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[ test against Ronald formed "to c < m Franz, Ottawa County groups that want u iF^6s«®«tor, who died o f& jj censor anything scenity charges against four Ottawa County video meantime. Wingate says ■ stores in June. Owners he will continue to rent and managers of the adult videos. Publicity i stores were charged with | about th^former'iib^g » ;-: j renting allegedly obscene adult videos. increase their rentals, 1 PHOTO BY ADAM CARROLL David Wingate, owner aaid.B Fingers the Clown ties balloon animals for youngsters at the Family Day picnic Saturday. See inside for more Family Day events. Domino’s knows: New Domino’s pizza
By Heather Kish News Writer The pizza place Is one of which is pretty impressive. Domino’s also provides toppings at Domino’s, and four stores owned and That’s 10,800 pizzas in a Board Plus students with a although they did Include The newest Domino’s operated by Mr. Mike Mills, 24-hour time period! helpful advantage: meal all the favorites such as Pizza, located at 10383 42nd the other three being located Domino’s is open Monday cards are same as cash when pepperoni, sausage, Avenue, right across from in Grand Haven, Jenison, through Wednesday from ordering your pizza. And if mushrooms, double cheese, the GVSU water tower, and Holland. Mills has been 10:30-2:00 am, Thursday It’s not delivered to you in 30 hot pepper rings, ham, black provides every GVSU in the pizza business a little through Saturday 10:30- minutes or less, you save and green olives, ground student the opportunity to over seven years. 3:00 am, and Sunday from $3.00. beef, bacon, and onions, I escape "common" food and He first started as a delivery 11:00-1:00 am. Becoming even more was curious to know why try a tasty alternative. person In Grand Haven while Also, to provide students involved in campus life, anchovies weren't included he was on break from with all that studying energy Domino’s will soon be also. *> T;.’\ S V.- v v.vXvvX-X'XMichigan State University we will be needing for finals, creating DORM WARS. Mills’ response was that S S o o o f ...... \ : . a ’I majoring in physiology. Two Domino’s will be taking Although I wasn’t able to get anchovies are the most costly item and he didn't C am pus Life. . . . • P A years later, hejoined the rank orders 24 hours a day during all the details from him. Mills and opened his first store. that hectic week. said that DORM WARS will believe that they were Entertainm ent. P - 7 His goal Is to open three more Mills also stated that any be an activity between the appropriate for a campus S p o r t s . ■ ■ P - 9 stores in the area. organizations on campus dorms and living centers environment: however, he Mills remarked that the that might need fund raising where the prize could be a did say that if there is a large C lassified Ads. p 11 facilities are designed to help Just need to call. pizza party. enough demand for the m make 450 pizzas In an hour The conveniently located 1 reviewed the available Please see DOMINO'S, p. 2 P a g e 2 T h e L an th cm O ctober 2 ,1 9 9 1 implemented, “4,006House H e w * C om p iled b y anti-abortion laws, but Re est during his two-week conlir- checks has decreased checks were returned be Rebecca Andrew* publican leaders told him on matlon hearings that ended on since the House voted to cause o f insufficient funds, News W riter Tuesday that Congr&s is Friday. He said that he op give itself a pay raise. But likely to override him for the p oses Thom as b ecau se o f h is on the average, each GAO reported. "In the six N A T IO N A L NEW S fir s t tim e i f he d oes so. “refusal to reveal his views on House member was guilty months following establish ment of the new procedures WASHINGTON-Presi "The wives of the members the fundamental issue of a of cashing a bad check dent Bush am id face his and the medical community woman's right to choice" re every th ree w eeks. 4,325 checks were re first congressional over fe e l v e ry stron gly on th is is ga rd in g abortion. The House is not giving tu rn ed ." rid e i f he vetoes th e m ea su e ," Rep. R ob ert M ich el, R - Concerning the 1973 Roe vs. out names, so it's not According to the GAO, sure just passed by Con 111., reportedly told the Presi Wade ruling that affirmed a known how the Michigan most members, after being gress. The volatile issue den t. v woman's constitutional right representativesconducted notified by the bank ofover is abortion— the Senate At the center o f the issue is to abortion, Thomas testified themselves in this matter. draft, deposited money to agreed Thursday with the the use of $162 million in th a t h e had n o p erson al opin- The situation of mem cover their bounced checks House that women should federal money distributed to ion. bers’ checksbouncingwas within a week. Others let be able to get abortion 4,SOOfamity planning clinics •House members bounced discovered by the Con the situation go on for as counseling at federally that serve 4 million poor over 4,300 checks in the first gress’ own General Ac long as a month- while in supported clinics. Women. h alf of last year and not one of counting Office when it curring absolutely no pen In a vote of 78-22 the The administration says them had to pay a penalty. Jhe au dited th e hank’s books alties. senators voted to overturn th a t th e m oney is n n ly to be bank at which this occurred and operating practices. R u ss h a s a ga in agreed to a Supreme Court ruling used for pre-pregnancy fam was set up by the House mem- TheGAOfoundthatfrom stricter enforcement of the that upheld regulations ily planning and is not to be bersforthemselvessothatthey July 1, 1988 to June 30, banks check-cashing pro barring counselors from used for abortion counsel could enjoy more convenient 1989that "a large number cedures. mentloningabortionas an ing. Supporters of the con check-cashing and it is located of checks was being Russ was quoted earlier option for women with gressional bills say that the on the first floor o f the Capitol. cashed and then returned as telling a reporter that the unwanted pregnancies. In Supreme Court ruling “gags" When the figures were re to the bank because of number of bad checks had M ay thejusbees said that women seeking information leased on Thursday one senior in su fficien t fu n d s." diminished this year follow clinics could only give ad about theirlegal rightto abor House staffer, who wished to In response to the re ing file $28,000 congres v ic e on prenatal care and tion. remain anonymous, said "Well, port, the GAO said that sional pay raise- before adoption services. • Alan Cranston, D-Cal,, it's not as though their ac House Sergeant-At-Arms taxes- that went into effect Michigan senators Carl on Sunday became the first counts were federally insured Jack Russ, in an effort to J a n u a ry 1. Levin and Donald Riegle, senator to announce that he or in any way were the taxpay stop the check bouncing, Explaining that the num both Democrats, voted would vote against Supreme ers liable for the bounced set up new procedures. ber of bad checks had gone with the majority on Court nominee ClarenccTho- checks. In a sense you could However, a year later the down 95 percent. Russ said Thursday. m as. say that they were stealing from number ofbadcheckshad that the ‘ additional $ 1.500 P resid en t Bush h a s re Citing his reasons, Cran each other." actually Increased. Be they make every month is peatedly vowed to veto any ston said that Thomas was The number of bounced fore the new rules were phenomenal." measure that weakens evasive and possibly dishon- FLASHBACK FLASHBACK FLASHBACK FLASHBACK
