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BAG’S

BOOK OF

BELOVED

CAMP

SONGS

First Edition Published By Tall Dogs, Inc. Copyright May 2003 All Rights Reserved

TABLE OF CONTENTS

CHAPTER PAGE

Action ...... 1

Camp Songs...... 8

Contemporary Folk Songs...... 21

Graces...... 31

Gross Camp Songs...... 34

Group Songs...... 39

Irish Songs...... 44

Patriotic Songs...... 50

Polkas and More...... 58

Religious Folk Songs...... 62

Rounds...... 67

Silly Songs...... 69

Traditional Folk Songs...... 74

Underwear Songs...... 83

Alphabetical Index...... 86 ACTION SONGS

SONG PAGE Little Cabin in the Woods...... 2 An Old Austrian...... 2 A-Root-Chy-Cha...... 2 Salt and Pepper...... 3 Flea...... 3 Three Long Neck Buzzards...... 3 You Are Happy and You Know It...... 4 Head and Shoulders Knees and Toes...... 4 Father Abraham...... 4 The Grand Old Duke of York...... 5 in the Rain...... 5 My Aunt Came Back...... 5 My Auntie Monica...... 5 Linstead Market...... 6 My Name is Joe...... 6 With My Hand on Myself...... 7 Peanut Butter...... 7 Black ...... 7 Let the Sunshine In...... 7

Page 1 Little Cabin in the Woods Maid's papa [slap] - this verse ends the !! Little Cabin in the Woods [draw cabin with A-Root-Chy-Cha fingers] Little man by the window stood [hand on Hands up! (echo) forehead like blocking sun] Wrists together! (echo) Saw a rabbit hopping by [two fingers hopping] CHORUS Knocking at my door [knock in air] A-root-chy-cha, a-root-chy-cha, a-root- Help me! Help me! Help me he cried! [raise chy-cha CHA! arms up and down] A-root-chy-cha, a-root-chy-cha, a-root- 'Fore the hunter shoots me dead [make gun chy-cha CHA! with hand] Hands Up! (echo) Come little rabbit, come inside [come in Wrists together! (echo) ] Elbows In! (echo) (keep adding the Safely to abide. [craddling one arm with the motion) other] A-root-chy-cha, a-root-chy-cha, a-root- [Drop one verse each time while chy-cha CHA! keeping the and speeding up.] A-root-chy-cha, a-root-chy-cha, a-root- chy-cha CHA! An Old Austrian Hands Up! (echo) Wrists together! (echo) An old Austrian went climbing on a Elbows In! (echo) mountain top high, Head back! (echo) When along came an Avalanche interrupting his cry..... A-root-chy-cha, a-root-chy-cha, a-root- chy-cha CHA! CHORUS A-root-chy-cha, a-root-chy-cha, a-root- Oh ley kee [pat knees] chy-cha CHA! Oh [pat] ley [clap] KeeKee [snap] Oh [pat] ley [clap] kookoo [snap] SWISH (Do Motions. Keep going back to the [sound/motion for avalanche] 2x beginning, adding one motion each time Oh Ley keekee oh..... and doing the "root-chy-cha" chorus. During the chorus, move to the beat.) An old Austrian went climbing on a mountain top high Additional Verses: When along came a grizzly bear interrupting Knees together.... his cry. [GRRR] Toes together.... Saint bernard [panting sound] Bottom out.... Milking cow Eyes closed.... Fair maiden [kiss] Tongue out.....

Page 2 Oh, no no no, not the veeslay. Ich a mini, satch a mini, oo walla walla mini. Des a mini, satch a mini, oo walla wall. Salt and Pepper A beat billy oaten bobin obo a boatin bobin obo a boatin bobin boatin bobin boatin bobin boatin bobin sssshhh... My name is salt [clap clap clap clap] My name is pepper [clap clap clap clap] Fleas (echo) I taste real good [clap clap clap clap] Fleas Flies (echo) I taste like pepper [clap clap clap clap] Fleas Flies Mosquitos (echo) When salt goes away [clap clap clap clap] Calimine, calimine, calimine lotion Pepper starts to cry wa wa wa wa Oh no, no more calimine lotion When salt comes back [clap clap clap clap] Itsy bitsy, teeny weeny, itty bitty We are together! Nasty bitey mosquito -- SQUASH (squash is yelled at top of lungs) Flea Flea! (echo) Keep the beat by alternately slapping thighs Flea Fly! (echo) and clapping hands: Flea Fly Flo! (echo) Vista Flea! (echo) Coo-ma-la, Coo-ma-la, Coo-ma-la Vista Flea Fly! (echo) Oh no-no, no, not the vista Flea Fly Mosquito! (echo) Eenie, meenie, decimeenie, oo walla walla Oh no no no no Mosquito! meenie! Get that big bug with the bug spray! Ex a meenie, zoll a meenie, oo walla wall! PSSSSSSSSSSH (spray can sound) Beep billy ott in dotten oh bo ba beaten Repeat three or more times, each time a little dotten shh! faster. Three Long Neck Another Version: Flea! (echo) Buzzards Flea Fly! (echo) Flea Fly Flo! (echo) Three Long Neck Buzzards Three Long Neck Buzzards Eenie, meenie, decimeenie, oo wall a wall a meenie! Three Long Neck Buzzards Ex a meenie, zoll a meenie, oo wall a wall! Sitting on a dead Tree! Beep billy ott in dotten oh bo ba beaten One Flew Away! Oh no! dotten shh! Two Long Neck Buzzards Flea! (echo) Two Long Neck Buzzards Flea fly! (echo) Two Long Neck Buzzards Flea fly flow! (echo) Sitting on a dead tree! Kumalata kumalata kumalata veeslay! One Flew Away! Oh no!

Page 3 If you're happy and you know it, do all One Long Neck Buzzards three! One Long Neck Buzzards If you're happy and you know it, do all One Long Neck Buzzards three! Sitting on a dead tree! If you're happy and you know it, One Flew Away! Oh no! And you really want to show it, If you're happy and you know it, do all No Long Neck Buzzards three! No Long Neck Buzzards No Long Neck Buzzards Head, Shoulders, Knees Sitting on a dead tree! And Toes If You're Happy And You Head, shoulders, knees and toes, Know It Knees and toes. Head, shoulders, knees and toes, If you're happy and you know it, clap your Knees and toes. hands! And eyes, and ears, and mouth, If you're happy and you know it, clap your And nose. hands! Head, shoulders, knees and toes, If you're happy and you know it, Knees and toes. And you really want to show it, If you're happy and you know it, clap your [Place both hands on parts of body as they hands! are mentioned. On second time speed up, and get faster with each verse.] If you're happy and you know it, stamp your feet! Father Abraham If you're happy and you know it, stamp your Father Abraham had seven sons. feet! Seven sons had father Abraham. If you're happy and you know it, And he never laughed, and he never cried. And you really want to show it, All he did was go like this: If you're happy and you know it, stamp your feet! Additional Verses: 1. with his left [arm] If you're happy and you know it, shout 2. with his right [arm] hooray! 3. with his left [leg] If you're happy and you know it, shout 4. with his right [leg] hooray! 5. and a wiggle If you're happy and you know it, 6. and the head And you really want to show it, 7. all around If you're happy and you know it, shout 8. and the tongue hooray! 9. sit down

Page 4 The Grand Old Duke Of And she brought with her A wooden shoe. York, He had ten thousand men. My aunt came back, He marched them up the hill, From Timbucktoo, [Everyone stands up ] And she brought with her. And marched them down again. Some gum to chew, [Everyone sits down] And when you're up, you're up; My aunt came back, [Everyone stands up] From Niagra Falls, And when you're down, you're down. And she brought with her, [Everyone sits down] A ping-pong And when you're only halfway up, [Everyone half-way up ] My aunt came back, You're neither up nor down! From the New York Fair, And she brought with her, Singing In The Rain A rocking chair. I'm singing in the rain, just singing in the My aunt came back, rain. From Kalamazoo, What a glorious feeling, I'm happy again. And she brought with her, Thumbs up! (echo) Some nuts like you!! Toot-ta-ta-da, toot-ta-ta-da, toot-DA-DA. (echo)

Additional Verses My Auntie Monica Elbows in, Knees together, Toes together, Bums out CHORUS Chest out, Chin down, Tongue out I had a dear old auntie, My Auntie Monica, and we went shopping, they all said oh-la- My Aunt Came Back la And so the feathers waving, My aunt came back The feathers are waving so From old Japan, and so the feathers waving, And she brought with her the feathers waving so A big hand fan. CHORUS My aunt came back, And so the Dress is swinging, From old Algiers, The dress is waving so And she brought with her, and so the dress is swinging, A pair of shears. the dress is swinging so

My aunt came back, CHORUS From Holland too, And so the hat is waving,

Page 5 The hat is waving my hat is waving so What a Satiday night and so the hat is waving, Lawd, what a night, not a bite the hat is waving so How di pickney gwine feed?

CHORUS and so my Aunt is swinging Hello My Name is Joe My Aunt is Swing So And so my aunt is swinging Hello, my name is Joe My aunt is swinging so I have a wife and a dog and a family I (all day) in the button factory One day, my boss came up to me and said, Linstead Market "Hey Joe, are you busy?" I said, "No, heck no!" Mi carry mi ackee go a Linstead Market "Then do this... Not a quattie worth sell Mi Carry me ackee go a Linstead Market [Actions: At the end of the first verse, Not a quattie worth sell pretend you're punching a button with your right hand's index finger. Then repeat CHORUS the chant, adding your left index finger. Lord what night, not a bite Then one foot, then both feet, then your What a Saturday night head are added. Final action is to collapse Lawd what a night not a bite as if exhausted.] What a Saturday night

Everybody come feel up, feel up With My Hand On Myself Not a quattie worth sell Everybody come feel up, feel up Not a quattie worth sell With my hand on myself, vat is das here? [touch top of head] CHORUS Das is mine topnotcher, ya mama dear. [touch top of head] Do mi mommy nuh beat mi kill mi Topnotcher, topnotcher, ya mama dear. Sake a Merry-go-round [touch top of head] Do mi mommy don’t beat me kill Dot's vot I learned in der school, boom Sake a American rum boom.

CHORUS With my hand on myself, vat is das here? [touch forehead] All di pickney dem a linga linga Das is mine sweat brower, ya mama dear. Fi weh dem mumma no bring [touch forehead] All di pickney dem a linga linga Sweat brower, sweat brower, ya mama Fi weh dem mumma no bring dear. [touch forehead] Topnotcher, topnotcher, ya mama dear. Lawd, what a night, not a bite [touch top of head]

Page 6 Dot's vot I learned in der school, boom- boom. Let the Sunshine Additional verses: Let the sunshine Eye winker [touch eyes] Let the sunshine in Horn blower [touch nose] The sunshine in Soup strainer [touch teeth] Let the sunshine Lunch eater [touch mouth] Let the sunshine in Chin chowser [touch chin] The sunshine in Rubbernecker [touch neck] Let the sunshine Chest protector [touch chest] Let the sunshine in Breadbasket [touch stomach] The sun shine in... Foot stomper [touch foot] Peanut Butter Black Prince

CHORUS With a b-l-a-c-k Peanut, peanut butter, jelly! with a b-l-a-c-k Peanut, peanut butter, jelly! with a b-l-a-c-k First you take the peanuts and you pick 'em, Go Black Prince. you pick 'em, You pick 'em, pick 'em, pick 'em Zap em, zap em, zap em zap em till they cry CHORUS Go Black Prince Then you crush 'em, crush 'em, Go Black Prince You crush 'em, crush 'em, crush 'em Keep your spirits high

CHORUS Down the road and on to victory Then you spread 'em, spread 'em, With a b-l-a-c-k You spread 'em, spread 'em, spread 'em... with a b-l-a-c-k with a b-l-a-c-k CHORUS Go Black Prince. Then you take the berries and you pick 'em, you pick 'em, You pick 'em, pick 'em, pick 'em

CHORUS Then you crush 'em, crush 'em, You crush 'em, crush 'em, crush 'em

CHORUS Then you spread 'em, spread 'em, You spread 'em, spread 'em, spread 'em...

Page 7 CAMP SONGS Songs Page The Ants Go Marching...... 9 Barges...... 9 Cowboy Joe...... 9 Diki Bird Song...... 10 Have Fun...... 10 I Want to be Strong...... 10 Today...... 10 The Titanic...... 11 Say When...... 11 I’d Like to Teach the World to Sing...... 11 Little Green Valley...... 12 Gee Mom I Want to Go Home...... 12 Found a Peanut...... 12 Flicker the Light of the Campfire...... 13 Bill Grogan’s Goat...... 13 Mrs. O’Leary’s Cow...... 13 Kooka Berra...... 13 Swimming...... 13 The Parent’s Song...... 14 My Old Man’s a Sailor...... 14 Linger...... 14 Bamboo Tree...... 14 Weenie Man...... 15 Three Fisherman...... 15 Quartermaster’s Store...... 16 There was an Old ...... 16 Follow Me Boys...... 16 Ash Grove...... 17 Happy all the Time...... 17 John Jacob Jingle Heimer Schmidt...... 17 The More We Get Together...... 17 Pease Porridge Hot...... 17 The People on the Bus...... 18 Zip A Dee Doo Dah...... 18 Three Little Fishies...... 18 Camp Granada...... 19 Mister Sun...... 19 I Want to Hold Someone’s Hand...... 20 Green Trees...... 20 Taps...... 20

Page 8 The Ants Go Marching The little one stops to look to heaven And they all go marching, marching on The ants go marching one by one. hurrah, today hurrah (Twice) The ants go marching one by one The ants go marching on ... marching on The little one SOPS to suck his thumb today And they all go marching. marching on The ants go marching on ... marching on today today The ants go marching on The ants go marching two by two, hurrah, hurrah (Twice) Barges The ants go marching two by two The little one stops to tie his shoe CHORUS And they all go marching. marching on Barges, I would like to go with you, today I would like to sail the ocean blue. Barges, have you treasurers in your hold? The ants go marching three by three, hurrah. Do you fight with pirates brave and bold? hurrah (Twice) The ants go marching three by three Out of looking in the night, The little one stops to sing with me I can see the barges flickering light. And they all go parching. marching on today Silently flows the water to the sea, The ants go marching four by tour, hurrah, And the barges, too, float silently. hurrah (Twice) CHORUS The ants go marching four by four Out of my window looking in the night, The little one stops to shut the door I can see the barges flickering light. And they all go marching, marching on Starboard shines green and today Port shines ruby red, And the barges signal far ahead. The ants go marching five by five. hurrah. hurrah (Twice) CHORUS The ants go marching five by five How my heart longs to sail away with you, The little one stops to run and hide I would like to sail the ocean blue. And they all go marching, marching on But I must stay beside my window dear, today As I watch you sail away from here.

The ants go marching six by six. hurrah- CHORUS hurrah (Twice) The ants go marching six by six The little one stops to carry sticks Cowboy Joe And they all go marching, marching on today where the bad men are And the only thing to guide you is the The ants go marching seven by seven, evening star hurrah, hurrah (Twice) Is the roughest, toughest man by far The ants go marching seven by seven He's the ragtime cowboy Joe

Page 9 While you're young He always sings Remember have fun, To the music of his paddle Remember have fun. As he swings Back and forth upon the saddle of his horse Have love for 's good A pretty good horse Have love it's understood A syncopated gaiter You'll live the life you should And it's such a funny meter While you're young To the roar of his repeater Remember have fun, As he rides Remember have fun. And you hear the people call Cuz the folks all know What do they know? I Want To Be Strong He's a high falutin', rootin' tootin' Son of a man from Arizona CHORUS Ragtime cowboy I want to be strong, to be strong as the land Talk about your cowboy around me Ragtime Cowboy Joe. I want a heart that's as wide as the sky I want a spirit like a moving mountain stream Diki Bird Song I want to look people straight in the eye. Walking along beneath a canopy of clouds Up in a tree a diki bird Feeling like a stranger in the midst of a crowd Bim-sola-bim-bam-ba-sola-do-sola-dim I know that something great is calling me Up in a tree a diki bird sat. out loud Below him sat a furry black I know that I must choose. Bim-sola-bim-bam-ba-sola-do-sola-dim. Below him sat a furry black cat. CHORUS He said for dinner I shall have Bim-sola-bim-bam-ba-sola-do-sola-dim. The world is crying 'cuz there's hunger and He said for dinner I shall have you. there's hate Then all at once a diki bird But if we care it's not too late Bim-sola-bim-bam-ba-sola-do-sola-dim. A loving, laughing world we'll be able to create Then all at once a diki bird flew! Underneath the endless sky. Have Fun Today Have fun, or motto is, have fun

Or you will miss a life of happiness CHORUS While you're young Today while the blossoms still cling to the vines Remember have fun, I'll taste your strawberries, I'll drink your Remember have fun. sweet wines. A million tomorrows shall all pass away Have friends, believe in them Ere I forget all the joys that are mine today. Have friends, receive from them Good times until the end Well I'll be a dandy and I'll be a rover Page 10 You'll know who I am by the songs that I sing. CHORUS I'll feast at your table, I'll sleep in your They lowered all the lifeboats Who cares what tomorrow may bring? To the dark and stormy sea, As the band was playing CHORUS "God Be Close To Me." The captain tried to wire I can't be contented with yesterday's glory But the wires were on fire I can't live on promises winter to spring. It was sad when the great ship went down. Today is my moment and now is my story I'll laugh and I'll cry and I'll sing. CHORUS Oh the moral of this story, The Titanic As you can plainly see, Is to wear a life preserver When you go out to sea. Oh, they built the ship Titanic, The Titanic once was To sail the ocean blue, But never more shall be, And they built her so It was sad when the great ship went down The water wouldn't go through. But the good Lord raised his hand, Said the ship would never land, When, Where, Why It was sad when the great ship went down. Say when will we ever meet again CHORUS Say when will we ever meet again It was sad (so sad) Say when will we ever meet again It was sad (mighty sad) Say when, my friend, say when. It was sad when the great ship went down To the bottom of the sea.... Say where, and I'll meet there (husbands and wives, little children lost their Say where, and I'll meet you right there lives) Say where, and I'll meet you right there It was sad when the great ship went down. Say where, my friend, say where.

