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Ph o t o f o r St a t e sm a n M a r GGB WON THE 1974 McOOWELL CUP by over 200 points. by ci Glicksman
By ALAN H. FALLICK columnist, cited two reasons for GGB's crown. "Most According to an admiission by one of its team of the guys on the hall are seniors so they had time to members, "a group of degenerates" has won the do it," Spiler said. "We knew all the rules, and could 1973-74 McDowell Cup, the symbol of excellence in use sneak plays (like backward passes in football)." Stony Brook intramural athletics. Oddly, GGB did not intend to try to win the Cup The B-Wing team of George Gershwin College, back in September recalled senior Mike Dunn, who (GGB), after a slow fall scart, has coasted to a more noticed that his team was in tenth place after than 200-point lead over its nearest rival and, with football. "I said, 'Sure, we have nothing better to do only intramural track remAn.-ig, Intramural Director this semester', 1 said Dunn. Bob Snider has declared GGB this year's winner of It was the team's consistency which perhaps could the trophy and prize of a half keg of beer. best account for its destiny. In football, GGB made Group of Degenerates the semi-finals. In soccer, it got into the "WeWr more of a group of degenerates than jocks," championship game. GGB made the second playoff said GGB member Mitch Bittman, "but we're round in basketball, and won golf, tennis, together degenerates n and volleyball. The team finished third in Chariie Spfler,, last year's Statesman Intramurals (Continued on page 13)
Athlete, C oach of te 'ear Awtarcds See Pages 16 and I17 L.h 1%------. . NY State Assembly Approves INews Briefs 1 Wider Finance Disclosure Laws Gangster Gets 15 Years Albany (AP)-The New York after passing 141-3, would Franz S. Leichter (D-Manhattan) State Assembly voted Tuesday require candidates for elective said. 'When we have a lieutenant Carmine "Mr. Gribbs" Tramunti, reputed underworld leader, in favor of a bill sponsored by office in the executive, governor of this state who goes received a 15-year prison sentence yesterday on his conviction for Assemblyman Peter J. Costigan legislative and judicial branches and practices law and deals in his part in a major narcotics conspiracy. (R-Setauket) to broaden to file financial statements with the stock market, the people A co-defendant, Joseph DiNapoli, partner in a printing firm, was financial disclosure requirements the New York secretary of state have a right to know." given 20 years, concurrent with a three-year term he was already to include all candidates for all at least 45 days before the Leichter was referring to serving for loan-sharking. Tramunti, 64, lives in Whitestone, Queens. state offices, rather than only election. Governor Malcolm Wilson, who Described as the financier of a dope ring supplying the New York elected legislators. They would be required to list maintained his interest in a area as well as Washington, D.C., Tramunti has spent most of his life The bill, sent to the Senate financial interests in any Westchester law firm and in criminal activity, U.S. Attorney Paul J. Curran told U.S. District enterprises regulated by the received income from stock Court Judge Kevin T. Duffy. state. These would include investments during his 15-year banks, insurance companies and term as lieutenant governor. Abrams Enters Race utilities, for example. In other action: State law currently mandates -The Senate approved a Bronx Borough President Robert Abrams said yesterday that he such disclosure only by measure to prohibit smoking in will seek the Democratic nomination for New York state attorney legislators after their election. indoor theaters, libraries, general. 'Mis bill reproduces the museums or on public mass Abrams becomes the second candidate for the Democratic requirements for the legislature transit facilities. The bill, passed nomination for that office. Rockland County District Attorney in every jot and tittle," said 32-12, had been rejected by the Robert E. Meehan threw his hat into the ring several weeks ago. Costigan, the bill's main sponsor. Senate several days earlier. It In making his announcement, Abrams vowed that as attorney But several Democrats objected has been sent to the Assembly. general he would monitor the Public Service Commission and that the legislation did not go far -The Assembly passed a bill investigate every rate increase by utilities and "battle them tooth enough. 'We find there's no that would give publicly and nail when they are unjustified." substance to the jot and no body established local industrial Abrams said there has not been a Democratic attorney general in to the tittle," smiled development agencies the right New York for the past 32 years and the people are suffering the Assemblyman Irwin Landes to issue bonds and make loans to "grave effects of one-party domination." (D-Great Neck). refinance existing industrial The Republican hierarchy has become "cozy with the corporate ASSEMBLYMAN PETER J. 'There are other financial facilities at low interest rates. establishment," Abrams charged. COSTIGAN. (R-SETAUKET) was a main sponsor of a bill nterests which you may have The agencies are now restricted expanding financial disclosure which the people have a right to to financing industrial Democrat Cites inpeachable Offense laws. know about," Assemblyman expansions to create new jobs. A Democratic member of the House Judiciary Committee said yesterday that President Nixon's discussion of a payment to Watergate defendant E. Howard Hunt 'is a clear violation of federal Gleinn, Wallace Win Primaries law" and grounds for impeachment. "It is a clear, indisputable article of impeachment," (AP)-Formner astronaut John H. Glenn Jr. won despite the 1972 assassination attempt that left Representative John Conyers of Michigan said of a conversation the Democratic nomination for senator from Ohio him partially paralyzed. between Nixon and former White House Counsel John W. Dean III on his third try and Alabama Governor George C. Democratic Senator James B. Allen, a Wallace on March 21, 1973. "Dean was ordered to accede to Hunt's Wallace won renomination for an unprecedented ally, easily won his bid for renomination and is request." Conyers spoke at a news conference. third term on the first big Tuesday of the 1974 unopposed in November for a second six-year A transcript of the conversation released by the White House primary season. term. indicates that Hunt was demanding $120,000 to keep silent. Nixon, Candidates for three Senate seats, two In North Carolina, where veteran Democratic in his television address last week, said he was "thinking out loud" governorships and more that 50 House seats were Senator Sam J. Ervin Jr. is retiring. Attorney General Robert Morgan was leading a field of ten, about having to make the payment in order to protect the national chosen as Alabama, Ohio, Indiana and North primaries for the November but it was unclear whether he could surpass the 50 security. Carolina held mid-term elections. needed to win the Democratic Conyers said the conversation indicates an obstruction of justice per cent in the District of Columbia, meanwhile, nomination without a June 4 runoff. Former that would be a violation of federal law. Voters Representative Nick Galifianakis ran second. "So the whole question of whether we need a criminal offense for gave overwhelming approval to a charter that a measure of self-government to the State Representative William E. Stevens, a impeachment is moot," he said. restores nation's capital for the first time in a century. furniture manuracturer and brother-in-law of The 52-year old Glenn, who 12 years ago Representative James Broyhill (R-N. C.), won the U.S. Aid to Saigon Cut became the first American to orbit the earth, GOP primary. showed surprising strength in Ohio's urban areas to Denouncing the Senate's rejection of additional military aid for end the brief Senate tenure of Howard M. Saigon, the White House warned yesterday that North Vietnamese Metzenbaum, appointed last December when infiltration of troops and arms poses a growing threat to stability in Republican Wfiliam B. Saxbe resigned to become Southeast Asia. Attorney General. The Senate voted a temporary suspension of U.S. military aid Opposed by organized labor and the state Statsman shipments to South Vietnam Monday by approving an, amendment Democratic organization, Glenn projected himself by Senator Edward M. Kennedy (D-Mass.) denying an increase in the as a symbol of integrity in the year of the This is the last issue of Statesman this $1.126 billion ceiling imposed for the fiscal year ending June 30. Watergate scandal while Metzenbaum suffered semester. The amendment was added to a supplemental military from the disclosure that he paid no federal income However, the newspaper will be procurement bill. taxes in 1969 because of business losses. publishing a weekly summer edition. Thie House Deputy Press Secretary Gerald L. Warren charged that Glenn will be favored in November against Distributed both on and off campus every since the January 1973 ceasefire, "Hanoi, with outside assistance, Republican Mayor Ralph Perk of Cleveland, easy Thursday beginning May 23, the paper will has illegally infiltrated into South Vietnam more than ,120,000 victor over Peter E. Von of Canton. cover events at the University and in the troops. . ." The nominations for governor in Ohio were won local community. In addition, Warren said, the Communists have "illegally without difficulty by Democratic Governor John Subscriptions for Statesman can be introduced large quantities of tanks, artillery, missiles and other J. Gilligan and former Republican Governor James obtained for $1.50 by sending a check or munitions... " J. Rhodes, his predecessor. money order to Statesman, Box AE, Stony Warren said he did not know whether the 120,000-man figure In Alabama, Wallace easily outdistanced four Brook, N.Y. 11790. took account of rotation of Communist troops. He also refused to other Democrats. He faces Republican Elvin give specifics on the types of missiles which he said Hanoi had McCary in November while seeking to lay the introduced in South Vietnam, referring questioners to the Defense groundwork for another presidential bid in 1976 - Department. -
- - 'STATESMAN, student newspaper of Two Slain Hell's Angels Buried Inside SUNY at Stony Brook, Is published -TION three times weekly on Monday, MAIN SEC ,TION Wednesday and Friday, September to cortege of some 200 motorcycle riders from across the United Statesman May *xc pt during vacation periods, A SUNY-ChinaExc hange ind once durlnin July by the wound its way through Lowell, Massachusetts yesterday, as Front Page Photo Association, an States re pmar '''5^ uStatesman n I ncorporated, By Frank Sapprll non-profit the bodies of two slain Hell's Angels were taken to their graves. Campus Briefs organization. Prnt: Robert J. George Hartman, 28, and Edwin Riley, 34, both of Lowell, were TAKE TWO -Se pae S Tiernan; VIce-Presldent: Jay G. Saris; Robert Schwartz; found shot to death last week in a Florida rockpit. Treasurer: Action Line Secretary: Leonard Stelnbach. Their bodies were returned to Lowell for the funeral. An Problems of theHandicapped Mailing address: P.O. Box AE, Stony 0 .. p. I o-fpag 7 Brook, N.Y. 11790. Editorial and estimated 500 persons came to West Lawn Cemetery for the Susiness phone: (516) 246-3690. services led by Methodist Minister William Fudge. 'Me Subscrlber to Asocated Press. graveside An Evening of Cabaret Quack! Represented by National Educational Hell's Angels had asked for, and received, a police escort to the ... p. 2 -m pae 22 Advertising Service, 1* E. 50 St., cemetery. Now York CRy. Printed by "The Three Musktms" Editorial: Board of Truste* Smithtown Nes,1 Brookste Drive, Tin procession included motorcycle riders from Nebraska, N.Y. Entered as wcond -m --pwpaJ 23 Smithtown, Ilinois, California, New York and New Jersey. 23 cl-s matter at Stony Brook, N.Y.
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Page 2 STATESMAN May 8, 1974 Spauster Winner in Polity Presidential Runi-off
By JONATHAN D. SALANT who wants to deal with Polity." By a difference of 54 votes, "I wish him all the luck in the Ju nior Representative Ed world," said Manginelli, who is Spauster was elected Polity unsure of his future plans. He president, defeating SASU took comfort in that "a lot of Coordinator Gerry Manginelli. the ideas that we raised became Spauster polled 957 votes to issues in the election." Manginelli's 903. Newly-elected Polity Vice In the other runoff elections, President Mark Avery said, "It Paul Trautman defeated Debbie will be a pleasure to serve under Green, 854-845, and Jane a president like Ed Spauster. I've Mergler defeated Jason Manne worked with him for a year, and for senior representative, I know hell do the job that is 197-161. expected of the Polity Spauster praised 'the people president." who believed in me and went Manginelli is "strongly out and pushed for me." He considering" appealing the succeeds President Cherry results to the Judiciary because Haskins, who is graduating this o f re p orted illlegal States'-wan/Larry Rubin A student casts a vote in yesterday's run-off election, where Ed Spauster narrowly defeated Gerry June. (see sidebar) electioneeering in the Stony Manginelli for Polity President. ------X --- -j Trautman. reached by phone Brook Union. and a lack of ID
- early this morning, said that checks in some of the polling - X even or ahead in the rest "Polity is our collective voice" places. "Fifty-three votes out of of the campus. in affairs dealing with students. 1800 warrant some type of All the presidential candidates He mentioned the new faculty investigation.' he said. failed to get a majority of the governance proposal and the Claude Nesis, Rich Lubin, and vote in last Tuesday's election, Election Scorecard shortening of the add-drop Duncan Hutchins were elected so Spauster and Mangenelli, the period as two cases in which Senior, Junior, and Sophomore two top finishers, went into the students' voices were not heard. Class Presidents respectively, all runoff. In the original election, "I want to coordinate student SPAUSTER MANGINELLI on writein votes. Spauster outpolled Manginelli, As was the CEm last Tuesday, G QUAD 273 135 representatives on the 820-711. Ammann 122 7 committees," Trautman said. He in the first round. of balloting, After last week's results were Gray 16 60 pledged to "be available one Spauster ran strongest in G and ,nown, Spauster picked up the Irving 54 28 night a week for any student H Quads, while Manginelli ran support of outgoing Polity O'Neill 81 40 President Cherry Haskins. "After H QUAD 239 81 working with both candidates Benedict 100 16 Communication: Goal during the past year," Haskins James 86 37 said, "I will support Ed Spauster Langmuir 53 28 because of the tremendous Of ROTH QUAD 182 185 New President amount of work he has done this Cardozo 29 44 "'Communication is by far the most important thing we have to year in all Polity-Related Gershwin 34 25 do this year. We have to unify commuters, residents, and Health matters. He has the kind of Hendrix 35 45 Sciences Center students this year to form a student government experience in the area of Polity Mount 40 44 that is seen and heard on this campus." that is essential." Whitman 44 27 That is Ed Spauster's chief goal as Polity President. Ihe new Polity Student KELLY QUAD 83 108 "Communication Is important," said Spauster, "because without it, Coucil will consist of President TABLER QUAD 99 209 we have no hope of worldn out the important isues on this Ed Spauster, Vice President campus." Douglass 22 53 Mark Avery, Secretary Paul Dreiser 14 78 Spauster will be serving his third term as a Student Council Trautman, Treasurer Lynette Hand 21 46 member, having previously held the titles of sophomore Spaulding, Senior Representative Sanger 42 32 representative and junior representative. Jane Mergler, Junior STAGE XII QUAD 30 60 One of Spauster's campaign issues was that he would be living on Representative Myke Fizer, and COMMUTERS 55 122 campus this summer and could begin working for the students. He Sophomore Representative Stony Brook Union 0 71 said that hell "be working on FSA [Faculty Student Association], Laurie Davis. The freshman P lot 5 51 housing conditions in the dorms, and academic regulations." representative will be chosen in Spauster said that he wants to improve housing conditions "so the fall. Avery, Spauleing, and TOTALS 957 903 people won't be faced with poor conditions" when they return in Spauster are the only three September. He also plans to work on the new faculty governance Council members who served proposals. this past year.
