Thursday Non-Prpf It Org. Novembw 6,1986 u. S Postage PAID Volume 68 Bronx, New York Number 25 Permit No. 7608 Security? Fordham University, New York —see centerfold •** CARL Proposes Honor's Dorm by Lynne Viera and Tom DiLenge Leo Daly, director of Campus Ministries, Lisa A proposal to transform Queen's Court Peterson, assistant dean of students for resi- into an honor's dormitory by next September dential life, and David Stuhr, dean of the is in its preliminary stages. College of Business Adminsitration. According to Dean of Students Rev. The committee discussing this particular Denis Moran, S.J., an honor's dormitory proposal is made up of faculty, administrators would give academically serious students an and students involved with residential life. opportunity to live in an environment suitable According to Reedy, Queen's Court is to their needs, while promoting a more condu- being considered as the honor's dorm because cive studying atmosphere in the residence halls of its large lounge suitable for seminars, lec- in general. tures, and other academically-oriented "The aim of the University is to establish community activities. a quieter and more academic atmosphere," Student opinion has not been in favor of Moran said. the honor's dorm proposal. The dean, who said that an honor's dorm Tom Ryan, FC'88, president of the Resi- is long overdue, noted that students will either dence Halls Association, said he did not en- be invited to live in the dormitory based upon vision such a dormitory having a minimum their grade point average or they will be able to grade point average requirement for apply for acceptances. admission. Student complaints concerning the "My original conception was that it inability to.study and sleep because of the would be academic housing for students that noise level in the dormitories contributed to were interested in academics, not an honor's the decision to propose an honor's residential dorm with a minimum GPA requirement," he facility, the dean said. said. "It [an honor's dorm] promotes elitism elitism and does nothing to build up The proposal was originated by the Com- and does nothing to build up community mittee for Academic Residential Life (CARL), among resident students." community among resident students." whose purpose is to find ways to make resi- Ryan, a member of the working commit- dence halls more academic. The members of tee, added that if the dormitory proposal was —Tom Ryan this committee include Moran, Rev. Gerard "academically-oriented dorm" in which any Reedy, S.J., dean of Fordham College, Sister student serious about academics, regardless of Maureen Sullivan, freshman class dean, Rev. continued on page 9 Morning Fire Evacuates Walsh by Matthew Browne situation. Students exited via the stairwells be- Walsh Hall residents were evacuated cause the elevators were shut down in accord- from their apartments at about 2:00 a.m. ance with safety regulations. Monday after a fire was discovered in the gar- "1 think the RA's did an excellent job in bage compactor room on the twelfth floor of terms of organization," she said. According to the dormitory, according to Tom Courtney, Brown, most of the students cooperated with director of security. the evacuation and the building emptied out smoothly. A few people, who did not evacuate Courtney said that there were no injuries the building, however, said they did not hear or major damages reported. According to the fire alarm that was signalled. Brown said Courtney, the source of the lire was garbage that the issue of fire safety was addressed at a left on the floor of the compactor room. He Walsh Hall staff meeting Tuesday night. said the cause of the fire could not be deter- According to Courtney, the security mined but added there was speculation that it office was notified about the fire at 2:10 a. may have been caused by an unextinguished a.m. and immediately contacted the fire de- cigarette. partment. Two fire engines arrived at Walsh "We have no idea how it started," Hall at 2:15 and the fire was extinguished. HANG 10 Courtney said. "Whether in fact something continued on page 9 was put in the compactor room that had a smouldering cigarette in it, 1 don't know." Courtney said that the garbage in the ti 'All I saw was smoke coming out at me, I compactor room is supposed to be thrown down the chute and not left on the floor, in couldn Y see the flames and I didn Y see any which case it is a fire hazard. EDITORS Anna Brown, area coordinator for Walsh point in firing the extinguisher. " Hall, said that the resident assistants were able to evacuate the building very quickly by —Tom Tether Page 7 knocking on doors and alerting students to the 2/THE RAM/Thursday, November 6,1986 CAB GALENDAR

Thursday, November 7 Dark of the Moon, a student and fa- November 6 culty production, plays in Collins CINEVENT§ a PAR Hnmmittes •Auditorium at 8 p.m. Performance tc presents The Gods Must Be Crazy. benefit African Famine Relief Fund. Fine Arts Committee of CAB. is pre- The Fine Arts Committe of CAB. is senting the Jtosehill Art Exhibit. presenting the Rosehill Art Exhibit. Fine Arts Committee TTTTH TtieFine Arts Committee of C.A.B. sors the Fordham Experimental Thea- sponsors the Fordham Experimental tre's Long Clay's Journ y Into Night. Theatre's long Day's Journey Into Night by Eugene O'Neil. I T.O.P. presents Saturday, on Monday, Wednesday, November 12 November Richard Horrow, WAC sponsors Comedy Show November 10 "VIOLENCE & SPORTS" Downtown Comedy Club. Don't forget the College B<5wl is com- Dark of the Moon islpresented at 8 ing on Novembe 17. p.m. in Collins Auditolum. T.O.P., a committee|of C.A.B. pre- sents Saturday Night Live. FOOTBALL—Fordham vs. Pace. Home, 1 p.m. SOCCER—Fordham vs. LI.U. Home, 1 p.m. I Tues lay, The Firre Arts Committee of C.A.B. sponsors the Fordham Experimental Nov( rnber 11 Theatre's production of Long Day's Veteran's )ay Journey Into Night.

-Thursdays- Wednesc ay, November 13 Sunday, November 12 CINEVENTS, a committee of C.A.B., November 9 CINEVENTS, a coVimlttee of C.A.B., " resents Pretty in Pink. FORDHAM CREW- Garden State presents Juliet of the Spirits. The Cultural Affairs Committee of Sprints in Rumson, NJ. SOCCER—Fordham vs. Fairfield, C.A.B. sponsors Romeo and Juliet away 4 p.m. Opera and Dinner at the Allegro- i Adagio Restaurant. Bus leaves M.G.C.at4:30p.m. Use this form to list events in the CAB Calendar

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Date: _ Place Time .Admission Requirements. Of Interest To: • College • CBA • General Public D Grad Students • Members of Fordham University Only DEADLINE: MONDAY at 4 PM Upon completion of this form, please return to: CALENDAR COMMITTEE Campus Center Director's Office THE RAM/Thursday, November 6, 1986/3 Athletic Department Gives $10,500... WFUV Hires WFUV Sports To Travel by l'hil Flourd "There was never any intent that the sta- Assistant GM With the men's basketball season just tion would not broadcast these games," Jen- around the corner, the Athletic Department nings said. "The only question was who would has allocated $10,500 to the WFUV-FM sports pay for it. Now with the money we will be able department, enabling the station to continue to do it. Broadcasting the games is one of the its broadcasts of Fordham basketball games more important things we do." on the road. "From day one no one ever said 'Let's In years past, the station has paid for stick it to FUV," McLaughlin said. "It was a broadcasts of away games with funds raised in question of whether WFUV sports comes un- WFUV's numerous fund-drives. After a care- der WFUV or the athletic department. Both ful review of the station's finances, however, parties felt that the coverage was extremely im- Dr. Ralph Jennings, the station's general man- portant. Growing up I listened to WFUV, and ager, said that he decided the station could not the guys that do it always do an excellent afford to continue the broadcasts. job." "When I came here, no one had looked at who was paying for what," Jennings said. "I did a careful analysis of the station's finances and fund raising and the needs of the station. Essentially, the athletic broadcasts are "From day one no one a service done for the University by WFUV— we perform public relations extensions. It ever said 'Let's stick it seemed to me that we would ask the University to cover a significant part of the broadcasts." toFUVl" According to Jennings, he discussed the issue with Vice President for Student Affairs —Frank McLaughlin Dr. Joseph McGowan. McGowan was unavailable for comment. The allocation ended speculation that the The Ram Club, an alumni athletic boost- sports department would be forced either to er group, contributed $1,500 to go along with raise all of its funds through the private sector the athletic department's allocation. by Amy Sivco tion. or to discontinue broadcasts of away games. WFUV Sports Director Mike McLaugh- Eric Buchter, a former station director of "There are so many different jobs to be While the $10,000 will defray the expense of lin was relieved by the move. WECI, Earlham College, Richmond, Indiana, done. I think that's one of the reasons I was most of the WFUV broadcasts, two trips—to "It is the first year of the new policy up at has been named the new assistant general attracted to it," he said. the Alpha Classic in Hawaii and the Cable Car the station," McLaughlin said. "Self suffi- manager of Fordham's 50,000 watt radio sta- According to Buchter, WFUV has an ad- Classic in San Francisco—will not be aired, ciency is now the norm. Our business was get- ting the budget. I went the corporate route on tion, WFUV. vantage over other college radio stations be- unless sufficient funds are raised from private donations, Jennings said. my own and 1 hoped something would eventu- The position was created to help in divid- cause of its location and its high power. He Both Jennings and Athletic Director ally work out. The athletic department helped ing the duties of General Manager Dr. Ralph said that working on a large-city station in Frank McLaughlin said that there was no in- us out when we needed it. It took some lost Jennings, Buchter said. He added that since comparison to a station with a smaller listen- r tention by either the athletic department or sleep, but we got it and that's the important F ordham plans to put up a new tower to give ing audience is exciting. WFUV to discontinue broadcasts. thing." the antenna more height and since students "The opportunity to work in the number have academic obligations, extra professional one media market in the country is very excit- guidance would be beneficial for the station. ing, very challenging," Buchter said. "The students here are doing quite a bit, Buchter added that the environment at but they can only go so far, and with profes- the station and the response of students has sional assistance and some professional direc- been positive: tion that Doctor Jennings has been providing "Here, there is a real receptiveness to new and [which] I'm going to assist in, there's a lot ideas, and that's real encouraging." more things that we can do," Buchter said. The assistant general manager said that Buchter, an 11-year veteran of the radio his job will focus on direct one-on-one teach- industry, was graduating from Lawrence Uni- ing with students. In addition, he said that he versity with a bachelor's degree in Philosophy, plans to step back and look at the operation as and studied journalism and public affairs at a whole to improve certain areas of the sta- American University. Libyan Ambassador Cites Improvements by Mary O'Neill sert through irrigation. Libya has the highest "The American people are open-minded standard of living in Africa," the ambassador and nice. When presented with the facts they said. can understand." Treiki deflected questions on Libya's This statement came from Dr. Ali Treiki, state-sponsored terrorism by comparing •lie Libyan Ambassador to the United Na- Libyan actions to Americans actions in Latin tions, who spoke at Fordham on Tuesday America. The ambassador said that Libyan afternoon. The facts Dr. Treiki presented support for the Palestinians was identical to covered various topics of Libyan foreign and American support for the "freedom fighters" domestic policy. in Nicaragua. "If the American government "Libya is one of the few non-aligned does not see this," lie said, "then our defini- countries," Treiki stressed, explaining that tions of terrorism arc different." tliis means Libya is not part of the Eastern or Another question raised by the audience Western block, nor part of either military concerned the organization of government in •'lock, namely Warsaw or Nato. Libya. Treiki claimed the government is "di- When asked about domestic policy, rectly elected" by the people. Surprisingly, in 'reiki expounded on improvements Libya answering this question and throughout the '^ts made since their socialist revolution in entire talk, Treiki failed to mention Colonel i%y. Khadaffi. "Our health care is greatly improved, we Iwve one doctor for every eight hundred pco- The lecture, given in the McGinley Center P'c. Education is free from primary through Ballroom, was sponsored by American Age of university levels. Social programs include the Campus Activity Board and the Model housing for every family. Over 40,000 miles of U.N. A reception, where audience members The athletic department's allocation of $10,500 to WFUV will enable the roads have been constructed, and over a could continue their questions to Dr, Treiki, station to broadcast most Rains' road games. million acres have been reclaimed from the de- was given in the Music Room. 4/THE RAM/Thursday, November 6,1986