They were sailing close to Say why do we have to say goodbye Not forty miles from shore Say why do we have to say goodbye When the rich refused to associate with the Say why do we have to say goodbye poor. Say why, my friend, say why. So they sent them down below, Where they'd be the first to go. Say when will we every meet again It was sad when the great ship went down. Say where and I'll meet you right there Say why do we have to say goodbye CHORUS Say when, say where, say why. Twas the 14th of April The fourth month of the year I'd Like To Teach The The Titanic hit an iceberg That everyone could hear World To Sing They suffered and they cried "Good Lord don't let us die" I'd like to build the world a home It was sad when the great ship went down. And furnish it with love.

Page 11 Grow apple trees and honey bees They say are mighty fine, And snow-white turtle doves. They're either under seven, Or over ninety-nine. CHORUS That's the song I hear, CHORUS Let the world sing today I don't want no more of camp life, of peace that echoes on Gee mom, I want to go, oh, mom, I want to And never goes away. go, Gosh, mom, I want to go home. I'd like to teach the world to sing In perfect harmony The food at the teepee, I'd like to hold it in my arms They say is mighty fine. And keep it company A roll fell off the table and killed a friend of mine CHORUS I'd like to see the world for once CHORUS All standing hand in hand The t-shirts at the teepee And hear them echo through the hills They say are mighty fine, For peace throughout the land. Me and my buddy can both fit into mine

CHORUS CHORUS The watermelon at the teepee Little Green Valley They say is might fine, the counselors get the red part And we get all the rind I saw a little green valley with a carpet of corn for a floor CHORUS and I heard a voice within me whisper The coffee at the teepee This is worth living for. They say is might fine, It's good for cuts and bruises Didn’t I plant that flower and tastes like iodine. Didn’t I plant that corn because my fathers before me CHORUS fought for this land before I was born

I gather my friends all around me Found A Peanut and I gaze at each face I adore and I hear a voice within me shout Found a peanut, found a peanut this is worth living for. Found a peanut just now Just now I found a peanut Gee Mom, I Want To Go Found a peanut just now Cracked it open, cracked it open Home Cracked it open just now Just now I cracked it open The boys at the teepee, Page 12 Cracked it open just now The railroad track.

Additional Verses The whistle blew, It was rotten ... The train drew nigh, Ate it anyway ... Bill Grogan’s goat, Got a stomach ache ... Was doomed to die, Called the doctor ... He gave three groans, Had an operation ... Of mortal pain, Died anyway... Coughed up the shirts, Was a dream ... And flagged the train. Then I woke up ... Found a peanut ... Mrs. O’Leary’s Cow

Flicker the Light Late last night, while we were all in bed, of the Campfire Mrs. O’Leary hung a lantern in the shed. And when the cow kicked it over, she winked her eye and said, The flicker of the campfire "There’ll be a hot time in the old town The wind in the pines: !" FIRE! FIRE! FIRE! The stars in the heavens, A moon that shines, A place where people gather, Make friends of all kinds, Kooka-Berra A place where all men’s troubles Are always left behind. Kooka-Berra sits in the old gum tree, Merry merry king of the bush is he. So give me the light of the campfire Laugh Kooka-Berra, laugh Kooka-Berra. warm and bright Gay your life must be. And give me some friends to sing with I’ll be here all night Kooka-Berra sits in the old gum tree, Love is for those who find it Eating all the gumballs he can see. I’ve found mine , Stop Kooka-Berra, stop Kooka-Berra. Just you and me and the campfire Save some gum for me. And songs we love to hear. Swimming Bill Grogan’s Goat Swimming, swimming; Bill Brogan’s goat, In my swimming hole. Was feeling fine, When days are hot, Ate three red shirts, When days are cold, From off the line, In my swimming hole. Bill took a stick, Breast stroke, Gave him a whack, Side stroke, And tied hime to, Fancy diving too. Page 13 Oh don’t you wish that you could have My Old Man's a Sailor nothing else to do [You sing the song over and over, each time [Repeat, humming the first line, singing the replacing the word "sailor" with another rest. Repeat again, humming the first lines, occupation] singing the rest, and so on until the whole song is hummed. Then sing through] My old man's a sailor now what do you think about that? The Parents Song He wears a sailor's collar, (Tune Mister Sandman) he wears a sailor's hat. He wears a sailor's raincoat, Mister Stork, bring us a dream he wears a sailor's shoe. Please bring us children who never scream, And every Saturday evening, Please make them listen and make them he reads the sailor's news. polite And someday, if I can, And put them right to sleep when we turn I'm gonna be a sailor, out the light just like my old man Mister Stork, I'm never alone, Linger ain't got no bedroom to call my own so please turn on your flashlight beam Mmm, I want to linger Mister Stork, bring us a dream. Mmm, a little longer Mmm, a little longer here with you Mister Stork, I've had enough Mmm, its such a perfect night I'm going crazy, I need a day off Mmm, it doesn't seem quite right We've had two tick bites and lots of Mmm, that this should be with you mosquitos Mmm, and as the years go by And I can't get these kids to change their Mmm, I'll think of you and sigh clothes Mmm, This is good night and not good bye Mmm, I want to linger Mister Stork, one wet the bed Mmm, a little longer Another one's sick with a pain in his head. Mmm, a little longer here with you One's got poison ivy, one wants to go home Mmm, and come September And 's hair really needs a comb Mmm, I will remember Mmm, our camping days and friendships Mister Stork (yessssss), true The tents are a mess Mmm, I want to linger These kids are horrors and they know my Mmm, a lttle longer address Mmm, a little longer here with you I'd send them all home if I could Tut they love it here in the woods

Page 14 Under The Bamboo Tree Fisher fisher men men men There were three jolly fish-er-men The first one's name was I-I-saac Under the bamboo The first one's name was I-I-saac Under the bamboo tree I-I-saac saac saac There's room enough for you my darlin' I-I-saac saac saac Room enough for 1-2-3-4 The first one's name was I-I-saac When we get married, happy we'll be Under the bamboo The second one was Ja-a-cob Under the bamboo tree The second one was Ja-a-cob Boom boom, boom boom Ja-a-cob cob cob Boom boom boom boom boom boom Ja-a-cob cob cob If you'll be m-i-n-e mine The second one was Ja-a-cob I'll be t-h-i-n-e thine I'll l-o-v-e- love you one's name was A-bra-ham All the t-i-m-e- time The third one's name was A-bra-ham You are the b-e-s-t best A-bra A-bra ham ham ham Of all the r-e-s-t- rest A-bra A-bra ham ham ham I'll l-o-v-e- love you The third one's name was A-bra-ham All the t-i-m-e- time Match in the gas tank They all went down to Am-ster-(shh) Boom boom! They all went down to Am-ster-(shh) Am-ster Amster (shh) (shh) (shh) Weenie Man Am-ster Amster (shh) (shh) (shh) They all went down to Am-ster-(shh) I know a weenie man He owns a weenie stand I must not say that naugh-ty word He sells most I must not say that naugh-ty word From hotdogs on down, down, down ,down Naugh-ty naugh-ty word word word One day I'll join his life Naugh-ty naugh-ty word word word I'll be his weenie-wife I must not say that naugh-ty word HOT DOG! I love that weenie man A-weenie, weenie, weenie I'm goin' to say it an-y-how And a bun, bun, bun I'm goin' to say it an-y-how And mus-tard too! An-y an-y how how how A-weenie, weenie, weenie An-y an-y how how how And a bun, bun, bun I'm goin' to say it an-y-how

They all went down to Am-ster-dam Three Fishermen They all went down to Am-ster-dam Am-ster Am-ster dam dam dam Am-ster Am-ster dam dam dam There were three jolly fish-er-men They all went down to Am-ster-dam There were three jolly fish-er-men Fisher fisher men men men Page 15 Quartermaster's Store I don't know why she swallowed a fly. I guess she'll die. There are rats, rats, as big as alley cats, There was an old lady who swallowed a At the store, at the store. bird. There are rats, rats, as big as alley cats, How absurd! To swallow a bird! At the Quartermaster's store. She swallowed the bird to catch the spider That wiggled and jiggled and tickled insider CHORUS her. My eyes are dim, I can not see. She swallowed the spider to catch the fly. I have not brought my specks with me. I don't know why she swallowed a fly. (Repeat.) I guess she'll die. Additional Verses Mice . . . running through the rice. Imagine that! She swallowed a cat Beans . . . as big as submarines. She swallowed a cat to catch the bird... Gravy . . . enough to float the navy. Cakes . . . that give us tummy aches. What a hog! She swallowed a dog! Butter . . . running in the gutter. She swallowed the dog to catch the cat... Bread . . . with great big lumps like lead. Cheese . . . that makes you want to sneeze. Oh remorse! She swallowed a horse. Goats . . . eating all the oats She swallowed the horse to catch the Dog... Bees . . . with little knobby knees. She died of course! Owls . . . shredding paper towels. Apes . . . eating all the grapes. Follow Me Boys Foxes . . . stuffed in little boxes. Coke . . . enough to make you choke. CHORUS Pepsi . . . that gives you apoplexy. Follow me boys, follow me, Flies . . . swarming 'round the pies. When you think your really beat Fishes . . . washing all the dishes. That the time to lift your feet, Moths . . . eating through the cloths And follow me boys, follow me, Scouts . . . eating brussel sprouts. Pick'em up, put'em down and follow me, Pick'em up, put'em down pick'em up. There Was An Old Lady There's a job to do, There was an old lady who swallowed a fly. There's a fight to win, I don't know why she swallowed a fly. Follow me boys, follow me, I guess she'll die. And it won't be time till we all pitch in, Lift your chin with a grin and follow me. There was an old lady who swallowed a spider CHORUS That wiggled and jiggled and tickled insider It's a long long climb, her. But we've got the will, She swallowed the spider to catch the fly. Follow me boys, follow me, When we reach the top Page 16 Then It's all down hill, John Jacob Jingle Till you drop don't you stop and follow me. Heimer Schmidt CHORUS So the journeys end John Jacob Jingle Heimer Schmidt, Is beyond our sight, That’s my name too, Follow me boys, follow me, Whenever I go out, If we do our best The people always shout, And we've done alright, John Jacob Jingle Heimer Schmidt Pack your load, hit the road and follow me. Tah,dah,dah,dah,dah,dah,dah. CHORUS (Repeat the verse over and over, each Ash Grove time singing lower and lower until it is lip synced and the last line is always sung very loud.) Down yonder green valley Where streamlets meander When twilight is fading The More We Get Together I pensively roam. Or at the bright noontide The more we get together in solitude wander Together, together Amid the dark shades The more we get together Of the lovely ash grove. The happier we'll be Tis there the blackbird For your friends are my friends is cheerfully singing And my friends are your friends Each warbler enchants The more we get together with his note from tree. The happier we'll be Ah, then little think I The more we sing together of sorrow or sadness, Together, together The ash grove, entrancing The more we sing together spells beauty for me. The happier we'll be Cause your song is my song Happy All The Time And my song is your song The more we sing together The happier we'll be I’m upright, in right, outright, downright

Happy all the time I’m upright, in right, outright, downright Happy all the time Pease Porridge Hot The birds their carols sing Throughout the woodlands ring Pease porridge hot, pease porridge cold I’m upright, in right, outright, downright Pease porridge in the pot nine days old Happy all the time Some like it hot some like it cold Some like it in the pot nine days old

Page 17 Everything is satisfactull, The People on the Bus Zip a dee doo dah, Zip a dee ay, Wonderful feeling, Wonderful day! The people on the bus go up and down Three Little Fishies Up and down, up and down The people on the bus go up and down Down in the meadow in an itty bitty pool All through the town Swam three little fishies and a mama fishie too The money on the bus goes ching-a-ling-a- Swim, said the mama fishie, Swim if you ling can Ching-a-ling-a-ling, Ching-a-ling-a-ling And they swam and they swam all over the The money on the bus goes ching-a-ling-a- dam ling All through the town CHORUS Boop boop dittern dattem whattem .... Chu! The mommy on the bus says you're so sweet Boop boop dittern dattem whattem .... Chu!. You're so sweet, you're so sweet Boop boop dittern dattem whattem .... Chu! The mommy on the bus says you're so sweet And they swam and they swam all over the All through the town dam The daddy on the bus says Stop! said the mama fishie, or you will get I love you I love you, I love you lost The daddy on the bus says I love you The three little fishies didn't wanna be All through the town bossed The three little fishies went off on a spree The baby on the bus says waa-waa-waa And they swam and they swam right out to Waa-waa-waa, waa-waa-waa the sea The baby on the bus says waa-waa-waa All through the town CHORUS And they swam and they swam right out to The children on the bus say let's play games the sea Let's play games, let's play games Whee yelled the little fishies. Here's a lot of The children on the bus say let's play games fun All through the town We'll swim in the sea till the day is done They swam and they swam, and it was a lark Zip A Dee Doo Dah Till all of a sudden they saw a shark

Zip a dee doo dah, Zip a dee ay, CHORUS My, on my, what a wonderful day! Till all of a sudden they saw a shark Plenty of sunshine, headin’ , Help! cried the little fishies, Look at all the whales! Zip a dee doo dah, Zip a dee ay, And quick as they could they furred on their Mister bluebird on my shoulder, tails It’s the truth, it’s natural Page 18 And back to the pool in the meadow they I've been here one whole day. swam And they swam and they swam back over Dearest Father, darling Mother, the dam How's my little brother? Let me come home if you , CHORUS I would even let Aunt Bertha hug and kiss And they swam and they swam back over me. the dam Wait a minute, it stopped hailing, Guys are swimming, gals are sailing. Camp Granada Playing baseball, gee that's betta, Mudda, Fadda, kindly disregard this letter! Hello Mudda, hello Fadda, Here I am at Camp Granada. Camp is very entertaining, Mister Sun And they say we'll have some fun if it stops raining. CHORUS Oh Mister Sun, Sun, I went hiking with Joe Spivy; Mister Golden Sun, He developed poison ivy. Please shine down on me You remember Leonard Skinner; Oh Mister Sun, Sun, He got ptomain poisoning last night after Mister Golden Sun, dinner. Hiding behind a tree...

All the counselors hate the waiters, These little children And the lake has alligators, Are asking you And the head coach wants no sissies, To please come out So he reads to us from something called So we can play with you "Ulysses". Oh Mister Sun, Sun, Mister Golden Sun, Now I don't want this should scare ya, Please shine down on me! But my bunk mate has malaria. You remember Jeffrey Hardy, CHORUS They're about to organize a searching party. These little children Are asking you To please come out Take me home, oh Mudda, Fadda, So we can play with you Take me home, I hate Granada! Don't leave me in the forest where CHORUS I might get eaten by a bear.

Take me home, I promise I will not make noise, Or mess the house with other boys. Oh, please don't make me stay,

Page 19 I Want to Hold Someone’s Thanks and praise, for our days, 'Neath the sun, 'neath the stars, neath the sky; Hand As we go, this we know, God is nigh.

