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Recommended Citation "Central Florida Future, Vol. 24 No. 29, December 3, 1991" (1991). Central Florida Future. 1105. https://stars.library.ucf.edu/centralfloridafuture/1105 J COLLAGE • 9 OPINION • 6 SPORTS • 16 r ,.) Animaliberation! show/ Campaign promises Arena floor makes big concert raises hair not kept this semester debut in UCF Classic ... . .Future© Serving The University of Central Florida Since 1968 )
BOR interviews final ·candidates for president
by Jennifer Burgess make opening and closing remarks. Questions asked STAFF REPORTER ranged from minority recruitment to personal leader ship styles. The final four candidates for the UCF presidency During candidate interviews with the Presidential met with the Board of Regents last week for a final Advisory Committee, BOR Chancellor Charles Reed I round of interviews. traveled to the homes of the final candi- ' Thefinalfourcandidatesare: dates and interviewed the people who come l,. •Ruben Arminana, the vice "/ am not afraid to take in contact with the candidates. president for finance and devel ositions on important "I visited students, faculty members, Ruben Arminana said in his opening statement that t opment at California State Poly P community leaders, colleagues and admin- he is too big to walk on water but promised instead to technic University. issues." istrators in all the different institutions "swim with us" if appointed the new president ofUCF. • John C. Hitt, the interim because we wanted to see how they were Arminana has a vision for UCF. He said the univer- president from the University doing at home," Reed said. . sity must push harder to achieve excellence in under of Maine. ---:- Ruben Arminana According to Reed, the next step in the graduate studies. The university must also be a basis •Arlene Okerlund, the aca presidential candidate process is for the committees to do "a lot of for research. Arminana said the community surround demic vice president for San consultation." ing campus plays a vital part in this excellence and Jose State University in Cali- The Presidential Advisory Committee plans to bring together the town and the university. fornia. will make comments to the BOR. Reed will then make In moving from a vice president to a president, •John Shumaker, president of Central Connecticut a recommendation for the new president. The Presi Arminana said he expects a few changes such as losing State University. dential Advisory Committee will vote on the recom his personal privacy. The interviews with the BOR consisted of60 min mendation. According to Reed, UCF's new president is utes of questioning. Candidates were ·also asked to expected to be announced on Dec. 4. SEARCH continued page 3 UCF students get help &om-Health Center's new psychiatry program by Jena Schillings chiatrist on campus." The cost CENTRAL FLORIDA FUTURE is' to be underwritten in the health costs students already The problem of mental" pay for, he added. health at UCF is beginning to Langdon said, ''We are in be resolved. the process of recruiting, but At present, there is very we haven't found the properly little in psychiatric help -on trained and motivated person campus. But John Langdon, yet." director of the Health Center, If everything goes well; the is working with Robert program should be imple Harman, director of the coun mented by the fall semester of seling and Testing Center, in 1992 while more decisions will d~vising anew psychiatry pro continue to be made during gram at UCF. The program the spring. The program should involves a psychiatrist being prove to be an asset to UCF, he on campus for half a day or one said. - . day a week. Only UCF stu Iri the past, students with dents will be able to use the any sort of psych~logical prob THE BIG SWEEP . program. lem were being sent off cam TJ Collazo, 7, from Boneville sweeps the new floor of UCF's Arena.UCF kicked off its The psychiatrist will have a pus to see- Dr. Martin Kane. basketball season this weekend with the UCF Classic. (Charles K. Morrow/FUTURE) temporary office located in the The counseling and testing Counseling and Testing Cen health care professionals were ter. · making the off-campus refer Health Center officials are rals for students who were in in the process ofestablishing a need of more help than the Students act in CBS studio tour budget and recruiting a psy center could provide. chiatrist. "The object is to in The students had to go Favorite exhibfts-included 'Family Feud' and 'The Price.is Right' crease mental health care on through an appointment pro campus due to the increasing cess to speak with the consult by Jennifer Kosloski like a small version of TV," said UCF student volume of students on cam ant psychiatrist, Langdon said. CENTRAL FLORIDA FUTURE Keith Herry. pus," Langdon said. He also This process was see:miilg to AT&T, IBM, Nestle and Mazda were some of said the program is "entirely take to much time in order to ~ A miniature version of CBS TV became a part the companies that presented this tour along with dependent on finding the right be of any help to the students. of campus Nov. 21and22. The CBS College Tour CBS. Prizes and free food were given out, and a person for the situation." The reason for the off-campus came to town, with eight different activities that CBS Tour squeeze bottle was given to those The program for next year referral was because UCF can related to the programs the network offers to students who visited all of the booths. The most will cost about $25,000 and not prescribe medication to daytime audiences. popular attractions were "Family Feud," 'The Price will be taken out of the Health these individuals. These attractions included "Family Feud," Is Right," Comedy Quiz and Studio CBS. "The only Ce~ter's budget. LeVester "However, this situation is "The Price Is Right," "It's Your Call," (where one one I've done is "Family Feud." I'm back again Tubbs, vice president of Stu- not working and the health students became sportscasters), Coming Attrac to redeem myself because yesterday-I lost with . dent Affairs, is also being con center is now in the process of tions, Comedy Quiz, The Weather Station· and zero points," said UCF student Alexis Henley. sulted on the issue. Tubbs said trying to provide a readily Studio CBS (where ordinary college kids were he thinks that it will "probably available resource," Langdon transformed into serious soap opera stars). "It's CBS continued page 4 even be cheaper to have a psy- said.
