The Campus Voice

Alice Lloyd College’s Student Newsletter, September 9th

Inside This Issue: Announcements  Announcements Tuesday, September 10, will be the first official convocation.  Hunger Din Menu Thursday, September 12, will be women’s open dorm.  Cross Country Schedule There are a few extra yearbooks from last year for sale for $65. If you  Volleyball are interested, stop by Dean Stumbo’s office at DSC 205!  Women’s Basketball Schedule

 Men’s Basketball Schedule

 Academic Calendar

 Student Government Associa- tion

 Tutoring Center Hours

Ready for this week’s Dad Joke? Check out the last page! Student Editor: Abigail Burnette Zu is back! The Campus Voice Page 2 Hunger Din Menu

Breakfast Lunch Dinner Monday Monday Monday Scrambled Eggs Tomato Soup Tomato Soup Hard Boiled Eggs Grilled Ham and Cheese Carved Beef Brisket Tater Tots Roasted Mushroom Stroganoff Oven Roasted Potatoes Sausage Links Potato Chips Green Beans Pancakes Buttered Peas Baby Carrots Buttered Corn Tuesday Tuesday Scrambled Eggs Tuesday Chicken Tortilla Soup Scrambled Denver Eggs Chicken Tortilla Soup Cuban Grilled Pork Tater Bars Carved Turkey Breast O’Brien Potatoes Bacon French Toast Taco Tuesday Cuban Style Black Beans Mashed Potatoes Corn Cobbettes Wednesday Sliced Carrots Scrambled Eggs Normandy Blend Wednesday Fried Eggs Vegetable Soup Home Fries Wednesday Carved Roast Beef Sausage Gravy Vegetable Soup Mashed Potatoes Biscuits Hamburgers Spinach Spaghetti w/ Sauce Peas and Carrots Thursday Potato Chips Scrambled Eggs California Medley Thursday Hard Boiled Eggs Buttered Corn Cream of Potato Soup Grilled Potatoes w/ Onions Carved Pit Ham Fried Bologna Thursday Scalloped Potatoes Pancakes Cream of Potato Soup Buttered Corn Chicken and Dumplings Capri Blend Friday Soup Beans & Cornbread Scrambled Eggs Fried Potatoes Friday Omelets Mustard Greens Cream of Broccoli Soup Tater Tots Sauerkraut BBQ Beef Sandwich Sausage Patties Potato Chips Oatbran Pancakes Friday Normandy Blend Cream of Broccoli Soup Buttered Peas Saturday Chicken Patty Scrambled Eggs French Fries Saturday Sausage Gravy Nacho Grande Black Bean Soup Biscuits Baby Carrots Chicken Nuggets Buttered Peas French Fries Mac & Cheese Saturday Green Beans Black Bean Soup Baby Carrots Sloppy Joe Potato Chips Mixed Vegetables

Sunday French Onion Soup Carved Roast Beef Cajun Tilapia Roasted Red Skins Cauliflower Mixed Vegetables 2019 Cross Country

 August 30th @ 6:30pm: 4th Annual BC/CC Cross Country Jam- boree (Berea, KY) (Race Order-Women 2 mile/Men 5K)

 September 10th @ TBA: Run for The Water Barrel @ Lykins Park (Winchester, KY) (Race Order- Women 5k/Men 8k)

 September 21st @ 12:30pm: Patty Forgey Invitational @ Rio Grande University (Race Order- Women 5k/Men 8k)

 October 5th @ 11:30am: Louisville Classic E.P. @ Tom Sawyer State Park (Race Order- Women 5k/Men 8k)

 October 26th @ 11am: Asbury Invitational @ (Race Order- Women 5k/Men 8k)

 November 9th @ 10:30am: RSC Championship @ Schenley Park -Pittsburgh, PA (Race Order-Men 8k/Women 5k)

 November 16th @ TBA: NCCAA National Championship @ Point Lookout, MO/ Bobcat Cross Country Course (Race Order- Women 5k/Men 8k) 2019 Alice Lloyd College Volleyball Schedule August 21 Scrimmage @Upike 7:00pm Pikeville, KY WED 30 @Crown College 7:00pm Powell, TN FRI 31 @ 11:00am Gallatin, TN SAT 31 Cleveland St CC (@welch) 1:00pm Gallatin, TN SAT September 3 Crown College 6:00pm Pippa Passes, KY TUE 6 Dayspring Bible College 5:00pm Pippa Passes, KY FRI 6 Dayspring Bible College 7:00pm Pippa Passes, KY FRI 7 Dayspring Bible College 12:00pm Pippa Passes, KY SAT 7 4:00pm Pippa Passes, KY SAT 10 7:00pm Pippa Passes, KY TUE 17 @Appalachian Bible College 6:00pm Mt. Hope, WV TUE 21 UC Clermont (@Johnson) 2:00pm Knoxville, TN SAT 21 @Johnson University 4:00pm Knoxville, TN SAT 25 7:00pm Pippa Passes, Ky WED October 1 @Boyce College 7:00pm Louisville, KY TUE 5 @Bluefield State 11:00am Bluefield, WV SAT 5 Johnson & Wales (@BSU) 1:00pm Bluefield, WV SAT 8 @Crown College 6:00pm Powell, TN TUE 15 Appalachian Bible College 6:00pm Pippa Passes, KY TUE 21 @University Of Pikeville 7:00pm Pikeville, KY MON 29 @Midway University 7:00pm Midway , KY TUE November 2 Boyce College 12:00pm Pippa Passes, KY SAT 9 Welch College 12:00pm Pippa Passes, KY SAT 9 Appalachian Bible College 4:00pm Pippa Passes, KY SAT 14-16 Mideast Region Tournament TBA Louisville, KY THUR-SAT

