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FREE FRIDAY Mysterious illness strikes students Students sure." they were Ire fll"St to arrive on campus. over any more of my residents squeeze The large numbers of patients at There were rumors only West [because] they were swamped," Trecia Classro.oms are unfilled and S~udent Health services prompted Campus residents were affected, but in SteWart (AS SR), an RAin Dickinson S1ebold to notify Public Health fact students in at least eight different B said. officials are puzzled. officials Thursday morning to residence halls ocross campus became When Stewart herself became ill, into .full detennine Ire cause of the outbreak. sick, he said. she hung signs on her floor to warn 19'~SSA HUNT lmg lines at Laurel Hall. The afflicted students, mostly Environmental health staff took The wi~ illness may simply others and to inform her residents of samples from dining halls, tested possible prevention methods. Tracey Lecac (AS FR) a freshmen, reported to Student Health ha.ve been due to a virus, Hatchcock university water supplies and S81d, but whatever the cause, it was She was told by Student Health that quarters Dickinson residmt, said she not Services by Friday morning with could examined residence halls fer possible exacerbated by the stress of starting drinking plenty of liquids, avoiding believe she got sick her first week at complaints of vomiUing, nausea and sources of contamination. school, especially for 100 freshmen. fatty fc Jds and following rules of good sdlool. diarrhea. Dr. Josqil Siebold, director State epidemiologist Leroy stan "I almost passed out at Student of 100 facility said. "It's a lousy way for kids to off hygiene may help COOJOOt 100 illness. Hatchcock of the Department of Health, so they made me stay there The cause remains a mystery, their first week on campus " he said, . Je.nnifer Wilson (AS 'FR), a Hundreds of Health said he interviewed more than "but for the most pan, over iL" overnight," she said. "I just wanted to although the students' symptoms trey'~ Dickinson resident, said she avoided 60 sick students and 30 unafflicted go home." disappeared within 24 hours, Siebold For resident assistants (RAs) and dining halls her first few days on freshmen are in But Le<:a:'s pliglu was not unique said. ones to d1eck fer differences in recent other victims, oowever, those few days campus and never got sick. m campus when nearly 150 students "In terms of prevention, I wish I activities. made it diffiCult to adjust to life at the "I wouldn't be surprised if it was triples. Many are fell victim to an unknown illness could tell kids, 'Dm't do that or touch Hatchcock added the freshmen university. frool the food," Wilsm said may have been struck earliest because "Student Health told me not to sel'k1 not happy. which left classrooms unfilled and this,"' he said, "but we just can't be see ILLNESS page A4 BY GBAHAM SEGROVES Student Mairs Editor The class of 1997 may soon be After seven years, graduates of space management and patience 101. the DeShields According to Barbara Rexwinkel associate director for administration u; t~e office of Housing and Residence case is closed. L1fe, the university received an unexpected~y high number of housing requests this year, especially among Convicted upperclassmen. The office of Admissions added that 200 freshmen more than last year accepted the university's offer of murderer admission, contributing to 100 situation. "We had a larger freshman class, a· larger number of upperclassmen requesting housing than is typically the executed case," Rexwimkel said. "And in lJddition, over the summer we had BY BRIAN HICKEY City News Editor fewer cancellations and fewer academic A lengthy struggle through the drops. judicial appeals process ended for . "So we had more people staying Kenneth W. DeShields and his with us and more coming in," she said. counsel Tuesday· morning, as he . Twe~ty students were assigned tnples m Pencader, 35 moved into faced death by lethal injection at the three-person "expanded capacity" Delaware Correctional Center in double rooms in south central residence Smyrna. DeShields, 33, had been on death halls, 60 were given tri ple~ in R «ell and 74 students moved into floor row since 1986 following his lounges in Dickinson when housing sentencing for the August 11, 1984 demand exceeded supply. murder of 67 -year-old Sussex County landfill worker Elizabeth At the beginning of the last academic "Betty" Reed. year, only 94 students received extended housing assignments, but 238 In an attempt to stall the execution, .DeShields' attorneys students were assigned to extended housing triples in 1991, she said. filed motions into the early morning hours approaching rhe scheduled Bruce Walker, dean of admissions time for execution; but were notified said: "It's a guessing game we play. It that their requests to the third U.S. appeared to us that our yield was going Circuit Court of Appeals were to be down this year, so we made a few denied at 2:30 a.m., sealing more offers of admissions than we DeShields' fate. found out we needed to." Representatives of the Walker said the university made Department of Corrections said nearly 10,000 admission offers for the class of 1997, some 600 more than last DeShields' last words were difficult President CUn: greeb spedato" during his vlst to Su"ex Couoty A;•port In Geo•getown hi day. The P.esidenfs visk lnduded:n"':;'.;::';:.::: '""' to make out, but the words: "I hope year but about even with the 1991-92 others have learned from my school year. mistakes ... " were understood before The large honors freshman class was he was pronounced dead at 9:17. a major _facto_r C?ntributing to a housing After DeShields' execution, his c~ch m Dtckinson, said Lou Hirsh, attorneys read his last statement, in Clinton supports aviators director of honors admissions. which he asked for forgiveness from The 3 19-member freshman honors the Reed family, offered love and home-built model of a Cessna 172 see HOUSING page A4 airplane. He told the president the · support to his own family, thanked !"so!e~~forNOIAN . During a First State visit the aviation program has had a tremendous his friends for their support and his GEORGETOWN - Prestdent ' Clinton'shelicopterlandedamida President seeks backz·ng +. impact on his life. · lawyers for their help. thousand sun-baked Delawareans at J 0 r Orphe also said he plans on going According to the Department of on to college to study aeronautics. Man takes own life Corrections, the execution took Sussex County Airport Friday for his h [ k first. visit to Delaware since his SC 00 The president said he was proud of place without any hitches and -tO-WOr program. elecnon. the two students' achievements and A 34-year-old man died last DeShields' body was released to the glimpse of their president. welfare. We pay in jail costs. We Visiting students of an aviation ~y spoke of bettering our country through ~onday. when he allegedly shot Medical Examiner's Office, which is Ointon told the crowd. filled with ' in dnuz cost~ . " h1m~lf m tJv> hP;vl ~ftPT hi< wifP ~gram ~ed by a Kent County The president stressed the Pducaiinl! its vouths. standard orocedure. students and their families, that he was After Ointon employed support for picked him up from the Deer Parle This execution, the thii'd by lethal high school, Omton spent two hours there to praise the program and to seek importance of school-to-work touring the airport where students the school-to-work legislaiion, he made Tavern in Newark, police said. injection since its _reinstatement in support for a nationwide school-to­ programs as an investment in our Newark Police gave the participate ~"Operation Skyway," a his way through the crowd, shaking the state with last year's execution work program designed to give all country's future. following account of the incident: program designed to teach them about hands and giving voters and the media of Steven Pennell, marked the first s~en.ts a chance to get good jobs with Clinton said, "Programs such as opportunities to take pictures and get . Jeffrey E. Maloney and his case in which the criminal fought careers in avialion. nsmg mcomes. Operation Skyway make education With his sleeves rolled-up, he toured video. wife, Cheryl A. Maloney, 36, both the sentence. He said, "I didn't come here just to come alive for students." of Bear, Del., were allegedly the airport hanger that facilitates the Although drenched in sweat, In his defense, DeShields was show~ these students, but to make "Most schools are just bookwork Clinton made his way toward the field fighting as they drove home depicted as a changed man who program. ~ ~ students explained the pomt that every student in America and boring lectures," said Chrissie the mechanics of smgle-elgine aircraft of potluck supporters, with a Diet Coke shortly after leaving the Deer Park. turned 'to religion while in prison needs the opportunity to have a Thomas, a junior in the program who in hand, to give them a fair chance to As they drove past the Newark repair and the president helped clean addressed the crowd. and reformed his ways. program Iikrr this. meet him face-to-face. Post Office, Maloney pulled out a some spark plugs. This program's emphasis is on real­ "He had made something of '"There can no longer be a division The accepting crowd showed their .25 caliber gun, pointed it to his Ointon then gave a speech to seek world experience and fun, Thomas himself in prison through religion," between what is practical and gratitude by clapping and cheering him temple and frred, police said. said Kevin O'Connell, the founder support for legislaiion that will provide academic," he said . said. national guidelines for similar on, as he frustrated Secret Service His wife pulled over and of the Delaware Citizens Opposed to :r~e sound of his index fin ge r She said before she entered the Agents by making an unexpected trip flagged down a motorist. Police the Death Penalty. O'Connell was ~o~ at a podium in.the roped-off, stnking the podium for emphasis could program she had no idea what the mvttallon only section set up behind the to the crowd on the outskirts of the said an ambulance was called and one of 25 protesters outside the be heard through the PA system as he future had in store for her. With the hanger. grandstand. he was pronounced dead at help of the aviation program offered at execution trailer Tuesday. But he didn't ignore the crowd of SJX!ke these words with passion. A little girl, around the age of three, Christiana Hospital . The execution has aroused the 'We don't have a person to waste" her high school, she said she now plans people gathering hundreds of yards received a gracious hug from Clinton An autopsy showed there was no debate surrounding capital Clinton said. "And believe you a career as an air traffic con1roller. away around a PA system provided for m~ . and when she could not tie pryed from evidence of foul play. when we.waste them, the rest of pay. Francis Orphe, a graduate of the punishment. the overflow of Delaware residents us his neck, the president carried her down -Laura Jefferson We pay m unemployment. We pay in program presented Clinton with a see DESHIELDS page A4 interested in getting an up close the crowd with him. UDHISTORY CONTENTS NEWS IN REVIEW KEEPING TABS On Sept. 6, 1991 Classified... B8 On Sports...... BS The United States Holocaust The National Hens batter West Crossword.B8 A flooded Memorial Museum in Enquirer reports Chester 28-0 in summer...... A6 Washington is more than just this week that first Delaware Movies ...... B2 Beavis & your average tourist attraction. former Cheers Stadium night Sports...... BS Butthead ...... 12 It's a lesson on the value of life. star Kelsey game. Q&A...... A4 Hens win big.. BS WEATHER On9A. Grammer told a Compared to the scorcers of the On Sept. 9, 1977 In Review & Opinion ... Bricks, bricks and more bricks are · court that wife past summer, today's weather Leigh-Anne "beat A fire blazed in the • Garber on funny news should be cooler than Arthur all over the university, where • O'Donnell on America me, shot at me Sigma Nu house, ~onzerelli. Expect temperatures summer projects have spilled over • Smith on those dreaded liberals into the academic semester. It's not and held a knife "'--"=H-E-N'----'-'=-• causing massive an the low to mid 80s, with winds to my throat." 5 damages. • Wherry on learning from errors at 5 to 10 mph. .just sidewalks, either. On 3A GRAMMER A2. THE RMEW. September 7, 1993 A LETTER FROM THE EDITOR ... A look at UD The new, better CAMPUS FLASH happenings than ever ·Review coon of law. New Dean Named extremely well . We are confident Our new Q & A interviews will that he will assist in the further introduce you to members of the development of the University of By Provost R. Byron Pipes has univt'J'Sity and NewaX ammurities Mlo announced Dene G. Klinzing, a Delaware,". Roselle said. Adrienne influence student Jives in one way or "I feel particularly fortunate, " member of the university aool}u. faculty since 1970, as the new Hayward said, ''to have the Mand Greek Notes will keep everyone opportunity lO work with David dean for the College of Human infamed abOU1 what's happening within Resources, the university's Roselle and his senior staff in the Greek syslem - without any bias, third largest college. meeting the institutional challenges h's 5:26am. rn I..atxr Day. that lie ahead. I think that there is a IJOO!ise. Klinzing will replace My coota:t lenses have been in since Profiles will spotlight administratcrs Alexander Doberenz, dean of clear sense in the community that 9:30 yestenlay maning. and faculty members to IKkl a liule insight the college since 1976, who has the university is in the process of The roly food I've coosumed in the into the minds of oor policy-makers 111d decided to step down as dean enhancing both it's regional and last 24 hours was provided by The and return to teaching. IJ'(lfessm (Mio krows what smlid details national stature of academic Sawnge. "I am pleased that Dene tb.lse slaYs may reveal?) excellence. I look forward to being The pirder is out of mer. Klinzing has accepted this new part of that exciting challenge." And to keep everyone aware of the qJpOrlunity, for she brings with And this is rnly the beginning. rules, regulations atd thought (rOCesses her a wealth of knowledge of Welcare to the frst &<;ue of Ibis yea-'s behind some of our favorite university Review, being lrwght to )'W by the lellfrS her discipline, her college and Art Show to Open policies. >M:'U investi~ lbv It Waics. the University that will serve us UD ll1d lhe rumber666. In Section 2, look for four different well," Pipes said. And despite my complaining, I colurms di9::ussing IOOVies, 'IV am Olher "She is an excellent The University Gallery will guar.ruee Ibis is going to be an irm.dible present "Contemporary An from entenaimrent reM!. successor to Alex Doberenz, yt3'of change. Expmded coverage of televisim and who ably oversaw the college the Jason Rubell Collection" and Riglt off the M. we have new bricks during a period of "Keepin' Up with the Joneses," music events, celebrity interviews am a by the student center, a new unifoon fl:r new Thinkin' Entenairunent questim of reorganization, substantial sculpture by New York artist oor masca, new bricks m Main Slreel, a growth and expansion of it's Garrick Dol berg, September 8 the week will become staples in this new flex plan, and did I mention some section. This issue, favorite cartoon · physical plant." through October 15. newtxicks? Collector Jason Rubell, whose cllarocters were the In topic. Next week's Sanehow The Review office managed question could analyze the new Beavis first acquisition was made at the to escape being completely paved over Secretary Named age of 14, and Barry Blinderrnan, and BUll-Heal qlisale. and we're realy lO bring you the new, The spans section will continue its University President David director at the Universities imJroved Review. Galleries at lllinois State traliti

