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Vol. 17 New York, April 30, 1937 No. 21 |A.A. Elections 64 Athletes Receive Major Letters Secondari Wins Cancelled Upon 9 First Prize in Council's Motion At 'Block F Dinner Tomorrow Night Speaking Contest Doty, Lyons Gain Second and Student Governing Board TOTAL OF 112 INSIGNIA WILL BE AWARDED BY A. A. Recommends Abolition Third Places in Soph Of Offices Competition yE hundred and twelve Fordham Athletes, representing nine branches of sport, will Hermes A. Secondari, with a bitter A recommendation that election of ^ be awarded sixty-four major and forty-seven minor letters at the ninth annual Block "F" Dinner in the Hotel Pennsylvania tomorrow night. Further details will be denunciation of pacifism, won first I A.A. officers be cancelled, because of prize in the Sophomore Public Speak- • present conditions, was passed at the found in the sports pages. The sixty-four athletes to receive major insignia are: ing Contest last Friday night in Collins I meeting of the Student Council last Auditorium. William L. Doty was I Thursday afternoon. Acting on this awarded second prize for his speech, recommendation, officials of the Ath "Youth Looks at War," and James J. lletlc Association declared yesterday Lyons, Jr., won third award for his de- 1 that there will be no election of student crial of present day indifference to the I A. A. officers this year. spread and evils of cancer. It had previously been announced by In his talk titled "For Peace on I the Council that petitions for candidacy I would be due this week. As a result of Earth," Secondari held it a "proven I their decision, and the subsequent col- FOOTBALL truth" that "if you wish peace, prepare I lege ruling, all plans for the A.A. elec- (1936) (or war." He pointed out that it was I lion have been dropped—at least for only "from the seed of post war agita- I the present. Francia Mautte, Captain John Lock tion that pacifism has taken root," and Francie Culkln, Manager Vincent Lombardl Amendment Proposed that "patriotism forbids the domina- At the same meeting of the Council, John Druie Phil Marlon Albert Barbartiky George McKnight tion of pacifism." His speech was espe- Ian amendment to the present constitu- cially timely In view of the recent stu- 1 lion was proposed whereby the Presi William Cronin Warren Mulrey I dent of the Council would hereafter be Emll Oul Andrew Palau dent peace demonstrations. I elected by a general ballot of the stu- Joeeph Dulkle Leo Paquln Doty, championing youth In "Youth I dent body. In accordance with the con- Edmund Franco Nathaniel Pierce Looks at War," declared "we'll flght for I stltutlonal provisions, the motion was Albert Gunk* Wilbur Slanton life and home and money and woman, I tabled for one week. Meanwhile, a sys- Richard Healy Joaeph Woltkoakl but we won't flght for some Wall street I tern of selective election has been pro- capitalist." But that "much as we hate Henry Jacuniki Alexander Wojciechowicz war, when it comes to a choice between I posed as an alternative. By such a sys- Michael Kochel |tem, the Council member adjudged to war and Communism, we'll flght; but • be most prominent in extra-curricula we still hate war." I activities would automatically gain the "There Shall Be Light" was the title • post. The relative value of activities of Lyons' indictment of the Ignorance, 1 would be decided by a Council com- BASKETBALL fear and Indifference of the American I mittee. (1936-1937) public, which places obstacles In the Creighton Drury, Captain Robert Haeamlller way of the cure of cancer. "We must Alfonao Delia Pletra, Manager Edward Kamen FRANK MAUTTE pierce the great darkness of cancer John Beala William O'Hara (Continued on page 6) I Fordham Sends John Daley John Welch (Football) Three Delegates Richard Davla McGettrick, '37 to To Conference Preside at Band's | Moderator, Two Members Of Concert Dance Debate Council At Convention Russian Singer, Violinist Will Appear; Large Myles J. McHale, '37, and Willlan BASEBALL Advance Sale jMattlson, '38, with Mr. Martin, S.J., (1938) I Moderator of the Council of Debate, Normand Young, Captain Fred Marcella BUI McGettrick, popular campus fig- represented Ford- ure, and organizer of last fall's football John Metoekle • "i. . ham at the fifth John T. Flynn, Manager rallies, will preside at the Fordham annual Intercol- John Barrle Andrew Palau University Band's legiate Debating Thomaa Brlatow Leonard Proctor Concert-Dance on Conference, Eugene Coyle Robert Reinacher May 7 In Collins which met at Anthony DePhillipi Joieph Woltkoakl Auditorium as Syracuse April 23 William Ladroga George Roblnaon Master of Ceremo- and 24 to discuss nies, it was an- the social and eco- nounced. McQet- nomic problems of triuk was elected New York State. TRACK the moat popular Mattison became (1936-1937) Senior in the re- an outstanding Jamei Rafferty, Captain Arthur Kneen cent poll of the figure of the con- John C. Flynn, Manager George Leary class by the "Ma- vention by au- Calvin Craig William Lynch roon." thoring and car- W. MaUlion, '38 Victor D'Amore Brian McDonOU»h Tickets to the rying to the con- CREIGHTON DRURY concert-dance are | veiitlon floor an amendment to the George Galileo Franoli Slater being sold at so .Vloltat Housing bill now being conald- Michael Hearn (Basketball) fast a rate that w' MoGeltrlok, '37 I ered by the New York State legislature. Captain Ernest Hopf, Director of the | The Committee on Housing met on Band, warns all students who Intend Krlday and vetoed Muttlson'a proposul going, to purchase their tickets before ubolUh the maximum Income "f the supply Is exhausted. | $2000 stipulated In tho bill. On Saturday the Cominittui! on llnua- MINOR LETTERS Russian Artists i iiiB »ul)inltt«d their ruport tn thu con- A "special treat" is In store for vt'iillon for approval. MuttlHon again CRO88 COUNTRY (1938-37)1 Jamei Rafferty, Oantalnj John C. Flynn, Man»ger| Victor the audience since Nicholas Vaatllaff, i uguliiHt the Htlpuluti'd liicomo of D'Amore, Paul Pay, Brian MoDonough, Auguat Paoll,'Rlohard Peteriori, Pranoli known throughout the country (is one I i'imm, "Kor fninllluH such UB thu bill du- of the greatest Interpreters of Russian I »li'»» to hul|)," he duclurwl, "tho iiinount Slater. music, and a native-born Russian him- Mitlroly too IIIKII." Ho moved that self, will sing his own arrangement of 1111 the Volga Boat Song, At his second ap- dullnlttt Incoiuu In. set hut that tlm SWIMMING (1936-37)! Paul Devlin, Captain) William Tldgewell, Manager! Robert I liiiiii'd iidmlnlHtiTliiK th« law Bliould ilu- pearance during the evening's activi- i I'acli Individual rune liy purlodli' Ameno, Robert Callaghan, Jeremiah Deamond, Jamei H«dley, Maloolm Hetwr, War. ties, Vasllleff will wear his native Rus- ''suiiiliiatlini nf tlicit- (liiani'lul niiiill- ron King, Joaeph Kane, Edward MoDermott, Joaeph Qulnrt, Joteph Nannarlello, Wil- sian costume. linn. liam 8chlrmer, Charles Whelan, Jacques Classelln, the second featured Miilllson's luiiciiiliiiiint WIIK adopli'il guest artist, will, In n violin solo, ren- "\ In -IS. der the Meditation of Thais, Gypsy *h'lliili!, l<'(irilhiiiii'n other rcpicHcii- GOLF (1936): Auguat BoysJIan, CapUlni Victor DtlQuerolo, Captain! Daniel Oilman,' Aim, Poam by Plblach, and Rondo- oaprlecloso, by St. Saens, Mr. Oasselln n'lvc. was a uu'iiihi'r or tlit> CommlltiM' Manager; John Corooran, Maloolm H.itur, Jimt'i MoOann, William O'Hara, Leo Tully, |'|i Hiiclul Wi'lfuri). Hi' wan ui'llvt) III tin1 Is the concert maestro of Brno Rap- "'I'lug or a favurahlii ri'pnrt on if- pee'B well known General Motors Or- l|1 uhestm, and one of the most ruinous il illvorcit IIIWH. llu ulmi argui'd inn'- ROTO RIFLE TBAM (1938-37)1 Qui ChliMllo, Oaptalni Arthur Hallow, Manager) • •l-HHflllly IIKIllllHl till! Clllllill II tOf'M lip- violinists In the United States, hi' Child Liilmr Aiiicniliiii'iil. ' Auguit Boyijlin, J«mei Harllhy, John Hugh«i, John Hallwtdtl, Joiiph Manglardl, A Hneolal twenty-four page program /-llvo NHW Yurli Ciilli'Ki'B und William MoQookln, Arthur Mulllgin, Thomai Paglla, Joieph Sohllllng, Is 'bolus especially proum-ed for the l'iilvi-i-Hltlim Hi'iil HIIIIII'IIIM lii I ho nni- ovent by Captain Hupt, who was also '<'. All WITI iilluwi'il ii minimum the originator and cluslgnoi' nf the con- "' Bl)l I'opi'i'HiinlullvoM with mi" viili' TBNNI8 (19S6)i Edward Preiendofer, Oaptalni Martin Whelan, Minagtrl Vlotor Del- oei't-dance iposter now on display ill I'IM'II. Ni-xl your t|m cont'cit-net' will I"1 Ouerolo, Bdward Kuiar. Hmrv Maolelewtkl, Joi.ph Riyn», Raymond Wklih, Keating Hall. ' I ut Albany. PAGE 2 FORDHAM RAM, APRIL 30, 1937

t NOTES from t DEAL1] HALL New York, April 30, 1937 Ramblings HEAVEN DOESN'T MATTER Editor.In-Chief by Charlie Harriett Jr. James A, Donovan The January Issue of the READER'S Business Manager Managing Bailor Edmond J. Teban DIGEST carries an article by Channlng Thomas B. Lotus Pollock entitled, "Heaven Doesn't •ports tdltor Ass't Sports editor John P. Shanley Matter." He has a very funny notion IN WHICH KEEGAN GOES ASTRAY; RUMORS News Board James Dugfsn Donald J. Qormlsy JUBtln McCarthy '38 John McOurty 'II of what heaven Is. In fact, If heaven ARE DENIED; A COMMAND SHAVE; Leo 8. Lonmle '18 had any resemblance to the picture of TYPES NOT "CHARACTERS" Nsws Staff It as drawn by this eminent play- Martin F. Hasslon Gerard Cowove '39 John M. Keavey, 'S9 Jamei J. Lyons, Jr.. 'II •Sdward Onett •»» Richard Breea 'M wright I would Indeed bo very glad to L, D. Faarenhelt,n ,, Jr. William D. Ward. '40 John W. Hayes, '39 agree with him that it did not matter. Jim Keegan has been late for the first Psych class but once since September ... But he has good cause to remember the day, . , . Seniors were summoned Sports Staff He tells us that atreets of gold would William W. Love '88 Gabriel Cucolo *8» Edward Lund not be particularly attractive to him. to attend the Mass In honor of St. Ignatius Loyola via a notice on the bulletin Robert A. Johnson William MulllKan '39 Francis Shelley '38 Joseph T. Hartman. '3D Myles J. McHale Thomas McLaushlln '31 The Nirvana of the Buddhists repels board.... Jim failed to note it, came to school late and waited in the Cafeteria W. James Barnwell, '40 James Brady, '40 •uslnsss Staff him. He would rather a place of more until time for the second class . . . when no Seniors showed themselvei he vivid remembrance, "where you could Frauds J. Auletn, Jr., '40 William A. Pflster '38 Robert Johnston '39 asked Bill Meuser of the Cafeteria where they were.. . . Bill told him that the look at the stars and the aea with ten Robert Stanford, '40 CiuHtnv KvuUlen, '40 Seniors were at Mass . . , but didn't mention the Masa was In the Chapel.. Circulation Manager Art Contributors Reference Manager timea the thrill they gave you on Oaorce W. Fuller Warren King '38 Daniel J. Brannlian earth." He would rather have his Aunt So Jim traveled down to the Church of St. Ignatius Loyola at 84th St. and Donald Gormley Jane, with her neuritis and little hu- Park Ave... . Missing not only the first two classes but alao the third..., John man fallings, than as a disembodied Holian of the fifth floor cell block of Dealy Hall worked In an asylum liit Photography editors Rsference Staff Circulation Staff spirit. Some of the disagreeable people Charles McNultr Jamas A, Ormsby John Needham summer ... we wonder. . . , Dick Breen reports that the "Boyer Meeti Girl" Robert F. Enrifht 'Is he knows are quite sure of going to John J. O'Connor '19 heaven. Their preaence wouldn't help tag line used to advertise the film, "History la Made at Night," originated a ntllln —4 tunlntlu HtMi. lr»» OlMwrr ttt H•i» it titin SIMnH u much. He tells ua that he has never PatlliM WMtlr, UnlMnlK, FirSlHB KM* IM TNIr< An.., ~Niw Vfct. SI.OI S ukurK- week ago in a bull session held in the Rec Room, . . . W. W., please note. n " - •• - —"•- I, IMS, il tin PHII OSMe el Hn Vwt, N. V. loat a loved one, because they still live .,. The lateat rumors are that Dr, Yanowski of the Chem Dept. la a "G" Man and with him In his memory which pre- it ia that ooUoti ot thia paper to present news and other feature* of interest to that George O'Brien, cinecowboy, Is