New Hampshire Spirit of World War II, Began Its Activity at the Season’S First Pep Rally on Bon on the University of New Hampshire Fire Hill Tonight at 7

Week’s Activities Held for 900 Freshmen Class of ’55 Smallest Activity Night,Dance, Since War; Lib Arts Pep Rally Mark End Leads in Enrollment Of Orientation Week A freshmen class of 863, one of the The Freshmen will be introduced to smallest classes since the conclusion University of New Hampshire spirit of World War II, began its activity at the season’s first pep rally on Bon on the University of New Hampshire fire Hill tonight at 7. The U N H Pep- campus Tuesday as UNH started its cats will lead traditional New Hamp 85th academic year. Some 3,000' upper NEW HAMPSHIRE shire cheers and songs, and Chief Bos .1 ...... : I...... classmen will join the freshmen here ton, varsity football coach, will intro next Tuesday when classes open. V O L . No. 41 Issue 1 Z413 Durham, N. H. September 20', 1951 PRICE — 7 CENTS duce the members of his squad. At Again this year, despite the draft, 7:45 the Sophomore Sphinx will con men students outnumber women by a duct a briefing on Freshman rules at 2-to-l ratio. The latest figures re New Hampshire Hall. leased by the Registrar’s Office list Following the rules clinic, President 559 men to 282 women. Not included Freshmen Arrive at Dormitories Donald H. Richards Robert Chandler and members of the in this group are 22 veterans. University administrative staff will O f the class of 863, some 548 are address the class of ’55. from the state of,. New Hampshire Named as Acting On Friday evening, the annual while the remainder come from states President’s reception will be held at all over the country and several New Hampshire Hall. The most for foreign lands. Admissions Director mal of all Orientation W eek activities, The College of Liberal Arts has al Donald H. Richards, director of the the reception will feature introductions most five times as many enrolled as University’s Placement Bureau has to Prexy and dancing. its nearest rival, the College of Tech been named to the position of Acting The Notch will play host to the nology. The Liberal Arts school has Director of Admissions. He . is re Freshmen at its first dance of the sea an enrollment of 566 while Technology placing Jere A. Chase, who has been son on Saturday. The Notch sponsors lists 138 freshmen. The College of recalled for 17 months active duty as many social events during the year, Agriculture has 94 students in the a colonel in the Air Force. but this one is devoted entirely to Class of 1955 while 43 are taking the In addition to his new duties as welcoming the Frosh. two-year Applied Farming Course. Acting Director of Admissions he will A clambake is planned for Sunday continue to be in charge of the place afternoon at 1:30. The clambake ment bureau. Miss Kathleen Becking- will take place at Chesley’s Grove, and bam, Counselor in the University’s an afternoon of fun may be expected. Dramatic Activities, Counseling Service will act as Assis There will be a Student-Faculty soft tant Director of Admissions. ball game, a greased pig chase and The University’s School Testing races of all kinds. Transportation will Entertainment by Service, which has been administered be furnished from the T-Hall parking jointly by Paul A. Mclntire, Jr. and area beginning at 1:30. Mr. Chase will be administered solely Monday will mark the closing of by Mr. Mclntire. Orientation Week, and a Student Mask and Dagger Activities Night program will be pre (Continued on page 8) The arrival of freshmen has once sented. Upperclass members of stu again given the green light to another dent organizations will give a series year of dramatics on campus. By this of 5-minute skits to show the Fresh time you have probably discovered the men what each group offers in the season ticket booth located in front of "Stumpers” to Hold way of extra-curricular activities. the Bookstore. In short, Mask and Dagger wants your patronage — and As Orientation Week gets under way once again, members of the class of your talents. 1955 roll into Durham, seek out their dormitories and begin the week’s activi First MeetingSept.27 Latest Freshman Handbook The University family’s honorary ties. Shown above is Mrs. Foulkrod, the housemother of brand new Sawyer dramatics society, Mask and Dagger, The University of New Hampshire Greets UNH New Arrivals Hall, greeting some of the arrivals. speaking society, “The Stumpers” will has achieved and maintained a record Inside the Freshman Handbook are of good entertainment in its long his have its first meeting at 7 :30 p.m. Thursday, September 27 in the Organ several instructive sections. Among tory In its two-fold purpose, enrich ization Room, Commons. them are lists of various campus ment of campus culture and experience The New Hampshire Begins 41st The club furnishes opportunity for activities including religious clubs, in all phases of dramatics for partici anyone interested in any phase of pub other societies and organizations, a pants, it stands out as one of the most lic speaking whether .it be varsity or section on social life at UNH, a short colorful activities offered to students. Year of Publication This Week discussion on the combined student The society is headed by Prof. J. Don interhouse debating, the comic debate, government, “'Getting Started”, a ald Batcheller and Bunny Hastings, The New Hampshire, the official plus sports coverage, poetry, pictures, model congress, or in joint programs undergraduate newspaper of the Uni humor, and features. It has editorially with other clubs. message from the President, and a president. section about “ Our Town” which con Today the call has gone out from versity of New Hampshire, today be participated in such issues as the polit Freshmen as well as anyone else tains fire signals, a list of stores and Mask and Dagger to all interested gins its 41st year of publication. ical ban, grading of profs, cheating, who is interested are urged to attend. the services offered in Durham and freshmen to come to try-outs to dis Headed by Bob Louttit, a senior of and safe driving campaigns. The first main event of the year will the University’s Social Calendar for play their abilities. Registration night Urbana, 111., the student newspaper Staff Organization be the Interhouse Debate Tournament the year. wll be Wednesday, Sept. 26, in room 3 each week will bring news and features Each Sunday and Monday night the on November 8. This is when all the The book is edited each year by of New Hampshire Hall; try-outs will of the campus and community to stu staff of The New Hampshire gathers houses on campus vie for the debating representatives of the Sophomore be conducted the following evening in dents, alumni, townspeople and friends. at its offices on the third floor of Bal honors of the University. Sphinx. This year’s staff includes the same place. The activities will The paper, which is entirely student lard Hall where the reporters and staff Programs for the year will be under Richard Bouley, Editor-in-Chief; Syl- start at 7 p.m. both nights. operated and controlled, has consis writers write their stories; the news the direction of the following officers: va Blanchard and Joan Watson, As The fall production this year will tently been among the most vigorous editors edit and assign copy, and the Earle Gilbert, President; Marilyn sociate Editors; Joan Westling, Fresh be held in November, 14 through 17. champions of student’s rights on cam managing editors assign beats for the Crouch, Vice-President; Janet Towle, man Editor; and Assistants Paul At present, there are two shows under pus and has acted as the voice of the coming week and plot the paper prior Secretary; Ronald Gray, Treasurer; Morse and Ginny Ross. consideration,/ “ The Old Maid” by student body. to delivery to the printing department and Mr. John Foxen debate coach. Zoe Aikens and “ Angel Street” by The New Hampshire details news in Hewitt Hall. The associate editor Patrick Hamilton. Upperclass try of student happenings, administrative is in charge of the editorial policies outs for this production will be held decisions, results of campus activities, and public relatons while the editor-in- Oct. 1-2. organizational meetings and programs, chief has general supervision of all Soph Sphinx Name Committees departments. The business staff, headed by the business manager, is responsible for For Orientation Week Activities Freshman Camp Hits New High the finances of the publication. The Plans and committees for Orienta Outing Club will make arrangements advertising department handles ac tion W eek activities were announced for the tentative Freshmen Outing on counts for both local and national busi- Tuesday morning at an organizational Sunday, and The New Hampshire In Attendance and Achievement (continued on page 6) •meeting of Sophomore Sphinx and will arrange Monday night’s Student’s The largest Freshman Camp in the honorary society of “Wagon other assisting organizations. As out Activities program to be held in New UNH history was held at Camp Car Wheels” as being some of the biggest lined by Paul H. Mclntire, director Hampshire Hall. penter in Manchester last week-end, Wheels on campus. Frosh Regulations of counseling, the Sphinx and the Pep- Committees' named by the Sopho lasting from Friday, Sept. 15 to Mon The camp, which has become an cats will have charge of tonight’s Pe,p more Sphinx for the carrying out of These regulations, drawn up their traditional activites are as fol day, Sept. 17. . . institution at the University, consisted Rally on Bonfire Hill; the Sphinx and and enforced by the Sophomore lows: Connie Cahil, chairman; Bruce Designed to promote spirit and fel of a combination of panel discussons Sphinx, are expected to be carried Dick, Sally Walcott, and Margie lowship among incoming Freshman, on all phases of U N H student life; out by the freshmen at least until Weed, Rules and Penalties committee, this year’s camp was voted by Mr. the recreation and activities led by the University Day, when the Fresh Fred Bennett, Ed Hobby, Pep Rally Eddy, assistant