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Vol. 81, No. 10 John Carroll University, University Heights, Ohio 44118 November 14,1991 Senate approves Change of seasons JCU SI Committee confronts by Chris Kazor floating sub-committee is the rape Visitation Policy/Housing sub News Editor by Jackie Kubik committee, whose chairman is Joe Weeks after making its mark at Parks. News Writer John Carroll University, the Stu The committee has been func An open forum confronting dent Issues (SI) Committee was tional all through this semester, rape was held at John Carroll formally recognized by the Student but had not been of~cially recog University on Nov. 12 in order to Union Senate at the Nov. 12 SU nized until the Nov. 12 meeting. discuss Uruversity actions, edu meeting. Despite the lack of recognition, cation, ethics and societal views The bill to approve the com the committee had already made a on rape. mittee was presented by Student significant conlribntion to the The panel of speakers at this Union President Joe Cimperman. campus in its evaluation of the forum included Donna Byrnes, The bill called for the approval of incident involving thP. fundraising director of housing, Brenda ·photo by OuUti:oc HW'I.)'1 the committee because "there is a committee, campus )ecurity and Members or the rugby team brave the snow and cold during a Wirkus, philosophy professor, need within the Uruversity Com the use of a University van. recent arne. The first snow of the ear fell on Nov. 7. Lauren Bowen, political science munity to address multicultural, The security sub-commiuees professor and Roland Moore, environmental, socio-political, of the Student Issues Committee employee of the Rape Crisis and gender issues today." looked into this situation. Sub SAFE requests aid Center. The co-chairpersons of the SJ committee chairman Crowe ulti "Rape is one of the most seri committee are junior Bill mately decided that security was from administration ous issues that can be talked about O'Connell and freshman Erin not at fault in the incident by Elizabeth McDonald one in S.A.F.E. wants to see the and dealt with," said Byrnes. Lunz. Thecommitteealsohas six "That was a real boost for us," News Writer recycling program come to an end. Byrnes stressed that when a sub-committees. Five of the said Lunz. "It proved that we can "The purpose of stopping the rape does occur on campus, the committees are to be permanent, make a dent in what goes on." On Oct. 31, Student Advocates program was to show all members flCSL concern is for the victim. while the other is to be a floating The SJ commiltec plans to add for the Environment (S.A.F.E.) of the school the need for a com Safety measures arc taken, secu committee. A new floating com sub-committees to address the held a demonstration to indicate prehensively run program," said rity is called, a medical examina mittee is to be established at the different issues which become the need for the administration's Abbo. "I think we've done that" tion is provided and confidentiality beg4lrung of each year. important at JCU. Floating sub support in the recycling program, John Reali, Vice-President of is ensured. Then, an advocate is Currently the permanent sub committees will exist until the claiming that it has become too Services, has turned the responsi called in to talk with the victim. committees are the AIDS aware relevant issues are resolved. large for the 40 member group to bility of looking into various recy According to Byrnes, there are ness, the Sex respect, the "Our main goal this year is to handle. cling programs over to Tom Wank, no official written procedures, but Lifestyles, the Multicultural Is become established so we wiU be Now the recycling bins have of Physical Plant. Currently, no the above measures are followed sues, and the Security/Student. able to have longevity," said Lunz. been removed from all the build decisions have been made. by both the Dean of students and The chairpersons of these sub "We want to raise people's ings on campus, the petitions have "In the long term, we hope the the Residence Life office. committees are, respectively, awareness of the issues of our sub been signed and presented to the administration will do everything "Treat yourself for being here junior Julie Smith, sophomore committees," she ~d. "As we University vice presidents, and the possible to implement a compre tonight," said Moore. "You are Jennifer Souza, senior John see it now, there is alot of igno group is simply wailing. hensive program," saic1 Abbo. confronting an ugly issue. You Homer,juruor Anthony President, According to Elmer Abbo, who are confronting an issue that you ranceon thiscampus4f!d that needs continued on page 7 andsophomoreKeUyCrowe. The to be changed." is the publicity co-chairperson, no should not have to, but do because it is here." Wl IAT'S INSIDE: The Rape Crisis Center exists Fisher receives recognition for service in order to teach potential of fenders how not to commit the by Shari Stieber JCU and in the community." crime instead of teaching society This year, seven students were how to prevent or avoid the crime. News Writer nominated, including Dennis Dew, "Rape has nothing to do with At last SaturdEs Parents Anthony Parker, Jennifer Ritter, the victim's choice and if we're Weekend football arne, senior Anton Zuiker, Tyann Bowman, serious about preventing it, we'~e Bryan Fisher was p nted with Lamarr Saxton and Fisher. going to have to teach potential the Parents Assodiation Out "It is important to note, that offenders," said Moore. standing Student Recognition everyone automatically receives a The ethics of rape was also PARENTS' WEEKEND Award. Certificate of Service in recogni discussed at the forum. CENTER SPREAD This is an annual award given tion of their nomination," said "Moral philosophers don't FEATURES••••••••.• 12 in honor of service. Last year's Nowinski. agree much about sex," said Good study. recipient was Joe Citnpennan. The seven nominees were each Wirkus. "There is one thing they habits foilll; . According to Robert Nowinski given a half-hour interview with a do agree on, though -coerced promising ~ · . , of the Parents Association, teach panel of about 20 Parents Asso sex is immoral. It is wrong be ers were asked to submit letters of cause it is not consensual." future ciation members in which they ·pboto """""'Y Bryan l'ial>cr Bryan Fis h er NTERTAINMENT•• l recommendation in October. individually presented their She stressed that people make "Nominees should show achievements. They were graded jor. His achievements include mistakes and errors in judgement Holy toons. strength in three areas," said on a point system and the nominee being vice president of Alpha Ep but that does not give someone the Batman. it's Nowinski. "Enthusiasm, hu with the highest number of points silon Delta, the pre-professional right to "impose on the autonomy Jerry • manitarianism and activity in the received the award. medical society, executive officer of a person who ought not be im- oocc- Robinson family, in the school structure at Fisher is a senior biology rna- continued on page 7 continued on page 7 Page2 EDITORIAL The Carroll News, November 14, 1991
Freedom of press Farewell black knight; 1 must not be harmed thanks for your magic by Once upon a time, the black knight galloped imo town after Censorship anywhere is a threat to First Amendment press rights Brennan town, day after day, pcrfonning his act for all to see. Glorious acts, everywhere. At the Ohio State University in Columbus, a mere 135 miles lLafferty J the sons of which made one think that he could touch the stars if south of John Carroll University, the student neV'spaper has been severely -- he wished. The kinds of feats that made the young and the old, the threatened with a new governing policy. Irich and the bold all smile. This was no ordinary knight indeed. There was an That policy, designed and implemented by the journalism faculty of unexplainable something about him. For when he left each town, this black knight left happiness and wonderful memories behind him. OSU that publishes the the Lantern, allows the faculty adviser to withhold Butone day before leaving town, the black knight announced that he would not come any stories that an independent attorney may deem as libelous. The stories, by this way any longer. His mind and body were tired, he explained, and although he however, must be discussed by the student editor and faculty adviser felt his heart breaking, his exhaustion had taken him over. His one condolence was that before being sent to an attorney. he would not leave thetn entirely, but his act was too strenuous to continue. The new policy caused grave concern, leading to the resignation of 10 The people, however, were not bitter that the black knight would not pcrfonn for them any longer. Instead, they rejoiced in the memories he had given them. They editors of the paper. They warned that although the paper had enjoyed great cheered him and carried him through the streets. For this black knight had given the freedom in the past, the new policy would allow censorship in the future. people some joy in a time of despair. Their resignations must be applauded. No poHcy should ever be enacted But the black knight still had some gifts left to give to the people. He decided that that compromises the freedom of the press. he could pass down his act by teaching it to the people. They would no longer have to The Carroll News operates under a policy of freedom that allows only look to him for feats of glory. The people could find the strength inside themselves to be happy. They started to feel as if they themselves could touch the stars. the student editors to determine the contem oft~e newspaper. We enjoy a So time passed, and the black knight was no more. complete freedom that is threatened by the Ohio State change in policy. But the people never forgot him. And as they thought back and remembered all the No newspaper, or other news media, should qperate under such a threat joy he had given them, they realized that the black knight was more than a knighL He of censorship. The freedom of the press must remain solely in the hands was a magician. He was Magic. ~ ;M. ~ of the press itself, not a governing body, be it th~ OSU Journalism faculty or the United States government. 