i.hate.fandom A Tasteless Card Game of Social Media Attention Whoring By Ewen Cluney (©2014)

Graphic Design by Clay Gardner

Playtesters: Michael Bom, Chris Camareno, Grant Chen, Nick Colucci, Jennifer Jennings, Thinh Pham, Elton Sanchez, Aaron Smith, Mike Stevens, Dave Taue, Cat Winslow Specs  3-8 Players  30+ Minutes  Ages 16+ (at least)  Materials Needed: Decks, Rules, 50-100 Tokens (not included) Introduction i.hate.fandom is an alternate base set for i.hate.everyone, full of cards about various geeky subjects. You can shuffle the two sets together, or play them separately. Printing I recommend printing the cards that appear after the rules in this PDF on cardstock and then cutting them and putting them into an appropriately sized AMAC box (available from The Container Store or similar). The two types of cards have different labels, but printing on different colors of cardstock can make them a little easier to tell apart. The Cards This game has two kinds of cards: Status Cards and Comment Cards. Status Cards represent what the OP is posting, and Comment Cards represent what other people are posting in response. Each card has two (or sometimes three) parts.

 Post Text: This is the part you use. Post Text is larger and in bold. Status Cards have questions or fill in the blank statements. Comment Cards have things that can become answers or things that go in those blanks. When the post text has a description of a person in parentheses, such as “(The player to your right),” fill in that person’s name when you read the card.  Flavor Text: Below the Post Text is the Flavor Text (which is in italics). Some have useful information about the Post Text, but a lot are just sarcastic comments.  Special Effect: Some cards have a Special Effect below the Flavor Text, which means they make special things happen when they’re played. How to Play Preparing To start with, shuffle the Status and Comment Card decks (separately). Set the Like tokens in the middle of the table where everyone can reach them. You can use glass beads, pennies, poker chips, etc. You’ll want about 50-100 of them. If you don’t have anything handy, play the “Hate to Hate” or “i.hate.democracy” variants instead.

Everyone draws a hand of 10 Comment Cards. Pick someone to be the first Original Poster (OP) any way you want. 1. Pick Status Card The OP draws three Status Cards, picks one, and reads it out to the other players. If the Status Card has a Special Effect, do whatever it says. If it conflicts with another Special Effect that’s still in play, the new one supersedes the old one. 2. Pick Comment Cards Each player—including the OP—picks a Comment Card from their hand to go with the Status Card being played. Wait until everyone’s got theirs before you move on. 3. Resolve Special Effects Go around the table, starting with the player clockwise from the OP, having anyone who has a Special Effect on the Comment Card they’re playing speak up and resolve whatever effect it has. You can’t change your selected Comment Card even if an effect gives you a card you think is better. New Special Effects that conflict always override old ones. 4. Read Comment Cards The players go around the table reading off their Comment Cards. 5. Award Likes Each player picks up one Like token from the pile and gives it to the one player whose comment they liked best. You can’t vote for yourself. 6. Check Hand Size If you have less than 10 Comment Cards, draw more until you have 10. If you have more than 10, discard cards until you’re back down to 10 (you can pick which ones to discard). Some Special Effects can change the Hand Size, in which case draw or discard to that number instead. 7. New Round The person clockwise from the current OP becomes the OP for the next round. Now go back to Step 1. Ending the Game You could play for a set amount of time, until you run out of Like tokens, or until someone reaches a certain number of Likes, but chances are you’ll end up playing way longer than you expected and stop when you’re tired or have something pressing to do. In any case, when you stop playing the winner is whoever has the most Likes.

If you really need a hard rule for when to stop, I recommend going until each player gets to be OP a certain number of times. The first OP should keep the Status Cards they pick each time, and then you stop when they have the number listed below.

# of Times Each Player is the Players OP 3-4 4 5-6 3 7-8 2 Tips and Clarifications  This is a game to play in order to bullshit with your friends, preferably while drunk. Don’t worry too much about winning; random stuff may screw you over anyway.  There’s a bit of a performance element to reading your comments to the other players. You know them better than we do, so think about what will make them laugh.  When effects clash, whether over funny accents of hand sizes, the new one always supersedes the old one. However if an effect is a one-time thing, it doesn’t matter how many there are. If one player plays a Comment Card that says everyone draws 3 cards and another player plays one that says everyone draws 2 cards, everyone’s going to be drawing a total of 5 cards.  If you run out of cards from either deck, it may be time to call it quits, but you can always just reshuffle the discard pile.  If you run out of tokens and want to keep playing, you can get more tokens somewhere, or start using discarded Comment Cards.  Other “i.hate.*” games and expansions are fully compatible; simply shuffle the cards together and play as usual.

