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A former Southern Idaho Regional Comm- unications Center opera- tions manager says she lost her job in “a so-called reduction in force” and reorganization that appeared aimed at mak- ing Tom Mikesell, a Twin Falls County Comm- issioner and SIRCOMM board chairman, the cen- ter’s permanent director. Linda Lickley, 55, was a seven-year employee of the emergency dispatch By Ben Botkin center and was its sec- Times-News writer ond-in-command in April when Mikesell A new chapter in the history of Twin Falls informed her she was being laid off. She said public education begins Monday when the Mikesell intended to use doors of Canyon Ridge High School open for part of the money saved to increase the salary of the more than 900 students. center director — a job he It will be the first day of classes ever at the $47.4 SIRCOMM million, 220,000-square-foot high school, the See , Main 2 culmination of years of politics, financing, plan- Magicvalley.com ning and construction of the city’s newest land- READ Linda mark. Lickley’s first- But the future is just beginning for the second major hand account of high school in Twin Falls, which has the capacity to grow problems at the to 1,500 students as needed. Southern Idaho Regional Communications “It’s really neat to see how much excitement there is Center. about going to school,” said Brady Dickinson, principal of Canyon Ridge. And Canyon Ridge isn’t your grandfather’s high school. It has more than the traditional mix of classrooms, prin- cipal’s office and gymnasium. With more than 50 miles of Into the data cable and 400-plus computers, Canyon Ridge is wired with tools and technology for 21st-century students. wild blue See CANYON RIDGE, Main 5 yonder Former migrant worker about to Photos by MEAGAN THOMPSON/Times-News ABOVE: People take a peek at the new gymnasium in Canyon Ridge High School blast into space during its opening tour Aug. 14. Classes at the new Twin Falls high school begin Monday. By Marcia Dunn Associated Press writer TOP: A crowd gathers to celebrate the opening of the newly constructed Canyon Ridge High School Aug. 14 in Twin Falls. CAPE CANAVERAL, LEFT: Students try out the seats in the new auditorium during the opening tour Fla. — He toiled in at Canyon Ridge High School Aug. 14 in Twin Falls. California’s farm fields alongside his Mexican WATCH a video about Canyon Ridge High School. migrant worker parents READ Ben Botkin’s new School Zone blog on local education. and didn’t learn English MAGICVALLEY.COM until he was 12. Now Jose Hernandez, NASA astro- naut, is about to SKAGGS EVENT CENTER: THE $1.7 MILLION STADIUM rocket into orbit. the new Burley High School event facility, His par- By Damon Hunzeker which has operated under less-than- ents will be Times-News writer complete conditions for the past year, in Florida boasts some of the most advanced lighting next week BURLEY — Budge Field. Stadium. A and highest seating capacity in the state, for space Hernandez facility barely alive. especially for a relatively modest munici- shuttle Gentlemen, we can rebuild it. We have pality. Discovery’s launch, as will the donations. We have the capability to While most people imagine small-town his two older brothers and build the school’s first bionic football football games as dim, sparsely populated sister, who also worked field. Samuel M. Skaggs Event Center will affairs, the Skaggs Center seats well over the cucumber, sugar beet be that place. 4,000 people — possibly as much as and tomato fields back in Better than it was before. Better, 5,000, District Superintendent Gaylen the 1960s and 1970s. stronger, faster. Smyer said — but one of its unique fea- “A lot of kids loved All right, it’s not actually bionic – and, tures is the lighting. RYAN HOWE/Times-News summer vacation,’’ unlike “The Six Million Dollar Man,” it Burley High School football players run during a recent practice on the arti- only cost $1.7 million, so far. Regardless, See SKAGGS, Main 5 ficial turf of the Skaggs Event Center, which is encircled by a new track. See HERNANDEZ, Main 2
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They Latin Jazz in the Garden, Latin Jazz and Sun Valley Resort, Sun Valley, single- can picnic, boat, camp and range from less than a mile To have an event listed, please submit the Ensemble (Phil Garonzik, sax and flute; event tickets: $25 each per presentation, even play volleyball. Find it to 8 miles, both above name of the event, a brief description, time, Russ Caldwell, Conga drums, percussion; 888-655-6529 or at the conference near off of U.S. Highway 30 east ground and in tunnels. But place, cost and contact number to Suzanne Bill Courtial, guitar; and Jeff Rew, bass) to the main entrance, schedule: of Twin Falls. what they have in common Browne by e-mail at sbrowne@magicval- play jazz with Brazilian and Afro Cuban www.svwc.com or 726-5454. • Discover Bear Lake State is walking by the unique lava rhythms; bring picnics (wine