WWW.MANHATTANDENTALHEALTH.COM • 212-928-1000 PRST STD 635 MADISON AVE., 19TH FLOOR US POSTAGE The TM NEW YORK, NY 10022 PAID Doctor’s Dentist BOISE, ID 635 Madison Ave, 19th Floor Sept/Oct 2017 Visit our NEW PERMIT 411 New York, NY 10022 location! 212-928-1000 www.MANHATTANDENTALHEALTH.com 117 Kinderkamack Rd., Suite 200, FOLLOW US! 117 Kinderkamack Rd. Suite 200 River Edge, N.J. 07661 River Edge, N.J. 201-881-0660 Inside 07661 www.MANHATTANDENTALHEALTHNJ.COM The Fountain of Youth PAGE 1 Cover continued ... PAGE 2 Why Can’t You Buy Decent Dental Insurance? One-Pan Harvest Pasta The Fountain of Youth PAGE 3 the Country Joe and the Fish refrain, “And I must admit, the closest I came to taking a it’s 1-2-3, what are we fighting for?” I used to sip from the fountain of youth that weekend The Museum of have such favorites from the ’70s, too. was on the trip up. The anticipation was What? exhilarating. As we approached the concert But that fountain of youth, for me, has been PAGE 4 grounds, we began to see signs that this tainted. was NOT going to be the Woodstock-like experience we had hoped for. In the parking HAPPY A few weeks ago, we decided to try and lot, we were surrounded by a sea of SUVs with recapture our youth by going to a concert. handicapped stickers. People had campers After all, as teens and young adults, that’s what parked and football game tailgate-like setups we did. In fact, Laurie and I met only several serving all kinds of artery-clogging foods. miles away from Woodstock in 1969. We were The Museum of What? camp counselors and were forbidden from The lines to get in through the gates and past The World’s Strangest Museums leaving the grounds to attend the festival. Too security were filled with modern-day Ponce many hippies and too much “sex, drugs, and de Leons, many wearing clothes that must rock ‘n’ roll.” Sulabh International Museum of Momofuku Ando Instant Ramen “Because the Past Is Just a Goodbye” have been dug out of some cedar closet Toilets Delhi, India Museum Osaka, Japan after about five decades. Do kids even know Anyway, when we heard that Chicago and the –Graham Nash what bell bottoms are? Canes and walkers far Doobie Brothers were going to be in concert A functioning toilet is something everyone It’s not just college students who love ramen. outnumbered backpacks. on those hallowed grounds, we had to seize the takes for granted until they don’t have access Since the invention of the instant noodles by For centuries, explorers like Ponce de Leon opportunity. to one. In India’s capital, you can explore the Momofuku Ando in 1958, ramen has evolved have searched for it. Today, pharmacists, sports It’s a good thing the security guards only hand- fascinating history of commodes. Divided into a beloved dietary staple from Japan to clubs, and plastic surgeons make their livings searched things. A metal detector would have In the car, going up to Bethel Woods, the site of into three sections — ancient, medieval, and Jamaica. In addition to viewing some of the catering to people in pursuit of it. Heck, even been constantly ablaze with noise triggered by the original Woodstock Festival, we felt like it modern — you’ll be shocked at how much you wilder examples from around the world, you dentists are in the “youth” business. the artificial joints in the crowd. was 1969 and all we could do was sing Crosby, can learn about history and culture through an can even design your own packaging. Bring Stills, and Nash’s songs about the event. The examination of the ways a society flushes (or along some chopsticks, as there are plenty of For me, music has always been a way to regain The smells were different, too. Grass, indeed, radio played Beatles, the Stones, and Hendrix. doesn’t). samples to slurp up. a youthful feeling. Songs transport me back to but it was from the neatly mowed lawns when I first heard them. many in the crowd were to sit on. I guessed We were eager to recapture the feelings of the there would be no “Rocky Mountain High” on The Museum of Bad Art Dedham, The Kansas Barbed Wire Museum late ’60s and early ’70s when songs by Chicago Perry Como and Betty Hutton’s 1950 tune this night. Massachusetts Rush County, Kansas and the Doobies wafted through the air in our Everyone “I Love You a Bushel and a Peck” still takes car, dorm room, and apartment. In fact, one of Bladder control issues were obviously knows the There are plenty of museums dedicated to Plenty of museums are hands-off, but that’s me back to the loving hugs of my Grandma the Doobie Brothers’ songs in particular was anticipated as portable facilities were more Louvre and exceptional artwork from history, but only usually to protect the precious objects held Mollie and Aunt Hilda, her sister, who both one that I always played while shopping for common than trash receptacles, and the the Smithsonian, but one dedicated to less successful artistic within. At the Kansas Barbed Wire Museum, sung me the tune while embracing me. To this stereo systems, something my friend Todd and lines there were longer than those in front you might be surprised to learn about some endeavors. The Museum of Bad Art, or MOBA, not touching the exhibits is just sound day, whenever I hear the song, I feel warm, I did while trying to decompress from the stress of the stalls hawking concert trinkets and of the stranger museums around the world. promotes itself as the home of “art too bad advice. The development of barbed wire was snuggled, and secure. of dental school in Boston in the early ’70s. memorabilia. I kept looking for a Depends or For nearly every passion, there is a building to be ignored.” A trip to MOBA will leave you instrumental in settling the American West, If I want to transport myself to the ’60s, all I That album was well-worn. Dulcolax stand. somewhere dedicated to it. Take a look at smiling, laughing, and feeling a little better and this museum pays tribute to its invention need to do is listen to “Alice’s Restaurant” or some of the weirdest. about the fact that you’re not Picasso. and evolution.