Variants Double Hate Each player plays two separate Status Cards each round. This is good if you have a small number of players. Eat Hate You Cat For this variant you will need a supply of small pieces of blank paper. Each player draws a hand of Comment Cards, and passes one to the player to their left. Each player then attempts to draw whatever is described on the Comment Card they receive, and passes that to the player to their left. Each player then takes the drawing they’ve received and writes a sentence describing it. Hate to Hate The OP does not play a Comment Card. All of the other players each pick a Comment Card and place it face-down in front of the OP, who mixes the cards up, and picks one to be a winner. The player who played that Comment Card keeps the round’s Status Card as a Point. Ignore any Effects on cards for this variant (or at least any relating to Likes). If you happen to have other card games that play like this variant (you know what I mean), you can mix those cards in. i.hate.democracy This works like Hate to Hate, except that instead of the OP picking a winner, everyone votes on a winner. To vote, everyone counts to three and points at the winner. Whoever has the most fingers pointed at them wins the round and a Point. Reset Button A player can give up 2 Likes to discard their hand and draw a new one. Share the Hate At the end of each round, pick a card from your hand and pass it to the player to your left. i.hate.fandom Status i.hate.fandom Status i.hate.fandom Status i.hate.fandom Status ______.tumblr. ______is my waifu. ______. So say we com Your pretend anime wife. ______.jpg all. There’s a Tumblr blog for Every player must pass So what’s in that folder you everything. EVERYTHING. How to be sarcastic, 1 comment card of their never show anyone? choice to a player of their Battlestar Galactica style. Players can combine two choice. Comment Cards into one answer if they want. i.hate.fandom Status i.hate.fandom Status i.hate.fandom Status i.hate.fandom Status Adventure Time, A plush of ______: The come on grab Alignment: Chaotic with a hole in the Storytelling Game ______! ______back. White Wolf called their RPGs The opening bit of the In D&D you can play Chaotic “Storytelling Game” to be all You will not be surprised to Adventure Time theme song. Neutral if you want to be pretentious and stuff. hear this originated with a My obnoxious. Or not. Little Pony thing. Hand size becomes 11 until another card changes it. i.hate.fandom Status i.hate.fandom Status i.hate.fandom Status i.hate.fandom Status

All your ______are Being ______is Bella would forever belong to us! Avatar: The Last suffering. treasure Edward’s “All your base are belong to us,” ______bender. “Being Meguca is suffering.” a meme from 2001 or so from a gift of ______. game from 1989. Did you know that in the UK Said a weird internet meme “bender” is a crappy thing to version of Madoka Magica. What does a sparkly vampire Players must read their cards in get for the girl who stutters their best imitation of a digitally call someone who’s gay? Each player draws 2 everything? synthesized voice. Comment Cards. i.hate.fandom Status i.hate.fandom Status i.hate.fandom Status i.hate.fandom Status Big Eyes, Small Dumbledore tried Don’t judge me, those Every Flavor ______Doctor Who? just because I like Beans, but he got Big Eyes Small Mouth was an Third Base! anime-inspired RPG originally to masturbate to one flavored like published in 1997. Hand size resets to 10 if it ______. ______. has been changed. Hand size becomes 9 until Too much information, dude. In the book it was vomit- another card changes it. flavored. Wizardly whimsy! i.hate.fandom Status i.hate.fandom Status i.hate.fandom Status i.hate.fandom Status

Following a successful Good news everyone! I Harry Potter and Kickstarter campaign, For the convention invented a machine for the ______. ______! they’re going to build a I cosplayed as Sailor Harry Potter and the Hatred monument to ______. Moon, except with In Futurama, Professor Farnsworth of Fandom always announces “Good news They got funding to build a ______. everyone!” before basically anything. Each player gives their RoboCop statue in Detroit. Why would you even do that? Everyone must read this in their current hand to the player best Professor Farnsworth voice. to their right. i.hate.fandom Status i.hate.fandom Status i.hate.fandom Status i.hate.fandom Status Homestuck is the easiest cosplay EVER. How do you pass How is babby Just get a pair of horns, How did you finally the time in the formed? some gray face paint, get a girlfriend? and ______. autograph line? I think there are holes Or are you just lying to us? My theory is that Homestuck Whining about it on Twitter? involved. creator Andrew Hussie did that on purpose, and wound up regretting it. i.hate.fandom Status i.hate.fandom Status i.hate.fandom Status i.hate.fandom Status I heard there was a I know Rule 34 is a I gave up on 3D stabbing at Comic- thing, but ______is I tried going on women in favor of Con! What were going too far. 4chan but they ______. they even fighting Rule 34 states that whatever called me a(n) Heroin? Oh, no, you mean you over?! it is, there is porn of it. Period. ______fag. jerk off to anime girls instead. The possibilities are endless, Every player gets an extra That’s what you get. really. Like, without exception. i.hate.fandom Status i.hate.fandom Status i.hate.fandom Status i.hate.fandom Status In the name of ______In Japan they have In the Evangelion In the grim darkness Sailor Moon will punish vending machines remake, Shinji has to of the future there is you! that sell ______. deal with ______. only ______. Some guys are into that kind of A vending machine with Being alienated from his In Warhammer 40,000’s thing. schoolgirl existed father? Oh, you’re telling a slogan it was “war.” It is a very Players must do their best once. LOL! joke. Okay. silly game. magical girl poses when reading their cards. i.hate.fandom Status i.hate.fandom Status i.hate.fandom Status i.hate.fandom Status Just according to keikaku. (Translators Keep ______And Madness? No… Mega Man’s newest note: Keikaku means Carry On THIS! IS! ______!!! ______) foe is ______Man. There was a British WWII SPARTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA From an infamous Death Note propaganda poster that said After like 50 games they’re fansub. Why translate when you can “Keep Calm and Carry On,” Players must read their running out of Men for him footnote? now a meme totally run into cards in their best imitation to fight. Hand size becomes 12 until the ground. of King Leonidas from 300. another card changes it. i.hate.fandom Status i.hate.fandom Status i.hate.fandom Status i.hate.fandom Status

