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By Brian Samuelson election over newc;:omers. "But Pressl "supports deductions for meeting these needs, and blood" and "new ideas," some Staff Writer why is that," he asked. It is,· in the cost of college tuition and much to the disappointment of change for the changing times, part, due to the fact that people fees and supports full funding Dr. Brueder. Finally, Pressl was for this new millennium with In 1974 , former Harper generally vote for that which for student loans," whereas asked the all-important ·cliched which Crane has failed to teacher and Northwestern they know, candidates whom Crane was "one of four mem question that candidates run change. graduate Lance Pj essl wei- they have grown accustomed · bers (who) [voted] against the ning for any political office most With all that said and done, corned U.S. Congressman Phil to; and that ,. incumbents are, Higher Education Act Re often hear, why vote for you in November 7th is just a little Crane to Rolling Meadows High according to Press!, "granted authorization, against financial the upcoming ·election? "The over one month away, and per School. As Rolling Meadow's · unlimited access to campaign aid." I had a chance to speak desire for change," replied haps the voters could use a Student Council President at resources" such as money. But with Pressl before and after his Pressl. change, and one for the better. the time, Pressl had no inkling why then would Pressl run if he appearance iri a political sci He touches on the fact that Is Lance Pressl the right man that he would be running knows the odds are against ence. class. I asked him, if opponent Phil Crane has for the job? Why don't you against the veteran incumbent him? Because, the average elected, what he would do to lacked the desire for change for decide? Crane n_early a quarter century age of a person in this district is bring about change to ensure the past 31 years, which is why later. 36 and Pressl himself is 43, an that his policies come about. congress needs some "new Today he is doing just that. age he believes the voters can His answer was to give it "good Using his wife a~ the main identify with more than with the old-fashioned hard work and source of financial support for age of the incumbent that has determination." "The willing his campaign, Pressl is running been in office for the past 31 ness," he said, "to work on both for congress in·the 8th congres- years. sides of the line." To be open to sional district this upcoming fall. If it is the policies of the the opinions of both political On Tuesday, September 26th, candidates that the people in parties is something democrat Pressl visited Harper to speak the 8th congressional district ic candidate Pressl practices to the students about his cam- will be voting for come and republican opponent Phil paign and issues facing the stu- November 7th, and not simply Crane does not. Pressl also dent body· as well as the nation. nam ~ recognition, then their talked to "Who can guess what my decision needn't be difficult Harper president Dr. chances are in facing a 31 year because Pressl and Crane dif Brueder that same day and I incumbent in this election," was fer on "almost every topic," asked him what that conversa Pressl's· question to the stu- according to Pressl. Where tion encompassed. dents. "Slim," was the answer Pressl was for "supporting the The topic of the referen received. Pressl cordially reduction of class sizes," Crane dum discussed included the acknowledged the fact that tra- called for the "elimination of the "need for higher education." ditionally incumbents have a U.S. Department of Education." According to Pressl, Phil Pressl (right) meets l:lis future opponent flS Rolling Meadows student council president in 197 4. 95o/~ chanc,.. e...... o _f ~w"""'"in... n... in..: g:;.....t... h.... e _ o..... n.... is... s _u_e_s_o_f_higher e~~n. Crane's commitment is not ~ Build on your success. Soon rou'll earn fOUl' Assodatt's Detree. And then what? How about a Bachelor's Degree from OeYry? She's finally coming over, huh? Professors with 1'101-world uperienCI will - teach JOU In small classes and well equipped labs. You'D enjor hcnls-on SOMETHING TELLS US THIS ISN'T learning tbat gifts you the skills JOU need to CDinplll and SUUitll in today's tedtnalo THE BEST TIME TO RUN TO THE BANK. IJ based business world. · Choose from Bachetar's Degrees in Amlunlfng, Businlu Adminislndion, No biggie, bank online. Computer Information Systems, Eledronia Engineering Technologr, Information Ted!nalogr, ~tnical Management, and Telea1111municalions Management. You're just free Internet ballklng with LaSalleClnllne • Free accen to over 400 ATMs around Chleago 7 checking account options • Free ATM/deblt card • Transfer funds between LaSalle accounts lbat dose to fulfiling rour dnams. .. as dose as a clagree from OeYry.
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Some students may don't feel comfortable con have to walk through that hall- girls, it is better this ·year but feel that what was said wasn't fronting their harasser but that An anonymous female way." She says. still a problem. One female stu- bad enough to be reported. is usually the most effective walks through this noisy hall This isn't any college and dent told me of a situation No matter how minor or way to deal ·with it. Ignoring the almost every day. Small this isn't any hallway. This is where she stopped and talked major a comment is, it's still behavior is almost saying ttiat groups of people are scattered the "L" building at Harper to a guy in that hallway and he sexual harassment and it's still it's okay." around each involved in their College. This isn't just a prob- eventually said to her: "I don't unacceptable. A student can One female student told own conversation. People are lem for. a select few but ior want you, I