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Call1nus Watch Who's Who: Father Bill r- BY THE GIPPER Beauchamp INFORMATION, ATTITUDE & INNUENDO A closer look at Notre Dame's executive vice-president, the Now that the Gipper has finished system Eileen Kolman's address, which is rumored If you can't go to college, go to State. atically dropping all his classes in O'Shag, to have included a discourse on her distaste ST AIRWAY TO HEAVEN II man behind the action he is ready to welcome both his friends back for homosexuality. But, according to Du Even George Gipp·knows that football is to another school year of bookstore mad Lac, "The University ... does not discrimi not the only thing Notre Dame is known for. the single most important part of the univer profession. However, he decided to "at least ness. This week's hotBookstore Fight Back nate on the basis of race, color, national or Notre Dame's Ave Maria Press is distribut sity; and if by working with them in the try" the seminary life at Moreau Seminary. Without David Horowitz tip is left over from ethnic origin." In other words, homosexuals ing Rock 'n Roll Rosary tapes to religious by Mark J. Mitchell IV classroom and living with them in the hall, I Even before he was ordained a priest, Father last year, and is brought to you care of two and pagans are fair game. bookstores nationwide.. According to the hroughout all of the recent tumult sur can be more in touch with them and their Beauchamp was appointed assistant to the big time Campus Watch fans who The Arizona RepUblic, T rounding the publication of Under the executive vice-president. "It seems to me, informed the Gipp that N.D. shot songwriter Bill Gildenstern de needs, then I can do a better job as vice Tarnished Dome, the national spokesman president and as a priest." and maybe it's just that I'm getting older, but glasses cost $1.39 each but$8.39 for scribed one of the songs as sound for the university has been Father E. William Father Beauchamp has never been a it feels like I've got more work to do now a six pack: an extra five cents! ing like Led Zeppelin, another Beauchamp,C.S.C. He has appeared on than I did when I started. Very often I will Whatever happened to bulk rate dis stranger to living and working with students. like Bob Seger. What happens every major network, and he has com stay in the office until 9:00 or 10:00 at night counts? A graduate of the University of Detroit, when you play these tapes back mented for reporters from dozens of news if I have the chance. " The Gipp's Observer-reading Father Beauchamp came to Notre Dame for wards? papers.(see pg. 10) The present furor has During the football season, Father sources told him that last week's The Phoenix Gazette reported . given Father Beauchamp a visibility to Beauchamp can be seen on the field before Spelunker cartoon made fun of his favorite Notre Dame was.the sight of a wodd-class which he is not accustomed in his regular and after the games, and he is·alwaYs found magazine, Scholastic. What could Jay BE THE GIPP'S DEEP THROA Till "twirling championship" this past summer role of Notre Dame 's man behind the scenes. traveling with the team to their games at Hosler possibly find to make fun of? The Send your hot tips three ways: but didn't specify what exactly was twirled. email: [email protected] Father Beauchamp holds the office of other locations. His duties go on well b.ehind .Gipp only knows this: his friend Jay has That doesn't bother the Gipp, he can't wait mail: 303 La Fortune executive vice-president; that is,. he is in the scenes, in maintaining Notre Dame's been listed in the phone directory as a ninth to see the Irish Guard cheer on the Twirling phone: 631·7569 charge of everything beyond academics. academic andathletic standards andadvanc year grad student since the Gipp was a fresh fax: 631·9648 Irish while rockin' round the rosary. "My major responsibilities include oversee man. The Gipp thinks Jay can make fun of ing new programs. "I suppose the sports can ing all the athletic programs, overseeing the us when he has a degree. be some of the most fun parts of my job, but SEMINOLES NO DRINK LIKE NOW THAT'S ENTERTAINMENT! university'S budget and finances-espe they also provide some of the worst parts. The vibrant Monk Malloy was quoted in cially the endowment-and overseeing WHY DO THEY DO THIS? . IRISH There is nothing that I can't stand more than the New York Times, "If the Pope issued 10 matters of campus facilities. I don't mean I when someone prints· something about our The Gipp would like to thank everyone Also exciting was the August 30 issue of encyclicals in row, the number of people a directiy manage each of these fields, but athletic programs, which is simply false. I who wore their CTI T-shirts on the first day. Sportsl11ustrated, which featured an article who read them would be minuscule because each is ultimately my responsibility." In know that that sort of thing comes with the. The Gipp, like his friends from South Bend, onFloiida State kicker Scott Bentley, who their form is boring." Maybe Monk should essence, Father Beauchamp is in charge of gterritory, but I really cannot tolerate inaccu likes to leave his comb in his hair, and now decided to play for the Seminoles instead of put his exciting flare together with the zip of every sport played, every dollar invested or grate reporting about athletics or about any he looks even more stunning in his bright the Irish. The article claims that Bentley our new Leprechaun to help the Pope make spent, and every building, tree and quad ~ part of the university." yellow CTI T-shirt. . does not drink and was ridiculed by Irish these encyclicals more interesting ... The Gipp is not only taking fashion notes players for his refusal to imbibe. The Gipp rangle. Father Bill Beauchamp takes the . Father Beauchamp has been at the post of "Yes, it is a lot to do, but I enjoy being able from the local community, but he also has has a few bones to pick with this story. MISSING DOORS DONATED field before the Northwestern game. executive vice-president for seven years. been reading. First, even though kicker Bentley (then a Also in the New York Times, Senator to serve Notre Dame in so many capacities. "Father Malloy and I are in our second five It is a place that I love very much, and if! can For example, the Gipper read The Plain high school senior visiting Norte Dame) DanielP. Moynihan,D-N.Y., while arguing law school and took his first job for the year terms. But beyond that I will have to see have an important role in the life of the Dealer, a paper from the middle of nowhere, does not drink, he "went to a bar." How did for allowing tax deuctions for charitable university as an R.A. in Grace Hall. "Grow what the needs of the university community university, then I am happy." As if these from which he discovered that Thomas he get into this bar? Either he was a really old gifts without imposing penalties·, pointed to ing up in Michigan, I was of course aware of and the Holy Cross community are and how duties were not already enough, Father Neff, a Notre Dame alum who is running for high schooler, or the Gipp smells fish. "the gift to the University of Notre Dame of Notre Dame, but I had no experience of it I can best serve those needs." Beauchamp teaches iIi the College of Busi Chief Engineer in Cuyahoga County, Ohio, Second, the Gipp's many ears have heard a pair of elevator doors designed by Louis until I came here as a law student. I had been "It's a great job to have. I enjoy having a ness Administration, participates in resi "spent campaign funds on meals and gifts in unconfirmed rumours that Irish players Sullivan for one of .his Chicago skyscrap" working in the business world and would go job in which the results are very tangible, dence life at Alumni Hall and sits on several locales ranging from Cork, Tipperary and "couldn't keep rum & Cokesoutofhis hand" ers." The Gipp doesn't understand. If these back for a brief period. But it was through whether that's increased endowment figures boards and commissions locally. "I am very Dublin to the University of Notre. Dame." and that laterthat night Bentley spent a little ,doors were a gift to Notre Dame why are living and working with the hall community or a new construction site, or an improved busy with all of my official business, but it is The total spent on Notre Dame: $61. The time worshipping the porcelain god under . -they for one of his skyscrapers? Where are in Grace that I came to findthat I had a athletic program or even just watching all important for me as a person and as a Holy Gipp thinks he should go into business with the shadow'bf our very own golden dome. these doors? Are they ours and wejustdon't calling to the priesthood and an attraction to the flowers bloom on cue in the spring. Cross priest to stay in touch with the stu Edward J. DeBartolo. Third, in two games this kicker missed have use of them? Enquiring minds wantto the Holy Cross way of life." There's so much positive feedback that dents. Finances, building, expanding, these Freshman students are talking about five extra~points and a field goal. know. The Gippwants to know!!! 0 Father Beauchamp graduated from the comes with this job that it makes it very easy .are all major concerns, but the students are law school and returned to the business law to weather the more hectic times." . 0 ••

to keep up with student and faculty needs library into the workings of the colleges is maintain adequate collections. The result that has required the present actions. shared by Schmitz. "The library must work has been some short-comings in the collec "We are not on the cutting edge of elec more closely with the faculty on matters of tions, and those which have fallen behind do tronic information delivery," said Miller. curriculum development so that the students not support the colleges." Schmitz cited the "Students should not have 'to come to the especially have available to the the learning rapid rate oflibrary inflation and the cost of Hesburgh Library maintaining subscriptions to foreign jour to use our data nals as contributing to the funding shortfall. bases," he contin Miller is also aware of the need for addi ued. Nor is the tional funding for such improvements in present electronic technology, faculty and staff levels and cataloging system training, and book preservation. ''The aca While the H esburgh Library celebrates 30 years, "Colloquy for entirely suitable demic life report of the Colloquy report calls for student and for significant dollar increases for the li the Year 2000" slams the library system's performance faculty needs, ac brary. If I get as much as I reported as cording to Miller. necessary for the improvements, then our "We need to aug goals are attainable. But I did not fudge on ment our staffing the amount of funding necessary -I need levels in order to every dollar," stated Miller. meet the increas Schmitz is optimistic that the library will ommendations for improvement. Recom initiate a study of trends and developments ing service de receive adequate funding for the improve mendation 21 of the Colloquy report states, by Mark.J. Mitchell IV in peer research libraries; and issue a report mands and at the ments which the committee report will indi "The university must dramatically improve The ceremonial first steel' beam of with recommendations to the provost and same time learn new skills," Miller said. library resources and services to ensure that the library Is prepared to be raised cate are necessary; he said, "The capital Academic Council. This report should be as "And the libraries all are faced with the drive will take time, but you will see a ith the final stroke of Father the faculty and students have readily avail- exhaustive as possible and presented in a to the top of t,he building's W growing problem of book preservation-the skeleton. Autographed by Father gradual change process over the next six or Theodore Hesburgh' s pen, the mas timely fashion." books we have are disintegrating, and with Hesburgh, the b,eam reads In Latin, seven years as the money for improvement sive I-Beam was hoisted into place atop the Father Malloy has appointed Dr. Roger out adequate staff resources, we won't be "We consecrate this work to the becomes available." . skeletal superstructure of what would be "[Father Malloy]. Schmitz, vice-president and associate pro able to save all ofthem," he added . , Virgin Mary." According to Miller, the changes are on ,come the largest collegiate library facility of vost, chairman of the committee on libraries. But these are not the greatest ofthe librar their way as a result of the emphasis placed the time. Thirty years ago, the University of has a strong sense In addition, Father Malloy has required that ies' deficiencies, according to Miller. The face of 'Touchdown Jes,us' is on the library in the Colloquy report. Re hoisted off the stone mason's floor Notre Dame raised the Memorial Library at the committee make its final report to the "There must be better articulation with the garding the strong language of the colloquy a cost of $12 million. It was the cutting edge of the'Ubrary's provost and Academic Council before the as It Is prepared for shipment from different colleges and even with the different , Minnesota to Notre Dame. "The recommendation, Miller said, "That's [Fa of collegiate libraries at the time. Its end of the present academic year, according departments so that the libraries can meet the ther Malloy's] language- he has a strong 2,000,000-volume capacity was enormous importance, and to Schmitz. Word of Life" mosaic Is the largest faculty's needs, and so that the library ele- mosaic Image In the country. sense of the library's importance, and when for one building. Its open stacks were un Among the members of this committee is , ment can become an integral part of each , , he hears the faculty's heard of for a library so large. It was built to when he hears the that man who will be most affected by the student's education," Miller ,stated. complaints and sees bea tribute to Notre Dame's commitment to ' faculty's complaints recommendations of the body , Robert According to Miller, the colleges and de the electronic needs teaching, learning and knowledge, accord Miller, director of the university libraries. partments must better articulate their needs lacking, he finds that ing to then president Father Hesburgh. and sees the For Miller arid the rest of the library faculty to the library's faculty and staff in order that it is imperative to Thirty years later, the Memorial Library and staff, this is set to be a full year, as it the library system might function effectively move quickly to shore has become the Hesburgh Library. It is filled electronic needs includes both the Hesburgh