<, the paper Page 2 October 23, 2000 -·-·-·-·-·-·-·-·-·-·-·-·-·-·-·-·-·-·-·-·-·-·-·-·-·-·-·~·-·-·-·-·-·- the paper. 10.23.2000. Volume· 1, Issue 2. ation ,the Utiivet This Is Ours, 2000. Anonymous Critic members, even if we consider him an editor. Besides, how the paper~ supposed to be sutunl~we to t is the student pubrication for appropriate for speaking to All rights are on reserve, until . , The staff of the paper would was he supposed to know that the Harper COllege campus the future rulers of your then, we wait. like to thank our biggest fan, the midday heat would melt his community, but· is inst a world. 'Any negative feed­ the "Anonymous Critic," who hair to the window of the back will 'be met Win .han>h. Note: Our check bounced at so courageously dissected our school van and that the Jaws ->,->X -;,·:t;_, __ . ·. " . ·,' the copyright office. Guess it first issue without ever reveal­ of Life would be needed to , coo.""na~g "11:1 Jm·· f oonseq~nces: 9\h, -~" =~~~ . would help if we had account­ ing their identity. Their pro­ extract him from the vehicle? our solar system by the pran· 3. We only ~· acce eash, et Zorg. tentatively sched· please do not send check or ing software to manage this found insight into our first issue uled tor 1he third Supd8y of money orders. The system beast. So, any unlawful repro­ allowed us. to see the error of Tom next l'l10f'Jtt,t; weather it,r by wHiCh your y is duction of this material, or our ways. We now realize we - :?;- :< - --*' ' naughty thoughts about its should have never even Once again, any references to 'ting. fhff ~Is distti base(J. ... win. .· be des. the . 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Isn't it We would like to apologize to enjoy this indentured servitude ironic that the name you are so the family of Jenny Geheb for said .advertlsinf) i apacl~ thing. angry with us for changing, any pain and suffering our ta: reader , ~ fn$ · . ' the Q0[1 sf' of actually means: "A person that labeling her "the ripest peach Earttt. Staff Members initiates or pioneers a major in the bushel" may have change." For future reference, caused. Upon further .review, Any mishandling of staff mem­ please address your critiques the staff of the paper recog­ bers by small forest creatures to "All Mighty Lord of the nizes her disorders as "fun for was done under the close Universe," and if you so wish, family get-togethers," especial­ supervision of OSHA and the refer to yourself as "Weak and ly Oktober-fest, and deems her KGB. Any mishandling of Dan Spineless One." Just so we worthy of finger food and slip­ Kurash by small forest crea~ know it is you. pers, just don't let her get her tures was consensual by both greasy mitts on that damn parties and occurred all nine Beeswax remote, she has definite con~ times in a small padded closet trol issues and an insatiable off of company property. Way Any beeswax damage to col­ appetite for "Facts of Life" to go Dan. lege pr9perty should not be reruns. blamed on one of our staff ·s . for someone "special" to my spare seven minutes a with. _,_<>\/, .., • .,. infomercial: Nads, anything remove unsightly ear hair. the paper Page3 October 23 2000 , · -·-·----~·-·-·-·-·-·-·-·-·-·-·-·-·-·-·-·-·-·-·-·-·-·-·-·-·-·-·-·-·- Think you can draw? ~Eta:.;--~---:--~-----:....._ ____~~-----,iliiilfliCiliil Prove it 0 ut-.~~~ar-------- ~ • I -tA,l \l'~ .. We have teen many stu­ • Tit' rnt(~~ <::" ~ dents sitting around the art '01\"( ~61"'. ~ ( department just doodling in 5 ~' \.•• II.SI) At "v their ·sketchbooks, and we c L.O"" •¥-'- . ,.0 ""~ 1l Ul,.,.~ "' ~ know there is a lot of talent at "";) ~ 'Ho (..Wt"t-'1' 'J • this school. We want that tal­ f.aA&'i: ent working for the paper. Rules for submission: the comic must be on white paper with black ink. ·The sharper the image, the better. It needs to be a re-printable size, no larg­ er than 1/4 page horizontal, or 1 column verticle. Computer images must be binary tiff for­ mat at a resolution of 300 dpi., 100% size. So ... what are you waiting for? Get to the drawing board. Burnt Toast burnttoastcomics@ hotmail.com b Rana l J.-., I> Wlo-.l'-1 (U"t\,........,. ~~.. + ... t.-~ t.l\ ....~ 1~ .,-~\4> o~ Of= n+os«= ,, Ctt..'1 Fota. ~T'bt-l .. T'\\\Nb~ U\A.L~ If'S ueT' SOMCnme-s? A Pt.AtJT, I t$t-\'f \t? •sl'l'' / Co~V~·.