MUST BE SANTA HOORAY FOR SANTI CLAUS On Day, you'll wake up and HO HO HO, cherry nose, cap on head, you'll say, (by Bob Dylan) suit that's red, special night, beard Melody: Hooray for Santy Claus! that's white. Conquers the Martians Who's got a beard that's long and (1964) S-A-N-T-A-C-L-A-U-S. Hooray for Santy white? Claus!

Santa's got a beard that's long and Must be Santa, You spell it S-A-N-T-A-C-L-A-U-S. Hooray S-A-N-T-A-C-L-A-U-S. Hooray for Santy white. Must be Santa, for Santy Claus! Claus! Must be Santa, Santa Clause. You spell it S-A-N-T-A-C-L-A-U-S. Hooray Who comes around on a special night? Hoo-ray for San-ty Claus! for Santy Claus! Santa comes around on a special night. Hooray for Santy Claus! Who very soon will come our way?

Santa very soon will come our way. Special Night, beard that's white. Hooray for Santy Claus, JINGLE TILLS

Yay, yay for Santy Claus, Eight little reindeer pull his sleigh? Melody: Must be Santa, He's fat and round, but jumpin' jiminy, Santa's little reindeer pull his sleigh. Must be Santa, He can climb down any chiminy!

Must be Santa, Santa Claus. Jingle Tills, Jingle Tills Reindeer sleigh, come our way, HO HO When we hear sleigh bells ring, Jingle all the way HO, cherry nose, cap on head, suit Our hearts go ting-a-ling, Who wears boots and a suit of red? Oh what fun it is to spend that's red, special night, beard that's 'Cause there'll be presents under the Santa wears boots and a suit of red. Our hard earned Christmas pay! white. tree,

Hooray for Santy Claus! Who wears a long cap on his head? Dashing through the stores Must be Santa, Santa wears a long cap on his head. Sweating all the way Must be Santa, Now all year long at the North Pole, Oh what fun it is to spend Must be Santa, Santa Clause. He's busy making toys, Cap on head, suit that's red, Our hard earned Christmas pay! But he knows just what you're doin', special night, beard that's white. (Dasher, Dancer, Prancer, Vixen, So you better be good girls and boys!

Comet, Cupid, Donner and Blitzen.) BONUSES IN EXCELSIS Must be Santa, Hang up that , Must be Santa, Mel: Ding dong merrily on Reindeer sleigh, come our way, HO HO Soon you'll hear HO HO HO, Must be Santa, Santa Claus. HO, cherry nose, Cap on head, suit On Christmas Day, you'll wake up and high

that's red, Special night, beard that's you'll say, Who's got a big red cherry nose? white. Hooray for Santy Claus! Ding dong merrily on high, Santa's got a big red cherry nose. In stores the tills are ringing:

Ding dong! Profits reach the sky Yay, yay! Yay, yay! Yay yay! HOORAY!!! Must be Santa, And filled with with owners singing. Who laughs this way: HO HO HO? Must be Santa, Gloria, Bonuses in excelsis! Santa laughs this way: HO HO HO! Must be Santa, Santa Clause. Hang up that mistletoe, Soon you'll hear HO HO HO, SANTA’S COMING IN A Whirlybird, whirlybird, whirlybird, IT’S THE MOST FATTENING so pass me a hot buttered roll whirlybird. Santa's coming in a WHIRLYBIRD whirlybird. TIME OF THE YEAR It's the most fattening time of the year (By Gene Autry) Melody: It’s the most

All those shingles and I know that it may sound absurd, wonderful time of the year Whirlybird, whirlybird, whirlybird, chocolate Chris Kringle's will tremble in Santa bringing toys in a whirlybird. whirlybird. Santa's coming in a fear But he's been checking with Royal Mail, It's the most fattening time of the year whirlybird. and with a helicopter he can't fail. With that filling It's the most fattening time, and everyone swilling down eggnog and The news is out and I've been told, it's the belt loosening time, Santa's coming in a whirlybird, beer It came by wire from the great North it's the most fattening time of the year Christmas night in a whirlybird. It's the most fattening time of the year Pole. So, if you're good and you don't goof, I'm sure each boy and girly heard, SANTA KNOWS the whirlybird's gonna land on your roof. It's the lip smackingest season of all Santa Claus has got a new whirlybird. Melody: Santa Claus is while your shopping you're cheating