Library's thirti in the education process. "For example, the up such an important to capacity with over 2,000,000 volumes, eth anniversary celebration and the work of department of classical and oriental lan part of the educational and it remains the largest open stack colle lacking, he finds renewing the library system as a university guages in the College of Arts and Letters system at the univer giate library in the country. But at a time resource. recently acquired a new Chinese professor; sity." when the university has reason to celebrate ,that it is im perative "As a facili~y, the Hesburgh Library has in this particular instance we were given ' In 1963, the univer its centrallibraiy, the administration is tak to move quickly ... " held up very well in its 30 years. It has been enough warning that we were able to have sity abandoned its an ing aim at the library system as a weak point very flexible for configuration changes. The adequate materials on hand to meet the tiquated and inad in the education program at Notre Dame. only problems with the facility itself have professor's needs, and we were able to pre equate library facility The administration's strategic planning : -Robert Miller had to do with the changing public safety pare for the needs of his students. All too report, "Colloquy for the Year 2000," pre for the new and codes and the Americans with Disabilities often though, the library is the last to know greatly improved pared for the board of trustees by university able the resources required for their work. Act," said Miller. about such changes in curriculum, and we resources they need," said Schmitz. building, which is now a campus landmark. president Father Edward Malloy, C.S.C., in An ad hoc Committee on University Librar- '- While the building is in suitable condi aren't informed of the riew needs until a In addition to echoing Miller's call for In 1993, the university is moving to ninew its association with members of the administra ies should be established which will he en- tion; it is not the physical structure of the professor is looking for books we don't more advanced technology, Schmitz said, tiori and faculty, contains strong statements library system with new technology and trusted with responsibility to review the library that has concerned the administra have," explained Miller. "For some years, library funding has not about the university libraries and bold rec- strategic planning so that the libraries may present reali ty of the Notre Dame libraries; tion. Rather, it is the library system's failure Miller's goal of fuller integration of the kept up to the level which is necessary to soon become an academic landmark. 0 3

who lack a single endearing feeling for the But that is not the way Sports was in there. The first chapter is must have known about steroid and other interviewed by the authors, he probably did man would have cause to think twice about Illustrated writer Douglas S. dedicated to what the authors call drug abuse because he was such a "control not realize that his simple statement would the integrity of the authors after the endless Looney and free-lance journalist the "Holtz vs Rice incident," in freak." end up as the thesis for the entire book, "Lou Don Yaeger see it. In their book which' Holtz allegedly tackled Bill Clinton fans Holtz is an asshole." GOLDEN Under the Tarnished Dome: How quarterback Tony Rice and will find John This is not to Notre Dame Betrayed Its Ideals screamed in his face after Rice Askin's testimony say that Tarnished For Football Glory, the co-au- incorrectly executed a play during on steroid use en Dome does not men thors attempt to shock their readers practice. tertaining. Askin, tion a positive side of into believing that the golden im- Following an ad nauseam ex perhaps the most the Irish coach. There age of Irish f09tball is tarnishing. ploration of the Rice incident is a frequently quoted are several quotations The methodology? Ream Irish section on Holtz' attitude toward of all Holtz's made by supporters of head coach Lou Holtz. injured players. The authors con- former players, Holtz. However, they DOME "denies that he took are completely over Yaeger and Looney charge tend that when "a player gets hurt Holtz with "blatant disregard for ... he is hammered by Holtz with steroids ... but ad shadowed by the ob his players feelings" and accuse the final insult of silence." The mits having them in scene amount of him of being "coldhearted" and authors attempttoprove that Notre [his] possession." negative material. "insensitive," of using too much Dame is plagued with a history of He, too, did not in Even if every profanity, of exhibiting "too much poor health care for the athletes, hale. quote were printed self promotion," of being greedy but the arguments do not hold up. Also entertain verbatim and every and of being a "hypocrite." The The health care issue provides ing is former offen trivial fact were unde book charges the Irish football an excellent example of the way in sive tackle Tom niably certain, Under team with apuse of steroids and which the authors inject their own Riley's testimony the Tarnished Dome YELLOW other illegal· narcotics, starting untrustworthy speculation irito on steroids. Riley At the Fighting Irish opening game against Northwestern, the freshman would make for horri fights and racism. Tarnished their book. In reference to defen came close to using section defended the golden dome for the whole nation to read. bly tedious reading. Dome accuses the NCAA of being . sive tackle Mark Nigro, they write, them but was Selling for twenty lenient in cases of Irish regulation "Nigro, who doesn't want to talk scared off. He said, "All I knew about examples of character assassination by five dollars and boasting 300 exhausting breaking. A Newport beach law about it, is quietly furious about steroids was shrinking testicles." Yaeger, Looney and by those they quoted. It pages, the book is packed with old sports firm, McDermott & T.rayner, is ac- the medical attention he received Following the chapter on steroids, the gets redundant. It gets repetitious. It gets cliches, cheap pot shots and bad metaphors. cused of offering football players at Notre Dame. The original sur book makes a dramatic change in' tone and incessant. In short, it gets annoying. It reads like a cheesy USA Network "Up JOURNALISM high-paying summer jobs for gery was not· done properly, he substance. The co-authors break from their The stories" appear 'amply supported by All Night" movie. Take, for example, the minimal work. The co-authors ac- says." What the authors do not Holtz- bashing for the next three chapters to quotes from numerous players and wit words of Dr. Rob Hunter, who said of Holtz, cuse the university of promoting a explain is how they know Nigro is offer a rather well done and inspiring his nesses. The reader should not be misled, "When are these people going to realize he's false' Image, having a pattern of furious if he does not want to talk tory of Fighting Irish football, beginning however. The authors rely disproportion . like the emperor? When are they going to Another book tries to questionable health care for ath- abou~ it, nor how the university with Knute Rockne. In this section the ately on a small group of witnesses, includ realize he has no clothes." Or worse, the letes, red-shirting, lowerin'g aca- can be held responsible for surgi authors introduce the second part of their ing: Dr. Rob Hunter, John Askin, Tom testimony of former player Tom Byrne, tackle the Fighting demic standards for players, and of cal complications. Notre Dame theory on Irish football: If Lou Holtz is Byrne, Marty Lippincott, Scott Raridon and "When I was hurt, I wasn't included. I was betraying "its ideals for football does not, after all, have an operat- what a Notre Dame football coach should Chet Lacheta. nonexistent. It's kind of like Rudolph. I Irish football " .. . . glory. mg room on lts 'campus . not be, Gerry Faust is. . Furthermore, the credibility of these wit wasn't included in any ofthereindeer games lmage Football players accuse other Where the alithors go most over The section on Faust is as annoying to nesses is clouded by personal grudges; and anymore." players. Coaches accuse coaches. board is in the third chapter, "Bod read as the endless pages of anti-Holtz how many witnesses will complain of having If something positive must be found in the Doctors accuse Holtz. In Under' . iesby Steroids." While the au tirades. Yaeger and Looney glorify the been mis-quoted is still uncertain (see pgs. work, it can be done. The remarkable side of the Tarnished Dome, someone is thors demonstrate convincingly former Notre Dame coach as if he were the 10-11). the book is what it says about college foot by Kenneth A. Osgood accused by everyone for anything that steroid use takes' place at Mahatma Ghandi of college football: "Ev Even if all the quotations were taken ver ball in general. Drug use, cheating, aca at some time. The book does not Notre Dame, their attempt to con ery mother in America would want her son batim, the book forfeits any hope of gaining demic favoritism and bribery are the reality. lose its focus in themessofaccusa- nect that use with Holtz fails mis to play for Gerry Faust. ... Faust overflows the reader's trust due to the poor decision The pressures put on coaches to make their hen silver (A g) reacts with a sulpher co~pund tions and name-calling, however. erably. The chapter begins with with decency. It runs out of his pores. You making and sensationalism of the editors and teams win is phenomenal, and the pressures can damn near see it, like sweat." The co-authors. In particular, the use of profanity placed on athletes to succeed is frightening. W (H2S), a sulfide (AgS) forms on the surface It begins, and ends, with a scathing .the near-libelous statement, "First attack on Holtz. The authors ask Lou Holtz arrived at Notre Dame. commentary continues, and one wonders if in the book does not help the authors' cause. If the authors had set aside their personal of the metal. When copper (Cu) reacts with H2S, a the question, "Did the Irish get a Then a lot of steroids did.'" The the authors helped contribute to the first Instead it exemplifies the unprofessional and agendas against Holtz and the Irish and had sulfide (CuS) forms on the surface of the metal. great coach and a lousy human authors suggest that because Holtz draft of The Last Boy Scout. sensational nature of Tarnished Dome. For written the book as a commentary on the However, when gold (Au) is placed in the presence being?" _, put suc h an emphasIS . on weight The40 page detour from Holtz bashing is example, Joan Quinn, mother of former Irish sorry state of college football today, they of H2S no reaction occurs. In other words, copper It seems anyone who could tes- .and strength, he indirectly encour followed by an 80 page history of Holtz's linebacker Dan Quinn, is quoted as saying, might have compiled a worthwhile volume. football career, beginning at Arkansas. It is "He's a hypocritical asshole ..• He's a self Instead they capitalized on Holtz's and and silver tarnish, gold does not. tify negatively on Holtz' character aged players to use steroids. The was interviewed. If it was bad, it authors also suggest that Holtz tiring, sensationalized and serving son of a bitch." When Tom Riley, Notre Dame's name to make a fast buck.O unrecommended reading. Even readers former offensive tackle for the Irish, was

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11 Ii II will affect his father: "We haven't gone to people across the country are overwhCIm the NCAA and the Pacific 10 Conference. ever worked for, including twelve editors Under the Tarnished ingly uninterested in the book and offended [sic.], say that he has no business writing II dinner and sat around and talked about [the Notre Dame ranks -The Arizona Republic- book.]" by it." St~ve BeuerIein: "From the time Quinn set about anybody else getting rid of their ideals II Dome -CNN Larry King Live- -VSAToday- first in the graduation foot at Notre Dame, he was in trouble .... They because he is basically a liar. And that is a Holtz: "I just say this. If there's racism, I'm Irish linebacker Pete Bercich: "When some rate of football [the authors] offered him some money to published report by a reporter in Texas." in the national news anxious. to find out which way. 1 have one releases a book at this time of the year, make some comments. He always twisted Replied Looney: "What his resume is? Gosh I absolutely no idea. I've never had a racial it's meant to ruin a season, not to help us players at'Division 1- things anyway." you'll need to take that up with Don." On Lou Holtz problem on our football team in our entire out." -The Sacramento 8ee- Jack Nolan: "We've been trying." ;: A collees and my entire coaching career." -VSAToday- Former Notre Dame coach Gerry Faust said -VSAToday- -CNN Larry King Live- Rev. E. William Beauchamp: "[The book] universities, the authors have "misrepresented my views Commentary Lou Holtz: "I have not read the book. I do Holtz: "All you have to do is look at the doesn't jibe with facts that we know to be and in the process have unjustly degraded a II not plan on reading the book, and I'm not classes the people take, or our athletes take. true." He "emphatically denies the premise according to the university that I love and admire." -Cannet News Service- going to answer questions about the book." Look at the number of athletes that aren't of the book." National Collegiate -Sports Illustrated, 1988- The book makes "for compelling skim il -Orlando Sentinel Tribune- allowed to play that were eligible for any -ABC News- On extensively quoted Marty Lippincott: ming." 1 Ii "If I were Lou Holtz, I'd be checking into body else .... Notre Dame's standards are Beauchamp: "The quotations in that book do Athletic Association. "Lippincott has been kicked off the team -Chicago Tribune- availability at the Club Med resort in higher than the NCAA." not really represent the facts as they are at three times. The first was after a team meeting "Here's the book's promise of Notre il Cancun this week. The ruckus continues . Notre Dame. We would not compromise our in which the importance of discipline and Dame's great disgrace. They hired a profes over the book that burns Holtz to a crisp." On Notre Dame integrity for athletes for anything at the uni to have been misquoted odied to. decorum was discussed. Lippincott cel sional-a non-Notre Damer at that-to run I -4VNDU 1V News- versity.' -Orlando Sentinel Tribune- ebrated the end of the session by mooning his their football program .... Whereas this idea Douglas Looney: "Why would Lou Holtz -VSAToday- Yaeger and Looney and many of their teammates." would not be worth 299 publishable pages if need to read the book? Lou Holtz has lived Dick Rosenthal, Notre Dame's athletic di On Quoted Sources sources in the book have been bombarded -Orlando Sentinel Tribune- it were about, oh, Florida State, ... because it it. He knows what's in it. There aren't any rector: "Notre Dame does things right, and by letters and faxes from Notre Dame sup Bill Clinton: "Yes, then Arkansas Attorney is about Notre Dame it sells for $23." surprises. They're all true." we have great comfort in the fact we operate ..Newsday. porters threatening legal action; General Bill Clinton did represent then Uni -Chicago Tribune- •• USAToday. our programs with complete integrity and Notre Dame has received letters from 84 -The Arizona Republic- versity of Arkansas football coach Lou Holtz Murray Spencer, author of College Sports Skip Holtz, asked about the book and how it the desire to have excellence. ... I think players interviewed for the book who claim Former Irish quarterback Steve Beuerlein, in a lawsuit. ... Clinton disputes an interpreta Inc., a critical analysis of the problems fac who played fotHoltz in 1988: "It's a joke. tion by Don Yaeger about a conversation the ing inercollegiate sports and Shake Down ... The authors only talked to people who two had about Holtz last December. In fact, the Thunder, "Like it ornot, Notre Dame has DOES FOOTBALL AFFECT ~DMISSIONS-? had problems at.the school." the' President said he has nothing but good b.een there from the beginning. They were -VSAToday- things to say about the spirited and emotional the first national team. They invented the 10000 #1 ** Extensively quoted John Askin, in a letter coach .... 