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Bill of Rights: Sent out for approval withoutregardtorace, ethnicity, gen­ By Amy Kraase der, religion, sexual orientation, po­ A draft version of the proposed litical views, age, disability and fam­ Student Bill of Rights will be sent to ily status campuses throughout the University -Respectfor individual differences of Wisconsin System this week for -Mutual respect and preservation comment and approval. of individual dignity and privacy TheproposedStudentBill of Rights In additionto thesebasic rights, the is a "compilation of what [rights] the bill includes more specific rights. students have, should have, and what One of the measures proposed in the universities should be working the bill would give students the right toward," said Jason Bretzmann, Uni­ to participate in the development of versity ofWisconsin-MilwaukeeStu- teacher evaluations and would give dent AssociationExternal Affairs Di­ students access to the aggregate re­ rector. sults of the evalutions, according to "It's not a radical document. It the document. doesn't change the whole system, but "Some teachers will question that there is room for improvement," on the grounds of privacy, but it's not Bretzmann said. really a privacy issue," Bretzmann The bill would ensure students the said. right to: He explainedthatbecause students -Post photo Spectators filed through the I -Free inquiry and expression are paying for the education they re^ o get a clos< mborghinl Countach and rru -Listen and to learn nobiles. The Please see Bill page 3 of the Milwaukee Aut -Nondiscriminatory treatment, i f Celebrating the history of King and Malcolm By Paul Krueger King preached non-violence as and Garveyism. As with any black police and firemen came and stood had, but the birth occuredtwo weeks a means of acquiring equal rights man who went against popular cul­ around watching, as the house later. Editor's note: This is the first of for blacks. Malcolm was known as ture, Little sawhis family constantly burned to the ground." King was bom into the black a two part series honoring two Afri­ a militant, black nationalist. Thus being attacked by the KuKluxKlan. In Malcolm's early youth, there middle c\a33. Lov« -flowed, -freely can Americans who made a differ­ they were portrayed in different The Littles moved to Milwaukee were many family fights which led among the King family and among ence for many who followed them. lights by the media. for a short period, but Malcolm to personal insecurity. Earl Little the elder King's congregation. Ev­ Quotations were drawn from the It might seem as though being eventually grew up in Lansing, beat his wife, the family was con­ erybody preached against things book, "To Kill A Black Man," by black ministers, leaders, and being Mich. stantly harassed and Mrs. Little such as adultery and stealing, but Louis E. Lomax. The final part of asassinated were the only things In his autobiography, Malcolm whipped Malcolm. In 1931, Earl the true sin was ignorance. This this series will appear in Thursday's these men had in common. But, if described his earliest vivid memory Little was found dead. stable environment was the back­ issue. their lives had not been cut short, this way: The crime was never solved, but drop for King's upbringing. their drastically different ideas may "My father shouted and shot at the major consensus among the Malcolm was schooled in inte­ At firstthought , any kind of com- have eventually fused together as the two white men who had started black community was thatthe Klan grated institutions. When he was parisonbetweenMartinLutherKing one. the fire and wererunning away. Our had beatLittle unconscious and then 13, Malcolm was sent to reform Jr. and Malcolm X [bom Malcolm Malcolm was bom on May 19, home was burning down around us. placed him on a streetcar track where school after putting a tack on the Little] might seem useless. On the 1925 in Omaha, Neb. His father, I remember we were outside in the his body was all but cut in half. teacher's chair [which he eventu­ surface, they seem to be complete Earl Little, was a reverend who night in our underwear, crying and By 1937, the Little children were ally sat on]. Malcolm endeared him­ opposites. preached a mixture of Christianity yelling our heads off. The white scattered across Lansing after be­ self to the white "keepers" of the ing placed in "Christian homes" to reform school and they arranged for give them a proper upbringing. him to attend the local junior high Malcolm believed that "if ever a school, a privilege that no other state social agency destroyed af am­ reform school student had enjoyed. Racial discrimination suit ity, jt was ours." Malcolm turned into a kind of duct any longer," Patterson said. King grew up in an atmosphere campus pet even though he was By Carolyn Czosnyka manager and employees of the IHOP claimed that the restaurant In the past, IHOP has stayed that was almost totally the opposite. often referred to as a "nigger" or Fifteen black students and was closed, therestaurant appeared open 24 hours. But now the res­ King was born on Jan. 8, 1929, in "coon." He was a member of the Atlanta. The family had hoped he young adults have accused the In­ to be open. taurant closes its doors at mid­ Please see Malcolm page 3 ternational House of Pancakes White customers were allowed night. Art Matters, regional man­ would be bom the same day Christ Restaurant at 3101 N. Oakland to enter the restaurant and were ager of IHOP restaurants, said that Ave., of refusing to admit and seen seated inside. However, at "we are anon-discriminating com­ serve them because of their race, each of the various times during pany. [The manager at the time] according to a class action suit the two hour period in which the was a temporary manager. He filed Feb. 7. group tried to enter, they found the was there only a couple of weeks. POST INSIDE The suit, filed in Milwaukee doors to be locked. He has since been relocated" [to County Circuit Court by the law The group alleges they saw em­ Chicago, where he was originally firm of Hall, First & Patterson, ployees locking the doors as the from]. NEWS alleges that 15 black college, high group approached. When asked what he thought of Plain clothes officers assist in two school students and young adults "We were shocked to find the lawsuit, Matters said that since arrests on campus. [Page 3] were denied entry to the restau­ people being subjected to this kind he had not yet seen a copy of the rant and that MOP has engaged in of blatant racial discrimination in lawsuit [although the company's a continuous pattern of excluding Milwaukee in the 1990's," Patrick lawyers have] and it would be ENTERTAIN MENT "inappropriate for me to comment blacks because of their race. Patterson, a lawyer for