Distributed by Tribune Media Services Student Senate Notes Compiled by Mel Cronenwett parking tot at the Eberhard News Writer Center. Thecommlttee recommended The Senate denied the recommenda reversing the entrance and exit tion 13 to 10 to send three senators to a lanes off of Summer Street. regional conference in West Virginia. Summer Street Is a one way Senator Scott Paltelkymotioned to send street traveling north. The exit representatives to the 1991NACA Great lane Is south of the entrance Lakes Region Conference. lane. The motion requested $965 to cover Drivers exiting the tot are turn registration, airfkre and hotel costs, ing onto the street which is j Members of the University Program backed up by cars waiting to Board challenged the use offundsforthls enter the lot purpose. — The second recommendation “We send other student groups to this," suggested four locations to dis saidAllocalians Vice President Lori Pfeffer. play the piece of the Berlin Wall “We should go and see if this Is a worth donated to GVSU. while expenditure or not" A chairperson from Michigan “In 1988, four senators attended and Collegiate Coalition urged the said there Is no reason to go to this," said senators to become more In UPB advisor Max Gibbard. volved In statewide political ac T h e regional conference is not strictly tion T m iK T U t QUESTION, RtAUy, IS 'WHICH R M M a pregram conference, it’s an opportunity Guy A Clark n explained the CtMOdPC CfNPlDHKARE RUNNING-?!," for us to network," said Paltelky, who has WOT purpose of the coalition and attended the conference. “It would ben discussed some of the current efit us greatly." Issues In the legislature that “The programming Is would concern Michigan stu strictly to buy entertain- dents, such as tuition and date ment’ sald Senator and UPB rape. member Elizabeth Busldrk. SORT, Student Organization “I don't thinkwe shouldfund Round Table, will be held next this." Thursday at 4:30 In Klrkhof, The Senate also voted to Promenade. pass two recommendations on to the administration. The Community Affairs Committee proposed a new Don't forget about ALL U CAN traffic flow plan for the west EAT & DRINK BUFFET DO air* Mondays @ 4:30pm • 9:30pm T w o s m a ll P o p s fo r u r a ? ; . os CfctokT It J991 ...... r
T w o Two Regular Stromboli Subs |wt* (7) tau «h| Ac & Two liters Two liters Free Delivery! of Pop for of Pop for S gO O i g o o o j s s r a&mmOtfkrUjm ars-sslUJJ9I f i m u i # October 2,1991 The Lanthom Page 3 look the other way and allow pornography and adult films the book to be purged from that depict violence should VOICES IN THE CROWD... the library shelves. be censored. But we must What is happening to draw a line. Anti-censorship: We Need to Get involved America? Are we so apa The conservative censor thetic to our rights that we’ll ship-happy groups promot By Lawrence R. Heibel The rally was not a spon exercising their rights, then Just let our government run ing the elimination of por News Writer sorship of pornography as our rights are violated. The our lives? Communism nography are drawing fines opponents of free speech problem Is, too many people failed because people with and are quite successful at When I covered the anti perceive. Anti-censorship simply look the other way out rights, whose govern tim es. censorship rally at Kollen means that everyone has a when first amendment rights ment ran nearly every as The problem is with those Park in Holland, I was righ t to read, look at, or say are being trampled. pect of their lives, became of us who promote the free shocked that only twelve what they want as the first Apathy seems to be an fed up and demanded the dom of speech. We’re not people could find the time to amendment specifies we are overstocked commodity In rights that we as Americans drawing our own fines and discuss the dilemma of their entitled to do so. this community. During take fo r granted. in turn are losing many of vanishing first amendment That means tolerating elections, we’re lucky If a Ignoring our rights won’t, our freedoms. When Is this rights to free speech. people who want to censor quarter of the nation both bring on communism, but It kind of inaction going to Granted the pre-publicity of books, videos and Ideas. But ers to vote. When school will lessen the quality of our stop? When we’ve com the rally was slim, the lack when an action Is taken to boards decide that Huckle lives. pletely lost our right to free ing attendance was still actually prevent. someone berry Finn is racist, many Yes, some things like child speech? frightening. f Racism strikes^ More Parking Problems on Campus The lucky few who do find again? Dear Editor, ner o f the lo t Pullipg into the Campus Drive. This would available spots visually have to D ear E ditor: parking spot you turn off your have to be approved by the walkmilestomakeitto class on car, garb your books, and look state, of course. time. Apossible solution would Picture this. It’s 9:40 AM, What Is this madness? I at your watch. 9:55! After turning off Lake Michi be one additional parking lot(a twenty minutes before your have only been at GVSU for 10:00 class. Driving down Lake Five minutes to make It to gan Drive onto Campus Drive, new one was just put in- I afew weeks, and IVe already class- do you make It In time? cars are always stopping for know!) The new lot could possi Michigan Drive, you can al seen several examples of pedestrians. Never one large bly be off-campus with shuttle ready see the line of cars wait That’s really not the point The racism. IVe seen It In the bus transportation provided. ing to turn onto Campus Drive. pointthatlwanttomakelsthat group, but always one ortwo at dorms, In the classrooms, Also, some cf the restricted park After three signals you finally the traffic situation here at a time. ' and In the organizations. ing near the buildings could be make it through the light Grand Valley here Is terrible. GrandValkylsantheroadto We’re all human beings, used for student parking. Now, you think, everything’s This situation starts with the solving this problem. On some so WHY can’t black, white, Imagine if any (or all) of these smooth sailing. Wrong! First, left-turn lane off from Lake momir^gs I notice campus se red, and yellow five side by solutions would be put into you stop two times for groups MichiganDrive. This line some curity directing the traffic. It side? Already In my dorm practice. Your morning would of pedestrians crossing. Then, times extends beyond 40th Av would be a good idea to do this there have been fights, both turning into the nearest park enue. It would be possible to more often. Other solutions be considerably different verbal and physical, where ing lo t it looks as if there’s only lengthen the left-turn signal, would be an overpass or possi Now picture this. It’s 9:40 racism is the root. Rap music one open space in the far cor allowing more cars to turn onto bly traffic signals. AM, twenlyminutesbeforeyour is constantly pounding Of all the problems previ 10:00 class. You cruise onto through the dorm, and some ously explained, thefinal prob campus and pull intoaparidng of the people IVe talked to Editor in Chief •••••••••••••• Sarah Stinson lem is theworsL rmreferringto spot close enough to your first h ate it. News Editor •••••••••••••••• Steve Ungrey the parking situation. Espe class. You turn off your car, I’m fearful that maybe the Campus Life Editor •• • • • • • • • • • Audra Lousias cially later in theday, parking is grab your books, and look at reason they don't like it is Entertainment Editor* •••••••• • *Beth Grienke a nearimpossibility. The park your watch. 9:45... plenty of because it’s “black’’ music. I Sports Editor • • • • • • • • • • • • • • Jerry Smigelski ing lots at Grand Valley are time!! consider it an art form and Photo Editor • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • Julie Edinger large (and free, too), but there freedom of expression. I Art Director •••••••••••••••• Mike Kluczyk never seems to be any spaces Sincerely. think It is something to be Advertising Manager •••••••••• Dave Benner up for grabs. Nicole Pipe Please see R AC ISM , p. 6 Office Manager • • • • • • • • • • • • • Steve Weller Business Manager • • • • • • • • • • • • Joe Lowden Advisor • • • ••••••••••••• John Batchelder 7 s V 1 — t GRAND RAPDS
