Drug Tests Dinator of the Post-Secondary of Volunteers to Hit the Front Education Demonstration Lab, Lines, and He Said That His Visit to by EDWARD MAHONEY Nounced

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Gov. reaches out to local students By ANDY EIPPERT go to college. She said they want Staff Reporter them to understand that college is "within their reach." What has the potential to Donley also said that ninth- reach thousands of high school grade students are the primary students, involve YSU students targets for several reasons. Since in a worthy volunteer effort and they are transitioning into high not cost YSU a dime? It's the school they can, more easily YSU Student Government than older students, maximize Outreach. the remainder of their time at The Outreach is an attempt to high school. They also convince high school students have time to get involved in that college is not out of their more extra-curricular activities, reach. It was initially conceived which also is something the as a program that would be volunteers stress. targeted at ninth-grade students; Donley said that another ad• the reasoning was that they still vantage of working with ninth-; had three full years of high graders is that the volunteers school to prepare themselves, will have ample opportunity to but one of the volunteers do follow-up visits. In this way reported that they have been they should be able to get a feel for how the program is CHAHUE Dl ETCH/THE JAM BAR asked to talk to eleventh-graders as well. performing. JinrWilpuIa, freshman, F&PA, Allen Mascari, freshman, F&PA, Russ Michelle -Donley, junior, During February the first McQuaide, senior, F&PA, ton Kaiser and Mike Tapp, freshmen, F&PA, all members of the YSU A&S, director of the program,; visits to South and Rayen took Jazz Ensemble,perform every Friday in the Kilcawley Center Pub from 4-6 p.m. said this is the. only program of place and they were judged to be its type at any of Ohio's state a success by the volunteers. universities. She has worked Philippe Sebastian, junior, with Caroline Anderson, coor• CAST, was with the first batch drug tests dinator of the Post-Secondary of volunteers to hit the front Education Demonstration Lab, lines, and he said that his visit to By EDWARD MAHONEY nounced. Primarily, all student athletes are in• to develop and target this pro• South went so well they were in• Staff formed about the test and a copy of consent is sent gram . Administrative advice vited back, except the next time to the parent or guardian of the athlete. A con• also has come from Bassam the principal wanted them to speak to eleventh-graders. YSU student athletes are subject to mandatory sent form and an authorization for limited release Deeb, assistant to the vice- -drug testing on a regular basis. Since 1986,the of information are given to each athlete to sign. president of Student Services; "We wanted to stress educa• athletic department has been building a substance Wathen keeps the records in a personal file which Karl Penn, assistant coordinator tion as an ongoing, continuous abuse program aimed at helping student athletes is kept confidential. of Student Services; and Charles process of life," said Sebastian. with drug problems overcome their addictions. The type of drug detected in a positive test will Whitman, director of Career Sebastian said that they The main purporse of this testing is to promote dictate the type of action which will be taken. Services. wanted to get the students think• education and arrange treatment for athletes who Three categories of street drugs exist in the testing Donley said she is responsible ing, and even if they only got need help. According to Dan Wathen, athletic procedure. Group A drugs include drugs classified for training, which is conducted through to a few, all the hard trainer, every athlete is currently tested between as marijuana and hashish. Group B includes in workshops, and for schedul• work would be worth it. The three and eight times a year on average. The stan• stimulants, depressants, hallucinogens and ing the volunteers with schools volunteers obviously got dard drug test screen runs about $30 and can anabolic^ steroids. Group C, a more serious that are interested in the pro• through, considering the ques• detect amphetamines, cannabinoids, cocaine, and category, includes drugs such as cocaine and gram. The training is designed tions they received. He said the other controlled substances. Tests for anabolic heroin. to demonstrate the advantages first question was about what steroids cost about $150 and are given on a serious If an athlete testspositivein Group A or Group of staying in school, to present certain jobs paid. The profes• suspicion basis only. B, they are unable to participate in one contest college as a positive experience, sions inquired about centered on All tests are performed on urine and refusal to immediately following postive test findings. If the to involve the ninth-graders in graduates in engineering, ar• participate in the testing is considered a positive athlete admits there is a problem, he/she is refer• discussion about how they feel chitecture, criminal justice and test. red to a drug counsleor. If the athlete refuses about college, and to convince English. The testing may be either announced or unan• See Tests, page 6 the disadvantaged that they can See Outreach, page 6

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By PATTY NOLASCO Employment Services. that education should be more "Graduates who want to "Warehouses will also become Staff Reporter "Graduates can look forward technical to keep up with the teach Kindergarten through an important future money to a highly competitive job computerized world. He said he grade 12 should realize that they maker in Youngstown because it market, and therefore, must predicts that computers will be are dependent on taxpayers, and "Education is the key to a will always remain the center continue their education to stay an important aspect of every therefore, should look for good job or occupation," said point between Chicago and current and get ahead," he said. occupation. community-supported loca• Donald Curry, labor market New York," said Curry. As for trends of future jobs, tions," said Curry. analyst for the Ohio Bureau of Curry said he also believes Curry said he predicts that in Curry said that jobs in the pro• For those in the field of the years ahead, Youngstown fessional, technical and business, Curry said they should can come back, managerial areas will increase. consider jobs that require reloca• This would require four or more tion. This idea, which is becom• "Youngstown can become a Inexpensive, safe, convenient, years of education past high ing quite common, can lead to very successful distribution school. higher advancement in lesser center," he said. off-campus housing Curry also said that health time. Another trend that Curry care will be a historical trend. "Relocation is something that spoke of for the future is in "Health care is a booming should be considered by •Secured Parking Lot •All Rooms Private Occupancy the field of services, which in• field. It won't ever slow down," •Central Kitchen Faciliites •Clean and Tastefuil Decorated everyone. However, there are cludes everything from doctors •Large Central Dining •Coin Operated Laundry he said. jobs in Youngstown," said and lawyers to drycleaners and Room and Lounge •Enclosed Court Yard Curry said (here are two Curry. He suggested that fast-food workers. reasons he believes healthcare graduates should consider all 10 Minute Walk From Y.S.U. Campus (Closer than most Y.S.U. will become so important. One possible options. "In big cities, there are a lot Parking!) Rent is $540 per Quarter (INCLUDING UTILITIES!) is the increase in population and In the Youngstown—Warren of people. Where there are a lot the other is the expectance of MSA Employment Outlook of people, there are needs. These The beat of both worlds: independence and security! For a personal longer life spans. booklet for 1988 through the needs are satisfied by the services tour, please call 744-0188, 9 a.m. to 5 p.m. The field of education is not year 2000, the greatest percen• Ask for Mr. Miglets. that others provide," said Curry. .doing as-bad as we are lead to tage changes are said to be in When asked about advice for believe. Curry refers to teaching nursing, engineering and com• Building meets all local, State, & Federal Fire and Safety Codes: as being on a "boom-and-bust" puter based jobs. soon-to-be YSU graduates, •Fire Escaj>e8 •Sprinkler System & Fire cycle. However, good teaching Occupations ranked by an• Curry said, "Further your •All Exits Marked & Extinguishers Throughout jobs can still be found. nual openings for the education, learn to use a com- lighted •Smoke Detectors & Fire Alarms Curry said he supports the de• Youngstown—Warren area in• -puter, and don't limit yourself Throughout •Parking Lots Protected mand for teachers in the areas of clude jobs in retail, janitorial because it's a competitive world By Closed—Circuit T.V. •Deadbolt Locks on All Rooms math and science. and mangerial occupations. out there."