'I was proud to defend him because formula." Numbers Indicate to Rosenthal: "I feel betrayed by I thought he was right. The team, black and ·Dallas Morning News· AP Football Rank DonYaeger and the publishing company white alike, rallied behind him. ... The law Dick Enberg, sportscaster for NBC, said, 9000 because he misrepresented my quotes." suit failed. Holtz went on to a great career.'" "When you're on top, they go after you."O Q -The Dallas Morning News- ....~ John Askin; that Yaeger failed to honor a On the Authors With an overall ~ 8000 U promise "to read and edit the final tran ~ script." -Chicago Tribune- student graduation ~ . -The Los Angeles Times "During the 1989 season, Looney angered CIJ 7000 rate of 93 percent, Z Extensively quoted Dan Quinn, in 1986: Holtz with his portayal of Notre Dame play 0.... "[Holtz] isn't an overbearing coach, but ers as tJlUgS in a brawl that broke out near the Notre Dame was fourth E-< < 6000 when he does something forceful, by God, Notre Dame tunnel before the USC game. after Harvard, Yale ....u you better do it. I'd follow him anywhere . Looney said that Holtz had lost control of his a: 0= Not in top 25 He's the best. I know ifI learn to do things players and that the fight was instigated by and Princeton c.. 5000 Lou's way, I'll be fine." Notre Dame. .., Holtz believed Looney < -The Los Angeles Times- blurred the facts of the incident, partly be Universities. The + Increase of 941 applications Dan Quinn, when he was at Notre Dame, cause Holtz had refused an earlier request by 4000 ++ Increase of 1,310 applicatioos national average • Ranked for the first time in five years. the number of applicatioos increased by 1.659. was disciplined for breaking parietals, was Looney to co-author a book with him." •• After the 1988 National OJamionship. Notre Dame received 9.931 applications. the mostin its history. caught with an open beer on campus, and -WNDU 1V News- graduation rate for all Sports Announcer Jack Nolan asked Looney 3000 Dan Devine Lou Holtz was also put on academic probation. He students at NCAA has "been a lifelong skirmish with coaches, to respond to a report on his co-author saying: 00- C'I00 0\ 0\ principals, teachers, recruiters, anybody "Yaeger was once arrested for shoplifting and Division I colleges and - - who wanted to challenge him." In 1986 has been fired from two of his last newspaper The authors of Tarnished Dome contend, ''Notre Dame is footbaU. Without it, Notre Dame is simply a small jobs, for lying at one and misappropriating universities is 54 Catholic insitution with a great chemistry department in a s.maU northern Indiana town with lousy Quinn reported a list of 30 recruiting in weather." Does the success of the Fighting Irish on the football field affect admissions at the university? fractions made by USC to authorities from funds at another. Almosteveryone that he has percent. Graphic by Kenneth A. Osgood

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created us as equals, made to serve Him. The room in your heart to love more than just Overall, the Scholastic poll revealed two want one kid, are you supposed to havesex particular sex of an individual doesn't mat God." basic views of the Catholic church, that it only once?" asked .sophomore Gina ter. It's really hypocritical of us today to "I know a few people who would be really should change with modem society and that Amante. accept that piece of scripture as the Word of great fathers and really great priests too, and it should remain as it is. Amy Sromek, a Notre Dame sophomore, God, yet at the same time, to Freshman Tara Pierce, How Catholic feels a little bit differently: "The church disregard it when it comes advocate of change, accused teaches us that we should not sin, yet it applying it to our Catholic Church of being encourages people to reject birth control. lives." said junior Brian Price. aught in a time warp." That's just not safe, especially with all of the "Women could make just as re just not being realis diseases people can catch nowadays." good priests as men. There's she said. Are You? "The fact of the matter is, people are going shortage of men entering Other students, like to be having sex, and some of these people priesthood, and women ~~£IS()pnOmore Kit Hoffman, dis are not going to be ready to raise children. fill that void. Other faiths have ordained I do not understand why they should have to agreed: "I think if the church is going to Using birth control limits the number of women as ministers and have created a very choose," said Capobianco. have a position, it shouldn't be a popularity Notre Dame and Saint Mary's students abortions and homes of unwanted children loving environment. If everyone is equal in However, some students, like sophomore contest. If the members of the church do not and child abuse," stated sophomore Shan the eyes of God, then why are we, as Roman Christine Willard, think the marriage of agree with its positions on these issues, they react to Catholic mandates on controversial non Griesmer. Catholics, discriminating against women priests is wrong because "then they can't should find a new church." . "1 don't understand how the church can be lSSUeS. entering the priesthood?"said Sromek . make a total commitment to their calling." Despite all of the controversy on these against birth control with overpopulation as Some people claim that before the Church A large number of students supported the issues, sophomore Bridget Casey com- ' it is. If a married couple doesn't wantto have ordains women, papal law should allow marriage of priests and ordaining women not mented that "issues like sexuality, contra children, why should they have to play Rus By Amy Amoni priests to marry. on the principle, but for a logical reason ception, and abortion cloud the picture. We However, some students, like sophomore sian roulette?" questioned junior Donato "Loving a woman and being married is the the decline in the number of priests. can't forget that the main issue of the Catho and Michelle Crouch Mike Shaf, disagree, arguing that the church Capobianco. greatest form oflov~, and priests reall y can't "The problem with the vocation is that it is lic church should be faith and the practice of has to "set a standard." "People just can't go Th~ possibiIi'ty for ordaining women into be marriage counselors unless they've expe too restrictive. If you let priests get married ~s~th: 0 normous cheering, grand banners and around having premarital sex," he said. the Church also remains a controversial rienced that love," said Amante. "The and women get ordained, you'd let more E throngs of people accompanied Pope "That's immoraL" topic on which people are equally divided. church says that priests are married to God, priests into the system," said freshman John Paul II's visit to Denver in August. In . Upon returning to Rome, the Pontiff is Sophomor:e Stephanie Klatt views the but that is not earthly love. There is enough Cleopatra DeLeon. addition to the fun and games, however, expected to finalize a new encyclical on priesthood in a traditiomll way, "The priest came a more serious issue: the papal beliefs moral issues. In this document, he will hood is a spiritual fatherhood. If God had and teachings. Currently, Pope John Paul incorporate conflicting views on human na- wanted women to be priests, Mary would speaks out against such practices aspremari- ture into the domain of papal control. Atthe have been a priest. Women are called to tal sex, the use of contraception, abortion heart of his argument lies the church ban on fulfill other roles in the church. Their 'posi- Iri~h Gathering in Denver and homosexuality ...... :------______'--_.,..- __:..-_-:- __---, tions are focused on the young people of today, en Besides, half of the proceeds went to the He also prohibits the S c hoI a' s tIe c equally im- ~y Amy Amoni couraging them to find joy in a common marriage of priests Is the Catholic portant to World Youth Day Fund. If you were to go Among, the half-million ,people, who faith, even speaking the gospel in about six and women as active Church's pOSition on those of men to a Notre Dame football game, you would Poll teen different languages." ministers. the foUowing... and are indi- shared in the pope's visit to the United States buy a Notre Dame sweatshirt to support As students of a vidualized to were some devoted Notre Dame and Saint , The students who went to see the Pope your team. Buying a T-shirt or something Mary's students. were amazed by the largenumber of people Catholic university, Too' Too About Don't fit women for World Youth Day is my way of show Traveling to. Denver as a youth minister in attendance. "For one and a half miles, all ing support for the Pope and the Catholic Notre Dame students Conservative Liberal' Right Know only." have varying opin- Fresh- for her local parish, senior Siobhan you could see were people, standing shoul church." ions on these issues. Premarital Sex 54% 0% 43% 3% man Michael McCarthy, guided teenagers through what der-to-shoulder," said senior Jen Mason. "It The sole disappointment of the entire According to a Scho- And e r so n she considered "the experience of a life was amazing to see how people our age could experience was the poor media coverage, lastic poll, Notre Abortion 27% 1% 67% 5% agrees: "I time." come together to celebrate peace and joy, according to Mason. "The media focused "It gave me the opportunity to be part of an leaving their differences at the door." on the downside of everything: what di Dame and Saint Birth Control 86% 001 12% 2% don't think Even a holy festival was not complete Mary's students are fO you can throw atmosphere of love," she said. "It was an vided Catholicism, protestors and the in example of how the world can be if people without commercialization: T-shirts, most' in disaccord 31°10 53°10' out2000years tense heat," she said. "They completely with the pope on the Homosexuality IC 9% IC 7% of church follow God, live by his message and love bumper stickers, posters and coffee mugs missed the message that a half million that featlJred a profile of the Pope blessing issues of premarital The results of this poll came from a campus wide survey of 70 students. teaching and one another." people from all over the world came to sex and birth control. Catholic' his- Pope John Paul II commanded people to Denver. Seymour saw this commercializa celebrate peace, joy and unity." On the subject of premarital sex, sopho- birth control, which would be reinforced in tory to suit changing modem fads., Church be proud of the Gospel message instead of tion as "a bit tacky," but he looked beyond Seymour agreed: "The media had its more John Giovacco voiced the opinion of the new encyclical. values and ideals should not be sacrificed reacting in fear. "He encouraged peOple to the vendors to focus upon more important priorities confused. They stressed the many Qf the students interviewed when he Many of the, students polled seemed to due to modem-day sex equality." , affirm their Catholic faith," noted sopho issues, the Pope and his message. number of people fainting instead of the asserted that "the church has to realize that have a problem with this ban. Some students ' The"opposition argues that the place of more Tim Seymour, of Stanford Hall, who McCarthy, on the other hand, enjoyed the hundreds of thousands of people unified times have changed, so it has to_adjust its disagree because they do not think-the sole' women in the church needs to be updated. traveled to Denver with the folk choir, which merchandising: "Some of the stuff was silly, under one belief-celebrating peace views accordingly." pUrpose of sex is procreation. "Ifyou only '''In the Letter of Paul to the Galatians, God sang as a part of t~e papal choir. 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-=-~-=- -_. .... ~~~~~~ ...... - / / _".I~- flood. While her house remained standing toalotoffarmers, wedidn'tgethittoobadly, Pasquerilla West, is one of many people who and her water supply system was functional, so we probably won't receive too much are attempting to organize assistance to vic her family's crops were devastated after the compensation," she said. tims of the flood through the University of flooding of the Des Moines River. 