$3 We Know Your Anger, We Know Your Dreams, We’ve Been Everything You Want To Be $3 The Committed Indian The REal Fan’s Program secondcityhockey.com May 7th, 2009
[email protected] THERE WAS SUPPOSED TO BE A KABOOM Maybe we have this wrong, but we and the players themselves don’t have to do that maybe this team has started to run out were told, before the playoffs started, that much. This is the second round of the play- of gas. Keith has been awful the past two with the anthem and the general loony bin offs, kids. 60 minutes is required, otherwise games. Toews has disappeared, Jesus Havlat that the United Center has become, the Hawks you can see how that seven-iron feels in your only seems to be appearing on posters behind would feed off that energize and terrorize op- hands. Or your dick. Steve Konroyd’s head. This kind of game is ponents from the get-go. Suddenly, we em- Plan 9 From Outer Space going to take a monumental effort, and we’re pathize with Marvin The Martian, because only So, what has to happen tonight? not 100% sure the Hawks have it. But then once out of four home playoff games have we Second City colleague Matt McClure will break again, these guys still get carded at bars, so gotten our first period kaboom. Somehow, we this down better on page 12, but the Hawks that doesn’t seem much of an excuse. doubt Bugs is to blame. have to give up on their fireworks display.