1 SU financial matters must go to committee first The Student Union has begun to address some very important issues this for its budget. In order to best use its money the SU needs to effectively semester. AIDS. the environment and racism are issues that are important utilize the committee s~ that is essential to' the Union's success. nor only to our society 10day but especially to John Carroll University. The It is clear that the discussions for the financial aspects can be handled SU has even initiated a student issues committee to deal with these much easier if they would be given to the proper comminee, namely the problems on a better day to day basis. Finance committee. This committee has been neglected by the SU. It has The SU has also offered a variety of events for the student body to not been used to its full potential. Consequently, the debate over financing participate in. The Joe Piscopo concen , Jello Biafra speech and Christmas has caused the SU to get bogged down in their own bureaucracy. Formal are some of these offerings for the students. The many new issues that the SU has begun to address are being lost in The financing for these events, though, has not been as successful as the the shuffle. The debates over such simple yet imponant issues as dances events themselves. The debates in the Senate over money issues regarding and concerts are suffocating the real issues that should be allowed to breath the Piscopo event and the price of Christmas Fm mal have tied up the entire free. SU to the point of exasperation. The SU officers should recognize that there are committees empowered Special Events Committee Director Moe McGuiness was quoted last to help them with the governing of the Union. Realizing this, the senators week that"we [theSU] are nota business." This comment was in reference can devote more of their time to the issues that affect the whole student to the $19,000 loss for the Piscopo concen. The S U should realize that it body. is accountable for a great deal of university money, just as any business is
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Kinter unfairly attacked While I have aslcd several professors and administra· target. The UDA insinuated that they regard Catholics in tors the exact rcac;ons underlying this policy, I have yet to general, not just Republicans, as fair game. To the Editor: rccetve a logical explanation. One high-ranking adminis Not long after the Maginn murder, a BBC reponer, I do not consider myself a racist, but I highly enjoyed trator in the School of Business told me the extra $290 Chris Moore, was invited by the UDA to see proof of Sutton Kinter's article "Louisiana candidate Duke der tuttion was a "hidden credit" for accounting majors, and if Maginn's IRA involvement. Moore accepted the invitauon fended" [CN, Oct. 31) the administrauon tssucd the appropriate four credit hours, and was shown legal security documents, videotape, and I feel he has been unfairly castigated by the editors and accounting majors would need to earn 132 credit hours for photographs which had been leaked to the UDA by Loy readers ofThe Carroll News as well as the president of the graduation mstead of the current 128. ahst security forces. The UDA claimed this evidence In Student Union. Amcnea,justbecausean idea is unpopular When I pointed out the unfairness to all other business hnking Maginn to the IRA JUStified hts death. doesn't make it wrong. By simply silencing white su majors and minors, the administrator agreed with me, The UDA is classtfied as a legal organizauon and •s premacists, do we end racism? No! We simply force racism expressed his empathy, and noted the change in policy fully supported by the British government. However, the underground. effective next year tO correct this discrimination. UDA shows such a blatant disregard for the law that even Let's encourage f rcc speech instead of chastising those Obviously, the administration is aware of the injustice the British government cannot always cover up its mur who are not "politically correct." We should apply the of this policy or else would not change it. Although ensuing derous atrocities. Currently 16 UDA members are serving wisdom of Jello Biafra. Let's not try to "ban everything." classes here atJCU will not have to suffer this injustice, the life sentences for the murder of Cathohcs. Like Biafra said all we do is "make believe all is well and change does not •nclude any measures to compensate the Since so many Catholic and Protestant paramilitary hide reality from ourselves and our children." students now in these accounting classes. Recognizing an groups are in Belfast, there will unfonunately continue to We don'tlive in a perfect world where racism doesn' injustice requires present compensation as well as future be terrible, savage acts of violence perpetrated by both exist. We are not all equal, yet. And until we are equal w¢ changes. Thus, I believe the administration should add a sides. A solution needs to be found. However, this type of should encourage talk about race relations. provision in their new policy to compensate the present AC intervention by the British government will only compound Here at John Carroll, I have many questions which must 201, 202, 210, 211 students. Empathy is not enough the problem not alleviate it. remain unasked. I can't ask about the family structure of compensation; we all deserve the credit hours we have other races. I can't ask about the employment of other earned. Sean McNamara races. I can't ask why I 'd rather see white men in a dark Class of 1993 alley instead of black men, I can't ask why a black student Michelle Thomas with a similar high school transcript is on a full-ride at Class of 1994 Cafeteria workers denied respect Harvard. I am only supposed to be silent and engage in "responsible Rosen expresses gratitude To the Editor: social action" while not creating any "social discomfort" or We are writing to express our disbelief of the manners "emotional distress," according to the University's Policy To the Editor: exhibited by John Carroll students and faculty in the school on Racial Harassment. I just wanted to lake this opportunity to thank all of you cafeteria. Last week's letters to the editor and accompanying who attended the Joe Piscopo concert on Oct. 27, for which Though we have only been a partoftheJCU community editorial (which came right after the Jello Biafra article) did I had the honor of being the opening act. I wanted to remind since September, we feel there exists a blatant disregard for nothing to help stop racism. All they did was tell Sutton you how special you always make me feel whenever I visit the cafeteria and its personnel. All staff members of JCU Kinter to shut up. you at "Johnny C.," and it was a thrill to be with you that are given lhe common COWleS.)' lJW event UwilvicWal I disagree with David La Guardia. I think a university night. Not only was there a large quantity ofyou, there was deserves, with the exception of cafereria workers. newspaper is the perfect forum for Sutton Kinter. I hope quality, too. Thanks again for your warm reception, I'll be For example, ctgareue smoking tS stnctly prohibited in Kinter will continue to write with the same frre he ha<: seeing you in February. Take care. the cafeteria, as denoted by Marriott's "no smoking" signs shown In the past. on every table. On more than one occasion, we have Freedom of speech has lived in America for over 200 Yours always, witnessed both students and faculty ignoring this request. years. Let's not let it die at the American university of the Carl Rosen In addition, we are shocked by the obvious laziness that 90's. some people continually display. We arc refernng to the Solution needed for violence in simple task of retummg one's tray after fimshmg a meal. Tim Conlon Northern Ireland In the future, we hope that all persons usmg the cafeteria Class of 1993 To the Editor: will malce an honest effort to respect the cafeteria and its Pertaining to lhe article "In Belfast, a new breed of killer personnel. comes to age" [by Glenn Frankel, The Washington Post, SU debts raise doubts over reprinted in CN,Oct. 31), I would like to explain in slightly Jen Hamdorf Erin Shaughnessy success and future more detail the circumstances surrounding this article. Class of 1995 Class of 1995 To the Editor: This article is not about a new breed of killers. Belfast has As a student of this school I would like to ask the Student had its vicious killers, both Catholic and Protestant, for Union to change their definition of success. If a $19,000 many years. This article is a reference to an incident which loss and only selling half the allotted tickets is a success, was exposed during John Stalker's independent inquiry then I pray the Student Union never sees a failure. It was into British government collusion with Protestant para •In a letter to the editor entitled "Duke article draws mentioned in a CN article last week that the Carroll com. military organizations. negativereponse from community" the writer was Kerri A. munity will not have to wait another five years for a majci The first reported mcident of collusion involved the Goodwin. 