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Tv\E COOL tf BJ6D 9ocL Wednesday October 2, 1991 Family Day brings many to campus By Andra Lousias Campus Life Editor
Family Day 1991 was a great success with families of GVSU students coming from everywhere to spend time with them this past weekend. Saturday morning saw tasty food and entertaining performances. Both breakfast and lunch was served as the Jazz Band and “The H ill People" performed under the Family Day tent set up in the Ravine parking lot. All day long, an arts and crafts fair featuring works by local arteslans had the Field House packed. The women’s tennis team defeated Wayne State University in their match and the Laker Football team enj oyed a 31-13 victory over the University of Indianapo lis Greyhounds with a Please see FAMILY, p. 6
ftimtes qfGVSU students had the opportunity to view an arts and crafts show held at the Field House lobby. PHOTO BY ADAM CARROLL Mark Nizer entertains at GVSU Family Day A By liatt Watson Parents of the Day Essay Winners Guest Writer EVery year, as a part of Life Office said. “This Saturday night. the Family Day year we had some Mark Nizer en festivities, a Parents of incredible participation tranced a packed the Day Elssay contest is on the part of Grand Louis Armstrong held. This year’s lucky Rapids businesses." Theatre with his parents are Lynann An added feature to outstanding Jug Lowe’s Mom and Dad. the winning of this gling techniques The Lowes have lived prestigious award for the and hilarity. in Rockford for the past Lowes was enjoying Some of Nizer’s two years and are lunch and sitting with feats Included Jug formerly from President Lubbers at the gling five ping-pong Eastmanville. Lynann is football game. balls with his a senior majoring in The runner-up to the mouth, riding on a communications. contest was Ruby six-foot unlcycle The winning essay, McBee, mother of while Juggling “Parents of a Lifetime." sophomore Alena McBee. knives and every earned the Low es a Mrs. M cBee's is from thing else from flam night of free lodging at Detroit and is a teacher ing torches to bowl the Grandvlllage Inn at in the Detroit Public ing balls. Grandville, $40 gift Schools System. Her Not only was he certificate at the Olive prizes were two Itza talented, but funny Garden, $50 gift Pizza's, a $15 gift as well. He even took certificate from the certificate from the stabs at The Lan- Am way Grand Plaza, five Goalpost Family thom photographer. free games of bowling Restaurant and five free He knew how to in from Grand Valley games of bowling. volve the audience Lanes, a pizza from Following is the award in his act as he told Pietro’s Pizza, a bouquet winning essay: Jokes and performed from Jenny’s Bridal and My parents had already the tricks. Floral, movie passes to been parents for over a When the show Studio 28 and a $50 gift generation by the time I was over and I certificate from the came along. With two walked out o f Louis University Bookstore. grown children, they were Armstrong Theater, “The contest gets anticipating a well-de my jaws were killing bigger every year," Diane served retirement. How- me from laughing so Batchlor of the Student Please see ESSAY, p. 5 much. Everyone Mark Nizer ends his outstanding show o f Juggling shills by flinging a V______had a great time. bowling ball and electric knife, and a blow torch into the air. - October2,1991 TheLanthcrn Page5 ESSAY, from p. 4 ever, “accidents happen", and Be thankful for what the Lord some people cannot handle has given you. . them. Thiswas the case with Instead ofmyparents grow their daughter, my biological ing up with me, I was watch mother. Before "Grandma ing them grow older. Other and Grandpa" had time to kids did not understand why think about Florida and my mom had gray hair and Reader’s Digest, they were my dad was wrinkly. “Where filling out adoption papers to are your real parents?" They once again become parents. were my real parents. You I was three months old, see, anybodjy can have ababy. colicky, with diaper rash and It's a scientific thing. But It a temperamental cry. I takes a very strong person to couldn’t keep food down and beaparent, and the way they 1 •’.* Yfrtpfi. I didn’t sleep a wink at night. brought me up Is unique and l i p ! 1 k 1 • m But they were parents again, special to me. I had the op 1 -OT and this came with the terri portunity to see a much dif tory. From the time I can ferent perspective on life. I remember, my mom would heard about the first World tell me everyday how special War, one-room school houses and loved I w as. She w ould and when there was no cars, wait form e to get off the bus. about the Great Depression and greet me with big hugs and saving a nickel for an Ice and excitedly say my favorite cream cone on Saturday. phrase— "tell m e A L L about My parents had a different you r day!" view on things than younger parents, and sometimes that Things were different for ents didn’t have the money to Be prompt All that they caused the generation gap to wanted me to experience It me growing up— I had a “ma put me through a four year taught me is finally starting become a problem. I didn't They were also very Inter ture” environment, one which university, but they have done to sink In. It doesn't seem so want to learn from the eti ested In what I was doing— I did not appreciate. I hated everything to help me. Idont fuddy-duddy anymore. They quette book and WHY did my never did theymiss an awards dassicalmusic and didn't like know how many times I have may be old fashioned, but dad have to w ear a tie every presentation or a game, even the fact we never ordered out gone home Just long enough th a t Is fine w ith me. time he left the house? No I f It m eant th ey had to drive for pizza. Things were old to dump off my laundry and My father Is having a birth body did that anymore. But after dark. I could always fashioned, simple. Say please clean out the cupboards. day on Friday, September 27. they knew what they were count on seeing their smiling and thank you. Respect your Mom sews me outfits and He will be 81. My mother’s brought up Into, and they faces In the crowd. The first elders. Work hard. Be nice. dad made me a bookshelf. birthday is thefollowingweek ones there and the last to I have been debating on what Mr, and. Mrs. Lowe: Parents o f the Day leave. I remember telling my And when It comes time to move from apartment to w ould be an appropriate g ift PHOTO BY ERIK HOLLADAY friends, “you can borrow my apartment, mom Is there with for them. Nothing I can come parents since yours couldn't her vacuum and dad Is ready up with could possibly show m ake it." to lift and load. them how m uch I love them I was awhiny, unapprecia When I was home last Sat and appreciate all th ey have tive teenager. I demanded so urday, I sat and w atched m y done for me. I only hope that much from them, and gave parents. They were as simple someday I will be blessed with very little back. They didn’t as ever. Do your work first the opportunity to be a par seem to mind, though. Their and then play. Pray before ent, and that I can be as good wardrobes were tiny, the two meals. Help the neighbors. of a parent as my parents are. of them didn't take up half the closet. I was the first at school to have the newest wave of fashion. Dad was pushing 150,000 miles on TRADITIONAL IRISH FLAIR the truck, while I was driving a new Escort. They sacrificed LIVE JAZZ so much of what they de Thursdays and Fridays 5:30 pm thru 9:30 pm served, but always seemed ^ "FRESH FUSION" so happy. However, they taught me the importance of Thursday Drink Specials working for what you have. I N ever A Cover Charge / had a part-time Job all through high-school, and ■msiM . O gffi op**1 that made working through Mon485' college seem a lot easier. I will graduate from Grand Valley next August. My par Flanagan's FOOD Jk. SPIRITS ^ 139 PEARL ST. N.W. GRAND RAPIDS. Ml (616) 454-7852