want what's in your and should always report a sit me that she was talking to running to their classes. But, almost all female students that pants." uation that they find offensive. another male student in the "L" even with all the commotion travel this hallway. Eight out of Verbal comments are one Students can file a· formal hallway and during the conver she knows what's coming. It the ten women interviewed for thing but physical confrontation report with any counselor or sation he asked if she was a happens every day that. she this article feel that harassment is another. These scenarios administrator and an investiga wgm. She quickly told him walks through this hall. She is a big problem in the "L" build- clearly fall into . what Harper tion will be conducted. After that she didn't .like him saying looks to the ground, waiting for ing. College defines as sexual careful review, disciplinary that, he was out of line and she it to happen, picking up her' What is sexual harassment harassment but why does it action may take place. But hasn't had any problems since pace. She feels the eyes on exactly? Though the policy keep happening? One woman remember, students who report then. her and here it comes. isn't posted anywhere on cam- interviewed said, harassment don't. have to tell Kris Conroy also told me "Hey girl, you look good. Why pus, including the "L" building, "I think administration about a specific situation or that this issue is something she don't you come and talk to Harper College's pamphlet on ignores it and they need to start name a specific person. feels very strongly about me?" - sexual harassment states it paying more attention ." Through reporting , the admin- because this· type of behavior Of course it's different can be but isn't limited to any of Public Safety officers are istrators, teachers, counselors is completely inappropriate. every day. Yesterday it was the following: leering or ogling scarce at best in the "L" hall- and Public Safety can be made For every girl that is sexu catcalls and a lot of wooing. a person's body, verbal harass- way and vicinity and Harper aware that this is a problem ally harassed walking through Tomorrow, it may be a shout. ment or abuse of a sexual does not have an officer . that needs -to be addressed. the "L" building, there are "Hey let me get your number!". nature, brushing against anoth- assigned to that specific area Another even more imme- some that aren't. Someone shouts from within er's body, and sexist remarks on the campus. diate sorution is to confront the SQme students may enjoy the crowd. about a person's clqthing, Having a Public Safety offi- person that is harassing you. the attention they receive but She keeps her head down body, or sexual activities. cer around might be helpful but You can quietly approach the that could be part of the prob and walks even faster to get to One day in the "L" building, . there are other more immedi- person and let them know that lem. The male students that do her class or just out of the some male students declared it ate things that can be done to what they are saying and doing the harassing may see that and building. condom day and were throwing help students with this prob- is offensive and to please stop. think that all girls enjoy being "It's degrading, it makes me condoms en the floor and at lem. 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Workshop Cost: $17o.oo U N· I V E R S I T Y CHICAGO CAMPUS - ..30 SOUTH MICHIGAN AVENUE, CHICAGO, llUNOIS 60605 Journal Book ~ Lunch Provided . SCHAUMBURG CAMPUS- 1400 NORTH ROOSEVElT BLVD., SCHAUMBURG, ILUNOIS 60t13 · www.roosevelt.edu the paper Page 7 October 23 2000 · -·-·----~·-·-·-·-·-·-·-·-·-·-·-·-·-·-·-·-·~·-·-·-·-·-·-·-·-·-·-·-·- Election option: Liberta~ian candidate Browne By Michael J. Casaccio limiting the government to pow Browne said: ''There are no . lent activity a crime creates a bad politicians. To all the voters Staff Writer ers awarded to them by the violent gangs fighting over black market, which attracts that see politicians as used-car Constitution. Browne supports aspirin territories. There are no criminals and gangs, which salesmen, he offers a reason Taking a look at the the ideal of the Constitution for violent gangs fighting over turns what was once a relative to get out of bed on November upcoming presidential election, the people, not for the big busi whiskey territories or computer ly harmless activity affecting a 7 and place a vote. His words, we can see our choices are ness lobby like his opponents. territories or anything else that small group of. people into a like his actions, speak louder limited. Anticipation has turned ''We need to reduce the is legal. There are only criminal widespread epidemic of drug than those of the other two into farce. The debate on government to just functions gangs fighting over territories use and gang warfare." candidates, who are only look October 3 clearly established authorized in the Constitution." covering drugs, gambling, Harry Browne has a war to ing for a free ·meal ticket to the this election as just another He goes on to say: "Then, if prostitution, and other victim fight against the epidemic of whitest house in the world. republican and democrat you believe that leaves the fed less crimes. Making a non-vio- ineffective government and slugfest of big promises and lit eral government too big or too tle follow through. But hope little, we can work to amend the exists for voices calling them Constitution to make it more to selves the Libertarian Party, your liking. But the first step is You've learned a lot. At Elmhurst, you'll and their candidate, Harry to establish limits, so that we Browne, speaks from his gut no longer have an unlimited about issues the other two government that the politicians wouldn't touch. can use for anything they Harry Browne has raised want." controversy in