to the president, as Freshmen themselves; and, most im men will compete against the Openings in Band, committee; Ed Hobby, chairman; “ one of the most successful camps we portant o f all, by the “ bull sessions” , Sophomores in several athletic Nancy Evans, Karen Schriever, Joan have ever held.” Nearly 200 campers, in which the campers got to know each events. If the Freshmen win they Westling and Margie Weed, Freshman 50 per cent of whom were out-of- other. According to Mr. Eddy, the are allowed to remove their Orchestra, Glee Club Outing committee. state students, were present over the purpose achieved by the camp was “ to “ beanies” and their class flag will The office of the Department of It was decided by the Sphinx that vreek-end, which was sponsored by the give the student a ‘Bird’s-eye’ view of fly on the Lewis Field flagpole Music announced today that there are there would be several revisions in the U.N.H. Christian Association. what was expected of them at college, during football games. openings in the University Orchestra method of persecution of violators of to introduce them to some of their Haney Cole and William Croft were 1. Freshmen “beanies” will be (for credit or audit) on the following Freshmen Regulations which are print co-d’rectors of the affair, assisted by classmates, and to instil in them a worn at all times with the excep instruments; violin, viola, bass viol, ed elsewhere in this issue of The New rousing UNH spirit.” select*. d upperclassmen who acted as tion of Sunday. basson, Frenchhorn and trombone. Hampshire and also published in the counselors. Advisors to the group 2. Know all college songs and Prof. George E. Reynolds should be Freshmen Handbook. Complete de were Mr. Eddy and Rev. Henry Hay cheers and thus learn the true contacted in this connection as early tails for this activity o f the Sphinx den, of the Christian Association. spirit of UNH. as possible. A number of university will be announced at a future date. Recreation and amusement at the E X T R A !!! 3. Attendance is required at all instruments are available at no cost President Paul Harris of the Sphinx camp were provided primarily by the rallies. for those who qualify. stated that Freshmen Regulations Freshmen themselves, in order to de 4. It’s a tradition for Freshmen Auditions will be held Sept. 25 at would be enforced even more rigidly velop more fully their spirit and res UNH Adopts Frosh to march to football games behind 4 p.m. in T-H all 301. A new pro this year and urged that all upperclass ponsibility. Athletics, extemporaneous the band. gram is under development and the men assist in the enforcement. It was skits, and song-fests were among the 5. It’s the privilege of Fresh group meets Tuesday and Fridays at also announced that University Day, many activities enjoyed by the Four Year Ruling men to ring T-Hall bell in cele 4 p.m. at which time the Freshmen compete campers. bration of Wildcat victories. The University Symphonic Band against the Sophomores, will be held Guest speakers from the faculty The University of New Hampshire 6. “ Prexy’s Promenade” is “ out will hold try-outs for drum major of Oct. 9. and administration included: President Athletic Council met Tuesday after o f bounds” for all Freshmen. The the football band this week; Prof. Chandler and Mr. Eddy,_ Associate noon and voted to permit^ freshmen to “promenade” is the east .side of Reynolds will interview applicants at Deans Paul Schaefer of Liberal Arts compete in varsity athletics. Fresh Main Street between Garrison .'his office. Band auditions for flute Annual Boston Alumni Club and Mathies Richards of Agriculture, man teams, however, will continue to Avenue and Ballard Street, in reeds, brass and drums are to be held and professors Edmund Cortez, How •carry out the schedules previously front of the President’s house n 301 on Sept. 27 at 4 p.m. Instru Dance at Hotel Bradford arranged for them, and only those 7. No awards and insignia, other ments for band are also available; re ard Jones, D H Daggett, Carlton The annual dance which is sponsored Menge, G. R. Johnson, and Alden freshmen who show •definite varsity than those of U N H , are to be hearsals are held Monday and Thurs promise will be carried on the varsity. by the Boston Alumni Club of the Uni Winn. worn on campus. day at 4 .p.m. versity of New Hampshire will be held Among the camp highlights most Proceeding this vote was the annual 8. All “ beanies” are removed All freshmen men'1 interested in the this year after the UNH-Brandei§ game enjoyed by the Freshmen were the Yankee Conference Meeting, in which •when passing under T-Hall arch. ROTC band should contact Mr. Allan in Waltham on September 29. panel discussions by the faculty, on six New England state schools voted 9. Upperclassmen are custom Owen in Ballard 301. The dance will be held in the Hotel the different aspects of life at U N H ; to allow the four-year rule. It was arily greeted with a cheery “ H i” Also announced were tryouts for Bradford, Boston from 8 p.m. to 12. •the campus stunt night, when the left up to the individual institutions to by all Freshmen. Men’s and W om en’s Glee Qlubs. The dance will be preceded by a gather campers gave their impressions _ of make the final decision. 10. The Freshmen Class will be Freshmen girls should see Miss Elaine ing of University students and alumni typical college types; and the initiation The freshmen elegibility ruling was responsible for constructing the Majchrzak in Ballard 105 immediately. at the hotel at 5 p.m. o f the camp counselors, when those used last in 1946, when it was adopted throne for the coronation at the Men applicants are asked to contact Admission to the dance is $1.20 per upperclassmen were indoctrinated into almost unanimously the country over. Winter Carnival. Prof. Karl H. Bratton in Ballard 102. person, tax included. PAG E T W O THE NEW HAMPSHIRE, SEPTEMBER 20, 1951 Official Greetings to the Class of 1955 Freshmen Greeted Your U N H Administration Welcomes You Dean Seeley Offers By Dean Blewett Welcome Message of President Chandler Greetings to Frosh To Members of the Freshmen Class: “ A hearty greeting to the Class of It is^ a U easuure to welcome the 1955! Welcome to the opportunities I hope to have the privilege of greeting each one of you person class of 1955 to the University of New and responsibilities of college men and ally during the next few days or weeks. But in the meantime, I am Hampshire. You have come together from various parts of the country and women; opportunities almost as num grateful to your student newspaper, The New Hampshire, for this erous and varied as your own individ- are more or less strangers to each uual interests and tastes. Chief among opportunity of saying, “Welcome to the Campus!” other. I,t will not be long, however, them is the opportunity to grow and I consider each of you to be very fortunate to be a student at the before many friendships will develop develop as a responsible citizen, first University of New Hampshire. You have ahead of you a wonderful and you will begin to feel at home. Before the year is out you will feel as a member of the University com opportunity npt only to obtain knowledge that will fit you for a munity, later as a member of a larger a comradship and pride in your class. You should, and I am sure you will, society. You will find all the mem position on graduation, but also to learn how to live a full and want to make the class of 1955 the best bers of the administration and faculty satisfying life. You have opportunities ahead for participation in one we have ever had on this campus. eager to assist you." athletics, and such activities as drama, music, student government Edward Y. Blewett, Dean W e are always working to make the affairs, fraternity, sorority or dormitory life. You will learn how to University of New Hampshire a better College of Liberal Arts live with people, how to organize your time — in fact you should and better place for you. As we each graduate a well-rounded individual confident of your ability, yet strive to do our part we will find life rich and rewarding. I sincerely hope Dean of Women humbled by a realization of the vast store of knowledge that has been you find it that way not only while acquired in each area of endeavor to which you have gained only you are here but also for the rest of Advises '55 Co-eds an insight. your lives. T o the Girls of the Class of 1955: Remember that your first obligation as a student is to give sat L. E. Seeley, Dean, A happy college career will be a isfactory performance in the classroom, but along with this is the College of Technology ROBERT F CHANDLER, JR. synthesis of your past, your present, need to develop personality and character that will equip you to and your future. If you attained A be an effective citizen in a democracy. in sand pile at four and A in algebra Evelyn L. Ross, a former student at at fourteen and other elements of your You will find your professors to be friendly and capable. Seek UNH, was commissioned a second life fell into a similar pattern, you Deans of Agriculture their guidance and you will find it freely given. Know that this lieutenant in the Organized Reserve, probably have habits of work and of is your University, an institution with a long and great tradition. Women’s Army Corps, recently at sociability that will stand you in good As others have contributed to its greatness during the past 83 years, Fort Lee, Virginia. Lt. Ross ranked stead. If, however, you have made Extend Welcome second in her class. Her home is in little effort heretofore and yet expect At the beginning of each new acad so you have the privilege of doing in the next four years. Kingston. to accomplish miracles now (that you emic year it is always a pleasure to Good luck to each of you as you commence this exciting ad are more definitely on your own, the welcome the new and old members of venture ! habit of “ just getting b y ” will be the student body to the campus. Robert F. Chandler, Jr. to maintain and nurture democratic a serious obstacle to you. In college In the college of