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MARSHALL UNIVERSITY Friday Volume93 Feb. 14, 1992 PARTHENON Number65

Gilley's plan for reducing Gilley fails in bid for outside help _the};,~dget deficit By Brad McElhinny applying for grants. He said actions are Gilley said the university also has in­ Presidential Correspondent ----- certainties no matter what the state does creased its efforts to secure government • Cut administration - and he said effects should be long­ grants. After three more weeks of attempts to lasting. He said he has sought help from Sen. • Increase tuition gain extra state financing, President J. "This year by cutting the operating RobertByrd,D-W.Va. who he said plans Wade Gilley said the university will con­ budget, it wasjust kind ofgoing underwa­ to have a Senate appropriations commit­ • Apply for grants centrate on finding alternative sources of ter and holding our breath,"he said. "Next tee staff member come to the school and cash to reduce its budget deficit. year, to have a balanced budget, we're determine government-support programs • Seek help from "We intend to leave no stone unturned," going to have to have help from the Legis­ for which Marshall might be eligible. Gilley said. "Wherever there's a dollar lature, permanent cuts in operation and Gilley said the university already has Legistature we'll be there." probably fee increases." applied for one grant for $600,000 over Meanwhile, Gilley said be expects little Gilley said he is not certain what the three years that would help academic "We intend to leave no help from the University ofWest Virginia university might cut, but said committees advising and retention of students. stone unturned. Wher­ Board of Trustees - which he has asked would look at "offices and positions that He said the university also plans to ever there's a dollar we'll for$400,000-inreducingtheuniversity's are not really crucial." apply for grants that could pay for a tele­ budget deficit. Gilley said those would not include fac­ phone registration system and a program be there." "I don't think I'm going to get an answer ulty, "but administration - certainly." to help at-risk students by offering smaller yes or no," he said. "It doesn't appear that Gilley has said tuition and fees would class sections. - J. Wade Gilley they're going to say." increase most for out-of-state students, The president said he is confident the President Gilley said ootions will include cutting followed by metro-area students, then in­ administration, increasing tuition and state students. See GILLEY, Page 2 COB dean implements r •• • ...... plan for accreditation • Valentine's Day can be J By LaRita Pike "The initial data did show the Reporter ------testing scores were higher than the university average,"he said. l 'strange experience' J A seven-step plan to meet ac­ Step three (personnel) stated creditation has been developed the COB developed and adopted t stripper, a gorilla and a ------C by Dean of the College of Busi­ faculty promotion and tenure policies. It also stated the COB car stuck in a snowbank. '' She came in and dropped C ness, COB faculty and the ac­ a.• .Not a clip from the latest C creditation committee. will continue to hire PhDs and w. King Kong movie, but Dr. Robert P. Alexander said DBAs for existingvacancies filled her coat. She danced the plan was written after a self­ on a one semester. • rather, "Strangest around very sensually. My C study was made and a status This step also gave 27 COB t Valentine's Days." C report update was given by visit­ faculty time for research efforts, • Todd C. Rucker, Bar- mouth just dropped.'' C ing members of the American and chairpersons have been boursville senior, found a woman wearing ______C Assembly of Collegiate Schools asked to evaluate and follow •• a trench coat and carrying balloons on his C of Business. research progress . doorstep one fateful Feb. 14. Canton. He said some steps have be­ "The cooperative efforts of the She left in shorts and no socks aft.er class. C • See related stories page 8 d gun. research support group and the t It was raining in Hutitington but woul soon C Step one (mission and objec­ English department will con­ "She came in and dropped her coat. She turn into snow in Canton. C tives) put the COB's objectives tinue, which is is essential for • danced around very sensually. My mouth Her car spun two circles and lodged in a C in the following order: instruc­ editing purposes before research • just dropped. ditch. Another car slid in behind hers. tion, scholarly activity and serv­ publication," Alexander said. ice. He said, more than $15,000 t "The belly dancer came complete with Together they waited. C The report said the COB will has been budgeted from left. over t finger cymbals and three strategically lo- A truck driver passed and then backed up C use the 1991-92 academic year private funds for faculty re­ t cated hearts. a mile to help. C as a planning year to achieve search. "Sbe was a well-proportioned girl," be He pulled out both