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As soon as I finished Advanced Training, the Guard gave me a cash bonus of $2,000. Then, under the New GI Bill, I'm getting another $5,000 for tuition and books. Not to mention my monthly Army Guard paychecks. They'll add up to more than $11,000 over the six years I'm in the Guard. And if I take out a college loan, the Guard will help me pay it hack—up to $1,500 a year, plus interest. It all adds up to $18,000-or more —for college for just a little of my time. And that's a heck of a better deal than any car wash will give you. THE GUARD CAN HELP PUT YOU THROUGH COLLEGE, TOO. When my friends and I graduated SEE YOUR LOCAL RECRUITER from high school, we all took part-time FOR DETAILS, CALL TOLL-FREE jobs to pay for college. 800-638-7600,* OR MAIL THIS They ended up in car washes and COUPON. •In Hawaii 737 5255. Puerto Rico 721 45.50; (iuam 477 9957. VirRin Islands hamburger joints, putting in long hours (St Croixi 773 6438; New Jersey 800 452 5794 In Alaska, consul! your local phone directory for little pay. c 1985 Hnited Stales (iovemment as represented by the Secretary of Defense. All ridhts reserved. Not me. My job takes just one weekend a month and two weeks a year. .MAIL TO: Army National Guard. P.O. Box 6000. Clifton. NJ 07015 Yet, I'm earning $18,000 for college. Because I joined my local Army National Guard. They're the people who help our CITY STATE ZIP I S CITIZEN • YES C NO state during emergencies like hurri- AREA CODE PHONE

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Reportage 6 Cover Story 12 Departments United Way RunAValk hopes to As finals approach sleep becomes Letters 4 raise thousands for charity. more valuable and less available. ZodUc 11 What to do about Nazi war Tab Ads 28 criminals in America. Bloom County 29 What's Happening 30 Student susp>ended for changing Reproview 25 grade. Joshua Tree is reviewed by a SD is finally settled in with new capable analyst. Coven leadership. More dance at the Nazareth Arts A rough nite Triangle raises money for Diabetes Center. of sleep. by staying in bed. Photo By: Scoreboard 22&23 Brad Baseball played to a .667 week. Stringer Feature 16 8c 20 RIT won the third straight lacrosse and Students and faculty compete lo ICAC crown. Annamarie throw the "best party" ever. Softball dropped two double- Daane RTF Lacrosse is nationally ranked header, fall to 1-15. and heads into playoffs with ann Colgate and ICAC produce track optimistic attitude. records.

REPROFILE Parking is a three part problem at RIT. friend of mine once confronted a where they can watch the lots, hut it just A problem at the RIT apartments, a Campus Safety officer who was busy doesn't work. I believe a solution is to problem on the academic side of writing tickets at Colony. The officer put Campus Safety officers on foot campus, and a problem at the was asked if he thought there was a instead of in their sedans and have Residence Halls. It has been a problem parking problem at Colony. The officer them walk through the lots on regular for some time. Two years ago. Dr. Rose said he thought there was — and went patrols. appointed a committee to look into the hack to his ticketing. Although parking There is one other parking issue problem and propose some solutions. in unsafe places isn't right, is it right to concerning the ticketing policy which Developments in the parking issue are have to pay for tickets if there is no legal I would like to address. It really irks me as follows: parking in the apartment complex to know that faculty and staff do not The parking committee has made where rent is also paid? have to pay their parking tickets. some preliminary recommendations. As for the academic parking Whereas students have the tickets They have suggested there be a problem, RIT may begin construction added to their tuition charges, no such quarterly fee to fund the construction this summer of a new lot behind the vehicle (pun intended) exists to extract of more parking spaces. Faculty Hugh L. Carey building. The funding the money from faculty and staff. RIT Council, however, is dead set against for it has been approved, and the bids cannot garnish the money from wages, this idea, so it probably will never be have gone out. The lot will accomodate and it is economically unfeasible to implemented. The parking committee about 535 cars, and should eliminate pursue the matter legally. Students has also flirted with the idea of denying parking problems on the academic must pay their tickets in order to first-year students parking privileges. A side of campus and curtail parking by receive a diploma. Faculty and staff will series of well-placed students managed nonresidents in Riverknoll. eventually have their cars towed if they to shoot that suggestion down, noting The parking problems in the rack up too many tickets, hut a cautious the insanity it would cause among Residence Halls are not one of space, member of RIT's staff could go for freshman confined to a year-long stay hut safety. K lot, C Lot and B lot afford years receiving only a few tickets for in the Residence Halls. Their final students in the Residence Halls with parking illegally. We can't afford them recommendations are due out this plenty of spaces. But anyone who leaves hut have to pay them; faculty and staff quarter. in their car an expensive stereo, a radar can afford them hut don't have to pay RIT has added parking at two of its detector or any other valuables risks them. Isn't that backwards? apartment complexes. Colony Manor getting them stolen. Vandalism is also and Perkins Green. Although the a severe problem in these parking lots. Perkins residents seem to be satisfied, Campus Safety patrols these lots parking at Colony is still inadequate. A constantly and hides officers in places

