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Vol. CXXVII,THE No. 10 LAWRENTIANLawrence University's student newspaper since 1884 www.Lawrentian.com Warch Campus Center receives LEED Gold certification Laura Streyle not be formally certified until the school year, Tom Boldt of the Boldt Staff Writer building was up and running. Construction Company spoke about Green Roots, the Sustainable the significance of building under The Warch Campus Center Lawrence Initiative committee, sent LEED standards. became officially LEED Gold certified the application materials, along with In his speech, Boldt outlined the Nov. 20, 2009. Lawrence University's the certification fee, for certification many carefully planned construction newest building is a key feature to USGBC in mid-September, and methods, including the choice of of the university's sustainable prac- received the positive gold certifica- resources, saying, "The new cam- tices. Amongst other features, the tion response in November. pus center will utilize wood which campus center includes waterless The process leading up to certi- has been certified by the Forestry urinals, Green Seal certified cleaning fication was a rigorous one, involv- Stewardship Council. This wood has products and a green roof. ing collaboration across all sectors been harvested by forest manag- LEED, or Leadership in Energy of Campus Life, HVAC, Facilities, ers who adopt environmentally and and Environmental Design, is a Dining Services, student and faculty socially responsible forest manage- point-based rating system that was organizations and beyond. ment practices." created by the U.S. Green Building To achieve the gold level of cer- Additionally, Greg Griffin, the Council, or USGBC, in 1993. LEED tification, the building needed to campus center director, reported acts as a national framework for score between 39 and 51 points that the center can expect to use Photo courtesy of Ariel out of 69 points in six categories. 20-30 percent less energy than a The glass windows of the Warch Campus Center contribute to the newly LEED Gold certified sustainable construction and build- building's energy efficiency. ing maintenance. Categories include Sustainable traditionally constructed building of Depending on the number of Sites, Water Efficiency, Energy this size. settling-in stages with the campus such as using silverware instead of points that a building earns, it can and Atmosphere, Materials and Griffin also noted that all of the center and routines are just begin- plastic utensils, and coffee mugs be certified as bronze, silver, gold or Resources, Indoor Environmental new equipment "is either Energy Star ning to form around its shape and rather than disposables for dining- platinum. Quality and Innovation and Design rated or of equal efficiency when no infrastructure, the administration in are examples of new changes in To meet the needs of differ- Process. The campus center received Energy Star rating is available." This still seeks feedback. winter term. ent building projects, there are a score of 43 points. means that the EPA has identified In a recent e-mail, Nancy multiple specialized versions of the Environmental consciousness and labeled the electronic equipment Truesdell sent word of additional For more information on the center, LEED standards. The campus cen- was a part of the building from the as 10-20 percent more energy effi- "green" changes at Kaplan's Grill that visit the Green Roots blog at http:// ter was registered under LEED New beginning. In the first convocation cient than competing models. will strengthen the gold standing of blogs.lawrence.edu/greenroots/ or Construction, version 2, and could speech of the 2008-2009 academic As the community is still in the the campus center. Advancements http://www.usgbc.org/. Lawrence evaluates six-week break Jane Koopman, Lawrence sightsinging instructor, passes away Cuong Nguyen amount of savings during the break Maija Anstine than 20 years. "I feel so fortunate and grateful Staff Writer Staff Writer has not been estimated because the Koopman taught at Lawrence for having had the opportunity to bills for gas and electricity are not between 1990 and 2000, teaching emulate her style and can't imagine yet available. The Lawrence community every music major in a five-term teaching any other way." The biggest change of this aca- sequence for most of the decade. Koopman also contributed to demic year was a longer winter Heating for the winter term has mourns the loss of Jane Koopman, not been altered. Said Meyer, "We former sightsinging instructor at She developed a sightsinging cur- the music education program at break, which lasted approximately riculum that is still taught in the con- Lawrence as an elementary special- six weeks, equivalent to half of the can not act to reduce costs without Lawrence, who passed away Dec. 30, making students uncomfortable. So 2009, at the age of 80. servatory today by current sights- ist, emphasizing the Kodály method. summer break. The board of trust- inging instructor Donna DiBella, Koopman is survived by her ees decided on the schedule change everything is back to normal [this Born in Rochester, Ind., Koopman term]." earned both a bachelor of music who explains that she has largely husband, John, who also taught at in order to save on energy costs in patterned her own classes after Lawrence, as well as their three chil- December. Only a small number of The campus life office is still degree in education and a master of waiting for responses from students music degree in education at Drake Koopman's. dren and four grandchildren. students were allowed to stay on "Students who have taken or are Some of Koopman's former col- campus during the break. who stayed on campus before mak- University in Des Moines, Iowa. ing plans for future breaks. She taught at Silver Lake College in currently taking sightsinging may leagues shared their memories of Facility services reduced the find this all sounding very familiar, her: costs of heating by gradually reduc- Amy Uecke, associate dean of Manitowoc, Wis. before coming to students for campus life and acting Appleton as an elementary school since I have largely patterned my ing the temperature in residence classes after Jane's," said DiBella. halls to under 50 degrees Fahrenheit, dean of students, said, "I am anx- teacher where she taught for more See Jane Koopman on page 2 with the exception of Brokaw and the ious to hear what students have to guest house on Park Street, which say about the accommodations in housed students and offices during Brokaw, Björklunden and the guest Remembering Professor of Mathematics Emeritus Richard Long the entire break. The faculty still house. In general, everything went Cook, he was instrumental in "help- ing, thoughtful, funny, very intel- worked during the break, so the well [and] according to plan." Bridget Donnelly for The Lawrentian ing the Lawrence faculty to appreci- ligent, independent and quirky," academic buildings' temperature was The campus did not completely ate that computer science was com- said Professor of Mathematics Bruce lowered to only 65 degrees. At the shut down. Despite the winter break ing to be a respectable academic Pourciau. end of the break, the entire heating starting during Thanksgiving, winter Professor Emeritus of discipline, not just vocational train- Long was universally lauded system was gradually brought back sports such as basketball, hockey Mathematics Richard G. Long passed ing for accountants and bank clerks." for his patience and understand- to normal levels. and swimming had competitions in away Dec 21, 2009, in Sun City, Ariz. Chemistry and computer science ing. Alumna Lori Kraft Zalewski '88 Raymond House and International December. According to Uecke, stu- at the age of 78. Long, known by professor James Evans called Long's remembers Long "was a dedicated House were closed, and the staffs in dent athletes were well accommodat- former colleagues and students as a efforts "pivotal," especially at a time professor willing to help his stu- both houses were moved to the cam- ed in Brokaw, hotels and on the road. dedicated, laid-back, intelligent and when budget would not allow for dents," noting his open-door policy pus center, which was open for most There are mixed reactions within thoughtful teacher, was an integral hiring of new, specific faculty for and willingness to help all students, of the break. The Memorial Chapel the student body about the longer member of the Lawrence community what at the time were referred to as even having them come in multiple held events in December, so the heat break. "I enjoyed it because I could for 24 years. "computer studies" classes. times a week if they needed extra was not turned down. travel to Hawaii," said junior Rob During his years at Lawrence, Long is also remembered for help. According to Dan Meyer, direc- Rashid. from 1969 to 1993, Long was a major his sense of humor, described by Zalewski recalls that the best tor of facility services, the university Another student, junior Jon contributor in the development of professor Alan Parks as "very ironic took significant measures to reduce the computer science program and, and clever." heating costs. However, the total according to Physics professor David See Six-week break on page 2 "Dick Long was warm, unassum- See Richard Long on page 2

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Mays, said, "I did not like it because ation] center for the entire time." whether or not to continue the next year. Six-week break the basketball team has to stay in Once cost analysis is done, longer winter break. Currently, the continued from page 1 hotel and practice in the [recre- the board of trustees will decide longer winter break is planned for

could hide, and everyone felt on ly, patient, yet persistent. And Jane sightsinging tutor! That is but one nificant part of their development. Jane Koopman equal par. She had as much fun even held 'extra' classes for those illustration of how Jane's teaching How wonderful that every single coaching the most challenged stu- singers who had passed the mini- had a huge impact on the students' music major had this long expo- continued from page 1 dents as she did singing modula- mum requirement, but not suffi- development and abilities." sure [of] three to five terms to one "In the fall of '96 I was to begin tory Bach chorales with the most ciently mastered sight singing for —Kenneth Bozeman, Frank C. of the best and most enthusias- teaching a few sightsinging sec- advanced. And periodically other as long as they were willing to Shattuck professor of music tic public school music educators, tions, and so, in the spring I sat in faculty in the MD wing would hear continue working on it. I know of and had the opportunity to model on a number of Jane Koopman's students practicing duets in the an instance of a soprano, who was "I remember how Jane was the themselves on her gifts and com- classes. I was struck by her warmth hallway prior to performing them in terrified of sightsinging when she first one among us to know every mitment. One last thing: Students and the "cozy" feel of the class- class, or having a blast singing 'The arrived, and even through several student by name, really getting will perhaps remember that they room with the plants — MD 146 Frog' canon." tearful attempts to pass her exam to know them and to appreciate were treated to a "health bar" after — and hanging quilts — Jane was —Donna DiBella, instructor of for the voice faculty. However, she their personalities, abilities, quirks. their final exam in sightsinging — a an enthusiastic quilter — and how music took all of Jane's generous extra She followed their Conservatory Special K bar made with peanut once or twice a year she would instruction until she finally passed careers with delight after the the- butter, chocolate and butterscotch bring in a batch of her "health "I don't know of any other fac- sightsinging here in her senior year. ory sequence was long ended, and chips!" bars" for the students. Desks were ulty member who touched every The next year in graduate school that freshman experience was often —Nancy Stowe, former dean of arranged in a circle so no student student in that way. She was friend- in Kansas she was hired as the noted by students as a very sig- the Conservatory

bags, the next day realizing that he all of the sentences. He couldn't ing, in his "own quiet and unassum- left a lasting mark on all those Richard Long had never taken the checkbook out wait to get to the punch line." ing way, left us a legacy of dedica- who knew him, and on Lawrence of the bags, which he had used as Though Long retired from tion to students and to helping University itself, Long left the now continued from page 1 kindling in his wood-burning stove. teaching in 1993 and spent his them gain access to the richness well-established computer science part of Long's classes were his sto- "Of course I can't make it sound retirement in both Michigan and and wonder of mathematics." program as a testament to his many ries. In particular, she remembers as funny as it was listening to him Arizona, those who were around Long, a professor whose "sweat- efforts. an instance in which Long bought tell the story on that day," said during his 24 years at Lawrence er always had the coat-tree-hook groceries and slipped his check- Zalewski. "He had a really quiet remember him fondly. At his retire- shape on the back by the collar and book in between the two brown voice and he was chuckling between ment, he was commended for hav- chalk marks ... but [he] didn't care,"