cars, but Lamp was too C AACSB accreditation. It also Step four (curriculum) will t said. She was also a gift. from a friend. nervous to proceed.The driver lent the now stated, the college will revise change for in-coming freshmen, l Gorillas, balloons and florists make ev- frozen Lamp a pair ofhis socks and dropped C committee structures, develop a Alexander said. A supplement l ery Valentine's Day strange for Susie E. her at the nearest gas station. C code of ethnics and send at least will be provided with the old t Dolen, theater box office supervisor. She called a flatbed tow truck to transport C 10 faculty members to AACSB catalogs that will outline any t Her office is the first door in Old Main her vehicle home. C sponsored meetings. changes, he said. that people see from the main entrance on Fortunately, her mother had given her a C Step two (admissions) stated "Because there· are enough Hal Greer Boulevard. Triple A card as a Valentine's Day gift. catalogs left. from this academic t the COB will develop a five to 10 "Gorillas, balloons and florists hit us She used it to pay for the tow truck. year follow-up study of under­ year and we are in the middle of t C graduates and graduates. It also budget-cuts, it is a more cost t first, but they're never for us." Dolen di- Perhaps the true sentiment of the holiday is C stated the COB will review and efficient method," Alexander t rects them to the appropriate office. best expressed by a card that Lesley B. C improve undergraduate and said. t Once, a black gorilla with black balloons Morris, Huntington graduate student, and C graduate program admission and Although no judgment was made a de1ivery to Dolen's office. She her high school boyfriend unknowingly C tracking procedures. passed on the library, step five of • watched as be left in a black pickup truck. bought each other: "As an example, in the fall we the plan is library and comput­ l "I thought that was strange-a gorilla in a "Be my tootsy wootsy or I'll break your C tested a select group of in-com­ ers. It states the university li­ t black pickup," she said. armsy warmsy." C ing freshmen,• Alexander said. brary bas received $20,000 from t Val E. Lamp, Stow, Ohio, senior, spent C "We will re-test them in two the special student assessment last Valentine's Day in a snow bank near Story by Nerissa Young C years, and again at their exit. It fee to improve business holdings. t will teach us about what kind of Also, the computer usage will be t C education they are receiving. See COB, Page 2 ...... 2 THE PARTHENON Friday,Feb. 14, 1992

Campus clocks don't work GILLEY "That ought to be a real positive From Page 1 for us." The president said hehas asked By Nerissa Young said. to replace the broken clocks, and Legislature will come up with Report~------During her seven-year tenure credited the budgetfreeze for the legislators for an extra $600,000 extra funding. He said its re­ to pay for maintaining the sci­ in Corbly, she's noticed that all delay. sponse should come at the begin­ eight clocks have never run Before the freeze went into ef­ ence and fine arts buildings, as Few classrooms and dorms ning of March. correctly at the same time. The fect, other "budget restraints" well as $310,000 to make up for have clocks, and even fewer of "I think the state economy and control box for the master clock precluded repairing Corbly's an emergency cut announced by those are correctly set or run- is in Setli.ft's office complex. clocks. Ellis said that a problem national economy appear to be Gov. Gaston Caperton last ning. • Jeff L. Ellis, safety specialist, with the Harris Hall master clock improving a little hit,• he said. month. A check of Harris, Science, plant operations, said the clocks was corrected last week when it Smith, Northcott and Corbly in Corbly are 20 years old, the was reset. Halls revealed that most clocks same age as the building. The Twin Towers East and Buskirk COB are located in hallways, rather Hall have clocks on some floors, than classrooms. Of23 clocks ob­ ·hallway clocks are hooked up to From Page 1 master clocks located in each but none of the Towers East served, 12 had the correct time. studied. zation in efforts to improve the All ofthe Corbly hallway clocks building. clocks run, and two of six clocks "Some ofthe master clocks are in Buskirk fail to function. Twin The other two steps that will quality and participation, and are stopped because the master not be implemented until the will request appointment from clock is broken. about shot," Ellis said. Towers West, Hodges Hall, The clocks are "fairly expen­ Laidley and Holderby Halls don't 1992-93 academic year are: their membership to serve on the "Every so ,1ften someone comes COB Advisory Board. sive to replace.