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by Rebecca Falcon . - I went from just realizing what tinued saying that the BOR STAFF REPORTER a college education could do for should be talking with deans of me to getting excited about what law schools and'medical schools During an interview with the I was learning," Hitt said. to find out the performances of Board of Regents, UCF presi "That explains my dedication UCF graduates. dential candidate John Hitt ex However, Hitt said one of the plained his views ofhigher edu most crucial steps in develop cation as "access without qual "The most important ing a stronger academic insti ity is no bargain at any price." chapter in my life goes tution is to simply capitalize on Hitt went on to explain that what the university already has access to allow an education at back to my days on a in existence. a university with a growing stu college campus ... " "UCFhasastrongpositionin dent population will not be use technology and there should be ful without quality. Hitt said -John Hitt a way to capitalize on that so the university should look at presidential canttidate people would see UCF as a ways to improve efficiency and leader in technology," Hitt said. utilize the education program that Hitt explained the role ofpart UCF already has in existence. to higher education ... because I nerships as being a vital tool in Hitt explained tha_t his dedi know what it meant to me." the capitalization of UCFs aca cation to higher education be Hitt said the BOR could help demic strong points. He said a gan when he was a college stu the educational developments university needs a common dent. "Themostimportantchap of UCF and its students by in theme -partnerships. form working relations with the administration.He said the presi ter in my life goes back to my vesting its time into following Expanding on the idea ofpart community leaders, public dent would be the key player in days on a college campus when upon UCFgraduates. Hittcon- nerships, Hitt said UCF has to schools, UCF students and the fomring these partnerships. Momentum important tO keep UCF going by Rebecca Falcon process flourish first," Shumaker said. "So often they STAFF REPORTER get caught up in the out reach and forget about the academic growth." "I'm more the orchestra leader - I try to find the However, he said that he would not see rais- musical selection and make sure all the ing tuition as a problem if the instruments play well together," saidJohn quality of students' eduction Shumaker, UCF presidential candidate, ''The role of the adminis was suffering. Shumaker in explaining his role as a president. added that he would first look During an interview with the Board of tration is to make the toward his own administra Regents last Monday, Shumaker said academic process flour tion expenditures before con tbat there are three initial steps a presi sidering raising tuition. dentshould automatically ass\lme: spend ish first . " Shumaker said that former ing time on campus, strategic develop - John Shumaker President Steven Altman did a ment planning and fund raising. presidential candidate fine job in getting the momentum He explained that although it is im for development started and that portant for a university to be involved it is crucial to keep the momen with the community, it is even more important to be tum going. Altman resigned this summer amid reports John Shumaker said it is important to focus on aware of what is going on in the university itself. ''The · that he he had used an escort service for massage role of the administration is to make the academic the university itself. (Jim Ferguson/FUTURE) therapy. SEARCH FROM PAGE 1 greatest accomplishment. He consid she has at San Jose ershis greatest accomplishment as "be State University, as He said it is important for a univer ing a good father." the academic vice sity president to use time effectively to Okerlund said it is important "not to president. prevent the president from "burning let quality deteriorate" at UCF." Okerlund said out." Okerlund has made several achieve- there is a large di..fler Armffiana is a be- ments in minority re ence between a vice liever in trusting his cruitment but is op president and a presi "intellect and guts" "Allowing students to en posed to lowering dent and thatit will be when making deci ter the university who are standards to allow for "a totally different job sions. He said it is im the admittance of mi as president." She said portant to know the val not qualified is of no ser nority students. She she is ready for this ues of the institution. ''I vice to the students." said, "allowing stu position and that it is OKERLUND AR Ml NANA am not afraid to take dents to enter the uni important for a uni positions on important -Arlene Okerlund versity who are not versity president to be out in the com- 0 kerlund said she has been in is.sues," he said · presidential candidate qualified is of no ser- munity. · education all her life and feels UCF Arminana has vice to the students." Okerlund said she did not seek the is on the "upswing." This growth, she faced economic, lan- She said she is position as university president with said, is largely due to community guage and cultural barriers. He pur ready to take on the job of university out doing research about the campus support. . sued his doctorate while holding two president and knows the job involves a and community. She said she needed The four candidates were among jobs and raising a family. In spite of large time commitment. However she background information about the uni six chosen as finalists. Michael this, he does not consider his academic is use to commitment and said she feels versity in order to be a serious candi Hooker and Clara Lovett, withdrew or professional achievements to be his this is similar to the time commitment date for the position. their names fro~ consideration. · Important news to know ,
II The Student SearG_h Committee chose Ruben Arminana, the vice president for finance and development at California State Polytech University, as its candidate for president. II The Board of Regents should choose the new president on Wednesday moll).ing. II This will be UCF's fourth president since the school opened in 1968. 4 The Central Florida Future December 3, 1991 • CBS done a College Tour. UCF was P.A. R. T. Y. FROM PAGE 1 one of 50 other schools selected to participate in the Tour. CBS BE BEA « "'The Price Is Right' was a chose UCF primarily for its lo gamble. It is something you see cation and good reputation. "It's PROACTIVE! LEADER! great," Manney added. "They on TV and now you get to do it," ( said Little Manney. . should do this every year. It's a - BE BE "It's something to do and it's good form of stress relief and a free," said Rob Schear. "I liked· good way to socialize." INVOLVED! I-FORMED! the comedy. It was better than , "CBS said that this was one of r Jay Leno." the highest turnouts they've had "For a day I felt like a star, onthetour,"saidChristineivanov, WANTED: Caring, patient, sensi and for once I felt 'Bold and head of CAB's popular entertain tive male or female to help Beautiful'," saidAnnaSellinger. ment committee. CBS provided This is the first year CBS has the prizes and their own power. .improve the quality of student iife. Must enjoy meeting new MAJOR IN CAREER SUCCESS 11-IROUGH people and sharing useful infor AJR FORCE ROTC. mation. Commitment to one year • of service a must. Excellent benefits: ·friends, networking, . \\1 1ether you 're 111 ajori11g • i11 a hi~li l y S(>C'ci;ili 1t•cl area or knowledge, improved self-esteem, sel'ki11g <1 lm1;1d cr lil>nal arts cclu ca lion. you c.in build a h1gl1 er l<'wl of /o/u/ not to mention income. <-.t rt'l'I pult• 11t r,d .10111 Air f'rn rr HOTC. ' / .. That or1c !'>!('(> distir1guislws you ilOO\'C' all others in you1 fi eld . It shows that you're serious about culti Part Time: Graduate Assistant ,·ating grt:illt'r long-ln lll oppor ~tunities . lt gi\'es you the Now Hiring clianr c lo ckwlop ll';1drrship skills that will serve Peer Educators • throughout your life. Call C;iptnin Kel.ly J. Owens Det 159 Applications must be received by Dec. 13th. • · (407) 82J-lL4 7 Starting date · mid-January Applications and a description of the positions and • ::~-;:" ------~=_~_~---~_;::_=~~:_=_:_>~· j duties are available at the·CAD AC/REACH office in I ~ · .id t •rs li ip F.\('l'lil'lllT :;ia-rb 1l t· ri· the Wellness Center. For more information, call I "" ------• ... •.• ...... 