An Associated Collegiate Press Congress debates controversial NAFTA.. Four-Star A/1-Amuican Newspapu Trade restrictions between U.S., Can&da, Mexico could be removed, increasing imports, exports . .. · ~--~1:::·:: ·~ J e~~ ~;;~,·~n ; '.: ( .J ~ . I · ~ ui .. ,;.d.# ... h ... ~ i. n bt.. o '1r ~Ec!ttor l ll).t Chlef t\' ··~· BY MARY QESMONP major loss of jobs for unskilled Supporters of the agreement tariffs to be reinstaled if Mexican facing an uphill challenge trying to Adrienne Mand · lossociare News Editor workers. contend U.S.-Mexican trade is now goods cause serious injury to pass N AFT A. After a narrow Executive Editor Supporting a program initiated by Many Republicans and most relatively unrestricted, even without American firms or workers. victory this summer over the ~:~~B:C~ ~::~~~:~ ~!~~':;i~ :~~~~~~~t:dm~~~b-~:s~p~~~ldt~: ~~;~:u.tionA~f jo~s ~~~u~~t b:~~ wh~~ ~~~~~~si~h~ g0o:i~e~~et~~:S~ ~~~:e!;:~:~~~~:~o~ b~~r~~~~~~:~ {=al~=r Bran~:!~;:; to persuade Congress to pass the a short-term effect of the agreement, significant as expected. right to impose quotas or tariffs on own party to support him, L.aura fasbach Robyn Furman but say that compared to the U.S. Canada is presently the most Mexico or Canada when imports particularly in the House of Rebecca Tollen · . labor force, which was 120 million important trading pa-rtner of the threaten serious injury . Representatives. Mvri1f1insSped~IProjedsEditon workers in 1992, the number of lost United States, with $189 billion of To appease environmental groups The Democratic leadership, jobs is insignificant and will be U.S. total trade turnover. who fear NAFfA would encourage which guides the House majority, is Kyle M. Madden compensated for by the new jobs In 1992, Mexico was the third corporations to move to Mexico to split 5 to 4 against the pact, with Adverrisins Dil't!CtOt created by NAFI'A. most important trading partner of abuse lax environmental laws, the one undecided. Majority Whip Business MafNF controversial North American Free In addition, the supporters say the turnover with $76 billion. Clinton administration added a David E. Bonier (D.- Mich.), who : . Copy ,Editors ...... ' Trade Agreement (NAFTA) this the United States' will benefit from Because the Mexican economy is provision to NAFfA applying only strongly opposes the agreement, Christine Galasso fall. a significant increase of income small compared to the U.S. to Mexico. This provision would estimated that 75% of the House Victoria Kemp If Congress does ratify the pact, which can be spent on training economy (only 7 percent), most require U.S. environmental democrats will vote against the bill. Tracy t.argay • trade restrictions between Canada, programs. studies estimate NAFI'A's effect on standards to apply to American Although the opposition has Traci Manza · Mexico and the United States will As a result, Congressional jobs will not be extreme. companies located in Mexico. many influential members on their Sandy Ormsbee be removed, increasing the amount Democrats and Republicans debate: It is because of the small In NAFT A's favor, · many side, including Majority Leader Melissa Tyrrell · . Jennifer Valese of both imports and exports. Will NAFTA create enough new economy, however, that NAFfA's economists agree that history has Richard A. Gephardt (D.-Mo.), Enrertainment·Editor .. ;...... ' Quotas, import licenses, duty jobs and increase income enough to opponents say the agreement is not proven free trade contributes to NAFTA supponers include Speaker Glenn Slavin drawback, custom user fees and compensate for. the number of lost worth endangering U.S. jobs. economic growth. For example, of the House Thomas S. Foley (D.- · Features Editor.: ...... :... .. :. , . ~:. ~.' .. .. performance-based duty waivers are jobs? Two key provisions have been· during the Depression, trade Wash.). .• . , Liz~ some restrictions which would be · Various estimates of the effect of included in the agreement, which restrictions were imposed and, as a With a Democratic president · · Graphics Editors ...... : :...... ' .. ;. . repealed. NAFTA by the year 2000 range supporters tlaim will limit the result, contributed to the recession. supporting a Republican president's ·· jennifer Mills ' NAFTA opposers claim the from a job loss of 900,000 to a job United States' vulnerability. But when trade restrictions program, and House majority John Ottinger agreement will mean free Mexican gain of 1.5 million. The first is a bilateral safeguard. weakened between 1965 and 1990, leaders split over the issue, this may . News Editors ...... ;...... ;...... access to U.S. labor-oriented Many Republicans and most This is a "snap-back" safeguard, the global economy skyrocketed. · be the first signific.ant bill not . Stacey Bernstein markets, which would result in a economists which would allow pre-NAFTA President Clinton knows he is voting straight down party lines. Maty Desmond Lisa Goodman

• FREE · . LIIUt•JCI:ICI~I ~::-- CONSULTATIONS • PERSONALIZED ·1' E}~~.,''. HAIR CARE ~am Segraves ' • Clipper .. .Razor ... Scissor .. .Precision ' ~, PhotOgrJ¥my Editor.... : ...... ~...... :: . ~. Hair Cutting Police Reports • Walter M. Eberz • Designer Perms Sports Editors ...... & Body Waves Bicycle stolen Thursday, Newark Police said. Megan McDermott • Sunglitzing & Police valued the purse and its · · Ron Porter ' Highlights ' A black 18-speed Kent XT 700 contents at $500. Assist.int Entertainment Editor...... ' Walk-ins welcome bicycle, valued at $200, was stolen from the unit block of Plywood stolen from T~Comer Visa, Mastercard Alisha Palmer · accepted Kershaw Drive atl:15 a.m. construction site Thursday, Newark Police Lt. Lawn equipment Assistant Features Editors ...... Alexander von Koch said. An unknown suspect stole 40 Ashwani Olowdary 17 years of PROFESSIONAL HAIR CARE EXPERIENCE stolen Robyn Forest Newark Police has one suspect sheets of three-quarter inch under investigation, von Koch An unknown suspect entered plywood from a collMnlction site Assistant News Editor .:...... :...... ·------··------··------· said. an open garage on the 800 block on the 400 block of Paper Mill Sean Neary , : $2 Off :: $10 off:: $2 Off : of Cambridge Drive and removed Road sometime between 6 p.m. Assistant Photography Editor ...... a Black and Decker hedge clipper Tuesday and 8 a.m. Wednesday, I ANY NAIL I I ANY PERM I I ANY I and a Black and Decker leaf Newark Police said. Christina Muzzi I SERVICE I I or I I HAIR CUT I Automobile stolen blower sometime between 10 p.m. The stolen plywood is valued Runcie Tatnall Wednesday and 8 am. Thursday, at $800, police said. I Ask for Melanie I ~ BODY WAVE I I I A burgundy 1991 Honda 1 144 E. Main St. II 144 E. Main St. II 144 E. Main St. 1 Newark Ploice said. Assistant Sports Editors -··-----­ Accord was stolen from the 200 The items were valued at $130, MI!I'I!deth Glazar Newark, DE 19711 II Newark, DE 19711 II Newark, DE 19711 I Sara Hauff ·. I block of Vassar Drive sometime police said. 737-7492 737-7492 737-7492 between 11:00 p.m. Thursday and Stereo equipment 4 a.m . Friday, Newark Police taken ·------~·------~·------~ said. The stolen automobile is Bicycle stolen from An unknqwn suspect removed Offlc:e and maillrig.addres•: valued at $15,000, police said. Corbit Street a JC Penney stereo with cassette Student Center 8-1 •u DRIIIKIVL AFRIEND. player, a Panasonic camcorder Newark, DE 19716 OR GET I RIDE ASTRANGER. A 10-speed, black and grey and 20 compact discs from a home on the I 00 block of Busil"es ...... (3021 83 1·1397 Towne Court women's mountain bicycle was Advertising ...... (l02) 831·1398 stolen from the unit block of Timberline Drive sometime N~Editorial .. .: ...... (302)831-2771 Apartment robbed Corbit Street sometime between between 7 p.m. on August 27 and FAX ...... (302) 831·1396 II p.m. Wednesday and 8 a.m. 8 a.m. August ~ ·. ~. Newark Police A leather purse was stolen Thursday, Newark Police said. saki. Copyright 1993 from a residence on the unit block The Review Drinking and riding can lead to a loss of li cense, a co nviction, or even worse. The stolen bicycle is valued at of Thorn Lane in the Towne $100, police said. -Compiled by Brian Hickey That's if you're lucky. The fact is, 50% of motorcycl e fataliti es involve Court Apartments sometime riders who have been drinking. you have been drinking, get a ridew • So if between 12 p.m. and 3 p.m. with a friend . It's the best call you can make. MITIICYCLE wm ,_Till • September 7, 1993. THE REVIEW. AJ World News A whole new U Summary

Israel AND PLO Agree Upon Pact A season of change has arriVed in

Israel and the Palestinian ·Liberation Organization (PLO) took the first steps towards peace Sept. 4, when a plan to begin Delaware, and it's bricks aplenty. eventual Palestinian self-rule in the Gaza Strip and the West Bank town of Jericho was agreed upon. If passed, Israeli troops will begin to withdraw immediately from the Gaza Strip and the West Bank of Jericho. Local The campus Palestinian councils will be elected within nine months as well as from their own police force. Israel would maintain the borders and installs new handle foreign policy. The PLO's influential Fatah faction and Jordan's King Hussein endorsed the plan, which is expected to result in mutual modernized recognition between the two enemies very soon. Once this is settled, Palestinian leader ,. Yasser Arafat predicts the PLO, Jordan, walkways. Syria and Lebanon will together sign agreements with Israel. BY LISA GOODMAN Admini~tril.t i ve News Editor In an effort to enhance the appearance of Turkey Prepares for War campus, the university has slowly undergone a face-lift this summer. Turkey's Prime Minister will ask From the front of the Perkins Student parliament to wage war if Armenia attacks Center to the walkways on the mall, Nalthichevan, reported an Istanbul paper students and faculty will now walk along Saturday. . newly laid brick sidewalks. Nakhichevan is an enclave within President David P. Roselle said the Armenia on the Turkish border. walkways were installed to create a visually A secular Muslim nation, Turkey is stimulating atmosphere for everyone at the caught in the tide of a five year war university to appreciate. THE REVIEW /Walter M. Eberz between Azerbaijan and Armenia, The ambiance of campus landscape, Workers continue the brick work last week in front of the Perkins Student Center. Several items are being sympathizing with Turkish-speaking Roselle said, is an important quality to Azerbaijan. upgraded at the university. people at the university. Turkey has put its troops on alert along "People pay a lot of attention to its northeast border with Armenia. landscaping," he said. "I think there has been a J>!>Sitive reaction to these bricks." Harrington Center combines However, Lindsy Solomon (AS JR) said while campus attractiveness is a key Follower May Have Shot element for her at the university, more Koresh money should be spent on improving food, fitness and computing classes, new books and professors. Evidence has emerged that Branch "Ultimately, the quality of education is Davidian leader David Koresh may have going to be remembered by the students been shot' by his top aide, Steve Schneider, miss the Grab and Go line because I Brown said. later on in life, not the bricks," Solomon once Schneider discovered him to be a Baskin Robbins liked getting a bagel and a soda in Many students find the new said. fraud, said Bob Ricks, Waco FBI chief between classes." fitness center more accessible. Roselle stressed much of the funding for spokesman. Marilyn Prime, director of the "Having a fitness center so close the new sidewalks came from private gifts Schneider shot Koresh and then put the replaces Grab Perkins Student Center, said the to my dorm makes working out a lot given to the university, designated solely gun to his own head and killed himself, switch was made to alleviate the more convenient," Karli Richards for campus beautification. Ricks was quoted as saying in a speech to a 'n' Go in the crowding at the Scrounge. (AS SO) said. "The late hours allow These bricks, also known as pavers, are a Tulsa, Okla., civic group last month. "We are trying to regulate the one to exercise when their schedule form of concrete more expensive than the Koresh's body was too badly burned to flow of traffi c," Prime said. permits." old asphalt sidewalks but less costly than determine whether the single gunshot to his Scrounge. "Originally the Scrounge was Jeremy Hirschhorn (AS SO) typical clay bricks, Tony Janairo, director head was self-inflicted or a homicide, the designed as a fast food restaurant, agreed. "The opening of the of Facilities of Planning and Construction Tarrant County Medical Examiner told the B~ SUSAN MAZO and the Grab and Go line made the · Harrington Commons will make it said. · newspaper. Stili Reporter Scrounge a little crowded;'' she said. easier for east campus residents to The pavers, which give the appearance of The Dallas Morning News said it With the addition of a Baskin "If students miss the Grab and Go get what we need." real brick walkways, are actually made up obtained a tape recording of the speech. Robbins ice cream stand in the lilie," she said, "the Main Desk in Harrington Commons was not the of a mortar mix consisting of sand, lime and Ricks could not be reached for comment. Scrounge students will be able to the Student Center carries most of only site of renovation this summer. water, Janairo said. make good use of the new their popular items." Laird campus has also seen some David Hollowell, senior vice president, Harrington Fitness Center. The Harrington Commons will changes. said most of the new sidewalks were Peace Talks End Bitterly In addition to the 31 flavors, feature a full line of beverages, The Amber Lantern, now open installed as part of a larger plan to connect Gretel's cookies, cakes, pastries and sandwiches, snacks, candies and everyday from 5:30 p .m . to the entire campus together. donuts will also be sold at the new health and beauty aides, as well as a midnight, has a revised menu, new The new sidewalks will also prove to be Despite an attempt to end the brutal seating area to eat, drink, hangout or tables, chairs, carpeting and booths. Bosnia-Herzegovina civil war, peace talks stand. more practical, Hollowell said. Barbara Kreppel, assistant vice study. "We kept the old favorites and "You have to look at the long term in Geneva broke off abruptly Wednesday. The Commons are planned to brought in new items too," Kreppel The war, which began 17 months ago president for Administrative advantages of replacing the old sidewalks," Services, said, she hopes to add open around the third week of said. he said. "These new sidewalks will drain and has resulted in an estimated 170,000 September. "The new rotisserie chicken and deaths, has had 12 months of failed peace Belgian waffles and ice cream cakes better, decreasing puddling and the to the menu. "The fitness center will be deep dish pizza are great," she said. sidewalks will last much longer." . talks. equipped with aerobic and resistant The Upper Deck, which accepts The talks, which seemed on the verge of "We want to see what the students Marilyn Prime, director of the Perkins prefer," Kreppel said. "We are equipment," said Leanne Brown, meal plans, points, Flex and· cash, Student Center, agreed with Roselle and producing· an accord, ended after Serbs and fitness leader and head cheerleading now has separate food stations, r.roats reiected demands by Bosnia's currentlv askin2 students if thev said students do not choose the university have any ideas, likes and dislikes." coach. "The new center will also lnCIUUmg a WOKery. simply b'ecause of its strong academic Muslim president, Alija Izettiegovic, for have the best aerobic floor on Other changes to campus dining moreland. Other changes include the programs. removal of the Grab and Go line campus offering both daily step and areas include a combining of the Other factors such as appearance are Diplomats in Geneva said the talks failed aerobic classes." seating areas of Upper Deck and over two percentage points of land. The from the Scrounge. However some taken into consideration. students are not in favor of its move The membership process is Pencader Dining Hall, Kreppel said. "Students visually appreciate campus and Muslims wanted 32%, 2% more of the Also, an outdoor cafe located in Serbs present 70%. · to the Harrington Convenience identical to that of the Carpenter like to take pride in where they are living," Market. Fitness Center. After students are front of the Perkins Student Center Prime said . "The bricks provide a orientated at the Carpenter Fitness is expected to be completed by the Information compiled from the Philadelphia Kara Krimko (BE JR) said, "I commonality that link the campus together." Center they may use either site, end of September, she said. Inquirer, the Washington Post and USA Today. U.S. Diplomat Shot in Somalia Follow the red-brick road An unidentified American diplomat with the U.S. liasioil office in Mogadishu was Newark has a new look; Main Street businesses have mixed reviews shot in the chest when he and five colleagues apparently stumbled onto an BY S~py ORMSBEE problems by keeping two lanes of traffic Improvement Program, a national ambush Sunday, a U.S. official said. Copy E itor open at all times. budget for large projects, Luft said. The diplomat was reported in fair to Downtown Newark receiv.ed a face "The Public Works Department and Although brick: is double the cost of good condition in an American military lift this summer with the installation of staff have catered to people and tried to concrete, Hall said, the brick: sidewalks hospital. new brick and concrete sidewalks along make the inconvenience as convenient were chosen because they would Seven Nigerian soldiers were killed, parts of Main Street. as possible," he said. beautify Main Street. seven others wounded during the ambush The new sidewalks are part of a two­ Luft estimated the brick and concrete Employees of the businesses along when coming to the assistance of other U.N. year project called The Downtown construction will be completed by the Main Street expressed mixed feelings peacekeepers surrounded by a militia of Sidewalk and Tree Improvement end of September, while the trees will about the project. stone-throwing Somalis. . Program, which City Manager Carl Luft be planted in November. Owen Thorne, general manager of The commander of Nigerian forces in said DiTommasso Construction, Inc., Jim Hal l, director of parks and Rainbow Records, said, "It's nice to get Somalia, Lt.Col. Ola Oyinlolo, said Italian will complete this fall. recreation, said: "We ' re three-fourths of the sidewalks repaired." troops manning the strongpoint near the Luft said the project, which began in the way there. It was a goal to get it Catherine Fischer, an employee at scene of the ambush "did not fire a single June 1992, involves replacing the done during the summer months, but The Nook II , said the construction shot in degense of my men." cracked and uneven concrete sidewalks this is a massive job." didn't cause too much of an along both sides of Main Street between Phase One of the project, which cost inconvenience because the project was Old College and Chapel Street. $32,800, included construction on the done over a long period of time. 345 Deaths Blamed on The new sidewalks will have a two­ north side of Main Street from Old "They didn't do the entire street at Sanctions foot concrete strip by the curb, four feet College to the Newark Newsstand and once, and they only worked on part of of decorative bricks and concrete the took place June through September the sidewalk:," Fischer said. Libya is blaming the deaths of 345 remaining distance to the buildings, 1992, Hall said. The city sent information to the people, including 1SO children, on sanctions Luft said. The total cost of the project for this owners about when and where imposed last year by the United Nations to Jeff Dutt, manager of 90 East Main year will be ' '6,735, and payment is construction would be taking place, "so force Libya to hand over two suspects in the Street·Cafe, said: "I feel like I'm in The being shared by 1he c · . ., of : ~ ewark and you knew when to expect it," she said. bombing of a Pan Am jet. Land of Oz, where you follow the the owners of busine~ . es along Main Bryan Greim, manager of Main Street Embarak el-Dhamekh, secrewy • general yellow brick road. Well, we're Street, Luft said. Florist and Plant Shop, said problems of tourism and transportation, said Sunday following the red brick road. The estimated owner cost for 1993 is arose due to the lack: of parking spaces, that some died for lack of medicine and "But, if you attempt to follow the red $146,000, an d the city will pay the traffic, inaccessibility and machinery. others because they could not travel abroad brick road, you run into a tree." remaining $130,735, he said. He added, however, "If people like for treatment. . In addition to installing the The city is charging the owners 50 the new look, hopefully it will help out Sidewalks, the project includes percent of the cost of the two-foot in the long run." replacing the trees taken out during concrete strip and the decorative bricks, Compiled from The New York Times, construction, as well as planting as well as the cost of any concrete Philadelphia lnqllirer and Wilmington additional trees, Luft said. which businesses may need replaced, Although Luft called the program Luft said. Give blood "the major project downtown," he said Funding for the city portion of the 11 1 1n ,,,\t' ,, l111 o r lwt1 the staff has tried to minimize traffic bill is being provided by the Capital A4. THE REVIEW. September 7, 1993 DeShields QA WVUD morning DJ Steve Bemich is hardly one to waste words continued from page A 1