CHORUS Sun has set, shadows come, Oh in the moonlight Time has fled, kids must go to their beds I want to hold someone’s hand Always true to the promise that they made. Oh in the moonlight I think you’ll understand While the light fades from sight, And the stars gleaming rays softly send, why all the little birdies To thy hands we our souls, Lord, commend. and all the little beesies never go in twosies always go in threesies CHORUS why all the big ol boy scouts stay up late to meet the girl scouts CHORUS Green Trees [Sung before "Taps"]

Green trees around us, Blue skies above, Friends all around us, In a world filled with love.

Taps sounding softly, Hearts beating true As campers say, Goodnight to you. Taps

Day is done, gone the sun, From the lake, from the hills, from the sky; All is well, safely rest, God is nigh.

Fading light, dims the sight, And a star gems the sky, gleaming bright. From afar, drawing nigh, falls the night.

Page 20 CONTEMPORARY FOLK SONGS

Songs Pages Papa Hobo...... 22 ...... 22 Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald...... 22 Run River Run...... 23 Country Roads...... 24 Morning Has Broken...... 24 El Condor Pasa...... 24 Lean on Me...... 25 La Bamba...... 25 House of the Rising Sun...... 25 Dona Dona...... 26 Let It Be...... 26 Ob-La-Di Ob-La-Da...... 26 Stand By Me...... 27 Puff the Magic Dragon...... 27 ...... 27 Where Have all the Flowers Gone...... 28 Comes A Time...... 28 Sunshine on My Shoulders...... 28 ...... 29 Sweet Baby James...... 29 Good Day Sunshine...... 29

Page 21 Papa Hobo Laughing on the bus Playing games with the faces Mm------She said the man in the gabardine suit was a It's carbon and monoxide spy The ole Detroit perfume I said "Be careful his bowtie is really a It hangs on the highways camera" In the morning And it lays you down by noon "Toss me a cigarette, I think there's one in Oh Papa Hobo my raincoat" You can see that I'm dressed like a schoolboy "We smoked the last one an hour ago" But I feel like a clown So I looked at the scenery, she read her It's a natural reaction I learned magazine In this basketball town And the moon over an open field

Sweep up "Kathy, I'm lost," I said, though I knew she I been sweeping up the tips I've made was sleeping I'm living on Gatorade I'm empty and aching and I don't know why Planning my getaway Counting the cars on the New Jersey Detroit, Detroit Turnpike Got a hell of a hockey team They've all gone to look for America Got a left-handed way All gone to look for America Of making a man sign up on that All gone to look for America Automotive dream, oh yeah, oh yeah Oh, Papa Papa Hobo Could you slip me a ride? Wreck of the Edmund Well, it's just after breakfast Fitzgerald I'm in the road And the weatherman lied, The legend lives on from the Chippewa on Oo------, Ah-----, Oo------down America of the big lake they called "Gitche Gumee." The lake, it is said, never gives up her dead when the skies of November turn gloomy. “Let us be lovers we'll marry our fortunes together” "I've got some real estate here in my bag" With a load of iron ore twenty-six thousand So we bought a pack of cigarettes and Mrs. tons more Wagner pies than the Edmund Fitzgerald weighed empty, And we walked off to look for America that good ship and true was a bone to be "Kathy," I said as we boarded a Greyhound chewed in Pittsburgh when the "Gales of November" came early. "Michigan seems like a dream to me now" It took me four days to hitchhike from The ship was the pride of the American side Saginaw coming back from some mill in Wisconsin. I've gone to look for America As the big freighters go, it was bigger than

Page 22 most capsized; with a crew and good captain well seasoned, they may have broke deep and took water. And all that remains is the faces and the concluding some terms with a couple of names steel firms of the wives and the sons and the daughters. when they left fully loaded for Cleveland. And later that night when the ship's bell Lake Huron rolls, Superior sings in the rang, rooms could it be the north wind they'd been of her ice-water mansion. feelin'? Old Michigan steams like a young man's dreams; The wind in the wires made a tattle-tale the islands and bays are for sportsmen. sound and a wave broke over the railing. And farther below Lake Ontario takes in And ev'ry man knew, as the captain did too what Lake Erie can send her, 'twas the witch of November come stealin'. And the iron boats go as the mariners all know The dawn came late and the breakfast had with the Gales of November remembered. to wait when the Gales of November came slashin'. In a musty old hall in Detroit they prayed, When afternoon came it was freezin' rain in the "Maritime Sailors' Cathedral." in the face of a hurricane west wind. The church bell chimed 'til it rang twenty- nine times When suppertime came the old cook came for each man on the Edmund Fitzgerald. on deck sayin'. "Fellas, it's too rough t'feed ya." The legend lives on from the Chippewa on At seven P.M. a main hatchway caved in; he down said, of the big lake they call "Gitche Gumee." "Fellas, it's bin good t'know ya!" "Superior," they said, "never gives up her dead The captain wired in he had water comin' in when the gales of November come early and the good ship and crew was in peril. And later that night when 'is lights Run River Run went outta sight came the wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald. If you've been thinkin' you're all that you've got Then don't feel alone anymore Does any one know where the love of God Cause when we're together then you've got a lot goes For I am the river and you are the shore when the turn the minutes to hours? The searchers all say they'd have made CHORUS Whitefish Bay And it goes on and on if they'd put fifteen more miles behind 'er. Watching the river run Further and further from things that we've done They might have split up or they might have Leaving them one by one Page 23 And we have just begun Praise for the singing, praise for the Watching the river run morning, Listening and learning and yearning Praise for them springing fresh from the Run, river, run. word.

Whirling and twirling and dancing along Sweet the rain's new fall, sunlit from heaven, We pass by the old willow tree Like the first dew fall on the first grass. We're lovers caressed as we sing out our song Praise for the sweetness of the wet garden, Rejoicing together as we reach the sea. Sprung in completeness where His feet pass. CHORUS Mine is the sunlight, mine is the morning, Country Roads Born of light Eden saw play. Praise with elation, praise every morning, God's re-creation of the new day. Almost heaven, West Virginia, Blue Ridge Mountains, Shenandoah River Cool the gray clouds roll, peaking the Life is older here, older than the trees mountains, Younger than the mountains, blowing like a Gull in her free flight, swooping the skies. breeze Praise for the mystery, misting the morning, Behind the shadow, waiting to shine. CHORUS Country road, take me home I am the sunrise, warming the heavens, To the place I belong Spilling my warm glow over the earth. West Virginia, Mountain Mama Praise for the brightness of this new Take me home, country roads morning, All my memories gather round her, Filling my spirit with Your great love. Miners lady, stranger to blue water, Dark and dusty painted on the sky, Mine is a turning, mine is a new life, Misty taste of moonshine, teardrop in my Mine is a journey closer to You. eye Praise for the sweet glimpse, caught in a moment, CHORUS Joy deeply, dancing in flight. I hear a voice in the morning, how she calls me Radio reminds me of my home far away El Condor Pasa Driving down the road I get the feeling that I should have been home yesterday, I'd rather be a sparrow than a snail yesterday Yes I would, if I could CHORUS I surely would I'd rather be a hammer than a nail Yes I would, if I could Morning Has Broken I surely would Away, I'd rather sail away, Morning has broken, like the first morning, Like a swan that's here and gone Blackbird has spoken, like the first bird. A man gets tied up to the ground Page 24 he gives the world the saddest sound Una poca de gracia y otra cosita I'd rather be a forest than a street Y arriba y arriba Yes I would, if I could Y arriba y arriba y arriba ire I surely would no soy marinero I'd rather feel the earth beneath my feet Yo no soy marinero, por ti sere Yes I would, if I could Por ti sere, por ti sere I surely would. CHORUS Lean on Me Bamba, bamba, bamba, bamba Bamba, bamba Bamba Sometimes in our lives we all have pain Para bailar la bamba we all have sorrow Para bailar la bamba se necesita una poca de gracia If, if we are wise Una poca de gracia pa mi pa ti We know that there's Ay y arriba y arriba Always tomorrow Y arriba y arriba y arriba ire CHORUS Yo no soy marinero Lean on me Yo no soy marinero, soy capitan When you're not strong Soy capitan, soy capitan I'll be your friend I'll help you carry on CHORUS For it won't be long till I'm gonna need somebody to lean on The House of the Rising Please swallow your pride Sun If I have things you need to borrow There is a house in New Orleans for, no one can fill they call the Rising Sun those of your needs It's been the ruin of many a poor girl, that you won't let show oh God I know I'm one CHORUS You just call on me brother Go tell your baby sister When you need a hand not to do what I have done We all need somebody to lean on Shun that house in New Orleans I just might have a problem they call the Rising Sun that you'd understand We all need somebody to lean on If I had listened to what my mama said, CHORUS I had been at home today Being so young and foolish, poor boy, La Bamba let a rambler lead me astray

Para bailar la bamba My mother she's a tailor Para bailar la bamba se necesita una poca de gracia She sewed those new blue jeans Page 25 My sweetheart he's a gambler Laugh and laugh the whole day through Oh Lord, down in New Orleans And half the summer's night Dona, Dona, Dona, Dona Well the only thing a gambler needs Dona Dona Dona Don Is a suitcase and a trunk Dona Dona Dona Dona And the only time he's satisfied Dona Dona Dona Don Is when he's on a run `Stop complaining' said the farmer Fills his glasses to the brim `Who told you a calf to be and passes them around Why don't you have wings to fly with The only pleasure he gets out of life like the swallow, so proud and free?' is rambling from town to town. CHORUS Let It Be Calves are easily bound and slaughtered Never know the reason why But whoever treasures freedom When I find myself in times of trouble, Like the swallow, has learned to fly Mother Mary comes to me CHORUS Speaking words of wisdom, Let it be And in my hour of darkness, Ob-La-Di Ob-La-Da she is standing right in front of me Speaking words of wisdom, Let it be Desmond takes a trolley to the jewellery store Let it be, let it be, Buys a twenty carat golden ring Let it be, let it be, Takes it back to Molly, waiting at the door, Speaking words of wisdom, Let it be and as he gives it to her she begins to sing And when the broken hearted people CHORUS Living in the world agree Ob-la-di, Ob-la-da, life goes on bra There will be an answer, Let it be, La la how the life goes on (2X) For they may be parted, There is still that they will see, In a couple of years they have built There will be an answer, Let it be a home sweet home With a couple of kids running in the yard Dona Dona of Desmond and Molly Jones CHORUS On a wagon bound for market There's a calf with a mournful eye Happy ever after in the market place High above him there's a swallow Desmond lets the children lend a hand Winging swiftly through the sky Molly stays at home and does her pretty face and in the evening she's a singer with the CHORUS band How the winds are laughing, CHORUS They laugh with all their might Page 26 Stand By Me I'd sing it in the evening, all over this land I'd sing out danger, I'd sing out a warning I'd sing about the love between my brothers When the night has come and sisters and the land is dark All over this land And the moon is the only light I see, No, I won't be afraid Well I've got a hammer, and I've got a bell No I won't be afraid And I've got a song to sing, all over this land Just as long as you stand It's the hammer of justice, It's the bell of freedom Stand by me. It's the song about the love between my brothers and sisters CHORUS All over this land So darling, darling, Stand by me Oh stand by me, Puff the Magic Dragon Oh stand, stand by me, stand by me CHORUS If the sky that we look upon Puff, the magic dragon live by the sea should crumble and fall And frolicked in the autumn mist or the mountain in a land called Honah Lee, should crumble to the sea Little Jackie Paper loved that rascal Puff I won't cry, I won't cry, And brought him strings and sealing wax No I won't shed a tear and other fancy stuff. Just as long as you stand, Stand by me CHORUS CHORUS Together they would travel on a boat with billowed sail, Jackie kept a lookout If I Had a Hammer perched on Puff’s gigantic tail, Noble kings and princes If I had a hammer, I'd hammer in the morning would bow where’er they came, I'd hammer in the evening, all over this land Pirate ships would low’r their flag I'd hammer out danger, I'd hammer out a warning when Puff roared out his name I'd hammer about the love between my brothers and sisters CHORUS All over this land A dragon lives forever but not so little boys Painted wings and giant rings make way for If I had a bell, I'd ring it in the morning other toys. I'd ring it in the evening, all over this land One gray night it happened, I'd ring out danger, I'd ring out a warning Jackie Paper came no more I'd ring about the love between my brothers And Puff that mighty dragon, and sisters he ceased his fearless roar. All over this land CHORUS If I had a song, I'd sing it in the morning Page 27 His head was bent in sorrow--- When will they ever learn? green scales fell like rain, When will they ever learn? Puff no longer went to play Where have all the graveyards gone? along the cherry lane Long time passing Without his lifelong friend Where have all the graveyards gone? Puff could not be brave Long time ago So Puff that mighty dragon, Where have all the graveyards gone? sadly slipped into his cave. Covered with flowers every one CHORUS When will we ever learn? When will we ever learn? Where Have All the Flowers Gone Comes a Time Comes A Time Where have all the flowers gone? Comes a time when you're driftin' Long time passing Come a time when you settle down Where have all the flowers gone? Comes a light feelin's liftin' Long time ago Lift that baby right up off the ground Where have all the flowers gone? Girls have picked them every one CHORUS When will they ever learn? Oh, this old world keeps spinning round When will they ever learn? It's a wonder tall trees ain't layin' down Where have all the young girls gone? There comes a time Long time passing Where have all the young girls gone? You and I we were captured Long time ago Comes a time when you settle down Where have all the young girls gone? We were right we were giving Taken husbands every one That's how we kept what we gave away When will they ever learn? When will they ever learn? CHORUS Where have all the young men gone? Long time passing Where have all the young men gone? Sunshine On My Shoulders Long time ago Where have all the young men gone? Sunshine on my shoulders makes me happy Gone for soldiers every one Sunshine in my eyes can make me cry When will they ever learn? Sunshine on the water looks so lovely When will they ever learn? Sunshine almost always makes me high Where have all the soldiers gone? If I had a day that I could give you Long time passing I’d give to you a day just like today Where have all the soldiers gone? If I had a song that I could sing for you Long time ago I’d sing a song to make you feel this way Where have all the soldiers gone? Sunshine on my shoulders makes me happy Gone to graveyards every one Sunshine in my eyes can make me cry

Page 28 Sunshine on the water looks so lovely Sweet Baby James Sunshine almost always makes me high If I had a tale that I could tell you There is a young cowboy he lives on the I’d tell a tale sure to make you smile range If I had a wish that I could wish for you His horse and his cattle are his only I’d make a wish for sunshine all the while companions Sunshine on my shoulders makes me happy He works in the saddle and he sleeps in the Sunshine in my eyes can make me cry canyons Sunshine on the water looks so lovely Waiting for Summer, his pastures to change Sunshine almost always makes me high And as the moon rises he sits by his fire Sunshine almost all the time makes me high Thinking about women and glasses of beer Sunshine almost always And closing his eyes as the doggies retire He sings out a song which is soft but it's Here Comes the Sun clear As if maybe someone could hear Here comes the sun, here comes the sun, And I say it's all right CHORUS Little darling, it's been a long cold lonely Goodnight you moonlight ladies winter Rockabye sweet baby James Little darling, it feels like years since it's Deep greens and blues are the colors I been here choose Here comes the sun, here comes the sun Won't you let me go down in my dreams And I say it's all right Little darling, the smiles returning to the And rockabye sweet baby James faces Now the first of December was covered with Little darling, it seems like years since it's snow been here And so was the turnpike from Stockbridge to Here comes the sun, here comes the sun Boston And I say it's all right Lord, the Berkshires seemed dream-like on Sun, sun, sun, here it comes... account of that frosting Sun, sun, sun, here it comes... With ten miles behind me and ten thousand Sun, sun, sun, here it comes... more to go Sun, sun, sun, here it comes... CHORUS Sun, sun, sun, here it comes... There's a song that they sing when they take Little darling, I feel that ice is slowly to the highway melting A song that they sing when they take to the Little darling, it seems like years since it's sea been clear A song that they sing of their home in the Here comes the sun, here comes the sun, sky And I say it's all right Maybe you can believe it if it helps you to It's all right sleep But singing works for me CHORUS Page 29 Good Day Sunshine

CHORUS Good day sunshine Good day sunshine Good day sunshine

I need to laugh, and when the sun is out I've got something I can laugh about I feel good, in a special way I'm in love and it's a sunny day

CHORUS We take a walk, the sun is shining down Burns my feet as they touch the ground

CHORUS Then we lie beneath a shady tree I and she's loving me She feels good, she know she's looking fine I'm so proud to know that she is mine

Good day sunshine Good day sunshine Good day sunshine Good day sunshine Good day sunshine Good day sunshine Good day sunshine Good day sunshine

Page 30 GRACES

Songs Page Bagazinski Family Grace...... 32 Silent Grace...... 32 We Are Thankful...... 32 Good Food...... 32 Back of the Bread...... 32 Johnny Appleseed...... 33 Oscar Mayer Grace...... 33

Page 31 Bagazinski Family Grace Silent Grace Tune: Addams Family Theme May the Great Spirit in the sky (point up and CHORUS make circles with your arm) Da da da dum (snap snap) Protect you in the (point forward) Da da da dum (snap snap) As in the past (point back) Da da da dum With much (hit fists together) Da da da dum Great (spread arms out) Da da da dum (snap snap) Love (cross arms over heart) [Usually done silently) We thank you Lord for giving, The things we need for living We Are Thankful The food, the fun, the friendship, [Tune: "Frere Jaques"] The Baggie Fam-i-ly. We are thankful, CHORUS We are thankful, We thank you for the food Lord, For our food, For Mom and Dad and you Lord, For our food, We thank you for the food Lord, And our many blessings, The Baggie Fam-i-ly. And our many blessings, Amen, Amen CHORUS We thank You Lord for giving The food we need for living Good Food Be with us while we eat it, Because we really need it. Good Food Good Meat CHORUS Good God... Be present at our table LORD, Let’s eat Be here and every where adored. These mercies bless and grant that we, May love serve and obey Thee. Back of the Bread

CHORUS In back of the bread is the flour We thank you for this day, Lord and back of the flour is the mill For friends and family, Lord. In back of the mill is the grain We thank you for this food, Lord and in back of the grain is the For friends and family. wind and the rain Ah-ah-amen (snap-snap)* and the Father’s will Ah-ah-amen (snap-snap)* Ah-ah-amen, Ah-ah-amen, Ah-ah-amen (snap-snap)

[Cross arms when snapping fingers] Page 32 Johnny Appleseed

Oh the Lord is good to me and so I thank the Lord for giving me the things I need the sun, the rain, and the appleseed. The Lord is good to me. Oscar Meyer Wiener Grace

My savior has a first name It's J-E-S-U-S My Savior has a second name It's C-H-R-I-S-T! I love to praise Him every day And if you ask me why, I'll say... 'Cuz Jesus Christ has a way Of brightening up my every day!

