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LETTER FROM THE EDITOR Welcome to Scholastic. The magazine may not look any different, but the people working behind the scenes have changed. Some have simply moved up the ladder; others are new. SCHOLASTIC Starting with this issue, Scholastic will be the responsibility of the 1994-95 Editorial Board. All NOTRE DAME'S STUDENT MAGAZINE Dear Editor:' of us are excited to continue Scholastic's tradition as the oldest college publication in the I found Michelle Crouch's article, "Around the World - Partici country. Vol. 135, No. 16 pants in Saint Mary's Semester Around the World Program talk . It is my pleasure to announce the following new additions to our staff. Taking over the March 24,1994 about their travels"(February 24, 1994) to be an interesting one, yet campus life department will be junior Tim Chasteen. Our new sportseditoris T.Ryan Kennedy, I was left with one question. Since the program is indeed sponsored . a freshman who worked as an assistant news editor, with last year's staff. Mary Kate Morton, Disce Quasi Semper Victurus Viva Quasi eras Moriturus by Saint Mary's, why wasn't. Dr. Pullapilly, the director of the a sophomore, moves from assistant to editor in Departments. Sophomore Collette McKenna program and Saint Mary's professor, or even one Saint Mary's is assuming copy editing duties, and juniors Dana Anderson and Elizabeth Hanlon will be Founded 1867 student interviewed? If Saint Mary's wasn't mentioned in either the working as advertising managers. We are glad to have them on the staff and wish them all good / title, or the frrst paragraph, people would assume that the program luck. was one of Notre Dame's. With all of the recent hype about improving relations between the two colleges, which by the way I do On the cover EDITOR IN CHIEF agree with, I think it would have been appropriate to give credit As citizens across the country grapple with escalating crime rates, and politicians introduce Katie E. Wiltrout where credit is due. gun-control bills and new sentencing guidelines for criminals, it is obvious that the issue of MANAGING EDITOR personal safety is growing more important College campuses are not immune to crime. Notre Mark J. Mitchell IV Sincerely, Dame, although a protective institution when it comes to morals and student behavior, is Clare Heekin EXECUTIVE EDITOR sometimes powerless to stop crime from flltering on to the campus. Christopher Blanford Regina Hall This week's cover story on safety and crime at Notre Dame examines some different Class of 1996 perspectives of the issue: Chris Lenlm writes a general article about crime, Chris Regan takes . NEWS a look at SafeWalk, an organization dedicated to making the campus safer, and Stacie Jonas Editor: Michelle Crouch previews Sexual AssualtAwareness Week, which starts on Monday. maddition, a Notre Dame Assistant: Chris Lenko student describes in the Final Word the agony and powerlessness which accomplUlY being CAMP,US LIFE raped, and the difficult road to recovery. Editor: Tim,Chasteen We hope that this issue will remind each student that the best way to be safe is to be infonned. ' SPORTS Take an interest in campus safety. As a community, our duty is to make sure that everyone, Editor: T. Ryan Kennedy regardless of gender or age, is safe. ENTERTAINMENT Also in this issue Editor: Miranda C. Sanford BRUNO'S PIZZA With all the media coverage ofthe conflict raging in Bosnia-Herzegovina, it is easy to become DEPARTMENTS hardened to the gruesome events of war and suffering of millions of people. WbneNotre Dame Editor: Mary Kate Morton may seem far removed from the reality of war, it is not Notre Dame student Deborah Dinkle PHOTOGRAPHY is taking a year off from school to do service work in Bosnia. In this issue's campus life section, Editor: Brent Tadsen 1111 .. JIII she tells her story. Even more moving are the words of the students she teaches. Bombarded -" "~, ' with graphic pictures of war, this is a rare chance to read the words of students our age who are COPY caught in the middle of the conflict The story runs on page 10. Editor: Colfette·McKenna Bruno's Mor~h On the lighter side, there is still the Gipp's irreverent humor, Week in Distortion and On Other GRAPHIC ARTS ·1)'Open for carry out and delivery only Accepting reservations on weekends. Campuses. Enjoy our fJISt issue. Manager: Charlie Kranz , from 4 p.m. -1,0 p.m. weekdays, Available for private parties and banquets. and 4p.m. to midnite on weekends. Katie E.. 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ceedings are closed to the public, records are are quick to stress that "Notre Dame is not tion the South Bend Police Department's not made available, and a university's crime immune to crime." priorities. "It is poor use of your valuable statistics remain'low.' According to duLac, "Safety is a relative thing," according to time when your officers are called upon to disciplinary conferences and administrative Phil Johnson, assistant director of university break up Notre Dame parties," wrote student hearings at Notre Dame are closed to all but security. "In general I think this campus is government in a letter to the South Bend those who are associated with the case. safe" he said. "But I don't compare the Police Department. "We respond to every I Safe or The 1991 Student Right-to-Know and crime statistics, and I don't think compari crime problem when it occurs. The incident Campus Security Act, however, requires sons have much value." Johnson explained was causing a big problem and that's why U.S. universities and colleges to report all that many factors influencing crime statis we were out there," Williams said. campus crimes directly to the FBI and to tics are not taken into account in such analy Football weekends are also a potentially make campus crime statistics available to ses. The location of the campus, whether it dangerous time for robberies, according to students and their families. Statistics result is in an urban or rural setting and the cam Williams, who cited increased alcohol con ing from this law show that clime on college pus' relations with the community or police sumption as a factor. A Washington Post campuses is increasing. Between 1992 and agencies affect its crime rate. He also noted study revealed that 70 percent of all violent 1993, there were 17 murders, 466 rapes, 448 crime on college campuses is directly re forcible sex- offenses, 1,322 weapons ar lated to alcohol intoxication. rests, 1,353 robberies, and 3,224 aggravated .' . The main issue in the discussion of cam assaults at 744 institutions with student bod 32 percent of colleges pus crime, according to Johnson, is the lack ies of 5,000 or more. and universities skew of awareness. "Students feel relatively safe However, crime statistics at Notre Dame here, and because they do, they might do are below the national average. In 1992, statistics and conceal things they otherwise wouldn't, like leave there were two reports of aggressive assault. information about the their rooms unlocked or leave valuables five burglaries, eight thefts and 647 larce unattended," Johnson said. nies. There were no reported rapes on the . extent of crimes on Gina Morse, who has been a monitor in Notre Dame campus during 1992, and only Pasquerilla East for 12 years, agreed: "If two charges of forcible sex offenses. their campuses .. students were more aware of what goes on, The rate of violent Brent Tadsen 70 percent of all that crimes which occur off campus are not With the increase of crime on college campuses, reported. crimes on college violent crime Corporal Thomas Williams of the South campuses is still one students and campus officials are voicing concerns on college campuses Bend Police Department said that his pre cinct works fairly closely and shares infor tenth that.of crimes Andrea Gutierrez, a Notre Dame senior, Notre Dame. "People think so ideally about is directly related to mation with the Notre Dame Police Depart . in the general by Chris Lenko thinks it is. This year on Valentine's Day, this campus because of the type of people alcohol intoxication. ment. but he was not sure whether off-cam Gutierrez distributed copies of a flyer which who are supposed to go here and the whole pus students are more likely to be victims of community. n 1990, frustrated with Brown she had made for a sociology class assign idea of theNotre Dame family," Gutierrez crime, since "a lot of things that go on on- I University's reluctance to investigate in ment The flyer featured the silhouette of a said. "I think the idea of students commit However, the host of support services campus don't get reported." we wouldn't have to talk to students who go cidents of sexual violence and harassment. male Notre Dame student with the title ting crimes against other stndents frightens a available to sexual assault victims suggests A big concern of many students is safety out walking alone at night or tell them to lock an angry student took matters into her own "WANTED: RAPIST:' At the bottom, it lot of people." that rape is a much larger problem than the in off-campus housing. The rate of violent their doors. Students still don't think any hands, scrawling the name of her rapist on a warned women of Notre Dame and Saint It does. Crime is a sensitive issue on most numbers· show. crimes on college campuses is still one-tenth thing can happen to them." stall in the second floor bathroom of the Mary's: "You must be aware and protect college campuses, and Notre Dame is no The Notre Dame Police Department ac- that of crimes in the general community, The Notre Dame Police Department has Rockefeller Library. The action sparked yourself always." The flyer sparked contro exception. A high rate of criminal activity knowledges that crimes involving sexual according to the International Association tried to make its campus safe. The university immediate responses; the names of at least versy and· prompted an angry letter from tarnishes a university's image and can nega offenses tend to be underreported; and that of Campus Law Enforcement Administra observes the policies outlined in the Student fifteen other male students were added to the Michelle Cummings, co-chair of the Cam tively affect everything from the number of the statistics for crimes of this nature are tors. And because the Student Right-to Right to Know and Campus Security Act of list. Male students responded with charges pus Alliance for Rape Elimination (CARE). applicants to the amount of alumni funding inaccurate. Know and Campus Security Act dOes not . 1990, by making statistics available to the of libel and harassment, and the administra "First of all, it put the responsibility on the a school receives. A 1992 report by the . While the university might not be respon- require the reporting of off-campus crime, public, offering rape prevention education tion was forced to reassess its policies for women and it's not a women's issue, it's Campus Safety and Security Institute re sible for the low incidence of reporting statistics on it are difficult to obtain. classes and providing on campus counseling handling criminal complaints. everybody's issue," she said. "And it points vealed that 32 percent of colleges and uni crimes, the statistics can give students and Off-campus students are more likely to for rape and assault victims. Johnson said While the Brown incident received na a fmger at all men, when it's only some versities skew statistics and conceal ipfor their parents a false sense of security . have their homes burglarized during fall and that in order to make Notre Dame a safer tional media coverage, such occurrences are men." . mation about the extent of crimes on their Safety is a major concern for incoming . spring breaks than on-campus students, ac place to live, the university "needs to· in isolated events. Certainly crime is not a Gutierrez defended her flyer, saying she campuses. freshmen, according to associate director of cording to Williams, so they should take crease the awareness of people who live here major problem for colleges in rural or subur designed and distributed the poster to stu Instead of having the police arrest stu admissions Bob Mundy. When questioned special precautions to prevent this. in terms of what they can do. Those in the ban areas, or for private schools, and espe dents in La Fortune, the dining halls and her dents, universities often charge offenders about the crime situation, admissions offic- The recent SUDS (Stop Underage Drink best position to fight crime are the people cially not for Catholic schools. classes because she believes tha:trape-and with rule infractions, enabling their own ers usually refer parents to the security pam- ing and Sales Taskforce) raid on Lafayette who live here, and they can do this by taking Or is it? crime in general- is not acknowledged at administrators to hold court. These pro- phlet for information, but Mundy said they Square has caused many students to ques- an interest in one another." .0 .4 SCHOLASTIC MARCH 24, 1994 5