a Fordham grad. . . , Let's look at the Fordham men, and in to doing to uphold the beat tradition* of Fordham and of serves them at their best. They live for this prett him still—as an inspiration to better record! ... Tom Tollner blushed charmingly when we greeted him aa he played and nobler deeds. porter for a charming Marymount lass through Grand Central Station. The trouble with this eminent lltera- teur is that he lacks Imagination. He Harvey O'Connell appeared at the Westchester Dance last Friday minus ing need for an intelligent application takes things too literally. If he had half the imagination of the primitive his month's growth of moustache . . . which Is news of itself. . . . But the story On The A.A. of Catholic principles to everyday life. American Indian, he would have a behind the new and cleanshaven Harvey is ... he called for his lady friend Lectures before Holy Name Societies much better idea of what heaven was who refused to go if he didn't shave .. . and he had to use her father's razor to like—and it might matter to him. attend the dunce. . . . Oh, for the West, where men are men and women like The Student Council neatly strad- and similar groups are of immeasurable In the April isBue of the same beards.... By way of mention, the Westchester Club affair was an outstanding dled the issue last Thursday when importance at the present time. The READER'S DIGEST there Is an article, condensed from SCIENTIFIC AMERI- success ... no one wanted to go home. . . . Much credit to the Committee they decided to abolish election of attitude of the Church on Child Labor CAN, which recounts the investiga- Sight of the evening wus Felix Qangemi's exhibition of "truckin' " which lasted A.A. student officers. By this move, and other issues must be fully explained tions made by French and Italian Com- the night. . . . Senior Instructors remarking that they "must be getting old' missions us to the genuineness of the . , . but not showing it by their keen footwork. . .. Worth seeing, "Swing High, there is a definite end to one situation to the great mass of Catholics who Holy Shroud of Christ, preserved in the Swing Low" . . . with the llnest trumpet work we've heard yet. ... Have you cathedral at Turin. For centuries, hut no remedy advanced for one of make the fatal mistake of accepting heard Duke Ellington play the weird swing tune, "Paradise"? , . . Incidentally Catholics and non-Catholics alike had Fred Weinfurt advises us that the Ruymond Scott Quintet mentioned here last far greater importance. the Church's verdict without deter- held that the figures on this linen week is really u sextette . . . they're still marvelous.. . . John Watson mentions burial cloth were paintings. Photogra- According to the original Consti- mining her reasons. No explanations that Denny Goodman left the Penn last week tor a road tour. .. . And adds thai phy and chemistry have convinced "he probably left town after you 'panned' him last week." ... Oh yeah! ... to non-Catholics can then be forth- these Commissions that the figures are tution, three students and three alumni the direct imprints of a human body, Ralph Vigilante who studied Latin, Greek and Spanish at Fordham is taking should sit on an Athletic Board which coming, to the obvious detriment of made by natural chemical causes. a course In German at Hunter College at night. . . . That's Initiative. . . . Vlnny Uminger is hack . . . his appearance bellelng the seriousness ot his illness.... would decide matters of policy. Under- the Church. "The body which made the Impres- sion on the shroud was evidently that The program with the greatest undergraduate following. . . . The Make Believe neath this Board should be a Student The Lecture Committee is to be con- of a man who had been crucified; all Ballroom run by the popular Martin Block over WNEW. . . . Moon Malllns, the wounds are clearly distinguish- vivacious Junior, claims his life is so regular that this column would not lie Athletic Council, composed of all cap- gratulated on its record for 1936-37. able. . . , The Man on the shroud had interested. . . . One in a million. . . , Left over from Shamrock time. . . . The tains and managers of varsity teams. been scourged and alao wounded about Dept. of Sanitation unit followed our R.O.T.C. group in the St. Patricks Hay the head, as shown by trickles of blood march. By last Thursday's decision, the Inner Meaning and several diatinct punctures on the brow, which a crown of thorns would Council took explicit recognition of explain. There is a wound In the right Jim Donovan, the Editor of The RAM, has written an article which will The heart of Catholic education lies side, such as would be caused by a appear In "America" of May 15 which provea conclusively that the organization the lack of duties which made A.A. behind the Anti-War strikes by students two weeks ago is a Communistic group. in the beautiful Fordham tradition of lance. And the wounds of a great nail, offices the foremost campus sinecures. which pierced both feet at once. From . . . The N. Y. American has asked him to prepare another article for their May Devotions to honor the Mother the Gospels we know that all thia was Sunday supplement. . . . Headline In Herald-Trib. . . . Boy Shot Playing Poll- But at the same time, they have defi- Office. . . . Good old golden schooldays. . . . Sign on bulletin board. . . . "Tht of God. In a very definite way, the done to Christ as the result of excep- nitely deprived the student body of tional circumstances, and it Is hardly Editor reminds Juniors who are members of the staff that articles from them connotations of this tradition are of likely that the Identical series of out- are de rlguer." . . . Sure It shouldn't be . .. de rlgeur? . , . High pressure sales- any future voice in the athletic policies manship by Hugh McGuire, '38, has gained many ada for the Band Concert vital significance. rages was inflicted on anyone else." of the University. It is obvious that it If Channlng Pollock would investi- journal. ... Keep that affair in mind.. .. It's May 7.... Tickets to the Concert A daily teligious demonstration by gate the life nnd deatli of Him who lay and Dance are two Iron men. ... B. A. Rolfe and his orchestra will hold sway. would further the interests of all con- beneath that shroud, he might get a . . . Johnny Blake Is expected to conduct most of the Band numbers. . •. Bill an entire student body is more than Coogan and Ted Fremd sing bass in the Paulists' choir. ... The Sons of Xavitr cerned if undergraduates were permit- truer idea of what heaven really is. In will hold their First Annual Dinner and Reception tomorrow night in the main unique in modern university life. It fact, he might discover that it em- ted to express their opinions on such bodies all those things which have ap- ballroom of the Commodore Hotel. . . . One of the principal speakers will be symbolizes the inner meaning of all Thomas Curran, '19, Minority Leader of the Board of Aldermen... . John Con- matters of extreme importance. pealed to him as worth while on earth. cannon is able to play nine different musical Instruments. . . . Wesley Wallace Catholic education, diametrically op- And the shroud, mute us It is, shouts Let the recent decision of the Coun- this to the world: that If heaven means who writes of goblins and kingdoms has been offered that curae of all good posed to the principles, or lack there- writers, money, for his play idea, "The Royal Faces Flush" by an advertising cil stand for the present. Early next nothing to dimming Pollock, it meant company. . . . Charlie Rlgo remarks that all we need now is a magazine titled of, which underlie non-sectarian train- an awful lot to Jesus Christ, the Sa- Fall there should be an election of viour. "Pursuit of Happiness" then we'll have "Life, Liberty and Pursuit of Happi- ing. The Catholic college gives a ness." . . . Last week some photographers were about Campus taking "typical three students who would have two THE STUDENT COUNSELOR. collegiate types" . . . among those snapped were Joe Garibaldi, Frank McGlynn, specific duties. Not only would they Catholic culture, a realisation that Russell Henry and Myles McHale. ... If our fan mail gets much larger we'll really sit on the Athletic Board but there can be no true scholarship when need a secretary. . . . Why, we've received one whole letter since January ... Graduate to Lecture At from an insurance company telling us how much someone loves us ... but they they would assume active control of the first fact of all human learning is Catholic Action School forgot to mention who that someone was. intra-mural athletics, cooperating with ignored. That there is a God, that we Father Francis X. Fitzgibbon, the Student Counsellor in this respect. are His creatures, these are funda- '26, Secretary of the Confrater- RAMBLINGS' MAN4)F-THE-WEEK The undergraduate hand should not mental. nity of Christian Doctrine nnd Professor of Philosophy at St. Jo- Richard L. Healy, President of Senior Week be totally withdrawn from the A.A. To predicate a Godhead is rather seph's College for Women, will The Student Council's move was ex- soon commence a series of lec- unfashionable and unrealistic today, tures on the "Church's Defense Dick Healy Is one of Senior's most popular ineiii H-rs. cellent as a protest but does not go far Against Modern Dangers" at the Ever friendly, smiling und witty his election to the toward solving the situation. Mere en- The modern university trains man for Spring Session of the Catholic of President of Senior Week met with wide approval. his immediate needs, with little or no Action School at St. John's Uni- Is the story of the out of town boy made good. Twi' forcement of the present Constitution versity, The lectures, five in all, throe last February, bo's a product of Paterson, N. J. would do that, consideration of what lies ahead when are expected to help increase the thrilled spectators while wearing I'aterson HlKh Solla™ his brain no longer reasons, when his enrollment of the Confraternity colors In buskethall, track nnd football. Faviirn Him"* by making it better known to the clothes to which bo adds a collegiate model sports l heart no longer beats, But in prescind- members of the Brooklyn par- MUHIC preferences limn to Hal Kmnp, Huns Morgan Work Well Done ishes, ing the Ultimate, in refusing to see Tommy Dorsey. The outdoor, athletic lypu of girl upi muHl to his critical taste. Illggimt thrill or college o The report of the Lecture Commit- the basic truths of existence, the when liu scored Until touchdown against Franklin i"1 modern university is blindly creating Marshall to make tlie? scorn lili-U. IMniis llnoHt Senior U tee of the Council of Debate appears liver Htugod. Thinks the date will lie June 17. llcl1"''* this week, The record of their activities a mad world in which men with no OBITUARIES touch ami couch sports when he receives sheepskin. '^ timeless criterion can only grope for vorllii iu-tri.-HH, Helen llaycH. Liken I'lrrol Flymi. » during the past six months deserves that linger, "Stardust" and "Night and Day." HUM worked an a lltl*llu™ false idols, Tile HAM, faculty und student body Joi'Hoy roHort for pust three. Hummum where be developed luHiitluble IICKII<* full commendation, Over 67 lectures extend their condolences to Edward W, It is out of the creation of such idols, Huttor I'coitn Ice Cream. Duuli, deah. linvc been delivered thus far and their lluketskl, 'HI), whoHe mother died re- out of the presumption that religion cently, full schedule has not been completed. is an opiate fed by a State to its people, TONIGHT WE DANCE 1 ll k The HAM, faculty und student body Tills year something now appeared In II he form off (iampiiH dances,, ' " ''(| The work of the Council In this that the modern evila of Communism 8| l extend sympathy to William F, llynn, over passt IIssues s wo notii that nearly every Htitilnnl organization bus " "*"."