'Kerrigan finds it strange to drive through Notre Dame and Saint Mary's College. "I live in Southwest Iowa, and although Iowa and see all the fields that are still This summer, Ryan volunteered her time we aren't near the ri ver, our farm was ruined submerged. "Pcople always make fun of working as a sandbagger for ten days in the by the water," she said. "My dad farms com 750-person community of Keithsburg, Illi and soybeans. And while he replanted in nois. The flood left half of the town under May and then again when the rain washed water, and the citizens have little money and the seeds away, he couldn't afford to keep "When the river resources to use for the restoration of their replanting what was lost." Kerrigan esti devastated town. mated that almost half of her family's two comes through, it Ryan said she chose to help this particular thousand acres of land was lost to the flood. community because she felt that the citizens Comparing the Indiana crops to her own, leaves in its path had done everything they could to help Kerrigan said Indiana farmers have a lot for filth, snakes, rats themselves. which to be thankful. "I think I have 'crop "They didn't passively let themselves be envy, '" she explained, "I call my dad up and and garbage." come victims," she said. "At one time, the tell him' how wonderful the com is here. It town had a beautiful river front, which they drives him crazy because farming is his life, sacrificed to build a ten-foot flood wall." and he has basically been out of work the Unfortunately, the river crested at well past few months, not being able to do what -Michelle Ryan above thirteen feet, and the town was at the Notre Dame and Saint Mary's students from the Midwest describe he loves most." mercy of the swollen river. "I guess 1really shouldn't complain," she Ryan said the town's residents need and the effects the flood of' 93 had on their summers. said. "We were among the luckier ones. In how flat Iowa is," she joked. "Now ,it really deserve assistance, and she said she hopes addition to agricultural crops, my dad also is flat. There's nothing growing there!" that Notre Dame and Saint Mary's students farms livestock, so we didn't lose every Even students whQ were not direqtly af will be able to lend a hand to the devastated Damage estimates were set at ten billion weeks when the river crested again later in By Chris Lenko thing." fected by the flood can appreciate the mag community. dollars in income, property and agdcu!tural the summer. But Kerrigan is concerned that her family nitude of the damage the Great Flood of '93 Although the planning is only in its initial losses, and in North St. Louis, President Jim Stessman, a sophomore also from Des will not receive ofenough of the aid prom unleashed in the American Midwest: stages, Ryan said she hopes to take a group Clinton signed a5.8 million dollar relief bill Moines, lost water as a result of the flood as ised by the federal government: "Compared Michelle Ryan, assistant rectress of of students into the damaged areas once she "All the fountains of the great deep burst to help absorb some of the community'S well. Jim's family managed to survive with , determines students' interest level in the forth, and the windows of the heavens were losses. out clean water for ten days by collecting project and the resources available to the opened. The rain fell on the earth forty days For many Notre Dame and Saint Mary's rain water and relying on friends from the community. She is presently trying to orga and forty nights ... The waters swelled so students, the summer of 1993 will be long outlying areas. ,0 nize supervision, accommodation and fund mightily on the earth that all the high moun remembered. Jennifer Zurek, a Saint "I visited my friends in the suburbs when ing for the trip, and she invites interested ~ns under the whole heaven were covered Mary's freshman from Des Moines, Iowa, ever I wanted to take a shower," Stessman students to contact her for more information. ... and the waters swelled on the earth for one spent part of her summer sandbagging after said. "I guess I was lucky because showers "There is a lot of construction, cleaning, hundred fifty days." she lost her job as a result of building dam were hard to come by. The hotels in the area scrubbing and scouring to be done out Genesis 7:11-24 age and blackouts caused by the flood. were completely filled by farmers and ex there," she explained. "When the river "After I lost my job, I went sandbagging ecutives whose companies rented rooms so comes through, it leaves in its path filth, The Great Flood of '93 might not have during the day," she said. "My friends and their employees could take showers." snakes, rats and garbage that must be .!.lasted' one hundred and fifty days, but as I had a lot of fun filling the bags with sand Stessman worked in a grocery store dur cleaned up." residents of Midwestern states will tell you, and throwing them onto the pile. We built a ing the summer, and he observed that Most of the students affected bylhe flood the heavy rainfall and flooding they experi wall that was half a mile long and nine feet people's buying habits changed drastically said they were surprised and thankful for the enced this summer was almost as devastat high." In another relief effort, she helped to as a result of the flooding. "The day after the outpouring of concern and assistance shown ing as the Biblical account. And, like Noah, fill helicopters with sandbags to be trans levees broke there was a rush on the stores," to them by members of their local communi many will have to rebuild their communi ported to anotherarea. hesaid. "By the end of the day, we were out ties and relief organizations. Hopefully, ties, .having lost homes, farms and busi Looking back, she was impressed by the of bot tIed water, fruit juice, milk and batter members of the Notre Dame/Saint Mary's nesses to heavy rains and the swollen Mis way everyone pulled together during the ies. We also ran out of baby wipes. People community will also be able to extend a hand sissippi River. difficult time, donating food and the the knew that the water would be off for a long to the victims of the Great Flood of '93. This Forty-five people lost their lives to the other materials necessary in rebuilding the time, and they stocked up on baby wipes, would be possible through involvement in flood; 31,000 people in eight states were community. ,which are great for cleaning your hands and events such as the flood relief walk planned uprootedimd the governors of Georgia and While Zurek's home was not affecteQ by face without water." by Saint Mary 's College or trips and projects South Carolina requested that their states be the flood the first time the river crested;-her Angee Kerrigan, a Notre Dame junior planned by various organizations on both classified as emergency disaster areas. family lost electricity and water for two from Afton, Iowa, also was affected by the o I / / _".I~- flood. While her house remained standing toalotoffarmers, wedidn'tgethittoobadly, Pasquerilla West, is one of many people who and her water supply system was functional, so we probably won't receive too much are attempting to organize assistance to vic her family's crops were devastated after the compensation," she said. tims of the flood through the University of flooding of the Des Moines River. 'Kerrigan finds it strange to drive through Notre Dame and Saint Mary's College. "I live in Southwest Iowa, and although Iowa and see all the fields that are still This summer, Ryan volunteered her time we aren't near the ri ver, our farm was ruined submerged. "Pcople always make fun of working as a sandbagger for ten days in the by the water," she said. "My dad farms com 750-person community of Keithsburg, Illi and soybeans. And while he replanted in nois. The flood left half of the town under May and then again when the rain washed water, and the citizens have little money and the seeds away, he couldn't afford to keep "When the river resources to use for the restoration of their replanting what was lost." Kerrigan esti devastated town. mated that almost half of her family's two comes through, it Ryan said she chose to help this particular thousand acres of land was lost to the flood. community because she felt that the citizens Comparing the Indiana crops to her own, leaves in its path had done everything they could to help Kerrigan said Indiana farmers have a lot for filth, snakes, rats themselves. which to be thankful. "I think I have 'crop "They didn't passively let themselves be envy, '" she explained, "I call my dad up and and garbage." come victims," she said. "At one time, the tell him' how wonderful the com is here. It town had a beautiful river front, which they drives him crazy because farming is his life, sacrificed to build a ten-foot flood wall." and he has basically been out of work the Unfortunately, the river crested at well past few months, not being able to do what -Michelle Ryan above thirteen feet, and the town was at the Notre Dame and Saint Mary's students from the Midwest describe he loves most." mercy of the swollen river. "I guess 1really shouldn't complain," she Ryan said the town's residents need and the effects the flood of' 93 had on their summers. said. "We were among the luckier ones. In how flat Iowa is," she joked. "Now ,it really deserve assistance, and she said she hopes addition to agricultural crops, my dad also is flat. There's nothing growing there!" that Notre Dame and Saint Mary's students farms livestock, so we didn't lose every Even students whQ were not direqtly af will be able to lend a hand to the devastated Damage estimates were set at ten billion weeks when the river crested again later in By Chris Lenko thing." fected by the flood can appreciate the mag community. dollars in income, property and agdcu!tural the summer. But Kerrigan is concerned that her family nitude of the damage the Great Flood of '93 Although the planning is only in its initial losses, and in North St. Louis, President Jim Stessman, a sophomore also from Des will not receive ofenough of the aid prom unleashed in the American Midwest: stages, Ryan said she hopes to take a group Clinton signed a5.8 million dollar relief bill Moines, lost water as a result of the flood as ised by the federal government: "Compared Michelle Ryan, assistant rectress of of students into the damaged areas once she "All the fountains of the great deep burst to help absorb some of the community'S well. Jim's family managed to survive with , determines students' interest level in the forth, and the windows of the heavens were losses. out clean water for ten days by collecting project and the resources available to the opened. The rain fell on the earth forty days For many Notre Dame and Saint Mary's rain water and relying on friends from the community. She is presently trying to orga and forty nights ... The waters swelled so students, the summer of 1993 will be long outlying areas. ,0 nize supervision, accommodation and fund mightily on the earth that all the high moun remembered. Jennifer Zurek, a Saint "I visited my friends in the suburbs when ing for the trip, and she invites interested ~ns under the whole heaven were covered Mary's freshman from Des Moines, Iowa, ever I wanted to take a shower," Stessman students to contact her for more information. ... and the waters swelled on the earth for one spent part of her summer sandbagging after said. "I guess I was lucky because showers "There is a lot of construction, cleaning, hundred fifty days." she lost her job as a result of building dam were hard to come by. The hotels in the area scrubbing and scouring to be done out Genesis 7:11-24 age and blackouts caused by the flood. were completely filled by farmers and ex there," she explained. "When the river "After I lost my job, I went sandbagging ecutives whose companies rented rooms so comes through, it leaves in its path filth, The Great Flood of '93 might not have during the day," she said. "My friends and their employees could take showers." snakes, rats and garbage that must be .!.lasted' one hundred and fifty days, but as I had a lot of fun filling the bags with sand Stessman worked in a grocery store dur cleaned up." residents of Midwestern states will tell you, and throwing them onto the pile. We built a ing the summer, and he observed that Most of the students affected bylhe flood the heavy rainfall and flooding they experi wall that was half a mile long and nine feet people's buying habits changed drastically said they were surprised and thankful for the enced this summer was almost as devastat high." In another relief effort, she helped to as a result of the flooding. "The day after the outpouring of concern and assistance shown ing as the Biblical account. And, like Noah, fill helicopters with sandbags to be trans levees broke there was a rush on the stores," to them by members of their local communi many will have to rebuild their communi ported to anotherarea. hesaid. "By the end of the day, we were out ties and relief organizations. Hopefully, ties, .having lost homes, farms and busi Looking back, she was impressed by the of bot tIed water, fruit juice, milk and batter members of the Notre Dame/Saint Mary's nesses to heavy rains and the swollen Mis way everyone pulled together during the ies. We also ran out of baby wipes. People community will also be able to extend a hand sissippi River. difficult time, donating food and the the knew that the water would be off for a long to the victims of the Great Flood of '93. This Forty-five people lost their lives to the other materials necessary in rebuilding the time, and they stocked up on baby wipes, would be possible through involvement in flood; 31,000 people in eight states were community. ,which are great for cleaning your hands and events such as the flood relief walk planned uprootedimd the governors of Georgia and While Zurek's home was not affecteQ by face without water." by Saint Mary 's College or trips and projects South Carolina requested that their states be the flood the first time the river crested;-her Angee Kerrigan, a Notre Dame junior planned by various organizations on both classified as emergency disaster areas. family lost electricity and water for two from Afton, Iowa, also was affected by the o I , ODlln Send information for your event to: Jenny Tate, Coming Distractions, Scholastic Magazine, 303 LaFortune, or call 631-7569. 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State, 7:30 p.m., Alumni Field. Movie: "Scent of a Woman" 7:00 & 9:30 Snite. $2'. Fourth Day Meetings: 7:15 p.m., Stanfor~ Film: "Like Water for Chocolate," p.m., Carroll Hall, SMC, $. Film: "Battleship Potemkin," 9:00 p.m., Acoustic Cafe: 9:00-12:00 p.m., Keenan Chapel. LiFortune. 7:30 & 9:45 p.m., Snite, $2.. Volleyball: Notre Dame vs. New Snite, $2 .. Arts and Letters Placement Night: Movie: "Dave," 7:00 & 9:30 p.m., Mexico, 7:30 p.m., lACC. Finance Club Career Night: 7:00-9:00 7:00-8:30 p.m., Library Auditorium. Cushing Auditorium, $2. Film: "Like Wate~ for Chocolate,"7:30 p.m., lAce Monogram Room. Volleyball: SMC vs. North Park College, Movie: "Scent of a Woman," 7:00 & & 9:45, Snite, $2. Chicano Secret Service Comedy: 7:00 7:00 p.m., Angela Athletic Facility. 9:30 p.m., Carroll Hall, SMC, S. Movie: "Dave," 8:00 & 10:30, Cushing p.m., Washington Hall. Film: "Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Hypnotist: Tom DeLuca, 7:00 p.m., Auditorium, $2. Campus Bible Study: 7:00 p.m., Badin Kid," 8:00 p.m., Montgomery Theatre, W~hingtonHall. Conference Room. $2. Movie: ''To Kill a Mockingbird," 1:30 & 7:30p.m.,O'Laughlin, SMC.