- Commencement on May 19 -3900 to Graduate
By NANCY CALLANAN 1300 imasters' degrees and 112 the fourth year of departmental project as `unashamed!v fossil speimens will be on Over 10,000 students, faculty, doctorates will be awarded. commencements. ambitious, which any event. dispiay in the FSS building. staff and guests will assemble in Director of Commencement According to Assistant to the touching every area of the The Commencemen t all areas of the University for Mary Spata explained the President John Burness, "after University, must be." The Committee will present the Commencement '74, to be held individual exercises as an the 1971 Commencement, commencement exercises will be Stony Brook Brass Quartet on on May 19, from 11:30 a.m. attempt at depersonalization. response was about 6 to one in held in a variety of locations- the Bridge to Nowhere at 4:30 until 6 p.m. In the 14th annual Each department has its own favor of the new apprach" and from Roth Cafeteria p.m. The Processional, which is commencement ceremony, facility and styles of ceremonies. has remained favorable since. (Economics) to the Library the first event of the day, will be which will be by department, It's not on a grand scale, but it's Spata and her assistant, Susan Galleria (Languages and led by Vice President for over 2500 bachelor's degrs, much more personal." Ths is Goldin, have described their Linguisties). Student Affairs Elizabeth Amidst all this activity, the Wadsworth. Members of the Stonv Brook Union will serve as S ony Brook Council will also a hospitality area. There will be inarch. Other guests who wur harpsiehord iusic by the speak at the various exercises Camarata Players in the Main include actress Geraldine Lounge, a folk guitarist in the Fitzgerald. U.S. Congressman Courtyard, and a student art Otis G. Pike. and Executive exhibit in the Art Gallery. The Director of the Nassau and Union will also showcase the Suffolk Counte Planning crafts of the students of Commission Lee E. Koppelman. Workshops '74. Rpfrpshments Separate exercises will be held will be offered in the Main on June 23, for three of the Lobby. Health Sciences Center schools. The University Museum, The University School of located in the Social Sciences Medicine will confer its first "A" Building, will display a M.D.'s on 18 students, and a weaving exhibit. and in the total of 345 degrees will be *Tin * ^fin ^mu-5!bs.. Humanities Art Gallery an awarded to students of Allied i ~~ 4 exhibit by the Nine will Health Professions. Social OVER 10,000 S ruDENTS, faculty and staff will attend this year's commencement exercses. aontinue. Lunar sample and Welfarv and Nursing.
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t3oe 4 STATESMA N May 8, 1974 By ~MAY :Ro BO h niiulcmue.A (SAU)-The hiistr Iofr101 F 3 I 5 By BOB MAYER on the individual campuses. An are not mandated by the BoardI (SASU) - Ile history of audit by the State Comptroller of Trustees, and the state couldI nandatory student activity fees issued in 1966 suggested that not force students to pay these is a relatively short one, yet it is this was not occurring. fees." 'he following semester aI filled with a long complex The report noted that at voluntary collection wasII background of politics, legal various institutions, local established at SUNY at Albany,0 maneuvers, and legislative campus presidents were using but the other campuses, still1 interference. student monies as auxiliary lacking any guidelines01 The first official policy on the funds in the operation of the prohibiting student fees,0 collection of student fees was campus administration. 'here continued to collect as before.I established by the State Board were specific instances in which As more students began to0 of Trustees in November, 1967. FSAs purchased land, and in realize that there was no existing11 These guidelines officially one instance, student fees had laws within University1 approved university sanction for been used by a campus president governance mandating collection collection of voluntary fees. to fund his own inauguration. of fees, university officials0I Until the November decision The audit charged that several started to explore the policy. On1 was outlined, most students deans of students knew that May 9, 1968, the Trustees01
believed that the fees were prior to 1968 there was a established the existingI1 mandatory. The fees were voluntary, not mandatory policy guidelines governing the collected by the campus Faculty on student fees, yet they failed collection and distributioni Stat= es r SUNY Student Association and to inforn anyone. process that is currently being0 CHANCELLOR ERNEST BOYER was recentlyurged 'o ra3se the ceiling of student appeared on student bills each After the Comptroller's report observed on all state campuses.1 activity fees to $100 per academic year. semester. TIle FSAs deposited was released, a group of Albany 'Me guidelines called for the these funds in their own students questioned the individual campuses to conduct all responsibility for fees would new policy, the judge ordered all accounts in order to exempt the legitimacy of their fees being a referendum every four years to be in the hands of students. The funds at the Albany campus money from regular state used to support religious determine whether collection of only stipulation was that the frozen.The Student Association accounting procedure. It was organizations on campus. When fees would be voluntary or Chancellor would establish a lawyer suggested that the case believed that these fees were the campus president requested mandatory. It limited use of ceiling on how high activity fees could not be won and going to be used exclusively for a legal opinion, students were funds to four broad categories - could go. A figure of $70 per recommended against appeal. student governments and surprised to learn from the recreational, social, cultural, and academic year was set. (The But the legal action failed to extra-curricular student activities counsel that "these student fees educational. For the first time Stident Assembly Executive signal the end of the issue. The Committee recently urged Chancellor ordered the creation Chancellor Ernest Boyer of a task force to investigate the - to raise CampusI Briefs the ceiling to $100). use of student fees. The task But political activism soon force failed to make any I came to SUNY campuses, and recommendations. taxpayers and legislators alike A controversy ensued when began to raise serious questions the statewide student about funding. Where was associations and student monmy comng from that members of the task force produced radical literature, indicated that there was no real organized demonstrations and student involvement in the provided transportation to and decision. The Chancellor from anti-war rallies. responded with this statement: In early May, 1969, President "The decision for a referendum Nixon ordered American troops and for administrative to invade Cambodia. Virtually supervision of funds when the every campus in the state had fees are mandated, recognizes experienced serious disruptions. the responsibility of the Many SUNY campuses recessed university and reflects the classes early.The public asked sentiments of a majority of more questions. Who was paying campus presidents and student for bail money for students leaders. " arrested? Who was paying for The 1972 legislative session student newspapers that called could be considered the delayed for continued support of the legislative response to strikes and their resulting mandatory student fees. While it disruption of "business as is true that anti-fee bills had usual?" Students had caused been filed previously, there was over a half a million dollars in little chance of them coming to damage to state property and the floor of either the Senate or CLASSES WILL TAKE ON AN INFORMAL ATMOSPHERE as the Inforrmal Studies Program offers there was considerable sentiment the Assembly. However, in courses ranging from "How to" courses to Witchcraft and the study of werewolves. both in the legislature and with April, 1972, one such fee bill the taxpayer was reported to the ever. to prevent any Senate floor and approved by a one-vote Non-Credit Courses 'Me program was developed by Lett, his staff repetition. An intense reassessment margin. It was later defeated Over 30 non-credit courses will and a faculty committee to enable the of in be offered by community student the Assembly. the Informal Studies Program here at Stony Brook to participate in University activities. activity fees followed. In an unusual two In June, 1970, Comptroller hour debate, the arguments this summer. Faculty members, graduate students, faculty of Arthur Levitt accountability, According to Informal Studies Director Paul wives, and faculty from other schools will be audited seven radical activity SUNY campuses funding, and loose Lett, the program was developed for those teaching the courses offered. and found most controls were campuses augmented by interested in part-time studies. "You could almost 'Me courses are all offered at night, one or two were using activity fee support of funds correctly. "radical and pornographic say that it is a free university except that there is a times a week, during June and July. A few campuses, newspapers and fee for each course taken," he said. "We try to Registration will be held on Tuesday and however, were the infection of managing high schools find out what people want or are interested in, Wednesday, May 14 and 15 from 2:30 to 7:30 disbursement of the with campus trash." It then see how far we can go with the idea." p.m. in the second floor lobby of the University's fees poorly. is these public reactions that The subjects cover a variety of interests in Administration building. A late registration date 'Mat same month, an Erie prompted many legislators crafts, the arts, physical and health education, and has been set for Thursday, May 12 from 2 to 4 County grand jury subpoenaed to vote for a voluntary fee. It is a similar social sciences. Fees for the courses range from p.m. (a late payment fee must be paid in addition financial records of the SUNY at reaction today that Buffalo student gives strength to $15 to $60. to the course fee.) government, pending Many of the subjects offered are called "Mini For further information contact the Informal campus publications, and various legislation that would curb what How to Do" courses, which are designed for those Studies Office at 246-5936. clubs. A former Graduate the public consider "misuse" of who plan on returning to school after an absence, Student Association (GSA) mandatory student fees. said Lett. "How to Write a College Paper," Astronomer to Lecture president was indicted for 'Me policy on fees in "Explorationsin MaiMathematics," and "An msappropriating GSA funds. existence today will most likely Approach to Science" am intended to refresh 'She Search for Intelligent Extraterrestrial And in Albany, an continue in the future. Since almost memories and provide basic updating for returning Wafe" will be the topic of a lecture given here by underaa student filed suit all student activities are Dr. Frank Dake,, director in the State Supreme in some degree dependent students. of the National Court in on ,,he History of Philosophy of Satanism and Astronomy and Ionosphere Center of the July, 1970, in an attempt to student tam there will continue to be Witchcaft,"'Mhe and History and Study of University of CoUell-Arecibo, in Puerto Rico. have the court declare omm form of student mandatory Werewolves, ndVampires, Other Creatures of the Drake, a pioneer in radio astro my, was one of collection of student activities fees. However, as long fees NNigt"explorore wi an area of crrent Interest the first scientists to begin seious studies aimed at Illegal. Ile court decision as apgroups, a eventually newspapers, Lett stated that the program, which began last detecting evidence of Iex!--trate a life. upheld the student. and student he Albany governments ser, initially bad a very small esp The lecture, sponoe by the Eath and Space administration was tagl to impose some orderd internal a sthat owwwerer attendane has grown *ac semester, and SciencesDepaen scheduledt, a 4 pm. on to control the ste expendture of accountWlity,,theisative the this summrv the attendance should be better than May 9 In room 100 of the Lecture Center. andatry fees Until Albany cam up with a threat will remain. 0 STATESMAN --- Page 5 May 8. 1974 STATESMAN Page 5 - Don't cook tonight, call 0 CH ICKEN DEN HT CHICKEN, RIBS, SHRIMP & FISH OPEN DAILY 12-9 WE DELIVEIR NESC O"ET SHOPPING CENTER , A A 9 s e e *4-coWs Sawy.-PortJef.Sta. s O TV ^ C
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II _ II I I-----~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ I I ------am Mm - --- -m - * p Page 6 STATESMAN May 8, 1974 - Repeat of a sellwout!* *SALE ENDS 5/15/74 ACT I ONl LINER rLaf Y,10 Co~roiysro es I By STEPHEN LIBSTER Today's final column is sort of an Action Line post-mortem; instead of mentioning any new problems, we will review past stereo system Action Line articles. Several weeks ago, Les Klemperer reported that a grating OUTSTANDING A near the Graduate Chemistry building, which could be easily V A L U E ... $99 removed by a vandal, was fastened shut by Safety and Security. Recently, Les and I conducted a spot check of gratings in that vicinity and we discovered that about 90 per *AM/FM stereo multiplex radio *Full size BSR changer with dust cover cent of them were removable. On Monday we met with *8-track stereo tape player with program selector University Fire Marshall George Buck, who promised to confer *2 bookshelf-size speakers *Slide rule tuning with Illuminated dial with the office of Facilities Planning on the matter. I1 *Headphone jack for private listening Nora Schual followed up on the meeting of the Physical iF This a5pioce home stereo entertainment center is Education Department over the tennis courts. Department packed with top value basics . . . and then some! Chairwoman Elaine Budde announced the following results: 1) Signs will be posted in the locker rooms and the court as, , k fences stating official regulations. 4fUtf.)' - t -I-J v X 2) The waiting line will be on the benches between the BMasSTPS infirmary and the courts. All other entrances will be locked. Remember, You Can MASTERS CARD 3) Tennis courts are primarily for use by students and MASTER CHARGE CENTEREACH Route 25 981-9400 faculty. Charge It At Masters! BANKAMERICARD Middle Country Rd. 9:30 AM to 11 PM - 4) Signs will suggest a one hour limit when people are - waiting. Budde noted that the above rules will become effective at the beginning of the summer session. In addition, the Physical Education Department has submitted requests to the Facilities Planning Office for a feasibility study concerning lights for the courts and money to hire a student to check I.D. cards. Naiomi Singer once again contacted Assistant Director for 'I.. Safety Alfred Gray concerning improvements for the Surg gates by South Campus. Gray conferred with Facilities Planning Director Charles Wagner, and both agreed that painting the cement bases of the gates with orange reflective paint was advisable. They also felt that additional lighting for that area may be arranged. Action Line wishes to thank Nora and Naiomi, our veteran members, who are graduating this month. Three weeks ago, Action Line wrote that the Administration was moving too slowly in installing phones outside the dormitories. Lately, we've received a letter from the President's office assuring us that the phones will be ready before this printing (indeed, some are already connected). In response to a letter to Action Line, Dave Spiegel received assurances from Safety and Facilities Planning that a swaying cement slab from the Library building presented no hazard of falling. Yet, readers may recall that last week Security cordoned off the southeast comer of the building because the swaying slab apparently did present some risk to pedestrians. There's no easy way for Charlie Nelson to become Dr. Nelson. During the course of this semester, it is interesting to note that Action Line received no rnmnrlaink. alhmkit Rfrn Rkar. But there is a way to make it somewhat ea, -. Antonko Or the National Nt .);3?Medical Center in Our way. The ArmedI Forces Health Profes, a Bethesdj, Maryiard, recognize l worldwide for its lighting, faulty dormitory washing machines, or poisonous Scholarship Program. It won't soften the demands work in Medical Research. of your professors, or those you make upon yourself And if you've read this far. yo - may be interested cafeteria food. One student asked Action Line to find her a -but it may free you frrom those financial problems in the details. Just send irn -oupon and we'll summer job on Staten Island. which, understandably>, can put a crimp in your supply them. concentration. Action Line decided to drop office hours because students If you qualify, our sc;holarship program will cover Armed Forces Scholarships Z-AA preferred filling out our questionnaires to calling our the costs of your me(dical education. More you 'II versa City Texas 78148 Z office receive a good month ly allowance all throL ,h your Unersal city. Texas 78148 --) ' I desire information for the following E'gram: Army L number. Yet, our box in the Library was inadvertently schooling. Navy Q Air Forcep Medical/Osteorx:'ic : Dental [] removed, and I have often found that main desk employees But what happens a3fter you graduate? Veterinary' D Podiatry n Other (please specify) Then, as a health care officer in the military Nam N am e often relocate our Student Union box to an obscure end of the branch of your choicce you enter a professional - (please print)I environment that is - |~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ THE EDITORIAL BOARD AND STAFF OF STATESMAN ARE PROUD TO ANNOUNCE A Weekly Publication ^nmme eFtatefimnan Beginning May 23, 1974 ror the price of a couple MAIL TO: STATESMAN, P.O. BOX AE, STONY BROOK, N.Y. 11794 or BRING of upraeto, i ahe CS4 COUPON TO STATESMAN, S.B. UNION Fried, SUITE 075. Make checks payable to: STATESMAN. wit otonuy g!room J leep ap | 1 Year F Summer Only $9.00 $1.50 kappeninyj whie you re away Name ...... inU junwner. Addraw...... p...... |city...... I THROUGH THE EFFORTS of Action UnG. signs will be Go Hungry Oncess I p on the tennis court fe Iclind atlons oi I te cours; a one hour tkme len HwW Vuyr.WA d for b- -o6> ReO.Statesman AIll Sumer. I'State ...... _f tths courts. -j I I ls - -- --.Mmmwo ,„ 1i i.