*" ||l. regard dbvetuiU perfectly with the and Fascism have grown, Nor will they '25, whose mother died on April ID, nil llffalrlr. Now comes the Language Club whosii ineiiihui'H, over uc.tlve In ''X (illt'l'Umlnilni'' activities, huve taken upon themselves ththee. IUHIII (if nroiiiulli'K " effort! of Sodality catcchliti through' die, until the world returns to the humble faith in God which some two Tha RAM, faculty und sllidtmt body another dunce, They have Hurry Arnold and IIIH orchestra whose '['''"'u, out the year, In the American scheme extend their eondoloucea to VIto F, uiiliiuii'utK'i'H In the Marble Itooiu of Keating Hull have made a big hit.''''"' '| thousand men will manifest on this Nole, president of Junior Your, whoso urn priced olio fifty for you and ycnirn of the moment, An till'Slur "'''"'.!,„ of Catholicism there loan cvcr-fncrcsis- campus each morning in May, father (Unit oil April 211. wu'i'u sure they'll huve IIH much HUCCOHM IIM the other duiK!ii-|ii'oniolliiK K1'" FORDHAM RAM, APRIL 30, 1937 PAGE 8 I Judges Say "Yes" EASTER IN THE MISSIONS 'Fordham-France' As Frosh Say "No" Donnelly, '16, Speak* At Medical Meeting Editor Attacks To Minimum Wage Dr. Joseph C. Donnelly, '16, re- Red Propaganda cently delivered a paper on "Etiology and Diagnosis of Al- Madigan and Breen Defeat lergic Rhinitis" before the Medi- Belloc Interview Featured Downtown College On cal Society of the State of Penn- sylvania. This paper was later In April Issue Of Industry Topic published in the Pennsylvania Publication Medical Journal, The Freshman Forum continued its Dr. Donnelly Is also very ac- The April issue of "Fordham-France," unbroken siring of wins with a victory tive in retreat work. He waB the the monthly newspaper published by rriday night over a Bophomore team leader of a retreat of one hun- the "Cercle Francais," appeared on the from the Down- dred and twenty-six persons at Malvern during Holy Week. campus this week. town College of The editor. Fordham Univer- Emile Dante Crls- sity. Richard citlello, '37, in an Breen and Frank article entitled Madlgan were the Modern Language "Propaganda — A Forum speakers Means of System- in a negation of Dance Tonight in atically Becloud- t li e minimum ing the Mind," hours and maxi- "Marble Ballroom" fired several inky mum wages pro- broadsides into posal. An Interesting photo showing Father Tom Malone, '25, with a group of his the subtle propa- The affirmative parishioners in the Chinese missions. The youngest of the converts, down In Harry Arnold to Provide ganda which Com- team from the the left hand corner of the snapshot, appears to care little for publicity munism is spread- Downtown Col- In America. Music For Keating ing under the iretn, '40 lege stressed the Terpsichore camouflage of a urgent need for watery liberalism. E. Critcitletlo, -37 siime sort of labor reform in view of 12 Scholarships present conditions in industry. They Nine New Books The Hist Modern Language Club Featured Articles offered a plan of minimum wages and Available to New Dance, sponsored by Fordham's Span- The International Exposition which maximum hours to solve the most ish, French, German and Italian Clubs, will take place in Paris from May to November was the topic of a leading pressing of industry's problems. Select Titles From Recent will be held tonight in Keating Hall The negative agreed that there are September Class article by Gerard Durr, '39. Also fea- certain classes who And subsistence a Library Acquisitions Cafeteria. Music for the occasion will tured was an Interview with Hllaire difficult thing, but asserted staunchly be furnished by Harry Arnold and his Belloc by James M. Somerville, '37, Downtown Division, Phar- President of the French Club. The that the minimum wage proposal would G. K. Chesterton, Maurice Baring, ten-piece orchestra. In no way remedy the existing evils. three hundredth anniversary of Rene macy School, Also Offer Andre Maurois and Dale Carnegie are Guests will be entertained by a pro- Descartes "Discours de La Metholde" They charged theoretical unsoundness, gram of local and professional talent. practical difficulties, and failure when Two Awards among the many prominent authors was the subject of a paper by J. Bauer, once placed in operation. represented In the recent acquisitions George Grainger, '37, accompanied by '38, inquiring into the ultimate effects of the Fordham University Library. Timothy Hartnett, '38, will sing "O Par- of Cartesianism. Unique Debate Twelve scholarships, totaling over (2,000 a year, will be available (or stu- Three non-fiction books on England adiso," the favorite song of Nino Mar- Sophomores who contributed arti- The Thursday meeting of the Forum dents entering the Freshman class of are also featured. tini, "The Toreador Song" (Bizet) and cles were Gregory O'Keefe, who saw the Inauguration of a unique debate Fordhara College in September, 1938. "The Paradoxes of Mr. Pond," a group sketched the history of the London plan. Two debates were held, with tour "Die Fledermaus" (Strauss). The pro- Stock Exchange, and James Warren, The grantB, which continue for four of mystery stories, Is G. K. Chester- fessional troupe, Coro d'ltalia, conduct- speakers on each team. Each speaker years, are for the Bachelor of Arts ton's vehicle. Maurice Baring offers a who naively asks, "Is There Any Rea- was allowed one minute to make his course, only. "note book with commentaries," la- ed by Maestro Bellini, will be a feature son for Studying?" point. A "BS. II" team of Peter Wellen- Four of the scholarships, the Regis beled "Have You Anything to De- of the entertainment. The Editor has anounced that the berger, Donald Menagh, Joseph Foley High, Xavler High, Brooklyn Prep and clare?"- The noted "platform ease" The dance will Innovate the presen- deadline for the May-June issue has and John Emerlch engaged Joseph Fordham Prep awards, are for students trainer, Dale Carnegie, is represented tation of dance programs at campus been set for May 5. Hefferhan, Bernard McMahon, Joseph of the graduating classes of these Insti- by "Five Minute Biographies." dances. An elaborate program will be Casey and Francis Crotty, a picked tutions. They will be awarded In each The three books on England are given to every guest. Bids are priced team from "C," on the topic: "Re- of the schools according to the decision "The Miracle of England," by Andre at $1.50. solved; That School Examinations of the school authorities. Each of these The arrangements committee com- Should Be Abolished." Maurois, "Dusk of Empire," by Wythe grants provides $200 a year toward the Williams, and "a handbook to the prises Arthur Hopkins, '37, J. Harold • •••MlHMDHAM The proposition "Resolved; That tuition of day students. coronation" by Jocelyn Perkins, titled Darby, '37, Joseph Schultz, '37, Paschal American Slang Has Enriched the Eng- In addition to this, eight awards pro- "The Crowning of the Sovereign of Dl Bianco, '37, and John Madigan, '37. Doora Open 11 A. M. 10c to 1 P. M. lish Language," was debated by two viding sums of from $100 to $250 are Great Britain and the Dominions Over- Smoking Allowid other picked teams. Thomas Reilly, open to everyone. Registration for Frl. Thru Mon. April 30, 31, May 1, 2, 3 seas." Alumnus Gains Position "THE OREAT O'MALLEV" with Henry Smith, Gerald McCool and John these exams should be made through The nature of motion pictures is dis- PAT O'BRIEN, SY1IL JASON and Buckley, of "A" and "B," upheld the the Registrar's office in Fordham Col- cussed by Mortimer J. Adler In "Art On City Planning Board HUMPHREY BOGART affirmative of the resolution, while the lege. It consists of presenting certifica- and Prudence: A Study in Practical "HER HUSBAND'S SECRETARY" "D" team of Thomas Reynolds, John tion from the high school principal that with JEAN MUIR and Philosophy." The History of the Rand William J. Clolko, '30, attorney, has BEVERLY ROBERTS Busko, Donato Mirro and John Mat- the student has finished a four year aca- Goldflelds Is related by Adele Lezard received an appointment to the City thews denied the proposition. demic course. Upon approval of his rec- Tuaa. Thru Sun. May 4 to 9 In "The Great Gold Reef," and the prin- Planning Commission of Albany. Mr. "LOVE IS NEWS" with TYRONE A team will be chosen in the near ord, the applicant may then take the cipal events and movements in the his- Clolko, who was graduated from Ford- POWER, LORETTA YOUNG and future to represent the Forum In an en- examinations on July 1 and 2. Candi- DON AMECHE dates will 'be examined In English, tory of the American West are told by ham College and Fordham Law School, alto counter with the freshman team of the Dan Elbert Clark in "The West In will hold the position under the pres- "PENROD AND SAM" College of the City of New York. Latin, Modern Language, Mathematics with BILLY MAUCH and History. American History." ent appointment until 1939. Manhattan Division I KNOW rriS II ITS ONE OP THE SABBST Debaters Defend Fordham College, Manhattan Divi- AN INDIAN AND MOST PEOJUASRPK sion and the School of Business Ad- PIPE, BUT "l EVEB DISCOVERED. ITS ministration, located in the Woolworth V/WVDOYOU MADE OF SANDSTONE, Italian Citizens CALL IT A S AND IT SETS ITS Building, will offer two scholarships NAME BECAUSE- C for students entering those departments of the University in September, 1937. Nardone, '40, Upholds Views The awards will be made to the two Of Immigrants As students receiving the highest average n the competitive examinations to be American held In the Woolworth Building July 2. Two four year scholarships have been The political tendencies of American- made available for entrants to the Col- ized Italians were upheld BB "highly lege of Pharmacy. Each award Is val- ued at about $350 yearly. Selection will ethical and truly American," last Tues- be determined by competitive exninl- day, by Dominic K. Nardone, '40, and nation. Salvatore M. Pino, '38, both foreign [ SMOKING THE BBRIDE -GROOM PIPE WELL, 3UDGE, MV tltMLI STEM born members of the Itnlian Club. I NDAN WAV PIPE AND MMNCI ALfMMTARE Preview Set For WAS EVIDENTLY THE INDIAN WAV A MIGHTY PEACEFUL COMBINATION Opposing them in n debate on the OF BEGINNING A PEACEFUL, TOO. IT SUITS ME TO A'T.' proposition. "Resolved; That Italian Model Drug Store HAPPV UNION citizens In New York City should vote THAT SOES FOR ME A preview of the "model drug store," "TOO. RA. IS'CRIMP as a body for their Italian district lead- CUT'AND THE "R," were Louis Mlccio, '39, and PaB- situated in the basement of the Phar- 'BITE'IS TAKEN I'lml Dl ninnco, '37. macy Building, will be held Tuesday, OUT May 11, for the faculty of the School of The decision which wan awarded Phnrmacy. unanimously to the negative side, was The official opening of the store, iinnounced following an address by which Is a gift of the Alumni Associa- AU'ral THITIHI, '37, President of the tion, Is set for early in June, Club and Clinirmaii of the debute. The JuclgeH wore, Edmund R. Oohr- i*1 11 UK. '38, Harry C. 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"yiMi'lini'iit nf HlHlnry ami Philosophy every 2-oi. tin of Prince Albert "' Munition In Ihi' Koi'dliam Ulllvor- "">' flriuliiiiti. Kclioul. Dr. Miil'li|llu In Subscribe Now! '"' "Mtlinr nf Ilii- ihi'iHi-viiluinu "Ills- '"I'V nf ciirlHilnn I'Muiinllon," I'1"1 iliiulilii imai'lul of llin (lldii Club WIH nlTiir Huvnriil inUHlciil Mdluutluiia Hll"i' Hi" riinuul iii-oimiin, PAGE 4 FORDHAM RAM, APRIL 30, 1937 N. Y. U. AND TEMPLE NINES TO ENGAGE RAMS Rams, Beavers Strong Violet Nine to Face LOOKING Meet May 24 Coffeymen Here Tomorrow