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---~------~---~-- ---~ ------NEWS NEWS Dame's commitment to safety. Along with that gets you out of DeBartolo every night at rolled, 525 women would have been the vic a rape in the D-2 parking lot, this attack has 2a.m., we'll havea SafeWalk team meet you tims ofrape or attempted rape, and there were raised concern about the security of the there at 2 a.m.," explained Kipp. 303 raptists or potential rapists on campus. campus. If students are concerned about the danger Preventive measures such as SafeWalk, The issue even found its way into the of waiting late at night for a SafeW alk team campus lighting and call-boxes have been recent campaign for student body president, to arrive, they can call ahead and SafeWalk implemented on campus, but professor Ava Two's when one ticket argued for bus transporta will meet them. Ribbons of Collins, a CARE executive committee mem tion from D-2 to campus buildings. Since SafeWalk is in the process of improving ber, suggested that the problem should be David Hungeling and Matt Orsagh did not its own communications on campus with a addressed at its roots. include safety in their winning platform, special emphasis on communication in male ''There is a prob questions remain as to whether campus se dorms. Kipp explained that while female lem with accepted Company, curity programs will be expanded. dorms were inundated with information patterns of behav SUD., March 27 - Annual "Take In the middle of this debate is SafeW alk, about the Grotto attack, many male dorms Hope ior," she said. "All Back the Night" march, 7 p.m., War a specialized arm of Notre Dame security were still unaware of the incide~thfee days male dorms allow Memorial. that provides escort service anywhere on later. And there are very few male students Sexual Assault Awareness Week unacceptable banter Mon., March 28 - Steve campus. According to Karen Kipp,student who feel comfortable calling SafeWalk. and conversation Three's coordinator, the SafeWalk program has ex "Actually, there have only been six or seven aims to broaden· student Thompson speaks on the "why's and that are not stopped how's" of rape, 12 p.m., Saint panded this year to meet the increased con male calls in all the years that SafeW alk has . or analyzed. There Mary's Stapleton Lounge; 7 p.m., cern for safety on campus. "We've probably been around," said Kipp. COnSClOUSneSs are very high ten Hesburgh Library Auditorium. doubled the number of walks this year. Another key to improving SafeWalkis the sions between males Tues., March 29 - "The Dating We've also increased advertising and com professionalism of the walkers. SafeWalk and females on this Safety has extensive bylaws that mandate, among Game," 7:30 p.m., Saint Mary's munication with rectors," she said. campus, and it is Haggar Parlor. SafeWalk is managed by a combination of other things, that walkers are not allowed to hard to be 'just Wed., March 30 - Movie The students and police. The composition of the proposition' the students they escort. The friends.' Weneedto SafeWalk expands to Accused and discussion by Professor teams is an area Kipp has targeted for im walkers are required to maintain confidenti learn how to treat Ava Collins, chairwoman of the provement Because women may feel un ality by not asking the name of a person who members of the op meet safety needs Gender Studies program, 7:00pm, comfortable walking with two men, Kipp is calls or any other questions. posite sex." Rm. 120 Law building. on campus trying to set up male/female teams. SafeWalk does have some significant Negative stereo SafeWalk faces a variety of difficulties limitations. It is not insured to operate off types that females develop about other that it handles in different ways. The most' campus, so students who live off campus A pink ribbon women are part of the problem as well, she by Christopher Regan significant problem is ignorance of what will have to wait until police can be dis added. . SafeWalk can do. patched as an escort Moreover, there is not symbolizes the Although prevention through awareness is Members will walk anyone anywhere on· a large number of teams available at any week's ideal, there are services available forindividu Ii ... "the victim was praying at the Grotto at campus, and they can even be engaged to given time. There is one on campus from 8- .,IJ theme of als who have been sexually assaulted. SOS approximately 3:00 a.m. She then left the walk someone regularly, "If you have a job 10p.m., thfeefrom 10-1 a.m., and one from awareness. provides counseling and group discussion for Grotto by walking towards I-2:30a.m. victims. They are also trained as advocates the stairs that lead toward the The biggest problem with and are on call 24 hours a day at 289-HELP. Freshman Year of Studies. SafeWalkis that SafeWalk is 1992. Does this mean that Notre Dame stu In order to bring attention to the issue of Upon reaching the steps she underused: There are only by Stacie Jonas dents are immune to sexual assault? Groups rape and sexual assault, CARE will be distrib was grabbed from behind. about four walks on weekend such as CARE (Campus Alliance for Rape uting pink ribbons next week and asking stu- She struggled with the suspect nights and six to eight on ix females sit together in the dining hall, Elimination) and SOS (Sex Offense Services) dents to tie them in a visible location to and they both ended up on the weeknights. Slaughing andchaUing casually about their claim it does not symbolize someone they know who has been ground. She was able to free Kipp argued that aware days. It is hard to imagine that one of these "People think that Notre Dame is special, affected by sexual assault In addition, they herself from her attacker ness is the key to improving smiling girls has been raped. Yet according to but it's not so different," said senior Michelle will hold anumberofotheractivities designed when she stabbed him in the safety and SafeWalk: ''Too statistics, one in six women and one in 10 men Cummings, co-president of CARE and a . to increase student awareness. (See inset stomach with a broach pin many people make it tough to between the ages of 18 and 24. will be as memberof SOS. ''The fact that these support -box.) and kicked him. She thenfled use SafeWalk by saying saulted, and approximately 95% of these inci- groups exist shows that there is a problem." According to Jeff Shoup, acting director the area." Jan. 24,1994 Notre Dame is totally. safe. dents will go unreported. . Nonetheless, many students seem to be un of residence life and CARE faculty advisor, -Campus Watch Bulletin People need to be aware that The week beginning March 27 is Sexual aware of this reality. the mtention is to "get the word out quickly." Notre Dame is not safe. Assault Awareness Week at Notre Dame. A 1987 survey of college campuses found "No campus is completely-safe," he said. W elcome to Notre There are no fences around This week was established to promote con that not only had· one in every six female "If one person on campus is raped, it is a Dame. Midwestern the campus. Anyone can sciousness and encourage discussion about students been a victini of rape in the preceding problem." . schools in small cities are not walk onto campus whether it this serious yet often silent issue. year, but that one in every 15 maie students Sexual assaIt is a concern that affects both known for their crime prob Among other Improvements, SafeWalk Is forming is noon or midnight People Security brochuresfrpm 1992 and 1993 had attempted or committed rape. If this men and women alike. Cummings empha lems, but the attack described male/female teams because some women may feel really need to think about indicate that no rapes and only two forcible statistic holds true at Notre Dame, then iit . sized that students need to "open their eyes above has refocused Notre uncomfortable walking with two men. . their own safety." 0 sex offenses were reported on campus during 1993, when 7701 undergraduates were en- and close their mouths." 0

6 SCHOLASTIC MARCH 24, 1994 7 NEWS NEWS Dame's commitment to safety. Along with that gets you out of DeBartolo every night at rolled, 525 women would have been the vic a rape in the D-2 parking lot, this attack has 2a.m., we'll havea SafeWalk team meet you tims ofrape or attempted rape, and there were raised concern about the security of the there at 2 a.m.," explained Kipp. 303 raptists or potential rapists on campus. campus. If students are concerned about the danger Preventive measures such as SafeWalk, The issue even found its way into the of waiting late at night for a SafeW alk team campus lighting and call-boxes have been recent campaign for student body president, to arrive, they can call ahead and SafeWalk implemented on campus, but professor Ava Two's when one ticket argued for bus transporta will meet them. Ribbons of Collins, a CARE executive committee mem tion from D-2 to campus buildings. Since SafeWalk is in the process of improving ber, suggested that the problem should be David Hungeling and Matt Orsagh did not its own communications on campus with a addressed at its roots. include safety in their winning platform, special emphasis on communication in male ''There is a prob questions remain as to whether campus se dorms. Kipp explained that while female lem with accepted Company, curity programs will be expanded. dorms were inundated with information patterns of behav SUD., March 27 - Annual "Take In the middle of this debate is SafeW alk, about the Grotto attack, many male dorms Hope ior," she said. "All Back the Night" march, 7 p.m., War a specialized arm of Notre Dame security were still unaware of the incide~thfee days male dorms allow Memorial. that provides escort service anywhere on later. And there are very few male students Sexual Assault Awareness Week unacceptable banter Mon., March 28 - Steve campus. According to Karen Kipp,student who feel comfortable calling SafeWalk. and conversation Three's coordinator, the SafeWalk program has ex "Actually, there have only been six or seven aims to broaden· student Thompson speaks on the "why's and that are not stopped how's" of rape, 12 p.m., Saint panded this year to meet the increased con male calls in all the years that SafeW alk has . or analyzed. There Mary's Stapleton Lounge; 7 p.m., cern for safety on campus. "We've probably been around," said Kipp. COnSClOUSneSs are very high ten Hesburgh Library Auditorium. doubled the number of walks this year. Another key to improving SafeWalkis the sions between males Tues., March 29 - "The Dating We've also increased advertising and com professionalism of the walkers. SafeWalk and females on this Safety has extensive bylaws that mandate, among Game," 7:30 p.m., Saint Mary's munication with rectors," she said. campus, and it is Haggar Parlor. SafeWalk is managed by a combination of other things, that walkers are not allowed to hard to be 'just Wed., March 30 - Movie The students and police. The composition of the proposition' the students they escort. The friends.' Weneedto SafeWalk expands to Accused and discussion by Professor teams is an area Kipp has targeted for im walkers are required to maintain confidenti learn how to treat Ava Collins, chairwoman of the provement Because women may feel un ality by not asking the name of a person who members of the op meet safety needs Gender Studies program, 7:00pm, comfortable walking with two men, Kipp is calls or any other questions. posite sex." Rm. 120 Law building. on campus trying to set up male/female teams. SafeWalk does have some significant Negative stereo SafeWalk faces a variety of difficulties limitations. It is not insured to operate off types that females develop about other that it handles in different ways. The most' campus, so students who live off campus A pink ribbon women are part of the problem as well, she by Christopher Regan significant problem is ignorance of what will have to wait until police can be dis added. . SafeWalk can do. patched as an escort Moreover, there is not symbolizes the Although prevention through awareness is Members will walk anyone anywhere on· a large number of teams available at any week's ideal, there are services available forindividu Ii ... "the victim was praying at the Grotto at campus, and they can even be engaged to given time. There is one on campus from 8- .,IJ theme of als who have been sexually assaulted. SOS approximately 3:00 a.m. She then left the walk someone regularly, "If you have a job 10p.m., thfeefrom 10-1 a.m., and one from awareness. provides counseling and group discussion for Grotto by walking towards I-2:30a.m. victims. They are also trained as advocates the stairs that lead toward the The biggest problem with and are on call 24 hours a day at 289-HELP. Freshman Year of Studies. SafeWalkis that SafeWalk is 1992. Does this mean that Notre Dame stu In order to bring attention to the issue of Upon reaching the steps she underused: There are only by Stacie Jonas dents are immune to sexual assault? Groups rape and sexual assault, CARE will be distrib was grabbed from behind. about four walks on weekend such as CARE (Campus Alliance for Rape uting pink ribbons next week and asking stu- She struggled with the suspect nights and six to eight on ix females sit together in the dining hall, Elimination) and SOS (Sex Offense Services) dents to tie them in a visible location to and they both ended up on the weeknights. Slaughing andchaUing casually about their claim it does not symbolize someone they know who has been ground. She was able to free Kipp argued that aware days. It is hard to imagine that one of these "People think that Notre Dame is special, affected by sexual assault In addition, they herself from her attacker ness is the key to improving smiling girls has been raped. Yet according to but it's not so different," said senior Michelle will hold anumberofotheractivities designed when she stabbed him in the safety and SafeWalk: ''Too statistics, one in six women and one in 10 men Cummings, co-president of CARE and a . to increase student awareness. (See inset stomach with a broach pin many people make it tough to between the ages of 18 and 24. will be as memberof SOS. ''The fact that these support -box.) and kicked him. She thenfled use SafeWalk by saying saulted, and approximately 95% of these inci- groups exist shows that there is a problem." According to Jeff Shoup, acting director the area." Jan. 24,1994 Notre Dame is totally. safe. dents will go unreported. . Nonetheless, many students seem to be un of residence life and CARE faculty advisor, -Campus Watch Bulletin People need to be aware that The week beginning March 27 is Sexual aware of this reality. the mtention is to "get the word out quickly." Notre Dame is not safe. Assault Awareness Week at Notre Dame. A 1987 survey of college campuses found "No campus is completely-safe," he said. W elcome to Notre There are no fences around This week was established to promote con that not only had· one in every six female "If one person on campus is raped, it is a Dame. Midwestern the campus. Anyone can sciousness and encourage discussion about students been a victini of rape in the preceding problem." . schools in small cities are not walk onto campus whether it this serious yet often silent issue. year, but that one in every 15 maie students Sexual assaIt is a concern that affects both known for their crime prob Among other Improvements, SafeWalk Is forming is noon or midnight People Security brochuresfrpm 1992 and 1993 had attempted or committed rape. If this men and women alike. Cummings empha lems, but the attack described male/female teams because some women may feel really need to think about indicate that no rapes and only two forcible statistic holds true at Notre Dame, then iit . sized that students need to "open their eyes above has refocused Notre uncomfortable walking with two men. . their own safety." 0 sex offenses were reported on campus during 1993, when 7701 undergraduates were en- and close their mouths." 0

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were some accidents involving - well,let's ; tion. graduate program and, at the same time, will From 1981-84 Kelly chaired the Sorin Soci . ·1I DATE DESCRIPTION AMOUNT IF IT QUACKS just say it - wee-wee. In the first case, a "TIns is something we all have looked foster its growth at the graduate level," he ety, and also served on the University's Board I rior Balanc:e 8,681.46 LIKE A DUCK FlannerHall resident who had taken to the forward to for· many years. It will· make so said. of Trustees from 1987-91. The students at the bottle wandered into the hall for a drink of many things possible that we we've been Although it has 18 classrooms, 13 small When DeBartolo Hall opened in the fall of 1 -60.46 12/14/CJ3 PAYMENT Development Phone water. Not to be outdone by the flowing water unable to do because of space limitations," group study rooms and a 350-seatauditorium, 1992, it was lauded as a state-of-the-art teach ~I 01/1e/~4 SNAP LOAN e,573.1e -r 01/fe/94 OS8e PAYMENT -6,047.87 Center (where students of the fountain, th.e boy dropped his pants and, said John G. Keane, dean of the college of the business complex will be primarily the· ing facility for the College of Arts and Letters. i are paid to bleed alums infrontofseveral gland-witnesses, mademagic bu~ness administration. . l realm of gradua~ students and faculty. When Now, at least two other colleges regularly use ! dry) worleedrea11y hard water upon the fountain. The Gipp won't . Its 153,000 square feet make the building finished it will contain the offices and support its classroom facilities. There will be no i, thisyear. Becausethey reveal the floor on which this took place, but over twice thesizeofHayes-HealyandHurley facilities for the 110 member faculty. Its 85 undergraduates taking courses in the new ~ reached their develop ifyou 're below five in Flanner, take the eleva combined. workstation computer classroom/laboratory, building, according to the dean. The class of.. ment goal, those tor to fmd a clean fountain. This new facility is presently not intended 1996 will be left to verify its true use. lJ i 0.01 audio-visual technology and career place \ telemarlceters were re The next night, a Morrissey.Hallre~dent to be the home to the Colleges undergraduate ment center will be centered on the M.B.A. I Never letit be said thattheEbeneezer Scrooge Memorial Office warded with a "Notre (also blitzed) felt compelled to urinate all over program. .. i ofS tudent Accounts won't wring every last red centoutofusNotre Dame" paper clip his roommate's Sega Genesis™. He sort of "This new complex will There are presently about 270 M.B.A. stu ''The new building will Dame kids. Maybe the rocket scientists over at the accounts office holder. added a water hazard to John Madden Foot dents in the College of Business Administra forgot to change the batteries in the abacus before they tabulated . Never mind that this ball. help to ensure continued tion, whose enrolment is around 2100 stu be used by the graduate this student's bill. Whatever the case, the Office of Financial "paper clip holder" is excellence of the dents in both undergraduate and master's students, and the Mistakes' sent the above invoice to a Farley Hall resident. made of glass, has the The Domer candies are leaving now and so programs. The Gipper did a quick mental calculation: 23 cents to mail the samerounddimen~ons is the Gipp. Stay on your toes for the April College's undergraduate The building is the $23-million gift of five undergraduates will be bill, around 25 cents for the check for one cent, the 29-cent stamp as a shot glass and even Fool's issue (on a very special Weditesday). donors: former university trustee Donald P. to return it to the university, plus the fOlms and labor bring the total has your flushed lepre Until then, buy some Joopl, avoid the croup, .program." Kelly of from Chicago and four graduates of in DeBartolo Hall." to around a dollar. The Gipper hopes our fellow student paid her chaun decal on it. And putgoop in the soup, then when you regroup, --- Fr. Edward Malloy, the Notre Dame business college. Two of the - Dean John Keane, one cent on time, before Moose and Rocco are sent out to collect try to look past the fact give Gippthe scoop. . lJ alumni, John Jordan and Raymond Siegfried, God only knows how ~uch the compounded interest adds up to. that worleers could pick C.S.C, June 1990 currently serve on the university's Board of March 1994 8 TAO IS EACH MARCH 24, 1994 9 NEWS COMMENTARY CAMPUS LIFE