the liberal Personally against abor learn more. media, speaking truthfully tion, Browne states that the Planning to earn a four-year degree? Consider Elmhurst College. about the annual income tax, government should · not be In "America's Best Colleges," the annual survey by US. N~ws gay rights, and the war on interjecting itself into the deci drugs. His website quotes him sion. "Government doesn't & World &port, we rank in the top tier of rhe Midwest's liberal arts saying: "I am running because work. It doesn't protect adults I don't believe (Bush and Gore) on the streets. It doesn't pro colleges. We also are the "best college buy" in Illinois. are capable of running your tect children in the schools. We earn such distinctions, year after year, by offering superior life." Why should we think it's capa One of the things Browne ble of protecting unborn chil reaching on a personal scale. More than 90 percent of our is working towards is restoring dren?" faculty hold the highest degrees in their fields. These talented scholars a constitutional government, About the war on drugs, are at Elmhurst because they love to reach, in small classes, where rhey know their students as individuals. Our average class has 19 students. A faculty member, not a reaching assisranr, reaches every class. Elmhurst is small by design, rich in resources and opportunities (including 50 undergraduate majors). On a classic campus, in a channing suburb, we prepare studems of many ages and back grounds for lives of service, opporrunity, and achievement. Friendly, challenging, comprehensive, and innova.tiye- Elmhurst is what college ought ro be.
Elmhurst is coming to Harper. To meet an Elmhurst admission counselor, come to A Building on luesday, Ocrobcr 17, or to the PICU Fair on Thursday, November 9,
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What coll~ge ought to be ... (630) 617-3400 admit@ldmhursr .~fu www.clmhursr .tdu the paper PageS -·-·-·-·-·-·-·-·-·-·-·-·-·-·-·-·-·-·-·-·-·-·-·-·-·-·-·-·-·-·-·-·-·-October 23,2000 . Master Plan .unveiled November's referendum to -fund next phase
By Kevin Lorenc wise saying that many class antees students will attend Staff Writer rooms are not used during the Harper and many doubt that 6 to 10 pm tir:ne frame .• the current campus is as full During the last Board of Additional reasons that Harper claims. Trustees meeting, the Master Harper gives to justify the ref . ~ Plan was approved and the erendum include a claim that Harper's Master Plan. will school is asking the community over 33% of buildings on attempt to make the college for funds. \!he goal of the Harpers Campus are more attractive to students and to Master Plan is to outline the than 30 years old, and that the help the college meet the future of Harper and to give the condition of these buildings needs of the community. The school direction. includes leaking pipes, outdat The plan puts in print the ed electrical systems, and $88.8 million dollar' referen board's highest priorities, pro inadequate ventilation. dum, which comes up on the viding for what will be built in Renovating current science November 7 ballot, is integral the future as 'money is labs has been ruled out in getting the three buildings received. The first two build because of tremendous done. ings are currently under con expense and the difficulty of struction and have been fund finding properly equipped The college did hold com ed: the Performing Arts Center space for chemistry classes munity discussion groups while being constructed adjacent to due to their special needs. putting this plan together to get building L, and the the The Master Plan, which a feel for the needs. The col Conference Center adjacent to include the three buildings that lege president's office has stat building A. the referendum seeks to fund, ed that even if the referendum The next phase of the includes the construction of Master Plan, which extends to eight additional buildings and fails, they will stick to the the year 2012, is the construc three parking garages. Master Plan. tion of three new buildings: the Besides new construction, For more information on the Harper College's Master Plan calls for the con Science Center, the Center for the plan also outlines the reno referendum, a flyer is available Emerging Technology, and the vation of existing buildings, struction of 11 new buildings and three new park at the information booth locat- Health Careers Center. These realigning the entry drivf?, re ing garages by the year 2012~ buildings come with hefty price striping the southern parking ed in A. tags of $37.7 million, $19.6 mil lots, and the overall addition of lion, and $31.5 million respec landscaping ano walkways UPS understands ..... tively, totaling $88.8 million. throughout campus $88.8 million is approximately While most students do They offer schedules that fit both.· wo~i ... . ~ WtoAA~rv•• )·;• one-third lower than the previ agree that changes are neces The UPS ous referendum attempt which sary for Harper to keep up with EARN& . PIQ ,• _,~ : ~yo•r :c:.a.,*'QJ ~i sought $127 million. the needs of the changing mar LEARN Harper claims that these ket place, there have been Program up to $23,000* 1ow~ · C!'YeB~ · three additional buildings are voiced concerns about current necessary, saying the campus plans including parking. PACKAGE HANDLERS is out of space, and have even On the list of priorities, the Steady, Part-Time Jobs • $8.80-$9.80/hour ,, inst~lled mod1,1lar classrooms first parking complex is listed at • Weekends & Holidays Off • 3 -1 /&to B Hour~.·.,· . . just ou~side of J building. number 7, so no relief is com • Must be 17 Years or Older • Consistent Work&~ ·,,.