FRISCO FROLIC FRIDAY / ii8B iiiig ^ »S fl^ r^ ;rÿ - i l 1 ■ ïii V S ci» ' I

UNIVERSITY OF CALIFORNIA SANTA BARBARA COLLEGE

¡lili!

Vol. X XX IV GOLETA, CALIFORNIA, WEDNESDAY, APRIL 13, 1955 No. 22 ATTENTION, CANDIDATES! ‘Stimulating’ Debate Sign-ups for AS elections 2. A 1.0 average with at least With Humor Keynote end today at 4 p.m. in the 12 units during the fall semester. fm lm Sm i ê Graduate Manager’s Office. 3. A load of at least 12 units W&8&MÌ All those wishing to run for this spring semester. Between Britam, SBC office will have. to submit All publicity for El Gccucho must by Jack Nakano their applications by that be in by Apr. 15. Other publicity Two debaters from the Univers­ tim e. is due by May 2. No publicity oth­ ity of London met two representa­ The attention of all candidates er than El Gaucho may appear be­ tives of the University of Califor­ is called to the fact that the Con­ fore May 2. The Election Assem­ nia, Santa Barbara College Debate stitution test will be given at 11 bly will be held in front of the Team at the Alhecama Theatre last a.m. in the AS Conference Room. Library on May 3 at 11 a.m. The Saturday evening on the question: The test will be given only once election will be held on May 5 “ Resolved, That the Place of the and will be based on the AS Con­ and 6. University Is'Not in the Dust of Vmxs&$> stitution and By-Laws, plus a few AMS Elections the Arena.” The result was .a stim­ The Sig Eps’ Nickelodeon Booth at last year’s Barbary Coast was the co-sweepstakes winner with the simple questions on Roberts’ Rules Sign-ups for the Associated Men ulating and’ interesting evening. Sig Tans. Here Dave Wilkins, architect, and Merit Bradley, construction foreman, are working on the of Order. Anyone runniung, with Students elections will begin today From England Jennifer booth. —photo by Campus Photo the exception of the AWS and and end Friday, April 15, an­ Copeman and Lester Borley AMS candidates, are required to nounced Ken Ward, AMS presi­ have completed approximately take the test. • This includes all dent. The sign-ups will be in the one half of their tour of the STUDENTS GIVE class officers as well as AS offi­ Graduate Manager’s Office. United States. They will now GOLD DISCOVERED AGAIN cers. The candidates are urged to The positions to be filled continue down to Los Angeles, STRING RECITAL The annual Barbary Coast will the awards will be given the make certain that they are eligible are President, Vice - Presi­ Arizona and Utah before they Joy Aarset, violinist, aryl Wil­ be presented this Friday and Sat­ second night. Cups that are to run, says Joan Quintero, Elec­ dent, Secretary and Treas­ complete their eleven-month liam Magers, violist, two gifted urday nights, Apr. 15 and 16, at being offered are the sweep- tion Committee chairman. urer. All interested men stu­ tour. students at UCSBC, will present a La Playa Stadium. stakes trophy, and first, sec­ Eligibility dents are urged to partici­ Jerold Perry and Jack Adler, student recital this evening at 8:30 Organizations are busily con­ ond and third places. The requirements for eligibility pate. The elections will be sophomores from SBC, have the in the Little Theater on the main structing their cardboard booths One of the traditional awards to to run for an office are: held at the same time as the distinction of being rated as one campus of the college. Shirley featuring variety shows. A sweep- be given is the Whiskerino. The 1. An over-all 1.0 average. AS elections, May 5 and 6. of the top four pairs in the South­ Munger, instructor of music at stakes trophy will be awarded to men who have been growing west states. This was as a result of UCSBC, will be the accompanist. the best booth featuring some beards for the past two and a half winning numerous tournaments This event is free and open to the phase of the famous Barbary Coast weeks will have their hairs meas­ M A R M IT I HILLMAN IS RELAYS QUEEN and cellecting many individual tro­ public. of past Gold Rush days. ured and to the most Barbary- The shows will be fea­ looking man will go the cup. “ I wanted to be a horse,” but (her big toe grabbed a pebble) — phies and honors iii the speech This concert is the high point tured for two nights and all Among the many booths will be die Queen quickly added, “ that they run so fast.” field. in the college careers of the two food booths and the Kappa Sigma was in grammar school.” Likes bicycle riding and horse­ “ Unusual Accomplishment” young people, who have achieved booth where a fellow Gaucho will She is 18, a second - semester back riding (she fell off the horse Introduced by Admiral Willi.am high academic records in addi­ land in a hijge tub of water from freshman and an Early Childhood last time). Tried surf-boarding A. Glassford, president of the local tion to their musical achievements. STUDENT OFFICERS a 20-foot tower, depending on the Education major. Concerning her but continually fell down; she en­ chapter of the English Speaking Both are students of Stefan Krayk, aim of the thrower. major: “ . . . love kids. Kiddie joys swimming. “ Kelp I hate.” Union, each of the four speakers assistant professor of music and DISCUSS PROBLEMS Admission is free into the sta­ Games is a fun course, waking up Enjoys exploring on rocks, too. demonstrated unusual accomplish­ himself a concert violinist. dium and the students may buy in the morning after playing leap She loves art, but not modern ment at the skill of debating. With Miss Aarset, a native Santa .Baf- L.A. State paper script there at 10 cents each frog my legs are sure sore.” Strad­ art; heT “ very most favorite” is such a long list of achievements baran and the daughter of Mr. hnd “ Does apathy on the part of to serve as admission tickets into dling the bench, Mqribeth Hill­ Degas. She likes musicals and behind each - participant it is no Mrs. Adolph Aarset, and Magers, students and faculty toward stu­ the booths. man, Easter Relays Queen, picked goes to the (ballet every summer. wonder. from Santa Rosa, both are seniors dent activities and student govern­ Students on campus having dif­ apart pieces of grass, waved her Humor became the keynote of this year. Both have been granted She likes the dormitories and ment exist on your campus?” This ficulties in obtaining transporta­ arms and dug her toes into the the evening after Borley comment­ full tuition scholarships to the Mu­ wants to live on campus next se­ was the major issue discussed at tion to La Playa Stadium should ground. Has lived in Glendale all ed ithat his knowledge of the Unit­ sic Acedamy of the West where mester. “ I like the mud better the conference on intercollege re­ contact Shirley Bryant, president her life (same street, fame house). ed States gathered from reading they studied with Jascha Veissi, than the dust.” Thinks Kuebler is lations held for the first time of Las Casitas Association. Graduated from Glendale’ High very intelligent; so young to be A1 Capp’s L’il Abner was fully Sanford Schonbach, Louis Kauf­ confirmed when he arrived here man and others. They have played Mar. 26 at Los Angeles State School. a Provost, so" nice.” Thinks geolo­ College. The major colleges and Committee Meeting What did she think about be­ gy from Woodhouse is fun (“he’s and found that “ people really did under the baton of Dr. Richard There will be a meeting live like that.” From then on it Lert and Alexander Hilsberg and universities in southern California coming a Queen? “ Surprised, no great” ) . Willson is a “ heat teach­ were represented to discuss this of all booth chairmen today ‘ fooling!” She'heard it over at the er” (definition of “ neat” : “ he became a battle of wits between are currently playing with the San­ from 4 to 5 p.m. at the Mesa the two teams. ta Barbara Symphony under the topic as it related to student-facul­ radio station with Glory Green and makes us understand Shake­ ty relations. Campus Auditorium. All Bev Annis (who became the two speare” ) . Considering the title of the direction of Lauris Jones. booth chairmen or repre­ topic, it was anticipated that The University here has granted Those attending the conference Princesses of the court). “ I like The future is full of plans for sentatives must attend, as most of the discussion would scholarships to them for the past from SBC were George Allen, Joan them both very much.” Maribeth. She wants to be a this is a very important be on the light side. However, two years. Both served on the Quintero, Claire Smith, Ken Ward, Her First Crown champion sports car racer, buy a m eeting. the two teams presented their committee of the All - California Miss Ellen Bowers and Mrs. Elsie. “ Sequoia Hall came over and car for $15, live in Santa Barbara, cases with serious determina­ High School Symphony this year Leach. Problems pertinent to the W h is k e r in o presented me with a'crown made get married and have three pairs Associated Students, - AWS and tion and some thought-provok­ and Miss Aarset was former soloist From 6 to 7 p.m. at the Gen­ out of those purple flowers, yes, of twins. She likes to cook but has AMS were brought up, discussed, ing arguments. for the event while attending Santa eral Booth there will be a check of lupens.” (The first to' give her a tendency to “ forget about it, and and concrete solutions were pre­ Continued on page six Barbara High School. J all those men students who signed flowers.) it burns.’ — M.S. sented by the colleges represented. up for the Whiskerino, for the Notorious in her hall as a noise- The solutions to pertinent prob­ purpose of determining the num­ maker she has a sign, “ The Wild lems on this campus may arise ber of men actually growing Ones,” on her door. She takes a next year as a result of htis con­ beards. Every person who has sunbath every day, her “ tanning ference. lessons,” she calls them. The hall signed up must be checked here in is having a race to see who can Trip to Berkeley order to receive credit for the or­ get the “ tannedest.” When asked New approaches to student gov­ ganization which he is represent­ how they’ll be judged, she said, ernment were being evaluated by ing- “ You line up in a row and see AS officers this week after four The winning organization will who is.” SBC leaders made a whirlwind be announced and’ awarded a cup Asked to see her trophy she ran trip to Berkeley and Davis. Pur­ later in the evening. ■ in and brought the glittering gold pose of the four-day journey early At 7:45 the judging for the pillar out. She thought it was “ so last week was to gain new insight longest beard and the most origi­ pretty, when I first say it I could into AS problems and further in­ nal beard will be held at the Bark­ only sit and stare.” It was pre­ ter-campus relations. er’s Stand. Contestants are asked sented to her by the President of George Allen, AS president; to be there promptly at 7:40. the Junior Chamber of Commerce. Joan Quintero, vice-president; Ken M. Frederics has donated two She was crowned at the Easter Ward, AMS president, and Pat sport shirts to be awarded as prizes Relay Banquet after her “ parade.” Scruggs, student union committee for the longest and the mtet orig­ Her*crown was made up of rhine­ chairman, made the tour, which inal beards. stones, in the form of steps, and was financed through Cal Club came to a point. by the Maclise Fund for inter­ Coexistence Theme Enjoys Sports campus relations. Ward and She thought the pole vaulting Scruggs are returning students and At Weekend Institute was “ amazing. It was so high and will be able to pass on the experi­ Three addresses on the theme they did it so gracefully. The ence gained to forthcoming ad­ “ Coexistence — Any Alternative” Special Mile was very exciting ministrations. are programed1 for this Friday and The group left Santa Barbara Saturday and will be open to the Sunday, spending Monday at public, announced the Santa Bar­ Berkeley and Tuesday at Davis, bara Institute of World Affairs, EL GAUCHO NEEDS A and returned Wednesday. The two sponsors of the series. campuses were toured and meet­ Discussion panels, program dis­ ings of various student government plays, and a round table will also STAFF CARTOONIST bodies at the host schools we be a part of the two day Institute, attended. The travelers reported one of the peace-making efforts of on their return that many valuable the American Friends Service Please Come to ideas had been received as a result Committee. Reservations for the of the trip, and that concrete sug­ program can be obtained from El Gaucho Office gestions based on its results will Mrs. Herbert Fingarette, registrar, EASTER RELAYS QUEEN MARIBETH HILLMAN is presented her trophy by Dick Horton, S.B. probably be presented in the form Santa Barbara Institute of World Junior Chamber of Commerce Chairman of the Relays. Maribeth reigned over the events of Sat­ of recommendations to next year’s Affairs, 3013 Lomita, Santa Bar­ If You Are Interested urday, Apr. 9. > council. bara, phone 5-2294. Page 2 EL GAUCHO Wednesday, April 13, 1955 reational activities. The fact is gree. However, this is a joint con­ the United States.” The book con­ that the students of SBC pay more cern of the A.S. and the Universi­ Faculty Notes sists o f writings by many known than $50,000 a year to the AS. I f - ty. And here is where the word DR. HENRY A. TURNER, as­ professional people, including gov­ How much of this has been ap­ “ education” must be clarified, as ernment officials, labor and farm propriated to meet the cultural it pertains to that part the A.S. has sistant professor of political sci­ leaders, businessmen and trained demands (apparently more urgent, in the education of the student ence, is the editor of a newly re­ observers. by 28 to 21, than the athletic en­ body. We do not claim that' our leased book entitled “ Politics in * * * thusiasms) of the student body? wmÊmmmm primary duty is to increase the DR. STEPHEN S. GOOD- Mr. Allen notes that the letter students intellectual capacities. factorily. And it is an insult in­ SPEED, chairman of the Com­ does not imply that the students University of California, Santa Barbara College We claim to increase the student’s deed when he gives no credit to mittee on Public; Ceremonies, ■ on this campus are “ intellectually iff Published eveirr Wednesday during the school year except during vacations social capacities so that, when ed­ those students who give freely of wishes to express the Committee’s incapable to comprehend a lecture and' examination periods by the Associated Students ol the University of ucated by this joint operation, he their' own time and effort in gov­ appreciation of the cooperation ex­ California, Santa Barbara College, Goleta, Calif. Opinions expressed herein on literary works and philosophy.” will be able to “ participate active^ erning, orgaifizing and carrying tended by the entire faculty and are those of the staff unless otherwise indicated. If it does not imply this, it implies ly in a modem society.” A student out the activities of the A.S. staff during the Inauguration- Entered as second-class matter Nov. 10, 1954, at the post office at Goleta, that the students are not interested must learn to meet people, work Instead of his cutting, cynical Calif., under the A ct o f March 3, 1879. Mailing charge is $2.00 per year, Dedication week. payable in advance. in “ literary works and philoso­ with them and experience coopera­ letters to the editor, why does he EDITOR ~ ------JOAN FRANTZ phy.” Mr. Allen’s assertion must tive activities both as a leader and not place his platform before the £ ^ i ? I A.IiT ~ E D I T 0 R ------CLARA MORF be considered a tremendous insult as a follower. Mr. Wolfe seems to student body for a test; and, if it DR. LORETTA M. BYERS, as­ ------BOB SILVERMAN not only to the intellectual curi­ think that the A.S. should assume is wanted by the student body, it sociate professor of education, left EDITORIAL ASSiSTANT ------.,------MARK DI SUVERO osity and aspirations of the student intellectual as well as social edu­ surely will’ be accepted. yesterday for a five weeks’ trip FEATURE EDITOR ______JACK NAKANO body, but to the reputation and cation; or, if I may read between So that Mr. Wolfe will not con­ through the West Indies and east-, MANAGING EDITOR ______" PAT SMITH integrity of the faculty, adminis­ the lines, intellectual education strue that I failed to answer his ern states to collect information on STAiT PHOTOGRAPHERS ------...... JIM