Agriculture, in student government. I can think of the past will inevitably be with you spite of the fact that a number of no better place to develop good habits for good or ill and should be dealt potential freshmen have been drafted Dean William Medesy begin the academic year with enthusi of citizenship than in the University. with. A respect for serious work in and others have chosen to remain on asm and a will to cooperate in all of The more you participate in student the past will serve you better than the job on the farm,' the number of Welcomes Freshmen the diverse activities of the Univer activities, the greater and richer will quick wits and a retentive memory. freshmen enrolled about equals that of sity. your college experience become. Although rooted in’ the past, your last year. Excqpt for scholastic casual I wish to extend a hearty welcome A university needs good followers I wish each of you a successful year. life at college will seem at least in ties and a few in the armed forces to each new and former student. I as well as good leaders. I urge each part quite new to you. Many of you nearly all of the upper classmen are hope you have had a pleasant and of you to support your student govern W. A. Medesy must make new friends and all must back on the job. Although the world profitable suummer and are eager to ing bodies to the fullest extent in order Dean of Men come to terms with new problems. situation remains uncertain the fact Achievement and fun are equally im remains that a great majority of the portant for success in a new environ students now on campus will be able ment both to enjoy and to make your to complete their college education freshman year a reasonably good rec and make use o f it as they have ord, requires discrimination; discrimin planned. ation in interpreting what you really H. C. Grinnell, Dean, and value and discrimination in searching M. C. Richards, Associate for the best compromise in many situ Dean, College of Agriculture. ations that cannot be entirely to your liking. In spite of an abundance of ancer rrevtew to r required courses for Freshmen, it will help you select one course that you feel certain you will enjoy of and for FRANKLIN itself. It is also a good idea to enter SEE THE COMPLETE ARRAY OF NEW Durham, N. H. one or more activities that will broaden PARKER PENS YOUR DEALER IS your range of interests. Good luck to you all in this import- Sun.-Mon. Sept. 23 FEATURING NOW. AMERICA’S PREFERRED and venture Ruth J. W oodruff MR. BELVEDERE RINGS WRITING INSTRUMENTS, THEY BRING THE BELL REAL PRIDE AND LASTING WRITING Dean Sackett Hellos Clifton Webb Joanne Dru PLEASURE. YOU’LL FIND A PARKER AT UNH Class of ' Tues.-Wed. Sept. 25-26 ALMOST ANY PRICE YOU FAVOR. “ W elcoming a newcomer into the UNH family is something that needs to be done almost instantly. As soon PEKING EXPRESS as you get here you are one of us. Joseph Cotton Corinne Calvet Those of us who have been in the family longer than you who have just come to the campus want to get to Thurs. Sept. 27 know each o'f you personally as fast as possible. You will also want to ON THE RIVIERA get to know each other better. W e In Color always have been friendly here. With your help, this year, we can be more Danny Kaye Gene Tierney friendly than ever.” These warm words of greeting to the Freshman class are extended by Two Complete Shows Everett B. Sackett, Dean of Student Administation. Starting at 6:30 — No Matinees

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Student Senate Hi Frosh ! Know . . . Best Years It’s been said many times in history, but it The first thing that the editors want to do in seems to us that today, more than ever, govern this issue of The New Hampshire is to welcom e ment should be everyone’s business. Pardon the you new freshmen to the University. This issue broad term, but our way of life is being threaten is printed expressly for you and for the next four ed by a form of dictatorial bullying that reeks of years (we all hope) this will be your university the paper hanger’s plot of world conquest. Call and your home for the greater part of each year. it what you will — we have a word — it’s try Going to college is an opportunity for devel ing to make us look like “war mongers”, world opment of abilities and of personalities which is dominators, capitalistic stranglers of the work available to only a few people. It is an opportu ing man and what have you. We know the accu nity which should be used to its fullest advan sations are not true, but do we know what is tage, and obviously the best use of studying time, true? class time and extra-curricular activity time can Logically, the best way to disprove a lie be made in an atmosphere of school spirit; of is to know the truth and be ready to deliver pride in this University. it in no uncertain terms to the accuser and to the people he’s misinformed. The question is, O f Your de we know about our national government? The small beginnings of your feelings of The University Family has a governing university loyalty will be instilled when you body you should know about, too, It is student- first put on your freshman beanie next week. It run and affects us all; any group that works for will be a feeling which will grow throughout your welfare and is comprised of members you your college years, until the lump in your throat yourself elect to the post should be studied, on commencement day will make you realize just understood and appreciated. Your campus gov how big a thing it has gotten to be. ernment is known as the Student Senate. It’s That beanie is the symbol of a forthcoming legislative body is composed of men and women great new experience: the aquisition of vital elected on the basis of housing units (one repre knowledge and, more important, the ability to sentative for every fifty students, or major frac learn; the jubilant feeling after a successful foot tion thereof), with every housing unit assured ball game; the excitment of a big dance weekend; at least one senator. «ft the use of talents in extra-curricular activities; "—They just manage to break even." . . . Your . . . and the sense of belonging to a great univer sity. So what, you may say, every college has some sort of student government. It’s not un Lives O n the Spot usual in the least. Beg pardon, but it is unusual. From ten students and one building in 1868, Up until the end of last semester there were two we have grown to a campus of about 3000 stu separate and distinct governing bodies: one for dents and more than forty buildings in 1951. men and one for women students. Needless du Many of the members of our faculty are widely O N C A M P U S plications and governmental complications were known authorities in their fields. We have one often the result of the two-power system. Then of the finest technology buildings and depart with Dave Cunniff came the Rolling Ridge Conference on Campus ments in this part of the country. Our annual When I first came to this University, the common reason my Affairs. Writer’s Conference is an event of national notice. classmates gave for entering college was: “I want to get ahead.” Leaders from both groups launched a move The list is endless. Since your class is undoubtedly as infantile as my own, that’s prob ment to combine men’s and women’s student It is futile for anyone to tell anyone to be ably the real aim of your college career, too: you want to get ahead. government on the campus. Receiving impetus proud of their university or to have lots of col It would be frightfully cynical of me to say that it would have been from favorable resolutions by several commit lege spirit. W e ’re lucky here; we don’t have to. a good idea to get one, or even a nucleus of one, before you arrived tees, far-sighted students came away from RRC- You’ll do it yourself. You won’t be able to help in D urham ; so I w on’t say it. But, since I have reached my senior CA bent on informing the student body of thq, it. R. I. L. year to heaven, I should say that it is my duty to advise you on your plan and convincing them of its merit. In brief, college career; and since you want to get ahead, that subject is the they did. one on which I shall advise you. . Government Students First, be normal. By all means be ~ ------Numerous advantages and concrete work normal. If you, at any time during This brings up a ticklish point, of The Secret . your four years here, do anything that course. What if you want to do some goals are expected to result from the new consti is seriously unconventional, even to the thing, and the crowd doesn’t’ ? Does tution. Here’s the part we should all play: get The Class of 1955 has received a distinct extent of brushing your teeth four one sneak off to do the deed? By no honor in being the first class at the University times a day instead of three, you will to know the representatives from your housing means — this is the very point on to occupy two new beautiful dormitories, Sawyer be a marked person. You must re which so many people fall. Remem unit; maintain your awareness of campus affairs ; member that this is a democracy, and ber, you are being watched. W hen it find out what your government is doing; take Hall for women students and Alexander Hall the masses of people demand rigid comes ‘time for you to join a fraternity your ideas to the men and women who have been for men. Also during the summer months a men’s adherence to their code of conduct. or sorority, about which institutions fraternity, Acacia, has completely remodeled a So — watch how often you brush your elected to present the student body’s wishes to more will be said below, it will be building for their chapter house. teeth. You wouldn’t want to slip up, known to your prospective brothers or a group that can do something about it, And — would you? So we formulate rule 1: sisters not only how many times a this is important — when the time comes for The past five years since the conclusion of Never do anything that everybody else day you brush your ‘teeth, but even any kind of polling: vote! G.R.B. World War II has been one of the greatest is not doing. whether