· '. · Quoting figures that Harper ing anytime soon. • Benefits (MedicalfLife, 401 K & Paid Vacations) • AnnUalBW.. states in a informational flyer, Further concerns include the emollment at Harper is project lack of funding for the mainte PALATINE• ed to be up 8.6% by 2005 and nance of these new buildings. (Hicks & Rand Rds.) 13.4% by 2008. With the pop With the construction of sever $1000 Stay Program! (Sunrise Shift· Only) $ BOO Stay Program! (Twilight Shift Only) ulation in Harpers 23 communi al new buildings, and no real To Palatine from Elgin take pace bus '#886 ty projected to grow 4% by significant raise in mainte year 2008 and Harper project nance funding, people are con Ph: 847-708-6028 ed to receive 20% of the in dis cerned . that the school will Posit ions are also ava.llable a.t our Hodgkins, Addison, and Northbrook fac1litles. For more trict students, . they claim if -come back requesting more lnformat1on, please call our 24-hr. jobUne at: action is not take Harpers facil money keep the campus run ities will quickly become inade ning, although the school has 1-888-4UPS-JOB quate and outdated. never indicated any intention of Don't Pass it Up .•• Access Code: 4489 Additionally, Harper claims doing so. I* I that during Monday through The last concern deals Pass it-On! Thursdays, 90% of classrooms with the fact that Harper's are .utilized from 9a.m. to 2p.m. enrollment has been going ~ and that utilization climbs to down in all areas with the Equal Opporturuty Employer 100% from 6p.m. to 1Op .m. exception of computer courses "UI'S &u-n ~ Le&J-n Pr<>gJ'&tn gutdelines ~pp ly. l!!a1n ~ Learn Pt-ol{j'&JU lS a.vallable at U1e foliowuJ8 li PS Cttle&goland !acUities. HOOOKUIS. ADD!SON. While Harper claims these and non-credit courses. While I'Al.A'rlNJ!, 1\0GKFORD an the paper Page 9 -.-.-.-October 23,2000·-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-. . -·-··-.-.-.-.- Trip offered to Jew·ish stu dents at Harper • By Roshni Mudgal to Jerusalem, Tel Aviv, The the final list of students. About Staff Writer Dead Sea, and the Galilee 40 students will be selected region. Hillel's Birthright Israel from the . 13 participating com~ Hillel: The Foundation for trip, underwritten by Birthright munity colleges around the Jewish Campus Life offered, Israel offers yhe opportunity to Chicagoland area, according to _Jewish students at Harper have fun with fellow college H th L d S . . t . th · ea er an esman, emor College the chance to visit st u d en t s w h11 e ounng e . Israel at no cost for ten days country's most popular con- · Jewt.sh Campus Corps Fellow during the winter break. temporary and historical sites. at Hillel. Hillel is the largest Jewish To qualify for the winter Birthright Israel is the most campus organization in the excursion, students must be extensive philanthropic. Jewish world, with foundations and enrolled in nine or more credit outreach program ever to tar affiliates on more than 500 hours, have never been to get Jewish young adults campuses around the globe. It Israel on a peer trip, must be of worldwide through a first edu provides college students with Jewish descent, and must be cational peer group trip to the opportunity to explore their between 18-26 years of age. Israel. The Birthright Israel gift Jewish identity regardless of Students must register online is made possible through a their background, affiliation, or at www.i~rael2000.org before $210 million partnership from a level of observance, in a plural October 5. They will then be. istic environment. The program called for a personal interview group of rminent philan was initiated by philanthropists by the foundation. After the stu thropists, local Jewish Charles R. Brotman and dents are ·selected, the Federations, the government Michael H. Steinhardt. Foundation will draw names, of Israel, Keren Hayeson, and The itinerary includes visits via lottery in Mid-October, for the Jewish Agency of Israel. .... 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Improve your sound with We conduct criminal background checks, instrument Elixirs. assessments and drug screenings. guitar and bass, All Equal Opportunity Employer• the paper Page 10 O~o~r~~oo . · . -·-·----~·-·-·-·-·-·-·-·-·-·-·-·-·-·-·-·-·-·-·-·-·-·-·-·-·-·-·-·-·- Grammy • ar e (current!~ a staple of Chicago's Harry Nilsson's "One," which There exists a good possi with the labels. By Collin Souter all-80s station WXXY) went opens the movie, and "Save bility that Aimee Mann has writ "It cost me a big chunk of Arts & Entertainment Editor gold within 7 months, thanks in Me," which earned her an ten a song about your life. Her money," she says regarding part to exposure on a strug Academy Award nomination, lyrics have a sort of sneak the buying back of her album gling little cable station called and an appearance on the attack agenda, and when they from lnterscope, "but .it was "Cause I know MTV. Their follow-up albums, awards show. The soundtrack hit you-right in the bullseye much more costly to stay in Welcome · Home and also went on to sell 300,000 you can't help but replay the that situation. lleft the old sys where this . Everything's Different Now, units domestically. Still not CD so · they can strike you tem because it wasn't working, boat will go, didn't sell as well, but still enough to interest the . major again. Unless you've been fol and the new setup is working. received critical acclaim. "The labels. lowing her career from day 1, So I'll ride this train until it Pulled down by fact is 'Til Tuesday sold a lot of "If it's not selling at least a you'll never see them coming. stops." records, but made· very little million records, they're not In fact, a good portion of Currently, Aimee tours on the undertow, money," Aimee says. interested in it," she says. "But Aimee's songwriting has been her own while Penn works on a It's lucky I Her first solo album, that many units is a significant interpreted by her fans and crit soundtrack for a film. Another Whatever, came out just as its amount of records to me, and if ics as diatribes against those in luxury of not having