"This is an example of a societal ··' frustration with violence and a . • judicial impatience with the appeals . : system," O'Connell.said. "There is a 'Good morning and get the f--k up!' ! ... rising support for capital punishment because it is a quick, easy fix. Even as he leans back for a Howard Stern, I just wanna be and children to die. Citizens will have to answer the seemingly relaxed interview, entenaining and have fun. Then when someone on the · tough question: Is this a real lasting WVUD disk jockey Steve Bunich Recently the show got a lot of show said that maybe we should solution?" can't sit still . complaints. People say I don't cut off the leader's penis with • • Others also voiced their opinions · The co·host of AM Mayhem, say appropriate things and wire cutters, things got worse. : ~ involving capital punishment: VUD' s Thursday morning 6-9 sometimes they'll call and Review: How much worse? "If someone takes a life, that is to show., is one of those guys who's complain about my views. I'm Bernich: Someone who worked be taken very seriously," said. Judith always on a caffeine high - just expressing my opinion. You at the station said we were left­ Mellen, executive director of the without consuming a drop of can't please everyone, and I'm wing, immature, racist, sexist Delaware American Civil Liberties coffee. not out to. fooks who she'd make sure would Union. He's carefree, thought­ Review: Even though VUp never broadcast again. "But what has society gained? provoking, hyper and offensive, seems to lack consistent student Review: Doesn't that kind of We are not dealing with our all in one package listeners, you've kind of gained a thing make you wonder about the • problems. (The death penalty} is not Steve Bernich is a live wire. reputation as that whacky DJ. Is university mode of thinking? You a deterrent, it is vengeance," Mellen Review: Truth be told, WVUD that something you enjoy - the seem like someone who'd have said. isn't exactly known around celebrity light? problems with some of the Rep. Michael N. Castle offered an campus as a mecca for Bernich: At first I think bureaucracy. opinion which validated the coun's excitement. It seems like your recognition is cool, but then I Bernich: Well, first of all I'd say decision. morning show is a tum against realize there's something to be the three years I've been here so "I feel that this was the that. said for anonity ... no anon ... far have been the best three years appropriate punishment and I abide Steve Bernich: At the station I'm ahhh .. . whatever. I don't mind of·my life. But there are some by the judgement of the courts," trying - and they don't always not being known. things I don't understand. CasUesaid. agree with the way I'm doing it But then, I guess it's nice to I mean, we made a sign After eating his last meal - to get students interested in have people recognize your name. promoting our talk show that consisting of steamed and fried listening early every morning. Once I was in Kmart buying Housing and Residence Life said shrimp, stuffed lobster tail with crab Basically, when most students something and the cashier looked they'd hang up in the residence meat, corn on the cob and dinner tune in they don't wanna hear up and recognized my voice. I halls. We took a picture out of the rolls with butter, DeShields slept classical. I like to think my show like it at first, but then I get Practical Blue Hen from my THE REVIEW I Mark Schaffer through Monday night. is targeted toward university embarrassed. I like being in the freshman year with a kid on his WVUD disk jockey Steve Bernich co-hosts AM Mayhem with According to the Department of students. I'm tired of the attitude public light, but not in the open knees crying and another kid partner Adam Edelstein every Thursday mor,ning from 6·9. Corrections, in the hours preceding that VUD stinks. I know among light - if that makes any sense. whipping him. the execution, DeShields visited and students it's not heavily listened Review: Not many people know We put 'Steve' and 'Adam' on about sports and everything. seem like you've developed a spoke with some family rnembers, to. about last year's Waco incident, it- I thought it was a blatant gag We also try to have some string of regular listeners? played Battleship with prison staff, If the station was Top 40 more but it seems to almost sum up - but they wouldn't use it gimmicks, like tomorrow we 'II be Bernlch: We get strings of met with clergy, and Department of students would definitely listen, your style. Could you kind of because they said it would calling my parents, and we called listeners - lots of times people Corrections staff, spoke on the but that would ruin what they explain what happened? promote violence. I mean, that's his mom the morning before. listening up for something. My telephone to his attorney and took a want to provide - other tastes Bernich: That was the worst heat so ridiculous. We'll do phone pranks with attitude is never mind Howard shower. for different people. But I can we ever got - talking about that Review: Despite your different people. The most fun is Stem, never mind whoever is on Among the tensions of protesting also say they kind of slight Waco thing. We were like, domineering personality, it seems when we interact with people. WMMR- it's just me and I'm capital punishment, there is also a students. 'They've been there 45 days you and Adam Edelstein play off Review: How about music? accessible right at the university. sense of relief the trial has finally Review: It seems that's the type already, just blow 'em all up­ each other well. There's never You seem to play everything, no If you're up in the morning, I see come to an end. of attitude that can get you in blow them to hell.' any kind of power struggle? matter if it's TheJef!ersons theme no reason not to listen. Gov. Thomas R. Carper said, "I trouble. You know, we were tired of it Bernlch: When the show staned, song or the latest thrasher hit. Review: What about the easily hope that this execution finally Bernlch: Maybe it is. I've cursed already. Maybe it was a little I was the guy and I asked him to Bernlch: We'll play pretty much offended masses? allows the family of Betty Reed to by accident. I won't be like 'f••k harsh because I'd never wish be my partner. I put the music in anything, except if it's over five Bernlch: I'd like to see some of put their concerns about the this, s ..t that, • but I will be in death on anyone, but I was of the and control most of the technical minutes. What I really love are the attitude change down there. A procession of this case behind them people's faces. Once a listener opinion that enough was enough. stuff, but when it comes to talking the early '80s - Flock of lot of the thinking is kinda the and go on with their lives. called me a Howard Stern wanna­ It was very emotional at the time, we sound equal. Seagulls, Men at Work. My 'Good morning and have a cup of "May God have mercy on Mr. be. That offends me more than and some were behind us. Others He's from Long Island and I'm favorite has to be Turning coffee' kind of thing. DeShields and comfort his family anything else. I don't wanna be were asking if we wanted women from New Jersey, so we argue Japanese by Vapors. Me? I'm good morning and get and Mrs. Reed's family," Carper Review: By this point, does it the f••k up. said. Housing leaves students seeing triple Klondike Kate's continued from page A 1

class is the largest in the rrogram' s 18 years. Hirsh said. Dickinson Wlti one of the complexes rebuilds after most affected by extended housing because oot only is it available fer non­ honors students but all honlice said told me then it was probably a virus," 24hours. The victim was walking on the "We are always looking for Harr said, "and in 24 hours it went The Public Health staff checked the 1300 block of Barksdale Road at connections between similar away, just like they said it woold." Newark Emergency Room and approximately 2:45 am. when the crimes," voo Koch said. "But there According to Siebold, the numbers Christiana Hospital for additional unknown suspect, who was is no COI'II1CX:tion with this case and peaked Wednesday, when 47 students numbers, but Hatchcock said it was completely , grabbed her others. The [method ofJI'(lCedure] is reponed to Student Health between 5 impossible to fuxl the total number of from behind, pulled her onto a different." p.m. D1 midnight. affiicted students because many treated grassy area off the side of the rood The suspect, who is wanted for Siebold said during the same hours themselves. arxl raped her. first-degree unlawful sexual Thlrsday night, only 12 reported in, IWld Sarah Grass (AG SO), a Russell Police said the viaim was treated inlcnnlrse, was ~ seen in the area the numbers dwindled to even less on resident, said she remained sick for for injuries related to the rape 111d c:L Barksdale Roai in the Barksdale Riday. several days and did not feel well released from Christiana Hospital Fstales development, police said. Most who cane in were treaed with eoough to go to Student Health. thai rooming. Coolposite pictures of the suspect medication for diarrhea and were "I couldn't go anywhere. just the A police composite sketch was were distributed throughout the dismlsscd. be said. dining hal~" Grass said. "And 1sJeix the released August 10, describing the neighbohood near the crime scene. However, Bill Dunne (AS JR), an whole time." suspect as a white male, 5 feet 9 and police are looking for any RAin Rodney, said he rode with a Despite the outbreak, Hatchcock inches tall, in his late 20s to early funherinfmnatioopenainingtothe · university ambulBil

BY MELIS§A TYRRELL residence halls. Reinhart, whd graduated last .Copy Editor "Mom and I started to unload year, said he was pleased when While most freshmen sat the car when a big guy from Housing and Residence Lif e sweltering and homesick behind Sigma Chi asked if he could expanded his project. closed doors, Michelle Wrightman help," Wrightman said. "Although we had 100 percent (AS FR) bragged to a room full of "I said, 'Sure! Carry the TV brother participation, we could new friends about the box, the word processor and all only reach Rodney, Dickinson and smorgasbord of men the those books. Anything heavy!'" Russell," Reinhart said. "Now university had to offer. Arrival Survival began as a maybe more of campus can be · "These freshman guys we're community service project for the reached." living with? They're the salad bar. Sigma Chi fraternity. Former rush According to Chuck But those fraternity guys this chairman Tom Reinhart arranged Shermeyer, area coordinator for morning - they are dessert!" with Richie Holland, area East Campus, the 1993 Arrival Wrightman said. coordinator for the Dickinson Survival Program asked for help When she arrived in the Complex, that Sigma Chi brothers from all student organizations and THE REVIEW I Walter M. Eberz Dickinson Complex parking lot at could freely come in and out of received volunteers from six Four Dickinson Hall C fleights of steps as well as four more years (at least) for the Class of 1997 to reach 8:30 last Monday morning, not the complex, helping students fraternities and sororities, 'the the pinnicle of academics -graduation. only did a cute, sweaty Sigma Chi bring their belongings to their Intervarsity Christian Fellowship, brother introduce himself, he also rooms. Ray Street Special Interest were too embarrassed, but their students spread all across campus "I should have taken them up moved her heavy boxes into her "The project worked very well Housing, alumni from MBNA parents would ask us for help in ex tended housing, many [on their offer) when we got the second story room, she said. as both a community service America and some students not anyway," she said . residence halls were not reached keys," her father said. This Sigma Chi brother, with effort and as a jump start on our involved in an organization. Sophia Hasiuk (HR JR) of Ray by Arrival Survival. "Once we had all her stuff in 121 other upperclassmen, rush," Reinhart said. "As an Jeana Swartzentruber (AS SR), · Street Special Interest Housing In addition. many volunteers her room, six people showed up volunteered in the Housing and R.A.,.I knew the need for help on , a volunteer for Intervarsity said her day volunteering at the left early in the day, Shermeyer offering help, including a guy Residence Life program, Arrival move-in day was high and the Christian Fellowship in Smyth Dickinson Complex could have said. selling a T -shirt - an alcohol­ Survival, helping the large project would be greatly residence hall, said parents were been better if she had been given Ken and Sue Kilcourse said related T-shirt, of course." freshman class move into appreciated." shocked the volunteers were not a shorter shift- or at least lunch. moving their daughter, Sharon Nicole DiGioacchino (AS SO) getting paid to carry refrigerators "It is a very good program. K ilcourse (AS FR), into the said Arrival Survival put many to the fourth floor in 95-degree Parents did get their cars out Penca.der complex was no parents at ease and gave her the heat. quickly," Hasiuk said. "I just problem, but no one helped. chance to introduce herself to "L,ots of parents offered tips or think whoever ran the program Norman Knutsen said no one parents. something to drink, but they were should anticipate the first day of offered to help his daughter, " I really thought I would be still really eager for our help," school to be hot, humid and long. Wendy Karen Knutsen (AS FR), lying down dehydrated with boxes Swartzentruber said. "A warm water fountain wasn't until almost all her belongings on my face all day," "Only the freshman guys were enough," she said. were in her room in an extended DiGioacchino said. "We were turning down help. I think they With freshmen and transfer housing lounge. really blessed."