W ORREL and JIM PITCHER tration and entire University. alone. questions, I will list them again: education and training methods !29iH L EDITOR ------THEO KNAPHURST Since Mr. Allen’s charges for a book now under preparation FEATURE WRITERS: Leo Paul Alvarez, Joanne Kyger, Jerry Perry, Sylvia Mr. Wolfe may have a legiti­ 1. Should the A.S. pay for a Klasson. against the student body are so mate argument against athletics. I lecture by Dr. Williams? NO. in collaboration with Dr. Eliza- ' REPORTERS: Nornie Carlson, Kelley Cartwright, Ann Davis, Marcia Leventhal, serious, the student body has a do not purport to go into a lengthy 2. Is the student body illiterate? beth H. Irish, assistant professor Dick Hendrickson, Christy Lord, Gayna Rice. right to expect a clarification of justification for athletics. How­ NO. of education. PHIL C. JACKS, JR., Advertising Manager his statement or an apology. And ever, the odd part about the tim­ 3. Should the A.S. sponsor inter­ Dr. Byers is on sabbatical leave the issue of Dr. Williams remains. ing o f the issue is that this is the collegiate athletics? YES. this semester for the purpose of Voting Systems ... Sincerely, opportune time to test the validity George Allen furthering research work on the Jerry Wolfe of his argument. Election time is President, ASUCSBC new volume. upon us. A platform denouncing The Preferential Voting System that will be used on Dear Editor: athletics— if that is the will of the May 6 has certain virtues and certain defects. This is the second in a series of students— will place Mr. Wolfe ip The virtues of this system are that: replies to “letters to the editor.” office and give him the opportuni­ (1 ) It eliminates the need for run-offs; The issues in question have grown ty to incorporate his ideas into the since the last issue of E.G. The student, government system. (2 ) The person who takes office is-certain to be popular. original issue of Dr. Williams, The portion of my letter which However, the virtues of this system are more than offset which still remains, has been sup­ Mr. Wolfe construed to question by the disadvantages. plemented with those of “ why-ath­ the “ reputation and integrity of letics” and “ why an illiterate stu­ the faculty, administration, and The disadvantages and defects of the preferential voting dent body.’’ Before going on with entire University” is, in my estima­ system are that: these, as I unwrap my bubble tion, an intentional misrepresen­ (1 ) People run for offices as personalities, and people gum, let us reflect a little on Mr. tation of context. I did not intend with personalities are not necessarily good student represen­ Wolfe’s letter as a whole. anything of the kind', and it is a direct insult to these people that tatives;' Every year there are criticisms and complaints by extreme fac­ he should assume such a thing and (2 ) Issues are not voted on. tions to the middle-of-the-road stu­ a personal insult that he should ac­ cuse me of such a thing. This system would function well in a student body which dent leaders. This is any student’s privilege. But it seems that Mr. was interested in, and where the reps-at-large tried to find out, Furthermore, it is a direct insult Wolfe has taken a stand that the to the student body, when he ac­ the opinions of as many members of the student body as pos­ A.S. has, as its primary duty, to cuses its members o f electing fel­ sible. This campus, however, is apathetic; there is little knowl- contribute to the education of the low students who are, as he im­ , edge of what the Legislative Council does. Issues do not come student body. This is true to a de­ plies, incapable of governing,satis- up at election times, only personalities. The best way to arouse an interest in the student body government is to have a voting system that is not based on popularity and personality but on issues. This could only be'done by initiating a straight voting system. HEY,THERE! MORE LUCKY DROODLES ! This straight voting system is susceptible to run-offs. This was the chief and crippling reason why the straight voting system was changed. Presently the system works against stu­ WHAT’S THIS? For solution see paragraph below. dents who have united to present issues. In the present prefer- ential. voting system the most popular candidate is elected. This is certainly the aim o f any election, but an electoral system that subdues issues is sadly deficient.— M . d i S . f o £ c lita % ,,, .Dear Editor: Let us consider the benefits ob­ I wish to take this opportunity tained by a student from the Wil­ to correct and supplement several liams lecture: he would have the remarks made by George Allen in COTTONTAIL RABBIT ON TW O BIRDS FIGHTING O V IR WORM opportunity to observe and hear a MOONLIT NIGHT his letter appearing in last week’s great poet and a great mind; he J oseph B ex A rlen J . K u k lin U.C.L . A. E l Gaucho. would possibly be inspired or en­ University of Nebraska The Underlying principle gov­ lightened; he might, in fadt, be erning Mr. Allen, and apparently ’educated. What comparable bene­ of the Student Finance Committee, fits would a student obtain from a is, to quote Mr. Allen, “ that the football game? Does anyone, even greatest number of students are Mr. Allen, actually doubt which benefited.” This principal is an benefits would be greater? There obvious take-off on Bentham’s “ the is, besides, the strong probability greatest happiness for the greatest that this would be the only chance number.” Bentham’s mistake was most students (as well as most in not recognizing qualitative dif­ members of the faculty) would ARE YOU, LOOKING for a completely enjoy­ ferences among pleasures. He did, have to hear Dr. Williams. however, recognize quantitative Mr. Allen has pointed out that able cigarette? Then get a due from the differences. Moreover, Mr. Allen the greatest number of students could not possibly— nor could any­ Droodle above, titled: Smoke rings blown must be benefited. Then why are POORLY MADE SLICE O f one else— carry out what he has we supporting athletics? Attend­ HOT DOG ON HAMBURGIR BUN by riveter enjoying Luckies. Fasten on to SWISS CHEESE proposed.' If he sincerely wished ance at athletic events shows that Burt Griffin David Russell Watson Franklin & Marshall to benefit the greatest number, only a small minority of students Wake Forest Luckies yourself. Luckies are such great why hasn’t he distributed bubble are benefited. In fact, only 21 gum and popcorn among the stu­ students attended the doublehead­ shakes because they taste better. And tt dent body? After all, more stu­ er with Pepperdine recently. Twen­ they taste better for excellent reasons. dents like bubble gum and pop­ ty-eight students signed the letter * r r £ / corn than foothall games. in last week’s E l Gaucho. Twenty- First of all, Lucky Strike means fine If Mr. Allen had weighed the two hundred dollars was appropri­ •tot a s t e benefits of the Williams lecture ated to send the track team to Ari­ tobacco. Then, that tobacco is toasted to and the number of students bene­ zona. One hundred fifty dollars fited against the benefits of a foot­ would bring Dr. Williams to our taste better. “Ifs Toasted” —the famous ball game and the number of stu­ campus. The 28 students who dents benefited, and if he had ob­ signed the letter were obliged, Lucky Strike process—tones up Luckies’ jectively decided that the benefits during a single academic year, to light, good-tasting tobacco to make it obtained from the football game contribute $840 for “ the privileges STUDENTS ! were greater, I would have no of membersflip” in ASUCSBC. EARN $25! taste even, better . . . cleaner, fresher, complaint. The fact remains that At one point Mr. Allen mentions Air. Allen never faced the issue. Lucky Droodles* are pouring in ! Where that we spend only $300 for rec- are yours? We pay $25 for all we use, and smoother. So, whenever it’s light-up time, for many we don’t use. So, send every enjoy yourself fully. Enjoy the better- LOOKING FOR A JOB? original Droodle in your noodle, with its descriptive title, to: Lucky Droodle, P. O. tasting cigarette . . . Lucky Strike. It won’t be long before school will be out and you graduates Box 67, New York 46, N. Y.