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By JEFF JOHNSTON dent Neil Humphrey in 1986. The AIDS members. There are members from Stu• awareness, we haven't been able to Staff Reporter Task Force surveyed establishments dent Services, allied health, physical observe it directly," Deeb said. But he around campus and found there was a education, Personnel and Health Ser• added that a person of Johnson's stature vices. The group also is open to students In todays world of AIDS and safe sex, lack of availability. They made recom• coming forward has to get people who want to help. The Task Force also condoms are a hot issue. Everywhere you mendations to the Board of Trustees that thinking. has two legal consultants and a consul• look condoms and safe sex are being machines should be installed. The Board The machines that are getting the most tant at St. Elizabeth's Hospital who of• preached and pushed. Publicized cases, passed the recommendations and decid• business are those located in Cushwa and fer advice. such as Magic Johnson's,have brought ed to place the machines in the most con• Meshel. According to numbers publish• even more focus to condoms and safe sex. venient spots on campus. The Task Force presents programs ed by the Automatic Company, the total number of condoms sold between June On the YSU campus, there are Are the condoms helping? Loretta that are aimed to educate the public on of '89 and September of '91 was 2,556. numerous condom machines located Liptak, chairman of the Task Force, said the misconceptions of AIDS. Cushwa sold 878 and Meshel sold 784. throughout the campus. The machines the condoms work as a "reminder" to "There's still a lot of mis-information. Kilcawley got the bronze with 776. were installed in June of 1989. They are have safe sex and as a public service. The We must keep plugging along and keep condoms are part of the strategy for the getting the information needed," said located in Cushwa, Kilcawley, Lyden, So, you w Maag and Mesne!. The machines are Task Force to reach its goals. Deeb. "We want them (students) to Tbv Jxmbii controlled by the Automatic Company, Bassam Deeb, assistant to the vice know that if s not limited to one group." president of Student Services, and a So are the students and public receiv• with *xr\\ jnfcf which controls all of the vending this cnnipus machines on campus. member of the Task Force, said, "One ing the mesage? Did Magic Johnson's an- The idea of condom machines was of our major goals is to get people think• nouncement change our society's presented by the AIDS Task Force. This ing." awareness? iiip sill group was appointed by University Presi• The Task Force consists of 10 "If there has been a heightened Can Earn Three, Six or Nine College Credits This Summer (and still enjoy long weekends)! Housing and Penn State's Western Pennsylvania campuses offer you a great usay to get ahead of the pack Activities Panel (or catch up to itt) through summer study. Penn State offers you: •Over 150 different college credit courses. Dance/Mixer •Starting times from 8:00 a.m. to 8:00 p.m. •Three convenient locations to meet your needs. featuring

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Presidential Search Com•Board member doesn't need to resign mittee proves advantageousDear Editor : other, is also dedicated to the overall success of A recent comment by YSU Board of Trustee the University. member Mark Lyden has caused a great deal of The general fee, which supports student ser• Could it be that the YSU Board of Trustees is actual• outrage on campus. In the March 8 issue of the vice based organizations, is $300,000 short of last ly trying something new and looking toward democratic Vindicator Lyden commented that YSU "would year's budget. I am proud to say that many others methods to solve problems? be a second-rate community college without who receive funds through the general fee have It's hard to believe, but so far, so good — that is, bar• athletics." I respect Lyden, and I honestly feel voluntarily cut their budgets by as much as 10 ring any trickery in the next couple of weeks. Unlike the that he does not consider YSU to be an percent. All departments, including athletics, YSU presidential search of last year, the formation of academically second-rate community college. need to look long and hard at any possible cuts the Presidential Search Advisory Committee and the hir• Unlike State Senator Harry Meshel, I do not ask in its budget. The only cuts that should not be for Lyden's resignation, but I do agree with the made are those that directly affect the academic ing of Lamalie Associates, the Cleveland-based inter• honorable senator that I have never been so of• sector on campus. Students should not have to national search firm, the search for YSlTs next president fended by a remark by a member of our Board. worry from quarter to quarter which classes will has gone according to schedule and better than anyone Does YSU place too much importance on be cut, and faculty members should not have to could ever have hoped. athletics? Presently our athletic department worry about receiving funds for research. The Search Committee is made up of a representative receives more funding than any other department The wisest words found in the March 8 Vin• sample of people — students, faculty, trustees, alum• on campus. This is wrong. The University's dicator were those of President Humphrey. Hum• ni, and community members to name a few. The com• academic departments, the library and student phrey asked for any funds generated by a tuition mittee alone is a major improvement from last year's services should be the University's top priorities. increase to be funnelled directly into academic search. Last year, Board member Mark Lyden chaired The budget received by athletics is approved by programs only, it is time that the University the entire search, and screened the applications himself. the YSU Board of Trustees. If one were to ques• make a stand. Academics come firstl This year, Lamalie took over and things are being done tion allocations, the athletic department is not to be blamed, but the Board. The athletic depart• Scott Smith efficiently. ment, like any other department on campus, President, Student Government From the very beginning of the search, there have wants to succeed, yet this department, like any Student Representative, Board of Trustees been clearly defined standards, which the Search Com• mittee set themselves, and all of the candidates have been judged according to these criterion. Some of the qualities applicants have been judged on are experience in ad• Lyden not concerned with interests of YSU ministration, fund raising, and intercollegiate athletics. Dear Editor: There were approximately 90 applicants, and women , We are even more proud of the many physi• Mark-Lyden .is undoubtedly a concerned cians, engineers, lawyers, teachers, scientists, and minorities were judged separately to make sure they citizen who has the best interests of Youngstown musicians and businesspeople who started their were given a fair chance. The final three candidates were and the University at heart. However, his recent career preparation at YSU. There is. no Super- chosen after many long hours of reviewing resumes and statement which implies that it is athletics-which bowl for these people, but we believe that in the interviewing candidates. makes YSU a first-class University is unfortunate. long run they are important to Youngstown. : Every member of the Search Committee deserves to It seems that he understands neither the nature A university is a place where scholarly activi• be commended for their hard work and honesty in judg• of a university nor the capabilities and needs of ty and creative expression abound. It is a place ing candidates. The process has been very, structured, this University. where knowledge is shared, discovered and pass• controlled and upstanding. Everyone has had an equal A university can be excellent with or without ed on to future generations. It is a place where athletics, but not without sound academics. And say and equal opinion, and no one is out for themselves people grow as individuals, both personally and YSU is known to its students and alumni as a to further their own agendas. YSU's Board of Trustees professionally. It is a storehouse of the wisdom sound, academic springboard to professional of the ages and a place where that wisdom is should learn from the excellent example the Search Com• careers. ^ extended. mittee is setting. YSU serves the academic needs, at the That is a university. That is YSU. associate, bachelor's and master's levels, of pro• fessionals in business, education, health and The j&mbar medicine, science, music, law, art, engineering, and many other fields, and it serves them well. Members of the YSU Chemistry Faculty R.C. Phillips, Ph.D. )oiiTi*-<>Um-ii Slul<» l;niviTsih Most of our community seem to know this. Certainly we who teach and do research here Irwin Cohen, Ph.D. VoutrgHlu'-tn. OH know that very few, if any, of our students, out• Janet E. Del Bene, Ph.D. side of the athletes themselves, come here because Thomas N. Dobbelstein, Ph.D. -time As-'wolwi i nlJfiji ill* 1*ITV« MI-AHU lii-.m or our excellence in athletics. Steven M. Schildcrout, Ph.D. Elmer Foldvary, Ph.D. 'Hie Jimibar i& published two times a week during the fall, win We are proud of our athletics. We are proud Peter W. Von Ostwalden, Ph.D. mid spring quarters and once a week during the Slimmer session. 1 of our national champion football team and of Leonard B. Spiegel, Ph.D. views and opinions expressed herein do not necessarily reflect tht our Lady Penguins, and in fact of our general oii the stuff of Tliojsmh&r, YSU faculty or administration. SubscIDr - Bernard T. Gillis, Ph.D. thn rates: $15 wr academic year, £16 including the summer quan success in all of our athletic programs. But our athletic programs are not the reason our students Ralph E. Yirigst, Ph.D Thii Jumbar offices are located on the first floor of Kilcawley W< M.Beth Hopkins, Ph.D. The offtf* photic number is 742-3094 or 742-3095. come here. They are not what makes YSU known in this community as an excellent investment in Robert K. Smith, Ph.D. Howard D. Mettee, Ph.D. A.'/i tjtuu •tu.iit/.'hinrif y.wifl*»r Aflwrt: • i v the future, I)r*,n* /wiM»ft- -i1' Mi.r Brenda Sternest Darkroom Technician Letters/Opinion submissions ii.'7 !(««•• Wtry-i.ih: l}jrk;-»',i!i '[ vrhwc: ir.-'Hrt i-;.:- .i.i>t The Jambar encourages letters. All letters must be typed, double-spaced, signed and must include the (hitfhr Di'itch- i'!".-uijrjpru*! writer's telephone number, which is used for confirmation purposes and will, not be published. Mtakrllr fitmtc*: RwpliOimi No unsigned letter will be published. (ih'i /.iobt'rt 11 tuklkiCU'i Names of sexual assault victims may be deleted upon request, although they must still be 1 ,ith Pit* I' ih < .Oii'fiO-'lcr • T - ' , , , signed for.verification purposes.- *; ' : '; tin " Pt,*l riff. ' 'r!!Ffif.c-\Ut: ' ; Proper identification is needed-when submitting materials; ; , Ih HiUMitlh'fi: -\d\no. . . The Editor.reserves the rigjit to*eject.