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THE REVIEW Few were asking for a drink in the streets of St. Louis, where floods caused water to rise to an alarming level. '/ left with one final image- the image • of nature controlling I humankind.' A Review photographer's .. up- close encounter with the unleashed power of Mother Nature

BY WALTER M . EBERZ As the puddles continue

THE REVIEW f Wolter M. Eben Claim adjustors look over the damage at a house near the River Des Peres in early August .. Iowans overtaken by flood's rapidly rising waters

This article appeared on page 1 Haas said the outflow is of The Daily Iowan , the expected to increase to about University of Iowa's student 21,000 cfs by mid-week. newspaper, July 12 , 1993 "The lake was starting to go down, but Sunday morning it ION YATES began rising again," he said. TI-lE DAILY IOWAN "We're starting to feel those rains from up north. The one President Clinton declared thing we don't need is more Johnson County a federal rain. Localized rain would · • • • , THE REVIEW fWaJter M. Eberz disaster area Saturday, just probably hurt us the most." Guidry's CaJUm was JUSt one of hundreds of St. Lou1s restaurants swamped out by the massive floods that beseiged the Midwest for most of hours before heavy rains again Officials said they are not the summer. As the sign in front shows, the owners didn't have to go far to pursue their favorite pasttime. hit the area, causing increased sure what kind of impact flooding and increased outflows outflows of 21,000 cfs from the from the Coralville Dam. dam will have because water Saturday's declaration means has never left the dam at that residents and businesses in rate. Johnson County that have "No pun intended, but we In the face of terror, few go unhit experienced damage due to will be entering unchartered flooding may be eligible for waters," Haas said . federal assistance, including For business owners along .'There's nothing we can do right now. We have to wait' low interest loans and grants. the Coralville Strip, the news of The following article appeared on working to get rid of excess water us up 100 percent, Hartman said, the bui lding, with the city's Federal and state officials more flooding came as another page I of the Daily Iowan, the and mud. Department manager Lin adding that local printers have been permission. who toured the county late last blow added to an already University of Iowa's student Hartman said the water level, which generously offering help. "And the After two floods in three years, week had estimated the county deteriorating situation. newspaper, on July 8, 1993. had reached 36 inches, went down employees are giving 200 percent." Gill ispie said he'd like to see the UI would receive about $5.6 As she watched the flood by itself late Tuesday night. Employees of the Iowa C ity construct some sort of dike or wall million in federal aid. waters behind her business rise But Jim McGinley, .illit.':..~ EPSTEIN "Now we've got to wash all the agency of The Des fv1oines' Register {lear the softball diamonds to keep for the second time in less than mud out," Hartman said, amidst half have also been helpful, said manager that water from flooding. He also · emergency management a week, Cindy Abraham, owner TRE DAILY IOWAN coordinator for Johnson County, of the Subway Restaurant on the r1 a dozen workers squeegeeing the ! John Gillespie. The agency, also thinks the Coralville Reservoir Though his residence on Second floor. "The only thing you can do is located on Second Avenue, flooded needs to be dredged. said the total damage to the area Coralville Strip, wondered A'\-enue in Coralville was spared get a hose and clean it up." this week and Gillespie has had to "It 's ridiculous we don't have any is probably much higher and when the flooding would end. major flood damage, Dewey Floods three years ago caused run the office out of his house. protection," he said, " but we battle increasing daily. "We're kind of lucky because Peterson's mother-in-law across the similar damage, but Hartman said "The carpet is ruined and the it the best we can." · "I'm not sure where they got we haven't gotten wet inside, street wasn't so lucky. this year the department was better walls are soft because water soaked Over on Normandy Drive in Iowa that number or what it means," but we're still closed because "Everything's ruined. I suppose prepared. to the top of the insul ation," he said, City, Mark and Kitty Griffith are he said. "What I do know is that nobody can get to us," she said. ~hey' II take it to the dump," "There's plenty ruined·, but we and added that he spent $36,000 on waiting patiently for flood waters to things are going to get worse "It's very frustrating." Patterson said, pointing to a pile of knew about it ahead of time and got remodeling after the flood three go down in the house they a~e again." Abraham, whose business has belongings caked with mud. He things off the floor," he said. "Last years ago. "It looks like they 'll have watching for a family friend . The dam was letting water been closed since Tuesday, said spent most of Wednesday afternoon time we had presses up and running to completely do it again." "There's nothing we can do right out of its gates at 17,000 cubic her store was experiencing clearing out his elderly mother-in­ in five days. But right now it Though he'll try to salvage what now. We have to wait until the water feet per second, with an record sales this summer before law's small apartment. depends on the weather- if it he can, Gillispie estimated a loss of goes down," Mark said, noting that additional 2,000 cfs going over having to shut down. He was not alone. As flood keeps raining like they say it's going about $35,000 to $45,000. A bran­ the water level in the basement the spillway Sunday, according "We just go day-to-day right waters slowly receded late Tuesday to We don't want to get hit again new furnace and air-conditioning dropped from chest high to knee to Randy Haas, supervisory now," she said. "It's getting night, many other area residents and and have to clean again." unit, a full refrigerator and $5,000 high. park manager for Coralville old." businesses were left to deal with the Currently, sandbags are planted in worth of new desks were ruined, he " If it doesn't rain we can get Lake. According to McGinley, messy aftermath. several areas and pumps are keeping said. sump pumps running, but it"s going The combined total of 19,000 between 100 and 150 buildings Down the block on Second excess water away from the presses. "And we can never get the stink to be a big mess when the water cfs is the most the dam has ever in Johnson County have had to Avenue, employees of the UI "The Physical Plant has been out of it," he said, adding he has goes out," he said. "The back yard let out. With up to 3 inches of be evacuated because of the Printing Department were busily outstanding, and the UI has backed plans to construct a second level to has been under for a month." rain falling over the weekend flooding, with between 500 and near Marshalltown and Tama, 1,500 people affected.

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J Hundreds of Banking Students flex their Careers Have Started weight with new Part-Time at speQding option AIBNft. MARKETING Unlike points, a new university plan will . S Y S T E M s· give unused money back to the students. BY IEN~IfE~ POST "I think there will be fewer We are looking for Part-Time Telemarketing Representatives to promote our Studtml Afairs E itor students buying large amounts of credit card services. Candidates must possess strong communication skills. Leftover, non-refundable meal points and additional points," be highly motivated and seeking a part-time job that could lead to an plan points at the end of a school said Kreppel. interesting and successful career! year prompt some students into "Instead, they will be able to bulk buying. use Flex." Competitive Salaries. Exceptional Benefits. Bags of chips and cases of Spear agreed and said he This is an excellent opportunity for students with busy schedules­ Clearly Canadian exit campus thinks more off-campus students dining facilities by the ton. will use the Flex card. different shifts are available. offering generous compensation . That routine will all change Ann Marie Fitch (AS SO) with the UD #tl Card, Barbara said, however, that she feels Benefits Kreppel, assistant vice president points are sufficient. • Paid Vacation of administration, said. Pam Guers (AS SO) said; "If I • Paid Holidays Bill Spear, assistant director had money on Flex I'd be pushed • Free Parking for dining services, said the card to use them. Without them I'm • Fitness Center . can be used in all dining less likely to buy unnecessary • Free Checking with Interest facilities, the bookstore, box things." • Career Advancement Program offices, health center, public Kreppel said: "It's always Come join the 8 ,000 people who have made MBNA America one of the safety, art labs, student services possible if you have money there and the Perkins Student Center's that you will spend it, but you nation's leading issuers of bank credit cards. serving more than . main desk. can do the same thing with a 8 million Customers. Coming sometime during the checking account. Students have spring, Spear said, students will to budget themselves." Interested candidates may call : be able to access residence hall Spear said as of August 30, MBNA America washers and dryers, vending 2,025 students had signed up for 1-800-637-2070 machines and library copiers. the Flex account, and freshmen Monday through Thursday from 8 am to 7 pm "It is the natural evolution of accounted for 1,273 of the new or Friday from 8 am to 5 pm the card," Kreppel said. accounts. or stop in : This refundable "flexible A presentation was held at spending account" can be New Student Orientation for MBNA America activated by making a minimum freshmen and their parents 400 Christiana Road initial deposit of $100, she said. during the summer which made Newark, Delaware 1971 3 After the account is open, their class easier to reach, Spear Kreppel said, students can make said. MBNA Marketi11g Systems- we're looki11g for people who like people. deposits of $25 or more to the Brochures were sent to cashier's office in the Student returning students in their M BNA AmfHIClo I S: a n Equ-.1 Opportun itv E m p lo }l!!'r MBN ... Md r ~lln& S"!rS I ~m~ -Is a se! rvlt.-e m C:t rk c.. \ ( M~NA A~ fiCd B.;nk N A Services building. semester bills, but "sometimes ) OICN) MB NA.Am~ nca Bonk, N A Students access the account the parents see them an~ the wtth the student tdentificatton students don't," Spear sa1d. "I card, she said. believe it will catch on in a Nancy Budacz (ED JR) said couple of weeks." she thinks the Flex card is a Kreppel said decals promoting good idea, and will add where Flex can be used were convenience to picking things up being posted and they should at the main desk in the student generate interest. center and purchasing concert "My sense is it's being used," tickets. she said. Freshmen get oriented with university life Newly Revised System BY CHRISJINE GAlASSO better than last years. Copy Editor Longwell-Grice said 400 to 500 ae ~ ~,,~ ~fllff4"'e' With the summer heat upon them students showed up at this years and nerves fluttering with anticipation Olympics. of what lay ahead, 75 percent of the "It's hard to convince freshmen it's Students without an appointment sign-in and speak with a freshmen class stood on the mall to be a cool thing to do, but once they get welcomed to lhe university. there lhey enjoy it," he said. nurse. Patient and nurse review the following options for care: Freshman attendance at the New The residents of Pencader G-M Student Orientation activities held were the winners of this years New August 30-31 pleased coordinators, Student Olympics. Option 1: Nurse provides symptomatic treatment for an Linda Natter, senior associate director ''They were really competitive," for admissions said. Bob Blair, a resident assistant and co­ uncomplicated problem. "If I can get that turnout next year captain of the Pencader team said. I'll be satisfied," Natter said. Natter said the participation of the Transfer student Jamie Eisenberg students depended on lheir motivation Option 1: Patient schedules an appointment for another (NU SO) said the convocation was a with the resident assistants and good idea because it allowed the upperclassmen who helped to organize time with a care-giver who can most students to get to know who the the students into teams. Jl'CSident was. "I felt most people had to be appropriately meet their needs. Eisenberg , who transferred from recruited to go from my experience," Beaver College and the University of Dan FISher (AS JR), resident assistant, Pittsburgh, said she disliked the said. Option 3: Patients with more serious/ urgent problems will orientation activities at Beaver College "People don't realize it's going to because it required mandatory be fun," be said. be placed in to the waJk-in system. volumeer work. Samantha Gratt (AS FR) said the At Beaver it was required to pull New Student Olympics were a weeds and work at a nursing home, great way for people to meet she said. each other. IMPORTANT HEALTH SERVICE NUMBERS: Eisenberg said she preferred the "My roommate persuaded me to orientation activities at the University come." Gran said. "She said even if I For an appointment or EMERGENCIES- 831-2226 of Delaware because they were didn't participate, I could watch." Gynecology Department- 831-8035 Sports Medicine Clinic- 831-2482 optional . David Johns. aui ~< tm~t tli...... ,trr for Kelly Burton (NU FR) said, ''This academic services, said the attendance Mental Health Department- 831-6422 Wellspring Health Education- 831-8992 is probably the only time the whole at workshops since 1988 has been class will be together." good. 1 Rob Longwell-Grice, assistant Johns, who conducted a workshop Don't forpt,.the Student Health Service offers • Dispusary for prescriptions; J.lft.li!lnlia,OII ; director for residence life and co­ on time management, said the students Clinic, Wart Clinic, Health lducation and HIV antibOdy testing services. .· :· .,' · .· ,; ···.· .····· · ,.. '{ coordinator for New Student were very respo!l'live. Orientation, said this years attendance "They didn't have to focus on this at the New Student 01 m ics was so much in high school " he ·d. Jbmouncing... NEW YORK CITY BUS TRIPS!!!! TRIP DATES:

