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ANDREW OFORI wide range of factors and allots the results' announcement last them a relative weight. week, viewing the THES figures as Imperial College's consistent All universities have received an extremely dubious. According to research excellence has been increase on last year's awards in the finance department £ 1 70 mil- emphatically rewarded with the cash terms, but the high flyers have lion is a more accurate estimation princely sum of £104 million in of IC's research funding, but the research funding. This is the largest increase on last year is apparently amount allocated to any university only slightly above inflation, with in the country, according to the one department source stating "we Times Higher Education UNIVERSITY FUNDING 1998 99 don't think we're that much better Supplement. The figure is made up off than last year". The amount of money from the Higher £l04m includes revenue from tuition fees,
Education Funding Council for ' :; i!':-.i.Jj?C:. i«0m which "causes us some concern". England, as well as the college's £84m It is felt that the college is in a generic income from joint projects £79m slightly more vulnerable position
with industry. The amount is a 5.1 % . £74m than last year, as the funding is the increase on last year and places Manchester £52m source of academic staffs' salaries, Imperial above Cambridge and . ': £45m and difficulties with the collection Oxford, who were rewarded £90 / Southampton £44m of student fees could strain college
and £84 million respectively. 9. £43m resources. The 1998-99 allocations are the i 0. Sheffield 141 m On a national scale academic result of a research assessment staff are exposed in having to rely exercise carried out in 1996. This so heavily on student fees. David assessment was also used to assign ySllll::: ii PMS'fiBMWsSSiM : i i i i i i i WSSM iTriesman i , General Secretary of the last year's funding levels, but Association of University Teachers, Imperial received less as some of its was far from contented with grant was used to support those clearly prospered to the detriment Government spending; "The univer- who performed badly in the assess- of the lesser universities, with 24 of sities are hanging on- by their finger ment. This time Imperial has the 135 higher education institutes nails. We recognise a serious effort retained its full award, leaving the gaining monetary increases below is being made to inject stability, but HEFCE to pay the aid bill. The inflation. it remains a constant problem while assessment procedure, which is still Imperial has avoided getting all the big policy decisions for high- under development; considers a caught up in the rapture caused by er education are on ice." College Steal STA Deal
DAVID ROBERTS on top of last year's loss of the which at present generates in Union Bookstore and recent excess of £ 100,000 worth of extra The Union has found itself £42,000 attempts by its successor, funding for Union clubs and per year worse off this week as a Waterstone's, to take over the sta- services. result of a move from College With 270 new students The which has been described by arriving on campus in Students' one senior source as "black- October, ICU have been left mail". College has demanded a with no options but to accept Newspaper 70% share of the proceeds gen- the deal, leading Andy Heeps, at Imperial erated from the space rented to ICU President, to describe STA Travel, which at present this as "the worst week of my College goes directly into Union fund- Presidency." In a letter to the ing. If the Union do not accept I Rector dated 10 March, Mr this deal then the Rector, Sir I Heeps laid out the terms on Ronald Oxburgh, has stated that I which the Union accepts the Issue the planned jCR development 111 deal; "That the Union is rede- will not go ahead. f 1111 veloped over the summer The edict from Sir Ron comes Photo: Mark Smith vacation... that the Union is shortly after College attempted not financially disadvan- 1 3 March to force the Union to pay £ 100,000 tionary and card trade on campus, taged... that the College affirms its 1 998 for the desperately needed renova- senior figures view this as the next commitment to seeing Union tion, and thus some see the move step in the Rector's master-plan to as being purely cash-driven. Coming remove ICU's entire trading arm continues on page three NEWS 13 March 1998 Football Club Fracas News in Brief.