Dear Editor: But there is more. The scholarly work of our Mark Lyden's comments (Vindicator, March 8), faculty is fundamental to the larger effort of that YSU would be only a second-rate communi• strengthening our programs, intellectually ty college without athletics, deserves not only con• challenging and developing our students, and demnation (already ably given by others), but meeting high academic standards. The imperative rebuttal. nature of such effort has been financially Much University and faculty activity ranges far underscored by the state in the past year. Lyden's beyond that normally associated with a junior col• comments denigrate these efforts to improve YSU, lege or even a baccalaureate institution. and he has thereby betrayed his position as a There are many faculty at YSU with Trustee. documented national and international reputa• Lyden should apologize without qualification tions. The original and scholarly contributions of and then resign. And all future prospective ap• this faculty are crucial to the University's educa• pointees to the Board of Trustees should share with tional mission to provide a window on the out• their faculty the condition that they be appointed side world to Northeastern Ohio and Eastern on the basis of their own achievements, and not Pennsylvania; by the very nature of the word on the basis of their family connections. "university," a university is an international place. Lyden's provincial remarks have insulted these Dr. Stephen E. Rodabaugh faculty and the University's mission in this regard. Mathematical & Computer Sciences

Dear Editor: thought so. common in this area — in my Well, I don't know about sideration when choosing your As a student, a future teacher But somehow the Board of senior year of high school, my everybody else, but a case full of college?" Let's see if the Trustees and a mother-to-be, I find YSU's Trustees, especially Mark school district built a new $2 football trophies has absolutely are putting the money — OUR athletic budget and the remarks Lyden, seem to have gotten it in• million gymnasium complex and nothing to do with how I choose money — where it matters to us of Trustee Mark Lyden in• to their heads that athletic then cut academics and laidoff my child's schools. Am I crazy, and to other people who are furiating. This is a university — superiority rather than academic teachers due to lack of funds. or do other people rate schools looking for a place to learn. a SCHOOL — is it not? And excellence is what really This distressing mind-set is even by criteria other than athletic correct me if I'm wrong here, distinguishes a school. This way reflected at the national level, as success? To find out, I propose but isn't the purpose of a school of thinking, which places winn• a comparison of the defense and a poll, with the question being: Samantha Pendleton to educate its students? I always ing ahead of learning, is not un• education budgets will show. "What did you take into con• Sophomore, Education