impulsively eating that junk at the mall coming to town Santa's coming in a whirlybird, Whirlybird, whirlybird, whirlybird, Christmas night in a whirlybird. You better watch out, whirlybird. Santa's coming in a It's the heav-heaviest season of all So, if you're good and you don't goof, You better not cry, whirlybird. the whirlybird's gonna land on your roof. You better not pout, There'll be turkeys for basting There's a bike for Mike and Moe, I'm telling you why, and for tasting A talking doll for Jane and Jo, Santa Claus is tapping, your phone. and giblets and gravy will flow Whirlybird, whirlybird, whirlybird, There'll be toys for every child, He's buggin your room, there'll be cookies that mom baked whirlybird. Santa's coming in a if you promise not to drive Mum and He's reding your mail, and leftover fruit cake from a christmas whirlybird. Daddy wild. He's keeping a file a long time ago And runnin a tail

Santa's coming in a whirlybird, Santa Claus is tapping Your phone He turned his reindeer out to graze, it's the scale flattening time of the year Christmas night in a whirlybird. He hears you in the bedroom Donner and Blitzen were amazed. while your diet you're blowing So, if you're good and you don't goof, Surveills you out of doors But Rudolph said with a happy shout, there's calories going straight down to the whirlybird's gonna land on your roof. And if that doesn't get the goods ‘Let's go with Santa and help him out’. your rear Then he'll use provocateurs. it's the scale flattening time of the year So you mustn't assume Santa's coming in a whirlybird, Whirlybird, whirlybird, whirlybird, That you are secure Christmas night in a whirlybird. whirlybird. Santa's coming in a there'll be after meal dosing On So, if you're good and you don't goof, whirlybird. and arteries closing He'll kick in your door the whirlybird's gonna land on your roof. cholesterol levels will grow Santa Claus is tapping your phone it's too cold to go jogging to brisk for tobogganing

NOEL BY ANIMANIACS Oh well, oh well, We'll just say 'Fare I’LL BE CLONED I miss the Pole so much, I miss my wife; thee well' Melody: I’ll be home for It's lonely out in space Melody: The first Noel And Merry Christmas to you, and a On such a famous flight. Joyous Noel Christmas To spell Santa's name is easy to do Chorus (x2): I'll be Cloned for Christmas, You write S A N T and another A, too And I think it's gonna be a long, long WRAP YOUR GIFT there'll be three of me; But no L, no L, Santa's name has no L Melody: Deck the halls One to Work, and One to Shop, time And he won't be too pleased if you don't and One just for Partys. before you get your gifts; you've yet to learn to spell Christmas Eve, I'm certain, find Wrap your gift with fingers agile I won't be alone; I'm not the man you think I am at all, Fa la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la. Jack and Jill went up a hill to fetch water I'll be home for Christmas, oh no, no, no; because I'm Santa Claus. Seal it up and mark it "fragile" or else I'll send a Clone! from a well Santa Claus, flying with my reindeer Fa la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la. But when neither one could find it, Jill 'cross the sky. There's no reason to feel nervous started to yell Fa la-la, la-la-la, la-la-la. GOD REST YE MERRY No well, no well, can't believe there's no The Pole ain't the kind of place to raise You can trust the Postal Service well SHOPPERS your kids; Fa la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la. We walked all the way here and I'm Melody: God rest ye merry In fact, it's cold as hell; mad, can't you tell? But there's elves to baby-sit them if you Hear the postal workers singing gentlemen did. Fa la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la. Captain Ahab took his crew, his harpoon God rest ye merry shoppers As your parcel he is flinging and set sail Let nothing you dismay And all these 'Go-bots' I don't Fa la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la. And he called out to ships, 'Have you Remember, Sales, our saviours understand; See it crumble in the bin there Start before the Christmas day seen the white whale?' It's just my job one day a year. To save us all from credit's power No whale, no whale, we ain't seen no Fa la-la, la-la-la, la-la-la. When we were gone astray Santa Claus, I'm Santa Claus. whale Aren't you sorry you walked in there? Fa la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la. O tidings of comfort and joy, Saw a couple of dolphins, and a big Comfort and joy Chorus (x2): yellow tail O tidings of comfort and joy And I think it's gonna be a long, long See your parcel speed to Phllly time If you've listened to this tune, then you Fa la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la. SANTA MAN before you get your gifts; you've yet to probably can tell Through the air to Cousin Billy find Fa la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la. Melody: Rocket Man (Elton That you've heard it before, it's a song John) I'm not the man you think I am at all, you know well It will wind up in Savannah oh no, no, no; because I'm Santa Claus.