Page 33 GROSS CAMP SONGS

Song Page Ain’t Gonna Rain No More...... 35 Do Your Ears Hang Low...... 35 Jaws...... 36 Gopher Guts...... 36 Worms...... 36 Baby Bumblebee...... 37 Tom the Toad...... 37 McDonalds...... 37 Galoomph Went the Little Green Frog...... 37 Mary had a Swarm of Bees...... 38 The Littlest Worm...... 38 Stinker of the Tent...... 38

Page 34 Ain't Gonna Rain No More Do Your Ears Hang Low

Do your ears hang low? CHORUS Do they wobble to and fro? Oh, it ain't gonna rain no more, no more Can you tie them in a knot? It ain't gonna rain no more Can you tie them in a bow? How in heck can I wash my neck Can you throw them over your shoulder if it ain't gonna rain no more Like a continental soldier? Do your ears hang low? A bum sat by the sewer And by the sewer he died Do your ears flip-flop? And at the coroners inquist Can you use them for a mop? They call it sewer side Are they stringy at the bottom? Are they curly at the top? CHORUS Can you use them for a swatter? A peanut sat on the railroad track Can you use them for a blotter? It's heart was all a-flutter Do your ears flip-flop? Along came the 4:15 Toot toot, peanut butter Do your ears hang high? Do they reach up to the sky? CHORUS Do they droop when they're wet? My father is a butcher Do they stiffen when they're dry? My mother is a cook Can you semaphore your neighbor And I'm the little hot-dog With a minimum of labor? That runs around the brook Do your ears hang high? CHORUS Do your ears hang wide? My father built a chimney Do they flap from ? He built it up so high Do they wave in the breeze He had to take it down each night From the slightest little sneeze? To let the moon go by Can you soar above the nation With a feeling of elation? CHORUS Do your ears hang wide? My daddy is a doctor, My mommy is a nurse, Do your ears fall off And I'm the little needle When you give a great big cough? That gets you where it hurts... Do they lie there on the ground Orbounce around at every sound? CHORUS Can you stick them in your pocket, Mary had a little lamb, Just like little Davey Crocket? Her father shot it dead Do your ears fall off And now she takes it to school Between two slices of bread...

Page 35 Jaws Monkey vomit, camel snot Eagle eye and cookie goo (Tune: Do Re Mi) Made a sandwich just for you. JAWS A mouth, a great big mouth TEETH The things that kinda crunch Worms BITE The friendly sharks "hello" US His favorite juicy lunch Nobody likes me, BLOOD That turns the ocean red Everybody hates me! CHOMP That means the sharks been fed I’m gonna eat some worms. GULP That will bring us back to Chorus (Repeat after each verse) JAWS! JAWS! JAWS! JAWS! Long, slim slimey ones, Short, fat juicy ones, Itsy, bitsy, fuzzy, wuzzy worms. Gopher Guts Great green globs of greasy grimy gopher guts, First you get a bucket, Mutilated monkey meat, Then you get a shovel, Little birdies dirty feet, Oh how they wiggle and squirm. Great green globs of greasy grimy gopher guts, And my spoon! First you pull the heads off, Then you suck th guts out. Great green gobs of greasy grimy gopher guts, Oh how they wiggle and squirm. Multilated monkey meat, Itsy bitsy birdie feet, Down goes the first one, French fried eye-, Down goes the second one, Rolling down a muddy street, Oh how they wiggle and squirm. And I forgot my spoon. (pause) Up comes the first one, But I got my straw! Up comes the second one, Oh how they wiggle and squirm. Great green gobs of greasy grimey gopher guts, Mutilated monkey meat, Everybody likes me, Saturated birdy feet, Nobody hates me! All wrapped up in Why did I eat those worms? All purpose pus. And me without a spoon! Chop up their heads and Squeeze out their juice, Gee whiz! (but I've got a straw) Great green And throw their tails away. gobs of greasy grimy gopher guts Nobody knows how I survive Mutilated monkey meat On worms three times a day! Chopped up dirty birdy feet. A one pound jar of all purpose porpoise pus Swimming in pink lemonade. Scab sandwich, spit on top

Page 36 Baby Bumble Bee Oh Tom the Toad, Oh Tom the Toad Why did you jump into the road? You were so big and green and fat I'm bringing home a baby bumble bee But now you're small and red and flat. Won't my Mommie be so proud of me? Oh Tom the Toad, Oh Tom the Toad I'm bringing home a baby bumble bee... Why did you jump into the road Ouch! It stung me!

I'm squashing up my baby bumble bee Beans Won't my Mommie be so proud of me? I'm squashing up my baby bumble bee... Beans, Beans, a wonderful fruit Ew! What a mess! The more you eat, the more you toot The more you toot, the better you feel I'm licking up my baby bumble bee Let's eat beans for every meal! Won't my Mommie be so proud of me? Beans, Beabs their good for your heart I'm licking up my baby bumble bee... The more you ear the more your fart Ugh! I feel sick! The more you fart, the better you feel Let’s eat bean for every meal. I'm barfing up my baby bumble bee Won't my Mommie be so proud of me? McDonalds I'm barfing up my baby bumble bee... Oh! Another mess! McDonald's is your kind of place Hamburgers in your face I'm mopping up my baby bumble bee French fries between your toes Won't my Mommie be so proud of me? Dill pickles up your nose I'm mopping up my baby bumble bee... and don't forget those chocolate shakes Mommie, aren't you proud of me. Made from polluted lakes McDonalds is your..... kind of place Oh Tom the Toad Galoomph Went the Little (Tune: Oh Christmas Tree. O Tannenbaum) Green Frog Oh, Tom the Toad, Oh, Tom the Toad Why are you lying in the road? Galoomph went the little green frog one day Oh, Tom the Toad, Oh, Tom the Toad Galoomph went the litle green frog one day. Why are you lying in the road? Galoomph went the little green frog one day, and his eyes went Galoomph, too. Didn't you see, that light turn red? Now there are tracks, across your head. Honk! honk! went the big Mack truck one Oh, Tom the Toad, Oh, Tom the Toad day. Why are you lying in the road? Squish squash went the little green frog And his eyes couldn't go Galoomph anymore Oh Tom the Toad, Oh Tom the Toad Cause he got eaten up by a dog. Roof! Roof! Why did you jump into the road?

Page 37 Mary Had a Swarm of Bees He was my pal(echo) he was my friend(echo) (Tune: Mary Had a Little Lamb) and now he's gone(echo) and now he's dead(echo) Mary had a swarm of bees Swarm of bees, swarm of bees (All)He was my pal he was my friend Mary had a swarm of bees and now he's gone and now he's dead. and they to save their lives had to go where Mary went, Mary went, Mary went. Stinker of the Tent Had to go where Mary went (Tune: Tarzan of the Apes) 'Cause Mary had the hives. I like Chile Pork and Beans and Corn The Littlest Worm I like Chile Pork and Beans and Corn I like Chile Pork and Beans and Corn (Tune The Bear Song) That’s why they call me Stinker of the Tent The littlest worm (echo) I ever saw (echo) was stuck inside (echo) my soda straw (echo)

(All) The littlest worm I ever saw, was stuck inside my soda straw.

(All other verses sung in the same manner)

I took a sip (echo) and he went down (echo) right through my pipes (echo) He'll surely drown (echo)

(All)I took a sip and he went down, right through my pipes he''ll surely drown.

I burped him up(echo) and he was dead(echo) I buried him(echo) in a flower bed (echo)

(All)I burped him up and he was dead, I buried him in a flower bed.

Page 38 GROUP SONGS

Song Page The Bear Song...... 40 Boom Chicka Boom...... 40 Going on A Lion Hunt...... 40 Tarzan...... 41 Tongo...... 41 Music Condor...... 42 The Green Grass Grew All Around...... 42 There is a Hole in the Bucket...... 42

Page 39 The Bear Song Now don't you fret (echo) Now don't you frown (echo) I caught that branch (echo) The other day (echo) On the way back down (echo) I met a bear (echo) Out in the woods (echo) I heard a crack, (echo) A way (echo) I heard a crunch, (echo) And I became, (echo) (All) That big bear's lunch (echo) The other day I met a bear That's all there is (echo) Out in the woods There ain't no more (echo) A way out there Unless I meet (echo) That bear once more (echo) (other verses sung in the same manner) He looked at me (echo) Next time I saw (echo) I looked at him (echo) That great big bear (echo) He sized up me (echo) He was a rug (echo) I sized up him (echo) On the bathroom floor (echo) He said to me (echo) The moral of, (echo) Why don't you run? (echo) The story be, (echo) I can see you (echo) Don't meet a bear, (echo) Ain't got a gun (echo) With out a tree. (echo) And so I ran (echo) Away from there (echo) Boom Chicka Boom Right behind me was (echo) That great big bear (echo) I said a-boom-chick-a-boom! (echo) I said a-boom-chick-a-boom! (echo) In front of me (echo) I said a-boom-chick-a-rock-a-chick-a-rock- There was a tree (echo) a-chick-a-boom! (echo) Oh my oh me (echo) A great big tree (echo) Uh-huh! (echo) On Yeah! (echo) The nearest branch (echo) This time! (echo) Was ten feet up (echo) We sing! (echo) I'd have to jump (echo) HIGHER! And trust to luck (echo) Goin' On a Lion Hunt And so I jumped (echo) (Audience echos each line. Into the air (echo) You can also have audience sets I missed that branch (echo) up clap or slap legs to the rhythm ) A way up there (echo)

Page 40 Goin' on a lion hunt. Now Cheetah is Velveeta (echo) Goin to catch a big one. Now Jane's got a pain (echo) I'm not afraid. Now Tarzan's got a tan (echo) Look, what's up ahead? Mud! Shamu! (echo) Can't go over it. Was swimming in the ocean blue (echo) Can't go under it. Crashed into a big canoe (echo) Can't go around it. Now Shamu's gonna sue (echo) Gotta go through it. [Make sloshing sounds and move hands as if slogging.] Now Tiff doesn't like Biff, (echo) Following verses: Now Cheetah is Velveeta (echo) Sticks. [Snap fingers.] Now Jane's got a pain (echo) Tree. [Make gestures climbing up and down.] Now Tarzan's got a tan (echo) Gate. [Make gate-opening gestures.] River. [make swimming gestures.] Charlie! (echo) Cave. [Go in it and find lion. Reverse all Was riding on his Harley (echo) motions quicky to get home.] Crashed into Bob Marley (echo) Now Charlie's not so gnarly (echo) Tarzan Now Shamu's gonna sue (echo) Now Tiff doesn’t like biff (echo) Tarzan! (echo) Now Cheetah is Velveeta (echo) Swinging from a (echo) Now Jane's got a pain (echo) Crashed into a frying pan (echo) Now Tarzan's got a tan (echo) Now Tarzan has a tan (echo) Now my friends that is the end. Jane! (echo) Was flying in an aeroplane (echo) Crashed into a freeway lane (echo) Tongo Now Jane's got a pain (echo) Now Tarzan's got a tan (echo) Tongo (echo) Jimminy bayo bayo (echo) Cheetah! (Echo) Tongo (echo) Was walking down the street-a (echo) Oop da lay cumbayo (echo) Moving to the beat-a (echo) Ooh a lay (echo) Now Cheetah is Velveeta (echo) Molly pa molly way (echo)

Now Jane's got a pain (echo) Now Tarzan's got a tan (echo)

Tiff, (echo0 Was going out wih Biff, (echo) Tiff took a whif of Biff, (echo) Now Tiff doesn't like Biff, (echo) Page 41 Music Condor 12. and on that feather...there was a flea 13. and on that flea...there was a mite Leader: I am the music condor, I come from slavic lands. Group: the music condor, He comes from There's A Hole In The slavic lands. Bucket Leader: Ic con spieler. (boys) There's a hole in the bucket, dear Group: Liza, dear Liza, Ic con spieler, There's a hole in the bucket, dear Liza, a On my: hole. 1) Bag Pipes (nie nie) 2) Tuba (Ompa) (girls) Mend the hole then, dear Georgie, 3) Viola (Viola) dear Georgie, dear Georgie 4) Drums (boom) Mend the hole then, dear Georgie, dear 5) Orchestra (all) Georgie, mend the hole.

(boys) With what shall I mend it, dear Liza, dear Liza etc. The Green Grass Grew All (girls) With a straw then, dear Georgie, dear Around Georgie etc.

