BRASS KNUCKLES LEAGUE BULLETIN #46 DOG DAYS 2021

League Champion IMT: Hard to Kill Mason Storm (315-72-17) *11 $1,029,600 … #70 or 501

TV Champion VIRUS/CTI: Zigs Blood (12-13-3) *4 $46,300 … #92 or 502 Central Plains Champion IMT: Ted the Mega-Murderer Bundy (375-123-21) *9 $1,125,200 … #68 or 503 East Coast Champion IMT: Herbert the Re-Animator West (405-91-21) *11 $1,051,800 … #69 or 504 Great Lakes Champion IMT: 976-EVIL (65-75-5) *11 $724,000 … #89 or 505 Mid-Atlantic Champion VIRUS/CTI: K.M. Fauxx (10-17-3) *4 $50,300 … #95 or 506 Northeast Champion IMT: Mr. Diehard John McClane (84-83-23) *9 $608,700 … #71 or 507 Pacific Northwest Champion IMT: Horace the Shocker Pinker (396-74-19) *15 $1,139,400 … #75 or 508 Rocky Mountains Champion COT: Vincent Vega (77-72-7) *10 $270,400 … #32 or 509 Southeast Champion unclaimed Southwest Champion TBABIT: Norm (66-38-8) *7 $230,600 … #63 or 511 West Coast Champion VIRUS/CTI: Daan Cooley (7-19-2) *3 $47,100 … #91 or 512

League Tag-team Champions * win 5 free matches IMT: Horace the Shocker Pinker and 976-EVIL #75 & #89 or 789 TV Tag-team Champions IMT: Ted the Mega-Murderer Bundy and Mr. Diehard John McClane #68 & #71 or 987

League Six-man Champions * win 5 free matches IMT: Mr. Diehard John McClane, Horace the Shocker Pinker, and 976-EVIL #71, #75, & #89 or 789 TV Six-man Champions IMT: Ted the Mega-Murderer Bundy, Herbert the Re-Animator West, and Hard to Kill Mason Storm #68, #69, & #70 or 987

Battle Royal Winner IMT: Hard to Kill Mason Storm (315-72-17) *11 $1,029,600 … #70