4 • www.MANHATTANDENTALHEALTH.com 212-928-1000 • 1 www.MANHATTANDENTALHEALTHNJ.com Published by The Newsletter Pro • www.newsletterpro.com Published by The Newsletter Pro • www.newsletterpro.com 201-881-0660 Why Can’t You Buy DECENT DENTAL INSURANCE? Second, insurance companies are in the So what’s the answer? How can you beat Here’s another secret. Good dentistry lasts. Conversely, I see people who either didn’t care And our teeth have to last longer than ever as I get asked this question all the time. It business of making money. They’ve analyzed the house? It’s a great investment. Insurance companies for their teeth well enough, didn’t start young life expectancies creep up into the 90s and shows the frustration people feel with the and crunched the numbers. They know that if know that too. What they’re afraid of is that if enough, or didn’t agree to recommended 100s. So, excellent dentistry is more important current state of health care and dental you’re looking for insurance, you need it. And, Stay healthy. That’s the best policy. someone buys insurance and uses it to get the treatment, and are now suffering. My father- now than ever before. insurance. I completely understand. they base their projections on what they call best possible care, they will no longer need in-law never received preventive care as a the “rate of utilization.” That means that the Don’t roll the dice with your health. insurance, and they’ll cancel the policy. So, the child and had teeth issues throughout his “An ounce of prevention is worth a pound of First, dental coverage is not really insurance, more people use their plans, the less profit upfront premiums would reflect that risk and life. In his 70s, after suffering a heart attack, cure.” It’s really the case with health care. And at least not in the sense people are they make. So, if you’re part of a large group I’m not trying to be smug, but what I’ve seen hence be unaffordable. I recommended we fix things. He refused Manhattan Dental Health has always been on used to with their medical coverage or whose members don’t use dentists a lot, your in my 40 years of practice is that people who because he was “too old.” When he passed the forefront of prevention. automobile insurance. In these programs, premiums would be less and/or your benefits keep their mouths clean, come in regularly To them, it’s just math. To you, it’s your health. away at age 94, he was having all sorts of you, or your employer, pay a premium, would be greater. for preventive visits, and agree to care when trouble with his teeth. I was barely able to keep We’ll design a preventive program, customized there’s a deductible (co-pay), and once needed spend relatively little on their dental I look at my dad, who had always maintained ahead of all his problems. for your particular needs, designed to keep you met, the insurance will cover most of the It sounds crazy. If you need it or use it, care in the long run. Plus, their overall health is his teeth and who always did what I told him to healthy, functional, and smiling. cost, regardless of how much. With dental it’ll cost more or you’ll get less. But that’s better too, especially as they get older. despite the cost (of course, he paid nothing). And there’s a good deal of research that insurance, there’s a limit to the benefit you insurance, and that’s the problem with He enjoyed the benefit of healthy, functional, connects the health of your mouth to your To everyone’s excellent health and wellness, receive. So, rather than “insurance,” it’s insurance companies controlling health care, People who stay healthy and get the best and trouble-free teeth until he passed away a overall health. In the elderly, it can mean actually a limited rebate program. especially dental care. The odds are stacked dental care have a tremendous advantage as week shy of 90. respiratory illnesses such as pneumonia from against you. Just like in Vegas, the “house” they age. changes in the bacteria found in the mouth. always has the advantage. Michael