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Magazine continue to push their luck regardless of I received my United Way/Red Cross any warnings or suggestions. For their EditorinChief campaign information today and started sake. I hope their luck holds out long Kevin J. Minnick to read through it. My emotions ran from enough until they finally realize the odds pleasure (at being able to help those less they are trying. And for all other drivers' Managing Editor fortunate than myselO to one of shock and sakes, I hope that realization is not long Steve Waterloo then anger when 1 saw that the United Way buried. agency has decided to arbitrarily set Executive Editor A car has no regard whatsoever for life minimum amounts for contributors to and death, for safety or danger. Yet when Bill Amstutz give. you lack the power to think straight, w ill News Edhor In going through this information, I you put your trust in such a mindless James Ferme find...on the pledge card, on the creature? designation card and in the information I fear that people will only understand Com Editor pamphlet. . .no less than eleven places the dangers of reckless driving by Marco Abundo where they have decided to designate what experiencing the tragedy directly. Having Mews Writers their minimum acceptable contribution lost my father and my brother in separate will he (based on what people want to do car accidents, I wish for people to believe Maxine Isaacson with their money or how they are that it does not always happen to AAark Tiffany Brian Demt contributing). "someone else." Adnan Derti I have always given what I feel was I plea with all students and all people appopriate and when I feel like here at RIT: If not for your own sake, then Entertainment Editor contributing to a specific agency I like to for the sake of your friends, your family— Jim Winiarski he able to so designate. I have sent my for the sake of all other drivers—do not Entertainment Writers pledge card for this year. My contribution step into that driver's seat unless your purposely does not meet the United Way frame of mind truly allows you to Kris Argento Craig Veconi minimums. I will he interested to see if the John White Tom MIneo concentrate solely on your driving. Please Suzanne Shade United Way will accept my smaller-than- hear someone who has encountered the required contribution. dreaded consequences of careless driving. Sports Editor I am aware that many of us are not And make it your point not to learn the Robert A. Salzer among the larger contributors and as hard way. Leslie Brumagin Sports Writers such, our contributions probably mean little to the multimillion dollar Chris Martin Greg House organization, hut thousands of small Students Needed Mamie Salisbury contributors do add up to big bucks for the United Way agency. If they accept what Photo Editor people are willing and able to give, they Steven Q Freeman will he much more willing to give next year Cartoonist and the year after. Greediness doesn't work for long and it shows through; ask the TV Mike Kerwin Are you ready for sum- evangelists. I could see the United Way Production Manager agency giving suggestions and guidelines mer work? Register now Annamarie Daane to people. However, their words struck me as demands and I for one feel that this is for jobs presently Production Staff totally inappropriate. available through the Ellis J. Canal Beth Ploeger Assistant Professor Richard Walton Deirdre Campbell Linda Crankshaw School of Business RIT/NTID summer. Jobs offered in Jill Clause Karen Zagorsk! Scott Traylor Jeff Reichert areas of Bindery George Daniels Jordan Neuringer Drive Very Safely Machinery, Production, Advertising Manager Victoria Vavrinec Maybe you're going out tonight. . .to let and Light Industrial off some steam from the hectic week at a Work. Long and short Adverdsinq Representative few bars. To loosen up with a few beers at Robert Williams a neighborhood party. Or get completely term jobs available, car Business Manager trashed at an area hash. and home phone a must. Brad Pietras My concern: do you plan to drive? I am sure each of us has already heard the CoUectkms warning to not drive drunk. Yet too often Kathy Salerno I see people stumbling out to their cars, Distribution Staff keys in hand; I hear screeching tires and see careless actions of fellow drivers on the Ar»dy Minnick road. I must wonder how many of those Mark Contirro drivers are sober. Call Executive Placement Advisor People seem to live in a fantasy world 454-2682 Elaine Spaull where "nothing can go wrong." So they Overboard With Stats NTID THEATRE AT RIT presents After reading the RIT Rkporter article entitled "Goodhye RITT' my associate Rohert Davis and I became quite dismayed for two reasons. First, it was stated that GRf^rTY'S /1NGELS these 10 p>eople represent a sample of this years graduating class. This is true. Being a statistics major, however, I immediately THE RIT DANCE CO. noticed this was not a random sample. If Directed 6r choreographed it were, by the laws of probability, it was a by Ste/o Zowerucho remarkable event. Included in the survey were three students from the College of May 8 & 9, 1987 8p.m. Business and four from the School of Graphic Arts and Photography. These Ticket Information: schools represent 70 percent of the survey, S2 Students. $4 all others yet comprise approximately 18 p>ercent of NTID Theatre Box Office open the student population. The combined weekdays 10 ejn.-4 p.m. beginning majors of Engineering, Science, Computer April 27. 1987. Science and Engineering Technology For information or reeervetions call 47W254 (VolconDD) comprise approximately one third of the population, yet received no All NTID Theatre and gueel artist representation. The odds of this performances are accessible to happening are about .000003 and .017 all audiences. respectively; in other words, highly Rochester IntUtule of Tecttnology unlikely. P NeliorMi Techrucel Inslitute lor Ihe Oeel We also became quite angered at the One Lomb Memoriel Drive Posi Ottice Boi Ma7 comments of Mark Mancinelli. The Rochester New York 14623 0667 appearance of such educated, renounced, p>olitical figures such as Rohert McFarlane, David Stockman and Theodore Lowi provide the students of this school a great opportunity to meet, hear and learn from these pillars of current piolitical thinking. DR. RICHARD L. GARWIN If Mr. Mancinelli thought these people had nothing to offer he would have only "Space Weapons or Arms Control: Which Way to Security?" had to abstain from attending. From the size of the audience and the educated • ROCHESTER INSTITUTE OF TECHNOLOGY • questions given to these figures by our students, however, it was obvious they had May 5, 1987 stirred great interest in the learning process. His slant at those who were trying 7:30 Peine to show a well-rounded version of the RIT populace welcoming the appearance of Ingle Auditorium these such pundits was totally unnecessary and showed his ignorance towards our educational desires. Our intellectual aim Dfe Richard L. Garwin, physicist and long- was, and still is, to learn more about our time defense consultant, contributed to the country, its policies and the people who implement them, because political apathy construction of the first hydrogen bomb, and is tne stronghold of totalitarian states. We desire in future REPORTER articles that the has worked on many offensive and defensive entire RIT population is represented, weapon systems and technoiogieSe He has especially if one distinct group has a direct derogatory comment made about them. also participated in arms-control negotia- David Foy tions for the CleSe governmente President, RIT Statistics Club Robert Davis Chairmcm, Society of Manufacturing Engineers He will present his views that the Strategic Defense initiative is bad for U.S. security, U.S. technology, and the U.S. Economy. Graduating Senior Suspended A fifth year senior expecting to graduate He then brought the form hack to the McKenzie recommended that the this spring was susf>ended for two years for registrar's office. professor change the student's grade to an attempting to alter a final grade in one of According to Sarratori, the staff of the "F'. McKenzie says that this is "an his classes. According to Peter Sarratori, registrar's office was surprised and appropriate penalty for cheating in a assistant registrar, the student had suspicious about the student returning the course;' while the student's crime included registered for classes for winter quarter, form with final grades on it. The "forgery of institute document." He hut was "dropped from courses for professors were called to verify the grades, described the student's action as financial ineligihiity." Although he was and the falsification was discovered. The "absolutely unacceptable behavior" and "a notified of this, he continued to attend registrar's office notified Ed Stockham, crime against all other students." He classes. Later in the quarter, the student assistant director of the School of Food, justifies the weight of the decision by paid the balance of his hill and was Hotel and Tourism Management, Stan stating, "We have one product at this reinstated in his classes. However he was Perry, investigator at Campus Safety, and institution: certification of acquired reinstated too late to receive a grade report Stan McKenzie, assistant to the vice- knowledge. If the certification process is for winter quarter. president for Student Affairs/Judicial suspect, everyone's degree is suspect." Early this quarter, the student followed Affairs. Perry verified that the grade had McKenzie did not know whether the the normal procedure to re-register to been changed and summoned the student student had plans for after graduation, hut receive grades for those classes. According to his office. Perry says the student was said that the student would he able to to Sarratori. the Food, Hotel and Tourism "tired of being borderline". He comments, register at RIT after two years. Management Department allowed the "I'm sure he (the student) worked very The registrar's office is altering the student to know the code to signal a hard, hut this school has a very dim view process of changing grades and adding professor to write the final grade on the of people who screw around with their classes to prevent incidents such as this addydrop form. The procedure of writing grades... You have to pay a really heavy one from reoccurring. Sarratori in the final grades is normally done by the price for that." concluded, "We have taken necessary student's department, not by the professor. Stan McKenzie made the decision to precautions to prevent this from In a class offered by the College of suspend the student, the students happening, including deriving a new Business, the student modified the department agrred it was an appropriate form." • professor's handwritten final grade on the punishment, suspension along with the add/drop document from a "D" to a "B". student's department. In addition.

announcement of the meeting was from New S.D. Board Jose Arevalo, former SD chairman. Bed - A - Thon Arevalo read the results of the grading This week marks the first official meeting policy p>oll, distributed some weeks ago by On Saturday April 25, Triangle Fraternity, of the new Student Directorate hoard. last year's SD hoard. The results are as and Phi Kappa Pi, a Geneseo State College Newly elected Chairman, Larry Maslin, follows: 634 students responded to the Sorority, held their second Annual Bed-A- opened the meeting and entertained questionaire. Of the 634, approximately Thon. The proceeds from the event will he comments, complaints or matters of 50 percent were from NTID. Overall, 80 donated to the American Diabetes discussion. Under the heading of OFd percent of the students favored the Association. The fifty participants Issues, the motion to decide on the new proposed grading change, while 19 received prr mile pledges from individuals Computer Code of Conduct was tabled percent opposed the change. Arevelo then and local businesses in Rochester and pending a revision of the document next mentionecl that the 80 percent who were Geneseo areas. According to pastTriangle week. There were no abstentions or- in favor were also in the 2.0 to 3.0 CPA President Steven Young, "Last year we oppositions to the vote. The Computer range. The 19 percent not in favor were raised a total of 2v800 dollars. Although the Code of Conduct is a general document found to he in the 3.0 to 4.0 CPA range collection process is not completed, this which is meant to provide ethical Arevalo also announced that the policy year we have raised approximately 3,000 guidelines for the proper use of will not he decided on this year. Instead, bucks." computing facilities by the RIT a student faculty committee will he Participants in the Bed-AThon left RIT community. Jeffrey Friedman, SD formed over the summer to discuss the at 1:15 p.m. At 6:15 p.m. the oversized bed historian, mentioned that copies of the proposed change. On a lighter note on wheels equipped with a steering wheel new by-laws for SD can he only be obtained Arevalo announced for the record that cruised into Geneseo. The event was by submitting a written request to him at there was no official basis for SD covered by two local television stations. the SD office The new by-laws will he voted recommending that the RIT community The people-powered bed covered a on in next week's meeting of SD. Finally, ban Coors Beer for their allegedly illegal twenty-five mile stretch down Fast River the latest of the SD clubs, the Men's hiring practices. • Road to Avon and then to 38 West into Volleyball Club, was unofficially accepted Geneseo without a major catastrope. into SD on Tuesday night. According to Young, "There were no Under new business, Kathy Toal made If you see news major injuries, although we lost control of an official request to run for happening. the bed going down a hill once which lead Programming Director for SD and gave a to some minor casualties." • presentation to the voting members of SD. The results of her request have not been News Hotline announced, hut will probably he made at 4752212 next weeks meeting. The most significant 6 Adnan Uerti Compiled By: Brian Dempsey REPORTAGE Barton Fiske Run/Walk Marathon Wants More Student Participation The Fourth Annual United Way RunAValk for the person who collects the most time, ribbons and prizes will he awarded will he held on Friday, May 8th, at noon. pledges." Provenzano stated, "Members of for several fun categories. A minimum 15 It is an opportunity for runners and the Student Directorate have challenged dollars in pledges is necesary for walkers, hoth seasoned and novice, to help any 10 student organizations to volunteer participants to receive a 1987 United Way support the 1987 United Way Campaign a member to compete in the run. The iun/Walk TShirt. The starting point will and have fun at the same time. Susan winning representative will earn a pizza he in the Administration circle. Provenzano, a representative for the party for his/her entire organization." In Sign up sheets are available at the United Way RunAValk commented, "We the past three years this event has attracted equipment cage. Completed sign up hope to increase last years earnings hy 10 an average of 70 participants. About sheets should he returned to the Food percent. Our goal this year is to earn in fifteen of the 70 participants were RIT Service Office, room A300 of the College- excess of 2,000 dollars and to increase students. In order to stimulate student Alumni Union. • student involvement hy providing various coofjeration, various prizes will he offered incentives which induces a Jogging suit to outstanding participants. For the first Lecture On Nazi War Criminals On Monday evening, April 27, Charles R. societv which is shot through with racism is because trying Barbie would reveal Allen Jr., writer, speaker and investigative and antisemitism. This is a very viable still- hidden stories concerning the French and reporter, gave a lecture about Nazi war living issue which we are all required to also the Vatican, who allegedly helped criminals in America. The lecture took combat." He is opposed to the death criminals escape at the end of the war. place in the Allen Memorial Chapel in the penalty for Nazi war criminals. According Allen pointed out that NASA was founded Interfaith Center. The speech was part of to Allen, they stand as symbols of the on the knowledge of some German and the second annual Interfaith Holocaust atrocities of war. He also mentions the Austrian scientists who had worked for Memorial. Allen was invited to RIT, among presence of extreme-right groups in their countries against the Allied Powers others, hy the RIT Hillel Foundation and modern countries, which he classifies as during World War II. The scientists the College of Liberal Arts' criminal dangerous because of their racist feelings emigrated to the U.S. after the war to avoid Justice program. Allen was introduced as and their "murderous tendencies." As trial. Allen says that the father of the "a preeminent authority on Nazi war examples, he cites the white-supremacist American space program had been an criminals living in the U.S." He has written group Aryan Nations and Lyndon active SS and Nazi Party member. Allen many hooks and articles about Nazi war Larouche's flaky right wing political supports all of his accusations with results criminals. Allen admits he is not of the organization. from his own research, often documents Jewish faith. He commented that he is not Allen has testified against the use of or other proof. Allen is a counselor to the a Nazi hunter searching for war criminals. Nazi war criminals hy American U.S. about the persecution and "It is not a Nazi-hunting expedition." His intelligence agencies. He accuses Patrick deportation of war criminals. One interest in Nazi war criminals arose when Buchanan, former White House member of the audience asked why Nazi he was a reporter and he heard that there communications director, and Edwin criminals were not tried in this country. were ex-Nazis living in the U.S. He Meese, attorney general of the U.S., of Allen replied it is a "principle of jurisdiction" to try someone where they expressed, "I am here because I am preventing the persecution of war perpetrated the crime Allen mentions the concerned about what this means to us as criminals. Claiming that is why so little has millions of people who died in World War a society." Allen claims that presently, there been done even though forty years have II. "We are concerned with justice... Don't are a few hundred war criminals living in gone hy. Allen related this to Klaus Barbie, ever forgive, don't ever forget," Allen this country; most of them are low-level perpetrator of many crimes, especially expresses. • criminals, which means they were those against the French Resistance. Barbie was who carried out decisions, not those who extradited from Bolivia to France in 1982, made them. Allen says that we live in "a hut his case has not evolved. Allen savs this