the firm Wayne's World' is here! [Page 4] The plaintiffs allege that on representing the plaintiffs said. at this time." Dec. 28, when they tried to enter Patterson is urging others who be­ The complaint alleges that Mil­ the CHOP between 12 and 2 a.m., lieve they might have been dis­ waukee police officers were called employees of IHOP locked the criminated against by the restau­ to the IHOP at about 2 a.m. They SpORTS doors and said the restaurant was rant to contact a lawyer. left after determining that no crimi­ UWM's Men's Swim Team is having closed. According to the suit, the "Our clients hope this lawsuit nal activity had taken place. The its best season ever. [Page 8] group had just come from a holi­ sends the message that the Afri­ restaurant manager told the police day party and were well-dressed can American community in Mil­ and well-behaved. Although the waukee will not tolerate this con­ Please see IHOP page 3 Page 2 The UWM Post Monday, February 17, 1992 Week in Brief Five University of Wisconsin-Milwaukee instructors Gregory Hines to Minority Career awarded Milwaukee County Artists Fellowships speak Feb. 26 Day this week Five artists associated with the "Winterships" was filmed in the Mil­ will be featured March 3. Caulker- Multi-media superstar, Gregory i University ofWisconsin-Milwaukee, waukee Harbor over several years. Bronson will present a documentary Hines, will speak at Marquette Uni­ More than 150 employers from were awarded the 1991 Milwaukee Sheila Roberts, professor of En­ video and discuss the work of the Ko- versity on February 26, at 7:30 p.m. business, industry, government County Artists Fellowships. All five glish and Comparative Literature, re­ Thi Dance Company at 7:30 pjn. at in the Varsity Theatre, 1320 W. and social services at this year's have works currently being show­ cently read from her work, "Running UWM's Vogel Hall. Wisconsin Avenue. Minority Career Day 1992. cased on campus. Naked and Other Stories." Another 1991 recipient, Mama The presentation, including a Students are invited to explore Rob Yeo, technical director and Recipient Feme Yangyeitie Goldstein Brauner, associate profes­ dance demonstration, will culmi­ their career options in the Univer­ instructor for UWM's Department of Caulker-Bronson, associate profes­ sor of art, is displaying her fiber art at nate a series of events celebrating sity of Wisconsin-Milwaukee Film, will screen his film sor of theater and dance at UWM and the UWM Art Museum, 3253 N. Black History Month. Union Wisconsin Room on "Winterships" Feb. 18, at 8 pxn. in choreographer and artistic/executive Downer Ave. through March 8. The program is free and open to Wednesday, Feb. 19, 1992 from Mitchell Hall, room B91. director of Ko-Thi Dance Company, the public, however seating will be 10 a.m. to 1 p.m. limited for this event. Minority Career Day 1992 is 'And Justice For All:' sponsored by the UWM Career 14th Annual Grand Viennese Ball Development Center, numerous minority student organizations and Law School Dean Daniel Bernsteine set for February 29th at Marc Plaza Union Sociocultural Program­ to speak at UWM Union The 14th annual Grand Viennese dinner at 8 pjn. and dancing at 9 ming. Ball is set for Feb. 29 in the Crystal p.m. Daniel O. Bernsteine, Dean of tem, preparation for and success Ballroom of the Marc Plaza Hotel. Invitations and ticket informa­ the University of Wisconsin- in law school and multiple oppor­ The variety of musical entertain­ tion can be obtained by calling 229- Peace Corps in Madison Law School, will dis­ tunities in the legal profession. ment sets the Viennese Ball apart, 4762. Patron categories range from cuss "And Justice for All", on Bernsteine's speech will be the with proceeds benefitting the Uni­ $135-$300 per person, with corpo­ search of people Thursday, Feb. 27, at 8 p.m. in the second event inthe UWM Union's versity of Wisconsin-Milwaukee rate or patron tables set at $1,400 Wisconsin Room of the UW-Mil- Distinguished Lecture Series. Foundation Music Scholarship for eight persons or $1,750 for 10. The Returned Peace Corps Vol­ waukee Union. The Ticket price will be $4 for Fund. unteer Association of Milwaukee Bernsteine will focus on fail­ students and campus community Patrons have the choice of dress­ is looking for you, that is if you ures in the legal system and law and $6 for the general public. Ad­ ing in period costume or black tie. SPJ announces served with the U.S. Peace Corps enforcement, the need for more vance tickets are available at the The evening also features cocktails overseas. people of color in the justice sys­ UWM Bookstore. and a silent auction at 6:30 p.m., rape forum The RPCVs of Milwaukee sup­ The University of Wisconsin— port Peace Corps Volunteers in 1 Milwaukee's student chapter of the projects overseas and in the com­ Winterfest's 'Big Cool attracts over 400,000 during the Society of Professional Journalists munity through fund raising announces an upcoming fourm "In projects and networking. 11 day celebration at Cathedral Square Park the Case of Rape," which addresses The organization also assist re­ the issues involved in the media's cently returned volunteers in their Officials from Winterfest and "America's #1 Cold Remedy." At­ family activities drew 132,179 pa­ reporting of rape victims' names. adjustment to life stateside and "The Big Cool" announced this tractions included an Olympic-sized trons to the Bradley Center during The forum takes place at Greene help potential volunteers in the week that over 430,000 patrons at­ ice skating rink and a 20-foot-tall the 11-day run. Hall on Wednesday, Feb. 25, at recruitment process. tended events scheduled at Cathe­ mechanical snow-breathing dragon In addition to staging Winterfest, 3:30 p.m. dral Square Park, Jan. 3 through Monthly meetings are held on named B. Lizzard. Milwaukee World Festival Inc. is Guest speakers include WITI- Feb. 9 and the 11-day "Big Cool" the second Wednesday of the A new addition to Winterfest also the governing body of all the TV6's Jill Geisler, Mass Commu­ celebration at the Bradley Center, month at the Alonzo P. Cudworth this year, "The Big Cool" at the festivals, concerts, special events nication professor Dave Berkman, Jan. 23 through Feb. 2. American Legion Post, 1756 N. Bradley Center, proved to be a re­ and activities held on the Lauria Lynch-German and a repre­ Nearly 300,000 festival goers Prospect Ave. at 7 p.m. sounding success according to offi­ Summerfest grounds, including sentative of Milwaukee County visited Cathedral Square Park dur­ For more information call Mike cials. The combination of sporting Summerfest which will celebrate District Attorney's Sexual Assault ing the six-weekend run of Farmer at 288-6360. events, national entertainers and its 25th anniversary this year. Counseling Center.