28 on-campus event I should hope that it is at least five years killing of year old Loughlin Maginn. I believe that this until the Carroll community sees another "success" of this killing is the same one Frankel refers to in his article. This •In Elmer Abbo's forum article last week entitled "Re· magnitude. killing was set up by a group of current and retired police cycling program needs university implementation", Abbo men who were a part ofa group called the Inner Circle. The stated that Student Advocates For the Environment Paul Keane Inner Circle's only aim was eradicating Republican ter (S.A.F.E.) was solely responsible for starting the recycling Class of 1992 rorism. To do this, they had leaked as much information as efforts on campus. possible concerning more than 400 Catholic IRA (Irish JeffSauter,classof 1991, set uptheoriginalcontacts for Business majors treated unfairly Republican Army] sympathizers to the Protestant para recycling while treasurer of a Greek organization to raise military groups. The British government, military, and money for burned children. To the Editor: police all steadfastly denied this. However, proof of col S.A.F.E. then took over these efforts and expanded As a sophomore intending to pursue a major through th~ lusion between authorities and the paramilitaries began to them concentrating on the environmental benefits of re· School of Business here at John Carroll, I am required td leak out cycling. lake at least two semesters of Accounting. I find it absurd It was because of Inner Circle's information leak that that I, like all prospective business majors and minors, Maginn was murdered. Maginn was an IRA sympathizer /I;, ( ,;rrt·/i .\( ·•., \~,_·L.~~nL·, l:t 1 ,·:-, !.• Ht,· ~,.·,Jlt•''· .h 11 h ''lH \\J\ must pay four credit hours tuition for each semester of many Catholics in Northern Ireland are. He was shot 111 ~fll'\\lrl~ \\h.tt ~~·u 11~. ,,r ,JI..,It~ ..: Jt'\('I.Jt th,· th..'\''-P.tfX·r. th ...· ... unpu-.,,~r!Jf,·ln~~.-rkT.tl \\·, _, ... 1-.tJutL·tt .. r .. h .. ·,uhnntll.·-.lh~ 1~0tl accounting, while only receiving three hours of credit. I through the back of the head while watching television would like to know the exact use of the extra $290 tuition 1'111 \l,,rhi.J),IIl /lu C ,;rr,,d.\,·:,, ~~ll~t..,:,t,,,.,,...,llh_'lh~..·lfpuhlh.J· with his wife at his house in Rathfriland, County Down. ll1tfl \\-..._· r"-·,._·rv.._· fh~._· n~·hllil ~..:drtl,_·th.:r-. !Pr ~..l.trll\ ,,, '(M'-'\: ~,..nn,ld that I and all AC 201,202,210, and 211 students are being The Ulster Defense Association [UDA) accepted respon· ~.·uttnn .... I ....·tfl.·r, ITllbt h~..· '>l~th'd ;tnd .h.:\.''rnp;mh.·d h~ ~~~ur phon\..· charged. sibility for the killing. They claimed he was a legitimate numt),.:r l..~..:llt.."r' h'l"\.UIIh.' pr,>p~..·rl~ ,,f Fht· ( ·(ur, ·!I \·,-"' I h.trl~ ~ \~J Page 4 FORUM The Carroll News, November 14,1991 Campus has enough room for diverse opinions they provide for the diversity of views necessary in a express his opinions even if they arc not the acceptable or by La ura Boustani university setting. There is a dangerous element to all this "politically correct" ones. Forum Writer awareness. There arc now acceptable or poutically correct While the professor offers some valid points in his John Carroll's campus has radically changed in the past and unacceptable or politically incorrect ways to address lcuer, it seems as though he is attacking the point of view two years. As a freshman, I was greatly disappointed by the social issues. that Kinter chose to argue. In the midst of any controversy, degree of social apathy on this campus. Having auended a The former will bring the student much support and the freedom ofspeech must never be overlooked or attacked. neighboring Catholic high school where social awarene~ admiration while the latter will cause a great deal of attack It is a God-given right and certainly one granted to us by our and activism were priorities, I began to question whether or and criticism. This is certainly healthy; however, some government. When a newspaper is attacked for publishing not I had made the right decision to attend Carroll. times there is so much attack as to suggest if not clearly an unpopular view, there is a hidden suggestion of cen Slowly, things began to change. Concerned student;s state that the student's views should not be expressed at all. sorship. I find the concept of censorship repulsive and joined hands, forming groups with the purpose of raising The Carroll News has been the natural medium for these certainly not one which belongs on a college campus. awareness and providing the university community with groups as well as other concerned individuals to express A college campus is an ideal setting for students to opportunities to act in response to different social prob their opinions. Suuon Kinter's article "Louisianaeandidate express their opinions, regardless of their controversial it y, lems. Among these groups are S.A.F.E., Pax Christi, and Duke defended" [CN, Oct. 31] created precisely the type of debate issues, and therefore grow morally and intellectu Project Gold. controversy that I speak of. ally. I am appalled that a college professor suggests that a I was relieved to sec the formation of the Young A letter to the editor by an English Department professor newspaper adapts his morality even if the majority of the Democrats, JCUSASP (Students for Alternative Solutions published a week later attacked The CNfor having pub community happens to agree with this morality. For Peace), and the new Women's Issues Club. While I am lished the article. I disagreed with almost every one of I hope that the CN continues to be a medium for all not endorsing the views of any of these groups, I believe Kinter's statements; however, I firmly defend his right to students to express their opinions. Pick-up bars make for stimulating theater by Jeff Lohr the most obvious- sexy chicks getto dance ers. Shooters are the $2 shots of cranberry match the coolness of the other's drink Forum Writer and act slutty and put themselves on the juice with just a him of liquor and sex order? There is a lot of meaning in a drink Big hair, dark flesh and bad disco are the dance floor so all the cool guys can sec names and sex sluts selling them by the order. three main characteristics of the modem them. This way the sexy chick doesn't have hundreds to the horny nerds who want to be Vodka is cool, but only the right brands; pick-up bar. The foreground is a dance to make her decision- a decision about close to the sexy sluts, to the cool guys who sex drinks are always good, but not for the floor with half-naked women and nerds who to have for the night-until she has let want to do as many shots as possible in case ftrst round. Beer is dangerous depending on dancing poorly to rap music that is scowled all the guys see her and she can try to take they don't get lucky. and to the slutty the most recent ads on television and in at in the streets of Harlem but loved by the her best shot. strippers from the dance floor who occa between thepagesofGQ. Fluffdrink names new young white radical chic rappers. The So she dances with the nerd because she sionally do one ofthe shots when they don't are a safe bet for the girls, but never for the background is silk shirts covering well knows that she will not have to sleep with want to flirt their way to a free drink from guys. The best order is one that is the most built men with perfectly combed black hair the guy and he will buy her drinks until she the bartender or the nerd at the bar. trendy and the other hasn't heard of yet. and cheap perfume tbal bas.a IPDl.similar bas found the guy sbe WJf'i for the rn&h\.... The slut looks at the stud and saunters 'Til have a Tallahassee Twister ... " to an expensive cologne, waiting to score The dimly lit bars are full of colored across the dance floor. "Play it cool," the ... pause nottoo long; just enough time to with the not-so-innocent but unsuspecting lights. The slow motion dance lures ques stud thinks. "Let the babe know I can have register the name of the drink and realize an prey looking for love. tions of consciousness as the alcohol and any of these chicks with a snap of my old stand-by chic drink is in tum ... The cool guys never dance. various other drugs add to the visual effect finger." "Finlandia and soda with a lemon wedge The sexy silk sluts with the big hair The repeti tive bass blurs into a droning " I know he wants me," the slut thinks, and little ice," as if there was never any dance with the nerds. This fulfills three sound of fireworks that can be felt over and "but then again, who doesn't. I am beauti question to what they would have ordered, important social voids: the nerds get to be over again in the lungs and hearts of a ll the ful." but knowing the next time they order with seen with a hot girl and they dig it, the sexy patrons. "She's about an eight," the stud says to a different possible date, it will be a Talla slut can make the cool guys question Conversation· is impossible. · his buddies. "I've had better and I've had hassee Twister. The wedge and little ice are themselves and their masculinity, part of The slut looks into the eyes ofthe young worse." almost enough to combat the taste of the the eternal game playing between the sexes. ego-ridden stud standing against the mir 1ust in case he strikes out he can't look vodka. The final reason is the least noticeable but rored walls next to the bar that sells shoot- too eager to his "posse." Posse is now a chic The first major test has been passed; term for group of friends stolen from the they both approve of each other's drinks. streets and robbed of true meaning and While they wait for the waitress to return, Louisianans must reject Duke original intent like the candy-ass rap the they scan the bar to make sure they have by Steve Oelchin Louisiana voters have an important vote stud is listening to that makes him cool. made the right choice for the evening and to Forum Writer ahead of them. David Duke's opponent, "Hey, isn't Vanillalcecool," one says to look for friends' approval of the hook. They "Jews belong in the ash bin of history." Edwin Edwards, does not have a record the other. are both satisfied with the choice, and the "Horses contributed more to the build which is above reproach either. But in this The other replies, "Yeah, great beat. J nearby friends of both seem to approve. ing of American civilization than blacks." case, it is better to have a crook in office hear he is coming to town soon ... " The waitress returns, "That'll be$8.75." Those are the words of David Duke, than a bla~t racist (as if there were not Pause. The stud reaches for his wallet, the slut candidate for governor of Louisiana-the enough crooks in politics already). Both of them stand next to a stool and pretends not to