-.:::•=.r- A 'l(f~ETAt.lE. Staff Personals: them too " Favorite Singer: I paint toenails, do dishes, Barry Manilow. if asked, make pasta in nose that tastes like bub­ m and smells like fish . -the paper Page4 -·-·-·-·-·-·-·-·-·-·-·-·-·-·-·-·-·-·-·-·-·-·-·-·-·-·-·-·-·-·-·-·-·-October 23, 2000 F·or111er ·Harper teacher runs for Congress By Brian Samuelson election over newc;:omers. "But Pressl "supports deductions for meeting these needs, and blood" and "new ideas," some Staff Writer why is that," he asked. It is,· in the cost of college tuition and much to the disappointment of change for the changing times, part, due to the fact that people fees and supports full funding Dr. Brueder. Finally, Pressl was for this new millennium with In 1974 , former Harper generally vote for that which for student loans," whereas asked the all-important ·cliched ­ which Crane has failed to teacher and Northwestern they know, candidates whom Crane was "one of four mem­ question that candidates run­ change. graduate Lance Pj essl wei- they have grown accustomed · bers (who) [voted] against the ning for any political office most With all that said and done, corned U.S. Congressman Phil to; and that ,. incumbents are, Higher Education Act Re­ often hear, why vote for you in November 7th is just a little Crane to Rolling Meadows High according to Press!, "granted authorization, against financial the upcoming ·election? "The over one month away, and per­ School. As Rolling Meadow's · unlimited access to campaign aid." I had a chance to speak desire for change," replied haps the voters could use a Student Council President at resources" such as money. But with Pressl before and after his Pressl. change, and one for the better. the time, Pressl had no inkling why then would Pressl run if he appearance iri a political sci­ He touches on the fact that Is Lance Pressl the right man that he would be running knows the odds are against ence. class. I asked him, if opponent Phil Crane has for the job? Why don't you against the veteran incumbent him? Because, the average elected, what he would do to lacked the desire for change for decide? Crane n_early a quarter century age of a person in this district is bring about change to ensure the past 31 years, which is why later. 36 and Pressl himself is 43, an that his policies come about. congress needs some "new Today he is doing just that. age he believes the voters can His answer was to give it "good Using his wife a~ the main identify with more than with the old-fashioned hard work and source of financial support for age of the incumbent that has determination." "The willing­ his campaign, Pressl is running been in office for the past 31 ness," he said, "to work on both for congress in·the 8th congres- years. sides of the line." To be open to sional district this upcoming fall. If it is the policies of the the opinions of both political On Tuesday, September 26th, candidates that the people in parties is something democrat­ Pressl visited Harper to speak the 8th congressional district ic candidate Pressl practices to the students about his cam- will be voting for come and republican opponent Phil paign and issues facing the stu- November 7th, and not simply Crane does not. Pressl also dent body· as well as the nation. nam ~ recognition, then their talked to "Who can guess what my decision needn't be difficult Harper president Dr. chances are in facing a 31 year because Pressl and Crane dif­ Brueder that same day and I incumbent in this election," was fer on "almost every topic," asked him what that conversa­ Pressl's· question to the stu- according to Pressl. Where tion encompassed. dents. "Slim," was the answer Pressl was for "supporting the The topic of the referen­ received. Pressl cordially reduction of class sizes," Crane dum discussed included the acknowledged the fact that tra- called for the "elimination of the "need for higher education." ditionally incumbents have a U.S. Department of Education." According to Pressl, Phil Pressl (right) meets l:lis future opponent flS Rolling Meadows student council president in 197 4. 95o/~ chanc,.. e........ o _f ~w"""'"in... n... in..: g:;.....t..