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A "This guy just jumped on my The University of Wisconsin- woman whose wallet was stolen back, grabbed my arms and Milwaukee has its own police de­ was featured on the show because said,xdrop it,' " said Paul Alford partment that handles a variety of the suspect tried to use her TYME about his arrest by a plain-clothes situations on campus. Thursday, card on Jan. 22 and was caught by officer. "I thought he was just an there were two incidents that hap­ the bank's security camera. His extremist." pened across campus from each picture was shown on the show. "I couldn't see his face; I didn't other, but both involved arrests Assistant Dean of Business Af­ know what he looked like until he made by plain-clothes officers. fairs Bruce Maas is the building let go of my arm, that was twisted A male was approached by a chairperson of Enderis Hall. Maas behind my back, and turned me plain-clothes officer in a stairwell sent out a memo the day following around," Alford said. atEnderisHall after police received the Channel 12 broadcast inform­ The man who jumped on Alford's calls about a suspicious male check­ ing everyone in the building of the back identified himself as police. ing office doors to see if they were video tape he made of the show, "The people in the crowd didn't locked. He informed the officer he asking them to come and view the know what to make of the situation, was a student at Riverside Univer­ tape to see if they could identify the it all happened so fast," Alford said. sity High School and was working man. "The potential [for a plain clothes in Enderis Hall as part of the Com­ "We even had our custodial staff arrest] is always there," said Court munity Assessment Training Pro­ come in to view the tape," said liason officer, Burt Williams. "We gram, said Officer Paul Sorrell. Maas. don't know who's out there." The student was to remain on the According to the tape, Dante Williams' advice to bystanders sixthfloor,inacertainroom, under LaPorte of the University Police is to stay back and let the police do supervision, said Sorrell. He had said there had been "at least a dozen their job. arrived late to work that day and the thefts in the last several weeks." La "If they want to make a state­ supervisor, before leaving for a Porte couldn't be reached for com­ ment on what they saw, we 're more while, told the student to remain ment to see if the thefts had actually than happy to take it," Williams there. When the supervisor returned, been reported. said. the student was gone, according to As this went to press, the police "People were going up to ' of Sorrell. had not contacted anyone atEnderis the uniformed officers in ,. con­ The high school student then ad­ Hall to see if the man they arrested course to say they witnessed the mitted to two uniformed officers matched the description of the man arrest and the officer was yelling, that he was looking to steal some­ that was identified by Channel 12's 'Get the hell out of here,'" said thing and that he had stolen from report. Alford. someone in the building sometime That same afternoon, a man was He was searched in a room off late in January. arrested in the Union for possession themainconcourse, handcuffed and —Post photo by Jim Slosiarek Sorrell said the juvenile couldn't of a controlled substance after he taken out through the parking ga­ The International House of Pancakes is currently the cen­ be arrested for theft because there and some friends smoked marijuana rage where six uniformed officers ter of a lawsuit filed by 15 students who said they were re­ were no reported thefts during that in the concourse. converged. There was one marked fused service because they were African American. time [end of January], and he didn't Paul Alford and agroup of friends and one unmarked police car out­ actually commit a crime on Thurs­ were smoking in protest of mari­ side the garage. day. He was charged with unautho­ juana being illegal. There was a When questioned about why he rized presence and released. larger group around them in sup­ was escorted out through the ga­ But there has been a rash of port. As the joint was handed back rage, Lt. Boinski said, "We wouldn't IHOP refuses service thefts in the building, and the prob­ to Alford, he was jumped from be­ want to embarrass the guy." IHOP from page 1 tions of state and federal public accommodations laws and re­ thatthe plaintiffs were not allowed quests the court to issue an injunc­ Students' rights a priority to enter because some African- tion prohibiting discrimination and Americans had caused trouble at directing the restaurant to imple­ BIN from page 1 not really a problem, but there is al­ said. the restaurant on two prior occa­ ment affirmative action practices. ways that one professor. The bill was written by the Student sions, although he could not iden­ The suit also seeks fines from the ceive, they are consumers. There­ "The bill would also give students RightsTaskForceformedbytheBoard tify any of the plaintiffs as having restaurant and unspecified com­ fore, students should have access to the right to serve on student disciplin­ of Regents containing faculty and caused trouble in the past. pensation for each person alleg­ information about the service they are ary committees as full voting mem­ students from all but two of the state One late-night IHOP customer, ing discrimination at the restau­ buying. bers, which has not always been the campuses. when asked if he feared for his rant. Another measure included in the case in the past." After the vice-ehancellors of the safety because of recent problems It is also filed on behalf of any bill is that "students have the rightt o Although the StudentBill of Rights campuses have forwarded their com­ at the restaurant, said "the only person, now or in the future, who expect in each course in the first class would be a system-wide policy, cam­ ments on the bill to Stephen Portch, thing I'm afraid of is the food." has experienced discrimination by meeting a general outline or its func­ puses would be able to interpret what