> 1 ,<<^*^<<5*<4 ><<5* *^ ATTENTION LEGAL EAGLE You are hereby summoned to attend. WEDNESDAY, NOVEMBER 19 = A pre-law panel will convene at Lincoln Center for students considering applying to WHERE? law school The Faculty Lourijfe. Between 3:00- FlND OOT ABOUT Re??esen{atives from the following schools Admission Requirements will be present to answer questions and^ The Admission Process distribute literature: Pace Cardoza The LSAT's Fordham Queens Personal Statements ===== New York University Brooklyn= : Letters of Reference New York Law Touro Financial Aid Western New SetonHall ======_ England College St. John's This ad is now adjourned. Hofstra ~~

Fordham University Campus Ministries present A National College Satellite Retreat A REDISCOVERY OF LIFE given by Anthony De Mello, S. J. Saturday, (But just wh is Tony De Mello, S.J.?) November 15,1986

Student: Is there anything I can do to make myself enlightened? Father De Mello: As little as you can do to make the sun rise in the morning. Student: Then why should I make this retreat you are giving? Father De Mello: To make sure you are not asleep Sign up in Campus Ministries or when the sun begins to rise. call 579-2051. B8S63S**sc**3S3t**^^ THE RAM/Thursday, November 6, i')8t'»/5 Sprinklers Flood Hughes Hall by Klmberly-Marie Colon "When the fire department arrived, they A flood on the third and fourth floors of evacuated the building a second time for fear Hughes Hall last Friday morning forced the of a short-circuit and possible electrocution," evacuation of the building, according to Jim Runfola said. Runfola, FC'87, resident assistant on the fourth floor. According to Thomas Courtney, director of security, fire department officials believe "The flood was four that a match or lighter activated the sprinkler system on the fourth floor. The fire depart- inches deep and water ment located the main valve with the help of structural engineers, and turned it off, Run- seeped through..." fola said, but could not prevent water from i leaking down to the third floor. —Jim Runfola "The flood was four inches deep and I water seeped through the light fixtures and The resident students were taken to the cracks in the wall to the third floor hallway McGinley Center lounge while the fire depart- ! and some rooms," Runfola said. ment looked for the main sprinkler system Runfola said that at about two a.m. the valve. Runfola said after the valve was located i fire alarm sounded and the dormitory was he turned off the fire alarm. The system was I evacuated. He re-entered the building and then checked for damage by the fire depart- ] realized there was no smoke or fire, and resi- ment and found to be safe. The residents were j dents were allowed to return to their rooms. notified and returned to their rooms, Runfola I Helena Prigal, area coordinator for Hughes said. I Hall, and Bill Boia, area coordinator on duty, Allied Cleaning Service vacuumed the jwere notified. Boia contacted Chris Smith, hallway carpets that same morning around six I assistant director of residential life for facili- a.m., Runfola said. Further cleaning was done jties. Runfola said Smith then called the fire by Dan Sheehan, resident assistant on the fifth Idepartment. floor, Runfola said.

4. * ill SURVEY RESULTS The Ram conducted a survey last week to determine the preference of Fordham undergraduates in Tuesday's gubernatorial election. About two percent of the undergraduate population was polled. Surveys and statistics were compiled by Phil u Philliou, FC'90, Tracy McArdle, FC'90, and Tom DiLenge, FC'88. Graphic of Mario Cuomo was drawn by Pat McNamara, FC'90. QUESTION "II •;•'.'•« If you were going to vote Tuesday, who would you vote for as Governor of New York State?

j I Cuomo — 52.5% V-1 V* O'Rourke — 20% Other —27.5% (Undecided, neither candidate, other candidates) Election Results Hughes Hall room 407, which got a bit wet last Friday. Cuomo —65% O'Rourke —31% fj ~/~ >) Whoops Other — 4% ^ <6^ f In last week's issue of The Ram, the arti- cle entitled "Broken Locks Allow Break-in" was inaccurately credited to Jacqueline Hattar. Bill Powers was the reporter and author of the story. Bill, we apologize for the PJM mistake. 6/THE RAM/Thursday, November 6,J.986^

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Twenty years ago the Fordham mascot was a live ram named Ramses XX. In 1966, however, the four year-old ram was dying of pneumonia, but he could not rest in peace as the NYU fraternity Zeta Psi repeatedly stole Fordham *s mascot as a fraternity prank.

individual men and women." Together with the change in attitude, Fourteen of these men and women began there has also been a change of atmosphere. their teaching careers at Fordham in 1966. "The atmosphere was more formal 20 years WELCOME, They have witnessed 20 years of change and 20 ago," said Dr. James Kurtz, who also received years of students. a Bene Merenti award last week. There was a CLR55 OF Robert Hanlon, assistant dean of dress code in 1966. Men were required to wear 7966/ Fordham Law School and recent recipient of jackets and ties and women skirts and blouses. the Bene Merenti medal for 20 years of service "Today the students are more diversi- g/#0OE&) DIRECTLY TO at Fordham, feels that students have changed fied," said Kurtz. "There are more public THE CAMPUS CENTER simultaniously with changes in our world. school students, and there is a wider ethnic "Today's students have grown up in an variety." era of communication," said Hanlon. Twenty years ago the majority of stu- "Everything is instantaneous. Years ago it dents at Fordham were male commuters, but took, three to four minutes to make a long- in the early 60's Thomas More College was distance phone call, and copy machines were created solely for women. According to John so primitive we used carbons." W. Donohue, S.J., the first dean of Thomas Today, satellites and men in space have More, the school was originated to simply become common practices, but in the 1960's make the resources of the Bronx campus avail- students were still in awe of modern able to undergraduate women. Up until then technology. "We don't think in terms of there were no female students on the Rose Hill distance anymore," said Hanlon. "Years ago campus. you would say 'I live seven or nine miles away The first class at Thomas More was dur- from campus;' today, we say '10 minutes by ing the academic year 1964-65. Originally car."1 female students were not allowed to visit male Dean Hanlon, a graduate of both dormitories. In 1966, however, female stu- Fordham college and Fordham law school dents were allowed visiting hours on week- feels that' 'Years ago (before the 60's) students ends. kept a very low profile, and this is coming Eventually, Thomas More gave way to a back now." coeducational Fordham College, but one Probably the main reason tor the gap was aspect still remains. "Thomas More, and Dr. the high degree of activism that was ignited on Irma Jaffe started the Fine Aits Department college campuses throughout the Vietnam on the Bronx campus," said Donohue. War. During the week of March 3, 1966, a Dr. Jaffe, who also received the Bene student viewpoint titled "Students or Merenti medal this year was the chairperson of Soldiers?" was printed in The Ram discussing the Fine Arts Department during its first 11 the controversy of drafting college students. continued on page 9 'The Times They Were A'Changing' And the More Things Change...

inding back the hands of time I where Walsh, and John Mulcahy Halls will stop at the Fordham of 1966—A someday be. And of course, Sesquicentennial W university in transition. Hall and the Villages are nowhere to be found. Entering the main gate from Southern In 1966, Faculty Memorial Hall was the new Boulevard 1 begin my journey around the 1966 building on campus (or off-campus as the case Fordham campus. Keating tower majestically maybe). overlooks Edward's Parade, and the In 1966 Leo McLaughlin, S.J. was McGinley Center is the local hangout, yet the President of the University, The Ramskellar was granted a permit to sell beer, and students were treated to an all-star line-up of concerts including: The Beach Boys, The Animals, COUOHAM Simon and Garfunkel, and The Mamas and The Papas. Twenty years ago the Fordham mascot was a live ram named Ramses XX. In 1966, rocus however, the four year-old ram was dying of pneumonia, but he could not rest in peace as with the NYU fraternity Zeta Psi repeatedly stole Fordham's mascot as a fraternity prank. Nick Katsoris Drifting back to the future we realize that 20 years can make an enormous difference not campus looks incomplete. Barren fields lie only in the physical structure of a university, uhcre the Lombardi Center should be. There but also in the people involved. are no indoor tennis courts, no weight rooms, "The character and tradition of an and no swimming pool, Traveling southward institution like Fordham arc greater than the I puss Hughes and Dealy Halls, two fixtures sum of any of its parts," said University °ii the campus since the 1800's, but once again President Joseph A. O'Hare, S.J. at something is missing. Hughes Hall is not a Fordham's annual Convocation last week. dormitory. It is the original Fordham Prep. "Still, the meaning of Fordham only becomes 1%6's USG officers Like a monopoly game blank spaces dwell real when it is incarnated in the lives of its 8/THE RAM/Thursday, November 6,1986