you snore at night. Be pn guard, therefore, and enter into your periods of expansion in the history of the Uni getting ahead with the proper spirit: versity. During that time four new men’s dormi Abnegate your self entirely, and joy Flick of the Wick tories, a women’s dorm, a new agriculture de fully. partment building, and a million dollar engineer Conformity in conduct of course re “The Mask of the Avenger” •— Gooddy ing building have been erected. This is proof flects itself in conformity of' thought. goody girls — this is it. Y our chance to howl. You perhaps think, and undoubtedly that the University of New Hampshire is one of John Derek returns once more to the screen Official Undergraduate Newspaper of have been told, that you will learn to the fastest growing institutions of higher edu the University of New Hampshire think here at the University. The from his recent football success in “All The cation in the country. facilities to acquire such skill are here, Kings Men.” Only this time you have the chance Published weekly on Thursday throughout the achool year by the students of the University of that is true; but not for get-aheaders. to see him in technicolor. Those teeth! Gad, he New Hampshire. You must be especially careful on this ... Of ... • Entered as second class matter at the post office matter — make sure, for instance, that looks as though he’s smiling through a bridge. at Durham, New Hampshire, under the act of March There is still more to be done before the 8, 1879. Accepted for mailing at special rate of your answers in class are appropriately There’s enough porcelain in that thar mouth of postage provided for in section 1103, act of October mediocre. Brilliance would cause jeal his to furnish a china shop. And the boys, nat University is in top physical condition. However, 8, 1917. Authorized September 1, 1918. ousy; stupidity would cause laughter; urally, according to the Hc^llywood formula, are a step has been taken in that direction. Last year Subscriptions...... $2.00 per year safe mediocrity is the only answer. not to be denied. For the funeral feast of male a special commission was appointed to study the Indulge in the commonplace. A good future needs and recommended a 10 to 20-year EDITORIAL OFFICE rule to follow is: meats, there is offered a charming cross-eyed Rooms 306, 307 Ballard Hall Think only what your dear old Mom beauty who looks like the “Before” in an eye long range construction program. The entire pro BUSINESS OFFICE and Dad would be pleased to have you correction ad. The time and place for this al gram would require an expenditure of $6,000,000; Room 308 Ballard Hall think. of which $4,525,000 would have to be appropri By now, if you are at all on the ball, most deMille extravaganza? Italy about 1800. you will have thought that all this ad All the clap-trap left over from “ Marie Antionet- ated by the state or federal government. Of the ftoodMftblegidte Press vice of mine is dependent, not on your te” and Danny Kay’s “The Major General” are remainder $1,250,000 would be self-liquidating. own desireS, but on the desires of other REPRESENTED FOR NATIONAL ADVERTISING BY used — down to breasts (male variety) filled Among the new additions needed are an addi National Advertising Service, Inc. people. That is true. There are a tion to the library, a Liberal Arts building to couple of good old Anglo-Saxon words -vwith medals. And then a loan from Dumas is College Publishers Representative to describe the process, but since a in order, in the form of Monte Cristo’s sword. house social sciences, a new dairy building, a 4 2 0 M a d i s o n A v e . N e w Y o r k , N . Y . home economics building, a Student Union build Ch caso ’ Boston • Los anseles - san Francisco mysterious convention has declared “ The cry, sirs, is A venge” . — From all we can them unfit for print, I shall resort to gather, the avengers will be those who see this ing, a modern poultry plant, a radio station, and Printed by the Printing Department, a euphemism: an auditorium large enough to accommodate the Sycophancy is the key to all success. dashing display of unconvincing plot. E.R. University of New Hampshire entire enrollment. In addition to this, a revision There is another key, too. It is Durham, N. H. Sept. 20, 1951 hypocrisy. You .must be a Christian, of the athletic plant, including an indoor swim in order to get ahead, for instance; A n d in the End ? ming pool, a skating rink with artificial freezing EDITOR ...... Robert Louttit, ’52 you must also support capitalism, an equipment, and the enlarging of the field house, BUSINESS MGR...... Bob Scott, ’53 unChristian institution. This is one This is the period of awakening. Freshman are planned. instance of hypocrisy. Another is that to the Universities all over the country are about EDITORIAL BOARD you, along with all the rest of the herd, to be indoctrinated into new vocabularies, they Managing Editor Bob Bonneau, *53 must champion “individualism,” in Expansion Jr. Managing Editor Leighton Gilman, *54 are learning new names, like Eliot, Edward Arl chorus. Therefore: It was expected that this year's enrollment News Editors ...... Dick Bouley, *53 By all means be a hypocrite. ington Robinson, titrations, Thermopoles, and Dee Dee Chase, *53 T o continue on hypocrisy, let me say would be approximately 10 per cent less than Priscilla Hudson, ’54 many others. that you must chant all the conven last year when 900 students made the Class of Sports Editor ...... Tom Kirkbride, ’53 Before this, in the lower grades, vague shapes Assistant Sports Editor ...... Peggy Ann Leavitt, *52 tional terms about racial and religious 1954 the second largest in the history of the prejudice. Then you must join a dis were formed from general outline courses. They school. This year, despite the draft due to the BUSINESS BOARD criminatory fraternity or sorority, found that they were only scratching the sur Advertising Manager ...... Rita Scott, *53 where good clean American kids critical international situation, enrollment has de Subscription Mgr...... Hazen Bickford, *52 gather to have good clean fun. On face of great works and sciences and some be creased only slightly; another reason that UNH Advt. Agents ...... Roy D. Thompon, ’54 matters of sexual morality, you must came aroused enough to want to continue their Rud Ham, ’ 53 has grown. be modest in society and prurient in educations and seek out the final answers. New Hampshire, in its perfectly located REPORTORIAL STAFF privacy. Your religion must be pious, College does not supply final answers. It Reporters: Joan Westling, *54; Jane Spinney, *54; but only to a casual extent. rural area, will continue to grow as long as it Peter Ordway, *54; Barbara Sykes, ’54; Ann You will, as I said, join a fraternity only provides for an awening. An awakening to gets the cream of the high school graduates to Merrow, ’53; Dan Ford, *54; Bruce Dick, ’54; Howard Brooks, ’52; Bill Clark *54; Dave Huf- or sorority. You must do this: there’s the myriad of things which make our cultures enter as freshmen. It is the complete student fer *54; Marty Townsend *51; Bob Farrar *53. no other way out. T o speak the argot, and other cultures. It poses more questions and body, including all freshmen, that makes the Staff Photographer: Art Rose, ’53. if you stay outside the houses, you are Verrier, *54; Herrick Romney, ?54; and Art only furtheres the true student along in a faster University. As long asffreshmen enter and stay Rose, *53. a “ barbarian.” Once you are in, how Correspondents: Jim Gale, *51; Margie Battles, ever, having pleased the brothers or and faster whirl towards the only possible end in school until graduation, the University of Correspondents: Barbara Dillon, ’53; Margie Battles, ’52; Art Creighton, ’52; and Earle Gilbert, ’52. (continued on page 6) — Knowledge. R.C.B. New Hampshire will continue to grow. L.C.G. PAG E FO U R THE NEW HAMPSHIRE, SEPTEMBER 20, 1951 Freshmen Wanted to Fifty-eight Years of Fill Managerial Jobs So you like football? Maybe yours is an avid interest in the game, but New Hampshire Football your conscience and physique refuse to let you play. If so, here’s a scheme When Chief Boston and his forty-odd disciples of winning you may be interested in. It’s an football take to Brandeis’ spanking new, well-drained athletic field opportunity to be associated with the less than two weeks hence, it will mark the 58th year of inter team, and to win your numerals in the process. collegiate competition for New Hampshire, a period which, oddly Louis Newman of Tiheta Chi, head enough, has seen the scales balanced at 180 wins, and 180 losses, football manager, is anxious to meet with 37 other engagements ending in ties. It’s been an era in which and talk to any and all freshmen who the school has graduated from the free-fisted, flying wedge of eleven would like to manage either freshman or varsity sports. The situation this man football, when Dover High, the Portsmouth Y.M.C.A., Ber year presents a real chance for the wick Academy and the Somersworth freshman, as there are openings on Town Team supplied the thrills, to the mares to eminate from Brunswick. both the frosh and varsity teams for two-platoon, inter-seotionalized, Chief The year of 1898 was an ambitious managerial positions. Lou stresses the Boston football that types the W ild one athletically, as the authorities fact that absolutely no previous experi cat today. worked out a schedule to include eight ence is prerequisite, and that he can —’Way Back When opponents. The result must have use just as many fellows as are willing The first contest of football that the been gratifying, for after a prelimin to report. The time required is com “ New Hampshire College of Agricul ary loss to Bates and the usual Bow paratively negligible, as he considers ture and Mechanic A rts” was engaged doin walk-over, the home team did a three afternoons a week satisfactory. was with the Newmarket Town turn-about, piling up 81 points in a That’s the story. You’ll meet a lot Team. On that fall day in 1893, the game with now football-less Sanborn of interesting