Vice-President of the University of Patterson said that plaintiffs the restaurant, to seek damages in tional equivalent," according to the the rights mean specifically to stu­ Wisconsin System, it will then be have been advised not to speak order to deter IHOP and others document dents on a certain campus. forwarded to the Board of Regents for about the lawsuit, as it's currently from engaging in similar acts in 'This is one of the things that "These arethegeneral rights. Each approval. in court. the future. sparked the whole idea [of a Student campus must interpret what the rights The complaint alleges viola­ Bill of Rights]," saidBretzmann. "It's mean for that campus," Bretzmann Remembering two great leaders SFAC SURVEY Malcolm from page 1 Red," [who would later make waves more intellectual than emotional, as comedian Redd Foxx]. which was a trademark of many debating team, basketball team and Malcolm was eventually arrested Southern black sermons. Please complete the following sur­ the class president. However, at for robbery and sentenced to 10 Malcom's gospel at this time vey and return It to the Union In­ night, he spent much of his time in years in prison. was raw and real. He preached that the bars of the black ghetto. He was Within a few weeks after his God was black and that by nature formation Office, located In the mastering the ways of the two parole late in 1952, Malcolm was all black men were good and all Union Concourse. worlds: the white school and the received by the Honorable Elijah white men were evil. If the two men black ghetto. Muhammad, the leader of the Black had met each other at this time, each Knowing his ability with words, Muslims and Malcolm's father im­ would have probably denounced 1. Are you aware there Is a legal clinic at the Univer­ Malcolm decided that he wanted to age-to-be. the other as totally unfit to lead their sity of Wisconsin—Milwaukee? become a lawyer. A meeting with In the summer of 1953, King had people. his faculty adviser changed his life. just completed requirements for a King' s first attempt at a rally was YES NO The adviser told him that wanting Ph.D at Boston College, ironically actually helped by a white woman. to become a lawyer "was not a enough just afew miles from where She got a hold of a leaflet pronounc­ realistic goal for a nigger." He said Malcolm was imprisoned. King ing the boycott of city buses and 2. Have you ever used the legal clinic at the Univer­ that maybe he should try carpentry shared pastoral duties at the decided to let the town's powerful sity off Wisconsin—Milwaukee? since he was good with his hands. Ebenezer Baptist Church with his newspaper know "what the uppity Malcolm never forgot that ex­ father for four years, but yearned niggers are doing." The press in­ YES NO change. for something more. formed thousands of blacks thatthe After completing eighth grade, After completing his doctorate, boycott was occurring and was par­ Malcolm moved to Boston to live King became full-time pastor of the tially responsible for its success. 3. Would you ever use the legal clinic at the Univer­ with his half-sister Ella Collins. He Dexter Avenue Baptist Church in King then came to the forefront of sity of Wisconsin—Milwaukee if you needed to? disdained the black elite and took Montgomery, Ga. the civil rights movement when the up with hustlers, pimps and whores. The ultimate point of his ser­ movement was in dire need of a YES NO They started to call him "Big Red" mons was that love is the only re­ hero image. to distinguish him from "Detroit demptive power. His sermons were Page 4 The UWM Post Monday, February 17, 1992 ARTS & JMRTADrMMT 'Wayne's World' now

AWWWW In Chicago, TV producer Ben­ jamin Oliver (Rob Lowe) is flip­ ping through the channels in bed when his night's love interest points out Wayne's show. By Jim Haig "I just love this show," she says. It's Friday night and it's time to "These guys are great!" party! Dollar signs light up in Oliver's "Welcome to 'Wayne's World.' eyes and he decides to sign these I'm your excellent host, Wayne two up for his station. Cambpell. With me, as always, is As typical teenagers, they are •"•y*-8* Garth." ready to party on the town after "Party on, Wayne." finishing up another successful "Party on Garth. Tonight on show. Cruising with the guys to the ' Wayne' s World,' we're gonna talk hot spots in town, Wayne suggests about movies. To talk about what some "tune-age" and chooses he knows about our upcoming film, Queen's, "Bohemian Rhapsody." we'd like to bring out our special They head-bang down to the "The guest, Jim Haig." Gasworks," where everybody Thanks, Wayne! ParamountPic- hangs out, and proceed to illustrate tures brings us "Wayne's World," a the imagery of heavy metal party- animals. cable show broadcast from Wayne Mike Meyers [left] as Wayne and Dana Carvey [right] as Garth team up with Rob Lowe Campbell's basement in Aurora, What Wayne doesn't expect is [center] in "Wayne's World." 111. to be swept off his feet by the lead Wayne Campbell (Mike Meyers) singer of the band onstage. "She Getting paid to do "Wayne's World" "How would you guys like to be On their first show, the guys and Garth Algar (Dana Carvey) live could give a dog a bone!" he says. is a dream come true. Wayne's love my special guests at an Alice Coo­ hilariously humiliate the sponsor. for Friday nights. With special Oliver signs Wayne and Garth to life is in high gear, too. He intro­ per concert in Milwaukee?" Wayne gets firedan d tempers flare guests and kooky subjects to dis­ a TV deal at $5,000 a piece. Unfor­ duces his girlfriend Cassandra (Tia "Excellent!" they shout. between Wayne and Garth. Seek­ cuss, these two will live forever on tunately, they don't have creative Carrere) to Oliver and he signs her For the next 15 minutes of the ing refuge at Cassandra's, Wayne cable TV. Being the most popular control of their own show, but they to a video deal after hearing her film, hometown folks will be en­ discovers she is to spend the week­ show in Aurora, it's only amatter of find that out later. sing. thused with its tribute to Milwau­ end in