The Samples LIVE! LIVE! LIVE! LIVE! For·More Information Call: 1 When: Friday~ September 24th LaFortune Information Desk: Sophomore Class: 631-5225 631-8128 ND News Line: 631-5110 I Where: Stepan Center Senior Class: 631-5136 JACC Ticket Information: Student Union Board: 631-7757 631-7354 TIckets on sale at the LaFortune Junior Class: 631-5117 Notre Dame MenuLine: 631-0111 Information Desk Snite Film Series Hot Line: Weekend Wheels Schedule: 631-7361 63 I-FRED .. :. , ODlln Send information for your event to: Jenny Tate, Coming Distractions, Scholastic Magazine, 303 LaFortune, or call 631-7569. Thursday 16 Friday 17 Saturday 18 ·$unday 19 Monday 20 TOUCH Film: "The Grapes of Wrath," 7:00 p.m., Soccer: Notre Dame men vs. Evans Dirty Book Sale: 9:00 a.m., Hesburgh Volleyball: Notre Dame vs. Volleyball: Notre Dame vs. William and Snite, $2. FOUR ville, 2:30 p.m., Alumni Field. Library Concourse. Northridge, 4:00 p.m., JACC. Mary, 11:00 a.m., lACe. Film: "Brazil," 9:15 p.m., Snite,.$2. Lecture: "Collecting Andean Textiles: Soccer: Notre Dame women vs. Football: Notre Dame vs. Michigan Soccer: Notre Dame women vs. Adventures in Exploring Native American Michigan State, 5:00 p.m., Alumni State, 12:35 p.m., Notre Dame Stadium. 'William and Mary, 12:00 p.m., Alumni Wednesday 22 Field. Concert: Shenanigans pre-game concert, Field. Cultural Identity and Grassroots Develop uesday 21 Engineering Industry Day: 9:00 a.m.-4:00 Soccer: Notre Dame men vs. Michigan 11:00 a.m., lACe. Film: ''The Big Sleep," 7:00 p.m., Snite, ment," Kevin John Healy, 7:00 p.m., p.m., Fitzpatrick Hall Concourse. State, 7:30 p.m., Alumni Field. Movie: "Scent of a Woman" 7:00 & 9:30 Snite. $2'. Fourth Day Meetings: 7:15 p.m., Stanfor~ Film: "Like Water for Chocolate," p.m., Carroll Hall, SMC, $. Film: "Battleship Potemkin," 9:00 p.m., Acoustic Cafe: 9:00-12:00 p.m., Keenan Chapel. LiFortune. 7:30 & 9:45 p.m., Snite, $2.. Volleyball: Notre Dame vs. New Snite, $2 .. Arts and Letters Placement Night: Movie: "Dave," 7:00 & 9:30 p.m., Mexico, 7:30 p.m., lACC. Finance Club Career Night: 7:00-9:00 7:00-8:30 p.m., Library Auditorium. Cushing Auditorium, $2. Film: "Like Wate~ for Chocolate,"7:30 p.m., lAce Monogram Room. Volleyball: SMC vs. North Park College, Movie: "Scent of a Woman," 7:00 & & 9:45, Snite, $2. Chicano Secret Service Comedy: 7:00 7:00 p.m., Angela Athletic Facility. 9:30 p.m., Carroll Hall, SMC, S. Movie: "Dave," 8:00 & 10:30, Cushing p.m., Washington Hall. Film: "Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Hypnotist: Tom DeLuca, 7:00 p.m., Auditorium, $2. Campus Bible Study: 7:00 p.m., Badin Kid," 8:00 p.m., Montgomery Theatre, W~hingtonHall. Conference Room. $2. Movie: ''To Kill a Mockingbird," 1:30 & 7:30p.m.,O'Laughlin, SMC.

I injured. Coleman gained 182 all-purpose action at tailback this Saturday are sopho The linebacker corps is relatively}veak 'I yards against Notre Dame last season and mores Hickey Thompson and Duane for the Spartans this year. With no proven Ii FOR THE was named the second best All-Purpose Goulbourne. starter, the middle linebacker position is a I player in the country by the 1993 NCAA The Spartan defense, although returning major concern. And the two outside line Preview. eight starters and 24 lettermen, raises nu backers, 1992 honorable mention All-Big One other key player on the Spartan's merous questions. MSU finished seventh in Ten senior Rob Fredrickson and junior Matt Christensen, are roster is senior talented but have tail back Craig no capable back IRISH? Thomas. Last ups. season, Thomas MSU's kick ,led the Big Ten ing game get$ conference with mixed reviews.' . ~ith three All-American candidates,. fifteen rushing W .h i 1 e touchdowns and • placekicker 'Bill the Michigan State football team finished fourth in Stoyanovich is yardage with hopes to fight off a more the Big Ten's 887. Rated the leading returner number ten experienced Notre Dame squad Spartan senior quarterback Jim Mi'lier finished in field goal ac- ' tailback in the na third in the Big Ten for completions with 63.9% curacy, with 11 tion by' the 1993 and passed for 1,400 yards last season. of 14 attempts for NCAA Preview, 78.6 percent, the the Irish with the most prepared Spartan ers that could make this contest very inter he is an All-Big by Jason Conte puntinggamean- . football team in recent history. Though. esting. Ten candidate chored by Chris he Michigan State Spartans come to decisive underdogs to Notre Dame, Michi The Spartans have three All-AmeriCan this year. Salani is not T. . South Bend on Saturday to challenge gan State University (MSU) has some play- candidates on their roster. Their best player In addition to nearly as solid. is on the defensive side of the ball. Steve these stars, the Despite last Wasylk, a senior free safety, set.a MSU Spartans have an . weekend's vic seasonal record for tackles by a defensive impressive sup tory· against back last season.with 114 (10.4 tackles per porting cast. On MiChigan, Notre . game). He was an honorable mention All offense they re Paul Webb Dame Head Big Ten player and a first team GTE! turn eight starters The Irish took down the Spartans last season but with three All-American . Coach Lou Holtz CoSIDA Academic All-American last year. and 19 lettermen candidates on the Michigan State squad, this year may not be so easy. is concerned. Wasylk was also piCked as the 1993 Playboy from last season. Magazine Pre-season Football Scholar-Ath The offensive line boasts four returning the Big Ten for total defense last season,. about Saturday'S game against Michigan lete of the Year. starters led by sophomore right guard Bob giving up an average of 355.3 yards per State. " Another one of the Spartan's All-Ameri Denton and a trio of juniors: left tackle game. The Spartans playa stunt4-3 defense "This game scares me because Michigan can candidates is senior quarterback Jim Shane Hannah, right tackl~ Brian DeMarco utilizing their deepest area on the unit, the Stated moved the ball on us so well last year. Miller. He is the best returning passer in the and center Mark Birchmeier. defensive line. Junior left end Juan and we're not consistent enough on offense Big Ten with a 63;9 percent career Coleman and sophomore Napolean Out Hammonds, an honorable mention All-Big right now to get into a high-scoring game completition rate and passed for 1,400 yards law lead the Spartan receiving corps. Out Ten player last season, leads this talented with them. They had almost 500 yards despite missing two games because ofinju law played split end last season, where he corp. The three other starters are juniorIeft against us last year, and it seemed like 700," ries. Miller is the second best quarterback in averaged 15.3 yards per reception. Brian tackle Aaron Jackson, sophomore right said Holtz. "We ended up having to fightfor the· Big Ten for passing efficiency. He has Howard should provide some capable tackle Yakini Allen and senior right end our lives before it was over. Michigan State been an-Academic All-Big Ten player the backup to Coleman and Outlaw, but other. Rich Glover. Amd senior outside linebacker has had a couple of losing seasons, but I last three seasons. Against Kansas last than Howard, the Spartans have no real Rob Fredrickson tallied 102 tackles in the think George has them back. I think this is weekend, Miller completed 18 of 30 passes threatening receivers on the bench. 1992 season . one of his better teams." 0

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dent-athletes are treated more harshly than offer career counseling and computer labs interpretation of the rules when considering other students," Conboy explained. " ... He just for athletes." this specific circumstance, the NCAA ruled should have called us about it." \Vith the numerous complicated and con that watching the movie would be a viola WATCH YOUR' STEP! Along with DuBose's penalty, Notre tradictory rules that must be followed by tion. Dame was found at fatilt for the situation as everyone affiliated with a university, Notre A front page article in a newsletter sent to well; over the summer, the NcAA ruled that Dame spends extensive time and money 95,000 alumni this summer discussed the With a rulebook close to 500 pages, athletes find it difficult to Irish football would be able to recruit only educating athletes, parents, coaches and importance of not recruiting student-ath 23 freshman instead of the usual 25. alumni about the dos and don'ts of NCAA letes. And in the president's newsletter sent follow all the complicated NCAA regulations "The NCAA found that there should have competition. to the top 10,000 donors earlier this year, been greater institutional responsibility Athletes who sign a letter of intent are Rev. E. William Beauchamp specifically since it was a situation with the president of immediately sent a notice from Athletic Di instructed alumni to leave the recruiting to family or Notre Dame friends, and one ticket Demitrius DuBose, a' former Notre Dame the Washington Club," Conboy said. rector Dick Rosenthal explaining the restric the athletic department. Notre Dame also by Amanda Clinton is a "wild card": it can be given to out-of football player, was penalized with a two The penalty sounds greater than it actually tions they must follow. And once athletes sends out informational brochures with town spectators, like a boyfriend or girl game suspension last season when an inves is because Notre Dame usually does not arrive on campus, part of their orientation is football ticket applications, places an ad in amille Clinton, a Notre Dame friend. If athletes on a team want to ex tigation revealed he had accepted a loan recruit 25 players. watching an NCAA rules and regulations all Notre Dame football programs outlining C women's soccer player, was surprised change tickets among themselves, the three from a Notre Dame alumnus. Though this "We had the opportunity to appeal it," video designed by the athletic department. important NCAA rules and has sent every when she came to South Bend in August as friends and family tickets can be traded but may sound like an obvious violation, some explained Conboy. "It was frustrating be Coaches are required to tum in weekly alumni club a video on the subject. a freshman. Traveling alone from the West not the wild card. times even these situations are not clear-cut. cause we felt like we were doing agoodjob." telephone and practice logs. If a question Ambiguous. Contradictory. Confusing. Coast, she met another Irish soccer player, "For some reason you can't trade the wild DuBose had struck up a friendship with Confusing things further, while the arises about the application of a rule in a While these words may describe what ath sophomore Ashley Scharff, in O'Hare Air card," Conboy said. "And it would be hard the president of the Notre Dame Alumni NCAA says athletes are not allowed to re specific situation, rather than make ajudge letes think of NCAA rules, changes are un port. The two travelled together to South to prove if someone did." Club in the state of Washington, Grant ceive extra benefits because of their athletic mentcall, coaches tum to the athletic depart likely. The 1993-94 NCAA rulf's handbook Bend. On their arrival, the women's soccer A primary concern of the NCAA is insur Courtney, prior to his recruitment by Notre status, student-athlet~s are allowed some ment for interpretation, and at times the is close to 500 pages and 160 n ~ proposals manager was waiting to pick up Clinton. But ing that athletes do not receive benefi ts from Dame. In fact, they became so close that services not available to other students, like athletic department consults the NCAA. are being considered this ye:. Until an to the freshman's surprise, Scharff was un their athletic status. Marco Magnano, a DuBose is the godfather of Courtney's a training room and academic tutoring. For example, the football· team was plan extensive study is conducted )f the effec able to join them in the car. sophomore tennis player, was surprised to daughter. "The NCAA rules state that the athlete is ning on watching the movie Rudy before the tiveness of NCAA rules; coa hes, athletes NCAA regulations state that varsity play learn at the end of his freshman year that he For accepting the loan and gifts like, care entitled to special benefits because of ath Michigan game. But when the Notre Dame and alumn~ need to keep th :ir rulebooks ers can only be picked up at the airport by could not give private tennis lessons thai packages and Christmas presents, DuBose letic status," said Conboy. "Some schools athletic department asked the NCAA for an handy. 0' team officials one time in their collegiate summer as he had in high school. He could was found in violation of NCAA rules and careers. Scharff had already taken her single only coach tennis at a camp, club or commu- had to repay the Courtney's money and sanctioned ride the previous year. So nity center. ' donate the value of the gifts he received to Clinton rode to campus in the manager's car, "It's practically impossible not to break a charity. and Scharff had to follow'in a taxi. rule," said Magnano. "Some rules are so prohibitive that stu- BRUNO'S' "I think that's stupid," Clinton said. PIZZA Welcome to the world o,f NCAA com Q petition and the rules and reguiations that accompany it. 1/11 111,1 "It used to be that when athletes arrived here for the first time, they had to make it Bruno's North Bruno's South to campus on their own," explained Missy Conboy, Notre Dame Associate Athletic Now open for carry out and delivery. Available forprivate parties and banquets. Director. 115 N. 31 (just North of campus) Open at 10:00 a.m. on football Saturdays. Many NCAA rules are designed to pro 2610 Prairie Avenue tect the well-being of the student-athlete. 273-3890 For example, student-athletes may only 288-3320 practice 20 hours a week, forno more than four hours a day, with at least one day off. But each year the NCAA rules and regulations handbook grows in size as tedious and seemingly unexplainable "All Homemade - 100% Real Cheese" rules are created. For instance, when a Notre Dame team, with the exception,of We now deliver our pizza right to Notre Dame's and football, charges admission to games, ev Saint Mary's campuses. ery player is given four complimentary tickets. Three tickets are designated for Charlie Kranz • ' .' • r • ~ ,A ..' : I / . \ /