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1. COT: John Wick (504-47-4) *8 $673,800...... #36 61. “The Adventurer” Jack Savage (0-10) $1,000...... #145 2. COT: Leon Montana (226-51-7) *8 $394,800...... #34 62. “The Human Weapon” Chuck McCallister (0-10) $1,000...... #142 3. TBABIT: Sam (122-55-4) *4 $224,800...... #65 63. The Stupendous Flint Boyle (0-10) $1,000...... #148 4. TBABIT: Coach (88-38-12) *5 $240,200...... #48 64. Jason Adams (0-10) $1,000...... #140 5. COT: Anton Chigurh (102-59-10) *8 $244,600...... #35 65. Dogzilla (0-10) $1,000...... #138 66. Nick O’Thyme (0-10) $1,000...... #152 67. Ernesto the Wildman (0-11) $1,200...... #132 6. TBABIT: Woody (63-37-5) *4 $190,300...... #64 68. Steven the Quick (0-11) $1,200...... #151 7. COT: Jules Winnfield (92-70-13) *9 $331,400...... #31 69. Mr. Mangle (0-11) $1,200...... #147 8. TBABIT: Frasier (70-50-4) *7 $193,800...... #49 70. Vincent Von Vanderbilt (0-12) $1,400...... #130 9. VIRUS/CTI: Duke Iron (23-10-5) *5 $87,200...... #157 71. “Mr. Grapple” Wally Weston (0-12) $1,400...... #114 10. COT: Agent 47 (66-56-8) *9 $197,400...... #33 72. Hank Horrendous (0-12) $1,400...... #121 73. Buck Labonte (0-12) $1,400...... #122 74. The Eradicator (0-12) $400...... #143 11. DP: Omega Man (4-0) $7,200...... #112 75. The Wrecker (0-13) $1,800...... #115 12. DP: Mongol Man (3-0) $6,200...... #111 76. Jason Adams, Jr. (0-13) $1,600...... #126 13. TBABIT: Clif (40-41-4) *3 $130,800...... #62 77. Xavier Pencilneck (0-13) $1,600...... #129 14. VIRUS/CTI: Leech (6-9-2) *2 $20,400...... #161 78. Grifon B. Stylez (0-13) $1,600...... #113 15. VIRUS/CTI: Shoemaker (6-15-3) *1 $43,200...... #160 79. “Always Honest” Eddie Truman (0-13) $1,600...... #127 80. Frank N. Steinway (0-13) $600...... #125 16. Dick Tater (158-6-1) *11 $396,500...... #57 81. The Obliterator (0-13) $400...... #128 17. Saul “Thunder” Abreu (121-7-2) *9 $244,300...... #58 82. Louie Kablooie (0-14) $800...... #124 18. “Brewmaster” Drew Darin (113-6-1) *3 $203,700...... #56 83. Andrew the Behemoth (0-14) $600...... #117 19. “Mr. Consistency” Mick Nicholas (106-10-4) *7 $325,700...... #59 84. Leonardo DaWimpy (0-15) $2,000...... #123 20. “Reasonable” Davey Rowler (98-9-2) *4 $263,800...... #61 85. Allan Chesterfield III (0-15) $2,000...... #139 21. CWS: “The Big Hurt” Frank Thomas (106-28-7) *6 $319,600...... #37 86. Igor the Ridiculous (0-15) $1,300...... #119 22. Joey “Challenger” Rowler (77-18) *5 $425,300...... #60 87. Joey Bologna (0-15) $1,300...... #120 23. CWS: Paul Konerko (89-34-6) $214,000...... #38 88. Good ‘ol Simon (0-16) $200...... #116 24. CWS: Jose Abreu (69-32) *3 $213,100...... #76 89. The Krushinator (0-17) $500...... #131 25. Kim Possible (29-6-1) $40,600...... #50 90. Dr. Punchman (0-36) $400...... #118 26. Ron Stoppable (25-4) $30,100...... #51 91. Chris “Puma” Stark (0-39) $8,400...... #28 27. IMT: Bubba the Love Gunn (4-1-1) *1 $8,100...... #42 92. Gregory Goliath (0-40) $4,100...... #16 28. IMT: Thriller Ace Gunn (3-1-1) *1 $8,000...... #40 93. Champanzee (0-42) $3,700...... #15 29. IMT: Big Poppa Pete Gunn (2-0) *2 $118,600...... #39 94. Drake Overtone (0-45) $2,500...... #10 30. AI: Doozle Bear (4-3) *1 $17,300...... #97 95. Frank Tortilla (0-51) $7,700...... #11 31. /GiFt: Flex Powersnap (2-1) $19,700...... #155 96. Lance Wordsworth (0-57) $8,100...... #7 32. EDGE/GiFt: Launch Lunarsault (2-1) $6,500...... #153 97. Morris Mack (0-64) $3,100...... #6 33. EDGE/GiFt: Shooter Crosslock (2-1) $6,300...... #156 98. Walter McShnerd (0-73) $2,200...... #5 34. ELE: Monkey Fist (6-6-1) $17,300...... #54 99. Louie G. Louie (0-79) $7,600...... #26 35. COT: Tough Stuf (4-4-1) *1 $55,000...... #94 36. IMT: Tommy the Machine Gunn (2-2) *1 $5,100...... #41 100. Samuel B. Sorry (0-114) $300...... #14 37. AI: Woozle Bear (1-1) *1 $4,900...... #103 101. Zack Majik (0-115) $2,700...... #20 38. ELE: Bonnie (4-7) $9,500...... #55 102. Turk L. Stein (0-115) $2,500...... #18 39. AI: Sillk the Shocker (2-5-1) *2 $18,700...... #104 103. Larry “Lefty” Lawrence (0-116) $14,400...... #21 40. She-Go (9-13-1) $22,800...... #52 104. The Mobster (0-117) $14,000...... #12 41. COT: Rough Enuf (3-7) *1 $66,800...... #93 105. The Masked Wonder (0-118) $15,500...... #19 42. ELE: Drakken (3-7-1) $14,800...... #53 106. Cyclopto (0-122) $6,600...... #13 43. COT: Bad in Plaid (1-6) *2 $40,500...... #88 107. Bobert Cuttlefish (0-125) $7,900...... #27 44. AI: Master P (1-6-2) *1 $36,400...... #105 108. “The Woodchuck” Chuck Wood (0-126) $16,900...... #9 45. AI: Noozle Bear (3-10-1) *2 $25,100...... #96 109. Hemingway Matthews (0-131) $1,700...... #8 46. EDGE/GiFt: Rex Ripsnort (3-12) $39,800...... #154 110. Brady Thomas (0-137) $18,300...... #3 47. AI: C-Murder (0-2) *1 $22,800...... #106 111. Nate the Great (0-145) $22,000...... #29 48. The Killer Giant (0-3) $500...... #101 112. Vic Gruesome (0-146) $5,700...... #30 49. The Black Moehismo (0-3) $200...... #102 113. “Mr. Speedy” Kurt Waite (0-154) $12,100...... #23 50. “Handsome” Hank Malloy (0-10) $2,700...... #25 114. The Body Slammer (0-158) $22,500...... #22 51. Ne’er Do Well (0-10) $1,000...... #149 115. The Bulkamaniac (0-171) $3,300...... #2 52. Eduardo the Brave (0-10) $1,000...... #133 116. Wyatt Goldstein (0-172) $22,200...... #24 53. Walter Lorenzo (0-10) $1,000...... #141 117. Nelson Needlemeier (0-173) $26,900...... #17 54. Clive Buttercup (0-10) $1,000...... #146 118. “Too Cool” Johnny Kuhl (0-175) $25,600...... #4 55. J.P. Grappleman (0-10) $1,000...... #135 119. Jacques Williams (0-266) $26,100...... #1 56. The Wicked One (0-10) $1,000...... #137 57. Hank Machismo (0-10) $1,000...... #150 58. The Harminator (0-10) $1,000...... #134 Send your matches, strategies, and trash talk to: 59. “The Invincible” Jef Porter (0-10) $1,000...... #136 IWA, c/o BKL, Box 5275, Willowick, OH 44095 60. The King (0-10) $1,000...... #144 We must receive your envelope by September 21st! BKL Matches 3