to tour know, label, Imago, started falling · I sell that many, I can actually her profession, namely record within the system: You can get apart. Aimee's disputes with make a living." executives. Though she denies off the train whenever you want How to .row" . Imago's president Terry Ellis To help secure that living, any such -direct correlations, it to. --From Aimee's (who still had her under con Aimee, along with her husband would be easy to draw that tract despite Imago's demise) singer/songwriter Michael conclusion, given her history song "Choice became a series of give-and Penn, created United takes. Aimee gave a second Musicians, a grou"p that allows in the Matter..'' album, I'm With Stupid, and artist-owned labels to share Terry Ellis . kept taking · it marketing and management nowhere. Warners would have services. Aimee Mann has been in released it, but with zero fan She has also joined up the heat of battle with record fare. Aimee dubbed them, with Artists Against Piracy, companies throughout .her "Instant Death Records." which fights the royalty-free entire career. Refusing to cater Finally, a year after its comple downloading of unauthorized to the usual demands of "radio tion, Geffen released l'rn With material. Unauthorized down friendly hits," Aimee's music Stupid. Another label, Giant loading of music hurts artists instead stays truthful to herself Records, put one of the most such as Aimee who count on and whomever she sings popular songs from the album, CD purchases to earn a living. to/about, a truth that makes "Thpt's Just What You Are", on "Britney Spears ... gets record labels nervous. After their Melrose Place sound money up front from whatever all, how can a radio station fol trqck, which gave it a great label she's with," she says. "I . low up a bubbly Sheryl Crow deal of airplay and made lt a don't get that. l have to dip into diddy, such as "Everyday Is A hit. my savings account to make Winding Road" or "All I Wanna "Was it really a hit? I have my record, to go on tour. And Do" with the soul-crushing sad no idea if and where on the there is no other source of ness of "Deathly" or the charts it went," says Aimee. "If income for me ... l can't afford to Academy Award-nominated it was a hit, I'd never see any do it for free."· "Save Me?" Apparently, record money from it anyway." Aimee has turned down labels have it in their heads Then along came offers from other labels. Her that people only want to hear Magnolia, Paul Thomas husband Michael has also upbeat, catchy love songs, with · Anderson's Altman-esque film bought back his new album, only a slight touch of hip cyni about a day in the life of nine MP4 (Days Since A Long Time cism. desperate people and how Accident), from Epic Records. "In terms of love songs, I their lives intertwine with one The independence works in don't think I have the linguistic another. Aimee's music serves their favor as their current tour, skill to express joy in terms that as the film's aural emotional Acoustic Vaudeville, allows don't sound fatuous," Aimee, centerpiece. In what has to be ·them to break free of the stan 39, told the Boston Phoenix. "I the most- moving and auda dard concert norms to try some think that's difficult for anybody. cious scene of any movie experimenting. Aimee and But fm in the record business, released in 1999, all nine char Michael play together in their man. There's always going to acters stop to reflect on the songs (with a back-up band), be something going on that's a evehts of hours and years past while every once in a while, drag." in a brilliant montage. Aimee's comedian Patton Oswalt Her concert at Harper slow piano-and-strings driven, comes in to lighten the mood. College on October 19 was in "Wise Up", plays, and every "Every system that the support of her latest album, character takes a verse and music industry has, has served Bachelor No. 2, an indepen sings over Aimee's voice. each of us poorly," Penn told dent release from SuperEgo "Like one would adapt a the Los Angeles Times. "So Records. book for the screen," says the more systems we can sub She rose to fame in 1982 Anderson, "I had the concept of vert, the more exciting it is." via a rock band formed by her adapting Aimee's songs into a Aimee adds: "Also, there's Grammy nominee, Aimee Mann, self, Michael Hausman, Joey screenplay." something to be said for doing comimg to Harper Pesce and Robert Holmes Magnolia's soundtrack something meaningful ·to you, called Til Tuesday. Their hit features nine Aimee Mann rather than in this rigidly pre came single/album Voices Carry songs, including a cover of scribed way." ··································· the paper ~ Sf)(JNI) lll~il'l' ~ . Page 11 -.-.-.-.:.a:.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-._.,....,,October 23 2000 : ...... ,...., ...... , ...... ,_.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.: . · Ben Harper: paving his own road By. Dan Kurash unique sound. At one instant it music comes from the heart. through many of his songs. He knows what he loves, and Music Edidtor could cut through high sustain You can look Jnto a man's eyes Burn to shine closing track goes for it. Acoustic folk/blues slide guitar, and in the . next and know if he's about music titled "In the Lord's Arms," to with a splash of rock and a "When you love moment sound like a raging or he's just a pirate." me, just shows his trust in god, cherry on top sums it up. electric guitar. Made in the These words are powerful, and that all will be okay when Unique and untamed, raw an·d music and you 1920s, the Weissenborn especially coming from a man he goes to sleep at the end of structurally traditional; Harper love what you shouldn't be played standing who insists on sitting down in the day. gladly accepts his role. up, and Harper knows this. His front of thousands of fans while Harper loves to co-work, Some may view him as