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muters, said Dean Hanlon. Parking spaces were also restricted on campus. B-lot (the lower-level parking lot near the gate) is only a few years-old. The land was 1966 once occupied by Fordham Hospital, until the University bought the land and turned it into a continued from page 7 parking lot. years. Originally the department was created It is difficult to perceive changes over the for female students, but male students were course of 20 years, but the University is not just as interested, said Jaffe. the same as 20 years ago, and it will not be the "In the early years, Thomas More was same 20 years from now. more than an administrative unit," said Jaffe, "I'm a little bit worried about the future "because classes were together; however, I of education, not only for Fordham, but for think that it is true to say that women were a the college level in general," said Jaffe. "A little more hesitant about answering questions diploma is no longer a warranty of com- in class back then." Today, Dr. Jaffe ex- petence." Dr. Jaffe feels that the necessity of plained, this situation has changed dramati- going to college has broadened education and cally, with equal participation from both male made it less effective. and female students. Change is inevitable in every microcosm. Like the male/female student ratio, the In 1966 Fordham was a university in transi- commuter/resident ratio on campus has bal- tion. In 1986, it is still a university in transi- anced during the past two decades. Due to tion. It is in fact the gradual changes daily mat lack of housing (a problem that Fordham is lead to noticeable changes over time. Where still faced with), the student body was will Fordham be in the year 2006? Only tirne composed of approximately 80 percent com- can tell. I T.O.P.'S Saturday Night

Live will be here next semester. Don't miss it! Oktoberfest '86 Dorm tion is to lock the room behind you. Brown had left their doors unlocked. continued from page I This space contributed as a public service. Another problem during the evacuation, grade point average, could live, then it would according to Kenny, was that a doorknob was be more beneficial to the Fordham residential Fire missing from one of the stairwell exits on the community. He noted that such a dormitory would probably evolve into an honor's dorm continued from page 1 eleventh floor. Students could not open the naturally, since honor students would be more THIS door and were forced to use the exit on the The fire was first noticed by two residents opposite end of the hallway. Kenny said that likely to want to live in an environment that is of the twelfth floor: Tom Kenny, FC'87 and the door did not pose a major problem but conducive to their needs. YEAR Rob Marietta, FC'87. According to Kenny, added that the inability to use that exit could both students were awake in their apartment, have been a more serious impediment if it had which is situated opposite and down the hall PUT been a major fire. The doorknob has since from the compactor room, when Marietta been replaced. smelled smoke. Kenny looked out into the "# is not necessary to Sally Smith, assistant director of resi- ANENDTO hallway to find out where the smell was com- ing from and he saw smoke coming through dential life for staff and student development, have an honor's the vent of the compactor room door. said that she didn't think the fire was set inten- tionally. dorm...It will only cause YOUR Kenny said that he and Marietta told resi- "1 doubt it was deliberate," Smith said. dent assistant Tom Tether, FC'87, about the a social problem. It will smoke and Tether grabbed a fire extinguisher, "It was probably just carelessness." DEADLY intending to put the fire out himself. Smith said, however, that the Office of create a separation of Tether said that when he opened the door Residential Life will investigate the Walsh Hall HABIT. to the compactor room he could not determine fire and find out if there is any possible link to the Fordham residents.'' if the fire was coming directly from the room other incidents, referring to the recent fire in or up from the compactor in the basement. Martyrs' D-House. —Jill Twardy "When I opened the door I couldn't tell "We are certainly trying to find out what what was on fire," Tether said. "All I saw was happened in Walsh but it will be difficult," smoke coming out at me. I couldn't see the she said. "We will try to see if a pattern con- flames and 1 didn't see any point in firing the tinues." Jill Twardy,FC89, who is enrolled in extinguisher." Realizing that he couldn't ex- Courtney pointed out that there were two Fordham's Honors Program, said that if tinguish the fire, Tether pulled the fire alarm. false alarms in Martyrs' Court after 2:00 a.m. Queen's Court is converted into an honor's Kenny said that even though the fire filled November 1 and said that the flood in Hughes dorm, the students residing there will be re- garded as "snobs" or "brains." the twelfth tloor hallway with smoke, it was Hall October 31 at 1:50 a.m. was probably •*.'V less severe than it appeared. caused by someone intentionally setting off "It is not necessary to have an honor's "There was a lot more smoke than there the sprinkler system. The recent fire in Mar- dorm. There are plenty of places to study al- was fire," Kenny said. "There was no big tyrs' D-House was also determined to be a ready," Twardy said. "It will only cause a Great American blaze... It looked a lot worse than it was." deliberate act. He said that he is not sure if the social problem. 11 will create a separation of One major problem involving the evacua- incidents are related to each other or to the the Fordhain residents." Smokeout AMERICAN tion of the building was that students locked Walsh fire but warned of the dangerof such in- Reedy agreed that the honor's dorm will CANCER 11 their doors when they left their rooms and the tentional acts of vandalism. create an "elitist" attitude among students; SOCIETY Nov.20 RA's had a difficult time telling whether there "If in fact it's somebody with a sick sense however, he said that he sees nothing wrong were people in the rooms or not, Brown said. of humor around here trying to get kicks, they with such an attitude, and that the presence of She added that she used a master key to enter are taking an awful risk with people's lives," an "elite" should be thought of as a positive locked rooms in cases where it was uncertain if Courtney said. "Certainly we are going to be development. People were still inside. According to the Stu- watching and I would like to apprehend some- "This is an opportunity, not a stricture," lkiil Handbook, one of the steps for evacua- body doing this sort of thing." the dean said. 10/THE RAM/Thursday, November 6, 1986 AFals

ebster's Unabridged Dictionary defines oxy- Since Newsweek featured Fordham Univenpity, New York moron as "a combination...of contradictory gate in their article, lthoj or incongruous words." The example the dic- this fact, so I sent them * -i% W tionary provides is "cruel kindness." I think another, was quoted in the articl perhaps more appropriate example would be "Fordham interested, so I sent himal Pete Birt^ .'. L&.. Editor-in-Chief Security." been almost a year run Tom Dil^nge .* i. .TK. Executive Editor I'm not talking about guards' failure to check McGowan's response any Last week I saw this As of this writing, that | MattBertron Editpr Plourd Sports Editor Student campus. If Dr. McO Jacqueline Hattar Editbr Coyne Sports Editor Moran, Father O'Hare Matthew Browne Assistant s Editor Idine Peters... News Photography Editor taking any action, theyc LisaLudvik Editor Eastman.. -v^M1- P"010!™ hr Editor glad to identify this man Nick Katsoris Editor Roussey.... Sports Pho hy Editor GunsJ Kimberiy-Marie Colon Editor (' nda Ochoa Advi Manager On September 26, t\» Kditor Manager Aleks Rozens Doufekias. Advei student identification cards upon entering campus. I'm from the campus1 Third; Diane Byrne Editor n Berardo..; nager talking about shootings, knives, break-ins, arson, thefts accompanied by a friend I Drew Mclntosh ¥• Editor Koruda B and direct threats to the lives of resident students. two tried to get into a. Relaxed Security Pete Tosches Sr. Editor ne Cris^ione Subscri night. They were "refusj When I was coming through the Bathgate Avenue Ram of the following • entrance to campus late one night, I noticed the security the campus and left thru guard on duty was sleeping in his booth. A few weeks where the altercation with | later, I noticed that very same guard asleep again. Since place. TtM R«n l» the Unlversity-wlde newspaper of Fordhatn University, serving the campus and the community since 1918. Th* Rtm Is published each Wednesday and distributed free of charge every Thursday during the academic year Correspondence should be addressed to Th* Rtm, Box B, I am a tuition-paying student and a portion of the This incident raises s Fordham University, Bronx, N.Y. 10458. Th* Rim's editorial and business offices are located at the Rose Hill campus In Faculty Memorial Hall, money I pay every semester goes towards this man's of which is why, if the| Rooms 428,429, and 443. The Editorial Office telephone number Is (212) 579-2665,295-0962. Copy Office, 579-2094,2950982. Business and Advertis- ing (212) 579-2062. Th* Rim Is represented nationally for advertising by CASS, American Passage and CMPS. Ad rates are available on request from salary, I felt justified in waking him up. Since suspicion to refuse them i the advertising manager. Ad deadline is Monday at 5 p.m. Lstters-tothe-Edltors are due on Tuesdays, 5 p.m. The opinions expressed In Rim editor- temporarily disturbing his sleep did little to satisfy my not escorted off school g ials are those ol the editorial board; Ihose expressed In columns, letters or graphics are those of the Individual writers or artists. No part of Th* Ram Including text, photos, artwork and ads may be reproduced without the written consent ol the editor. Th* Rtm Is composed on campus at Fordham outrage, I also reported him to the supervisor on duty in "What difference would i Student Print and printed by offset lithography on recycled paper In a union printing plant. the security office. Aside from laughing, he did supervisor on duty at nothing. that there was no guard at j By the time an article on campus security was Prep and "the gate was! published in Newsweek On Campus, I had reported this access to the campus." guard for sleeping on duty on four seperate occasions. impossible to tell the stui A Modest Proposal D An honor's dorm. We would hope that the very sound of it should be enough to make even staunch o elitists think twice about such a socially divisive idea with so many explosive implications. But, apparently it has not. The Administration has strongly suggested the creation of a dormitory that would serve the needs of the more academically-gifted and seriously-minded members of the Fordham undergraduate community. Stu- dents would cither be invited to participate in this "think-tank" or they would be allowed to apply for accept- ance, both based on their grade point average. Such an idea is as impractical as it is pretentious. In calling for the separation of the "smarter" students from the ignorant masses, this proposal would create an intellectual clique, set apart from its peers and viewed by "outsiders" as different and by itself as special. And such a policy could be contagious. Already there is a floor just for students involved in community service and, now, a dorm for honor students. What's next? A residence hall just for athletes? Or maybe a dorm for students with perfect vision? The Administration should be trying to foster social interaction among its diverse student body, rather than erecting invisible, yet very real, barriers between the different groups of students on campus. This segregation, though voluntary, is also a hindrance to personal growth, which depends so much on exposure to different people with different ideas, values, and priorities. As members of a university community we must recognize that our strength often comes from our dif- ference. As members of a Jesuit community, we must remember that our goal is to develop into men and women for others—people who live in and are part of a community and never forget their responsibilities to each other. More significantly, by proposing the creation of a dormitory for academically-serious students, the direct implication is that the rest of the undergraduates are not serious about their education and, therefore, are undeserving of such a dynamic learning environment. These members of the Administration should try explaining this sudden revelation to parents, who are paying over $40,000 to send their children to college and be silly about education. They should also try telling this to the students who are working their way through school. And to com- muters, who, because they do not live on campus, cannot partake in the rapture of this intellectual Utopia. Do members of these groups not take their education seriously? There is nothing wrong with the creation of a quiet dorm—one with extended quiet hours or perhaps more stringent party regulations—for students who need and want a little more peace and calm than the average dormitory offers. But to limit admittance based on some arbitrary and meaningless number, such as a grade point average, would be to exclude those students who might need this type of atmosphere most. We shouldn't let elitism get in the way of intellcclualism. Yet, it seems I hat the Administration is prepared to do just that. So, it's up to us, the students, to say "no." Believing thai most students feel the same way we do, we are calling on the Residence Halls Association and the United Student Government to make this an issue on their agendas, to stand up for the views of the student body, and lo block this administrative altcnipt at unilateral action. Student input about things that affect student lives has been transcended just a little too much lately. And it's gotta stop. y.