Chicago shooting a video time before they hit the big time. The boys are on top of the world. Oliver's plans call for a quick kee. Watch along the walls of the with Oliver. Imagination soaring, disappearance of the stars long hall leading to backstage at the con­ they have a fight,an d he splits. enough to seduce Cassandra. One cert. Framed, are pictures familiar day should be enough. to Milwaukeans. Please see Wayne page 6 An attitude of 'Four Horsemen' By Bill Travis rock at its best. It doesn't get any Haggis told Melody Maker. better. A perfect summation to one hell The hell with the image that has "We wanted a sound that would of a rock'n'roll record. If you want put so many poseur rock bands on appeal to kids with their hair parted to havearomantic evening athome, records. The hell with the bands in the the middle, a little moustache play some G'n'R. If you want to who comply with that warped Axl they can hardly grow, and who en­ have a party, no costumes allowed, Rose philosophy of the amount of joy putting dents in their foreheads dig the Four Horsemen. After all, leather and chains you wear, the with beer cans," rhythm guitarist nobody said it was easy. better of a band you'll be. AC/DC never did that. Neither did the Stooges. Remember, this is rock'n'roll— not a fashion picnic. In fact, the word picnic doesn't even appear on the invitation of The Four Horsemen's debut recording, Nobody Said It Was Easy. This record, plain and simple, rocks— no frills, but a lot of chills. The five piece L.A. unit, boasting a host of veterans from The Cult, Zodiac Mindwarp and D.O.A., lays down &™*»to$*Aff thirteennasty ass GTO cuts, tearing up the speakers like AC/DC did back in 1979. The listener is never given a chance to breathe. Titles like "75 Again," "I Need A Thrill," "Home­ sick Blues," and the self-claimed party anthem, "Let It Rock," are all straight forward, four chord guitar The Four Horsemen 1

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A. 4 I first had the pleasure of seeing path lined with thought provoking personal commitment to the planet as Pamela Means last summer at and often sarcastic lyrics, slnimming well as its people. sr « Milwaukee's Stork Club after a Bella a Gordan Gano - Syd Barret acoustic She also played "Tomorrow, * * Fleck show and was sure then that guitar. Hanrhan's show was ener­ Wendy," a great song by Concrete » * something very special was happen­ getic as well as fun. This is a man to Blonde, about the harsh reality of the ing in the local progressivefolk scene. see! ADDS epidemic, which has sent the # * Here was a 22-year-old woman able Next came Pamela Means for a world spinning in sadness as it now » « to blast out passionate vocals with a short set of inspiredfolkmusiccover- takes the lives of all people who con­ raw and energetic force only later to tract it - regardless of sexual practice. k « ing some of her original songs as well come down into the gentle range one as the Beatles, "You've Got To Hide The song can't help but cause one to •» • wouldexpectfromanacoustic player. Your Love Away," and, mostmemo- wonder - in an election year - what is * * All this range is covered within a rably, her own songs including "This being done by the Bush administra­ single song. World," one of the best songs I've tion to find a cure. r t Pamelais amastetful guitarist able heard anywhere. "This World," The time spent at Brett's was well »- * to rideth e scales with a precision and probes into the greater meanings and worth it. One rarely has the opportu­ & V grace seldom seen in so young of a responsibilities we all share as chil­ nity to see two of Milwaukee's finest performer . Her ability tounif y all her dren of the earth. We may, and do, new talents on one stage. Brett's is * 4. positive playing abilities in a perfor­ make mistakes in the time we spend also offering other Milwaukee favor­ * i mance is the best thing about her live Hying in "This World," but Means ites such as John Kruth. Sundays at * » shows. looks forward, beyondthe sometimes Brett's are great: first, because of I have seen Pamela a few times depressing worldof today thatattimes Pamela and secondly, because there r ^ since the Stork show, the latest occa­ seems to engulf the individual in a is no cover charge. You owe it to f * sion being Sunday, Feb. 9, at Brett's, stoimofcontradictions; sendingmany yourself to catch theprovocative, sen­ 1501 N.Jackson. humans chasing carrots on sticks. sitive andprofessionaltalent of Pamela t « This was a Sunday show featuring Means looks for that same mean­ Means who is now, without a doubt, • * the acidic folk of local poet and folk ing, encouraging the listener to "give one of the best performers in the city. r' * singer, Dan Hanrahan. Hanrahan, something back to this world." This who has garnished a good amount of message was delivered with an emo­ r • » * Pamela Means has added a new dimension to folk music. r * FREE SNEAK PREVIEW V -• Shakespears Sister a * 'Hormonally Yours' * "Growing up in Detroit, my in­ < By Kris Purzycki fluences were very much American « Sioban Fahey and Marcella De­ R & B - Sly and the Family Stone, 4 troit, eloquently referred to as George Clinton, and so on - mixed Shakespears Sister, have produced with a general interest in classical, » another moral play with a heroine rock, and some pop," says Detroit. to save the day and called it, Hor­ « "To that, Siobhan has added some­ 1 monally Yours. thing dark and mysterious of her » The main attraction to this inter­ own, shaped by her love of classic * esting blend of pop and Celtic in- rock from T. Rex, Bowie and Roxy » strumentalism is the harmonizing Music to the Smiths. So the first vocals of Fahey and Detroit. Fahey's time we sat down to write together, 4 impressive range lends a dramatic suddenly all these influences met •i« 1 V air of urgency and at times it comes and all kinds of things happened „, |f across as being awkward and mis­ \. before our very eyes - or should that placed. The two vocalists occa­ be ears?" sionally stray fromon e another, hin­ Please see Sister page 6 • dering the flow of the song.