Card 1: Held in Malta (Attendance: 2,960) COT: John Wick over Vic Gruesome at 4:51 (Count Out) (non-title). IMT: Ted the Mega-Murderer Bundy overpowered COT: Vincent Vega at 29:44 (Stran- COT: John Wick over Jacques Williams at 6:08 (Disqualification: used powder) (non- gulation) by 3. title). COT: Anton Chigurh tied TBABIT: Coach at 9:35 (No Contest). COT: John Wick decked The Mobster at 0:45 (European Uppercut) by 154 (non-title). DP: Mongol Man over The Eradicator at 10:13 (Disqualification: hit ref). COT: John Wick outmuscled Zack Majik at 4:03 (Back Elbow Smash) by 105 (non-title). Main event: IMT: Ted the Mega-Murderer Bundy overpowered IMT: 976-EVIL at 43:26 COT: John Wick won over Nate the Great at 3:18 (Back Elbow Smash) by 85 (non-title). (Strangulation) by 1. COT: Vincent Vega outmuscled TBABIT: Norm at 28:56 (The Vincent Vice-Grip) by 3. TBABIT: Sam defeated COT: Leon Montana at 27:38 (Fastball) by 1. Card 5: Held in Bagdad (Attendance: 6,103) IMT: 976-EVIL bested VIRUS/CTI: Leech at 27:54 (Evil Calls) by 1.

Main event: COT: Vincent Vega overpowered COT: John Wick at 33:34 (The Vincent TBABIT: Coach beat The Bulkamaniac at 1:52 (Cross-Armbar) by 144. Vice-Grip) by 7. TBABIT: Coach decked Cyclopto at 2:30 (Arm Drag Takedown) by 92. TBABIT: Coach beat Larry “Lefty” Lawrence at 3:34 (Arm Drag Takedown) by 100. Card 2: Held in Monterey (Attendance: 6,660) TBABIT: Coach outmuscled Vic Gruesome at 1:41 (Arm Drag Takedown) by 88. IMT: Herbert the Re-Animator West annihilated COT: Vincent Vega at 27:57 (Lobot- TBABIT: Coach destroyed Jacques Williams at 4:29 (Arm Drag Takedown) by 102. omy) by 5. TBABIT: Coach overpowered The Mobster at 0:25 (Cross-Armbar) by 158. COT: Anton Chigurh outmuscled TBABIT: Clif at 28:23 (The Chigurh Chokeslam) by 1. TBABIT: Coach defeated Zack Majik at 3:54 (Arm Drag Takedown) by 104. DP: Omega Man won over Andrew the Behemoth at 3:38 (Arm Drag Takedown) by TBABIT: Coach pinned Nate the Great at 3:59 (Arm Drag Takedown) by 84. 111. COT: Vincent Vega bested TBABIT: Woody at 27:31 (The Vincent Vice-Grip) by 1. Main event: IMT: Ted the Mega-Murderer Bundy defeated TBABIT: Cliff at 42:36 IMT: Mr. Diehard John McClane outmuscled COT: Leon Montana at 20:10 (Yippee Ki (Strangulation) by 5. Yay) by 8 (non-title). DP: Mongol Man won over The Wrecker at 5:50 (Turnbuckle Smash) by 81. Card 6: Held in Hermosillo (Attendance: 4,816) Main event: IMT: Ted the Mega-Murderer Bundy outmuscled COT: Vincent Vega at