notice the transaction. Both same man who celebrated Hitler's birth Electing Duke will· set back race rela look around the bar bobbing their heads to of them know the price for a night together day, the same man who stood as grand tions for rr\any years, and this is a state what they perceive as the beat of the music. is that she drinks for free. The stud counts wi7..ard of the Ku Klux Klan, the same man which already has a poor track record on They both smoke, but hardly inhale. out 11 dollars, but keeps two, and modestly who seeks the more prestigious political minority rights. "Is that a Gucci watch?" ... "Yeah." ... arrogant, tells her to keep the change. The position Qf governor of the state of Louisi David Duke wants to oppress minori "Is it real?" ... "Yeah." ... "Do you like this waitress takes three steps, counts the money. ana. ties further and will do so if he takes the kind of music?" ... "I love il." ... "Where do shakes her head in disgust, and slinks to Racism and Nazism are not only words governorship. The voters ofLouisiana must you live?" ... '"Burbs, how about you?" ... another table of would-be lovers. that sound alike-they go together with come together and send a message to the "What kind of car do you drive?" ... "Ex Through the course of this conversation, David Duke. rest of the country-that institutionalized pensive import, you?" ... "Me too." each has been scanning the other's clothes David Duke has exploited white fears racism will not be tolerated in America. The music is so loud the question and and closely listening for hints of coolness. long enough by warning ofthe great "threat Both the black and white vote must be answers are being screamed at each other. Four rounds of drinks latcr-Finlandia to the white race." Imagine how blacks in rallied to put an end to this former grand Many questions arc not heard completely and soda remained constant, but the Talla Louisiana must feel. They are being alien wizard's lies, Jew-bashing, and cross and the answer comes in form of a head hassee Twister changed to a beer, Bud ated in their own state as they watch a burning escapades. shake, neither yes nor no, but with an ex Dry-the stud becomes assertive. "Why former Ku Klux Klan under Dukes' guid Duke's beliefs no longer have a place in hale of smoke to make the effect and take don't we go somewhere where we can ance. Duke is a hood-wearing, cross-burn mainstream America. away the meaning. talk?" meaning "My place or yours?" They ing Klansman who is hiding behind the The Republicans don't want David The waitress interrupts with her busty leave together for a night of trendy lies and promise of economic panacea for Louisi Duke. smile and provocative voice. "Drinks?" bad sex. ana. He is using deceit and lies! Louisiana shouldn't either! This is a big test. Can each of them True love, indeed. The Carroll News, November 14,1991 FORUM PageS Shuttle effective yet lonely
By Sue Eberius The shuttle was on time, to and done, no one is giving it a chance. Forum wnfer from JCU, and I had no problems No one is taking advantage of this Several weeks ago (Oct. 8, to with it, except one: I was rather opportunity. be exact), as I made my usual lonely. Sure, it may not be the best entry into theJ ohn Carroll parking It seems that not too many solution, but at least some effort "JOHN CARROLL lot off of Belvoir, I was stopped by students chose to be :IS optimistic has been made. a guard and I found myself con about this new plan as I, based on So, ifyouareacommuter, and UN IY£ R S\TY fronted with a very official look the rather poor occupancy of the you find that you're playing hide ing piece of paper. shuttle. and-go-seek with parking spaces On the front page was a very In my opinion, that's a shame. that don't exist, give the new nicely typed and rather formal It has taken so long for some shuttle service a chance. looking memo. This memo was to body to do somethmg about the It's a little inconvenient, but inform all commuters that John parking problem on campus; now it's better than driving around in Carroll had appropriated another that something is indeed being circles in a parking lot forever. parking area. Alleluia! I began to rejoice. Stapled to this memo was a little map. After reading the flTSt three lines of the memo, I quickly turned to the map to see where these new, and desperately needed spaces, were. When I saw the name "May Company," my celebration was modified to a gleeful optimism. I quickly flipped back to the memo. It was here that I discov ered that John Carroll was offer ing a shuttle service to and from the designated parking spaces by May Company in the municipal parking lot. This piqued my inter est. I read on only to find that this wonderful plan had one tragic flaw: the infrequency of the shuttle trips. A van leaves from the munici pal parking lot every half hour beginning at 7:30a.m. and ending at 9:30 p.m., Mondays through Thursdays, and on Fridays the last EDUCATIONAL GROUP shuttle leaves at four p.m. This means that if you have a nine a.m. class, which I do, you have to be at the parking lot by 8:30a.m. to be on time. For some The Nation's Hottest Grad people, that may not pose a prob lem; however, for commuters like me who drive half an hour or more to get to school, that would mean Counseling Firm! leaving my house no later than eight a.m. Well, fine. I refused to let my laziness get • GRE, GMAT, LSAT and MCAT in the way of giving this new plan a chance. preparation! Then it occurred to me that ifl were to miss a shuttle, by the time • Study skills enhancement! another one came along my class would be pretty much over. • College entrance counseling! But, I still refused to give up hope and concluded that if this situation were to occur, I would simp! y walk the 10 minutes rather Now in Cleveland! than wait the half hour for the next shuttle. This was, of course, long before 591-0200 the weather turned cold. So, I decided to try out this little shuttle service of ours. I am 27600 Chagrin Blvd. Suite 100 happy to say it had positive re sults. Beachwood, OH 44122 Page6 The Carroll News, November 17, 1991
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Proceeds to benefit Rainbow Babies & Children's Hospital The Carroll News, November 14, 1991 NEWS Page7 JCU students cash in at lottery JCU debate team by Kristy Anderson wins tournament NewsWuter by Tara Schmidtke mester the topic is "it is resolved Bart Leonardi and Kelley News Edttor that U.S. colleges and universi Sweeney, two John Carroll Uni ties have mappropnately altered versity students, welcomed the The John Carroll University educational practices to address outcome of thc1r fate when they debate team won both first and issues of race and gender." won $5,000 in the K1ckcr lottery second place, closing out the fi. Each team had to debate six on Saturday, Nov. 2. nals, in the Nov. 9 -I 0 tournament preliminary rounds,three pro and Leonardi and Sweeney had five at Appalachian State University. three con, and then according to of the six numbers on their win "They (the debate team! arc their win/loss record and speaker ning tickcL They were one num doing very well," said Lori Cim i point value, a certain number of beraway from winning$100,000. ni llo, instructor of the debate team teams advanced. This process They both consider themselves and communication professor at continued until the competition lucky people. JCU. "I'm very proud of them." had been narrowed to two teams, "I'm very lucky," said phoco by BlAnche Soailla JCU sent two vars1ty teams to both of which were from JCU. Sweeney. "I win things all the Bart Leonardi and Ke lley Sweeney are all smiles after winning thisdebatecompetition. Thefust "Debatmg is very challenging lime." $5000 in the Kickef lottery on Nov. 2. varsity team was comprised of as well as a great experience," Leonardi and Sweeney usually do with their winnings, Leonardi and our other favorite 'uncle' ,John freshman Pat Budzisz and junior said Lohr. "I enjoy doing it" play the louery with their boss, and Sweeney jokingly talked about Carroll, will take the rest." he said. Joe Smith. Senior David Tyler In add1tion to winning team Jim Pancher, Director of Athletic bus trips to Las Veg~. and a search Sweeney, ajumor psychology and senior Jeff Lohr made up the competition, thrceJCU students Facilities and Equipment, when for Elvis Presley. THey also men major, plans to put the money in second team. They both won the also won tndtvidual speaker ever the louery is overS 16 million. tioned that they would leave the bank and save it for law school. Appalachian semi-finals, from a awards. Tyler won fust. Budzisz Last week, however, Pancher Pane her one dollar fdr gas money. Leonardi and Sweeney intend field of 19 debate teams. won fourth and Smith won s1xth, did not play because he did not On a more serious note, to buy Pancher a ticket this week. "Since both of our teams were out of 38 competJLors. have correct change. Leonardi Leonardi, a sophomore accoun They also effercd advice to all the onJy two in the finals, lhey "I think they're doing a re and Sweeney decided to try their tancy major, said that he will usc would-be lottery winners. didn't need to debate the final markable JOb," said Ciminillo. luck alone and hit the jackpot. his money to pay off tuition. "You can't win if you don't debate," said Ciminillo. "We au "There are a lot of people with When asked what they plan to "Uncle Sam will take some, play," they said. tomatically won first and second talent wiJiing to put in time and place so we just packed our bags effort and it is paying off." "However," Abbo stated, "it and went home." There is also a novice debate will not be until we as a group can Rape The topic to be debated at team comprised of freshman SAFE restructureitto makeit moreman continued from page 1 tournaments is selected every se Nancy McGunn and junior Brian continued from page 1 ageable." posed upon." mester by the Cross Examintation Gagnon, who have made it to the According to Abbo, S.A.F.E. According to Bowen, there IS a Debate Association (CEDA) and scm• liiaiS lii olher competitions. However, the