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By Brian Busch Paula Mueller was not about to be outdone, as she led a successful After receiving their first real sweep in the 2001.M. for the Pan­ scare this season, the University of thers, as Carrie Johnson and Toni Wisconsin-Milwaukee women's Jeffers came in second and third, and men's swim teams improved respectively, in the event. their records to 11-1, and 12-0 re­ "That gave us our first decent spectively, by pulling off a victory lead and the 100-freestyle just put over a relentless University of Illi­ it [the meet] away," said Clark. "At nois-Chicago squad Wednesday in that point, it was a 32 point lead, Chicago, HI. and for all intents and purposes, it By sealing the victory, the men was over." have also clinched the best swim­ Just to be sure, MonicaErickson ming record ever at UWM by go­ won both the 1 and 3-meter dives in ing undefeated for the first time. dominating fashion. The co-cap­ Even if they lose their last dual tain of the diving team has already meet of the year, it will still stand as qualified for zone competition. the school's best. Bott went on the win the 100- It was the women though, who freestyle race with her lifetime best showed the most speed in the wa­ record of 54:47.5, and Joanne Eder ter, as they won eight swimming took a first in the 200 back before and diving events combined. Even Clark could race exhibition. though they lost the first event, The final total was UWM 120, Clark wasn't the least bit worried. and UIC 100. "That usually happens in our On the men's side, it was an­ meets," Clark said. "By the end of other survival of the fittest contest, the second event, we have a lead and Brent Boock won the miracle and it just stays for the rest of the mile. Again. meet." "He's just a helluva an athlete," Michele Curry was the first to said Clark emphatically. draw blood on the Flames, as she In winning three events, the se­ crushed the opposition with a time nior superstar broke a school record of 10 minutes 58.12 seconds in the for the second time in five days. 1000-freestyle event, which almost Matt Kirklewski was equally —Post photos by Jim Slosiarek a minute ahead of the others. responsible for edging out the ex­ UWM swimming is looking up! The men are undefeated and the women have lost This was a team and lifetime perienced Flames, as he won the only one meet this season. best record for Curry, who was not 2001.M. in a team/season best time Ragland with a 2:01.82. ings. better and better each time out. She far off the school record. of 54:61 in the breaststroke. In the Boock then stepped up to the Clark acknowledges the seasaw is closing in on two school records Then Kristin Keepers won an same 2001.M., Scott Campbell got blocks and proceeded to set his battle that it was, but was happy to and she could get it this weekend." event to keep the consistent flow of his lifetime best in the 100 back­ record in the 200-butterfly with an have played a decent team in the Clark seemed to express mixed victories. Keepers won the 200- stroke. incredible 1:56.87 score. Flames. emotions about his upcoming meet free, and was followed by fresh­ This got the men off to a 13-4 Mike Friehe was triumphant in "We've had a few decent con­ Saturday against his former school man Leslie Jones. start, but it was lead they were soon the diving competition, winning tests, and the last four events took of employ, Northern Illinois. Carolyn Pratapas of UIC won to relinquish to the Flames, when both the one and 3-meter dive with care of it for us this time. But I'm Clark hired the women's coach the 50-freestyle, and this was the they had a 1-2-3 finish in the 50- a zone qualifying score. glad we raced them," Clark said. for the Huskies' team, and now she first 50 that Vicki Bott placed a freestyle. Other highlights included Tyler Neither one (men's or women's) has taken over both teams since second in all year. Her time was Kirklewski then bounced right Peyton, who won the 200-breast- quit at any given point." Clark's departure. still a solid 25:04 which also was back and won the 2001.M. with a stroke, and Scott Campbell, who He had especially good praise just off a school record. score of 2:01.06, followed by John had several second place show­ for Bott,a senior: "She has gotten UWM skiers hit slopes By Jeremy J. Weida The University of Wisconsin-Milwaukee racing team took home third place last weekend, February 8-9, at the most important meet of the season. Their third place finish assures them of a trip to regionals next weekend, February 22-23, in Sugar Loaf, Mich. With a good finish at regionals, the next step would be nationals in Colorado. "It'll be hard, but hopefully if we can stick it out, we can reach nationals," UWM racing treasurer Adam Miklas said. The field last weekend consisted of Purdue, Wisconsin-Whitewater as well as perennial favorites, Clark and Marquette University. The format of the event was a two-day tournament with UWM placing third in the slalom Saturday and second in the giant slalom Sunday. UWM Please see Skiers page 9 Volleyball wins 2 of 3 ing in the third game. Taking the By Steve Koenig place of Todd Lyon, Zvers showed The University of Wisconsin- that he is tough to get past, helping Milwaukee men's volleyball team UWM win 15-6. moved up another notch with a win Park and UWM played neck- over Park College in a match this and-neck volleyball in the fourth past Saturday in Lamoni, Iowa. game. The game was tied 8-8 until The first game was a close en­ a strong run by the Panthers en­ counter, with neither team able to abled them to take a 15-9 win. pull away. Eventually, Park held The loss for Park put its record off the Panthers 15-13. at 9-3, having lost to Graceland "That game showed how much College earlier in the day. better we're getting," UWM Coach Then UWM faced Graceland, Tom Pleyte said. "It was close described as having its best team enough where we had a shot of ever. An unbeaten record has been winning it." the result so far. -Post photo by Bret Holmes The second game was very much Graceland was not ready for the Janet Schubert and the UWM women's basketball team beat UW-Parkside like the first, except for the result - Panther attack in the first game, 79-70 Saturday to improve to 13-9. Pam Bartnik led the Panthers with 16 this time the Panthers prevailed 15- according to Pleyte. points, nine rebounds and six assists. 12. 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Sa_* Monday, February 17, 1992 The UWM Post Page 9 UWM Panther decathletes challenge each other