• New master have clocks on each floor. • Step six (financial resources) in and says they're going to fix it. Because there is an actual plan clocks and hallway clocks cost The sundial in front of the will be looked at more closely. They look in the [control] box, The COB will begin planning, in to reach accreditation, the COB several thousand dollars. Ellis Memorial Student Center also is leave, and that's it," Gael M. Set­ cooperation with the Office of will be in candidacy status, and broken. liff, administrative assistant, said he isn't aware of any plans Institutional Advancement, a will re-apply for a AACSB ac­ fund raising campaign to create creditation visit in the 1993-94 additional endowed chairs, re­ academic year. Grad School to accept applications search and equipment money. Gael M. Setliff, administrative •Step seven (educational inno­ assistant for the COB, said stu­ vation) will be addressed in Fall dents can obtain information 1992, Alexander said. The plan about accreditation and other for tuition waivers through April 10 states a faculty/business part­ issues from the COB bulletin Board located on the first floor of By Elizabeth Johnson need might receive up to six hours point average and Graduate nership will be developed. The Reporter------in waivers. Record Examination scores. The COB will assist student organi- Corbly Hall. According to a news release, waivers cover the costs of tui­ Applications for graduate stu­ priority will be given to faculty tion, registration and Higher Preacher tries to kill wife with snake dent tuition waiver.s for the and staff of the state's colleges Education and Faculty Improve­ summer sessions will be accepted and universities and to West ment fees. Student activity fees SCO'ITSBORO, Ala. (AP)-A tempting to kill his wife, Dar­ through April 10 in the Gradu­ Virginia residents. Deutsch said must be. paid by the recipient. prosecutor said religion had noth­ lene, 36. ate School Office, Old Main 113, the number of out-of-state Approved waivers can be picked ing to do with charges against a "Their religion was not a part according to Dr. Leonard J . waivers is limited to about 10 up beginning April 21. Waivers snake-handling preacher con­ ofthis case; never was, never has Deutsch, dean of the Graduate percent. He said this does not not claimed by April 30 will be victed of using a rattlesnake in been," the prosecutor said. School. present a problem because it given to other qualified appli­ an attempt to kill his wife. An official estimated that about Deutsch said 31 full-time waiv­ reflects the proportion ofin-state cants. The Rev. Glenn Summerford, 50 people in Jackson County, in ers have been granted to the to out-of-state students in the Deutsch said he hopes students 47, pastor of the Church ofJesus the mountainous northeast cor-­ university for the summer terms. student body. will let someone in the Graduate With Signs Following, was im­ ner of Alabama, practice a form In an effort to benefit more Deutsch said academic merit School know ifhe or she decides mediately jailed following his ofworship with rattlesnakes and students, the full-time waivers will be the major consideration not to use the waiver. 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I I), All You Want J. ' 0 Cc:~.. "o Filing Deadline is Tuesday Feb. 18th. 11 :00 p.m. o, Fridays 8-12 ~&~,-' Friday, Feb. 14, 1992 THE PARTHENON BEYOND MU Fewer people filing jobless claims

WASHINGTON (AP)-Jobless claims "Jobless claims seem to be creeping States recording the biggest drop in recorded a second consecutive weekly down," said Cynthia Latta, senior econo­ new benefit claims were Michigan, down PARKERSBURG decline as 437,000 Americans made first­ mist at DRI-McGraw Hill. "It looks as 6,278; Ohio, down 3,379; North Carolina, time visits to unem­ though things are turning around." down 2,368, Missouri, down 1,974; South Third-grader caught ployment offices for the Ms. Latta said that a level of 450,000 Carolina, down 1,338, and Alabama, down week ending Feb. 1, the signifies a stagnant labor market while a 1,329. with BB gun in class government said today. level higher than that signifies a job The reasons given for the lower jobless The number of market thatis deteriorating and one lower claims benefits in those states included A Wood County third-grader was Americans filing initial for a sustained period signifies an im­ fewer layoffs in the auto industry, con­ reprimanded for bringing a gun into claims for jobless bene­ proving labor market. struction, electrical machinery, textile and a classroom, a school official said. fits dropped by 13,000 Analysts said even with the latest apparel industries. A teacher at Gihon Elementary from the previous week's improvement, they still believed States recording increases in jobless School in Parkersburg saw a pistol week's mark of the jobless rate, which remained stuck at claims for the week ending Feb. 1 in­ in the student's coat pocket as he re­ 450,000, the Labor Department said. a five-year high of7 .1 percent in January, cluded Indiana, up 4,653; New York, up ported to class Tuesday, Assistant The drop was something of a surprise will worsen further before the economy 4,032; Florida, up 2,862, Washington, up Superintendent Dave White said. to economists, who bad been looking for a begins to mount arecovery this spring. 