Alice Lloyd College Women’s Basketball Schedule 2019-2020 November 1 @ TBA 2 Union College Away TBA 4 Columbia University Away 5:30 11 Milligan College Home 7:00 16 University of Cumberland’s Home 2:00 23 Away 2:00 27 Eastern KY University (EXHIB.) Away 1:00

December 3 Indiana University Southeast Home 5:30 DH 7 Away 1:00 DH (CST) 10 Cincinnati Christian University Home 5:30 DH 14 Indiana University Kokomo Away 1:00 DH 16 Welch College Home 1:00 DH 30 Milligan College Away 2:00 31 (EXHIB.) Away 1:00

January 7 Christian University Away 5:30 DH 11 Away 1:00 DH 14 Midway College Home 5:30 DH 16 Welch College Away 5:00 DH 18 Asbury University Away 1:00 DH 21 West Tech Home 5:30 DH 23 Rio Grande University Away 5:30 DH 31 Carlow College Home 5:30 DH

February 1 Home 1:00 DH 4 Indiana University Southeast Away 5:30 DH 8 Brescia University Home 1:00 DH 11 Cincinnati Christian University Away 5:30 DH 15 Indiana University Kokomo Home 1:00 DH 20 Asbury University Home 5:30 DH 22 Midway University Away 1:00 DH

KIAC Tournament; February 25, 29; March 3rd; Top Seed Alice Lloyd College Men’s Basketball 2019-2020 October 18-20 Virgin Islands Tournament Away TBA

November 1-2 Appalachian Wireless Classic Upike 4 KCU Home 7:30pm 9 Montreat Anderson Home 3:00pm 12 Campbellsville Home 7:30pm 19 EKU (DC Classic) Away 22 UVA @ Wise Away 7:00pm 26 Reinhardt Away

December 3 IU Southeast Home 7:30pm 7 Brescia Away 3:00pm 10 CCU Home 7:30pm 14 IU Kokomo Away 3:00pm 17 U-Pike Away 28 Morehead Away

January 2 KCU Away 7 OCU Away 7:30pm 11 IU East Away 3:00pm 14 Midway Home 7:30pm 18 Asbury Away 7:30pm 21 WV Tech Home 7:30pm 23 Rio Grande Away 3:00pm 30 Carlow Home 7:30pm

February 1 Point Park Home 3:00pm 4 IU Southeast Away 7:30pm 8 Brescia Home 3:00pm 11 CCU Away 7:30pm 15 IU Kokomo Home 3:00pm 20 Asbury Home 7:30pm 22 Midway Away 7:30pm Alice Lloyd College/June Buchanan School 2019-2020 Calendar January August January 2 (Th) JBS Start Second Semester August 1-2 (Th-F) JBS Fac. In-service/Opening Day January 6 (M) ALC Faculty/Staff Opening Day, ALC Registration August 5 (M) JBS 1st Day of Classes August 12-16 (M-F) ALC Faculty/Staff Orientation January 7 (T) ALC Classes Begin August 12-16 (M-F) ALC Resident Advisor Orientation January 14 (T) ALC Opening Convocation, ALC Last Day to Register/Drop-Add August 18 (Sun) ALC New Students Arrive January 28 (T) ALC Blood Drive August 19 (M) ALC Stud. Orientation & Registration January 29 (W) JBS 3rd Quarter Midterm Ends August 20 (T) ALC First Day of Classes

August 27 (T) ALC Last Day to Register, Drop/Add February August 29 (Th) All-Campus Cookout February 10-14 (M-F) Global Awareness Week February 26 (W) JBS 3rd Quarter Grades Due September February 28 (F) ALC Midterm Grades Due

September 2 (M) Labor Day (No Classes) September 4 (W) JBS 1st Quarter Midterm Ends March September 6 (F) JBS Elem. Fall Field Day (K-5) March 9-13 (M-F) ALC/JBS Spring Break (No Classes) September 6-7 (F-S) Trustees’ Retreat March 16-20 (M-F) ALC Pre-registration September 10 (T) ALC Opening Convocation