(Take Four) (Students Affairs) to the current THIEVES WASTE team. They will be responsible for DAVID ROBERTS However, a football spokesman the welfare and academic affairs suggested that the damage caused COMPUTER of students, currently undertaken The ICU Football team has landed by the party should not be over- by the President. itself in controversy once again. stated; "A few expensive items A computing student and two The same motion also recom- The latest incident took place at were borrowed from the hotel. intruders were involved in a fist- mended that the president of IC the Kensington Park Hotel during They will be returned... Otherwise fight in the Huxley building last School of Medicine Students' the team's Annual Dinner, only two it was no different from any other week as the men attempted to Union has sabbatical status for days after a Union disciplinary ICU sports bash". He went on to steal a lap-top computer. two further years before falling in found the fourth team guilty of add "Kids ex. beer - they just don't Although nobody was hurt, the line with the other CCUs. bringing the Union into disrepute, mix". computer was broken in the scuf- after a match at Bath resulted in a Coming on top of other ICU fle and the thieves escaped from string of complaints from Bath's football related incidents this year, the building unhindered. Ken STUFF PINCHED Student Union. including the incident at Bath and Weir, Chief Security Officer, Having booked the Hotel with the destruction caused by the stressed that on no account Residents from Brabazon House, £500 cash - and thus without the Hammersmith pub crawl last should any students put them one of Charing Cross' halls, prior consent of the Union - the November, which led to all IC stu- selves at risk in this way, but returned home last Friday after- team then proceeded to enjoy dents being barred from several should call security, on 4444 for noon to find the new video themselves in their usual fashion. pubs, this is being seen as the last immediate action on any emer- recorder and Nintendo 64 games Consequently, the Union found straw by senior Union figures. gency or security alert. system absent. After a few hours themselves faced with a bill for Severe disciplinary action is of general enquiries it was con- damages totalling £1034 on anticipated. cluded that they had been stolen. Monday morning. The bill includes 5th'SABBATICAL Preliminary investigations failed to "an entire silver cutlery set and a reveal their whereabouts and the painting, which had been torn Please Note A new sabbatical position will be police were called in. down and urinated over". Faced created for 1CU in 1999 - 2000, if The scene of the crime was There will be NO Felix next with the bill Andy Heeps, ICU a motion passed at last week's sealed off while police investiga- Friday (20 March). Watch out President, has declared that he will Union Council is approved by col- tions were carried out. There was for a special bumper Easter edi- force the football club to foot the lege. The position, to be contest- no sign of a forced entry to the tion on Wednesday 25 March. bill or face disbanding. ed in the elections next February building. will add a Deputy President Mines Rock Teaching Awards
TONY OFORI graduates, unparalleled library facilities and good staff-student The departments of Materials, relations. No other institution has Earth Resources Engineering and achieved full marks in this subject the Centre for Composite with Oxford and Cambridge man- Materials scored full marks in a aging only 23 and old rivals joint Teaching Quality Assessment Camborne School of Mines scrap- carried out at the beginning of this ing 21. Other departments in IC month. were also assessed, including The assessment was conduct- Chemical Engineering and ed by the Higher Education Aeronautics, but failed to score full Funding Council for England and is marks. Prof McLean, head of the part of a national investigation into Materials department hoped that the quality of university education. this mark would go a long way to During the week long assessment a giving the department "recognition team of inspectors rigorously for its high standards". analysed various aspects of the The proud teaching staff of Mines. Photo: Mark Smith In the meeting where the tesult departments, classified as materi- was announced, Professor als technology, ranging from cur- Terezopoulos from ERE reminded riculum design to student support. the assessment was to ascertain The Dean of the RSM, the gathering that "Nobody is per- More importantly the standard of whethet departments are meeting Professor Rees Rawlings, revealed fect", to which the Dean replied, "I teaching, learning and self-assess- their attainment targets. However, in a meeting with students that think we're approaching it." ment was explored in detail to dis- this is not to say that those which they had scored 24 points out of a cover exactly how good the educa- aim low get good scores as the possible 24. The assessors high- tional package is. It is important to mark also reflects how the high tar- lighted the excellent links with note that the primary objective of gets are. industry, the high standard of the 13 March 1998 NEWS BUSA Put it to Bed