THEM OVER Rain-Soaked Field Postpone Barrig to Meet Atkinson in Thirty-second Renewal of Feud; with Jack Shanley Harris' Mound Duel Temple Tackles Maroon Here Wednesday With Morris Fordham baseball continues on it, City College, never victor over Ford Fordham Infield merry way tomorrow when the thirty. ; For Service Rendered ham in a diamond engagement, mlsse second renewal of the Ram-Violet feud \ Jake Weber, the man who wears funny hats and happens Its big opportunity to break the Jin Works Smoothly unfolds on the homo diamond. Jack to be the best trainer that modern athletics possesses, is going when a muddy Held forced postpone- to come in to his own at the Hotel Pennsylvania tomorrow night. ment of the game to a later date. The In Six Contests Coffey looks for the third successive Yox, the annual Fordham "Block F" Dinner has been set asid nines, however, will meet May 24. win over the McCarthy nine. as a special tribute to Jake, who is celebrating his Silver Jubile C. C. N. Y., with probably the strong- Last year the Maroon took two do- est outfit In its history, was conceded Druse, Marcella, Coyle andclsions from the Helghtsmen, the first on Rose Hill. an even chance to take the Maroon. If we're not mistaken, it was Jim Duggan, editor of theEarly season wins over Princeton Metoskie Play Brilliantly of which was a murderous 21-2 orgy, "Sportshots" column on page 5, who first divulged the fact that which beat Fordham, and N. Y. U.. th For Maroon This time it's more likely that the Im- this was the Maroon masseur's twenty-fifth year at Fordham. Ranis' rival tomorrow, are witnesses proved New Yorks will battle us to a Jim broke the story early last fall and suggested at the time that to the Beavers' strength. close finish. Its record to date is five Fordham supporters like their ball some formal cognizance of the anniversary should be taken. wins against two losses. City College. Mound Duel Loomed players when they come in a certain Jake, it was reported, didn't like the idea at all. He preferred, The highlight of the contest, prob- and the Temple Owls have batted out definite group. After the "Seven Blocks it seemed, to do his celebrating among the baking machines and ably would have been a mound duel be- victories. Fordham of course has sched- ween City's John MorrlB, who lost at of Granite" on the gridiron, and the liniment bottles in the room so familiar to Maroon athletes. But, uled both these squads. Temple visits persuasion has prevailed and tomorrow night one thousand men Rose Hill last year, 4-0, and Fordham's 'Wonder Five" on the basketball court, us on Wednesday. of Fordham will hoist a stein of good fellowship in tribute to John Harris. The letter's varsity record he Maroon has come up with another the real "man behind the scenes" in Rose Hill sports. ilnce his sophomore debut, reveals Atklneon Gets Nod participation in fifteen games, eleven set of impregnable pillars of defense Looking Towards Autumn ictories and one defeat. Further in But this time we turn to the diamond The Violet test pits Ted Atkinson, •estimation shows that he twirled In New York's best, against Johnny Bar- If one were to believe Tim Cohane, Fordham's Director of forces of Jack Coffer and more specif! rlB, fresh from an Impressive bit of Ighty-two Innings. haB given up sev- cally to the inner defense of. these same Athletic Publicity, there will be much lamentation in the stands enty-eight hits, thirty-five bases .on work against Lohlgh. Atkinson owns on the south side of the Polo Grounds on more than one Saturday balls, and lias fanned forty-one. offeynien. the scalps of Columbia, Manhattan and afternoon next fall. Tim sent out a release to metropolitan news- This season, John has beaten St Reading from right to left we have Rutgers. Temple turned htm back In papers soon after the beginning of spring football practice last 'eter's, 7-2; Columbia, 12-1; and Le-Johnny Druze, Freddie Marcella, Mead Philadelphia two weeks ago. month in which he asserted that Fordham, lacking replacements ilgh, 11-0. He hasn't as much stuff on nyle and Johnny Metoskie who form A troupe of well known lettermen for Andy Palau, talented passer, kicker, blocker and field he ball as some of his contemporaries man the New York nine. Leadoff-man general and Joe Dulkie, brilliant defensive fullback, would be nit has hairline control, a great head one of the best defensive infields that Mike Stelmach, center fielder, is fol- lucky to win one major game in the coming season. ind nerveless courage. Harris definite- have performed on Rose Hill. lowed immediately by a former foot- y ranks with the greatest pitchers in ball teammate, the first baseman and There were other stories floating around about how Jim 'ordham history, Chris Mahoney, Tim Druze Smooth Fielder captain, Ed Morshauser, Who leads Crowley was converting tackles into quarterbacks, guards into McNamara, Johnny Dwyer, Johnny In past years the initial sack of Ram the Violets in their now notorious safety men and working himself into a dither in an effort to get Murphy, Bob Cooney and Ken Auer. nines has always been handled adroit Thanksgiving festival. Tony Quintll- eleven men ready for the fall campaign. y but this season offers one of thellan and Arthur (Red) Schoen pack Knickerbocker Ace smoothest artists ever to perform the power in their bat«. Tony catches Last Year'* Forecast Last year, Barris was rated the out- round the bag in Right-handed Johnny the slants of Atkinson and Schoen Of course, it's a common thing to find enthusiasm at a low standing pitcher in New York and, Druze. Most coaches like, and some guards the daisies in left. These men ebb in gridiron circles during these spring sessions. The height with the possible exception of Brunlng' iven demand a southpaw first baseman don't collect letters but Irv Terjesen of Coach Crowley's optimism last year at this time was reached laus of Holy Cross, the best in the in their teams, in order to run off dou- does, in both baseball and basketball. ast. A peculiarity of his style is that ble plays faster but BO far this season He covers the second base sector and when he told a RAM sports scribe that the 1936 eleven might bears down only when the situation Druze has had little difficulty In whis- bats eighth. This first of a home and have a "fighting chance" against Waynesburg. But still, we alls for it. ling the ball down to Becond or over home game series is expected to draw thought that the current gloomy rumors might be worth investi- Fans may still look forward to the o third in order to complete a snappy the largest crowd to date. gation and so we entered Cohane's office in the Gym on Monday ilorrls-lliirns duel on the twenty- double killing, afternoon to learn a few facts on the situation. ourth. The former, whoso last season's Temple on Warpath ippearance on Hose Hill was marred Marcella, Coylt Click Seated about the room were Crowley, Cohane and Joe It has been said (hat a baseball team With front line pitching the story all ly a collapse of his Infield, will be hoi along the line, the Temple nine comes Zapustas of the Class of 1933, who is rated among Fordham's tered this year this year with the evolves around second base and no natter how you approach It, If the sec- forth on Wednesday with a minor sen- greatest all-around athletes. All three were gazing out at the Knowledge that the Beavers are better sation. Jack Williams, on tap. The quadrangle where a series of intramural Softball contests were litters than the Coffeymen and that nd baseman and shortstop are poor all handlers, then the team as a Owls have nothing but malice in their in progress. he Maroon sluggers, home-run con hearts for a team they have never beat- Coach Crowley found it difficult to generalize on his pigskin ributors on other diamonds, have no whole will be proportionally weak. en. Spindly George Robinson is In prospects at first, but eventually declared that Fordham's eleven arget beyond the huge space of the But with Fred Marcella and Mead chronological line for the assignment, ?ordham outfield. Coyle covering the territory approb- but with Vlllanova threatening us on next fall would be a far different type of machine from any he With their slight pitching advantage ating the keystone sack, Maroon fans the following Saturday, the pitchers has had here in the past. ml their airtight Infield pitted against an rest assured that few balls will may be juggled to fit the situation. Gridiron New Deal :. C. N. Y.'s batting strength, Fordham Iribble through to the outfield. Of the Robbie has the Indian sign on Tem- "From what I've been able to tell," he said, "we should have 111 have to be at the top of their all- uo, Coyle, who has the more difficult ple If past performances have any round game if they are to keep their position to fill, has committed two mls- bearing on the case. George Is remem- a greater emphasis on attack next season—our backfield should rch of triumph, bridging thirty-seven lnys in the first six games. Marcella bered for his startllngly speedy Bluii- be much faster than what I've had." ears, intact against City. as yet to make an error. out of the Philadelphia contingent In Cohane introduced the unpleasant side of things at this Metoekie at Third One lone single off his blazing point. "Yeah, Jim," he said, "but you're going to miss Palau Handball Tournament Over at the far corner, Johnny Me- heaves sent Temple home in sad condi- and Dulkie—how can they be replaced?" oskle has been turning in one fineper - tion. Whatever the choice, Pep Young's Crowley nodded significantly. "They'll be mighty hard to Finishes Second Round oi-mance after another. Forced to han- men may well expect neat hurling. replace," he said. 'Thats the whole trouble—the backfield is a The second round of the Intramural lle hot line drives from the enemy problem. I've got the numbers, but nothing's definite yet. Take :lubs, Metoskie also has two mlscues The twice attempted meeting with Hearn and Granski, for instance. They've both looked good in andball Tournament emerged from hulked up aealnst him for a half St. John's of Brooklyn may materialize practice and as left-handed forward passers, they should add he shattered hopes and illusions of lozen contests. If the gradual improve- on May 11. But don't bet on It. Both lome thirty-two potential champs last squads are willing but the weather- a great deal to our aerial attack. But," he continued, "there's eek, with but eight teams still in the nent he has shown so far this season Gurske, Woitkoski, Lock, McKnight and some of those fresh- continues in the remaining games, Me- man thinks otherwise to date. unnlng for top honors. The favorites, oskle may rate as the most Important men. Baseball doesn't help me out any either—with five of those cMahon and Altomare, last year's :og In the Ram machine. men playing on Jack Coffey's team." hamplons, strengthened their bid for That old Jupe Pluvlus is on a snrins his year's crown by trouncing the When it comes to wielding the wll- mpage is fairly evident from a glanre ow, these lads have done surprisingly the Ham diamond season to (latf. The Seven Men Up Front 1 Fal)lo and Meenagn combine 21-4, ro0 Avoiding any figures of speech involving mention of granite, -0. for ii quartet that were supposed The postponement of the City B« The Murphy and Lantler team o merely take a stroll to the batter's arks the fourth occasion this ye»r we asked Jim about the line prospects. rax ami back to tho bench. "Well," he replied, "Druze and Jacunski will be ready at bowed itself formidable opposition for hen the carded contests were not championship bound team when A total of 27 thumps liavo bounced inged, while only five, have boen the ends; Franco and Babartsky at tackles and Wojy at center. hey ran roughshod over the Gerringer iff their hats In six games or approxi- layed. Conch Coffey Is hoping that his The guard assignments are indefinite—we're going to miss nd Sullivan outfit 21-4, 11-0. nately ono blow tor each man per thletes will not suffer from this In- Pierce and Lombardi in there. But on the whole I don't think Time, ictivlty. the line will be too bad. It's the backfield I'm worried about." Again Cohane contributed to the sad side of things when he said in a mournful tone, "Pitt is our first major opponent Runners In Met Intervollegiates Today and they'll have most of that Rose Bowl outfit ready to hurl at US—it's really a shame." Crowley's only reply to this was a long, Foi'dhmn's track team went down Illuming nl this distance for Hiecrown agiilnst distance mon from Mi"1' solemn "Yeah." 