a do, you can whole mysticism in music performing. I think that what or create, depending on how Hendrix or Marley rip-off, but only hope that revolves around his neroes. fans love and respect so much one views studio sessions, listen before making that kind Old blues men like John Lee about him comes from his with other musicians. Every of judgment. Hendrix people will get Hooker and Son House, true unique way ofcarrying on album has different musical mainly used loud electric guitar acoustic blues men, played in musical tradition. guests achieving and gaining that wept through the haze, behind what a chair. He does· the same Harper's four Virgin the power behind his music. and Marley chanted freedom thing, with the Hawaiian instru Records albums: Welcome to you're doing." They help to physically put of man with his reggae ment placed gently across his the Cruel World; Fight for Your down in music what Harper sound. Harper has been noted lap. Harper not only uses that, Mind; The Will to Live; and envisions in his music. "Suzie to feel inspired by their music, The spirituality in Ben but also plays with standard most recent, although no less Blue" off of Burn to Shine calls and also by the way they car Harper's music leaves out all acoustics and Fender soulful than all the others, Burn for a live jazz band- ried themselves in life. In fakeness. He makes music the Stratocasters. to· Shine, portray his true one in which probably per no way does he copy or try to way it should be. He rips There seems to be no roots. Amongst bold acoustics formed in the 50s in a down through his songs with a true glamour in Harper's life, just and slide guitars, Harper sings town bar for lovers who be either of them. ness and honesty that singes purity. He knows what he feels. about loss, love, and the power embraced each other in the fire His career thus far has my emotions with his ancient His music speaks for itself. of rejuvenation. and beauty of the moment. been very underground. He delta blues style. Yet some Harper, from his own words at In fact, Harper even used Harper uses harmonicists, cel gets little radio time and hasn't how, he makes it all his own. www.benharper.com: a Maya Angelou poem, titled lists, violinists, various percus really been covered by main Harper discovers tones rarely "I just love music, you "I'll rise", as lyrics to a song, sionists, both drums and cow stream music marketers. But heard from any mainstream know what l'rn saying? When keeping the title the same as skin, pianists, brass players, Virgin did sign him to a long musician. you love music and you love the poem. A djfferent concep and others. deal after hearing some demos The most note-worthy what you do, you can only tual song, "Another Lonely The first time I listened to back in the early 90s showing addition to his music peaks hope that people will get Day," Ben brings a taste of lost him, I became hooked. That confidence in him. I enjoy his through the rare Hawaiian behind what you 're doing. And love into our minds, a true inspiration made me buy all ~is music and what he says. Ben instrument called the music don't lie. Music is the emotional escape. But Harper records because I had that Harper paved his golden road Weissenborn. Much less popu truth . You can look into a man's not only sings of pain, he also much trust to know they would in music, one in wh ich has not lar but much more rare than a eyes and know, because a speaks of faith god . all be worth buying. I love his been walked on until his emer- standard guitar, it has a very man's heart is in his , and S irituali music for one simple reason...... •.•••...... •.•..•...... •.•.•. . . Page 12 . . 1'1, . :~::::;3 2000 ~lllliNCJ f)N~ -·-·----~·-·-·-·-·-·-·-·-·---·---·---·---·-·-·-·-·-·-·-·-·-·-~-·-·-Football; Cross Country, Soccer By Dwight Esau Hawk tailback Colin Carr they had a new leading runner: were joined by Michelle in the game. Sports Information Director ran seven times for eight total John Franzen (Maine Grempka (Buffalo Grove). yards, but scored three touoh West). He led a tight Hawk Women's Soccer Football downs··on short runs. pack in the five-mile event, fol Men's Soccer Playing eight-on-eight The Hawks improbable, Jurgens threw a near lowed in order by Ahmed The Hawks romped to their against a short-handed bizarre 36-35 overtime win school record 55 passes and Alghazali (Chicago Foreman), second win of the season last Waubonsee team in an unoffi over Grand Rapids on completed 27 for 300 yards Greg Baluk (Niles North), week in a 9-0 .win over Prairie cial practice game last week, Saturday proved that the game and one touchdown. He is the Assad Alghazali, and State. · the Lady Hawks scored a sec can turn not only ori a funny first quarterback in Hawk histo Mohannad Alansaari (Hoffman Sheldon Dyer · (Jamaica) ond victory · over Waubonsee bounce of the pigskin, it can ry to pass for more than one Estates). . had a three-goal hat trick. this season, with a score of 7- twist into strange and surpris 300-yard game in a career. In another indication of 0ther multiple goal scorers 1. ing plays that no coach can, or progress, the Lady Hawks had were Shawn Church (Palatine), Leading scorer record would dare, draw up on the Volleyball a full five-member team for the and Luke Zdanowski (Cary- holder Kristina Bratt had four blackboard. Using a series of ''timely first time this season. Tracie Grove). It was the end of the more goals, which won't count In this game, there were and magical digs and saves" Thoele (Downers Grove best Week of the Hawks' sea- in her official stats for the two returns of kicks for touch- by defenders, the gritty, never North), Susie Riemer son, which started with a 2-2 tie season. Sophia Flesor " downs, one team scoring on quit Lady Hawks won their sec (Palatine), Corrie Clarke with South Suburban in which · (Barrington) also had a multiple the other's