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between the two is becoming more and more however, has a previous contract with Fox's Tri-Star's Rudy is "quintessentially Notre Dame." by Tony Leonardo blurred. Married with Children and c~nnot air Dave's new show until 11:00. This means The Late-Night Bashing Begins A Forum that half of the show was directly competing with Dave's first show on NBC. Now that on Postmodern Infoculture Dave, Jay, Chevy and Conan. Arsenio is with his memorable play. Years later, he by the Notre Dame marching band. Those still floating around somewhere I think, but was funny. As it tumed out, Bill Murray was by Margaret S. Kenny and Multimedia Events called Tri-Star to convirice the movie com attending the premiere will receive a souve there is no doubt that television land is now the first guest on the old show as well. So n October 6, 1993, South Bend will pany that his story was worthy of a major nir ticket and commemorative program as Television, movies and music all refer to and hooked on these four players. The season there I sat flipping back and forth between Ohost the world premiere of Rudy, the motion picture. After that success, he had the well. reflect television, movies and music. For officially kicked off two weeks ago, and the old and new Dave and old and new Bill. I movie filmed last year on the Notre Dame hirger task of convincing the university to "This is like nothing we've ever done instance, The Simpsons constantly .makes excitement and tension in the air is compa ended up watching the old Dave more than campus chronicling the trials and tribula permit the movie cameras to film the cam before," said Cassidy. After the movie, the fun of other shows (Itchy and Scratchy, rable to when Johnny left his throne, and Jay the new Dave, so NBC gets2 points. Score: tions of Daniel E. "Rudy" Reuttiger, a stu pus. The last film made on the Notre Dame marching band and cheerleaders will lead a Krunchy the Klown) that have a base in real and Arsenio were left to duke it out .. CBS 1, NBC 2. dent whose ultimate dream was to play for campus w'as KnuteRockne's story in 1940. parade to the Century Center. life. television (Tom and Jerry, Bozo the In case you missed out on the details, let Tune in the following weej(s for Fox's the Notre Dame football·team. Richard W. Conklin,of University Rela The premiere is sponsored by Notre Dame Clown.) me fill you in. Dave picked up a cool 14 tally! The movie, starring Sean Astin in the title tions, gave Reuttigerand Tri-Star the and the city of South Bend, and the proceeds .Steven Spielberg knows this and capital million a yeartojump the NBC ship and set role, Ned Beatty and Charles Dutton, re . needed permission. The movie, he said, is will benefit the Center for the Homeless and , .,, ized on it in Jurassic Park. Much of the up base camp at CBS. He also moved down Sellapalooza unites Hoosiers director· David Anspaugh .. "quIntessentially Notre Dame." the scholarship fund of the Notre Dame Club film's humor is deri ved from the audience's an hour to the prime 10:30 p.m. slot, placing Lollapalooza III toured the country this and writer Angelo Pizzo. This marks only Rudy is'a "story about the last guy on the of St. Joseph Valley. knowledge of other movies, as well as the him in direct competition with Jay. summer, once again bringing together seven the second time a world premiere has been bench," said Anspaugh. The movie's pre Cassidy said there will be shuttles from actual marketing of the movie itself. I reCall Fox jumped in on the media fray and . of alternative rock' s bigg~r bands under one held in South Bend, the first being that of . view plays heavily on' the mystique sur the campus to dowritown from. 5:45 p.m . the audience mildly chuckling after one of signed up Chevy Chase to be the third player collective big top. This year's smattering, as Knute RockneAli American, starring former rounding the Notre Dame experience, that until the gala's end. The shuttle service is . the velicoraptors made a head movement in the crowded field. I'm sure you all know, was Rage Against the presidentRortald Reagan. . '. same mystique that drew Rudy Reuttiger to free. similar to that of the Terminator. There was NBC replaced Dave \\lith Conan 0 'Brien, Machine, Babes in Toyland and Tool (de The film's preview says, "Sometimes a his dream. Rudy will open nationwide on October 22, also a scene in which the characters made a a former Simpsons writer, who comes into pending on when you saw the show,) Front winner is a dreamer who just won't quit." "Notre Dame is about faith," said 1993. quip about all of the Jurassic Park merchan the playing field with no experience whatso 242, Arrested Development, Fishbone, Di Rudy Reiittiger was just that. Rejected ad Reuttiger. dise that was around. Everyone laughed be ever and at a very young age. Now that the nosaur Jr.,.Alice in Chains and headlined by mission twice to Notre Dame, he was ac . A limited number. cause the movie was making fun of itself by stage is set, we can sit back and watch the . Primus. cepted on a third try and became, through half-price tickets shamelessly promoting its toys, lunch boxes melee that is sure to ensue~ . . As usual, this year's festival was a smor great persistence, a walk-on member of the the gala premiere and backpacks. Round 1: Dave starts Late Night at CBS. gasbord of alternative fare. Piercing booths, football time. on sale through tomor U2's ~lbum and sorig Zooropa·also em Headlining the new show are Billy Joel and second stages, bungee jumping and spin After two years on the team's scout squad, row at the Lafortune ploy reflexivity. The lines from "Zooropa" Bill Murray. Near the beginning of the ning cyclotrons that you could get strapped Reuttiger became a campus legend when he Informatiori Desk, ac are American commercial slogans such as show, CBS somehow manages to snag NBC into were all made available to the youths in earned the opportunity to suit up for the last cording to Joe Cassidy, "Eat to get slimmer" and "Fly the friendly anchor Tom Brokaw to come onto the show. search of Woodstock '93. Just like game of his senior season against Georgia director of Student Ac skies." The song would not make sense He walks on ~fter a flurry of Dave jokes Woodstock (I was there after all), there was Tech.· After rousing cheers of "Rudy, tivities. This ticket en unless its intended audience knew. the about his former network and says, "I'm also plenty of stuff to buy and sell. And lots Rudy/' from the crowd during the final ables students to attend jingles.·But, of course, we do, and that is one . sorry, Dave, but those last two jokes are the of people buying. moments of the 1975 season, then Coach the premiere at 7:30 feason why U2 is selling albums: . property of NBC." He promptly walks over Lollapalooza III crossed into the ranks of Dan Devine put Reuttiger in the game,in p.m. at the Morris We are endlessly being fed information to the cue cards, removes two of them and the "mainstream" this year. The original which he was able to make a final-second Civic Auditorium, through television, books, movies and mu heads off. Score: CBS 1, NBC O. Lollapalooza wasn't as trendy and fashion sack of the Georgia Tech quarterback. which will include ap sic that we will never need as functioning Round 2: While watching the vaunted able. In fact, it seems like "alternative" mu Reuttiger's moment of glory was re-en pearances by the human beings. You shouldn't have to know opening show, I decided to flip over to NBC sic in general has garnered more fans than it acted for Tri-Star's cameras at halftime of movie's stars. The gala the Brady Bunch theme song in order to live during a commercial. To my surprise, I dis is used to, but I won't get into that now. Notre Dame's victory over Boston College also includes a post out one's life; but our generation has seem cover that Dave's smiling face is there also. LoJlapalooza III has sufficiently heralded 'last November 7, with the Notre Dame stu premiere party at the ingly placed priority on knowledge of enter NBC aired Dave's first show from 1982 in the end of alternative and finally introduced dent body and the rest of the sold-out crowd Century Center and a tainment events rather than anything else. the time slot previously vacated by Dave the style to all-encompassing capitalism. serving as extras. performance of We are becoming a society of pure entertain himself. . - Ashes to ashes, dust to dust. + Reuttiger's quest for fame did not end film's original ment and information, and the distinction The local CBS affiliate in SOJlth Bend, i

Il ~ I A· Gala Premiere ••• between the two is becoming more and more however, has a previous contract with Fox's Tri-Star's Rudy is "quintessentially Notre Dame." by Tony Leonardo blurred. Married with Children and c~nnot air Dave's new show until 11:00. This means The Late-Night Bashing Begins A Forum that half of the show was directly competing with Dave's first show on NBC. Now that on Postmodern Infoculture Dave, Jay, Chevy and Conan. Arsenio is with his memorable play. Years later, he by the Notre Dame marching band. Those still floating around somewhere I think, but was funny. As it tumed out, Bill Murray was by Margaret S. Kenny and Multimedia Events called Tri-Star to convirice the movie com attending the premiere will receive a souve there is no doubt that television land is now the first guest on the old show as well. So n October 6, 1993, South Bend will pany that his story was worthy of a major nir ticket and commemorative program as Television, movies and music all refer to and hooked on these four players. The season there I sat flipping back and forth between Ohost the world premiere of Rudy, the motion picture. After that success, he had the well. reflect television, movies and music. For officially kicked off two weeks ago, and the old and new Dave and old and new Bill. I movie filmed last year on the Notre Dame hirger task of convincing the university to "This is like nothing we've ever done instance, The Simpsons constantly .makes excitement and tension in the air is compa ended up watching the old Dave more than campus chronicling the trials and tribula permit the movie cameras to film the cam before," said Cassidy. After the movie, the fun of other shows (Itchy and Scratchy, rable to when Johnny left his throne, and Jay the new Dave, so NBC gets2 points. Score: tions of Daniel E. "Rudy" Reuttiger, a stu pus. The last film made on the Notre Dame marching band and cheerleaders will lead a Krunchy the Klown) that have a base in real and Arsenio were left to duke it out .. CBS 1, NBC 2. dent whose ultimate dream was to play for campus w'as KnuteRockne's story in 1940. parade to the Century Center. life. television (Tom and Jerry, Bozo the In case you missed out on the details, let Tune in the following weej(s for Fox's the Notre Dame football·team. Richard W. Conklin,of University Rela The premiere is sponsored by Notre Dame Clown.) me fill you in. Dave picked up a cool 14 tally! The movie, starring Sean Astin in the title tions, gave Reuttigerand Tri-Star the and the city of South Bend, and the proceeds .Steven Spielberg knows this and capital million a yeartojump the NBC ship and set role, Ned Beatty and Charles Dutton, re . needed permission. The movie, he said, is will benefit the Center for the Homeless and , .,, ized on it in Jurassic Park. Much of the up base camp at CBS. He also moved down Sellapalooza unites Hoosiers director· David