Mitchell Goodrich What is even more appalling is that as the "Strategic the school's budget, but the scholarships for YSU athletes Junior, Engineering Planning Committee Report" details, the average YSU do come out of the athletic department's budget. This student pays about $242 a year to support the athletic is spurious reasoning at best, but it becomes fallacious program. If someone who was not a student was to buy when we look at the University as a whole and eliminate I would propose that the University, even in these the equivalent tickets it would cost about $112. It is nice bleak financial times, set aside money to fund a special those "hidden costs." As has already been reported, the of the University to think that its students are affluent University's budget has increased by 92 percent in the exhibit at the McDonough Museum of Art entitled: the enough to provide cheap football tickets to the surroun• "Written Apologies of Trustee Mark Lyden III." We ding community. past 10 years, while the athletic department's budget has increased by 166 percent in those same 10 years. This could start our collection with a written apology that The athletic community also often cites their involve• is actually charitable to the athletic department since Lyden sent to the faculty union last year for a derogatory ment in activities besides intercollegiate athletics, such there are now all kinds of bidden costs that are not be• remark that he made about the quality of the faculty as intramural. But as Jack Rigney, coordinator of in• ing considered in its own budget (i.e. police protection, at the University. Now we have a better prize to add tramural sports, points out, there is no real connection to our collection, the surely upcoming apology for the between the two. The intramural budget comes out of most utilities, etc.). ridiculous remark reported in last Sunday's Vindicator the athletic budget but the athletic department has no Another reason that O'Connell gave for the athletic that managed to offend the entire University communi• real authority over it. Furthermore, the department is department seeming expensive was that the nature of ty. If he continues at his current pace, it will be dif• only allocated about 2.5 percent of the budget, so ifs athletics tends to be expensive because of new ficult to select just a few of the many future written a very small part of the athletic program. Despite this, apologies for our collection. technology and equipment. He used a comparison bet• the intramural department involved 2300 students last ween the the School of Engineering and the English Like most of what Lyden says, his remark cannot be year providing entertainment and fitness opportunities accepted at face value. Lyden's remark is more of a for far more students than did the intercollegiate sports department, reasoning that it is a lot more expensive depiction of the sentiments of the powerful jock clique program. to educate an engineer than an English student. on the YSU Board of Trustees. It is in this light that we The last resort of the athletic community is usually However, O'Connell must not be familiar with the should evaluate the content of the remark and ask that the prominence of the athletic program provides financial constraints of technology-dependent areas like ourselves a serious question: does the athletic program needed exposure and advertising for the University. The engineering or physics here at YSU. Unlike the athletic improve the University, and is this improvement com• Assistant Athletic Director, Dan O'Connell, cites that department, which got an 8 percent increase in mensurate with its cost? the University received about $1.4 million in free adver• November, they have experienced the same cuts as the Members of the YSU athletic community often cite tising for the University. But what land of advertising? rest of the University. As for the purchasing of new that the success of the YSU athletic program will help That advertising tells people that we have a good foot• to recruit students for our University. This is an absolute technology, that is almost non-existent. The physics ball team as far as division I-AA goes but doesn't say department's budget for replacing existing equipment sham. The athletic community has shown no evidence that we have.an excellent jazz program or that there's has been cut to a third of what it should have been ac• that this is true. In fact, the recent successes of the YSU a lot of good scholarship in the chemistry department. cording to Dr. Warren Young, chairman of the depart• football and women's basketball team have had no im• That advertising serves the purposes of the athletic pact in stemming our declining enrollment. But if the department only, and does nothing to enhance our ment. The engineering school is in a similar situation. success of our athletic program does encourage enroll• academic reputation. Occasional replacement equipment has been obtained ment, where are these students? Our excellent football Further, there is no connection that this advertising but new equipment hasn't been purchased in over 10 team went 11-0 last year, so where are the throngs of for the University*s athletic success will bring in private years. Of course, O'Connell isn't familiar with such students flocking to our University for the honor of call• donations as it is often claimed. James Frey, a sociologist situations. ing themselves Penguins? If the athletic community con• at the University of Nevada Las Vegas, cites 12 different So in the end all those amazing figures you've been tinues to suggest athletic excellence as a motivation for studies going back 50 years and concludes that: "There's reading about provide a little benefit for the Universi• student enrollment, then next year they have a respon• no relation between a winning record and donations ty. I am not suggesting that we abolish the athletic pro• sibility to produce some of these students, just say 30 that come into the university for academic programs." gram. I like attending football games and I am proud or about 0.2 percent of our enrollment. of my fellow students' tremendous accomplishments. Many also cite the value of the athletic program for So there is comparatively little benefit from athletics, But priorities have been misplaced and badly need to the entertainment and recreation value it provides for but what about its cost? O'Connell mentioned two be realigned. You can leave the University today with the student body. However, few students seem very in• reasons why the athletic program seems so expensive. this knowledge: you have just donated $1.61 to the terested in YSU athletics. According to figures obtain• The first is that the program has no "hidden costs." For athletic department. ed from the Coordinator of Athletic Business, student instance, he cites the comparison between the School As for Lyden's written apology, I can only say that attendance figures for our National Championship foot- of Education and the athletic program as comparing ap• bal team show that less than 10 percent of the student ples and oranges, since the School of Education has he should make it really good. Because some day it body attends football games. There is so little interest several hidden costs not reported in its budget. As an might be only a prized collection of apologies to his in the basketball team that scholarships are now being example he uses scholarships. The scholarships for ^hs ridiculous statements that prevent this University from given out at games to encourage student attendance; students in the School of Education do not come out of being just another second-rate community college. THEJAMBAR MARCH 13, 1992 Surprisingly, most students, ac- gratification. limited to inner-city schools, program as they could spare. cordingtoSebastian,werenot con• Sebastian also said that many simply due to the lack of train• Donley said that any student Continued from page 1 cerned with the cost, but they of the ninth-graders seemed to ed volunteers. Donley said they who wishes to get involved in Out of a group of about 50 were concerned with making the be unaware of all the college would welcome more this effort, an effort to get young students, Sebastian said that transition into college life. The organizations and opportunities volunteers, which would allow people interested in college, can about one-third wanted, or volunteers are trained to explain available to them. He said it was expansion of the program to the find out more about the pro• planned, to go to college. The the advantages and satisfactions gratifying that some of the surrounding cities and suburban gram by calling her at the Stu• volunteers told the kids that if of achieving success through students were very interested in communities. She said that a dent Government office. The they do well in school they can hard work over the long term, college. student volunteer could put as number is 742-3591. She said all find a way to attend college. as opposed to instant The program currently is much, or as little, time into the volunteers are welcome.

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clean test is received. Evalua• guidelines regarding counseling will be terminated. gram at YSU is considered an ex• Continued from page 1 tion by a drug counselor and and follow-up drug tests. After "Our intent is not to punish," tension of the ongoing physical counseling or denies a problem regular attendance at whatever two positive tests in Group C or explains Wathen, "but to reach examination of athletes and is in with the substance, urine tests progam suggested are man• three in Groups A or B, if the out and help the individual with the best interest of both the will be instituted and continued datory requirements. athlete is unable to prove a drug addiction." The program athlete and athletic deparmtent. for the remainder of their A second positive test in any "clean" for the entire suspension is not intended to persecute the "An effective drug testing career. group will result in removal year, it will result in an expul• casual user, it is "designed to act policy is the hallmark of any de• The first positve test in Group from the squad for a minimum sion. Any student athlete found as a stop mechanism, to catch a cent program," said Wathen. C requires suspension of sport- of one calendar year. Financial guilty of dealing drugs will be problem before it'stoolate,"said "We hope that through this pro• related activities for the re- aid may be continued as long as terminated from the program Wathen. cedure we can better prepare in• ••he athlete follows certain immediately and financial aid The current drug testing pro• dividuals for the road ahead,"