My Little Pony: ______Ned Stark shook his New From J&D: Is (Are) Magic Mystery ______Friendship? Or something far Theater 3000 head and muttered, Bacon Flavored worse? Mystery Science Theater “______is coming.” ______This round everyone plays 3000 was about a guy Ned Stark (of Game of J&D adds bacon-flavor to all Comment Cards face-down. trapped in a satellite forced to Thrones fame) likes to say kinds of things, even when The OP reads them and picks a bad movies. that winter is coming. they really shouldn’t. winner, who gets 3 Likes. i.hate.fandom Status i.hate.fandom Status i.hate.fandom Status i.hate.fandom Status No harem anime is OPPA ______People are wondering complete without STYLE! Panty and ______. why Steve Jackson I could explain the full significance with ______published GURPS Harem is the kind where there’s of the phrase “Oppa Gangnam ______. a bunch of girls and one guy they Style” in Korean, but it wouldn’t fit Panty and Stocking with inexplicably fall for. on this card. is a weird, pervy GURPS (Generic Universal This round everyone plays Comment RolePlaying System) has a Each player gives their current anime from Gainax. Cards face-down. The OP reads them and supplement for just about anything. picks a winner, who gets 3 Likes. hand to the player to their right. i.hate.fandom Status i.hate.fandom Status i.hate.fandom Status i.hate.fandom Status Someone went and photoshopped Wil Phasers also have a Rock, Paper, Scissors, So you know, con Wheaton’s face onto special setting that ______, Lizard policy forbids ______. results in ______. There’s an RPS variant called ______. When stunning just doesn’t “Rock Paper Scissors Spock Wearing your pants on your Wil Wheaton, who played cut it. Lizard.” head. I know, I know. Wesley Crusher on Star Trek: The Next Generation, now has a Tumblr. i.hate.fandom Status i.hate.fandom Status i.hate.fandom Status i.hate.fandom Status

The ______is a lie! The ______of such doge. wow. The Deck of Many “The cake is a lie” —The Haruhi Suzumiya very ______. ______Doge is this weird meme with most overused phrase from The Melancholy of Haruhi The Deck of Many Things is a picture of a dog labeled Portal. Suzumiya is a light novel and a whimsical and dangerous with vague phrases in Comic Each player draws 2 anime series about a crazy magic item from D&D. Sans. Comment Cards. girl who might be God. i.hate.fandom Status i.hate.fandom Status i.hate.fandom Status i.hate.fandom Status The new thing in The new Super Smash Akihabara is fetish The next installment The Slayer’s Guide Bros. game has ______to ______as a hidden character. cafes where you can of Assassin’s Creed Mongoose Publishing had all They put in Sonic, they put in the see girls dressed up will use ______trainer lady from Wii Fit. What next? as ______. DRM. these shitty “Slayer’s Guides” to different monsters. Also Each player gives their current Maids? Catgirls? What is it, Dammit Ubisoft. hand to the player to their left. “Female Gamers.” you sick fuck? i.hate.fandom Status i.hate.fandom Status i.hate.fandom Status i.hate.fandom Status

The worst part The Temple of There’s this new of Grave of the The X-Men recently Elemental ______anime about cute Fireflies is all the welcomed a new girls who’re in a The Temple of Elemental Evil ______. mutant, ______-O. was a famously deadly D&D ______club. One of the most depressing Magneto? Cerebro! adventure module. Anime is getting weird. anime movies ever. Seriously. i.hate.fandom Status i.hate.fandom Status i.hate.fandom Status i.hate.fandom Status This AMV explores There’s this new These are not the ______with hentai visual novel ______you’re We shall combine footage from where all the girls looking for. our robots and form Dragon Ball Z. are ______. Using the force to control ______! I used R.E.M.’s “Everybody Visual novels just getting minds? Perfectly fine. Choking An even bigger robot! Hurts,” because like they’re all fucking weird. a guy? DARK SIDE! hurting from battle! i.hate.fandom Status i.hate.fandom Status i.hate.fandom Status i.hate.fandom Status What are they What are you trying to ban from What are you stockpiling for when What did they make the convention? looking forward to the zombies come? porn of now?! Whatever it is, it’s clearly a doing at the con? I have a store of Twinkies. It What DIDN’T they make violation of our freedoms and We’re hoping your answer is makes sense if you’ve seen porn of? not at all an attempt to keep “playing this game a bunch.” Zombieland. this thing somewhat safe. i.hate.fandom Status i.hate.fandom Status i.hate.fandom Status i.hate.fandom Status What did they mash What did you get a What did you do What do the call up with the Space tattoo of that finally to offend Neil they preferred sex Jam theme this made you realize deGrasse Tyson? position at Comic- time? the tattoos were He’s kind of the new Carl Con? Come on and slam, and getting out of hand? Sagan, and a pretty chill guy. I call this one “The Peter CRAAAAWLING IN MY So what did you do? Seriously, you know that stuff Mayhew.” SKINNNNN is permanent, right? i.hate.fandom Status i.hate.fandom Status i.hate.fandom Status i.hate.fandom Status What does George What finally got What is best in life? What is it that you R.R. Martin do Walter White in think makes Star Trek “To crush your enemies, see behind closed doors trouble with the better than Star Wars? them driven before you, hear at conventions? law? the lamentations of their The perennial nerd argument. The author of Game of The protagonist from women.” Players may swap Star Trek and Thrones is probably into some Breaking Bad got pretty far Star Wars in the Status text if —Conan they wish. sick shit. while making crystal meth. i.hate.fandom Status i.hate.fandom Status i.hate.fandom Status i.hate.fandom Status

What is my spirit What is it they say What is Superman’s animal? What is the answer to Ed Greenwood was You don’t fucking have a spirit newest special the Ultimate Question doing at Gen Con? animal. Now stop screwing around power? of Life, the Universe, Ed Greenwood is the creator on Tumblr and play the game. And is it better or worse than and Everything? of the Forgotten Realms D&D This round each player awards when he threw a giant plastic It’s from the Hitchhiker’s Guide to setting, and kind of a perv. 2 likes to the one player whose Superman logo? the Galaxy. The answer is 42. Comment they liked best. i.hate.fandom Status i.hate.fandom Status i.hate.fandom Status i.hate.fandom Status