her about her health. Maiolo was In other news... treated and released from a psy- chiatric clinic Saturday. Editors' Picks: PORT-AU-PRINCE, Haiti — A 7.0 —www.bbcnews.com magnitude earthquake hit Haiti's capital city Tuesday, Jan. 12 at Washington State — William January 15 - January 21 around 5 p.m. Jean-Max Bellerive, Clark, cofounder of the popular Haiti's prime minister, said that "Baby Einstein" video series, asked the city is destroyed, and that a judge to order the University of Jan. 14 - Feb. 13 — Tournées Film Festival — Thursday, Friday and more than 100,000 people are Washington to release two stud- Saturday, 7 p.m., Warch Center Cinema feared dead. Humanitarian aid is ies that linked young children's needed for the country's decimat- television viewing with attention Now in its 16th year, the French-department-sponsored festival features five films, ed hospitals, and world leaders, problems and delayed language including the animated film, "Peur(s) du noir," or "Fear(s) of the Dark," and "La faute à such as President Barack Obama, development. Clark wants to Fidel!" or "Blame it on Fidel!" have pledged their support. review the university's method- —www.cnn.com ology to preserve his company's legacy. In 1999, the American Jan. 14 — "Inglorious Basterds" — 9:30 p.m., Warch Center Cinema VATICAN CITY — Pope Benedict Academy of Pediatrics recom- Best Tarantino flick since the last Tarantino flick ... it's been a while. Spoiler: Hitler mended children under two do XVI met with Susanna Maiolo, dies. the woman who leaped a bar- not watch television. rier and knocked him down at —www.newyorktimes.com his Christmas Eve Mass, and her Jan. 16 — Pomegranates with Lookbook — 9 p.m., Warch Center Café family earlier this week. The Pope Cincinnati-based indie-rockers the Pomegranates will play their upbeat, energetic pop. offered his forgiveness, and asked

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LUCC elections statements Presidential candidates

Justin Happ Do you realize how much power you have as a Lawrence student? As one of the most powerful college student governments, LUCC has jurisdiction over all nonacademic aspects of Lawrence life. We are here to respond to your wants and needs as residents of our community. When LUCC was created, in 1968, its very first agenda item was to discuss opening a bar. The result was the creation of our ever-so-popular Viking Room, which exists to this day and is still going strong. When you, the students, complained about our dining facilities and the lack of a central hangout spot, we responded by giving you a brand-spankin'-new campus center. Or, when some students really wanted an outdoor volleyball net, we made it happen. We have all these things not because Jill Beck said she wants them, but because you, the students, did. How can we make your time at Lawrence better? As president I will bring LUCC directly to you, to find out exactly what you want in college life and to do everything I can to make it happen. If you vote for Justin Happ all of your wildest dreams will come true! At Lawrence, students have the power. For whatever you want, LUCC is here. If you vote Justin Happ for LUCC president, all of your wildest dreams will come true!

Andy King I believe that I am the strongest candidate for LUCC president. I have been actively involved in LUCC for two years as a district representative. In these two years, I worked with my constituents by bringing issues discussed at General Council meetings back to the district and figuring out what they thought. Based on their reactions I voted in a way that reflected their views. It is essential to be in touch with the student body in this position and be able to work closely with them. I have already laid a strong foundation by being an active representative for two years. I have served both year terms on the Finance Committee, working with my fellow committee members to allocate money to student organizations. In addition, I have worked on the Polling, Elections, and Leadership Committee. Outside of LUCC, I am Co-Captain of the Men's Soccer team, a member of LUIGI, Mock Trial, SAAC, and a sports writer for the Lawrentian. I have the organizational leadership, and interpersonal skills necessary to lead LUCC. This is not a matter of what I can do for LUCC, but what I can do to make LUCC better for you. Vice presidential candidates Alex Ajayi My experience as a former district representative for LUCC has made it clear to me that LUCC plays a pivotal role in creating and maintaining an environment that is conducive to the promotion of student excellence and general welfare. If elected to the role of vice president, I hereby promise to be accessible to my fellow students, to remain sensitive and attentive to their concerns, and be an advocate for their issues. Part of the duty of the LUCC is to serve as the liaison for the students to the administration and the faculty. If elected, I will dedicate myself in every way to the betterment of student life here at Lawrence University, while working closely with the university's administration and faculty. The main goal of mine if elected will be to maximize campus engagement. I will strive to increase the awareness of the student body to the purpose and mission of LUCC. I will also look for ways to further improve the efficiency and effectiveness of the operations of the Lawrence University Community Council as a whole. As vice president, I will assume a very important role as a student leader with a duty to serve my campus. My job will be to listen to my constituents, and do my best to meet their needs. In doing so, I hope to leave Lawrence a better place than it was when I first arrived.

Ellie Crean I believe that I am the most qualified candidate for the position of vice president, as I have been serving in this position since spring term of 2009. As vice president I have helped to make financial processes more easily understood by the student body, and have helped to create a new level of transparency and accountability within the organization as a whole. Having served as the vice president, I have experience in managing a $300,000+ budget, holding finance hearings, writing financial legislation and meeting with individuals to discuss student organization finance questions. I intend to use the knowledge that I have gained as vice president to better serve the Lawrence community. It is important to me that LUCC continue to improve its relationship with students and faculty so that we may better serve their needs. If I am elected, I hope to continue to bridge the gap between LUCC and the Lawrence community through keeping the organization accessible and accountable to the student body.

Annie Kaiser My name is Annie Kaiser, and I welcome the opportunity to proudly serve and take the leadership position of vice president at Lawrence University. Vice president is the perfect position for my skills and interests; as a student who has been involved in a plethora of clubs ranging from LUCC to the Lawrence Fund to the Lawrence University Investment Club Initiative, I understand the benefits of a co-curricular lifestyle that enhances learning while establishing friendships. My club participation coupled with a previous tenure on the Finance Committee provide me the perfect background to lead the meetings with a sense of preparation and empathy for the process. I returned to Lawrence this fall after spending a year at Claremount McKenna College, in Claremount, California. With the experience of two approaches to a liberal arts education, I can confidently assert that Lawrence harbors a unique community where every individual and interest is considered. As vice president, I will continue to fairly recognize each student's interests in LUCC and Finance Committee meetings. Those who know me understand that I am extremely motivated and excited to accomplish new goals. I will never be afraid to speak my mind, and in this position I will commit to continuing Lawrence University's tradition of strong student leadership. My solutions to issues are pragmatic and simple. I am able to achieve results because I am willing to say things how they are. I lead because I work the hardest and honest in my work. Honesty and dignity in any position are the values I value the most.

Evan Williams Third term of the 2008-09 academic year, I was given the opportunity to serve as a LUCC representative for Sage after previously interviewing for a cabinet position. Since then, I have served on Finance Committee. I am currently an LUCC Representative for District 2, encompassing Hiett and Ormsby. Although I am a Hiett resident, since there are no elected represen- tatives from Ormsby, I have volunteered for Ormsby Hall Council to ensure the residents of Ormsby are properly represented in LUCC. I also sit on the Trustee's Committee on Student Affairs and the Trustee's Committee on Honorary Degrees. As vice president, I will seek to make LUCC a more open organization, and to ensure that every Lawrentian knows that it is here to serve them. Every year, thousands of dollars roll over from previous activities funds. I believe that every student's activities fees should work for them. As we head into the new decade, I will work with the university to set goals in improving our Internet connectivity, such as improving our bandwidth and making Lawrence a "wireless campus," because I believe no matter where you are on campus, every student should have the access to quality wireless Internet. I have the experience, passion, and ideas to make LUCC work better for LU. As VP I will make LUCC more open and seek to improve LU Internet. THE LAWRENTIAN