2,412, Oregon, up 2,198; California, up The teacher confiscated the gun small increase. The drop in jobless claims marked the 1,928; Arkansas, up 1,595; Maine, up without incident, lie said. While analysts cautioned against read­ second straight weekly decline. Claims 1,548; Louisiana, up 1,426, and Kentucky, There was no ammunition in the ing too much into any one-week change in had hit 460,000 in the week ending Jan. up 1,016. gun and he didn't kilow how to load the claims figure, they said it was encour­ 18 but then dropped by 10,000 in the While the national jobless claims fig­ it, he said. aging that the jobless number had following week before recording the 13,000 ure is adjusted for normal seasonal vari­ dropped for a second consecutive week. drop for the week ending Feb. 1. ations, the state numbers are not. CAMDEN, N.J. Fire kills eight people, Proposed legislation Dissolving body parts in acid including five children Fire swept through a row house to prevent stacking conclusion of Dahmer's plan this morning, killing eight people including five children, authorities of auto insurance said. MILWAUKEE (AP)-Jeffrey Dahmer "The victims' ages range from 2 CHARLESTON, W.Va. (AP)-A planned to erase all evidence ofhis grisly years to 72 years," said police Lt. bill before the House Banking and murders by dissolving the body parts in a Insurance Committee would over­ This was a decision he had to Joseph Richardson. "It's a terrible, vat of acid, but he tripped up and got terrible tragedy. God forbid." ride a state Supreme Court decision caught, a psychiatrist testified. face-whether to destroy some allowing motorists to combine, or Another resident of the house, a Dahmer's plan was foiled when he of his favorite items... or take a woman, was taken to a hospital burn stack, their policies on more than passed out drunk and a man be had one car. very big risk of being detected. unit in Pennsylvania, Richardson picked up at a shopping mall fled his said. The bill, reported today by a sub­ apartment with handcuffs dangling from committee, will be up for a vote • Dr. Park Dietz The dead included five small chil­ one wrist, Dr. Park Dietz testified Wed­ Psychiatrist before the full committee onFriday. dren, their grandfather, a teen-ager nesday. The man notified police. and another person, Richardson said. At issue is a ruling involving u.n­ "That pretty much spelled the end of derinsured coverage, the part of a things," Dietz quoted Dahmer as saying. insane, to a mental hospital. policy that pays ifanother motorist Dahmer bought a 57-gallon industrial The defense contends an uncontrollable LOGAN causes an accident butdoes notbave drum and planned to fill it with acid and sexual attraction to corpses drove the 31- enough coverage for all damages. water to destroy the body parts, Dietz year-old former chocolate factory worker Tax deputy appointed The Supreme Court ruled in July said. Once the bones and flesh turned to to kill. 1990 that people who have policies mush, he planned to flush it down the But District Attorney E. Michael Logan County Sheriff on more than one car can combine toilet, the witness said. McCann argued that Dahmer's plan to their underinsured coverage, a The serial killer debated whether to dispose of the bodies and move out ofhis Asheriff'sdeputyinchargeofLogan practice known as stacking, if one keep the 11 skulls because otherwise "it apartment shows that he knew his ac­ County's tax collections since 1985 policy doesn't cover the damage. would have been a total waste," the psy­ tions were wrong. was appointed sheriff effective Sat­ The court said companies could be chiatrist said. "This man could have walked away urday, county officials said today. liable for underinsured coverage, "This was a tiecision he had to face - from his apartment building without a County commissioners voted 3-0 even if the policyholder didn't pay whether to destroy some of his favorite trace of physical evidence. He had the today to appoint Chief Tax Deputy for it, ifthe consumer could prove he items, these keepsakes, or take a very big capacity to do that," McCann said. "We Hassell Butcher to succeed Oval D. wasn't adequately informed of its risk ofbeing detected for all these serious may have never known what happened Adams, who said last week 'he is importance. crimes," Dietz said. to those 17 people." resigning due to "adverse conditions But the bill before the House com­ Dahmer, who has admitted killing 17 On Wednesday, Dietz testified for the surrounding the sheriff's depart­ mittee would ban stacking. It also boys and men since 1978, has pleaded prosecution that Dahmer suffered a vari­ ment." would leave it up to the consumer to guilty butinsane to murdering 15 ofthem. ety of sexual disorders but was not un­ Butcher, an accountant,joined the buy the underinsurance. If the jury finds be was sane at the time controllably driven to kill to satisfy his force in 1985 as chief tax deputy. of the slayings, he will go to prison; if desires.