Couples Picnic The Big Bash's talent show brought RIT President M. Richard Rose will he holding a picnic for married students at out all the his home on Liberty Hill. The picnic will buffoons he held on Monday night. May 4 from 6:00 within RIT's p.m. to 7:30 p.m. According to Marty Faculty and Becktell, the event is too "recognize the Staff. sacrifice married couples must make so spouses can attend college." All spouses and children of married RIT couples are welcome. RSVP Dr. Rose's office or Dr. Smith's office • i <

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ZODIAC Eat A Peach dating back to the early 1800s protects umpire has the power to immediately put muskrats from being consumed in public into play a new ball when one has been (WH) It sounds fruity, but you can find out eateries. But the law has never been "lost." Before that, players were required what a person is like by watching him peel enforced. Until now. State food regulators to search for the ball for five minutes to have told the owner of a bowling alley to an orange. Psychiatrist Elayne Kahn says find the old one. 19.54: For the first time, stop serving his 5 dollar muskrat dinners. most people are either biters, slicers, offensive players must "carry all gloves and But Johnny Kolakowski of Indian Lanes peelers or strippers. She claims biters, the other equipment off the field while their bowling alley is steaming. He's organized people who tear the skin off with their team is at bat." By the way, a rule adopted the Muskrat Defense Fund, and he wants teetn, are outspoken and don't care what in 1864 stated that a runner circling the muskrat lovers across the Northwest and others think. Slicers, the people who cut bases must touch each one. Southwest to petition the USDA. up an orange into quarters, are shy and Kolakowski claims muskrat meat makes Dejected Rejects calculating. Peelers, the people who for some of the finest eatin' around. In carefully disect an orange with a knife, are (WH) lalk about a lame excuse for fact, he says it's an integral part of Beef introverts. And strippers, the people who throwing a party. The latest craze among Wellington. make precise cuts from the top of the peel college seniors is celebratingjob rejection to the bottom, then strip it, are letters. They're called "flush parties'— methodical, yet daring. Kahn, the co- seniors get together to compare letters, cry author of "1001 More Ways You Reveal on each others shoulders and knock down Your Personality," also says people who a keg or two. According to Working Woman suck on oranges have strong sex drives. magazine, "flush parties" center around a contest that judges rejection letters in several categories, including the shortest, 21st Century Schizcid longest, most obnoxious and most likely (WF) What will New York's Times Square to be a form letter. Last year's winner in the look like in the 21st century? If art shortest category wasn't even a letter. The technologists such as David Katzive have company simply wrote across the top of their way, here's what visitors to the Big the applicant's resume: "No positions availaole. Thanks anyway." Now that's Apple can expect: Laser billboards, GARY HART: cartoons and other 3-dimensional images something to celebrate, huh? will shower passersby with light. Imagine FAST shafts of light beams falling to the ground like pick-up sticks, glass bricks in the Political Rats Nest sidewalks to create subterranean colors. (WH) You would think U.S. senators would All this is quite feasible, according to have good-looking haircuts. Think again. Katzive. although such a renovation A contest sponsored by the United Food project would run into the billions of Lame Ducks and Commercial Workers Union has dollars. But Katzive says it's only a matter found that many senatorial hairstyles are of time when Times Square and (WF) Where can you find a bucktoothed messy. Here's what the judges decided technology meet to greet the 21st century. rabbit, a duck without a bill and a chicken from snapshots of the senators: Rudy Of course. New York City officials aren't with a crippled foot? At the Crinegan Boschwitz of Minnesota has hair that's commenting on a laserized Times Square. Farm for Diflerently-Abled Animals, that's been "cut with a hatchet and combed with where. The farm for animal misfits was an eggbeater." New York's Daniel Safe Coke founded by two California women who are Moynihan, meanwhile, has "the never fighting for the rights of disabled animals. combed or trimmed look." Joseph Biden (WH) A controversy surrounding the Devon Finnegan and Lynn Crizzard Jr. of Delaware did better. He was voted as safety of caramels used in colas is fizzing believe a disabled duck has as much right having done the "Most with the Least." in London. A report by the British Food to live as a healthy Thoroughbred Winners were Tennessee's James Sasser for Advisory Committee has found that one racehorse That's why they've turned their "Best Democratic Hairstyle" and Oregon's typie of ammoniated caramel is harmful to back yard into a ward for unwanted Mark Hatfield for "Best Republican rats. Now all caramels have come under animals. Currently, the Old MacDonald Hairstyle." suspicion. The government is giving soda maidens of mercy are caring for a duck manufacturers 90 days to present their with arthritis, a goose without a wing and More Trivia side of the story before it makes a decision a menagerie of other misfits. They nope (WF) Who tells the truth more often, your on the matter. But not all companies are their efforts to save unwanted animals will auto mechanic or the President of the catching the wave of panic. Coke's inspire others to do the same spokesman Carlton Curtis claims the United States? Believe it or not, 17 percent ammoniated sulfite caramel used in Coke Baseline Rules of Americans believe their auto repairman has always passed government insjjections. always tells the truth. But only 8 percent (WF) If you think some baseball rules are of Americans believe Ronald Reagan Muskrat Love outdated, wait until you hear about these always tells the truth—cross his heart. All vintage rules changes. Courtesy of the this according to Harper 's magazine index (WH) After 300 years, the U.S. Department book "Baseball by the Rule," they are: 1872: of facts. It also says that there were 25 of Agriculture is sticking its neck out for The rules say an "injured" ball must be percent more debutantes in 1986. There muskrats. But some folk in Michigan replaced—but only in even innings and at are 100 percent more bird watchers than would prefer the Feds butt out. An old law the request of team captains. 1886: The there were in 1965. 11 'Sleqj, Perchance To Fail'