4 FEATURES FRIDAY, JANUARY 15, 2010 The secret lives of our profs Professor of History Jerald Podair Rachel Young book my whole life, and a couple to do with history, and the lawyer ture changed. I always say Staff Writer of months ago, out of nowhere, I who was doing the presentation that the most important was offered the chance to write the just gave me this look like I was political decade is the 1930s, Young: How did you get interested introduction to a reissued version out of my mind, so, as we were and in many ways, we are in history? of "A Night to Remember," which walking away and leaving the semi- still arguing over the legacy Podair: Well, I can't remember a is a great thrill for me. It was the nar, the paralegal turns to me and of the New Deal and the time when I wasn't just interested kind of thing that you can say, "life says, "Jerry, why don't you go to role of government in our in American history, but obsessed is good" when it really comes full graduate school and just get it over lives, we're arguing about it with American history. When I was circle that way, and be able to write with?" And I realized that I prob- this very day with the new 5 or 6 years old, my parents got that. I had more fun writing that ably should! So, I applied to gradu- healthcare bill, but I [still] me a children's dictionary, and the that I have anything else. ate school, and I was very fortunate always say that the most dictionary part was fine, but what that I have a very understanding important cultural decade is Young: You're from the Bronx, New and supportive wife. Karen, my the 1960s because that's the fascinated me was the list of facts Photo by Lauren Mimms about the United States in the back, York, originally. How did you wind wife, understood that this was decade where established especially the presidents. By the up here in Appleton? something that I really badly want- authority gets challenge. It's the Roosevelt administration could time I was 7 years old, I had memo- Podair: I continued to read ed to do, and had I not been seri- almost like the flowering of a new have been a moment made pos- rized all the presidents, and not American history and continued ous about it, she wouldn't have American enlightenment, where sible by the failures of the Hoover just that, their dates of birth as to go to museums and historical said okay, but I'm very lucky that Americans get to make these basic administration. On the other well. I could probably still tell you sites all the way through college, she said okay. It helps so much to choices about the direction of their hand, we know that the Roosevelt that James A. Garfield was born but I never thought that you could have a supportive spouse while in lives on their own, for themselves. moment was not a moment, but an in 1820 and died in 1881. I could actually earn a living being a his- grad school, there's no way I could era, an epoch, basically, that lasted sort of just rattle that stuff off, torian, so when I was in college at have done it without her support- Young: Recently we've seen a big at least 50 years, and in many ways so I knew all the presidents, all New York University in the Bronx, I ing me. I ended up going to gradu- political shift in America with the still has tremendous influence, and of their dates of elections, I could decided to do something practical, ate school at Princeton. My advisor new president. In 50 or 100 years, that could be Obama as well. list the vice presidents, and I was which was not major in history, there was James McPherson, the how do you think people, histori- doing this at a very early age, and I but to major in political science most eminent civil war historian ans are going to regard this period Young: Who is your favorite was just always obsessed with the and go to law school because my in the country, and one day before in American history? President? American past, and the stories that parents were from the Depression one of his lectures, I was sitting in Podair: That's always a great Podair: My favorite president is came out of the American past. I generation and were very oriented the lecture hall waiting for the stu- question, and I think historians, Lincoln. No surprise there, and I'm had my parents taking me to civil towards earning a living and having dents to come in, and he motioned although trained to look at the past, obviously not alone. [He is my war battlefields when I was very security and stability. They encour- me up to the lectern. He said, always have that in the back of favorite] for his ability to grow and young, all up and down the East. aged me to do that, but in college "Jerry, I just got this letter from a their minds. Of course, it's impos- change, for his ability to be flexible, Since we were from New York and I always took history courses as a place called Lawrence University, sible to tell with certainty because for his ability not to personalize we didn't have a car, and neither of hobby. Anyway, I graduated from and they're looking for a 20th-cen- another thing that I'm always disputes, which is something that my parents drove, we did this all NYU and went to law school at tury American historian, which is telling my students is that his- many of our more recent presi- by trains and buses, and so I did all Columbia, and graduated, and just what you do, and so, you probably tory is about contingency. Things dents have fallen prey to. Lincoln of those things, and then I started went out into the world of the should apply for this job," and here could go in one of many different never took it personally. He had to read American history. The first practice of law, which I did for 11 I am! Before coming here, I had directions — at almost every turn, people in his cabinet that he didn't book that I remember reading and years. I worked for a Wall Street law never been outside the New York events could have gone in a differ- trust and shouldn't have trusted, saying, "I want to be like this guy, firm and I later worked for a bank, area for more than two weeks. ent direction, and changed history but he remained with them because I want to write history myself," was but all during that time my main in basic ways. We can't tell right he felt it was for the best. He was when I was 11 or 12, I picked up a interest, real interest was history, Young: What is your favorite peri- now what the next 50 to 100 years, a pragmatic idealist, someone who book called "A Night to Remember" and even the people who worked od in history? or even the next 5 years will look hoped for the best, but who under- by Walter Lord, which was the story with me could tell that that was my Podair: My favorite period is the like. In other words, on January 1, stood the frailty and the flaws of of the sinking of the Titanic, an eye- real interest. It was my hobby! One 1960s. I'm always telling my stu- 2001, who could have predicted human beings sometimes at their witness account. It was this great, day I had this epiphany; I went to dents, if you want to know how this what happened on September 11, worst, and realized he couldn't sweeping, dramatic narrative of the a legal conference, and a paralegal started, and "this" could be how 2001, and changed the direction of change that. Instead of becoming ship sinking, and I remember read- from my law firm went along with you dress, what you're listening to, history? As for today, it could go in cynical, he still had the goals and ing that book over and over again, me. The two of us had to go and how you spend your leisure time, a number of directions. The Obama qualities of freedom that he held and saying, "This is what I want take notes and ask questions and even the fact that women are in col- moment could just be a moment, to. to do, I want to write stories like report back to the firm, and during lege at all in such great numbers, a liberal moment or a liberal left that," and that got me started. A the question and answer session I to a large extent you always have moment made possible by the fail- great aside on that is that I've been raised a question that had nothing to go back to the 1960s, because ures of the Bush administration, so interested in the Titanic and that to do with law, but actually had that's really where American cul- it could just be a moment, just as Lawrence history through the archives Student traditions in winters past Julia Stringfellow of Ormsby Hall so students could ice was a good way to break up the Archivist skate. Students also organized teams term. Students went skiing and to play broomball on the ice. Curling tobogganing at several places up was also a winter sport played at north, including Potawatomi State Frigid temperatures, excessive Lawrence. Park in Door County. Members of the snow, and heavy outerwear charac- A popular winter tradition at Lawrence Ski Club were on hand to terize winter term at Lawrence. For Lawrence that started in the 1940s teach people how to ski. many years, Lawrence students have was creating sculptures using snow The most popular tradition, and taken these unfavorable conditions and ice. Teams were assigned plots one that continues to this day, has Courtesy of Lawrence archives of the Arctic North and celebrated on which their sculptures could be been sledding down Union Hill and Lawrence's Union Hill transforms into a winter wonderland for many students. with traditions such as the Winter created, and trashcans were swiped trying not to end up in the river. hopes that perhaps classes will be President Knight was taken in by Carnival, snow sculpting contests, from Main Hall and used to haul Some modifications have been made cancelled and the university closed this deception, and he announced Winter Weekend, and sledding down snow to the sculpture site. to the hill in the past. Until the 1960s so they can enjoy a snow day and there would be no classes that day. Union Hill while trying not to land in There was a snow sculpture the hill went straight down to the stay inside. However the student managed to the Fox River. contest where faculty and staff river without a gravel road and gar- Unfortunately, the last time this pull this off, it worked, and a lot of Winter Carnival was first held served as judges. Sculptures repre- den to break it up. This made it even happened was in the 1960s. Before sledding down Union Hill took place in 1933. Activities of the carnival sented a variety of topics, includ- more of a challenge not to sled right that, during the 1950s, one brave that day. included horse-drawn carriage rides ing a guy watching television, cam- onto the Fox. Students had races student contacted then-president of The next "Lawrence History around campus, sitting by the fire in pus buildings, Uncle Sam, a Viking, down the hill using "flying saucers." Lawrence, Douglas Knight, using a Through The Archives" article will Riverview Lounge in Memorial Union and the Lawrence version of Mount Given that the university is in false identity and reported there was focus on the Annual Great Midwest and drinking hot cocoa and holding Rushmore. Wisconsin and that it is extremely some condition that would abso- Trivia Contest coming up at the end tricycle races. In the 1940s and 1950s, Winter cold and snowy in winter, there are lutely prohibit school. of January. An ice rink was created in front Weekend was held in February and days when the Lawrence community THE LAWRENTIAN