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~ SINCE THE BOOKSTORE ..--.-... 1 I ( DOESN'T HAVE TO PAY n RENT ANYMORE. LET'S BOT continues CUTTEXTBOOK PRICES!!! to ignore Marshall

"That money talks I'll not deny, I heard it once: It said, 'Goodbye. ,,, Richard Armour

After weeks of petitioning for financial assis­ tance by PresidentJ. Wade Gilley the University System Board of Trustees apparently is going to continue to ignore Marshall University and all of ,- - our fiscal woes. Gilley had asked the BOT for $4d0,000 from· a special 'rainy day fund' to help Marshall and has been ignored. "I don't think I'm going to get an answer yes or JOE VANCE AWOKE WITH A START, THEN REALIZED IT WAS ONLY A BAD, BAD DREAM no," Gilley said. "It doesn't appear that they're going to say." Because of this seeming inaction by the BOT, Gilley has to place himself in the less than digni­ fied position ofa beggar hitting up other outlets for more revenue. · Japanese student other countries feel while staying in at Marshall is great. Not only is it He is considering the following options in an at­ America. imperative for Speech Education tempt to generate more funding for the university: responds to bashing Unfortunately, however, I missed majors to receive hands-on experi­ •Cutting administration. This is certainly a wise the chance to tell him my views be­ ence in Speech Activities, but even move. The organizational chart for the administra­ To the Editor: cause we were in a hurry. So I just asked his name. He replyed that his more, those activities provide major tion looks much like pyramid gone nova, with level recruitment outlets. The Forensics When I was talking to foreign stu­ name was "Wong". I guess that he upon level and office after office. meant it as telling me a Japanese team has represented our Univer­ • Applying for increased government grants. This dents the other day, an America n guy joined us. He seemed nice. name. sity in such an outstanding way that is also a good idea. The government gives away "Please. ..?" students across the nation are aware money for such lofty projects as the study of the However, his attitude toward me suddenly changed after he found out Unfortunately, again, before I got of the program. Very few programs effects of cattle flatulation on the ozone layer, so I was a J'apanese. his nice joke and told him that he is at Marshall who compete on a broad why shouldn't we get some as well? "You guys will go to hell," he said to confusing Chinese and Japanese National scale have brought as much •Increasing tuition. Not such a good idea. In a me. names, he drove away in his Japa­ prestige to the university. time ofdecreas ed class offerings and reduced serv­ The same as many Americans, bis nese car. I find it sad that so many students ices on campus, why must tuition go up? Paying posture hinged on allegations that are left unaware of the accomplish­ Takaakl lwabu more and getting less usually isn't the kind of Japan has become economically suc­ ments of this worthy organization Japanese graduate student bargain most people look for. cessful while not buying American due to lack of press coverage. Over Granted, all three are just proposals, but why products. Listening to his remark, I was 800 people signed the petition in does Gilley even have to consider such measures? Forensics team an favor of sustaining the Forensics pro­ The state BOT keeps over$750,000 in their rainy thinking about my response. It is as follows; Please do not misunderstand gram and this in itself say a great day fund to assist the state universities in times of overlooked asset deal about the importance of the financial crisis. · our policy. It goes without saying that all consumers just purchase To the Editor: team. It's a veritable downpour here at good old MU products at their discretion, regard­ Being a Senator in Student Gov­ and what do we get? less of origin. ernment, I feel safe in saying that it Ignored. Japanese people do in fact choose I am writing in reference to a peti­ tion that is being circulated by the is NOT THE INTENT of the organi­ How many hardships do we have to endure to buy foreign goods just as Ameri­ zation to abolish the program. The before we are recognized as a university and not cans do. You can see many "Made in Forensics team of Marshall Univer­ sity. The petition states that an ef­ need for the team is realized to a some dot on the map? the USA," labels inJa pan from Levi large degree. I, as a Senator, would How many pints of plasma will President Gilley jeans to IBM computers. About cars, fort is being made to abolish student 150,000 German cars are sold in funds that supports the team and like to thank the concerned students have to sell so that the gates of the university stay who signed the petition and encour­ open? Japan each year because of their encourages individuals to sign the reputation for safety features. The petition "to keep Speech and De­ age students to keep their individual point here is quality sells. bate." senators updated with their concerns. Please adapt your products to I feel the Marshall community fails MARSHALL UNIVERSITY consumers before pressing them on to realize the importance of the Fo­ Misty Saul to buy. In Japan, it is very inconven­ rensics program, even more, I feel we Community College Senator PARTHE.NON ient to get tickets at toll booths or parking lots if the steering wheel is are generally unaware of their suc­ The Porlhsoon. founded in 1896. Is publlshsd TU9Sday thrOUfll Friday on the left hand side of the car. You cesses. in conjunction with classes In the W. Page Pitt School of .Joumollsm. J eri North, Director of Forensics, LETTERS POLICY The edltcx has flnol authority over editorial content. see, we drive on the left side of the I;: 'l i~: ~ 1, ,:.,.;. .,;- .• Editor,______Jeck Balley road. and Jerry Bluhm, Assistant Direc­ Managing Editor Ella E. Bandy Please accept the diversity of val­ tor, are veterans of the top ranked ANocleleEdltor And-I.Bond The Parthenon encourages let­ Aaaoclele Editor Emlllll D. Burch ues of other countries, as you do Forensics program in the nation. ters to the editor about Issues of -Edl or AlllnP.Plltnan domestically. I believe that it is Their talent has helped Marshall interest to the Marshall commu­ Editor 8lll Ganl- important that we both strive to Sporta-nt Ed it-or ntllony Hlna- University's Speech and Debate nity. Letters should be typed, Adv- Debra llelh•-nl overcome cultural and linguistic signed and Include a phone Production SUpemeor lllchMI Friel program receive national fame. On a Adwrtlalng Mt- Doug ,1o,_ barriers as we continue in our role as number, hometown, class rank StudentAdwrtlalng...... lltllauKallh consecutive basis the t eam ha s ortitte for verification. Letters may ...______Sp,vtt Scot- Drau»3' global partners. I know thatj\rner­ ica is a great country in many ways, ranked in the top ten in the nation, be no longer than 300 words. Editor IM-2522 AdYIN<---~n. with different individuals ranking The editor reserves the right to ...... Ing Edltor- -2521 ~ ng -.- but it is not the center of the world. edit or reject any letter. ''. This is not intended to offend any­ in the top five. 1896 1992 NOW IN OUR 96 TH YEAR one, but it is how many people from The need for a Forensics program . ..