And, we would just like to add that ifFather Moran has any off-the-collar remarks to make about The Ram in the future, we would hope that lie would address them to the editorial board rather than the 10:00 University Church congregation. Our number's in the book. THE RAM/Thursday, November 6, 1986/11

could not get the University to put locks on their doors the University each semester, considerably more than for seven weeks. they would have to pay for comparable accomodations Fire! in the neighboring community. Why? For peace of Speaking of Martyrs' Court, most of you know mind, Many students don't feel safe once they pass Sense there was a fire in D-House a few weeks ago and the through the campus gates. But how long will this false building had to be evacuated. In this incident, Fordham sense of security last? security personnel responded immediately and I've lived in this neighborhood for three years. No igraph of a Fordhaffl attending the dance from those who were not." extinguished the fire after being instructed how to do so one has ever shot anyone 20 yards away from my front might be interested in Impossible? Why are we all carrying student by students at the scene. This was very fortunate, since door. And there has never been a breakdown in Since Dr. McGowan identification cards.? campus security neglected to notify the fire department. communications in my apartment building that has put ghl he might also be But perhaps the thing I find hardest to understand What happened? Did everyone just forget? Was my life in jeopardy. 'the letter as well. Its is why any guards were on duty at all that night. If the the sleeping guard from the Bathgate entrance Maybe the students of Fordham University can't am expecting Dr. campus was a bag full of water, Fordham Security transferred to the office that night? Was somebody else do anything about lousy food, overcrowded, would expect that bag to remain full if they held the top asleep at the controls? Peterson attributes this oversight substandard housing or a library system that.puts the •eping on duty again. tightly closed, in spite of the hole in the bottom. to a "breakdown in communications." It could have search for specific material on par with a treasure hunt, till working on this More Questions been a very costly breakdown. The residents of D- but adequate protection is your right and you should all Courtney, Father The Fordham campus has fallen victim to a rash of House were very lucky to have Bill White, a trained be demanding your money's worth. If you were the : else is interested in thefts since school resumed in September. Security volunteer firefighter, in their midsts. I hate to think victim of a fraud like this in a department store you [ anytime. I would be believes they have exposed the guilty party and taken what might have happened had he not been there. would complain, so why not now? You're shelling out him into custody, but in the process they have also Who's To Blame top dollar for the protection of your lives and property, exposed their own unwillingness to be honest with the The biggest question of them all. In short, 1 think and you're being cheated. If I.B.I., can't measure up, student population about the serious security problem some blame rests with everyone who is reading this demand that the University get another company to Irs were shot 20 yards facing us. newspaper. The administration is to blame for handle campus security. Don't be complacent on an )te. The gunman was Following the first series of break-ins, Lisa contracting a security firm as incompetent as I.B.I., and issue as important as this one. kith a knife, and the Peterson, the assistant dean of students for residential them compromising its own integrity to cover up its It doesn't take a psychic to see there is a very [ Fordham Prep that life, told The Ram that "the University does not mistakes. I.B.I, is to blame, for having the nerve to serious tragedy in Fordham's future. The saddest part is according to The reimburse students for theft." Shortly before that charge Fordham University for its "services" and that, after it happens, everyone will say it could have hen walked through statement, the Student Deli had been robbed of $1,200 repeatedly refusing to discipline its people, But the been avoided. And they'll be right. I Third Avenue gate, worth of equipment in addition to a stereo system of majority of the blame rests with the students themselves. [group of youths took unknown value. Two weeks ago, a Martyrs' Court suite Residential students are paying a lot of money to Timothy Ring, FC '87, is a communications major. was broken into, and $2000 worth of jewelry was stolen. itions, not the least Both Peterson and Rev. Denis Moran, S. J., the dean of guards had ample students, said "the school will renumerate (the [he dance, were they residents) for what was taken." Ms. Peterson, what is better question is, the deductable when we get ripped off on campus? lade?" The security Thomas Courtney, the Director of Security, Last week I saw this guard sleeping on duty again. | the shooting admits justified the break-ins by saying 50 percent of them were is gate closest to the the students fault for not locking their doors. As ojthis writing, that guard is still working on this to let the kids have Courtney's explanation fell short, however, because he campus. If Dr. McGowan, Mr. Courtney, Father added that "it was neglected to mention the residents of E-5, who did not were supposed to be lock their doors, and were being faulted because they Moran, Father O'Hare or anyone else is interested in taking any action, they can call me anytime. I would ion he glad to identify this man...again. Letters to the Editor

most likely a fellow student, took a discarded chair cushion from the trash bin behind Martyrs' Court Too placed it in the D-House stairwell and set it on fire. And finally, early this morning, someone, most likely a fellow student, deliberately tampered with Tolerant the fire sprinkler system in Hughes Hall, seriously inconveniencing students, damaging student and To the Editor: University property, and creating a serious safety As I was reading the October 30,1986 Ram ha2ard. articles on fire safety questions and the conditions In the interest of fairness and the welfare of our of the halls, I was handed a report from Residential University, I would very much appreciate whatever Life that the fire sprinklers were set off early Friday efforts The Ram, student government and the morning in Hughes Hall. student body might undertake to encourage greater The Residential Life Staff and I are aware of the student responsibility as well as a greater sense of significant physical plant, custodial, and staffing student concern for other students. problems in the halls. These problems have been I assure you the administration will do its part recognized and investigated and a plan has been to seriously and expeditiously improve the halls. But recently proposed to begin to resolve them. our efforts and your money will be wasted if students But apart from the problems and cures which continue to vandalize the halls and to threaten the can be attributed to the administration, I believe very lives and well being of their fellow students. We your coverage of the above matters has been unduly must do everything we can to put an end to vandal- tolerant of some of your fellow students. ism and to nurture the absolutely essential values of A major cause of the unsatisfactory condition caring and concern for others. of several of the residence halls is persistent and destructive student vandalism. Joseph,!. McGowan, Jr. Also, in the Martyrs' Court incident, someone, Vice President for Student Affairs