FRIDAY, JANUARY 15, 2010 FEATURES 5 Memorial service celebrates life of Professor Goldgar Melody Moberg reflections of his own, including rev- Goldgar's granddaughters. He shared Bert the master and commander of Lawrence, he and other alumni Associate Features Editor elations that Goldgar received a few stories of "Dad as Dad," a dedicated the lunch table and Bert the family compiled "The Berton Anthology of unexceptional marks at Princeton, and supportive man who always had man. Panegyrical Literature." Moser read The life of Professor of English and was described in a letter from a "light touch" with his children. He UCLA Professor of English excerpts from this satirical tribute. and John N. Bergstrom Professor the university as "modest and unas- was also, as many of his students and Comparative Literature A. R. Susan Crawford '87, currently of Humanities Bertrand A. Goldgar suming." know, "the funniest person ever." Braunmuller was part of Goldgar's the chief legal council for Wisconsin was celebrated and remembered the Warch described Goldgar as a Two of Goldgar's Lawrence col- circle of friends and scholars in Governor Jim Doyle, was "scared afternoon of Saturday, Jan. 9 in "professional curmudgeon" who leagues shared memories of their London, who, with Goldgar, to death" of Goldgar when she first a heartfelt memorial service. By 2 always wanted to continue doing friend, and the years they spent at researched at the British Library and arrived at Lawrence. "Perhaps," she p.m. Stansbury Theatre was crowded things "as is" — a conservative streak his esteemed grill lunch table. frequented a nearby café for coffee said, "it was the pointy beard, or the with students, colleagues, family and reflecting genuine concern for the Professor of Religious Studies and conversation. beret." But then, he almost ran over friends of the remarkable man who canon and for preserving traditions. Karen Carr described Goldgar as They met in a rare books library her with his Honda Civic. He later touched so many lives. This value system was indispensable her best friend. They met at her in the 1970s, when Braunmuller apologized to her, and introduced The service lasted two hours and to the integrity of Goldgar's scholar- first Freshman Studies symposium, recognized Goldgar as a schol- himself, beginning their long friend- was followed by an hour-long recep- ship. where she immediately appraised ar he quoted in his dissertation. ship. tion. President Emeritus Richard Goldgar's children offered a Goldgar as a "wicked smart, short, Braunmuller described Goldgar's The memorial service captured Warch presided over the service, glimpse into his family life. Like her portly man with piercing blue eyes willingness to offer scholarly assis- a broad spectrum of who Goldgar and speakers included Professor father, Anne Goldgar is a scholar, and a caustic Southern tongue." tance, and shared stories from their was — as a father, as a teacher, as Goldgar's two children, Anne working as a reader in early modern She decided it would be best to coffee group. a scholar, as a colleague and as a Goldgar and Ben Goldgar, two pro- European history at King's College "steer clear of this one, until more Goldgar deeply affected count- friend. The recollections were mov- fessors, three former students and a in London. Professor Goldgar's settled." Luckily, she did not steer less students over the years, and ing and sincere, underscoring the member of Professor Goldgar's circle research brought him to the British clear for long, and soon developed was beloved for his genuine interest deep void so many of us feel with of friends and scholars in London. Library each summer, enabling them "one of the most important relation- in their lives, willingness to listen, his absence. Professor Goldgar's wife, to spend months together every year. ships in [her] life." as well as his humor and "infallible As expected, many anecdotes Corinne, was unable to attend the To Anne Goldgar, her father was Professor J. Michael Hittle taught bullshit detector" described many shared at the service, described by service due to poor health. a brilliant man delighting in mis- history at Lawrence from 1966 until times throughout the service. Warch as the "Goldgar variations," Goldgar passed away Oct. 14 chief, unlucky with computers and his retirement in 2001 and served as Lydia Howarth '75 met Goldgar at elicited the same tears-streaming- 2009, at age 81. The 18th-century distances, and terrified — like her the David G. Ormsby endowed chair the beginning of her senior year. Like down-cheeks laughter familiar in any literature scholar joined the English — of spiders. of history and political economy. He so many of his students, Goldgar's of his classes. department in 1957, and he quickly She agreed with her mother's shared his memories of Goldgar, in "perfect Southern hospitality" and Ben Goldgar particularly became a pillar of the university. assessment of her father as "the the form of chapters from "the Book kindness made her finally feel wel- emphasized his father's devotion Goldgar was not only an excel- most fatherly father that ever exist- of Bert." come and at home at Lawrence. to Lawrence University, and how lent academic and teacher, but a ed." He was, she said, a man "inor- These chapters included Bert the Richard Moser '83 described him- deeply he cared for his students. beloved mentor and friend to gen- dinately proud of his children," who scholar, who was no friend of post- self as a member of the Bertonians, He earnestly believes his father died erations of students throughout his saved every letter and read every- modernism, Bert the teacher, Bert a "society of former curmudgeons in because he couldn't teach and write 52 year career. thing his children ever wrote. the energetic intellectual, Bert the training, who have now achieved full any more, as much as anything else. Warch opened the service with a Ben Goldgar, who is a judge in department member, Bert the out- standing." Walking away from the service brief biography of Goldgar and some Illinois, counts his primary achieve- doorsman, confident that art always For the 50th anniversary one thing remained clear: Goldgar ment as being the father of Professor improves on nature, Bert the friend, of Goldgar's teaching career at will not be forgotten. Volunteer projects on MLK Day of Service Sylwia Matlosz munity. Students will meet to leave Lawrence campus organizations. From our kitchen to yours: Staff Writer for the sites at the Cinema of the Presentations on the 2009 Warch Campus Center at 12:30 p.m. Summer Volunteer Opportunity and volunteer at the site until 3 p.m. Grant projects will be held in the together dry ingredients then add The Volunteer and Community the oil, wet mixture and orange Service Center and the Diversity Transportation will be provided. Kraemer Conference Room from 4 The best Scheduled projects include p.m. to 5 p.m. Past recipients will zest and mix until just com- Center will be holding Martin Luther bined. Note: The dough should King Jr. Day of Service Monday, Jan. leading a lesson on diversity at discuss their volunteer projects to Richmond Elementary, painting walls motivate students to seek summer vegan scones be clumpy. 18. Sponsoring service-related activi- Divide the dough into two equal ties throughout the day, the VCSC and murals at Valley New School, service initiatives. The day will end and playing bingo at Pioneer Village. with a ceremony featuring a keynote Sara Joss portions. and Diversity Center are encourag- Chef Students also have the opportunity speaker in the chapel from 6:30 p.m. Knead each portion a few times, ing students to make a day with no then form into 6-inch discs. Cut classes "a day on, not a day off" in to design a coffee cup mascot for to 7:30 p.m. Harmony Café and cook a meal for According to the VCSC and I tried this recipe a couple years each disc into six slices — pizza honor of Martin Luther King Jr. ago and the result changed my style. "The campus gives the day off the homeless at the emergency shel- Diversity Center, participating in the ter. volunteer effort is a great way to life! No, really. These orange- Place each slice on a prepared from class to participate in MLK's glazed scones are really easy to cookie sheet. vision in what is recognized as a To further promote education remember and recognize the life for informed civic engagement, a and teachings of one of the greatest make and you would never know Bake 12-15 minutes or until national holiday to celebrate his life's that they were dairy free. You can slightly brown and firm on top. work," said Sarah Muenster-Blakely, Volunteer Fair will be held after civil rights leaders, Martin Luther students return from service sites King Jr. Anyone who wants to make eat them as a breakfast treat or a Transfer to a plate or cooling volunteer programs assistant at the dessert and they go very well with rack. Volunteer and Community Service from 3:30 p.m. until 5:30 p.m. in the a difference in the community and main entryway of the Warch Campus work towards Martin Luther King tea. Makes 12 scones. Mix the confectioners sugar with Center. the melted Earth Balance, orange Volunteers are being sought to Center. The fair will feature repre- Jr.'s vision is urged to participate. sentatives from 24 area agencies, The VCSC can be contacted by Ingredients: juice and orange zest until participate in projects at nine service Scones: smooth. sites throughout the Appleton com- including Make A Wish Foundation, phone at 920-832-6644 or by e-mail Heckrodt Wetland Reserve and 12 at [email protected]. 1/2 cup soy cream Pour 2 tablespoons of orange 3/4 cup soy or rice milk glaze over cooled scones. Let the 3 cups all-purpose flour glaze set before eating. 2 tablespoons baking powder Eat up. Don't forget to share! A message brought to you by the Red Cross 1/3 cup sugar 1/4 teaspoon salt When a college student moves away from home and begins to reside in the dorms on campus, there are 1/3 cup vegetable oil 3 tablespoons finely grated many things to think about. How am I going to fit all of my belongings in this little space? Where am I going orange zest (save orange for to find a microwave for under $40? All of these questions can become overwhelming. However, one of the the glaze) most important questions that a college student may never think of is: What would I do if I lost all of my belongings to a dormitory fire? Glaze: According to the National Fire Protection Association, in the years 2003-2006 fire departments had 1 cup confectioners sugar responded to an estimated average of 3,570 fires in dormitories across the United States. These fires caused 2 tablespoons melted earth bal- ance, a butter substitute an average of $29.4 million in property damage. With these high statistics it is important for students to 2 tablespoons fresh orange juice, think about looking into fire safety education and renter's insurance when they move into a dormitory build- from the orange you grated ing or apartment after they graduate. 1 teaspoon finely grated orange College tuition and living expenses can cost a great deal of money. College students being aware of basic zest fire safety tips can help prevent another unexpected expense of loss to a fire. Multiple extension cords and overloading of outlets should be avoided and candles should never be used unattended. It is important to be Instructions: aware of your building's evacuation plan and to practice all drills as if there were a true fire. Preheat oven to 400 F. Lightly Renters insurance is an item most young adults do not think about when renting. Renters insurance is an grease a cookie sheet. inexpensive monthly cost and can save a lot of money in the long run. At $6-$14 a month, one can be assured Combine wet ingredients (all that their property is protected for an average of $25,000 in the event of a fire. This is an important and except oil) and set aside. Photo by Katie Langenfeld money wise-monthly expense that everyone should be aware of! In a separate mixing bowl, sift THE LAWRENTIAN

6 OPINIONS & EDITORIALS FRIDAY, JANUARY 15, 2010 Possible reasons to thank and STAFF EDITORIAL disagree with John Mackey

When Lawrence's schedule change was announced last year, it was greeted with strong opinions Forest McKenzie speak with the people who have been from nearly everyone. In light of the financial incentives associated with the change, we assume that Columnist forced to leave their homes and vil- the elongated winter break will become a fixture of Lawrence life. lages in Bangladesh and the Cartaret Since the long break is likely here to stay, it is fortunate that the university administration has At Lawrence, most of us have Islands and ask them if they are begun studying how the Lawrence community can best make use of this break. We were happy to see heard of the natural and organic "prospering." the administration send out a survey to learn more about student activity during the break. grocer Whole Foods Market. Whole Despite my disagreement with We have heard that the volunteer and career centers are making a concerted effort to help stu- Foods has 270 stores located in Mackey's personal opinions and dents find internships, volunteer opportunities or temporary employment for the duration of future North America and the U.K. Some of beliefs, I — unlike others organizing on blogs and Facebook groups — breaks. Such efforts encompass one way that the university is trying to enable students to make full us imagine a glorious day where a choose not to boycott Whole Foods. use of the break, and we hope that students take full advantage of these efforts. grocery store more substantial than Jacobs Meat Market would appear On a personal level, I support organic One suggestion that we think the university should seriously consider is establishing a framework farming techniques and love to eat. to let students — especially upperclassmen — receive credit to do individual academic projects in within walking distance of campus. But would we really welcome Whole Thinking of the larger picture, their major over the break. This option would allow students to further their studies in an organized, Foods with open arms? Whole Foods has been instrumental formal manner in subject areas in which they are especially interested. It would also let them receive The legacy of the company and in bringing the organic and natural recognition for taking initiative in their studies in a manner that is wholly congruent to Lawrence's the feeling of each store are attached foods movement from the fringes liberal arts spirit. with notions of community, health- to the mainstream. The company Lawrence is one of few universities that have a break from Thanksgiving to New Year's. We hope ful eating and progressive business actively engages people to question where their food comes from and that the university continues to invest resources into finding a way to turn what may just be a pecu- practices. But most of us have not how it will serve them. In short, liarity into a clear benefit. heard of a man named John Mackey. Mackey is actually the CEO, cofound- Whole Foods has changed the way er and chief visionary of Whole people think about daily life. Foods. A recent profile of him in The Just by having Whole Foods in New Yorker paints a most interesting their neighborhood, people are start- picture of complex relationships and ing to question: Why can't all big cor- the generally paradoxical nature of porations in big box stores conduct Term 2: Return of the freshmen Mackey's life. themselves more like this? That is a powerful question. It is precisely this available, everybody's mood — so it may not work for everyone, and After reading the article, some question and the increased demand the freshmen just kind of look bet- you have to keep in mind that ideas question whether we should support for environmentally sensitive prod- ter by comparison. Living through like grace and embarrassment are a company that sells health food ucts by consumers that is motivating winter term also gives freshmen a relative. alongside hot dogs, a company that Wal-Mart to seek the advice of envi- kind of shared adversity with upper- Let me start by saying that I have limits the salary of executive officers ronmentalists Adam Werbach — who classmen, making you almost seem a terrible memory for names. I've to 19 times the salary of an aver- is coming to Lawrence later this year like a peer. forgotten the names of close child- age team member — Mackey pays — and Amory Lovins. It is why Wal- Almost. hood friends, coworkers I see every- himself one dollar per year — but Mart is the largest retailer of organic The stresses of winter term day, and have made a habit of not vehemently opposes unionization groceries and the world's largest should also simply wear you down asking any questions in class until of its workers; a company headed buyer of organic cotton. to the point where you are much about fourth week, when I actually by an outspoken free-marketer who As a pioneer in environmental- more easily ignored, a plus for any learn the professor's name. admirers the work of Ayn Rand, who ly focused retail, Whole Foods has freshman. I forget people's names as soon proposes that unregulated insurance begun a market surge of companies I suspect that another significant as I hear them, which I can only companies are fit to run our nation's seeking to learn from and improve reason could be the fact that we're chalk up to not finding names par- health care system — see "The Whole upon its business model. This model all too bundled up now to differ- ticularly interesting. That probably Foods Alternative to ObamaCare" is one of few that have been suc- Drew Baumgartner entiate between classes. We've now sounds like a wild justification, but published in The Wall Street Journal cessful at increasing profits while Columnist become giant coats with scarves for when you think about it, it really is — and states that no "scientific con- recognizing a higher level of respon- faces and hats for hair, and stopping strange that we tie so much of our sensus exists" on climate change and sibility to communities and the envi- to figure out who's who just doesn't identities up in a few proper nouns "historically, prosperity tends to cor- Dear Drew, ronment. seem worth the time. I suspect that that we didn't really have any hand relate to warmer temperatures." It's winter term, am I cool yet? While Mackey's personal views our inability to recognize each other in determining anyway. I would like to ask Mackey —Optimistic Freshmen in Ormsby might be like ipecac to some, his causes a lot of casual-acquaintance- I think we could all do better to who he thinks would prosper in a company will continue to be instru- level relationships to suffer, which not take it so personally when our world of unabated climate change. It's a complicated issue, mental in changing the how the I suppose also helps freshman gain names are forgotten — there are so Certainly some species might — mos- Optimistic, especially given that world conducts business. Thinking relative social significance. many of us, and we all have different quitoes — but the majority of the some freshmen will simply never be of Mackey as a CEO, his personal Together, these factors may not names, the chances of forgetting a Earth's creatures, including human cool. The short answer is "not quite, views do not surprise me. What is actually make you cool, but they cer- few is pretty high. Somebody forget- beings, would not be able to sustain but you're on your way," but it might surprising is how he has channeled tainly help to make you less uncool, ting your name doesn't mean that the climate effects predicted if they help if we look a little closer at the his love for capitalism and personal which is really all you can ask for at you're uninteresting or forgettable, keep living in a "business as usual" reasons why. choice into something that is a major this point. just that they neglected to attach scenario. One of the most important rea- force in improving people's health your name to you in their mind. That The effects have already been sons is the simple passage of time. while simultaneously improving the Dear Drew, doesn't seem like such a huge crime, documented in regions around the Upperclassmen should be a little health of our planet. more used to seeing you now, so The long break was relaxing, so it's probably best not to be so world. Specifically, Mackey should but now I can't remember anyone's tense about it. they are less likely to notice your like "dude" and "man." found this to be more acceptable name. Do you have any tips for Back to your question, and my obnoxious habits. This also means I know it sounds too simple to than constantly apologizing for for- gracefully handling a run-in with an foolproof solution: Avoid using peo- you're a little more accustomed possibly be effective, but if any- getting people's names, but I guess acquaintance you can't place, but ple's names altogether. It's pretty to the way things work, so you're one ever notices, they'll just assume you'll have to find the solution that who keeps using your name? shocking how easily you can get actually less likely to do obnoxious that you're weird, not that you've works for you. —Forgetful Freshman by only greeting people with "Hey" things in the first place. forgotten their name. Chances are, and "How's it going?" I even picked Another important reason is the you're already pretty weird, so an Actually, Forgetful, I have a pret- up some jarringly non-native surfer general awfulness of winter term. odd speech pattern or two will really ty solid way of avoiding any embar- slang just to expand the potential Everything else is worse — the only be a drop in the bucket. I've weather, the quality of vegetables rassment in these situations, but greetings to include name stand-ins