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appreciated and heard. Homecoming 1991 Calendar of events Ibomanypeople who claim Homecoming week Is October 7-12 and Is fastly approaching and the Major Campus Activities Is gearing up for it. The to be “educated" and "open- theme for this year's festivities Is “Rock around the Clock". minded" totally doee their Monday Is GVSU day! minds to the black race and On Tuesday at 8:30 p.m., Banner hanging will take place followed by Funniest Home Video contest at 9:15. Both of culture. I think this is mad these events will be held In the Klrkhof Center. ness. ^It frightens me greatly On Wednesday at noon, games will be played In the Commons. At 9:15 p.m. Serenades o f Homecoming Nominees will tohvetoacounbythatboasts talc* place at the Klrkhof. A sock hop will be thrown at 10 that night. equaBtywhmtatherooteof On Thursday, there will be more games at the Commons at noon and In Robinson field at 5 p.m. this country there is a great Friday kHrq off the big weekend with a Bonfire In Robinson field at 6:30 p.m. where a Yell Like Hell contest and W ildcat sickness eating us away. Bum will take place. The Homecoming Court will be announced at this time. ffthese canoerousronts go Saturday, the big day!!! At~tt:30 a.m. a parade will come through Campus Drive and work Its way Into Lubbers back to the times when sla- Stadium. Kick-off time for the Lakers-NMU Wildcats Is 1:30 p.m. At halftime, the King and Queen will be crowned. verywas allowed, thenlsntit KING AND QUEEN NOMINEES: fime to cut ouredvw from Octavio Aguilar- Delta Sigma Phi, Dan Breuker- Bleacher Creatures, Michael Crawford- RHA, Richard Easterbrook- thattroeandgetthiscountiy PrePT, Otis Hamlett- Sigma Phi Epsilon, Craig Haylcan- GV Nursing Student Association, Chris M iller-PI Kappa Phi, back together? Ray Richards- Blade student Union, Christopher Rugh- PRSSA, Brian Stevenson- Lambda Delta Chi, Bob Stowe- In the same way racism in Student Foundation, Andy Werschly- Cheerleader, Brlen Worrell- Student Senate, Mike Mattl-Tau Kappa Epsilon. Tammy Boomer- Alpha Sigma Tau and Senate, Regina Brewer- Track Team, Alesla Danos- PRSSA, Jamie Eitzroth- There are seldom any other Pre p t , Michelle Kent- Alpha Omlcron Pi, Audra Lousias- Klstler Hall, Betsy Mlchmershulzen- Delta Zeta, Jennifer races in my classes. When Mltteer- Trl-Slgma, Hallna Orawlec, Wannetta Perkins- Black Student Union, Theresa Russell- GV Nursing Student someone cfarace other than Association, Janet Tierney- Cheerleader. Tonla Wallace- Student Foundation, Lily Wun- RHA. white asks a question, the professors seemingly talk Forum on Soviet October is down to that person. What Is going on here? Issues to be held substance abuse People ofaD races are here to An openforum, titled “Per getan education, andyetsome spectives on the Contempo o f them are treated like they rary Soviet Disunion," is month By Todd Walter are nothing or aren’t worth scheduled for Tuesday, Oct. the effort. These people are 8 from 1-4 p.m. In the The Student Services Divi human beings, capable of Klrkhof Center Promenade. sion is recognizing October as learning and entitled to be Sponsored by the Social Alcohol/ Substance Abuse treated assuch. They should Science division, Political Month at GVSU. The Division be treated with respect and Science department, Hu has planned lectures, activities with at least a little under- manities division, History and contests to help promote and foreign language depart the month. FtnaDy, another example of ments and the Russian Throughout October, there racism on the GVSU campus Circle, the forum will fea will be the “Best Program" con Is to the fraternities and so ture specialists who will test in which arty student orga rorities. The majority of these comment on the present nization can enter in an effort to organizations seem to be seg state of the Soviet Union with come up with the best program regated. Why Is this? We are a historical and cultural per dedicated to alcohol/substance ALL brothers and sisters to spective. abuse awareness. The grand humanity. October Lunchbreak Series calendar prize for the “Best Program” I hate that I cant be to a contest Is a private party for up sorority with my friends of Again this year, a series of Friday, Oct. 4—Lauren Friday, Oct 25—Jeffrey Work to 130 people at Studio 28. cither races. I think this sort performers will entertain the Wagner, pianist on the trumpet Other actlvltlesforthe month of unspoken policy is wrong. campus from noon -1 pm. in Thursday, Oct 10—Ray Wednesday, Oct 30-David Savoy has been abolished the Louis Armstrong Theatre. Kamalay and his Red Hot Pep Hall, martmbist Include: for over 100 years, so why are The Lunchbreak Series per pers, Jazz ensemble. All performances are free and Movies In the Kleiner at 7 westlllsegregatfngouiselves? formances for the month of Oc Tuesday, Oct. 15—Marla open to the public. p.m.— Oct 1, “No Way Out", tober are as follows: Rcyce-Hesse, harpist O ct 7, “Clean and Sober" and Again, I say what is this O ct 22. “BrightUghts. BlgCtty". madness? As our nation ccn- From Oct 14-17,alcoholedu- ttooestogo through time, are cadon tapes, “Eddie Talks” will we going to destroy ourselves be shown in the Kleiner Com by not facing the problem of At Sera Tec, We Don’t Believe In mons. racism? The time to act is Dr. Jean Kllboume presents now, before another genera a lecture titled, “Under the In tion learns hatred arri cruelty Taking Chances, That’s Why We... fluence, the Pushing of Alcohol from us. via Advertising," Oct 2 at 9 The keyto solving thlsprob- • Use sterile, disposable equipment pm . m the Promenade Deck of lem ttes to the education of the Klrkhof Center. both the young and the dd • Provide a pleasant and relaxing enviroment Oct 8 at 6:30 p.m. In the alike. W e must learn about , Test every donation for hepatitus and North Commons- “Meet the those that are dtiferent from Judge". Judge Post from Ot oursdves In order to obtain a the AIDS virus tawa CountywlD be cm campus more peaceful and race-free to discuss alcohol related Is world. Ifw e continue tn igno • Require a physical exam proir to donating sues. rance, we are only going to be Oct 16-17, “The Kiss of bound to this madness for plasma (physician on premise) Death’ contest will take place ever. In the Commons, Kleiner and ,\. * .’L*. • Physical is FREE D eli Stocere&r, For further information, con Brandi DeRoo Help Us Help People Who Need Plasma tact Todd Walter at 895-3161.