A nTostal (Notre Dame's version of the Then last Friday, professor Paul McGinn, these up right before Saint Patrick's Day. J-\.Celtic spring orgy) is coming and the Domer for life, received the official charter to Calling a shot glass a "paper clip holder" goes Gipp has heard rumors of bands on the hori the first Notre Dame Club in Ireland. in the Gipp' s "Euphemism" folder, right next zon. Latest word has it that NO has allocated To top itoff,LouHoltzreceiveda 50-pound to calling a neurotic, du Lac-wielding tyrant Who will be the money to bring the Violent Femmes. Maybe chunk of the Blarney stone. This saved Lou "Patty." they'll open and close with "Add it up" ("Why the trouble oflowering himself down the side tenants of the new can't I get/Just one fI'**"). ofacliff,turningupsidedownandkissingthe MUTANT AGENDA II: TAOISEACH $23 million rock like everyone else. The football field The mysterybehind the RADIATION build- THE NOTRE DAME REPUBLIC ought to grow like a rain forest Maybe they ing continues to grow. A graduate Campus business building? The Gipper often gets a funny feeling that will rehire Rudy as an extra groundskeeper. Watcher spied an ambulance hauling some there are shady dealings going on under the Now Scholastic is receiving letters from a one away from the Radiation Building. The Dome. This is often called paranoia, but allow cheeseball from the class of 1958 advertising Gipp called the building three times to fill in your Uncle Gipper to make his case. Nash's Irish Spring "bottled water with fruit the details, but no one answered. No recep First, Taoiseach (that's "tea-shock," not juices" (an unheard-of idea). "Perhaps some tionist, no voice mail. The Gipp thinks his "tou-i-seech',) Albert Reynolds, Prime Minis Irish Spring will be on hand during the Irish friend caught a glimpse of the last of many ter of Ireland, edged out David Letterman as Prime Minister's visit to NO on May IS," he loads of bizarre mutants (including a horribly the speaker at the university'S 149th com wrote. That's Taoiseach to you, buddy. deformed receptionist). Of course, the gov classwork. ''The new building will be used by Trustees. Siegfried and his father, Robert M. mencement. The Gipp is still savoring the The Gipp's prophesy: On commencement· emment will disavow any knowledge of this Siegfried,joined to underwrite theconstrution by Tim Chasteen the graduate students, and the undergraduates ;1 irony of his invitation to the home of the . Sunday, a group of eight students and faculty, "accident.'1 will be in DeBartolo Hall," according to Keane. of Siegfried Hall. ii "Fighting Irish." fleeing from the oppressive du Lac regime, ~e plans were made. The donors found. This deviates from the purpose University Kelly is the president and the chief execu r.:======;-, will take over theNotre . PAOISEACH (THAT'S "PEE SHOCK") ~ The contractors hired. As June I, 1995, PresidentEdward Malloy described when it's tive officer of D.P. Kelly & Associates, L.P. Dame post office and Depends™ really worle! Or at least they the scheduled completion date, approaches construction was announced four years ear He was the central figure in the $6.2-billion . .' J.' i lItniu£rsitu of Nntr£ iam£ '. .,: UIAECTOR OF STUDENT ACCOUI.~5 • NOTRE DA ... F.. INDIANA ..~&; 563' declare Notre Dame an should have over this past weekend. In two many people are anxiously awaiting the new lier. ''This new complex will help to ensure purchase of Beatrice in 1986 that was the TEL 12'.9163'.71'3' FAA 12191 63'·7117 independent state. incidents in two separate male dorms, there home of the College of Business Administra continued excellence of the College's under nation's largest leveraged buyout at that time. j were some accidents involving - well,let's ; tion. graduate program and, at the same time, will From 1981-84 Kelly chaired the Sorin Soci . ·1I DATE DESCRIPTION AMOUNT IF IT QUACKS just say it - wee-wee. In the first case, a "TIns is something we all have looked foster its growth at the graduate level," he ety, and also served on the University's Board I rior Balanc:e 8,681.46 LIKE A DUCK FlannerHall resident who had taken to the forward to for· many years. It will· make so said. of Trustees from 1987-91. The students at the bottle wandered into the hall for a drink of many things possible that we we've been Although it has 18 classrooms, 13 small When DeBartolo Hall opened in the fall of 1 -60.46 12/14/CJ3 PAYMENT Development Phone water. Not to be outdone by the flowing water unable to do because of space limitations," group study rooms and a 350-seatauditorium, 1992, it was lauded as a state-of-the-art teach ~I 01/1e/~4 SNAP LOAN e,573.1e -r 01/fe/94 OS8e PAYMENT -6,047.87 Center (where students of the fountain, th.e boy dropped his pants and, said John G. Keane, dean of the college of the business complex will be primarily the· ing facility for the College of Arts and Letters. i are paid to bleed alums infrontofseveral gland-witnesses, mademagic bu~ness administration. . l realm of gradua~ students and faculty. When Now, at least two other colleges regularly use ! dry) worleedrea11y hard water upon the fountain. The Gipp won't . Its 153,000 square feet make the building finished it will contain the offices and support its classroom facilities. There will be no i, thisyear. Becausethey reveal the floor on which this took place, but over twice thesizeofHayes-HealyandHurley facilities for the 110 member faculty. Its 85 undergraduates taking courses in the new ~ reached their develop ifyou 're below five in Flanner, take the eleva combined. workstation computer classroom/laboratory, building, according to the dean. The class of.. ment goal, those tor to fmd a clean fountain. This new facility is presently not intended 1996 will be left to verify its true use. lJ i 0.01 audio-visual technology and career place \ telemarlceters were re The next night, a Morrissey.Hallre~dent to be the home to the Colleges undergraduate ment center will be centered on the M.B.A. I Never letit be said thattheEbeneezer Scrooge Memorial Office warded with a "Notre (also blitzed) felt compelled to urinate all over program. .. i ofS tudent Accounts won't wring every last red centoutofusNotre Dame" paper clip his roommate's Sega Genesis™. He sort of "This new complex will There are presently about 270 M.B.A. stu ''The new building will Dame kids. Maybe the rocket scientists over at the accounts office holder. added a water hazard to John Madden Foot dents in the College of Business Administra forgot to change the batteries in the abacus before they tabulated . Never mind that this ball. help to ensure continued tion, whose enrolment is around 2100 stu be used by the graduate this student's bill. Whatever the case, the Office of Financial "paper clip holder" is excellence of the dents in both undergraduate and master's students, and the Mistakes' sent the above invoice to a Farley Hall resident. made of glass, has the The Domer candies are leaving now and so programs. The Gipper did a quick mental calculation: 23 cents to mail the samerounddimen~ons is the Gipp. Stay on your toes for the April College's undergraduate The building is the $23-million gift of five undergraduates will be bill, around 25 cents for the check for one cent, the 29-cent stamp as a shot glass and even Fool's issue (on a very special Weditesday). donors: former university trustee Donald P. to return it to the university, plus the fOlms and labor bring the total has your flushed lepre Until then, buy some Joopl, avoid the croup, .program." Kelly of from Chicago and four graduates of in DeBartolo Hall." to around a dollar. The Gipper hopes our fellow student paid her chaun decal on it. And putgoop in the soup, then when you regroup, --- Fr. Edward Malloy, the Notre Dame business college. Two of the - Dean John Keane, one cent on time, before Moose and Rocco are sent out to collect try to look past the fact give Gippthe scoop. . lJ alumni, John Jordan and Raymond Siegfried, God only knows how ~uch the compounded interest adds up to. that worleers could pick C.S.C, June 1990 currently serve on the university's Board of March 1994 8 TAO IS EACH MARCH 24, 1994 9 - - . ." ~ .

AMP BIazenka, age 19: many families were separated: mine War was very strange for us. Two also. My mother and sister live in years ago, we could only see war'on Split, my father and I in Mostar. TV and photos from allover the Many mothers lose their sons be world. We didn't know what that cause of the war. Many girls lose was. But one day it happened to us. their boyfriends. I lost one best It destroyed our lives. The war is full of death, blood, refugees, unhappy people and children without their parents, crying in vain for enough food and clothes. We suffer here. Young people are left without hope, their future is destroyed; we have no future in this country. That is sad. We want only a little peace for us. Maybe one day the grenades will

" stop, and then we'll live in happi friend. My town is destroyed very i] ness. Now that is impossible. We badly. Before the war, I had so many have to learn how to survive in this friends of all nationalities. Now half situation. of them have gone to the Serbian side of town. We had been all living Marija Bogicevic, age 18: together, going out, and having fun. I live in the most horrible war after When the war started, I was left in my the Second World War in Europe. town and was a refugee in Croatia. . People like me, my friends, and all Six months ago I came back to by Deborah Dinkle teenagers in Bosnia know what war Mostar. I see all the terrible things that they have done. All I want at this moment is for the war to stop. n my last night in Medjugorje in July, Fr .. Svetozar asked me if I would consider Ocoming back for an extended amount of time, doing relief work. I was not sure what Ines, age 18: he had in mind for me, nor do I think he really knew, but two weeks after I arrived in mid War is a horrible thing. People die October he had found ajob for me teaching English at the Franciscan school at St. Anthony's in Cim, in the province of Mostar [of Croatian occupied Bosnia]. every day, houses are burned, there Having never taught English before and having yet to compete my degree in literature are no schools. Young people are from Notre Dame, I was understandably nervous about my f11'St class. But the director of without knowledge, they think only the school, FraMile, came along for moral support and to introduce me to the students, aged about killing each other. They've 16 to 26. From the f11'St day, the students and I got along well. I found their English to be lost their faith in life, in a better' quite good, and our classes are conducted only in English. The most advanced students in means. For me it's losing my broth- tomorrow, and finally, peace. It's a my class teach English to the lower levels where it is important to be able to switch back and forth between English and Croatian. ers and my father who were buried in terrible thing, don't you think so? None of the levels has any books, and some days I have to hunt for five minutes just to my town's park. I see the suffering of And it's hard to believe in that. I've fmd a piece of chalk. The school is an old warehouse and has no heating. But despite these many people, and I go through it with lost so many friends, and I can't inconveniences, we often joke and keep class light-hearted, which they relish. And not only them. There's no one to help us. We believe that they will never again do they. learn English, but they also have some sort of normalcy returned to their lives in the justwantpeaceandnothingelse. But come to me, talk to me, and laugh relative stability and safe haven of the classroom. All of my students have known the tragedy of this war. Many of them are soldiers. But we're brave people, and we will sur- with me. It's the biggest tragedy of for one hour in the evening, three days a week, they can forget themselves and the war and vive. this life. But I believe in a better know that they are the most important people in the world to me. But as hard as I try to . tomorrow, I believe in people, and I understand what they are going through, I know I never can. It was notmy brother who was Marija Sabljo, age 20: hope that this will all come to an end. killed by a Muslim or my house that was burned by the Serbs, and I always have the War is such an awful thing. So reassurance of American and a ticket home. D· 10 SCHOLASTIC MAfiCH 24, 1994 11 . .".... ' , \ Touch Four x 1031 for local weather Dial 239-2500, then press: x 6736 for national weather x 6050 for news headlines x 6123 for movie reviews I x 6052 for world news x 9463 for thought for the day x 6121 for top pop albwns x 6238 for TV sports events x 6571 for prime time TV x 6230 for national sports report I Send information/or your event to: Mary Kate Morton, Coming Distrac x 6129 for video releases x 6263 for college basketball tions, Scholastic Magazine, 303 LaFortune, or call 631-7569. I I i :1 Thursday 24 Friday 25 Saturday / 26 Sunday 27 Monday 30 TOUCH I i Movie: ':"To Kill • Mockingbird," 7:30 Movie: "Nightmare Before Olrist Lacrosse: Notre Dame vs. Hofstra, Mass and Breakrast: The 63rd FUm: "Hairspray:' 7:00 p.m., "Xala," FOUR & 10:30 p.m., Montgomery Theater, mas," 7:30 & 10:30 p.m., Cushing 2:00 p.m., Cartier Field. Anniversary Knutc Rockne Memori 9:00 p.m., Snite, $2 LaFortune, 51. Auditorium. 52. Film: "Searching for Bobby Fischer," al Mass and Breakfast, 9:00 a.m., AcousUc Care: 9:00-12:00 p.m., Folk Dancing: 7:30 p.m., Clubhouse, 7:30 & 9:45 p.m., Snite, $2. Sooth Dining Hall. LaFortune. SMC. Movie: "Nightmare Before Olrist Spanbh Mass: 11 :30 a.m., Breen Wednesday 30 Lecture: "Ardlbishop Rom=-o at Film: "Scarcl1ing for Bobby Fischer," mas:'7:30 & 10:30 p.m., Cushing Phillips Hall. Fourth Day MeeUngs: 7:15 p.m., FlfSt Hand." Rob=-t McAfee Brown, 7:30 & 9:45 p.m., Snite, 52. . Auditorium. $2. Stanford-Keenan Clapcl. 8:00 p.m., Hesburgh Cent=- for Lecture: "Are Keynesian Uncertainty Concert: "Gin Blossoms:' 8:00 p.m., Tuesday 29 SMC Lenten Series: 12:15 p.m., International Studies. and Maaothcory Incompatible?" run . .. Stepan Cent=-, $10. Campus Bible Study: 7:00 p.m., Stapleton Lounge, SMC. Spring African Film Festival: Crotty, 10:00 a.m., Room 131 Dccio Film: "Weird Science:' 7:00 & 9:30 Badin Conf=-cnce Room. "Mapintsula, 1988:' 8:00 p.m., Hall. p.m., Carroll Auditoriuin, SMC. Film: '"The Color Purple:' 7:00 p.m., Room 129 DeBartolo Hall Try-outs: Chc=-lcaderand Lepre Snite, $2. chaun try-outs, 6:00pm, Eck Tennis Seminar: '"The Politics of Labor Pavilion. Nationalism." Laura Crago, Kellogg Institute, 12:30 p.m., . Room C-I03 Hesburgh Center for International Studies.