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FRIDAY, JANUARY 15, 2010 OPINIONS & EDITORIALS 7 Athletes are not role models Zach Davis logos — remember the attack ad pan- Letter to the Editor Columnist icking about Barack Obama's sinister kindergarten sex ed. agenda? When news broke of Tiger I read an article worrying about a I was pleased when I read Amy Sandquist's article on the "Freedom Week" celebrations held by Woods' affairs, I gritted my teeth group of young kids who played golf Conservative student groups on campus. As students at a liberal arts college, especially one that primar- and prepared to hear lots of people with their local parks & rec. instead ily falls to the left on the political spectrum, it is important to hear the opposing side and foster lively and who should know better mouth a of gangbanging. They all cited Tiger informative debates. This debate will better enable us to be effective citizens and leaders of the United States. very tired fallacy. Sure enough: From as their inspiration to take up the I am especially pleased that these groups, especially the Viking Conservatives, are seeking to promote and all sides, I heard a rising chorus sport. Are they going to exchange uplift their policy and ideology through positive and inclusive means, rather than some of their more hurt- castigating Tiger for abrogating his their golf clubs for Glocks now that ful tactics of the past. That said, in the spirit of debate, I cannot let some of the issues brought forth during sacred trust as a role model. Please. Tiger gets a big red A emblazoned "Freedom Week" to go unchallenged. There is a definite line between on his next Masters jacket? No, that's The "Freedom Week" activities included the hanging of posters in memory of those who died Sept. 11, admiration and emulation. It is pos- ridiculous — it's his ability to hit a 2001. While this would seem like a noble and nonpartisan gesture, it is odd that these groups chose to do sible to respect an athlete's ability golf ball into the next time zone they this not in September for the eight-year anniversary, but two months later. We have seen similar stunts by without needing or wanting to live want to achieve, not his notoriety. Republicans nationwide who seek to use the images and fears of that terrible day to their political advantage. according to that athlete's set of Kids aren't nearly as dumb as This was coupled by a table asking students to sign a card to support U.S. troops. Again we see the typi- values. The American public seems most adults seem to think. They can cal attitude of the Bush years that said that if you weren't with them, then you were with the terrorists. to understand this better than most see the mountains of grief athletes Contrary to what they might think, the Republican Party does not have a monopoly on patriotism. I choose pundits believe. get for their transgressions — is any to support the troops by signing petitions that ask the government to reevaluate U.S. involvement in Iraq and Michael Jordan's gambling prob- sensible kid going to want to emulate Afghanistan. I choose to support our troops by being a conscientious objector and opposing the sacrifice of lem didn't create an uptick in gam- that? their lives for unnecessary reasons or political gain. bling issues. Michael Vick's arrest Charles Barkley famously said, In addition, I find it rather ironic that groups whose national party is opposed to the closing of the for running a dogfighting ring hasn't "I'm not a role model ... Just because Guantanamo Bay prison camp, freedom of choice and freedom for two loving people to marry because they inspired folks to take up the pas- I dunk a basketball doesn't mean I have the same sexual organs, would call their observance "Freedom Week." time. Leonard Little killed a woman should raise your kids." He's dead I question what the Viking Conservatives, College Republicans, and Campus Organization for Israel are because he was driving with a blood right. When it comes to youngsters' seeking freedom from. If it is "big government" or the federal government intruding on the individuals rights, alcohol level of .19, but DWI and moral growth, the onus is on par- I would ask how this ideal fits with the attack on individual freedoms by the Bush administration and the DUI rates have been dropping for ents. Young children begin develop- Republican controlled Congress before 2006 who tortured and denied the right of habeas corpus to American the past 20 years. And while it's still ing their value systems by aping citizens labeled as "enemy combatants" — or perhaps how it fits with intrusions on privacy and freedoms by admittedly early in the game, I see and obeying parents and other close warrantless wiretapping and reading the e-mails of U.S. citizens. no trend of horny guys ditching their adult figures. It is clear that this "Freedom Week" was nothing but a thinly veiled political statement. According to marriage vows à la Tiger Woods. Some of these values last kids College Republicans President Fanny Briceño, "Freedom Week" was meant to protest "the Obama administra- Ah, but I was just talking about their entire lives; others are revised tion, professors and campus leftists" who "endlessly preach for more government control to solve policy grown-ups. Grown-ups are sup- with age and acquired wisdom. An problems." posed to know better — it's the kids athlete's public persona, available I am sure that Fanny, who is my friend and coworker, knows that I have no problem with student groups who suffer when famous people act only through the media, is just not naughty, right? Pundits trot out this old save-the-children pathos when- See Letter to the Editor on page 12 ever their arguments are light on the See Athletes on page 12

nal. Turns out they're wrong. Only Plus, just think of all the people my opinions of Miley Cyrus and that you saved; they would probably Yo, I got some New Year's resolutions acoustic covers of Rihanna songs are spend the rest of their lives sending unique and original. you a bunch of free shit and name J.B. Sivanich could be even more awesome. It's I read somewhere that I might be eli- It seems as though every vapid, their children after you — I always Op/Ed Editor a tradition many call making New gible for federal funding for under- self-obsessed loser out there has felt that J.B. had a chance to compete Year's resolutions. taking such a tall order. While there his or her own YouTube show, so at the top with Juan and Mohammed. An annual resolution of mine are quite a few posers on campus it's actually a little uncharacteristic My plans about how I am going One of the perils of the modern is to become less and less like my who think they know what "glamour" that I don't have my own show yet to go about this are a little fuzzy; world is that sometimes we become parents. I try to do this in steps; in is just because they once did their —hopefully 2010 will see that fixed. I have a few ideas, but I can't share too caught up in its craziness to 2008, for example, I removed all the hair like Anne Hathaway and have I think I should pretty succesful them with you at this moment. Ever pause and reflect about the world, camouflage seat covers from my a stack of their Mom's old Vogues, I at this new endeavour since I am since I was 6 years old and my the meaning of existence and when 1978 Ford Bronco. In 2009, I made feel that it's my duty as the owner of more vapid and self-obsessed than Mom told me that I saved the whole computers will finally have the capa- sure to wear no green nor gold for at the only body worthy of a Botticelli any other loser — well, unless you neighborhood from burning down by bility to digitally recreate the smell least two days of every week. on campus to use my canvas to its include Fox News television hosts. turning the stove off, I've known that of flowers. This year, I am trying to only full potential. With Jay and Conan in the pits it was destiny for me to be a hero. I I was just telling my friend the drink PBR with dinner and find sub- Therefore, I will set a few rules and Letterman embroiled in a sex- just hope my reward is a little better other day about how it seems like stitutes to accompany breakfast and for myself: at-work scandal, I feel as though it's than being allowed to crack open a I'll be too busy exchanging tweets lunch. Sooner or later, I might even No. 1. No clothes by designers only a short matter of time before bag of Cheetos even though it's not with Christopher Walken and Chad give up hunting when it's not hunt- or brands that my roommate can celebs like Denzel and Tobey start dinner time. Ochocinco to ever finish my screen- ing season. Hell, maybe one day I will pronounce correctly. stopping by my futon to share a few So terrorists, if you're reading play about a father and a son in stop voting for third-party candi- No. 2. Sunglasses will be worn laughs. this, take heed: If you see a guy in a charge of safeguarding an ancient dates and just vote Republican. at all times, including during meal My number one resolution — the three piece Tessori Uomo and Heath book that could redeem society Besides these resolutions, I try times, classes and intramural bas- one I am most set upon accomplish- Ledger-esque shades whose voice from an invasion of extraterrestrial to make more generalized ones. For ketball game. ing — is to stop a terrorist attack. I you remember waxing poetic about "prawns" in post-apocalyptic South instance, two years ago, I made a No. 3. Underwear will not be mean, how great would it be to stop drunken Mariah Carey antics on a Africa. It's a shame that my obra resolution to include a Shakespeare worn unless it is the most expensive a terrorist attack? Having your face megahit viral video right behind you maestra may never see the light of quote in every conversation I had article of clothing touching my body. splashed across every local news as you are about ascend to heaven, day, but a modern man's gotta tweet. regardless of whether that quote My second resolution is to start program in the country, fist-bump- you better think twice — and when I Yes, yes, while I am busy 364 was pertinent to the conversation at my own YouTube show. It seems ing the president in a Rose Garden say "think twice," I really mean hesi- days of the year thinking about how hand or not. This year I am aiming a as though a lot of people these press conference and never having tate so you make my job of stopping awesome I am, I try to take one day little higher. days think their opinions about to pay for a drink, medical operation you a little more manageable. out of the year — sometime just My first resolution is to bring Miley Cyrus and acoustic covers of or taxi fare again all sound pretty before New Year's — and dedicate it some "haute couture" to LU — I think Rihanna songs are unique and origi- agreeable to me. to reflecting how — if possible — I