'hlhidelphla way last week lint the first, tlnm, Itnffcrty reeled off one of the hiiltiin, N. Y. II., Columbia anil Si. Here the door opened and Ed Kosky, former Notre Dame bout niiiBH of IIIH career, but Deekard, John's. Resides Ihls small task of l»'" lion trip was scarcely a howling Btie- m end stalwart, entered to add to the autumnal spirit of the thing. esB, Tho closest Fordham came to mi Olympic (llstnnce man, WIIK too pow- IIIIIHH, Uufforty Is also schoduled.li' erful for the- Mni'oiin hid mill nprlntcd the nitlo anil then come Imck and 'I11™ Cohane continued, this time in a slightly sanguine vein. "We apturtiig n title, Individually or col- 11 might have a chance against North Carolina," he said, "but as through thn last fifty yards It) his rec- off another half mile—a busy nftern" " eetlvely, wus Jhn Hafforty'B neeomi ord, (ins 1'iinli ciimo IIII'OIIKII with u for anybody. for the rest of them—why even N. Y. U. has a crew of veterans laco In tho 3,000-matar atoeplechiiHo. Heventh place In thin (mine event. Mautte In Sprints coming back." There was a strange gleam in Tim's eyes as he The relay tciniiiH worn no nearer n With till* surprising North Texan mentioned the team from University Heights, so we avoided any rown than thn third plum garnered Krniili Manlte, who hcroloforo "M Touchers copping the crown anil the 1 attempt at a development of that theme. II tho OIIISH II inlln rolay. Tho Fronh PnnlhorH from PlltKhurgli n| Ihelr confined hln sprinting to the grlilii"'' linrtot of Imton-honrorH IIIIIHIIIMI fourlh will IIIHO perform In tho Iron mini l"'1' The Parting Shot Imels, Ihr Miironn (|nnrfe| or D'Amoro, 1 1 1 I tho men for first your IIMUIIH. lienry, Knei'h anil Whiter hint In he con- but In n leHser ilngren than Unf ' '* Crowley and Kosky arose to leave at thin point, and as they Tho diminutive Itaffnrly, In bin HIIIII, tent with Ihlrd Hjidi In tin- Clnsn II rc- MIH work will consist of a 100-ynnl"'"' did, Zapustaa, who hud been silent during the curlier part of linsml Tommy Dnckurd, HIIIII Indiana Iny. Oni'i! IIKIIIII Kuril ham WIIH CIIIIHIIIK a 220-yurri dash, I liner, to a new I'oiin mark for llm 1 1 the conversation, broke in to ask who would bo tho man to boot II I (•inn In n record !1M Hie Ti'xiis Tench- The Maroon will also Im ropres' ""'' the extra points when the season rolled around. ,000-inc.lnr nlaop|ocliiinc, Doelinrd lln- ei'H HOI ti|i a new murk nf II: Ill.il, la I he Held nvdiitH with Al Hurl""1™1 • '•• "Well," said Crowloy, "I haven't thought too much about ihod In 8:21, seven HdcromlH fiiHlcr I him anil Al YVnJclecliinvlcn hmivlng 11"'s ^ that, AB a matter of fact, I'm trying to figure out a dofenso 111! Kmdham 1'Mli'i', Rafforty Defends Crown loon pound shot anil thrnwlim ""' III trailing I lie IIOIIHIIH' lllllTlcllllo ThlH liHiTliniin at UUIHIIIU'H IHIIIIII! Jnvt'lln. These Inils will nlm> thruw in" against the opponents' point-after-touchdown attempts—tho |P Way things look now, I think that's more important." i UIIH now murk, Iliiffnily equalled .Intin Wehur will HCIIII IIIH riinnei'ii out llvn iiiiiind plain, the illHcus, « """ in .Mi'CliiHlwy'H old llm,. (lr II:an.B thill to niniiu'ti! In llio llflli aiiiiinil Mnlrn- thi' Held al Itiiiiilan'H IHIHIKI, .. Jim was smiling as he made that parting statement. It might nil HIOIKI IIH thn 1'iiiin mark for throe liiilltnn liili'i'cnUnKliite Track mid h'lild (Imiiw (Inlllcn and Hill I^yn'1'' "' ' have been a smile of bitterness, but it was more miggestivo of mti'H until llm fly 1 UK (not nt Dnolinril (!IIII1U|)I()II»III|IH Meet, riiprnHenl. the Hams In thn n '"•• nop0 or maybe we're uiulerentimntlng a really gravo situation. niMlinil Ihroimh In llm new mark, Jim ItuuVrly will rioruml IIIH Iwn-mlln lirnail Jump. ^^ tunuitJtFORDHAwM KAMRAM, AFKIAPRIL 30, 1937 PAGE 5 WEBER TO BE FETED ON SILVER JUBILEE Barris Humbles Lehigh, 11-0, Block "F" Dinner Tomorrow As Mates Field Brilliantly SPORT SHOTS By JIM DUOGAN Night at Hotel Pennsylvania

Wohkoski, Metoskie Smash Triples in Twelve Hit Barrase Society That Totals Twenty Bases On many occasions during the past Jake Weber Will Be Honored On Twenty-fifth Anniversary; year Charles "Cheesy" Harnett, Jr., Fr. Gannon, Crowley, Median to Speak By BOB JOHN80N author of the "Ramblings" column, has Those brave and thoughtful fans who Dealy Rams Meet One hundred and twelve letters will brought earmuffs to Fordham Field on Irrelevantly left the social world, poked Ills way into the gym and acquired Swimming Entries be awarded tomorrow night at the Ho- Saturday saw Johnny Barris, unmind- Softball Defeat tel Pennsylvania where the ninth an- ful of wlnd'blasts, curve the Lehigh some choice morsel of sports news Close Wednesday nual Block "F" Dinner will be cele- nine into acoreiesa submission with five about Fordham to score a beat on the brated by an appropriate gathering of hits in seven innlnga. HIB mates un- St. John Seniors, Soph. B.S.A. very capable staff of that department. Fordham athletic heroes past and pres- furled twelve assorted hits for twenty- ent. Not out of any jealous motive, mind ; Eliminations Speeded For three bases under the astonished nose Lead League; Fresh. D. Jake Weber, who is celebrating twen- of Stan Paist. The final count read— you, but just to show him the same : Intramural Meet Triumph 38-11 taste in sauce can be enjoyed by a ty-five years as trainer and track coach Fordham 11, Lehigh 0. On Friday of the college, will be honored by those At they cannonaded the Lehigh gander, I borrowed a soup with fish from whom he assisted to the athletic hurler, the Rams plus Barris showed a The St. John Seniors and Sophomore a very capable fellow whose cousin had heights. Jake, more familiar as muscle balance that will be hard to match. Har- B.S.A. have assumed the lead as the In either passed away or got married and, Prospective entrants in the second massager and flit gun operator, will as- ris's baffling curve was such that the tramural Baseball Tournament swings blithely plunking down four iron men annual Intramural Swimming Meet, to sume the role of raconteur. If a varied infield had the majority of chances. It into its third week. Sophomore B.S.A. be held next Friday afternoon at the and colorful experience as Olympic came through errorless. The few solid led by the heavy hitting of Jerry Des- as If they were four drops of blood from coach and trainer of track heroes Is blows allowed the visitors were taken mond and John Phillips, completely my heart, I entered his domain at the Fordham pool, have until next Wednes- any criterion, Jake should be able to In stride, as the twenty assists show. overwhelmed the Freshmen B.S.D. Reb- Plaza where the Westchester was in day to file their entries with the outdo Dale Carnegie. First Frame, Four Rum els. 20-15. Desmond hit for the circuit swing. coaches In charge of the teams. twice, besides garnering a double and The Very Reverend Robert I. Gan- With Marcella on second, the result This announcement, together with non, S.J., President of the University, of his poke over the second baseman, triple in six times at bat. Phillips drove The affair was packed with Ram the request that all competitors hand in six runs with a homer, a double and will address the gathering 111 his first Ram batsmen perforated the Lehigh de- athletes from every sport and I gazed in their names as soon as possible to appearance nt a Block "F" affair. Fa- fense with three singles for four runs a triple. In the same division Fresh- in admiration at the grace and ease speed up the eliminations, wns made man B.S.C. beat Freshman B.S.A., 14-8. ther Gannon is a well known and much in the first inning. Johnny Metoskle with which they conducted themselves. last week by Johnny Hayes and Vin sought after speaker and should prove poured a single Into center, roamed to The Second Group finds Junior E and There, Michael Hearn surrounded by a Clancy, under whose direction the meet a welcome addition. Jimmy Crowley, the Senior Sluggers tied for the lead- Is being held. With the field in all second on an error out there, wound up bevy indulged in muted conversation. famous as a great halfback and football on third while Marcella was drawing ership with one victory each. The Se- events except the 200-yard relay lim- coach, Is as adept behind the speaker's a throw and beating it to the plate with niors trounced Sophomore F, 15-9. Joseph Dulkle of Lynn, Mass., ex ited to two men from each year, prac- table as he once was behind the Notre the first run. Freshman K Is entrenched in third changed sparkling quips with Vincent tice sessions will be held today, Mon- Dame line. The evening would not be place in the same division by virtue of Andy Palau took a cut that rode the Lombardi and James Lawlor both of day and Wednesday so that Coaches complete without some humor, which its victory over Sophomore F, 2-1, in the Bayrldge sector. On the dance floor Kelly, Markey, Desmond, Schirmer Dick Median, well known baseball and ball into center and landed him on first. one of the beat-played games of the en- and Hetzer may select their fastest Frank Mautte tore off a couple of fast basketball arbiter. Is expected to pro- tire tourney. men. vide in one of his now traditional after The Dealy Rams, winners of the In- yards of Connecticut Peabody. Leary and Molier Return dinner speeches. tramural Football Tourney, met defeat Basketball sent a delegation headed Only two tltleholders from last year's During the course of the evening six for the first time at the hands of the by James Creighton Drury who left meet will return to defend their laurels immediately after the dance for Phila- former Maroon athletic stalwarts will Senior Ravens, 11-10, in a game which in the coming competition. They are be toasted. They are Michael Sweeney, meant the leadership of the division. delphia and the Penn Relays. Joseph George Leary of Sophomore, who will Rickert, an athlete distinguished for '89: William E. Keane, '03; James A. The Rams won both their other games swim the 100-yard backstroke, and Ray Robertson, D.D.S., '05; Captain Alford from the Hitless Wonders and Don- being the only senior ever to be cut Mozzer, also a second year man, again from a team twice in the same day, lent F. Williams of the United States Air oghue Club for the runner-up slot In entered in the diving contest. Force, '13; John A. Gibson, '27, and that division. his smiling presence and James Mc- Padden, the handball ace, explained The events scheduled to be run off Howard M. Gargan, '09. Gargan Is a In Division 5, the Loboes continued the intracacles of his superb game to during the course of the meet are the former Ram football star and coach their winning ways against the Senior John Hayes, Physical Training Instruc- fifty-yard free-style, one hundred-yard who has turned to the Insurance busi- Brewers, 19-0, In a game which was tor. free-style, two twenty-yard free-style, ness. Captain Al Williams was a versa- marked by many extra base blows. Ju- The RAM Staff, past, present and one hundred-yard backstroke, one tile athlete while at Itose Hill and now nior B also conquered the Brewers, future was profusely represented. Two hundred-yard breaststroke and a two has gained recognition as one of the 2C-7, in this division. former sports editors, Tom Lenahan, hundred-yard relay, one team to each premier air aces In the country. Dr. Sophomore B.S.B. showed that they '35, and Arthur Mulligan, '36, and the class. Robertson, who served a term In the will be contenders for the champion- present Incumbent, Jack Shanley, ped- A trophy for the class which garners major leagues, now has a son who ship by convincingly trimming the Ju- dled their terpsichorean wares. does some occasional fly chasing for nior A aggregation, 12-1, with a hard- the highest number of points and in- dividual medals for those finishing in Jack Coffey. Johnny Gibson was one of hitting attack. The Champs tied the Confidence Jake Weber's better known proteges Sophomore B.S.B. team for the Division George Plpgras was pitching against the first three positions will again be awarded by Father Thomas H. Moore, who hurdled to fame 111 the Olympics leadership by whipping the Junior Philadelphia when Connie Mack had and Penn Relays. that slaughter house team and Henry S.J. Points for the various events will Dirty Sox, 12-3. be scored on a 5-3-2-1 basis. Of the one hundred and twelve let- FREDDY MARCELLA In other games during the past week Johnson was taking things easy enjoy- ters to be awarded, sixty-four will be Sophomore B.S.D. rallied In the late ing a hot dog in the bull pen with the The large number of ambitions na- major and forty-eight minor insignia. He