There was a hole, (echo) (boys) If the straw be too long, dear Liza --- In the middle of the ground, (echo) (girls) Cut the straw then, dear Georgie --- Prettiest little hole, (echo) That you ever did see, (echo) (boys) With what shall I cut it, dear Liza --- OOOOOH (girls) With a knife then, dear Georgie ---

The holes in the ground and the green grass (boys) If the knife be too dull, dear Liza --- grew all around all around and the green (girls) Whet the knife then, dear Georgie --- grass grew all around (boys) With what shall I whet it, dear Liza -- Additional Verses: - 2. and in that hole...there was some dirt (girls) With a stone then, dear Georgie --- 3. and in that dirt...there were some roots 4. and on those roots...there was a tree (boys) If the stone be too rough, dear Liza --- 5. and on ...there was a limb (girls) Smooth the stone then, dear Georgie - 6. and on that limb...there was a branch -- 7. and on that branch...there was a nest 8. and in that nest...there was an egg (boys) With what shall I smooth it, dear Liza 9. and in that egg...there was a bird --- 10. and on that bird...there was a wing (girls) With water dear Georgie --- 11. and on that wing...there was a feather Page 42 (boys) In what shall I fetch it, dear Liza --- (girls) In a bucket, dear Georgie --

(boys) There's a hole in the bucket, dear Liza------

[And so on ad-infinitum. ]

Page 43 IRISH SONGS

Songs Page Danny Boy...... 45 It’s a Long Way to Tipperary...... 45 I’m Looking Over a Four Leaf Clover...... 45 Too Ra Loo Ral...... 45 My Wild Irish Rose...... 46 McNamara’s Band...... 46 Unicorn...... 47 When Irish Eyes Are Smiling...... 48 Whiskey in the Jar...... 48 Paddy McGinty’s Goat...... 49 MacTavish Brothers...... 49

Page 44 Danny Boy Saying, "Should you not receive it, Write and let me know! If I make mistakes in spelling, Molly dear," Oh Danny Boy, the pipes the pipes are said he calling " Remember it's the pen that's bad, from glen to glen and down the mountain side Don't lay the blame on me." the summer’s gone and all the flowers dying its you its you must go and I must bide Molly wrote a neat reply to Irish Paddy O. but come ye back when summer’s in the meadow Saying. "Mike Mahoney wants to marry me, or when the valleys hushed and white with snow and so its Ill be here in sunshine or in shadow Leave the Strand and Piccadilly, or you'll be Oh Danny Boy my Danny Boy I love you so to blame For love has fairly drove me silly, hoping And when ye come and all the flowers are dying you're the same!" if I am dead as dead I well may be you’ll come and find the place where I am lying and knell and say an Ave there for me I’m Looking Over a Four and I shall hear tho soft ye tread above me Leaf Clover and all my grave will warmer sweeter be and if you bend and tell me that you love me I’m Looking Over a Four Leaf Clover than I shall sleep in peace until you come to me that I over looked before one is for sunshine It’s a Long Way to the second is rain Tipperary third are the that grow in the lane No need explaining Up to mighty came an Irishman one the one remaining day, is somebody I adore As the streets are paved with gold, sure I’m Looking Over a Four Leaf Clover ev'ryone was gay; What I ovr looked before Singing songs of Piccadilly, Strand and Leicester Square, Till Paddy got excited, then he shouted to Irish Lullaby a.k.a. Too Ra them there: Loo Ral It’s a long way to Tipperary CHORUS it’s a long was to go Too ra loo ra loo ral It’s a long way to Tipperary too ra loo ra lie to the sweetest gal I know too ra loo ra loo ral farewell to Piccadilly hush now don’t you cry so long Leister Square Too ra loo ra loo ral It’s a long way to Tipperary too ra loo ra lie but my heart lies there too ra loo ra loo ral that’s an Irish lullaby Paddy wrote a letter to his Irish Molly O, Page 45 The bloom from my wild Irish Rose. Over in Killarney, many years ago my mother sang a song to me in tones so They may sing of their roses which, by other sweet and low names, just a simple little diddy in her good old Would smell just as sweetly, they say, Irish way But I know that my Rose would never And I’d give the world if she could sing that consent song to me today To have that sweet name taken away. CHORUS Her glances are shy when e'er I pass by Oft’ in dreams I wander to that cot again The bower, where my true love grows; I hear her softly hummin’ to me as when she And my one wish has been that some day I did back then may win I I fell her softly huggin’ me as in days of yore The heart of my wild Irish Rose. when she used to rock me fast asleep outside that cabin door McNamara’s Band CHORUS Oh My name is McNamara I’m the leader of My Wild Irish Rose the band although we’re few in numbers we’re the If you'll listen, I'll sing you a sweet little finest in the land song, we play at wakes and weddings and at every Of a flower that's now drooped and dead, fancy ball Yet dearer to me, yes, than all of its mates, and when we play at funerals we play the Tho' each holds aloft its proud head. “March From Saul”

'Twas given to me by a girl that I know, CHORUS Since we've met, faith, I've known no Oh the drums go bang and the cymbals clang repose, and the horns they blaze away She is dearer by far than the world's McCarthy pumps the old bassoon and I the brightest star, pipes do play And I call her my wild Irish Rose and Hennessy Yennessy toodles the flute and music is somethin’ grand CHORUS a credit to old Ireland is McNamara’s Band My wild Irish Rose, The sweetest flow'r that grows, Tra la la laaa, la la la laa laaaa, laaaa la la la laaaa You may search ev'rywhere, tra la la laaa, la la la laa laaaa, a credit to old But none can compare Ireland is McNamara’s Band With my wild Irish Rose. Right now we are rehearsing for a very My wild Irish Rose, affair The dearest flow'r that grows, the annual celebration all the genrty will be there And some day for my sake, When to Ireland came he took She may let me take me by the hand Page 46 he said,”I’ve never seen the likes of make it rain" McNamara’s Band” He says, "Hey Noah, I'll tell you what to do CHORUS Build me a floating zoo, and take some of those Oh my name is Uncle Yuleous and from Sweden I have come Green alligators and long-necked geese to play in McNamara’s Band and bang the Some humpty backed camels and some big bass drum chimpanzees as we go marchin’ down the street the ladies Some cats and rats and elephants, but sure as think it’s grand you're born They say,”I’ve never seen a Swede in Don't you forget My unicorns McNamara’s Band!” CHORUS Old Noah was there to answer the call He finished up making the ark just as the Well I wear a bunch of shamrocks and a rain started to fall uniform of green He marched the animals two by two “Hey I’m the funniest looking Swede that And he called out as they came through you have ever seen!” Hey Lord, “There’s Ryans, O’Briens and Sheehans and I've got green alligators and long-necked Meehans they come from Ireland geese But By Yimminy I’m the only Swede in Some humpty backed camels and some McNamara’s Band chimpanzees CHORUS Some cats and rats and elephants, but Lord, I'm so forlorn Unicorn (Green Alligators) I just can't find no unicorns" And Noah looked out through the driving A long time ago, when the Earth was green rain There was more kinds of animals than Them unicorns were hiding, playing silly you've ever seen games They'd run around free while the Earth was Kicking and splashing while the rain was being born falling And the loveliest of all was the unicorn Oh, them silly unicorns There was green alligators and long-necked There was green alligators and long-necked geese geese Some humpty backed camels and some Some humpty backed camels and some chimpanzees chimpanzees Some cats and rats and elephants, but sure as Noah cried, "Close the door because the rain you're born is falling The loveliest of all was the unicorn And we just can't wait for no unicorns" The Lord seen some sinning and it gave Him The ark started moving, it drifted with the pain And He says, "Stand back, I'm going to Page 47 The unicorns looked up from the rocks and heart, they cried And it makes even sunshine more bright. And the waters came down and sort of Like the linnet's sweet song, crooning all the floated them away day long, That's why you never see unicorns to this Comes your laughter and light for the very day springtime of life Is the sweetest of all You'll see green alligators and long-necked There is ne'er a real care or regret; ad while geese springtime is ours Some humpty backed camels and some Throughout all of youth's hours, let us smile chimpanzees each chance we get. Some cats and rats and elephants, but sure as you're born Whiskey in the Jar You're never gonna see no unicorns It’s as I was going over the Cork and Kerry Mountains When Irish Eyes are I met with Captain Farrel and his money he Smiling was countin’ I first produced my pistol and I then produced my rapier CHORUS sayin’, “stand and deliver for I am your bold deceiver: When Irish Eyes are Smiling sure it’s like a morn in spring CHORUS In the lilt of Irish laughter you can hear the mush a ring a ma dor um dah (4 claps) angels sing whack for the daddy Oh (2 claps) when Irish hearts are happy all the world whack for the daddy Oh seems bright and gay there’s whiskey in the jar (yell “HEY” with but when Irish eyes are smiling sure they’ll a simultaneous clap) steal your heart away I counted up my money and it made a pretty penny There’s a tear in your eye and I’m I took that money home and I gave it to my Jenny wondering why she promised and she vowed that she never that it ever should be there at all would deceive me with such power in your smile sure a stone but the devil take the women for they never you’d beguile can be easy and there’s never a teardrop should fall CHORUS when your sweet lilting laughter’s like some fairy song I went into my chamber for to take a little slumber and your eyes sparkle bright as can be I dreamt of gold and jewels and for sure it Oh then laugh all the while and all other was no wonder times smile but Jenny took my charges and filled them and then smile a smile for me up with water CHORUS and sent for Captain Farrel to be ready for the slaughter For your smile is a part of the love in your CHORUS Page 48 Paddy McGinty's goat, OY! It was early in the mornin’ before I rose to travel Paddy McGinty's goat, OY! surrounded by the footmen and likewise Captain Farrel The MacTavish Brothers I went for my old pistol for they’d stolen my (Tune: Irish Washerwoman) old rapier but I couldn’t shoot the water so a prisoner I O'l Malley is dead and O'l Riley don't know it, was taken O'l Riley is dead and O'l Malley don't know it. CHORUS They're both of them dead in the very same bed, And neither one knows that the other one's If anyone can save me it’s my brother in the army dead! I think that he is stationed in Cork or in Killarney and if he would be here we’d be rovin’ in Kilkenny I know he’d treat be better than my darlin’ sportin’ Jenny CHORUS

Now some take delight in the fishin’ and the fowlin’ others take delight in the carriage wheels a rollin I takes delight in the juice of the barley and countin’ pretty women in the mornin’ oh so early CHORUS

Paddy McGinty's Goat

Paddy McGinty, an Irishman of note Fell into a fortune, and bought himself a goat Now this very goat, he had an appetite And early one morning he ate some dynamite One box of matches, a quart of kerosene Two pints of nitro, the same of gasoline Sat by the fire and didn't give a hang A great big spark went down his throat And he went off with a BANG! (As loud as they can shout it) Now if you go to heaven, I'll bet you a dollar note The angel with the whiskers Is Paddy McGinty's goat, OY! Page 49 PATRIOTIC SONGS

Songs Page ...... 51 Battle Hymm of the Republic...... 51 Ballad of the Green Beret...... 51 Anchors Aweigh...... 52 Wild Blue Yonder...... 52 Cassion Song...... 52 From the Halls of Montezuma...... 53 Grand Old Flag...... 53 America...... 54 Stars and Stripes Forever...... 54 Star Spangled Banner...... 54 ...... 55 When Johnny Comes Marching Home Again...... 56 ...... 56 God Bless the USA...... 57

Page 50 America the Beautiful before His judgment seat. Be swift my soul to answer him, be jubilant my feet, O beautiful for spacious skies, Our God is marching on. For amber waves of grain, CHORUS For purple mountain majesties Above the fruited plain! In the beauty of the lilies Christ was born across the sea, America! America! With a glory in his bosom, God shed His grace on Thee, That transfigures you and me, And crown thy good with brotherhood As He died to make men Holy, ! let us die to make men free, His truth is marching on. O beautiful for patriot dream CHORUS That sees beyond the years Thine alabaster cities gleam Ballad of the Green Beret Undimmed by human tears! Fighting soldiers from the sky America! America! Fearless men who jump and die God shed His grace on Thee, Men who mean just what they say And crown thy good with brotherhood The brave men of the Green Beret From sea to shining sea! CHORUS Battle Hymn of the Silver wings upon their chest Republic These are men, America's best One hundred men will test today But only three win the Green Beret Mine eyes have seen the glory Trained to live off nature's land of the coming of the Lord, Trained in combat, hand-to-hand He is trampling out the vintage Where the grapes of wrath are stored, Men who fight by night and day He has loosed the fateful lightning Courage peak from the Green Berets of his terrible swift sword, His truth is marching on. CHORUS Back at home a young wife waits CHORUS Her Green Beret has met his fate Glory, Glory Hallelujah, He has died for those oppressed Glory, Glory Hallelujah, Leaving her his last request Glory, Glory Hallelujah, His truth is marching on. Put silver wings on my son's chest Make him one of America's best He has sounded forth the trumpet He'll be a man they'll test one day that shall never call retreat, Have him win the Green Beret" He is sifting out the hearts of men

Page 51 Anchors Aweigh thun-der, sent it high_____in-to the blue.______Hands of men______blast-ed the world a - Stand Na-vy out to sea, sun - der; Fight our bat-tle cry;____ how they lived______God on-ly knew! (God We'll nev-er change our course, on-ly knew them!) so vi-cious foe steer shy-y-y-y Roll out the T. N. T. Souls of men____ dream-ing of skies to con- quer An-chors A-weigh__ An-chors A-weigh__ gave us wings,______ev-er to soar!______Sail on to vic-to-ry and sink their bones to With scouts____ be-fore____and bomb - ers Da-vy Jones hoo-ray ga-lore, Shout! Noth-ing-'ll stop the Ar-my Air Corps!___ An-chors A-weigh__ my boys__ An-chors A-weigh___ Off we go_____in-to the wild sky yon-der, Fare-well to col-lege joys, keep the wings___lev-el and true.______we sail at break of day-day - day-day If you'd live_____to be a gray - haired won - Through our last night on shore, der Drink to the foam,______keep the nose_____out of the blue! (Out of Un-til we meet once more the blue, boy!) Here's wish-ing you a hap-py voy-age Home.______Fly-ing men, guard-ing the na-tions bor-der, we'll be there,______fol-lowed by more!___ In ech-e-lon ______we car - ry one. Shout! Noth-ing-'ll stop the Ar-my Air Wild Blue Yonder Corps!___ Off we go_____in-to the wild blue yon - der, The Caisson Song climb-ing high____ in-to the sun.______Here they come,____zoom-ing to meet our O-ver hill, o-ver dale, we have hit the dust-y thun-der, trail, at 'em boys,______give 'er the gun! (Give and our cais-sons go roll - ing a - long.____ 'er the gun now!) In and out hear them shout "Coun-ter march! And right a-bout," Down we dive,____ spout-ing our flame and the cais-sons go roll - ing a - long.____ from un-der, off with one____ hell-uv-a roar! Then it's "Hi, hi, hee!" in the field ar-til-lery. We live____ in fame_____or go Shout out your num-bers lous and strong down_____in flame. (one two!) Shout! Noth-ing-'ll stop the Ar-my Air For where e'er we go, you will al-ways know Corps!___ that the cais-sons go roll - ing a - long.______Minds of men_____fash-ioned a crate of that the cais-sons go roll - ing a - long._____ Page 52 In the storm, in the night, ac-tion left or ac- Our flag's unfurled to every breeze from tion right, dawn to setting sun. see the cais-sons go roll - ing a - long.____ We have fought in every clime and place Lim-ber front, lim-ber rear, pre-pare to where we could take a gun. mount your can-on-eer, In the snow of far off northern lands and in and the cais-sons go roll - ing a - long.____ sunny tropic scenes you will always find us on the job Then it's "Hi, hi, hee!" in the field ar-til-ler- THE UNITED STATES MARINES y. Shout out your num-bers lous and strong Here's health to you and to our Corps which (one two!) we are proud to serve. For where e'er we go, you will al-ways know In many a strife we've fought for life, that the and never lost our nerve. cais-sons go roll - ing a - long.______If the Army and the Navy ever look on that the cais-sons go roll - ing a - long._____ heaven's scenes They will find the streets are guarded by To the front, day and night, where the THE UNITED STATES MARINES dough-boys dig and fight, and those cais-sons go roll - ing a - long.___ Our bar-rage will be there, fi-red on the rock-et's flare, God bless America, as those cais-sons go roll - ing a - long.___ Land that I love. Stand beside her, Then it's "Hi, hi, hee!" in the field ar-til-lery. And guide her, Shout out your num-bers lous and strong Thru the night with a light from above. (one two!) . For where e'er we go, you will al-ways know From the mountains, that the To the prairies, cais-sons go roll - ing a - long.______To the oceans white with foam. that the cais-sons go roll - ing a - long._____ God bless America, My home, sweet, home, From the Halls of Montezuma God bless america, My home, sweet, home. The Marines' Hymn

From the Halls of Montezuma to the shores Grand Old Flag of Tripoli We fight our country's battles in the air on You're a grand old flag, land and sea. You're a high flying flag First to fight for right and freedom And forever in peace may you wave. and to keep our honor clean You're the emblem of We are proud to claim the title of The land I love. UNITED STATES MARINE The home of the free and the brave.

Page 53 Ev'ry heart beats true Whose broad stripes and bright stars, 'neath the Red, White and Blue, Through the perilous fight, Where there's never a boast or brag. O'er the ramparts we watched Should auld acquaintance be forgot, were so gallantly streaming? Keep your eye on the grand old flag. (Sing 2x) And the rockets red glare, the bombs bursting in air, America Gave proof through the night that our flag was still there. My country, 'Tis of Thee, Sweet land of liberty, Oh! say does that star-spangled Of Thee I sing; banner yet wave Land where my fathers died, O'er the land of the free Land of the pilgrims' pride: and the home of the brave? From every mountainside, Let freedom ring. On the shore, dimly seen . Thro' the mist of the deep, Our fathers' God, to Thee, Where the foe's haughty host Author of liberty, In dread silence reposes, To Thee we sing; Long may our land be bright What is that which the breeze, With freedom's holy light; O'er the tower steep, Protect us by Thy might, As it fitfully blows, Great God, our King! Half conceals, half discloses? Stars and Stripes Forever Now it catches the gleam of the morning's first beam, Hurrah for the flag of the free! In full glory reflected, May it wave as our standard forever, now shines on the stream. The gem of the land and the sea, The banner of the right. 'Tis the star-spangled banner. Let despots remember the day Oh! long may it wave When our fathers with mighty endeavor O'er the land of the free Proclaimed as they marched to the fray and the home of the brave. That by their might and by their right it waves forever. And where is that band Who so vauntingly swore That the havoc of war The Star Spangled Banner and the battle's confusion

Oh! say can you see, A home and a country By the dawn's early light, should leave us no more? What so proudly we hailed Their blood has washed out At the twilight's last gleaming? their foul footstep's pollution.