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8 ARTS & ENTERTAINMENT FRIDAY, JANUARY 15, 2010 Our favorite music of 2009 manages to keep making albums This album is a lot of acous- vocative rock 'n' roll album that 2. Animal Collective, that don't disappoint. Nothing tic guitar, drums and keyboards, sounds out of this time period. "Merriweather Post Pavilion" entirely new or groundbreaking but somehow manages to take I didn't like Animal Collective compared to his earlier stuff, but an entirely unique approach. 8. Japandroids, "Post-Nothing" before this album came out. Now rather this is a solid contribution Lightning-quick drumming meets This kind of follows the pre- the group is one of my all-time to an already impressive cata- vocals that sound eerily like Jeff vious album in that it is more favorite bands. That should say logue. Mangum of Neutral Milk Hotel, straight-ahead rock 'n' roll than it all. and these create one of the best most of the other picks on this 5. tUnE-yArDs, "BiRd-BrAiNs" debut albums of the year. list. Japandroids is a two-person 3. St. Vincent, "Actor" I first saw her opening for garage rock band, with huge gui- This is the ultimate example Dirty Projectors and she blew the 7. The Dead Weather, "Horehound" tars settling on top of even bigger 1. Dirty Projectors, "Bitte Orca" of "beauty with an edge," as Annie crowd away with one of the most Easily the sexiest album of drums, and this debut album is The musical aspects of this Clark has once again crafted an impressive opening sets I've ever the year, this sees Jack White full of solid jams with memorable album can be so complicated album full of delicate harmonies seen. Lo-fi production on this taking to the drums while Alison lyrics. and innovative that they blow and angelic vocals alongside jar- album meets acrobatic vocals, Mosshart takes over the micro- my mind. Yet somehow, Dave ring distortion and crisp guitar lots of ukulele and a solid batch phone. The result is a dirty, pro- Longstreth and friends have riffs. of songs. managed to make an album that also has an emotional edge to it. 4. Andrew Bird, "Noble Beast" 6. The Rural Alberta Advantage, Bravo. My favorite violinist somehow "Hometowns" Alex Schaaf

banger. Whether smoked out just did not do it for me — Sides." This is intense, thoughtful, and tinted or sober and on the especially after the 1000th listen. banging. Great to hear Mos share move, this little six-track effort by However, Cudi grew on me after the mike with Black Star collabo- Rich Jones Ernest Greene is a real gem. my friend forced me to sit down rator Talib Kweli. I was skeptical when I first and actually listen to the man. heard about this album; it is rare Empire of the Sun, "Walking on Dude is a truly unique talent who Miles Fisher, "Miles Fisher EP" that a sequel to a classic like a Dream" should not be slept on. If you haven't seen the video "Only Built 4 Cuban Linx" is able I can't recall how I came for his cover of The Talking to match the greatness of its upon this flamboyant duo from Phoenix, "Wolfgang Amadeus Heads' "This Must Be The Place," predecessor. Against all odds, Australia but I'm glad I did. Every Phoenix" do so immediately. Honestly, it is Raekwon has outdone itself. once in a while, I love me some These French folks rock, plain the only track that matters on the Masterful production, gritty lyr- pop and this was just what the and simple. Cop it. EP but, damn, it's hot. ics, and cocaine, cocaine, cocaine! doctor ordered. Mos Def, "The Ecstatic" Washed Out, "Life of Leisure EP" Kid Cudi, "Man on the Moon" The Brooklyn MC delivers The soundtrack to the final I tried hard not to hop onto arguably his most consistent Note to the readers: This list is in Raekwon, "Only Built 4 Cuban weeks of summer 2009, this has the Kid Cudi bandwagon, I really effort since his debut album, the no particular order except for the Linx, Pt. II." got banger after banger after did. "Day 'n' Nite (Nightmare)" hip-hop classic "Black on Both top spot.

Kowert's virtuosic playing and compositional style and includes local African musicians and made Punch Brothers, Béla Fleck, Stuart that combine elements of jazz collaborations with Chris Thile an accompanying documentary. Duncan, Mark Shatz and Jerry and classical music. and Béla Fleck. At the Telluride Bluegrass festival Douglass. As so much of Sutton's last summer, I was lucky enough music revolves around live per- 2. Casey Driessen, "Oog" 5. Sam Bush, "Circles Around Me" to talk to Béla about his experi- formance, this album makes his This album demonstrates On his seventh solo album, ences in Africa. The complexity of music more available to a wider Casey's unique musical style, Sam Bush demonstrates his the music they were able to create audience. bringing in elements of jazz, blue- mastery of traditional bluegrass coming from such different musi- grass and even classical music. songs as well as more complicat- cal backgrounds and cultures was 8. Crooked Still, "Crooked Still ed instrumental works. "Circles striking to me. Live" 3. Sarah Jarosz, "Song Up in Her Around Me" also emphasizes his This is Crooked Still's first 1. Mike Marshall's Big Trio, "Mike Head" collaboration with other leading 7. Bryan Sutton, "Almost Live" live album and is only avail- Marshall's Big Trio" This is Sarah's debut album musicians, as Edgar Meyer and As a versatile guitar player able at their shows. It features On this album, renowned and at 18 she is already play- Del McCoury also appear on the whose performance experience their current lineup with Aoife mandolinist Mike Marshall col- ing with some of today's leading album. covers a wide range of genres, O'Donnovan on vocals, Greg Liszt laborated with 17-year-old fiddle musicians, including: Chris Thile, Sutton's "Almost Live" showcas- on the banjo, Corey DiMario on prodigy Alex Hargreaves and Jerry Douglass, Paul Kowert, Sam 6. Béla Fleck, "Throw Down Your es many of the performers he bass, Brittany Haas on fiddle and 23-year-old Paul Kowert, a for- Grisman, Ben Sollee and Alex Heart" has worked with over the years, Tristan Clarrige on cello. mer student of Edgar Meyer who Hargreaves. This album is a result of Bela's including Chris Thile and the is now touring with Chris Thile 2005 trip to Africa to explore the and the Punch Brothers. It is 4. Julian Lage, "Sounding Point" roots of the banjo from Gambian comprised of all original songs This album showcases Julian's instruments. On his trip he that highlight Hargreaves and virtuosic jazz guitar playing and recorded with a wide range of Ruth Jacobs

This new band out of England the year's best. and unique voice gives the record was my most pleasant surprise a very intimate and vulnerable of the year. The xx takes a mini- 5. Yeah Yeah Yeahs, "It's Blitz" sound that feels just right. Ben Levine malistic approach to pop music "It's Blitz" saw the Yeah Yeah and more with every listen. While that begs listen after listen in Yeahs taking its distinct style 7. Animal Collective, I am a huge Jack White fan, it is many different contexts. The in some new directions. On this "Merriweather Post Pavilion" the influence of the other mem- interplay between the male and album, the songs are more melod- Animal Collective proves bers that really makes this record female vocalists also create a sub- ic and developed than on the its significance once again with stand out. tle sexual tension to their music previous two records. The group its latest full length album. that greatly adds to their overall also incorporates some newer Undeniably unique and extremely 2. Japandroids, "Post-Nothing" sound. electronic elements into its music well put together, "Merriweather This record grabbed me that certainly add something. Post Pavilion" pushes the bound- immediately. Japandroids is a 4. Mos Def, "The Estatic" My favorite songs of this album aries once again. two piece band from Canada, Mos Def made his return to have to be the quieter ones like and its lo-fi punk anthems speak hip-hop this past year with "The "Hysteric" and "Skeletons" that 8. Mastodon, "Crack the Skye" for themselves. "Post-Nothing" is Estatic," and it appears that Mos really display this group's raw Mastodon's latest epic tells 1. The Dead Weather, "Horehound" at record that relies on nothing had quite a bit to say. On this songwriting talent. an insane story through punch- This combination of Allison more than honesty and feeling. album, Mos poses many interest- ing guitar, grandiose lyrics and Mosshart, Jack White, Dean The end result is one lovely piece ing thoughts about the present 6. Antony and the Johnsons, "The masterful song craft. Mastodon Fertita and Jack Lawrence pro- of music. state of the world while also div- Crying Light" are innovators of their field and duced the best album of this ing deeply into his relationship This record is a quieter one this album shows it. year. The group crafts a dark 3. The xx, "The xx" with Islam. Great production, lyr- that uses strings and piano as the atmosphere that I enjoy more ics and guests make this one of driving force. Antony's wonderful THE LAWRENTIAN