What is the TARDIS What made the What myth are the now disguised as? What is there an paladin fall? MythBusters taking app for now? D&D paladins “fall” and lose their powers if The Chameleon Circuit they are dishonorable, because it happened on this week? theoretically lets it look like Seriously, smartphone apps in one book once. Special effects experts who basically anything on the are out of control. If any player has a comment card that use science to test various begins with the same letter as their first outside. name, they must immediately discard it. myths. i.hate.fandom Status i.hate.fandom Status i.hate.fandom Status i.hate.fandom Status What shattered What would you your innocence? What was your What would make a make 20% cooler? Lots of things. You have no new Twitter handle good disadvantage In My Little Pony, Rainbow idea. again? for my GURPS Dash said something should Each player gives their And why do you use Twitter character? be 20% cooler ONCE. Bronies current hand to the player anyway? Quirk: Is Kind of a Douche -1 latched onto it, and here we to their left. are. i.hate.fandom Status i.hate.fandom Status i.hate.fandom Status i.hate.fandom Status What’s keeping What’s the latest What’s wrong with you from getting a thing you can buy the new edition of What’s bigger on girlfriend? with Bitcoin? D&D? the inside? So many, many things. I was going to say the TARDIS. Bitcoin is a “cryptocurrency” Fans of Dungeons & Dragons Any player who receives no beloved by cyberlibertarians love the game, right until the Likes this round may draw and criminals. publisher changes something. 3 Comment Cards. i.hate.fandom Status i.hate.fandom Status i.hate.fandom Status i.hate.fandom Status Why did you get kicked Worst anime Who did they cast out of the convention convention purchase as the next Doctor? Who’s going to the this time? ever? I’m guessing it’s something you tried The hero of Doctor Who panel on ______? What did you do this time? to have sex with. has this “regeneration” thing Conventions have panels on Whomever gets the most Likes This round all card effects are this round must discard their where he changes actors just about everything. reversed; draws become discards, entire hand. On a tie, all tied every few years. gaining Likes becomes losing players must discard their hands. Likes, etc. i.hate.fandom Status i.hate.fandom Status i.hate.fandom Status i.hate.fandom Status You are already You either die a ______! You evaded my hero, or see yourself Your drill can pierce “You are already dead!” ______attack. live long enough to ______! —Fist of the North Star Most impressive. become ______. In Gurren Lagann it was “the Anime bad guys have attacks Each player must …the villain. Says the guy in a heavens.” that are hard to evade. immediately discard a card bat costume. of their choice. i.hate.fandom Comment i.hate.fandom Comment i.hate.fandom Comment i.hate.fandom Comment

A Female Video Game A Sweet Transvestite (Another Player)’s (other player)’s Character Wearing From Transsexual Blog Depraved Fanfics Actual Practical Clothes But... But I can’t see her boobs Transylvania I’ve seen what you’ve been Some crossovers are not hardly at all!!! posting. meant to be. Ever seen The Rocky Horror If you are female, you get one Picture Show? extra Like. i.hate.fandom Comment i.hate.fandom Comment i.hate.fandom Comment i.hate.fandom Comment

After Hours at Abiding Like the A Unicorn With a Comic-Con A Total Party Kill Dude Chainsaw for a Horn You have no idea the kind of When all of your D&D You know, Jeff Bridges’ There really needs to be a shit that goes on at the San characters die. character from The Big heavy metal song about that. Diego Convention Center. And Lebowski. neither do we. i.hate.fandom Comment i.hate.fandom Comment i.hate.fandom Comment i.hate.fandom Comment Air From My Lungs A rather intimate gift from Ale and Whores Applying Brain the Doctor to that tree lady. The best use for gold from Anime Figures Bleach to Forget You get 2 Likes to the dragon’s hoard. Covered in Jizz What You Just Saw distribute this round Any players who have Yes, this is a thing. No, you *shudders* instead of 1. You may split beverages must take a sip don’t want to know. Discard your hand and these between different before reading. draw a new one. players if you wish. i.hate.fandom Comment i.hate.fandom Comment i.hate.fandom Comment i.hate.fandom Comment Applying Rule 63 to Arguing Over the Your Friends Arguing on the Oxford Comma Asian Ball-Jointed Rule 63 of the Internet is the Internet Dolls one that there’s an opposite- That last comma in a list of gender version of everything. “It’s like the Special things before the “and,” left Kinda pretty, kinda creepy, Olympics.” out by terrible people who like very expensive. Gain 1 Like if you are the things to be more confusing. opposite sex from the OP. i.hate.fandom Comment i.hate.fandom Comment i.hate.fandom Comment i.hate.fandom Comment

Bad Dubbing Bearded Dwarven The proper way to enjoy a Hong Avoiding Human Kong martial arts movie. Women Becoming a Contact Discard any cards in your hand The proper way for dwarf Supervillain Sounds good to me. that start with vowels. Draw women to be; Gary Gygax With a Ph.D. in Horribleness? enough new cards to replace said so! them. (Only do this once.) i.hate.fandom Comment i.hate.fandom Comment i.hate.fandom Comment i.hate.fandom Comment Being a Rules Being a Bad Enough Being All Emo and Lawyer Dude to Save the Being a Huge D&D Shit Look, nobody cares that the President Nerd Stop being emo! You should modifier is +2 instead of wear bright colors and be Play “Bad Dudes Vs. Are you free for the next +3! Can we just play the loud and angry! DragonNinja” from Data East hour? Let me explain attacks goddamn game! to find out if you are capable of opportunity to you. Discard your entire hand Trade hands with another of this. and draw a new one. player of your choice. i.hate.fandom Comment i.hate.fandom Comment i.hate.fandom Comment i.hate.fandom Comment