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\ I I here is one overpowering force in the all-nighter? I universe. Without exception, it makes daily These questions have been investigated by sleep J. attacks on every person in the world from experts called somnologists. These people work in Mikhail Gorbachev to the day-old infant. It grabs sleep disorder centers such as the one at St. Mary's them, holds them, and forces them into a state Hospital in Rochester. Their research includes where they are almost completely unaware of taping electrodes to a patient's head and body anything for hours at a time. And there is nothing when they sleep and examining electrical brain and anyone can do about it. Everyone must sleep. muscle impulse patterns received by an EEG SleepCs power is addicting. People hate to get out machine. Tnese patterns are recorded in the form of bed; sleeping is one of life's great pleasures. On the other hand, sleep is a tremenaous waste of time. Imagine the potential of being productive 24 hours a day. Think about this for a moment—you spend more time in bed sleeping than any other activity in life. On the average, you will sleep for more than twenty years of your life. Twenty years — roughly one-third of your existence. Without fail, numerous hours every day are spent in a mysterious dreamland. The sleep-wake cycle is as continuous as the rising and falling of the tides. You are trapped in sleep's cycle, yet it is a good thing. It refreshes and enlivens you, and it provides a soothing escape from the burden of living a life. The amazing thing is that sleep is an immense part of everyone's lives, yet no one seems to understand it. Its mystery is based on the fact that AM people cannot observe themselves sleeping. It is equally impossible to be completely aware of what is happening to yourself when you are asleep as it is knowing what is happening to other people when they are asleep. Each person is a diJfferent sleeper, and some sleep better than others. Some people are morning people. They are able to pop right out of bed and be obnoxiously cheerful and efficient. Others take hours to become fully awake, yet function better at night. In addition, there are numerous physiological sleep disorders, including insomnia, daytime sleepiness, and stoppage of breathing during sleep. In college, sleep is not always an easy thing. The pressures of daily life, combined with the fact that of waves on long sheets of paper. Through this type our knowledge is frequently tested in the form of of research, what was once a totally unexplained papers and exams, produces a great need for sleep occurrence is becoming more and more yet little time to do it. What is more important understood. before a big exam, sleep or studying? What are the For example, there are three stages of sleep and effects of pulling the sometimes-essential two different kinds. When you first go to sleep you

12 May 1. 1987 pass through a short period of alpha sleep. This is than normal the night before a big test does not characterized by a stage of relaxed wakefulness have a significant effect upon your pjerformance the where you are not yet deeply asleep. Soon though, following day," states Jean Vollrath of St. Mary's you enter stage two, and finally you settle into a Hospital's Sleep Disorder Center. "It will, however, deep delta sleep. These cycles are described by become a problem when repeated night after somnologists using characteristic electronic night," she adds. It appears that cramming for a test readings received by the EEG machine during into the wee hours of the morning is not as sleep. detrimental as one may think. Just don't make a Within these three stages are two separate kinds habit of it. of sleep: rapid-eye-movement sleep (REM) and non Getting no sleep at all can sometimes be a rapid-eye-movement sleep (NREM pronounced different story. You may feel surprisingly good after non R-E-M). These two types alternate at about 90 pulling an all-nighter, and many people can rally minute intervals throughout the night. There is strength and perform normally. Others may little brain activity during NREM, but REM is a experience frequent little "microsleeps." During different story. REM is when you dream your most this time you are actually asleep for a few seconds intense dreams, and awakening during REM sleep without ever realizing it. Other changes are also usually means you will remember the dream. apparent, including grouchiness and trouble There are about five or six REM periods during concentrating. So don't expect to perform at full sleep with a mean time of about i5 minutes per jx>tenrial after staying up all night. Fortunately, after occurrence. These periods get more and more a good night's sleep you will return to your normal intense as the night goes on. They are the fun part self. If you decide to stay up it will only get worse. of sleep. Sleep is an everyday paradox. We spend so The sleep habits of college students make it much time sleeping, yet we cannot recall what we necessary for us to understand the effects of lack have experienced. It is a necessary and enjoyable of sleep. As the year draws to a close and finals time that can have a huge effect on our daily lives. week approaches, more and more students will get So make sure you relax and enjoy your sleep. less and less sleep. "Surprisingly, getting less sleep Remember, it's one-third of your life.

ELEVEN RULES FOR BETTER SLEEP HYGIENE (From The Sleep Disorders by Peter Hauri, Ph.D.)

1. Sleep as much as needed to feel refreshed and healthy during the following day, but not more. Curtailing the time in bed seems to solidify sleep; excessively long times in bed seem related to fragmented and shallow sleep. 2. A regular arousal time in the morning leads to regular times of sleep onsets in the evening. 3. People who feel angry and frustrated because they cannot sleep should not try harder and harder to fall asleep but should turn on the light and try something different. 4. Alcohol helps tense people fall asleep more easily, but the ensuing sleep is then fragmented. 5. Although excessively warm rooms disturb sleep, there is no evidence that an excessively cold room solidifies sleep. 6. Hunger may disturb sleep; a light snack may help sleep. 7. An occasional sleeping pill may be of some benefit, but their chronic use is ineffective in most insomniacs. 8. Caffeine in the evening disturbs sleep, even in those who feel it does not. 9. Occasional loud noises disturb sleep even in people who are not awakened by noises and cannot remember them in the morning. 10. A steady daily amount of exercise probably deepens sleep; occasional exercise does not necessarily improve sleep the following night. 11. The chronic use of tobacco disturbs sleep.

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he RIT men's lacrosse team clinched the toughest gomes ct the season, Hcbort and Cortland. independent Cciiege Athietic Conference "We'll match up well with Cortland," states Giennon. (iCAC) titie for the third consecutive year iast "Perennially they hove great athletes. We know we weekend with a 12-4 victory ever Alfred. Earlier in the hove to ploy well in order to win." Lost year the Tigers week, RIT squeaked by Ithaca 11-10, when Jim Ccnneii lost to the Dragons 13-9 in regular season ploy and scored off an assist from Ted Diehi with just 14 seconds 18-11 in the opening round of the NCAA tournament. remaining in the gome The Tigers hove claimed the Both gomes were at Cortland. This year's contest is titie five oTthe lost six seasons and hove recorded 18 tomorrow at 2:00 p.m. at RIT. straight iCAC wins. With one regular-season gome Prior to the Hobart gome, the Tigers hove complied remaining, the team has its sights set on post-season a 10-1 record. After losing the season opener to Ohio ploy, it selected to participate in the NCAA Wesieyon, RIT went on to win ten straight, including tournament, RIT will moke its fifth straight appearance. blowouts against RPi and Oswego. After faltering in the Third year Coach Bill Gienncn doesn't wont to first gome, the Tiger offense has outscored their speculate on the tournament. "We're not locking opponents 145 to 58. "We changed a tew things otter ahead to NCAAs yet. We're taking this one gome at a Ohio Wesieyon," notes Giennon. We're concentrating time." At press time, the Tigers were preparing tor the more on boil movement and cutters." The Tigers also continue to capitalize on tostbreok opportunities. While some opponents employ a zone defense, RIT ploys a consistent mon-to-mon defense. According to Coach Giennon, "Our mon-to-mon oft the boil sags in so OS to appear to be a zone." What is the next step in the development of the program? Both Giennon and Athietic Director Louis Spiotti Jr. would like to see the schedule upgraded. The Ohio Wesieyon gome is a step in that direction. "We'll ploy Ohio here at home next season and we're picking up a gome with Washington College," states Giennon. "We're definitely open to opportunities to schedule better teams, but we haven't received coils from the quality teams in the Maryland or Ohio regions," odds Spiotti. He further comments, "Bosicaiiy the lacrosse schedule has been regional in nature, because there ore quality teams in the area, i like moving outside the area, it gives the students and the institute exposure, but we con do well just staying in our area." Hobart. Cortland and St. Lawrence ore currently ranked in the Division ill top 15 poll along with RIT, which is ranked fourth. Giennon notes, "We hove one of the top ten schedules in Division ill." The lacrosse schedule probably won't go the route of the RIT hockey schedule, which has included more Division i contests in recent years. Both Giennon and Spiotti note that the area Division i schools, such as Syracuse and Corneii, won't include RIT on their schedule, "it's a risk for them to ploy us and possibly lose," comments Giennon. Spiotti notes the drawbacks involved, "Sure it benefits recruitment, but a big loss could be a demoralizing factor for the whole season." Neither one doubts the ability of RIT to compete with these schools. For now the Tigers ore content to rock up impressive ICAC victories and keep striving for on NCAA championship. Tomorrow's gome is a crucial step in that direction. According to Coach Giennon, "i don't think we've peaked yet. We're ploying OK, but we're not ready yet. We're not ploying consistently yet, 60 minutes of the gome." On the positive side he notes, "We've been able to ploy hard in the fourth quarter when we've hod to, but we hove to ovoid a mental and Senior co-captain Tim Turner leads the Tigers in eyeing physical letdown in the second and fourth quarters." post season action. The Cortland gome will be both a rematch from lost season and a forecast of postseason ploy.