ANDREW OFORI allows medics to represent either their parent institute or medical The dust has finally settled con- college on an exclusive basis. cerning Imperial's place in the Other students of the university will British Universities Sports only be allowed to represent their Association. It appears that IC will own institute. The system has suc- be permitted to take part in com- ceeded in placating several other petitions as a 'hybrid' entry. The London universities and their subject has proved to be one of respective medical schools, and this year's most contentious should ease the transition from issues, causing numerous debates affiliate to merged subsidiary. It within ICU as well as the wider has been agreed that the system London student community. will be used until 2001, when all The issue arose because of the the universities involved will use medical schools' merger with their single entries. There is a possibility parent institutes throughout that the BUSA executive will refuse London. At IC the debate centred to give the final approval at their around South Kensington's wish to next meeting on 15 June, but the join with the medics and enter as a chances of this are being dismissed single applicant, while IC School of as "negligible" by ICU. Medicine Students' Union insisted Charlie Joynt, Deputy President on having two independent entries. (Clubs cv Societies), is relieved that Last Friday in Birmingham the the issue is at an end; "It got off to BUSA executive convened and, a shaky start - IC council didn't apparently, laid the issue to rest take the right attitude to start off with a decision to allow universities with, however we went back to the in the London Division to compete drawing board, came up with a in BUSA as 'hybrid' entrants. better plan and convinced London Hybrid entry is an ICU idea, and of the plan's worthiness". Anjit Chaudhuri forced to run down the walkway wearing only women's lingerie, after being purchased at the successful RAG / C&G Slave Auction on Tuesday. Full story next issue. Photo: Matt Kempton continues from front page that the Union Executive agreed to spend £300,000 on the essential facilities remain and expand..." redevelopment of the ground floor In his letter, Mr Heeps also of the Union Building during the Imperial College pointed out that under the summer, this puts ICU in a precari- Memorandum of Understanding - ous position. It has also been a the agreement by which College major factor in the recent resigna- determines the basis of the Union's tion of Brian Roscoe, the 1CU Shop existence - the areas designated for Manager Summer Ball the Union include "the space cur- It is the long-term strategy rently occupied by the Travel behind the move which has caused Agencies... and Sherfield Room the greatest concern. Fears that the 216C [the site of the present STA College's goal is to remove the TICKETS ARE NOW AVAILABLE Academic Travel shop] in accor- Union's right to trade, and replace dance with the terms of the lease the income generated with FROM THE UNION OFFICE agreement approved by College on increased central funding may 9 November 1993". Although this sound harmless, but Mr Heeps document is currently being rewrit- sums-up the feelings of many in the ten, the present version is still valid. Union in his letter, saying "such a 45 pounds - Students However, most senior figures ques- move would breed a dependency 50 pounds - Staff tioned believe that the Rector could culture, which would lead to the have it overturned almost at will. Mr downfall of the Union's identity and Heeps also notes that the Union pride... It is therefore essential that http://www.su.ic.ac.ukySummerBall/ paid £25,000 four years ago to have the Union receives a guarantee that the room developed so that it could the Union Shop, Newsagents and [email protected] be used by STA "converting it from a refectories continue to exist as ser- catering storeroom into the retail vices run by students for students... outlet that currently occupies the so that threats which currently space". emanate from the College can be On the financial side the out- quashed". In the end, however, the come comes as another blow, com- chain of events means that the JCR pounding the loss of income from development should now go ahead EDS the Bookstore, for which an appro- in time for the arrival of the medical priate level of compensation has still students in the Autumn, and the not been agreed, a year after the cost must now be borne in its closute. Coming in the same week entirety by College. Sjgf 4 LETTERS 13 March 1998 Letters to Felix.
You complain of ICU 'removing CASH QUESTIONS funds' from the C&.GU. As far as I THA BOMB! am aware, funds are only Dear Felix returned to ICU at the end of the Dear Felix, Since becoming Acting Honarary year, as with all clubs. The Union I am an Indian and like many of 111 gHlf IC Medics'ran Pitch Battle Junior Treasurer of City and Guilds operates a budget system, where- my brown/black friends, I'm into College Union recently, several by you submit an application for black music (soul, swing, hip hop things have come to my attention, cash before the year starts, stat- etc). The problem with IC is that most of which are related to the ing how much money you want there aren't many nights dedicated "fund with no name." and what it is to be spent on. to our kind of music so we end up It appears that the reason why Subject to approval, this is what having to go to clubs to enjoy it. the CCUs are failing to provide the you will receive. If you don't need This ends up costing quite a bit, service expected of them, is not just all of the money, it is naturally especially since we go out so due to poor union officers, but also returned to ICU at the end of the much! We went to the OSC due to a lack of funding from ICU. year. More money may be claimed Welcome night last term and 1 have In the last few years C&.GU has from the Union's Finance Council, to say, it was really shit. So when who are quite happy to fund justi- FELIX lost several thousand pounds of self we saw the advert for Tha Bomb in generated income and five year plan fied applications. Felix, we thought it would be pret- money to the "fund with no name." Union money may be spent on ty crap but decided to go and 1111 This is only significant when I social events, but cannot be used check it out anyway. I even called Issue explain what these funds could have to buy food or alcohol. This is not some friends down from Reading been used for. because the Union is mean, but University. 