The Ram encourages both students and faculty members to submit letters to the editor and viewpoints. Opinion articles should be no more than five pages, typed double-space. Letters should be no more than two pages. 12/THE RAM/Thursday, November 6,1986 Half A Movie? By Lisa Ludvik Meet Dr. Lauren Slaughter. A youim, beautiful, and intelligent woman, Lauren lias just accepted a position in England working for a research institute. Unfortunately, the Middle East Institute is an honorable yet low- paying place of employment, and Lauren cannot afford to live on the meager salary, So, instead of turning to part-time waitressmg or retail work, the ambitious Dr. Slaughter joins the Jasmine Agency, a high class escort service. Her second occupation throws her into a different world that forms the basis of Half Moon Street, a new movie starring Sigourney Weaver as Dr. Lauren Slaughter. Half Moon Street is not a cliche-ridden movie of double identity. Lauren Slaughter doesn't use a pseudonym as an escort; rather, she is open and honest about what she does, Nor is she a call girl. All Lauren has to do is go to dinner or a party with her escort, and she has the option to say "yes" or "no" to them. In the course of her work at Jasmine, Lauren meets Lord Bulbeck, (Michael Caine), a high- Night Moves ranking diplomat who becomes more than just another client. The two become romantically entire play takes place in the living room of the involved, and their relationship is used against By Phil Plourd Tyrone home - there is no lighting as such. Lord Bulbeck in a complicated and Powerful. Lights had to be rented and strung up in the suspenseful political set-up. Granted, a one-word description may be theatre. Albeit simple, the lights worked The relationship between Lauren and short-selling Fordham Experimental Theater's effectively throughout, especially in the scenes Bulbeck is what makes Half Moon Street production of Eugene O'Neill's Long Days where the spotlight fell on one cast member, interesting. Starting first as client to escort, a Journey Into Night. But when an audience is The set, which consisted basically of a table romance as well as a friendship slowly builds, left at either of two extremes - completely and a bookcase in the living room, was well and the viewer is entitled to a well-rounded speechless or unable to stop spewing out constructed and laid out. The costumes fit the view of a love story. The director, Bob complimentary adjectives - "powerful" is early 1900's in which the play takes place. Swaim, wanted to put the romance as the lead perhaps the only word which encompasses the Technical glitches were few and far be- role and make the danger and intrigue a entire gambit of emotions that FET's pro- tween. supporting character. He succeeds to some duction elicited. No stage, no matter how cramped, could extent, but the problem is that the viewer Long Days Journey is as difficult a play have tainted the performances of the entire doesn't know that's his purpose until the to stage as it is a magnificent piece of cast, as its professionalism outclasses the movie is over. While watching the movie, the literature. The family around which the entire setting. One almost has to feel sorry for Maria romance is entertaining, but one keeps waiting plot revolves is patterned after O'Neill's own Maestranzi, who did a fine job playing the role for something to happen. To this viewer, it troubled family. The Tyrone family is indeed, of Cathleen the maid, but was overshadowed was as if 1 was watching a 90 minute prologue, just that, troubled. in sheer magnitude by the other four cast When something finally does happen, (the members. climactic 15 minutes of the movie), it is James Tyrone, the father, (played by Denis Murphy Denis Murphy) is an actor whose niggardly Fois took her rile as the paranoid, dazed somewhat disappointing because no suspense ways have distanced him from his family. Mary to great heights. Her mannerisms - the has been allowed to build beforehand. Mary Tyrone, (Laura Fois), is the mother who wrenching of her hands and a hollow, distant the same time. Bob Swaim, director of the French film, is a morphine addict and has just returned look, among other things - made Mary's tragic The biggest tribute to the quality of the La Balance, wanted to make a movie about a from the sanitarium. Jamie, (Bob Barry), is existence that much more believable. acting is the believability for the family. The strong woman, and in this respect he succeeds. the oldest son who has traded his potential for As James Tyrone, Murphy is convincing audience doesn't see four separate people on Half Moon Street is definitely Sigourney the bottle, and his younger brother Edmund, as a character who the audience wants direly the stage playing the role of a family. Rather, Weaver's movie. Weaver, better known lor (played by John Borland and is supposed to be to like, but can't help disliking. Murphy plays they get the feeling they're watching, a real her roles in Alien, Aliens, and Ghost busters, Eugene O'Neill in real life), is a sickly child the role well, and his fiery delivery of Tyrone's family on stage. If there were any fumbled or turns in a fine performance as a strong, who has little chance of survival. emotion-packed lines were equally astute. missed lines, the audience was unable to pick intelligent, yet somewhat naive American The play follows the family on its Murphy shines during his even-handed them up. woman in a foreign country. Playing a downtrodden path - James is unable to get "actor's speech" when Tyrone speaks of the One notable stage effect which worked supporting role to Ms. Weaver is Michael along with his sons, his wife Mary has slipped difficulties of his past. well was silence. Often a moment of silence Caine as Lord Bulbeck. Half Moon Street back into the world of her addiction, Jamie" Jamie is an alcoholic who is going between whoever was onstage increased the marks Caine's 50th major film role, with past makes little progress in anything, and Edmund nowhere fast. Played by Bob Barry, (director tension of the situation more than any words movies including Alfie, Sleuth, and Educatim is diagnosed as a victim of consumption and Ken's younger brother), Jamie's tirades are could have ever done. The lines were not Rita. Although Bulbeck is supposed to play must head for the sanitarium. equal to the cause of this father's, yet the rushed so as to ruin these necessary periods the male lead, it is almost as if Caine knows It is not a cheerful play, and its powerful audience gets a glimpse of his other side in his sans mots, and credit that to director Barry. this is going to be a woman's movie, and ne emotions and deep pathos are what makes it concern for his brother, Edmund. The play is tragic, sad, and leaves little room graciously takes a back seat to Ms. Weaver. so difficult to stage. In undertaking the Playing Edmund, Borland is also for optimism, but it is a "must see." Despite Maybe the problem with Half M<><»> project, director Ken Barry, a veteran of the excellent. Edmund is perhaps a bit more the Tact that the play lasts for more than three Street is that it tries to accomplish too much in Fordham stage, was facing an enormous subdued than his brother or father, but is hours, the audience becomes so absorbed in a short time period. It tries to be a movie challenge. often thrust into the role of mediator between the Tyrone saga thai clock-watching is not a about a strong, independent woman and Her Barry met the challenge, and pulled off a them. Borland captures the emotions of that factor. O'Neill did his part by writing a life, it tries to be a modern day romance, aiui precarious predicament well. 1 winner. fantastic play, and FET matched O'Neill's it tries to be a political thriller. These Hi a From a technical standpoint, Barry did Both Borland and Bob Barry are at their efforts with a great product ion. Long Days components never quite balance out equally oi about the best he could with what he had. best when the brothers arc alone in the Journey Into Night will be running this gel together to give the viewer a comply Keating's Little Theatre has never been living room engaging in conversation and weekend (Thursday, Friday, and Saturday) at movie. Although the performances arc goon. mistaken for a Broadway theatre, and has occasional fisticuffa. One particularly eight p.m. in Keating Little Theatre the movie is a somewhat unsatisfying one i";l outstanding scene had Barry explaining to Admission is $2 with student ID and $3 many limitations. While the small stage a takes awhile getting started and then is '»" Borland why he hated him so, yet loved him at without. probably wasn't much of a handicap - the too quickly. THE RAM/Thursday, November 6, 1986/13 Thie Colors Growing Up By Pete Tosches Lauper even dives into the world of On her 1984 debut album, She's So remakes, this time around producing a decent Unusual, Cyndi Lauper proclaimed almost cover of the soul standard "What's Going defiantly that "Girls Just Want to Have Fun." On", written by the late Marvin Gaye. Maybe so, but on her latest Lp, Lauper Opening to the sound of machine gun fire, reveals that there's a lot more to her brash Lauper does a nice job echoing the words of "Noo Yawk" exterior than all fun and games. Gaye: Mother mother/there's too many of It's not that she's necessarily trying to you crying/brother, brother, brother/there's shed her bad girl image, or even that she far too many of you dying. But can this be the succeeds, but True Colors shows that Lauper same orange-haired, shabbily dressed mop-top has matured a great deal musically since her that exhorted "Money Changes Everything?" first Lp was released and spawned four Top Evidently, it is. Five singles. Lauper follows the Gaye classic with a Take the title track, for example. It's a 1960's tune "lko Iko," and again she shows ballad that has already hit number one on the she has a feel for the original. She's not Billboard charl, offering the same formula afraid, however, to let her own interpretations that we hear on previous Lauper tunes "Time color the piece. She sounds quite After Time" and "All Through the Night." comfortable, in fact, with the Caribbean There's no risk there. flavored song. But on tunes like "One Track Mind," Several friends also help out on True which Lauper co-wrote—she co-wrote six of Colors, including the Bangles, Billy Joel, Pee the ten songs on the album—Lauper dares to Wee Herman and Aimee Mann and Robert be a little bit different. The song strays from Holmes of 'Til Tuesday. Joel sings the pop formula that she stuck to last time background vocals on "Maybe He'll Know," out, choosing instead to let some solid drum a composition from Lauper's days with Blue and guitar work move the piece. Angel, her one-time group. It's something of a returned favor from Joel, who asked Lauper to finish writing "Code of Silence," a tune from his latest solo album, The Bridge- Listening to True Colors, one gets the feeling that Lauoer is about readv to blossom not only as a singer, but as a songwriter. She Counting To Three has already increased her lyrical input from four songs (out of 10) on She's So Unusual, to by Bill McCarthy six on her latest effort. As for "Sex Me, Talk Me," well, the title Count Three and Pray is the title of Perhaps more importantly, she seems to really says it all. The words are silly but Berlin's latest album. Why the strange title? have tired of goofy pop hits like "She-Bop" Nunn's quickened vocals and a terrific There are plenty of reasons. The three stands and "The Goonies R Good Enough." It's a orchestra backup make it all worth while. for this being the group's third album. shame that Lauper wasted her time between "Trash" features dumb lyrics like "Live a "Pray" can be interpreted a few ways. It has albums on projects such as the latter, the little trash, make it fun, make it fast. You can nearly been three years since Berlin's last movie title track to The Goonies, and live with your past." "Trash" belongs in the album, Lovelife. Since that time, two professional wrestling. garbage. members left the band leaving it a trio. Berlin It's still not easy to accept Lauper at face Fans who enjoyed Berlin's new wave also dropped their modern synthesizer pop value on her more serious material at least not sound on previous albums surely won't think sound which largely contributed to the critical while her image is that of a flamboyant much of the meaningless rock on Count Three success of their previous albums. Berlin has girl/woman in rag-doll's clothing. But her and Pray, Too bad, because the trio is a very opted to use live instruments rather than voice is infinitely superior on the slower songs, talented band with lots of potential. They technology. "We wanted to sound like a real even those on She's So Unusual. Until she display a well contrived sense of mood in their band," says the group. learns to control or redirect her multitude of music and Terri Nunn's easy to take, strong energy, however, Lauper might be better off Considering the long absence and all the voice is reminiscent of Heart's Ann Wilson. new changes, Berlin understandably had a staying away from grating songs such as her The problem is that most of the songs trademark, Girls Just Want to Have Fun. right to pray. Actually, despite their themselves, although produced well, just do If nothing else, True Colors is a good international success and widespread critical not have anything special or appealing to sign. The album is a departure from what we acclaim, Berlin was only minimally successful offer. Maybe Berlin should take a long, hard expected from Lauper, and that's good news. m the United States. They were perhaps best look at the effectively dynamic simplicity of Now, if she'd dump the rag-tag look, maybe known for "No More Words," a popular "Take My Breath Away" and try again. dance hit in early 1984. we'd see more of her own true colors. All that changed last summer thanks to this year's box office hit film Top Gun. Berlin recorded "Take My Breath Away" tor the movie's soundtrack. It was subtitled "Love Theme from Top Gun" and for good reason. Its swaying melodies and beautifully poetic Sights & Sounds lyrics served as a perfectly suitable backdrop by Marialisa Zaldivar tor those steamy love scenes between Tom Cruise and Kelly McGillis. "Take My Breath Away" went on to become a number one smash Prince and the Hevolution have split up. Prince wants to expand his music, using as' September, giving Berlin one of the other band members. Female members Nancy and Wendy will continue to write "Wst hits of the year. music...Thirty nine celebrities joined together to participate in the Hollywood Clean "lake My Breath Away" is one of ten Maybe Berlin should... Water Caravan, traveling the California coast to protest the dumping of toxic chemicals in new songs included on Count Three and Pray drinking water. Some celebs who participated were Jane and Peter Fonda, Morgan and its probably the best of the lot. Lead look at the effectively Fairchild, "brat packers" Judd Nelson and Rob Lowe and Rosanna iVrquelte A singer Terri Nunn's strong, clear vocals are dynamic simplicity of celebrity fashion show was recently successful in raising $60,000 for Chihihelp U.S.A., a imdeiiiably Berlin's greatest asset. Her voice child abuse service. Actress Jane Seymour was there signing autographs to her new book las tremendous range and is extremely "Take My Breath Guide to Romantic Living The original scoop on Max Headroom?! Find out about versatile. It is for this reason that the ballads him by getting the new cassette about his life Watch for Joan Collins lobe in the T.V. on the album work so well. "You Don't Away" and try again. movie Monte Carlo on November 9 Steve Martin is in the movie adaptation of the play MOW," about a man unable to realize that he Little Shop of Horrors Look for the film Sid and Nancy, telling the story of the late h;is mm his lady, and "Pink and Velvet," and "Heartstrings" are just boring, mediocre Sex Pistol's life (Sid Vicious) and his girlfriend Nancy Spuugeii Keith Hilling, an artist winch iclis of the woes of a call girl, are rock pieces enhanced by John Crawford's best known for his cartoonlike clrawings got to paint a mural on the Berlin Wall. Despite iviioriucd by Nunn with a realistic, soulful talented bass guitar abilities. Berlin tries its the risk of being shot, he painted a chain of red and black figures on a yellow background, wlt;c that make the lyrics sound twice as hand extensively throughout the album at the colors matching the Hags of both East and West Germany Look for the comic strip heavy rock. Only one of these songs truly that joins both Uetty Boop and Felix the Cat together Here is a bit of tuna trivia. Did llh succeeds. "When Love Goes to War," you know that it is Charlie the Tuna's twenty fifth birthday'.' Howard Cosell an actor? |( -' single j M released off the album is kL superbly produced, features Nunn ' I'lames." h serves well as a .solid rock Seems like he wits offered to do three episodes of Moonlighting. Although he says he 1 convincingly singing about fighting back to get V'"- ' IHII its be.%1 moments are provided by respects the show, the episodes dealt with boxing, and he "didn't want to be identified her man. 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COUPON Order a Large Pizza the week of 11/10-11-14 and Receive a Liter of Soda FREE With This Coupon EXPIRES 11/14/86 16/THE RAM/Thursday, November 6, 1986 loss of the year. "We are just one or two players away from being nationally ranked," mentioned Schnur. "Syracuse has been in and out of the Soccer national rankings, so we proved we could plav continued from page 20 with anyone in the country.'' goalkeeper praised his defense. Fordham s No need to wait to prove it again. defensive backs limited the Peacocks to three Fordham hosts fifth ranked Long Island shots on goal in the second half as the Rams University on Saturday. The Blackbirds have kept the ball in St. Peter's end. quick forwards who move the ball well from Timothy Monfort put the icing on the the outside to the goal mouth, something championship cake with an unassisted goal at which worries Schnur. 60:30. Fordham fired 21 shots on Peacock "Monfort, Rooney and Eric Wadehn are goalie Emilio Pane before the scorekeepers going to have to get back quickly," Schnur stopped counting late in the game. hoped. "Jeff (Knuth) will have to pick off "After the first four losses starting the everything in the box," season we decided to go for the MAAC title," Knuth said. A MAAC title doesn't get Fordham into the NCAA playoffs but a win "We are just one or over Syracuse might have stopped the Orangemen from getting a bid. two players away from Fordham looked to avenge a 3-2 overtime being nationally loss at Syracuse in 1985 when the Orangemen visited Rose Hill Friday but once again, the ranked...weproved we Rams could not put the ball in the net against a strong team. could play with anyone Twice Fordham shots beat Syracuse goalie Chris Whitcomb but bounced off the in the country." posts. The crushing miss came one minute into the first OT, as a Jimmy Rooney boot off —Frank Schnur an indirect kick sailed off the crossbar and. dashed away the Rams' hopes to upset Syracuse. The 10-8 MAAC champions are ranked "It's another example of how inept we eighth in the state polls and will be looking to are at putting the ball in the net," pointed out knock off the top team as the Blackbirds Schnur. "It's just like a basketball team prepare for the NCAA tournament. losing 91-90 as a shot bounces off the rim. "We might catch them while they're Volleyball coach Frank Cella admits he was "disappointed" with the play of his Lady "All you need is one goal and you have taking a breather. They're going to get their Rams in last weekend's MAAC tournament. the momentum," Schnur stated, and that's bid but there is a prestige factor in it (win or what Syracuse did. Scores from Jim Gararnt tie)," commented Schnur. The coach believes and Greg Kolodziey five minutes apart in the a win or tie will increase Fordham's state Volleyball Slumps In second overtime sent Fordham to its eighth ranking, which can help recruiting for 1987.