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Freddy Krueger dies to grave reviews
By The Slskel and Ebert headache. After about ten Kida (Chris Fllaek & Andra minutes of boneheads Lous las) sticking objects at the camera, I wanted to leave. Ratings: Save your money. Stay Chris: 1 (barely) home and kick the dog or One night he meets a Andra: 1.8 som ething. madcap, crusading bum By Beth Grienke Grail. Throughout the story named Parry (Robin Chris: This movie bites. Andra: Freddy’s Dead and Entertainment Editor the whole range of genres Williams) and his tattered Bites, bites, bites. There thank God! The flick was are depicted: romance, band of Merry Men. Parry was hardly anything juvenile, stupid and a big When a movie tries suspense, comedy, action- states that he Is on a quest redeeming about this waste ker-plop in the toilet. something vastly different, adventure, and even for the Holy Grail. Later we of time. Hie only things The acting was raunchy, It runs the risk of losing fan tasy. The Fisher King Is discover that he Is secretly remotely Interesting in this the camera work was less both Its audience and sales. the most creative film I have smitted by klutzy, photogenic were the mildly funny than professional (shaky, However, by taking a ever seen; it is also the best Lydia (Amanda Plummer). Johnny Depp and Alice inconsistent and Just a pile chance, a film can create an movie I have viewed this year. Strangefy, Jack finds himself Cooper cameos and the of poo-poo) and plot, limited expression of a greater The film succeeds due to wanting to help Parry. soundtrack. (It included a to m ane. vision. Last year Dances the creative genius of The rest of the movie brand new cut by The Goo Freddy and the movie With Wolves prospered in Director Terry Giliam (Brazil) delightfully twists and turns Goo Dolls (the opening played on the worst things spite of conventional who forms order out of chaos as the two men come closer theme), a song by Detroit’s m life—physical, sexual and wisdom. Supposedly in this mixture of fantasy to healing their emotional own Junk Monkeys and a emotional abuse. Freddy America wouldn’t embrace and reality. Even though wounds. Among the new one by Iggy Pop (the him self was aproduct of child a movie with subtitles that the movie settles for a Blade fabulous scenes, we learn closing theme). abuse (It’s always the was over three hours long Runner-type ending, it what “cloud busting” is, and I saw this one for free and mother’s fault). and actually put the Indians shines with the magic few are entertained by a male I still felt ripped off. I walked There was this really as the good guys and most movies have. cabaret singer (Michael ou t o f Nightmare 5 w ith the wacked-out broad who of the white men as the bad The story begins with Jack Jeter). same feeling I had when I played a kick-boxing, guys. But, as everyone Lucas (Jeff Bridges)— the top I am n ot goin g to give aw ay w alked out o f th e first Bill & marine-swearing, evil twin knows by now, Dances With shock radio DJ in any more of the story. The Ted flick. I felt offended. sister ofT2’s Linda Hamilton. Wolves has been a stellar Manhattan. He Is arrogantly constant twist and surprises The tripe the big studios try This chick deserves a serious sdccess—garnering 7 living on the upper level of are part of the beauty of this and pass off as vacation . Academy Awards Including success. Suddenly an film and I don’t want to rum entertainment astounds me. The only cool parts of the Best Picture and Is still unfortunate incident thrust any of those moments for How stupid do they think we movie are a pseudo running in theatres across Jack into realizing Just how you. are? Man, I hated Freddy's psychedelic moment that the United States. much power he has. As a All four mam actors are Dead. could have been played out Last week The Fisher King result, he becomes shattered fantastically well-suited to The camera work was and a b rie f encou n ter in the premiered In theatres across and disillusioned. their characters. As he beyond amateurish, as was 3-D Fred dy vision. the country. This movie, The story shifts to three quotes Nietzche’s idea of “the the acting, editing, I think that my 13-year- too, takes a chance. Writer years later. At this point. bumbled and the botched," blahblahblahblahblah. old, skateboarding, halr- Richard LaGravenese, a Jack Is living with Anne Jeff Bridges is profoundly What about the 3-D moussing, fart Joke-telling former comedian, has Napolitano—(Mercedes tender as the changed Jack ending? It was obnoxious cousin would probably enjoy constructed a modem day Ruehl) a flrey Italian, who Lucas. In this monologue and badly done. It did this movie, and that’s about succeed in giving me a i t mythical search for the Holy runs a video store. Please see KING p. 11 BIG AUDIO DYNAMITE DAVID BYRNE TheGlobe The Forest iMSL point that you could sing rocker with a cool use o f the BIG AUDIO makes sense, because the disc every song to the tune of riff and opening scream from DYNAMITE II-THE DAVID BYRNE-THE feels like it's everything Byme “Doo-Wah-Diddy." (“Here The Clash's “Should I Stay FOREST has ever known, felt or wanted GLOBE she comes/Just a’walkln’ o r Should I Go?" and “Inno David Byrne Is a smart to feel. And It’s all trans After The Clash split up in down the street”) Jones cent Child" w hich is a good guy. Ever since he arrived formed Into one mesmerizing the early 80’s, Joe Strum- must have sensed this rut mellow cut. Just Mick and on the music scene with the work. mer put together a new Clash and scrapped the band, his acoustic. first Talking Heads’ album If you've experienced and subsequently released hired three new guys, The big problem Is that I Pas In 1977, he has given us (Peter Gabriel’s sound one of the most laughable slapped a IT at the end of the don't know w hy M ick hired sion everything from punk, Afri track fo r The Last Temptation albums ever slapped to logo and now we have The a band because each cut can rhythm, Brazilian of Christ) you will love The gether. Globe. And, well, as Jones seems to be all samples. rhythm, Jazz.and now. The Forest It’s a true bit o f genius Mick Jones turned his himself sings on the open They sample The Who, The Forest at work. If you’re waiting to back on the big punk sound ing cu t “Rush”; ‘ If I had my Clash, Peter Gabriel, Queen, The Forest, a lth o u g h hear The Talking Heads, then ofThe Clash and formed Big time again/I would do it all and Bob Marley. ‘Innocent heavily orchestrated (65 in don’t bother, but if you’re Audio Dynamite . whose the same /And not change a Child" could have been the strumentalists, 6 vocalists, ready to hear Byme really eponymous debut was single thing." Yep, It sounds saving grace, w ere it not for yet only one ‘song* 1) It should shine, please give this a try. smart, funky, very dance- the same as the other four the Peter Gabriel “Blko" not be labeled as a Classical Sldenote: This disc Is best able, and used really cool efforts. What a pisser. drum-beat sample that piece. It dips Into every experienced alone. In the dark samples In really cool ways. Out of ten songs, I can Jones sticks beneath the thing: orchestral, quirky arid loud enough for It to com Their second release was only recommend three: guitar. pop. and Mld-Eastem styles. pletely envelope you. good but sounded a little like “Rush"; this one’s a killer. If you want something to Byrne states In the finer THE GLOBE and THE FOR the first one. By the time Super funky and has a cool dance to, buy this. If you've notes that “TheForestls less EST are available at The Vinyl they released their fourth use o f the keyboard riff from been with Mick Jones since a piece than a process. A Solution. 