13 March 1998 Self generated income is the because it is illegal. Only money I have to admit that the night only money that can be used for that is earned by the club itself was bloody brilliant, especially as it www.su.ic ac uk Felix social activities under ICU Finance (self-generated income) used. only cost £1 to get in. The music rules. This means that several thou- However, you should realise that was great, the drinks were great, Felix, Beit Quad, Prince Consort sand pounds that could have been SGI is still union money and as there were even great cocktails Road. London, SW7 2BB. used to run bar nights and subsidise such is subject to the usual tot- (which we don't even get at the Internal tel: 58072. lax: 48072 C&C dinners, etc. has been taken by ting-up at the end of the year. If clubs), the UDH was packed! I was external tei e*v rax. o i / . ~) M ou/i. ICU from C&GU and placed in the your SGI forms a large part of very impressed, the two fire alarms Urgent out-of-hours internal; "fund with no name." your total income, there may be a did piss me off though. 48086, external: 0171 594 8086. Five year plan money is the case to set up a reserve account Why has it taken you so long to F.maii: [email protected] money that could have been used to keep hold of it, but this is gen- work out that you CAN make Friday to refurbish the C&.GU office and erally only applicable if it actual- nights at the Union enjoyable for Felix is produced for and on behalf buy new computers for use by the ly exceeds the Union grant. people like me and my friends. I of imperial College Union C&GU clubs / societies. You concerns over regalia are told my friends from Reading that Publication Board. This is just the start of what also unfounded. While ICU are this sort of thing happened all the appears to be a trend of moving the planning to sell the ties, scarves time, and I think it should. What Felix is a registered newspaper money from the CCUs to ICU. etc from the shop, they are doing would be out of this world would ISSN 1040 - 071 I If this trend continues as it so with the co-operation of the be if you could use the whole of seems sure to do, then the CCUs CCUs, who were unable to sell the building, including dBs, every Copyright© Felix 1998. Photo- will cease to operate altogether. them effectively. Furthermore, so often. Tell other London Unis graphic copyrights remain with I hear rumours now that ICU they were not making any money about the music, the cocktails etc. photographers. wants to move the sale of regalia on the sales, do ICU is really I am so sure you can make this into from C&GU to the ICU shop, reduc- doing them a financial favour. something really big, so please can Printed at the Imperial College ing the income of C&GU again. This If C&GU are not able to fund you try to make this a regular Union Print Unit, Beit Quad, is a direct parallel with the way ICU occurance and give us something the projects they require, it is Prince Consort Road, London, lost its bookshop last year. about our Union that we can boast almost certainly due to bad bud- " 1. about: Tha atom Bomb! If the funding crisis of the CCUs is geting and financial incompe- Email: [email protected]. not ended soon, then it looks more tence, and certainly not some Darshan Arun EE1 and more likely that the CCUs will union conspiracy. 1 hope you will have to unite and fight against ICU. look into these matters more Editor: Jeremy Thomson If the CCUs act together, they carefully before making a fuss at HOME SWEET Editor without Portfolio: have the majority vote on ICU ICU Council. C&GU have enough Mark Baker Council and can overthrow any more problems at the moment, with- HOME News Editor: Ed Sexton. stupid plans that the anti-CCU mega- out one of their exec making a tit Photographic Editor: Ivan Chan lomaniacs on council may have. of himself at Council. Ed Dear Y.L. Features Editor: Jon Trout The new exec will have a tough I was really touched by your let- Music Editors: job to try to rebuild C&GU, but if ICU ter to Felix [1 109, 27 February]. 1 Jason Ramanathan and Alok Jha will help them, especially financially, ERR... WHAT? don't really understand any refer- Film Editor: Chris Hickey they can start making C&GU work ences to dogs in the accommoda- Arts Editors: Danuta Pieter &. for the student population again. Dear Felix tion office. (But then 1 intent to Juila Harries Please visit the C&GU office on I think you goat and Bollocks, leave my name on this letter.) Literary Editor: William Lorenz level 3 of Mech Eng occasionally. music bad Bugger off Bastards You made me realise it was Sports Editor: Jake Thome Yours campainingly lots of love about time I got off my bum and Games Editor: Mark Baker John Quantrell RocSoc introduced myself, so here I am. Right Hand Man: David Roberts [email protected] My name is Tasha Newton, and I'm Delivery Last Week: Ed Sexton the ICU accommodation officer. In short I represent you and another 13 March 1998 LETTERS 5
9,499(ish) IC students in all matters There is nothing wrong with not lik- the Summer when flights of 5 hours Championships. to do with where they live. ing football, each to their own, but or more are possible, you can take If anyone has any Naturally, I feel awful that you what is irritating is the Man Utd cul- a winch launch and spend the day questions about ICGC or felt there was nowhere for you to go ture of pseudo-fans who are only racing around the countryside using gliding in general, then E- when you had hassle with interested because football is in nature's energy, for less than £20. mail me on Error! Bookmark not Clayponds. Has 1 been in the office, fashion and have tried to share in The best gliding weather is from defined, and I will be glad to help. you could have come to me, and if the club's success by just buying a March-October and, although it Alternatively, we have weekly you're worried about next time, get shirt or