*i-.. -11-iMinIM * ------ May 8, 1974 STATESMAN Page 7 -0ut in * We Carry The Rubbir SPE4 20% On Pemanen OUlP A> ',,Ve " CurVrr * 09 00C,rV* 12 Main St. Setauket 751-7444 Always a 10% Discount I- For Students & Faculty THE THUMB 15 THREATENED. .twt~Otf ant Student-Railpass. Just about the cheapest way Ir. -.____ _ * -!-_ L *__* * to see 94 No. Country Rd. curope outside of nitching. Setauket Unlimited second-class rail travel 751-6750 in 13 countries. Two months only $165. Left at First Traffic Light You buy your Student-Railpass here- East of Nicolls Rd on 215A you can't buy it in Europe. And the $165. FRIDAY price is tax free and a beautifu I way to beat Live Entertainmenti currency fluctuations. What's more, train _~~~~~,- L%,^, ..I _- - - SATURDAY scneauies are as frequent as ever, Live Entertainments while getting about by SUNDAY .ar or motor coach Beer Blast ways as easy as before. MONDAY ho's eligible? Closed ime student under 26 TUESDAY gistered in a North Wine Out , college or university. WEDNESDAY No whole months seeing Europe. And you travel Audition Nite an and so fast (up to THURSDAY )elieve it. Of course, you Wine Out ins that meander hat's part of I I I of your life, so don't I it or clip the I coupon I I day of the thumb I I I Denmark, I !i nbourg, Norway, I * 11716 I ass folder. D I oad map. D I I >~~~~~~~ i I : : ; : :; A '^:: . '. :: ^ ':. ". opeans see it. 1 PNFO% O ~l X I_ _ _ _ _ Page 8 STATESMAN May d, 1174 FSiA to Award One Food Service Contract By FRANK SAPPELL most sutstanal improvements Acting in accord with the to food wervie could be made rI.D.Ca will gtsI recommendation of the by having one subcontractor University Food Serice mas e all food operations on Committee, the Board of campus (except for student-run )t off onany Directors of the Faculty-Student businesses and p ms). Association (FSA) has decided to award the operation of all Dawson, when asked to GXG on G__~~O' uwWDms~sadm :].* ]I At campus food services to a angle comment on the decision, noted a!Q~or imnuI A subcontractor, and is currently that this solution would provide drawing up a contract to be the debt-ridden FSA with a submitted for bids. reliable source of income, while The Food Service Committee, not subjecting it to any further which drafted the original sCal liablities. He also version of the contract to be explained that the proposed awarded, recommended in contract would include March that the FSA serve as provioks for a Univerity-wide I liaison between the University committee which would and outside businesses by periodically evaluate the quality accepting all bids. However, of the food services, and I since the contract will not be maintain a system which would I finalized before tonight% hold the contractor ancially meeting of the FSA Board of nble for his performance. I Directors, according to FSA FSA President T. Alexander I Vice President Mark Dawson, it Pond said that In addition to I is too early to tell what FSA, the contract must also be company wfll be administering Wed by the Stony Brook I the meal evies on campus administiffon, SUNY Central, next year. According to FSA and FSA's chief creditor, the sources, Sap Foods, Inc., which Bank of Suffolk County. Pond currently runs the meal plan also indicated that, at ts time,. cafeterias ic H and Kelly quads, it is exeted that incoming is expected to submit a bid on filmen will be required to next year's contract. subscribe to the meal plan w VW nNMC yucangeX Lumncp In accepting the food Frehman Representative Mark committe's recommendtins, Avery who is active on the food OCEANSIDE CORAM FARMINGDALE the FSA Board of Directors service emmittee, sid that the 3560 Long Beach Road Intersection Rts. 112 & 25 1999 Rt 110 concluded that, in view of the ing fehmen might be University's committment to cautioned about the plib provide resident students with as of more than one year of many options as possible, the mandator medas. m a PUBLIC NOTICE TO ALL STUDENTS Anyone caught interfering in any way with the Polity electoral process, be it the removal of public campaign material or the slander of a candidate, will be subject to disciplinary action by the Polity Judiciary. This action may include ineligibility to-run for Po I i ty office, ineligibility to vote, and removal of Polity benefits (e.g. intramural and intercollegiate participation, SAB and COCA discounts, etc.) If you oberv someone upon a campa4g in a n y m anner whatsoever, pa notify the Pbity Jdiay at 2463673. -ELECTIONS- KEEP THEM CLEAN! May 8, 1974 STATESMAN Page 9 - 4-- - - II - " M 1 k Selection of I Xeb Cop JBair8 Join the SUNY V I r rub :COCA Head Rt 25A & S. Jasey Ave. E. Sawket Nat to Sicks' ' VERY JBIP~rTmlWJEW ICHERS l hI Challenged A MILE 2-* Gal. Bottles $1.45 + Deposit FOR FAST - DECISION TRA VELLERS By RICHARD GELFOND and JONATHAN D. SALANT * Gal. Bottles .78 + Deposit A formal protest has been Gallon Container $1.53 lodged with Judiciary Chairman .4Gal. Container .83 Qt. .45 Telephone 751.1 293 for details Alan H. Fallick stemming from the selection of a new chairman F Beer-Soda-Ice Crrm-Butter-AII Dairy By Products-Cigarette. of the Committee on (SORRY NO STUDENTS. ONLY FACULTY, Cinematographic Arts (COCA) GRADE A EGGS 78c DZ. EMPLOYEES, MANAGEMENT) to replace Allison Belkin, who is Open 7 a. m.- I p.m., Sundays 8 a.m. -1 p. m. graduating. _om A I COCA Head Projectionist Kenneth Gross is challenging .4m .48- lAwl . w- go .41I 41o 44E 49lo .4m .4m 41= 4d - ow .49 l Belldn's selection of Randy Mr. Richard Tang, Former Owner of How-How Kitchen, Schwartz as the new head of the ad Try Our Tasty Specials! Proudly Announces the Grand Opening of organization. Belldn appointed a saD" FEA'T'URING THIS WEEK Schwartz, and he was confirmed by the board of directors. However, Gross charged that FREE c^FREE Belkin does not have the right to appoint her successor. Fallick SODA| SALADA agrees with this view, saying that 'With Every Dinner Served "examination of the bylaws does not include [the chairman's MONDELLO Restaurant Pizzeria right to ] permanent appointment of a [new] J talian JMome Stlye (ooh in y chairman." BEER & WINE PIZZA - REGULAR & SICILIAN Fallick said that he "will again Open Mon.-Thurs. 11- 1; Fri & Sat. 11-12; Sun. 4-11 request that Allison call a meeting to elect officers. If she 556-20 NO. COUNTRY RD. (Next to Gristedes) does not agree to my request ROUTE 25A ST. JAMES 862-8948 | 3no gAsi of CAiw- and Po4lwsian ("ijine within 48 hours, a Judiciary - _-_ _ Nw-o_ _ Nw-N "a."w"P _ _m Nw-o_ _ wMM1.111_ _M hearing will be called." - - -D - Gross stated that "I am asking v $q the Judiciary to settle the matter DINING ROOM of who is next year's COCA Zjw 4 - " * * ~~~~FORALL SERVICE 1 chairman." ' ^" in~xrnt--K" - - - Page 10 STATESMAN May 8, 1974 -*---^ (Assigned Risk' Status Abolished An.~ rp~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~mH~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~wffi'~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Albany (AP)-Jhe New York would replace the assigned-risk Senator John Dunne State Senate voted yesterday to (system with a requirement that 'R-Garden City) the sponsor, -* abolish the so called "assigned insurance companies sell policies ;aid he did not know what risk pool" which covers drivers .to any motorist. impact the measure would have on the rates paid by assigned-risk who cannot obtain regular auto The measure was sent to the f .f insurance. Assembly, where it is considered drivers and others. By some The current assigned-risk plan unlikely to win approval. But estimates, it would lower rates insures alleged bad-risk drivers the 54-4 vote for the measure for most drivers in the through a pool maintained by all presaged some change in the assigned-risk pool, raise rates the insurance companies. assigned-risk plan within a year slightly for some non-risk drivers I I 'e A The house approved a bill that or two. and raise them drastically for the most serious risks. /2 ^ 0_ NOW IN AR T 'OUCHSTONE PAPERBACK _ In other action the Senate approved a bill and a resolution i I that would raise the salaries of THE the lieutenant governor, I comptroller and attorney general ALL AT% ' IORS from $45,000 to $60,000. The REFRIC4I measures, which would take (in WORKING Comb?Z i;-S Only) MOUNTAIN effect January 1, go to the WL1,L, BE PICK t CIDI' I Assembly. The Senate voted to separate ON C"AMPUS THIH ' i UMMER some social service functions, including day care, foster parents and programs for the (BY APPOINTMENT (N L Y) aging and youth, out of the by Colin M. Turnbull Department of Social Services. auinor of i ne rarest re The bills were among the relatively minor measures ;'Rtefrigerator Kkil-f9 "A beautiful and terrifying book considered by the legislators as of a people that have become they waited for their leaders and 3 928-9391 monstrous beyond belief." Gov. Malcolm Wilson to put the I -Margaret Mead, Newsday finishing touches on the major WEEKDA I'S AFTER 4 /\ a. "An anthropological shocker items standing in the way of \ WEEKENEDS AN}YTIS 7\ adjournment of the regular N in implications - ...frightening its - for us all."-Robert Ardrey, session. 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COME ENTER OUR WEEKL Y DRAWING All Dishes Served with White Rice. Orders from Our Regular Take Out Menu Are Also Inc^'omef A u STUDENT DISCOUNT COUPON 20 DELIVERY SCHEDULE: LUNCH DINNEEtt m I- - NO. 1 DEL. NO. 2I DEL. NO. 3 DEL. 0.4 m 1:45 12:50 | 5:45 6:45 ,S ndae \a of M - 1:0 . F VALID ONLY Wi rH STUDENT l.D. * ADMINISTRATION A Y-LOT 12:00> 1:05 6:00 7:05 I i~~ 20¢_ **a GOOD TILL 5/18/74,_ _ _ _ ^ 200 I l _*_ INFIRMARY 12:10I DISCOUNTS TO STUDFNTS& FACULTY! B __ ;Y-LOT ____Z 1:15 | 6:10 7:15 on our large selection of There is always a 10% Discount UNION12:15 z 1:20| 6:15 .Carvel cakes, logs, and pies. Just show your 10 cards. A ___ Y-LOT ____ 12: 7:20 BACK OF STAGE XII 12:25 8 6:25 I D CAF. LOADING LOT 2: 1:30 7:30 E: WEST OF CARDOZO 12.350 IROTH LOT 12:35" 1:40 6:356 7:40 .imanumpow Ple6se mention your delivery sequence (1,2,3,4) and location (ABCDE) when placing your order. Also please pick up your order on time and ENJOY! I Like Chinese Food? Come to Dragon Gate Inn (10%6 Discount wIm Studnt ID). IN MAST SETAUKET AT FINNT SHOPPING CENTER v adit e}at s ts ociao~nn mr -'{l to nVl cr-ncam ,-t ale: i;.rcnso^rr 7 DAYS A WEEKA iL. f A .L »<5QU\ta».3» Jr-4b "ITv wA w t AAU m U '-i v X>X T .I s-t-'» May Fs. 19/t4 STATI ESMAN Page 11 American Express I xEu ope Chlartes via Pa mAm. New York departures -$515-$1334 All prces guaranteed, AUl Types of Travel Arrangements * Includes round trip via Pan Am, loln'm Sipp hotels (double occupancy), many meals, sightseeing. A? pecrsonaiizwaflH S4w j->kop * 30 vacations - at low group rates. Over 600 departures. FEA TURING: Eagle Clothes free 84-page * Send coupon below for Pierre Cardin Suits Smith Haven Mall Bawi Suits 724-8550 TUES.-SAT. 10-6 THURS. EVE. TILL 9 Geoffrey Beene 41 if SLACKS By: Boulet I qw~Please send me a tree CODv of "'1974 Europe Charters." NJ Hurry. | Dun Lee I | lMr./Mrs./Miss | H.Cotler | Address | 0 | City ----State Zip | SHIRTS Bys:Frederico Pio Phone | Roland 1 t cncr.LJn Lxprct Compan, 1Q, 4 I Bonhomme Cou Cou SCENTS By: Macho Faberge I Sign of the Zodiac See fven 4 and Womenjn _7a.onj WMUeltegl at Cooky's Steak Pub at tLe Coventry fflaf in 'toni y grooh 7t4rcLdy Tvenints from 7 p.m. to 9 p.m. LADIES' FASHIONS By: MIEN'S FASHIQNS By: Mi Ladi Bow-Teak Ri vendell Men's Shop -litlenclell-cco untlJey: For an accumulated amount of $200 or more you will be entitled to receive a Rivendell Account Key which will entitle you to Private Sales throughout the year. -- - - According to Shelley a great social revolution ought to - - be presaged by a general increase in popular intelligence and - 1\ art and a proliferation of extraordinary productions in - - i science. In this light, one may be prompted to consider the we- OPEN EVERY NIGHT TILL 9 proposition that the absence of a contextual intellectual 51 Coventry Mall renaissance may be a major consideration in the failure of 1 SATURDAYS TILL 6 revolutionary socialist movements in Western Europe and BKmRA North America during the recent fifty years. Stony Brook 75 1-8731 Such a force is now unloosed in the world, a force 6I ,qq imminently more terrifying to the philistines than any opponent on which they have speculated before this time. The Labor Committee tendency has launched a world-wide fight for a program of expanded reproduction to end the Second Great Depression. It counterposes f ------9 OW infinite human creative potential to meet human needs, v against the bestialized, quack "science" of zero growth, behavior modification (brainwashing), and austerity. ( THE NATIONAL CAUCUS OF LABOR COMMTEES Nll^TS ABJ 0'~ I PRESENTS * A v BEYOND PSYCHOANALYSIS {i--ACOUSTIC HOT TUNA----« A FOUR WEEK LECTURE SERIES c8Pr Weday8 Gyma 1 Thursdays 7:30 p.m. I t -'-- Sudents $2 -Ohers$5 SBU Rm. 261 for information Donation $1.50 293-0960 | 0- l L______J Page 12 STATESMAN May 8, 1974 I GGB Celebrates McDowell Win Plaza Sporting Goods (Continuedfrom page Ib) CONGRA TULA TES swimming, and won badminton, ping-pong, and handball. Some .'( i ,~, STONY BROOK'S of these sports, which included only individual efforts, showed e AIt 1973-74 STcJTESMAN I the most points being accorded l SPORTS WINNERS: to those men living on the 0. residential halls of GGB. I "We knew it was only a David Stein matter of time," said GGBer Ron Epstein. "Deep down MALE ATHLETE inside, even Coach [Snider] knew." Carol Mendis There were certain rituals and 5tatesman/Mivich Bittman practices which helped the GGB in a winning effort. FEMALE ATHLETE winners and might interest future contenders. One of these, Rick Smoliak they said, involved sex. AUTO INSURANCE MALE 'The more sex we had," said COACH Spiler, ""the more relaxed our .4 An,. minds were. We could |(Don't Get Ripped Off) : Sandra weeden concentrate more on the game . 1t. -, FEMALE COACH instead of the girls on the Special Rates sidelines.99 Under Age 25-Drivers Dunn, who is Spiler's CENTEREACH PORT JEFF. STA. roommate, disagreed, saying Masters Plaza . 585-121 5 Jefferson Plaza * 473-5522 * Regardless of Driving Record somewhat philosophically, WHITE STAGSPEEDO SUITS NOW A VA ILABLE! "Since few people on the team * Montidly Payments Available to Everyone engage in sex, we had to get rid (4-10 months) Your own choice L of energy in other ways. We use sports as a catharsis." < Ahen ani Loefler. lnstraiieeAfreii v Injuries were avoided for the 202 E. Main St. Smithtown, N.Y. 1Era most part by GGB, which On Route 25 East of Route 1 11 witnessed only a broken arm to 724-0081 II rgA1 * Bittman and sprained ankle to AOegree Program Qualifying Graduates For Calif. Bar Exam Epstein. ||\ Ha * 5 Min. From Downtown Los Angeles In A Suburban Community 9 Fsft-rurvm mBB nr AWMu * ^yitr=n6 ---y 3vjEcnn3 Dunn recalled some highlights @^ _S~i * Enrollment Now Being Accepted for September term from football, such as kicker lr ||H|* Inquiries Are Invited By The Dean Of Admissions: Frank Wang, who had been I~f You're -~~~/ _1 GLENDALE COLLEGE OF LAW unable to make an extra point EXPERT REPA 220 NO. GLENDALE AVE all season, booting a 30-yard IRS ^GLENDALE, CA. 91206 (213) 247-0770 Recorders, Stereos, TV's field goal with 15 seconds Busted . . remaining, to send GGB into the ] semi-finals. Dunn also recalled We Can Fix You Up. "Ws your Heed" the oft-heard statement by quarterback Spiler: "Holy shit, 1. We'll Repair Your Stereo: they're in the backfield A) Amps B) Tape Deck Ofa^R * SHACK already." C) Phonographs D) Other A colorful team whose or- members wear, individually, red, 2. We Can Fix "Warped" 8-Track Tapes blue, black, purple, and white sneakers, GGB is going out a 3. SAME-DAY TV REPAIR! I winner. "We Cut ' Said Dunn, "It's all over but 240 Route 25A (Next to 3 Village Plaza) 1 the drinking." Replacements for All Styluas 941-4511 Your Hair *MWK UKgIIKj w w BR Amu~^ iItBan a^ AMB H I HMT6 g To He Ip Your Head 1116 MIDDLE COU SELDEN i - you JuST ANSWEREDA HENP WANTED AD FOR YOUR OWN JOB. ~~~~~--: s- - v -n- .. - - - - j ' a_~~~~~~-mAdw sor A. X.x.MMAd cue up. Uttf. - - May 8, 1974 STATESMAN Page 13 OUR NEWEST STORE AT THE QUEENS CENTER, 92nd ST. BETWEEN 57th & 59th AVE. IN REQO PARK ROUTE Ile ROOSEVELT FIEl SUNRISE HIGHWAY SMITH HAVEN MALI HUNTINGTON. SHOPPING CENTER, VALLEY STREAM, LAKE ROVE, Us ISLANDLONA ISAND LONGLONG ISLAND us~~~~~~~~~~~~ :-PEN DAr.. Y TO 9 10 P M Of'P!: DAILY TO 9 30 P M. OPEN DAILY I0O , P M OPEN DAILY TO 9 3: P M -F- ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ .A Pascs- 14 STAF~qYA May It. I974 Money Gives Albany a Sports Success This is the concluding part of than Stony Brook's, tentatively football team which disbanded activity fee seems to be mixed. "One reason why we can get a series of articks which explore approved a 1974-75 budget of last year and had trouble getting "I really don't mind paying the good coaches and plan for the State University of New York about $154,000. any funds this year. In contrast, seven dollars," said Robert future is that we have a (SUNY) at Albany's athletic The reason that there is more the Albany football team will Stem, a freshman biology major. guaranteed income for program and compare the money for sports at Albany lies get over $15,000 this year. "The whole school sees the athletics," said Athletic Director success of its program with that in the way the funds are Athletic Advisory Board benefits of sports." Joseph Garcia. 