then stole second after Metoskie innings to 'beat the Condon All-Stars, other relief hurlers. Suddenly base hits tators from Freshman year who have came smashing off the A's bats and Pip- already signified their intentions of Of the major sports, football leads the scored the second tally. Woitkoaki 9-4, and the Rovers ran roughshod over list with twenty-three awards; baseball walked, Frank Mooney rapped a single the same team, 2714. The Freshman gras was knocked out of the box. Benny competing promise to shake the throne Bengough, the Yankee bull pen catcher, of the Sophomore class, this year's de- Is next with fourteen; eleven trackmen to left, scoring Palau. Woltkoskt stole D outfit registered the highest score and nine members of the basketball of the tourney up-to-date when they motioned to Johnson. fending champions. Among those swim- home on top of Meade Coyle's pop to ming for the Class of '39 and to uphold team complete the list. second. Druze struck for the third out. swamped the Fingerposts, 38-11, In a "Go in there, fellah, and stop 'em" he Besides the- awards to athletes, stu- game which was marked by numerous said giving Henry a pat on the back. the honors which they gained last year Four More will be Flngerhut, Fennelly and Phil- dent officers of the Athletic Associa- circuit drives. Freshman B.S.C. out- Johnson laid down the hot dog and tion and Senior cheer leaders will also The same Druze opened the fourth scoreel the Van Damms, 11-8, to draw started towards the box. Then he lips. paused. be presented with major insignia. with a walk that turned into run five, abreast of Freshman D in Group 8. Coach Joe Farley will act as official Of the minor sports, fourteen let- due to Barrls's two-base blast into busy "Who's up?" he asked. starter. center field. Extra-base driving ac- ters will be awarded in swimming, counted for the next three runs In the "Cochrane, Simmons and Foxx," eleven to the R.O.T.C. Rifle Team, Benny replied. Dr. Walsh Made Yankee eight each to the members of the cross- same frame. Hearn doubled Barris Crowley Coaches! "Cochrane, Simmons and Foxx," country and golf teams, and seven to across, and soon scored. Marcella gasped Henry. "Say, don't anybody Physician Second Time the tennis team. walked and died on Metoskie's lilt to touch that hot-dog—I'll be right back." second. A wild pitch allowed Hearn to First Golf Instructor In score, and then Joe Woitkoski pow- After a recent skull practice to im- Dr. Robert Emmett Walsh, Instruc- Intercollegiates Slated dered the ball to the railing alongside Maroon History prove the base running of his Fresh- tor In surgery in the Fordham Univer- For Randall's Island the Oym for a ground rule three-bag- man team, Vlnny Clnncy was heard to sity School of Medloine from 1913 to say: ger that scored Metoskle. Palnu and Unknown to most Fordhamltes, Jim 1819, has been engaged ns club physi- The sixty-first running of the Inter- Mooney popped and struck out, ending "What's the use of trying to smart cian by the New York Yankees to suc- Crowley lias been coaching Fordham's this gang up on the bases? I guess we'll collegiate Track and Field Champion- the inning. llnksmen since the opening of the golf ceed the late Dr. Edwin A. Spies, nlso ship will be held at Randall's Island just have to overpower the other a Fordham alumnus. Dr. Walsh held The spree ended with three In the campaign. Crowley has long been re- teams." on May 28 and 2!). This marks the first this position many years ago when the Ime since 1903 that the games have sixth. As In the first round Marcella nowned for his football teams, his post- Late Troop scored. Metoskle sent him over the cenam witticisms but little Is known team was fli'Rt organized. been held In New York. plate with a mighty triple to the spot of Jim Crowley, golfer extraordinary, Speaking of the Ramlets, Hnnk lilt earlier by Woitkoskle. Palau and and the first golf-mentor In tlio history Borowy Is the best pitching prospect *^^ Ourirtte fashioned singles. Andy died at of the "game of clubs" nt Rose Hill. Jim Conch Clancy has had In some time second on Woitkoskie's roller to short, Is the only num on the campus to coach and he believes the Jersey speedballer but .lonesy came in when Coylo lilt for will greatly bolster up the pitching two sports and in all probability one of staff of next year's varsity. The Fresh- two bases. the few grid tutors in the nation to man mentor is noticeably worried 1" the next frame Harris was re- merit distinction for Ms accomplish- about "Slugger" Troop who lias not placed by George Aiken. Robinson re- ments as an outdoor swinger. shown to best advantage ns yet. Troop, Qjrankltn St placed Alken In the ninth, gave a sin- The former All-American ace nnd a product of the Keystone State, came Klo away and then Rot going, Htrlklng member of the famous Four Horsemen East with volumes of clippings and no imons "lit the xldo'to and the affair. was lit one time club clinmplon at East slight reputation. Clnncey keeps hop- The box Rcoro: Lansing, Michigan, Crowley'a Michigan ing for warm weather for the "Slug- State gridiron mnchlnos and his per- ger" may be a Into starter. Harry, j ion formances on the greens will long bo Showing Hunt Club M'lUlg, rlHcin. rr 80 0 "Her. ;i ri'lll. 2li 1 II 0 remembered 'by the Kant Luuslng na- I'l'iniH'rh li .. « D 0 tives who are wont to reminisce of Tod AtkliiBon, bespectacled Violet l-ui:anl, a o o .11) 1 B 0 pitching nee, who Is slated to start Hroll, i-i \ it i I'uluil. i'. ... 1 I 0 those happy and memorable dnys when ''noney"•>>., Hi ...:...i an n Wujrlccli'!'.. p. 10 0 Smiling Jim developed his powerful against Kordhnm tomorrow will be Fashions •>li'lmlu». if. . ,'J || o o II 0 I'ranro, e. .. .') I) I) "fl". rf II II II [| n n U'ultkoahl, If. 1 0 0 elevens nnd his soiling skill. hearing down with everything ho has '•'"I. l> a n s olo Mulroy. If. . 0 0 0 Mi.iiiey. rr. . 0 1 0 Crowlcy's putters defeated a combino to win a victory over the Rama, mil n JI id's,Ourahn, rr .. 0 0 0 lu an Interview broadcast over sta- (IrmiNkl, rr. (I 0 0 of Manhattan Collogo Unkamen last Coylo. «». ... a n o tion WNMW before tho University |lru». Hi .. in l n Monday, 7-2, on the Oak Rldgo Links, llimlnTr, Ill Tiickalioo, to annex tliolr second win Itolghtn nlno began their 1937 season, At Dealy Hall llnrrlx. n. .. Alken. of the campaign. Huvorfoi'd was van- Atkinson choito Colunitilii, City Collogn, IthItdhlnsiilil . |i. ..II II quished last week and Vlllanova tlotl Manhattan mid Fordham among tho Tnlnl . .Jill II I'l 11 MO teams from which ho oxpnutod most Mil (I 0 II II II 0 I) 0-- 0 the Rams, 4VHV4. Captain Del Ouei'clo, '»,':„•• trouble, "Hut," ho added, "I'ordluim Is ,-• ' i (i II -I II :i 0 X 11 Pitt O'tlnra, Jack Corcoran, Loo Tally llntrla. Thursday and Friday II „"" '."",'"' *" Jli'lmklc a, I'uluil 2. Miuilipy, tho one team that I'd Illio to bout," "!,lr'i.,Wnllkiukl, Ciiylo. and Joe Mlklta, promising Soph, liuvo «'H'>i;> till, (illvr. Mirri'lln, llurrli, llniri. Mi'll- Atkinson was tho mimbor mm chuck- u •'-. "»!•• Thrai.il IIIIK Wnllkinkl, Ml iiikln. boon playing coinpotont golf and Crow- »li11™ I.KI.« l',|,ii, wullkinkl, Mclmkli', Lull n Imnoa ley In Ills now role. Is ploiisoil with their or for the Violets last your, to, but ,„,'".'»»"" I, 1.1'liltli II. Ih.ul/lr |,!U. I'ovlii, IIIIITOIIII 1 ,.",""• "'""'k mil Hr Hiirrl" 1. Alkni I, llnliln- efforts. Jim, howovm , doo» not Printline Inellfjlblllty rules kept him out uf tho ;' I'IIIHI II. |IUBI'< mi hall, lilt llalrla II. I'llil " 1111 '>' lillflii't Hi I'nl.t iwiilrlwlimvlnil. Wllil IIIUIIM mi undofoatod BOIISOM, Poi'dlium ehulias, . '.'"w '.t. ruHBt'it lutll l.iifiini. HUH ofT llnti-h n In ' IIIIIIIIM. Alkni o In |, Km,ina,m I In 1, PACE 6 FORDHAM RAM, APRIL 30, 1937 School of Social Expert Lectures Bailey, '26, Directs Human "Guinea Pigs" Offer Service Gets Fund School Of Music On Tunnel Safet Lives to Fordham Research As director of the Master School of Music, W. Kenneth Bai- Student Loans Afforded By ley, '26, will provide the Catholic Harold Seagrave Discus8e§ "Human guinea pigs" have offered Ward, youthful California!), wrote from Elizabeth Cady Summer School of America at Gag Detectors At their bodies for experiment in the Held liurbank to say that he had been badly Memorial Cliff Haven with some outstand- of counter shock revivification to Pro- scarred In an accident and felt that a ing artists for the music teaching Physics Clnb fessor William T. McNlff and Dr. Leon- few more shocks wouldn't mean nuirii course. Alberto Jonas, renowned ard J. Plccoli, science professors of to him, if the scientists wanted a real Tho creation of Elizabeth duly .Me- piano virtuoso and teacher, will Harold J. Seagrave of the Mines Ap Fordham University, who have gained healthy specimen for experimental pin-, morial Fund, a loan fund for the slu- head the piano department of the a fair degree of success In reviving ani- poses. "Many letters of a similar na- ilentB of the School of Social Service, school. Besides giving private les- pllanco Co., addressed the Physic; ture," I'rof. McNiff said, "hnvo been wns announced recently by Fr. Edward mals dead of electric shock. A fifty-two sons, he will conduct a special Club, last Wednesday, on the subjec year old Italian, father of two daugh- received by my associate and myself, S, Poutlilor, S.J., Demi of tho school. course In the technique of piano The fund, which Is expected to bo ma of carbon monoxide prohlems in ve- ters, and a twenty-one year old Cali- and they come not only from many sec' teaching, both elcmnetary and ad- hicular tunnels. Mr. Seagrave is th tlmis of the United States, bin from terlally Increased In Inter years, wns vanced. founded on the first nnnlvcranry of the father of Harold J. Seagrave, Prep '36 Uurope as well." dontli of Elizabeth Cady. Marie Von Essen, contralto, Most deaths resulting from low volt- formerly of the Berlin and Metro- The primary problem that faced th age electric shocks, medical authorities Miss Cndy, for many years Identi- engineers In planning tho first vehicu fied with social work in New York, wns politan opera associations, Alex- bold, may be attributed to a condition under McDermott, prominent lar tunnel and all subsequent ones wa In which the heart muscle fibres are one of the pioneers in the establish- thi\t of carbon monoxide determina- ment of tho Emergency Home Relief young lyric tenor, and Carl working but not coordinated in the Bureau. Bloom, well • known composer, tion. This gas Is exceedingly danger- steady rhythm necessary to produce have also been engaged by Mr. ous. Very few parts of it in ten thoit circulation. Slid had been n student at the Ford- Bailey. The Plus X School of Lit- ham University School of Social Ser- sand may bring about asphyxiation Anlmali Revived urgical Music will continue its "The Great War proved the starting "Using this as a basis," the Fordhain vice and for two yenrs, In 1932 and '33, courses. A special building has served as a member of tho faculty as point for the engineers In attacking scientists say, "we sent a counter been set aside for the use of. re- this problem," said Mr. Seagrave. "The shock of ordinary 60 cycle alternating Instructor lii Modern Social Problems, ligious taking the courses. Child Labor and Home Rolief Pro- government experienced difficulty due current through the hearts of animals grams. to carbon monoxide in the gun turrets apparently dead of electric shock and The fund Is baaed on a recent check of the big battleships. In combatting I In most cases the flbrlllating heart received by Fr. Pouthlcr for $350. with gas masks they developed a chem- muscles were restored to normal ac- Fordham Enters ical, Hopcalite, which catylizes the Dr. L. Plccoli tivity." union of oxygen with the poisonous If this experiment should happen to SECONDARI WINS turn out successfully on human belnss, English Mystery gas without the application of outside fornla hotel employee are two of the SPEAKING CONTEST heat." Applying this chemical to re- an Interesting point of law would lie several persons to volunteer their lives involved. If a man legally executed At Philadelphia corders and thermocouples, he contin to the progress