. . '''-. . .'. . .".... ' , \ Touch Four x 1031 for local weather Dial 239-2500, then press: x 6736 for national weather x 6050 for news headlines x 6123 for movie reviews I x 6052 for world news x 9463 for thought for the day x 6121 for top pop albwns x 6238 for TV sports events x 6571 for prime time TV x 6230 for national sports report I Send information/or your event to: Mary Kate Morton, Coming Distrac x 6129 for video releases x 6263 for college basketball tions, Scholastic Magazine, 303 LaFortune, or call 631-7569. I I i :1 Thursday 24 Friday 25 Saturday / 26 Sunday 27 Monday 30 TOUCH I i Movie: ':"To Kill • Mockingbird," 7:30 Movie: "Nightmare Before Olrist Lacrosse: Notre Dame vs. Hofstra, Mass and Breakrast: The 63rd FUm: "Hairspray:' 7:00 p.m., "Xala," FOUR & 10:30 p.m., Montgomery Theater, mas," 7:30 & 10:30 p.m., Cushing 2:00 p.m., Cartier Field. Anniversary Knutc Rockne Memori 9:00 p.m., Snite, $2 LaFortune, 51. Auditorium. 52. Film: "Searching for Bobby Fischer," al Mass and Breakfast, 9:00 a.m., AcousUc Care: 9:00-12:00 p.m., Folk Dancing: 7:30 p.m., Clubhouse, 7:30 & 9:45 p.m., Snite, $2. Sooth Dining Hall. LaFortune. SMC. Movie: "Nightmare Before Olrist Spanbh Mass: 11 :30 a.m., Breen Wednesday 30 Lecture: "Ardlbishop Rom=-o at Film: "Scarcl1ing for Bobby Fischer," mas:'7:30 & 10:30 p.m., Cushing Phillips Hall. Fourth Day MeeUngs: 7:15 p.m., FlfSt Hand." Rob=-t McAfee Brown, 7:30 & 9:45 p.m., Snite, 52. . Auditorium. $2. Stanford-Keenan Clapcl. 8:00 p.m., Hesburgh Cent=- for Lecture: "Are Keynesian Uncertainty Concert: "Gin Blossoms:' 8:00 p.m., Tuesday 29 SMC Lenten Series: 12:15 p.m., International Studies. and Maaothcory Incompatible?" run . .. Stepan Cent=-, $10. Campus Bible Study: 7:00 p.m., Stapleton Lounge, SMC. Spring African Film Festival: Crotty, 10:00 a.m., Room 131 Dccio Film: "Weird Science:' 7:00 & 9:30 Badin Conf=-cnce Room. "Mapintsula, 1988:' 8:00 p.m., Hall. p.m., Carroll Auditoriuin, SMC. Film: '"The Color Purple:' 7:00 p.m., Room 129 DeBartolo Hall Try-outs: Chc=-lcaderand Lepre Snite, $2. chaun try-outs, 6:00pm, Eck Tennis Seminar: '"The Politics of Labor Pavilion. Nationalism." Laura Crago, Kellogg Institute, 12:30 p.m., . Room C-I03 Hesburgh Center for International Studies.

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drawing,/ fter leavi_ng the game of basketball and Aattempting to play major league base and you would like to become a part of ball, one begins to wonder what Michael Scholastic's 127-year tradition of excellence, Jordan will try next. Considering the diffi culties he has faced in the majors, if he ever of decides to try his hand at softball, he should hope that he never has to face Terri Kobata. stop in our office in 303 LaFortune or call us at Kobata, the Notte Dame softball team's ace, would rilost likely leave Jordan, or anyone ' Senior pitcher Christy Connoyer 631-7569 for more information. ' for that matter, wondering where the ball rounds out the Irish softball pitching went. crew. The team Is lead by sophomore Her pitcher Terri Kobata who threw five Coming off a stunning highschool career, I! no-hitters and three perfect games I Kobata has continued her pace in college. As a high school senior, Kobata threw 167 last season. ~ strikeouts, 10 shutouts, and had a 0.08 ERA. I While some may expect a letdown in the frrst The relationship between Kobata and ~ Hayes is one of the biggest reasons for her SUBWAY Has A Sandwich year' of college, Kobata proved skeptics wrong with an incredible freshman season. success. "They have a great relationship. Own Sara does a great job catching for her," said ~ She led the nation by averaging 10.9 I coach Liz Miller. Kobata and Hayes speak For ANY Size Appetite!!! strikeouts per game, and fmished seventh in t, II of an on-field bond that, according to Hayes, I the nation with 0.51 ERA. Kobata's 1 I~ i' I' is basically inexplicable. r I' strikeout capabilities give her the power to i' Light Appetites: Big Appelite~: take over a game like few can. Last season This year has not started off as well as by Jake Schaller Kobata would have liked. She has posted ! 6 Inch Cold Cut Combo 6 Foot Party Sub Kobata threw a school-record five no-hit f ters, including three perfect games. She also only a 2-4 record thus far, although one of the wins was a no-hitter. Before the Sy- tossed four one-hitters, en route to a 13 game camore Classic at Indiana University, the ~111 winning streak to close the season. Kobata rounded. "She has defmitely brought her I"'I" game up to a different level," said her Irish were 6-11, but the losses came against ~. ' was rewarded by being named to the na tional Softball Coaches Association all catcher, junior Sara Hayes. ' some of the nation's toughest teams. rl Mideast region first team. When one speaks of power or finesse "We've never played competition like thatt" II Unfortunately for her opponents, Kobata pitchers, one has a hard time with Kobata. said Miller. The Irish competed in the pres has gotten much better. She participated in "She has a little of both. She has good speed, tigious University of South Florida Classic, I a strength and conditioning program that but she can also move the ball really well," which included number two ranked UCLA, will help guard againstinjuries, and she has said Hayes. However, there are two aspects and also squared off with number three added to her pitchiOg repertoire. Last year that everyone can agree on: the fact that she ranked Oklahoma State. Kobata relied mostly on her riseball, which plays the game intelligently, and that .she is The Irish, however have high hopes for as the name implies, looks like it is going very confident. ' "She is a very smart the future, and are aiming for an MCC cham • SR 23 At Ironwood straight, but then jumps up when the batter pitcher," said freshman Katie Marten. pionship and an invitation to the NCAA tournament. With the pitching of All • US 31 N (By North Village Mall) swings. But with an improved change-up as "What makes hera leader is her attitude. She well as a drop-curve, a curveball, and a knows she is good and that she can beat the American candidate Kobata behind them, screwball, Kobata has become more well- other team," Hayes added. they may fulfIll their goals. 0 'I ! il 14 SCHOLASTIC MARCH 24, ,1994 15 II :'i - , '

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The new editorial board of Scholastic is looking It is bad- news for the for more talented members to fill out the staff. opponents of the Irish softball team A If you are interested in when sophomore writing, Terri Kobata is on photography, the mound drawing,/ fter leavi_ng the game of basketball and Aattempting to play major league base and you would like to become a part of ball, one begins to wonder what Michael Scholastic's 127-year tradition of excellence, Jordan will try next. Considering the diffi culties he has faced in the majors, if he ever of decides to try his hand at softball, he should hope that he never has to face Terri Kobata. stop in our office in 303 LaFortune or call us at Kobata, the Notte Dame softball team's ace, would rilost likely leave Jordan, or anyone ' Senior pitcher Christy Connoyer 631-7569 for more information. ' for that matter, wondering where the ball rounds out the Irish softball pitching went. crew. The team Is lead by sophomore Her pitcher Terri Kobata who threw five Coming off a stunning highschool career, I! no-hitters and three perfect games I Kobata has continued her pace in college. As a high school senior, Kobata threw 167 last season. ~ strikeouts, 10 shutouts, and had a 0.08 ERA. I While some may expect a letdown in the frrst The relationship between Kobata and ~ Hayes is one of the biggest reasons for her SUBWAY Has A Sandwich year' of college, Kobata proved skeptics wrong with an incredible freshman season. success. "They have a great relationship. Own Sara does a great job catching for her," said ~ She led the nation by averaging 10.9 I coach Liz Miller. Kobata and Hayes speak For ANY Size Appetite!!! strikeouts per game, and fmished seventh in t, II of an on-field bond that, according to Hayes, I the nation with 0.51 ERA. Kobata's 1 I~ i' I' is basically inexplicable. r I' strikeout capabilities give her the power to i' Light Appetites: Big Appelite~: take over a game like few can. Last season This year has not started off as well as by Jake Schaller Kobata would have liked. She has posted ! 6 Inch Cold Cut Combo 6 Foot Party Sub Kobata threw a school-record five no-hit f ters, including three perfect games. She also only a 2-4 record thus far, although one of the wins was a no-hitter. Before the Sy- tossed four one-hitters, en route to a 13 game camore Classic at Indiana University, the ~111 winning streak to close the season. Kobata rounded. "She has defmitely brought her I"'I" game up to a different level," said her Irish were 6-11, but the losses came against ~. ' was rewarded by being named to the na tional Softball Coaches Association all catcher, junior Sara Hayes. ' some of the nation's toughest teams. rl Mideast region first team. When one speaks of power or finesse "We've never played competition like thatt" II Unfortunately for her opponents, Kobata pitchers, one has a hard time with Kobata. said Miller. The Irish competed in the pres has gotten much better. She participated in "She has a little of both. She has good speed, tigious University of South Florida Classic, I a strength and conditioning program that but she can also move the ball really well," which included number two ranked UCLA, will help guard againstinjuries, and she has said Hayes. However, there are two aspects and also squared off with number three added to her pitchiOg repertoire. Last year that everyone can agree on: the fact that she ranked Oklahoma State. Kobata relied mostly on her riseball, which plays the game intelligently, and that .she is The Irish, however have high hopes for as the name implies, looks like it is going very confident. ' "She is a very smart the future, and are aiming for an MCC cham • SR 23 At Ironwood straight, but then jumps up when the batter pitcher," said freshman Katie Marten. pionship and an invitation to the NCAA tournament. With the pitching of All • US 31 N (By North Village Mall) swings. But with an improved change-up as "What makes hera leader is her attitude. She well as a drop-curve, a curveball, and a knows she is good and that she can beat the American candidate Kobata behind them, screwball, Kobata has become more well- other team," Hayes added. they may fulfIll their goals. 0 'I ! il 14 SCHOLASTIC MARCH 24, ,1994 15 II :'i 3 SPORTS SPORTS ing to watch. by Warren Junium However, a majority of the teams play be