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"Not to open the files makes or." A triangular stand holds ful vehicle of expression. Sadly, nedy. It is a coffin draped with This thought-provoking plea to the government look guilty," three heads facing one another: many people often dismiss the the flags of the United States and end racism is simple and visual arts as mere decoration or elegant, but strong. self-indulgent creativity. A large installation entitled Consequently, the strength "Suppression" is the work of and eloquence of speechmaking Ronald S. Patrick. It is an at• has been the primary tool in tack, both visually and verbal• social activism throughout ly, on censorship. In stark black history. But whereas words are and white, the Mona Lisa, the ideas, visual art is something Bible, a Beethoven record and physical, transforming abstract television are bound and cen• thought into a tangible, graphic sored within a prison-like cell. In representation of issues. the background is a recording of Making art politically active, the First Amendment, complete that was the assignment in Susan with the irritating bleeps of a Russo's Graphic Design VI class: censor. creating a three-dimensional "If we let censorship go too work in the area of the student's far," said Patrick, "we're not go• own choosing using art to ing to be able to do anything at challenge the viewer's thinking all." about some of society's most complex problems. Jennifer Grafton's work is a "We must be responsible as brilliant and powerful strike at citizens to society at large," said sexist language. The piece is call• Russo. "And as designers we ed "Roman Column." On it are have a responsibility to use our hundreds of words that contain skills for the good of society." some sort of masculine prefix or suffix: anchorman, manpower, The McDonough Museum of Student Art: Choice, done by Craig A. Jones, is one of the many pieces of art on display at Art currently houses the results the McDonough Museum during the "Artist as Activist" show. The show runs until March 20. See Exhibit, page 8 ALBUM REVIEW** is latest album proves reputation of being 'grungy' Political structures aside, though, lefs By JOE DEMAY who could create a little ditty with grun• while most of the melodic quality of the Staff Reporter gy guitar work. Soul Martini, if get into the meat (Sorry all you song comes from Stevens' vocals. anything, pushes that reputation even vegitarians. Pretend I said tofu.) of this Two other songs destined to become further by getting grungier and dirtier album. I have to admit, I had to kind of Cavedogs classics are "Sorrow (Boots of It never fails. Whenever I get an than ever. let it grow on me. Maybe I wasn't in the Pain)" and "You're Put Away album I really want to write about or They further resist the "pop" label by best disposition the first time I listened to (Folderol)." "Sorrow"has a vicious guitar whenever 1 need to get a story done, I writing lyrics that are as non-poppy as it or maybe I expected more of a bite to it, but again the vocals,provided get stuck with writer's block. Today I am you'll find. They particulary take on the Joyridesish effort. by Spahr, have a great melody to them. fortunate enough to be plagued with subject of the trivializationof important Whatever the case, I did start loving It seems to be the Cavedogs' trademark both excitement and desperation render• issues by constant repitition merely to be Soul Martini as much as I loved Joyrides. to craft funky melodies in such quirky ing me almost totally incapable of hip and the hypocrisy that goes along There's an extra crunch to the 12 new and subtle ways over sneering guitars so writing anything of substance. (This is a with it. Straightforwardness is not a tunes some of which can be attributed to you don't really notice them unless you're change?) So please, if what follows is characteristic of the Dogs' lyrical style so the amount of time the Dogs had to make paying close attention. really lame, take the preceding informa• they're not exactly the bubble gum the this album — there actually was some "You're Put Away (Folderol)" is a tion into account and be merciful upon masses are used to being fed. Yes, a brain (Joyrides was made on the road). Another strange dark song with a fabulous, yet me. would be helpful if you listen to the factor is the band'sacquisitionof Michael simple, guitar riff. It's got kind of a The object of my impotence is the Dogs, not to mention an ability to read Beinhora of Red Hot Chili Pepper fame, Mamas and the Papas, Pixies and Cavedogs and their second release, Soul behind, between and beyond the lines as the album's producer. Johnny Marr sound all rolled into one. Martini. The Dogs are praised by their (Just like you teach, Joe [Professor This new-and-improved Cavedog Definitely a mixture you don't want to record company Capital as a power-pop Allgren]). sound is evident from the first guitar riff miss., trio bred in Boston's lively club scene.. All three band members; bassist Brian of the disc's opener, "Love Grenade.", I could go on and on, my writer's That, though, is too limited a tag for Stevens, guitarist Todd Spahr and drum• This song sets the tone not only for the block has seemingly disappeared, but hey such a smart, talented, quirkygroup of mer Mark Rivers, take part in the rest of the album but also the band as a I've got things to do (like going to listen guys. songwriting and lead vocal duties. The whole. The guitars are as crunchy as to this record again) and you've got The band established itself on the band, in the Dogs' own view, is very chunky peanut butter (a very lame things to1 do (like going to buy this 1990's Joyrides For Shut-ins as a groupmuc h a democracy. analogy, but consider my writer's block) See Cavedogs, page 8 MOVIE REVIEW atest sci-fi movie, Lawn mower Man, offers visual appeal penance. Headroom just isn't that By SHIRLEY G1URA called Virtual Reality, which The trips into the computer Staff Reporter places a subject in a computer- accomplish these goals. The The screenplay by Brett frightening. generated world for the purpose lawnmower man is transformed Leonard and Gimel Everett may We'll have to get used to the of intelligence enhancement. A into a super intelligent (and add much more to the Stephen computer-age monster. We If you're into computer- chimpanzee doesn't work out, so great looking) guy. He finds King story but the film expresses laughed at the old sci-fi flicks simulated flight or falling, you'll what's the next step? You guess• romance with a young and the child-like mentality and con• that landed rockets on strange like Lawnmower. If you don't ed it — a human subject. cerns present in all King's stories. worlds; now, it's a reality. Be like those films shot from the beautiful widow (Jenny Wright) Let's see now, who would be but, unfortunately, he takes her And, we're always on the side of warned computer peoplel front seat of a roller coaster, the mistreated person even when Remember the control computer maybe you should skip this one. a good choice for this experi• into the computer for a sensual ment? How about the kind and experience (if you can imagine he or she becomes a murderer. in 2001? There may be an Color was the highlight of this underlying message about ar• movie. It's amazing that film loving retarded man (Jeff graphic design sex) and fries her Special effects used to mean a Fahey) who,cuts grass for brain. tificial intelligence. The can reproduce hues so vividly— shocking metamorphosis from a lawnmower man tells the doc• everyone in town? You know, human to a ugly, hairy, fanged clear and sharp, really pretty. He proceeds to right the in• tor, "I'm sorry you hate what monster. Scary is a guy like The line holds nothing the one who everybody attacks justices he has witnessed by kill• you've created." new—another scientific experi• verbally or beats up.! The doctor ing the town bully, an abusive Jason;i(from Friday the -iStiif* Don't go jumping into any of ment gone wrong. Dr. Larry : assures him that he can be father and the religiously, who has beenidrowned, burned,: ' your programs just yet. Go see Angelo (Pierce Brosnan) is work• smarter and people won't take fanatical priest who believes in stabbed and chopped-up but still Lawnmower Man and enjoy its ing on a kind-of* mind control ,advantage,Qf,him anymore.. beating people . for [ tHeir won't die- \ A' murderous- .Max •..visual 'appeal*.. •-. \\ s *-;*.1. \ *, v.'-. \ THEJAMBAR _ ~± y+i ^—— - rMARCH 13, 1992 Cincinnati ensemble to perform kids Alice in Wonderland opera YSU — YSU's F&PA will end this year's The composer, Robert Chauls, is a Family Entertainment Series with a music professor at Los Angeles Valley special performance of the children's College and the conductor and musical opera version of Alice in Wonderland by director of the Valley Opera of Los the Ensemble Company of the Cincin• Angeles. nati Opera (ECCOI). Performances will be at 11 a.m. and In addition to Alice in Wonderland, 1 p.m. Saturday, March 21, in the Bliss he has written three other children's Recital Hall. operas, including The Thirteen Clocks, Set in 1865, Alice in Wonderland The Magic Rhyme and The Trial of begins as young Alice naps after playing Goldilocks. in her family's garden. When she ECCO! is a resident touring company "wakes" to the sound of a white rabbit of the Cincinnati Opera and travels throughout Ohio, Kentucky, West late for an appointment, her trip through Virginia and Indiana providing operatic Wonderland begins. The story follows her programs in English. adventures with the March Hare, the Mad Hatter and the Queen of Hearts as The Chauis/ECCOI production of Alice in Wonderland uses four singers to Alice tries to get back home. portray Alice and 12 inhabitants of Recommended for children in SUSAN Kunvfv i «c jKMunH Wonderland. kindergarten through sixth grade, the Musical entertainment in the Pub Tickets are $1.50 and can be reserved show sets Lewis Carroll's classic to by calling the Office of the Dean in The latest band on the music scene, Teez, played in the Pub yesterday as part American music in the Copland/Ives F&PA at 742-3624. Due to limited of PAC's St. Patrick's Day celebration. Other events included the "Doctor of tradition, with folk and popular melodies Pooiogy," Jack White and juggling by Mark Nizer. seating, patrons are encouraged to call that are accessible to children. early.