MAAC Tournament FORDHAM, 55-7 b> Pele Tosches Their final record represents a slight im- Rams Fordham 7 it 14 55 The Fordham volleyball team finished its provement over last season's mark of 6-26, 0 0-7 first season under head coach Frank Cella in but the Lady Rams nevertheless were plagued continued from page 20 FlntQMrMr by a lack of height throughout the season. disappointing fashion last weekend, losing six The second half picked up right where the Fordham—HollaweU 39 pass from Dusharm of seven matches during the MAAC tourna- "We have some very good volleyball first ended. With Fordham receiving the (Kennedy kick), 2.34 ment. players," Cella remarked, "but we're small. opening kickoff, Kron returned it to the Rams Sccoad Quarter Cella, whose youthful Lady Rams fin- We have to recruit a couple of impact [taller] 45. Knowing Fordham would stay away from rordham—Kron I run (Kennedy kick), 14 57 ished the season 10-25, said that although his people to block." their air attack, lona still could not stop the Fordham—Torre* 21 Inleiception return (Ken- team "showed flashes of good play" during "We didn't hit the ball well enough at Rams from scoring their sixth touchdown of n«Jy kick), 14.04 the season, he was disappointed with its over- times," Cellsa admitted. "Instead of going up the game. Led by the rushing trio of Kron, Fordham-Kron 7 run (kick failed), 13:11 all performance during the tourney. there and banging the thing [ball], we bumped Wenzel, and Hollawell, the Rams covered the Fordham—Kron 1 run (Kennedy kick), 0:28 "I felt that the team had gotten to the it up there and gave other teams the chance to 55 yards in eight plays. The touchdown came Third Quarter point that we could handle teams like lona, put it down our throats." on a Wenzel four yard plunge through the Fbrdham—WenzeU run (Kennedy kick), 11:25 Fairfield, and Manhattan," Cella said. The The volleyball team will return a young heart of the lona defense, making making the lona—Dlllulio 42 run (Cooke kick), 7:24 Rams lost to each of those schools last week- nucleus of players next fall and for Cella, score 41-0. Fourth Quarter end. that's reason for optimism. In February, he Iona's only bright spot of the game came Fordham—Mesick 29 run (Kennedy kick), 9:05 Fordham also fell to Army, Holy Cross plans to take members of the team in amateur midway through the third quarter. Taking the Fordham—Onorio 13 run (Kennedy kick), 7:10 and LaSalle, teams which Cella places at the tournament play to gain valuable experience. ball at the Fordham 42, due in part to a short Team Statistics head of the conference. Only a victory over St. "They're a wonderful bunch of kids and punt, lona broke the Fordham shutout. FU 1ONA Peter's prevented the Lady Rams from suf- they work hard," Cella said. "We have a terri- Dillulio, looking to throw, rolled out to escape First Downs 23 6 fering a complete sweep at the hands of their fic situation. It's something to build on." the oncoming rush. Seeing no one open, the Rushing Yards 276 36 Gaels quarterback scrambled for 42 yards, Passing Yards 111 86 Net Yards 387 172 cutting the lead to 41-7. This however, would Fumbles-Lbst 1-1 2-1 be the last threat lona would have as the Penalties-Yards 8-70 9-82 Catch all the Fordham hoop scoops defense, led by a host of second stringers, still I managed to stifle the inept lona offense. Individual Statistics PASSING-Fordham: Dusharm 11-8-111-1: The remainder of the second half became lona: MacDonald 4-1-10-0. Dillulio 27-7-76-6. a game of run out the clock. Fordham's Joe Tuscano took over for Dusharm. Tuscano's RECEIVING-Fordham: Hollawell 3-57. <\-r- primary job was to hand the ball to either ami 2-26, Ferraioli M6. Miller 1-11. Socci It; Mike Messick, Ken Onorio, or Paul Lanzotti. IOJW: Rhett 3-49, Pollen 2-24. Singleton 1-5. Messick added a 29 yard touchdown run while Bennett 1-5. Cornish 1-3. Onorio showed some flash in going 13 yards for Fordham's eighth touchdown of the game RUSIUNG—Fordham: Kron 16-95. Mcsick II- rounding out the final scoring. 63. Weruel 4-24. Onorio 3-23. Dusharm 3-20. Shrager 3-iS.Curcio 1-15, Hollawell 3-14. l.an- Despite the win, Fordham may have zottl 5-14. Tuscano 6-10, Hcino 1-3. Murray 2- suffered a potentially big loss. Kron finished (-2), Kennedy 1*(-W); lona: Dillulio 6-55. Corn- the game with a banged up knee. He is likely ish 243. Caruso 8-10. Bennett 2-4. MacDonald to miss this week's game against Pace and is 1-3, Morris 3-3. questionable for the following week's game against C.W. Post. Against Pace, a must win, they will be laced "Kron is doubtful for this week," Glueck with the challenge of stopping quarterback said, "He says he'll be back for C.W. Post." Kevin Enterlein, who has thrown for over Rick I-lollowell will take Kron's place this 2000 yards this season. week in the backfield along with Wenzel at the "They are a good team but not an fullback position. overwhelming one," noted Glueck, "We ha\c Coming November 20 Fordham (3-5, 2-1 in conference play) not done well against Pace in the past (2-4) but kept its chances very much alive in its bid to RI we have the extra incentive to win ll become Liberty Conference champions. conference." THE RAM/Thursday, November 6, 1986/17 Aqua Ranis'Season Ends at RPI