permissible), ley.com; by fax, 734-5538; or by mail, Park. The lake is 20 miles and volcano scenery. It’s 18 low chair or blanket,6 to 8 p.m., Knob Hill, FESTIVALS AND FAIRS Times-News, P.O.Box 548, Twin Falls, ID long and 8 miles wide with miles southwest of Arco on Inn, Ketchum, $5 cover, beer and wine avail- 83303-0548. Deadline is noon, four days in half in Idaho and half in Highway 20/26/93. able for purchase, 208-721-1624, 208-788- The 10th annual Sawtooth Salmon Festival, advance of the event. Utah. You’ll also find a two- mile-long beach or you can Have your own pick you fish for native cutthroat or want to share? Something lake trout. It’s two hours that is unique to the area and PHOTOGRAPHIC MEMORIES south of Pocatello. that may take people by sur- Information: 208-847- prise? E-mail me at 1045. [email protected]. Hernandez Continued from Main 1 than you will.’’ Hernandez said in a recent Each year, the Hernandez interview. “We dreaded it family would make the two- because we knew what that day car trip from La Piedad meant. That meant we were de Cavadas in the central going to be working seven Mexican state of Michoacan days a week in the fields.’’ to California in March, work- Hernandez, 47, vividly ing their way northward with recalls being dusty, sweaty the crops, until November. and tired in the back seat of Then it was back to Mexico the family’s car after a hard until the next March. The day of labor. Before starting parents insisted their chil- the engine, his father would dren always attend school. look back at his children and Hernandez, who was born tell them, “Remember this in French Camp, Calif., feeling because if you guys remembers asking his sec- don’t do well in school, this is ond-grade teacher for a cou- your future.’’ ple months’ worth of home- Photo courtesy Twin Falls Public Library “That was pretty power- work when it came time for In 1909, Walter Priebe — who lived to be 106 — started the ful,’’Hernandez recalled. the family’s annual pilgrim- All four took it to heart. age back to Mexico. The Southern Idaho Fish and Game Association to help conserve wildlife Each graduated from high teacher urged his parents to in the Magic Valley. During the early 1920s, the Association built the school, “a moral victory’’ for set down roots; his father Rock Creek Hatchery. This facility was used to stock fish in local third-grade educated eventually started a trucking lakes and streams. The Association was later named the Twin Falls Salvador and Julia business in Stockton. Wildlife Federation. From 1938 to 1977, the hatchery was run by the Hernandez, now 71 and 67 Two things pointed State Fish and Game Association. After that, however, the area was years old, respectively. Each Hernandez toward space. donated to the College of Southern Idaho for use with its aquacul- went to college, “the icing on During the Apollo moon the cake,’’ according to their landings, Hernandez would ture program. In 1991, the hatchery was officially named the Walter youngest child. hold the rabbit ears steady on Priebe Hatchery. ASHLEY SMITH/Times-News “And of course now being the family’s old black and an astronaut, to them that’s white TV for good reception. just unbelievable,’’ said the He likes to kid “it’s through soon-to-be spaceman. “I osmosis that I got to become SIRCOMM think they’re higher in orbit an astronaut.’’ than we’re going to be in.’’ Then, during his senior Continued from Main 1 with his wife, as well. Charlie Howell, another passing” suggested he Discovery is scheduled to year, he learned of NASA’s wanted. Mikesell was then “It was never offered to board member, asked him to should apply for the job. blast off in the wee hours of first Hispanic astronaut, temporary director of the me,’’ Mikesell said. “It was consider taking the direc- The fourth board mem- Tuesday. Seven astronauts Franklin Chang-Diaz, who troubled dispatch center, as suggested that maybe I tor’s job full time and said ber, Lincoln County will be on board for the space was born in Costa Rica. well as chairman of its should apply. I wasn’t going some police officers and Commissioner Charlie station supply run, including “I said, ‘Hey, if he came board, while also serving his to do that.” center dispatchers also sup- Ritter, said he has no recol- two Mexican-Americans, as from poor, humble begin- County Commission term. Names of applicants for ported him. lection of any discussion of it turns out, and a Swede. nings and he became an “He mentioned it to me; the job have never been Howell remembers it dif- a Mikesell candidacy. Those who deal with astronaut, if he can do it, why that he was considering it,” made public. ferently. Regardless of how the migrant farm workers also are can’t I do it?’ “ Hernandez Lickley said. “I thought the With a budget of around “Did he bring his name idea was raised, it wasn’t soaring. said. He gravitated toward idea was problematic.” $2 million, paid largely by forward saying he’d do the universally well received. “When we see an example math and science because of Mikesell said Friday that member counties and vari- job? Yeah.” Howell said. “Maybe he was serious, I like Jose, we are so happy,’’ his English limitations. Lickley actually encouraged ous fees, SIRCOMM han- “Nothing happened. It was don’t know.I never took him said Matthew Sheaff, a Hernandez ended up get- him to apply for the job after dles communications for never brought before the serious for the position,” spokesman for the ting bachelor’s and master’s director John Shearman was more than 40 police, fire board. It was kind of left at Faulkner said. “I just think Association of Farmworker degrees in electrical engi- ousted in mid-March. and EMS agencies in the that.” he has too many ties to Twin Opportunity Programs in neering and, in 1987, went to “I don’t remember that at Gooding, Twin Falls, Jerome Mikesell took the reigns of Falls County and it would’ve Washington.“It’s an example work for Lawrence all — it’s rather funny, actu- and Lincoln counties except SIRCOMM during a tumul- been hard for him to remain that anybody can break the Livermore National ally,’’Lickley said.“He men- for Twin Falls city emer- tuous time plagued by objective or to stay objec- cycle of poverty that they live Laboratory in California. He tioned that he wouldn’t be gency services. Its govern- problems with its finances, tive.” in.’’ became an expert in X-ray qualified under the back- ing board consists of one employee turnover and But Faulkner also said “It’s a great model for these physics, helping to develop ground requirements to be a county commissioner from struggles to upgrade equip- Lickley has an ax to grind. farm worker kids’’ just now the first full-field digital dispatcher. Second of all, I each of the four counties. ment. Shearman resigned “I’m sure she’s trying to heading home after picking mammography system. And felt they (the center’s board) Taking over SIRCOMM under pressure after just do anything she can to stir crops this summer, Sheaff during a stint at the were basically creating the would have meant a pay eight months on the job, things up,’’he said. added. Department of Energy, he position for him.” raise for Mikesell, who though officials have never Lickley spoke with the Children are, in fact, helped with the disposal of Lickley said she later makes $66,893 as a county said why he was ousted. Times-News last week and Hernandez’s focus. Russian nuclear materials. applied for the director’s job commissioner. The center’s Howell said Mikesell provided a written account He’s formed a “Reaching He moved to Houston in but did not get an interview. budget documents list the would’ve been a good fit after the newpaper contact- for the Stars’’ foundation in 2001 to work at Johnson In the reorganization rec- current director’s salary as because he was doing well as ed her. She has not previ- Stockton, Calif., his home- Space Center as an engineer, ommended by Mikesell, one $75,000. Mikesell said that the center’s temporary ously made public com- town, to inspire local young- working his way up to branch of Lickley’s former employ- Shearman was paid about manager. He said he could- ments about SIRCOMM. sters to excel in math, sci- chief. He was selected as an ees, John Moore, was pro- $63,000. n’t recall when he first spoke Jerome County Sheriff ence, engineering and tech- astronaut in 2004, after 12 moted from technical direc- “I know (Mikesell) felt with Mikesell about the job. Doug McFall also said he nology. years of trying. tor to interim director in that he could not take that Mikesell said any discus- approached Howell after Whenever he gives moti- Hernandez now has five mid-May, and later made (job) without more money,’’ sions were early in the Shearman’s departure vational talks, “I say, ‘Look, I children of his own, ages 6 to permanent director. Lickley said. process, before any applica- because he had heard can trade poor stories with 14. Wife Adela runs a Mikesell said the board Mikesell acknowledges tions from others were rumors that Mikesell want- the best of you here, and I’ll Mexican restaurant just out- considered Lickley’s job that he would have had to received. The board voted to ed the job. tell you that I’ll probably be side the Johnson gates, aptly unnecessary and cut it to resign from the County advertise for the position “I could tell you that we coming out on the called Tierra Luna Grill, save money. He said he Commission, but said he after a closed-door meeting never had an official discus- shorter end of the stick Spanish for Earth Moon Grill. never officially applied for never told his commission April 19, according to meet- sion but I can tell you, from the director’s position, and colleagues about his inter- ing minutes. myself, I wasn’t sure that that conversations about it est. Lickley said she was pres- Tom was qualified as far as CLARIFICATION never gained serious trac- “I never ever heard about ent when Howell tele- background and (in) public tion. No discussion of it is it,” said Twin