people, and learn a lot townies bested the fighting collegians Seminary. Not even the drive-’em of practical worth in the bargain. Lou by a score of ten to nothing. dizzy Bostons of 1951 have passed is at the field house every afternoon. Apparently the trustees and faculty that mark. This team instilled more W hy not go up and see him? liked what they saw that afternoon, optomism in Durham when it became for the next year the experiment was the first to finish a season with a Ed Douglas, the University’s “ Little continued and the university won two creditable record. It won four, and All-American” guard and a major in of its five games. lost the same number. hotel managment, spent the summer as The first mark on the winning side The Lowest Ebb a cook at Franconia, N. H., but re of the ledger was notched when the Again in 1899 the team managed to ported for fall camp ten pounds lighter Durham swarties defeated the Dover finish the season on an even won-lost Chief Boston talks tactics with the Wildcat co-captains, halfback Jack than last season.. Ed refuses to admit High School, twenty to six. Written basis. But just a football pride was Bowes (28), and guard Ed Douglas (66). (UNH Photo) it was his own cooking. descriptions of these first battles are being permanently inbued in town, scarcely accessable, but if one takes things began to happen. Three coaches the time to thumb through the crumb stopped at the campus for one-year ling leaves of the September 27, 1895 stays, and had a brand of luck that edition of Foster’s Weekly Democrat, ran on almost an even plane. From he might see this account of a college 1900 until 1905, New Hampshire was gam e: able to win only eleven games, while “The New Hampshire College foot losing 29. The 1901 seoson was as ball team went to Exeter Saturday and poor as any in the dairy, for the Blue were defeated, 29-0. Lack of practice and White failed to score a single was noticeable with our team. Our point. interference was of the poorest kind, With the coming of E. R. Herr as and the rush line was easily broken head coach in 190'5, only the team’s throughout the entire game. The heat schedule improved. It was the first during the afternoon was very intense all-college season for New Hampshire, and several men on both teams were and included many of today’s Yankee compelled to retire.” Conference members. Maine, Massa Another article from Foster’s Week chusetts State, Rhode Island State, ly leads us to believe that the univer and Vermont appeared, along with sity appointed no regular coach for four other schools that have ended the team then. Printed a year before, football relations with the University, it informed the readers that the “ Soph Brown, Middlebury, Bates, and Tufts. omore class of the college had elected The 1907 season was morbid with Mr. Bartlett director of the football the exception of the one New Hamp team.” shire victory, that being a five to noth In 1897, Bowdoin, then in her foot ing upset of powerful Bowdoin Uni ball prime, gave the Durhamites a versity. This hit the sweet tooth of sound lesson in football procedure— Durham fans and students, who re to the tune off 64-0. This was the membered the terrible beatings admin worst licking a New Hampshire team istered by the Bears in 1897, ’98, 1901, was to absorb until 1914, and the first and 1902. ’re better off in a series of New Hampshire night (continued on page 5)

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As early autum rustles slowly into Durham, and tinge o£ burning leaves fills the nostrils, we spot Bob ’n Betty co-ed shuffling towards New Hampshire Coaching Staff nowhere in particular, hands clasped in whiteish tightness, their Only one new face appears in the starry countanences fixed upon no one but themselves. W e sigh, and Wildcat high command this fall. He for a moment believe once more in love’s sweet song. Regaining our is Dale Hall, whose legend at West senses quickly we walk on, wondering how, in this age of radar, tele Point makes him as desirable an ad dition to the Durham A. C. as could vision, and atomic energy, on| can be anything but practical. In be hoped for. sharp parallel, and oft-argued controversy, time worn and verbally Pat Petroski, whose seven-man fore trodden a hundred million times, has made another appearance on the fronts have battered opposing lines to grounds of the Wildcat Country Club. the ground for five years, is the staff’s Last spring, at the annual Yankee Conference meeting, the ques oldest member in point of service. An All-Southern Conference guard in his tion of freshman participation in varsity athletics was ressurected. competitive days at the University of It was brought about, evidently, by the fact that many “big time” Miami, -his was merely a name in schools were adopting the plan, due to the country’s situation of na newsprint until 1946. Then he arrived tional emergency, and the anticipated manpower shortage. in Durham, and with Biff Glassford, now of Nebraska, he molded a team The question was put to a vote, the result being in favor of that won 19, lost four, and tied three adoption by a four to two count. Only New Hampshire and Maine over a three-year period. This year dissented. All six member schools were agreed, however, that the Pat continues his duties as line coach individual institutions should make the final decision. Vermont, and head lacrosse man, but gives his head berth in hockey to Horace Mar Massachusetts, Rhode Island, and Connecticut took advantage of tin. the move without question. Maine was undecided, and New Hamp Gus DiRubio, on Petroski’s left in shire tabled the problem until last Tuesday. the picture, was a halfback on the 1947 Their reasons for and against the problem are manifold. Its undefeated edition of the Wildcats. After a stint in the Navy, he came to most recent application was in the fall of 1942, when Chic Justice Durham for his undergrad work. He and a bevy of freshmen had the distinction of presenting the Uni is a physical education instructor, and versity with its first undefeated football schedule in history. That assists Martin with freshman football. year, such names as Janetos, Lane, Rainey, and Parker were fore In the -sprng he helps Andy Mooradian with -the freshman (baseball team. fronted as the freshmen whose parts were most invaluable to the Dale Hall comes to New Hamp Wildcat cause. Many of these men returned in 1946, to find even a shire boasting an impressive past. An eight-letterman at Army, he won The 1951 New Hampshire football staff. Standing, left to right: Pat larger number of freshmen in varsity uniforms. Included were Bruce Petroski, Gus DiRubio, Dale Hall, Clarence “ Chief” Boston, Andy Mooradian, Mather, Gus Gilman, and Alphie Swekla, whom most Durhamites his -chenile first as a member of the Black Knight’s backfield, where to and Pepper Martin. (U N H Photo) remember as the last of the four-year varsity competitors. The gether with (Glenn Davis, D oc Blanch ruling was reversed in the spring of 1947, and remained in a mummi ard, and Doug Kenna, he jeopardized playing days. He played his -football fied state until last spring. the sanity o f football coaches the for George Sauer, and also lettered in country over. He was, in his collegei- hockey and lacrosse. In addition to Martin Issues Call Pros and Cons ate days, tops among the nation’s bas frosh football, -he handles the Kitten The proponents of the proposal believe strongly in its worth. ketball greats, capturing the West lacrosse -team, and most recently has They point to the fact that, with the University of Maine excepted, Point -team in bis senior year, and become varsity hockey mentor. His To Frosh Footballers every team on the New Hampshire schedule is leaning heavily on winning All-American honors in 1944- frosh hockey team will -be taken over Freshman football coach Pepper by Chief Boston. * its freshmen. If the University did use freshmen, only the more 45. He also played varsity tennis for Martin has announced that there will three years, and was a member of the be a meeting -of all candidates tonight talented of the crowd would be permitted inside varsity ranks, and 1945 unbeaten squad. in James Hall, room 3-01, from 9:30 the benefit derived would be twofold. The yearlings would profit by Chief Boston, head luminary of — 58 Years until 10. This meeting will follow the by the experience, and more than likely be of aid to the major teams. Wildcat football, will send his third (Continued from page 4) regular program, which is to be held in New Hampsh-re Hall. The school’s drawing power would also be enhanced, if future col- varsity to post on September 29 at In 1911 the New Hampshire College Brandeis. Named N§w England legeians recognized the possibility of a varsity position in their played the first of its games with the Facing one of h-is -toughest -schedules “Coach of the Year” by the Inter service -teams. The USS North Caro first year. national News Service and United in recent years, Pepper i-s naturally lina was beaten, eleven to nothing. anxious to get started. The schedule Press in 1950, he is once again on the The opponents counter with arguments that may, upon prelim A year later, the USS Washington was has been arranged so that only one spot. The Chief learned his football inary inspection, appear more sensible. First, last, and foremost defeated, 6-0. prep shcool team will appear, that from the -best in -the land, having The only memorable talent of T. D. being the regularly scheduled meeting with them is the scholastic situation. Most freshmen are graduates quarter-backed for Dick Harlow at of public high schools, and consequently find their college adjust Sheppard’s team at New Hampshire with Phillips Exeter in Exeter. Harvard, and coached under Earl was -their inability to .score and -their Blaik at the Military Academy. His Last fall, the fr-os-h tread the path of ments difficult. They need at least one semester to reach their po ability t-o get thrashed. Sheppard, who first New Hampshire -team broke even their older bretheran, winning all five tential. Most often it’s a longer period of