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Artemis Fowl and the Lost Colony Free FREE ARTEMIS FOWL AND THE LOST COLONY PDF Eoin Colfer | 416 pages | 07 Apr 2011 | Penguin Books Ltd | 9780141339146 | English | United Kingdom The Lost Colony (Artemis Fowl #5) by Eoin Colfer The series has received positive critical reception and generated huge sales. It has also originated graphic novel adaptations. In the first book, Artemis Fowltwelve-year-old genius Artemis Fowl. He holds her for a ransom of gold to exploit the magical Fairy People and restore his family's fortune. In the sequel, Artemis Fowl and the Arctic Incidenthe reluctantly allies with the People to rescue his father from the Russian mafia. The series introduces Artemis as a villain and the Fairies' enemy, but as the series progresses, Artemis's character develops and changes; as an antiherohe assists the People in Artemis Fowl and the Lost Colony conflicts with worldwide ramifications. The original series concluded with Artemis Fowl and the Last Guardian. Artemis Fowl is the first book in the Artemis Fowl series. It follows the adventures of Artemis Fowl, a year-old criminal mastermind, as he kidnaps a fairy for a large ransom of gold with the help of his bodyguard, Domovoi Butlerand his younger sister, Juliet Butler, to restore the Fowl family fortune. After multiple attempts by the Lower Elements Police LEP fairy police, including sending a criminal dwarf called Mulch Diggums, it concludes with Artemis finally releasing Holly Short, the elf fairy, whom he kidnapped, and having his mother cured of madness in exchange for half of the gold that he had stolen from the fairies. Artemis Fowl and the Arctic Incident is the second book of the series. It follows the rescue of Artemis's father Artemis Fowl I from the Russian Mafia, alongside the battle against the B'wa Kell goblin gang who have allied themselves with maniacal, evil genius Opal Koboi and officer Briar Cudgeon helping her out. Holly Short, an LEP captain; Julius Root, the LEP commander; and Foaly, a centaur and the main technology supervisor for the LEP, make an agreement with Artemis after initially suspecting him to Artemis Fowl and the Lost Colony orchestrated the events to help them stop the goblin rebellion, with the help of Mulch Diggums half-way through. Artemis Fowl and the Lost Colony Spiro is an American businessman, who has his bodyguard kill Butler and steals Artemis's C Cube, which is a handheld supercomputer that he made from stolen fairy technology. Butler, after dying and being put into a fish freezer in an emergency attempt at cryonic preservationis resurrected by the elf Holly Short. Holly agrees to help, but with the condition that Artemis and his allies are to be mind-wiped. With the help of the dwarf and Butler's sister, Juliet, they raid Spiro Needle, the building housing Spiro's company, and retrieve the C Cube again. It ends with the fairies and Foaly mind-wiping the three humans, and Artemis gives Mulch Diggums a supposed medallion that Holly gave to Artemis in The Arctic Incidentwhile secretly being a disk that will bring back his memories of the fairies. The fourth book, Artemis Fowl and the Opal Deceptioncovers power-hungry and insane pixie Opal Koboi 's second attempt at world domination, after her first unfruitful attempt in the second novel. Koboi uses magic to persuade Giovanni Zito, a fictional environmentalist, to send a probe into the ground, which could lead to the uncovering of the fairy world, thrusting the fairy city of Haven into human clutches. In the process of stopping her, Commander Root is killed and the mind-wiped Artemis and Butler are saved from her bio-bomb. Foaly tells them after the Battle of Taillte, the war for land against fairy and human, the demon fairy family sent themselves out of time on the island Hydras, and that on their island their time can be anything on ours. The time spell is crumbling, and demons are appearing on earth without warning. If the humans discover the demons, they will inevitably uncover the rest of the fairies. She eventually lets go of her project and joins them after Billy Kong, her security guard, "opens the Trojan Horse", also known as revealing the traitors he planted at the Paradise Chateau. Artemis and Minerva are now noted to be very close in age. The book ends with Holly finding out that Mulch has recruited Artemis Fowl and the Lost Colony Day, and Artemis finds out that he is the brother of toddlers. Artemis's mother, Angeline Fowl, becomes ill with Spelltropy, and the only cure lies in the brain fluids of the Artemis Fowl and the Lost Colony sifaka lemur, the last of which Artemis sold to a group named the Extinctionists when he was 10 to procure money to fund the expedition to search for his father. Things get more complicated when Opal Koboi