'We're already of SUNY at Stony Brook.) allocated. "Seven dollars is taken 'Me Athletic Advisory Board "I think I should have more planning for 1980-81 abdnd any By RICH GELFOND from every student activity fee is a panel consisting of a group of a say where my money goes," coach loves that kind of Albany - An old sports and put to an athletics advisory of students and the Athletic said Joe Buono, also a freshman thinking." axiom says '"you can't buy a board which divides up the Director. The Board submits a biology major. "I don't think In one word the higher level good sports program." However, sports funds," said Bob Kanerak, proposed budget to the Athletic the seven dollars should be set of athletic achievement which the success of athletics at SUNY the Albany Student Association director for review and final out from my fee." Albany achieves over Stony Albany in comparison to Stony treasurer. "Athletics is left to approval by the full Student In other parts of this series Brook is money. Until Stony Brook seems to dispute this the advisory board. They Association. the aspects of Albany's coaching Brook decides to establish long saying. determine which team gets what. Reaction to the fee coming and facilities were discusssed in range plans the sports program The Stony Brook Polity The system is good because each directly out of the student the success of its sports program. will remain mediocre. recently approved a budget team has a guarantee of some which allocates approximately money." $48,000 to intercollegiate On of the major faults athletics. Albany, with inherent in the system at Stony approximately the same Brook has been the inability of undergraduate enrollment and a Polity to guarantee a certain student acitivities fee which is amount for sports each year. three dollars a semester lower One example would be the A Tale of Two Teams By JON FRIEDMAN Stein, who is graduating, will Looking back on the 1973-74 certainly be missed next year. athletic year at Stony Brook, The backcourt duo of John one can say without any Mabery and Ron Schmeltzer did reservation that there were many their job as playmakers, scorers memories. However, two teams and caused havoc on the press. above all captured the interest of Up front, Bill Graham and Paul Patriot followers more than any Munick provided scoring punch of the others. The two teams and Stein off the boards. The -employed different methods to Patriot bench chipped in capture the fans' attention. whenever foul trouble or fatigue One was a winning club, in plagued the starting five. The fact it won the Kftickerbocker unsung hero of the team was its Conference Championship. The coach, Don Coveleski. Although other team was not as successful. little was expected of the team They did not even complete this year, Coveleskd put the their season. These two teams pieces together and produced a are the conference-winning winner. basketball club and the Maybe next year all Stony disbanded football team of last Brook teams can match the ** as my..^ ,.X.-J i*^ -..^,.- ..:,,^ _ y S 't t /' .er; Sc wart fall, remember? success of the basketball team e I* i;J a *; X: ^..- * . ^- a . , . :.-..:..:. :.'.. . . ^^ St tesman/Robert Schwartz Bad Tes and none will share the fate of The football club's season the football club. THE STONY BROOK FOOTBALL TEAM has had trouble with funding this year. began on a dismal note as they got racked up by Albany by the lopsided score of 69-6. As the Disappointing Weekend for Softball Team season progressed, only the margin of the scores improved By IDEE FOX Community College. As the sun but it was obvious the football This past weekend the Stony warmed up the field the Patriots' team had as many problems Brook women's softball team hitting also wanned up. The Pats inside the locker room as on the attended the 1974 New York went back to their usual style of field. State Softball Tournament in softball beating Herkimer 12-4. The team was rumored to be Albany. The weekend proved to In the third inning, first riddled with dissent. A practice be quite a disappointment as the basewoman Donna Groman session with only twenty Pats finished in sixth place. knocked a ball over the head of players participating was The tournament started off the left fielder (and almost over commonplace. Frustration about badly when all the games were the fence) for a double, bringing the team's lack of success, and cancelled on Friday because of in two runs for the team. bitterness toward the coaching rain. A demoralizing experience Unfortunately in the same staff contributed to their poor happened to the softball team as inning rightfielder Barb McCuen record, and eventually brought they were cramped in a motel was injured and unable to play about their demise. The team room waiting for the rain to in the rest of the tournament. In was disbanded in mid-season but stop, woke up at 7:30 in the the fourth inning, third was later reorganized for next morning, got dressed and basewoman Julie Campbell was season under the direction of psyched for a game only to find kept busy as she fielded the Fred Kemp, the football club's out it was rained out. three outs in the inning. new coach. Hopefully more Saturday the sun came out, It was definitely a good game team spirit can be generated in but someone forgot the heat. for the women as they order to build a successful Women went out into the cold demonstrated consistent fielding tradition for the Stony Brook to play a 9 am. game with and hitting. football club. Ithaca. The teams were evenly On Sunday Stony Brook was Good Heads matched but the Pats just scheduled to play Lehman Flip over the coin and you weren't hitting and couldn't beat College. .For some unexplained have the story of the Stony their opponents, losing 9-1. The reason the tension was high, and Brook basketball team. They lone Stony Brook hit was a Lehman appeared to be out for had a sensational season single in the fifth inning by SB blood as well as a win. throughout, and capped it off by second basewoman Nina Ward. There's a way to deal with taking the Knickerbocker Ithaca surpassed the Pats in anger - remain calm - and as fielding. that's what the Stony Brook Converence Championship, hitting as well MAY KATZ goes for a hit in a Sto anyBrook women's softball Sonm. avenging their 1973 lon to After losing the first game women did. During the first lehman. T'e emergence of Dave Stony Brook was placed in a inning, Stony Brook went stopping everything Lehman hit. Pats had done in the Ast inning. Stein (we Mak Athkte of the consolaton round where they around the batting order lien came the seventh inning. With two outs the opponents Year) as a scorer and would have to win two ames to accumulating five runs. The ffist Stony Brook fell apart Te started a rally and when it was intimidating defender gave the become consolation champs. six inninp went quicldy with Patriot women went Into the over, Stony Brook had lost 7-5. team the strong center every 'ie first pme w on Saturday Lehman being held to two run. feld with a 5-2 lead, but The women came home tired team needs to be a contender. aftmoon aginst Herkimer Pats fielng ws at its best, Lehman started to do what the and disappminted. - w - May 8,1974 STATESMAN Page 15 Fem~ale Coaeh of the 'Year IMale Coaeh of the YVear -V"1' " SANDY RICK I K- N- 4(t 4 K- 4( X- } 4( } K- X- )<* ^ )t I X- - . .. ^ Jr VvIft - - .^= II. 'Ir When she was a smali giri, they recaor in the three sports to date,1-^ proios*by Kev in G)IIA wouldn't let Sandy Woeden play little eede - combines an asotetof The mark of a good coach is his had better defenl Ive and pitching) league bae ball. 'Mat didn't stop her characteristics which pl b er on top^ abilty to got the most out of his teams but the hitti2g has never been^ from competing. "I could still play in athletics. Some of them moaet pyes Rick fhnol Ia StatesmanI's this good."" with boys, though, " she said. "I've people see; some of them many people^ Male Coach of the Year, exemplfies$ In addition to his duties as baseball^ ^ralways had a strong love and need for dont.L ths maxim coach9 Soakwas appointed to the) physical activity. 9'Hard work Is ome characteribsti-c-1 *"Basically, he [Smoliak] has helped post of athletic directoc in January.^ That love, and hard work, has now eee said. "With that, a pesncmn me with me concentration and to mlia-k doesn't cci msider the role of^ 1wgnerated a sucesuSty Brook do anything. That% a great drivfng believe In myself as a ptcher/IIsaid athletic director to1 »e in conflict with) Pmach. Three winng teams for force within me a it my Scqfosgn." Kevin Martinez, who hau burled two his Job as baaebaUl cciach. "'Ithas made^ ' Keeden this year, in tennis, hstn Born November 19, 19451, 11We%de co"Mamplete game this year and Is now me more relaxed tA a certain extent,^ 7^ kndade ofthaD herselectin asdefnedIhe aftooiaAuhr. sig 4d. "Just hispek ne he's such a not that I used to feel pressure, it's^ O(tatesman's Female Coach of the Year "Domineering, twessivc, and^ domineering Person, makes you want Just that there are n ILI M 'it W ^ * V^V^W W W W ^ V ^ v W W W V V Wv vW -W Wv -T-w- v-vvW W v W W W W V W W W W V V * * *^ *"^ * v qpb..dWb, -dvbpN v v v v v v w wI- Tree Sorts titters R"epecaIIIcrt intCampus Media ,Pol BY RICH GELFOND year. PoInts wore awarded an the Rick Smoliak (M#ae Coach of Year. It appers that the media During the last tw yeaws, two Modelled after many bukt of fiefor fbxI placeg three the Year), Stu Goldstein (Male was uaiosin recgniin different methods have been profesoa wrs ttra foir second paeand one for Athlete of the Yeaw), and Carol the achievements of the wines devised for choosing the best decide to poll the undoa On third place. Not AB the eligble Mendis (Female Athlete of the The closest race was for Male athletes and coaches at Stony _apusN_- those people who voterp chs hree addates Year). This yeaw's media Coach of the Year, where BrookL Two years ago, the follow Stony Brook sport daly. whick xpan the aeneor seetosare exacty the same, Smla edged basketball coach Statesman spqrts staff chose the This media group> wasdwn-up some vts with the exception of Dave DoB Coveleski by a sigevote. award windterm Last year,, the of theemmbenof the WUSB Stein, replacingZ ^oft Goldstein, who Coveleski, who led the Patriots coaches decrided' who the din rteANN n d thie OB the bftst of hils years grdutd at May. to a Knickerbocker winnens would be. Baseof a nemben of ttna Ec voldts, it sems that the coaches Onte Inteetn fetr of this Capiondip,, was named on feeling that many coaches COACH OF THE YFAR ThI is s the ayte Voting'11 ent... Ibfa 1 2 3 Toedl MALE ATHLETE FEMA" AHL 2 2 2 is 1 2 3 Mote 3 0 2 17 1 2 8. TOMd 2 1 3 1s I 2 0 11 DM stria 4 1 1 24 1 2 1 12 0 2 0 6 rikeber 2 0 1 11 1 I 0 8 PaW Dudzdek 0 0 1 Lou GMz 1 0 3 0 9 1 1 0 8 Pku Munick 0 1 2 6 1 0 1 6 6 0 1 26 Jim Doering 0 1 1 4 ^tt^^ K-aAf 0 1 0 3 0 6 0 is Steve Aviano, 0 0 1 1 0 0 1 1 Cwrdyn Craft 1 0 4 9 P-dge 16 STATESMAN My . I9~ la AL v Ad A vA- --A - - v- -v A vA -A r A -A- - -A - A --A- v-- - A A v -- A -A A - -A A A -A -A A A A A A A A A A a An~~~~dp-- APce------ROPodw APcepqfrb dpRdpqfr~oqfi ----- qbdrb dwRaRA 4bRdbqrwb4ARP blmh& d API& & -A -a - AL taAI ^AAAA ^ e A AmaleA Ahe o te A eAA ^t Male Athlete of the Year Femnale Athlete of the 'Year Ad - : i . 02: ''^^^?*^^^^*'^^*,. l ... DAVE CAROL X- STEIN MENDIS N- r( L X- it 41 4< it 4( r 4( r- 4K Statesman/Neil Pignatano Statesman/Kevin Gil Last year Dave Stein did not start' and A'm going to play basketball next Carol Mendis is not going to accept representation or a proper recognition * on the Stony Brook basketball team. year," said Stein. "I'd rather go to dhis award for Female Athlete of the of women athletes and I do not acceptA 4{TIis year the 6-foot-9, 200 pound Europe because you can get to see fear. 'Mat's it! So why is this story the award," said the four year Stony< center not only started but led the more even though the money may be a wiing written? No, not to fill up this Brook veteran's on the subject of her team in scoring and in rebounding en little less. 0Atherwise blank space. This actually, is winning. L route to winning the Statesman award "Basketball has now become my ai bigger story than if she had accepted Winning the award is of noA as Male Athlete of the Year. work and now its like any other job - i1t. No one has ever turned down an significance to Mendis. Rather, her "I gum tomjust like a vintage wine you can see the monetary rewards award like this before. Carol Mendis is biggest excitement in her Patriot * that gets better with age," said Stein, uom it," Stein continued. '"My goal as etting a precedent. career has been learning and playingA who was named the Knickerbocker far as basketball is concerned is to Why Isnt she accepting it? 'I< don't her favorite sport, basketball, and Conference Moast Valuable Payer in reach my potential. I've seen how I've eel this award is necessary, because an growing with the other women T leading Stony Brook to the conference developed over the past year and I alward such as this puts too much involved in the sports program at * championship. 'I finally realized I know I haven't reached my potential ejmphasis on statistics, and one Stony Brook. 'Me award would meano 4Kcould play better ball, I was stronger yet" iiidividual. Participating In athletics is a lot more to her if it had been physically. Ability is only a small part Among Stein's awards this year are a, matter of a group of people awarded by the female athletes and 4( of the game, a lot Is outlook and my the Long Island Coaches Association dbtaining excellence in anything they conches rather than sportwr ters. * attitude has been better." AU-Ll., second team Noowday 1Cave. When one individual is singled Mendis has a point of view that hasA Baskeall coach Don Coveleski had AB-LI., Eastern Collegiate Athletic out, it ignores the many people and not been unnoticed by the Statesman T his explanation of Stein's Conference Center of the Week for be other factors involved. sports desk. To say that her actions * improement. Se had a chance to two consecutive weeks and team "I question the criteria that were totally unexpected would be less . play tis year, he's so big we bad to M.V.P. "I felt the best about the team tatesman used to determine the than truth. This writer expected it, She him a dunce. He's been working award because I appreciated the guys necipients of this award. From my and has definite feelings on the * hard, and I gues it was just his year." giving me it," sod Stein. undertanding, selecon was bard on ubject, aving indeead wie moe An earth and vace sciences major, Stein is now student teaching at tIbe judgement of a few men who had than enough women's events over the ttle knowledge, interest, or concern course of the year. 'Me point is this:x Stein f8 W he may havo a future In Newflid Hg School In Sdden. Ila coaching. "Before this year I'd be "During the season the kids knew i women's sports. This was Quite a bit could be written on this * .snning wound on the court, but this about me, they used to bring in the emonstrated by their poor attitude, page isputing the statements made by year I learned what's going on. I feel clippings. It helps pin a rapport with atttendance and coverage of our games. the athlete. Tbe beliefs of a few of her^ someday I might like to become a some of the students pecially the TTherefore, I question their supporters could easily be disputed,^ i t * * 1* I coach. more difficult onea Kids have a very qualifications to make such a decision and Mendis' opening statement could ^, In the imWediate-future, Stein plans limited view of what teachers do and and the meaningftlness of this award. be destroyed, leavini g it obliterated. L10 I i It brings little satisfaction either to me Look, Mendis simp ly doesn't want i i - to play basketball in either South my playing basketball helps expand , I C America or in Europe. "I signed a the image a little." T or to my teammates. lherefore I don't the award. lo I an agent to represent me -Rich Gelfond ) think that this award is a true -A nmce Tenenbaum A lo i ceontract with I I * **** * No _s Co* _ _vae MIAr Anof 9vaeA w aro A1ra*n hae intwvwiv-Ald ma Alan has nrided him«alf in heinif able to rive S .