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that day, and let me just say that the came home to conquer the hometown football is something Although the record was the atmosphere was a tad bit Samford Bulldogs, and finally that the whole city has pride in, broken .during a - heart--., hostile. In fact, .from the mo• they travelled back to Georgia and it reflects in the attitudes. wrentching loss to Kent State, it ment the plane touched down, for the sweetest victory I have Come gametime this pride spanned over two seasons' play the natives were certainly less ever witnessed. (Yes, this is sen• had accumulated into a sea of and showed what a lot of hard than hospitable. A sample con• timental, but doesn't everyone very vocal blue and silver. After work and dedication can versation went something like want to see the hometown the Penguins had captured a accomplish. this: nice lead going into halftime, underdog come through?) However, the season was far this sea got even louder shouting Alright, now what else can I Me: "Hi, is the weather expected from over at that point and this j remarks like, "Wait until it find. to turn bad before tomorrow's team has to be commended for * snows. Bet you can't play in the The press release announc• game?" its tremendous work ethic. snow." ing a home-court streak. . Reno native:"Are you one of Although the Penguins had the those Penguins from Now, call me old fashioned, Another highlight of this, travelling schedule from the Youngstown?" but when a team's nickname is -quarter's sports action has to be; Twilight Zone and fatigue often Me:"Do you think the weather "Penguin," wouldn't you get the the Ladies Penguins' home-court plagued them, this .team never will be bad tomorrow?". hint that it just might be cold vwinning streak and their gave in and pushed all the way Reno native:"I$ your'team here, where it comes from? Nah, I generally successful season. Well. . . it's spring-cleaning to the.final game. on vacation? Do they really ex• guess not. And. so. the snows Under the senior leadership of time here at The Jambar, which, - Alter- turning in a 19-9 pect to win?" came. (Yes, contray to my Donna Wertz, Dianne Rappach means, unfortunately, it's time regular-season record, the Lady ; Me:"So, how's the' weather?" preconceived notions, it is and Jeanna Rex and the ex• for me to unbury myself from •Penguins may not be done yet. \ Reno native:**You can leave now dreadfully cold in Nevada.) perienced coaching ,of Ed- underneath the papers on my' Let's hope that they' receive an and save yourself the humilia• DiGregorio the Penguins rolled desk so I can start to organize for Well enough of my reminic- invitation to the NIT tourna• tion." ' ' to a 23-game home-court winn• next quarter (however, I have to ing.. .as you already know, the ment. Afterrjeing'overlqoked for ing streak (which was tied for say that my desk looks like Pat Okay, not everyone was quite Penguins held onto their lead, tournament,play with a 24-4 the nation's longest). Riley's wardrobe compared, to this - stubborn; , however, and beat; the Wolfpack. Then ledger just a season ago, YSU my co-editor Mike's desk which .deseryes the, chance to prove closely resembles the state of a : itself post-season. Let's keep our locker room after a rainy game). fingers crossed. In honor of my desk cleaning, Oh my gosh, my desk is X have decided to relive some of almost clean. Well, let's see winter quarter's finest sporting what we have here. . . moments as I dig out the relics Next quarter's preview. . . of them from my desk drawers. Among all the materials I have Let me see now, what can I collected, I found a couple of find? Hmm items relevent to next quarter's A pair of YSU football sports. I look forward to the wristbands... coming of spring track, baseball, Oh yeah, I've been wondering Softball, tennis, golf, spring in- where these got to. I know that tramurals, city rubgy, the you're probably thinking that Penguin Flyers. . . football season ended in Before I get too wrapped up December, but bear with me — in my preparation for next I didn't get to report on the play• quarter I would like to end with offs until the first week back. a welcome to first-year baseball Speaking of play-offs^ these head coach Dan Kubacki, and wristbands came off the arms of an invitation to all you sports en• senior defensive end cGreer thusiasts. Get involved! Play (by the way, thank.; Br«tt) after varsity sports or club sports or the Penguins' 30-2? '-ry over intramurals or go support the the top-ranked Wolfpaekof the teams or, if writing is what you University of Nevada-Reno. Ah, love to do, come into The Jam- the memories.... An excited hockey'crowd showed up Monday at the Richfield Coliseum to see the Columbus Chill bar and get yourself, a story! I was fortunate enough to be take on the Nashville Stars. College students got in at a discount by showing their student ID'S. - Now, what did I dp with'that at. MaeKaV,St4diuni • :i& JRenb/. The&drs'WO^ 7-6. •' APRILBOTT/THB JAMBAR •- •• •pres'- s release? " THEJAMBAR MARCH 13, 1992

Yonk "town" ura, Co-Sports Editor: Cleveland 6. New York 7. Milwaukee 5.0akland 6. Texas 7. California

AL East AL West NL East 1. Toronto 2. Boston 3. Detroit 4. Baltimore 5. 1. Chicago 2. Seattle 3. Texas 4. Minnesota 5. Oakland 1. New York 2. Chicago 3. Philadelphia 4. St. Louis 5 Milwaukee 6. Cleveland 7. New York 6. Kansas City 7. California Pittsburgh 6. Montreal

AL West NL East NL West 1. Chicago 2. Seattle 3. Oakland 4. Texas 5. Minesota 1. Chicago 2. St. Louis 3. Pittsburgh 4. Philadelphia 1. San Diego 2. Los Angeles 3. Cincinnati 4. Atlants 6. California 7. Kansas City 5. New York 6. Montreal 5. Houston 6. San Fracisco

NL East NL West AL Champion: Chicago White Sox 1. New York 2. Pittsburgh 3. Philadelphia 4. Chicago 1. Atlanta 2. San Diego 3. Los Angeles 4. Cincinnati NL Champion: New York Mets 5. St. Louis 6. Montreal 5. Houston 6. San Francisco World Series Champs: Chicago White Sox