Being Medically Being Bigger on the Being too Kawaii to Being an Utter Man- Incapable of Liking Inside Live child Anything I meant like the TARDIS in Kawaii = Cute Hey, there’s a card about me! With that attitude you should Doctor Who, but okay. Immediately gain 1 Like. be a blogger! i.hate.fandom Comment i.hate.fandom Comment i.hate.fandom Comment i.hate.fandom Comment Benedict Being too Sugoi to Being Trapped Being Wrong on the Cumberbatch Die Under Gabe Newell Internet The actor from the new Sherlock BBC series. With a Sugoi = Amazing Yeah, the guy who runs Valve Someone is doing just that at name that sounds like a porn is kinda fat. this very moment. Immediately gain 1 Like. star from the Harry Potter universe. i.hate.fandom Comment i.hate.fandom Comment i.hate.fandom Comment i.hate.fandom Comment

BitTorrent Black People as Big American Party! The preferred way to pirate Depicted in Anime Blowing Nintendo “We the jury find in favor stuff! Arr! You will not be surprised to Cartridges of… BIG AMERICAN PARTY!” hear that the Japanese are I’m getting lightheaded, and (The 12 people who saw the This round anyone who not hugely familiar with black the game still isn’t playing. Clerks cartoon will love this.) didn’t get any Likes will get one free Like. people. i.hate.fandom Comment i.hate.fandom Comment i.hate.fandom Comment i.hate.fandom Comment

Bribing the GM with Blue and White Booth Babes Body Pillows Sexual Favors Striped Panties Would you be more interested Usually decorated with the I guess that’s one way to get Also known as “shimapan,” in this game if there were a images of doe-eyed anime ahead. and for some reason scantily-clad model showing characters. You pervert. fetishized by Japanese otaku. it off? You and the OP both get 1 extra Like. i.hate.fandom Comment i.hate.fandom Comment i.hate.fandom Comment i.hate.fandom Comment

Burninating the Calling People Bronies Browncoats Peasants Racist Names on Male, adult fans of My Little Hardcore fans who never TROGDOR! (Anyone Xbox Live Pony who need to rethink learned to let go of Firefly. remember Homestar their lives. Show the world that you’re 12 Runner?) years old, if that. i.hate.fandom Comment i.hate.fandom Comment i.hate.fandom Comment i.hate.fandom Comment Cheating at D&D Nah, I totally rolled a 20 Cases and Cases of Chainmail dude. See? Cancelling Firefly Red Bull Sexy but implausible armor Grab 2 Likes and quietly Goddamnit Fox. Enjoy your caffeine with the pioneered by Red Sonja. add them to your pile. If sweet taste of oblivion. anyone asks what you’re doing you have to put them back. i.hate.fandom Comment i.hate.fandom Comment i.hate.fandom Comment i.hate.fandom Comment

Cheetos and Cocktimus Prime, Comic Sans Coming Out as Mountain Dew Leader of the A shitty font that angers the Otherkin The preferred snack of Pornobots kind of people who care I’m actually a Na’vi. Shut up. gamers everywhere. Get it?! about fonts. i.hate.fandom Comment i.hate.fandom Comment i.hate.fandom Comment i.hate.fandom Comment

Committing Suicide Consensual Tentacle Cthulhu Crossplay Because Your D&D Rape Tentacle-faced Great Old Dressing up as a character One, and H.P. Lovecraft’s most Character Died Why are there no NICE of the opposite sex from overused creation. You know, like in Jack Chick’s tentacle monsters? yourself. Not always Discard 3 Comment Cards “Dark Dungeons” tract and You and one player of your horrifying. and lose 2D10 Sanity never, ever in real life. choice each get 1 free Like. Points. i.hate.fandom Comment i.hate.fandom Comment i.hate.fandom Comment i.hate.fandom Comment Death Note Deleting Programs So Daikatana From the manga of the same They Scream In Agony Derpy name, a magic book that Like in Tron John Romero wanted to make kills anyone whose name is If they did that would you be more or less Retarded pegasus with a lazy you his bitch. Instead he written in it. likely to do so? What if they looked and eye, and a favorite among made Daikatana for some sounded like Jeff Bridges? My Little Pony fans for some reason. Another player of your Another player of your choice reason. choice must discard their must discard 2 cards that you hand. choose randomly. i.hate.fandom Comment i.hate.fandom Comment i.hate.fandom Comment i.hate.fandom Comment

Digital Rights Dickwolves DeviantArt Dice Inserted Management Penny Arcade did a gag about A website for posting your art, Somewhere Painful A method for preventing “Being raped to sleep by which can be pervy, but not When cheating at D&D goes piracy, prone to backfiring. Dickwolves” that turned into TOO pervy. too far. a big dumb thing. Discard any cards in your hand that start with vowels. i.hate.fandom Comment i.hate.fandom Comment i.hate.fandom Comment i.hate.fandom Comment Dildo of Enlightenment +2 Dinosaur Erotica There’s actually a book with that in Dividing By Zero Dogecoin Is a thing being sold on the title. I accidentally the whole card A kinda sorta parody of for the Kindle. Also, Look at the 5 cards on of game. Bitcoin. the Comment Cards deck. Take bigfoot porn. one and put the rest back in any order you like. i.hate.fandom Comment i.hate.fandom Comment i.hate.fandom Comment i.hate.fandom Comment