Falls County phoned SIRCOMM to ask safety communications,” Incomplete information reflected in center board Commissioner Terry Moore his opinion about McFall said. Due to incomplete information provided to the Times- meeting minutes. Kramer. “He never made making Mikesell the direc- First elected in 2002, News, an article in Saturday’s paper about shop with a cop “Yes, I considered the job any comment that he was tor. Mikesell is in his seventh didn’t mention all the organizations that served the chil- in a fleeting minute,” considering it.” “It was a direction they year as a county commis- dren. Some children and their families were served by the Mikesell said, explaining How actively Mikesell were considering and at sioner. His current term will Idaho Department of Health and Welfare or the Ike Kistler that he considered it for a pursued the job remains some point they decided not be on the ballot in 2010. 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Three state legislators A sign sits outside the Stephen Hartgen, both focus on frustrations with “All that matters is that we attended a political rally and Twin Falls County Republican House members the federal government and get up and do something,”he town hall-style forum in Courthouse during a free- from Twin Falls, also urging people to take action. said. “We have got to save Twin Falls on Saturday to speech rally Saturday. addressed the crowd. Randy Golay, 53, of Burley, our country.” assure the more than 100 Hartgen told the audience people in the audience they More than 100 people lawmakers are preparing shared their frustrations attended the event, bills to respond to with the federal govern- where audience members Congressional efforts at ment. were invited to give five- cap-and-trade and health The event — dubbed minute speeches on any care reform. He cited the rts Physic Speech of Freedom and topic. 10th Amendment Reso- po al hosted by the Twin Falls- lution passed by the S s! based TEARS of the Patriots Legislature that asserted and — offered anyone to give a emphasized the sovereignty five-minute speech on any DREW GODLESKI/ of Idaho. topic on the lawn of the Twin For the Times-News “We feel, and I think as Falls County Courthouse. legislators, that those are But the format changed Magicvalley.com expressions of our opinion,” briefly about 30 minutes in he said. “If a right is not WATCH A video of Saturday’s rally and read Capitol when state Rep. Leon Smith, exercised, it’s lost.” Confidential, a political blog by Jared S. Hopkins. R-Twin Falls, began taking Patrick noted how the questions from the audi- Legislature accepted the ence. attorney who’s served for The event included bursts federal stimulus partly Upset with Congress and 11 years in the Legislature. of applause and audience because Idahoans have to the policies of the Obama But Smith pointed out his shouts of support,and it dis- pay it off in the long-term administration, many fired experience is in state gov- tantly recalled the atmos- even if it’s rejected. But he questions at Smith about ernment, not federal, and phere of the health care town told the crowd he shared what they called overbearing conceded he couldn’t hall-style forums elsewhere their frustrations and said policies that chew on state’s answer some of the ques- in the country, some of Idaho’s government is more rights. Smith, who praised tions. During one response, which have grown hostile. efficient than Congress. the organizers for organizing he said the state could prob- Organizers said the event “I don’t like what’s going the event, said he shared ably stop accepting federal was held partly because on back there (in their frustrations with the funding, but noted how it Idaho’s three Republican Washington, D.C.) any more federal government. pays for most of Idaho’s members in Congress — than you do,” he said. “It’s scary what’s happen- schools and transportation Sens. Jim Risch and Mike “They’re quite dysfunctional ing to the trend in this coun- system and Idaho’s become Crapo, and Rep. Mike where they can take a docu- End Your Pain! try, and I hope when we get too dependent on it. Simpson — don’t plan any ment eight inches thick, that over this financial crises that “To just say ‘do away with live town-hall meetings. no one’s read, and pass (it).” things will return to more federal money,’ you would normal — I’m not sure what certainly see the results of ‘more normal’is,but more to it,” said Smith, who took the fundamentals that you questions for about 30 min- risk espouse,” said Smith, an utes. reward If the kids were all We measure your tolerance for risk BEFORE transported far beyond working with you to maximize long-term reward. the southern sea Bob Dan Verlene omorrow is the first *Advisory services offered through Investment Advisors, a division of ProEquities, Inc., a Reg- Dr. Sam Barker day of school in istered Investment Advisor. Securities offered DON’T through ProEquities, Inc. 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