By Rob Peterson depend on each other's competi­ "It takes all-around strength," And one meet both Ruesch and team as a whole. tiveness and camaraderie for the Chizzo added. Chizzo have their eye on is the "I'm looking forward to it. This The decathlon is the supreme past two years. Ruesch sees the Because of the decathlon's Drake Relays in April. season should be the best so far," test for any athlete. There are 10 addition of a third decathlete, jun­ physical demands, Ruesch explains "Drake is one of the oldest track Chizzo said. "There is a lot of po­ events in two days, ranging from ior transfer Anthony Buono, as a that competing in decathlons does meets in the country. There are tential for the team." the high jump to high hurdles to positive addition to the team. not happen that often. teams from around the country. We "We get better every year. We pole vaulting. "Having three of us will help. "You can't compete in every would like to do well in those," have a lot of young talented ath­ For every collegiate decathlete, We'll get to see who'son top, who's meet. You try to make a meet at the Ruesch said. letes on the team this year," Ruesch training for 10 events and perform­ in the middle, and we can push beginning of the year, one in the With each year of experience, said. ing in the classroom requires dedi­ each other in practice and in meets," middle and one at the end," he said. Ruesch and Chizzo see improve­ "Wait 'til next year may be cation. Arriving early to practice Ruesch said. "You try to peak at different times, ments in their performances and corny, but we really can't wait. We and leaving late is not the excep­ Even though Ruesch and Chizzo maybe peak individually, then peak are more optimistic about the fu­ look forward because we always tion, but the rule. And for juniors havebeenUWM's only decathletes for certain meets." ture, not only for them, but for the get better," Chizzo said. Andy Chizzo and Marc Ruesch, for the past two years, neither ar­ decathletes on the University of rived at UWM with visions of be­ Wisconsin—Milwaukee men's coming the next Bruce Jenner. track team, the daily routine is no Both Ruesch, a business major UWM's Lynch leads by example different. from Slinger, and Chizzo, a graphic By Steve Koenig finished second in the state Division I but the kind that says, 'Watch what I "It takes a lot of dedication and design major from Shawano, came championships. do and follow me.'" time. For two years it was just to UWM as pole vaulters. How­ This is one leader the others gladly As his skills improve, he brings out "Hebrings things together,"Netzel Andy and me," said Ruesch, a tri- ever, both Ruesch and Chizzo see follow. more of the best in the others and that said. "We trust him a lot because of captain on the team. their vaulting ability as an essential JoelLynch, a junior on the Univer­ will help the Panthers gain some re­ how well he runs the offense." "We notice each other's part of the complete decathlete. sity of Wisconsin-Milwaukee men's spectability, according to Lynch. "I just play hard, and the others strengths and weaknesses. We help "A lot of coaches try to turn volleyball team, is showing the others "After our first match with Ball follow me," Lynch said. "Tom has each other," Chizzo said. runners or sprinters into decathletes, the way to winning this season, set­ State, they have to take us seriously," helpedme to play smarter and to help As the team's only decathletes, but the decathlon is more than that," ting up numerous kills by such play­ he said. "We need to play well against us win." Chizzo and Ruesch have had to Ruesch said. ers as MarkKharitou andDanSnopko. Ohio State and Indiana-Purdue-Fort So far that smart play has been UWM CoachTomPleyte saidthat Wayne to get more respect." paying off for the Panthers, as they Lynch knows what he is doing at all As far as personal respect is con­ have won nine matches against two Team improves to 5-4 times. cerned, Lynch has been getting a lot losses overall as of Feb. 4. And with "He's calm, in charge quietly, a of it fromhi s teammates. could not mount an offense. They thecontinuedleadershipofJoelLynch, VBall from page 8 steady competitor," he said. "And it "Joel runs the offense very well," the Panthers could have a very satis­ went with their second unit later on takes a calm setter to bring out the "We caught them sleeping," he and Graceland waltzed to a 15-2 Todd Lyon said. "He really gets the fying season. most out of tense competitors such as team going. He's not the vocal type, said. "Still, neither of us could get win. Scott Netzel and Mark. a long run going." The third game saw the Pan­ "It's really nice to have someone Nonetheless, UWM came out thers hang tough, and even have to put the ball where you want it." on top 15-12. two game-point serves, before Skiers' season begins Volleyball has been in the Lynch Skiers from page 8 Graceland came out strong in Garacland held them off 17-16. family for nearly 30 years, according the second game, and the Panthers Graceland then put UWM away to Joel. But Joel did not necessarily skier Mark Menkowski won several individual events himself. Marquette in the fourth game, beating the Pan­ need the teaching of others to develop edged out UWM for second place on the basis of both day's cumulative thers 15-11 despite a strong UWM his skills. scores. effort. Graceland improved to 16-0 "As I played more and more, I "We we're neck in neck with them [Marquette] but they pulled it out," rEuropcM with the win. learned how to run a quicker offense Miklas said. 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i Page 10 The UWM Post Monday, February 17, 1992 EDITORIALS

More cops, more jails ..AS I SEE IT, IT ALL COMES DOWN TO WHETHER OR NOT CLINTON CHEATED ON HIS WIFE, AND WHERE As thousands of dedicated TV unabated, no matter what the fig­ DOES HE 6ET OFF OPPOSING THE THE REAL ISSUE 15 viewers can't help but know, Mil­ ures are made to say. Perhaps this WAR IN VIETNAM? THE POLLS.. WHY SHOULD waukee has become a very violent has something to do with the place­ BUT THAT BRINGS I BOTHER TO VOTE FOR A ment of priorities- University of VOU TO TSONOAS, AND CANDIDATE IF THE POLLS city lately. Our friends at the news HAVE HIM THIRD OR FOURTHf Wisconsin-Milwaukee police, for HE JUST DOESN'T HAVE stations fascinate us daily with up­ THE CHARISMA I'M dates on the latest murders. Inspira­ instance, recently required the use LOOKING FOR... tion asks us to sit on our couches in of six officers and two squad cars to front of the TV, soaking in pools of bust one person smoking a joint. paranoia as we pray for safer streets. Whatever the reasoning is, the At long last, a man has finally concept of once again fighting fire decided to take a stand against crime. with fire is a dismal ide? Haven't His name is Greg Gracz, and he we tried this type of thing before? intends to be Milwaukee's next Doesn't every other candidate prom­ mayor. He is running on a stringent ise to crack down on crime? Why is anti-crime platform. Gracz says he it that crime continues to escalate? will "apply a tourniquet" to We are expected to simply ac­ Milwaukee's crime problem. In­ cept more jails (as long as they deed, he likens this process to an aren't in our neighborhoods) and actual full scale war, saying thatthe more police (as long as the are in police are engaged in Operation our neighborhoods). "Urban Storm." He doesn't elabo­ We continue to bail out the boat rate on this, though, beyond saying as it sinks. Mr. Gracz's mandates