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Study of atmosphere, history 16 instructors leaves scientists in the cold receive grants By Tara Thompson Reporter By David Peyton Jr. and what effects pollution is There they are sliced into very Reporter·------having on our atmosphere to­ thin layers where the hydrogen day. and oxygen isotopes are studied The Research Committee ost ice core research is Ice samples are extracted by a for various signs. Small samples awarded over $5,000 in . done in alpine and polar hollow core drill. The drill is pow­ ofair are also trapped in the ice. grants to 16 instructors at a Mregions such as Gteenland ered by hand or solar power as to Within the molecules of trapped meeting Wednesday in Me­ and Antarctica, but some not add to the growing pollution air are signs of man's pollution morial Student Center. Marshall graduates say problem. and problems. The grants are given to that drilling in popu.1ated areas As ice layers are added to gla­ Su.1phur from volcanic erup­ fund research projects con­ gives a better idea of our atmos­ ciers year after year, a sample of tions are recorded by the ice, as ducted by instructors at the pheric history. our atmosphere is trapped in the well as cosmic debris from peri­ university during the year. With concerns growing about ice. odic disturbanceson the sun, ra­ Grants ranged from $125 to dioactive materials from nuclear boles in the ozone layer and global By drilling deep into ice, $250. warming, many scientists and samples reflecting the atmos­ testing in the 1940's through researchers, such as Dr. Lonnie phere thousands ofyears ago are 1960's and rising levels of car­ Grants are usually used GOT A NEWS TIP? G. Thompson and his wife Dr. uncovered. bon dioxide from the combustion by instructqrs to attend con­ Coll 696-6696 Ellen Mosley-Thompson, have When cores are brought out of of coal, oil, gas and wood. ferences where they pres­ been studying ice cores drilled the glaciers, they are placed in­ Thompson and Mosley-Th­ ent research findings to a or 696-2521 from glaciers and icecaps to de­ dividually in cold storage and ompson have studied glaciers and group of their peers. termine what the atmosphere transported back to the research their core samples in places in­ Twenty instructors submit­ was like thousands of years ago center. cludingChina, the former Soviet ted applications, and ten Union, Africa and Peru. were awarded. The couple is planning an ex­ To receive grants of up to pedition to the Andes mountains $500, instructors sub.mitted in Peru and a trip this summer reports to subcommittees to China. located in their college. Thompson has written over 100 articles for scientific journals all Each subcommittee re­ over the world. viewed the reports, graded them on a scale of one to 20 ~OWNTOW.M and presented their findings to the Research Committee -:• for its evaluation. •• HUNTINGTON. WEST VIRGINIA ·=·•• •• •• •• 50 All SHOWS BEFORE 6 P.M. •• •• 3 S~REO IN A ll THEATRES •• •• KEITH-ALBEE •• WAYNE'S WORLD (PG13) Hunter's Run - Rio TODAY 5:10-7:15•9:20 GREAT MOUSE DETECTIVE TODAY 5:00-7:00-9:00 G t WOMEN'S .,, FRIED GREEN TOMATOES 0 0 0. FASHIONS 4:30-7:05-9:30 PG13 Cl) CD- JFK (R) ::, c:0 N TODAY 4:30-8:10 Q 0 $10 !! "0 & less i OJ E 0 :::i AMS BARY'S 846 Fourth = Outback Red

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Conference games women are riding a modest win­ become especially crucial during ning streak. the stretch run of the season The men, 4-17, 1-8, travel to when team's fight_ for positions Lexington to face the Virginia in the Southern Confernce tour­ Military Institute's Keydets. nament. Marshall is coming off a tough The Lady Herd takes on East 76-75 loss to Southern Confer­ Tennessee State Saturday at3:00 Coach Judy Southard gives her team a few pointers . Southard got her 200 career win Monday night. ence leader UT-Chattanooga. p.m. at the Henderson Center. Coach Dwight Freeman said the Marshall has won two in a row pattern of losing games in the and three of its last four confer­ final minutes is becoming all too ence games to move into fourth familiar. place. Southard gets 200th win "We go down the stretch and Monday, the Lady Herd then we just don't execute," Free­ knocked off then conference By Shea Butler Southard's Collegiate Coaching Record m an said following the UTC leader