time before they feel took over Tod Eberle’-s job in 1914, in eight games, but his 1950' edition of their contests. This year arrange had the misfortune to -see h-is boys -take scholastically fit. On this score, of what worth is varsity ability to plummeted everyone on its eight game ments were -made to the effect that either the freshman or his coach if he is forced to withdraw from an 83-0- lesson from Tufts, and receive card, giving him an over-all record of a 66-0 paddling by Colby two weeks three new freshman teams -will be twelve w-ins, four defeats in a three- met. The Kittens open their year in school? The impetus of this question grows when Dne considers the later. That was enough to convince year reign. He is the father of twin Amherst, where they will be the guests possibility of sharpened competition, personal clashes among coaches Sheppard that his coaching future lay girls, and most recently of an eight- not in Durham, -and a group of f-oo-t- of the University of Massachusetts and players, and even mass cheating and shady grade adjustment, all pound baby boy. freshmen. The following Friday, Octo ball-despondant followers watched him for the limited time that collegeians have to give to athletics. Andy Mooradian, one of the -three ber 19, they make their only appear and the ’14 season end with no regrets. Alumni on the staff, is a coaching ance in Durham, playing host to the The Die Is Cast Next week: William “ Butch” Cowell, By the time you get to the end of this article, the Athletic jack-o-f-all-trades. After assisting Pep Boston University first-year men. On per Martin with the freshmen, Andy and the Wildcat Story. October 26, -they meet the Bates fresh Council will have met and made its stand. Regardless of the final was upped to varsity end coach, and men at Lew-iston, and on November decision, the discussion will go on. Should we remain oblivious to last season served as backfield instruc third engage the Exeter team. The Varsity Football the practices of sister schools, and continue down the trail with the tor for the upperclassmen. He also last game o f the season should prove purity code as our guiding star, or should we give up our idealisms, coached vars-i-ty basketball last winter. Chief Boston stated today that any their roughest, as they travel to Han When Dale Hall takes over the varsity and all upperclassmen who are desir- over t-o play the Dartmouth Fresh take up the banner of the hard and the practical, and use rule against sport -this winter, Andy -takes over his ious of playing varsity football may men. rule? At any rate, it’s a good conversation piece. previous titles as -head man o f fresh draw equipment at the field house at man basketball and baseball. their earliest possible convenience. The squad is definitely over the hump Horace “ Pepper” Martin became a This included those who played var in the point of condition, and with the staff member in 1947, being a three- sity ball last year, and any newcomers Dear Co-eds of the Class of ’55: Wildcats Put Touches exception of three linemen, is intact for le-tterman at New Hampshire in his who are interested. Welcome to the campus and this week’s heavy contact work. The town. W e hope that soon you will scrimmages now going on will help come downtown and browse around On Pre-School Drills us prepare for Saturday’s dress rehear our store — the University Shop, September fourth came and went sal.” STUDENT DESK LAMPS a branch of the James Hill Co. of without anything noticable happening One of the major problems facing Manchester. Our Garland sweaters in world affairs, but it was a big day the team is that of filling the end W ITH BULBS (you’ve seen them advertised in at the W ildcat Country Club. It was positions before September 28th. The “ Seventeen” ), Ship and Shore loss of Bill Haubrich, Frank Penny, blouses, Teena Paige dresses and then that Chief Boston and his five Gooseneck — $3.25 Indirect — $3.59 man board set the gears to meshing and Paul Wyman left the Wildcats other outstanding labels are waiting short-handed, but Bob “Rebel” Har your approval. with double sessions of football, giving Flourescent $1.79 to $2.49 Durham residents a sneak preview of rington and Neal “ Bird” Herrick have W e have served UNH coeds for things to come, and supplyng the pad- taken up the slack considerably. Steve many years. May we fill your needs clad heros of New Hampshire grid Perrochi1, probably the best of the while here at UNH, too? defensive ends to date, is available wars with plenty of exercise. Sincerely, for limited offensive work, but will These were far from the ordinary HARDWARE HOUSE The University Shop pre-season drills. Mr. Boston had the camp at his old position most of the opposite the theatre unenviable task of making four and time. two score young men forget the glory Last Saturday’s scrimmage at Bow- mmmmmmmmmmM&mm — — that was Kent State, concentrate on doin singled out several individuals, the present state of affairs, and beat among them Don Miosky, whose line i i backing was one of the better efforts into them the realization that every | TO THE CLASS OF I adversary had a smile on his face but of the afternoon. Linemen played revenge for 1950 in his heart. And to their usual vital role in the proceed do these things, he had just over three ings, with Tony Bahro-s, Bob Jackson, I Follansbee's wishes all Freshmen j weeks time. Bob Salois, Ed Douglas, Jack Koois- W E L C O M E '5 5 E R S f success in their scholastic en-! tra, Pappy MacFarland, and Bill Hall With the opening kickoff less than s deavors and hopes that the fol-1 doing standout jobs. In the backfield, two weeks distant, the Chief had this I lowing four years here will be i to say about the first eight days of the running of Jack Bowes, Dick Dew rehearsal: ing, Jeep Munsey, and the blocking of I gratifying. ] “This has been a period of adjust Paul Amico was better than average. ment. 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you will be indoctrinated whle you are — The New Hampshire - ON THE SPOT here, if you wish to get ahead; and the (continued from page 3) symbolism is only too accurate that (Continued from page 1) after four years in this college, you will ness firms; the subscription and circu sisters enough for them to grant you leave with your sheepskins. But with j Did You Know That as a Reporter on lation departments handle mailing and admission, you will be termed a a sheepskin and a sheep mind, you ! distribution of the weekly. “ Greek” and will have made a large will inevitably rise to the top of Ameri- j The editorial board of the paper is step in your college life, guaranteeing can commerce and industry, or at least, made up of the editor, the associate that you will “ get along well with if not the very top, the snug center. The New Hampshire’ You: editor, the two managing editors, and people,” and get solid C’s for the rest Until four years from now, then, try three news editors. of the way. You will wear a fraternity hard to follow the simple procedure I Training Program pin on your breast. You will have have outlined. And then you will The paper recently established a arrived, and from then on, getting truly be fit for life. You will be, in all 1. Will have an opportunity to work and field training program for students along in a big way, winning friends your beautifully trained physical, working on the staff. Under this pro and influencing people all over the moral, and intellectual mannerisms, j gain real newspaper experience as a gram, qualified reporters are recom place, you will cease to grow. This “ Gentlemen graduates off on a spree, | staffer on The New Hampshire. W e be brings us to another point: mended by the editor to publishers of Baa Baa Baaaaaa.” lieve in learning through practice and ex regular daily and weekly papers who Change must be avoided; you must not perimentation — a benefit to you. hire these students as part-time work grow; you must be a solid citizen — Wallace E. McIntyre, and instructor ers or as .campus correspondents. solidly stupid, solidly incompetent, in geography here from 1947 to 1949, The paper offers students interested solidly bourgeois. received his degree of Doctor of Phil in journalism an opportunity to get In closing, my dear, dear friends, osophy at the 61st annual Commence 2. Will be eligible to work during the coming Easter vacation on a actual practice in working on a news let me say that you came here, each ment of Clark University, Worcester, commercial daily or weekly newspaper under the auspices of paper and anyone interested may apply foolish and ignorant in his own way; Mass. recently. our "on the job" training program now being prepared. Six by reporting to its offices any Sunday or Monday night after 7 o’clock. There staff members have participated and enjoyed this opportunity in is a chance to work up on the staff to the past, why not you? several paying positions. J. Paul Sheedy* Switched to Wildroot Cream-Oil Special Award and Made Big Saying on 2-in-l Sale 3. Receive recognition for all work done on the paper, and Jobs The New Hampshire takes special "well d on e " will merit rapid promotions for you. This is especial pride in its Personal Achievement Award, a trophy which is presented ly important to Frosh for we have top staff positions assigned annually to that student whose out to every class,- you can be filling these positions during your standing personal achievements exem college career here. plify, and are consistent, with the high est ideals of the University. This year will be the third year that the award has been .made. The campus weekly is a member of "Headed for the Army, Mac? •the Associated Collegiate Press Asso ciation and the Intercollegiate Press Association. It frequently sends edit The Cat has been told that Public Re ors to .conferences such as the New lations is a tremendous racket. You might as England Intercollegiate Press Associa well have things soft, too. Get in on the tion conference. The New Hampshire has consistent ground floor — our training is bound to help ly received first class ratings in nation al competition.