using a Man Utd product. In does take a while (40-60 flights is meetings (Thursdays 1-2) in in touch. Anyone who needs to, can the process almost all other league average) to go solo, learning is part Aeronautics Room 254 where peo- phone or email me, or drop in a note clubs are damaged, especially sec- of the fun. Gliding is one of the ple can join the club, arrange to go to my ICU resources pigeon hole. ond and third division ones, as the cheapest and most enjoyable ways gliding and find out more. Our Tasha gulf in money and interest between of learning to fly, even at non-uni- main aims are to give everyone the 0958 707 415 the top and bottom in football is versity clubs where flying similar chance to find out what gliding is [email protected] pulled further and further apart to gliders costs around three times as like and to help people to progress the point where clubs fold. This will much. We also run subsidised as fast as their money and free time be illustrated next Wednesday courses and tours during the holi- will allow. If you have any com- MONTE CARLO OR when any bar or big screen will be days, and experienced members ments and suggestions about how twice as full for the return leg than it can train to become instructors, and we can make gliding more accessi- BUST would be if any other English or take part in cross-country competi- ble to students, I would be very Scottish team represented the UK in tions (where pilots race each other interested to hear them Dear Felix Europe. I'm afraid that this now on tasks of around 100-500km) and Thanks for your time everyone, There can be no one who loves represents the unacceptable face of aerobatics competitions. Andy Holmes, ICGC. their country more, however 1 will football and the sycophants Gliding is a satisfying, fun and be backing Monaco against attached to Man Utd are the worst diverse sport, suiting both people PS. Anyone who would like to try Manchester United in next and most persistent offenders. It who just want to "get away from it gliding, but doesn't want to "gam- Wednesday's second leg of the must be best for all who genuinely all" at the weekend and people who ble" their membership fee before Champions league quarter finals care about the British national game want to combine exhilarating flying they find out if they like it, can book and would advise anyone reading to see Monaco leave the Theatre of with an intellectual challenge. a non-member's introductory flight to do the same. You don't have to Dreams victorious and put a brake ICGC has the gliders, facilities and for £18. We will reduce your mem- have held a season ticket, travelled on this runaway delirium. instructors to train people from bership fee by £9 (to £20) if you hundreds of miles to see Doncaster Richy 'Digger' Brown their first flight up to solo standard join the club on the day of your play a meaningless home game, or and beyond. The best example of introductory flight. turned out on a freezing, wet this is ex-student member Afandi PPS. The first 5 people to E-mail January evening to see Luton in the GLIDING PLEA Darlington who started gliding with me can have an introductory flight Autowindscreen Shield to under- ICGC and, at the end of his 4 year and ICGC membership for £25. stand what lies at the heart of an Dear Felix, Aeronautics degree, came 2nd in apparently unpatriotic decision. I am writing, on behalf of the British Junior Gliding No, one only has to care about Imperial College Gliding Club, to football and be concerned at the thank everyone who came to visit strengthening hand of commercial- us on Thursday 5th when we had a HAIR NEWS HAM NEWS HAIR NEWS ism and merchandising in the glider parked on the Queen's Lawn. game. These are aspects of the For those people who didn't know modern game which are increasing about this, our reason for doing so controlled by a vain, soulless band (apart from it being the club's 68th of people who buy the gear now anniversary) was to advertise our HAIR CUT that football is fashionable but do offer of an introductory flight for not actually ever turn up to a half-price (i.e. £9 instead of £18) to match. You only have to visit anyone who joins the gliding club £8.00 almost any town or city in Britain to this academic year. be appalled that Manchester An introductory flight consists UNISEX UNISEX UNISEX UNISEX UNISEX United replica kits outnumber any of a briefing by a qualified instruc- INCLUDES: other team. This is the modern tor, followed by a 10-20 minute social problem of the popularisa- flight (dependant on weather con- CONSULTATION with stylist to discuss your style, try tion of football which has manifest- ditions) in our two-seat training a new look and learn how to manage and control your hair. ed itself largely upon Manchester glider. Membership of ICGC allows United, presently by far the most you to continue learning to fly in A- SHAMPOO followed by Herbal Conditioner and scalp successful team around. This must our gliders at only 12p/minute (free massage. not be taken wrongly by genuine after 2 hours), and also makes you Reds fans who will realise along a member of Lasham Gliding V PRECISION HAIR CUT by fully qualified hair stylist, experienced in modern hairdressing. with fans of the game that the cur- Society (the biggest gliding club in rent manager and team are the the country) where we are based. - USE OF HAIRDRIER with complementary gel or best package the English game has Lasham has the best launching mousse to finish your style. seen for years and the vast majori- facilities in the country, and our ty of those who pack Old Trafford launch fees are subsidised by the OPEN 9-00AM - 6.00PM are as genuine as those who rattle Union giving us a 40% discount. Last Appointment for Hair Cut 6.00pm around in Belle Vue or Spotland. This means that on a good day in Phone tor information oil other special offers, e.g. Perms. Highlights, Tints.