will be seeking a position. ♦D RO O D LE S. C op y rig h t 1958 b y R og er P rice REMEMBER . . . A photograph with an application is always ^ appreciated. Order yours now from . . . better taste Luclies... CIGARETTES j o t t e d . LUCKIES TASTE BETTER CLEANER, FRESHER, SMOOTHER! 7 La Arcada Court at 1114 State Street ©A.T. Co. p r o d u c t o f J & n e / u e x v n J o é a t x o -É c r n y itM W ' Am e r ic a ’ s l e a d in g manufacturer of c ig a r e t t e s OMt M W i Wednesday, April 13, 1955 EL GAUCHO Page 3 *7a ttic “7a id . » * * by Theo Knaphurst

The wind’s been giving Santa Congratulations to Maribeth Barbara a tongue lashing the past Hillman, Queen of the Easter Re­ I few days, spraying sand on hearty lays, and Princesses Bev Annis a (and brave) sunbathers and giv­ and Glory Green. And while in a • / ing eyeryone < the impression it’s complimentary vein, congrats to -S the beginning of March rather the Sigma Kappas for again win­ them April. Well, I for one would ning with their parasol. ¡rather have wind Rian ’showers, so on to the tales of past and pres­ Parasol Prom was really great ent. First to’ be considered is the and the Montecito Country Club ever-growing list of romance-mind­ was packed to overflowing. Seen ed people. Though we’re a little dancing in and out and all about late; with this item, the fact that were Theta Kathy Shedd and Delt Pi Phi Margaret James now wears Alec Haidos, Pi Phi Ann Marie the Delt pin of . Jess Walker is still Gardes and Jerry Combs, Norma f c i r b a ™ most newsworthy. In the more Hartley and Sig Ep Alan Gilmore, recent category is tKe announce­ Chi O Sylvia Read and Sig .Ep Coasf ment of DG Sue Hills’ pinning to Jack Sorenson, Marolyn Orbaugh John Winslow. Chi O Marilyn and Delt Don Heck, DG Sally m kkerino Hummel passed chocolates at 1704 Leflang and Lambda Chi Don last week to tell of her engagement Shipman, Delta Sig Ed Zimmer­ \ to Bill Coe. Another on the en­ man and Sandy Barth, Rich Ed­ gaged list is Rusty Dana to El wards and Joan Hudson, Theta Ruiz. Despite the fact that the Virginia Clark and Chuck Fair, Pi m ju re — all us wi£f\ bgar<5s Fire Dept, showed up too, DG Phi Judy Ward and Ron Stark, Patty Hawthorne and Sig Ep Dave Alpha Phi Barrie Dumont and Delt Hicks got their serenade recently Bob Rolph, ‘DG Maggie Walley in honor of their engagement—-the and Lambda Chi George Wheat, Fool on Campus” will descend to Sig Eps came bearing torches. Chi O Karen Bickenbach and Delt CAL NEWS the campus via helicopter. To vote Keith Leabura, Lee Powers and BERKELEY, Apr. 4— for the King of the Mardi Gras April Fool’s Day couldn’t go by Mary Stewart, Sig Ep Jim Arthur The London Debate Team cost each person a penny that and Alpha Phi Mona Crump, DG without Willow and Sequoia Halls BILL TUNING squared off against the Cal De­ went to the Unicamp fund. playing pranks on one another. Marilyn Sharp and Lambda Chi baters on the favoring side of the * * * Willow jumped the gun by getting Gary Parks, Theta Barbara Gree­ question, “ The place of the uni­ BERKELEY, Apr. 5— up at 5:00 and erecting various ley and Sig Pi Dave Robinson, and versity is not in the dust of the The Associated Students elec­ signs on Sequoia’s premises (“ For I could go on and on and on. Oh, arena.” tions campaigns have started with Sale,” “ Quarantine,” etc.). Se- yes, there with the orchestra by Ruth Lewin * * * Campus Characters a flurry of speeches and posters quoians reciprocated with a nice “ wives” were Panda and Glo, UCLA, Apr. 1— throughout the campus. All their long snake tossed in Willow. Val while the “ hubbies” played on An interesting character on this on campus came up and Bill At the Mardi Gras “The Biggest elective'offices are to be filled. Haines, zoology major, really took and on and on. usually colorless campus is Orville seemed to think that Santa Bar­ the wind out of the fellas’ sails, William Tuning (also known as bara is unduly dominated by these Lots of former students and however, when she picked it up Just Plain Orville William Tun­ groups. “ It shouldn’t be,” be said. grads around recently . . . Teddy and threw it back outside. ing) . The most colorful thing “ Greek groups should be left Tye MacGregor, Mitney Duke, about Orville (besides his red con­ alone. Don’t draw attention to ^ e * u u p L Kathy Cox to name a few. Ex­ Many fraternity-sorority get-to­ vertible) is his mustache and the them. They are probably essential pect we’ll see lots more for Bar­ • BEVERAGES gethers recently, such as the DG- fact that he holds some interesting but over-emphasi ed.” bary Coast. 2 • ICE CUBES Sig Tau joint. Also the Chi O’s opinions about institutions near Bill believes that people should and Delts had one which, because • • TOBACCOS A little bird and I are sharing and dear .to most of us. be natural. I thought this ex­ of the games played, kept everyone “ wonder ifs,” such as if Earl Hupp For example, he likes small col­ plained his mustache, but he cor­ Visit our Delicatessen Counter roaring,—and running. The Theta- will still be going down south each leges but when asked his candid rected me, saying, “ How can any­ Sig Ep joint featured a tape re­ ICE CREAM CHEESE LUNCH MEATS week since a certain female is now views on UCSBC he commented, one be a successfully unemployed IMPORTED FOODS FRESH BREAD cording of the fellows’ impressions out of the hospital. . . and if the “ What throws me about this school writer without shrubbery?” of Monday night meeting, includ­ For that late evening snack! Firehouse boys are really kidding is it’s a liberal arts college with ing a mock pinning. The evening twenty-three Phys.Ed. professors 5858 Hollister Avenue, Goleta Phone 8-2381 when they tell me they found a came to an end with a swimming ring in one of the members’ and half that many English pro­ Dialogue IV party at Annabelle Rea’s. rooms? fessors.” He added vehemently, “ This is a teachers’ college. I don’t by Bill Tuning By April 15 and 16 we should go to another school because I live SCENE: The toughest bar west really be in the gold-rush mood, here and it’s cheap.” of the Great Plains. Indeed, a GOLETA SERVICE, In Goleta its . . . what with the many fellas around This was a pretty provocative rough and bewhiskered crew is m e a n s school sporting beards of one de­ beginning. Bill is an English ma­ assembled therein. gree or another. (Even Garv is jor. He would like to see the de­ Narrator: So I walked into the sa­ managing some chin whiskers.) EXCELLENT SERVICE till partment widened to include more loon and there was Cactus Fred Everyone come out for Barbary creative writing and has worked and Slimey Pete. I said, “ How­ s h o p Coast— it’s really going to be the Home of Fine Texaco Products mEn’s seriously in this field. His entries dy Cactus Fred and Slimey greatest. Drop by and meet Joe and Lee ANGELUS PEGGERS have been accepted for three Pete.” Sigma Tau Gamma and Delta Slimey Pete: Howdy. Special Consideration to UCSBC Students and Faculty $4.50 straight years in the National Po­ DENIM SLACKS $4.95 Gamma shared compared for an etry Association. Personally, Bill Cactus Fred: Howdy. TIRES BATTERIES ACCESSORIES LUBES # * • Easter joint at the Sig Tau house prefers Hemingway and James Narrator: I says, “ Cactus Fred, I last Sunday.' Highlight of the event Jones, whom he called “ towering don’t like yer looks. Across from the Bank Phone 8-9841 5850 Hollister Ave. was a very unusual Easter “ egg” fictionalists of this century.” Cactus Fred: Howdy. . , . - hunt. Ask the DGs. The question of Greek groups Slimey Pete: Howdy. Cactus Pete: You don’t like what? Narrator: Yer looks. Cactus Fred: You don’t? Narrator: I don’t Cactus Fred: Yup? Narrator: Yup. Cactus Fred: I think I’ll shoot out yer left eye. Narrator: How come? I Cactus Fred: You don’t like my looks. Narrator: Yup? Cactus Fred: Yup. Narrator: Yeh, but that’s not a very funny routine. Cactus Fred: Nope? Narrator: Nope. Let’s kill Slimey Pete instead. Cactus Fred: How come? Narrator: This is a dialogue.