'I cau~e .the~ want to have fun. "We are being I ith a feeling of spring in the air and March realistic WIth our thoughts on winning the tour On the Rebound il W il Madness taking over television, it can nament," said freshman Paul Heller. "My team :: only mean one thing: the king of basketball Up The basketball team has the winning tradition and the IIi has played together about three times and we are tournaments is on the horizon. After Easter, all about six feet taIl and weigh 150 pounds. So, Bookstore Basketball XXIII takes to the unless we play Casper the Friendly Ghost personnel that will get it back into the courts. and Friends, we are going to be steamrolled NCAA tournament - soon The Bookstore Tournament was started 22 off the court." years ago by two Notre Dame students who It is this blend of athleticism and pure fun wanted a chance to play organized basketball that makes the Bookstore Tournament so television sportscaster Dick Vitale exclaimed. "He under in the spring. Vince Meconi '74 and "Fritz" stands the game to the maximum, he cares about his players, unique. "Bookstore is unique because of by T. Ryan Kennedy Hoefer '72 developed the tournament and For the large representation from/the student and he's a great practitioner of the game. He coached in the introduced it as an event at the 1972 body and faculty," said senior Chris - NBA for 18 seasons, and then came in to win 18 games in his AnTostai. Meconi was chosen by Browning. "Other schools have given up on the basketball team. The Irish lost to f11"styearwithNotreDame. I really like John MacLeod. He's Hoefer to plan the tournament might have something like this, l teams like St. Bonaventure, Loyola, and Manhattan. They the perfect man for the job." and set the rules, scheduling, and but so many people participate have not been to The Dance infour years. Monty Williams is Okay, so they have the coaching and a solid tradition in the format. or come out to watch, it makes gone. John MacLeod should have stayed in the NBA ... program. When are they going to make it back to the big time? "When I'm in my self-delu a great atmosphere." Yes, it was a disappointing season, but Notre Dame stunned The NIT is nice. but when will they break the top-25 and make sional state, I like to think that one Grabs The Bookstore Tournament nationally ranked teams Missouri and UCLA on national the NCAA tournament? of the most intrinsic parts of the is so unique that there is a great television. And they nearly beat perennial powerhouses The likes of Lamarr Justice, who will be a senior next year, Bookstore experience, the 'all- deal of interest in it outside the Louisville, Duke, Arizona and North Carolina. 'and Ryan Hoover and Keith Kurowski, who will be juniors, weather' provision of the tourna Notre Dame campus. The Uni You have a point, but what is Notre will add experience and talent, and up ment, was an inspiration on my Bookstore Basketball versity of Minnesota and the Dame basketball anyway? There is no and coming sophomore phenoms part," wrote Meconi. "I couldn't University of Missouri have tradition. It's football everyone cares Admore White and Marcus Hughes postpone a day or two of games gives all average athletes contacted the organizers of about. will get the playing time to make an and finish by Friday (at the time Bookstore Basketball about Notre Dame began the 1993-94 sea immediate impact. Further, the loss of. Saturday and Sunday were re a chance to join in their forming something similar at son ranked eighth on the all-time Jon and Joe Ross, Carl Cozen, and served for the most prestigious their schools. In the past, ESPN NCAA Division, I victory list with Williams, has made several scholar , events' of AnTostal), so I had to own March Maddness has inquired about the possibil 1,362 wins. North Carolina was first ships available. play the games, no matter what." ity of televising the final game with 1,570, and was followed by Ken "John has two players that I know he ,The name for the tournament of the tournament. Notre Dame tucky, Kansas, St. John's, Duke, Or-' has recruited and he is waiting to hear came about through a chance encounter turned down ESPN because the network egon State, and Temple; Penn and from a third," said Rosenthal. ''With with Jim Brogan '70. Brogan was em wanted to move the finals inside and Syracuse completed the top ten. only 13 NCAA scholarships permitted ployed by the AnTostal committee to type Fi:'.',,':,"I,'AM'i':,j,f '{'""",':",,'(',"",,,",":,,",'I change the date, something that tradition Noire Dame basketball has never to each school, nowadays you really out the program for the festival's events. would not allow. won an NCAA national championship have to apportion them more' effec When Meconi was dictating the rules of The Irish are known for many trips tively. You can only take three or four There are approximately 450 teams but they have competed in the tourna to the NCAAs, but Monty Williams the event to Brogan, Brogan coined the participating in the 1994 tournament, ment 23 times out of the 40 years it has never got,the chance to go to the basketball players a year and John phrase "Bookstore Basketball," not be over 150 teams fewer than last year. ''We existed. The Irish have been to the Dance as a senior. Macleod has done a superb job in that cause,of support from the Bookstore, but have lost some of the big teams from last Final Four' once, made five appear ,area also. We are a little further along because of the courts where the original year, like Tequila White Lightening (last ances in the National Invitation Tournament, losing in the in recruiting than people would like to concede." tournament was held. By now, Bookstore year's champion), but this opens the door championship game three times.In 1992 Notre Dame took While, many believe joining a conference is necessary, r Basketball has moved from being the least for other teams to capture the prestigious Virginia to overtime in the NIT championship game under ,Rosenthal is taking it slow. "We've looked into conference important event of AnTostal, to being the Bookstore title," said Bookstore com [11"st year Head Basketball Coach John MacLeod. affiliation and we have announced that we will consider the world's largest 5-on-5 basketball tourna- missioner-emeritus Andy Sinn~ Macleod was' one of only nine coaches in the National options. We really have no preconceived notion against ,ment. ' With the tournament just around the Basketball Association to win 700 games (Phoenix 1973-87, conference play or that of independent. However, there are Notre Dame students don their basket comer, hoop hysteria is building atNotre Dallas 1987-90,New York 1990~91). But despite a success some conferences that would be in the best interest of the ball apparel after spring break when the Dame. With some powerhouses gone, ful fIrst season, MacLeod has yet to take his team to the student-athletes, and that is what we are studying right now." courts around campus are in constant use. Vitale insists that joining a conference enhances recruits who knows, maybe "Michael Jordan, NCAAs. In his second season at Notre Dame, the team won ...... Many individuals and teams are out there and four other guys who can't make it to a mere nine games, its worst stint since the 1971-72 season, ana the overall talent on any team. "Okay, number one night and day working on their mechanics t11"st," or"John Bobbitt, Dave Hungeling, Digger Phelps' fIrst year. This paltry showing raised many they've got to get in a conference," said Vitale. "Notre Dame and the trick play that will take them all the With a bucket at the bUzzer and 3 other Dead heads," or even "All doubts abOut MacLeod's ability to coach at the college level. is one of the most prestigious universities in the country with Malicious Prostitution ' way to the fmal game. This preparation by The Presiclent's Men" will capture the "I think John MacLeod has done an outstanding job. He is regard to its athletic program and they belong in the top-20 many of the participants makes the tourna managed to advance to the every year. They must join a conference to get the recruits, the Bookstore final four last year. c~pionship. It is all up for grabs this really proud of the effort of the team," remarked athletic ment very competitive to play and excit- spnng. 0 director Dick Rosenthal. "John MacLeod is a terrific coach," competition, and the respect from major schools." 0