<, ystr VOWS asi a, Ya WAdE JADD HM~ AdMm.V AdI -eo AceR FAdM% JWAdA~q A" fla_" U&, %_S Un thle NdpllRes many new facets of life. The one outstanding in my respectable outward appearance. "'He's the mind has been Statesman. I hate the guy." consummate con-artist," said Greg Gutes, Alan's best Graduation However, not all his fellow workers hold Alan in friend and his former co-editor of Statesman sports. such high regard. "After working with Alan for over a "As long as I've known him, he's been tremendous in year, I have met the only human being who does not putting across a good impression of himself." Tribute v know the meaning of humility and neatness," said University spokesman David Woods, Alan's boss in Qf z_. i __ I__A^ l_»a __ a ,-M_ 1^ fam w a_-0 T a9-Ga f-^-^t +* ' ~~~~~~~~Rich Gelfon stauisman umceiuer ce myes. \ no roe as Wm iionauon L J ""In a serious vain, quite honestly, Alan has turned Alan's impression on others nmade him very One might wonder why, with all the viperb my life around," said Bob Lederer, Alan's successor successful. "We were very fortunate? to get Alan. He athletes graduating this year, I would choose to write as sports director of WUSB. '"When he started has improved our office morale and \the morale of the this final column about a non-athlete, Alan Harold encouraging me, I changed my career goal from law coaches. He's done the kind of job fwe would expect Fallick. My answer is simple. For the past three years, school to bradcasting." from a professional." Alan H. Fallick has been the personification of the Athletic Director Rick Smoliak had only praise for One must then wonder why Alan chose to go into Stony Brook sports proam. Alan. "I think Alan has done a really conscientious sports reporting. His life seems to priwve the saying, 'If When I first came to Stony Brook and wanted to job for Stony Brook sports. He has kept me on my you can't do it, report it.' As a ten-year-old attending purue a sports reporting career, everyone told me to toes in my new job, and I must admit I have become a co-ed summer camp, Alan was the! only one of 600 speak to Alan Faick. I immediately asked, "'Whothe more aware of things than I would have been had he children to be deemed physically uenable to play in hell is the Alan Fallick, a god or something?" When I not brought it to my attention. He's not pushing me, the color war. Eight years later, as a Lehman at met him I d overed he was certainly no god but just checking. I'm sure he's learned from me too," Stony Brook, Alan was ain d bmonstrating his aer an rupt, sloppy nude ho did the job of Smdocontinued. '"When he fiststatd he was like athletic Hbltieis intramurl basketball team reporting spors better than anyone else on campus. a tape -ecorder,taking eveything down whether it had just won by forfeit and all Alam had to do was Duwng my tero as qwxts editor, Alan has bugged was In or out of context. Now he u_ good sink a foul shot for the 1-0 win. Alan missed from the me to a point when I have consdered giving him a judgent." fee throw line so the referees let Ihim tau it fom ement cadset for hs birthday. HoweMr, the more I Lederer may have an expltion of why Alan uses hbl the disance. He mised spin Until he moved in team, the more I dtoovr that Alan is smetimes so many quotes in his reporting.. "When we went to so far that the shot he finally made , ma layup. rght. After all, he must hav leaned IomethingIn his the YeshiWva gme, when Stony Brook wOwe Knick " have a trendous amount of rmpect for him as thMe years m WUSB sos die , his one year a Conference, I aked Al to be my color mnm. He sid a peron and a Mend," said Ouitet.b Hes very Stony Brook i n Director and his he couldn't becausehe didnot know eugh abou tensitve to the needs and emotions of other people; three yea as a * npt writer, during one basetball. I a"ed him, "How could you write your however, a little tough to oom with because he's the of which he abo sered In the capacity of *dltorst.oi without knowg about baskotba?' and he only penon I knowwho keeps all ti windows=e Cunle Sper, a fomer ipots editor of _atsaid, 'Why do you think I ua, so many quota tn my an the tame." de cribe hthe t Ala had on his lt.. "Deft a storie1?"' That is Alan Harld Falick. 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Universities. p.m.; Microforms 2 to 10 p.m. shorts, etc., at Rags to Riches, 565 LOST & FOUND Among our new offerings for Fall Regular Library hours will be In Rt. 112, with patch, across from GRAO AND UNDERGRAD seeking 1974 are courses In Scientific Russian effect for days not listed above. Vanishing Point. Open 12-6, Fri. 9, 2 bedroom apt. or house for part or LOST small black mate dog named and Chekhov. For info contact Dept. Sat. 10-6. entire summer. Call 588-0174. "Fluffy" possibly with red collar. of Germanic and Slavic Languages at SPEAKER: Dr. Courrier, Innovative Children heartbroken. Reward - 246-6830. Director of Suffolk Center for Child REFRIGERATOR 4 cubic foot. RETURNING SENIOR needs room 732-0079. Development for Emotionally Good condition very good price. or house off campus for September. CRAFT SHOP will be closed for the Disturbed Children. All Interested In California Boots size 9V2. l price. 483-6325.______LOST set of keys In center of semester Friday May 10. 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GIBSON Lo Paul Kustom with case - handmade classical utar - Sace Is still available on the Hebrew excellent Shure microphone ;aUl located In Cardoso Cole for Ampe" Gemini I amplifier. Call Sol NEED A PAPER TYPED? Call Rona next semester. For info call Margo at 246-7307. _ (Kelly Quad) 6-4785. 6-45". - --S -- Page 18 STATESMAN May 8, 1974 Miller Contest: More Environmental HypocrisyT - wJ a So~ Q.I I I > By ROBERT VON HA8ELIN when a number of l sps in s non-returnables ban would incease compound itself as they refuse you and LOUIS J. ARE8CA, Jr. nation and in this county growing the retail cost of beverages. The tis (lhey are committed to In a recent issue of cetn and dn , and a OCegon experience shows however that "promoting" televisions, stereos, etc., MIler Beer C ny announced a dwindling amount of landffil space, the retail cost (after the deposit has material concerns which they believe reyling contest in which the dorm any meaure that reduces the solid been returned) of a beverage in a are the total of your desires). cotlecing the greatest number of wase flow speaks powerfully for return.able co.tainer is now less tihe Change Lffestyle Mller bottles and cans would win its itself, both In terms of preserving open retail cost of a :.*rcr t t (f.r'? vc!umre) You also should consider slight choice of a stereo, color television or space and saving tax dollars. No Qn- in A throwax-ay con : before tfl cl.angcs in your lfestyle; stop buying i I pool table. We wish the students knows more Mfy that a ban if no6t.rl !}i rtr.n t into effect. *:o-;othi-rables. WIen you must buy involved the best of luck. We also wish ultimate solution Ohan Mhe Fin:«Sly, they claimc- th. th-e them, retura (hem to the place you to inform an of the campus envionmentalists who propose it. swAildi fmr.i oniu-Yay3 to pon.sit bought thmni, t,-!l tfhcni you don't want community of some important facts They claimed that a ban on ccntaincr. Will Cauco jf'? to EIt lu-fr. tem and that it'*. rt the consumer's conspicuously absent fom the Miller throAways won't reduce rc'ctid .Atb:-a!;d,iduring, 1958-L197. 11.200 msponsibility to "dispose Iof article. litter. Instead they offer us plastic J{f :;^-70c lodt - May 8, 1974 STATESMAN Page 19 New Governance Proposal Termed Arrogant.. . By JON WALLACE presently has no constitution. governance plan. That plan could be connected and analyzed. The arrognce of the new Consequently, a proposal must be submitted to the campus community Stony Brook's faculty has governance proposal is astounding! In written in the near future and "a ( through Staesman or by mail or box traditionally resisted a united senate setting up, as their greatest common document is now being constructed by ballot) as a referendum. If it is including under rds, grads, and denominator, the exclusion of the Arts and Science representatives to accepted, even though it possibly NTP's. This resistance is partly due to students in "their" senate, Stony the Executive Committee (page two of wouldn't be legally binding, the their perception of our threat - the Brook's faculty has demonstrated the the proposal)." Most undergrads are in consensus would then be clear. In such student menace. Often we must have most extreme nearsightedness and Arts and Sciences; assuming that the a situation, apparently it would be appeared chaotic, politically impulsive, selfishness. A 'governing' body proposal passes, 'principal control" difficult for the faculty to ignore or naive and incompetent, prone to exclusively composed of members of over its affairs shall reside with Arts reject our plan (though they possibly symbolic gestures rather than one constituency (numerically, the and Sciences. Therefore, it is not only could and probably would brand the thoughtful, meaningful, deliberate Vl) faculty is the smallest) is doomed to futile but relatively unimportant to vote statistically insignificant or change; like a child whose incessant failure. Perhaps the most effective way seek student representation in the biased). If this sound like diplomatic (and irritating) demands for attention cn to discourage a sense of community on University Senate. Since power will be blackmail, so be it; the governance must be heard (but not necessarily m - this campus is to exclude groups concentrated in the legislature of Arts proposal hardly deserves any less listened to) and must be ignored or (namely students and NTP's) from the and Sciences, there is little reason to intense a response. denied. However, at times, the child school's legislature. How can our mourn the absence of students in the Oh, and by the way, I'm not very whines long and loud enough for us to professors expect any reaction but University-wide legislature. There is all concerned with placing blame on any let them leam by themselves-and, by angry opposition? Nevertheless, my the more reason to focus our attention group. Rather than ascess culpability, I implication, through inevitable failure; rationality shall prevail. and political energies on Arts and find it far more worthwhile to we release them from our control and Qa This is how the proposal stands at Sciences. understand the historical background let them be the boss for a day. Never fint glance. However, a more thorough A Tactial Approach (and based on that knowledge, offer fret - they'll louse things up and give examination reveals that the destiny of I propose a tactical approach that projections for the future) of this up - at which time theyll actually campus governance will not be secured we can and should take. I suggest that proposal. After all, this new (inwardly) appreciate our return and .0 by the passage of this proposal. In all interested and concerned students constitution didn't spring from a assistance; yep, it's all a lesson in the fact, the proposal offers students the in Arts and Sciences unite in an recent moment in Stony Brook's righteousness of established authority. possibility of maor influence in Ad-Hoc Committee to draft a present; it has roots that can be traced, Please, we all want to escape the determining important academic confines of such stereotypes; who's policies. Whether or not that really served by faculty condemning possibility is actualized, depends on students and students condemning the organizing power of Polity and/or faculty? These perceptions have a the initiative of independent students self-fulfilling element to them; they (I won't speculate on either). The become cyclical and unbearable. The faculty has certainly proven that they end result is that we brand each other will not assume that initiative. as extremely selfish. Such a mutual Nevertheless, the possibility exists. perception traps us in a bind, leads to Why? much frustration and contaminates (1) The proposal emphasizes the our lives here with much alienation decentralization of decision-making. and hostility. Yet, there is a way out According to the document, "Each of this bind. major academic unit has been given We could work together; we could principal control over its personnel forge a new commitment to one policy, admissions, curriculum, another, an alliance for an improved teaching policy, and academic standing community. I see no inherent (emphasis mine)." 'Major academic incompatibility. On the contrary, unit' refers to the School of there is great potential; we could work Engineering, Health Sciences Center together ... and the College of Arts and Sciences. (The uviter it an undergraduate at (2) The College of Arts and Sciences tatai By FRANK SAPPELL undergraduate student body. In light representatives at-large whose number strikes us as an improper ordering of The Student Committee on of the significance of the question of would be based proportionally on faculty concerns and priorities which Undergraduate Education (SCUE) has student representation which has F.T.E. faculty lines. would best be re-thought. met to evaluate the proposed Faculty pervaded academic circles in recent It is not clear just how these lines 'Me very basis for the proposal's Constitution which is being submitted times, we can only find the actions of are to be assigned with respect to structure, i.e. decentralization, may to the Faculty Senate for approval. We the Faculty Senate in this respect to govemance. For example, the notion also serve to inhibit creative find that the proposal, without be deplorable, if not actually callous. of "[budgeted and fled] F.T.E. interaction between faculty members. amendment in significant areas, will be The faPure to provide the student faculty lines" does not specify As we see it, the relegation of unacceptable to the interests of both population with such channels as an whether an instructor's line affords decisions and reonsiblities to the faculty and the students, and objective of the proposal from the him representation in the department saller bodies cabot provide as recommend that it not be approved outset can only lend credence to from which he is paid, or in the effective a forum for new proposals without substantial clarification and charges of indifference, while department in which he works, if the which might cross departmental lines, extension. deliberately reducing (to zero) the two should not happen to be the same. as several of Stony Brook's most The issue of student voice in effectiveness of the existing and Further, with regard to departmental recent and sussul programs have academic determination, at Stony inadequate channels. representatives, the Health Sciences done. An overall policy advocating the Brook as well as at other major The Executive Committee of the Center might be eligible for either Ssi reduction of these and similar matters institutions, has been an area which Faculty Senate has 'instructed, as one or 18 senators This discrepancy stems to more local units will only serve to has come under attack on numerous of its frst acts, [the entire Faculty from the fact that, of the 18 inhibit, rather than stimulate, the occasions. Both the students and Senate] to formulate constitutional departmental budget lines within the academic and otherwise desirable faculty here deserve, we feel, to be amendments regarding participation in Center, teaching faculty are paid out growth of the institution. While we congratulated on having made strides governance by other members of the of only a half-dozen - an accept criticisms of the faculty's to provide a mechanism for academic community." It is our inconsstency which could diminish hindrance due to an overcomplicated undergraduate input to the contention that this Issue is not of the Center's representation by bureaucracy, it seems erroneous to decision-making processes. While not subservient ficance, and should be one-third. apply such reorpiation meaes to Ma Ciarificationeeded failing to be critical on occasions when dealt with in the construction itself, the entire governance; it might be one body or the other has cooperated rather than being relegated to an Further, the dcarification written better to consider each area of faculty less than fully toward sharing these ""afterthought" status in a BS of into the proposal which specifies conern on its own merits. decisions, we appreciate that the pains Rigts, as it were. which teaching titles shall be In mmary, we feel that these and have served to increase the quality of Another criticism Ioteha" consdered falls to Include or exclude other objections to icpleel- education being offered. In the words with the inco riteywith which the several a i of faculty members, deftne d constitution we of of the Institutional Self-Study report. p sI IIts implementation. such as anet, Inicai, virti&, and _ignificant eg impt to and "It X dear that if we are to attend to Whfle the Ias wXk to part-tie faculty. low!shon at the frtstep. ad not in our undeaduate m y-, awe mud deegte des to an ayet In addition, the inclusion of the awyet unknown prees. We, find ways of -'red - the Imbalance nonexistent body within the dbece Faculty-Student Association's therefore, urge, In the inxu of attention and direct our a pte of Arts and Sce -i, the specisw aptviythe to theit:rpnsib iitles of the posble, that the Faoulty 8 not resources and skills to the needi of all which it deas have already, in out proposed Stad Committee on Acept the poposau as it now stands, of our undergraduate population." opinion, rased a major queson about Campus Environmnt has been aod Outher, that the Senate activy It is our undSergi- - that the the ovn propsal lt. 1X seek the insights and osidratis of Fly Senate aa that the recommended proemial tor a hnest In web noGFAcami the student body -In any subsequent formulation of this p al, as well a -»-,*.