Know well, know well, it's a song you Fa la-la, la-la-la, la-la-la. Santa Claus, flying with my reindeer Via Nome and Butte, Montana know well AI packed my bags last night for flight; 'cross the sky. Fa la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la. And we've ruined it completely, so we Zero hour, one a.m.; all say 'Oh well' And I'm gonna be high in my sleigh by then. I SAW ELVIS DRESSED AS in my home town shopping mall last Drinking Jack Daniels while getting a more cuervo gold night. backrub don't be a dink, watch what you drink SANTA CLAUS He was sitting in Santa's chair; Little gold chains pinned to brass nipple don't be a dork, don't pop the cork Melody: I saw mommy little sister pulling on his hair. rings Don't take the wheel, don't be a heel And I heard him say "Now don't be These are a few of my favorite things don't grab the stick, don't be a dick kissing Santa Claus cruel, don't drink and drive (X4) you'll get a teddy bear." We like bar fights don't let your buddy budweiser in the Oh, I saw Elvis dressed as Santa Claus We like nose rings car in my home town shopping mall last Oh, I saw Elvis dressed as Santa Claus We like eating snails be a bud and don't drink and drive night. hiding underneath that beard of snowy We always indulge in our favorite things if you think you have had a few too I knew it must be him white. No wonder our skin's so pale many Elvis is a very slim. Then I saw his whiskers slip, grab a booth and sober up at Denny's And his sideburns where much darker when he curled his lip. Girls in black leather with tight little don't drink and drive (X4) than the whiskers on his chin. Elvis dressed as Santa Claus last night. tushes hark how the cock- Tattoos on big bosoms of prickly rose tales seem to flow Oh, I saw Elvis dressed as Santa Claus Well it makes me wanna sing bushes don't drive away hiding under that beard of snowy white. like the King. Silver stretch limos that come when I don't swerve away Then I saw his whiskers slip, Elvis dressed as Santa Claus last night. ring christmas is here when he curled his lip. Elvis here, Elvis there, Elvis everywhere! These are a few of my favorite things drinking good cheer Elvis dressed as Santa Claus last night. ice cubes are cold I heard him say "Now don't be cruel, We like bar fights more cuervo gold Spoken: you'll get a teddy bear." We like nose rings don't be a dink, watch what you drink Yessiree, I saw Elvis sitting on Santa's We like eating snails don't be a dork, don't pop the cork throne. JINGLE HELLS BELLS We always indulge in our favorite things don't take the wheel, don't be a heel Really I did, and I'm gonna call the No wonder our skin's so pale don't grab the stick, don't be a dick Enquirer, Melody: My favourite things don't drink and drive (X4) Because after all, (Sound of music) Jingle hell's bells have shirley temple drive Suspicious minds wanna know. she'[ll get you home alive He had blue suede boots and bells, Ho Ho Ho Ho Ho Ho she's a friend who won't drink and drive you should have seen it for yourselves. if you drink gin fizzes like the fishes Ho Ho Ho CAROL OF THE DRUNKS you will land your britches in the ditches Sung: don't drink and drive (X4) And did you ever wonder why it is Like Guns N Roses with Axel Rose spittin' Ozzie's black eyes and the bats that he's Melody: Carol of the bells don't take the wheel, don't be a heel they call his helpers Elves? don't grab the stick, don't be a dick bitten (Home alone) Big Marshall stacks and a broken E- DON'T DRINK AND DRIVE Oh, I saw Elvis dressed as Santa Claus dick hiding under that beard of snowy white. string Hark how the cock- These are a few of my favorite things tales seem to flow Oh you can imagine my surprise, when I saw through his disguise. gin tanqueray Elvis dressed as Santa Claus last night. Ho Ho Ho more chardonnay christmas is here Well, I saw Elvis dressed as Santa Claus Penthouse apartments and twelve in a drinking good cheer hot tub ice cubes are cold