FRIDAY, JANUARY 15, 2010 ARTS & ENTERTAINMENT 9 Coming to Russian accordionist leads passionate performance your senses Kristi Ruff moving with accented notes as if The rest of the concert was previous week. Staff Writer tossing some imaginary musical ball equally amazing. Venglevski per- Eventually, George returned with to the other, and jocularly mocking formed "Asturia," some movements Assistant Professor Michael Mizrahi Music As students here at Lawrence each other throughout. from one of his own original compo- from the piano department in tow; University, many of us attend recit- The concert began with a beau- sitions, "Menagerie Suite," as well as he had graciously offered to sight- Tuesday, January 19 als, concerts and performances at tiful bayan-violin arrangement of "Russian Winter" and "Two Step." All read the tangos for the end of the the conservatory on a regular basis. Vivaldi's "Summer" from "The Four of them were amazing — he plays show. The World Music Series concert in Seasons." Some, especially string with the precision and speed of a The tangos were a fantastic Spoon Harper Hall last Saturday night, how- players, may wonder how one accor- whirlwind lightning display, but also ending to the performance. They ever, epitomized the concept of per- dion and one violin could possibly with the elegance of a perfect storm. summed up the drama of both the "Transference" formance. compensate for the usual instru- His performance of all of the tango era and that particular night Stas Venglevski, originally from mentation of the piece for string pieces was interesting not only due quite perfectly. Mizrahi deserves a Charlotte Gainsbourg the Republic of Moldova, plays the ensemble. to his precise technique, but also particular commendation for step- This is understandable, as prior because he plays with his entire ping up to the plate and sightread- "IRM" bayan, a type of Russian accordion. Venglevski and Lawrence faculty to this concert, my own knowledge body. His emotions were clearly evi- ing the music for "La Cumparsita," RJD2 member Samantha George put on of the bayan was limited to movie dent on his face, alternating from a "Por Una Cabeza," and "Quejas de a show for bayan and violin, titled scenes in which a lone accordionist somber mood to a huge smile. Bandoneón" so perfectly. "The Colossus" "Baroque Days, Tango Nights." stands on a street corner while his Sophomore Diana Sussman com- At the beginning of "Por Una Each of the two performers alone cymbal-clanging monkey begs for mented on his "toying with our emo- Cabeza," George said, "This one is Motion City Soundtrack has a variety of impressive musical money. tions," mentioning that "when some- my favorite." accomplishments, but as a pair they Nothing could be farther from thing is funny, he's just straight- Venglevski chimed in, saying, "I "My Dinosaur Life" were simply amazing. The joint tal- reality. The right hand side of the faced, but when it's serious, he'll like it too." ent and level of musicianship in the bayan functions like a piano, except break out laughing." Much to the audience's amuse- room was nearly overwhelming; the with small button-like valves instead We were lucky enough to ment, Mizrahi said, "I'm sure I'll like audience called for an encore from of keys. This produces a beauti- hear more than we expected from it too, once I hear it," and the three the pair after only the first piece. ful melody, while the bellows and Venglevski, as for some unknown proceeded to play. George and Venglevski have per- left-hand side serve as an organ- reason, the pianist for the show The playful nature of the per- formed together on various occa- sounding bass and accompaniment. did not arrive. For 20 minutes, formers combined with the satirical sions and know each other quite George did not require the accom- Venglevski entertained the audi- drama of the tango led to a passion- well: Their friendship was evident paniment of various string players ence on the spot with well-known ate ending that had the audience in the way they performed together, in this rendition, since Venglevski accordion solos, selections from the standing for three encores at the end sharing smiles at particularly mov- sounded like an entire orchestra by "Nutcracker Suite," and a short mel- of the night. It was truly a magical ing parts of the music, pointedly himself. ody that he had composed only the performance.

joy of Jane Lynch's snarky, biting wit. "Modern Family" started up, a TV is the answer: A look back at 2009 quiet, under-publicized mockumen- tary sitcom that makes Ed O'Neill's Movies Beth Carpenter Daisies," and "Guiding Light." "ER" "Recess," and the exploits of Mac and marriage to a young Colombian Staff Writer was the long-running medical soap Bloo will be sorely missed. woman believable. Friday, January 15 opera that played a big role in "Pushing Daisies" is another "Nurse Jackie," a show that inci- launching George Clooney into suc- show that was occasionally cartoon- dentally stars a Lawrence grad, also Winter is the season of no TV. cess — although it should be noted ish in nature and easily one of the started and only further cemented Well, that's not exactly true. There's that he starred in a sitcom of the most entertaining hours of televi- my admiration of Edie Falco. "The Book of Eli" new TV, but it usually falls into the same name ten years prior to his sion, with bright colors and fast- Indeed, 2009 was a pretty good category of TV that even I won't "The Spy Next Door" stint as Dr. Doug Ross. I stopped talking that would put the Gilmore year for TV: although some good watch, which is pretty bad. Winter watching the show when a helicopter Girls to shame. shows ended, we also got some solid hiatuses are a tough time because " 44 Inch Chest" crashed on the hospital, but I'm sure The year 2009 also saw the end new ones, as well as one of the best we've all been left in suspense its series finale was met with grief. of "Guiding Light," the world's lon- cycles of "America's Next Top Model" about who's doing what since early "Fish Tank" The finale of "Battlestar gest running soap opera. Again, not since Tyra got her talk show — there December and we won't find out Galactica" was definitely met with a show I watched religiously, but it is a correlation there, I promise. until March, when most shows start grief when it ended in March of was always comforting to know that I'm pretty sure 2010 also has up again. In this dark time of TV, 2009; it was the end of some of the the show would be on every day in some pretty good TV in store; we it's important to say goodbye to the greatest television I've ever seen and the early afternoons, and now my just have to get through the winter things that were left behind in 2009. of the show that taught me that sci- midday pillar of regularity is gone. hiatus. So drink lots of hot chocolate, Last year saw the series finales ence fiction is not just for people in On the other hand, 2009 also keep warm and get ready for all the or cancellations of "ER," "Battlestar Star Trek costumes. saw the birth of many new shows to TV to come. Galactica," "Foster's Home for "Foster's Home for Imaginary take the place of the ones going off Imaginary Friends," "Pushing Friends" is the greatest cartoon since the air. We were given "Glee" and the

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DVD Dario LaPoma Tuesday, January 19 Molly Wilson and it definitely fed a kind of cre- "Pandorum" Staff Writer ativity you don't learn from just studying hard." "Gamer" For all you out there of the It would seem that LaPoma's "Whiteout" freshman persuasion, the name background clearly encouraged "The Invention of Lying" Dario LaPoma might be a new one, creativity: Though neither of his but give him another week and parents are trained musicians, his he'll probably be on your radar. mom sang Joni Mitchell around This senior double-degree student the house, while his dad played in a Zimbabwean marimba group in in piano performance and Spanish Photo by Susanna Valleau has played in jazz combos, jam their hometown of Eugene, Ore. done and he's issued a strict "Migrations," which is by Fred sessions, student recitals and, of There was a piano in their warning to the young Lawrentians Sturm. course, Fatbook. home. LaPoma said, "I just started to get those done early ... and If you can't hold on until then, LaPoma has just returned to improvise and play the music then he remembered all the other Fatbook is playing the night of from a term in Buenos Aires, I heard on the radio... so mostly things he's doing. Saturday, Jan. 16 at Tanner's Bar Argentina. He chose Buenos Aires Bonnie Raitt." Currently a member of & Grill in Kimberly, starting at 9 thanks to musicians' recommen- In fourth grade, he began tak- the Lawrence University Jazz p.m. Oh, and he's also offered to dations of the music scene there, ing piano lessons, and the rest, as Ensemble, LaPoma is getting go on a bike ride with any of you and it seems to have been the they say, is history. ready to perform alongside Bobby Lawrentians, once it gets warm right choice. Right now he tells us he's McFerrin in the upcoming con- outside. Said LaPoma, "I got to impro- mostly working on getting his cert Feb. 20, when LUJE will be vise in a music therapy session general education requirements performing a musical suite titled THE LAWRENTIAN

10 SPORTS FRIDAY, JANUARY 15, 2010 Ramble on the roof: Un-Packed for the new term Lawrence University

Torrin Thatcher reasoning is simple. As long as I can petition, the NBA mostly just gets an movie with Travolta and Cage — in Columnist remember watching games, there awkward "what the hell was that?" Austin Feb. 8. That's going to be a has been only one occasion where from this Midwestern farm boy. I grand two-day stretch: the Super Now that Packer fans are able to the season did not end prematurely. would much rather have videos and Bowl is Sunday, and then a possible dog-ear yet another game in history The only season which did not end photos from slam dunk lore to pique No. 1- No. 2 matchup the next night. as something that we'll think about without some frustration and heart- my interest in watching players dunk Sounds to me like good way to fin- whenever we see Kurt Warner's face, ache was when we won the Super than listen to rap. ish off the few Miller products that Larry Fitzgerald breaking a tackle, or Bowl in 1997. My mindset going into the rest survive Sunday. a ref blowing a call or five, it is time And since that's going on 13 of the college basketball season This past week we have seen to move forward to cleanse the mind years now — wow, I am getting old in simple: survival is the key. This Pete Carroll head back to the NFL for and do what we sports fans do best: — I have become accustomed to season, we have seen Kansas fall some unknown reason, Lane — and watch more sports. adjusting my rooting interests when to a missing-four-players-but-still- Layla — Kiffin leaving Rocky Top to We can no longer fret about the playoff time shows up. I've found somehow-good Tennessee after nar- become Trojan leaders, and McGwire Standings referee, Scott Green, who screwed myself rooting for Falcons, Eagles rowly escaping Cornell; Purdue lose saying he took steroids, but they the Pack by missing a facemask call. and Seahawks, just to name a few back-to-back games — albeit against didn't help him hit home runs. Out birds, and it's interesting getting to very strong teams in Wisconsin and of these three stories, I only think Men's Basketball In fact, we shouldn't even mention MWC O'All Scott Green's name ... it's not impor- know a team more than I already do. Ohio State — and Brigham Young, one is going to end up well — Kiffin tant. Scott Green is in the past now. Who knew that Jeff Thomason went a Mountain West squad not named shiftin' — and that's only if the St. Norbert 4-0 10-1 We have to look back to the to Oregon? Awesome facts like that UNLV, SDSU, or New Mexico, crack NCAA doesn't interfere and knock Illinois College 4-0 8-3 future. We have to think about con- can be uncovered in January and the Top 25. back the USC football program. Ripon 3-1 7-3 ference play in college hoops; NFL February. It should make for an interest- Carroll will have a hard time Now is the time the NBA is try- ing year in the Big Ten now that transitioning back to coaching grown Carroll 2-2 7-4 draft prospects declaring, playing Lawrence 2-1 5-5 in bowl games, and training for the ing to pump up our interest in their Jon Leuer is out and Evan Turner is men and McGwire will never be able combine; and whether or not there league by, like I have already so back to his triple-double self. Illinois to just be the hitting coach for the Knox 1-3 1-10 is a week that passes when the conveniently mentioned, showcasing is in first, but the Illini have yet to Cards — stories like these are what Grinnell 1-2 2-7 Cleveland Cava-LeBrons are not on their talent. I did watch two basket- play anyone of significance in the make sports even more entertaining ball games on Friday night instead conference. than the on-the-field action merits. Beloit 1-4 3-9 one of the ESPN channels. Lake Forest 1-3 3-8 Friends, foes and family mem- of doing what most college kids do, And just in case you are interest- We shall soon see how each handles bers have asked me how I have dealt though I'm definitely in the minority ed, Kansas and Texas play each other their new situation. Monmouth 1-3 2-9 with the Packer loss, and my line of there. With awful rap-like commer- only once this regular season when cials advertising the NBA dunk com- they face off — no, not that fantastic Women's Basketball MWC O'All Illinois College 4-0 9-2 Women's Basketball falters in the second half against Beloit Lake Forest 4-0 8-3 Erik Borresen With five minutes remaining the first game. double-double. Ripon 4-0 8-3 Staff Writer half, Lawrence was holding on to an The Vikings were paced by fresh- The Vikings return to action this St. Norbert 2-2 7-3 18-17 lead, but the Buccaneers went man guard Cathy Kaye with a career- weekend with a pair of home games. Beloit 3-2 5-7 The Lawrence women's basket- on a 14-3 run going into halftime high 11 points. However, Kaye's per- The Vikings will host a struggling and Beloit led 32-21 at the break. formance was not enough to erase Monmouth College squad at 5 p.m. Knox 1-3 5-5 ball team (2-7, 0-3 MWC) hosted Grinnell 1-3 3-8 Beloit College (5-7, 3-2 MWC) last The second half went poorly Lawrence's .259 field-goal percent- Friday, then return to the court at 2 Tuesday, falling 65-44 after poor for Lawrence, as Beloit started the age, the Vikings' 23 turnovers, or p.m. Saturday to face the Lake Forest Carroll 0-4 5-6 second-half shooting by the Vikings period with a 21-2 run and never the Buccaneers' 42-34 rebounding Foresters. With each team in posses- Lawrence 0-3 2-7 let the Buccaneers cruise to a com- looked back. The Vikings, using a edge. Beloit was led by sophomore sion of a 0-3 in-conference record, Monmouth 1-3 6-5 fortable win. seven-player rotation against Beloit's guard Faith Jones, who scored 20 the Monmouth-Lawrence game could Aggressive offensive rebounding 11-deep lineup, never trailed the points on 8-11 shooting, and junior provide a much-needed victory to by Lawrence's front court kept the less-fatigued Buccaneers by fewer guard Amanda Moore, who notched Head Coach Mark Heidorf's team. Hockey game close for the first 15 minutes. than 21 points in the rest of the 18 points and 10 rebounds to post a MCHA O'All North Division Lawrence 5-1-0 6-5-0 personnel dead and, among others, was involved in a series of inci- each game that he misses. Marian 4-2-0 5-6-0 In sports news... goalkeeper Kodjovi Obilalé wound- dents involving handguns. Among —www.washingtonpost.com ed. At the tournament itself, first- other offenses, Arenas brought Finlandia 2-6-0 3-9-1 Northland 2-6-0 2-11-0 CABINDA, Angola — Togo was round play saw Gabon and Malawi teammate Javaris Crittenton a gun NEW YORK — In a statement disqualified from the Africa Cup score upset wins against Cameroon after a poker-related dispute in released Monday, Mark McGwire of Nations soccer tournament and Algeria, respectively, though which Crittendon jokingly threat- admitted to using steroids in his South Division after a machine-gun attack on the media attention remained on the ened to shoot Arenas in the knee- record-breaking 1998 season. Adrian 8-0-0 10-3-0 pre-tournament attack. cap, stored unloaded guns in his McGwire, who ranks eighth on Togolese team bus killed three MSOE 5-3-0 6-6-1 people and the Togolese players —www.cnn.com locker in violation of NBA rules baseball's career list with 583 home returned home. A separatist group and made light of his gun charges runs, disputed that steroids actu- Lake Forest 4-4-0 4-8-0 fighting for the independence of WASHINGTON — Gilbert Arenas both on and off the court. Arenas, ally helped him hit home runs, Concordia 0-8-0 0-12-1 the Angolan enclave of Cabinda has been suspended indefinitely a three-time All-Star whose 22.6 claiming instead that he took the claimed responsibility for the without pay by the NBA after the points per game places him 10th steroids for "health purposes." attack, which left three support star Washington Wizards guard in the NBA, will lose $147,000 for —www.espn.com GO VIKES!