Downloading All the Doing the Drunk Dragon Balls Doing Your Austin Porn Giraffe Dance Seven magical orbs that when Powers Impression ALL. THE. PORN. gathered call the Eternal The official dance of Doctor Yeah, baby! Dragon to grant one wish. Who as of Matt Smith. Take 1 random card from another player. Also, balls. Teehee. i.hate.fandom Comment i.hate.fandom Comment i.hate.fandom Comment i.hate.fandom Comment Dressing Up as a Dreaming of Electric Pretty Princess Drawing Penises on Sheep And having a lovely tea party. Dying of Dysentery Things According to Philip K. Dick You get 2 Likes to A fun way to die in Oregon The ancient Romans did it! androids may or may not do distribute this round Trail. this. instead of 1. You may split these between different players if you wish. i.hate.fandom Comment i.hate.fandom Comment i.hate.fandom Comment i.hate.fandom Comment Dying Under an Avalanche E.T. The Extra Emma Watson of Dominion Terrestrial for Atari Eating Brains Expansions 2600 Played Hermione in the Harry Dominion is a revolutionary It’s good enough for zombies! Potter movies. And she turned One of the worst video games 18 in 2008. So there’s that. deck building card game. With ever made. so many goddamn expansions you wouldn’t believe. i.hate.fandom Comment i.hate.fandom Comment i.hate.fandom Comment i.hate.fandom Comment

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Getting Your Ass Giving Sweet High Fives George Takei Kicked at StarCraft Getting Your Ph.D. is Boo-yah! Up top! Eiffel Tower! Played Sulu in Star Trek, now by a Little Korean Horribleness mostly seems to post memes Kid You remember Dr. Horrible’s You and one other player of your choice each get a on the internet. In South Korea, StarCraft is Sing-Along Blog, right? free Like, but only if you basically a religion, so yeah. high five. i.hate.fandom Comment i.hate.fandom Comment i.hate.fandom Comment i.hate.fandom Comment

Gold Farming Groping Schoolgirls Accumulating gold in an MMO to Grimdark sell it for real money. Griefing on the Subway in Stuff that has over the Causing people trouble just to Japan Look at the 5 cards on top of top grim darkness, like the Comment Cards deck. Take be an asshole. Warhammer 40,000. I heard there’s a video game one and put the rest back in any about that. order you like. i.hate.fandom Comment i.hate.fandom Comment i.hate.fandom Comment i.hate.fandom Comment Grumpy Cat Having Wood for A cat, that looks grumpy, and Sheep Growing an Epic therefore became a meme. Having a Failgasm What? We’re playing Settlers Beard of Catan and I have wood I Another player of your Not as fun as it sounds. Neckbeard no more! choice must show you their want to trade for sheep! hand. Pick 2 cards for them Trade hands with another to discard. player of your choice. i.hate.fandom Comment i.hate.fandom Comment i.hate.fandom Comment i.hate.fandom Comment

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Impersonating Daft Investing in Bitcoin Punk Please, let me trade my “fiat” Huge Breasts money for magical internet Jailbreaking Your I mean, they wear those “Kyonyuu” is the Japanese play money. Phone masks all the time so who word. would know? Give 1 card from your hand Your phone is a criminal. to each other player. (Or as Immediately gain 2 Likes. many as you can.) i.hate.fandom Comment i.hate.fandom Comment i.hate.fandom Comment i.hate.fandom Comment Jar-Jar Binks Japanese People The single most hated Star Japanese Schoolgirl Wars character ever, which is Jerking Off to Sailor The people lucky enough to Porn saying something. Moon be from Glorious Nippon. One of the key genres of Play rock-paper-scissors Whatever turns you on I Trade hands with another pornography. with another player. Winner guess? player of your choice. takes 1 random card from the loser. i.hate.fandom Comment i.hate.fandom Comment i.hate.fandom Comment i.hate.fandom Comment

Kissing Upside- Leaving 4-Sided Joffrey Baratheon Kidnapping Princess Down in the Rain, Dice as Caltrops If you haven’t read/watched Spider-Man Style Peach Yet Again Ever stepped on a d4? I don’t Game of Thrones yet, you You’d think Bowser would get Remember the first Spider- recommend it. don’t know how much he’s a Man movie with Tobey tired of it eventually. If there are 4 players, gain shit who needs to be slapped. Maguire? Good, now try to 1 Like. forget the rest. i.hate.fandom Comment i.hate.fandom Comment i.hate.fandom Comment i.hate.fandom Comment Letting a Steam Lesbian Stripper Sale Ruin You Ninjas Letting a Bear Drive Linking to Snopes Financially Snopes.com is a major fact- One of the many varieties of Your Car It is coming. Low prices on PC checking site. Facebook users Strong Female Characters. I’m not sure, but I think it’s games. Brace yourselves. hate it because it’s usually Discard any cards in your against the law. Discard two cards from right. hand that start with vowels. your hand. i.hate.fandom Comment i.hate.fandom Comment i.hate.fandom Comment i.hate.fandom Comment

Magic Missile Magikarp Lovingly Animated Lynn Minmei A basic attack spell from A nearly useless fish Pokémon, Bouncing Boobs Obnoxious heroine of the first D&D, which never misses, until it evolves and kills Courtesy of Studio Gainax. season of Robotech/Macross. period. everything. Draw 2 cards. i.hate.fandom Comment i.hate.fandom Comment i.hate.fandom Comment i.hate.fandom Comment Making Pony Making Gary Gygax Versions of Maid RPG Making Bacon Spin in His Grave to Goddamn Pancakes Generate Electricity The first Japanese tabletop Everything RPG translated into English. You take some bacon and you A surefire way to accomplish They’ve started calling it Rule You play maids. Yeah. put them in some pancakes. that: Play a version of D&D 34P: There is a pony version that I personally don’t like. of it, no exceptions i.hate.fandom Comment i.hate.fandom Comment i.hate.fandom Comment i.hate.fandom Comment Midichlorians Mark Rein•Hagen Martyring Myself for One of the many ways in Memetic Cat Images Designer of Vampire: The Pluto’s Planethood which George Lucas fucked Masquerade, the angsty What else is the internet for? up Star Wars in the prequels. Damn you Neil Degreases vampire RPG. Really does put Besides porn I mean. Look at another player’s Tyson! a dot in his name. hand and take 1 card of your choice. i.hate.fandom Comment i.hate.fandom Comment i.hate.fandom Comment i.hate.fandom Comment