group rcali7..CS saw the demonstration as a suc sexual double standard in regards voted upon by its members. At "They are all doing such won· dcrful work," said Ciminillo. that every day that passes without cess. to gender roles and expectations. every tournament that semester any program is simply more cans Now the question of instituting There is a general belief that men the same topic is then debated. "They have the potential to go and paper going to waste. a program is simp!) a matter of should be masculine and women Ciminillo stated that this se- far." Ideally, the hope of S.A.F.E. time. should be passive. was for the administration to take "We have successfully dem "Sexuallyacuvemalesarescen over the program. onstrated to the administration 1ts as studs and the same type of If the group has to,they intend need," Abbo said. "Now I think women are sluts," said Bowen. to reinstitute the program them we as an organization have to work "Rape 1S an act of dom1nauon. It's selves. with the administration." not about sex." Fisher MUG NIGHT!! continued from page 1 every of Project Gold, and co-founder of Meals-on-Wheels. Fisher volun MONDAY teers at Epiphany Hunger Center and Rain bow Babies and & Children's Hospital. He is a eu charistic minister and lector and has been a resident assistant for THURSDAY two years. He also distributes food in downtown Cleveland for Meals-on-Wheels and has par ticipated in the Antioch Retreat. Fisher IS planning a career in a health profession and would like to continue his service to people. -- You must bring a mug w/handles - Fisher was nominated by last no plastic cups allowed year's recipient Joe Cimperrnan. This is the first Lime one student I Nome I has nominated another. I Acldtcu ______------I oin us for Monday Night Football I Cny _Sute ____.Z op______I According to Fisher, he was Phone (.__)_____ Collcgt"/Unov~nory ______I surprised at receiving the award, 21 & Over Onl although he felt honored. I Summer a F~ll a Spnnt~ a 19_ I I lftt.emllllp ,...,_ ~ ~ ~ ,...,_ "You shouldn't give an award I a l ondon a Grenoble 0 Oxford a Crcccc a Pwova a USSR I for service," said Fisher. "If ev a P•ru a H••'• a Pwov~ 0 London a Pons a W.shongton I eryone serves each other, there is I a Sydney a M:odnd a M•dnd 0 Sydney no need for an award." ~~~~--~~~ --~~=------~ Page 8 WORLD VIEW The Carroll News, November 14,1991 Communist reforms change whole of Europe
Austria, Germany react to immigration Germany and by Thomas Peppard EvenhermeticAlbaman1rted w1th ported that in the past two months Austria have been World View Ed1to• the concept, but retreated there have been over 200 of these Every action brings an equal, rnan1acally as the army shot civil attacks rece1v1ng but opposite reaction. Isaac New ians who were desperately trymg Saturday marked the anniver immigrants from Eastern ton discovered this 300 years ago, to escape across the Adriatic Sea sary of Kristallnacht, a n1ght of European and Europe is experiencing it now. - away from th{ tyranny of anu-SemtlJC vtolence in 1938 m countries Smce the Soviet Union and its T1rana. wh1ch German people beat and such as European allies began to reform Now Western anQ Central Eu killed Jews, destroyed thett prop Poland, and discard thett evil and errone rope arc experiencing a grim con eny, looted their shops, and at Czechoslovakia ous ways, the whole world has felt sequence of the initia,lly rapturous tacked their synagogues. and Hungary. the consequences. fall of communism - internal With this past weekend's an ·ppluc by Tern There have been talks of peace violence. niversary of Kristallnacht, or the ~d dividends, hints of moderation by The nearly half century of Ger cryslal night, German police forces former Soviet allies like Syria, man d1v1sion has lefl tremendous feared that the rightist groups eigQers IS a reaction to their nsing has grown to about 13 percent, and a lot of emigration. bmerness in the reumficauon. would attack and destroy the presence 10 Germany. Since the and the voters responded. The New First it happened in the Soviet Rightist groups of youths have propeny of Jews and foreigners. end of the Cold War, border con York Times reponed that munici Union, when President Mikhail been attacking foreigqcrs who seck Despite Nco-Nazi threats to the trols have loosened, and many pal elections in Vienna brought Gorbachev allowed large numbers asylum in Germany. Some of the contrary, little actually material Czechs, Hungarians, and Poles success to the rightist Freedom of Soviet Jews to immigrate to victims are Eastern Europeans, ized in observance of have moved to countries 1ike Ger Party, whose candidates want to Israel. while others came to East Ger Kristallnacht. Rather, over 100 many and Austria seeking better stop immigration. Freedom Party As the events unfolded, the rest many from countries like Vietnam thousand Germans demonstrated jobs and beuer living conditions. leader Jorg Hatdcrsaid in an mter of Eastern Europe relaxed their and Angola whert they had across the country to show support Because of this new source of VIew with The New York Times prohibitions and allowed their friendlier relations with the Soviet for the victims and condemn the inexpensive labor in the Austrian that stopping immigration is the citizens to leave their countries. Union. The New York Times rc- hatred, The New York Times re market, many are angered over best way to prevent the violence ported. the influx of immigrants. that Germany and France have Soviet opinions mount This increasing hatred of for- Austria '_s foreign population seen. against reform Bulgarians finding new big brother Former Soviet dependency seeking identity by Fred Hiatt c l99l. The Washington Post by Mary Battiato rubbish on the streets." currency for fuel has left cash MOSCOW - Whenatop-ranJdngprosecutor, Vik:Lorllyukhin, e 1991. The Washington Post But thoughtful Bulgarians, as poor Bulgar1a out in the cold. Re attempted to open a criminal case last week against Soviet SOFIA, Bulgaria - It was well as foreign observers - cently, for the second winter in a President Mikhail Gorbachev for allowing the nation to unravel, crowd-pleasing time in post Americans included-worry that row, Bulgaria resumed severe ra his boss quickly quashed the proceeding, the KGB security Communist Bulgaria, and the Bulgaria's expectations of the tioning of heat and electricity. agency refused to investigate and Ilyukhin lost his job. emcee knew exactly what to say. United States are unrealistic and The United States is spending The bizarre episode attracted only modest attention in an era "How will we catch up with the probably unhealthy. less in Bulgaria than the European when the strange has become commonplace and confusion is the Americans?" he cried to a huge "As a small nation, we have Community, but the United States order of the day. After two days on the front pages of the widely outdoor election rally last month. this urge to find somebody who carries a big megaphone. read, conservative newspaper Pravda, Ilyukhin dropped out of "Easy! We're taking their ideas will take care ofus,and sometJmes The bulk of U.S. money - sight. and money all the time, and soon we get overenthusiastic," satd more than S 1.7 million to develop But in an interview Monday, the 4 2-year-old lawyer appeared we'll be just like them!" former prime minister Andrei political parties and prepare for undaunted by his apparent failure. And the arguments Ilyukhin The crowd cheered. Dozens of Lukanov, who leads the Socialist free elections-came with early raised in his defense indicated that his actions may be an early little American flags fluttered be (formerly Communist) Party. and enthustastic U.S. suppon for harbinger of a conservative backlash against democratization side the Bulgarian red, white and "It is a great mistake for us, Bulgaria'sdemocraticopposition. that could gather strength if the political disintegration and green. because the U.S. is not going to But what American officials economic collapse of the Soviet Union continue unchecked. Bulgaria,acountryoncesotied help us like the Soviet Union," call the U.S. government's "pro The incident also illustrated the anomalies of political life in to Moscow it was lcnown as the said the Academy of Sciences' active"stance here has rankled a country that has essentially jettisoned its constitution, laws and 16th Soviet republic, is in the midst Sendov. "There will be a lot of some Bulgarians. political system before agreeing on a new set. of a startling infatuation with all disappointment. Bulgarians are "Now everybody is shouting "By opening this case, I wanted to shout that we cannot live things American. talking about help, but they think about democracy ... but you can't this way any longer, that we cannot spit on laws ajlymore," All over the capital, Bruce of the old kind of help." impose democracy," said an ex llyukhin, now unemployed and dressed casually in a black-and- . Springsteen and Texas rockabilly For Bulgaria, the most Soviet asperated Sendov. "It is the fru it white striped sweater, said "Although the so-called democrats blare from taxis and hamburger ized of the Eastern Bloc countries of a high standard of living. You are claiming to dismantle the totalitarian state, they ~. in fact, kiosks tuned to the Voice of for 40 years, Soviet "help" meant have to create conditions where it strengthening it" , America. The hottest-selling bou virtual dependence. Its economy will grow.lt's very good that this As ~vidence of what he teiJTied a new "legal nihilism," tique item this fall is a large-face relied on Soviet energy, raw ma advice on democracy is coming flyukhin cited issues with resonance among Russians, including wristwatch decorated with the terials and know ·how. [from the United States], but what the scare ity of food and the vulnerability ofethnic RussiAns living American eagle. "Wehavebeentoldfor50years we need first is investment. That in newly independent republics. "We've brought tile whole Late for an appointment in that everything we have is because will bring democracy much more country into chaos," saidllyukhin, who until