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ICU Promotional Video It's Election time! Once upon a time, there was old, retain any profits received from its Publications board posts for old document called, although trading activities or rental charged A promotional video for ICU is next year are up for election. nobody knows why, the to its franchises to fund legitimate currently in the planning stage. They are: Memorandum of Understanding. student activities." Doubly strange If you think that your club, soci- Chair, Treasurer, Secretary. Archaeologists, after years of then, that the document dates ety or event should be included Phoenix Editor, Alternative studying the bizarre and bewilder- from the same period that histori- then contact Mark Baker in the Prospectus Editor, Web ingly complex language, have come ans believe formed the beginning Felix office, or at to the conclusion that is was an Editor. of the Legacy's great empire build- [email protected]. agreement between what is now If you are interested take ing era - subsuming a little book- Please get in touch in you called the Great Impetial World shop, travel agent and bar before yourself, a proposer and ten would like to help with the Legacy and something called moving on to annex other campus- seconders to the Union organisation or filming too... "Imperial College Union". Says the es, universities and entire coun- Noticeboard on the Ist floor There will be a meeting on document: "The College will con- tries, but we all know that. Indeed, of Beit Quad (opposite the Tuesday 17th to talk about what tinue to involve its students", what- the document was in force during office). should be in the video - feel ever they are, "through the this entire period (though it was Then turn up to the free to turn up! Imperial College Union, in discus- watered-down in 1998) but must Publications Board AGM on It will be held in the Clubs & sion on all policy and administra- have been totally disregarded; take Societies Resource Centre at Tuesday 24th March 1998, in tive matters concerning students' for instance "ICU may occupy... in 12:30 on Tuesday. Felix at 6:30pm social, cultural, welfare, sporting, order to fulfil its legitimate role and academic and other appropriate may allow outside organisations to interests."(it was written in the use whole or parts of it for any City and Guilds College Union Needs You: days when sport and cultural activ- agreed purpose... No 4. Sherfield ities were still permitted by the Room 216C [STA Travel] in accor- Positions still need to be filled for next year: Legacy). Stranger still, it appears to dance with the terms of the lease actually offer concessions to ICU: agreement approved by MPG on 9 - Ents Officer - want to organise big and great events? "Any changes to this document... November 1993", in place when, - Publicity Officer - Got better ideas than Saatchi & shall be as a result of full consulta- according to a rare surviving copy Saatchi? We want you. tion with ICU and as finally deter- of the evil anti-legacy newspaper mined by the Governing Body Felix, the J YA shop was taken by - Guildsheet Editor - Your chance to slag off the RCS [Power and Fortune to the the college without consultation or to 3000 students. Legacy]." What can it possibly Governing Body approval (Power mean? Let us look inside... and Fortune to the Legacy). Please come round to the City & Guilds Union Officer, Room Here we find the greatest sur- But then again, the Legacy 340, Mech Eng, for more information. prise of all - the Legacy allowed would never have got where it is allow ICU to operated and profit today giving concessions to weak, from trading activity on its own subversive influences such as this property - "1CU may continue to Imperial College Union seems to operate legitimate trading activities have been! in the College", and "ICU may
THE Please Note HAIRSALON There will be NO Felix next 15a Harrington Road Friday (20 March). Watch out FELIX for a special bumper Easter edi- South Kensington London SW7 3ES tion on Wednesday 25 March. (1 Minute walk from South Kensington Tube) WEEK CUT & BLOW DRY MONDAY Arts Meeting - 1 pm. For all inter- BY OUR TOP STYLISTS ested in exhibitions and theatre Free CDs! Features Meeting - 1pm. If you £15 LADIES want to write or layout features, Well, not really... £13 MEN take photographs, or just have an idea, come along. The Haldane Collection Normal Price £30 Books Meeting - 1 pm purchases music which can be borrowed by any member of Film Meeting - 12 noon. the library.