20 BY MARNIE SALISBURY

SCOREBOARD A Team Effort Tops School Record

Within time span of three days, the RIT Paul Boccard, Scott Enderle, Glenn triumphed by less than a scant three track and field record books were Marshall, and Rob Mills established a new seconds, plus set an ICAC meet record in rewritten a number of times. They school record by finishing in 1:333. the process. Wagner ran for 3:54.0, while occurred during the Colgate Relays and Last Saturday, the Tigers competed in teammate Tim Healy finished in fifth RlTs fifth-place finish at the Independent the ICAC championship, finishing in fifth place (4:02.9). In the 5,000-meter run, College Athletic Conference (ICAC) place. Ithaca College won the team title Wagner claimed fourth place in 15:323, championship. with 213 points, Saint Lawrence University with Tammisuo once again capturing the The squad of Jim Brunswick, Chris captured second with 194, followed by individual crown. Kevin McK.ee placed Pacilio,Jim Buhrmaster, and Marty Tomasi Alfred University in the number three second in the lOjOOO-meter run with a time set not one, but two freshman records. In position with 77 points, Rensselear of 33:20.0. Fifth place in the high jump the distance medley (800-meter run, Polytechnic Institute (76), RIT (46), and went to Rob Mills with a height of 138 400-meter dash, 1200-meter run, and Hobart College (10). meters (6' 2"). Mills also contributed to the 1600-meter run), the foursome combined Dale Foster, 1986 outdoor track and 4 X 100-meter relay team, along with Scott for a time of 11:11.60. The quartet finished field All-American, led the charge by Edmonds, Bill Enderle, and Glenn eleventh in the 4 x 1600-meter relay. The winning the 3,000-meter steeplechase. His Marshall, to place fifth (473). RIT also took time was 19:40.2. RlT's varsity entrants time was 9:363. Greg House finished in fifth in the 4 x 400 meter relay in a time won the same race for the fourth straight third with a time of 9:473. John Wagner of 3:42.2. year. Tim Healy, Dale Foster, Greg House, battled with SLU'sJukka Tammisuo in the Tomorrow the Tigers return to andjohn Wagner posted a time of 17:41.0 second heat of the 1300-meter run. It was Hamilton, New York to participate in the to take the title. In the 4 x 200-meter relay. not meant he, as Tammisuo (3:51.1) Colgate Open. —ROBERT SALZER Can't Stop Our Stickmen, Now 10-1 The RIT men's lacrosse team defeated the Bombers. Ithaca stayed with the Tigers, up three goals and one assist apiece Fellow Ithaca and Alfred last week to win the trailing just 9-7 heading into the final attackman Diehl added two goals and two ICAC title and compile an undefeated 5-0 quarter. O'Reilly scored off the opening assists. Alfred tried to get hack into the ICAC record. On Wednesday, the Tigers faceoff, hut then Ithaca rallied. The game in the final quarter, scoring three hosted, Ithaca and the Bombers almost Bombers turned the momentum in their goals in five minutes, hut it was too late. ruined RlT's perfect ICAC record. After favor as they scored three goals to tie the Turner picked up a man up goal assisted RIT jumped to a 2-0 lead, Ithaca netted score at 10-10. Both teams played hard by Dan Stehn to shut down the Alfred rally. two quick goals to tie the score. Tim lacrosse for the remaining seven minutes Steve Morfit tallied his first goal of the Truner came hack with a goal assisted by and the score remained deadlocked. RIT season at the 14:56 mark to ice the victory Kevin O'Reilly to give the Tigers a one goal got possession of the hall and called a for the Tigers. Goalie Dave Doughty lead at the end of the first quarter. In the timeout with under a minute left to set up played an agressive game in net, recording second quarter, the Bombers scored three their final play. The offense worked the seven saves, including some big one-on- unanswered goals to take a 5-3 lead. The hall around and with just 14 seconds left one shots. Pete Porter replaced Doughty midfield unit of Turner, O'Reilly, and Jim on the clock, Connell fired in a pass from in the closing minutes and picked up one Connell combined for three goals to put Ted Diehl to give RIT the victory. save. RIT on top again at halftime, 6-5. At Alfred last Saturday, RIT dominated The Tigers host Cortland tomorrow at Mike Wojnovich picked up his first the first three quarters, building a 10 0 2 p.m. in the final regular season home goal of the season in the third quarter as lead and allowing just five Saxon shots on game —MARNIE SALISBURY RIT tried to build a comfortable lead over goal. Tom Kraft and Steve Schmidt picked

Still Struggling the game close with good defensive plays. The RIT women's softball team dropped first with one run in the third inning, hut Coon (3-4), Leach (2-3), and sophomore two more doubleheaders last week to RIT answered in the fourth inning to tie Mary Beth Kuryak (2-4) all had a good day Geneseo and St. Bonaventure to bring the game RlT's hitting power came from at the plate for RIT. However, St. their overall season record to 1-15. freshman Kris Coon (1-1 with a double), Bonaventure came on strong in the final At Geneseo State the Lady Tigers had Kiefer (1-3 with a double), and sophomore innings to take the first game 5-2. their work cut out for them, as they Karen Leach (3-3). Hitting just was not RIT was not able to keep the second recorded a total of only six hits for both enough to keep RIT in the hall game as game as competitive as the first one and games of the doubleheader. In the first Geneseo blasted the Tiger defense with six Bonaventure overpowered the Tigers from game the first four innings were scoreless runs in the fifth inning to win the second the very beginning. Sophomore Marci for both clubs. In the fifth and sixth game 7-1, and capture both halves of the Krauth (2-3) was RlT's only productive innings, Geneseo broke away with nine doubleheader. Becky Martin (7.42 ERA) hitter as Bonaventure went on to win the runs to win with a final score of 9-0. Senior pitched both games for RIT. game 13-4. The Lady Tigers will be shortstop Annette Kiefer (13) had RlT's On Saturday, RlT's Fan Appreciation looking to improve their record tomorrow, lone hit of the game to stop Geneseo's Day. the Lady Tigers hosted St. as they travel to Hamilton College for their no-hitter. Bonaventure for a pair of games. In the last regular season game of the year. In the second game Geneseo struck first game RIT hit the ball well and kept —GREGORY HOUSE

22 May 1. 1987 Fielders Doing Well, First Six Games The RIT baseball team completed a week Reed was 3-4, and Spath was 2-4 with a solo as the Tigers were swept, 8-2 and 14-1. Gary of six games, splitting doubleheaders with homerun. Craig "Sugar" Brunner received Jerris led off the first game by smashing a the University of Rochester and Hamilton his third win of the year in relief of starter chest-high pitch 370 feet into the left-field College and being swept by Division II Dwight Casler. stands, to take RIT to an early 1-0 lead. national powerhouse LeMoyne. Saturday, RIT hosted Hamilton Three homeruns by LeMoyne offset that On Tuesday, the Tigers traveled to College on a sunny, but very chilly and performance, however. Jerris ended up 2-4, crosstown rival UR to take on the windy day. The first game proved exciting, and Spath contributed two hits in three Yellowjackets. In the first game, three as Dave Rogers walked with the bases times at the plate. "Sugar" Brunner was the errors by the Tigers' infield in the first loaded in the bottom of the ninth to drive hard-luck loser. inning led to four UR runs, and the in Rob Grow and win, 1-0. Spath recorded In the second game, LeMoyne blasted Yellowjackets never looked back on their his fourth win on the mound. He had a no- five homeruns off RIT pitching en route way to a 71 win. Junior tri captain Bill hitter going through six innings. He to a 14 1 win. Centerfielder Dave Rogers Spath suffered his first loss on the mound eventually ended up with a two-hitter. drove in Mike Turrisi, who had walked, for the Tigers, despite allowing only seven Junior second-baseman Caryjerris was 2-3 with a double for RlT's only run. Rogers hits. Rob Grow was 2-3 with a solo for the Tigers. was 2-3, and freshman Terry Wright had homerun in the fourth inning, accounting In the second game of the two hits for the Tigers. for RlT's only run. doubleheader. three runs in the fourth RIT travels to Niagara University RIT battled hack from the loss in the inning on a double by Grow and singles tomorrow to take on the Purple Eagles and second game to register an 11-5 victory. by Dave Rogers and third-base sensation to Hobart on Thursday. The next home With the score tied 5-5,John Loiars ripped Mike Turrisi was not enough as Hamilton baseball game is Saturday, May 9, against a game winning homerun over the center prevailed, 6-5. Rogers ended up 2 3 in the Oswego Slate (iame times are at 1:00 p.m. field fence, to take RIT to a 6 5 lead. RIT game. The next day, RIT traveled to —JOHN LOIARS went on to score five more runs in the Division 11 powerhouse LeMoyne from seventh inning. Paul Vinges was 2-4, Tom Syracuse. RIT was outclassed by LeMoyne,