2035 28th st S.E. a lb u m , Megatop The Who’s “Baba O’Refly.’’ The Clash and feel he could process of discovering what (ph.241-4040) Phoenix,...well. It got to the The Globe’ Is a funky-rap- do b etter (he can) .don’t MUSIC MUSIC MUSIC MUSIC MUSIC MUSIC PageS TheLanthom October 2,1991 . Late for Dinner T.V. Snapshots: Five new programs By Shannon Van Beek creators, but I guess It Is too Entertainment Writer children, all with two names is an early Mt (like John Boy). Fourteen- soontomake a final decision. year-old Dorothy Jane seems It wasn’t terrible by any By Shellle VaaDeCreek Twenty-nine years later, It is now officially fall and to be central to the show. means, I’m sure some of you Entertainment Writer due to an electrical fall means a whole batch of She sits In h er room looking w ill love It. I’ll give It another accident, the sleeping new shows on television. out the window and tells you chance. Late For Dinner is a b ea u ties aw ake. S o m uch Although college life Is fairly “P. 8 .1. LuvU ," S atu rd ay delightful movie. It has has changed that thtry can t full, I checked out a few of how she feels. It’s has to be rough being the oldest, and 10 p.m ., CBS. that charming, mix of help hot notice the the new programs to see never having a dress that This comedy-drama stars humor and drama that differences all around which are worth the time Connie Sellecca and Greg makes you want to laugh than. Scared out of their and which aren’t. didn’t start ou t a som ething E vlgan. T he tw o o f th em are and a y a t the sam e tim e. minds, they run for home uThe R oyal else first. Who wants to wear part of the Witness Hite la the stay of two to fin d th e ir fam ily. Fam ily,” Wednesday, 8 an old bedspread anyway? Protection Program and are heat friends: who are WilUe’sdaughteris asold p .m ., CBS. This one made me laugh, posing as husband and wife. accused o f something that as him but completely This comedy stars Redd and I have to admit. It also He is a cop and she works wasn't their fault and have happy to have her daddy Foxx and Della Reese as Al made me cry—I’m such a for a private Investigator. tom akeaxunforlt lathe back. He feels fearful at and Victoria Royal, acouple softie. I enjoyed it a lot. Therefore, as you can process, one o f them, While confronting his wife. look in g forw ard to a h appy “N unes,” Saturday, 9:30 Imagine, they wind up doing (Brian Wfemned* gets shot Especially when he learns retirement together. p.m ., NBC. a lot of investigating and is in serious danger of she has beenmarried again W ou ldn’t yo u know it, Just You guessed it, this Is a themselves. dying until a nice doctor as they’re discussing their show about nurses. It’s a All we need Is another helps. Frank (Peter Berg), Joy, his wife, has been wonderful future, their comedy from the creators of detective crime show. WlHie’sfrtendlsamanwlth daughter and her children “Golden Girls" and “Empty However, “P. S. I Luv U” is a a slight problem. He has a readily accept, Wm back. show up needing a place to Nest.” The nurses work In Whathappms inthe end is live. So much for peace and the same Community hit different than the others in this category, so maybe h im to be s lig h tly reta rd ed quiet. Medical Center as Harry it’s has what it takes to | and will probably going to to see iti ______Al and Victoria have a Westin does In “Empty Nest." km him taavoy short time. 1 recommend this movie warm and funny They are of different ethnic survive. I’m not sure, but it relationship, and it’s clear backgrounds, and there Is is entertaining. the doctor decides to test feci* good mbviel from the remarks they one male nurse as well. I know this is only a his theory cfcryogenics- Sometimesthat'sjustwhat exchange that they’re still I have to say I was little handful of what’s new this tbat’s freezing people and we need: Nothing hot for each other. Foxx disappointed In this show. I fall, but what do you expect. reviving than years later. • spectacular. •. \ ' or and Reese definitely work expected more from Its I’m a senior at GVSU. H e fe d s h e h as th e p e rfe c t adventurous^ wild or well together. The whole subjects Jwobasicallygood show works, and I men about to hang for toatddMsomethmgM recommend you check this Simpson premiere doesn't live :somi|ptog they didn't do leaves, -you feeling warm one out. Don’t worry if you •iad one o f th an wfco w ill inddii : That's a *a i this didn’t like “Sanford and up to viewers' expectations die without the medical moviehas. Goon, see if Son," Foxx is great in this. tech n ologies o f th e fu tu re. 'imMmmrnMmm “T eech ," Wednesday, By Jason Orcechowski as the previews lead us to Entertainment Writer W hat1 the doctor doesn't showing at Studio 28. Turn 8:30 p .m .. CBS. believe. take into consideration is herenextwrekfOTiDrcetoed Phill Lewis plays “Teech" From what we were the family of these guys. with Goldie Hawn. Gibson, the new music The long awaited season shown on the previews, the Frank and Willie have SheUies Rating: 7.5. teacher at a boarding school premiere of The Simpsons Michael Jackson/crazy people who love them. ____ 7 fo r rich b oys. It seem s th a t which aired last Thursday guy scheme promised to be Gibson may not be there on Fox was entertaining, quite hilarious. (Especially solely because he was the but not quite as .since Homer had no clue best qualified, but also to spectacular as I expected as to who Michael Jackson 05tudioUn 282H T i heatre l Scr n be the “token black teacher." It to be. Is.) It was a good idea with I35U HV'v; 28th Street Call 538-8760 fur showttmes The showfocuses on “Teech" The episode entailed a lot of potential, and it and four troublemakers Homer being put Into a was funny, but it ended far Starts Friday Sept 27 True Identity (r» assigned to his class as mental institution and his too abruptly and should Suburban Commando punishment: It was either meeting a two hundred have been developed Hulk Hogan, Christopher Uoyd Michael J. Fox music class or the train pound white guy who further. Shout (PG13)- John Travolta, Point Break (R)- Keanu home. thinks he Is Michael Some of the best parts of Jamie Walters Reeves,-Patrick Swayze Lewis Is funny and the Jackson (the mystery as to the show Included Homer’s Ricochet (R)- Denzel Terminator 2 - Robin City Slickers (pgi3>- Billy class. I think you’ll like it. of us need look no more...”) Crystal, Daniel Stem “The Torkelaons,” daughter, Lisa experiences and Lisa’s manic birthday Necessary Roughness Harley Davidson & The Saturday, 8:30 p.m., NBC. the existential angst other poem (“I had a cat named (PGi3>- Scott Bakula, Sinbad Marlboro Man Lakers ground the Grey hounds, 31-13 By Sarah 8tinson Editor In Chief Lakers and Jamarl Eiland west Intercollegiate Football added athirdTD to give the Conference’s Player of the “We needed to play well Lakers a comfortable lead. Week for his outstanding this week to get our confi Sagaro connected on two of performance. dence back and establish the three extra points and Hull also rewrote part of ourselves again,” Laker the Lakers were up 23-7. the Laker record books Sat football quarterback Jack The second and third urday, setting two new of Hull said about facing the quarters became a defen fensive records. University of