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One of more useful things about public hear what its supreme body themselves suspended, although Hon"- members and ex- having new governments is that they was discussing. Instead it is used they may soon be unpaid. There are members of the Cabinet and take a fresh look at affairs, and find now to interrupt debates, something certain limits to what can be done party leaders) will no longer it politically a great deal easier to which it can do to good effect. within disciplinary policy - a person receive preference in the change them. With this in mind, one Another ridiculous regulation up returned by a constituency should speaking order, to allow all of the first acts of the present for the scrapheap is the rule that a not just be told he can't turn up or Members to receive equal treatment Government was to form a cross- Member must be "seated and cov- vote anymore, since that goes within the chamber. party Modernisation Committee, ered" to make a point of order dur- directly against the principle of One of more interesting, and which looked at ways of making the ing a debate. Opera hats are placed democracy, but there are certain perhaps most important recom- Commons more user-friendly. This at strategic points around the cham- things that can and it seems, will be mendation from the committee was has just submitted its report to the ber, and whilst one is being passed done to redress the balance. On the that certain bills could go through House. This report covers aspects of Parliament more slowly, taking two the debating process itself - more Hamish Common years rather than just one. The fundamental changes to the ways administrative nightmare of allowing MPs work and live are months, if not the Channel Tunnel Rail Link Bill to years away. Westminster take longer than a single parliamen- Some of the things that are like- tary term (period of time between ly to be scrapped seem to have long Queen's Speeches) was generally lived past their usefulness. Under Eye considered to be senseless waste of present Parliamentary procedure, if time. This would prevent debacles a Member shouts "1 spy strangers", such the law creating the Child the Speaker must call a vote on to the Member making the point, issue of general behaviour within the Support Agency, which was rushed whether to ban "strangers" from the they tend to cover their head with a chamber, various ideas that were through without proper scrutiny, room. Strangers are people within piece of paper. The vision of an MP proposed (mainly by the new intake) bequeathing us the present mess. the Parliamentary building who are making a serious point on parlia- were discarded: Members will still The minutiae of parliamentary not Members or Peers. The name mentary procedure whilst wearing a address the Speaker, rather than procedure may seem dull to those Strangers itself is up for review - it is silly hat has, in the view of the each other; Members will call each not involved (if you think this lot was considered not particularly welcom- Modernisation Committee, "almost other "the Hon Member for [con- bad, the don't read Erskine May, the ing. The procedure was originally certainly brought the House into stituency]" rather than by name (this 600+ page guide to procedure: vet- adopted to prevent agents of the greater ridicule than almost any was to make it more difficult to refer eran MPs say they still don't under- monarch listening in to debates and other. We do not believe that it can to each other quickly, to stop stand it all) but it is vitally important reporting the results back to the be allowed to continue." debates degenerating into slanging in the passage of sensible legislation palace. It was also used during the The House is also cracking down matches); Members will still vote in and maintaining Parliament high in Second World War for security rea- on bad behaviour from its members person; and finally, the Speaker can the public esteem. If the sons, although it could never realis- - showing a new sensitivity to public still hold Members to account for Government can do this well, they tically be used now, since it would opinion on its rowdiness and ill-dis- their behaviour. One change will will certainly have left at least one not look too impressive for a consti- cipline. Presently, Members can occur though: members of the Privy good legacy to its successors. tutional democracy not to let the obtain some free publicity by getting Council (those who are called "Rt [<{^CS ChemDfaw Pio - [Untitled document-1 ] iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii in II [7*1 File Edit Tools Obiect Structure Text Curves Color" Estimate Window LJ I— : i; "TO |G£|H| m\ ! 1 1 H 1 ^l