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April 2009 ire Issue 6 Lewis Central High School 3504 Harry Langdon Blvd. Council Bluffs, IA 51503 the W A cafeteria filled with students, a common scene that has already begun to change. Fatty foods are being replaced by those with more nutritional value and vending machines will be a distant memory. Photo by Bridget Mulligan Lunch Rules With An Fork While walking through the The federal and state legislature is healthy,” said Enewold. front doors of Lewis Central next and Healthy Kids Initiative is now Some options are to go to Fill year you may notice a hole on the promoting this policy. ‘R Up, located down the street side of the hallway. The vending “That’s an abomination. I from Lewis Central, to get their machines have vanished! Ques- love the vending machines, they goodies. The Titan Snack Shack is tions of who, what, where, and are a necessity for when the also another place, well when it why run through the brain. Snack Shack is closed and you’re is open from 7-2:30 with breaks The Committee of Nutrition craving a snack,” said Josh Ras- in between. But what about is responsible for this project. mussen. Rasmussen along with when the Snack Shack s closed According to business secre- others agree that this is unjust and you can not go to Fill ‘R Up, tary Charlotte Butterbaugh, “It and disagree on this healthy well there is option three which is a federally mandated govern- project. is to just bring some food from ment law.” Senator Tom Har- On the other hand, there are home. kin had proposed this idea, but those students who do agree on Now that the information The Healthy Kids Initiative had this healthy project like senior has been leaked out, beware of taken his suggestion and taken Samantha Enewold. “It’s good the healthiness that awaits next the proposal to the next level. because not all the food in there year’s students. Story by Claribel Gayton [april 2009] Get Me Out of This Bong Right Meow Lincoln, Nebraska famous for old with a cat named Shadow, was drug and misdemeanor animal cru- ter she was taken from Schomaker’s glected again. several things; such as it being the caught smoking pot from a bong elty and paid a fine of four hundred home. The Humane Society did x- Although the authorities and state capital and named after Abra- that was shaped like a box with his dollars. His girlfriend, Marissa Vieux, rays to see if the cat had any long- animal specialists did tell Schomak- ham Lincoln. But as of March 2nd, cat inside of it. When arrested, he was also charged with animal cru- term affects, and Shadow is current- er why it was wrong and have him it is now also infamous for the man said he had done it on other occa- elty because she never tried to stop ly resting at an animal shelter while learn from his mistake, there is still a who put his pet cat in a homemade sions and claimed that he only put him. recovering from the abuse. They are possibility of him receiving a jail sen- bong. the cat in there to calm her down. Luckily the cat was only “dazed,” now looking for a better home for tence up to five years. Acea Schomaker, a 20-year- Schomaker was ticketed with as Sergeant Andy Stebbing put it, af- Shadow where she will not be ne- Story by Chris Jensen Earth’s Hourur ...Oh Man I did not want to be Killed? of On July 30, 2008 a 40-year- self inside the Greyhound bus. The “I don’t care if he was schizo power old man by the name of Vince Li standoff lasted nearly five hours what he did was wrong. Anytime On March 28, 2009 from 8:30 Shylo Thomas. stabbed 22-year-old Tim McLean, a before he was apprehended. Wit- somebody does that (murder) they to 9:30 at night, people from all Making a stand against glob- passenger on a Greyhound bus who nesses said that Li carried McLean’s deserve to be in prison,” said fresh- around the world decided to shut al warming is not the only rea- was sleeping in the seat next to him. head around the bus for most of the man Denea Kelly. off the lights and vote for Earth. son people are willing to turn off The act took place near Manitoba, time. Li’s lawyer said that his client The World Wildlife Fund, WWF, lights. Imagine the energy that Canada was unprovoked. Luckily for Li’s lawyer said that his client later felt remorse for his actions. organized this one day out of the was conserved from an entire the other passengers they were able later felt remorse for his actions and Earlier this month it was revealed year that the people could take world going lights out for just one to escape before Li harmed anyone shortly after the murder his psychia- that instead of serving time in a part in an effort to show that they hour in a day. else. trist revealed that Li was experienc- prison cell Li will be serving time in want to help prevent major the “If I didn’t believe in global “As Mr. Drake would say he ing an episode of schizophrenia. a psychiatric facility. Manitoba’s pro- catastrophes of global warming. warming, I might do it for conser- must die. What he did cannot be for- However due to his diagnosis was vincial review board will then decide Earth Hour is a way to show vation of energy. Depending on given,” said senior Kursten Devine. not responsible for his actions be- whether to keep him locked up in- the governments and world lead- how it was presented to me,” said Once all passengers were cause of his mental illness according definitely or release him. ers that their people are willing freshman Alli James. shown to safety Li barricaded him- to his psychiatrist’s testimony. Story by Brandon Myers to take the necessary action to The results of this Earth Hour stand against global warming, as it is called will be put forth at and to push the government into the Global Climate change in Co- It’s A Strange World taking the appropriate action. penhagen and will determine the Junior Ashlynn Cooper was new official government poli- Story by Athena Burns for Earth in this election, “I think cies to take action against global Grand Theft Auto Omaha the government would actually warming. These new policies will replace the Kyoto Protocol. Omaha, NE – A local car dealership was recently dealt several hard blows, the worst of which includes do something. They see our ac- For this year the Philip- the theft of 81 cars valued at around 2.5 million dollars. The second hardest blow being the loss of tion; it’s enough initiative to do pines had the most participation, three executives, one of whom happened to own the dealership, all of whom were arrested for the something themselves.” with over 15 million people in theft of said cars. Legacy Auto Sales owner Allen Patch and controller Rachel Fait were both found That seemed to be the hope 647 cities tuning off their lights. and arrested in Tooele, Utah. To add injury to insult, Fait is accused of having embezzled over 46,000 of all people over the world. Even McDonald’s took part and dollars from the company. The cars have been found as close as Scottsbluff and as far away as Las However, there were people who dimmed their golden arches at Vegas. have a bit less faith in the govern- Toad Stamping Insanity ment branches. 500 locations across the Mid- west. Sydney, Australia – On March 29th, thousands of citizens in Sydney took part in a ritualistic, if bizarre, “I don’t know if they would Earth Hour has been around, just celebration: the mass murder of cane toads. Even the children gleefully took place in the event, do anything; if it doesn’t hurt not globally known. It was initially carefully and methodically capturing, weighing, and measuring the toads before contest officials them financially would they be done in Sydney Australia in 2007 before squishing the hated amphibians. The toads that were caught and killed were then turned into willing,” asked senior Summer with 2.2 million people turning fertilizer for Sydney farmers. The toads were originally imported from South America to help control Turner. off the lights. By 2008, fifty mil- a beetle infestation. The problem was, the toads could not jump high enough to eat the beetles, and It seems like there are many lion people switched off their breed so quickly that in a matter of a couple of years, their numbers were approaching millions. Even variables to the out come of this lights. For 2009 the goal was one the Royal Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Animals supports the event. As they say, “here years Earth Election. billion individuals with contribu- today, gone tomorrow.” “I think it depends of the Baggage Claim Blunder government officials- if they’re tions from 2,712 cities and 83 countries. Philadelphia, PN – Mark Arabia, owner of Pets Plus in southern Pennsylvania was denied his shipment for it they would encourage oth- of tropical fish. What he got instead? The corpse of a 65-year-old man. Due to a mix up at the airport ers to do this as well,” said senior Story by Maria Jones between a delivery driver and the cargo representative, the three boxes of tropical fish and the coffin containing the body were switched around, leaving the fish at the airport for a representative from a The Wire Staff nearby research laboratory to pick up, and the coffin headed towards the pet store.