Indianapolis. sive struggle, as Grand Val The GV passing and total Coming off a disappoint ley held the same 16 point offense records, both held ing 33-0 loss to Butler the lead until late in the fourth by former Laker quarterback week before, the Lakers rose quarter. Guy Schuler, will both have to the challenge last Satur Hull scored on a 7-yard H ull’s nam e at th e to p o f the day against Indy and run with 4:34 remaining in list. Hull broke the old pass pounded out 23 points in the game, and Hull caught ing record of 5,786 yards the first quarter en route to an Eiland pass in the end and now has 5,912 yards, a 31-13 victory. zone for the two-point con and now also leads in total Junior Miguel Sagaro version . offense with 6,712 yards, opened the scoring for Grand Greyhound Shawn Shel surpassing Schuler’s 6,428. Valley, hitting on a 37-yard ton found paydirt from ayard Obviously, the Lakers did field goal less than five min out about two minutes later, well with Hull’s return to the utes into the game. but the two point attempt lineup, but have a new of The Greyhounds took their failed and G rand V a lley had fensive challenge to face this only lead of the game less sealed their 31-13 victory. week. Senior fullback Eric than two minutes later when Hull had a remarkable Lynch went down with a Kevin Haigott scored on a game for the Lakers, still hamstring injury during 38 yard run and Mike playing with a broken finger Saturday’s game and is ex Mozingo converted to make which forced him to miss pected to be out a minimum the score 7-0. the Butler game. He came o f 3-4 weeks. Grand Valley’s offense back in a big way. going 14- “It’s tough to get consis dominated the rest of the of-24 on the day with 270 tency with all the injuries, first quarter, as John Sand yards and a TD. but hopefully this will give ers scored twice for the He was named the Mid Please see LASERS, p. 11 PHOTO BY ERIK HOLLADAY Jack Hull passed his way to the top o f the Laker record Tennis team sticks it to the Tartars books Saturday, as wellas led his team to a 31-13 victory. By Brian Rutkowskl first set," remarked senior singles on Friday. Sports Writer Nikki Smith. “We used bet Senior Deb ploeg is also ter footwork and came out making a strong showing When the family members more aggressive in the sec this year with a 9-2 com Soccer team pulls it of the Grand Valley women's ond set." bined record in singles and tennis team came up for a Coach Tim Sutherland doubles. Lynn Kloostra, visit last weekend, they left was very pleased with the Yvonne Hart and Kelly out at the last minute with a proud feeling. effort by the team as a whole. Dunham, have solid week off. the Laker squad On Saturday, the Lakers “We can't play much bet records at 9-3 each. By 8cott Kelley Sports Writer was hoping to keep their came up big with an 8-1 ter than we did Saturday," With the continued im undefeated record intact. victory over the Wayne State commented Sutherland. provement on the squad, It went down the the wire After two tough forty five Tartars at the tennis courts “We keep getting better and Sutherland added a chal last weekend, but the men’s minute halves, both teams behind the G.V. Field House. better, and that’s Just what lenge to this year’s sched soccer team was able to found themselves score Jackie Scheuer and Nikki you want to see right now." ule by adding an October p u ll ou t a 1-G overtim e vic less. The Lakers came out Smith sparked GV. (now 3- The Lady Lakers are post 16 m eet again st M ichigan tory over Saginaw Valley at the beginning of the 1 in the conference behind ing successful individual State in East Lansing. State University. game with an offensive line Ferris State and Hillsdale) records also. Freshman Grand Valley also has an upcoming meet against Grand Valley went into up, with hopes of an early with a 3-6, 6-2, 6-2 come Noelle Forgar is undeafeated the game on the heels of a score. But Saginaw from behind victory in their in six singles matches and Division II powerhouse 2-1 victory over Ferris State Valley’s defense stood up number two doubles victory. was moved from number Chicago State on October last week. With almost a to the test, shutting out six singles to number four 19. “We came out flat in the Grand Valley. The Laker defense duplicated this Lakers bounce back and net a set of victories feat, also holding Saginaw Bv Derrick Barnsdale tremely well," commented ourselves yet" 51 kills in 16 games for an scoreless. Spirts Writer______senior-setter Kim Gravel. “We need to consistently average of 3.187 a game. The second half proved Grand Valley is 2-2 in the get our serves in, because “Maty Olszewsktissteady, to be an almost carbon we cant score if we don’t strong and dependable," copy of the first. Each After a 3-1 loss to Ferris GLIAC, and 12-4 overall. have th e b all," said G ravel. noted Boand. team applied pressure, but State, the Grand Valley vol GV leads the GLIAC with “Hopefully, we can con Senior setter Gravel is neither team was able to leyball team responded with 13.74 kills a game and is tinue to play as well as we third In the league in assists score, forcing overtime three straight victories over second in team a ssists w ith did last weekend," stated With 179 U0.53agameL GV play. Southern Indiana (15-12, . 11.79. senior Martha Najib. Last is second in the league in Grand Valley won the 1 5 -7 ,15^12),California (Pa.) * “We continue to improve eveiy time we tate the court," year the team fell into a team assists with 11.79 a kickoff and preceded with [15-12, 15-6, 15-10); and slump mid-way into the the two ten minute over Edinborough (Pa) (16-6, 9- stated Boand, season and could not re Janice Yaeger and Julie time halves. Once again 15. 15-9, 9-? 15, 15-12) on i The Lakers will look for cover. thus making for a Aldersonaretiedfortheteam each team battled, and the road to a first place fin revenge as their GLIAC lon g year. lead in service aces, both once again neither team ish in the round robin losses have come at the Senior outsidehitter Mary w ith 7, was able to put the ball in tournament at Ferris State. hands of Ferris State and Olszewski was nomlnatedfor The Lakers, which aver- the net in the first half of "We did very well consid Saginaw Valley State. ages only 3 blocks agam e. is overtime play. ering two of ou r starters were “Those teams are beat player of the week. After 19 able," stated Boand. ’Ifw e games Into the season, 01- • led by Wendy Lesch, who Finally, the Lakers finally play like we know we can, aaswskileadsthete^ii^h averages.875blocksagame, broke the silence when a s n a m e d to the AD-Tour- we can beat them. I think 58 kilb, an average of 3.052 "Blocking is not our best Bret Steiner beat the Saginaw Valley goalie for a a e a g a s B oand. ■■Wlj the game winning score. Page 10 The Lanthom October 2,1991 LAKER Crew team is successful in Pittsburgh By Mel Cronenwett performance quite well for Sports Writer team has attended and the off at a faster pace than CALENDAR eastern schools are much they were used to rowing. three weeks of practice and Thursday, October 3 The varsity men’s light more competitive than “If we had practiced at expects Improvement over Men's soccer at weight four, finished 53 mldwestem schools. that faster rate, we could the course of the season. Aquinas* 4 p m seconds out of first place The competition con havejumpedto fifth place,” C oach U re y p la c e d th ird Women's soccer at The Head of the Ohio sisted of schools from said Volk. “We were only in the men’s lightweight home vs, F$U*4p.m. Regatta In Pittsburgh last Boston to North Carolina, 20 seconds behind the sin g le. S atu rd ay. Including the first place fourth place boat." The varsity women’s The Lakers showed im open four placed 12 out of Friday, October 4 “Looking at the results, boat, Cornell University. “These eastern schools provement over their first 22. cross country they gave the best perfor aren’t going to let anybody regatta. The Head of the The varsity women’s atDowaglac-4pm . mance this weekend,” said Coach Doug Urey. "The 15 beat them." said Holdren. Thames In London, lightweight eight placed : • Women's tennis at boats In their field were all “You have to go out there Ontario GV took place seventh out of eight boats. SVSU*3p.m . within a minute of each and get them.” Saturday. September 21. The varsity men’s open o th er.