he will "inject morale into the po­ are nothing more than a rehashing r«e uw-m POST lice department and keep politics of past hardline positions that have out." been contiuously and simulta­ Milwaukee, please fasten your neously implemented with the rise seatbelt. You are now entering a in crime. His appeal is to paranoia police state. and misunderstanding of the prob­ What exactly does Mr. Gracz lem. Issues like social and economic PERSPECTIVE mean with his ambiguous words- justice must be dealt with if there is perhaps bigger guns and fewer ci­ to be any real progress. This does vilian review opportunities? As if not mean the creation of a police there aren't enough heavy ques­ state as Gracz apparently would tions involving police tactics- the like; this means being honest and Sailing future with ancient charts vicious cycle of violence continues looking for theroot causes of crime. In a weak economy where the jor population centers in the Northern By Phoenix aclministation's battlecry has recently hemisphere within a few years, possi­ Tlxnewmillenniaisfastapproach- been "jobs, jobs, jobs," this kind of bly this year. This includes Canada Generational solidarity ing and the U.S. nation is continuing argument is very persuasive except and Northeastern U.S. to deal withmodernproblems in anti­ that it only is a short-sighted solution The problems we've created have Apart and aside from the great for dialing up a charity instead of quated ways. More accurately, we are to theproblems loggers and their fami­ a momentum all their own—an inter­ heaping ruckus that conservatives actually confronting authority. In­ failing to deal with our problems and lies face. The logging industry is go­ nal inertia where just because we are stirring up these days, there is stead of living our lives in the real, instead are treating the symptoms. ing to continue to shrink simply be­ cease the activity that generated the one popular alternative: liberalism. we are fed cheap representations of We'll be cruising 21st century seas cause there is very little virgin forest problem doesn't mean that the prob­ And what of it? What, exactly, is real life. We let ourselves become with 19th century navigational charts. left. Forest management and cultiva­ lem will instantly begin to improve. liberalism? In asking this we first objects and cartoons while we name Our nation's sense of community tion will soon be the name of the Time magazine recently reported that assume that it is a genuine political our cars in order to give them per­ has progressively whithered to the game. Logging this contested area "even if CFC production stopped to­ strain, and not just a cheap fashion sonality; the prospect of change point where it is difficult for many only delays the inevitable loss of jobs day, researchers believe that strato­ earring to dangle and impress our becomes a simple dream. people to justify doing anything for for a few more years while we as a spheric levels of chlorine (the cata­ peers with. The pure classical defi­ Instead of calling things as they the community that doesn't directly nation lose one of the few old-growth lytic agent that's dismantling the nition of a liberal is one who is not are, people put 'save the rainforest' benefit them. We have isolated our­ forests left. ozone) would continue to rise,peak ­ entirely comfortable with things as stickers on their cars and speak of selves so much that we're lucky if we The final outcome of this was a ing during the firstdecad e of the next they are, and is looking forward to 'Earth Day' as an ultimate personal know who our neighbors are, much devil's bargain where a lot is done but century and not returning to anything change. committment. More than ever be­ less interact with them. little is accomplished. The environ­ like natural levels for at least a cen­ Modern America has generally fore it is fashionable to claim When you don't know or care mentalists were unable to protect as tury." applied this term to anyone who dissention. Elder respected profes­ about the people you live near, it is much as they wanted while the log­ Science was born and still thrives doesn't feel warm and fuzzy about sors wear hip sandals as they refuse difficult to care about people you gers weren't able log as much as they on the notion of direct cause and the concept of a police state in to speak out at teach-ins, and stu­ never met on the other side of the wanted. Nobody was really satisfied effect. What we must begin to under­ America. Liberalism is a deliber­ dents sport tie-dyes as any worthy planet. We as anation are demonstrat­ and no real solutions were imple­ stand and respect is the idea of indi­ ately ambiguous term, often bridg­ ideals of the past generation are ing a definite inability to effectively mented. The owl may or may not rect cause and effect. The secondary ing chasms between various fac­ trashed with all the Earth Day bro­ deal with our problems because of survive in its shrunken habitat and and tertiary effects of the use of a tions of the left in American poli­ chures. this. And when I say "we," I mean you many loggers will only stave off un­ particular technology must be exam­ tics; it is a sort of security blanket Howmany hippies havebecome and me, not some vague cultural con­ employment a few more years. ined before the it is widely adpoted that the right relies on when they are yuppies? What did they do to our cept. Our approach to the global ozone and woven into everyday use. confused by the issues. world? Will we allow our genera­ This attitude is reflected in much depletion has also been charcteristic This isn't about criticizing the What has become of it, though? tion to do the same things? ofoiirthinldng.Forexample,thephght of our short-sightedness. Although choices we've made with 20/20 hind­ Perhaps the best definition of Past generations have ensured of the professional logger. In the Pa­ the hypothesis that we were damag­ sight. This is about changing the way liberalism inthe 1990s can be found that the world now has more poten­ cific Northwest, environmentalists ing the ozone through our use of we approach our problems to begin in an advertisement now tial for self- destruction than ever have been trying to prevent the felling chlorofluorocarbon (CFC) was intro­ with. Or more accurately, anticipat­ appearining in fashionable liberal before- not just in terms of bombs, of an old-growth forest in an attempt duced in 1974, our reaction was nil ing them before they even occur by magazines. It seems that a com­ ecology and starvation, but in the to preserve the only habitat, of an until 1978 when we phased them out logically foreseeing the indirect ef­ pany called "Working Assets Long realm of the human spirit. More endangered species of owl. of aerosal sprays. Unfortunately, aero­ fects of what we do. Distance" has promised to donate than ever before, we are expected to The logging companies and the sol sprays only represented 15-20 Like an oil tanker captain who's one percent of its bills to "hard­ rejoice in our roles as commodities. loggers themselves complained that percent of CFC use in the world. navigating narcow straits, we must hitting advocacy groups." When was the last time you did if they couldn't log the forest, that it Only after we had proof that the beginmaking ourturns before wecan The ad features a photo of an anything remarkable, different and would would have a devastsating ozone was indeed being destroyed in actually view abend inthe flowage. If angry young man flipping the bird truly challenging? How far are we impact on the companies' revenue. 1985 did we begin to truly grapple we wait until we can visually prove a to the cameraman. Above misreads from the day that all will be the This in turn would mean that loggers with the problem of eliminating CFC bend's existence, our chance to cor­ the caption, "twenty years later, same? Our generation must stand would lose thier jobs and the towns use. Now in 1992, we discover that rect our course will have already we've given people a better way to together and rise above the labels, who thrive on the money the loggers the problem is much worse than an­ passed and the ship will break up on put this finger to use." diversions and mundanity and start spend in shops and stores would also ticipated. Holes in the ozone are ex­ the environmental rocks. You cannow slap your ownback really living life. be heavily affected. pected to begin opening up over ma­

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