September 10 (T) JBS Parent/Teacher Conf. 3:30-6:30 April September 13 (F) JBS Senior Field Day (6-12) April 1 (W) JBS 4th Quarter Midterm Ends September 19 (Th) ALC MAPP test, Freshmen & Juniors April 2 (Th) ALC Blood Drive, All Campus Cookout September 20 (F) Alumna/us of the Year Banquet April 2-4 (Th-Sat) ALC Spring Play September 23-27 (M-F) Religious Emphasis Week April 10 (F) Good Friday (No Classes) September 24 (T) ALC Blood Drive April 14 (T) ALC Spring Dance, ALC Honors Day (Required of Students, Faculty, & Staff)

October April 16 (Th) ALC Student Work Awards Convocation (Required of Students, Faculty, & Staff) October 7 (M) JBS 1st Quarter Grades Due April 16 (Th) ALC Work Study Day October 9 (W) ALC Midterm Grades Due April 17 (F) Alumni Banquet at Jenny Wiley October 12 (Sat) Day Homecoming, ALC Alumni Assoc. Meeting April 18 (Sat) JBS Prom October 14 (M) JBS Science Fair April 21 (T) JBS Senior Spotlight October 17-18 (Th-F) ALC/JBS Fall Break (No Classes) April 24 (F) ALC Last Day of Classes October 21-25 (M-F) Alcohol Awareness Week April 24-25 (F-Sat) Spring Board Meeting October 25 (F) JBS Fall Festival April 24 (F) JBS Academic/Athletic Awards

April 25 (S) JBS Spring Fling November April 27- 30 (M-Th) ALC Final Exams Week November 4-8 (M-F) ALC Pre-Registration April 29 (W) JBS Kindergarten/8th Grade Graduation November 8 (F) JBS 2nd Quarter Midterm Due April 29-May 1 (W-F) JBS Final Exams November 21 (Th) ALC Blood Drive November 27-29 (W-F) ALC/JBS Thanksgiving Recess May May 1 (F) JBS Baccalaureate/Commencement

May 2 (Sat) ALC Baccalaureate/Commencement December May 6 (W) JBS Faculty In-service & Closing Day December 1 (Sun) Christmas Pretties Dinner, VOA Christmas Concert May 6-14 (W-Th) Voices of Appalachia Choir Tour

December 6 (F) ALC Last Day of Classes

December 6 (F) JBS Christmas Concert June December 9-13 (M-F) ALC/ Final Exams Week June 20 (S) ALC Summer Orientation December 11-13 (W-F) JBS Final Exams December 13 (F) ALC Semester Ends December 16 (M) JBS Faculty In-Service Dec 16 – Jan 1 (F-M) JBS Christmas/New Year’s Recess Dec 16– Jan 3 (M-F) ALC Christmas /New Year’s Recess Student Government Association News Officers

President Jonathan Taylor VP Jimmy Brown VP ADM Dakota Burnett VPCL Zach Stegall VPSL Mason Schroeder VPSD Sam Sturgill

Senior Reps. Ransom Barnett Pat Riley

Junior Reps. Erin Jackson J.P. Byrd

Sophomore Reps. Callie Chaney Abigail Burnette

Freshman Reps. Jacob Hall Caitlin Sartin Faculty Advisor Christine Stumbo

Special Event Coordinator Colbi Johnson

Student Activities Director John Driskill

Tutoring Center’s Weekly Study Groups ALC CAMPUS CENTER

for Fall, 2019 STUDENT LOUNGE/GAME ROOM HOURS

Monday: 7 – 8 pm Sociology 461 SUNDAY – 4:00PM – 10:00PM 8 – 9 pm Biology 111 Tuesday: MONDAY – 10:00AM – 10:00PM 6 – 7 pm Sociology 101 TUESDAY – 10:00AM – 10:00PM 7 – 8 pm Economics 210 7 – 8 pm Chemistry 101 WEDNESDAY – 10:00AM – 10:00PM 7 – 8 pm Sociology 102 8 – 9 pm History 261 THURSDAY – 10:00AM – 10:00PM Wednesday: FRIDAY – 10:00AM – 6:00PM 4 – 5 pm CASE – Reading 6 – 7 pm Accounting 202 SATURDAY – 1:00PM – 8:00PM 8 – 9 pm Mathematics 114 Thursday: THE STUDENT LOUNGE WILL BE CLOSED 6 – 7 pm Chemistry 116 MONDAY – THURSDAY FROM 3:00PM 7 – 8 pm CASE – Mathe- matics TO 4:30PM FOR CLEANING 7 – 8 pm Biology 206 8 – 9 pm GRE 9 – 10 pm History 461 ALL HOURS ARE SUBJECT TO CHANGE Sunday: 8 – 9 pm MCAT The Campus Voice Page 10 THE CAMPUS VOICE STUDENT NEWSLETTER (PUBLISHED WEEKLY BY THE OFFICE OF STUDENT SERVICES)

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