Anspaugh .. "quIntessentially Notre Dame." the scholarship fund of the Notre Dame Club film's humor is deri ved from the audience's an hour to the prime 10:30 p.m. slot, placing Lollapalooza III toured the country this and writer Angelo Pizzo. This marks only Rudy is'a "story about the last guy on the of St. Joseph Valley. knowledge of other movies, as well as the him in direct competition with Jay. summer, once again bringing together seven the second time a world premiere has been bench," said Anspaugh. The movie's pre Cassidy said there will be shuttles from actual marketing of the movie itself. I reCall Fox jumped in on the media fray and . of alternative rock' s bigg~r bands under one held in South Bend, the first being that of . view plays heavily on' the mystique sur the campus to dowritown from. 5:45 p.m . the audience mildly chuckling after one of signed up Chevy Chase to be the third player collective big top. This year's smattering, as Knute RockneAli American, starring former rounding the Notre Dame experience, that until the gala's end. The shuttle service is . the velicoraptors made a head movement in the crowded field. I'm sure you all know, was Rage Against the presidentRortald Reagan. . '. same mystique that drew Rudy Reuttiger to free. similar to that of the Terminator. There was NBC replaced Dave \\lith Conan 0 'Brien, Machine, Babes in Toyland and Tool (de The film's preview says, "Sometimes a his dream. Rudy will open nationwide on October 22, also a scene in which the characters made a a former Simpsons writer, who comes into pending on when you saw the show,) Front winner is a dreamer who just won't quit." "Notre Dame is about faith," said 1993. quip about all of the Jurassic Park merchan the playing field with no experience whatso 242, Arrested Development, Fishbone, Di Rudy Reiittiger was just that. Rejected ad Reuttiger. dise that was around. Everyone laughed be ever and at a very young age. Now that the nosaur Jr.,.Alice in Chains and headlined by mission twice to Notre Dame, he was ac . A limited number. cause the movie was making fun of itself by stage is set, we can sit back and watch the . Primus. cepted on a third try and became, through half-price tickets shamelessly promoting its toys, lunch boxes melee that is sure to ensue~ . . As usual, this year's festival was a smor great persistence, a walk-on member of the the gala premiere and backpacks. Round 1: Dave starts Late Night at CBS. gasbord of alternative fare. Piercing booths, football time. on sale through tomor U2's ~lbum and sorig Zooropa·also em Headlining the new show are Billy Joel and second stages, bungee jumping and spin After two years on the team's scout squad, row at the Lafortune ploy reflexivity. The lines from "Zooropa" Bill Murray. Near the beginning of the ning cyclotrons that you could get strapped Reuttiger became a campus legend when he Informatiori Desk, ac are American commercial slogans such as show, CBS somehow manages to snag NBC into were all made available to the youths in earned the opportunity to suit up for the last cording to Joe Cassidy, "Eat to get slimmer" and "Fly the friendly anchor Tom Brokaw to come onto the show. search of Woodstock '93. Just like game of his senior season against Georgia director of Student Ac skies." The song would not make sense He walks on ~fter a flurry of Dave jokes Woodstock (I was there after all), there was Tech.· After rousing cheers of "Rudy, tivities. This ticket en unless its intended audience knew. the about his former network and says, "I'm also plenty of stuff to buy and sell. And lots Rudy/' from the crowd during the final ables students to attend jingles.·But, of course, we do, and that is one . sorry, Dave, but those last two jokes are the of people buying. moments of the 1975 season, then Coach the premiere at 7:30 feason why U2 is selling albums: . property of NBC." He promptly walks over Lollapalooza III crossed into the ranks of Dan Devine put Reuttiger in the game,in p.m. at the Morris We are endlessly being fed information to the cue cards, removes two of them and the "mainstream" this year. The original which he was able to make a final-second Civic Auditorium, through television, books, movies and mu heads off. Score: CBS 1, NBC O. Lollapalooza wasn't as trendy and fashion sack of the Georgia Tech quarterback. which will include ap sic that we will never need as functioning Round 2: While watching the vaunted able. In fact, it seems like "alternative" mu Reuttiger's moment of glory was re-en pearances by the human beings. You shouldn't have to know opening show, I decided to flip over to NBC sic in general has garnered more fans than it acted for Tri-Star's cameras at halftime of movie's stars. The gala the Brady Bunch theme song in order to live during a commercial. To my surprise, I dis is used to, but I won't get into that now. Notre Dame's victory over Boston College also includes a post out one's life; but our generation has seem cover that Dave's smiling face is there also. LoJlapalooza III has sufficiently heralded 'last November 7, with the Notre Dame stu premiere party at the ingly placed priority on knowledge of enter NBC aired Dave's first show from 1982 in the end of alternative and finally introduced dent body and the rest of the sold-out crowd Century Center and a tainment events rather than anything else. the time slot previously vacated by Dave the style to all-encompassing capitalism. serving as extras. performance of We are becoming a society of pure entertain himself. . - Ashes to ashes, dust to dust. + Reuttiger's quest for fame did not end film's original ment and information, and the distinction The local CBS affiliate in SOJlth Bend, c

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by Anne Heaton red and white phone booth through the floor, (World of Music, Arts and Dance) organiza out of which Gabriel burst pulling a reluctant tion which presented shows just last week Peter Gabriel's "Secret" World Tour this cord and begging for someone to talk to him. end in ChicagC? and Indianapolis. WOMAD summer delved into his new album's psy "In Your Eyes" was introduced with a likes to highlight Peter Gabriel, who is an chological search for truth, exemplifying huge half-globe that was lit with laser active and influential member, but Gabriel Gabriel's passion for creativity. Precisely beamed continents. The band's farewell in himself does not run it. because Gabriel's lyrical reflections are so volved a disappearence into a bottomless The organization wants to "inform and personal, he eludes a stereotype of his char suitcase, which Gabriel then closed and excite and to make a wide audience aware of acter and a "genrefying" of his music, allow dragged from one end of the T-shaped stage the worth and potential of a multicultural MULTICULTURAL FALL FESTIVAL ing him to focus on the complexity of self to the other. The series of theatrics, coordi society by pr9moting the music, arts and discovery. On tour, Gabriel's theatrical tac nated with the help of Canadian theater and dance of many different cultures, both tradi tics - including props, massive video im tional and contemporary." Gabriel's own .1 continuous emphasis of foreign musicians i ages and role playing - served to explore I his intellectual music, never to typify it. in his tour included the slow long WE BRING YOU THE WORLD FOR FREE Gabriel also avoided the egotistical pitfalls resonations of Shankar' s electric violin solo, of performance and displayed his dedication as well as the highlighted rapid drum jams of to musical and cultural synthesis by high Manu Katche. SEPTEMBER 26 - OCTOBER 2 lighting foreign performers. Both Peter Gabriel and WOMAD have ,Gabriel examined the origins of love with shown a selflessness and willingness to a romantic rendition of "Blood ofEden'~ and share the spotlight, as artists from all over A MARATHON OF ACTIVITIES ALL IN ONE WEEK!!! "Shaking the Tree," in a Garden-of-Eden the globe gather to, express a devotion to the 'like setting while at the same time exploiting integration of higher artistic and musical forms. Both Peter Gabriel and WOMAD traditional, male/female' stereotypes by CULTURE switching vocal duties with Joy Askew.She have also shown that this venture can lEe CAMPUS , sang his bass part while he sang her soprano successful and thoroughly entertaining. BANDS ,ON THE QUAD 'lines. Sunday, Sept. 26 "WHERE THE WEST Monday-Friday, Sept. 27 -Oct. 1 Gabriel's personal belief that there is both WAS ONE!" 12:00-1:00 p.m. "something in me dark and sticky" (from '12:00-2:00 p.m. "Digging in the Dirt"), yet at the same time opera director, Ro~rt Lepage, meshed per- Up & Coming Fieldhouse Mall A Night of Western Dancing Fieldhouse Mall something lovable from "Love to be Loved" fectly with Gabriel's exaggerated play-act- Tuesday, Sept. 28 , was dramatically represented by the use of a ing. " Interesting new films to check out: True 8:00-11:00 p.m. FIRESID"e- CHATS mini-camera attached to Gabriel's head. It The drama climaxed when' Gabriel Romance, written by Quentin Tarantino of "MULTICULTURAL LaFortune Ballroom grossly distorted parts of his face as he feigned frustration in "Steam" and depen Re~ervoir Dogs fame and starring Christian Monday-Friday, Sept. 27 -Oct.1 REFLECTIONS" moved it around his head; a bulging eye, dence in "Washing of the Water." His great Slater and Patricia Arquette; Kalifornia 12:15-1:00 p.m. swollen sweaty cheek and cave-like nostrils looks, phenomenal vocal range and dra starring Brad Pitt and Juliette Lewis and A Celebration of Diversity Notre Dame Room -':"all shown on a huge screen. matic stage presence did not distract atten- Boxing Helena, David Lynch's daughter's Sunday, Sept. 26 "TALES OF THREE 202 LaFortune Student Center While these images were being displayed, tion from his musical messages but instead directing debut that successfully sued Kim 2:00-3:00 p.m. Gabriel was also removing several tarps contributed unceasingly to them. Specifi Basinger for $6 million dollars. Lots of good, COUNTRIES" FREE LUNCH INCLUDED from an enormous white face to reveal a cally, Gabriel did notoverperform with ex new stuff in the record stores on Tuesday: LaFortune Ballroom sculpture of perfect proportion and serene cessive body movement or moments of self Abba, Blur, Buffalo Tom, Nick Cave and A Night of Storytelling beauty. Gabriel's questions _ What is ugly indul.gent .sol.os or sp~ches. Through his the, Bad Seeds live, Connells, the Cure, from Mexico, India and Italy in us? What is beautiful? What do we find dancmg, smgmg and actmg, he bowed down Curve, En Vogue, Martin Lawrence live, ENTERTAINMENT Thursday, Sept. 30 "TASTE OF NATIONS" when we dig? - provoked s'ome ' ~othecreation~fhisartandavoidedpromot- Stevie Nicks, Nirvana's In Utero a Police ON THE QUAD 7:00-9:00 p.m. Saturday, Oct. 2 disconcertion yet primarily instilled the au- mg a ~rsonallmage. _ box set?, Ronnie Wood's Live ~d a Yes Snite Museum 8:00-Midnight dience with a profound curiosity. - Gabnel's purity of musical, spirit mani- compilation. + Monday-Friday, Sept. 27-0ct. 1 "Come Talk to Me" brought a smoking fested the principal behind the WOMAD 5:00-6:00 p.m. Reception Location to be announced Fieldhouse Mall $1 ;00 admission c ret is by Anne Heaton red and white phone booth through the floor, (World of Music, Arts and Dance) organiza out of which Gabriel burst pulling a reluctant tion which presented shows just last week Peter Gabriel's "Secret" World Tour this cord and begging for someone to talk to him. end in ChicagC? and Indianapolis. WOMAD summer delved into his new album's psy "In Your Eyes" was introduced with a likes to highlight Peter Gabriel, who is an chological search for truth, exemplifying huge half-globe that was lit with laser active and influential member, but Gabriel Gabriel's passion for creativity. Precisely beamed continents. The band's farewell in himself does not run it. because Gabriel's lyrical reflections are so volved a disappearence into a bottomless The organization wants to "inform and personal, he eludes a stereotype of his char suitcase, which Gabriel then closed and excite and to make a wide audience aware of acter and a "genrefying" of his music, allow dragged from one end of the T-shaped stage the worth and potential of a multicultural MULTICULTURAL FALL FESTIVAL ing him to focus on the complexity of self to the other. The series of theatrics, coordi society by pr9moting the music, arts and discovery. On tour, Gabriel's theatrical tac nated with the help of Canadian theater and dance of many different cultures, both tradi tics - including props, massive video im tional and contemporary." Gabriel's own .1 continuous emphasis of foreign musicians i ages and role playing - served to explore I his intellectual music, never to typify it. in his tour included the slow long WE BRING YOU THE WORLD FOR FREE Gabriel also avoided the egotistical pitfalls resonations of Shankar' s