823-5841 or 823-5456 • 1 OOA, STUDENT ·DISCOUNT • • • HEADS EAST WITH THIS AD • : HAIRSTYLING • -· • • : STYLE CUT • • $995 • • • ! Professional Stylists • • Walmart Center Appt. or Walk In • • • 10661 E. Col. Dr• 282-1754: ••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••• PRESENTS••• the semester finale r------~-----, I Wednesday Night is • • • I PURPLE RAIN : Co!~a~~~oE~!~~r!R!!.!:~;~~z·z : Wild Pizza • 6:30 8t 9 pm • I I 1 20 oz. Drafts $1@! 1 Congratulations to CAB1s : 50¢ Pizza Slices! l Popular Entertainment Committee ~~~~~!~~~-~-----~~~~J for a successful Fall semester!! FINALS STRESSING YOU OUT? Shawn Abernathy comedy ~fl~~ ·Richard Andres Jordan Brady• Comedy Sportz • Elon Gold Brian Atkinson with our Rich Hall • Jeff Marder • Don Reed • Mike Stacey Boand • lbD@IE~~IEOO Mike Bosley Saccone • Jonathan Solomon James Buird novelty m~~~~IJ@rn: Alison Case Tom Deluca (hypnotist) • Dan Horn 1fl1IJ~[ll'1)[1>0~Lr Carla Cordoba (ventriloquist) • Mark Nizer Ouggler) Cherie Courtade moviesc ·DaVid Dixon The Doors • Madonna: Truth or Dare 0 Gale Ha11orlh C•MA-OOH240) is offe-rin'1 ~~s)>onneny ·. Purple Rain Rodney Dube" music special loUJ rates at ucr for Grant . K~lly The Catherine Wheel • Dead Serlos • Greg Joanne Holden J¢ff Hunn Eyma • The Generators • The Ippolito • STRESS RED~CING MASSAGES ... Masoild~Karimzadeh Principle• Life & Times• Lovegocls in Robin Kelley Leisure Suits • Davey Rocker • Runaway .. Beata Kobeszko Mark Sabatino & the Philhannonic Conver Students: $f5 per half hour . Kerrie Linn gence • Del Suggs • Rebecca Tex faculty /Slaff: $20 per half hour John Miller s ecialties Lisa Nates CBS College Tour • Pontiac All-Star Comedy Full one hour session: $:25 Deanna Peckham Caravan • Fun Flicks • Karoake Dance Night . Simone Roseland Brenda Sanchez much more to come ..• ~ 'i1 rn~~ ~mm ID ID o~ ~ what are you waiting for? • are also available {free) to consult (did someone say •camp-out"????) Special thanks to Stephanie Schatz with y'ou about colleee anxieties. Thanks to WUCF-FM & Heat 640-AM ~~~-CAB:::: (SJ]" UNIVERSITY oF CENnw. FLORIDA C.Pll Acrmre 11111 CALL THE CAMPUS WELLNESS CENTER X3584t for their support of CAB
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• GET NOTICED performed at 4 and 8 p.m. Mon areas as horticultural therapy, mer 1992. Internships are avail Submit works to Western Po It is time once again for pro day in the SCA. The event is conservation ecology, pest man able in development and fund etry Association P.O. Box 49445 duction of the Spring Semester sponsored by CAB and free to agement, graphic arts and public raising, public affairs, marketing, Colorado Springs, CO 80949- Calendar. All department deans UCF students with a valid l.D. relations. sports marketing and archival 9445. and directors wishing to have The cost for guests is $5. For more information write·to registration. their dates and events featured Cynthia Baker, intern coordina For details contact Will Lunn • LEARN ABOUT AIDS in the calendar need to send them •BOTANIC INTERNS tor; Chicago Botanic Garden P. 0. at the National Soccer Hall of World AIDS Day is Monday to: Student Center 203; c/o Applications for the 1992 in Box400Glencoe, IL60022-0400. Fame at (607)432-3351. and National HIV/AIDS Aware Wendy Wesley; Campus Activi ternship program at the Chicago ness Day is Dec. 2. ties Board P.O. Box 26000 Or Botanic Garden are now avail • BE A SOCCER INTERN • DINOSAUR ALIVE Numerous health agencies lando, FL 32816. able. Interns are needed by the Back to Nature Wildlife Ref and AIDS support groups Internships are available in 3- National Soccer Hall of Fame to uge, teamed with Silver Springs, throughout the state are taking • NUTCRACKER BALLET 12 month increments providing assist in research and project will exhibit an assortment of wild part in activities to "share the chal "The Nutcracker Ballet" will be for 40-hour work weeks in such management for spring and sum- animals including a timber wolf, lenge" and educate the public. fox, owls and snakes from 10 • HRS is offering an interactive · I a.m. to 4 p.m. Saturday in the AIDS education video, "AIDS University Park Plaza. The i r 101," for $25.76. Call (904)487- new program, "Dinamation: Di 2478. ''Because It's A Jungle nosaurs Alive," featuring a life •Counselors can provide a vari size animated dinosaur will be ety of helpful information at toll Out There.'' demonstrated as well. free Florida HIV/AIDS hotlines. Call Heidi Higdon at 366-1394 The numbers are 1-800-FLA HAPPY 4:30 - 7:00 for additional details. AI DS (English), 1-800-545-SIDA 10:00 - 12:00 (Spanish) and 1-800-AIDS-101 •WANTED: POETRY (Haitian Creole). HOUR • 2 FOR 1 DRAFTS Aspiring poets are inv~ed to ·Free one to two hour HIV/AIDS • 2 FOR 1 HOUSE WINE send one or two original poems education classes are being of DAILY • DOUBLE COCKTAILS of 30 lines or less on any subject fered by the American Red Cross for possible publication in the covering the basics and com Western Poetry Association's monly asked questions. Call894- 1992 summer poetry book titled 4141 for information on upcom "Voices of America." ing courses. r------," 2 FOR 1 CHICKEN WINGS "Luxury (407) 366-6225 Appartments You Serving Dinner from 4:30 P.J'v1. 829 Eyrie Drive Oviedo, Florida 32765 Can Afford" (407) 366-6225
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Jason DiBona and MarkDogoli have promised and l have accomplished. Let us review some things stated. First of all, they claim that they are working for higher educa tion funding. OK, so some letters have been writ ten to Tallahassee, great. But is that a RESULT? We;re still experiencmg cuts and iarger and fewer classes. This isn't DiBona and Dogoli's fault, but when they claim to be working toward this goal of New world economic order prevails better funding, then they should also say that nothing has occurred. Everyone should.be writing Ed.Bowes controllers and contributors to our planet's G.N.P. and letters, not just our senators. overall economic scene. They control the planet's tech nology and crea~ its commercial goods. Secondly, transportation across campus fr:om CAMPUS ~OMMENTARY ~ When the G-7 met this past summei: in London, the outer parking lots into the campus core was prom commanders of our world economy sat down to a white ised. The LASER system has begun, but can they ooking for a small change of pace, I seek to man's banquet, with the exception of the Japanese claim ALL the credit? The LASER system doesn't escape the riational scene this week, snap on a Prime Minister. provide across-campus transportation anyway. L macro lens and glance upon this world of ours Saliently, the Japanese stand in the G-7 elite as the foreseen producers of the world. Overwhelmingly, the Parking was part of the transportation promise. and its ongoing changes, primarily its economy. More than 50 years ago, Adolf Hitler dreamed of a Japanese are the world's bankers. By possessing the 10 It's great that the Art Complex will be providing new world economic order linking all seven continents largest banks on the planet, the Japanese are indirectly parking spaces for students, but what about this and all seven seas. By 2000, Hitler fantasized of a one the controllers of capital and thus, the money supply semester? Is this a RESULT? world economy arising out ofthe ashes of WWII where, investors of production. Furthermore, they possess a Registration is a another claimed result. SG "is of course, Germany and Japan were the supreme linguisbc, cultural and of course, financial stronghold currentlyworkingwith the administration to imple victors. over the economics of the Far East. Just as Hitler In Hitler's economic utopia, there would be three envisioned, the Japanese are able to take the profound, ment a Touch-Tone Add/Drop system for upcom layers in the world economic system. '.fhe Arayan contemporary creations of culture (transistors, micro ing registrations." Working on is not a result. It is Cacasiod would be at the top, creating all the world's chips, robotics, chemicals, etc.), and productively pro . \ not complete, not a reform. culture and, thus, its products. The higher duce and implement them into the world markets. Financial aid - another result for the DiBona Mongolianoid, or Japanese, would fall culturally below According to Hitler, hanging under the ways and means of production are the ones who labor the long team ~ There are new jobs for students in the the Arayan and succumb to him by maintaining, bank ing, producing and marketingthe goods born out of the days and nights, making the fundamental products. library. That's great, but how