37:08 (Strangulation) by 3. IMT: Horace the Shocker Pinker annihilated The Bulkamaniac at 0:43 (Turnbuckle Smash) by 146. Card 3: Held in Lansing (Attendance: 1,684) IMT: Horace the Shocker Pinker bested Cyclopto at 1:31 (Fallaway Slam) by 94. IMT: Horace the Shocker Pinker defeated Larry “Lefty” Lawrence at 0:32 (Fallaway IMT: Horace the Shocker Pinker beat Jacques Williams at 1:24 (Fallaway Slam) by 104. Slam) by 102. IMT: Horace the Shocker Pinker outmuscled The Mobster at 0:57 (Turnbuckle Smash) IMT: Horace the Shocker Pinker over Vic Gruesome at 4:40 (Count Out). by 160. IMT: Hard to Kill Mason Storm destroyed COT: Vincent Vega at 22:01 (Kill Shot) by 7 IMT: Horace the Shocker Pinker over Zack Majik at 28:31 (Count Out). (non-title). IMT: Horace the Shocker Pinker defeated Nate the Great at 2:20 (Fallaway Slam) by COT: Anton Chigurh drew TBABIT: Woody at 1:50 (No Contest). 86. DP: Omega Man destroyed Louie Kablooie at 3:31 (Arm Drag Takedown) by 93. COT: Vincent Vega pinned TBABIT: Sam at 29:30 (The Vincent Vice-Grip) by 2. Main event: IMT: Ted the Mega-Murderer Bundy decked TBABIT: Sam at 32:33 (Stran- Pacific Northwest title: IMT: Horace the Shocker Pinker outmuscled COT: Leon Mon- gulation) by 5. tana at 28:10 (To Hell and Back) by 4. DP: Mongol Man bested Frank N. Steinway at 4:49 (Turnbuckle Smash) by 71. Card 7: Held in Rosemont (Attendance: 1,350) Main event: IMT: Ted the Mega-Murderer Bundy bested COT: Anton Chigurh at 49:47

(Strangulation) by 4. COT: John Wick decked Brady Thomas at 0:54 (Back Elbow Smash) by 125 (non-title). COT: John Wick defeated Samuel B. Sorry at 2:04 (The Wick Waistlock) by 144 (non- Card 4: Held in Riyadh (Attendance: 7,323) title). COT: John Wick over The Body Slammer at 16:25 (Count Out) (non-title). COT: John Wick defeated The Bulkamaniac at 2:38 (European Uppercut) by 140 (non- COT: Vincent Vega defeated COT: Jules Winnfield at 18:18 (The Vincent Vice-Grip) by 6 title). (non-title). COT: John Wick overpowered Cyclopto at 2:49 (Back Elbow Smash) by 93 (non-title). IMT: Mr. Diehard John McClane won over COT: Vincent Vega at 29:53 (Yippee Ki Yay) COT: John Wick overpowered Larry “Lefty” Lawrence at 0:52 (Back Elbow Smash) by by 5. 101 (non-title). 4 BKL Matches

East Coast title:IMT: Herbert the Re-Animator West outmuscled COT: Anton Chigurh IMT: Ted the Mega-Murderer Bundy pinned TBABIT: Coach at 28:20 (Strangulation) by at 16:05 (Lobotomy) by 6. 4. DP: Omega Man beat The Eradicator at 4:48 (Arm Drag Takedown) by 108. IMT: Horace the Shocker Pinker and 976-EVIL* beat IMT: Ted the Mega-Murderer Main event: IMT: Ted the Mega-Murderer Bundy overpowered COT: Leon Montana at Bundy and Mr. Diehard John McClane* at 27:17 (Evil Calls) by 1. 47:33 (Strangulation) by 6. Main event: IMT: Ted the Mega-Murderer Bundy pinned TBABIT: Frasier at 20:01 (Strangulation) by 8.