* The men had to start Urey considers their four placed 17 out of 23. Saturday, October 4 Jeff O’Kronley, Brad feotbalatSVSU- Holdren, Mark Volk and Cross country shows its stregnth at Ferris invitational 1:30 p.m. Jim Harvey with coxswain Women's soccer Dawn Shepherd teamed up Martin sees GLIAC (24th), and Missy Bratsburg the Ferris State Invitational. to take tenth place with a a tW M U - lp m championship 20:27 (27th). Leading the field of teams time of 16:13. “The top five had great was Lewis University with “We did the best we potential tor women Tuesday, October 8 performancesforus," coach 40 points. Followed by Lake could," said O’Kronley, Women's volley Gary Martin acknowledged. Superior 68, Oakland 71, w h o stro k ed th e s h e ll. “W e By Sam Wilkinson ball at SV SU -7 p m “Our third, fourth, and fifth Hope 113, Northern Michi beat all of the local schools Sports Writer runners packed very closely, gan 133, Grand Valley 140, that we usually compete w hich I w as pleased to see." Ferris 186, Wayne State 207, Wednesday,October? against such as Notre It was a tie for third place Martin feels that the Alpena Community College Men's soccer D am e." between the Lakers of Grand GLIAC Championship is well 248. and Saginaw Valley did home vs.Calvfn- 4 p.m. The Ohio Is the first Valley State and the Lake within the reach of his Lady not finish. eastern regatta that the Superior State Lady Lakers Lakers, but he feels it will The overall winner was in a cross country match at not be an easy Flying Dutchman from Hope the Ferris State Bulldog accomplishment for any of College, Aaron Bruinlnks, Invitational. the other GLIAC teams. with the time of 26:05 Taking first was the strong “The conference could “It was a tough meet," Hope College team with 63 belongtoanyone. Onagiven expressed Coach Martin. “I points. Next were Northern day, anyone could pull out am really happy with the M ichigan 76, Lake S u p erior a victory. The men’s performance. State 95, Grand Valley State Championship In Marquette Grand Valley's top 95, Saginaw Valley 101, will go to who wants it the finishers were Junior Jason Lewis 113, and Ferris 132. m ost." Hunnlcutt 27:42 (23rd), ITZAPIZZA The overall winner In the senior captain Pete Bodary women’s race was Gillian 27:43 (24th), senior Roger Pereira, from Lake Superior Men finish sixth In Bloomer 27:50 (26th), Junior State, with a time of 17:52. tough competition Todd Laney 28:10 (40th), PICK-UP SPECIAL For the Lakers, senior and Junior Sean Donovan captain Trena Yonkers 28:12 (42nd). captured sixth, with a time By Sam Wilkinson Sports Writer “Judging by the squads in STROMBOLI o f 18:52. our conference that ran, it’s Other Laker finishers goin g to be a hum dinger for The Grand Valley men’s free 20 oz. pop were: senior Nicky the GLIAC championship in cross country team earned Vanderberg 19:47 (15th), Marquette," Commented Kelly Beschoner 20:22 sixth place in the field of ¥ M artin. ten competitive teams, at SMALL 12" PIZZA (23rd), Wendy Wahl 20:23 1W0 free 20 oz. pops ¥ Congratulations! 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Jerry •Speaking of the Air man, Portraying the shy Ly “Mr. Hockey" Smigelski says he did pro athletes Justice dia. Amanda Plummer is to look fo r C row der to dom i with his appearance on Sat delightfully enchanting. nate the game with his fists. urday Night Live last week Mercedes Ruehl is terrific WITH NOT! end. Good thing ‘he could In the role of the worldly •Nice crowd of 26,000+ In make it ‘cuzTony Mandarich Anne. As Pany, Robin DAVE BENNER Phoenix Sunday. Get a clue was #2 on the list. Williams Is brilliant: witty and consider lowering ticket •The poor Bears-a Mon in his insanity, romantic, •Hard to believe that Chip Howard now. prices. day night game, then the and boundless with en- Lohmlller has scored more •I want to see Dick Verm eil •I’ll bet not many can name Bills, then the Skins. Some ergy. points so far this season than and Gary Danielson have a the 4 starting linebackers one on the schedule-mak “I like New Yorkln June, the whole Indianapolis Colts’ hot air contest at halftime of for the Saints. They’re the ing crew doesn’t like them. how *bout you?" I like a team . the Super Bowl. league’s best. I still can’t •The Bills have won twelve movie with creative piz •After watching Rickey •Oh by the way, does any believe they’re going far with straight at home by a 15 za zz and Fisher King cer Henderson pursue and top one remember Tico Duck B obby H ebert a t the healm . point per game avg. ta in ly h as It. S o go th ee Lou Brock’s all-time stolen ett? •I’m interested to see •G ee w hiz. . . besides the hither to the theatre and base record last summer, •What’s going on? Out “Necessary Roughness” to Hiroshima Carp, can you experience this wild, zany, hilarious adventure. You I’m really terrified that two door hockey games and see If it’s a worthwhile sports name another "fish” team more Class “A’’ Jerks-Eric 30,000+ crowds at HS foot movie. No way can it match besides the expanslon-to be w on’t forget I t The Fisher King is T^Ltd Dickerson and James ball games? the Incomparable “Bull Florida Marlins? Remem R and presently playing Lofton-may soon be Joining •One quick glance at the Durham". I believe In... ber, Dolphins are mammals. at Studio 28. the ranks of all-time greats sta ts sh eet w ill te ll you w h y •Even though I’m biased ^ Beth’s Rating; 9. y In terms of milestones. the Giants own a losing as a Bulls’ fan, I can’t believe •Before you Lions’ fans get record. 7 fumbles already all the crap flying about too excited, consider the this season compared to 9 Scottie Plppen’s selection. combined 3-17 record of the all of last year. Plus any He’ll never get the credit he four teams they’ve beaten time they throw for 300+ deserves as long as he plays since their 45-0 trouncing yards (Hostetler threw for in Jordan’s shadow. DATA ENTRY at the hands of the Red 368 last Sunday against He is deserving because skins. Dallas for instance) isn’t a Immediate Openings •Spare the drama and give good sign because they must First and Second Shift the Helsman to Desmond run the ball and dominate M STAFFING tfAKER&'jmm P0:, INC. some o f the other guys us.” assistant coach a chance to play and John Jancek said. establish themselves,* Tex Butler and Bardie A i l a ;i k m . MiM 1\ pe v. pm: Hull commented. Pair both added eight ,l e a n ale. M i m ha\ e exeelleni SophomoreJoeHuhn tackles, while Todd Wood priHifie.ulme .mil spellmp and Jim Cramer each led the way for the nhilnv ( all Slat 1 me Ine. m m ' GrandValley defense on talked seven. 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