of science. (Continued from page 1) lied, instruments have been devised could be restored to life, would the with the light of knowledge," lie as- "Our experiments have been con- state be justified in demanding a sec- which can detect one part of carbon ducted entirely with animals as sub- sorted. A mystery play, "The Ghost of Jerry ond execution? monoxide In one million. jects," said Prof. McNiff and Dr. Piccoli, Must "Die" Again William T. llogan found that the sit Bundler," by W. W. Jacobs and Charle down "strikes at the very roots of de- Such machines as these are placed at "and we believe It will be possible to Dean I. M. Wilkinson, of the Fordham Rock, will be the Fordham entry in tin eventually find a means of reviving University Law School, has said there mocracy," speaking on "How Wrong rarlous vantage points throughout the human victims of accidental electrocu- Are the 'Sltdownors?'" Frank J. Mur- Annual Jesuit Intercollegiate One-Ac :unnel sections. Recordings are sent would be no legal complications what- phy affirmed In "Coordinate or Subor- Piny Contest to bo held on May 5 In ion, who suffer only apparent, or bet- soever. "The sentence of the court to the central distributing board where ter, clinical death. However, right now dinate?" that "the Supreme Court will Philadelphia. ventilation fans are controlled. By must be carried out," he said, "and If change from a coordinate to a subordi- we are not quite ready for it." Profes- a man was revived he would have to The mystery, co-written by the au- means of these detectors, the concen- sor McNiff teaches In the College be executed a second time." nate position" it the pending Roosevelt tration of the poisonous gas Is never scheme Is passed. thors of "The Monkey's Paw," anothei hysics Department. Dr. Piccoli is However, Prof. McNiff pointed out famous mystery play, Is a great favor allowed to exceed two and one half Professor of Materla Medlca at the the utter futility of any method, known John ,M. Keavey. In "Play Out the parts In ten thousand. Hand," declared Hint "since Commu- te with English audiences. It was one College of Pharmacy. or unknown, designed to revive victims nism and Fascism arc diametrically op- of the most prominent shows In th Attillo Roccatagllata, who lives In of the electric chair. "Here," he said, posite to our government, we should •eportoire of Cyril Maude and Com- Milan, Italy, read of the experiments "the damage to the brain and nervous not worry about the danger these are pany und marked the debut ot Frank Business Forum of these scientists In an Italian news- system Is so severe as to preclude any supposed to present," and therefore we ilmore, present head of Equity. To Hold Banquet paper and immediately offered his possibility of the victims being re- should "play out tho hand" nnd "give John I. McGiver, '37, and Ralph A body, "If all expenses are paid." Eddie vived." this country a chance to grow up." lelieon, '1)7. prize winners in the rece-n Frank It. Geroty, Jr., speaking on "A Next Wednesday Mitchell, '37, on "Virgin Most Power- Varsity One-Act Play Contest, will play ful"; John G. Carotin, '38, on "Queen Lesson from Our Times," offered the important parts. McGiver will portray Students to Give hope that the horrible example nf Spain of All Saints"; and William H. Coogan, the part of Hirst and deLcon will char- '37, on "Mother of Good Counsel." would be a valuable lesson for the pres- icterize Malcolm. Theodore J. Fremd 200 Members Expected To ent day In America. Joseph C. Matero, Seventeen Talks The program each day will be com- 3S, will play the part of Penefore and Attend Festivities posed of the singing of the "Memo- In his talk on "The State ot the Human William C. Mattison will portray Family," found that civilizations varied rare," followed by the talk and con- Soniers. Donald Wilson, '39, as Leek At Hotel Taft At May Devotions cluded with the hymn "Reglna Coeli." In keeping with n variance In family Hermes Secondarl, "iO, as Beldon, and standards. Paul 10. Gordon asserted, All students are requested to partici- Harold E. Spllle, '37, as George, com The Business Forum will bring to a pate. "We rejoice In the Wagner labor rela- plete the cast. Traditional Ceremonies To tions bill, but the light of labor Is only :Iose Its activities for the current half won," In a speech on "Red Lights St. Peter's College of Jersey City, school year next Wednesday, May 5, Begin Monday In Loyola of Baltimore, Georgetown of O'Kecfe Elected or Green Lights for Labor?" finding hen the Second Annual Banquet will cause for jubilation In the fact that at Washington and St. Joseph's College Quadrangle To Catholic Post least labor no longer Is considered "a :>f Philadelphia will compete against lie held at the Village Room of the Ho bargain counter commodity." Fordhain in the contest. The Fordham tel Taft, 7th Avenue and 50th Street. May Devotions for 1937 will begin Paul T. O'Keefe, '19, attorney and Chester W. Evans queried, "Why Not [ilay will be directed by Father William The evening's festivities will begin Monday at the Blessed Virgin Shrine In president of the Fordham University Cooperatives?" sketching n brief his- . Storek. S.J., Moderator of the Mimes he quadrangle and will continue Alumni Assn., was recently elected and Mummers, promptly at 7 P. M. Some 200 members to the board of governors of the Cen- tory of cooperatives and outlining the .re expected to attend. hroughout the month with addresses system, proving cooperatives "the best >y members of the Immaculate Con- tre Association for Catholics. Some way to bring about soclul justice." Mar- Sophomore Class in the capacity of Francis J. Culkln, '37, 1(138 football cptlon Sodality. This tradition origi- of the others appointed at the same tin F. Sullivan took the startling propo- Chairman, Introduced each speaker. nanager, will preside as toastmaster. nated in 1889 by Fr. James P. Fagan, time by Chairman John S. Young were sition, "College Is a Waste of Time!" Silver cups were awarded the three win intertainnient will be furnished by the S.J.. and the Pnrthenlnn Sodality, James B. Dyer, former NRA admin- for his target and effectively riddled it. ners. The judges were James M. O'Neill, nenibers themselves and will include which still exists for resident students. istrator, and Francis J. Qullllnan, the 1 leveral imitations by Raymond Moz- William J. Smollen, In u speech labeled Head of the Department of Speech a Joseph V. Best, '37, Prefect of the son-in-law of the Hon. Alfred E. Smith. "We or They?" declared "democracy, Brooklyn College, Thomas A. Rellly, :er. '39, third string end on last fall's ootball team. Senior Sodality, will give the first talk fascism and communism cannot exist Registrar of Fordham College, am m the "Virgin Most Faithful." He Is to side by side; it is We or They." Ralph W. Wnrdlaw, Instructor In Pub- The Business Forum chose their of- te followed by Myles J. McHale, '37. "FOR SPORTSWEAR" John W. Outlirie, President of the lic Speaking at City College. leers for next year at a meeting •peaking on "Help of Christians"; Ed- Vednetwlay. The results of the elec- vard B. McGinty, '38, on "Comforter DORSAM'S lons will not, however, be made public >f tho Afflicted"; John C. Madlgnn, '37, I'OI.O Mil Id's WINIHIHKAKKIIK ntil the night of the banquet. George n "Mirror of Justice"; William W. NI,.W:K8 NWKATKHS Malhafer, '37, is serving as chair- iOvr, '38. on "Scut of Wisdom"; Fran- S<medium of his marriage preparation course. allied part in Ctiital-Labor disputes, The twenty-five co-eds enrolled are learning (1) how to repair waffle Irons, The rebuttal w the Fordham team Lectures Bellarmine Group Believe electric toasters, electric hair-curling devices, washing machines and other demand definite plans tor the enforce- On Relation Between household appliances. With the $5,000 worth of equipment contributed by manu- ment of the legl jlatlon if It should be all Smoking Tobacco facturers, Prof. Murdock is able to teach the young ladles how to assemble as passed. The Wei Point men retorted Two Fields bitei the Tonga* well at repair appliances. When questioned about this startling course the that the success] f similar plans In indomitable Professor said: "A young wife will be better able to use modern foreign nations h paved the way for appliances If she knows what's In them and how they do the job," and, "if any- Intelligent leglslsj on In this country. Fr. James A. Calilll, S.J., addressed thing goes wrong with an appliance at the breakfast table one of my students At the concliis| u of the debate, at [he Bellarmine Academy, which is a will be able to fix it in a jiffy." which James A. onovan, '37, Editor study group of Fordham College pro- After careful consideration we have arrived at the conclusion that there Is The RAM. ac as Chairman. Dr. f e s s o r s, at its quite obviously something lacking in the good Professor's "Seventh Heaven" Robert Connery, $ hool of Government monthly meeting ... for It does seem rather hopeless to teach the good co-eds the elements of at Columbia Uni rsity, rendered the last Thursday on repair work when few, if any, of them can even cook . . . but then, perhaps, decision in favor f Fordham. the subject of someone will be good enough to complete this preparation by offering college "Philosophy in men an easy course in cooking. Relation to Liter- Delegates Attend ature." "Tit mill thai Homco wooed fair Juliet on a balcony 'cause he thought it Fr. Cahill point- good psychology; today, they make (owe on a balcony, not because of the tender- ed out that "al- ness of it all, but just because it coats forty cents to sit doicnstulrs!! Liter ry Meeting though most peo- ple think they are ON YONDER CAMPUS distinct, there is The chain letter disease has broken out again in the form of a necktie ex- Fordham R ^presented At yet a definite rela- UgMMrttfiurMrtMttlMtProcMS- change at Oberlln College. Campus rumor has It that the girls are thinking ollegiate tion between phil- Afiac Prmtrts TonfM lite of starting a silk stocking clmiii. With a run of luck, some hose-hoper-for will Interc osophy and litera- get 27 pairs. . . . When lessons, meetings, plays nml outside activities pile up Con: erence ture." By practical Fr. Cahill, S.J. ONGUE BITE is the bane of on the calendars of the girls at Stephen's College, the president calls a "Stop illustration he Tpipe smokers. We guarantee Day," twenty-four hours during which students can tlo as they please. ., . Ride- Fordham Unlvc|: slty joined with 27 showed that those who had studied that Edgeworth will not bite the thumbers at the University of Colorado will have to curb their technique. The other colleges ii an; Intercollegiate scholastic philosophy, "the philosophy tongue. chief of police had promised a ticket to anyone who thumbs from the street Horary Confereiji e held at Princeton of common sense," can the better crit- The use of the finest Burley to- instead of the curbing. ... A campus bank at liutgers University makes small University on Ap1 23 and 24 for the icize a work of literature. baccos will not prevent tongue bite. loans to students at about one-third the legal rate of interest. It is run by purpose of provl ng a basis for the During the last century, he declared, It's the processing that does it. As undergraduates In the money and bunklng-course for practical experience. . . . exchange of un rgraduate literary subjectivism Invaded the realm of crit- every tobacco expert knows, pipe Fourteen students of Oklahoma Agricultural College will take a Caribbean thought and m hod. Representing icism, and the lack of a "norm or stand- tobacco can be rushed through the cruise this Summer and in turn will receive six hours of college credit for it, Fordham were Ra( mond J. Ripple, '37, ard In philosophy was transferred to plant and save big sums of money. all because they are going to study life in the tropics ... to which we might Editor of the Forham Monthly; Rob- art criticism," which was "absurd," It is pipe tobacco, but it is not add: It's nice work If you can get It! ert E. Doerr, '31 and William de R. since there was "no objective norm to Edgeworth. Taaffe, '38, who I Editor-Elect of the decide