last week headed the Softa? "I will say I had American we've been helped by the grc.tt quickly." Soviet prosecutor general's depanrnent on state security. people with me. That is the best Soviet Union. You built a factory Vice President Quayle's visit His complaints echoed those of several thousand conserva excuse these days, just like we - it was a 'present' from tl here earlier this year was meant to tives who turned outlast week to celebrate the 74th anniversary used to say, 'I had Soviets with Soviet Union. Youopcncdafar.t., show U.S. support for the fttst of the Bolshevik Revolution and to protest the policies of me,"' said Blagovest Sendov, and thanked the Soviet Union," phase of Bulgaria's economic re Gorbachev. Russian President Boris Yeltsin and other reformers president of the Bulgarian Acad said Sendov. form paclcage. But the visit dis now in power. emy of Sciences, laughing as he Since the fall of Bulgaria's appointed many Bulgarians be Thedemonstratorscomplaincdthatleadershavedonenothmg concluded an interview. hard-line Communists in N< cause it brought no massive infu to stem the disintegration of this once-great country, that living "Right now, the American is vember 1989, the country's ceo sion of American economic aid. standards are declining steadily and that no one is standing up for the ideal," he said. "Bulgarians nomic ties with the Soviet Union Nor is there likely to be one in the Russians in the Baltics, Ukraine and elsewhere. believe that Americans never lie, have withered. Moscow's n(; ... future, given the state of the U.S. they never steal, they never throw insistence on payment in hard economy, U.S . officials said. The Carroll News, November 14,1991 WORLD VIEW Page 9
U.S. envoy returns JCU student reflects on homeland to Cambodia Croat undergrad gives her view of the war by Charles P. Wallace Britain's ambassador to the Su by Elizabeth Raffaele e 1991. Los Angeles Times preme National Coul'lcil,thc four Maja Domazetovic,a student ROMANIA PHNOM PENH, Cambodia panycoalition government headed at John Carroll University, is More than 16 years after the last by Prince Norodom Sihanouk, surprised at how little American American diplomat fled Cambo Cambodia's deposed ruler. students know their geography, dia at a moment ofcrushing defeat Sihanouk has promi'>ed to return let alone the tunnoil of her coun Belgtodo. in Indochina. for an emotional ltomecoming try, Croatia. OOSNIA A U.S. envoy arrived here Thursday. She commented on the fact HERZCGOVINA Monday to re-establish a perma Japan, which has pledged a that Croatian high school stu nent mission in the former Com large aid package for Cambodia, dents study geography exten Sarol ..o~) munist country. already has an ambassador in sively, unlike most American "This is a historic occasion," Phnom Penh. France and Austra· high school students. When said Charles H. Twining, the U.S. lia are sending envqys this week Domazetovic tells people that special representative to also. she is from Croatia, many John Cambodia's new coalition gov The role of diqlomats like Carroll students give her a ernment. "Weareabouttoembark Twining and Bums IS diplomau puzzled look. Sadly, still a few upon the implementation of a plan cally awkward, because neither of look bewildered when she then ITALY that will lead to a new era in their governments recognizes the says "Yugolsavia." Cambodian history." current Phnom Penh regime. Dom37.etovic was also sur Twining, accompanied by a Additionaly, they cahoot conduct prised that many students do not ·pphi
ohn Carroll University students welcomed their parents with open arms this weekend. On Friday, students and their parentsJ attended a reception with Fr. Lavelle, saw the musical"Baby," and mingled with the cast at an after -theatre party. Saturday, the parents rose ear1y for coffee with the deans, and then exchanged roles with their children through Parent College Classes until noon. After lunch, families cheered the Blue Streaks to victory against Ohio Northern, visited dormitory receptions in East, Gnu, and Millor, and ate at a family buffet. From nine until midnight, they boogied, waltzed, and bunny-hopped their Parents' weekend way through the Gala Dance, the highlight students the op~ of Parents' Weekend. reaquainted with eao However, since all good things must come to an end, the weekend closed Sunday with mass and brunch. In the words of Katie Norton, co-chairperson of Parents' Weekend with Amy Zieroff and Lara Brown, "Parents' Weekend was a huge success. Students could show their parents the appreciation they deserve, and all had great fun!" by Julie Stocker
Many students Parents escape the bought their parents cold weather on a rose from the Saturday by baseball team as a enjoying a recption welcoming gift during in Millar Hall. registration.
· All photo• on thla ~·by lrondle Soculto 1nd JeM Fry. • Layout bY CerOiyn Sennett •rid PJ HN.c"h•k ~~ kend focuses on family ~ 5 ~ Students and parents greet one another at registration on Friday.
Casts members of Baby and their -- parents attend an after- theatre party.
·ovides parents and rtunity to become other.
Joseph Parks Bob Thomas Mr. and Mrs. Whitney Father of Dan '92 and Father ofT.J. '92 Parents of Pete '92 Joe '94 "Now I have to use "His friends popping in "Scintillating dinner reference books to look up and out of the house." conversations.·· things- I'm at a loss for knowledge when he's gone."
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Frank StaropoU Father of Karen '92 'The car." "Her sense of humor." photoo by Chnotme Huroyt Pagell FEATURES The Carroll News, November 14,1991 University works to keep students happy by Christine Vomero come back." information. Secondly they put convienent economically for me gram will be to look at the high Features Editor Another goal of the committee the information in a framework. to attend a state school such as school records of the students who A change in lifestyle and unex is not only to survey those stu The committee was made up of Bowling Green," says Monon. were disenchanted to leave. This pected events in a student's life dents' reasons for leaving but to various people from all different "I like the campus and the aca will put the committee in a better affects his or her plans for the survey the surviving students to places on campus that have con demic education John Carroll of decision-making standpoint," ac future. In today's society there are find out what they feel the strengths tact with students. Some of these fers, but it lacks cultural diversity cording to Welki. many conflicts which malce it dif and weaknesses of the Umversity places are the admissions office, and appears very conservative," Some students use various ficult for a student to stay in col are, according to Difranco. student service center, registar's according to Monon. reasons as convenient excuses to lege. "Carroll has an overall good office, housing office, and the From the survey, two aspects hide the real reason for leaving. Kathleen DiFranco, chairper retention rate compared to the na- deans of the University," accord- were discovered. One positive The committee is trying to get son of the retention committee at the real reason for the student JohnCarrollUniversity,says, "The leaving the University to bubble retention committee was estab why students leave John Carroll to the surface. This is being done lished by Father Lavell in 1987. by having the student collect sig There were three goals of the natures and go through an inter committee at that time. First. to view process with various deans determine what the rate of drop • 15% Finances and employees of the housing of· outs and graduating students are rr. 14% Lack of Direction fice and the registars office, ac at JCU. Secondly to try to fmd B 17% Academics cording to Welki. reasons why students leave, and ~ 8% Transfer Closer to Home If the student does not come thirdly to make recommendations back, the academ1c counseling to the administration on how to D 8% Program Not Offered office calls the student to find out improve the retention." • 7% Personal the reason. Another angle they Joe Farrell, dean of students, ~6%ToWork arc trying is to have the adviser says another purpose of the reten IRI 5% Adjustment Problems notified if one of their advisces tion committee is "to study what r2'2J 2% Medical Reasons does not register, and then the makes people stay at John Carroll adviser is to follow up on the and what percentage of students D 15% Don't Know student's reason why they haven't graduate in four to five years." registered yet. ''From the graduating class of "They want to start tracking 1991 the percentage of students These percentages are based on Initial reasons given by students when they decide down the students in the spring who have dropped out at the end to leave JCU from a suNey compiled by the retention committee. The retention before they fall through the of their jWlior year is 15 out of a committee notes that the real reason for a student leaving often differs from the cracks," says Welki. graduating class of 765," accord students initial response. Welki says, "The most impor ing to Farrell. tant thing is that the various Farrell says, ''I'm lucky kids tiona! statistics,~ says DiFranco. ing to Welki. aspect is that there were no major functional areas of the John Car do come to me and I try to help Dr. Andrew Welki, professor "Some reasons freshmen and kinds of patterns in why students roll community work together in them by making them understand of economics and finance at JCU, sophomores drop out is because leave JCU, which means there is gathering the information which the situation they are in. I put is one of two professors chosen to they don't fit in as well as they not a dominant problem with Car is beneficial for the student and things into perspective for them." be on the retention committee. thought they would at JCU. An roll. The downfall of this aspect University." DiFranco says, "The commit Welki and Jerry Moreno, pro other reason is that sophomores is that the problem then can't be If students feel the need to