Card 8: Held in Vicksburg (Attendance: 3,251) Card 11: Held in Honolulu (Attendance: 5,765) TBABIT: Coach beat Brady Thomas at 4:40 (Arm Drag Takedown) by 124. TBABIT: Coach won over Samuel B. Sorry at 2:14 (Ends in Season 3) by 150. TBABIT: Coach overpowered “Too Cool” Johnny Kuhl at 3:44 (Arm Drag Takedown) by TBABIT: Coach beat The Body Slammer at 5:07 (Mounted Punches) by 84. 114. TBABIT: Frasier annihilated COT: Jules Winnfield at 27:40 (The Spinof) by 1. TBABIT: Coach annihilated Nelson Needlemeier at 2:04 (Arm Drag Takedown) by 116. IMT: Horace the Shocker Pinker destroyed COT: Vincent Vega at 28:18 (To Hell and TBABIT: Coach won over “Mr. Speedy” Kurt Waite at 5:45 (Arm Drag Takedown) by 81. Back) by 1. IMT: Horace the Shocker Pinker bested COT: Jules Winnfield at 22:55 (To Hell and IMT: 976-EVIL pinned COT: Anton Chigurh at 27:19 (Evil Calls) by 3. Back) by 7 (non-title). DP: Omega Man pinned Mr. Mangle at 1:33 (Arm Drag Takedown) by 111. VIRUS/CTI: K.M. Fauxx pinned COT: Vincent Vega at 28:16 () by 5. Main event: IMT: Ted the Mega-Murderer Bundy overpowered COT: Agent 47 at 40:48 Southwest title: TBABIT: Norm beat TBABIT: Frasier at 29:07 (Massive Tab) by 2. (Strangulation) by 7. IMT: Horace the Shocker Pinker and 976-EVIL* destroyed DP: Mongol Man* and Omega Man at 24:28 (Evil Calls) by 10.

Card 9: Held in Atlanta (Attendance: 9,170) Main event: IMT: Ted the Mega-Murderer Bundy annihilated COT: Jules Winnfield at 19:19 (Strangulation) by 9. IMT: Horace the Shocker Pinker outmuscled Brady Thomas at 2:29 (Fallaway Slam) by 126. Card 12: Held in Helsinki (Attendance: 6,725) IMT: Horace the Shocker Pinker over Samuel B. Sorry at 12:11 (Disqualification: hit opponent with microphone). IMT: Horace the Shocker Pinker bested “Too Cool” Johnny Kuhl at 0:48 (Fallaway IMT: Horace the Shocker Pinker won over The Body Slammer at 10:13 (Fallaway Slam) Slam) by 116. by 47. IMT: Horace the Shocker Pinker pinned Nelson Needlemeier at 3:44 (Fallaway Slam) TBABIT: Woody pinned COT: Jules Winnfield at 27:06 (The Woodchipper) by 5. by 118. IMT: 976-EVIL outmuscled COT: Vincent Vega at 29:44 (Evil Calls) by 2. IMT: Horace the Shocker Pinker over “Mr. Speedy” Kurt Waite at 1:16 (Disqualifica- VIRUS/CTI: Zigs Blood pinned COT: Anton Chigurh at 18:47 (Brainbuster) by 7 (non- tion: razor in boot). title). West Coast title:VIRUS/CTI: Daan Cooley decked COT: Jules Winnfield at 24:01 IMT: Ted the Mega-Murderer Bundy and Mr. Diehard John McClane* won over DP: (Brainbuster) by 9. Mongol Man* and Omega Man at 24:44 (Yippee Ki Yay) by 9. VIRUS/CTI: Duke Iron defeated COT: Vincent Vega at 28:00 (Brainbuster) by 2. Main event: IMT: Ted the Mega-Murderer Bundy overpowered IMT: Horace the IMT: Hard to Kill Mason Storm bested TBABIT: Clif at 21:31 (Kill Shot) by 9 (non-title). Shocker Pinker at 48:20 (Strangulation) by 2. DP: Mongol Man and Omega Man* defeated The Wrecker* and The Eradicator at 7:09 (Arm Drag Takedown) by 73.