definitely," Our method is Process-Aging— Of recent date we are In receipt of some critlclim all of which Intimated 1938 Maroon. a process as vital as the aging of old By quoting many modern critics, Fr. wines. There are twelve required that this column unreservedly favors the Seniors. Just to shov our impartiality Because of the rge number of col- Jahill proved his point that "it doesn't we submit, in the interest of Freshmen, a verse originating In the "Alabamian." leges represente the Conference steps, each under laboratory control. matter what a man says, but how he It takes 4 to 7 times as long as might A senior stood on the railroad track. made it possible or delegates to ob- says it," so far as present day crit- The train wus coming fast: serve points of ew current in the seem necessary. But in no other way icism is concerned. Critics of today, can we guarantee that Edgeworth The train yot off the railroad track colleges and univ sit It's of the nation. he found, are fur more Interested in And let the senior pass. Delegates were a IO given an oppor- will not bite the tongue. tunity for person contact with lead- 'frills and ornamentation of style," We ask you to try it under our hull with the matter itself. ng American wr ers, many of whom money-back guarantee. If Edge- TO THOSE WHO "FLUNK" lellvered lecture, to the Conference worth bites your tongue, return it A professor at a mid-Western College has taken to marking his examination delegates. Confen ce officials hope to and get your money back. You papers in Physics In the following fashion; those that pass are scented with hold these meeti ;s annually, bellev- Rector's Day On May 13 can't lose. Pttar of roses, while those not far below the necessary grade are sprinkled with ng that they will 'ove of great benefit Declared Class Holiday the odor of hydrogen sulphide. Our correspondent reports that his own papers to collegiate Uteri •y activity. NOTE: There are three kinds ol usually are literally sprinkled with butorlc acid—the vilest of all. Edgeworth tor you to choose from: This system has not been adopted by the Fordham Physics Department. Rector's Day at Fordham University 1—Edgeworth Ri'ady-Rubbed—a Perhaps they turn up their noses at It. But their system of marking flunks with Senior Banquet will be celebrated on Thursday, May cool, Innc-burning tobacco pre- the horrible odor of less than sixty Is extremely effective, as we can vouch. 13. This 13 the feast of St. Robert Bel- ferred by seasoned amokora. 2—Edgeworth Plug Slico—for the SENIOR SARCASM larmine. A holiday has been granted Set FDr Jaeger's the student body In honor of the occa- smoker who Eikca to crumble the (With apologies to the Class of '371 tobacco in ills hands until It's just I) all ye gods, come help us now— sion. right for him. We can't decide which job to take; Chairman R union Reveals 3—Edgoworth Jr.—the samo to- It bnfjles us, we must avow, Plans or Night bacco also Process-Aged, but cut 0 all ye gods, come help us now for a milder, more free-burning Through offers manifold to plow Of ay 17 smoke. And winnow nut the greatest break, 0 all ye gods, come help us now— The annual I) qnot of the Senior "TOP" RADIO VALUE MB We can't decide which job to take, Class will be he l|d at Hans Jaeger's, as B B IS Please accept Plated Collar-Pin JOHN W, HAVES,'3 85th Street and Lexington Avenue, for on y 1(V when yn fiuy Eilgeworth. May 17, at 8 P. W according to an an- Merely spud insi c white wrapjier from noimcement mad< yesterday by John nny tii of Eil Iff WC. rl ilh your name and aililres anil ll)(f tn 1 irus Si Dn>. Co., J. Reardon. Cha man of the Banquet Ue[it. 00, Hichin m , \'a. committee, FOUNDED IN 1841 Reardon also imoitnced that his committee Is con iosed of Oeorge Mai- Imffti]', John Mi Ivor and Alphonse EDGEWORTH"' Delia Pletrn, Fordham University An added (en lire of the dinner, 'proprlntely held on II4'J|[ £afyyette EDGEWORTH- Fordham Road at Third Avenue which Is being Adjoining nronx IJurk • • Now York City the night of the I ird Ethics trimester will ho the sorv! g of special refreslv Here's u mil radio buy—look at .1 few of i|u> ft.i- C'ONDUCTIOD IIY THE JKSUITS incuts from 8 to The full coilrse din Ilireii b" i'lri-|ro>il)'M.iiiilc sjieiilaT, 1 biind mrptiun Pordham College Fordhnm lloud ut $2.50, —Hurt>i>eiiti. nm.itfur mid police t\ilU, iiiitntn.ilic School of Law Wuulwurth Hldg. and Fordhum Road nor will ho piicei volume control—you iiiit'c imttcli lltl* value in ten College of I'linrmnoy Fordham Road Jaeger's, aoco: UK to gourmots, Is at twice (he prke, Tiilk llu- folks into ^.iiln^ .,„ Fordham College, Manhattan Dlv Wool worth Bldg. "an estubllshme famous for good r\XxA «»'(, or gr( one hr yonrsi-lf 011 mir 30 DAY School of Social Hurvlco WooUvorth Hldg. food without fill or furbelows," Mil TRIAL in ym.r m..i homv. Urnduuto School.., .Wool worth Illdg. and Fordham Road WORLD'S LARGEST RADIO SUPPLY HOUSE TouchuiH College. . .Woolworth Illdg. Mid Fordham Road Tlnw (iI>< WI l..il.iy.m- (very Sluilinl 'II.cl Io Vhlt Ui lor Hnlmol of TIIIHIIU'HH Administration Wool worth DUlg, r«diu rvi'vivvra Jiid iini.ilciir f.ulii> ii|uijiiiiint, \'mi 1,111 :mw rORDHAM KB AND OIFT9 $1,60 Hummer Hchool Fordhiim Road "wt\t" your tJ I'. M. Or.i|i In U>i ).n.r u>|>v .

Aim Venters limited at Iliibiiken, Jersey City and Slaten Inland, Un mural told nlliil 'arilliin) unilsroraduili key. lift |i«8v PHI CAI'-\IO(i. "Henna courses ith'lnu credit towards underuritdtmte degrees. umnlDti, ollli Wllh rordham Bill Additional KacllltleH Inv ItoHlduiit Students L. BBHQ Fl CO., INC, UJHOLESFLE RRDIO SERUICE CO.- Ml). Jlwilin—Olub Sotloty Plni, Kiyt, Pavori WltlTIO FOR 1IUM,1OTIN HI'lOCIFY 1)111'AHTMIONT n SIN An, al III II,, Niw Vark Oily 542 I! rordhiiin Rood Bronx. N. Y PAGE 8 FORDHAM RAM, APRIL 30, 1937 Journalists Plan SODALITY HEARS 'Maroon" Patron FR. GEO. MCDONALD Lecture Committee Sets New Deadline Near» Annual Banquet Fr. George McDonald, S.J., Associate Record for Speaking Dates -Seniors or their parents may Editor of the.Queen's Work, addressed become patrons of the 1937 "Ma- Press Club Reveals Detail the Immaculate Conception Sodality roon" by a payment of three dol- Wednesday on the Summer School ol Amendment before the Federated New- lars, according to an announce- The Lecture Committee under its Of Affair Next Friday Catholic Action. This school is spon- man Clubs of the Bronx. John D. Barry ment made yesterday by Martin chairman, Myles J. McHale, '37, has delivered eight discussions on Commit, F. Hesslon, editor o[ the year- Night sored by the magazine each year and surpassed last year's mark of 67 lec- nlsm. Thomas B. Farrelly and Leo S book. has been situated in the cities of Bos- tures by one, with three weeks and Loomle, both Juniors, each gave seven Plans for the annual Press Club ban ton, New York, Milwaukee and New Since the list goes to press about live appearances yet to come. lectures. Three members spoke six Monday, it is necessary that all Orleans. This summer courses will be quet were disclosed yesterday after- Twenty-nine members spoke to Holy times, Kenneth McCarthy and Alfonse names be given to the editor be- given in Buffalo during August. noon by George W. Fuller, '37, Chair- Name societies, Newman Clubs, the Delia Pletra, of Senior, and John fore that date. After Monday, no man of the Committee on Arrange The purpose of the work is to train Retail Druggists Association, Campion Sheehy, '38. Justin A. McCarthy, '38 offers of patronage can be ac- incuts. The Iridlum Room of the St. men and women for leadership along Clubs and the Bronx Rotary Club. Com- was the only member with five ap! cepted. Catholic lines. Towards this end munism was the most popular of the pearances. The remainder or the work At the same time, Hesslon ad- Regis, the Club Bali and El Morocco courses may be had in sociology, po- topics with "The Church and War," was divided evenly among Hie other vised that patronages for those are being considered in the search for litical science, educational psychology Consumer Co-operatives" and "The twenty-one speakers. not In Senior will cost ten dol- a suitable restaurant, according to Mr and journalism. The school is for both Church's Labor Program," following lars. "A shortage of advertising," Fuller. May 7 has been chosen tenta laity and clergy and in the past has in that order. A striking example of he declared, "must be compen- tively as the date of the affair. been attended In largo numbers by the constructive work accomplished IB Dr. L. Piccoli Addresses sated by a patronage list that Donald J. Gormley, '37, who was nuns, priests, college students and a letter received by the chairman from will be larger than usual." "Better Health" Conference hosen Toastmaster at a meeting of business people. the Moderator of a Newman Club. "The the organization Monday afternoon, The faculty is headed by Fr. Daniel lecture influenced the boys so much has forwarded invitations to several A. Lord, S.J., Editor of Queen's Work, that they no longer sit back and let Dr. Leonard J. Piccoli, Professor of Irish Feis Offers Prizes Materla Medlca in the Pharmacy prominent journalists In the New York and Is augmented with members of this the American Student Union run the School, will address the "Better Health For Essay Competition area. Those contacted thus far include magazine and "America," Including Fr. school." Numerous other messages of 'rands P. LeBuffe, S.J., and Pr. John congratulation have also been received Week" Conference which begins Mon- Al Taylor of the "News," Lucius Beebe day at the Bronx County Courthouse. An Irish Feis will be held in the La Farge, S.J. from a wide range of organizations. f the "Herald Tribune," J. Otis Swift Fr. McDonald also announced an nil- Dr. Piccoli has chosen as his topic Sixty-ninth Regiment Armory, Lexing- f the "World-Telegram" and "Cholly" Board of Examiner* ton Avenue and 26th Street, New York omobile trip to Mexico for the purpose "Pharmacy in Its Relation to Public f studying conditions in that country. This year each prospective speaker City, on Sunday, June 6, beginning at Health," a subject on which, in view of >ers. No replies have been received as was examined in Ills chosen subject by his enviable record of teaching and lee. 1 P. M. Prizes of $25 and $10 will be et. a board consisting of Fr. Moore, Stu- turlng at Fordham, he is well qualified. awarded for the two beat essays on Ram Editors Victorious lent Counselor, Mr. Charles Brodertck, any of the following subjects: "Chris- A program of varied entertainment The "Better Health Week" Confer- is being arranged by Thomas Logue, In Child Labor Debate Instructor of Ethics In Senior and Mr. topher Collis, promoter of the Erie Ca- nice Is being held (or the purpose of 37, Secretary or the Club. Taking his Martin, S.J., Moderator of the Council giving the public more adequate and nal"; "Major-General Richard Mont- James A. Donovan, '37, RAM Editor- :ue from tonight's Language Club Df Debate. The efficiency of the group authentic information about general gomery"; and "Commodore Thomas n-Chief, and John P. Shanley, '37, B due greatly to the introduction of a nee, Mr. Logue has contemplated Sports Editor of the college publica- health. MacDonagh, Hero of Lake Champlaln." avlng many artists in native costume his system, according to Mr. Martin. Essays should be about 2,000 words ion, recently defeated Leo Loomle and t the affair. Peasant songs, folk rustin McCarthy, Junior members of Most Active Speaker* and must be mailed to the Rev. Patrick •ALUMNUS MARRIES lances, etc., will be featured. he Council of Debate in a discussion J. Temple, Our Lady of the Rosary McHale, the Chairman, was at the Full details will be revealed next if the Child Labor Amendment before nine time the most active lecturer, Rectory, 7 State St., New York City, Edward R. Amend, '24, married Hath- ilonday afternoon when the group he Holy Name Society of Our Lady of ippearing eleven times. Best of his on or before June 1. ryn M. Qulnlan recently at the Church gain convenes. iood Counsel Church in Manhattan. alks was a review of the Child Labor of St. Philip Neri, In the Bronx.

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