T A C O S FROSTY ROOT BEER Flame Broiled Hot Dogs and Hamburgers El Ranchito D rive In 2608 De la Vina

You finally meet the campus And then you find her summering M-m-man, 5731 Hollister Avenue queen— on graduation day! pext to your house on the b a y .. that's P U R E P L E A S U R E ! Goleta — WO 8-8871

RADIO — TV — . H M I For more pure pleasure .. . C A M ELSf Sales and Service We are the oldest and moat completely equipped service shop No other cigarette is so rich-tasting in Goleta.

P .S . No other brand has ever been able to match the pure pleasure in Camel's exclusive We service all makes and models. yet so m ild! blend of costly tobaccos — one of the reasons why Camels are America's most popular cigarette! •t X'-v-;- vv . ’ ■ J R -J. Beytiolde Tobeoco Ce.. Wineton-8 All repairs guaranteed 90 days. Page 4 EL GAUCHO Wednesday, April 13, 1955 Reynoldsmen Take Pepperdine Gaucho Hoopsters Invited Netters Second Time In 1955 Coach Lyle Reynolds’ Gaucho doubles combination all year long To Join “Major Loop” CBA tennis team traveled to Los An­ in an attempt to get his strongest geles last Friday to administer a team there, tried Ronnie Green tion to see whether the Gauchos Santa Barbara College athletic lopsided 9-0 defeat to the Pepper­ and Mike Perrett in that spot and officials have been approached by are interested in joining that dine Waves. those two worthies came through the California Basketball Associa- league in time for the 1955-56 cage This marked the second time with an easy 6-0, 6-2 win over Mc- season. this year that the Gauchos have Kevitt and Burns of Pepperdine. Were the Gauchos to accept the blanked Pepperdine, the other The win was the sixth in nine Dells No. 1 In Finals bid, they would be traveling in whitewashing taking place on the starts for the Gaucho team which the circles of major college basket­ Santa Barbara courts March 24. has lost only to top-ranking Red­ ball, as the CBA currently consists Of Volleyball Tourney A match originally scheduled lands, Cal Poly and Santa Barbara of USF, the nation’s No. 1 basket­ Delts No. 1, the winner of the for Saturday with the Santa aBr- Tennis Club. ball team; Santa Clara, always one winners’ bracket in Intramural bara Tennis Club was postponed RESULTS of the ■ top coast quintets; San Volleyball, will face the winner because of the conflict with the Singles — George Lederer (SB) Jose Seat (whom the Gauchos de­ of the losers’ bracket in the wind­ Easter Relays. The match will def. Reeves, 6-1, 2-6, 6-2; Pete feated this year), College of Pa­ up of the Intramural Volleyball probably be played early in May Lederer (SB) def. Di Ponzio, 6-2, cific, ¡and St. Mary’s Tournament. If the Dets win to­ when the Gauchos have an open 6-1; Walker (SB) def. Sun, 6-2, One of the CBA-member schools night the Championship is theirs, 6-3; Bernard (SB) def. Clark, 7-5, called -on Gaucho officials last date. if not, they will have to play the Friday’s match showed a clean 6-4; Green (SB) def.- Burns, 6-1,* week and mentioned that Santa same team again, the winner of the sweep for the Gauchos in every 6-1; Perrett def. McKevitt, 6-4, Barbara’s name had been suggest­ second contest winding up the game except first singles, when 6- 2. ed as a possible new league mem­ champs. The team the Delts will Reeves of the Waves managed to Doubles — Walker and Bernard ber, Dr. Theodore Harder, SBC play will be the winner ,of last win a set in his 6-1, 2-6, 6-2 loss (SB) def. Reeves and Clark, 7-5, athletic director, explained. night’s losers’ bracket final which to Santa Barbara’^ No. 1 singles 6-4; Lederer and Lederer def. Sun Harder declared that he would pitted Sequoia against Kappa Sig­ man George Lederer. and Di Ponzio, 6-2, 6-1; Perrett present the matter to the college ma. Coach Reynolds, who has been and Green def. McKevitt and board of athletic control at their In games last week Kappa Sig- , U.S.C.’s great discus and javelin thrower, was just Burns, 6-0, 6-2. next meeting. He pointed out, how­ maremained in the running with a one of the many great Trojan stars who competed in last Satur­ Tuesday night elimination of Yuc­ ever, that the college is more or day s Santa Barbara Easter Relays at La Playa Stadium. Koch ca, and on Wednesday night de­ less first committed to seeking ad­ took a second in the discus event (open division) as his U.S.C. feated Delts No. 2, led by Satch mission to the Southern California teammates took the team title. ■ ______A well known label in Magoffin and Bill Robinson, 12- Intercollegiate Athletic Conference. 