two-point conver ond match over Triton in four (Hersey), and Kristina Soukop Dyer scored. the tying goal late goal scoring game. sion attempt, the first overtime games (15-11, 5-15, 15-4, 15- for a Harper team in four years, 10). . a tailback running for eight , It left the Hawks 3-2 in the yards from scrimmage and N4C conference and 5-6 over scoring three touchdowns, and all. The Hawks are e~joying one of the most exciting and · their best volleyball season in dramatic Harper football victo the last several years under ries in years. Coach Nick Brescia. TRANSFER GRCC scored with 36 sec "Defenders Katie Puccinelli onds to play to take a two-point (Schaumburg), Angelika Wilk lead. Their two point conver (Hoffman Estates), Courtney sion try wound up in a fumble, Provost (Barrington), and North Park University consistently and Hawk freshman defensive Kristen Kwasniewski (Fremd) ranks in the top regional liberal arts back Marcus Jones. scooped provided the spark in this win," colleges in the Midwest by U.S. News up the ball raced 87 yards to Brescia said. "We had difficulty & World Report the Raic;fer end zone, for a blocking tonight, which made Take ' Hawk two-point conversion those plays all the more impor that tied the score. tant." Generous transfer In overtime, Grand Rapids ·- t ·he· scored in three plays, but their Cross Country scholarships available extra pointkick was wide. · The. Hawk men's team Hawk quarterback Griff shined again in the major col More than 40 majors, Jurgens completed three lege Loyola University minors, ·and programs str~ght passes .for the tying Lakefront Invitational on of study touchdown, the final one a six Saturday in Chicago. next yarder to back Stephen The Hawks didn't finish Berdley. Brian Crawford then high up in }he team standings Conveniently located on the calmly kicked the winning extra in this meet contested largely north side of Chicago point. by Division I NCAA teams, but · . step. Semesters begin in January and August Transfer Information Sessions will be held on October 5 and November 7. For more information call (773) 244-6203 or (800) 888-6728 or email: [email protected]. To learn more about our .. NORTH PARK programs or to get an application, call UNMRSITY ·(773) 244-5500. 3225 West Foster-Avenue • Chicago, Illinois • 60625 • www.northpark.eclu Coach Eliasik calls the play for quarterback Griff Jurgens. ..•..•.•.•...... •.•.•..•...... •. 13 ~.:::::;3,2000 . ~lllliNC. 1'1~ f)N~ Page -·-·-·-·-·-·-·-·-·-·-·-·-·-·'~~~·~~~~·~~~~·'-·-·-·-·-·-·-·-·-·-·-~---·- Hawks vs. Chaparrals By Dwight Esau minutes that started in the mid Sports lnformatiqn Director dle of the first quarter. With Dwayne Williams (Dundee Harper football's Hawks Crown) running wild at tailback wound up a foot short last with 174 first-half yards, the Saturday in its second consec Hawks went 76 yards in nine utive overtime game this sea plays, with quarterback Griff son, a 26-20 loss to College of Jurgens (Chatham-Glenwood) DuPage in a dramatic but slop capping it off with a five-yard PY N4C conference game in TO pass to Daryl Scarborough cornerback Palatine. (Richards). After Zac Crawfords's A second drive was fin Joe White (Chatham-Glenwood) pass ished by a one-yard burst by tries to block interception in the final sec tailback Stephen Bradley for onds preserved a 20-20 tie in the tying score and Williams regulation, the Hawks went 24 ran 10 yards to end a third 1/2 yards on the first" posses drive after a Chaparral sion of overtime from the 25 turnover. RETIREMENT INSURANCE MUTUAl FUNDS TRUST SERVICfS TUITION fiNANE I NG yard line. A fourth down But that was it for the plunge by Ricky Williams left Hawks. DuPage used two big them inches away from the plays to go 61 yards for the Chaparral goal line, leaving the tying score in ttie third quarter, door open for COD. and the defenses then took The. Chaparrals didn't over and dominated the rest of Deferring taxes with waste their opportunity.• On the the way, until' overtime. fourth play of their possession, The Hawks out-gained they threw a 12 yard TO pass coo,· 377-252. Jurgens com TIAA-CREF can be so for a win that indicates that pleted 13 of 28 passes for 152 their renewal record of football yards and a touchdown. is coming along nicely in its Williams had the best rushing rewarding, you '11 wonder second year. . day for a Hawk this season and After a shaky start that saw his own season-best perfor~ two Hawk fumbles converted mance, with 218 yards on 38 why you didn't do it sooner. into early COD scores, the carries. The game · included ·. Hawks settled down and nine fumbles by both teams, surged into a 20-14 lead by the Hawks dropping six balls halftime with a sparkling 20 and losing three of them. One Qf the fastest ways to build a retirement nest egg IT'S EASY TO SAVE MORt THROUGH 1s through tax-deferred Supplemental Retirement THE POWER OFTAX DEFERRAl Annuities {SRM) from TIAA-<:REF. $102,068 . 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Only this one had low ceil Natalie .gives birth to a beautiful shop in, and other than a few I'm concerned, is clean. ("1/2) ings, friendly customer service baby angel in aisle 6, with a lit people getting pulverized by Anyway, to get back to the· and over-all good intentions. tle help from the local librarian, heavy items being stacked too movie. Oh, what a lovely little (Note: This review will not A~d. guess what? Miss Natalie the winner of the Zach high on the top- shelves, I've movie. Miss Natalie's prob have the right effect unless you gets to live there! Gallaghan look-alike contest. never heard of any problems lems end after the first forty read it with a female Southern Oh, wait I left something She wakes up in the hospital with that darling corporation. five minutes, after which time accent in mind. Thank you.) out, didn't I. Yeah, her mullet the next day a huge celebrity, At one point in the