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My Mom My Virginity Narwhals My Waifu You know who else likes Still intact after all these Like these whale type things The female fictional character playing weird card games? years! with giant unicorn horns. I’m creepily obsessed with. MY MOM!!! Discard 3 cards. Which really exist. i.hate.fandom Comment i.hate.fandom Comment i.hate.fandom Comment i.hate.fandom Comment Natural 20 Nichelle Nichols’ When the 20-sided die comes Nikola Tesla up a 20, you get a critical Neckbeards Sexy Fan Dance Invented a bunch of stuff, success, probably when you Beards that never quite grow From Star Trek V kinda got screwed over by don’t really need it. beyond the neck. Also skeevy Uhura is great and all, but she was 57 when she did this. Yeah. Edison, now worshiped by Pick another player; they nerd guys. If there are 5 players, everyone nerds. have to discard their entire draws a card. hand and draw a new one. i.hate.fandom Comment i.hate.fandom Comment i.hate.fandom Comment i.hate.fandom Comment

Noticing that Cobra Nintendo Wii Commander and Oppai Mousepads Nude Larping Interesting but kinda Starscream Have Mouse pads with breasts. Yes, The best or worst kind of live- overrated game console with the Same Voice really. action role-play. a hilarious name. Woah. You’re right. I’m gonna Draw 2 cards. be thinking about that all day. i.hate.fandom Comment i.hate.fandom Comment i.hate.fandom Comment i.hate.fandom Comment Osamu Tezuka, Rolling in His Grave Panty Shots Forever Pac-Man Erotica Pandaren What better way to class up It’s got to exist. Rule 34 and The controversial panda The great pioneer of manga, an anime than showing girls’ all. people in World of Warcraft. and I shudder to contemplate panties? what he’d make of anime and manga today. i.hate.fandom Comment i.hate.fandom Comment i.hate.fandom Comment i.hate.fandom Comment Peanut Butter Jelly Patrick Swayze Pay to Win Bullshit Paying Extra for the Time Star of Point Break, Ghost, Microtransactions help game Limited Edition Song by Buckwheat Boyz, Dirty Dancing, Road House, known to the internet for devs stay in business, but It comes with a mouse pad! etc., and the subject of an being paired with a dancing paying to win is just bullshit. And a bonus costume! MST3K Christmas song. banana. Also a great way to spend a Friday night. i.hate.fandom Comment i.hate.fandom Comment i.hate.fandom Comment i.hate.fandom Comment Pinkie Pie and a People Who Say Photoshop Sassy Black Woman Pedobear “Females” Adobe’s industry-dominating That’s my OTP. A creepy cartoon bear that As in, “Females are just more image editing software. I’ve Play rock-paper-scissors originated from 4chan. irrational than men. I know seen it before; I can tell by the with another player. Winner because I read about them.” pixels. takes 1 random card from the loser. i.hate.fandom Comment i.hate.fandom Comment i.hate.fandom Comment i.hate.fandom Comment Playing a Stupid Card Game for Playing Cards Playing Leapfrog Hours Playing Angry Birds Against Humanity With a Unicorn Did you know we can see you Seriously, what are you doing I see what you did there. A wise man never does this. through this? And you should be with your life? ashamed. Draw 3 Comment Cards, (Also, a truly ancient nerdy meme.) Everyone draws 2 Comment then discard 3 cards. Cards. i.hate.fandom Comment i.hate.fandom Comment i.hate.fandom Comment i.hate.fandom Comment Playing Vampire: The Masquerade to Pon Farr Playing Tetris Until Pokeballs Get Laid with Goth Mating season for the Vulcans You Die We have the power to Chicks contain living creatures in a from Star Trek. Here Likes A Guy Who Dies of compact phase space. Let’s Trade hands with another Tetris Is that what it takes for you to give a game other than use it for cockfighting! player of your choice. D&D a chance? i.hate.fandom Comment i.hate.fandom Comment i.hate.fandom Comment i.hate.fandom Comment Putting Googly Eyes Poopsocking Your Posing Nude With a Pumpkin Juice on Everything Way to the Level Dalek A favorite beverage in the Hitler just looks way less One of the actresses from Harry Potter universe, threatening this way. Can’t stop playing. No time Doctor Who actually did this. because wizards have terrible Give 1 card from your hand for bio break. What’s your excuse? taste. to each other player. (Or as many as you can.) i.hate.fandom Comment i.hate.fandom Comment i.hate.fandom Comment i.hate.fandom Comment