Card 10: Held in Melbourne (Attendance: 5,025) Main event: IMT: Hard to Kill Mason Storm won over IMT: Ted the Mega-Murderer Bundy at 29:55 (Kill Shot) by 4. COT: John Wick pinned “Too Cool” Johnny Kuhl at 4:25 (Back Elbow Smash) by 115 (non-title). Card 13: Held in Mobile (Attendance: 2,014) COT: John Wick won over Nelson Needlemeier at 0:32 (Back Elbow Smash) by 117 (non-title). COT: John Wick defeated Hemingway Matthews at 1:24 (The Wick Waistlock) by 129 COT: John Wick annihilated “Mr. Speedy” Kurt Waite at 4:04 (Back Elbow Smash) by (non-title). 82 (non-title). COT: John Wick outmuscled Turk L. Stein at 0:16 (The Wick Waistlock) by 128 (non- IMT: Ted the Mega-Murderer Bundy destroyed COT: Jules Winnfield at 17:15 (Strangu- title). lation) by 9 (non-title). COT: John Wick outmuscled Wyatt Goldstein at 4:30 (Atomic ) by 111 (non- TV title: VIRUS/CTI: Zigs Blood won over COT: Vincent Vega at 16:13 (Brainbuster) title). by 6. BKL Matches 5

Rocky Mountains title: COT: Vincent Vega beat COT: Agent 47 at 27:00 (The Vincent IMT: Ted the Mega-Murderer Bundy won over COT: Agent 47 at 22:36 (Strangulation) Vice-Grip) by 4. by 7 (non-title). VIRUS/CTI: Leech annihilated COT: Vincent Vega at 27:15 (Brainbuster) by 1. Northeast title: IMT: Mr. Diehard John McClane outmuscled TBABIT: Sam at 18:14 Mid-Atlantic title: VIRUS/CTI: K.M. Fauxx destroyed TBABIT: Cliff at 21:52 (Brain- (Yippee Ki Yay) by 7. buster) by 7. Main event: IMT: Hard to Kill Mason Storm destroyed TBABIT: Woody at 38:56 (Kill DP: Mongol Man* and Omega Man over Louie Kablooie* and Frank N. Steinway at Shot) by 8. 7:20 (Disqualification: hit opponent with microphone).

Main event: IMT: Hard to Kill Mason Storm bested IMT: Herbert the Re-Animator West Card 17: Held in Waco (Attendance: 1,500) at 55:29 (Kill Shot) by 2. TBABIT: Coach pinned “The Woodchuck” Chuck Wood at 2:37 (Cross-Armbar) by 144. TBABIT: Coach defeated The Masked Wonder at 1:09 (DDT) by 177. Card 14: Held in Assisi (Attendance: 8,449) TBABIT: Coach outmuscled Bobert Cuttlefish at 3:44 (Arm Drag Takedown) by 120. TBABIT: Coach overpowered Hemingway Matthews at 2:54 (Ends in Season 3) by 135. COT: Vincent Vega pinned TBABIT: Frasier at 27:48 (The Vincent Vice-Grip) by 5 (non- TBABIT: Coach annihilated Turk L. Stein at 1:10 (Ends in Season 3) by 134. title). TBABIT: Coach pinned Wyatt Goldstein at 2:41 (DDT) by 119. COT: Leon Montana drew TBABIT: Norm at 4:07 (No Contest). COT: Vincent Vega outmuscled COT: Leon Montana at 28:58 (The Vincent Vice-Grip) VIRUS/CTI: Shoemaker defeated TBABIT: Sam at 27:22 (Brainbuster) by 1. by 3.