by Chris Coyne The Rams lost their first two games, After playing nearly half its schedule however, and returned home thinking about against nationally ranked teams, the Fordham next semester instead of this weekend. water polo team saw its season come to an end last weekend at RPI. ii "1 think it was a great year because we I think it was a great improved so much from last year," said sophomore Jimmy Inglefield. "I think we year because we could've done better, though, but we couldn't put it all together at the right times." improved so much from Fordham improved from last year's record of 10-14 to a 12-14 mark this season last yean I think we while competing against tougher opponents. This year's record was accomplished without could've done better, the squad's starting goalie, Jose Baillo-Saber, who missed the entire season with a shoulder though, but we couldn't injury. The squad was also forced to overcome several injuries and the departure of put it all together at one of its players to Europe for the semester. the right times," Despite these mishaps, the Aqua Rams defeated the teams they were supposed to and —Jimmy Inglefield were competitive against almost everyone else. This was evident last Thursday, when Fordham notched its final victory of the In the first game, Fordham fell to 15th season by trouncing Queens, 14-3. ranked Bucknell, 14-8. Sweeney led the Aqua Fordham did an outstanding job in Rams' offensive attack with a hat trick, limiting Georgio, a professional player from Inglefield and Roney scored two goals apiece Italy, to three goals. Offensively, Rick and Wheeler contributed with one. Sweeney's four goals led the Aqua Rams. Goalie Steve Sargalski, Kola Romano Senior Tim Graber, a utility player who and Andy Wallace slowed down, but could began playing the sport only one year ago, not curtail, Bucknell's powerful offense. contributed with three goals for Fordham. "Tim had a great game," said co-captain A few hours later, Fordham lost to ninth- Rob Wheeler. "All his hard work has paid ranked Navy, 15-7. Sweeney was again the off." squad's top scorer with three goals while Inglefield, Roney, Wallace and Romano Inglefield also scored three goals while contributed with one apiece. Steve Roney amassed two and Kola Romano and Andy Wallace scored one apiece. Fordham suffered from a dearth of shots, On Friday, the Aqua Rams traveled to causing coach Chris Judge to say, "you have RPI to participate in the Mid Atlantic to put the ball on net to score." Championships. A fourth place finish among The next opportunity for the Rams to score is next semester, when they participate in the six teams would've advanced Fordham to Richard Sweeney (21) and the water polo Rams improved their record but ended their three tournaments. the Eastern Championships this weekend. season with a 15-7 loss to Navy in the Mid-Atlantic championships. Cross Country Winds Losing Skein Broken, Down Satisfying Season Rams Will Host Pace All-American back's final game as a Fordham by Mark Miller Coach Sue Shea was especially pleased, byPhilPlourd Ram. Both the men's and women's cross since she was missing a few of her top runners The losing streak has been broken, the "We hope he (Kron) will be back for country teams competed in the CTC in freshman Kim Reilly, sophomore Kelly scoring draught has ended, and it's time for C.W. Post," Glueck said. "It would be a November 1, placing fourth and second Gallivan, and junior Laura Schmitt, all out the Fordham football team to meet what minor miracle for him to be able to play this respectively, and both finishing the regular due to injuries. The team had four girls coach Larry Glueck calls its "next challenge week. I think that he will play against Post, he season with impressive records. finishing under 20:00 with sophomore Patty on the road back to respectability." really wants to. I'm confident that we haven't The men's cross country team had a Nelson leading the way at 18:51, sophomore Pace University will provide that "next seen the last of Chip Kron." standout showing in the collegiate Track Maureen Paonessa at 19:33, junior Kelly challenge," as the 4-4 Setters (2-2 in Liberty Without Kron, the imputace in the Rams' umterence at Van Cortlandt Park .Saturday. Brown at 19:45, and Senior Joanne Krebs at Conference play) will travel from Pleasantville offensive scheme falls on quarterback Kerry I he Rams placed fourth overall out of 30 19:52. Sophomore Erin O'Connell posted an to Jack Coffey Field to take on the Rams at impressive time of 20:13 in her first appear- Dusharm, who proved himself last week, and irams, finishing behind LaSalle, Iona, and 1:00 p.m. Uassboro. ance of the year. backs Rick Holla well, Greg Wenzel and Mike Coach Gene Maier's Pact: club gets its Schrager. The squad was led by sophomore Pat work done through the air, as quarterback "We never really doubted Kerry's athletic Uvery who came in fourth with a time of Kevin Enterlain has been an integral part in ability," Glueck said of his quarterback, who "•36, his personal best. Coach Tom Dewey ' 'He [Pat Lavery] did a the Setters' offense. Enterlein has completed stepped into the starter's role when Bob sa"l, "He did a super job and is going to be 161 of 338 passes for 2221 yards and 15 Hagan was yet another in the long list of one of Fordham's best." Coach Dewey was super job and is going touchdowns. Enterlein's favorite targets are casualties suffered by the Rams this season. also very pleased with junior Artie Ferrcira's Rich Johnson (58 receptions, 819 yards, 2 "It was a matter of getting him acclimated to el'wt saying, "He ran his best competitive to be one of Fordham's TDs), and Rob Ehrenbach (35, 692, 10). the offense. He sees the opportunity to take race ol the year." Freshman Jim Condon, Enterlein's prowess will put the Rams' over, and the players have a lot more wpliomore Juan Collado, junior Brad Kelley, best" secondary on alert, and Kenny Torres, Charlie confidence in him after the Iona game." antl scni(>r Bob Haser ran well also. Whitman, Matt Michaels and Pete Clancy will For Fordham to stay in the hunt for the —Tom Dewey have to rise to the occasion. Glueck is Liberty Conference Championship, it must I lie men finished the regular season with confident that they can do the job. win its final two contests. Needless to say, the a " overall record of 52-26, 5-3 in the dual "They (the secondary) have been playing Pace game is a pivital one. meets. The team's last meet is the IC4A together for a couple of weeks now," Glueck "This is a very big game," Glueck said. It was an excellent season for the ^'ampionships at Lehigh Saturday, said. "They are getting to know each other "If we don't win this weekend, our final game women's team, and Shea said, "I'm looking November 15, where the top 50 teams in the better and are communicating better. We (with Post) won't carry any importance. I like forward to next year, in which the team «« will be competing. should be ready to accept the challenge." the feeling that 1 am getting from this team. I promises to be stronger than ever." The girls A lot of attention this week has been like the chemistry. We have faced a lot of I he women finished the regular season with beat many top notch teams this year and with focused on Chip Kron, who went down in last adversity - - injuries, people not coming out II 4i*-5 record, best in the history of women's everyone reluming except seniors Krebs and week's blowout of Iona with a knee injury. for the team, losing some tough games - - for iross an Palti Quinn, the team should have another »itry at Fordham. The team had a Glueck does not expect Kron to be back this us to be in the position we are in right now is a U outstanding campaign. At first it will compete V strong showing at the Collegiate Track week, but is hoping that he can play in two tribute to the character of this club. 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tep right up, folks, and watch as a trou- Nothing against Kenny Walker, but was bled head coach attempts to juggle 12 another forward really what the doctor Sprofessional basketball players and take ordered for the Knicks, who are an early fa- ihcm where only a pitiful seven of 23 teams vorite for Comeback Player-of-the-Year—as a don'I go—the NBA playoffs. team? Or perhaps Rory Sparrow and Trent No, it's not a circus, but the New York Tucker's 22 points per game were considered Knickerbockers are the next best thing under plenty by the guard-poor Knicks. ilie big lop these days. Gulf and Western, the I haven't mentioned Bill Cartwright's huge conglomerate which owns the belea- feet, probably because they're as unreliable as guered team, struck water, not oil, when it his inside game. Nevertheless, if Cartwright purchased this franchise. P.T. Barnuni was can stay healthy this season, the Knicks may be able to find some way to peddle the seven- foot blunder on some other unfortunate souls. The Knicks don't deserve their fans, On the Sidelines many of whom vaguely remember the cham- pionship days of the early 1970's. For sure, with _ New York fans don't deserve the Knicks. If the Knicks were a baseball team, they'd be the Cubs, so I'm not sure that playing all their Pete Tosches home games during the day is the answer. The back cover of the Knicks' 1986-87 It's not so much that the rest of the NBA yearbook reads: Knicks — A New York is so much better than the Knicks. It's that the Dream. A nightmare is more like it. Hey, even Knicks are so much worse than the rest of the Hubie Brown is wearing a beard these days, NBA. Of course, we must not count Indiana quite probably to hide his true identity. And and Golden State, which, in a good year, Darrell Walker, the man who Brown criti- might reach the NCAA's Final Four. I say cized, benched and cursed while he was a might. Knick, couldn't even resist a few parting shots Now I know that all those diehard Knicks the other night when his new team, the Denver fans are screaming foul, asking how anyone Nuggets, played Hubie's Boobies. could be so cold-hearted as to criticize the Big "Hubie Brown is in hot water," Walker Apple's finest. Believe me, it's easy. They said before Tuesday's game. "I want to beat stink. him so he'll be one loss closer to losing his 1 grant you the fact that they were the job." Talk about a disgruntled former league's most injured team last year. I admit employee. that they were without the league's top rook- There's a section in the Knicks' yearbook ie, Patrick Ewing, for almost half of last sea- Pat Ewing's knee is one of biggest sore spots on the Knicks, and the first-team center on entitled Memorable Dates in Knickerbockers son. True, they sorely missed the previous sea- the All-Podiatrist's Dream Team. History. The most recent entry in the categorv son's most prolific scorer, Bernard King. And hasn't shown he can handle it when he does mate center—that they let him go, how can is dated November 18, 1972. On that day, it's a fact that the Knicks were forced to play have it. you explain the Knicks picking him up, for a almost 14 years ago, the Knicks scored the last with a frontcourt that probably couldn't have The four-corner, 48-minute offense that first-round pick, no less? 19 points of a game against Milwaukee to edge started for the Albany Patroons of the Conti- Brown espouses on the court produced less the Bucks, 