electric violin solo, of performance and displayed his dedication as well as the highlighted rapid drum jams of to musical and cultural synthesis by high Manu Katche. SEPTEMBER 26 - OCTOBER 2 lighting foreign performers. Both Peter Gabriel and WOMAD have ,Gabriel examined the origins of love with shown a selflessness and willingness to a romantic rendition of "Blood ofEden'~ and share the spotlight, as artists from all over A MARATHON OF ACTIVITIES ALL IN ONE WEEK!!! "Shaking the Tree," in a Garden-of-Eden the globe gather to, express a devotion to the 'like setting while at the same time exploiting integration of higher artistic and musical forms. Both Peter Gabriel and WOMAD traditional, male/female' stereotypes by CULTURE switching vocal duties with Joy Askew.She have also shown that this venture can lEe CAMPUS , sang his bass part while he sang her soprano successful and thoroughly entertaining. BANDS ,ON THE QUAD 'lines. Sunday, Sept. 26 "WHERE THE WEST Monday-Friday, Sept. 27 -Oct. 1 Gabriel's personal belief that there is both WAS ONE!" 12:00-1:00 p.m. "something in me dark and sticky" (from '12:00-2:00 p.m. "Digging in the Dirt"), yet at the same time opera director, Ro~rt Lepage, meshed per- Up & Coming Fieldhouse Mall A Night of Western Dancing Fieldhouse Mall something lovable from "Love to be Loved" fectly with Gabriel's exaggerated play-act- Tuesday, Sept. 28 , was dramatically represented by the use of a ing. " Interesting new films to check out: True 8:00-11:00 p.m. FIRESID"e- CHATS mini-camera attached to Gabriel's head. It The drama climaxed when' Gabriel Romance, written by Quentin Tarantino of "MULTICULTURAL LaFortune Ballroom grossly distorted parts of his face as he feigned frustration in "Steam" and depen Re~ervoir Dogs fame and starring Christian Monday-Friday, Sept. 27 -Oct.1 REFLECTIONS" moved it around his head; a bulging eye, dence in "Washing of the Water." His great Slater and Patricia Arquette; Kalifornia 12:15-1:00 p.m. swollen sweaty cheek and cave-like nostrils looks, phenomenal vocal range and dra starring Brad Pitt and Juliette Lewis and A Celebration of Diversity Notre Dame Room -':"all shown on a huge screen. matic stage presence did not distract atten- Boxing Helena, David Lynch's daughter's Sunday, Sept. 26 "TALES OF THREE 202 LaFortune Student Center While these images were being displayed, tion from his musical messages but instead directing debut that successfully sued Kim 2:00-3:00 p.m. Gabriel was also removing several tarps contributed unceasingly to them. Specifi Basinger for $6 million dollars. Lots of good, COUNTRIES" FREE LUNCH INCLUDED from an enormous white face to reveal a cally, Gabriel did notoverperform with ex new stuff in the record stores on Tuesday: LaFortune Ballroom sculpture of perfect proportion and serene cessive body movement or moments of self Abba, Blur, Buffalo Tom, Nick Cave and A Night of Storytelling beauty. Gabriel's questions _ What is ugly indul.gent .sol.os or sp~ches. Through his the, Bad Seeds live, Connells, the Cure, from Mexico, India and Italy in us? What is beautiful? What do we find dancmg, smgmg and actmg, he bowed down Curve, En Vogue, Martin Lawrence live, ENTERTAINMENT Thursday, Sept. 30 "TASTE OF NATIONS" when we dig? - provoked s'ome ' ~othecreation~fhisartandavoidedpromot- Stevie Nicks, Nirvana's In Utero a Police ON THE QUAD 7:00-9:00 p.m. Saturday, Oct. 2 disconcertion yet primarily instilled the au- mg a ~rsonallmage. _ box set?, Ronnie Wood's Live ~d a Yes Snite Museum 8:00-Midnight dience with a profound curiosity. - Gabnel's purity of musical, spirit mani- compilation. + Monday-Friday, Sept. 27-0ct. 1 "Come Talk to Me" brought a smoking fested the principal behind the WOMAD 5:00-6:00 p.m. Reception Location to be announced Fieldhouse Mall $1 ;00 admission QS --I

looking back we can't believe we did it-but have been gladly relinquished for a night of for one night we decided to "become" fresh restful sleep! As the evening progressed, News of the Bizarre from the Infiltrating men and relive Freshman Orientation. A Ginny attempted to learn the names of those vast array of options presented themselves, "two tall boys' dorms" next to her PW home. and after pondering a bit, we finally decided Most could inform us that these halls were the' to attend the classic freshman meat-market: called Flanner and Grace, but the number of Nation's Universities the Graffiti Dance. floors was debatable. Ironic as it may seem Before we go any further, we should now, when asked about some big initiation Graffiti explain to you that we are a senior math thing called "Oden," Zahm Hall freshmen major who enjoys bar life on a regular basis had no knowledge of their pending doom. and a junior psychology major who is al All of this was indeed quality Graffiti I Dance ways up for a good laugh; if you saw us Dance conversation, but soon we thought it , walking around campus you would observe time to cut to the chase. The local bar scene two everyday Notre Dame gals. But that had to be discussed. Numerous freshmen By Two Upperclassmen night we transformed ourselves into a guys informed us that we would never see Luxury Living at Miami Students Pose Credit Risk reshman orientatiO,n weekend is, for couple of the most "unique" freshmen ever the inside of The Linebacker, Coach's or Fmost University of Notre Dame stu to set foot on Fieldhouse Mall. "Ginny Senior Bar. As Ginny began discussing the " '" For University of Miami students, dormitory living has become As if the dismal job prospects facing most college graduates are dents, a memorable experience and will be Tucker" hailed from Jackson Hole, Wyo bars with another unsuspecting freshman a thing ofthe past. Dormitories have been replaced by residential not enough, more bad news lies on the horizon. Last month the cherished and fondly spoken of for years to ming, and looked as if she might have been she brought up the obvious complication of colleges. 'UM'snew system, similar to those at Rice and Yale government identified more than 900 colleges and trade schools come. After all, aside from Junior Parents' more in her element at a good state school. a lack of transportation. But she was assured Universities, attempts to substitute home-like community living for whose participation in the federal student loan program may be Weekend or graduation; when do students Possessing a fair-sized wind-tunnel be by "Joe Domer" that he "had some connec the traditional dorm lifestyle. The new residential "Colleges offer , revoked due to their students too frequently defaulting. Alaska, in have the opportunity to enjoy free-run of the tween the ears and sky-high blond hair tions" since he was trying out for band. students accessto lectures in their communities, theater excursions which more than 40 percent of student loans on which payments campus, admire millions of ornamental cab (thanks to an 8-ounce can of Aqua Net), she Ginny was so entertained by this little tidbit and trips to professional sporting events as well as being furnished came due in 1991 were in default, has the worst repayment rate. bages so beautifully planted by our hard was the perfect budding socialite. "Summer that she gave the naive boy a great .tip: 'with classrooms, conference rooms, study lounges, full-service Vermont, with a 5,1 percent default rate, had the best record in the working grounds-keepers and partake of the Day" preferred the more "natural" approach "Coach's is the place to go if you get turned computer labs and a guest suite for visiting speakers'. Students also country. Thenational average default rate is 17.5 percent. In 1991 lovely dining hall fare (soon to be replaced and just couldn't bear to leave those tattered down at Bridget's or if your fake has been form more intimate relationships with faculty as each college has alone, taxpayers lost an estimated $3.6 billion on bad student loans. with the usual Meatless Baked Ziti and Cali Birkenstocks back in Napa, California. through the laundry a few times." II three faculty families (children, pets and all) who live in the facility. Those damn kids! ' fornia Eldorado Casserole upori our parents' Ginny was the savvy but sweet scam mer of Despite the meaningful relationships we 1,1 were forming and the excellent conversa I' Students living in the new colleges can look forward to occasional departure)? the pair whose highest priority was getting 1 I home-cooked meals and community snack breaks. All of the For those of us whowant to move back the scoop on the local "underage" bars. tion, we did find the time to sign a few shirts. , i'l colleges ,house from AOO'to 750 students and are equipped with a .into our dorms before the huge rush of up Summer tended to feel a little overwhelmed Ginny invited all the newest additions to our residential lltaff comprised of residential assistants, a residence perclassmen returning Sunday afternoon, by all the "preppies" and would have rather Notre Dame clan to "call her when they coordinator and a master,. all of whom serve as support persons for the Freshman Orientation staff is always an jammed to her Peter, Paul and Mary albums. partied, and she'd dance on their window sill." i the students. The general theme underl )ring the colleges isto provide inviting option. Besides offering the luxury As we began to mingle through· the students with an enhanced living environment. Who says Miami Everyone is Under Fire of moving intothe dorms beforethe Sunday masses, we were once again introduced to Summer signed "Here's to free love!" , can't make headlines without involving allegations and impropri 'crowds and the free staffT -shirts, the Orien- .. the Notre Dame freshman male at his finest. She received phone calls that very evening With all of the uproar surrounding the release of the new book ~I eties? tation staff provides the added fun of helping Most of them believed they were paving the from Flanner men who wanted to have her Under the Tarnished Dome, it is easy to forget that things could, road to their first Notre Dame "hook-up." If over for the night. When asked how they L indeed, be worse. Just ask the Washington Huskies. Head coach new members of our Notre Dame family ~r move in and become accustomed to their they only had known! Almost everyone we intended to sneak her up to their floor after Don James resigned last month just hours after his team; which has talked to couldn't wait for their parents to parietals, they explained that "they have 'appeared in three consecutive Rose Bowls, was placedon probation new surroundings. We really did enjoy carrying first-year leave so they could "get down to business!" their ways." We are sure that Father Bill by the Pacific-l0 Conference for violating NCAA rules. The I students' 50-pound suitcases up to their We moved on to other topics of interest. would love to be enlightened as to just what Huskies are banned from postseason play for two years and are I, fourth-floor rooms and explaining to count Some of the first impressions of dorm life these "ways" entail! t forced to give up scholarships and $1.4.million in television revenue. :If you, happen to be a believer in bad omens or have a paranoia were quite entertaining, to say the least. All in all, the two hours we spent milling Washington,ranked 12 in AP pre-season polls, will still have the less mothers that the $50 hall tax would be about reputed satanic symbols, you might not want to attend the Many of Sorin College's new residents felt around in the midst of ournew Domers were opportunity to go to Pasadena this year but will be ineligible for the put to good use: dorm cattilion classes, pre University of Sari Francisco. The phone prefix at this university is honored to walk the same hallowed halls as fun-filled and brought back great memories conference title following the 1993 and 1994 seasons. Washington game socials and healthy snacks (SYRs, 666. Not, of course, thatthis reflects in any way upon the school. We President "Monk" Malloy. ,However, when of the trials and tribulations of being an is not alone. Earlier, Auburn received a one-year television ban and tail-gaters and Papa John's parties). Our big all know that the assignment of phone prefixes is completely commenting on the building itself, the typi Notre Dame freshman. The class of 1997 is a two-year probation by the NCAA. So buck up, Irish, things are not problem was deciding how to spend the little random, right? cal response was, "It's just old-lots of tradi a vibrant addition to this place and will all bad. free time we found between cleaning-up ,,' after the 300-person spaghetti dinner and tion but no air conditioning." It became undoubtably keep the "Fighting Irish" spirit suitable bar-hopping hours. obvious that as the mercury climbed higher alive just as so many, others have before them. 0 Edited by Jenny TaJe We know it sounds immature-and and higher, 150 years of tradition would

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