TBABIT: Coach decked COT: Agent 47 at 29:52 (Ends in Season 3) by 3. Card 18: Held in Watts (Attendance: 7,957) IMT: 976-EVIL annihilated TBABIT: Norm at 29:52 (Evil Calls) by 5. IMT: Mr. Diehard John McClane*, Horace the Shocker Pinker, and 976-EVIL annihilated IMT: Horace the Shocker Pinker pinned “The Woodchuck” Chuck Wood at 0:53 (Turn- IMT: Ted the Mega-Murderer Bundy, Herbert the Re-Animator West*, and Hard to buckle Smash) by 146. Kill Mason Storm at 29:52 (Yippee Ki Yay) by 5. IMT: Horace the Shocker Pinker decked The Masked Wonder at 1:05 (Fallaway Slam) Main event: IMT: Hard to Kill Mason Storm won over TBABIT: Coach at 31:58 (Kill by 105. Shot) by 8. IMT: Horace the Shocker Pinker beat Bobert Cuttlefish at 2:24 (Fallaway Slam) by 122. COT: Vincent Vega won over TBABIT: Clif at 28:14 (The Vincent Vice-Grip) by 2. TBABIT: Woody outmuscled COT: Leon Montana at 27:31 (The Woodchipper) by 2. Card 15: Held in New Philadelphia (Attendance: 9,160) IMT: Ted the Mega-Murderer Bundy beat VIRUS/CTI: Duke Iron at 28:05 (Strangula- IMT: Horace the Shocker Pinker outmuscled Hemingway Matthews at 2:55 (To Hell tion) by 1. and Back) by 137. IMT: Horace the Shocker Pinker decked Turk L. Stein at 2:29 (To Hell and Back) by 136. Battle Royal IMT: Horace the Shocker Pinker bested Wyatt Goldstein at 4:16 (Side Slam) by 60. COT: Vincent Vega destroyed COT: Anton Chigurh at 28:14 (The Vincent Vice-Grip) by Held in Brooklyn (Attendance: 6,329) 1. IMT: 976-EVIL gained $1,000 after getting catapulted out by IMT: Ted the Mega-Mur- COT: Agent 47 bested TBABIT: Frasier at 28:42 (The Agent Armbar) by 1. derer Bundy. IMT: 976-EVIL annihilated TBABIT: Woody at 28:00 (Evil Calls) by 3. IMT: Horace the Shocker Pinker gained $1,100 after being thrown onto the apron by Main event: IMT: Hard to Kill Mason Storm overpowered TBABIT: Norm at 15:58 (Kill IMT: Hard to Kill Mason Storm. Shot) by 10. IMT: Ted the Mega-Murderer Bundy snatched $1,200 in imaginary earnings after being flipped out of the ring by IMT: Mr. Diehard John McClane. Card 16: Held in Sioux City (Attendance: 2,772) IMT: Mr. Diehard John McClane gained an imaginary $1,300 after IMT: Herbert the Re-

COT: John Wick pinned “The Woodchuck” Chuck Wood at 2:25 (European Uppercut) Animator West threw him into his manager at ringside. by 140 (non-title). IMT: Herbert the Re-Animator West earned a quick $1,400 when he got hurled into COT: John Wick bested The Masked Wonder at 1:07 (Atomic Leg Drop) by 169 (non- some chairs at ringside by IMT: Hard to Kill Mason Storm. title). IMT: Hard to Kill Mason Storm was the winner of the battle royal and the $30,000 COT: John Wick outmuscled Bobert Cuttlefish at 1:06 (Back Elbow Smash) by 121 purse. (non-title). COT: Vincent Vega beat TBABIT: Coach at 29:32 (The Vincent Vice-Grip) by 1. SOUTHSIDE With Tommy the Bull

Welcome back to another edition of the Southside. Bout time you found a pair in the tag & 6man rankings. Check it out. TOP 25 League: John Wick 1.Vincent Vega TV 2. Leon Montana Pacific Northwest 3. Sam Northeast 4. Horace Pinker Southeast 5. Anton Chigurh East Coast 6. Frasier Southwest 7. Agent 47 Rocky Mountains 8. 976-Evil Great Lakes/BR 9. Jules Winnfield West Coast 10. Leech 11. Ted Bundy Central Plains 12. John McClane 13. Norm 14. Duke Iron 15. Herbert West 16. Daan Cooley 17. Shoemaker 18. K.M. Fauxx 19. Woody 20. Coach 21. Mason Storm 22. Cigs Blood 23. Cliff Mid-Atlantic 24. Ron Stoppable 25. Davey Rowler

TOP TAG TEAMS League: Horace Pinker & 976-Evil TV: Ted Bundy & John McClane 1. Ted Bundy & Mason Storm 2. Jaques Williams & Johnny Kuhl

TOP SIX-MAN League: John McClane, Horace Pinker, 976-EVIL TV: Ted Bundy, Herbert West, Mason Storm 1. Jaques Williams, Johnny Kuhl, Nelson Needlemeier Its great to see retro-wrestlers, versions of originals, showing up and bringing some excitement to the fans that have never seen the originals. Bad News Brad, Awesome Sean MCA AND David ‘The Brain’ Schinkus laid an impressive groundbreaking stride in the early days of the IWA. It seems their doppelgangers are having a successful run of their own. Kudos to these next gens. BKL #45 RESULTS Cards 17 Matches 135 Battle Royal 8 Active 24 Highest Strategy 501 (John Wick)

Great cycle pick-up, we need some trash talk going on. Let’s get to it!

Attention managers of AEL,AOL,BKL,and EHL- RISE Wrestling in AEL is looking to establish a RISE Bronze Championship. This Championship would be defended between the 4 leagues and the inaugural championship tournament is set to begin this cycle. Once a champion is crowned, the title will be defended every three cycles. Below are the first round matches. Besides becoming the first champion, the winner receives $500,000 i-cash. Good luck to all the entrants.