Page 54 . That endless skyway, No refuge could save I saw below me the hireling and slave That golden valley. From the terror of flight, This land was made for you and me. or the gloom of the grave, I've roamed and rambled And the star-spangled banner And I've followed my footsteps in triumph doth wave To the sparkling sands of her diamond O'er the land of the free deserts and the home of the brave. And all around me a voice was sounding This land was made for you and me Oh! thus be it ever, When freemen shall stand The sun comes shining Between their loved homes As I was strolling and the war's desolation, The wheat fields waving And the dust clouds rolling Blest with vict'ry and peace, The fog was lifting a voice come chanting May the Heav'n-rescued land This land was made for you and me Praise the Pow'r that hath made and preserved us a nation. As I was walkin' I saw a sign there Then conquer we must, And that sign said no tress passin' For our cause it is just, But on the other side And this be our motto-- It didn't say nothin! "In God is our trust." Now that side was made for you and me!

And the star-spangled banner In the squares of the city in triumph doth wave In the shadow of the steeple O'er the land of the free, Near the relief office and the home of the brave I see my people And some are grumblin' This Land is Your Land And some are wonderin' If this land's still made for you and me. This land is your land, Nobody living can ever stop me This land is my land, As I go walking From That freedom highway To the New York island, Nobody living can make me turn back From the Redwood Forest, This land was made for you and me To the Gulf stream waters, This land was made for you and me.

As I was walking, That ribbon of highway, I saw above me Page 55 When Johnny Comes Yankee Doodle Marching Home Yankee Doodle went to town A-riding on a pony Stuck a feather in his hat When Johnny comes marching home again, And called it macaroni. Hurrah, hurrah! We'll give him a hearty welcome then, Yankee Doodle, keep it up Hurrah, hurrah! Yankee Doodle dandy Mind the music and the step The men will cheer, the boys will shout, And with the girls be handy. The ladies they will all turn out, And we'll all feel gay, Father and I went down to camp when Johnny comes marching home. Along with Captain Gooding And there we saw the men and boys The old church bell will peal with joy, As thick as hasty pudding. Hurrah, hurrah! To welcome home our darling boy, Yankee Doodle, keep it up Hurrah, hurrah! Yankee Doodle dandy Mind the music and the step The village lads and lassies say, And with the girls be handy. With roses they will strew the way, And we'll all feel gay, There was Captain Washington when Johnny comes marching home. Upon a slapping stallion Get ready for the Jubilee, A-giving orders to his men Hurrah, hurrah! I guess there was a million. We'll give the hero three times three, Hurrah, hurrah! Yankee Doodle, keep it up The laurel wreath is ready now, Yankee Doodle dandy To place upon his loyal brow, Mind the music and the step And we'll all feel gay, And with the girls be handy. when Johnny comes marching home.

Let love and friendship on that day, Hurrah, hurrah! Their choicest treasures then display, Hurrah, hurrah! And let each one perform some part, To fill with joy the warrior's heart, And we'll all feel gay, when Johnny comes marching home.

Page 56 God Bless The U.S.A.

If tomorrow all the things were gone, I’d worked for all my life. And I had to start again, with just my children and my wife.

I’d thank my lucky stars, to be livin here today. ‘Cause the flag still stands for freedom, and they can’t take that away.

CHORUS And I’m proud to be an American, where at least I know I’m free. And I wont forget the men who died, who gave that right to me. And I gladly stand up, next to you and defend her still today. ‘Cause there ain’t no doubt I love this land, God bless the USA.

From the lakes of Minnesota, to the hills of Tennessee. Across the plains of Texas, From sea to shining sea.

From Detroit down to Houston, and New York to L.A. Well there's pride in every American heart, and its time we stand and say.

CHORUS (2X)

Page 57 POLKA SONGS

Song Page Sto Lat...... 59 Beer Barrel Polka ...... 59 Who Stole the Kishka...... 59 Pennsylvania Polka...... 60 Too Fat Polka...... 60

Page 58 Sto Lat For the gang's all here (Spoken: Take it away boys!) Sto lat, sto lat, Niech zyje, zyje nam. Who Stole the Kishka Sto lat, sto lat, Niech zyje, zyje nam, CHORUS Jeszcze raz, jeszcze raz, niech zyje, zyje nam, Someone stole the kishka Niech zyje nam! Someone stole the kishka Who stole the kishka, Beer Barrel Polka from the butcher's shop? Who stole the kishka? Who stole the kishka? There's a garden, what a garden Who stole the kishka? Only happy faces bloom there Someone call the cops! And there's never any room For a worry or a gloom Fat and round and firmly packed There's music, and there's dancing It was hanging on the rack And a lot of sweet romancing Someone stole the kishka When they play the polka When I turned my back They all get in the swing Who stole the kishka? Everytime you hear that Oom-pah-pah Who stole the kishka? Everbody feels so tra-la-la-la Who stole the kishka? They only want to come back for one thing Someone bring it back! They crowd around and sing trolly-olly-ay And you hear that rumble CHORUS It's a big (HA HA HA HA) surprise you're Yusef found the kishka waiting for Yusef found the kishka Then all at once everybody, everybody, Yusef found the kishka forms a ring And he hung it on the rack. (Spoken: Come on everybody get up and He found the kishka form a ring. That's He found the kishka the way, everybody get up and form a big He found the kishka ring. That's the way. Yusef brought it back Then all at once you form a ring. Everybody Heeeeeyyyyyyyy get up and form a Hey! ring. Here's a tenth of everybody....) huh-huh-huh-huh For miles around, you'll hear them sing

Roll out the barrel, We'll have a barrel of fun Roll out the barrel, we've got the blues on the run Zing Boom Terrara Join in a glass of good cheer Now it's time to roll the barrel

Page 59 Pennsylvania Polka She's too fat for me She's too fat She's too fat Strike up the music the band has begun She's too fat for me The Pennsylvania Polka Pick out your partner and join in the fun I get dizzy The Pennsylvania Polka I get numbo It started in Scranton. It's now number one When I'm dancing It's bound to entertain ya With my Jum-Jum-Jumbo Everybody has a mania to do the polka from Pennsylvania CHORUS While they're dancing Can she prance up a hill? Everybody's cares are quickly gone No, no, no, no, no Sweet romancing Can she dance a quadrille? This goes on and on until the dawn. No, no, no, no, no They're so carefree Does she fit in your coupe? Gay with laughter, happy as can be By herself she's a group They stop to have a beer Could she possibly Then the crowd begins to cheer Sit upon your knee? They kiss and then they start to dance again. No, no, no Strike up the music the band has begun The Pennsylvania Polka We don't want her, you can have her Pick out your partner and join in the fun She's too fat for me The Pennsylvania Polka And she's too fat for me It started in Scranton. It's now number one But she's It's bound to entertain ya We don't want her, you can have her Everybody has a mania to do the polka from She's too fat for me Pennsylvania Yeah, she's too fat, Much too fat Too Fat Polka But she's just right for me

She's so charming Here's a silly ditty, you can sing it right away And she's so winning Now, here is what you say But it's alarming So sing it while you may When she goes in swimming Here's a silly jingle, you can sing it night or noon Here's the words, that's all you need We don't want her, you can have her 'Cause I just sang the tune: She's too fat for me She's too fat for me CHORUS But she's just right for me Oh, I don't want her, you can have her So I sure want her, you can't have her She's too fat for me She's just right for me She's too fat for me But she's too fat! She's too fat for me She's not too fat! I don't want her, you can have her, Page 60 She's just right for me!

She's a twosome, She's a foursome If she'd lose some I would like her more

CHORUS Hey!

Page 61 RELIGIOUS SONGS

Songs Page Rise and Shine...... 63 Oh You Can’t Get To Heaven...... 63 Swing Low Sweet Chariot...... 63 When The Saints Go Marching In...... 64 He’s Got The Whole World...... 64 Row the Boat Ashore...... 64 Kum Ba Yah...... 64 Rock My Soul...... 64 Dem Bones...... 65 Down By The Riverside...... 65 Blowing in the Wind...... 65 Amazing Grace...... 66

Page 62 Rise and Shine all my sins are washed away, I've been redeemed. O you can't get to heaven, (echo) CHORUS In a big, fine car, (echo) Oh, rise and shine and give Him the glory, glory, O you can't get to heaven (echo) Rise and shine and give Him the glory, glory, In a big fine car-a-a-ar. Rise and shine and give Him the glory, glory, O you can't get to heaven in a big, fine car Children of the Lord. A big fine car can't drive that far all my sins are washed away, I've been Old Noah, he built him, he built him an redeemed. arky, arky, O you can't get to heaven (echo) Noah, he built him, he built him an arky, arky, In a Kleenex box, (echo) Built it out of birchy barky, barky O you can't get to heaven, (echo) Children of the Lord. In Kleenex bo-o-o-ox, CHORUS O you can't get to heaven in a Kleenex box God don't like no dirty snots, The animals, they came in, they came in by all my sins are washed away, I've been twosies, twosies, redeemed. Animals, they came in, they came in by twosies, twosies, Swing Low, Sweet Chariot Elephants and kangaroosies, roosies, Children of the Lord. CHORUS CHORUS Swing low, sweet chariot, comin' for to carry me home; It rained, it rained for forty daysies, daysies, Swing low, sweet chariot, comin' for to carry Rained, it rained for forty daysies, daysies, me home. Almost drove those children crazy, crazy, I looked over Jordan, and what did I see, Children of the Lord. Comin' for to carry me home; CHORUS A band of angels coming after me, The sun came out and dried up the landy, landy, Comin' for to carry me home. Sun came out and dried up the landy, landy, If you get to heaven before I do, Everything was fine and dandy, dandy, Comin' for to carry me home; Children of the Lord. Just tell all my friends that I'm a coming too, CHORUS Comin' for to carry me home. I'm sometimes up and sometimes down, Oh You Can’t Get to Comin' for to carry me home; But still my soul feels heavenly bound, Heaven Comin' for to carry me home. O you can't get to heaven, (echo) I've never been to heaven, but I've been told, On roller skates, (echo) Comin' for to carry me home; O you can't get to heaven, That the streets in heaven are paved with on roller ska-a-a-ates.(echo) gold, O you can't get to heaven on roller skates Comin' for to carry me home. you'll roll right past those pearly gates,

Page 63 The Saints Go Marching In Kum ba yah, my Lord, . . .

Oh, when the Saints go marching in, Rock My Soul Oh, when the Saints go marching in, Lord, I want to be in that number, CHORUS When the Saints go marching in. Rock my soul in the bosom of Abraham Rock my soul in the bosom of Abraham He's Got the Whole World Rock my soul in the bosom of Abraham Oh, rock-a-my-soul! He's got the whole world in his hands; [Repeat 4x] Too high, can't get over it He's got the wind and the rain in his hands; Too high, can't get over it [Repeat 3x] Too high, can't get over it He's got the whole world in his hands Gotta go through the door . Additional Verses CHORUS He's got the sun and the moon . . . Too wide, can't get round it He's got the little bitty baby . . . Too wide, can't get round it He's got you and me brother . . . Too wide, can't get round it He's got everybody here . . . Gotta go through the door

Michael Row the Boat CHORUS Michael, row the boat ashore, Alleluia Too deep, can't get under it Michael, row the boat ashore, Alleluia. Too deep, can't get under it Sister, help to trim the sail, Alleluia Too deep, can't get under it Sister, help to trim the sail, Alleluia Gotta go through the door Brother, lend a helping hand, Alleluia Brother, lend a helping hand, Alleluia CHORUS Jordan's river is deep and wide, Alleluia Too high, can't get over it Milk and honey on the other side. Alleluia Too wide, can't get round it Too deep, can't under it Kum BaYah Gotta go through the door CHORUS Kum ba yah, my Lord, kum ba yah! [Repeat 3x] Oh Lord, kum ba yah!

Additional Verses Someone's sleeping, Lord . . . Someone's crying, Lord . . . Someone's singing, Lord . . . Someone's laughing, Lord . . . Someone's praying, Lord . . .

Someone's camping, Lord . . .

Page 64 Dem Bones Dem bones, dem bones, dem dry bones Dem bones. dem bones, dem dry bones Dem bones, dem bones. dem dry bones Dem bones. dam bones, dam dry bones Now hear the word of the Lord Dem bones, dam bones, dam dry bones Dem bones, dam bones, dam dry bones Now hear the word of the Lord Down By the Riverside

0, Ezekiel connected dem dry bones Gonna lay down my burden 0, Ezekiel connected dem dry bones Down by the riverside (Three times) 0, Ezekiel connected dem dry bones Gonna lay down my burden Now hear the word of the Lord Down by the riverside Down by the n riverside The toe bone connected to the foot bone The foot bane connected to the heel bone CHORUS The heel bone connected to the ankle bone I ain’ gonna study was no more, I aint gonna Now hear the word of the Lord study war no more, I aint gonna study war no more. The ankle bone connected to the leg bone I ain’ gonna study was no more, I aint gonna The leg bone connected to the knee bone study war no more, The knee bone connected to the thigh bone I aint gonna study war no more. Now hear the word of the Lord Gonna lay down my sword and shield.... The thigh bone connected to the hip bone Gonna try on my long white road... The hip bone connected to the backbone Gonna cross the river Jordan... The back bone connected to the shoulder Gonna climb upon that mountain... bone Gonna climb the road to Heaven... Now hear the word of the Lord Blowin’ In The Wind The hand bone connected to the wrist bone The wrist bone connected to the arm bone How many roads must a man walk down, The arm bone connected to the elbone before they call him a man? Now hear the word of the Lord How many seas must a white dove sail, before she sleeps in the sand? The elbone connected to the shoulder bone How many times must the cannonballs fly, The shoulder bone connected to the neck before they are forever banned? bone The answer my friend is blowin’ in the The neck bone connected to the head bone wind. Now hear the word of the Lord The answer is blowin’ in the wind Dem bones, dem bones gonna' walk around How many years can a mountain exist, Dem bones, dem bones gonna' walk around before it is washed to the sea? Dem bones, dem bones gonna' walk around How many years can some people exist, Now hear the word of the Lord before they’re allowed to be free?

Page 65 How many times can a man turn his head, and pretend he doesn’t see? The answer my friend is blowin’ in the wind. The answer is blowin’ in the wind

How many times must a man look up, before he can see the sky? How many ears must one man have, before he can hear people cry? How many deaths does it take till he knows, that two many people have died? The answer my friend is blowin’ in the wind. The answer is blowin’ in the wind

Amazing Grace

Amazing Grace! How sweet the sound, that saved a wretch like me. I once was lost but now am found, was blind but now I see.

Twas light that taught my heart to fear, and grace my fears relieved. How precious did that grace appear the hour I first believed.

Through many dangers toils and snares I have already come: Tis grace hath brought me safe thus far, and grace will lead me home.

When we’ve been through ten thousand years, bright shining as the sun, We’ve no less to sing God’s praises then when we’ve first begun.

Page 66 ROUNDS

Songs Page ...... 68 Ezechial...... 68 Make New Friends...... 68 Row Row Row Your Boat...... 68 Spider’s Web...... 68 Rose...... 68 Happiness Runs...... 68

Page 67 Bottle Pop Row Row Row Your Boat

One bottle pop, Row row row your boat Two bottle pop, gently down the stream Three bottle pop, merrily merrily merrily Four bottle pop, life is but a dream Five bottle pop, Six bottle pop, Rose Seven, seven bottle pop. Rose, rose, rose, rose Don’t throw trash in my backyard, Shall I ever see thee wed? My backyard, my backyard, I will marry at thy will Don’t throw trash in my backyard, Sire, att thy will My backyard’s full.

Fish and chips and vinegar, Happiness Vinegar, vinegar Fish and chips and vinegar, Happiness runs in a circular motion Pepper, pepper, pepper, salt! Thought is but a little boat upon the sea You can be a part of anything, anywhere Ezechial You can be a part if you let yourself be. Happiness runs, happiness runs, happiness Ezechial saw two wheels a rolling Happiness runs, happiness runs runs. way in the middle of the sky Happiness runs, happiness runs, happiness One wheel ran by faith Happiness runs, happiness runs runs. the ran by the grace of God A wheel within a wheel a rolling way in the middle of the sky

Make New Friends

Make new friends, But keep the old, One is silver, And the other gold.