-m--4eeumn«- l-inuieiup - &a i^-kth^ wItC oneOm^^*^_ - _tr whie fli to heed call to me itself, neither seek not epresntative for each budteted mprte*cadmlcU o dxotrough the MTe miter is an unsyhto at permit any representation from the dspttrtment or A, and explicit 1nluioof a sdetvoike, SEMB.) -- - Dam 20 STATESMAN May 8. 1974 In the Land of Saga By DAVID FRIEDMAN -I have summoned you because I was told that you are the wisest psychoanalyst in the land. Come closer so I can look upon your face. What is your name? - I... I am Dr. Joseph. - I have been bothered by a most puzzling dream. It seems that none of the fools who call themselves my 'personal physicians' can make any sense of it. I and you will interpret it. i will tell you my dream I dreamt that seven large and slimy stethoscopes crawled forth from a river of -. .. Hen nil-cBrLN, OUTSPOKEN PRESIDCET SAID, i-WLL, WE MIGHT . . . TH4Y SAID (0NAUDIBLC) WHAT COLSON MIGHT EXPLETIVE DELETED) . . . AND GIT THE mud. They were peisued by seven small kreplach (a round dumpling often found (INAUDIBLE) MONEY AND WHAT THE (IXPlFTIVE DELETED) IS GOING ONr' TO WHKH THE LOYAL HALDEMAN REPLIED "YEAH." . . .' in chicken soup), which rolled off the edge of a bridge that went nowhere. The seven kreplach then consumed the stethoscopes, but the kreplach remained would participate as full members in small. Crossing Thresholds decisions on admissions. - The seven large stethoscopes symbolize seven months of famine which are to They lied. The faculty decided on represent seven days which will follow. During 0) admissions themselves; further, they come. The seven small kreplach An Open Letter to All College these seven days there will be an abundance of food which will more than relieve Graduates failed to inform students that they To the Editor: were deciding themselves. Students the harm done by the famine. -As graduates of America's colleges, learned about the fait accompli only -You are indeed wise Dr. Joseph. Tell me, where do you learn of these you cross the important threshold when we discovered that incoming interpretations? from the classroom of academic students had already been accepted - Interpretations come only through Freud. learning to the other and equally and offered funding. exhilarating classroom of working When student representatives And so it was that the tribe known as Doctorites came to dwell in the land of experience. The world that awaits brought this up at the graduate Saga. It was here that they became scattered and confused. and said they your skills and welcomes the useful committee meeting, And the plague of Spanish macaroni was cast upon the land of Saga. The knowledge you have acquired were angry about it, the faculty response was, well run this committee plague of nausea came next. followed by the plague of diarrhea. For seven throughout your course of study is months famine swept the land. cD challenge and any way we want, and if you don't one of infinite And it came to pass that after seven months of famine the Doctorites returned CO excitement. It is a restless world, like it, "that's tough," said Professor 5 impatient to right past wrongs and Perrow. to their native land. For seven days they rejoiced with tumultuous feasts. They ready to witness the realization of On one level, this incident reveals an ate of turkey and stuffing; of kugel and gefrte fish, of latkes and tsimis. They yesterday's dreams. instance where professors broke agin grew strong and at the end of seven days readied themselves for the *C The focus of education in our promises mad treated students without journey back to the land of Saga. country has been more than ever the simplex respect anyone deserves. You may ask why they wished to return to a land of confusions and fanine. adapted to the practical realities with But more importantly, it reveals the The answer is simply that they be Doctorites. '0 way studu nt representation on faculty which you will have to cope. I know (>he writer is an undergraduateat S USB.) that the knowledge you have committet s always works. Students Q. amilated and the insights you have get representation only within the gained into many of the major limits set by faculty, under faculty John V. Iwo ZEin problems we face bode wel for the rules about what is and is not possible, America of the future. But more than and on the issues the chairperson and Mfy go 1974 !S0--.AT L .vM.;-. - wtafe!k byJayson weeter An Interview with Quack s Hero, Me! For this, its finalappearance of the myself. average readeris like? QUACK: Do you think this interview term, Quack! assumes the audacity QUACK: When you're not writing, or WECHTER: Lives in Commack; used is finished? and bad taste to actually interview coughing, or whatever, how do you to have acne; likes the Allman Brothers; WECHTER: It was finished before it itself, profiling lovable me, Jayson spend your time? has relativesin New Jersey. started. It insults what little Wechter. WECHTER: I'm an avid snail racer. I QUACK: What do you think of New intelligence our readers have left. QUACK: What made you first start have a snail track set up under my bed, Jersey? QUACK: Do you like Stony Brook writing this column? and I breed the snails myself. It's a WECHTER:They ought to float it out students? I1WECHTER: It got more laughs than great way to kill a weekend. I have one to sea and sink it. Same for the Bronx. WECHTER: They're good fried, and showing people my toes. snail now who has a good chance for QUACK: YouW from Brooklyn, is really delicious with mushrooms and Cl) QUACK: Is it easy, writing this the upcoming Long Island that right? onions. Arage column? Ten-Yard-Crawl Derby - could pick WECHTER: Yeah, what's it to ya? QUACK:That's an old joke. WECHTER: Hell no. A lot of people up a bit of money on that one. By the QUACK: What do you do when you're WECHTER: Can't be original all the think knocking out this bugger every way, have you ever seen a snail mate? in Brooklyn? time! m - week is a picnic.'"My pet turtle could It's really fascinating. - WECHTER: Drive a taxicab and drink QUACK: Do you travel much? probably do a betterjob," they say. QUACK: What other talents to you a lot. WECHTER: To Venus every now and Let me tell you . . ., just look at these have besides your enormous creativity QUACK: How will you spend your then, with the Saucermen.They're the fingers, worn to the bone from typing as far as writing is concerned? summer vacation? only ones who really understand me. all night. Trying to be a funny WECHTER: I can balance a broom on WECHTER: Cringing. They have pinball machines up there columnist is grueling work. You lose my pinky. QUACK: Do you have any strange with sixteen-flippers, and they still your friends, alienate your teachers, QUACK: It's been reputed that you're fantasies? make Coca-Cola with cocaine in it. repulse women you meet because a practicing duck fetishist, is this true? WECHTER: Yeah, I've been after Really far out! a,) you're always trying out new material, is WECHTER: Yes, I have nothing to Ronald Reagan's jockey shorts for QUACK: Do you do drugs? most of it rotten. hide. I'm in love with a duck. Her years. Can't get a hold of a pair. If he WECHTER: No, I lick the pages of QUACK: How then, do you manage to name is Hilda, and we have a very deep runs for president in '76, 111 offer to Statesman and that gets me high. come through every week? relationship. I think that's nothing to make a campaign contribution in QUACK: As we say goodbye for the WECHTER: Well a lot of it has to do be ashamed of. exchange for them. term, do you have any parting words with the way I live, and how I take QUACK: Do you really think the QUACK: What do you want to bt for your readers? care of myself. I get up every morning readers are going to buy this? when you grow up? WECHTER: Yeah! EAT MY and the first thing I do is cough. A WECHTER: Look, if they want facts, WECHTER: A rock star. COLUMN! good coughing fit upon awakening let them read the sports pages. QUACK: And after that? (thewriter is a regularcolumnist for helps to clear out the phlegm left in QUACK: What do you think your WECHTER: Put to sleep. Statesman.) the lungs overnight, and also wakes up -~~~~~~~~* -*. *r s ',"qm . -la, ,iL:- my roommate, who is a chronic J a oversleeper. i. b'^-.^^ - _r s-3ra ;> - ^^ nn I also always drink orange juice in the morning, because it mixes well 4 - s o' Y' > A, _ ¢ _ with the vodka I drink in the afternoon. In fact, it creates a kind of "instant screwdriver" in my stomach, which eliminates the bother of having **'t to mix the stuff in a glass. And of ;4>,^ course, I play alot of pinball which keeps my mind rolling around and my typing fingers in good shape. It also * ^<'^ : prevents me from Mllng into any sort siR * ;'Y'-.. ,,,,, * , 'e _F%7 *. ^ .'^f^ ^' of good study habits which would .,R^> **** cause me to start reading coursebooks 1 A^ and consequently begin to take things seriously. 'Mat's tatal, for a writer like Sta-sma'n/Kov-n Gil -5 lresident's- g - Corner by John S. Toll Phi Beta Kappa and Liberal Education ll Last week a chapter of Phi Beta rigorous selection piedure, as a have an open and Miquiing mind that schools still take much of their Kappa, the national honorary society strong center of liberal education. Yet is excited about ideas, can create new education from departments in the of scholarly excellence in Arts and what do we really mean by a liberal concepts, and can express them College of Arts and Sciences. and thus Sciences, was installed at Stony Brook. education? Perhaps 50 years ago this dearly. the spirit of this college infuses our It was an enjoyable occasion at which question could have been answered by Stresa Breadth whole campus. Here the College of the United Chapters of Phi Beta specifying a body of knowledge that Although our student may specialize Arts and Sciences is so large a majority Kappa, represented by Dr. Aina Rees, any liberally educated person was in various disciplines, and are indeed of the enrollment on our campus that President Emeritus of the Graduate supposed to know. Universities encouraged to follow one discipline to it tends to be confused with the whole CZenter of the city University of New expected their students to fulfill sufficient depth to be sure of university. I believe that one of our York, gave the Charter to Professor specified course requirements in reasonable competence, Phi Beta goals next year should be to Harriet Allentuch, President of the addition to concentration in a Kappa stresses a breadth of liberal strengthen the visibility of the College new chapter. Three of our professors particular field. But now most specific learning. Through lectures, I of Arts and Sciences and to rebuild its I and 65 of our seniors were honored by distribution requirements have been scholarships, election of students and faculty organization. Its curriculum election to membership to join the Phi eliminated, as have Rmprehensive other means, the new chapter will committee has been very effective, but Beta Kappa members already here who examinations that were required for foster an intellectual ambience and Ather parts of the faculty organization had been elected while at other graduation in the past at some friendship on campus and will be a need to be reestablished. (This universities. colleges. force to improve scholarly work at all proposal is consistent with the recent We were glad to recognize those We Hope We Have Educated levels. Those who wish more governance proposal of Subcommittee I who are especially deserving of honor At Stony Brook we hope that our information about the Chapter's I of the Executive Committee of the f o r outstanding academic students have been liberally educated activities should consult the Faculty Senate; members of that accomplishment. The students had all I in the sense that they have enough Seeretary-Treasurer, Professor Charles committee from Arts and Sciences will i acquired high A acadenic averages background to be able to leam from Staley of Economics. A group of work offer the summer to draw new (3.63 and above out of a possible 4.0 themselves and to place new learning especially out-standing students in the bylaws for the College of Arts and gradepoint aveage) and had shown in in perspective, that they have learned present junior class will be elected to Sciences for consideration next year.) their academic programs a broad to analyze problems Incisively and Phi Beta Kappa next Fall. Through the activities of the Phi distribution of educational interests& have developed a verbal and Although Phi Beta Kappa is limited Beta Kappa Chapter, through the We were pleased that the other mathematical fluency. They need to students in the College of Arts and strengthening of the administrative chapter of Phi Beta Kappa background knowledge in enough Sciences, we already have had for and faculty ocganization of the Colle throughout the cation had determined fields so they can see connfeUoai with several years in the College of of Arts and Sciences, and through that high sholay stadards at Stony new knowledge as they acquire it, but Enrgineering a similar honorary, Tau increasing attention to the Brook were now so *wellebtablished a liberal education is above all, as Beta Ai. Other hbomries exit in enhancement of sholarty effort in that Mee standards were certain to be Woodrow Wilson commented, an specific fields, all aiming to extend the liberal studies, I hope next year to umnained tfa into thc future and that ability to find oulo tf youmlf what resetfot leoruing on thia campus. make our College of Arts and Sciences theetfe chapter status could be you do not know now. A liberally lie College of Arts and Sciences a center where students pan '6thelove extended. educated person should be able to use serves a the core of nearly every of learning as a guide to life" that Phi Now Reeogni"Md both intelligence and a library major university, and should have the BetyKappa symbolies. We are thus now recognized by our effectively to apph a new swtrngest titon of liberal earning. (The lritko preident of Stony colleagues at other universties, after a problem. We hope each goduate will Most of the students in professional Brook.) Pawe 22 STATESMAN May 8, 1974 WEDNESDAY, MAY 8,1974 Expand the Board of Trustees VOLUME 17 NUMBER 80 The State University Board of Trustees in these decision-making bodies of the has always been a rather elite and secretive University. "Let Each Become Aware" body, and apparently it intends to remain The attendance of students and faculty Robert Tiernan that way. I nstead of supporting a at the Board and Council meetins, with a Editor in Chief legislature bill which would extend vote, and with access to executive sessions Jay Baris representation on the Board to student and is essential in order to provide additional Managing Editor faculty membership it is trying very perspective to the decisions. Additional Robert Schwartz determinedly to short circuit that effort. membership would be invaluable in Business Manager The bill was introduced into the State providing insight into the realities of the Leonard Steinbach Legislature by Assemblywoman Constance campus, and to provide assessment on the Associate Editor Cook (R-lthaca) that would give the two impace of the body's policies. News Director: Jonathan D. Salant; additional members full voting priveleges The State University Administration has -2 As News Editors: Ruth Bonapace, Doug on the Board. In an effort to undermine decided that it would not be politically Fleisher, Gilda LePatner, Daniel J. the bill's sponsors, the Board recently wise to support the Cook bill in opposition McCarthy; Take Two Director: Bill voted to allow the two o additional members to the guidelines set up by the Board. This Soiffer; Arts Editor: Michael Kape; to merely sit in on its regular meetings and sellout on the part of SUNY Central, while Feature Editor: Sari Koshetz; * those of the local councils.e legislature. not devestating, certainly