College Barber Shop OVER DUNFEY'S Need No Experience To Join Our Staff Today. An Up One Flight Active and Sincere Interest in Journalism is the Only We Treat You Right Qualification. "M a i" Brannen, Prop. UNH '32 SHEEPY-er-Sheedy,was in ba-a-adshape— everybody lamb-basted him about his messy hair! "You’ll get no sheepskin,” the Dean said. "Somebody’s pulled the wool over your eyes. Better comb it ba-a-ack with Wildroot Cream-Oil!” Then Paul herd about a special Wildroot 2-in-l bargain: 2 THE NEW HAMPSHIRE NEEDS: J. A. HAINE regular 29s/ bottles, a 58?f value, for only 39^— the sheepest price ever! Reporters, Sports Writers, Advertising and Business Staffers, Next to Franklin Theatre (Non-alcoholic W ildroot contains Lanolin. Photographers, Cartoonists, and Secretarial Assistants. Relieves dryness. Removes loose dandruff. Join a campus organization that offers you something for the Helps you pass the finger-nail test.) Now Cleaning Pressing future. Join the staff of THE N E W HAMPSHIRE. Sheedy has more girls than the Sheep of Araby! Repairing Get this ba-a-argain at any drug or toilet goods A pply to: Bob Louttit, Editor-in-chief counter today! You won’t get fleeced. Laundry Service Room 306, Ballard Hall if o f 527 Burroughs Dr., Snyder, N. Y. Custom Built Suits Any Sunday or Monday evening Wildroot Company, Inc., Buffalo 11, N. Y. THE NEW HAMPSHIRE, SEPTEMBER 20, 1951 PAGE SEVEN

Outing Club Presents Numerous Counseling Service Student Union Committees Make Activities for Students, Faculty Helps Adjustments Campus Activity Program Click The Outing Club is organized to pro Along with the fun- goes work; the Down in the basement of T-Hal-1 are First let me say “Hi” and welcome Various means are used to pass along vide both students and faculty with out planning and leading of activities. Such several roms which come under the to Student Union. I suppose some of the information, including The New door and social activities throughout the plans are made by Blue Circle, the gov heading of the University Counseling you have an idea of what college is, Hampshire, posters, parades, stunts year. Each week is filled with outings erning body of the Outing Club. Not Serivee. In charge of this department but for the most it is something entire and other attention getting devices. designed to give the maximum in out all the work to be done can be taken are several trained counselors, and a ly new just as Student Union will be These committee members prepared door fun. care of by the Blue Circle members, so psychologist. Over them reigns Mr. new to all of you. Some of you are the booklet about the Union that you During the fall there will be climbing “heelers” are assigned various jobs. Any Paul McIntyre. undoubtedly thinking that you are not received this summer. trips to the White Mountains on week one _ who is genuinely interested in the going to have time for extra-curricu ends. Activities on weeknights include Outing Club and is a participant in its The primary function of the Coun lar activities •—- you came to college to Personnel Services supper trips to Mendum Pond, roller- activities is a candidate for membership seling Service is to do anything to learn something and want a well Club Service (is the committee that skating trips, and swimming trips to in in the Blue Circle. Heelers are under help the students adjust themselves to rounded education. If that is what you can thank when you see improve door -pools. After snowfall, the Club close observation at all times as to cap the college life, both specific and gen you are thinking it’s good. But, and ments made at the Notch. It does concentrates on skiing and snow-shoeing. ability, personality, initiative, and reli eral problems. The counselors are this is important, you can’t learn everything from painting the offices In the spring months deep-sea fishing ability. Those most representative of trained to handle study, vocational, everything in the classroom, and you and front lounge to maintaining the and bathing at the nearby beaches, head Outing Club ideals are chosen for Blue and social difficulties and work in close recreation equipment. The Student the trips calendar. Circle. won’t get a well rounded education by co-operation with the Dean of Student burying yourself in books. You should Personnel committee prepares the Winter Highlights All freshmen are invited to the Fresh Administration, Deans of the Colleges, man Outing on Sunday, where they will take an active part in at least one ex various forms that other committees In February, the Outing Club sponsors H ood House, student supervisors and tra-curricular activity. You aren’t need, and keep a record of what every the New Hampshire Winter Carnival, get a chance to meet the spirit of Out all other agencies concerned with the ing Club. getting your money’s worth and are one in the Union is doing. It provides social highlight of the winter season. student welfare. missing a very important and enjoy a number of services that you may This is a four-day weekend featuring Some of the problems handled, es able part of college life if you lose find helpful during the year such as snow sculptures, intramural winter sports - FOOTBALL DRILLS pecially during the Orientation Week, yourself in books for four years. a car pool list for both commuters and events, ski movies, and is climaxed by .the (continued from page 5) are those of homesickness, study hab those living on campus. Also, there Carnival Ball. Hoping that I have convinced you is a list of students who will do your Leadership Responsibilities Hampshire Wildcats will run through its, choice of vocation and curricular that extra-curricular activities are im and the general confusion of- college typing for you, a list of chaperones At Franconia Notch and at Pinkham football fundamentals. Bill Stearns portant, let me tell you a little about you can get for your parties, and other Notch, the centers of the eastern ski re will do the narrating, following which life. the Union and what it does for you gion, the Outing Club maintains two well- a full fleged practice -game will be During Orientation Week a new whether you are an active member or services which you will see advertised equipped cabins that are used weekly by played. The whole affair will run series of tests, including an interest not. The home of the Union is the during 'the year. parties of skiers and climbers. Another from tw o o’clock until four. inventory, will be used in conjuncton “Notch”. Every student is a mem The Finance committee prepares the cabin is located at Mendum Pond, only “ This 'scrimmage Saturday will tell wth those already taken last spring ber of Student Union upon payment yearly budget for the Notch to decide seven miles from the campus, where us a lot,” -comments Mr. Boston. by the senior high school students in of his activity tax. This activity tax how much can be spent on each pro supper trips are held during the week. “ Everyone knows that Brandeis will New Hampshire. is the Unon’s only source of income as gram and keep the -books balanced. Transportation for these various trips is throw the book at us in Waltham, and no admission is charged to any dance, If you like to sit back, relax and provided by the Club’s two suburban if we are going to beat them, we shall program or function. listen to Bach then you will be inter beach wagons. have to be in mid-season form.” Patronize Our Advertisers Union Government ested in Cultural Recreation’s Sunday The governing body of the Union is evening Classical Hour. In addition the Student Union Board, which deter to this weekly musicale, this committee mines policy and coordinates the var arranges for informal coffee hours ious programs. The Board is com with various professors. The biggest posed of 16 students elected by the affair presented by Cultural Rec is the active members; a Director; the Dean annual Talent Show. The talent is all of Student Administration, and four student talent, and the show is always faculty advisors appointed by Presi a bang-up production. , dent Chandler. The seven committees Dance Time Campus Interviews on Cigarette Tests which make the Union go are com If you like soft lights and smooth posed of students just like yourself. music then Thursday night Dance In the committee work some students Time presented by Social Recreation gain experience in the field in which with all of your favorite dance bands No. 22...THE WOODPECKER they are planning to major, as in the on records will be -something to your case of the Business major who is on liking. The committee presents a the Finance committee. number of dances during the year Because the committees are the most which range in size from record hops important part of the Union I will ex to the annual Spring formal. It also plain what each one is and what it sponsors hayr-ides, the Halloween Par does. The Publicity committee must ty and open house on big weekends. see that every student knows what The last committee is the Commuter is going on at the Notch at all times. committee which looks out for the interests of that group that is often forgotten — but not by the Union. NEED A HAIRCUT? It provides lockers at the rear of the PLAY PO O L? Notch for the commuters, and pre sents weekly Thursday noon programs. UNIVERSITY O f course all these programs just don’t happen. It’s a lot more fun if BARBER SHOP you belong to a committee and take 0 an active part instead of sitting back.