NL West AL Champion: Toronto Blue Jays Dr. Mullen's award winners: 1. Atlanta 2. Cincinnati 3. Los Angeles 4. San Diego NL Champion: Atlanta AL MVP: Frank Thomas, Chicago White Sox 5. San Francisco 6. Houston World Series Champ: Atlanta NL MVP: Fred McGriff, San Diego Padres AL Cy Young: Jack McDowell, Chicago White Sox AL Champion: Toronto Blue Jays Jim Klingensmith's award winners: NL Cy Young: Andy Benes, San Diego Padres NL Champion: Atlanta AL MVP: Frank Thomas, Chicago White Sox World Series Champs: Atlanta NL MVP: Ryne Sandberg, Chicago Cubs AL Cy Young: Jack Morris, Toronto Blue Jays 0>ow v. Mike Yonkura's award winners: NL Cy Young: Steve Avery, Atlanta AL MVP: Kevin Mitchell, Seattle Mariners in fltfiuti r*t< rr. Midm NL MVP: Darryl Strawberry, Los Angeles Dodgers AL Cy Young: Jack McDowell, Chicago White Sox Dr. Bill "Water" Mullen, Jambar advisor. Huph n: i.ftt uu6 NL Cy Young: Jose Rijo, Cincinnati Reds their hi* ii'ii"*1 Oi AL East YT TM 1. Toronto 2. Boston 3. Detroit 4. New York 5. JA-M. Jim "Static" Klingensmith, Managing Editor Baltimore 6. Milwaukee 7. Cleveland

v At East AL West "U.c two U ains IOW head For H.Hon Head. S C, 1. Toronto 2. Boston 3. Baltimore 4. Detroit 5. 1. Chicago 2. Minnesota 3. Kansas City 4. Seattle

NEED EXTRA I MONEY Plan to attend a most COLLEGE FUNDS? FOR COLLEGE helpful and interesting I Scholarships, Grants, financial Aid We will find scholarships session on GUARANTEED RESULTS • FREE INFO, CALL 788-4000 and grants for youl Hypno-therapy FOR FREE Assistance with 92-93 i -800-US'A-1221onn nc'fl 1001, "TtYT - ii203m3 I PREGNANCY TESTING Wednesday, March 25 Financial Aid Forms and 7 p.m. Income Tax available! Celebrate St. Rose Parish House Call EDUCATION FINANCE Spring Break 92 CENTER 48 East Main St. GROUP. {216)782-2924 5385 Market St. Girard, OH Local business to Boardman personally serve you. ft. lauderdaie beach, I I We accept VISA. florida 10am-6pm Poolside Parties live DJ. Emcee lng poolside contests Water Volleyball • Swim Relays • Beliyflop Contests Climax the Dav with Summers Sexv Contests [7pm-8:30pm*College Happy Hour] YOUNGSTOWN STATE PARTY

1 Wednesday, March 25th o ,E ON YSU V Free spring Break '9? T-shirt with paid admission for above college students LEMAl between 7pm-8:30pm with proper college I.D. Enjoy Summers Drink Specials! WEAR Live Music Till 2am Nightly 6 Bars to Serve You... Plus Fury C-H-A-N-G-E Ft. Lauderdale's Hottest Rock & Dance Band To KeeoXgu ParMn' All Night!!! YOUNGSTOWN STATE 'PARTY

WednesdaV. March 25th i One Free Bar Drink, Draft, or Soft Drink SAVINGS Good From 7pm-8:30pm Nightly (Limit One Coupon Per Customer} VAVAVA Summers on the Beach-219 S. Atlantic Blvd-Fort Lauderdale,FL o - O " o ^o (located 1/2 block north of Las Olas Blvd. on A1 A) For More Information Call • 305462-8978 Admission Policy: 18 & older always welcome tudents save 20 percent on entire stock; Spring Break 92 at Summers.' of YSU clothing at the YSU Bookstore, a part of America's Kilcawley Center most exciting industry ... AIRLINE/ Faculty and staff 10 percent off in TRAVEL! addition to your regular discount.

Airline/Travel Tourism is the fastest growing industry in the nation today! K ONLY The career opportunities in the field are limitless... in airlines, travel agencies, hotels, resorts, corporate travel and many other related businesses. And the nationally-recognized Boyd School can prepare you FINALS WEEK for good-paying positions with good promotion potential in this exciting new world in as little as 15 weeks with financial aid and job placement MARCH 16 thru assistance for those who qualify. Call 1-800-245-6673 MARCH 21,1992

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TIN PAN ALLEY Vegas (Funk) THURSDAY, MARCH 19 SATURDAY, MARCH 21 NITE LIFE CAMPUS LIFE CAMPUS LIFE CEDARS The Februarys KILCAWLEY OHIO ROOM SUNDAY, MARCH 15 FIRST PRESBYTERIAN News Conference with Mayor (Original) NITE LIFE CHURCH IN WARREN 256 Pat Ungaro and Warren Mayor Mahoning Ave. N.W. Sierra Daniel Sierra and Michael PYATT ST. DOWN UNDER PARK INN Blue Flames (Blues) Jeff August Trio (Blues) Club Meeting and John Muir McKee, Superintendent of the Program (7 p.m.) East Ohio Gas Company's PENGUIN PUB Thin White Youngstown/Warren Division, SEAFOOD EXPRESS S'Cool Line (Original) Girlz (Rock-n-roll) NITE LIFE to inform nonprofit community PARK INN The Fabulous organizations how they can win PYATT ST. DOWN UNDER Flashbacks (Oldies) East Ohio Gas' 1992 TIN PAN ALLEY _ Karaoke Sacksville (R&B) Neighborhood Enrichment PENGUIN PUB DJ Pokey Award {2 p.m.) MONDAY, MARCH 16 SEAFOOD EXPRESS Nasty Habits (Rock-n-roll) PYATT ST. DOWN UNDER NITE LIFE CAMPUS LIFE Robert Kidney (Oldies) TIN PAN ALLEY Graphic Pink CEDARS Twist Offs (Original) DANA HALL MEETING (Rock-n-roll) ROOM Organization for SEAFOOD EXPRESS Karaoke PARK INN Mademoiselle Women's Equality meeting to (Funk) plan for "Take Back the Night" TIN PAN ALLEY Vegas (Funk) SUNDAY, M AR( (4 p.m.) NITE LIFE PENGUIN PUB Deli Bandits PYATT ST. DOWN UNDER (Original) KILCAWLEY ROOM 2100 In• FRIDAY, MARCH 20 Jam Session ternational Affairs Club Book NITE LIFE PYATT ST. DOWN UNDER Exchange. TO BE HELD ALL SEAFOOD EXPRESS Bang Numbers Band (Original) DURING FINALS WEEK. (10 CEDARS Rainbow Tribe (Rock-n-roll) a.m.-2 p.m.) (Reggae) SEAFOOD EXPRESS Blue Max TIN PAN ALLEY _ Karaoke (Blues) OAKLAND CENTER,FOR TUESDAY, MARCH 17 THE ARTS Art Opening Recep• TUESlAY, TIN PAN ALLEY Rockaholics tion of Judith, Jeff and Justin (Classic Rock) NITE LIFE Terlecld and the stage play NITE LIFE CEDARS Teddy Pantelas Trio Frankje and Johnny in the CEDARS Teddy Pantelas Trio (Jazz) Claire DeLune (7 p.m.) For (Jazz) reservations call 746-0404 PARK INN DJ & Karaoke WED, MARCH 25 NITE LIFE PARK INN _ Vegas (Funk) CEDARS The Epicurians SEAFOOD EXPRESS Grant St. (Original) . ' . Exit (Funk) PENGUIN PUB ___ Anti- Censorship Rally PARK INN The Fabulous Flashbacks. (Oldies) WED, MARCH 18 PYATT ST. DOWN UNDER Special Forces (Original) PENGUIN PUB_ Pitch Blend CAMPUS LIFE NITE LIFE (Original) KILCAWLEY ART GALLERY SEAFOOD EXPRESS Grant St. PARK INN Graphic Pink (Rock- Gadfly Poetry Reading (noon) Exit (Funk) n-roll) PYATX-ST. DOWN UNDER Blue Flames (R&B) NITE LIFE TIN PAN ALLEY Good Vibra• PYATT ST. DOWN UNDER TIN PAN ALLEY DJ Looney tions (Oldies^ Heroes & Friends (Original) SEAFOOD EXPRESS Mr. Sen• Tunes sible (Rock-n-roll) SEAFOOD EXPRESS Karaoke Classifieds