ar-e we deciding who supreme Arayan mind.. Most of our textiles originate from the far east (China, gets these positions? On need, on looks or how Hitler, as well as many other social Darwinists ofthe Korea, Taiwan, etc., or who Hitler called the "lower about ifthey can work the hours the library needs? day, honestly believed a world economic order made of Mongolianoids"). I bet you could turn out the· label on Further, is this proper use of financial aid? the separation of cultures into three levels, would your pants or shirt right now and see "Made in China . t However,DiBonaandDogolihavemade achieve definitely prevail. This interesting future world con ... Taiwan ... Korea ... Singapore ... etc." Some world products come to us from the cheap labor ments worth noting. cept ideally was envisioned as one implemented by the assumed world rulership under a Nazi-Japanese part of South America (food, cloth, coffee, cocaine, rubber, Minority services is more extensive, the campus nership. However, under the inevitable properties of etc.). Other fundamental products come from the Middle environment (a hard thing to measure) does seem evolution as outlined by social Darwinism, it had been East (oil), which brings us to an interesting point. Ifthe more active these days. CAB probably deserves the conceded that, iffailure were to come to Nazi-Japanese G-7 economically control the world, how do the Arabs credit there, though. world conquest, a culturally stratified world economy (stemmingfrom the Australoids and Capoids), figure in with all the oil that is the energy and perhaps the most The one main negative issue that The Future would indeed arise, despite a different world political configuration. important foundation of our industrial world? feels shoUld be brought to the attention of everyone Taking a step back and looking a tour world economy Again, the G-7 are the economic controllers of the is the fact that part of DiBona's campaign promise today, we can't help but be a bit perplexed athowfitting Middle East Region. Despite the Arabs having a good was that senators would m~ tables around cam it is to the one envisioned by a fanatic Hitler. degree of political autonomy, it was Britain and the pus once a month to make themselves available. If it was inevitable that the world economy would U.S. who originally invoked the drilling and oil discov ery expeditions. And it is the G-7 who make sure the This has not happened. It would be nice to see what become highly integrated by 2000, the breaking up of the Soviet Union is the ultimate flag of such. Now with the free flow of oil continues to the West. Furthermore, the we voted for. It would not take too much to sit for possibility of flexible trade zones spanning from our own United States takes good care of keeping a foothold in a couple of hours to meet with your constituency. Eastern Seaboard, into an economically unified Europe, that area of the world, especially through the presence Many students do not know who their senators are across the potentially powerful market of Eurasia (fom1er of Israel. and may not know the best way to go about reaching Soviet Union), to the highly productive and wealthy Japa If there be any shed of truth to come from the them. However, ifthe senator sets up shop in a main nese nation and Pacific rim, is there any similarities frightening world of Nazi Germany, this may very well between the economic world order dreamed up by a mad be one. With the break up of the Soviet Union, it is area ofthe college ofrepresentation, students will have Hitler and the one arising today? · inevitable a new world economic order will prevail. Ac;: better acress to their voire in SG. First, we start at the top. Today, the world's seven economics and politics are two fraternal twins " Reality, a funny place, can be hard to find. What fully industrialized economies (known as the G-7) are walk hand in hand, it is all too captivating to think of is difficult is when you realize that fantasy is so the United States, Canada, France, Italy, Germany, how close our new world order may come to that of one much more fun. Britain and Japan. These economies are the executive envisioned 50 years ago by Adolf Hitler.
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The Cenlral Florida Future are those of the newspaper or individual columnist and not necessarily those of the Board of Publications , University Administration, or Board of Regents. Letters to lhe Editor must be typed, maximum of 300 words and include the author's signature, maier and phone number. Letters are subject to editing for grammar and space and become the property of the newspaper, subject to their publication. The Central Florida Future is a free, non-profit newspaper published twice weekly during the academic year and weekly during the summer. All meetings of the BOP are q:ien to the public. The Central Florida Future December 3 1991 7 All the issues that can fit with all the right answers has AIDS may not be as good for AIDS awareness as more of the bonds, then this doesn't work out. The real Roy Fuoco you think. Since his announcement, many AIDS activ problem with deficits is out-of-control spending. Read ists would have you think that the problem has been Milton Friedman sometime. He, betterthan I, explains SEEING THE LIGHT ignored in the '80s. It seems as if their only solution the dangers of too much government spending. would be to pass out free needles, condoms and pour Economy-Business leaders, government leaders ne last column, so many issues. So here are more money into research. Well, money has been spent and labor leaders· need to get together and plan long some vignettes on the important issues of the on research, and for arguments sake let's say that more term business strategy to bring manufacturing jobs 0 day that hopefully will spur thoughtful debate. could be spent. But spending more money doesn't mean back to America and to make American products more Abortion -is a simple, yet volatile issue. It centers that a cure will be found quicker, and that's a danger competitive. The U.S. has the potential to regains its around when life begins. Pro-lifers believe it begins ous assumption being made. As far as condoms are position as the builder of the best goods in the world. earlier than the pro-choicers. If pro-lifers are right, concerned, they have an 18-20 percent failure rate in The question is will it happen? than abortion is murder. If the pro-choice people are use as birth control. It's hardly safe sex. SDI (Star Wars) - Money should be spent on at right, than abortion is no worse than any other optional Defense spending-With the thawing of the cold least research. Ignore the naysayers who say it won't medical procedure. Both sides firmly believe in their war, there can be savings in defense spending. First, work. It may or may not, but the research should not point of view, so we have the great dispute. A question: take most of the troops out of Europe and Japan. Just stop. Think ofhow many scientists who said we wouldn't If the choice solely befongs to the women after concep leave some naval bases in the Mediterranean and air walk on the moon or looked down on other adv:ance tion, does the father (in cases out of wedlock) have any force bases in Britain. Keep the navy and air force ments. Research should never be discouraged. responsibility for child support? strong and have provisions for rapidly moving troops Taxes -Cutt.ax rates for everybody and do away Animal rights - For the moment, let's accept the and equipment. With the so-called peace dividend, with all deductions. Economic decisions should be fact that humans and animals are equal among living don't spend it because.you really don't have it. made on the 1basis of the economic soundness of the beings as the animal rights people would have you Deficits - On the one hand, deficits aren't neces decision, not on the basis of the t.ax code. think. Ifthat is the case, then what is the problem with sarily bad. Interest payments go to bond-holders, and Responsibility-This one area in which many prob eating other animals. Fish eat other fish and some the money works its way back into the economy via lems can be solved. If more people took responsibility for carnivorous animals will eat other animals. investments. But this only applies ifthe bond-holders their actions and not try to pawn it off on society or AIDS - Magic Johnson's announcement that he are· American. With the Japanese buying more and government, many problemslike AIDS would not be as big.