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16 SCHOLASTIC MARCH 24, 1994 17 SPORTS COMMENTARY REVIEW & PREVIEW Sorry Carolina, We Know How You Feel With a victory over North Carolina basketball, Boston College athletics has become upsetting belched, "Who's laughing now ESPN." BC the greatest in Boston College sports history by T. Ryan Kennedy fans trampled their own beloved coach's car - and they're still four wins away from a affectionate alligator you'd ever want to and ripped down a goalpost in their own national championship. Hendrix and Morrison. He is recovering in Seattle and should be able to tour later this meet." However, the Department of Agri id you hear the news? They're erecting hallowed stadium. Gerrod Abrams foolishly exclaimed that by Miranda C. Sanford D year in Lollapalooza '94. culture said that, under the law, "Alice" was a statue of Boston College Basketball Welcome to reality, Boston College. he doesn't "even want to hear about Indi Coach Jim O'Brien outside the Conte Forum a dangerous reptile and they scooped her up The world was laughing at you after that ana," indicating his and BC'~typical lack of Winona's Latest Success into a duffel bag and took her away. at BC. The sculpture of Tom Coughlin sorry spectacle. Then, after professionally Future Hall of Fame respect for the opponent They may have When I saw the previews for the movie At this point, Illinois Governor Jim Edgar inside Alumni Stadium was just completed handling the departure of coach Coughlin, .: No one knows why South Bend was se beaten the best basketball team in the coun Reality Bites, I thought is was going to be said that "those people should be allowed to but had to be razed because it causes a lot of Gladchuk, wiping the tears from his eyes, lected for the future College Football Hall of try, but Indiana still has the most champion another Melrose Place takeoff. You know, keep their pet ... "Forty-two years is a good bad feelings when you spend a few million hired NFL journeyman Jack Henning, a no Fame's home. Now though, after months of ships; a little respect is in order, Eagles. people just out of college dealing with the track record of not being dangerous." After dollars to add 12,000 seats to a 32,000 seat name coach with minimal success but debate over funding, it looks as if it will Dozens of upsets have occurred in foot challenges of life - whoopee. I was com all, Alice was not your ordinary alligator. stadium, and then jump ship for an NFL plenty of experience (at losing). become an reality. A committee began col ball and basketball this year. Why is it Be pletely wrong. She took bubble baths with the four expansion team. Intermission: the BC hockey team even lecting and storing memorabilia before the from whom the sports world has to take Not only is Reality Bites, starring Winona Pedersen children when they were little, The City of Boston should be building a won the Boston classic Beanpot Tourna Hall's construction had been confmned. flack? Why don't we see Wisconsin-Oreen Ryder and Ethan Hawke, a witty and hilari loved cheese and snuggled in bed with Pearl. 1993-94 Boston College athletic museum ment over favored Boston University and Last week, a $21.8 million bond issue was Bay or Tulsa or the Wisconsin football team ous movie, but the soundtrack is great also! Alice was also housebroken. sometime soon because Chet Gladchuk, di Harvard. This victory was capped off with passedfor the project, due to be completed in foaming at the mouth and embarrassing The movie centers around four friends who A rescue team discovered Alice when rector of athletics at BC, players and alums the suspension of several freshman players themselves. the fall of 1995. It will be located west of recently graduated from college and their answering a 911 call when Pearl suffered a seem to think this year has been more sig who hit the bar scene a little bit too hard. South Bend, by the airport Hopefully, the With all due respect here, Boston College discoveries about post-college life. This stroke. The paramedics would not help nificant than the second coming. Sports Enter Act ll. The recent upset over #1 hall will be more successful than some athletics should be applauded for such clas movie is especially good for people in col Pearl until Alice was sent to another room Illustrated has named BC the college sports ranked North Carolina in the NCAA tourna projects. I would hate to see something like sic upsetS and the excellence ofBC sports in lege now or reCent graduates, as the script is and locked in. After assisting Pearl, the team of the year. ESPN created an exclusive ment has given the sports world a migrain~ the neon-decorated Rodeo Hall of Fame or general. But for the little respect that the very sharp and calls forth forgotten bits of medics filed a complaint about the frisky BC talk show .... but it had to be canceled headache. Coach O'Brien, who was prob the much-delayed Rock and Roll Hall of Eagles give to their certainly more then Generation X's past reptile and a week later Alice was taken because of random 0l:ltbursts oflaughter. ably on his way out until this victory (and he Fame. I wonder ifNotre Dame will get their worthy opponents, BC deserves an equally The soundtrack from the movie is also away. Now, a month after the incident, all Welcome to Fantasyland, Act 1. First, may be ushered out anyway), stated that this own wing in this one. low level of admiration. The Screaming phenomenal. It ranges from golden oldies Pearl can say is, "I miss her." there was Boston College's upset victory is BC's greatest basketball victory in his Eagles have had their say. Letus know when - overNotreDameinfootball,afterwhichone like "My Sharona,""AlIIWantls You" and eight years at the helm. The truth is, like the you win a major national championship. 0 Body of Evidence . Up & Coming of the ten BC fifth-year seniors classily football victory over Notre Dame, itisoneof "Tempted" to new original songs by World Party, The Posies and Dinosaur Jr. This As if things are not difficult enough for Recently, I received a compact disc fea FEMALE ATHLETES OF THE WEEK MALE ATHLETE OF THE WEEK movie is awesome because not only does it tourists in Miami, a recent occurrence tops it turing an artist from Canada. At fIrst I entertain, but the audience can really con off: A German tourist was staying in a hotel thought that it was going to be folksy/take: nect with the people. near the Miami International Airport. The" off on Indigo Girls tunes sort of thing, but I next morning he complained ofa "foul odor" was happily wrong. Sarah MacLachlan is a Cobain's Coma as he checked out Paying no attention to his singer who has been very popular on the Kurt Cobain, lead singer of Nirvana, complaint, the hotel said nothing to the Canadian charts for a while and has recently neverlearned what happens when one mixes housekeeping staff. Later, a maid found a entered the American music mainstream., alcohol and barbiturates. The rocker had a decomposing corpse under the bed where Her latest release, Fumbling Towards Ec brief drug-induced coma in Europe. The" the tourist stayed. The cause ofdeath has not stasy, is great The album is in stores now. band checked into Rome's for a break from yet been determined, and all the house Other than the general abundance of fun the hectic schedule of their whirlwind world keeper could say was, "We were looking for available around campus in mid-March, tour. Cobain took a prescription for his the smell ... and thought it came from the some cultural events should perk interest. If throat, Valium and an anesthetic. Then, roof, not the room." you cannot go home for Easter, an excellent even though he 'rarely drinks, he shared collection of operettas will be performed at champagne with his wife Courtney Love Pet Prejudice the Morris Civic Auditorium by guest sing There is something sick and wrong with ers. Avoid theaters (except for RealityBites The women's basketball team ended the regular season with a whom he had not seen for a month. Randy Colley: Colley, a senior from Wilton, Connecticut, taking a family's pet of 42 years, regardless of course) as the pre-summer lull has ar 20-6 mark, more wins than it had in the last two seasons. The Irish When Love awoke at 5:30 the next morn and tri-captain of the lacrosse team, scored his 100th collegiate of what species it is. Pearl and Mel Pedersen rived. Other than that, have fun and hang on took a seventh-seed into the first round of the NCAA Tournament, ing, she found Cobain lying on the floor in a career goal with a hat trick against the University of New coma. He was rushed to a hospital and his of Wauconda, III., bought their alligator until Easter. 0 but lost to the tenth-seeded Minnesota Golden Gophers. It was Hampshire last weekend. their second straight NCAA tournament appearance. stomach was pumped. Fortunately, the doc forty-two years ago and have raised her tors got to him just in time so he did not join since. They claim she is "the most lovable, 18 SCHOLASTIC MARCH 24, 1994 19 SPORTS COMMENTARY REVIEW & PREVIEW Sorry Carolina, We Know How You Feel With a victory over North Carolina basketball, Boston College athletics has become upsetting belched, "Who's laughing now ESPN." BC the greatest in Boston College sports history by T. Ryan Kennedy fans trampled their own beloved coach's car - and they're still four wins away from a affectionate alligator you'd ever want to and ripped down a goalpost in their own national championship. Hendrix and Morrison. He is recovering in Seattle and should be able to tour later this meet." However, the Department of Agri id you hear the news? They're erecting hallowed stadium. Gerrod Abrams foolishly exclaimed that by Miranda C. Sanford D year in Lollapalooza '94. culture said that, under the law, "Alice" was a statue of Boston College Basketball Welcome to reality, Boston College. he doesn't "even want to hear about Indi Coach Jim O'Brien outside the Conte Forum a dangerous reptile and they scooped her up The world was laughing at you after that ana," indicating his and BC'~typical lack of Winona's Latest Success into a duffel bag and took her away. at BC. The sculpture of Tom Coughlin sorry spectacle. Then, after professionally Future Hall of Fame respect for the opponent They may have When I saw the previews for the movie At this point, Illinois Governor Jim Edgar inside Alumni Stadium was just completed handling the departure of coach Coughlin, .: No one knows why South Bend was se beaten the best basketball team in the coun Reality Bites, I thought is was going to be said that "those people should be allowed to but had to be razed because it causes a lot of Gladchuk, wiping the tears from his eyes, lected for the future College Football Hall of try, but Indiana still has the most champion another Melrose Place takeoff. You know, keep their pet ... "Forty-two years is a good bad feelings when you spend a few million hired NFL journeyman Jack Henning, a no Fame's home. Now though, after months of ships; a little respect is in order, Eagles. people just out of college dealing with the track record of not being dangerous." After dollars to add 12,000 seats to a 32,000 seat name coach with minimal success but debate over funding, it looks as if it will Dozens of upsets have occurred in foot challenges of life - whoopee. I was com all, Alice was not your ordinary alligator. stadium, and then jump ship for an NFL plenty of experience (at losing). become an reality. A committee began col ball and basketball this year. Why is it Be pletely wrong. She took bubble baths with the four expansion team. Intermission: the BC hockey team even lecting and storing memorabilia before the from whom the sports world has to take Not only is Reality Bites, starring Winona Pedersen children when they were little, The City of Boston should be building a won the Boston classic Beanpot Tourna Hall's construction had been confmned. flack? Why don't we see Wisconsin-Oreen Ryder and Ethan Hawke, a witty and hilari loved cheese and snuggled in bed with Pearl. 1993-94 Boston College athletic museum ment over favored Boston University and Last week, a $21.8 million bond issue was Bay or Tulsa or the Wisconsin football team ous movie, but the soundtrack is great also! Alice was also housebroken. sometime soon because Chet Gladchuk, di Harvard. This victory was capped off with passedfor the project, due to be completed in foaming at the mouth and embarrassing The movie centers around four friends who A rescue team discovered Alice when rector of athletics at BC, players and alums the suspension of several freshman players themselves. the fall of 1995. It will be located west of recently graduated from college and their answering a 911 call when Pearl suffered a seem to think this year has been more sig who hit the bar scene a little bit too hard. South Bend, by the airport Hopefully, the With all due respect here, Boston College discoveries about post-college life. This stroke. The paramedics would not help nificant than the second coming. Sports Enter Act ll. The recent upset over #1 hall will be more successful than some athletics should be applauded for such clas movie is especially good for people in col Pearl until Alice was sent to another room Illustrated has named BC the college sports ranked North Carolina in the NCAA tourna projects. I would hate to see something like sic upsetS and the excellence ofBC sports in lege now or reCent graduates, as the script is and locked in. After assisting Pearl, the team of the year. ESPN created an exclusive ment has given the sports world a migrain~ the neon-decorated Rodeo Hall of Fame or general. But for the little respect that the very sharp and calls forth forgotten bits of medics filed a complaint about the frisky BC talk show .... but it had to be canceled headache. Coach O'Brien, who was prob the much-delayed Rock and Roll Hall of Eagles give to their certainly more then Generation X's past reptile and a week later Alice was taken because of random 0l:ltbursts oflaughter. ably on his way out until this victory (and he Fame. I wonder ifNotre Dame will get their worthy opponents, BC deserves an equally The soundtrack from the movie is also away. Now, a month after the incident, all Welcome to Fantasyland, Act 1. First, may be ushered out anyway), stated that this own wing in this one. low level of admiration. The Screaming phenomenal. It ranges from golden oldies Pearl can say is, "I miss her." there was Boston College's upset victory is BC's greatest basketball victory in his Eagles have had their say. Letus know when - overNotreDameinfootball,afterwhichone like "My Sharona,""AlIIWantls You" and eight years at the helm. The truth is, like the you win a major national championship. 0 Body of Evidence . Up & Coming of the ten BC fifth-year seniors classily football victory over Notre Dame, itisoneof "Tempted" to new original songs by World Party, The Posies and Dinosaur Jr. This As if things are not difficult enough for Recently, I received a compact disc fea FEMALE ATHLETES OF THE WEEK MALE ATHLETE OF THE WEEK movie is awesome because not only does it tourists in Miami, a recent occurrence tops it turing an artist from Canada. At fIrst I entertain, but the audience can really con off: A German tourist was staying in a hotel thought that it was going to be folksy/take: nect with the people. near the Miami International Airport. The" off on Indigo Girls tunes sort of thing, but I next morning he complained ofa "foul odor" was happily wrong. Sarah MacLachlan is a Cobain's Coma as he checked out Paying no attention to his singer who has been very popular on the Kurt Cobain, lead singer of Nirvana, complaint, the hotel said nothing to the Canadian charts for a while and has recently neverlearned what happens when one mixes housekeeping staff. Later, a maid found a entered the American music mainstream., alcohol and barbiturates. The rocker had a decomposing corpse under the bed where Her latest release, Fumbling Towards Ec brief drug-induced coma in Europe. The" the tourist stayed. The cause ofdeath has not stasy, is great The album is in stores now. band checked into Rome's for a break from yet been determined, and all the house Other than the general abundance of fun the hectic schedule of their whirlwind world keeper could say was, "We were looking for available around campus in mid-March, tour. Cobain took a prescription for his the smell ... and thought it came from the some cultural events should perk interest. If throat, Valium and an anesthetic. Then, roof, not the room." you cannot go home for Easter, an excellent even though he 'rarely drinks, he shared collection of operettas will be performed at champagne with his wife Courtney Love Pet Prejudice the Morris Civic Auditorium by guest sing There is something sick and wrong with ers. Avoid theaters (except for RealityBites The women's basketball team ended the regular season with a whom he had not seen for a month. Randy Colley: Colley, a senior from Wilton, Connecticut, taking a family's pet of 42 years, regardless of course) as the pre-summer lull has ar 20-6 mark, more wins than it had in the last two seasons. The Irish When Love awoke at 5:30 the next morn and tri-captain of the lacrosse team, scored his 100th collegiate of what species it is. Pearl and Mel Pedersen rived. Other than that, have fun and hang on took a seventh-seed into the first round of the NCAA Tournament, ing, she found Cobain lying on the floor in a career goal with a hat trick against the University of New coma. He was rushed to a hospital and his of Wauconda, III., bought their alligator until Easter. 0 but lost to the tenth-seeded Minnesota Golden Gophers. It was Hampshire last weekend. their second straight NCAA tournament appearance. stomach was pumped. Fortunately, the doc forty-two years ago and have raised her tors got to him just in time so he did not join since. They claim she is "the most lovable, 18 SCHOLASTIC MARCH 24, 1994 19 ENTER TAINMENT ies Our Selves, and was blown away! The parts. . the sax providing a counterpoint to the bass Nobody else but Elvis Costello could title line. Sandman's voice is liquid over the trio. band members, Alex, Dr. Frank and Tim, a pseudo-ballad "This Is Hell," his commen "Cure for Pain" is probably the most comprise the ultimate tongue-in-c~ee~, tary about the repackaging of earlier popular straight-ahead tune on both the single and happy, power-punk band. The production IS • very clean, especially on culture for today's gen the two acoustic numbers. eration. "'My Favorite "Even Hitler Had a Girl Things' are playing but its friend" is a hilarious exag.;. Elvis by Julie Andrews and not geration ofa guy's plea for by John Coltrane." Ouch! agirl. ''Nixon had a puppy, Mitchell Froom shows Charles Manson had his his percussive hand in the (Along with Beck, Morphine and Mr. T Experience) clan/But God forbid that I mix, particularly in the getagirlfriend." Ifthe title tuned tom-toms and doesn't give you a clue, weird reverb in "Rocking "Will You Still Love Me "Soul Suckin' Jerk" is a grim tale of a kid Horse Road." When I Don't Love You" by Kevin Kriner who "has a job makin' money for the man Elvis Costello: Brutal Youth The Attractions seem is a rollicking spoof of the throwin' chicken in a bucket with the soda lvis Costello and the Attractions. Elvis comfortable with each male ego. pop cans." Beck has also thrown in some E Costello and the Dirty Dozen Brass other and with Elvis, as if Beck: Mellow Gold acoustic tunes, which are generally annoy Band. Elvis Costello solo. Elvis Costello they had never taken a The resident ear-catch eck Hansen has created quite a stir. ing, but the lyrics might hold your interest, and the Brodsky Quartet Elvis Costello and break. This marriage of ing anthem is "More Than B Annedwith a dobro, a four-track and such as "Pay Your Mind." "Blackhole" is the Attractions. Elvis has come full circle band with artist is no Toast." "I love you more Dr. John sample in the background, he gave the one exception; it uses a violin over a with his latest release, Brutal Youth. Com longer separated, and than toast, but less than a us Loser, which is still get- modal background. He slows down his plete with childhood photos of a Declan P. Elvis seems remarkably staple gun," makes one ting extensive airplay. His MacManus and family, high-spirited. If you wonderifMTXjust hasn't fondness for nonsense lyr , this is his fIrst album with stayed away from that matured since high school .. or are simply mocking that :i, ics and infectious rhythms , the Attractions - and Brodsky Quartet thing, wooed many listeners., , Nick Lowe - since Blood you'll be glad to know mentality. Either way, Mellow Gold, his debut al and Chocolate. Mark this, Elvis lives. they will make you feel bum, has'some of the best as a return to fonn of one of like jumping around or at grooves in a long time. the fmest POP' artists pe Morphine: Cure least tapping your toes. One track is outstand riod. "Dustbin of History" com ForPain (CD bines an acoustic guitar ing: "Beercan" - some Mitchell Froom, his pro single) times you have to look past strumming under a catchy ducer on 'his last several here is the ritual?" ihe title. Its ethereal begin the album. The marathon "Down Love's guitar riff that you've heard 1TIllny times albums, has stamped his W inquires the new single from ning segues into a shake Tributaries" features Sandman's cooler before, but it manages to avoid sounding J signature indelibly on Morphine's albuIll of the same name. Your i your~boots groove. Beck "Brutal Youth." Theopen than-cool vocal overdubbed with himself, as tired. question might be, "Where is the guitar?" The award for best lyrics goes to "Mar II has a fondess for holding ing trinity of pop gems in~ well as several other sampled vocal bits. Mark Sandman, bassist and vocalist for tyr," which alternates between driving and the microphone too close cludesthe fll'st single, "13 Jerome Dupree also gets to show off a little Morphine, thinks that guitar has been heard upbeat', melodic styles. "And we'll h~g II to his mouth and for re Steps Lead Down." It bit, presumably because of the curious ab :J on so .much music that Morphine has an you in the parlor and we'll cut you IOtO !l cording his voice several opens with a rhythmic gui sence of the sax. "implied guitar." Sandman, fonnerly of squares and we'll think of you when any !t times at different pitches to tar intro and Elvis' myste The third track, '''Shame,'' previously i~ Treat Her Right, invented what is called a available only on a National Public Radio body swears." This is meaty fodder for the r~ achieve his effect Several rious mo~ologue that leads !1 "tritai'," a hybrid instrument that has ~e vocal samples infest the into a tasty, but repetitive Interview single, is nothing special. The sax likes of any. band. body of a bass, one bass string, two guitar Another curious aspect of this album are !I song; including a' "My chorus. ' (That's 52 steps doubles the bass while Sandman laments. stririgs, and is played with a slide. The other the song titles, which make reference to goodness!" that will knock each chorus for those keep The congas, played by special guest Rick character Qf Morphine is Dana Colley's popular adolescents' literary works. 11 your socks off., There's Barry, provide the backdrop for a spoken ing track.) '''Pony Street" baritone saxophone, an instnlment rarely, even a organ solo at the word narrative. This single contains some "Bridge to Taribithia" and"Are You There, r! ,and "Kindei' , Murder" heard in popular music. The interplay be end. real Morphine oddities. AJso, check out God? It'sMe, Margaret" pay tribute to some I complete the' hook-laden tween Sandman, Colley and drummer ) !! Beck even dabbles with "Good," their debut - you'll become ad of the band's favorite authors, such as Judy assault...... ;... these are some Jerome Dupree speaks worlds of music with vocal harmonies that rival dicted. Blume. There's nothing new or , of his, best melodies in one string and one sax voice. Sandman popular folkish songs. ''Track Number 3" voice for effect in ''Truckdrivin' Neighbor groundbreaking about Our Bodies Our years! The 'Cynical Orie never misSes a acknowledges the influence of jazz and contains a simple guitar strum with, a Selves. If you've ever re,ad a review of Downstairs," and distorts it beyond belief in chance to criticize: , "Your generation con blues, and wonders when and why they "Sweet Sunshine." The Mr. T. Experience: music that says, "Intelligent, well-executed "Loser" -type beat" but the chorus has har fesses before it transgresseS." Costello's developed into such a marginalized style. monies that fIt well together. We fmd Beck Our Bodies Our Selves purtk,"and wondered wh~t it meant, it w~ Beck is the ultimate slacker. tortured wail never sounded so good as in Morphine is glad to put the sax in a different admitting that someone told him he has no ot being very familiar with MTX, I probably talking about The Mr. T. EXpe~ "20% Amnesia," which also has an almost context. soul. Take that back! Broadway musical-es9ue qUality to it in Nlistened to their latest album, Our Bod- ence. The title track mov~ ata decent pace with 21 20 , SCHOLASTIC MARCH 24, 1994 i