teeisatypeofintervention. When fessor of mathematics at John are unclear about their major and predicted to why students leave leave the University they should they are aware of a student who Carroll University and a member are forced into a decision, so they the University, so the committee spealc to someone on the retention wants to leave they try to fmd out of the retention committee, began step out a semester to get some can't predict who will leave be committee to try to help them in why and help the student to stay ." the preliminary research in 1987. direction in their life," says Welki. fore hand," says Welki. considering all their options. DiFranco claims that "certain They researched other universi Christina Monon, a freshman Welki says, "The University DiFranco wants everyone's circumstances pertain to different ties' programs and found a system at John Carroll, is leaving at the recognizes a comminee not only educational experience atJCU to students. Some of the students which worked for carroll. end of this semester. to get the students in and stay in, be a happy one, and the retention who leave need a semester off to "Two things ~e up. First "I have a brother who is also in but to get them back out the door." committee is a way to enhance find themselves or save money to they collected and reported the college and it would be more "The second stage in this pro- that success. Good study habits form promising future by Erin Guirtlnger habits and when it is necessary to Some had to wait and see at mid Well these kind of studying half hour after every class to make A~ontFeonxesEd~or change it is near impossible. term iftheiroldstudyhabitswould habits, as most have realized, just thefmalstudyingforthetesteasier, The cliche of old habits dying By now, most freshmen have work in college and were sadly won'tcutitatcollege. It'stimeto keep that habit up for the next test hard isn'tjusta cute excuse to use overcome that impossibility and mistalcen that they wouldn't. travel down a new path of study, too. when the reason for failing a test formed new study llabits. Most Studying in college was a rude especially before finals come Third, put the new habits to use was because of the pulling of an students change their study habits, awalcening for most brand new around, which essentially aren't at the earliest possible opportunity. all nighter. Change is hard, that is but not by choice. They have no Carroll students. Gone are the too far away. Waiting until finals or next se why bad habits are called habits. choice when they receive the re days of h1gh school "studying.~ The American psychologist, mester will only make it more One gets into a routine of study sults of their first college test For some, the most studying that William James, has scientific difficult Not to mention that it was done was maybe reading the methods of how to break the bad won' t improve current academic CAMMA'S BARBER & STYLING SHOP chapter summary in study hall an habits and create new good ones. performance. hour before the test This method First, attack the new habit with So don't procrastinate because 1.00 OFF with this ad often resulted inmaybenotagrade strength and commitment. Tell that is terrible habit forming in to frame, but certainly nothing to others what the plan is and how it itself. be ashamed of either. is going to be carried out. That Although this is directed toward 1 3869 Cedc:1r Rd. The other kind of studying was way the motivation will be there freshman, it is advice that is useful Entre1nce Rear Park1ng Lot Only usually a night or two before the to follow up on this new habit. for every college student. Most (Next to Shulman's) test where the student ends up Second, practice the new habit importantly with their academic 321-3805 zipping through the test and passes without exception until it is firmly life, but in every aspect of sur Offer expires Feb 1. 1992 with bright flying colors. rooted. If you study your notes a vival. The Carroll News, November 14,1991 ENTERTAINMENT Page 13 ·Holy •toons, Batman, it's Jerry Robinson·
by PJ Hruschak Joker from a deck of cards, thus h1s h1gh school newspaper, but Graphics Editor the Joker's white complexion and not by chotec. Jerry Robinson, comic artist, chancy atutude. "I did cartooning in my high political cartoonist, and writer, Robin, on the other hand, was school newspaper by default," he discussed his involvement with created to help give comics a dif said, "but only because nobody Batman comics and international ferent appeal to younger readers. else would do tl." political cartOOnmg at a national "I created Rotin tO give "I sold 1cc cream for S 17 a journalism convention in Denver, younger readers an idea bestdes a week. Kane offered me more," Colorado on the weekend of Nov. father figure," Robinson said. "A said Robinson. "I needed the 2 and 3. lot of people think I got the name money to go to college." Robinson is probably best [Robin] from my own name. Ac- He said that he had originally known for his applied to Co creative works lumbia as a in Batman, a journalism stu comic book su "The t\vo things a political tyrant dent, and had per hero created never planned by Bob Kane in cannot stand ar~ critique and on going into 1939. satire. That is what makes a cartooning. Robinson After his worked on Bat cartoonist so i~portant." work on man for 12 -Jerry Robinson Batman, years begin- Robinson ning in 1940, worked on sev only months after Batman's cre tually the name and costume were eral other projects, including 10 ation. He was responsible for cre based on Robin Hood." years with Stan Lee, creator of ating such characters as the Joker, Robinson, who was 17 when Spiderman and Marvel Comics. one of Batman· s most famous su he met Kane, considers himself After 27 years of comic book per villains, and Robin, Batman's very lucky lO have been asked to illustration and writing, Robinson ward and sidekick. work on Batman. then turned his artistic talents more The Joker was a result of a "It was a lucky break for me," towards political cartooning and writing assignment that Robinson he said. "It was a new medium. It comic strips. had to complete for a creative was exciting." "Comics at that time were very • phOtO CGOn.CJY or Mr.tlc Sonilouo.lroelonco phoqnpbcr JERRY ROBINSON, artist of Batman and creator of the Joker writing course at Columbia Uni "My mom made me take $25 apolitical, and my decision to go and Robin, sketches Batman in his cowl and tQ symbol for into editorial cartooning was de versity. and a week: off to go to a resort to onlookers at a journalism convention in Denver, Colorado on "There were no other rest and fauen up for college," liberate," Robinson said. Nov. 2. supcrvillains at the time," said said Robinson. "That's where I When asked 1f he would work Robinson. "I believed that to make met Bob Kane. He saw some of on a comic book now, Robinson whaL he had originally wanted to satire," said Robmson. "That is Batman a larger than life charac my work from high school and said that he would not because, "It pursue, journalism. what makes a cartoonist so impor ter, there needed to be a larger asked me if I wanted to work on would be like taking a step back." "Cartooning is not just draw tant." than life villain." his new character." Robinson found that editonal ing pictures, bUL presenting ideas," Robinson has rccc1ved several Robinson used the idea of a Robinson was a cartoonist for and political cartooning fit tntO said Robinson. "(Editorial] car awards for hts art1st1c talents, in toonists are column1sts." cluding Best Synd1cated Panel. Robinson, the creator and cur Best Comic Book Artist. Best SINKING rent president or The Cartoonists Cartoon on Fore1gn Affairs, and of the and Writers Syndicate, is coordi has been nominated stx times as USSR LENIN nating a collecllon or international one of the nation's best cartoon cartoonscallcd Witofthe World to istS. help circulate cartoons from Some of Robinson's works in country to country. clude Flubbs and Fluffs, a comic "It is Important for us to keep strip which consisted of illustra up with the world, especially world llons of misquotes, fhe Comics: issues," said Robinson. "Europe An Illustrated 1/istory of Comic ans print sharper cartoons than Strip Art, The 1970's: Best Politi [Americans]. They have less ta cal Cartoons of the Decade, il boos than we do." lustrations for several children's ...... According to Robinson, many books, and a biogr.~phy Skippy and foreign cartoonists never have Percy Crosby, whtch he wrote. never been published beyond their Life With Robinson, an intec home town. nationally syndicated cartoon of "Their work: is not usually seen political and social satire, can~ outside of their home town," be seen in many newspapers across Robinson said. "Many didn 'teven the nation. know that they could be paid to be •Robinson is currently work published. They are ready toauack ing with Sidra Cohen a singer, any political tyrant with satire. writer, andcomposerfromBoston Money is no object for them." on a science fiction musical en Besides international aware titled "Astra" featuring o female ness, Robinson also stressed the .