15,' 15-9, 15-11. Frank Dobyns men’s Campus Wear , “ We have not yet learned wheth­ continued to spark the Kappa Sigs SPORTSCENE on both nights. er the SCIAC is receptive to our by Jordan Romeo I’ll admit right now that I am a In the only other game, Delts joining their conference,” Harder There seem to be two schools of member of the second group, and No. 1, led by Lee Powers, won stated. “ However, if we do not be­ th6ughi concerning the recent that I think we should accept mem­ bership in the CBA in time for the the winners’ bracket final, send­ come a member of the SCIAC, question as to whether the Gaucho ing Sequoia, paced by Ed Smith basketball team of Coach Willie 1955-56 season. Wouldn’t it be in then we certainly would give every and Mike Dunsmire, into the los­ Wilton should join, or at least keeping with the expansion move­ ers’ bracket by scores of 15-10, consideration to any bid from the make itself available for the Cali­ ment around this campus to start CBA. fornia Basketball Association. right now in big time sports? One line of reasoning says defi­ Wouldn’t you like to see players represented by GRIDDERS IMPRESS STAN IN SPRING nitely not, and here’s why: Since like big Bill Russell of USF, or the CBA contains such big names Ken Sears of Santa Clara trodding John “ Mac” MacLellan in basketball as San Francisco the boards of our proposed shiny DRILLS; VARNER, COUTTS, WILEY SHINE (the nation’s No. 1 college team), new gymnasium ? I say let’s go big league in basketball n o y ! by Glenn Dickey will come through, emphasized the Santa Clara (always a Pacific 1005 STATE • near CARRILLO Spring football practice at Santa Gaucho head man. Among those Coast power), St. Mary’s, San Jose Barbara College headed into its who have looked sharp so far State, and College of Pacific, what RELAYS SUMMARIES have been John Coutts, Bruce Var­ chance have the Gauchos to finish third .week today and Gaucho OPEN EVENTS mentor Stan Williamson was very ner, Ed Wiley, Roy .Gaebel, and anywhere but last? What fun would it be to have a perennial Special Mile — (SC), pleased with the squad’s showing. Jim “ Lucky” Pullman. 4:18.7 (New Record) ; Gordon Mc- “ We’ve had more boys out this Coutts, a freshman who will be also-ran representing SBC? And Clenathen (S B C ), Bill Collins (Ariz. year, about 37, than the total from a sophomore by next season, has besides, the Gauchos are more or U.), Bruce Webb (Pasadena. the last four years of spring prac­ looked good calling signals from less committed to join the SCIAC Discus — Sam Iness (L A A C ), 179 ft. everywhere you look, if and when that league decides to 7% in.; Des Kock (SC), Howard tice,’ ’ enthused Williamson. “ Part­ his quarterback position and will Smith (SC), (UCLA). ly because of the large turnout undoubtedly help the Gauchos in take us in. — Ernie Shelton (SC), A second group is of the opinion and partly because of the boys that spot. Williamson also said that 6 ft. 9 % inf (New Record) ; Bob Find- somebody's wearing themselves, there’s also been a bet­ he has another boy, currently that we should forget the SCIAC, ler (Pomona), Jeter (SC), Warren Shelton (L A A C ), in three-way tie for ter attitude than at any time since working, who will be in school which has thus far not shown any particular interest in Santa Bar­ second at 6 ft. 7 in. I’ve coached here.” next, year and is reputed to be a 120-Yard High Hurdles — Williard The squad h?s been coming top-flight signal-caller. bara as a league member, and do Wright (L A A C ), 14.6; Clayne Jansen WHITE STAG along fine despite a thinness in the Varner has been especially im­ our utmost to gain entry into the (Camp Pendleton), Art Barnard (LA coaching ranks. With “ Doc” Kelli- pressive in the spring drills. Bruce, CBA. The rarified atmosphere of AC), John Morgan (SC). major college basketball appeals Broad Jump — Mai Andrews (U of play clothes her busy working on the Easter who will also be a sophomore next Ariz.), 24 ft. 6% in.; Harold Schultz Relays last week, Williamson was fall, has added weight and now to these people, who also feel that (Edwards AFB), C. R. Roberts (USC alone working with the gridders, a packs about 190 pounds which the Gauchos Will be able to hold Frosh), Larry Weaver (Edwards AFB). monumental task. He hopes to be adds considerable power and drive their own in such a tough league. Two-Mile Relay — San Francisco Membership ins uch a league Olympic Club (Nelson, Simpson, Pratt, able to add another coach to the from halfback .without robbing Suprrier), 7:29.5 (New Record) ; LA badly under-staffed ranks in the him of any of his flashy speed. would attract a talented crop of AC, SC, San Diego State. near future. Gaehel, another back, has been basketball players and keep the — Ray Martin (SC) 54 ft,, Two ex-footballers, Mike Noon­ switched from fullback to left half level of play right up where it was 4 in.; Richard Bronson (SC Frosh), Ernie Smith (Pomona), Dexter Regatz an and Warren Ventnor helped and looks much more impressive this season when the Gauchos won 18 and lost, only seven. (LAAC). Williamson with the coaching there. Distance Medley — SC Frosh (Quig­ chores until the return of Kelliher. Wiley has looked like a real ley, Taylor, Montgomery, Ledesma), Williamson expects the Gauchos standout in the line so far. Big Ed 10:07. (New Record) ; LAAC, San Di­ played last year but didn’t impress Rochelle Nine Drops ego State. to be much improved oVer last Half-Mile Relay — SC (Coyle, Mor­ year, on the basis of what he has much because of “ service-rust.” gan, Larabee, Bugbee), 1:27.1; LAAC, seen so far. Of course, many of the Apparently he has worked that out Three League Tilts Camp Pendleton. 