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SEPARATE •mergency form required for each trip (Ticket sales begin Nov. 15) • QN.E guest per ID ($25) .... lme change ***NO REFUNDS/EXCHANGES/SUBSTITUTIONS*** I SIGN UP IN: Student Center Programs Otffce 107 Perkins Student Center •• 8:30 a.m. - 4:00 p.m. •• ttQIE.:. Tickets, when available, will be sold up to NOON ONLY on the Friday before trip date (NO MaiVTelephone Reservations) Sponsored by the Student Center Programs Office September 7, 1993 • THE REVIEW • A9 ore than just a museum ashington's Holocaust tribute draws millions profound desuuction of more than six some visitors. million Jews and a million other "I overheard one woman remark non-Aryans, graphically depicted how gullible the Jews were," he said. during the approximately four-hour Mark Wright, who works in the words silently reverberate tour, is lost on certain visitors. museum's information booth, said he the gray cinderblock and "The teenagers are the worst," said doesn't believe many people come of the recently opened Brian, a museum security guard. prepared for the intenshy of the States Holocaust Memorial . "They just cruise past the TV screens museum. as if they're watching MTV or "They just know it is a new e its opening last April, something." museum on the mall," Wright said. of all creeds, races and ages Disclaimers discouraging parents "It's a lot more than that." lining up at 9 a.m. every from bringing children under the age The museum's four floors are obtain the museum's coveted of 11 into the main area of the filled with hundreds of television museum are also ignored by some. screens flashing images of hate, e get a great mixture in here," "There were little kids running oppression and calculated murder. Mark Becker, a market around, because they were bored," Black and white photos of 6-year­ rcher for the museum. said an Olney, Md., man after he left old prisoners of war, artifacts such as ficlmc•se,;ualls, Jehovah Witnesses the museum. '"This stuff didn't mean dingy gray and blue striped of people. People's anything to them." concentration camp uniforms and that 80 to 90 percent of Although he felt the museum was excerpts of Hitler's speeches all aim are Jewish. We are very something everyone should at teaching the lesson Holocaust experience, he said he was survivors have sworn they will never THE REVIEW //Ibn Gilbert disappointed with the composure of let the world forget - never again. Visitors form a block-long line outside of the Washington D.C.-based United States Holocaust Memorial Museum. Since opening in April, the museum has drawn hundreds of thousands of visitors. Philip's PAR·r-TIME personal life­ JOB OPPORTU.NITI ES Not only has The Bank of New York (Delaware) grown to be one of the nation's largest issuers of history lesson credit cards, but it has also become one of the best places to start building your future. We are now accepting applications fo r part-time employment in the following positions: An up-close tour through the COLLECTION ANALYSTS Holocaust Museum Responsibilities include answering customer inquiries and contacting cardholders who are delinquent or have BY ROB WHERRY the front seat. Unplayed for many exceeded their credit limit. Requires High School diploma, 6+ months experience in Collections or Customer srall Reporter years, the violin was the last Service and solid communication skills. WASHINGTON, D.C. - A remaining object of its owner HOURS AvAILABLE· young gentleman crossed the street Miodrag Djordjevic, a Romani through the busy traffic and stared Gypsy. The next sight was a • Thurs. 4:45pm- I 1:00pm, Fri. 4:45pm- 9:00pm, Sat. 8:00am- 2:00pm blankly at the first building he saw synagogue doorway destroyed in the • Mon ., Tues. & Wed . 4:45pm - II :O()pm, Sat. 8:00dm -2:00pm at the other side. The brick building "Night of Broken Glass." How sad • Mon. through Fri. 9:00am - 2:00pm resembled an aging factory from the Torah looked on the damaged days gone by, but the mixture of door and how ironic the slogan progressive steel and glass "know whom before you stand" Other Part-Time Opportunities architecture indicated the structure sprawled above it seemed to Philip. was brand new. He moved on to the lower floors. The well-dressed young man with To get to the next level, Philip IE LEMARKET! NG/RETENT!ON CUSTOMER SERVICE REPS. handsome plain features and a wavy crossed over a glass walkway with • Mon. through Fri. 3:00pm -9:00pm • Hours -To Be Determined. black crop of hair decided to enter names of entirely destroyed towns • 4 weekdays 9:00am - 3:00pm, Sat. 9:00am - I :OOpm the building and explore his trapped in the glass. They seemed to . curiosities. The buildi~g : was the· .., ne~er end. 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NO L/11/TED HOURS FOR ANYONE. TO THE WINNING TEAMS! All within walkin·g distance FIRST PLACE - Pencader G-M Only 2 blocks east of the Student Center SECOND PLACE - Dickinson C/DIE/F THIRD PLACE - Rodney AlB Mon. -Fri. - 8:30 a.m.-1 0:00 p.m. Sat. & Sun. - 10:30 a.m.-4:00 p.m. Co-Sponsored by the Offices of New Student Orientation, Recreation and lntramurals, and Housing and Residence Life. THANKS TO ALL VOLUNTEERS! A 14 • THE REVIEW • September 7, 1993 PEACE CORPS WORLD WISE PuZzLE For further information about Peace Corps, write Box 896, Washington DC 20526

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Face it, Harrington served its best Change can be a good thing. function as an ordinary dining hall up to But apparently, it can also be quite this point, not as the mythical, detrimental. lefendary multi-purpose pleasuredome The university's attempt at crowd­ it will become. pleasing has failed. A computer center, a fitness center Instead of achieving their intended and snack shop all located in one goal of being more convenient, the new building would be a great idea, if it was look this school wants to show off has open. been disappointing and frustrating often However, when it comes down to , stranding a countless multitude of strict convenience, even if Harrington innocent students in long cattle lines at was open, students would be better The Scrounge. served if the Grab-N-Go remained in But that is only one of the problems The Scrounge. that students have encountered as this The student center is one of the most school year has embarked. accessable places on this campus for all Others have felt the confusion and students. It houses the bookstore as well anger The Scroungers have, but their as a plethora of student services. fury is directed toward other university Harrington, needless to say does not. It News seen as humor, ·entertainment blunders such as the completion of is located in a dark corner on East cable and voice mail installation and Campus. How do you feel? · an innocent display not meant to be construction equipment left lying . As students who pay for these Insane in the brain, or at least a similar perverted or focused on. around walkways and dorm room mindless decisions, we should become feeling after viewing some of this week's Commentary Similarly, if violence really disturbs entranCes. better consumers and speak up and news stories. these people, are they going to shelter their On move-in day in the Christiana demand for better services. Stories so silly, so bizarre it is as if they By jason Sean children from the realities of life, for East Towers an elevator was out of There is no eltcuse for the came from the supermarket tabloids or Garber example, a simple news broadcast which service, crippling the students who lived construction equipment blocking our perhaps an LSD-influenced Woodstock tells of countless murders, rapes and wars? on higher floors . Also certain rooms in paths, for the electricity being off in the creation. The second story shares the same those same East Towers were without Towers, for three hour long Scrounge Ladies, gentlemen and children of all heightened level of silliness. electricity for an elttended period of lines, for eltposed wires hanging out of ages. right before your very eyes you will they were back then it would be Rumor has it Snapple is a major time due to all the reconstruction. dorm room walls. These projects should discover a major source of laughter that unacceptable. However, it is part of contributor to Operation Rescue and To relieve some congestion the have been started earlier in order to keeps columnists in stitches. American history whether we are proud of suppons Ku Klult Klan activities. Scrounge has faced in years past, as have them completed on time. Whoomp, here it is, a court jester's it or not. · fu fact, the ship seen in the background well as designing a better plan to enable When DUSC and other student secret, a stand-up comedian's dream, a · Mark Twain made no attempt to be a of its logo is a celebration of slave ships. students to obtain a quick snack more organizations convene, these projects fool's paradise - an ordinary daily racist by incorporating these words and Wrong, all wrong. efficiently and conveniently, Dining should be first on their hit list. They newspaper. sayings. Rather, he tried to preserve the Snapple, which sports a little "K" on its Services moved the popular Grah-N-Go must let Dining Services and this Current events, say no more. Mississippi Rivet Valley society in an products, does not do so to honor the KKK. snack stand to the former Harrington university know that the Grab-N-Go For example, two stories stood out this accurate way. The K stands for kosher. Dining Hall. belongs in The Scrounge and that week that left this writer shaking his head True, whether that book with its The K is found. on many other products One problem with these modem eltposed cable wires should have been in amazement and awe over the stupidity anachronistic racist overtones is other than Snapple. How someone came up conveniences, they are not so taken care of during the summer. that the American public can display, or appropriate in todays society may seem with the idea that the single K stood for actually be suckered mto showing. dodgy to ultra-liberals and perhaps even three goes beyond all logical reasoning. On the surface these stories deal with some Bible-belting conservatives, but two For a topic so supposedly serious, it is legitimate, serious concerns that are in no other examples of the tlanned works are cheapened to a real hearty laugh. way a laughing matter. However, internally ridiculous. The ship on Snapple is actually meant to they could put someone in laughter faster Two childhood classics: Sleeping pay homage to the Boston Tea Party, not than a good dose of nitrous. oxide. Beauty- for being too violent and scary the Triangle Trade routes that brought Review's policy for guest columnists First, in an effort to protect the valued, and Where's Waldo?- for showil?g an slaves to America. innocent children of America, parents in eltposed female breast. And realistically would the reportedly Tire Review welcomes guest eclitorial columns from students and other members of several school systems across America, Are you kidding? Jewish owners who own Snapple suppon the university community. primarily in California, Pennsylvania, Sleeping Beauty and Where's Waldo?. the Klan for their brotherly spirit? Very Columns should be 400-500 words in length and be relevant to the affairs of the Oregon, Texas and Washington, had Two staples in children's literature are doubtful. · university, the nation or the world. . cenain books and plays censored or banned suddenly thrust into the evil category for Imagination, confusion, fear and too If interested; 'call Jasbn·Sean (!;arber, Jeff Pearlman or'Adtienne Mand at 831-2774. this ~t schhol year. being scary and showing a breast. much free time started both of these jokes. Whereas censorship demonstrates To ensure that ~hildren don't see any Certain members of the American public ignorance and closemindedness in its foreign breasts, these people had Waldo are turning this into a witch hunt, nearly highest, most contemptible form, it takes banned. It makes no sense. crucifying anything defies their individual on a new special level of stupidity after To ensure that children are not or collective, and in the clear minority, Editorial Staff investigating the reasoning behind the frightened any more than they should be, ideals. banned materials. the literary Gestapo had Beauty banned. It If ice tea, Waldo and Sleeping Beauty J-Sun Carber, editorial editor/columnist It may be debatable on certain materials. escapes all logic. can feel the icy kiss of ignorance, what is Jeff Pearlman, editor in chiet'c:olumnist For instance, Tom Sawyer, an next? John Otllnpr, cartoonist Seriously, how certain people can be American classic that accurately depicts visibly upset enough to request the banning Can't wait for next week's round of Rkfl Campbell, columnist J.- N. Smith, columnist life along the Mississippi River in the mid· of Waldo for a cartoonish depiction of a newspapers. Uz Lardaro, c:olumnist Rebea:a Tolleti, columnist 19th century, was banned for its offensive single breast is beyond this writers view. J. Mam- O'Donnell, columnist lob Wherry, columnist terms regarding blacks. They are hiding from children first, jason Sean Garber is the editorial editor If those tenns were used today the way something natural and normal and second, ofThe Review. Hard work, optimism, accountability are keys to a successful America The optimism and pride once running Instead of finding a reason to remain about saying, "Heh - maybe the fault is searching for reasons as to why they rampant throughout the United States has glued to the couch watching it only get attitude?" shouldn't stand up and try. lost momentum and is heading for a worse, everyone must become accounl!lble Commentary The politically correct movement that Lee Iaccoca, Colin Powell, Ross Perot standstill. to themselves and to their country. has inflated our society to its breaking and Bill Clinton weren't handed their After 12 years of a Republican· regime, Many Americans of all types of By]. Matthew point has also contributed to the high future at binh. They worked hard and are America is now fully submerged in an age religious upbringing, race, creed and levels of pessimism and sensitivity. now successful, even though they were of pessimism, parasites and political gender have made large contributions to O'Donnell Not only must you know how to . "challenged." correctness. build what is no~ the best country to live correctly refer to such challenged people Their outlook on life drove them to The recession has usurped many in. as the handicapped or African-Americans, leave their mark on this earth. What kind Americans from their jobs, world disasters There is still a high level of no motivation to walk down .the other way you must be informed of their plight and of mark will one leave if his 1 her energy have destroyed homes and some areas of opportunity, wliich can be obtained with and ask for a job at a local business. It is force yourself to suffer in their name. · is used only to blame others for their own the world are still in social upheaval. some ingenuity and hard work. just too easy. This is the redistribution of obstacles to success? There are many reasons to be "mad at Too many people depend on the But one day if they stop by and the opportunity. If you are a heterosenal, "A pessimist is a realist." the world," and upset with our country. government to support them, which only check's not there, they will either do two white, Anglo-Saxon, wealthy male who' is If the whole world was full of But the fact is, America is in better blackens the American dream hovering things: club the next guy walking down not physically challenged, you must be pessimists, maybe they would be realists, shape than the rest of the world, and quite within their grasp. the street and snatch his wallet, or walk punished so that those who are not as well but the world could not continue without honestly, it really ain't that bad here. The welfare system is a fme example. It down to that other end of the sidewalk. off can rise above.Why are those who are the people of vision, confidence in What does this country need the most? is sad to see people live without enough Their role on this earth changes fro~ successful in America hated and making things work and a drive to fix Personal accountability. food and shelter to survive, but most of waiting for a check to working for it. The considered the source of all our problems? what is broken. With the amount of energy it takes to these people would not have it any government is no longer the provider; it is Why aren't they admired? And a little optimism wouldn't hurt. complain about our society's problems, as different. the motivator. These people made it in life because well as the world' s, one could tum it into If there will always be a welfare check Too many times we hear the phrase, they used what resources they were given. j. Matthew O'Donnell is an editorial productiveness to solve the problem. waiting for them down the street, there is "It's the system's fault, not mine." How They are successful because they were not columnist of The Review.