lowers the chance Assistant Feature Editor: Connie those of the local councils. This is simply for the bill's passage. Therefore, it rests Passalacqua; Sports Editor: Rich an attempt to placate the bill's supporters, with the student governments and student Gelfond; Photography Editor: Larry and undermine its base in the legislature. lobbying groups around the state to keep Rubin; Assistant Photography up For too long, the Board of Trustees and the pressure for the bill and expedite its Editors: Ken Katz, Louis Manna, passage. the local college councils have been made Editorial Assistants: Gary Alan up simply of political appointees, with The Board of Trustees is being provincial DeWaal, Charles Spiler; Copy Editors: in its little consideration given to balancing refusal to allow student and faculty Robin Chernoff, Aven Rennie; Copy representation. ideology or philosophy among the Many other state groups in Staff: Nancy Callanan, Gary Szasz; members. With the Republican power the country have taken this progressive Page Two: Stephen Dembner; structure of the state controlling the step, and it is now time for the State Advertising Manager: Alan H. Fallick; apppointments, the obvious result has been University to move forward, and expand Production Manager: Julian Shapiro; the predominance of conservative thinking representation. Office Manager: Carole Myles; Calendar: Roberta Borsella, Beth Loschin, Sue Turek. Commencing with Personalization ARTS: Alison Beddow, Dave Blusteirt, Bruce Braddigan, Steve Cheseborough. Nancy Callanan, Jonathan Gewirtz, Norman Hochberg, Michael At most colleges and universities, there is problem at the beginning of the student's Isaac, Paul Kudish, Mary Jo McCormack, Ly"-- a clear dividing point between a student's Perlmutter, Bradley Philips, Minx Reb-nan, Ma career, with registration, class sizes and all Rosenberg, Marci Rosenthal, Brian Russo, H lly undergraduate careers and the great the rest, instead of waiting Shaulis, Wendy Silverblank, Michael Sirr.; until the Donald Starling. Lys Ann Taylor. Greg Waller; beyond. However, at Stony Brook there is student is about to leave. COLUMNISTS: Steven Barkan, Robert Morello, merely an amorphous slide into oblivion. Moreover, most students are not that Jayson Wechter; This FEATURE: Jane Hyland, Ken Kurland, Deirdre year there will be 26 separate :losely associated with their academic Maguire, Peter McKenna, Stuart Plotkin, Judy graduation ceremonies; 3900 students will departments; it is questionable how Shapiro, Phyllis Smith; receive diploma covers, wear their caps and NEWS: Gary Adler, Bob Albee, Steve Baustin, comfortable they will feel associating with Victoria Bonanni, Ken Brody, Ginny Chin, Jayne gowns, and be graduated. But somehow it faculty members whom they've been Ellach, Bette Friedman. Mike Gottfried, Jodi Katz, Al Lynch, Carolyn Martey, Jason Manne, Susan just will not seem like a graduation. dodging, taking incompletes from and Mills, Rupert Mitsch, Karen Reckson, Sandy Rosenberg, Sheryl Rudoy. Frank Sappedf, Ellen Students will leave Stony Brook having handing in late assignments to for four Schwam, Philip Schwartz, Stephanie Sinanlan, Ed never felt as though they belonged to a years. Stafman, Jayson Wechter, Florence Whaley, Teddy White. I certain class. The administrators I working on the PHOTO: Julio Apariclo, Paul Bermanski, Mitchell The traditional lack of community graduation exercises have done a good job Bittman, Celia Bohensky, Jeff Bowers, Steve Bucksbaum, Asok Chakrabarti, Robert A. Cohen, feeling on this campus is perhaps of planning with the limited resources and Tom Colligan, Vinny Costantino, Julie Cornfield, symbolized by the fragmentation of Steve Davidson, Bob Davis, Howard Delner, Mike the the basic concept of fragmented Demner, Dave Friedman, Shelli Garbut, Kevin Gil, graduation ceremonies. Each department ceremonies with which they had Hilary Hoch, Ken Hollins, Ken Katz, Mike Kamen: to work. Jeff Klein, Rafael Landau, Roger Lee, James will conduct its own separate affair, giving And it has been a lot easier for sons and Linnen, Dave Lotker, Seth Marmor, Hllary Nager, Nancy Nozick, Barry Perlman, Lynn Perlmutter, students no broad perception of the daughters to talk their parents out of the Frank Sappell, Bill Schmidt, Chris Schuetz, Jeff campus as a single 3ntity. There are a Schulman, Lee Smassanow, Larysa Shmorhay, ceremonies by pointing out that it will just Gregg Solomon, Deb Trager, Don Trepashko, Bob number of reasons for the lack of a larger be a boring, tiny ceremony. Wities, Rich Yarborough. ceremony, among them being the lack of a For the sake of future graduating classes, PRODUCTION: Steve Appold, Stephanit Bernadski, Robert F. Cohen, Lila Czelowalnik, Carl large facility on campus and the subsequent and for the atmosphere of the University Flatow, Rusty Green, Debra Kayden, Maryanne cost. Knortz, Gay Novack, Barbara Rosen, Leslie The University's cover is a desire for itself, there should be serious consideration Turchon, John T. Yu; "small personalized exercises." But why of the possibility of having a much larger SPORTS: Jonathan P. Friedman, Paul Gallagher. start now? If the University is worried Dave Kralstein, Keith Kelly, Kathy O'Rourke, ceremony, including all the students in all Ronnie Schwartz, Steve Silverman. about personalization, it should address the departments. I - - - a:3 . May 8, 1974 STATESMAN Page 23 .*, v , 3 . Calendar of Events TRIP: The Outing Club will sponsor a day trip Wed, May 8 to Fire Island National Seashore. Club members only. RECITAL: A Master of Music degree recital by pianist Susan Almasi will be held at 8:30 p.m. in Lecture Hall 105. CHOPIN: The Slavic Cultural Center presents an evening of theatre (in Polish) devoted to the life LECTURE: Richard Dyer-Bennett will complete of Chopin starring Tadeusz Kerner (piano) and his discussion on "The Art of Minstrelsy" at Eva Krasnodebska (soprano) at 8:30 p.m. in the 5:30 p.m. in Lecture Hall 102. Cultural Center. PICNIC: Beer. Hot Dogs, and other goodies at BASEBALL: The final game of the Patriot IEEE's Engineer's Picnic. For further Varsity Baseball schedule will be played against information call Barry at 6-3724. Baruch College at 3 p.m. on the athletic field. COOPERATIVE WEEKEND: Irving College and ENACT: ENACT meets at 7:30 p.m. in SBU the Suffolk Museum are planning a cooperative PMotograph by Mitch Bittman 223. All are welcome. weekend. Today a B-rated horse show, LECTURES: Stony Brook's Astronomy recognized by the American Horse Show COLLOQUIUM: There will be an open Department is sponsoring a lecture at 4 p.m. in Association, will begin at 8 a.m. and a colonial discussion on "Philosophies of Education" at Lecture Hall 100 by Dr. Frank Drake, Director, craft demonstration and fair will be held from noon in SBU 213. National Astronomy and lonisphere Center, 11 a.m. to 4 p.m. at Irving College. Tomorrow a Cornell-Arecibo. His topic will be "The search shuttle bus will run from Irving College to the VETERANS CLUB: Veterans Club meets at 5 for Extra-Terrestrial Intelligent Life." Suffolk Museum and return each half hour from p.m. in SBU 237. 10 a.m. to 4 p.m. Admission to the museum is - The "Third World Fiction" lectures given 50 cents. There will also be a University Art ATTICA BRIGADE: The Attica Brigade will by professor Kofi Awooner will conclude at 7 Show outside of Irving College. Those who wish meet at 8 p.m. in SBU 236. All interested are p.m. in Lecture Hall 101. to show horses for prizes or submit entries for welcome. the art show should call Hugh Cassidy at - Professor Suzanne Frank will conclude her 246-8370 or 751-6713. CONFERENCE: Dr. Little presents "Vision de lectures on "The History of Architecture" at la Guerra Civile en la Poesta Espanola" at noon. 5:30 p.m. in Lecture Hall 104. Room will be posted in the Spanish Department. Sun, May 12 SOFTBALL: The Women's Softball team will FORUM: "Chile: The Struggle Goes On - An play their final home game of the season against RECITAL: Mary Ann Heym, piano, and Yvonne Eyewitness Report on the Coup and the Current C.C.N.Y. at 4 p.m. on the athletic field. Cable, cello, will perform at 3 p.m. in Lecture Resistance in Chile" will be discussed by Ernest Hall 105. Lione, a militant of the Chilean Revolutionary COLLOQUIUM: Professor Joel Birnbaum Left, in SBU 214 at 8 p.m. discusses "Computer System Security" at 2:30 CONCERT: A concert honoring Visiting Danish p.m. in Light Engineering 102. Professor Jan Maegaard will PLAYS: "Love Circle," a two act drama written be held at 8:30 p.m. in Lecture Hall 105. by senior theater major Alan Rosenberg, will be CHESS CLUB: Chess Club meets at 7:30 p.m. in presented in the SBU Auditorium May 8, 9, 10 SBU 229. FINALS: and 11 at 8 p.m. Free for undergraduates and 50 Good luck to all. Enjoy the vacation. See you next year. cents for all others. No tickets or reservations SERVICES: Lutheran Services will be held at are required. 9:30 p.m. on the first floor end hall lounge of A-wing in Gray College. "One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest" will be Tue May 14 presented May 8-11 at 8 p.m. in the Fanny Brice MOVIE: Stage XII D presents "Holiday" at 10 Theater, Stage XII Cafeteria. For information p.m. in Stage XI I D Basement. Free. All are MOVIE: Tuesday Flicks presents "Eva" at 8:30 call Rich Hand at 6-6940. welcome. p.m. in the SBU auditorium. EXHIBITS: "Israel," Crafts, Culture, and music of Israel are on display through May 30 from 9 Fri, May 10 a.m. to 5 p.m. in the Library Exhibit Lounge. Wed, May 15 RECITAL: Kay Gardner, flutist, will perform at - Advanced Student Photography is on 8:30 p.m. in Lecture Hall 105. ENACT: Environmental Action meets at 7:30 display in the Library Main Galleria. p.m. in SBU 223. All are welcome. COLLOQUIUM: Dr. John M. Deutch, of M.l.T., -Paintings by Carl Broitman are on display will give a talk on "Aspects of the in the Library Reference Room. Hydrodynamic Behavior of Macromolecules in Solution," at 4:30 p.m. in the Chemistry Fri. May 17 Lecture The Nine, a cooperative group of young Hall. For further information call POETRY READING: Five Suffolk Community Professor H.L. women artists will exhibit their work through Friedman, 6-5067. College poets will read poetry at 8 p.m. in The May 20 in the Humanities Art Gallery. Good Times (150 East Main St., Port Jefferson). AUCTION: If you have anything you can't carry -"Woven Designs: Cultural Rules and Social home or throw out, save it, and bring it to Gray Relations in a Guatemalan Cakchiquel Village" College, A-221 or call 246-5464 before today. are on display in Social Science A 142 Monday You will get a percentage when the things are Sat May 18 to Friday through May 19. sold. The auction will be held at 3:30 p.m. in SLAVIC CENTER: The Slavic Cultural Center the second floor lounge of Gray College. presents a meeting with noted Polish actor (in Thur, May 9 Polish) Ignacy Gogolewski at 8:30 p.m. in the POLISH MUSIC: The Slavic Cultural Center center (709 Main St., Port Jefferson). For RECITAL: Roger Nelson will present his Master (709 Main Street, Port Jefferson) presents information call 473-9002. Uf Music degree recital in choral conducting at Elizabeth Patches performing "A Program of 8:30 p.m. in Lecture Hall 1(5. Polish Music" at 8.30 p.m. For information call 473-9002 or 246-6830. MOVIE: The Cinema presents "Yojimbo" at Sun, May 19 0.30 p.m. in Lecture Hall 100. Sat, May 11 SLAVIC CENTER: The Slavic Cultural Center Two films on Africa, "Tauw" and "Borom CONCERT: "Hard Travelin' " will give a benefit presents Ida Kaminska at 3 p.m. and 8:30 p.m. Sarret," will be shown beginning at 7:10 p.m. in concert for the Eastern Farm Workers in the center. For information call 473-9002. Lecture Hall 101. Association, with veteran movement folksinger Rev. Frederick Douglas Kirkpatrick, at 8 p.m. in MEETING: The Stony Brook Chapter of the the SBU Ballroom. Tickets are $2.50 each, and Tue, May 21 U.S.-China Peoples Friendship Association meets available at the Union Table, at the Polity Ticket at 7;30 p.m. in SBU 223 to plan activities for Office, and through volunteers in dorms. For MOVIE: Tuesday Flicks presents "Lolita" at + n o V--. .. further information, call 246-8894 or 286-8004. 8.30 p.m. in the SBU auditorium. STATESMA^, Mav 8. I974 Coo ------Statesman's arts &= ^------feature section SB Handicapped Face Severe Problems ByJONATHA IN D. SALANT New York State by the University. people who are being paid to insuire campus, but said that Stony Brook Political Sciience Professor 7his campus is an abomination. No that the campus is being nun 'is a difficult place [for the Edward Friedlanm d was not rehired one wants to think about the effectively," Friedland said. 'Thhis handicapped to attend] because of for next year, an< I so will be leaving problems, so they don't get thought is an administrative job which is n4lot our situation with construction." Stony Brook IJniversity. As a about," he said. "People wish that being done. Either the results aIre But, "we are trying." result, Friedland, , who is confined the problem would go away." there or they're not. In this casse, Director of Facilities Planning to a wheelchair, is s d4no longer afraid Friedland sat in front of the main the results speak for themselves ;- Charles Wagner, who is involved in to speak out" on4 the problems entrance to the Administration Assistant to the President Jot hn the handicapped rehabilitation facing the handicapped at Stony Building in his wheelchair with a Burness said that "no one wouIld program, said that the University Brook. sign that simply said, '"Shame." claim it is an ideally-suited campiIus had requested a rehabilitation "Other handicapped people are Friedland formerly served as the for the handicapped," but "we are program in 1968, but that SUNY afraid to speak out for fear of chairman of the Campus making efforts" to rectify tt he < Central in Albany "wanted to do losing their jobs," ' he said. "I don't Committee on the Handicapped. situation. Burness said that tlhe isolated small things." "I requested have that problem i."Tsat committee is currently University has "continually ask( ed it [a rehabilitation program] way Friedland rec.ently began a working on the formation of an for major rehab programs," with aL back, but what was proposed at the one-man vigs outside the administration Office for the major project currently underwa hy time [by Albany] wasn't deemed Administration IBuilding to "do Handicapped, to advise [see sidebarl. to be adequate," Wagner said. what little I c(Duld do to call handicapped students at Stony Friedland said that dhe Friedland said that there was "no people's attention to the Brook. Administration "feels that tlhe planning" for the handicapped in non-compliance vrith the laws of "Me blame has to be laid on the problem is not serious enouggh the construction of buildings on because no one has rubbed theAr this campus. "no one ever gets to noses in the problem. Fhey help see plans until they're done," he people who are here solve their added. Wagner said that when most problems on a piecemeal basis, of the buildings on campus were they'll do bits and pieces," but no designed, "there were no codes." one "makes sure that things go However, he admitted that "this together and work together. It was foolishness" not to have made requires a performance on their arrangements for the handicapped. part." Friedland said that while the "It's more difficult to do work in immediate problem is to help those an existing facility than in a new people on campus who can't get building." around, there is a "real problem," "There's been too much reliance the "disabled people who are on good intentions," said qualified to attend [Stony Brook] Friedland, who will be teaching at and canto ltt's the i am Unienity at J-Audiea at don't see. It's ludicrous,/ Fdland Berkeley next year, as his co"ma said, 'for a campus which is ftying was not renewed by Stony Brook. to become the Berkeley of the "There have been a few more ramps East" to be inaccessible for the but problems haven't been solved." POLITICAL SCIENCE PROFESSOR EDWARD FRIEDLAND stated, "It's handicapped. The handicapped "have a low ludicrous for a campus which is trying to become the Berkeley of the East" Burness said that "arrangements priority. It's unexciting, but it's to be inaccessible for the handicapped. are made in the individual's case" on right. - - - - Project Has Begun IddshhM1 To Fulfill State Code Work on a $228,000 campus rehabilitation project for the physically handicapped has begun, according to Director of Facilities Planning Charles Wagner. The project will be built in two phases, Wagner said, "because the I total project exceeded the funding that had been made available." Phase I 'swork has begun as of March, 1974" and includes modifications to all academic buildings, the Stony Brook Union, and Kelly Cafeteria. Modifications to all dormitories and H Cafeteria wIll be covered under Phase II. Included in the rehabilitation project is the followirg: -construction of walks and ramps -modification of doors to reduce pull to a maximum pull of 18 I pounds -modification of entrances to buildings to allow for passage of wheelchairs -modification to elevators to include electric eyes, handrails, lowering of elevator controls, and braille lettering -installation of visible fire signals to aid the deaf and audio fire signals to aid the blind -installation of elevators in the Physical Education Building and Kelly Cafeteria istallation of ramps in the interior of the Stony Brook Union, and the Enganeern, Physics, and Physical Education buildings -modifcation of existing bathroom facilite, including toilet stalls odition of drinking fountains Wagner aid that tee rehabilitation would enable the Univerity to meet the Amendments to the State Building Code. TVh Is a very defficult project," Wager said. 