movie, she gets hand-out after hand headed, yet absolutely dreamy see because she gave birth in Miss Natalie's baby is kid· out. Sure, a big tornado comes Hi, y'all! young beau leaves here there a Wai-Mart. napped by a couple of hard and kills some people, but you I just watched on my video to pursue his career as a coun At this point, my hateful working Jesus people, know what? That· happens. cassette machine that darling try music singer. My hand on • teenage boy leaned over to me because they say it's a And sometimes, you just gotta little movie Where The Heart the Bible, he does. With and said, "Poor thing's cursed "damnation," see, because it pick yourself up, dust yourself Is, starring that adorable part nowhere to go, this poor little for life, for nothing could be was born out of wed-lock, and off, take that $40,000 inheri Iranian little muffin-top, Natalie angel, Miss Natalie you under worse of an omen then to be that's a sin, you know. Now, tance from your best friend and Portman. Why, t think she is stand, sets up camp in the War birthed in a Wai-Mart." Now, I again, my wisenheimer build yourself a lovely little just about as cute as a basket Mart's camping division. Now, don't know how to comprehend teenage son leans over and dreamhouse for you and your of baby pigs at a Sunday pic what's great about this movie is a comment like that. Many of says, "You know, Wai-Mart daughter. Not only will you feel nic. that it not only lets you care these-what are they c~lled would actually endorse that good about yourself, but the Anyway, Miss Natalie plays about these dumber than peat again?-cynics, that's right. activity." house will keep itself nicer and one of those poor troubled moss characters, but it also The cynics believe that Wai Now, why did h& have to tidier than anything seen in one teenage souls who needs guid lets you do a little shopping of Mart is responsible for most of ruin ~he movie for me like that? of those Donna Reed shows. ance. She gets knocked-up by your own. the country's problems, simply Wai-Mart does nothing but help Oh, I miss her. the local no-good dirty-dog I sat there through most of because they're run by the people its done bodily harm to. Anyhow, Where the Heart mechanic, who has the soul of it saying, "Oh, I could use one Christian coalition and that One guy had one of those Is also stars Ashley Judd as a booze-swiggling country of those ... Oooo, that would they don't believe in prescrib Sony TV's fall on him from the somebody who has lots of pre singing poet (we find that out look just precious on my niece ing the morning-after birth con top shelf, and Wai-Mart, a $70 cious ones running around, later, you see.) One day, they Daisy-Jenkins .. . l'm gonna trol pill to people who may· billion dollar corporation, com kids I mean, while getting beat go to Wai-Mart, and here my have to go to Wai-Mart when need it. Why, I just think that is pensated for his crippled- Continued on pg. 18 ...... •..•..•••.•• . 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The situation altogether support smaller promoters to This sort of thing happens seems devastated, but can keep the focus off of the bigger By Ken Webster Have you ever stopped to con a lot in our city, because we've anything be done to prevent ones. Our city must grow back Staff Writer sider why? been around the longest. It's disco from dying twice? I for the roots it once had. The Chicago underground the DJs versus the promoters: one believe that the best way Something always bothers dance party scene has been me about Chicago. As a whole, more than just washed up. Chicago portrays a terrific city. Much like the Roman Empire THE ROOSEVELT SCHOLARS PROGRAM We have· one of hip-hops with their mass empirical biggest names representing expansion, Chicago's reign us,. and also began the home of over the dance music industry house music. How many cities has reached a turning point. can say that? 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Here, the movie The film also benefits from a score Decisions, gets i biggest laughs as Altman uses by Lyle Lovett. In the film's pivotal Dern's charaCter to satire the behavior romantic scene, Dr. Travis and Bree of upper-class socialites who live only to consummate their relationship in a decisions, shop and sip champagne, never to con beautiful one-take shot while Lovett's tribute or make a difference. She drinks "She's Already Made Up Her Mind" around her kids while showing them plays over it. No dialogue. Lovett's decisions. how to make cookies, and trips over her songs also serve as the film's final furs when half-heartedly making an punchline, a one-verse one-line tune effort to join the family in a group hug. that sums it all up. And the next one Altman doesn't waste time in getting Dr. T and the Women may put off the audience to feel uncomfortable. people who only look for action and a you malcals a blggle. The opening shot of the older women plot-by-numbers storyline, but should be Soon you'll eam your Assodate's Degree. And theai' what? How about a Bochelor's getting an examination had the women seen by people who crave adventurous filmmaking. Altman has returned, and Degree from DeYry? in the audience shifting in their seats. From this moment, Altman has made it now more than ever, we should be Professors with mal-world experienc:e will teach you in small dasses and well clear that he has returned to his roots, grateful. equipped lalts. You11 eniof hands-on learning that g!Yes you the skills you need to leaving behind the more story driven mmpete and suaeed in IOday's technology based business world. material of years past, such as The Choose from Badlelor's Degrees in Aaoun1ing, Business Administration, Gingerbread Man and Cookie's Computer Information Syst8111S, Electronics Engiaring Tedmology, lnfonncdioa Fortune. 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