is revealed to Artemis Fowl and the Lost Colony controlling the Extinctionists, feeding on the fluids of many extremely rare animals, to grant her special abilities and extraordinary prowess in certain fields. The chase finally leads to Artemis Fowl and the Lost Colony two Artemises reaching an agreement, whereupon they are teleported to the future. Near to the ending, Opal is revealed to have possessed Angeline Fowl. Artemis contracts Atlantis Complex, a fairy condition resembling a combination of obsessive-compulsive disorder, extreme paranoia, and multiple personality disorder — becoming the alter ego of Fowl, Orion, when the latter strikes. In the end, Leonor and Turnball are killed in an explosion of a shuttle Leonor drives, to fulfill her last wish — to fly once again — and Artemis is sent to a fairy clinic to be cured of Atlantis Complex. The final book of the original series, Artemis Fowl and the Last Guardianwas released on 10 July Artemis, after his last session of being cured of Atlantis Complex, rushes to stop her along with Holly and Butler. They fail, and Opal opens the first gate, which releases the spirits of the warriors who begin to possess other people and animals around them, including corpses, animals, Juliet Butler, and Artemis's toddler brothers, Myles and Beckett. After escaping Opal Artemis Fowl and the Lost Colony the possessed beings, they are helped by Mulch Diggums, and they attempt to stop Opal from opening the second gate, which destroys every human on the surface. While doing so, they reluctantly battle Artemis's possessed toddler brother Myles, who reveals to them Opal's plan after the fairy warrior spirit left his body. While they fight, Opal has also sent a dangerous fake present to Foaly's wife to make him suffer. Her plan fails because Caballine masters martial arts and Foaly comes to save her from goblins that Opal sent as well. Artemis and his friends fail to destroy the second gate with a laser he created, and Mulch saves them from possessed pirate corpses by riding the oldest troll in the world and knocking out most of them, causing the spirits of fairy warriors to leave their bodies to the afterlife. They then enter Fowl Manor where Artemis decides to sacrifice himself in order to stop Opal from opening the second gate. Everyone in that area, including the spirits, immediately go to heaven, excluding Artemis, whose humanity and sheer willpower enables him to stay on Earth. Six months later, with the saliva that Artemis produced when he kissed Holly, they extract his DNA and make a clone of Artemis Fowl, which is then taken to the now overgrown gate. Artemis's spirit then takes control of the clone and he is alive once more. The series has been followed by a spin-off book series, called The Fowl Twinswhich is centered around the characters of Myles and Beckett Fowl, Artemis Fowl's brothers. The audiobooks were narrated by Nathaniel Parker. Artemis Fowl II uses his intelligence to build his family fortune through crime. This stems from his family, who have been criminals for generations. Following his father's presumed death at the hands of the Russian Mafia, and his mother's subsequent descent into madness, Artemis stopped attending his boarding school, assumed control of the Fowl criminal empire, and embarked on a crime spree to restore the family fortune and fund Arctic expeditions to rescue his father. His investigation into the supernatural eventually leads him into contact with the People in the first book. Due to a strict upbringing, and a lack of any intellectual equals to ground him, Artemis is Artemis Fowl and the Lost Colony awkward, his best friend and bodyguard Butler being one of the few individuals whom Artemis trusts. He is very pale with raven-black hair and blue eyes. In The Lost ColonyHolly Short and he switch eyes, leaving him with one Artemis Fowl and the Lost Colony eye and one hazel eye. Artemis is famed for his intelligence; he claims to have the "highest IQ tested in Europe", but is also known for a lack of coordination and athletic ability. Throughout the series, he learns profound morals from the Fairy People and becomes more compassionate and trustworthy, but still maintains much of his intelligence. Because of the time travel in The Lost Colonyhis legal age is older than his real age. Butler is the Fowl family's loyal manservant and Artemis's bodyguardand accompanies him around the world on his Artemis Fowl and the Lost Colony. He is the third-most skilled martial artist on the planet the first is a monk on a Pacific Island and Artemis Fowl and the Lost Colony second is his unclea formidable marksman and firearms expert, and has immense experience of the criminal underworld, often providing help to Artemis through his many contacts.
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