------~ -- , ______u_ ___ _ ENTER TAINMENT ies Our Selves, and was blown away! The parts. . the sax providing a counterpoint to the bass Nobody else but Elvis Costello could title line. Sandman's voice is liquid over the trio. band members, Alex, Dr. Frank and Tim, a pseudo-ballad "This Is Hell," his commen "Cure for Pain" is probably the most comprise the ultimate tongue-in-c~ee~, tary about the repackaging of earlier popular straight-ahead tune on both the single and happy, power-punk band. The production IS • very clean, especially on culture for today's gen the two acoustic numbers. eration. "'My Favorite "Even Hitler Had a Girl Things' are playing but its friend" is a hilarious exag.;. Elvis by Julie Andrews and not geration ofa guy's plea for by John Coltrane." Ouch! agirl. ''Nixon had a puppy, Mitchell Froom shows Charles Manson had his his percussive hand in the (Along with Beck, Morphine and Mr. T Experience) clan/But God forbid that I mix, particularly in the getagirlfriend." Ifthe title tuned tom-toms and doesn't give you a clue, weird reverb in "Rocking "Will You Still Love Me "Soul Suckin' Jerk" is a grim tale of a kid Horse Road." When I Don't Love You" by Kevin Kriner who "has a job makin' money for the man Elvis Costello: Brutal Youth The Attractions seem is a rollicking spoof of the throwin' chicken in a bucket with the soda lvis Costello and the Attractions. Elvis comfortable with each male ego. pop cans." Beck has also thrown in some E Costello and the Dirty Dozen Brass other and with Elvis, as if Beck: Mellow Gold acoustic tunes, which are generally annoy Band. Elvis Costello solo. Elvis Costello they had never taken a The resident ear-catch eck Hansen has created quite a stir. ing, but the lyrics might hold your interest, and the Brodsky Quartet Elvis Costello and break. This marriage of ing anthem is "More Than B Annedwith a dobro, a four-track and such as "Pay Your Mind." "Blackhole" is the Attractions. Elvis has come full circle band with artist is no Toast." "I love you more Dr. John sample in the background, he gave the one exception; it uses a violin over a with his latest release, Brutal Youth. Com longer separated, and than toast, but less than a us Loser, which is still get- modal background. He slows down his plete with childhood photos of a Declan P. Elvis seems remarkably staple gun," makes one ting extensive airplay. His MacManus and family, high-spirited. If you wonderifMTXjust hasn't fondness for nonsense lyr , this is his fIrst album with stayed away from that matured since high school .. or are simply mocking that :i, ics and infectious rhythms , the Attractions - and Brodsky Quartet thing, wooed many listeners., , Nick Lowe - since Blood you'll be glad to know mentality. Either way, Mellow Gold, his debut al and Chocolate. Mark this, Elvis lives. they will make you feel bum, has'some of the best as a return to fonn of one of like jumping around or at grooves in a long time. the fmest POP' artists pe Morphine: Cure least tapping your toes. One track is outstand riod. "Dustbin of History" com ForPain (CD bines an acoustic guitar ing: "Beercan" - some Mitchell Froom, his pro single) times you have to look past strumming under a catchy ducer on 'his last several here is the ritual?" ihe title. Its ethereal begin the album. The marathon "Down Love's guitar riff that you've heard 1TIllny times albums, has stamped his W inquires the new single from ning segues into a shake Tributaries" features Sandman's cooler before, but it manages to avoid sounding J signature indelibly on Morphine's albuIll of the same name. Your i your~boots groove. Beck "Brutal Youth." Theopen than-cool vocal overdubbed with himself, as tired. question might be, "Where is the guitar?" The award for best lyrics goes to "Mar II has a fondess for holding ing trinity of pop gems in~ well as several other sampled vocal bits. Mark Sandman, bassist and vocalist for tyr," which alternates between driving and the microphone too close cludesthe fll'st single, "13 Jerome Dupree also gets to show off a little Morphine, thinks that guitar has been heard upbeat', melodic styles. "And we'll h~g II to his mouth and for re Steps Lead Down." It bit, presumably because of the curious ab :J on so .much music that Morphine has an you in the parlor and we'll cut you IOtO !l cording his voice several opens with a rhythmic gui sence of the sax. "implied guitar." Sandman, fonnerly of squares and we'll think of you when any !t times at different pitches to tar intro and Elvis' myste The third track, '''Shame,'' previously i~ Treat Her Right, invented what is called a available only on a National Public Radio body swears." This is meaty fodder for the r~ achieve his effect Several rious mo~ologue that leads !1 "tritai'," a hybrid instrument that has ~e vocal samples infest the into a tasty, but repetitive Interview single, is nothing special. The sax likes of any. band. body of a bass, one bass string, two guitar Another curious aspect of this album are !I song; including a' "My chorus. ' (That's 52 steps doubles the bass while Sandman laments. stririgs, and is played with a slide. The other the song titles, which make reference to goodness!" that will knock each chorus for those keep The congas, played by special guest Rick character Qf Morphine is Dana Colley's popular adolescents' literary works. 11 your socks off., There's Barry, provide the backdrop for a spoken ing track.) '''Pony Street" baritone saxophone, an instnlment rarely, even a organ solo at the word narrative. This single contains some "Bridge to Taribithia" and"Are You There, r! ,and "Kindei' , Murder" heard in popular music. The interplay be end. real Morphine oddities. AJso, check out God? It'sMe, Margaret" pay tribute to some I complete the' hook-laden tween Sandman, Colley and drummer ) !! Beck even dabbles with "Good," their debut - you'll become ad of the band's favorite authors, such as Judy assault...... ;... these are some Jerome Dupree speaks worlds of music with vocal harmonies that rival dicted. Blume. There's nothing new or , of his, best melodies in one string and one sax voice. Sandman popular folkish songs. ''Track Number 3" voice for effect in ''Truckdrivin' Neighbor groundbreaking about Our Bodies Our years! The 'Cynical Orie never misSes a acknowledges the influence of jazz and contains a simple guitar strum with, a Selves. If you've ever re,ad a review of Downstairs," and distorts it beyond belief in chance to criticize: , "Your generation con blues, and wonders when and why they "Sweet Sunshine." The Mr. T. Experience: music that says, "Intelligent, well-executed "Loser" -type beat" but the chorus has har fesses before it transgresseS." Costello's developed into such a marginalized style. monies that fIt well together. We fmd Beck Our Bodies Our Selves purtk,"and wondered wh~t it meant, it w~ Beck is the ultimate slacker. tortured wail never sounded so good as in Morphine is glad to put the sax in a different admitting that someone told him he has no ot being very familiar with MTX, I probably talking about The Mr. T. EXpe~ "20% Amnesia," which also has an almost context. soul. Take that back! Broadway musical-es9ue qUality to it in Nlistened to their latest album, Our Bod- ence. The title track mov~ ata decent pace with 21 20 , SCHOLASTIC MARCH 24, 1994 i

------~ -- , ______u_ ___ _ ON OTHER CAMPUSES WEEK IN DISTORTION News ofthe Biwn'e from the Let's Talk About Stress