NCAA Division III Athletes of the Week Lacrosse Poll April 26, 1987

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Ohio Wesleyan 11-2 144 Hobart 5-4 143 Wash. Lee 10-2 123 RIT lO-l 115 9-6 110 Washington Becky Martin Ted Diehl St. Lawrence 11-2 103 Strong pitching efforts have earned Becky Last week there was no stopping Ted Diehl, Martin Female Athlete of the Week honors. The senior attackman from Jamesv ille, N.V. Roanoke 8-5 95 Despite the team's disappointing spring collected 15 fH)ints to help pace RIT lacrosse Cortlajid 7-5 87 season (115), Martin has turned in some to its third straight Independent Gollege strong performances on the mound. Last Athletic Conference (ICAC) crown. The Frank. &: Marsh 9-4 57 week RIT dropped doubleheaders to Tigers took the measure of Oswego (21-7), University of Buffalo (111 and 71), Geneseo Ithaca (1110) and Alfred (12-4). Diehl began Denison 8-2 46 (9 0 and 71) and St. Bonaventure (.5 2 and with two goals and six assists at Oswego. He 13-4). In the first Buffalo loss, Martin pitched added three assists in the Ithaca encounter, seven innings, allowing nine hits and only including a perfect feed to Jim Connell for one earned run. Against Geneseo (9-0 loss), what proved to be the game winner with 14 Martin hurled both ends of the seconds left in regulation play. He finished Tigers Sports doubleheader. In the first game she scattered the week in style, tallying four points on two nine hits and allowed three earned runs. She goals and two assists at Alfred. Diehl was HOTUNEI came back to pitch the first game against St. vaulted into the team scoring lead and bonaventure Saturday and held the boasted 37 points on 13 goals and 24 assists (Scores, schedules; call opposition to seven hits and two earned as of Sunday. He is averaging 2.2 points per day or night) runs. A photo illustration major from contest. The mechanical engineering major Salamanca, N.Y.. Martin has a 1-6 record and also excels in the classroom where he leads the team with a 7.42 F.RA. mainuins a .3.98 grade point average.

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Interested? ^PacKaflinfl Starei { The first step is easy. / loik.l ^k.j)n| CaUusat 1-800-424- CO* j m stttptr Mfto ttes tMi Nctm /M// 8580, Ext. 93. We are a shipping point for 1425 Jefferso'I n Road United Parcel •Federal Express in S«ginaw P1.z. Emery Express»AII Freightliners ConvcnicnllY locaicd next lo the main post office 272-8320 PeaceCorps. Open Won Fit 9 30 5 30. Sat 9 30 I 30 Ihe toughest job youli rvtr love. UP Information Students Unite BY DEREK J. NELSON s we roll into the end of another Secretary, Bob Rowley, Treasurer; Co-Op and Placement Office, which year at RIT. Student Directorate Kristen Masterson, Historian. These will be distributing this letter to A is left with the responsibility of people, in conjunction with their faculty approximately 800-1000 corporations doling out money to over 50 clubs and advisors. Dr. Dan Joseph and Dr. Terry in New York, addressed to a wide range student organizations. One of the most Dennis, have ambitious goals for the of industries. This will inform and draw recent additions to this expansive and next year. interest in the Information Systems expensive list is the Information The initial goals of ISSO are to program at RIT and will demonstrate Systems Student Organization (ISSO). organize well known speakers to the educational strength of graduating This organization is competing for spread information among the students RIT students. As part of Student funding from Student Directorate along and to establish contacts with industry Directorate, ISSO attends the weekly with all the other student organizations. leaders to complement their job SD meetings and must submit a What makes ISSO important, what prospects. Which brings us to one of budget for events and activities. What makes them different, and what do they the more pressing problems kind of money is to be allocated and have to say for themselves? What are experienced by the students of what is it to be used for? Initially, it will they? Information Systems. They are losing help fund the mailing of the previously- To start with, ISSO represents the jobs to other, well-established majors mentioned letter campaign and will students who are majoring in also fund the development of a Information Systems. Information software and software documentation Systems is a specialized major library available not only to ISSO designed to integrate the corporate students, but all students in general. business world with the technical Kathy Dahmen comments, "Our computer field. The idea is to train membership in SD will hopefully mark students in both fields and emphasize the beginning of a long and fruitful the problems and solutions in making relationship between ISSO and SD." the two worlds compatible. ISSO is looking for guidance and a The students of ISSO are fluent in all solid foundation from SD through the latest computer technologies, i.e. which they can grow. optical disk technology, relational ISSO is only a month old, but their databases, expert systems, and membership is solid and growing. They computerized information have added ten new members in the management. However, they are not last week, which undeniably speaks for limited to this scope of technical their need to address the problems expertise. Artificial intelligence is a facing them. ISSO has high hopes and rapidly expanding field as is the other expectations for the future of the side of the Information Systems Kathy Dahmen is the President of ISSO. organization. Updates, news and so curriculum. This side deals with hard who are considered more "technically forth have already begun to appear in core business: budgets, marketing proficient." Since Information Systems several forms. A bulletin board has strategies, accounting and corporate is not widely recognized. Co-op been established in the lobby of the finance. All this is well and good, but opportunities for these students are Max Lowenthal Memorial building and what's the point? getting swallowed up by zealous will contain informational postings as The point is that as a new and students in other majors who are well as a monthly news letter. In addition largely unrecognized major, the claiming experience in Information to all of this, ISSO has been given students are suffering from Systems. Interviews are few and very permission to start a conference on the underexposure. So they organized to competitive. "In some cases a VAXA/MS notes facility. Although this form ISSO. Take, for instance, their Computer Science student takes an conference is accessible only to membership. Currently, there are interview for the available Information members of ISSO, membership in ISSO approximately 180 students in the Systems opportunities, and they get the is open to everyone. major and 48 of these students are in jobs instead of us," commented Kathy When faced with problems of the club. This means that 28 percent of Dahmen. At the April 22 meeting of increasing the effectiveness of the this major are represented by ISSO. ISSO, Bill King, former president, said, education for which we pay, students Few other majors have this type of "Only a couple of fulltime positions must work with the administration to participation in professional student were listed for graduating Information find feasible solutions. This will not only organizations. Systems majors, and the number of Co• improve the quality of the education, Last week, ISSO finally got their first op positions could also be improved." but leave an improved program for full-term officers. They are as follows: In order to address this problem, a those who follow. ISSO has been Kathy Dahmen, President; Bill Ravenel, letter is being drawn up in cooperation organized in the spirit of this Vice President; Laura DeRoller, with Alan DeBeck. counselor with the philosophy. 25 REPROVIEW Could They Have This Dance? Nazareth Arts Center has recently They produced a brochure individual character of each dancer formed a coalition of dance containing the calendar of events or company. From the classical companies throughout the Rochester which, though not comprehensive, tradition of the Botsford Ballet to the area called Dance Rochester.'. The was informative for dance patrons. modern techniques and images of the purp>ose of the organization is to raise One of these area events which Judith Book Dance Company and the awareness of all the tyf>es of dance has attracted attention involves the Christine Fendley, Rochester dance that flourish here and to encourage lovers can check out much of what the building of dartce audiences. Rochester has to offer. Dance Rochester! RtKhester, it seems, has quite an active has grown from a tiny group of 7 to dance community but the "Dance Rochester! its present, still fledgling, communication within the general brings together area membership size of twenty. Because community has been unsatisfying the organization is newly formed, and limited. Dance Rochester! takes on dance enthusiasts there is no rigid structure to the the function and challenge of and organizations." group or its membership. Any building communication between individual or group interested in both communities. dance is welcome. In addition, many The group took its first participation of Dance Rochester! in other dance performances, exhibits organizational steps in the effort to the National Dance Week. This is and workshops are scheduled during create a cooperative subscription being held through Saturday. The this week. Those interested in finding series. This series offered dance exhibit featured displays by local out information either about the patrons a selection of performances dance companies, individual artists upcoming activities or membership of nine different dance companies and other presenters. Costumes, should call Michelle Kollen at from January through June, 1987. photos, posters and more show the 586 2483. —SUZANNE SHADE