Shattering the liberal economic illusion through truth, reality I can fly. Unfortunately, in first grade I which he has a lot, it's YOUR the room. And what about the own safety. do not voice your And . walk became a Conservative and lost money. But as for answering the Multiculties? approval in a crowded place. through my magical powers. However, in typical liberal question, forget it! . They tell us every other culture You might get bitten. walls too. But now liberals have me fashion, Bill has supplanted The funny thing about liberals on eanh is better than this one. All you have to do to show And if I wondering. reason with compassion (and guilt is that for all the compassion they But where do they live? your support is write a letter-to· stare hard Maybe magic really does exist. trips) and by using his magical supposedly have, they rarely do Yep, right here in the good old the-editor and ask to have your enough at After all, liberals seem to mind control problems has pulled anything personally to· fix the U.S.A. name withheld. you, I can promise some pretty impossible us along for the ride. problems. The Animal Rights folks (in I know what the liberals are make you things. Somehow, he's got us Many like Bill, are rich. But leather shoes) and the Tree going to tell me when they read float right For example, SOMEHOW they convinced that government can instead of spending their own Hugging folks (in timber homes) this article. t' ~ off the can create money from nowhere give us money without first taking money, they want to spend and the Affirmative Action folks They are all going to tell me to .s 'i ground. (so what if we're paying $144,000 it away from us. everybody else's. (guilty white guys who like their be more open-minded (i.e. to V) I can create per minute for interest payments Magic indeed. Combine Robin Hood -and jobs), they are all one and the believe exactly what they do). something on the debt!). As 'long as we But Bill and his liberal flunkies Donald Trump and you have got same. fu advance I offer my response I ~ out or INVEST that money in people, have a weak spot. Simply put, it's yourself a liberal. To them, truth is anything that to them: .. It is one thing to be I ~ nothing. it's O.K., right? called logic. For example, take the feels good at the moment. open-minded and quite another to (!) Well at Bill Clinton sure thinks so. He Ask a liberal a logical question Academic Feminisu. You see, when it comes right let your brains fall out on the a VI ..:; least, I used can create a $15,000 per year job and they melt into an emotional They use their cushy do- down to it, liberals are the most floor." ::.... to be able to for only $90,000 per year. What a puddle, muttering clipped phrases nothing jobs at the university as inconsistent bunch of folks in the Liberals, I may not have your cq do these steall such as "fair share," "everybody's bully pulpits to tell other women history of humankind. magical powers. lhings. You see, Bill the Monetary equal," "invest in people" and to get real jobs. Of course, why be consistent But, I do have something else Magician doesn't have to worry "govemmem which cares." They are filled with good ideas when you can be a "moral far more powerful -a mind. aboat wasting money. Then they call you a sexist, but don't practice what they relativist?" Why? racist, closed-minded, capitalist preach. If you agree with anything I jason N. Smith is an editorial Because it is not his money, of pig as they edge their way out of Typical liberals. have written here, please, for your columnist of The Review. September 7, 1993 • THE REVIEW. A 1 9 Learning Despite limitations capital punishment is justified On abonion rights and the death penalty, In Fort Bragg, N.C., them, like Howard, should My good friend, the Rev. Jim from past President Clinton's historic Supreme Court Army Sgt. 1st Class Ervin not be sentenced to death. McCloskey, who runs the Centurions out of nominee, Ruth Bader Ginsburg, was both Graves has been charged Cpmmentary I write that, aware of four Princeton, N.J., has devoted his life to judiciously forthright and evasive during with the killing of 2nd Lt. cogent reasons against the proving that innocent men were convicted her nomination hearing before the Senate Lisa N. Bryant because, By Chuck death penalty: and sentenced to death. So far, he has been mistakes Judicial Committee. according to witnesses, she 1. There is no proof that the successful.ll times. "This is something central to a woman's had rebuffed Graves' Stone death penalty deters murder During my 19 years as a Philadelphia life, to her dignity. It's a decision that she attempt to dance with her ...... more effectively than a life Daily News columnist, 75 suspects wanted must make for herself," she informed the Later, he followed her down sentence. for murder turned themselves in to me. I senators. the hall, took out a .357- 2. It is racist in negotiated the release of hostages five But on the death penalty Judge Ginsburg caliber Magnum pistol and shot the 21- administration, since almost twice as many times, including during a week-long prison judiciously tap-danced. "My own view on year-old Bryant several tfmes in her face blacks are sentenced to death than whites takeover. the death penalty is not relevant to any and body. Only months prior to her death, for the same crimes. I know the criminal mindset. I also know rry question that I would be asked to decide as Bryant had graduated from Princeton 3. It is tragically irreversible. that some convicted ·murderers or rapist­ a judge." University with honors. 4. It is an inhumane punishment that murderers cannot be rehabilitated, nor can ' I In respectful deference to her wishes, In Chapel Hill, N.C., Anthony Simpson, plunges society to the level of the they be educated to lead productive lives. Being an editorial columnist is however, I'll answer for her. 18, jumped out of some roadside bushes murderer. Rather than oppose the death penalty, we easily one of the best jobs in I support the death penalty - in some and attempted to rape Kristen Ann Lodge­ Of those four reasons, the one that bas need to work more strenuously to make the journalism- college or cases, strenuously. Miller during her 6 a.m. jog. When Miller, caused me the most distress is the penalty's criminal justice system racially fair, then prqfessional. During this month, there were three a highly regarded speech therapist, broke irreversibility. tougher. There are several ways to do it, Writing for thi s page is one of murder cases, so horrible, so outrageously away and began to run, witnesses say Given America's .intractably racist but that's another column. the few times a reporter is allowed contemptuous of the sanctity of human life Simpson pursued her. Simpson shot her criminal justice system, innocent black men The flame of life is sacred. Those like to express his/her opinion,s on any that they mercifully screamed out of the several times, Miller fell and Simpson shot are convicted of crimes'far more often than Howard, Graves and Simpson, who timely subject of national or local most severe retributive punishment her a fifth time. white men. viciously and aggressively extinguish it, importance; it is freedom from permissible under law. At Simpson's hearing, he did not show a I have a thick file titled Double l's must be executed. The death penalty is our having to remain objective or In Austin, Texas, a jury brushed aside shred of remorse or contrition. When a (Incarcerated Innocents) detailing over 50 ultimate instrument for· preserving the middle-of-the-road . Ronald Ray Howard's ludicrous defense photographer took his picture, he cases around the country of men who have social contract. . With the job comes a certain that hard-core rap music had inspired him belligerently held up a defiant middle been convicted of murder, sentenced to to gun down a state trooper during a routine finger. death or life imprisonment and were later Chuck Stone is a former. university amount of power that can be played traffic stop, and sentenced Howard to If Simpson and Graves are convicted, set free after exculpating evidence was dug journalism professor and is a syndicated to your advantage or can be abused, crossing the "ethics line" respected death. there is absolutely no reason why both of up. columnist. by all newspaper people. So, in order to contain this power from rearing it's ugly head there are another opinion certain rules that every writer - should follow. "Diversity" for you and me has something else. probably these schools still make When I started wri ting columns probably been the most Nevertheless, major up a large percentage of business last semester, the one rule that I accentuated word on campus this corporations have continued to use elite. always followed was if I disagree year thus far. The phrase "We the teclmiques of afftrrnative action So what does this mean for • with someone or something I write build community ' through to find competent minorities blacks? They hit a brick wall after about it. Anything that I hear, see diversity" has been echoed all over despite a lack of enforcement. In gaining entry level status because or read on this campus is fair game, campus that we mock it. So why is fact, they call this new animal they are hampered by the my pen will meet paper and the the university making such a big diversity. Why do companies put stereotype of stupidity. Likewise, final product will be a colull!n deal about it? To answer this th~lves through this trouble to women are held back by the glass bashing the cause of the problem. question, one must go back in find and train competent ceiling of being too emotional to It is pure fun walking up to grab history and look to the days of employees? In fact, a company handle being a manager. a copy of The Review, turning affumative action. called Ethicon, a division of J&J As a result, few minorities and quickly to the back of the news To begin with, affirmative spends several millions to train and women ever advance to the upper section and seeing my picture, my action was a program developed by hire minorities and women. Why? echelons of business no matter how words in black and white. Lyndon Johnson during 1965 to Companies realize that by year hardworking or what Fifteen thousand students string provide a chance for minorities and 2000, women, minorities and non­ accomplishments they've achieved. through The Review during lunch or women to gain half decent jobs. It Caucasians will comprisl: of 85 There is no reward or before class, and to see their eyes was a program which required a percent of the work force. Yet motivation for good work. H the light up with fury or agreement company to analyze the number of currently, white males constitute only ones that can go to the top of leaves a grinding feeling in my gut minorities in each job and then 95 percent of all CEOs. We can organizations are white men does that I have come to love. determine the department that also conclude that white males that say minorities or women But, my approach still needs a lot lacks in minorities. The company currently dominate the upper should. not do their best? If 13 of polishing for I have committed then has the obligation to plan a echelons of management. percent blacks in the American the ultimate abuse. I committed the timetable to hire, train and promote The problem this creates is a population feel that no matter what mistake of crossing the line from minorities and females to these lack of balance in chemistry. In they do, they can't get to be a top columnist to complainer. positions. It doesn't have to meet order for a women or minority to black executive no matter how Example one, Professor Kenneth the goal but show attemptS. advance into the upper echelons of hard they try, so why bother. The Lomax. He is last year's Faculty As a result of affrrmative action, a company is especially difficult. issue is that humans are motivated Senate president who doesn't enjoy minorities and women have gained The problem lies in preconceived by what's in it for them. Pigeons being interviewed on the phone too better jobs than before. Its opinions and inherent attitudes; it's peck the button to get the com. If much. implementation has also benefitted called co1orism: the predisposition people don't get the reward for In short, I ripped him apart companies. Corporations have to act favorably towards those with their motivations, then you have because of this habit, saying that the -· found this a· beneficial w.ay to . the ,same..- skin ~olor -·-and · demotivated p'eopltr. Vou have unWi!rsity' of'M'arytand '{hi'i'ali'tla ' hiring well qualified employees unfavorably toward those with a people saying why bother working Wlaler) 'was sleepirlg' when they gave and minorities. different skin color. A 1982 survey with others, I better worry about him a degree, that he tells his However, during the 1980s, of Ivy League graduating class of myself. Then America would no srudents to plagiarize and fmally that affirmative action has been 1957 who now approach their longer have effective organizations I·pay his salary when I pay my associated with quota hiring. under fifties, the age of promotion into but would rather have the tuition and state taxes, so he better the Reagan and Bush senior levels, said the word beginning of demise of society. be nice the next time his phone administration, they disapproved of "dumb" came to mind when they America's strength and rings. giving advantages to minorities thought of blacks. Only 36 percent weakness lies in its diversity. My intentions were honest and I and women so they claimed that of the Princeton class, 47 percent Diversity is a strength whelrwe are did have solid points for my affirmative action was basically of the Yale class and 55 percent of able to utilize each persoo's talents argument, but somewhere the goal of filling some percent requirement the Harvard class agreed with the to the fullest. to obtain everyone's the column got lost in a sea of thus equating affirmative action statement: "Blacks are as fullest capabilities means remarks that never deserved their with quota hiring. A negative light intelligent as whites." In the 1950s motivating them through rewards. place in the paper. was shed upon affumative action these schools comprised of 40 Broken down, I had the right to and the word came to mean percent of business elite and Tracy Huang (EO SO) criticize Professor Lomax on his abilities as the Faculty Senate President, but to cross over into CQmmenting on his teaching abilities violates all kinds of rules. I do not know how good of a teacher he is .What /Jthei\>n~wspaper~ i (lTe saying... ;.. and to this day have never attended importance ... We must accept ·On defense CJ.Jts ••• be large enough for the Clinton ·snapple · and the Klan one of his lectures. On Michael Jackson ... administration.' i ; grandiose seriously ..· .The first picture that So, now I have redefmed my rule that they are the OMS closer to the future , and more strategy of · ~ assertive sprang to mind was of all these book and added one more to the list. ,"... :ce1ebrityhood is like fire, . :·. ... The. defense plan outlined by multilateralism," it would be more hooded assembly line workers though. Once ·the fire turns on cortifortable with it. They. came Le.s Aspin is marginally. better.than Write about something you disagree "of age with computers and sufficient for America's legitimate trying )o stuff tea bags through with, but when· trying to prove your yo11, it,can destroy you ..There's the Bush administration's version, security Meds." bottle nt!Cks. Let's face it, the idea an army of lawyers, PR agenls · budget ~. deficits, MTV and but it is still based on obsolete argument stay on the subject. Most AIDS ... Unless we understand -Ted Galen Carpenter, USA of a bunch of dimwitted bubbas imponantly write what you know, and private eyes rushing ·to · 'assumptions about the U.S. role in · Today, Sept. 2,1993 trying to bottle anything is prove Jackson is victim of a their reality, deal with it, respect :the world .. .lf the USA confines not what you think. it - believe me, we'll be left laughalile ... They can't get together blackmail . scheme ... This it~elf to defending its vital and bottle kerosene for their There are also rules the reader laughable, high-stakes hysteria behind." inlerests, military spending can be should follow, mainly, always -Jane R. Eisner, The On Snapple .•• Molotov cocktails without quick­ to protect Jackson/rom ruin will ' reduced to $129 billion. That frying a couple of their night remember you are reading work over the short run-tu Philadelphia Inquirer, Sept. 5, . · budget would upport an active· someone's opinion. It is his/bez own 1993 riders." young Jackson fans he's a duty force of 875,000 personnel. " ... /' m one of the pe;ple who -Elmer Smith, The Philadelphia iudllement of a situation and does mythical, genderless, freaky Although such a force would not didn't take the rumors about ~ not speak for everyone at the icon who can do no wrong ... OK, newspaper. no crimiNJlity, bUI a grown man On Bosnia... The Review has always had the holding pajama parties with reputation of being liberal Greek­ yoUIIg buys is sure smarmy. And " .. .The Clinton Administration haters who sometimes print articles ·· it should have sent up red is right to want to see Europe that border on racism. All of these fliJgs." iaA:e more responsibility for its accusations may be correct and , · -Sandy Grady, The own security in the post·cold A UNIQUE APPROACH TO MEDICAL STUDIES stories have appeared in the paper ''Philadelphia Daily News, Aug. war world. But it must resist that wo.uld lead readers to believe . 31,1993 having its healthy commitment them true. to multilateralism result in the However, these criticisms usually use of American troops to MEDICAL stem from columns in the Editorial On Somalia ... enforce an agreement that goes SCHOLARS page. So when you read the paper, against America's own policy remember that I may love the Greek preferences and PROGRAM ·:" ... Washington must press principles ... Sending tens of system but Jeff Pearlman hates the . 'harder for the U.N. to get \MSP)MC . organized in Somalia. But in this thousands of U.S. troops to way they act. enforce such a dubious plan in Two different opinions, one . grave MW world, that s going to '15 Bosnia would set a dangerous ; take more time. which is why This Program unifies college. medical school and paper. precedenl for other enforcement Even when we write a staff [Les] Aspin set goals instead of actions around the world." residency years by integ~ating liberal arts. scienc~. editorial it is imponant to note that deadlines. With thousands of -New York Times, Sept. 2,1993 and professional studies across both institutio!'s­ we are a democracy at the paper. blameless lives in the balance, outcome matters more than The majority always wins out in the The University of Delaware and Jefferson Med1cal speed." On smoking ••• end. So the conservatives on the -USA Today, Sept. 1·, 1993 College of Thomas Jefferson University. staff usually loose out, hence the On the generation gap ... " .. . The decision to send the liberal image. smofcers to the exit sigi'IS was the • Education designed to meet society"s Maybe if more young Eng.lisb right one, especially since all majors were leaning to the ngbt " ... it doesn't feel like a gap­ changing health care demands more like a wide, aching, angry public buildings are sure to things would be different. But for follow the SatM path in the near • Op.en to students of all majors ·now, Chaucer and Conservatism chasm. You know wha(l'm talking about. Baby boomers future ...Jt' s inevitable. Smokers • Begins with Freshman Interest Group don't go hand in band. versus baby busters. are destined to be exiled to the To conclude I offer little advice, Thirtysomethings versus outdoors and the privacy of read The Review , read my column, I twentysomethinss. The four their . own homes .. . the would appreciate both. Beatles versus the ten thousand advanlages of clearing buildings For information. please contact: And if you disagree with Maniocs .. .ln other words, while of smokers far outweight those something, pick up a pc-.n and paper we may be proud of how hard of letting smoker.s puff in Prof. John D . Engel. Director. MSP •and write what is called a letter to we have worked to get where we public." Center for Science & Culture the Editor. You will realize the same are, they are·not impressed. -College Heights Herald, Aug. 26,1993 28 West Delaware Avenue lltJ'CDgtb thall do every week. They don • t em11late o11r 831-8195 fanatacism about work and the Rob Wherry is an editorial me.uau.. f we 11ive of it.v doumnist of The R;evtew • . i ,. A20 • THE REVIEW. September 7, 1993