SPIDER’S WEB

It’s a web like a spiders web made of silver and of gold

Page 68 SILLY SONGS

Song Page Rhyme in Time...... 70 Hunk of Tin...... 70 Alice The Camel...... 70 Sunny Side...... 70 Comet...... 71 Bubble Gum...... 71 Lemon Drops...... 71 Ever Been Fishin’...... 71 Tarzan of the Apes...... 72 Boom Boom Ain’t it Great to be Crazy...... 72 Johnny had a Head Like a Ping Pong Ball...... 72 Down by the Bay...... 72 Apples and Bananas...... 73 On Top Of Spaghetti...... 73

Page 69 Rhyme In Time Ether Ether who? Ether bunny. CHORUS Yeah, Yea, Woo hoo Think of a rhyme and sing it time and Throw it out the window CHORUS The window Stay on the sunny side, The second story window Always on the sunny side, Stay on the sunny side of life, Little boy blue come blow your horn Yee haw, the sheep is in the meadow the cows in the You will feel no pain, corn As we drive you insane, then throw it out the window, the window So stay on the sunny side of life. CHORUS Knock knock, Who's there, Hunk Of Tin: Nutter I'm a little hunk of tin, Nutter who? Nobody knows what shape I'm in, Nutter Ether bunny. I've got four wheels and a running board, Yeah, yea, woo hoo. I'm not Chevy, and I'm no Ford, Honk honk, rattle rattle, crash, beep beep CHORUS Honk honk, rattle rattle, crash, beep beep Knock knock, Honk honk. Who's there, Stella Stella who? Alice The Camel: Stella Nutter Ether bunny. Yeah, yea, woo hoo Alice the camel has five humps Alice the camel has five humps CHORUS Alice the camel has five humps Knock knock, So go Alice go! Boom boom boom Who's there, Car go [repeat counting down until..] Car go who? Car go beep, beep and run over all the Ether Alice the camel has no humps bunnies. Alice the camel has no humps Aww, sniff, [mock crying] Alice the camel has no humps Because Alice is a horse CHORUS Knock knock, Sunny Side Who's there, Boo Boo who? Knock knock, Don't cry, there'll be more Ether bunnies Who's there, Page 70 next year. Bubblegum Yeah, yea, woo hoo My mom gave me a penny CHORUS She said "go buy a henny" But I didn't buy a henny Comet! Instead I bought bubblegum Bazooka zooka bubblegum It makes your mouth turn green! Bazooka zooka bubblegum. Comet! 2. nickel/pickle It tastes like gasoline! 3. dime/lime Comet! 4. quarter/water It makes you vomit! 5. dollar/collar (alternate buck/Duck) So drink some comet, 6. five/stay alive/But I didn't stay And vomit, alive/Instead I choked on bubblegum Today! Lemon Drops Little Rabbit Fu-Fu If all of the raindrops Were lemondrops and gumdrops Little rabbit Fu-fu, hoppin' though the forest, Oh what a rain it would be Scoopin' up the field mice and battin' them I'd stand outside with my mouth opened wide on the head. Going ah ah ah ah ah ah ah Along came the good fairy, and she said: "Little rabbit Fu-fu, I don't want to see you If all of the snowflakes were frosted covered Scoopin' up the field mice and battin' them cornflakes on the head. Oh what a snow it would be. I'll give you three chances to change your I'd stand outside with my mouth opened wide ways, and if you Going ah ah ah ah ah ah ah. don't obey, I'll turn you into a goon." If all of the sleets were vegetables and meats So the next day . . . [Repeat-two more Oh what a sleet it would be chances . . .] I'd stand outside with my mouth shut tight So the next day . . . [Repeat-one more Going uh uh uh uh uh uh uh. chance . . . ] So the next day . . . [Repeat] Ever Been Fishin' "I gave you three chances to change your ways and you didn't obey, so now I'm been fishin' turning you into goon. Poof! You're a goon. On a bright and sunny day? Have you ever seen a fish And the moral of this story is . . . Swim in and out the bay . . . 'Hare today and goon tomorrow!' With his hands in his pockets And his pockets in his pants? Have you ever seen a fish

Page 71 Do the huchi-cuchi dance. Way up north where there's ice and snow You Never Did You never will There lived a penguin and his name was Joe He got so tired of black and white Well, I have been a fishin' He wore pink slacks to the dance last night! On a bright and sunny day CHORUS And I have seen a fish Johnny Had A Head Swim in and out the bay (Tune: William Tell Overture ) With his hands in his pockets And his pockets in his pants Johnny had a head like a ping-pong ball, But I've never seen a fish Johnny had a head like a ping-pong ball, Do the huchi-cuchi dance. Johnny had a head like a ping-pong ball, Ping-pong ball. You never did. You never will Ping-pong, ping-pong, ping-pong Tarzan Of The Apes Ping-pong, ping-pong, ping-pong Ping-pong ball. I like bananas, coconuts and grapes. . Ping-pong, ping-pong, ping-pong I like bananas, coconuts and grapes. . Ping-pong, ping-pong, ping-pong ball I like bananas, coconuts and grapes. . Ping-pong , ping-pong, ping-pong That’s why they call me Tarzan of the Apes. Ping-pong ball. Boom, Boom, Ain't Oh!Johnny had a head like a ping-pong ball, Johnny had a head like a ping-pong ball, it Great To Be Crazy? Johnny had a head like a ping-pong ball, Ping-pong ball. A horse and a flea and three blind mice Sat on a curbstone shooting dice The horse he slipped and fell on the flea Down By The Bay "Whoops!" said the flea, "There's a horse on me!" Down by the bay where the watermelons grow Back to my home, I dare not go CHORUS For if I do, my mother will say Boom, boom! Ain't it great to be crazy? Did you ever see a goose kissing a moose Boom, boom! Ain't it great to be crazy? Down by the bay? Giddy and foolish the whole day through Boom, boom! Ain't it great to be crazy? CHORUS Way down south where bananas grow Did you ever see a fly, wearing a tie A flea stepped on an elephant's toe Down by the bay? The elephant cried, with tears in his eyes "Why don't you pick on someone your own CHORUS size?" Did you ever see a bear, combing his hair Down by the bay? CHORUS CHORUS

Page 72 Apples and Bananas

I like to eat, I like to eat I like to eat green apples and bananas I like to eat, I like to eat I like to eat green apples and bananas On Top of Spaghetti (Tune: On Top of Old Smokey)

On top of spaghetti, all covered with cheese, I lost my poor meatball when somebody sneezed. It rolled off the table and onto the floor, And then my poor meatball rolled out of the door. It rolled through the garden and under a bush, And then my poor meatball was nothing but mush. The mush was as fertile, as fertile could be, And later that summer, there sprouted a tree. The tree was all covered with beautiful moss, And on it grew meatballs in tomato sauce.

Page 73 TRADITIONAL FOLK SONGS

Songs Pages ...... 75 Clementine...... 75 Bicycle Built for Two...... 75 Pack Up Your Troubles...... 76 Edelwiess...... 76 Show Me The Way to go Home...... 76 Alloutte...... 76 She’ll Be Coming Around the Mountain...... 76 Waltzing Matilda...... 77 In The Good Old Summertime...... 77 I’ve been working on the Railroad...... 77 Red River Valley...... 77 Camptown Races...... 78 The Bear Went Over The Mountain...... 78 Tie Me Kangaroo Down...... 78 Hava Nagila...... 79 Big Rock Candy Mountain...... 79 Circle Be Unbroken...... 80 On Top of Old Smokey...... 80 Blue Tail Fly...... 80 Bingo...... 80 Oh Sussana...... 81 ...... 81

Page 74 Home on the Range In a churchyard near the canyon, where the myrtle doth entwine, There grow roses and other posies, Oh give me a home where the buffalo roam, fertilized by Clementine. Where the deer and the antelope play, CHORUS Where seldom is heard a discouraging word, And the skies are not cloudy all day. Then the miner, forty-niner, CHORUS soon began to peak and pine, Thought he oughter join his daughter, Home, home on the range, where the deer now he's with his Clementine. and the antelope play, CHORUS Where seldom is heard a discouraging word, And the skies are not cloudy all day. In my dreams she still doth haunt me, robed in garments soaked in brine, Clementine While in life I used to hug her, now she's dead I draw the line. In a cavern, in a canyon, excavating for a CHORUS mine, Lived a miner, forty-niner, and his daughter How I missed her, how I missed her, Clementine. how I missed my Clementine, Until I kissed her little sister, CHORUS and forgot my Clementine. Oh my darling, Oh my darling, CHORUS Oh my darling Clementine, You are lost and gone forever, Now ye Kids all heed the warning dreadful sorry, Clementine. to this tragic tale of mine, Mouth-to-mouth resuscitation [Artificial Light she was, and like a fairy, ] and her shoes were number nine, would have saved my Clementine. Herring boxes without topses, CHORUS sandals were for Clementine. CHORUS Bicycle Built for Two

Drove she ducklings to the water Carol, Carol, give me you answer true. every morning just at nine, I'm half-crazy all for the love of you. Hit her foot against a splinter, It won't be a stylish marriage, I can't afford a fell into the foaming brine. carriage; CHORUS But you'll look sweet upon the seat of a bicycle built for two. Ruby lips above the water, blowing soft and fine, Jerry, Jerry, here is your answer true; Alas for me! I was no swimmer, I'd be crazy to marry a lout like you. so I lost my Clementine. If YOU can't afford a carriage, forget about CHORUS the marriage; Page 75 'Cause I won't be jammed, I won't be Alouette, gentile alouette crammed Alouette, je te plumerai on a bicycle built for two. Je te plumerai la tête Je te plumerai la tête Pack up Your Troubles Bût la tête, et lat tête Alouette, Alouette, ah... Alouette, gentile alouette Pack up your troubles in your old kitbag Alouette, je te plumerai And smile, smile, smile While you've a lucifer to light your fag, ...je te plumerai le bec Smile boys that's the style. et le bec, et le bec, What's the use of worrying? et la tête, et lat tête It never was worthwhile, Alouette, Alouette, ah... So pack up your troubles in your old kit bag And smile smile smile le nez... les pattes... Edelweiss le cou... les ailes... Edelweiss, Edelweiss. Every morning you la queue... greet me. Small and white, clean and bright, She’ll Be Coming Around You look happy to greet me. Blossoms of snow, may you bloom and the Mountain grow, Bloom and grow forever, She'll be comin' 'round the mountain when Edelweiss, Edelweiss. Bless my homeland she comes. (Whoo, whoo!) [Repeat.] forever! She'll be comin' 'round the mountain, blowing steam off like a fountain, She'll be comin' 'round the mountain when Show Me the Way to Go she comes. Home She'll be driving six white horses, when she comes, Show me the way to go home, (Whoa, there!) [etc.]Oh, we'll all go out to I'm tired and I want to go to bed. meet her when she comes. (Hi babe!) Oh, I had a little drink about an hour ago, and it's gone right to my head. She'll be wearing silk pajamas when she Wherever I may roam, on land or sea or comes, [Wolf whistle.] foam. You will always hear me : And, we'll wear our bright red woolies when Show me the way to go home. she comes, (Scratch, scratch!) Oh, we'll kill the old red rooster, (Hack, Alouette hack!) cause he don't crow like he use ter.

Page 76 Oh, we'll all have chicken and dumplings In the Good Ol’ when she comes, (Yum, yum! / Yuck, yuck!) Summertime Oh, we'll all have indigestion when she comes, (Burp, burp!) In the good of summertime In the good of summertime Waltzing Matilada Strolling through the shady lane With her hand in mine Once a jolly swagman camped beside a You hold her hand and she holds yours billabong, And that's a very good sign Under the shade of a coolibah tree, That she's your tootsy wootsy And he sang as he sat and waited while his In the good of summertime billy boiled, "Who'll come a-waltzing Matilda with me? CHORUS I’ve Been Working On the Waltzing Matilda, waltzing Matilda, Railroad Who'll come a-waltzing Matilda with me? And he sang as he sat and waited while his I’ve been workin’ on the railroad billy boiled, All the live long day. Who'll come a-waltzing Matilda with me?" I’ve been workin’ on the railroad Just to pass the time away. Down came a jumpbuck to drink at the Can’t you hear the whistle blowing billabong, Rise up so early in the morn. Up jumped the swagman and grabbed him Don’t you hear the captain shoutin’ with glee, Dinah blow your horn. And he sang as he stowed that jumback in Someone’s in the kitchen with Dinah his tuckerbag, Someone’s in the kitchen I know, "Who'll come a-waltzing Matilda with me?" Someone’s in the kitchen with Dinah Strumming on the old banjo. Up came the squatter, mounted on his Fee, fie, fiddleio thoroughbred Fee, fie, fiddleio Down came the troopers - one, two, three, Fee, fie, fiddleio, "Where's that jolly jumpbuck you've got in Strummin’ on the old banjo. your tuckerbag? You'll come a-waltzing Matilda with me" Red River Valley Up jumped the swagman and sprang into the billabong, From this valley they say you are going "You'll never take me alive!", said he. We will miss your bright eyes and sweet And his ghost may be heard as you pass smile beside that billabong, For they say you are taking the sunshine "Who'll come a-waltzing Matilda with me?" Which has brightened our pathway awhile Come and sit by my side if you love me Page 77 Do not hasten to bid me adieu The Bear Went Over the But remember the Red River Valley And the one who has loved you so true Mountain Won't you think of the valley you're leaving? Oh, how lonely, how sad it will be The bear went over the mountain The bear Oh, think of the fond heart you're breaking went over the mountain And the grief you are causing to me The bear went over the mountain To see what he could see From this valley they say you are going We will miss your bright eyes and sweet To see what he could see smile To see what he could see For they say you are taking the sunshine The bear went over the mountain Which has brightened our pathway awhile To see what he could see The other side of the mountain Camptown Races The other side of the mountain The other side of the mountain The Camptown ladies sing this song Was all that he could see Was all that he Doo-dah,doo-dah! could see The Camptown race track's five miles long Was all that he could see On, doo-dah day! The other side of the mountain Was all that he could see. I come down there with my hat caved in Doo-dah.doo-dah! I go back home with a pocket full of tin Tie Me Kangaroo Down, Oh, doo-dah day! Sport Goin'to run all night, goin'to run all day I'll bet my money on a bob-tail nag [Intro, softly spoken] An old Australian Somebody bet on the bay Stockman was lying, dying, but he gets himself up on one elbow, and he calls to his The longtail filly and the big black horse station hands and says . . . Doo-dah,doo-dah! "I'm going, Blue; so this you gotta do, They fly the track and they both cut across I'm not gonna pull through, Blue, so this you On. doo-dah day! gotta do..."