100-Yard' Dash — Mike Aggostini boys that will play a lot of football of his system now and is ready for A sharp blow was dealt to the a big year. (Fresno State), 9.6; Howard Bugbee in the fall are presently engaged in championship hopes of Coach (SC), Ed Scott (Santa Barbara), Rudy other sports and haven’t come out Pullman, a Monrovia High grad­ Rene Rochelle’s Gaucho baseball- Alston (Occidental Frosh). for spring practice. Nevertheless, uate who has completed a tour of ers as they dropped three straight Quarter-Mile Relay — SC (Coyle, Morgan, Larabee, Bugbee), 42.2; Camp Stan was optimistic over the team’s duty in the Marine Corps, may be league contests over die weekend, the find of the camp. The 190- Pendleton, LAAC. chances. a double-header to Cal Poly and a Pole Vault — (LAAC), Some of the boys are too inex­ pound guard looks like the answer single game to the defending CC, 14 ft. 10 in. (New Mark) ; Fred Barnes perienced to help the Gauchos next to Williamson’s prayers for line AA champion Fresno State Bull­ (Olympic d u b ) , three-way tie, Bon fall but many of the large turnout help. Smith (LAAC), Walt Levack (SC), dogs. Ron Morris (SC). ODDS LEAD CO-ED BOWLING LEAGUE The first game of the Poly twin Javelin — Leo Long (Olympic d u b ), bill was a close one which went 11 242 ft. SVj in (New Record) ; Bill CO-ED BOWLING LEAGUE STANDINGS innings before the Mustangs came Miller (UNATT), Dick Righter (Olym­ 17 7 7884 598 1664 3 THE O D D S ...... >...... 23 away with a 4-3 triumph. Gary pic Club), (Cal Tech). 14 10 7982 589 1641 Mile Relay — SC (Quigley, Perdue, 8 ALLEY CATS ...... >...... 23 Morris, Gaucho second sacker, had 13 11 7988 632 1717 Marshall, Larabee) ,3:15.6 (New Rec­ And no wonder . . . 7 MIXED NUTS ...... 23 belted a home run in the ninth ord) ; LAAC, Santa Barbara, Cal Poly 9 7921 628 1643 FIREBALLS ...... 23 15 inning to tie up the game at 2-2 (San Dimas). the new spring 11 6350 594 1632 POTLUCK ...... * ...... 23 13 and send it into extra innings. In JUNIOR COLLEGE collection is shapelier than ALLEY BYES ...... 23 13 11 7738 575 1657 Discus — Marvin Anderson (Hart­ the top oft he 11th pitcher Pete ever, yet just as practical. 17 7351 559 1544 nell) 139 ft. 2 in.; Nelson Visai (Or­ HI B A L L S...... 23 7 Walski belted a homer to put the 18 7557 543 1559 ange Coast), Duane Lemon (El Cami­ That wonderful Original WOODPECKERS ...... 23 6 Gauchos ahead 3-2. However, the no), Gary Johnson (Orange Coast). Sailcloth is air-condition­ INDIVIDUAL STANDINGS Mustangs pushed across two runs Relays record 159 ft. 3 in. in the last of the frame to win the Pole Vault — John Kennedy (Orange ed, woven to breathe, HI BALLS GA TP AVGHCP THE ODDS GA TP AVGHCP Coast) and Art Delbrook (Santa Bar­ easy to wash. decision. bara) tie for first, 11 ft, 6 in; Rich­ Strip«! Blazer. 44 Greene' 18 2815 156 29 Ray Sells 9 1198 133 In the second game, Cal Poly ard Gilman (P ierce), no fourth. Relays “I L u g li«" 52 n Nancy Ingles 1653 110 60 Rentchler 18 2188 122 scored six runs in the first inning, record 13 ft. 5% in. J-button H u «. $8.95 In Neapolitan stripes, Evans , 15 1075 72 85 Hays 15 2135 142 38 taking advantage of a single and Mile Relay — Pierce (Rudd, Shelly, Coolmata Shirt, solid colors or prints. three walks given up by starting Johnson, Robb) 3:32.8; Antelope Val­ FIRE BALLS WOODPECKERS ley, no third or fourth. Relays record •(Sanforizad • Here’s a perfect action- Gaucho chucker Duane Mittan, Reid 18 2350 131 46 Wise 15 1702 113 58 3:22.7. Cotton Brooddoth and a pair of two-run bingles off 120-Yd. High Hurdles — Terry West- fashioned group to take Greenspan 12 921 77 82 Bell 18 1943 108 61 with flattaring reliever Buck Taylor. ley (Pierce) 15.3; Fred Hardon -Italian Collar". $3.« off to far places. Hayden 18 1999 111 59 Yagel 9 927 103 64 The luckless Gauchos collected (Pierce), Kerr (El Camino), Jerry Watson (Allan Hancock). Relays rec­ Salari Shorts. ALLEY BYES MIXED NUTS 15 hits in the twin bill to 13 for ord 15.1. Jamaica tonfili de Ponce 18 2198 122 52 Ed Smith 15 2153 143 à8 Cal Poly, but also committed eight 100-Yd. Dash — Ernest Shelby ■Ith bont-zip Iseman 18 2232 124 50 Dunmire 15 2020 135 43 errors in a costly defensive lapse. Continued on page six and lido pockots. $196 Phipps 18 1855 103 64 Sandham 9 1147 127 48 Saturday, the Gauchos traveled O t t e to Fresno where they took a 10-4 MOTHER’S DAY PORTRAITS ALLEY CATS POT LUCK drubbing- from the Bulldogs. San­ 47 Withrow 15 1220 81 79 Give Mom what she wants most! Middlewood 12 1546 129 ta Barbara again committed seven Appointments now—Phone 8-2892 40 Simpkins 18 2518 140 40 California Corner Hanly 18 2526 140 errors against Fresno who raked 12 1904 159 27 GILBERTS 727 State St. Stokes 18 2787 155 30 Christensen three SBC hurlers for 14 hits. The o f Goleta Phone 2-7671 INDIVIDUAL HIGH GAME HIGH TEAM SERIES Gauchos host the Bulldogs in a 5854 Hollister Ave. Phone 8-2892 Jim Christensen — 224 Pot Luck — 657 doubleheader this Saturday. BIGGEST CROWD' SEES RELAY MARKS FALL