Putting the One Putting Your Friend Putting Sriracha on Ring on Your Wiener Putting Your Brain in in a Tauntaun’s Guts Everything Either a really brilliant idea a Robot Body to Keep Warm I know sriracha hot sauce is for dealing with Sauron, or the Would you? It worked for Han Solo, and it tasty, but there are limits. worst idea ever. worked on Mythbusters too! i.hate.fandom Comment i.hate.fandom Comment i.hate.fandom Comment i.hate.fandom Comment Quoting Monty Python Quaffing Potions Quidditch Pwning Noobs Let’s celebrate a comedy Swallowing them really fast. The really dumb broomstick Makes you feel l33t, right? troupe known for their What were you thinking? sport from Harry Potter. spontaneous absurdism by repeating the same stuff ad nauseum. i.hate.fandom Comment i.hate.fandom Comment i.hate.fandom Comment i.hate.fandom Comment Raping My Childhood Rape Culture Ragequitting Rainbow Dash Like Steven Spielberg did with Pick a number between 1 Not fucking putting up with Candidate for Best Pony from Crystal Skull! and 10? Wrong, it’s rape. this shit anymore! My Little Pony. (Seriously, what the hell.) Another player of your choice must discard 2 cards that you choose randomly. i.hate.fandom Comment i.hate.fandom Comment i.hate.fandom Comment i.hate.fandom Comment Reliving the Reading a Red Ring of Death Primitive Motherfucking Book Reading the Pornography of the And now your Xbox 360 is No, I don’t mean Oedipus Comments dead. Congratulations. DOS Era Rex. Geez. Don’t do this. It’s not worth it. Discard 3 cards. There is nothing man will Everyone draws 2 cards. not try to use to deliver porn. Nothing. i.hate.fandom Comment i.hate.fandom Comment i.hate.fandom Comment i.hate.fandom Comment

Retconning Robopope, the Rule 34 Short for “retroactive Robot Pope Rolling a 1 One of the Rules of the continuity,” changing Head of the Robot Catholic Church. Critical failure. You fall on your Internet. Specifically, the one established facts about a All players may draw an extra sword and die. that says that no matter what story because you’re not very Comment Card if they wish to accept RoboJesus as their it is, there is porn of it. good at your job. Programmer and Compiler. i.hate.fandom Comment i.hate.fandom Comment i.hate.fandom Comment i.hate.fandom Comment

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Sexually Suggestive My Little Pony Serious Business Sexy Role-Playing Cosplay Sexy Robots Like the internet, or card Also known as “the OTHER Best kind, right? games. I could’ve said “sexually kind of role-playing.” explicit,” so count your blessings. i.hate.fandom Comment i.hate.fandom Comment i.hate.fandom Comment i.hate.fandom Comment Shaq Fu Sharknado Sexy Zombies You know what our beat-em-up What do you get if you combine game for Sega Genesis really sharks with a tornado? A shitty Sci- Eeeew. needs? Shaquille O’Neal. Fi Original Movie. Shaving the Wookie Take 1 card from the top of Another player of your choice Another player of your choice This sounds like a bad idea. the discard pile. must show you their hand. You must show you their hand. You can take up to two cards from can take up to two cards from them. them. i.hate.fandom Comment i.hate.fandom Comment i.hate.fandom Comment i.hate.fandom Comment

Slaughtering Shitting Bricks Innocent Orc Shipping Slashfic What nerds to every time Children Making romantic pairings of something happens with Fanfiction with gay romantic characters. a movie adaptation of parings. Another pastime of D&D something they like. players: Arguing over whether this is okay. i.hate.fandom Comment i.hate.fandom Comment i.hate.fandom Comment i.hate.fandom Comment Spoilers Do NOT tell me how it ends! Slaying the Dragon Small Breasts Spider-Man Look at the 5 cards on top I thought YOU brought the The Japanese have a word for One of the more trolling of the Comment Cards dragonslaying sword! it: “hinyuu.” superheroes. deck. Take one and put the rest back in any order you like. i.hate.fandom Comment i.hate.fandom Comment i.hate.fandom Comment i.hate.fandom Comment

Stabbing Someone Star Wars Episode SpongeBob With a Mechanical Star Trek-Inspired I: The Phantom Squarepants Pencil at Comic-Con Dildos Menace Who lives in a pineapple The nerd switchblade! You know these exist After years of anticipation under the sea? Steal 2 Likes from one somewhere. over new Star Wars movies, other player of your choice. we got… whatever that was. i.hate.fandom Comment i.hate.fandom Comment i.hate.fandom Comment i.hate.fandom Comment

Tainted Sushi Suplexing a Fucking Steampunk Bullshit Stirring Up Cross- Ghost Train Nothing wrong with eating You just grabbed a bunch of Forum Drama raw fish, except when Sabin can do this in Final brown stuff and hot glued Because regular internet something is very, very wrong. Fantasy VI. Coincidentally, FF6 gears to it! forum drama isn’t enough. Discard up to three cards is the best Final Fantasy. from your hand. i.hate.fandom Comment i.hate.fandom Comment i.hate.fandom Comment i.hate.fandom Comment

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Turning to the Dark Underage Trigger Warnings Trekkies Side of the Force Cosplayers in This game doesn’t have any, Hardcore fans of Star Trek, At least do it based on Bondage Gear mainly because it would all be something good, and not and the original nerd losers. Coming to a convention near one big trigger warning. because Bill won’t share the you! Mountain Dew. i.hate.fandom Comment i.hate.fandom Comment i.hate.fandom Comment i.hate.fandom Comment

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Utterly Failing to Vampire: The Pronounce Japanese Vin Diesel Waiting in the Words Even Remotely Masquerade Actor from many a cheesy Registration Line for Close to Correctly A role-playing game about action movie, and a rare 4 Hours Her name is “Chidori,” not angsty vampires that opened celebrity D&D player. Only 4 hours? Lucky! “Chittery.” Chittery sounds like a the hobby up to goths. Twitter client. i.hate.fandom Comment i.hate.fandom Comment i.hate.fandom Comment i.hate.fandom Comment Watching Nyan Cat Wanting to be an Until Your Eyes Dry Wearing a and Awesome Robot Watching My Little Out and You Become a The designer of the game Pony Desiccated Corpse may be subtly promoting his Nyanyanyanyanyanyanya! Please tell me this is a How old are you anyway? book. Gain 1 extra Like per full hour costume. Draw 2 Comment Cards. you’ve been playing this game today. i.hate.fandom Comment i.hate.fandom Comment i.hate.fandom Comment i.hate.fandom Comment

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