<;uper hero and a po.c.er-drunk political cartoonists' importance multi-millionatre. a rypical ~·illain in their crit1que of politics and ofthe '90s. A graphic-novel adap social commentary. tallon will be ava1labk in comic · can-.. CGOI1ay ol Jerry Rcbiucol "The two things a political ty book stores beginning neXJ sum LIFE WITH ROBINSON, a political and social satire comic strip created, written, and drawn rant cannot stand arc critique and mer. by Robinson. can still be found in many national and collegiate newspapers. Page 14 ENTERTAINMENT The Carroll News, November 14, 1991 ·paul Robeson· portrays heroic soul by Mike Thomas overly-simp! istic devices to relay tion of monologue and surpris Enterta1nment Edtor a powerful story of a man whose ingly convincang performance He was a two-time AU Ameri compassion for his people and for using mammatc objects to repre can in football at Rutgers Uni humankind was as great as his sent people and places. versity, graduatcofColumbiaLaw phenomenal talent. At one pomt early in the play. School, master of 25 languages, Unlike most biographical dra the body of the concert grand is and possesscr of an immensely mas, this one is complete wath the suddenly transformed anto the powerful voice which could sing music that influenced a genera coffin of Robeson· s dead father as opera in one breath and speak for tion and continues lO do so. Brooks speaks compassionately civil rights in another. From standbys such as "OJ' to the figure who influenced his This incredible 20th century Man River" from Robeson's life more than anyone else. Renaissance man is Paul Robeson. "Showboat" days, to the moving From ·the audience's expres His likeness is currently being spiritual "Deep River," Brooks sive and frequent reactions, it was portrayed by Avery Brooks at rich, sub-bass voide resonates apparent that Brooks and Scott Cleveland's Ohio Theater as part throughout the cavernous theater. were sufficient in creating the en of this season •s Great Lakes The In fact, his tOnes and inflec ergy necessary to carry this play to ater Festival drama series. tions mirror Robeson's to such an its deeply touching finale. Brooks, a veteran of the ABC extent that one might expect the Portraying an aging Robeson, series' "Spencer for Hire" and "A master himself to appear at cur Brooks leads the audience through Man Called Hawk" has performed tain call. a rousing chorus of "Soldiers of the role of Paul Robeson since Beginning with a recorded the Cross," a spiritual of immense 1978, and will continue to do so in message from Robe¥>n to an au power. Cleveland until the end of No dience at Carnegie l£all, Brooks In the end, as the hghts gradu vember. takes the audience on a journey ally dim and the unwavering voice The play, written by Phillip ranging from Robeson's early of Robeson fades to silence, a Hayes Dean, as in two acts, and childhood in his ramer's "Epis marked sense ofawe fills the room. - consists primarily of Brooks copal, Baptist, Zionist" church Those who knew his legacy monologue with interjections through his football days and op feel an extreme sense of pride, throughout by Ernie Scott, a mu era accomplishments and finally and those who have only just been sician who most recently per to his fight for equal rights among acquainted with Paul Robeson will formed the lead role in August the nation's divided t>OOPles. never forget this multi-faceted, Wilson's "The Piano Lesson." Although Brooks has the ma giant-of-a-man whose passion for The stage is sparsely furnished. jority of lines, Scott is a pleasant, life continues to supercede his A concert grand piano sits majes yet subtle, second generic charac death. tically in the center flanked by ter, assuming the role of chief -pbolo -nur or by Christine Hurayt erything seemed to run smoothly Enterta1nment Wrrter during the performance. Amid the excitement, there It's a musical comedy, a light were anticipated remarks such as, hearted yet touchtng story about "that wasn't something I would love, rclationsips and parenting have expected from a Catholic from all angles. university!" from various audience It's a play called "Baby," pre members who were obviously sented by the John Carroll Uni offended by some of "Baby's" versity department of communi sexual content. cations. In spite of its title, "Baby" is The play centers around three geared for adults. It is not vulgar, couples: a husband and wife in but the scenes and language are on their mid-40s with three grown an adult level and most children children and a fourth on the way; would not appreciate, much less, a young unmarried couple, nOt yet understand it. out of college and expecting a "Baby" IS probably not the kind child; and a husband and wife in -pbow by by Meghan Gour1ey Cullen's stage experience dates back to when she was Profiles Writer very young. In the fifth grade she tned out for The Sound Dreams and aspirauons fill the minds of John Carroll of Music at the area playhouse and played the part of University swdcnts everyday, such as who and what we Lowsa. She wac; mvolved in theatre from then on. want to be be, and whether or not we w11J be successfulm However, C u lien's true dcd ication lies w 1th the sport of the paths we choose. But there arc many roles each one of tenms. Playmg all her life, Cullen had to make thedecis•on us will be placed 111 that we will not have planned. Jun1or in h1gh school whether or not to conunue playmg. Her Karen Cullen hac; had the opportumty to play one of those schedule would not allow her to play to her potential and unexpected roles. partic1patc m the theatre. She opted to play tennis, and The JCU Comunications Department production of smce she began college she has made a comeback to the Baby, now being performed by JCU students, is about three stage. couples struggling to come to terms with a new child. Other than tennis, she enJOYS all sports, including soc Cullen plays Arlene, a 43-ycar-old woman, who after cer. In addition, she ltkes mus1c of all kmds, traveling, and Karen Cullen p lays Arlene in Baby phocoby 8:1l.Dd... sacutla her youngest child depart<; to college, discovers she is JUSt "the ouL<;ide 1n gcneml " She has been to Europe and pregnant. Cullen finds her role to be educating and with a mmor m Spanish. She is one of live ch1ldren. The has had the opportunity to travel through M ex1co with her exciting, as d1d her molher. newest addliJon to her family is Gabriela, a foreign exchange adopted SISter and her famtl) "There were cen.run scenes that I had trouble playing student from Mex1co. In order to stay in the United States Cullen's long-term plans include auendmg law school and I thought of how my mother would handle the situation to go to school. the Cullen's have adopted her. someday. and hopcfully~scuhng m the New England and I did 1t like that," Cullen said. "She is JUst hke one of the family," Cullen said. states following graduation Other than play practice, Cullen's time is occupied by Cullen finds the greatest influence m her hfc to be her As a resident assistant. Cullen has a lot of experience her position as a ~es ident >\ssistant in Murphy Hall. mother. dcahng w1th problems and homcs1ckncss. " It's challenging on a goOd level," she said. "It's just as "I can remember my mother smging an Irish lullabye to "The best way to cure anyth1 ng 1s through involve rewarding as it is d1fficult." us every night before we went to bed," she sa1d. ''She was ment," she sa~d. "John Carroll ha-; a lot to offer, you just Cullen, from Erie, Pennsylvania, is majoring in English always singing, and I always sang w1th her." have to look for it and he willing to do it." Philosophy of religion is philosophy of life by Stephanie Slanina " I love the Intro. class," he said. "My Gennan philosophy because the 19th cen Profiles Writer two favorite authors are Schopenhaucr, who tury was the last gasp of great philosophy." teaches about the will to live, and Niev.schc , One of Palermo's mtcrcsL'\ is collcctmg Mellow country mus•c tills a room hid who teaches about the anu-Chnsl." t.andh.: hol<.kr~ and 01\ lamp::.. R1ght now he den m the recesses of John Carroll. Books According to Palermo, they arc books has about 800 of them. and boxes run down the walls and capture on power, quesuoning, and wondenng, "I don't usc ckctncity," he said. "I usc almost every spare inch in the room. Ac mstead ol JUSt accepting. 011 lamps because the flam~-; dance across cordmg to Tony Palermo, th1s is the heart of Palermo's theme •n clac;s is to unify the my books and bnng St.hopcnhauer and the bookstore. heart and the mmcl. r-.IJcvschc to life." "I love bemg down here." Palermo sa~ d. "Think what you feel and feel what you Palermo's favorite part of John Carroll " It g1ves me a chance to be alone." think," he ~ud. pbolo by OltPI... II""'Y' •s the academ1c freedom. Palermo came to John Carroll m 1975 Mr. Tony Palermo "I thnveon mtcmcuon \\lth the students." "I walk into the classroom and make the and graduated in 1980. every point in life." Palermo saJd. "There has to be dtaloguc stulknts thinJ..: and build thc•r own prin " I was a super senior," Palermo sa1d. "I This is what prompted h1s master's de because I learn from them too." Ciples," hl' s:11d "That makes me happ) ." maJored m history and minored in relig•ous gree in theology and h1s workmg toward a On top of working full-time m the Palermo's future holds many opuons. StUdiCS." Ph.D. m theology. bookstore and teaching part-ume, Palermo "I wam 10 receive my Ph.D. m philoso After graduation, Palermo became an Besides workmg full time in the book attends Duquesne University 111 Pittsburgh. phy and then teach theology and philoso ass1stant manager 111 the bookstore. store, Palermo also teaches one clac;s a He1sworkmg toward a Ph.D. 111 philosophy. phy." "The people arc wonderful here," he semester. ''I am two courses away from my Ph.D. Palermo speaks w•th cnthus•asm pour said. "I usually teach the Introducuon toRe in th eology, but that is on hold for now." mg out ol every word. Personal reasons made Palermo begin to ligion class, but occas•onally l get to teach Palermo said. ''I'm about halfway through "This hfccounts. l can only hve nonce qucsuon hts religion. the Contemporary Cathol ic1sm class or the my philosophy Ph.D." and forever more." "I realized that being religious wasn't a Contemporary Protestant class," he said. Although Palermo is Italian, he also has one day a week thing, and 1t shouldn' t be The minute the introductory religion a desire to be German. Correc tion: Last week's Profile article important only when bad things happen," class is mentioned, Palermo comes alive, "All great philosophers are German," he "Love for hockey draws players to club,' Palermo said. "We should be rchg1ous at his eyes lighting up w1th excitement. sa1d. "I would love to teach J9th century had Tony Bcnuca's name m•spellcd. Mayfield & Warrensville JE LATE Mon-Thurs 'til 2 am Public Relations Society H Friday-Sun 'til 3 am Meeting I s··r ~~~~ IMEATBALIJFREE 6INCH1DRINKS AREI 1 1 1 1 Tuesday, Nov. 19 L tomatol SUBI Sandwich!! 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