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FRIDAY, JANUARY 15, 2010 SPORTS 11 Men's hockey drops Athletes of the week one to the Forresters by Stephen Exarhos Jon Mays were extinguished by Foresters cap- Staff Writer tain Justin Taylor, who scored twice in the last five minutes of the period to bring the score to 4-1. The Lawrence University men's Laura Aerts: Ben DiMarco added a second hockey team entered last Saturday's Viking goal early in the third period, game against Lake Forest with an but the Foresters answered when unblemished 5-0-0 record in confer- Women's Basketball Mike Rubino scored a short-handed ence play, but the Foresters took no empty-net goal. Rubino scored again 1. How have you and your team grown over the winter break? notice of the Vikings' record, using a with two minutes left in the game We definitely got to know each other better off the court, huge four-goal second period to put to close out the 6-2 victory for Lake to say the least! Living basically on top of each other for three the game out of reach. Forest. straight weeks really tested us as individuals. Also, with the The Foresters' Justin Taylor All-American goalie Evan longer break and lack of games, we had time to work on the scored two goals in the final five Johnson had a tough game, making little things before putting everything together again. One last minutes of the second period to basi- just 12 saves in the loss before being word: MOHAWK. cally extinguish any hope Lawrence pulled after two periods. had of a comeback. The Vikings (6-5-0, 5-1-0 MCHA) 2. What are the team's goals for the remainder of the season? With his team down 2-0 and half will return to the ice this weekend Our biggest goal is to get better every practice and every of the game over, freshman Viking for a home doubleheader against game. defenseman Colin Smith scored his division rival Finlandia University first career goal with 10:09 left in the (3-9-1, 2-6-0 MCHA.) The puck will 3. How much has playing basketball at Lawrence over the past second period. However, any hopes drop at 7 p.m. Friday and at 4 p.m. four years improved your ability? the Vikings had of closing the deficit Saturday. Playing basketball at LU has helped me grow as a person more than anything. With three coaches in four years, I had to [be willing to] adjust and buy into different philosophies. The Men's Basketball beats women's basketball program has gone through some ups and downs in the past couple of years, and I am thankful for all the girls that were/are willing to help keep the program alive. LU basketball has definitely helped me improve my dance reper- Florida opponents, Beloit toire and public speech abilities ... to a little more than no skill Andy King they cruised to a 96-52 victory. The whatsoever in each. Staff Writer 44-point win was Lawrence's biggest margin of victory since a 53-point 4. What's the weirdest thing that you have ever seen in a bas- ketball game? Men's Basketball traveled to the routing of Goucher College back in Some girl punting the basketball at another girl's face. Sunshine State for a pair of games 2005. Photo courtesy of Laura Aerts [She] literally punted it. against Trinity College and Florida Returning after a few weeks off, College over the holiday break. Lawrence took on Beloit last Tuesday. 5. Do you have any pregame, in-game or post-game rituals? Facing Trinity first, the Vikings The Vikings' rust was evident from I try to avoid S&P at all costs and everyone on our team eats a lollipop the day of a game ... so on away came out strong in the opening min- the start, as they turned the ball over games, we have to find a confectionary. KRVE [junior forward Katie Van Es] works at a candy shop, so she utes, jumping out to a lead of 19-6 on their first possession. usually throws in her expert opinions. During warm-ups, Sammer and I work on ball-handling and defense before Trinity rallied, closing the gap The Vikings had won their together. to 27-23 by halftime. John Dekker 15 previous meetings against the hit four three-pointers after the Buccaneers, but they had to work break, helping the Vikings build up a extra hard to beat Beloit and extend 16-point lead during the second half. the streak to 16. Dekker led Lawrence in scoring In a low-scoring game, Lawrence with 19 points and snagged nine posted an under par .328 shoot- rebounds, while Erik Borresen led the ing percentage and only sank five team with 10 rebounds and scored three-pointers, but Beloit also failed John Dekker: 15 points for his first career dou- to reach 40 percent shooting, and ble-double. Dustin Lee, now recov- despite Lawrence's halftime lead, the ered from a broken hand, and Tyler Buccaneers only trailed the Vikings by four with under a minute to play. Men's Basketball Crisman each added 10 more points for the Vikes. However, Lawrence dug deep on defense, holding the Buccaneers The lead seemed less than safe, 1. How challenging has it been to live up to the expectations from scoring in the final 30 seconds. as the Tigers fought back to cut it brought from the last few years of Lawrence basketball? The final score was 59-52, with the to 57-51. However, the Vikings foul I think we welcome the expectations that have been placed Vikings getting 43 of their 59 points shooting proved to be the differ- on us by prior Lawrence teams, we would rather be the team from Dekker, Crisman and Lee. ence in the closing minutes as Jamie that everyone is shooting to be rather then trying establish From a statistical standpoint, DeMatthew went 6-6 from the line ourselves. At the same time we understand the position our Beloit had played as well as Head and Crisman went 5-5. DeMatthew past success has put us in and that opposing teams give us Coach Joel DePagter's squad, mak- had nine assists, six points, and five their best shot every time they play us. rebounds. By the time the buzzer ing two more field goals than the Vikings while holding rebounding sounded, the score was 72-58. 2. What are your personal goals for the rest of the season? nearly even at 40 to Lawrence's 41. The next night, the Vikings com- My personal goals for the rest of the season is to do what- The difference in the game was the pleted their sweep of Sunshine State ever I can do to help the team win another conference champi- foul situation, as Lawrence made teams by thrashing Florida. Dekker, onship, get back to the conference tournament and ultimately 16 free throws compared to Beloit's Lee, Borresen, Crisman, and Conor the NCAA tournament. The last few senior classes have all won nine. Klusendorf all hit double figures for three conference championships in their four years here, and The Vikings take on Monmouth points. Klusendorf's 10-point effort our class has a chance to do the same. was a career high, as was Yui Ueno's College Friday, Jan. 15. at Alexander Gym at 7 p.m. Lake Forest will travel eight-point game. 3. What is your favorite part about playing basketball at to Alexander Gym Saturday with a The Vikings began pulling away Lawrence? tipoff scheduled for 4 p.m. over the final seven minutes of the The best part of playing basketball at Lawrence is the first half and led friendships I've made with my teammates. Also knowing that 46-27 at the break. when I'm done playing basketball at Lawrence these friend- The Falcons tried ships will last into the future. to press and trap against Lawrence, 4. Would you rather drain a three or complete a three-point but the Vikings broke play at the free-throw line? the pressure for open I would rather complete a three-point play at the free- baskets or pull-up throw line. I shoot a lot of threes, so I'm used to making those, Photo courtesy of John Dekker three-pointers. As but getting fouled and making the shot sends a message and a result, Lawrence can give your team momentum. notched 21 assists while only turn- 5. Who is your favorite player or team in the NBA? ing the ball over 13 My favorite NBA player is Carmelo Anthony. I just have always liked the way he has played since he was times. at Syracuse. And I try to mimic his offensive game because he can score from anywhere on the court anyway The Vikings he wants to. My favorite team is the Bucks because I'm from Wisconsin. Unfortunately, they haven't given me shot .538 from the much to cheer about the last few years. field and .448 from beyond the arc as Photo courtesy of Facebook THE LAWRENTIAN

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