Musical Sobriety With A Message Sunday" are humanist anthems that I want to hide/I want to tear down the transform crowds into rallies walls that hold me insided want to reflecting not only the communal reach out and touch the flameAVhere instincts of rock, but also the idealism the streets have no name." of many in its youthful constituency. Bono's spiritual concerns come The Joshua Tree is U2's first studio through on the yearning "I Still album since 1984's The Unforgettable Haven't Found What I'm Looking Fire and much of it expands on the For," which suggests that faith is a fearful fascination with America that beginning and not an end. "I believe has been evident since the October in the Kingdom Come/Then all the album in 1983. The group is still colors bleed into one/But yes I'm still "Wide Awake In America", absorbed running/You broke the bonds, you in its vastness and power and loosed the chainsAfou carried the disturbed by its contradictions, both cross of my shameA'ou know I believe physical and spiritual. Yet even it/But I still haven't found what I'm though this promised land can prove looking for." "With Or Without You", a land of emptiness and disillusion, ostensibly a love song with an acid U2 clings to the possibility of hope undercurrent but just as easily about and redemption. Hence, the album's the moral complication of faith, name: The Joshua tree is a giant builds from a whisper to a freight- cactus that grows only in the harsh train yowl at the end. In the past year. desert wastelands of the Southwest. It Bono discovered the country and Slowly, but not particularly quietly, is a potent symbol of the affirmation blues idioms and his fascination is Ireland's U2 has evolved into one of that courses through U2's music. definitely evident. the most popular bands in the world Bono has long been obsessed with The most powerful and and, some think, the best. With his borders not only political, but provocative song on the album, charismatic presence, uplifting voice personal and spiritual as well. The "Bullet The Blue Sky", is genuinely and socially conscious songs, Paul opening cut, "Where The Streets haunting, sounding rough, distorted "Bono Vox" Hewson is sometimes Have No Name", has implications that and fueled by an apocalyptic Edge perceived as the Celtic Bruce are clear in Bono's resolute delivery, solo that spews jagged shards of Springsteen —an association more Dave "The Edge" Evan's quavering feedback-driven guitar before convenient than correct. Still, both guitar, Adam Clayton's cathedral bass descending to a bleak ending which are adherents of the new music and Larry Mullen's rolling thunder is part talking blues, part Ginsberg sobriety and U2's "Pride (In The drums. Bono's first lines offer a credo howl. It is the harshest of the four Name Of Love)" and "Sunday, Bloody born out of confusion: "I want to run. songs about America and includes 26 May 1. 1987 some caustic commentary on the fear/Injured in doubt/I can lose Disappeared ", reflecting not only might as-right and money-as power. myself/You I can't live U2's ongoing committment to "In the locust wind comes a rattle and without/Because you keep me Amnesty International but also hum/Jacob wrestled the angel and the holding on"). Bono's travels in Nicaragua and El angel was overcome". Bono rasps. The next three songs, "In God's Salvador. It is a simple lament of great "Plant a demon seed, you raise a Country", "Trip Through Your Wires" beauty and sadness pleading for the flower of fire/See them burning and "Exit" are metamorphically realization that idealogical battles crosses, see the flames go higher and ambivalent, with "Trip Through Your about right and left obscure the more higher." The first side of the album Wires " a somewhat fun concert song important issue of right and wrong. ends with "Running To Stand Still", a with a country-blues structure. "One So The Joshua Tree is another bluesy guitar and piano evocation Tree Hill" is a pop pavane for Greg bracing encounter with U2. sounding country-gospel simple and Carroll, a U2 roadie and close Producers Brian Eno, Daniel Lanois almost pastoral until you realize personal friend of the band, who was and Steve Lillywhite have done an Bono's singing about the dead-end killed in a motorcycle accident last excellent job of capturing the band's life of the now- present heroine year ("Your sun so bright it leaves no live sound. Despite Bono's searing addicts in the Ballymun Flats where shadows, only scars carved into stone vocals and spotlit charisma, U2 is an he grew up. on the face of the earth"). But it also incredible band with a clearly Side Two opens with "Red Hill makes clear the band's contention identifiable sound. If earlier U2 Mining Town" inspired by England's that music can, and should, act as a albums sometimes seemed to mining struggle. It is at once a catalyst for change: "In our world a emphasize sound and texture over a catalogue of destruction ("We scorch heart of darkness, a fire zoneAVhere song, a promising new balance is the earth/Set fire to the sky/Stoop so p>oets speak their hearts/]ara sang, his established here. low/To reach so high") and song a weapon, in the hands of love.." —RJCR MiSLAN vindication ("We're wounded by The album ends with "Mother Of The

Music And Theatre Uniquely Combined In this age of the audio-visual rapport with her audience. improvisation. revolution, where TV. screens take the She starts by explaining what By the end of the show, the place of live performance and a Street Songs are, since the familiar audience was laughing and singing musician's image overpowers his tunes which we all learn are not together like old friends. music, it is refreshing to experience usually called by that name. Nobody Apppropriately, the encore was the a performer who truly radiates really knows where songs like "Danny familiar, "Side by Side." For another emotion through her song. Geraldine Boy" come from; people just pick encore, she performed her Fitzgerald's one-woman show, "Street them up like nursery rhymes. "Christmas Pantomime" impro- Songs" was living proof that Fiugerald interprets them as songs visation which involved a detailed entertainment is not always strobe that everyone has identified with in description of this annual Irish lights, flaming guitars and dry ice one way or another, whether it be production. This story led up to a The only props her act relies on is a songs from World War II or touching version of "I Believe" that few changes of traditional Irish dress contemporary Broadway hits. had the house on its feet. and a sincere love for the tunes she Many arrangements she chose —SUZANNE SHADE brings to life. were from her Irish heritage. These Fitzgerald's diverse career in show songs were almost always prefaced by business includes television, films childhood anecdotes or some old and theatre of which she has received drinking story. Her ability to combine many prestigious awards. She won the music and theatre transformed the "Variety" Gritic's Award for best Off- act into a mini-musical where the Broadway Performance in Long Day's "storyline" weaved through the songs Journey Into Night; she co-starred with with effortless wit and enthusiasm. Lawrence Olivier in the prize- In addition to European favorites winning television drama The Moon such as "Forget-me Not Lane ". and Six Pence Fitzgerald played Dudley Geraldine brings new twists to "Mack Moore's grandmother in the film, the Knife" by Bobby Darin and the Arthur and Rodney Dangerfield's Beatles classic, "She's Leaving Home" mother-in-law in Easy Money. Also well done was the ever-popular, She made her nightclub debut at "Memory" from the production Cats. Reno Sweeny with an act called Accompanying Fitzgerald was John "Geraldine Fitzgerald Sings Songs of Kirk on guitar, Carl Pellito playing the Streets." This evolved into "Street soprano saxophone and clarinet, and Geraldine Songs" which opened for a successful Stanley Wietrzychowski acting as the Fitzgerald run in 1979 and has since appeared musical director and pianist. These all over the U.S. Right from her musicians were an excellent addition Street Songs opening song, Geraldine's warm and to her show providing a simple spirited demeanor creates a personal backdrop which enhanced her 27 TAB ADS