World political problems Solved by 1V's 'Grudge Match' the retail value of the crown jewels? Dave Barry VIEWER: Oh, Jim, I would say WELL f\l\CECAST over $2,000. . TRIBUNE MEDIA SERVICES ANNOUNCER: Amazing! We have 11-tERE, EARL ! another viewer on the line. hen people ask me, "Dave, what is VIEWER: Jim, last week my sister-in a good way to turn my brain into law bought the exact same type of brooch W suet?", I always recommend cable and paid over $1,500 for it. TV. That's where you find, for example, ANNOUNCER: No kidding! $1,500! your fishing shows. These are shows wherein VIEWER: She wore it to lunch with two guys wearing bi1led caps stand in a boat Elvis. and fish. That is the entire plot. xxx As they fish, the guys engage in witty . My favorite part of the home-shopping repartee, such as: shows is when they sell stereo systems. FIRST GUY: Yes sir, I think I'm gonna ANNOUNCER: Doreen, after seeing cast again. several close-up shots of this stereo system SECOND GUY: I'm fixin' to cast again on TV, would you say that it appears to have pretty soon . excellent audio quality? • FIRST GUY(casting): Yes sir, Ijust now VIEWER: Oh, Jim, yes. casted. ANNOUNCER: SO you'd say that this SECOND GUY: These billed caps must is a terrific deal? have cut off the blood flow to our brains. VIEWER: I surely would. Every few minutes the action heats up ANNOUNCER: And would you say when one of the guys reels in-surprise l that Nebraska is made entirely of Spam? a fish. You'd think that, just once, for vari VIEWER: Oh, Jim, definitely. ety, they'd reel in a brassiere, or Michael J. xxx Fox, but no, it's always a fish. In fact, as far I don't have room to discuss all the as I can tell it's always the same fish. I other excellent sho~s on cable TV. There believe that at one point this fish was also a are half-hour shows starring Richard <1) 1991 Tribune Media Services, Inc. Simmons, the whole point of which is to sen· regular on "Hollywood Squares."· · All Rights Reserved "That there's a nice fish!" the guys al;vays say, ANNOUNCER: People are looking atthis item and you videotapes starring Richard Simmons, who dem- although in fact it has about 217 holes in its lips from asking, "How can they be selling a gorgeous synthe- onstrates exercises that will, if you do them conscien all the other times it has been on this show. The guys sized magnesium brooch with the solid gold-colored tiously, tum you into Richard Simmons. display it, then let it go, whereupon I imagine it swims met.allicized pin clasp and beautiful four-carat gemlike · Late at night there are LONG shows wherein men to the lake bottom and reads the script, which says: stone, an estimated retail value of $1,2000, for only whohaveacquiredgreatwealthandhaveallthE!money "NOW BITE THE OTHER GUY'S HOOK" $5.97?" The answer is that we are ACTUALLY LOS- they need and never have to get money again offer to · I am fascinated by these shows. I stare at the screen, ING MONEY ON THIS DEAL. tell you their secret, in exchange for money. mouth open, grouper-like, thinking: If people will sit OTHERANNOUNCER:That'sright,Jim. Wefailed - There's a show called "Grudge Match," where two and watch two men fish, what else would they watch? to take our medication and our brains malfunctioned ordinary people settle a grudge by fighting each How about two men trying on shoes? Or two men and now we're DELIBERATELY GOING BROKE other in various events, including one called "Trash picking their teeth? ("Earl, I'm working on a sliver of · SELLING BROOCHES. Can Heads," where - I'm not making this up-they pastrami over here.") ANNOUNCER: To prove what a terrific value this put garbage cans over their heads and butt each Don't laugh. People will watch virtually anything on is, we have a viewer named Denise on the telephone. other. This is clearly how we ought to settle disputes television, INCLUDING A SHOW MADE UP EN Denise, looking at this brooch on TV -which experts in the Middle East. We could have Israeli and Pales TIRELY OF COMMERCIALS. Ifyou want proof, tune agree is the best way to evaluate an item of jewelry- tinian leaders go a couple of rounds of Trash Can in to home-shopping shows. Usually you'll see a close would you say that it's an excellent bargain? Heads, with Ted Koppel as referee, then everybody up of jewelry - sometimes ugly, sometimes truly VIEWER: Oh, Jim, definitely. I saw a very similar . could buy a brooch and go fishing (''Yasser, I think hideous-butalwaysatan AMAZINGLYLOWPRICE. brooch in a magazine article about the crown jewels. I'm gonna cast again"). What do you think? I think I You know this because the announcers tell you. ANNOUNCER: Really! And what would you say is need more medication. The Central Florida Futur.e December 3, 199 1 8
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Activists press for animal rights while wearing leather shoes by Alissa Barber IHill@! E!:~!~:~e;:~n~~ ····. Titled Shame, the concert, like last year's Fur is Dead, featured more . bands than you can shake your butt at playing at the Beacham Theatre and Beacham 's Jazz and Blues Club, along with tabling by People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals. The evening was chock full of good music and good causes As the beer commercials that are in grained in our collective consciousness say, it doesn't get any better than this. All introduction aside. I arrived at Beacham as Braille Closet was playing and caught most of their fine .but · unexciting set. They are undoubtedly good at what they do. but they didn't exactly set the night on fire. Afterward, a viewing of rare leopards and tigers was presented by Tiger's Eye Productions, the point of which escaped · me because I wouldn 'thave thought these animals would have Beacham as their natural habitat, but it did seem to add to the impassionoo pleas of Animaliberation! to save these animals. I suppose some extraneous bitching could be done about the fact that the crowd screaming for the Finishing the evening next door at the end of the fur industry did comprise Jazz and Blues Club, Granddad jangled some leather-wearing people; but their way into your heart. Smelling and doesn't every little bit of awareness sounding kind of like R.E.M., Granddad help? I'd like to think so (no. bitchers. was nevertheless one of the great musical I don't wear leather). moments of the evening (besides, I have Black Cats and Bottle Rockets took already slain my critical credibility by the stage and set the packed crowd at admitting I like Motorhead ... ). Beacham in motion with their energetic The most.frustrating thing about the sound. Next door at the Jazz and Blues evening (selfishly concentrating on the Club, Cat E. Wampus had a large and music as I am prone to do) was the near appreciative audience for their dreamy. impossibility of seeing every band, as "stream-of consciousness with an edge" some played simultaneously and the event (thanks, Johanna!) trip. ·1asted almost six hours. Some bands I - Moving back to the Beacham, I walked missed but heard excessive comp.liments in on the evening's most joyous and about were Tick Tick Tock (Jack says, "a wonderful moment - call it Drainpipe. challenging and progressive step away Where has this band been all my life? from the industrial rock") and Mark Heavy, moody and absolutely amazing. Sabatino (Dana says, "he is godlike"). To Drainpipe rocked my socks. (warning anyone who saw the whole show, I con- if the fact that one band member had a ~· gratulate your stamina and dedication. Motorhead shirt on frightens you, this Me, I'm just a slug. may not be the band for you but if it When all was said, done and heard, doesn't- rejoice!). Unfortunately. the Shame was an opportunity to expose once large crowd had dissipated, never to people to new ideas about music and be seen again, but the remainder kept about animals. I hope people were listen their enthusiasm. ing.