UT-Chattanooga 58-45 on Reporter------game. "Instead of being patient the road. w L or running an offense, we come The UTC win was doubly sig­ In 1981, a new member of the down and take a bad shot or nificant for Coach Judy Marshall coaching staff took 78-79 University of Tennessee at Martin 11 14 make poor decisions." Southard. The win was over a team with a previous year's 79-80 University of Tennessee at Martin 5 19 Despite the loss, the team Southard's 200th career victory record of only one win. 80-81 University of Tennessee at Martin 11 18 continues to show improvement, as a coach. Monday evening, in Chat­ Junior forward Tracy Krueger 16 particularly since the return of tanooga, Tenn., this member won 81-82 Marshall University 8 junior forward Tyrone Phillips. continues to lead the way. her 200th game. 82-83 Marshall University 10 19 Phillips scored a career high 26 Krueger averages 15 points a Judy Southard, Lady Herd 83-84 Marshall University 18 10 points and grabbed 12 rebounds game for the Lady Herd, 10-11, 3-4. head basketball coach, hit a 84-85 Marshall University 19 10 in the loss to UTC. milestone in her 14-year college Phillips, averaging 15 points ETSU is fifth in the conference 85-86 Marshall University 18 11 coaching career that placed her and six rebounds, said The Herd with a 1-4 SC mark and 4-14 in the ranks ofless than 70 other 86-87 Marshall University 24 5 is ready to make a run during the record overall. The Lady Herd defeated the NCAA women's basketball 87-88 Marshall University 18 10 final six games of the regwar Lady Bucs 65-50 Jan. 27 behind 10 season. coaches. 88-89 Marshall University 18 Kim Kraft's 14 points. Southard said 200 wins was "This was about the turning 89-90 Marshall University 10 18 point of the team last year," Three conference games re­ not a goal she set for herself, it 90-91 Marshall University 20 8 Phillips said. "So watch out, mainforthe Lady Herd who could was something that "just hap­ move as high as the second seed 91 -92 Marshall University 10 11 because we're due." pened. VMI came from behind to de- before the tournament begins. "Being around for a long time like I've been, you're bound to Overall Collegiate Record 200 179 accomplish something like this," Marshall Record 173 128 Southard said. Southern Conference standings Southard began her coaching career in 1971 as an assistant Women's standings coach at West Florence High School in South Carolina. Conference All Games accomplished it," Huff said. After one season,the coach of Cam Henderson in her number L Pct. "One thing to take note of is w L Pct. w the team accepted an assistant of wins at Marshall. 1 .857 13 7 .650 that 173 of my 200 wins were Furman 6 football coach's job at the college Her 200th win, however, did UT-Chattanooga 5 2 .714 13 10 .565 here at Marshall," Southard said. level and Southard moved up. not affect her as much as the 58- Appalachian St. 4 3 .571 8 14 .364 After five years at WFHS, 45 win over University of Ten­ Southard said she bas enjoyed Marshall 3 4 .428 10 11 .476 Southard moved on to the college nessee-Chattanooga. her time at Marshall. E. Tennessee St. 1 4 .200 4 14 .222 level as an assistant at Tennes­ In fact, the players remem­ She said the fans and Western Carolina 1 6 .142 5 16 .238 see-Martin. bered before she did. Marshall commuiity have been There, again, she assisted for "Beating UTC was such a big very supportive ofher teams and one year before moving into the deal for the team that I didn't the efforts she has made over the head coaching position. even remember until after the years. Men's Standings "Wemaynothavethe5,000or With three seasons of college game when the players started Conference All.Games coaching behind her, Southard hugging me and congratulating so fans that the men have but we W L Pct. came to Marshall. me," Southard said. have our faithfuls," she said. YI L Pct. 8 1 .888 17 5 .773 She took over a team that had Kristi Huff, Salem, Ind., sen­ As long as those faithfuls keep UT-Chattanooga 7 2 .778 15 6 .714 ior, said Southard is a great coming to the games and sup­ E. Tennesse St. perennial losing seasons and bas 6 3 .667 13 8 .619 coach and her record shows it. porting her and her teams, Furman turned it into one of the most Appalachian St. 6 3 .667 11 11 .500 "We were all really proud to be Southard said she would not successful programs in the W. Carolina 4 5 .444 8 12 .400 NCAA playing for her when she got her leave Marshall. 