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— Donald H. Richards The Prints of Wails - by Bob Bonneau T h e C a ts M e o w by Richard Bouiey (continued from page one) Mr. Richards is a graduate of UNH and has been connected for several years with student personnel services. The Prints Offers Sage Advice Movie Colleges Make Guffaw; Upon his return from service with the U. S. Navy in World War II, Mr. Richards served with the Veteran’s For Flustered Frosh to Follow Still Not Like College in the Raw Administration Office on campus. The First Epistle to Freshmen Later he was an interviewing officer points. Paul signalled for one of the uni 1. Lo, all ye newly-departed-from-thy-parents entering through Part I handling the admission of veterans. FANTASTIC PICTURES PRESENT formed waiters to come over and bring the gates of higher education. Heark unto my words ■— for I have CAMPUS U.S.A. him several eggs and some ham, and some of the better grade of coffee. He joined bits of his roommates clean clothing and dwelt in this den of rah-raw for some months and mine eyes have “ If it’s a good picture it’s Fantastic” the two and picked up the conversation went out to stand in the rain. witnessed all manner of folly and woe. I would spare thee of these. The ever-golden sun rose over the like a shovel pass from the quarterback. After looking at the downpour he de 2. Verily, I have tasted of the hitter ever-green campus and smiled upon the They spoke until it was time for foot cided to cut all his classes for the month fruit of all eight o’clock’s and drained abomination and a stinker. H e must arid went up to Student Union building ever-climbing ivy. It spied no students ball practice. be hungry to rush so; help him with which was lovingly called “ The Hole” . the dregs of the cup called P. E. upon their studious ways for no one had At the field, the coach, a greying man 3. Gird up thy clip board, welcomed Inside was his girl, Fatty Schlump. She a well-placed foot. any classes until noon. with a hard-as-rock exterior and a soft- ones, and take up the weeds of real 9. He would fain go fraternity, but In the dorm, the house mother went as-a-grape interior, was conducting the wore the same sweatshirt she had on when he met her, three years ago. She colich guys and gals; but act slowly can not crash the front door. from room to room only stopping to weekly drill A>eriod. The scrawny man with exceeding care and harken first 10. Know thou that Louie the Cop ager ran over and fitted Paul with a had yet to wash it. Her hair slid in knock on those doors_ that did not dis to -the council of ye hack writer. is a man of many moods. When he helmet and face guard so that he would one greasy slab to a point two inches play do-not-disturb signs. The others 4. Beware thou of the man who is looketh pleased, the meistersingers not get marked and Paul took his place above her neck. Her teeth, what was left were left unmolested until three when called professor. He hath a pleasant may serenade ye women’s dorms in the occupants had to be up if they ex with the backfield men who were lolling of them, reminded him of a Pullman and foolish look, but may concealeth safety. This, by the by, is considered pected the maids to make the beds and about on the grass. The coach called a train, one upper and one lower. She was a D — in his heart. great sport in four feet of snow. clean up the rooms. couple of plays and then broke up the trying hard to understand and were the Inside suite 55 overlooking the patio, session for the day. water went when she boiled it at home 5. Avoid him when he speaketh low 11. But when he moveth with great was Paul A. Merica, our hero! Paul Paul went to the showers dreaming of etc. W il took a look at the guy trying and smileth. He smiles not for thee, haste and the sweat standeth on his weighs 180 and is exactly 6 feet tall the date he had that night with Lucretia. to explain it to her and knocked him off my son; he rejoyceth at the sight of brow, cross the street when he says so. right to the top of his last golden wave. She was taking him in her convertible his seat. “ What’s a Idea? Tryin’ ta thy youth and thy ignorance and thy Heed not the signs at this time and the He arose at the first knock at the door into “town” to make the rounds of “21” , make out wid my girl Fatty?,” he roared. beanie. If he is a teacher of English careless driver will get a printed invit and leaped into his bunny slippers. His “ The Stork” , and a few of the other She smiled at him and he gagged. he will probably recognize your first ation to his office. hair, neatly in place, reflected the beauti joints. At the swamp which was almost theme as an “ A ” paper. An A, that 12. Hell hath no fury like a sopho ful noon-day sun into his roommate’s Part II — As It Is College turned into a football field the coach is, from good old Bildgewash High! more scorned; he walketh with a eyes, who slept on. It had been raining now for 3 days was holding forth. He had had the You will get a “ D ” because it is loaded swagger and regardeth the freshmen After a quick shower in the private steadily. In the underground rooms the squad out running the same plays since with" trite expressions. If that doth with a raised eyebrow. Looking upon bath, Paul dressed in one of his 14 Var walls were beginning to leak and send 8 the night before. He had at last re not but beat ye old band! his accomplished year with much sity sweaters (he chose the one designed little rivelets of mud down the floor. At sorted to chalking out everyones posi 6. He will tell you to purchase many pleasure, he loves to catch ye on for afternoon wear) put on his grey 6 :30 a brazen alarm clock clanged its tion. He called to his quarterback. books. Do thou so early! A wise Prexy’s Walk. Once the Sphinx flannels which the campus tailor had so way into the subconscious of Wilfred “ Zaiblonsky! ” You numbskull. W hy man campeth overnight at ye Book catches you, you’ll be sorry. thoughtfully pressed last night and went Jumbley. He reached out a menacing in last Saturday’s game did you call Store’s steps, but the fool shall stand 13. Know thou ye B.M.O.C., but out to face the world. arm and smashed it to the floor. Then for a punt w hen'it was our first and in line forever. (L et’s don’t shove, trust him not. He knoweth many At the multi-million dollar student he rolled over on his back and after.a ten on their thirty-yard line?” buddy.) women and goeth to Dover every Union building he paused. He pondered few moments his eyes opened. He stared “ I tought it would suprize ’em, Coach. 7. Unto all things there is a time. night. He borroweth all thy m oney: for a moment and then decided to go to at the sagging form of his roommate in We won didn’t we?” Speak clearly when seated yon in row yea, even unto thy meal ticket! the indoor pool instead of to the bowling the upper bunk and then stepped out of R in Murkland Auditorium. There is 14. Beware of the shotgun quiz, for “ Only because we crippled more of alleys. As he Grossed the cafeteria he bed. “ Damn,” cried Wilfred as he step a time to keep ye trap shut: Hamilton ■they will make thee sweat. When they -spied her. His girl, Lucretia, She ped on a broken bottle half submerged in them than they did of us.” He scowled get dumped in thy lap look thou upon back at the line. “ C’mon you clunks. Smith Smoking Room. Men, there is . . W as . . Beautiful. Her hair des mud. He looked into his mirror and saw the ball. Only 50' times more and you can go on a time to stand ye away from the port cended down her back in soft black nothing. Then he wiped off the dirt als of women’s’ dorms; the bewitching 15. These lines cannot come close to- with his bare arm and looked again. to the next play.” curls. Her teeth gleamed brighter than hours when hordes of Cinderellas answering all problems that may arise. It was horrible! He picked up his soap Up in the hole W ilfred sat trying to a cemetery in the moonlight Her eyes stampede to the sign-in book. Be thou Send your questions to The Prints in were bright ajid piercing and she was and towel and went to washup. There think. He mused over the pleasant thought of he and Fatty getting _ blind like unto stone when Beamish asks care of this paper together with your put together more perfectly than the were ten people ahead of him but he name and address and a manhole cover waited anyways. When it was his turn drunk that night on the Jungle juice he you for your Activities Card. Only a atom bomb. She was discussing dialec from any street in Durham. If you he felt his beard and mumbled that he’ll had made in the dorm. He sat there, with fool sticketh out bis neck. tics with a friend of Paul’s. _ She inter are not .fully satisfied your cover will shave tomorrow. He had been saying it a light idiotic smile on his face as he 8. Look thou with disfavor upon ye spersed her arguments with bits of Greek be ruefully returned. or Roman quotations to emphasize her for four days. Back in the room he stole hummed a light idiotic tune. line-crasher at Commons. He is an

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