87-86. Later that season, the nental Basketball Association. Still, I must than 100 points per game last year, making Stop, you say. Leave the Knicks alone, Knicks won their most recent NBA crown. say, the Knicks somehow managed to win 23 the Knicks the only team in the NBA to fall you cry. You picked on the Mets, too, and see Fourteen years, even by Knick standards, is a games last season. Now that's chutzpah. under that magic figure. The team was also what they did. Pow, right in the kisser. But long time to wait. Certainly it's unfair to blame head coach last in field goal percentage (.460) and free wait a minute. These Knicks are nothing like Is there a ray of hope for this current the Mets, except for their first name. The Mets Hubie Brown completely. After all, it wasn't throw shooting (.686). There's no excuse for assembly of hoopsters? Probably not. But were a bunch of good ball players, plain and maybe somewhere down the yellow brick road Brown who reinjured his wretched knee while the latter. simple. Smart manager. Great front office. A the wizard will grant Knickerbocker fans this falling in, of all things, a pothole. But Brown's Then there's the trades, if you can call solid team. The Knicks, on the other hand, are one great wish. job is on the line and it could be one of the few them that. Most people would call them dona- poorly coached, poorly run from upstairs and times in pro sports that the coach or manager tions, as in Darrell Walker, or impulse buying, While we're waiting, step right up and en- are composed of a bunch of fragile albeit large gets the ax—and deserves it. Although he is as in Jawann Oldham. If the Chicago Bulls ter the Madison Square Garden big top. bodies. lacking in healthy personnel right now, he thought so much of Oldham—their only legiti- And send in the clowns. FORDHAM FLASHES Rams Sting Stony Brook, The Fordham rugby club rolled to its The football Rams can rest easy. They fifth win of the season with a 16-0 whitewash are not alone.. of Rutgers University in New Brunswick. The Columbia Lions, they of a 28- consecutive game losing streak, were Lose to Pace Dan Haig opened the scoring when he bounced by Villanova last Saturday, 42-34, Picked up on a loose ball at the base of the by Chris Coyne intensity was poor and so was every aspect of scrum and dove into the Roal area. Steve in the Wildcats' first game versus a Division I-AA team since 1980. The Fordham hockey team raised its our game. We only played well during the Murphy's conversion was good. Ten minutes The 'Cats, in case you've forgotten, record to 2-1 overall and 1-0 in league play by first and last ten minutes of the game." Wer, Dan Sheehan fell on a loose ball after a pounded the Rams, 52-14, a few weeks ago. splitting a pair of games Saturday and Tues- "It was probably the scrum and downed the ball in goal to put the The Rams, however, are a Division III team. day. Rams (5-2) up 10-0 at half. Since the resurrection of the Villanova pro- Last Saturday, the Rams trounced Stony worst game we've gram last season, the Wildcats are 11-1. Brook, 17-6. "We had a lot of success in Captain Brian McManus scored on a Stony Brook's zone but I wish we could've played in two years. "•yard run and pass from Tony Sabia in the With their 55-7 loss to Fordham last had as much success in our own zone," said »th minute and Steve Murphy's conversion Our intensity was Saturday, the Iona Gaels extended their own co-captain Doug Winkler. wed out the scoring. It was McManus's losing streak to 23 consecutive games. So even tnird awe in the past three games. if the Rams can't beat Iona on the basketball Winkler scored five goals and assisted on poor.." court, the football Rams can claim bragging three others while sophomore Matt Hyland set —Doug Winkler Rutgers (1-6) was stopped short of the rights on the gridiron. a team record with his nine-point The Rams jumped out to a 4-2 lead after t'ordham goal several times in the final min- performance. Hyland scored a hat trick and the first period. The last two periods, u'es t0 Preserve the Rams' second shutout of This Saturday, when the football Rams notched six assists. however, were ones the Rams would like to 'he season. The match marked Pasquale host Pace University at Jack Coffey field, it forget, as Pace dominated with the help of uisanelli's debut at fullback. Freshman Joe Donovan assisted on five will be Student Appreciation Day. The athle- goals while Paul Olszewski, Mike Myers, some superb goaltending. tic department will be sponsoring a give-a- Chris Crotty, and Pat Pilla scored two goals Despite ample scoring opportunities, lw The Ram "B" side lost to Rutger's "B" way, although at press time, it was uncertain apiece and Jim Soropoulos contributed with Fordham could rarely capitalize and left the what will be given away. ice with their first defeat of the season. I he Rams next travel to Amherst Col- one goal. Winkler, Crotty, and Hyland led the &•• Saturday. The Rams (4-1, league) Also Saturday, the WABC video Tuesday, the Rams lost a disappointing squad with two goals apiece while Donovan RnV a wiW card berth in the Eastern program Hot Tracks will be taping at the 10-8 decision to Pace in an away game. and Olszewsky each scored one. The Ranis' m pi y in the spring and 'will face Fordham-Pace game. The program is sched- a 0ffs "It was probably the worst game we've next home game is Saturday at McKay Arena pinner of the Met Union "B" college uled to appear next weekend on WABC, played in two years," Winkler said. "Our inEnglewood, N.J. __OianneLL . — 20/THE RAM/Thursday, November 6,1986 Rams End Skid, Rout lona Kron Injured, Questionable for Pace by Ed N a tale gangbusters, and our secondary had a great Lopsided scores seem to be the way of life day." for the Fordham Rams. After a horrible The only serious threat in the first half month of October which saw the Rams go 0-4 from lona resulted in yet another turnover. and lose by as many as 30 points, the team Marching into Fordham territory, a pitch-out started November off with a bang. Fordham from DiLlulio eluded halfback Jonathan crushed lona Saturday 55-7 at Iona's Memorial Field. "October was a tough month," said a "October was a tough relieved head coach Larry Glueck after the game. "The kids have been good as well as month. The kids have disciplined considering the way things have been going. We have been emphasizing the been good as well as fact that we can still win the Liberty Conference and they picked upon it." disciplined considering The Rams cruised to a 34-0 halftime lead the way things have fflfcs, • and never looked back. Led by a strong defensive effort which limited the Gaels to 87 been going." first half yards (172 total yards), the Rams forced four turnovers, leading to four of the —Larry Glueck first five touchdowns in the half. The first quarter would only be a preview of things to come. Kerry Dusharm, starting Bennett. Torrez, who was all over the field for his first game at quarterback for the Rams this the Rams, recovered the ball at the Fordham year, began the scoring with a first quarter 39 32. yard aerial strike to Rick Hollawell with 2:54 The turnover would result in yet another left in the quarter. The drive started at the touchdown for the Rams. This time the Fordham 18 yard line, and was kept alive by a combination of Kron and Dusharm marched clutch third and 12 conversion. Dusharm the Rams 68 yards down the field culminating found John Ferraioli over the middle for the in Kron's third touchdown of the game. On drive-saving catch. the drive, Kron rushed for 28 yards while lona received John Kennedy's kickoff, Dusharm netted 23 in the air and 19 on the starting their third possession of the clay at ground. Dusharm proved his versatility, as their own 23. The drive lasted all of three both runs came on third down plays and abled plays, as defensive back Pete Clancy the Rams to continue their final touchdown intercepted lona quarterback Robert Dillulio's march of the half. Dusharm finished the game pass. This would be the first of a string of big 8-11 for 111 yards while rushing for 20 yards defensive plays made in the first half. on three carries. Fordham took the ball at Iona's 43 with "Kerry took advantage of his starting 1:31 left in the quarter. Dusharm set the opportunity," said a pleased Glueck, "He has offense in motion, opening up the drive with a the ability and he really showed it to us 15 yard completion to Mike Cerami. Chip today." Kron, who finished the day with 95 yards on As the first half came to a merciful 16 carries, added to the offense by scampering ending for the Gaels, the Rams were well on 18 yards to the lona eight. As the first quarter their way of breaking their four game losing came loan end, the Rams were threatening, as streak, 34-0. the ball stood at the lona one thanks to a continued on page 16 Dusharm 12 yard pass to Hollawell after a delay of game penalty on Fordham. Wasting no time, the Rams gave the ball to their money man Kron, who barrelled in for the first of his three touchdowns six seconds into the quarter. The Rams went on to score two more touchdowns, bringing the total to three, all within the first 1:49 of the second quarter. Sports Fordham's Kenny Torres, who picked off three passes during the game, was the kind recipient of a poorly thrown Dillulio pass on Iona's next possession. Torrez thanked Dillulio by returning the ball 21 yards for Rams Take MAAC Fordham's third touchdown of the game. After Kennedy's poinl after, the Rams were turning a tough first quarter into a laugher, holding a commanding 21-0 lead. End Conference Jinx The fun, however, was just beginning. Kennedy's ensuing kickoff was a short one. The ball must have looked like a hot potato to by Chris durrity D'Aguanno. The Jersey City school ^i" the Gaels, as the Ram kickoff unit fell on the Fordham soccer, behind goalie Jeff down 2-0 at the half following K>" ball at the lona 16 yard line. Two plays later, Knuth, won its first ever Metro Atlantic Athle- Schumacher's eleventh goal of the season ami on runs of nine and seven yards by Greg tic Conference title with a 3-0 win over St D'Aguanno's second assist of the game. Wenzel and Kron respectively, the Rams were Peter's in the cold rain on Edward's parade- Knuth equalled his first year total of ^1X up 27-0as the kick failed. Wednesday. Knuth registered his sixth shutouts in the win over St. Peter's. I|K Led by Marty Mazzera and Colin Whyle, shutout of the year, five against MAAC sophomore was named MAAC Player o( ^ Dillulio never had a chance to establish an opponents. Week for the second time this SC;IM>" iHl offensive threat. The twosome were in The title victory lifted the spirits of the following a 1-0 blanking over Army O^" Dillulio's face all day, allowing the Rams, who fell victim to state rival and 25. quarterback to complete only four of his 13 perennial powerhouse Syracuse, 2-0 in double "He is definitely in the running >'" passes in the first half. overtime last Friday. MAAC Goalie of the Year," Rams' IK.UI "We have taken our lumps," said Gil Aguirre put Fordham ahead 1-0 coach Frank Schnur claimed. Glueck, "Today was different, Marty had an against the Peacocks, twelve and one half While Schnur commended Knuih. i"- nlinuteii int0 excellent game, Colin was coming on like 'he game on a pass from Guy conlinuedonpiW1''