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BEAVIS ANd BUTT~HEAD HEy ASSMUNcH, THis ARTiClE AbOUT US sucks . . . HuH,HuH BY LIZ IARDARO don't take it too seriously." fetltutesftlla Inspired by kids he knew when he was in high school, Perhaps it all staned with the work of William Beavis and Butt-Head are the brainchildren of creator Shakespeare, woo introduced the waid to characlers Mike Judge. like Falstaff in Henry IV Part I, or Bottom in A Judge, who is also the voice behind the two horny Midsummer Night's Dream, for these were the hyenas, gets a little help from writer Dave Fe! too. Together, characters that played the fools. But these were also they Jm!uce stuff like "Frog Baseball" and phil~y like the characlels that told no lies about hwnan narure. "I doo'tlike SlUff that sucks." Many cauuries and one cable televisioo stalioo later, But the folks at MTV say Beavis and Butt-Head are the world is mce again introduced to two characters much more than that now known as geeks rather than fools, who "Beavis and Butt-Head think alike, laugh alike, bang constantly, and ultimately speak the truth about their heads in unison while playing the air guitar and human nature (as well as human orifices). These replace complete sentences with riffs from favorite nmes are two fools that grace the airways with an such as "Smoke oo the Water," they say. wunistakable laugh and a ~bescent baritone Not to mention politically incorrect, easily amused, diction. lacking in motivatioo, depth, and "of cowse, girlfriends." Huh-huh, huh-huh, she said "dick,H huh-huh. "Yeah, sometimes I get morning wood in rhe /are Fn!er Beavis and Butt-Head, the most JlOill]ar MIV afternoon. Huh-huh, huh-huh, huh-huh." vee-jays sin:e Martha Quinn and JJ. Jacksoo. The two Like their animated predecessors Ban Simpson, who animated adolescents who have weaseled their way into started out on another show before going solo, and Ren and the homes and ·hearts of America's youth. The two Stimpy, who started out oo Nickelodeoo. Beavis and Butt­ metalheads who know what's cool, and what sucks. and Head came to power oo MTV's Liquid Televisioo one year are not afraid to share their knowledge with the world ago and so far have headbanged their way to success with The same two anti-social cartoon characters that have the many episodes MrV created for them. Walt Disney turning over in his ice-rox. The show, which airs at 7 pm. and II pm~ originally In letting tbemselVes be·publicly criticized'by a:aeation· debuted on its own roc two weeks in March, and then made of their OMJ, MrV has created two perscnalities that speak a whopping.comeback in May. to audiences of all ages (whether they like it or not), Last month, the network granted some eager and some iocluding univer.;ity students. not-so-eager viewers the chance to see almost all the "Yeah, college music sucks, huh-huh," episodes during a Beavis and Bun-Head "Mcronalhon." "Settle down, Beavis." Thursday night, the two chaps appeared on screen Their show is popular among students because gargantuan size a1 the MTV Video Music Awards, in "everything they say is funny as hell." says Jon Ansoo, a which Beavis leaped onto the screen screeching "Fire, fire, WVUD dee-jay who admits to being a university senior fire," and then proceeded to bum the butt of the MTV looger than he can remember. mooo-man ai.vard. "They say what a lot of people have in their head," says "She said 'butt,' huh-huh," · Anson, who watches the show often. "People relate to But wait, there's more. Entertainment Weekly tlrnl." recently repated that the champioos of charmel surfing Well, not everybody"' ('This sucks, change it.") have had offers for several "I doo't like them," says senia- Wendy CUtler. '"'rey're feature films as well as a possible record deal. obnoxious. And their laugh is kind ct anooying." And without wasting a momeru 10 capitalize m the Senior Nancy Demiani says she doesn't quite know situation, Beavis and Butt-Heal puaphemalia have been why she likes them, but says, "They're funny, they installed in local shopping malls. so that you too, can be. make me laugh." '1luh-buh, cool.'' Junia- Michael Lewis says he understands why "fhey completely blow out of here," says Bill Walton, peqlle, ilx:luding university students, relate 10 assistant manager at Spencer's in Christiana Mall, where the antics of Beavis and Butt-Head. they carry T -shins, bumper stickers, keychains and other "I watch it all the time. I just think they're items featuring Butt-Heal's gwnmy smile and Beavis' side crazy," says Lewis. "They do,a lot of SlUff people trOfile. dal't see on T.V." Waltoo says-the sure has a han1 time keeping the stuff Which acanling to MTV, includes "watching bad in stock because it sells so fast T.V. shows, going on a rampage of the local mall with a Amoog the most popular coosumers, he says, are both neighbor's credit card, traveling to Mexico to buy males and females between the ages of 12 and 20. fireworts. wreaking havoc a1 the drive-thru wimow of a Walton adds .that come next mon!h, Beavis and Bun­ local 'Burger World,' and attending emiching events such Head "big rubber mask-s.'' will be available for a as the 'All ..Star Monster'I'ra:tor Trasha!hon." Halloween headbanging extravaganza. so now we can all "That was cool, huh-huh." look .like we know what sucks and what doesn 'L Lewis says his three young ne(ilews aren't allowed to Which, without doubt, would be cool. Huh-huh, huh­ watch the half-hour show because the language and octioos huh, huh-huh, huh-huh, huh-huh. . Jruh-huh. of Beavis and Butt-Heal coold be influential. 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Emergency on Planet Earth really great to dail;:e to. Jamiroquai And to show he is more than a Columbia preachy maniac using his talents only 10 Grade: A promote his wocked beliefs, Jamiroquai throws in a couple instrumental tracks !D'CLENN!e\'IN which are as funky as anything you 'U ~ ever hear. Disco sucks. Coming from a country where Sisler Death Before Disco. Sledge's We Are Family reached Well, a young Brit called Jamiroquai nwnber one and Abba experienced an has 900lCihing to say about that. untimely revival, there is no question Emerging from the London bell­ Jamiroquai is setting the stage for things bottom, platform shoes, loog-beaded­ to come. The demand for the whole hair-paned-in-the-middle club scene 70's disco sowld is no secret. comes Jamiroquai with a mission to Emergency on Planet Earth is ·revive tbe 70's look and sound. defmitcly ahead of it's time_ Or behird. And whether you like it or not, A perfect combinatioo of the disco . lbn'IIID denying he's sua:eediJJ8. sowld with a 90's twist AIXl he's using His fint release, Emergency on live instruments for those of you Planet Earth, combines the classic With ultra-funky, ultra- disco beats, and ultra-psychodelic liner notes, British vocalist jamiroquai works to revive the 70's look and sound. opposed to the whole synthetic Seal­ disco. sound with 90's funk, soul, jazz type artificial music. IIXl a dash of J'CIPC· Learn (Digeridoo), warns of the danceable music Jamiroquai and his promises but rarely dD rheyfud us 1put If you do take the time to listen to the So dig in your parent's closet and trOximity of armageddon and only we ll1ll!Cians are playing. Yet somrllow he our bacJ:s against lhe wall/ or don't wt lyrics, Jamiroquai is obviously urging Jamiroqual'l Stevie Wonder-esqe ftoo those beJJ ~ . Java lamps and able to make statement still be COWII all," he at end Too his IOUifu1 vocall - 10 fit perfectly with are the ones who can change our is a and at raps the of revolution through music . Abba records. the oriJlnal combination of music chikftn'sdestinies. exlnD'dinlriy entc:naining at tbe same YO&UigtoDie. In Revolution 1993, he says, 'Cause just when you thought the .,.. Actually, ane cl the II'IICb tr.nd ro time. There exisiS a son of flowing rbylhm "Sometimes I think music is rhe only unthinkable wwld never happen. .. be a little preachy, but only when "Butlolely stalely govtmmeflls and In his singing rivaled by only lhetophip hope we haveforrevolwion." 'lbe lint track, Wlw11 YOM GoftiiiJ I' contru.ted to the upbeat, altogether disillusioned koders I so full of empty lxlp a- soo1 perfamers. But that doesn't change the fact it's •I I ~. . ··- ....

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,, j I I I September 7, 1993 • THE RMEW• 83 Hollywood's dino-myte summer of '93 Two flicks lost in the Jurass~c Park, The Firm, In The Line of Fire, The Fugitive shine; .. I Ah-nold~ Aykroyd, Whoopi and Mel Brooks get burnt from the heat . .hoopla BY GLENN SLAVIN fnterrainmenr Ediror I was sitting in a smokey bar in New York City, nursing a pint of Black and Tan, when my friend and I got to discussing some recent movies we've seen. We decided only two of them were really outstanding. The best two movies you' ve probably never seen. Kenneth Branagh' s version of Much Ado About Nothing and Woody Allen's Manhattan Murder Mystery. Then the conversation took a weird, borderline intellectual, tum. I ordered another pint. For about an hour and a half we discussed the similarities between the works of Shakespeare and Woody Allen. Many aspects were touched (Clockwise from top) Woody Allen lit it up in the Annie Hall-esqe Manhattan upon but the gist of it, the Cliff's Notes version, is that Murder Mystery; Harrison Ford ran amuk in The Fugitive; Kate Beckinsdale both authors explored the and Robert Sean Leonard sizzled in Much Ado About Nothing; Angela · fundamental questions of life . Bassen rocked as Tina Turner in What's Love Got To Do With It. and were able to express their philosophical inquiries through their work. As well, both authon BY GLENN SLAVIN gratuitous nude scenes. movies which had you shrug your purely entertain their Enrerrainmenr Edilor This was a summer of shoulders and just wonder, audiences. It's September and we can all s urprises and major league "Why?" At this point in the heated take a deep breath. upsets. Leading off the Heading this category was conversation, our waiter was Summer's over and so is the disappointments was Robin Tom and Jerry: The Movie, A purposely avoiding our table. summer movie stress and hype. Hood: Men in Tights. Mel feature length cartoon featuring Didn't know much about The With an average of four films Brooks recycled all the lines and two characters whose only form Bard, I imagine. opening a week, deciding which gags which worked for him so of communication is dropping But it's nice to see there one to drop your $7.50 (over $10 well over the years. anvils and other assorted still are some intelligent with popcorn) into became an It may be good to be the king, implements of destruction on movies being made. arduous task. but not when you're Stephen. each·others heads. Weren't Tom The Fugitl~e was good, but Here's the scoop plain and The era of The Shining and and Jerry mute? let's face it, strictly mindless simple: Jurassic Park won, Last Christine are over. Needful Rookie of the Year, My entertainment. Action Hero lost. Things turned out to be a Boyfriend's Back, Hocus Pocus Branagh, known as the new Jurassic Park, one of two testament to mediocrity. King and The Meteor Man will all Olivier in some circles, Michael Crichton books put to should start having more say on end up in the bargain bin at your created a wonderful adaptation the big screen this summer, how his stories translate to the local video store. ·A few ugly of Much Ado. checked in second after E. T. on big screen. Fraser Heston's warts on the ass of an otherwise The film was funny, the all-time highest grossing adaptation was nothing more than impressive Hollywood season. brilliantly directed and movie list. An impressive feat if a typical slasher flick. In the summer of 1,001 featured incredible acting . you think of E.T.'s success as Trying to cash in on the movies, there was ceratinly more Michael Keaton and Denzel elusive as batting .400 in Wayne's World success, than enough to choose from. Washington, Branagh and baseball. But if anyone will Saturday Night Live producers Free Willy, in the spirit of Emma Thompson were superb. break the record, it will be brought The Coneheads to the Lassie and Flipper, inspired The same applies to Speilberg himself. big screen. Even with Dan countless youth to line up at the Manhattan Murder Mystery. Schwarzenegger's much Aykroyd and Jane Curtin local pet store looking to buy his With Diane Keaton, anticipated Last Action Hero returning to their late '70's roles, very own killer whale. Manhattan Murder Mystery proved to be, like the Burger The Coneheads should have Similarly, Son-in-Law had reminisced Annie Hall, King merchandising campaign, a remained in syndication as eight many college woman looking to arguably the best movie in the dino-sized flop. minute sketches. What' s next? wed their very own weirdo. past 20 years, in terms of Then there were the movies in We're Two Wild And Crazy But along with all those comedy and wit. between, the lot that either Czechoslovakian Brothers: The disasters came a few unexpected Our conversation got a little surprised or disappointed movie­ Movie? shining stars. What's Love Got out of control. We talked goers. Also trying to capitalize from to Do with It and Sleepless in about how both Shakespeare The Fugitive always had the Saturday Night Live came Mike Seattle turned out to be the and Woody have their share of inborn makings of a blockbuster; Meyers in So I Married and Axe sleeper hits of the summer. comedies, tragedies and a huge star and widespread Murderer . This film was Over the course of the histories and generally over­ appeal. And with Tommy Lee completely inane and irreverent, summer, America witnessed paralleled their careers. Jones, Hollywood's all-purpose with Mike Meyers overdoing the Woody Allen return to his The bottom line, I imagine, sardonic villain, The Fugitive cutesy boyfriend bit. However, comedic r'oots in Manhattan is more people should take left audiences winded with the film left a few questions. Murder Mystery and got a taste advantage of seeing these excitement. Certainly one of the What the hell is Haggis anyway? of culture through Kenneth intelligent and cultural flicks. most solid movies of the summer. And who was that big headed kid Branagh 's Much Ado About By the end of : the Also in the category of solid,. who always sat in the way of the Nothing. conversation, we kind of. sat so falls In The Line Of Fire and T.V.? The sequel will probably Yet in the same summer, back and reflected on what The Firm. Clint Eastwood and be able to answer those. America had to suffer through just happened. We usually Tom Cruise performed Speaking of sequels, unlike Made in America and Life with discuss the sogginess factor of outstandingly backed by two previous summer seasons there Mikey. various cereals. impressive scripts. really weren't any major ones. It has been that kind of up and Not only were those movies Rising Sun, the other Michael Weekend at Bernie's II and down season. fabulously entertaining, but I Crichton novel-turned-film, had Another Stakeout arrived and And it looks like some of the was able to use them to sound the potential for greatness but we can all sleep better at night stress and overbearing hype is almost intelligent for one of impressed neither critics nor knowing the fate of those going to ooze a little into the fall the few times in my college audiences. Kudos to director characters left hanging at the end season. career. Philip Kaufman who deserves of the originals. Hint: Bernie But let's not hold our breath in Even though our waiter was more credit than he was given dies. antic1pauon of too much VISibly un1mpresseo. especially for his unabashed And then there were the excitement. Vote, go to war, but get out of the liquor store