'St's more difftult to do work in an e tgality than In a new Wlding." -Jozathan D. SAint Statesman/Robet scnwartz I L - Movie Review Theatre Review Backwiard Gance at Stony Brook Teatre Superb Joke., Annoyin, P'uzzle By NORMAN HOCHBERG fine there was not one director, but several. KAPE Without a doubt, the best people could have enjoyed this By MICHAEL B. However, "Celebration" did have the THE THREE MUSKETEERS; directed by (Editor's note: The following article production this year was the Theatre production. Richard Lester; screenplay by George saving graces of good choreography MacDonald Fraser, based on the novel by production of "The 'Me best student production this concerns itself with the theatrical year department's and i good leading lady (Shelley Alexander Dumas; lighting cameraman., It is Adding Machine." This show, above all year was the very well performed and David Watkins; film editor. John Victor in review at Stony Brook. Handier) to make the show at least Smith. Released by Twentieth Century-Fox. others, was the bes*. directed, best interestingly written, "An Evening of Rated PG. Starring. Oliver Reed, Raquel basically one person's opinion, partially enjoyable. best designed, and best Cabaret," done by four talented Welch, Richard Chamberlain, Michael York, although others have been consulted in acted, No Chance Frank Finlay, Christopher Lee, Jean-Pierre the writing.) executed. It was a tight and effective actors. This show, a series of Cassel. Geraldine Chaplin, Simon Ward. However, there was one show done and Spike effort; nothing was out of place, and it cabaret-style songs from the past 40 Faye Dunaway, Chariton Heston Last year at this time, it seemed as on campus that was quite unbearable. Millilgan. if nothing could stop campus theatre was a warm, sensitive show. The years, was an enjoyable, well executed, The Theatre department's production 'Mere's something really puzzling becoming the biggest directors of the show, Leonard well choreographed production, that from of "The Front Page" was a disaster about Richard Lester's 'Me Three entertainment force at Stony Brook. Auerbach and Cecily Dell, are to be showed a high degree of polish and from beginning to end. In this case, Musketeers and it isn't a pleasing However, there was one thing that did commended and applauded for professionalism throughout. 'Me four even the expert acting of Inglima, puzzle to think about. Somehow, in a stop this growth, this year's season. presenting the best show of the year. students, Steve Ball, Bob Bukowski, Katz, and Cohen, along with some film where we were nicely entertained Generally speaking, it was one of those The actors, especially Inglima and Teresa Parente, and Nancy Guttman, very nice work by Tom Connell, could several times, it is impossible to years when things could have been Katz, were all very good. A special are to be commended for their efforts. not save the show. There was a bad remember any particularly good much better for student productions, commendation should go to Sloan I can only hope that more productions set, bad acting from the rest of the moments. Viewers may not be and Theatre department productions Mehl for her characterization of Mrs. like this will appear in the future. cast, and poor direction in the "Front troubled by this - they can see the were very good. Zero. It is unfortunate that she wasn't Again, only the best elements were Page." It never had a chance. film and leave, their minds vacant. But There have been some outstanding in any other productions this year in a seen; the acting and singing was the 'Me rest of the shows this year were a reviewer has to write about performances by student actors major role (except in the "Leonce and best seen in any musical presentation fairly mediocre productions. "Mhe something; he can't meander all throughout the year. One actor in Lena" second cast, which I did not get this year, the set was clever and Little Prince," "Mhe Pirates of around the topic. So, he has to think particular, Steven Inglima, took the a chance to see). The designers of innovative (especially for the Fanny "The Three Musketeers," directed by Richard Lester, has its good points if you Penzance," "One Flew Over the hard about what he's seen. Think, and for them, but is too muddied to be really enjoyable. campus by storm, and gave excellent "The Adding Machine," Roger Bond Brice Theatre), and the lighting was look Cuckoo's Nest," "The Maids," "Love **-man/viike K~amen try to remember. he and Dean Brown, also did an better than any other student performances in everything that "The Front Page" was the Theatre department's only rnajot setback in quality each of the three big party, fireworks, the idle rich, a Evening of Cabaret" Circle," and the like all had their good 'Me first thing that comes to his Queen's employ, did. Another actor, William Cohen, exceptional job for the production. production. "An and it was indeed a major setback. points, but generally suffered in one during the year, mind are Lester's visuals, not the film's passes a beggar. "Money for a blind church-state conflict, a Welch-York grace to many shows It is unfortunate that this goes to disprove the old excuse, "It was the saving has a man?" he yells after Welch as he love affair and the prestige of being a which was the best done was good for a student production, way or another. plot or its comedy. The man that were presented on campus. Robin production, later, terms." 'Me two original scripts, "Love beautiful eye, there is no doubt about lecherously eyes her. Moments Musketeer. Katz deserves special mention for on campus this year, was not attended and should be judged on those Circle" and "The Little Prince," were it. He opens a right scene from high York rushes by. "Money for a All in all it is a silly mess and it is no some of her work this year, and a cast by more people. However, the Theatre This show was good by any standards, good efforts, but ended up being above the church courtyard in which it cripple?" moans the beggar, lifting one wonder that it is not easily recalled. of four, the actors of "An Evening of department has no-one to blame but and could be judged on any terms. rather weak plays. They were generally is to take place, with the cameras foot. Finally, nearly hopeless, he yells There seem to be several plots, all are to be especially itself. If "The Adding Machine" had Tough Classic Cabaret" stronger in the acting and directing inside of the at the valet, "Money for an orphan?" equally confusing. been scheduled at a better time, more Once you get past "Mhe Adding neatly tucked into the commended for their efforts. both cases, I is passed up a third time. Several comedy films have Machine" and "Leonce and Lena," aspects. However, in church bell. Later, he shows us a He a playwright This gag is then highlighted by succeeded without any noticeable plot things don't took so good. There is one strongly object to steeple pointing straight into an If these two several shots of the three passing - Blazing Saddles, Take the Money exception to this, the Theatre directing his own work. immaculately colored sunrise. Once different directors, their through a street filled with beggars all and Run and, to an extent, Bananas. department's production of Anton shows had again - beautiful. might have been yelling out "Money for a blind man?" But The Three Musketeers puts a lot Chekov's "The Cherry Orchard." full potentials The comic moments are the second stands, these shows were or "Money for a cripple?" Lester's of emphasis on its plot, whatever it is Director Thomas Neumiller did a very realized. As it thing the reviewer might remember. they could have inability to let go of a good joke often (much is made of the split second fine job with this tough classic. only half of what D'Artagnan (Michael York), following works to his advantage, and it is no timing necessary for the return of the However, some of the acting, and been. advice from his father to be direct in Over wonder that the reviewer would jewels, for instance) and the whole work left a little to The production of "One Flew his attempts to join the Musketeers some of the design them after a moment's scenario is simply too confused to the Cuckoo's Nest" suffered from lack (that era's version of the White House remember be desired. Inglima again shone as an make the viewer care much. of any sort of technical quality. Both Plumbers), offends each one of the reflection. exceptionally fine actor in his role in the plot? Even several In the end, despite all of its the set, and the lighting were the most Three Musketeers (Oliver Reed, But what of the show, and Cohen, as the aged fail to bring enjoyment visuals and gags, The Three detracting elements of the show, and Richard Chamberlain and Frank long moments of thought man-servant Firs, proved to be the mind. It seems to have something Musketeers is Just too damn muddied they indeed took a lot away from the Finlay) in rapid succession. All meet It to highlight of the production. 'Me do with D'Artagnan saving the to give us ~awarm feeling of production. "Arsenic and Old Lace" is for their duels in the church yard, only to lighting and set designs for "Cherry Chaplin) from the recognition. There is no humor carried to band together to fight a group of Queen (Geraldine Orchard" were fairly good, but could another show that suffered from poor us out into the street after the with King (a bumbling idiot, played by with However, the technical standards. However, priests (.as several nuns look on have been better. Jean-Pierre Cassel) and Cardinal film is all over. The ultimate joke is was one of the better ones "Arsenic"' also suffered from poor interest). production Richilieu (Charlton Heston) by that once all of the film's punchlines acting and poor directing. Later, as York and his valet (Roy this year, although not the best. to her have been delivered we can't Kinnear) chase after Mmne. returning a gift that she gave Downhfll Weak Excuse I remember one of them. It is, at once, a Bonnancieux, a commoner (Raquel lover, the Duke of Birmingham (Simon On the opposite end of the spectrum The Stony Brook Light Opera f joke and an annoying puzzle. statesma3)nc /Let- - ,-I>'*a5»w"0 the Ward). 'Men it also has to do with a superb of theatrical quality, there is an production of "The Pirates of Welch), who happens to be in directed production of the year was "An Evening of Cabaret," Several of the Penzance" is another one of those The best student abundance of material. whic.h was an innovative, exciting, well done show that delighted everyone. -student productions this year were on shows that have to be classified in the Literary Mlagazine the mediocre side. Punch and Judy near disaster category. 'Mere was very 'Tialoc', Sp,oanish Follies, who showed such great little sense of theatre to the light promise last year, really went downhill opera. The excuse that was offered up th is year. Their two major by the company about how opera does To Highlight Poiet Pablo Neruda be theatrically correct is a presentations, "Celebration" and not have to By JANE H. HYLAND Literature department and several South American writers Without weak one at best. 'Me sole "How to Succeed in B~usiness 'Me Spring, 1974 issue of Tialoc, Stony Brook's Spanish including Eduardo Mitre, Ramon Riquelmne and Jose Kozer. were probably the concentration of effort on "Pirates of Really Trying," will come out this week. The theme of Ernesto Cardenal, a Nicaraguan poet, has written an article Penzance*' was on the music, and it literary magazine, worst shows done on campus this year. on his impressions, and memories of New York. An article music was good, but the this issue will be "A Tribute to Pablo Neruda," the Chilean The amateurism as displayed in these showed. 'Me poet who received the Nobel Prize in 1972, and died in on the new possibilities of the Spanish-American novel by two shows, perpetuates the myth show was impossible to watch. What 1973, during the military coup. Gustavo Alvarez Gardeazabal is also included. about how bad student productions can you do? by student Francisco An excellent selection of original short works will appear can be. 'Me one thing that seemed to be Tialoc, founded in April, 1971, the issue. Francisco Alvarado, Professor Jaime Giordano I recently had the opportunity to overlooked for the most part by Alvarado, is published once or twice a year. The name, in and Literature department, Cesar hear the cast of "How to Succeed" student productions this year was Tialoc, was the Maya-Quiche Indian name for the gods of of the Hispanic Languages and Luis talk about how difficult it was to put anything having to do with technical main and fertility. The magazine began as an undergraduate Dopazo, of Spain, Chilean Hernan Castellano, theatre. For the most part, the lighting together a show. I listened very publication, but has expanded to include articles, stories Lopez-Nieves of Puerto Rico have all contributed short and set designs were among the worst I intently as they complained about and poetry by graduate students, faculty and well-known stories. have ever seen. There is no reason for how they had to do this and that in Spanish authors. Some material in Tnaloc is reprinted from newspapers, it. There are talented people in both of order for the show to go on. It seems This issue will use the theme of a tribute to Neruda as a with Stony Brook students and faculty additionally these fields who are just waiting to be to me that if they had spent more time and the changes contributing their work. Alvarado tapes conferences and asked to do a show. For a cast to have means of entering into the politics of Chile, on their acting and less on the set poetry readings given by the Spanish department or in the to put together their own set is not that have resulted from the 1973 coup. A selection of *which proved how too many cooks their Neruda's poetry wiHl be included, along with the text of the city, and requests permission from the authors to use ran spoil a broth, when you analyze Its good. he received the Nobel Prize. The material in Tialoc. 'Ile fact that it's a student non-profit ,shoddy construction), they might have Putting It All Together speech he delivered when from a review helps," he says. Occasionally, well-known writers get had a better show. There is no reason All in all, this year was not a very speech, along with a review of his last novel, is taken in touch with Alvarado and offer him stories, articles or why the actors have to do everything. good one for theatre at Stony Brook. Chilean newspaper. A poem about Neruda by Allen heard of Tialoc or received an issue. 'Mere are enough talented people on There could have been more shows, Ginsberg, and an essay on Neruda as he is remembered by poetry, having fourth year of Ithis campus to put together a good set, and there could have been better Mexican novelist Carios Fuentes, will also appear. Ibis week's issue will mark 71aloc's in the good lighting, and other technical shows. Maybe next year we can e A speech on Chile by Fidel Castro is reprinted from a publication. Free copies of Tialoc will be available the aspects. more shows done better, along with Cuban newspaper, not readily available to U.S. readers. Hispanic Languages and Literature department, Rican On the other hand, "Celebration" mott innovation on students, parts. Rounding out the theme of Chile, Tialoc includes a piece Ibero-American Studies department, and the Puerto proved just how important a good Hopetfull, next year WMl bring more on the on agrarian reform, and a view of Chile's future by Octavio Studies department. Tbcae interested in working director, working frm beginning to musicas, more modeO plays by the k to contact Francisco 5> ,aj11 sl:*** - .- . - Paz, a Mexican writer, and poet. Tialoc staff next year are asked -- d on a rdcto, to qutanalit Theatre department, the emergence of one of the better efforts of the Steven Inglima and Robin Katz (shown above in a scene from the "The Adding "'The Cherry Orchard" (shown above) was The upcoming Issue of Tiaoc also includes poetry by Dr. Alvarado, in Hand College, Suite 413, before the end of this Machine"*) were two performers who consistently gave fine acting jobs control. 'Men wore too many styles Stony Brook's firnt real reprtoory Theatre department this year, although not the best due to some weaknesses in of Stony Brook's Hispudic Languages and I emester. throughout the year. mixed together In one show, because groups and other Improvements. the acting and the fighting and set designs. 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