Fifteen bands played three clubs for five hours to mark the third annual benefit concert for animal liberation •. · Live animals were shown onstage to drive the some'." . times overwhelming facts into the minds of the audience. All photos by Laura Werder. 10 The Central Florida Future December 3, 1991 Crowded House opens doors to U.S. audiences once again l by Sandra Pedicini Dec. 5. The band School of Fish trio. It's the same old Crowded will open. House that everybody knows and It seems that Australian pop So far Crowded House's first loves." The reunion of Neil and band Crowded House has been single, "Fall At Your Feet," has Tim Finn can1e· as something of crowded out of the American gotten some airplay in the U.S., an accident, Seymour said. music charts. mainly on MfV, and is ascending "Neil and Crowded House had With its-melodic arrangements the charts in England right now. .'just finished recording but real reminiscent of the Beatles and Fans may notice that on their ized they needed a couple of quirky lyrics, the band's sound latest album, Crowded House uptempo sort of hit singles, such just doesn't seem to fit in amidst changed its status from a trio to a as it were," he said. the hard, rough-edged sounds of four-piece band. The credits list Neil and Tim had been work metal and rap acts, or the slickly ing on some songs for a separate produced adult contemporary sing project and decided to work on ers prevalent in contemporary Top them in the studio. · · 40. The result was a batch of sev "I just ask myself, 'Where the ''We get a lot of eral songs, such as the cynically hell do we fit in here?"' bassist gasps and witty "Chocolate Cake," which Nick Seymour said in a recent squeals from Seymour says is an ode to the phone inteiview from London, tackiness of the American super where the band was finishing up young women market tabloid culture. the European leg of its tour. The who are Working with a new member band finds more commercial suc coming to didn't make a big change in the cess in their homeland and in terms with sound, Seymour said; neither did Canada, Seymour said. outside musical influences. American Top 40 heartily wel their body Seymour said that if one of the comed , Crowded House's first chemistry," membeIB started to become influ single off its debut album, Don't -· Seymour enced by a new style that it would Dream It's Over, a-dreamy ballad throw off the chemistry of the band. that made it all the way to number Most of the time, Crowded two. But since then, the bandhasn 't House songs are born from infor been heard from very much over mal jam sessions. The merribeIB American airwaves. TimFinn,leadvocalistNeilFinn's all live near one another and are But if you're a radio listener elder brother, as a member. The good friends, and there's always a who dismisses Crowded House as Finn brothers performed together bit of musical experimentation nothing but one-hit wonders, lis as part of the '70s art-pop band going on even wb~n the band is ten to one of their albums and hear Split Enz but went separate ways not touring or officially working just some of the good stuff that a in the mid-' 80s when Tim left to on an album, Seymour said. steady diet of Top_40 is depriving pursue a solo career. Neil formed Seymour hopes the next album you of. Crowded House with Paul Hester, will quickly follow the tour so the Woodface, the band's most re a Split Enz member and Seymour, group can use some of its infor cent, combines many different a former art student who designs mal jams while-they are still fresh. sounds a lot more punchy when the_irbodychemistry,"he said with styles - from the orchestral ar all the group's album covers. Also, Seymour hopes the band we perform it live." a chuckle. rangements of "All I Ask" to the But the addition of the elder can feed off the energy produced Crowded House's live audi So, while hits are a bonus, uptempo melody and offbeat lyr Finn is only temporary, Seymour at its live shows. ences consists of mostly young they're not an essential compo ics of "Chocolate Cake" to the says. Tim was touring with the Some of the songs sound better and middle-aged adults, Seymour nent of Crowded House's sound. 'i' simple sweetness of "Fall At Your band but recently departed to con live than on the album, he said. said, unless the band has a hit Besides, Seymour said, if a band Feet." tinue pursuing his solo career. "'There Goes God' we do a lot single at the time. gets too caught up in making nun1- The band is touring to promote "He was itching to get off and more energetically,"he said. "It's Then, "we get a lot of gasps ber one hits, "you can suddenly its third album and will perform at startanewalbum,"Seymoursaid. not so much an arrangement and squeals from young women find yourself actually making the Beacham Theatre at 8 p.m. "So, we'rebacktobeingthepower change, but it's an actual feel. It who are coming to terms with music for all the wrong reasons."
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PSLJ21-M The Central Florida Future December 3, 1991 11 TiiE OLYMPIB, Welcome to the jungle INC. Students hunt for pbs in Hollywocx.i East by Tracy M. Holm anintemship. "Intemshipsarevery important," Meeske said. They They come from all parts of _· help provide students with wolk MEOOY CttQI8TML\8 Florida and the United States. Bags force experience employers look packed and dreams in front of forwhenmakinghiringdecisions. them; venturing to the place some Students can find an internship 8PIQIT 8.L\LE ..... I -t\::t:::· call Hollywood East. on their own or may consult with They' re students, coming to their advisor for suggestions. In Orlando to attend the University ternships must be approved by Give all or part of your •::;:;_;f:r~::!J;:;:~ of Central Florida and major in department faculty and can carry radio/television communications. up to six hours of credit. discount to the TODD· ./\. ._)\~· Withdreamsofsurgingaheadofthe While prospecting for job MILLER FUND* created to ~~!?)jj~!!~)'. >::? competition, they hope to someday openings and making contacts, land a job in broadcasting. graduates and students can also help with medical bills for =·:··· But how do they become sue- check the radio/television bulle cessfulatgettingajobin the broad- tin board on the fifth floor of the your Greek Brother I UCF Student. =::::=\f casting industry, and what can Fine Arts Building. The board they do while still in college to lists job opportunities and intem Buy Now for Christmas - bestprepare themselves? Here are ship positions available to gradu- •Fraternity/Sorority, Mom/Dad Shirts a few tips: · ates and students. Jobs in the radio/television After thorough preparation in • UCF Mom/Dad Shirts or Sweats broadcast industry are more diffi- college, graduates can use resumes cult to find than the average job. to malket themselves to prospec- Jerseys 5°10 Off According · ~O tive employ- Sweats 10°10 Off Dr. Milan ers. Resumes Meeske, a pro- shouldbecare- · Paddles 5°10 Off fessor of com- fully devel- munications at oped and Shorts - Buy 1, get 1 half price UCF, broad- shouldempha- Jackets - 20°10 Off castingjobs are size the appli- usuall y not cants' broad- All novelties - 20°10 Off: Cups, Keychains, etc. listedinthehelp cast experi- wanted section ence. Re- Bears with Personalized Shirts - 5°/o Off of newspapers. sumes, accom- Manytimes ap- panied by THE 01YMDU6 plicants must cover letters, go and find a should be -12295 University Blvd. •Orlando, FL 32817 • 281-6984 jobthemselves. mailed to the ~Olympus agrsss to dsposit all or part of Customsr's discount B e c a u s e people in (detertrinsd by custo1118r) to the TODD MILLER FUND at the UCF broadcast jobs charge of hir- Credit Union. are normally ing at the cho- not advertised, sen compa- it's important nies. After a for students to make contacts, few days, applicants should call throughout their college career, the people to whom they sent their with others wolking in the indus- resume and request an interview. try. By appearing friendly and Applicants who are turned down outgoing, students can often find might continue to call back every where opportunities lie simply by couple of weeks to show they are talking to others. Then, when the persistant and aggressive. time comes to graduate, they will To be successful atfindingjobs have acquaintances to help them in broadcasting, applicants may find a job. · have to seek employment at sta- Some believe, however, that tions outside the Orlando area. An studentsdon'tnecessarilyneed to employee at Cablevision of wait until they graduate to start Florida said stations in smaller working in the broadcast indus- markets are often more likely to try. Bob Green, sales manager hire someone without much ex and a talk show host at WQBQ perience. Applicants accepted by AM 1410 in Leesburg, said he these stations usually have an op feels students can best prepare portunity to gain a wide variety of themselves by working at some knowledge. Because of the sta capacity in broadcasting while tionssize,employeesareexpected attending school. He said stations to do more than one job. There frequently need help with various fore, newcomers can build their procedures and will often hire skills in several areas. college students for part-time or If all else fails, it's comforting weekend positions. to know students have one last "Students should go to a sta- service to rely on to help them tion and show an overall interest find a job; a 1-900 number. Yes, intheentireorganization,"hesaid. they will have to pay $1.99 a Tuey should express a willing- minute, but the Television/Radio ness to do whateverneeds done so Job Alert will help them learn they can get their foot in the door about job openings in the broad-· and gain experience, he added. cast industry. Since half the battle Another activity students can of getting a job is finding out who usetohelppreparethemselvesfm: has openings, this service could working in broadcasting is to find be helpful.