Nation's Universities ... health and my complexion. Still, I seem to like, and the silver screen's view of exist by Andrew J. Horn be most efficient in a high-stress situation. ence is often simpler, clearer and more pas Are we really more productive under stress? sionate than most ofour lives. Or how about 11 Spring Break is in the past now and finals seem like they are around the corner. Just in case you're bored Domer 1: What's up? I hate this place, ~ Given the natural human instinct to procras- mindless TV shows? I mean the real, hard- i'l in South Bend already, here are a few stories about interesting events and people at other schools! unless it's football season. I have a ten- tinate, and the inevitable stress that results core vacuous sblfffrom the '60's and '70's: "th 'th· tal d "I Dream of Genl·e," "My Three Sons," . / page research paper due tomorrow an d f rom It, el er we enJoy IS men an !1 'al h' , t 'u' 1 . "Family Mf:";"," "Bewl'tched." As long as it 11 I'm just starting now, emoUon masoc Ism, or we 10 U1 ve y aLI - know that we will do everything, we will do is devoid of any sense of reality and intelli- Ii Stop ... Thieves?? Domer 2: That's nothing. I've got a 20- it-better, and we may even complete it on gence, and contains a hint of the bizarre to pager and a midterm at 8:00 a,m. I've time if we wait until it's almost too late, distract you and make you ponder it for a Did you ever think that you would be arrested for taking something out of the dining hall? gotten three hours of sleep in the last two Let's face it: we need stress. That's how we while, it will work like a charm. Stress will Two freshmen at the University of Kansas dido' t think so after they "stole" a box of cake mix days, got in here, anditbecomes more addictive as disappear with a wiggle of Samantha's and icing from a KU cafeteria. But according to the Daily Kansan, the woman who operates our college career goes on. If it is not there nose. the cafeteria was very upset and called the police on these two unsuspecting freshmen. A few Domer 3: (after overhearing the above ex we create it. And then we drink. ' A lot of people like to relieve stress hours later, they were cuffed and arrested. One of the perpetrators started to laugh, thinking it charige) Ha! Don't even tell me about So, aside from that nasty little habit men- through some sort of physical activity. Ex wasajoke, until a policeman began toread him his rights. It was no joke and the two are awaiting stress. I'm still fmishing three papers that tioned above, how can we burn thousands of ercise is nice and all, but if you're anything trial now. Wow, and we thought trying to sneak an apple and an orange out of the dining hall were due last week, and I have two calories from excess stress (excess meaning like me you need to do something violent was bad. , midterms tomorrow. I got 30 seconds of more than what is needed to get the job Picking fights can be tun, but you might get sleep last night and five minutes the night done)? Too bad there isn't such a thing as a in trouble with STUDENT AFFAIRS. Ask before. low-stress diet: two light, nutritious shakes someone in chemical engineering to help "j Ii' and a sensible dinner. Anyway, now that we you blow something up. You did it to you're :;1 Domers 1&2: Wow! Buy that man a coffee. are allretumed from a week of basking in the Star Wars figures when you were a smaller :;1 Future Politicians semi-tropical sun, we should start thinking kid. Why not do it now? Ii, ;~ Choose Lives of I think we all either hear or participate in ofaltemativewaysofrelievingstressduring Start smoking. OOPS! That's just not Crime' one or two versions of this every day. this fmal stretch of this academic year. done on this campus during the week. I,:;J' Why isit so interesting? We all have a lotto One of the most popular is listening to Shop. ii do. You would think that, when people run music. You can't go wrong. Music is Dance. Now this is something few people I' And we thinkNotreDamesbldentsprocras into their friends during a typical high-stress always better than silence. really do here. I'm not talking about flexed- tinate! Well, stUdents atJamesMadison Uni week here at our colony of vicious over Two genres work for me: classical and knee bouncmg at crowded parties. Put in versity don't just procrastinate - they'll do achievers, they would talk about something techno. Classical calms and causes the some techno, hip-hop or anything with a fast anything to avoid taking tests. According to other than their workloads and schedules. , imagination to take over. Techno revs you ' beat If you are with other people, establish The ChronicleonlIig~r Education, the night The truth is that nobody cares about what up Until you can't stand it anymore, and you a dance space. Come up with a personal set before a, political scienCe exam, a student everyone else'has to do. In conversations collapse exhausted and greatly relieved. ofdance steps, and get your whole body into broke into his professor's office and glued his like the one above, no one is really listening Sounds like something we're not supposed it: arms, hips, everything. You should be door shut, hoping that the teacher would be to each other: Each just wants to unload to do here. sore for two days after. unable to give the test In case ,that didn't Kramer -Live (sort of) at KU! some of his or her stress on the other by wliatever you do, play something with Try something new. Many of today's work, another sbldent made several signs that talking about it But doesn't this simply variety. The constant throbbing of Top-40 ' slang expressions tell us to "get" something. proclaimed the test had been canceled and S,einfeld fans, you might want to take a trip to the University of Kansas for a basketball revive and reinforce the panic feelings? roektends to wear on the nerves, and the Getalife. Getajob~ Get a clue. Getagrip. posted them around campus. The efforts were game soon. A KU sophomore has discovered his alter ego - Kramer! The Daily Kansan As for this lack of sleep competition, I retro-hippie and semi-country stuff every- Get a man. Get a woman. Get it on. Get it in vain, though, because the professor man reports that Jeremy Boldra can be found impersonating the Seinfeld favorite at halftime of think a lot ofpeople need some help. SLEEP one -is into these days may make life seem off. Get thee to a nunnery. Just about aged to pry open his door and administer the KU home games. Boldra has developed quite a following - the campus loves him and most IS GOOD. ,It is necessary. You are not fine, but for most of us it is the ultimate anything is worth a shot test anyway. The signs did have their desired peoplefmd him much more entertaining than the cheerleaders. What does he do? Evidently, proving your strength by not sleeping, and a hypocrisy. If we wanted to follow the Dead Finally, don't think about your work so effect, however. TlUlse who saw them around le teases his h,air, wears crazy clothes and runs around the arena quoting Kramer. The caffeine tolerance is no more worthy of all over the country or move to the Tennes- much. Just do it (sorry - itfitsowell). Deal campus believed the test was canceled and ~tudents think he could become the next campus mascot. But the question is, does he even boasting than an alcohol tolerance. see hills, we wouldn't be pursuing such an withit Butformysakeandyours,don'ttalk ;ompare to our leprechaun? didn't show up the morning of the exam. It seems that the average NO student, and expensive degree, would we, my friends? to me about your academic wOes. I DON'T Wouldn't you hate to be the kid who put up all many students at many colleges and univer If you have access to a TV, old black-aild- CARE! I have enough of my own worries, those signs? He'd better watch his back, sities, complain about stress constantly. Yet white fIlms do wonders. Asaformerinsom- and when I don't, I am going to enjoy my edited by Mary Kate Morton because the students who got zeroes for not it is the very thing they thrive on. niac, I can honestly say that they are one of idleness. 0 showing up are undoubtedly out for blood. Personally, I hate stress. It's bad for my the best cures. You can be as involved as you 22 SCHOLASTIC· MARCH 24, 1994 23 ------ON OTHER CAMPUSES WEEK IN DISTORTION News ofthe Biwn'e from the Let's Talk About Stress

he group of friends prepared to set out The driving at Angela's last plea finally realized it. "Did T trunks of both cars were packed with camping they rape you?" /./ supplies. The passenger space was loaded with eight friends out to adventure. t's been a year and a half since I was raped. My life She heard a sound behind her. Turning and I is as normal as I can make it. But both my family rising, she yelled, a brief sharp sound that was not and I bear lasting marks of a night nobody close to me even heard by the people in the car. can forget or erase. "I have to pee," Angela said, "Pull over, Steve." He Two months after I was raped, I wanted to buy a'gun slowed downand eased over onto the shoulder of the and learn how to kill with it Graphic revenge fantasies HERE'S HOW, road. He could see the guardrail as Angela climbed spun uncontrollably around my head - ranging from MANY YEARS ~nJJi1~ooo ~C lie k ~ ~@>®rP out of the car. It topped the ditch that sloped down, fmding my rapists and killing them as brutally as AGrO I "PROF. or TI-I15 15 THE '&llLlANT l'~oFESS6t. prof~s5 pi lof 1 Got;{ her~+ then back up to a steep, wooded hillside. Sheslammed possible, to beating a random guy into unconscious PILAF GOT WMt Y0l,) t'o people W~q . to "PILAF. I'M NOT IN 'R.\&HT NOlJ.). . -r fell the door, and he turned his attention to the radio. ness formakingajoke about rape. I can still remember THE IDEA . PL.EASE LEAVE A ME5SA6E. thh'll:. for }.tie. Then they were on top of her. There were two•. how satisfying these desires were to me. They made HE SI-IOULl) Their dirty hurting fingers were holding her down me feel safer, in a p<:(rverse way. TELL l'WPLE tha.r\k~ I and ripping her shorts. Her friends were just a few But fear immediately crushed the confident feel WHt\T TO ~ yards away, why didn't they come? Why didn't ings my. revenge had created. Gut-wrenching, crip THINK ... they hear her yell for them? Why was this happen pling, visceral fear left me helpless and umible to deal ing? It was. hurting so much. with even the slightest stress or threat. I remember one Two songs later, Steve got out of the car and ilightin particular-I woke up in my dorm room 10ft, yelled,"Angela! Are you O.K. up there?" She convinced that there was a man in the room who was stumbled out of the woods, holding up her shorts and going to attack and kill me. The door had been locked trying to run. She scrambled and grasped at the slope since before we went to bed, my roommate was to reach the road. When she was at the top, Steve saw sleeping directly below me, and the light switch was her face and the bloody scratches. "Angela! What two feet from my hand, but! was unable to move. I was happened?" he said. Then he looked down and saw completely paralyzed. . her clothes covered with dirt and grass stains. He My mental health was dange(ously close to the edge shook her arm, trying to elicit some response from her. at this point. I really don't know what saved my Angela is a Notre She was stone. Dame junior who sanity, but my life is slowly evolving back to nonnal. One went, and then the other. Then they heard I still have violent fantasies and panic attacks,but only .submitted this personal Steve yell, and they ran away, leaving Angela on reflection to Scholastic very rarely and of greatly lowered intensity. I still the ground with their filth all over her. She yanked have a much higher caution level than most of my under the condition of her shorts on and stumbled blindly down the hill, anonymity. Angela's friends. I turn on all the lights in a dark room before wanting only to get away. Her mind felt like it was I enter, I check the back seat of my car for attackers, and all other names in going to explode. this article have been and I constantly monitor my surroundings when walk Angela pushed Steve aside and dove into the front ing alone. changed to protect their seat. She whimpered. "What's wrong, Angela? What identities. Fora while, the rape surrounded me and blocked out happened," Steve repeated again. "Go," she whis everything else in my life. It will never be gone, but it pered. "Did you hurt yourself when you fell?" She Scholastic is now is now behind me. The part of me who walked through screamed 'go' in a huge frightened howl that turned life without fears of what lay in dark corners is gone acceptingsubmisdons into heaving, never-ending sobs. "I dido 'tknow they for the Final Word. forever. But the part of me who loves life, laughs and were there," she tried to explain, "I tried to run but they trusts in others is back and stronger than ever. I can Call the office for were there. They were waiting forme," she tried to tell details. look back if! want to, but I also have the choice to look between hysterical sobs. Steve, who had resumed ahead. And that is what I have decided to do. 0

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',. -.---~--.------. < . . - . . .. _------.v.-- _.- FINAL WORD Grist For The Mill Rick Grey

I, PROFESSOR PILAF, Living a SIN) CORRUPTION. SOMEONE. MlJST DO Nightmare EMINENT THEOLOGIAN, SOMETHING. AND WICKEDNESS ... THIS r AM THAT MUST fEN. THE WOl?bS "Tl-IAT ONCE FINE CAMPUS SOMEONE!! WILL SET One Notre Dame student's personal IS DROWNING IN IT! e o THINGS "RlbHT! struggle with rape and recovery = he group of friends prepared to set out The driving at Angela's last plea finally realized it. "Did T trunks of both cars were packed with camping they rape you?" /./ supplies. The passenger space was loaded with eight friends out to adventure. t's been a year and a half since I was raped. My life She heard a sound behind her. Turning and I is as normal as I can make it. But both my family rising, she yelled, a brief sharp sound that was not and I bear lasting marks of a night nobody close to me even heard by the people in the car. can forget or erase. "I have to pee," Angela said, "Pull over, Steve." He Two months after I was raped, I wanted to buy a'gun slowed downand eased over onto the shoulder of the and learn how to kill with it Graphic revenge fantasies HERE'S HOW, road. He could see the guardrail as Angela climbed spun uncontrollably around my head - ranging from MANY YEARS ~nJJi1~ooo ~C lie k ~ ~@>®rP out of the car. It topped the ditch that sloped down, fmding my rapists and killing them as brutally as AGrO I "PROF. or TI-I15 15 THE '&llLlANT l'~oFESS6t. prof~s5 pi lof 1 Got;{ her~+ then back up to a steep, wooded hillside. Sheslammed possible, to beating a random guy into unconscious PILAF GOT WMt Y0l,) t'o people W~q . to "PILAF. I'M NOT IN 'R.\&HT NOlJ.). . -r fell the door, and he turned his attention to the radio. ness formakingajoke about rape. I can still remember THE IDEA . PL.EASE LEAVE A ME5SA6E. thh'll:. for }.tie. Then they were on top of her. There were two•. how satisfying these desires were to me. They made HE SI-IOULl) Their dirty hurting fingers were holding her down me feel safer, in a p<:(rverse way. TELL l'WPLE tha.r\k~ I and ripping her shorts. Her friends were just a few But fear immediately crushed the confident feel WHt\T TO ~ yards away, why didn't they come? Why didn't ings my. revenge had created. Gut-wrenching, crip THINK ... they hear her yell for them? Why was this happen pling, visceral fear left me helpless and umible to deal ing? It was. hurting so much. with even the slightest stress or threat. I remember one Two songs later, Steve got out of the car and ilightin particular-I woke up in my dorm room 10ft, yelled,"Angela! Are you O.K. up there?" She convinced that there was a man in the room who was stumbled out of the woods, holding up her shorts and going to attack and kill me. The door had been locked trying to run. She scrambled and grasped at the slope since before we went to bed, my roommate was to reach the road. When she was at the top, Steve saw sleeping directly below me, and the light switch was her face and the bloody scratches. "Angela! What two feet from my hand, but! was unable to move. I was happened?" he said. Then he looked down and saw completely paralyzed. . her clothes covered with dirt and grass stains. He My mental health was dange(ously close to the edge shook her arm, trying to elicit some response from her. at this point. I really don't know what saved my Angela is a Notre She was stone. Dame junior who sanity, but my life is slowly evolving back to nonnal. One went, and then the other. Then they heard I still have violent fantasies and panic attacks,but only .submitted this personal Steve yell, and they ran away, leaving Angela on reflection to Scholastic very rarely and of greatly lowered intensity. I still the ground with their filth all over her. She yanked have a much higher caution level than most of my under the condition of her shorts on and stumbled blindly down the hill, anonymity. Angela's friends. I turn on all the lights in a dark room before wanting only to get away. Her mind felt like it was I enter, I check the back seat of my car for attackers, and all other names in going to explode. this article have been and I constantly monitor my surroundings when walk Angela pushed Steve aside and dove into the front ing alone. changed to protect their seat. She whimpered. "What's wrong, Angela? What identities. Fora while, the rape surrounded me and blocked out happened," Steve repeated again. "Go," she whis everything else in my life. It will never be gone, but it pered. "Did you hurt yourself when you fell?" She Scholastic is now is now behind me. The part of me who walked through screamed 'go' in a huge frightened howl that turned life without fears of what lay in dark corners is gone acceptingsubmisdons into heaving, never-ending sobs. "I dido 'tknow they for the Final Word. forever. But the part of me who loves life, laughs and were there," she tried to explain, "I tried to run but they trusts in others is back and stronger than ever. I can Call the office for were there. They were waiting forme," she tried to tell details. look back if! want to, but I also have the choice to look between hysterical sobs. Steve, who had resumed ahead. And that is what I have decided to do. 0

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