MISCELLANEOUS FAST, PROFESSIONAL Panama City Beach. . . Apartments for rent, one bedroom, The 1992 Spring Break Head• TYPING SERVICE EMPLOYMENT Your resume professionally done, clean and close to campus. Serious quarters. Stay in the heart of all the students. Call 759-2039. WORD PROCESSING AND action — Miracle Mile Resort. Don't cover letters available. X—Press TYPESETTING be left out! Spots are going fasti Call Stop Center, 7100 Lockwood Blvd., Term papers, manuscripts, resumes, nowl Jean 757-1461, or Nick Boardman, Ohio 44512. SUMMER EMPLOYMENT One, two, three, and four bedroom master theses, and for all your typ• 743-1809. (216) 758-6365 Ohio Motorists Associations — AAA apartments and houses avaiable for ing requirements, Rates reasonable: has full-time summer positions rent. Walking distance to YSU. VISA/MC. Carol's Copy Corner — 759-7352, 10 a.m.-6 p.m. , or Typing Service available in our AutoTravel Depart• (216) 792-8317; SPECIAL SALE — American made 743-8081, 8-9 a.m.. Fast Service ment. Qualified individuals will and fast: 486SX/20 1 MB RAM, have a working knowldege of ma• minitower with LED readout, 1.44 Reasonable Rates Call 792-1818 or 758-7243 jor U.S. highway systems and ex• ZTRON 386sx 16MHz IBM com• MB floppy, 80 MB hard drive, 2 cellent communication skills, can• Apartment for rent parable computer, 1-MB memory, serial, 1 parallel, 1 game port, 101 didates should be available to train Second floor apt., fully furnished. 1.2 MB and L44 MB floppy, 40 MB enhanced keyboard, VGA card, Mondays — Prayer at Noon — during Spring Break. Our offices are Everything you need only $160 a drive serial/game/printer ports, 0.39 dot pitch COLOR monitory- located in the Greater Cleveland month including utilities. Less than mouse, keyboard, VGA Monitor, DOS 5.0 complete wtili manuals, noon-12:30p.m., Kicawley Center. An invitation to take a break for Area, Mentor, Boardman, Lorain, five minutes from campus. For in• MS-DOS, warranty, $1300, etc., $1150 & tax. Norwalk and Ravenna. Rate of pay formation, call 747-1530, ask for 534-1994. For real power: 486DX/33 2 MB quiet and prayer. Sponsored by Newman Catholic Student Center. will be between $4.50 and $4.75/hr. John. RAN, minitower case with 1.2 & Interested individuals should call 1.4 MB floppies, 130 MB hard (216) 361-6016. drive, multi I/O, 512 video card, LEARN TO SKYDIVE — Group N-SIDE — PARKWAY TOWERS VGA monitor, 101 enhanced Finals Week Book Exchange rates and student discounts for first Extra generous sized two bedroom time jumpers at Canton Air Sports. keyboard, DOS 5.0, $2100 & tax. Set your own prices for your used Management Opportunities with a great view. Large living For more information and free WE CUSTOM CONFIGURE. WE texts. International Affairs Club, Looking for customer oriented in• room, formal dining room, equip• brochure, call 1-800-772-4174 or SCAN AND CLEAN OUT 2100 Student Government Suite, dividuals who display leadership ped kitchen, private parking and (216) 452-0560. VIRUSES. Kilcawley. Hours 10 a.m.-noon or as posted. abilities. Candidates must be 18 yrs. laundry facilities available. Heat Call The Gradient Group, Inc. or older and have a minimum of one and water paid. Ideal location, $435 (216) 783-0236, 6-9 p.m. year retail or food service ex• a month plus electric. SPRING Break '92 Daytona" "Spring Break 92" perience. Apply at any Taco Bell 759-7742 Don't be leftin the cold. Seven days Daytona Beach, in the middle of it within the Youngstown/War• only $149. Best location on the EUROPE this summer? Jet there all. Spaces going fast. Call Lance, ren/Sharon area. beach. Call Lance, 782-9022. anytime for $169 from the East 782-9022. Coast, $229 from Midwest (when, •24hr. answer machine available. House for sale — 44 Oriole Drive, available). (Reported in Let's Co HOUSING Liberty. Three bedroom, 2Vz bath, "Spring Break '92 Daytona" and NY Times.) "DAYTONA BEACH" living room, dining room, family Best location on the beach. Seven AIRHITCH r (212) 864-2000 Spring Break Headquarters room, new kitchen. $125,000. days and nights only $149. Best location in Daytonal! Newly remodeled and carpeted 759-4220 759-6913 Transportation if needed for only Spaces going fast! 1 apts. available. Lighted parking lots $234. Call Lance, 782-9022. Need an Avon representative? Call Lance, 782-9022 and carports. Walking distance to •24 hr. answer. macHme%vailable. A great new cologne is here, "Contrast," . Typing/Word Processing YSU campus. Two two-bedroom apts. for rent on and it's on sale. TU-maU-you, a free! in my home LARNIN APARTMENTS Ohio across from new dorms. $350. sample. Cl; REASONABLE V - 833 Ohio Ave., ^pt.^11; ] •} each,/ utilities included. Security deposit required. 1961 Impala, two door, bubbletop, Call Terri, (Northside) y"'- Debbie Campana Youngstown, Ohio ^ $2000. 652-1123, 4s6:p.m. • »v \743-6337v i - t -.—.v* • •. ,- ,746-3136. , . • .-. ' r"' 746-5958 ' - > • 788-4323- ' • • ' THE JAMBAR MARCH 13, 1992

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