American Red Cross 12 The Central Florida Future December 3, 1991 'Reckless' drives audience down an unexpected comic road by Joanna Bello choosing this cheesy little story; it addition of anew character who satire harping on the mysteries- a really, really, really interesting provided a platform ofdiscussion in could give little mofu than what the turned-coincidences of the charac- basis for an autobiography guaran Orthesetwas,anyway. Forwhat the timely (perllaps in the spirit of script provided, other than a.truly ters who never should have had any teed to make the New York Times seemed like a drop in the bucket (a Christmas ... ) themes of the immaculate performance. businesstyingintheirtragicpaststo Bestseller'sListforaslongasthere's budget under $1,500), the Univer- unpredictability of human nature, Insoort, the supporting castmem each other's (bus driver/mom killer asecondlanguagerequirementhere sity Theatre Association took full and· something along the lines of bers were much too strong in por eamsdoctorate).Itjustmightcreate at UCF. advantageofitsaesthetic ·r.------__, "home is where youhang 1 trayal to simply be supporting their talents and constructed your hat,'' reminding us leads. In the final scenes leading the · free-flowing toneveracceptridesfrom to the denoument, I found myself camivalesque atmo- strangers but if we do, to wondering about Shrink Number sphere (lighting arid in- make ourselves feel at Four and what caused her to re tense soundtrack in- · · home when they kidnap gress into the womb (during a eluded) that not on1 y us and hold us hostage. session with Rachel), ravaging her saved the writer's face, - After hearing the own body, moaning really sexy but lent itself as a natural compli- terrible news, Rachel bumps into things about darlc wet heat and I $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ I ment to the circus-like idiosyncra- Lloyd, (then a total stranger - also animal lust I wish my mother I · I sies of the characters who, more hidingafewskeletonsinhiscloset), wasn't there to see. I 1HERE IS UNCLAIMED SCHOLARSHIP I oftenthannot,madeuslaughattheir who persuades herwith a little coer "Reckless" failed to challenge I MONEY AVAILABLE TO EVERY STUDENT. I misfortunes rather than feel. cion to go incognito and spend · the intellect of the audience as well "Reckless" detailed the obnox- Ouistmas withhim and his paraple as the talents of the cast, giving off I UNDERNOOBLIGATION,CALLNOW FOR : iously soap operatic escapades of gic;hearing impaired wife Pooty, an aura of wasted energy as the : MORE INFORMATION: I Rachel, a woman forever on the (whoisn'treallydeaf,shejustfakes actors gave more than .could be re \ r verge of an acute psychotic at- it for Lloyd's sake, again demon ceived. Mandy Ratliffs (Rachel) tack. As the story begins, she strating the above-mentioned performance as one of the most in : l-800-955-2505 : flees her sedate lifestyle as dutiful theme). Months later, Rachel de pathetic female characters theater •...... ~ wife and mother after being told cides to stay with Lloyd and Pooty histocywasnotable,aswere~borah sheisthetargetforahitmanhired and land a job. This leads to the Ofsowitz's in her quint of roles (she byherlovingbutbastard-likehus- introduction of supporting charac admitted that's where her true tal band, Tom. And along with the ters and their hidden secrets so sar ents lay) ranging from Shrink to other equally paradoxical charac- castically waiped (frish, the won Authorto, yes-even Vanna White ters more than willing to alter her derfully bitchy secretary), that our (without the dye job), and Teague s~f:J)NS ~RElET1JVas perception of reality, Rachel em- attentions were shifted away from Kennedy's (Lloyd), who reminded balks upon a journey down the the main characters and what they me of Tom Hariks. U.C. 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1991-1992 UCF Men's Basketball Schedule • D1IB Oooonent Time
1212 (Mon.) Long Island 7:30 p.m. 1217 (Sat.) @ North Carolina 2p.m. 12/8 (Sun.) @ UNG-Greensboro 7:30 p.m. 12/16 (Mon.) Florida International 7:30 p.m. 12/18 (Wed.) @Lamar 8p.m. .. 12/21 (Sat.) Georgia State 2p.m . 12/29 (Sun.) Alcorn State 2p.m. 12/31 (Tue.) Radford 2p.m. 1/2 (Thu.) @ Georgia State 7:30 p.m. 1/4 (Sat.) UNC-Greensboro 2p.m. 1/8 (Wed.) @ New Orleans 8:30 p.m. 1/11 (Sat.) Jacksonville 2p.m. 1/16 (Thu.) @UT-Pan American 8:30 p.m. 1/18 (Sat.) S.western Louisiana 2p.m. UCF men's basketball coach Joe Dean works the sidelines during the UCF Classic. 1/25 (Sat.) @Louisiana Tech 8p.m. Dean is known for his "enthusiastic" intensity during .a game. (Charles K. Morrow1FurnREl 1/28 (Tue.) South Alabama 7:30 p.m. 2/1 (Sat.) Arkansas-Little Rock 2 p.m. .FREE THROWS said. ''You hate to lose, but if Ifbasketball provides no pro you do you want it to be to a found philosophical answers to 2/6 (Thu.) @ S.western Louisiana FROM PAGE 16 8:05 p.m. friend." life's great questions, it at least 2/8 (Sat.) @Jacksonville 7:30 p.m. As I walked out, the two remains one of the few bridges 2/1 O (Mon.) Western Kentucky 7:30.p.m. intensity in Dean's counte coaches were together again left for men to move towards nance softened as he described on the freshly laid wooden floor developing friendships with.out his lasting relationship with of the Arena, very close to each fear ofbeing labeled effeminate. Stein wedel. other as two brothers get when All this for the price of a round "The feeling is mutual," Dean deep in conversation. leather ball. $2500 NOW AVAILABLE!! THIS SPACE FOR RENT Call The Central Florida Future business · office at 823-2601 for more information.