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To The Remainder of the 61st Pledge Class ol Alpha Phi Omega— Keep with It It s_gotta end soon And remember • Catch The Wave" ', and try not to fall off* —Former P B * 3 YES! I'm an R A , and NO I will not wish for the third" (Ultimate torture) I think what I've learned from will help me in other areas besides my R A duties here's hoping I get the opportunity" Don't forget to come visit me" I need you. ya know 'Pretzefman*. I m glad we had this time to share, to show how much we really care I will never forget your caress, because to me you are happiness Thank you for everything"" Love always. 'Trip' I wanted to make sure I got this in before the end of the year... Hope you guys all see It" To JACQUI, JERYL, KATHY, ROB, KEITH, and everyone else who has entered my life this year thanks for making this year "interesting " to say the lease It's been a lot of fun, and l.ve got a lot of good memories Good luck to all of you, and have a super summer Love, (Donna "Dead Tennity"— Yeah, you with the soapy water— Here s your nasty Tab Ad, from the girl who laughs funny (must mean that my mind's in the gutter) Girl music'?''' Wash this for me and you're forgiven. —Miss Appleby ("teach ") PS : I want your bulb, the tug one • pump it for me, OK"' (the soap, that is.) Card, Cris. Diane, and Marie— The past year and a half was a difficult time for me Thanks for being there to help me adjust to my new life 1 don't think I would 136 here today if I didn't have friends who cared" —Love. Mark Mom, Dad, Phil and Gregg— THanks for being the tiest family a guy could ever ha\«l Thank you for the support you gave me through schod and my time d need I am very lucky to have a family like you Love. Mark KARIN: I've tieen watching you you're so cute I like to see your smile more often 218 lb My Father Figure: Ralph, where have you been'TV Hey Honey, How's that awesome car coming along'' Only kidding— I know you've oeen working hard & I know you'll get a jot)" I'd just like to know when we're going hd tubbing again'! The first time was incredit)le" Love, the Easter Bunny BED: I said I'd finally write one! I promise- no jokes See ya at the party KMS Kristin: This one's for you. nd your well tanned roommate Well, you can share It if you want Anyway, nave fun'" — J Honeyoye Falls Endo-head: Yxi ar.sy people are too much' Have a swefl weekend —(Mezzo-head) Ah. Cooper!!! Want some jdlytieans'' Smile, cause Little Joe says She s Hot'' Have a swell day and later we'll catch m moose HlAti^A^ WHat a co-pilot!l However, you do need fo The tune oryfie derrty HtHUbes: mi. flPST WNb YA NMW. OL' to improve your navagation skills Next ix/en.Lfrm mi m snxY A ^'.KOYAims rmis. m's A ptiiiONAm A time we'll lust pick up a hitchhiking mrft atr mmp BtLi. * effUNMCXS ION fOKS SAIP.-mi.MO^ J' Sequaya" Maybe he'll direct us to Mt WOLAH.MOOUtH • ^ Am mm mre " y'Au. Hope POat OmKf Ft»6Y COJLPr/r SAip, -CMJFome IS -me PLACI Dear Matthew— Hang m there — It s •m/ONectffHEmsnmm- FOP imS IMB YOU '- cUf aM>f Y'HeARr X He FOLPepuPHis mei/e almost over* I love you always* Barb ONHISWNWe, Brian: Congratulations on your fw SOON mtR-mr CAMP TV graduation from R IT' I'm glad you finally fi m smeygy decided on a cdlege and a year to do Awumjuu^ It in (Couldn't resist just ONE more*) THCTDN Kathy To Beth, Ybu're the best dg sis I could ever ask fori! Love you & afl the Alpha Xis Barb.

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each week they have guest hosts (rem local bands or solo performers HE MOVIE CLOCK FrI.- Sun..May 13 CAB sponsors tckets for the Little Theatre for show times call 232 4699 broad way show "Cats" at the Auditorium Theatre, Room with a view. El Amor Brujo, Waiting for the Moon 8 00pm for more info call x2509 Marltetplace Mall for show times call 272 1470 FrI.-Thur*. Project X. Lethal Weapon, Burglar, Witchtxiard, Three for the Road, Outrageous Fortune, Policy Academy 4 The Aristocrats FrI.- Sat. 98 PXY MEETINGS Midnight Movies at Marketplace Little Shop of Horrors. Mon. The Pre-Law Assoc will hold a meeting from Running Scared, Clockwork Orange 5-6pm in room 06-A230 All students are invited Mon. The Campus Crusade for Christ meets at 8 00 m the Alumni Room of the CU Ibos.Gays. Lesbians, and Friends meet in room M-2.7pm Hal Hilliard, Formally of TUo*. Rochester Wargamers meetin the CAU cafeteria from 7-11 Southtown Plaza Barber- FrI. and Sat. The Wetjsfer Theatre Group presents a Iboo. Student Directorate Meeting, room 1829 in the mystery-comedy called "The Cat and the Canary," CU, 6 7pm shop wishes to tell all of his written by John Willard Also Fn , May 1st and Sat May TVet. RIT Aviation Club, RITreat Conference friends that he has moved 2nd Tcket for these four shows are 12 50 perperson Room ,6 7 pm Ticket price includes a full buffet dinner and the show Thura. College Ac^vities Meeting, RITreat Conference A matinee will be presented on Sun , April 26th at to 2110 E. Henrietta Rd. 2 00pm with tcket prices of $500. $4 00 for students and Room, 5-6pm senior citizens Presented at the Harmony House, 58 ThufS. RIT Community for Nuclear Awareness, CAU East Mam St , Webster For more info call Cheryl Miner Room M-2, 2-3:30pm at 524-0082 Thurs. The RIT Toastmasters Club meets at 7-8:30pm J.C.'s Hair Classics FrI. and Sat. at 8pm and Sun. at 2pm the Off Monroe in Room M-1 in the CU Players Theatre presents "Ruddigore," at the New-Life Presbyterian Church, 243 Rosedale. corner of Rosedale across from McDonalds. and Monroe Admission is free FrI. The Friday night Filet on WITR Each week starling Regular cut $6.50 at 11:00pm WITR features muse and interviews with a SPORTS selected muscal group or artist This includes nearly all Sat. RIT Men's Lacrose team plays Cortland Home All Military & ROTC $5.00 of a bands past and present wrk. interviews, hard to Game Game time 2 00pm find an unreleased tracks, and album and poster Style Cuts $8.00 giveaways FrI. RIT Men's Tennis team plays Hobart Home Game Game time 3 30 Fri.10 May S-«th The Memorial Art Galery presents Neo Green A Laser Light Sculpture t>y Rockne Krebs Fri. RIT Women's Track plays NYSWCAA's at Cortland Where'' in the vcinity of the gallery, outside, radiating Away Game Game time TBA across the city of Rochester From 9 11pm nightly Also FrI. Juggle In Sponsored by CAB 10 00 am- 10:00 Artist Rocne Krebs will give an illstrated talk about his p m Mam gym. Auxiliary Gym work May 6th at 7 30pm Free admission For more info Sat. RIT Men's Track plays Colgate open Awey Game call 473-7720 Game Time 1 00 FrI. and Sat at 8pm and Sun at 3pm. The RIT Singers Sat. RIT Women's Track team plays NYSWCAA's at and the RIT Philharmonc perform the muscal "How to Cortland Away Game Game time TBA Succeed m Business Without Really Trying, ' in Ingle Sat. RIT Basetiall team plays Niagara Away Game Auditorium Tckets are $4 00 at the door or call x-6087 Game time 1 00pm All seats are reserved Sat. RIT Softball team plays Hamilton Away Game Sat. May 217, Paintings, metalcraft and weaving are Game time 10Opm among the graduate thesis artwrk to be shown at RIT s Bevier Gallery Open Daily from 9-4 30pm, Sat Ibaa. RIT Men's Tennis team plays Mansfield Home 1-4 30pm, Sun 2-4 30pm A free, puWc reception will Game Game time 3 00pm be held on May 2nd in the gallery from 7-9pm Wad. RIT Men's Lacrose team plays NCAA Away Sat. Reggae Sounds from 4-9pm - WITR's Nationally Game Game time TBA renoundand longast running specialty show, hosted by Thurs. RIT Baseball team plays Hobart Away Game sister Denise, brings you to the best in Reggae from all Game time 1 00pm over the wrid for a relaxing Saturday afternoon Sun. The Boss Beat on WITR The best of the sixties muse with outrageous boss beat guy Mike. Mck, and Del 4-6pm c. Sun. WITR's Jazz Sunday from 6-8pm The Heart of Jazz with Dennis, from 8-9pm Laser Alternatives, an The CU Displayv cases are available for the Summer entire compact disc show with Rob, from 9pm-12 quarter Contact Debbie Waltzer at x 2864 for rrxxe info midnight Just Jazz (new releases) with Tony, and from 12 midnight to 3am First Minute of the First Day with Jon Mon. The CoHege of Liberal Arts is sponsonng its A Preliminary Report Sun. The Village Gate Art Center presents Wendle seventh annual Kearse Distinguished Lecture ard on the Chapter Salary Castle Scool Student '87 Exhibition from Apnl 26 May Student Honor Awards Ceremony to honor students 24 For more info call 271-6126 who have done projects of outstarding quality in their Survey by Dr. Jean Sun. The CU display cases feature a nature Lit>eral Arts Courses The College also invites photography exhibit by student Jason Knott (north side) distinguished speaker Dr Arthur Link, Davis Professor Douthwright-Fasse and portraiture photography by student Scott Braman of Hiairy at Princeton University to give the address on (south side) on display through May 3rd "Woodrow Wilson, the Litieral Arts and Higher Other business as IbM. A 20 minute talk on "Henry Moore Working Education In Webb Auditorium at 3 00pm Foflowing time permits. Model for Three Piece No 3 Vertebrae (1968) by Susan the awards ceremony and lecture there wiH be a Dodge Peters, art historian and cntc Refreshments ard reception held outside of Wetd Auditorium admission is free Tbes. Rochester Sessions on WITR from 10-11 pm Every tUMday and Thuraday, from noon to 100, in Rochesters own Alternative local muse show Hosts BIdg 6, room A287, all students and faculty wtx) are Membership Information: Melody, Bart, and Ere bnng to you the latest muse and interested in playing contract bridge are invited to join 475-2668 news about the hot Rcx:hester muse scene In addition. in Beginers are welcome 30 Now there's more th none way loge nrough oolle^.

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