Wednesday, April 13, 1955 EL GAUCHO Page 5

SPORTS EDITOR ...... JORDAN ROMEO

SPORTS WRITERS ...... ARNALDO SOUS, GLENN DICKEY, RICH EDWARDS

on^inpyjojo^8j9eB^ j (iii^tij¡oio¿ojojp Why do more college men and women smoke

ERNIE SHELTON, great V.S.C. high jumper, who broke his -inches. Shelton, who jumps with one shoe, has jumped 6 ft. 11 in. VICEROYS own Relays record of 6 feet 7 inches with a leap of 6 feet 9% and may well crack the 7 ft. harrier this season. dence in his considerable ability as he cleared 6 feet before he Re­ S. F. Olympic Club Wins moved his warmup jacket. Dumas than any other barely missed clearing 6 ft. 7 in. as the crowd held their collective “ 2nd Fastest” 2-Mile Relay breath. by Glenn Dickey McClenathen, finished second, be­ Another Centennial athlete, Ken Dennis, thrilled the crowd with a A top-flight field of athletes, ing clocked in the time of 4:21.5. 9.6 clocking in the special high spurred on by perfect 77>degree Pole vaulter deluxe Bob Rich­ school 100' yard dash. The time filter cigarette? weather and an enthusiastic crowd ards set another record in his spe­ failed to go into the books as a of 6,500, shattered 23 records, cialty, with a vault of 14 feet 10 new record only because the wind eight in the collegiate and open di­ inches. Richards ran a 220 lap for velocity of 5.1 was over the maxi­ visions, and 15 in the high school the Los Angeles Olympic Club in mum allowable wind of 4.47. The division, in the 17th edition of the the 880 relay and the race seemed short Dennis finished far ahead of mammoth Easter Relays Saturday. to rob Richards of some of his BECAUSE ONLY VICEROY GIVES the pack in this race. The meet, probably the biggest strength, as he failed to top 15 Relays yet, was very well handled feet, a mark he has topped more YOU A PURE, NON-MINERAL, throughout the day with the final than 50 times in the past. Gauchos Tangle With event being completed within two The gigantic Sim Inessy. ex-USC NON-TOXIC FILTER WITH minutes of the scheduled time. and now of the Los Angeles Olym­ Probably the outstanding event pic Club, thrilled the sweltering Westmont Thinclads of the day was the sensational two- crowd with a winning discus toss The Thinclad performers shift 20,000 FILTER TRAPS mile relay victory of the San Fran­ of 179 feet, 7% inches, which land­ into a new gear this weekend as cisco Olympic Club. The Olympic ed on the track. It was the best coach Ernest Michael is reshaping IN EVERY FILTER TIP! Club foursome, anchored by world toss of the year for the young his team in preparation for a sure 880 record-holder Lon Spurrier, giant. victory against the nearby West­ whirled around the track eight Ernie Shelton of USC, the mont Warriors who come to the times in the startling clocking of world’s best active high-jumper, Yes, only Viceroy has this filter composed of 20,000 new campus track field this Satur­ 7 :29.5, the second fastest time for broke his own Relays high jump day afternoon. 1 . tiny filter traps. You cannot obtain the same filtering this event in the annals of United record of 6 feet 7 inches which he Gordon McClenethen, great Gau- eho distance runner, finished The result of his “ over-running” action in any other cigarette. States track. Spurrier easily held shared with teammate Floyd Jeter, is that the leaders in the running the huge lead given him over Mai as he leaped 6 feet 9% inches. second to U.S.C.’s frosh phenom, Besides being non-mineral and non-toxic, this cellu­ Max Truex, in Nick Carter Spe­ events will run ip the respective Whitfield as he came around in Shelton then made a try at the longer distance above them. Thus, cial Mile event". 2. lose-acetate filter never shreds or crumbles. 1 :49.3. This event -was somewhat seven-foot barrier and narrowly Gordon McClenathen will run the disappointing in that it was sup­ missed on his second try at the The Viceroy filter wasn’t just whipped up and rushed point winners as each scored 5% two-mile run instead of the mile. posed to match Spurrier and Whit­ height. points. He will be attempting to set a new 3. to market to meet the new and skyrocketing demand field, two-time Olympic 800 meter Leo Long, ex-Stanfordite now USC’s mighty Trojans, perren- mark of 9:52 min. for filtered cigarettes. Viceroy pioneered. Started champion. However, all semblance with the SF Olympic Club, tossed nial national track champions, Lou Kummerow, meanwhile, research more than 20 years ago to create the pure of a contest was lost when Spur­ the javelin 242 feet 8% inches to show the way in team scoring, as will double his usual distance to a rier’s teammates gave him a com­ shatter the old mark of 224 feet, and perfect filter. was expected, as they racked up mile where he is expected to tread manding lead for the anchor lap. % inch. 44 points. LAAC was second with near 4:30 min. Larry Smith hopes Smokers en masse report that filtered Viceroys have Little Max Truex, USC fresh­ Mai Andrews of the University 33 points, and SF Olympic Club to do two minutes or better in the man who holds the high school • a finer flavor even than cigarettes without filters. of Arizona set a new mark in the third with 15, while the 4th place half mile. Ed Austin, Gaucho star mile reccjrd, set a new Relays rec­ open broad jump with a jump of high jumper, will be transformed 4 Rich, satisfying, yet pleasantly mild. Gauchos had nine points. On their ord in his specialty when he won 24 feet, 5% inches. way to the 44 points, the Trojans into a 220 dash man and discus the Nick Carter Mile in 4:18.7. Viceroy draws so easily that you-wouldn’t know, Richards and USC’s Howard distance medley and quarter mile heaver Dud Carlson will combine The sentimental favorite, Gordon Bugbee were the top individual • without looking, that it even had a filter tip . . . and relay.teams set new\meet marks. with Earl Carter in the century 5 In the high school division, 15 thus leaving ace dashman Ed Scott Viceroys cost only a penny or two more than ciga­ new marks were set by the star- in the 440 plus the broad jump, a rettes without filters! studded field. new assignment In the 440 Ed Centennial dominated this part will aim at 49 seconds flat. That’s why more college men and women smoke VICEROYS For the Best ’Burger in Town! of the meet as they finished on top John Anderson, who teams up than any other filter cigarette. . . that’s why VICEROY is the in team scoring, with 31 points, with Dud in the discus, is working largest-selling filter cigarette in the world! ’Burgers 20c and contributed four record-break­ on a triple assignment in the high Hot Dogs 20c ers to the day’s festivities. hurdles and the high jump besides Fries 1 0c Malts 2 0 c The outstanding mark of the the discus. Another converted hur­ day was set in the high jump by dler is Marv Ashby in the lows, Shrimp and Fish Boats 35c of Centennial who his specialty is the javelin. Johnny Morris is to compete in either the (complete with fries and sauce) leaped 6 feet, 4% inches. The Con­ fident Dumas showed his confi­ 220 or 440.

DE LA VINA WHY BE STUCK... DRIVE-INN on the campus without transportation Call a Taxi — same price for one or four Anytime — Day or Night 2912 De la Vina Phone 2-8512 CALL 20,000 TINY Famous for Burgers’ 3988 FILTER TRAPS ... COURTESY CAB C O . plus Richer, Smoother Flqvor HAPPY BURGER (Santa Barbara College Branch) Page 6 EL GAUCHO Wednesday, April 13, 1955 RELAYS SUMMARIES *Stimulatingf Debate Continued from page four With Humor Keynote T I E M Û ¥ Ï (Pierce) 10.2; Larry Fitzjarrald (Phoe­ nix), Barry Liker (Santa Barbara), Between Britain, SBC by Jack Nakano ed at the present time in this Bill Conway (Santa Barbara). Relays Continued from page one Schedules Subject to Change world. record 9.8. Generally, the British team up­ Without Notice Next week the Fox Arlington Distance Medley — Hartnell (Fierro, will present a stage show featur­ Mix, Jasper, Rond), 10:58.6; Pierce, held the belief that the university FOX ARLINGTON no third or fourth. Relays record 10:21.0 W ednesday - Thursday ing a Dr. Jekyl, who specializes in Broad Jump— Ernest Shelby_(Pierce) should be a little above the com­ “ Underwater,” Jane Russell, illusions. It is featured as “ a grue­ 23 ft. 3% in.; George Wallace (Pierce) mon everyday activities of life and some adventure into fear and Bill Gustafson (Orange Coast), Robert Richard Egan thus give it a chance to be an ob­ dread” and the playing time of Burrows, (Allan Hancock). Relays rec­ “ Abbott and Costello Meet the ord 24 ft. % in. jective observer and contribute its Keystone Cops,” Bud Abbott, midnight, Friday, April 22, seems Javelin — Don Kelliher (Santa Bar­ Lou Costello to be appropriate for such enter­ bara) 1J7 ft. 11% in.; Herb Montoya full time to study, while the Santa Friday on tainment. (Phoenix), Jerry Watson ,Allan Han­ Barbara debaters upheld the oppo­ The English Speaking Union cock), Jerry Kirkland (Orange Coast). “ A Man Called Peter,” Jean Pe­ Relays record 193 ft. 8 in. site. This they tried to prove by ters, Richard To

© booerr & M m e Tmacco C o