~Seth Drazen RISE Wrestling Director Of Operations

RISE #28- RISE Bronze Championship tournament 1. AEL Ron Star v BKL Daan Cooley 2. AEL Muscle Maker 2000 v BKL Woody 3. AEL Uzi Pawn v BKL John Wick 4. AEL Nick Fury v BKL Hard To Kill Mason Storm 5. AEL Prof Matsu v BKL Leon Montana 6. AEL Jim Miller v BKL Duke Iron 7. AEL Zippo The Clown v BKL Ted The Mega Murderer Bundy 8. AEL Sugrag Hcaz v BKL Frasier 9. EHL Chosen One v AOL Aspen Gasman 10. EHL Chronicles v AOL Mr Intensitu 11. EHL Joker Jay Bags v AOL Brackish Bruiser Bedlam 12. EHL Tony Garea v AOL Coach Jim Teacher 13. EHL Diabolical Rick Savage v AOL Intimate Warrior 14. EHL Junik Matteo v AOL Dan The Man 15. EHL Cronus v AOL Mr Shots 16. EHL Gold Standard v AOL Brodie King

** these are round 1 matches for the RISE Bronze Championship. Winner receives $500,000 i-cash and becomes the first RISE Bronze Champion. This Championship will be defended every 3 rd cycle BRONZE

Count Out: 15 Disqualification: 17

1. Ankle Lock...... 28 31. Hammerlock...... 13 61. Atomic Leg Drop...... 41 2. Arm Drag Takedown...29 32. Headbutt...... 23 62. ...... 43 3. Arm Wrench...... 16 33. Headlock...... 29 63. Big Splash...... 45 4. Atomic Drop...... 15 34. Hip Toss...... 14 64. ...... 44 5. Back Elbow Smash.....28 35. Irish Whip...... 19 65. Brainbuster...... 43 6. Bear Hug...... 23 36. Knee Drop...... 19 66. Camel Clutch...... 39 7. Big Boot...... 22 37. Knee Lift...... 20 67. Cobra Clutch...... 45 8. Bodyslam...... 24 38. Knife-Edge Chop...... 22 68. Cradle ...... 39 9. Bulldog...... 21 39. Lariat...... 20 69. Cutter...... 40 10. Catapult...... 21 40. Leg Sweep...... 13 70. DDT...... 42 11. Chair Shot...... 17 41. Low Blow...... 18 71. Death Valley Driver....38 12. Chickenwing...... 27 42. Mongolian Chop...... 8 72. Diving Headbutt...... 38 13. Chokeslam...... 16 43. Monkey Flip...... 18 73. Figure Four...... 37 14. Clothesline...... 15 44. Mounted Punches...... 30 74. Gorilla Press Slam...... 37 15. Crescent Kick...... 24 45. Palm Strike...... 14 75. Gourdbuster...... 40 16. Cross-Armbar...... 26 46. Pumphandle Slam...... 3 76. Guillotine Choke...... 35 17. Double Axehandle...... 17 47. Rear Naked Choke...... 6 77. Hurricanrana...... 32 18. Dropkick...... 4 48. Rib Breaker...... 25 78. ...... 31 19. Eagle Split...... 3 49. Rope Burn...... 1 79. ...... 31 20. Elbow Smash...... 4 50. Savate Kick...... 2 80. Piledriver...... 41 21. Enzuigiri...... 11 51. Shoulder Block...... 12 81. ...... 32 22. European Uppercut....25 52. Shoulder Breaker...... 11 82. ...... 33 23. Eye Gouge...... 7 53. Side Slam...... 27 83. Scorpion Deathlock....36 24. Face Rake...... 10 54. Snapmare...... 10 84. Sleeper...... 35 25. Fallaway Slam...... 30 55. Spinning Back Fist...... 8 85. Slingshot Suplex...... 34 26. Flying Body Press...... 1 56. Step-Over Toe Hold...... 9 86. Spear...... 34 27. Flying Dropkick...... 6 57. Suplex...... 5 87. Spinebuster...... 36 28. Flying Elbow Drop...... 7 58. Tree of Woe Kicks...... 2 88. Stunner...... 42 29. Forearm Smash...... 5 59. Turnbuckle Smash...... 26 89. Sunset Flip...... 33 30. Full Nelson...... 12 60. Wristlock...... 9 90. Superplex...... 44