2 7 .222 7 13 .350 "I can tell you this," Southard The Citadel Southard bas a career record 200th win," Huff said. 2 7 .222 7 13 .350 said, "I wouldn't coach basket­ VMI of 173-128, in her 11 years at "This is a really big deal and Marshall 1 8 .111 4 17 .190 Marshall and is second only to not many coaches can say they've ball anywhere else." IMP RE THE PARTHENON Friday, Feb. 14, 1992 'Cole' makes a great Valentine gift Valentine's Day By Deanna B. Hall ditorium at 8 p.m. The produc­ The songs "Love For Sale," the opening performance. in China, July 7 Reporter·------tion is a musical revue based on "Come On In," and "All ofYou," The tunes "You're the Top" the words and music of Cole bring a sexy feeling to the show. and "Be a Clown" had the same effect on the audience, bringing Chinese couples tradition­ During this Va-lentine's Day Porter. During Wednesday's perform­ ally celebrate Valentine's day laughter from the stage and the weekend, ifyou and your sweet­ "Cole" was devised by Benny ance the audience smiled and on July 7 with dinner and a heart would like a night on the Green and Alan Strachen, who laughed during these selections. watching crowd. J. Randall gift exchange. Chocolates and town, but your walletis short of have put together most of "Cole" has three additional Hicks, Huntingtonjunior, along flowers are also popular with cash, then use_your Marshall Porter's hit tunes. The show numbers that are memorable. with Denise Hicks, South the influence of western Val­ ID and activity card to see a traces Cole Porter's life from "Friendshlp" performed by D. Charleston sophomore, and entine's Day. show. Yale to stints in Paris, Manhat­ Scott Eads, Spencer senior, and Brad Gemeinhaart, Hunting­ The Chinese have a legend Marshall University Theatre tan, Broadway and Hollywood Philip Wilcox, Chesapeake jun­ ton graduate student, brought of star-crossed lovers. But will present "Cole," today and -with songs, narration, and ior, had the audience laughing life to these songs which was these two are actual stars. Saturday in thtOld Main Au- slides. and tapping their feet during fun to watch. They 're also part of the Chi­ nese celebration equivalent to Valentine's Day. Other countries do Valentine's day differently An ancient Chinese legend says once a young woman and a man live in paradise, By Claud la P. Salas "The idea is that you barely said, "and the guys' Valentine's Other places, such as Paki­ the woman, Juneau, knits Reporter------wear clothes for this night jour­ Day is one month later. stan, don't even have a day set clothes, and the man, ney. It is a very romantic and It is called a 'White Day' and aside for couples. Nyolong, tends cattle. His Exchanging sweets, flowers special time," Geddam said. the men will give any special "We don't have any name means "cowherd." and messages of affection are Citizens of some countries, present to their partners." Valentine's Day in the year," They're smitten with each ordinary Valentine's Day hap­ however, double their pleasure People in Spain have a differ­ said Nadeem Rashid, Karachi, other and neglect their du­ penings for Americans, but by having two Valentine's days. . ent view of Valentine's Day. Pakistan freshman. "We are ties. Uwandadi, the Chinese chances are they never marked In Japan, according to Takaaki Vicente Navarro, Alicante, taught to hide love and to keep equivalent to the Greek god the day by celebrating their love lwabu, a graduate student, Spain junior, explained, "We it inside us. Even if you marry, Zeus, threatens to toss them on elephant rides in the sunset. there are separate days for know it is a commercial day and you should keep your love in­ out of paradise. That's common practice, how­ women and men. we don't take it very serious as side certain boundaries." To remain, they may see each ever, in India, according to "Feb. 14 is the female's day. people do here. It is a celebra­ Iranians and Saudi Arabians other only at 12 p.m., July 7 Srinivas Geddam, a graduate The women have to give choco­ tion mainly for couples and the also do not celebrate Valentine's each year. student from that country. lates to their boyfriends," I wabu common present is flowers." Day.

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