COVER CONTINUED ... The Fountain of Youth When the concert began, a bunch of old men took to the stage and younger than me, rather than hanging out with peers my same age began playing songs that were vaguely familiar, but had a slightly or even older, seems preferable. Spending time with my kids and musty sound as if an album had just been found, dusted off, then grandkids is one answer, as long as they’ll let me into their lives as an One-Pan played on a vintage turntable. active participant. HARVEST PASTA

I had to wait until their encore to hear the Doobie Brothers play my I know how old I am. I know it when my prostate wakes me up in favorite tune, “Listen to the Music.” I was not transported at all. By the middle of the night. I know it as I creak, rolling out of bed in the This easy, healthy, hearty recipe is a delicious way to that time, I was already somewhat depressed. morning, and I know it when I open some of the childproof containers employ the harvest from your vegetable garden. that are now a part of my daily routine. Looking at the stage, seeing all the 60- and 70-somethings, then Ingredients • 1 (19-ounce) can cannellini panning around and seeing more of the same gave me a feeling Yet, when I smile, I still feel and see glimpses of my youth. Yep, I still • 2 tablespoons vegetable oil beans (white kidney beans), similar to the one I had visiting my father in the assisted living facility. feel the aches. I see the wrinkles and spots. But when that smile looks rinsed and drained back at me in the mirror, they seem to fade away. • 1 small eggplant, cut into 1-inch This was just another form of memory lane. The linkage was ruined. pieces (4 cups) • 13/4 cups “no-chicken” broth How about YOU? Does your smile betray your age? Does it sing in • 1 medium zucchini, coarsely • 1 cup dried whole grain elbow Laurie and I had a good time. It was an adventure, and we giggled as concert with the other signs of maturity? Or does it convey signs of chopped (2 cups) macaroni we passed some of the places in the Catskills that we associated with vitality and play a more youthful harmonizing role? the summers of ’69 and ’70. Those were good times, indeed. • 2 tomatoes or 4 Roma • 1/2 teaspoon crushed red pepper I’d like to help you keep or regain that youthful smile. I know what tomatoes, coarsely chopped (1 • Kosher salt Now, the question remains: How do I regain those feelings? cup) it means to me. I appreciate it more after my recent Woodstock • Ground black pepper (optional) experience. • 1/3 cup chopped red onion Though music is still a great time machine, songs from Chicago and • 2 cloves garlic, minced the Doobie Brothers have lost that potency for me. Certainly, I won’t We offer a complimentary smile analysis. Let us tell you how we can be going to any “oldies” concerts anymore. While some associations help you find that fountain of youth through your smile. Directions with the past are nostalgic and exciting, interacting with those 1. In a very large skillet, heat crushed red pepper. Bring to oil over medium heat. Add a boil, then reduce heat. Cover eggplant, zucchini, tomatoes, and simmer 7–10 minutes more red onion, and garlic. Cook, or until vegetables and pasta Michael uncovered, 7–10 minutes or until are tender, stirring occasionally. vegetables are almost tender, Remove from heat. Season with stirring occasionally. salt and pepper; top with basil and serve.

HAVE A LAUGH HAVE 2. Add beans, broth, pasta, and

2 • www.MANHATTANDENTALHEALTH.com Recipe adapted from DamnDelicious.net. 212-928-1000 • 3 www.MANHATTANDENTALHEALTHNJ.com 201-881-0660