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by Jamie Johnson unable to stop Mercer SPORTS EDITOR by Jenny Duncanson It is an awesome spectacle to watch a STAFF REPORTER line-up of four freshmen and one sopho more dominate a much taller and experi Marking the first game ever played enced team in a basketball game on any onthenewUCFArena'smuch-awaited level UCF fans enjoyed just that for a wooden floor, game one in the first short period in the second half of the round ofthe UCF Classic for the women Running Knights' first loss of the 1991- placed the MaristRed Foxes up against 92 season. the Mercer Lady Bears. Yet when the final buzzer sounded to Mercer jumped to an early lead scor close the 1991 UCF Classic Saturday ing nine points before Marist would night, the older and wiser Delaware Blue make their first basket. Hens met at center court of the new UCF Play would go much that way up Arena to celebrate a hard fought victory until half time with ·Mercer leading over the youthful UCF basketball team. the game, 43-36. Marist put the pres The 92-79 final score doesn't begin to sure on in the second half but never tell the story of the melee between the came closer than four points. Mercer two teams in the championship game of won the game 79-64 and advanced to a tournament that also included the the championship bracket. Campbell University Camels and the St. The second game of the first round Francis (NY) Terriers. was the debut of the Lady Knights and The Classic tipped off at 4 p.m. on Coach Faulkenberg. And the Lady Friday as St. Francis (0-1) took on Dela Knights took to their new home court ' ) ware (2-0). Delaware entered this season and battled Coastal Carolina College's as clear favorites to win the North Atlan Lady Chanticleers. tic Conference and receive an automatic UCF scored first but Coastal Caro bid to the NCAA Division I Tournament. lina kept the game tight. The Lady They showed why as the Bfo.e Hens Chanticleers fought back from an eight romped over the Terriers in the first half point deficit to take the lead just before for a 10 point lead and held them off in halftime. the second for a 80-67 win. As the buzzer sounded at the half, The second game of the evening Coastal Carolina fouled Brinda Green matched undefeated Campbell .U niver and UCF scored two more points to sity against the Knights·and UCF too§. regain the lead at the half, 31-28. control early with a 10-2 run to open the Coastal Carolina gave a burst of game and a 10-2 run going into the energy early in the second half. Just h alftime break to take a 40-32 lead. over three minutes into the half the · Both teams scored 42 points in the score was 35-34 with UCF on top. The second half as the Running Knights held Lady Knights never looked back. the Camels off despite the hot-shooting At the 10 minute mark, the score ofjuniorforwardMarkMocnilr-, who sank was 51-38 and there was no stopping six three-pointers in the game. Senior the Lady Knights. They only allowed UCF center Ken Leeks led UCF with 19 Costa] Carolina to score 15 points in points and 10 rebounds. the half while UCF scored 51 points in CampbellfarednobetterinSatUrday's4 the second half alone. The game ended p.m. consolation game against St. Francis. Mercer center Andrea Congreaves and guard Stephanie Raines hold up their 82-43. St. FrancisovercameCampbell'slong-range prize after leading their team to victory in the UCF Classic. (Chartes K uorrow1FuruREJ UCF moved into the winner's arsenal that landed six of nine tries and out bracket to play Mercer in the second rebounded the Terriers 29 to 26. St. Francis man 6-2 guard Brian Pearl finally began to Joe Dean said. "Youjust haveto make the round. pulled out a 78-76 victory. put the Knights away with a few minutes , shots and we got a little impatient at the Yolando Rhodes scored 29 points In the final game, UCF tied the game leftdespiteanoutstandingperformance by end anddribbled around too much." and Tamika Rhodes had 18 points and in the last few minutes of the half before UCF freshman Albert Legette. Legette l.€gette and Leeks both made the All 13 rebounds. Brinda Green also had a falling behind 43-39 at the buzzer. . finished with 15 points. Leeks led the team Toumament team along with Campbell's strong game, contributing 14 points Delaware's maturity in the inside once again with 16points and lOrebounds. Mark Mocnik, St. Francis' Ron Arnold and game and the hard-nosed play of fresh- 'Tm proud of our players," UCF coach Delaware's Alex Coles, the tourney MVP. WO:MENS B-BAI.L continued page 14 BaskethaD bounces over fears of masculine ftiendships place. . mates at Mississippi State in the mid-'70s. Steinwedel Jamie Johnson Here at UCF, if you even ask the guy sitting next was the guy on the team given the duty of showing to you in class what time it is, he moves his desk three Dean around the campus when Dean visited MSU in . · FREE THROWS feet away and looks at you as if the right side of your 1972. face has suddenly melted into some hideous glob In his seventh year of coaching at Dela ware, 1 s you can tell by the name of this weekly resembling the Flame of Hope statue in front of our Stein wedel gives his friendship with Dean much of )> column, I really enjoy the sport of basketball. library. the credit for what he has accomplished. A There's something deep within the game that If I haven't successfully alienated every female "Joe Dean is largely responsible for me even going ' fascinates me. who began reading this column by the , masculine into coacping," Steinwedel said. "Number one, Joe One of the things that makes the sport so special slant of this column, I'll let you in on something: as and I used to talk constantly about coaching and then is the intimacy involved of the game. Playing on a men lose the ability to develop male friendships, they he and his Dad(Joe Dean Sr.) have helped me get small court with five teammates gives you an up will become less and less like men until they finally every job I've had in coaching, including this one at close comradeship that sports like football andbaseball begin using your Revlon products, a la Pat Clarke on Delaware. It was Joe Dean Sr. who called up Glen iY come nowhere close to. Man-on-man defense is the Channel 9. Wilkes at Stetson and got me my first job as an ultimate in individual competition as you give every Something must be done. assistant coach." ounce of energy you have to either get past your man The UCF Classic held over the weekend in the Steinwedel's love for Dean goes so deep that he or keep him from getting past you. spectacular new UCF Arena, provided a glimpse of described playing against UCF as a no-win situation. In today's America, where guy-to-guy, buddy-to two men who have built a relationship to be envied. ''There were no winners in this game," Steinwedel buddy relations have become an endangered species After Delaware downed Joe Dean's UCF basket said. "It hurts me everytime he loses a game. Joe due to the proliferation of the fear ofhomosexuality, ball team Saturday night, the Knights' coach met.the Dean is one of the finest young coaches in the nation, the basketball court has become one of the few Blue Hens' coach, Steve Steinwedel, in front of the though. He will make this a championship caliber remaining opportunities for men to develop genuine, scorer's table. The meeting marked more then the team. It just takes time. dependable friendships. polite handshake you see coaches exchange after a Dean's response to his friend's words could be You see the movies where the two partners on the game. found more in his face then his words. The usual police force grow so close that their children call the Steinwedel and Dean have been good friends, best other guy uncle and a kind of brotherhood takes friends, since the two were roommates and team- FREE THROWS continued page 15
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