The blind horse stickin' in a big mud hole CHORUS Doo-dah.doo-dah! Tie me kangaroo down, sport, tie me Can't touch bottom with a ten-foot pole kangaroo down. [Repeat.] Oh. doo-dah day! Let me wombats go loose, Bruce, let me wombats go loose. Goin'to run all night. goin'to run all day They're of no further use, Bruce, I'll bet my money on a bob-tail nag so let me wombats go lose. Somebody bet on the bay CHORUS

Page 78 Take me koalas back, Jack, take me koalas back. Hava neranena, hava neranena They live somewhere out on the track, Hava neranena venis'mecha Mac, so take me koalas back. Uru, uru achim CHORUS Uru achim belev same'ach Watch me wallabies feed, Speed, watch me wallabies feed, Big Rock Candy Mountain They're a dangerous breed, Speed, so watch me wallabies feed. One evening as the sun went down And the jungle fires were burning, CHORUS Down the track came a hobo hiking, Keep me cockatoos cool, He said, "Boys, I'm not turning Curl, keep me cockatoos cool, I'm heading for a land that's far away Don't go acting the fool, Beside the crystal fountain Curl, just keep me cockatoos cool. I'll see you all this coming fall In the Big Rock Candy Mountain CHORUS Mind me platypus duck, Bill, In the Big Rock Candy Mountain, mind me platypus duck. It's a land that's fair and bright, Don't let him go running amuck, Bill, The handouts grow on bushes mind me platypus duck. And you sleep out every night. The boxcars all are empty CHORUS And the sun shines every day Play your didgeridoo, I'm bound to go Lew, play your didgeridoo, Where there ain't no snow Keep playing 'til I shoot through, Lew, Where the sleet don't fall play your didgeridoo. And the winds don't blow In the Big Rock Candy Mountain. CHORUS [haltingly with pathos] In the Big Rock Candy Mountain Tan me hide when I'm dead, Fred, You never change your socks ta-n m-e h-i-d-e wh-e-n I'm d-e-a-d And little streams of alcohol [lively] So we tanned his hide, Come trickling down the rocks when he died, Clyde, O the shacks all have to tip their hats and that's it hanging on the shed! And the railway bulls are blind There's a lake of stew Hava Nagila And gingerale too (Let us Rejoice and be Glad) And you can paddle All around it in a big canoe Hava nagila, hava nagila In the Big Rock Candy Mountain Hava nagila venis'mecha In the Big Rock Candy Mountain The cops have wooden legs Repeat Page 79 The bulldogs all have rubber teeth And tell you more lies And the hens lay soft-boiled eggs Than cross ties on a railroad The farmer's trees are full of fruit Or stars in the skies And the barns are full of hay So come all ye young maidens I'm bound to go And listen to me Where there ain't no snow Never place your affection Where the sleet don't fall On a green willow tree And the winds don't blow The leaves they will wither In the Big Rock Candy Mountain. The roots they will die And you'll be forsaken In the Big Rock Candy Mountain, And never know why The jails are made of tin. You can slip right out again, Circle Be Unbroken As soon as they put you in. There ain't no short-handled shovels, No axes, saws nor picks, Mama sang tenor I'm bound to stay Me and Little Brother would join right in Where you sleep all day, there Where they hung the jerk In the sky Lord, in the sky That invented work In the Big Rock Candy Mountain. CHORUS Will th circle be unbroken On Top Of Old Smokey By and by Lord, by an' by There's a better home awaiting On top of Old Smokey In th sky Lord, in th sky All covered with snow I lost my true lover I was standing by my window From courting too slow On one cold and cloudy day When I saw th hearse come rolling For courting's a pleasure T' carry my Mother away But parting is grief CHORUS And a false hearted lover Is worse than a thief. O, I told the undertaker Undertaker, please A thief will just rob you For this body, you are hauling And take what you have Lord, I hate to see her go But a false hearted lover CHORUS Will lead you to the grave. The grave will decay you I will follow close behind her And turn you to dust Try to holed up an' be brave Not a boy in a hundred But I could not hide my sorrow A poor girl can trust When they laid her in th grave CHORUS They'll hug you and kiss you Page 80 In our home Lord, our home was lonesome There was a farmer had a dog, Since my Mother, she is gone And Bingo was his name-o. All my brother, sister's crying (Clap)-I-N-G-O! What a home so sad an' lone (Clap)-I-N-G-O! CHORUS (Clap)-I-N-G-O! And Bingo was his name-o! Blue Tail Fly There was a farmer had a dog, When I was young I use' to wait And Bingo was his name-o. On master and hand him his plate (Clap, clap)-N-G-O! An' pass de bottle when he got dry (Clap, clap)-N-G-O! An' brush away the blue-tail fly (Clap, clap)-N-G-O! And Bingo was his name-o! CHORUS Jimmie crack corn an' I don't care There was a farmer had a dog, Jimmie crack corn an' I don't care And Bingo was his name-o. Jimmie crack corn an' I don't care (Clap, clap, clap)-G-O! My Master’s gone away (Clap, clap, clap)-G-O! (Clap, clap, clap)-G-O! One day he ride around the farm And Bingo was his name-o! De flies so num'rous they did swarm One chanced to bite him on the thigh There was a farmer had a dog, The devil take the blue-tail fly And Bingo was his name-o. CHORUS (Clap, clap, clap, clap)-O! The pony run, he jump he pitch (Clap, clap, clap, clap)-O! He threw my Master in the ditch (Clap, clap, clap, clap)-O! He died an' de jury wondered why And Bingo was his name-o! The verdict was de blue-tail fly There was a farmer had a dog, CHORUS And Bingo was his name-o. They lay him under a simmon tree (Clap, clap, clap, clap, clap) His epitaph is there to see -- (Clap, clap, clap, clap, clap) "Beneath this stone I'm forced to lie -- (Clap, clap, clap, clap, clap) Victim of the blue-tail fly." And Bingo was his name-o! CHORUS Bingo Oh Sussana There was a farmer had a dog, And Bingo was his name-o. I came from Alabama, B-I-N-G-O! Wid my banjo on my knee, B-I-N-G-O! I'm gwyne to Louisiana, B-I-N-G-O! My true love for to see; And Bingo was his name-o! It rain'd all night the day I left, The weather it was dry, Page 81 The sun so hot, I froze to death, And make you happy Susanna don't you cry. If you will only say the same CHORUS: But if you leave me To love another I had a dream the other night You'll regret it all some day; When every thing was still, CHORUS I thought I saw Susanna A comin down the hill; You told me once, dear The buck-wheat cake was in her mouth, You really loved me The tear was in her eye; And no one else could come between Says I, "I'm coming from the South But now you've left me Susanna don't you cry." And love another CHORUS You have shattered all my dreams; CHORUS I soon will be in New Orleans, And den I'll look around, And when I find Susanna, I will fall upon de ground. And if I do not find her, Dis darkie'll surely die, And when I'm dead and buried, Susanna, don't you cry. CHORUS: You Are My Sunshine

The other night, dear As I lay sleeping I dreamed I held you in my arms. When I awoke, dear I was mistaken And I hung my head and cried;

CHORUS You are my sunshine My only sunshine You make me happy When skies are grey You'll never know dear How much I love you Please don't take my sunshine away.

I'll always love you

Page 82 BARE UNDERWEAR SONGS

Song Page

Willies Underwear...... 84 Mom Wash My Underwear...... 84 Underwear, Underwear...... 84 Floating Down The Delaware...... 84 Pink Pajamas...... 85 Long Johns...... 85 Boom Boom Ain’t It Great To be Crazy...... 85 Goldfishy Song...... 85 Ta Ra Ra Boom De A...... 85

Page 83 Willies Underwear When the breeze from the trees Hits my knees. (Sung like the old fashioned barber shop Coming over, I'm coming over, quartet would sing it.) In my gosh darned, itchy, woolen On the night that Willie died...hum underware. He called me to his side...... hum And he gave me his dirty underwear...dirty Underware, Underware underwear. Send a pair, send a pair I can wear For I left mine lyin' outside a dryin' They were baggy at the knees...... hum And I can't find them anywhere And they smelled like liver cheese...hum Oh the dirty underwear that Willie wore...that Willie Underware, Underware wore. Send a pair, send a pair I can wear Assembly's blowing, I must be going Oh I threw them in the sky.....hum And I'll get there if I have to get there And the birds refused to fly...hum bare Oh the dirty underwear that Willie wore...that Willie wore. Mom, Wash My Oh I threw them in the well...hum Underware And the rats they ran like....heck...hum (Tune: "God Bless America") Oh the dirty underwear that Willie wore...that Willie wore. Mom, wash my underware, my only pair. Now Willie's dead and gone...hum We can find them, and move them, But his underwear live on....hum From the heap by the side of the And they're hangin' on the line for all to see...for all chair. to see. To the washer, to the clothesline, To my backpack, to my rear. Now remember and remember well...hum Mom, wash my underware, my only For you can't avoid the smell....hum pair. Of the underwear that's Willie's memory...Willie's Mom, wash my underware, my only memory! pair. Underware Floating Down the (Tune: "Over There") Delaware Here comes (name of person) Underware, Underware, Floating down the Delaware How I itch in my woolen underware. Chewing on their underwear How I wish I'd gotten a pair of cotton, Looking for another pair So I wouldn't itch everywhere. Three days later Bitten by a polar bear BVDs make me sneeze. Poor old polar bear died.

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Pink Pajamas Janes says, I don’t care Tarzan will get me another pair (Tune: "Battle Hymn of the Republic") CHORUS Oh, I wear my pink pajamas in the summer when it's hot, Cheetah’s flying through the air And I wear my flannel nighties in the winter when Cheetah Has no underwear, it's not, Cheetah says, me don’t care And sometimes in the springtime, and sometimes in Cheetas don’t wear no underwear the fall, I jump right in between the sheets with nothing on at all. CHORUS Glory, glory, hallelujah! I bought a suit of combination Glory, glory, what's it to ya? underwear That I jump between the sheets Guaranteed not to rip or tear With nothing on at all! I wore them six months and to my Long Johns consternation (Tune : Bye, Bye, Blackbird) I couldn't get the darned thing off, I'd lost the combination! I have lost my underwear, I don't care, The Goldfishy Song I'll go bare, Bye, bye long johns. Oh I wish I were a little goldfishy Oh I wish I were a little goldfishy They were very dear to me, I'd go swimming in the nudie Tickled me, Without my bathing suitie tee, hee, hee, Oh I wish I were a little goldfishy Bye, bye long johns. Oh I wish I were a little bar of soap If you ever wonder where to find me, Oh I wish I were a little bar of soap Just open up that trap door right behind me. I'd go slippin' and a slidin' I have lost my underwear, All over someone's hiney I don't care, Oh I wish I were a little bar of soap I'll go bare, Bye, bye long johns. Oh I wish I were a little mosquito Oh I wish I were a little mosquito Boom Boom I’d go bitie bitie bitie CHORUS under everyone’s nitie Boom Boom, ain't it great to be Crazy? Oh I wish I were a little mosquito Giddy and Foolish all day long Boom Boom, ain't it great to be Crazy! Oh I wish I were a little hemorrhoid Oh I wish I were a little hemorrhoid Tarzan’s flying through the air I would go itchy itichy Tarzan lost his underwear, on somebody’s britchy Tarzan says, me don’t care Oh I wish I were a little hemorrhoid Jane will make me another pair Oh I wish I were a big, fat pigeon CHORUS Oh I wish I were a big, fat pigeon Jane is flying through the air I'd go flyin' to the steeple Jane has lost her underwear, Go poot on all the people Page 85 Oh I wish I were a big, fat pigeon Ta Ra Ra Boom De A Ta Ra Ra Boom De A I lost my pants today Ta Ra Ra Boom De A Please Please look my away

Ta Ra Ra Boom De Air I have no underware Ta Ra Ra Boom De Air Now I have to go bare

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-A- Country Roads...... 24 Ain’t Gonna Rain No More...... 35 Cowboy Joe...... 9 Alice the Camel...... 70 Alloutte...... 76 -D- Amazing Grace...... 66 Danny Boy...... 45 America...... 22 Dem Bones...... 65 America (My Country Tis of Thee)...... 54 Diki Bird Song...... 10 America the Beautiful...... 51 Do Your Ears Hang Low...... 35 An Old Austrian...... 2 Dona Dona...... 26 Anchors Aweigh...... 52 Down By the Bay...... 71 Ants Go Marching...... 9 Down By the Riverside...... 68 Apples and Bananas...... 73 Ash Grove...... 17 -E- A-Root-Chy-Cha...... 2 Edlewiess...... 76 Auntie Monica...... 5 El Condor Pasa...... 24 Ever Been Fishin’...... 71 -B- Ezechial...... 68 Baby Bumble Bee...... 37 Back of the Bread...... 32 -F- Bagazinski Family Grace...... 32 Father Abraham...... 4 Bamboo Tree (Cannibal King)...... 14 Flea...... 3 Barges...... 9 Flicker the Light of the Campfire...... 13 Ballad of the Green Beret...... 51 Floating Down The Delaware...... 84 Battle Hymn of the Republic...... 51 Follow Me Boys...... 16 Beans...... 37 Found a Peanut...... 13 Bear Song...... 40 From the Halls of Montezuma...... 53 Bear Went Over the Mountain...... 78 Beer Barrel Polka...... 59 -G- Bicycle Built for Two...... 75 Galoomph Went the Little Green Frog.. 37 Big Rock Candy Mountain...... 79 Gee Mom I Want to Go Home...... 12 Bingo...... 81 God Bless America...... 53 Black Prince...... 7 God Bless the USA...... 57 Blowing in the Wind...... 65 Going on a Lion Hunt...... 40 Blue Tail Fly...... 81 Goldfishy Song...... 85 Bill Grogan’s Goat...... 13 Good Day Sunshine...... 29 Boom Boom Ain’t it Great to be Crazy. 72 Good Food...... 32 Boom Chicka Boom...... 40 Gopher Guts...... 36 Bottle Pop...... 68 Grand Old Duke Of York...... 5 Bubble Gun...... 71 Grand Old Flag...... 53 Green Grass Grew All Around...... 42 -C- Green Trees...... 20 Camp Granada...... 19 Camptown Races...... 78 -H- Cassion Song...... 52 Happiness Runs...... 68 Circle Be Unbroken...... 80 Happy All the Time...... 17 Clementime...... 75 Hava Nagila...... 79 Comes a Time...... 28 Have Fun...... 10 Comet...... 71 Head and Shoulders Knees and Toes..... 4 Page 87 Hear Comes the Sun...... 29 More We Get Together...... 17 He’s Got the Whole World...... 64 Morning Has Broken...... 24 Home on the Range...... 75 Music Condor...... 42 House of the Rising Sun...... 25 Mrs O’Leary’s Cow...... 13 Hunk of Tin...... 70 My Aunt Came Back...... 5 My Name is Joe...... 6 -I- My Old Man’s a Sailor...... 14 I Want to be Strong...... 10 My Wild Irish Rose...... 46 I Want to Hold Somebody’s Hand...... 20 I’d Like to Teach the World to Sing...... 11 -N- If I had a Hammer...... 27 If You are Happy and You Know It...... 4 -O- I’m Looking Over a Four Leaf Clover... 45 Ob-La-Di Ob-La Da...... 26 In the Good Old Summertime...... 77 Oh Sussana...... 81 It’s a Long Way to Tipperary...... 45 Oh You Can’t Get to Heaven...... 63 I’ve Been Working on the Railroad...... 77 On Top Of Old Smokey...... 80 On Top of Spaghetti...... 73 -J- Oscar Mayer Grace...... 33 Jaws...... 36 John Jacob Jingle Heimer Schmidt...... 17 -P- Johnny Appleseed...... 33 Pack up Your Troubles...... 76 Johnny Had a Head like a Ping Paddy McGinty’s Goat...... 49 Pong Ball...... 72 Papa Hobo...... 22 Parent’s Song...... 14 -K- Peanut Butter...... 7 Kooka Berra...... 13 Pease Porridge Hot...... 17 Kum-By-Ya...... 64 Pennsylvania Polka...... 60 People on the Bus...... 18 -L- Pink Pajamas...... 85 La Bamba...... 25 Puff the Magic Dragon...... 27 Lean on Me...... 25 Lemon Drops...... 71 -Q- Let It Be...... 26 Quartermaster’s Store...... 16 Let the Sunshine In...... 7 Linger...... 14 -R- Linstead Market...... 6 Red River Valley...... 77 Little Cabin in the Woods...... 2 Rhyme in Time...... 70 Little Green Valley...... 12 Rise and Shine...... 63 Little Rabbit FuFu...... 71 Rock-A-Bye Sweet Baby James...... 29 Littlest Worm...... 38 Rock My Soul...... 64 Long Johns...... 85 Rose...... 68 Row Row Row Your Boat...... 68 -M- Run River Run...... 23 MacTavish Brothers...... 49 Make New Friends...... 68 -S- Mary had a Swarm of Bees...... 38 Salt and Pepper...... 3 McDonalds...... 37 Say When...... 11 McNamara’s Band...... 46 She’ll Be Coming Around the Michael Row the Boat Ashore...... 64 Mountain...... 76 Mister Sun...... 19 Show Me the Way to go Home...... 76 Mom Wash My Underware...... 84 Silent Grace...... 32 Page 88 Singing in the Rain...... 5

Spider’s Web...... 68 Where Have All the Flowers Gone...... 28 Stand By Me...... 27 When the Saints Go Marching In...... 64 Star Spangled Banner...... 54 Whiskey in the Jar...... 48 Stars and Stripes Forever...... 54 Who Stole the Kishka...... 59 Stinker of the Tent...... 38 Wild Blue Yonder...... 52 Sto Lat...... 59 Willie’s Underwear...... 84 Sunny Side...... 70 With My Hand on Myself...... 7 Sunshine on My Shoulders...... 28 Worms...... 36 Swimming...... 73 Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald...... 22 Swing Low Sweet Chariot...... 63 --

-T- -Y- Taps...... 20 Yankee Doodle Dandy...... 56 Ta-Ra-Ra-Boom-De-A...... 85 You are My Sunshine...... 82 Tarzan...... 41 Tarzan of the Apes...... 72 -Z- Tie Me Kangaroo Down...... 28 Zip-A-Dee-Doo-Dah...... 18 There is a Hole in the Bucket...... 42 There was an Old Lady...... 16 This Land is Your Land...... 55 Three Fisherman...... 15 Three Little Fishies...... 18 Three Long Neck Buzzards...... 3 Titanic...... 11 Today...... 10 Tom the Toad...... 37 Too Fat Polka...... 60 Tongo...... 41 Too Ra Loo Ral...... 45

-U- Underwear, Underwear...... 84 Unicorn Song...... 47

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-W- We Are Thankful...... 32 Waltzing Matilda...... 77 Weenie Man...... 15 When Irish Eyes are Smiling...... 48 When Johnny Comes Marching Home Again...... 56 Page 89