BY KYLE MILW!J According to the law, which went the door, so we've done everything SU.ff Reporlet into effect in 1935, anyone under the we can to forewarn them," A freshman in his ftrst week at the age of 21 who "enters or remains in a Townsend says. university sees several eye-catching tavern, taproom, or package store, or Diane, a senior from Maryland neon beer signs through the windows while therein has on his person at who asked her name be withheld, of a liquor store close to campus. any time alcoholic liquors, shall be was arrested several months ago for He thinks of what a cool f'med." illegally entering a liquor store. She common occurrence. decoration the signs could make for The amount of the fme is subject says she had no idea the law existed. "I witnessed 12 people in one his dorm room and wants to fmd out to the court, and the ftnes can vary "When the undercover cop said I night get arrested for entering our more about them. from case to case, according to the was under arrest for illegal entry I store," he says. And so it went for senior Neel Alderman •s Court in Newark. honestly thought he was joking," she He adds that a majority of the Motiwhlain 1990. Motiwala says, "The law is says. arrests in the store, about 85 percent, "I walked in and asked the owner ridiculous and if they are going to She says she tried to explain to the are due to underage entry and not if any were for sale," says Motiwala. enforce it the least they can do is officer that she had never heard of false identification. He says that after he was rejected, inform incoming students," he says. this law, but that her plea was to no "One kid was just buying a bag of he left the store. He says he could not believe he avail. chips and boom, he's arrested," he "Before I made it to my car two received a ticket for his actions back "As I was being fingerprinted I says. "I really feel sorry for people guys pulled me· aside and asked me in his freshman year. realized it was no joke at all," she like that." how old I was," he says. "I told them . "After the cops found out I was says. Wendy, a senior who also I was 18 and they said it was illegal underage they asked me whal I was Diane, who sought legal requested anonymity, says she was for people under 21 to enter a liquor doing there," he says, "so I told assistance on the matter, says she has also unaware of the law and that she store." them." never had any.thing on her record, . resents paying a fmc for just standing LAW . Motiwala, originally from New "The cops looked like they didn't until now. in a liquor store. A8lOLUT Jersey, says he told the cops he was believe me so I told them to go in "It's going to cost me big bucks, "I was with a friend and the only in." people are fined who enter without unaware of the law, but they gave and ask the owner. One cop went in but I will do whatever it takes to reason I went in the store was to help "Okay, if I was trying to purchase the intention of purchasing alcohol." him a ticket anyway. and even though the owner keep my record totally clean. carry the stuff," she says. alcohol I could understand my arrest, Wendy agrees with Motiwala and Being ticketed for underage entry confirmed that I was just asking "I don't care so much about "I pay for my own tuition and the but I was just standing there," she says, "'They should throw out: all the into Delaware liquor stores is a about the beer signs, they proceeded paying a ftne but I think it's awful last thing I need is to be paying fmes says. 'big words and put up signs In each recurring incident that many to give me a damn ticket," he says. that when I go for a job I'm going to for some stupid law," she says. Public Safety Investigator Dave dorm simply saying it's illegal to university studerns have experienced Newark Police Captain Charles J. have to say that I have a record for "We have rapists walking around Heckman says the law has a good enter a liquor store if you're under in past years. Townsend says the police force has walking into a liquor store," she and all sons of crimes to deal with," side and a bad side. 21. Delaware law states It Is illegal informed students of the law. says. she says, "and these cops are "It serves it's purpose for those "That would save a lot of students for people under 21 yean of age to "I think although some students According to a Newark liquor standing at the door of a liquor store who enter with the sole purpose of from whal I had to deal with." step foot into a liquor store. · claim ignorance, the law is posted m store employee, the arrests are a waiting for underage people to walk purchasing alcohol. It's wrong when 84 • THE RMEW • September 7, 1993

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The Review, Volume 120, Number 1 September 7, 1993 • i< 'i Williams scores four in 62-point assaul~1 • BY RON PORTER and pulled two out of the on the burners. He left sideline. The gap D ifJ h r: 0 son an ry s tne Sports Editor air to tie a Delaware screamed 75 yards up the quickly closed, and uo 0 0 nSOf!:: J hn d F h Sophomore halfback record for most left sideline leaving Williams slowed up to d B • ' • d . Pat Williams took a trip touchdowns scored in a everyone else with a look for an option. an TOWn back in time Saturday. game perfect view of the huge He darted to the ln, Opening - ay A journey that took him "It. kind of reminds me 29 on the back of his opposite sideline as /eave Lehigh • f L h • h to the football fields of of high school," said jersey. Lehigh defenders fell 0 0 d1 rubb tng :0 e tg ~~~~fw~~:s~e ~g~i:i~ ~~~~·s · ;~~~~;g~. ~~~ WiTtra:s~~~~~:s~~~~ ~~:~~~ngh~':\~:~:~nf~h breathleSS gridiron career. touchdowns is the most I His record-setting day behind by William's BY MEGAN MCDEBMOU ~ Williams scored four ever had in high school." was highlighted by a cleats. Sports Editor ..::_ touchdowns in three Senior halfback Lanue second quarter scamper Followed by spread end different games to lead the Johnson got the Hens on that made the Lehigh (0-1) Kei ta Malloy, who had One and a half minutes intp le Dragons to an 11-0 record the board first, convening defense look like an ·taken the role as a blocker, football game Saturday, stn~r and an eventual state the third play of elementary school flag Williams sprinted into the halfback Lanue Johnson took t)~ championship. Delaware's opening drive football team. endzone to put the Hens handoff from senior quarterb~)c Now as a sophomore into a touchdown. Senior quarterback (1-0) up 28-7 with 6:23 Dale Fry for an almost unhinde~ halfback for the Hens, The Hens were on their Dale Fry set behind center left in the quaner. 75-yard touchdown run, setting Ike Williams is working his own 25 yard line when Greg Peden and barked Following an Engineer tone for Delaware's 62-21 bash~ magic again. senior quarterback Dale out the signals. Then he touchdown, Fry connected of Lehigh. . ,; In Delaware's 62-21 Fry faked a pitch to the dropped back and pitched with Williams again. Johnson accumulated 106 yaftls rout of Lehigh at right and handed off to to Williams. This time the all- against the Engineers, including o Delaware Stadium, Johnson. Williams then broke off purpose halfback caught a more touchdown runs. Williams scored two Johnson then swept off the left tackle and ran "I felt real good," said Johnson-'t)f touchdowns on the ground the left guard and turned towards a hole near the his frrst touchdown. '- Delaware Coach Tubby Raym d said he had a different reaction~"to Johnson's early run. • ··.., "It was frightening," said Raymond, "because I thought, •N6w everyone's gonna go to sleep.' btlt that wasn't the case." ·; It certainly wasn't. ..t; The Hens scored thi;e unanswered touchdowns to make Uie score 21-0, and scored three morc,;in less than a minute of the secoDd quarter. - :::: "I think our offense played :be!!er than I expected," said Raymo¢!!. "They played very well for any tinle of the year, let alone the opener . " ·~: A key to Delaware's offeps]llfe success was junior fullback DaP)'I Brown, the Hens' leading rush ~ r ~t season. , --: Although Brown didn't sco~.l!is

THE Rl'\i'IN.I /Woltm 124 yards rushing helped the H~s THE REVIEW /Walter M. Eberz , . junior fullback Daryl Brown barrelled for 124 yard on Saturday • Senior spread end Keita Malloy moves through a hole created by the offensive line. see DUO pi(ge 6 I ) BY RON PORTER How could Fry get in the game the Hen defense will have ri'•s Sports Editor with this guy on the team? hands full. From the sideline to the Media Day: August 15, 1993. He couldn't. Unless the score Led by All-American Senior quarterback Dale Fry is­ was Hens 60 opponent zero in the defensive end Matt Morrill, the throwing passes to a television fourth quarter. But Fry knew his front line will do it's best to stop sports anchor while a cameraman day would come. t-he penetration of opponents' limelight, Dale Fry has stepped records his every move. That day was Nov. 9, 1991. backs. ... "This is a nice field," the Fry, a sophomore, started against "We haven't really had , anchor says trying to stimulate UConn for an injured Vergantino, good of a camp becaus~ · _ up to assume the role qf any kind of conversation. and proved to all that he was the sickness and injuries," said- ,~ "It's all right," Fry replies. quarterback of the future. He captain Morrill. "That wa ~- Most would be nervous and threw for 129 yards highlighted because we haven't really . uncertain in front of a camera, by a 53-yard scoring pass to everyone playing together an .. starting quarterback yet Fry threw with characteristic spread end Keita Malloy who was the continuity isn't there." accuracy and coolness - never floating down the left sideline. Guarding air attacks will be thinking twice about his new Now after sitting patiently in the defense's biggest weakness. found fame. the shadow of Vergantino it's The graduation of All­ Fry was raised in Middletown, time for Fry to take the snaps, American free safety Warren a placethat is about as noisy and bark out the assignments and lead Mcintire and strong safety Brian busy as the library on a Friday a Hen team that is loaded with Quigg and cornerback Tim night. offensive power. Jacobs to the NFL, have But while living in Returning spread ends Malloy weakened a once strong Middletown, Fry made some and Dan Cooper will most likely secondary. noise of his own. act as moving targets for Fry Senior co-captain Scott Acker In high school he excelled in when the call comes from the will lead the secondary with the baseball and football, eventually sideline to pass. help of strong safety John falling in love with the latter. Malloy returned this year after Fileppo whose 4.6 second speed "I'm the youngest of seven being suspended from the team in the 40-yard dash will be a kids," said Fry, ''so I became due to an on-campus incident. welcome replacement for Brian accustomed to being beat around Cooper comes back after pulling Quigg. by my older brothers. Football down 50 receptions last season, After a day of pictures and iust ·seemed like the best choice." tile third hiszhest total in Hen thousands of ouestions from the .t'ry received All-State honors history . media, the other players made in both sports, but earned a "When you look at Malloy and their way off the field but Fry reputation as a strong passer at Cooper you're looking at the best still remained, surrounded by quarterback. receivers in the Yankee reporters. "He's a strikingly physical Conference," said Malloy. "Dale, how do feel with all kid," said Coach Tubby But when the receivers are these people looking for you for Raymond. "He was the guy in blanketed by defenders, Fry can the answers?" asked a reporter. high school who did everything." always count on the Delaware "Now I know how Bill felt," When high school ended Fry backfield of Daryl Brown and Fry said. originally had signed a letter of Lanue Johnson to rumble and Hen Notes:The Delaware intent with Towson State tumble for each yard. football team is still looking for University, but declined and Last year Brown and Johnson people to try out for the '93 team. chose Delaware instead. combined for 1,981 yards on the anyone interested should contact "I chose Delaware so that I ground, that's approximately the Sports Medicine Department could play in front of the 19.8 football fields. With the to make an appointment to gat a hometown crowd," said Fry. graduation of Vergantino who physical. All males are asked to But there was one problem. was third in rushing behind the contact the department as soon as A 6-foot, 196-pound, all­ two backs, the duo can expect to possible. everything, give-me-the-ball-1'11- see more of the pigskin and a lot The Hens battle William & score, run, run, run quarterback more of the endzone. Mary at home this Saturday at THE REVIEW I Maximlllian Gretsch by the name of Bill Vergantino. On the other side of the ball, Delaware Stadium. Senior Dale Fry looks for running room in Saturday's victory over Lehigh University. ~ Let me paint this picture of a shot that was just gobbled up by a a basket, and proceeded to casually phrase" sit down" astheywalk off the blazing hot summer night, six or seven center who saw him coming from half run back on defense feeling good coun holding their heads down and For the On people shooting around, and a pack of court. about my performance. As I looked their jock in one hand. Sports mysterious headlights pulling up in When I entered the University of up, I saw the Spalding leather So, after all this e1tperience I have the parlc.ing lot below. Delaware, my theories were only basketball we were using sailing over polished my skills to the point where love of the By Rob First rule, when they get out of the strengthened . my head and a skinny grandfather in nobody can tell how good I can play Wherry car, stare at their feet. A good park Lunch time at Carpenter Sports grey wrinkled gym shorts on the when I approach the coun. But, since player has their worn leathers on, Building holds some of the most receiving end. He dumped in a two­ I'm getting old I feel it is time to sport because everyone knows pavement competitive games on campus, but handed lay-up straight out of Hoosiers reveal my secrets so that some other grinds its teeth on brand new Nikes. what sets them apart from the typical and ran back as fast as he had come scrawny, red-haired youngster can DRQBWNEMY free-throws or practice lay-ups. It And the socks should be pushed down game is that the majority of players down. avoid the embarrassment I have lived !Uirffeporter seems pretty crazy to me now. around the ankles, to the point they are JrOfessors. "Cherry picker" I defiantly yelled through. Basketball. Those days have passed, and almost look droopy. The ultimate I ask you, would you think a aging down the coun at his sweaty backside. Step one. Sit in the grass off to the The word brings a cenain passion twenty years along with them, so I playground player uses a clever chemistry professor with a grey beard, I felt better, but he had still scored and side and watch the game in progress, 10 mind. It is the game I love to play, think I'm pretty much an authority on disguise to hide his skills, and waits black Chuck Taylor sneakers, and probably wore a grin to match. ·that way you can judge how good the to watch, to read about. I can basketball in this small college town. ,. until game time to showcase what socks up to his knees can play ball? The lunch time crew at Carpenter competition is before they see you remember being six-years-old, staring I honed my skills at the Fairfield he/she has got. Step out on the coun, I dare you. doesn't care what they look like, they shoot the bal l. at a basketball court submerged under courts west of the Towers. It was there A person who wears new S 125 Air If you muster up the courage, string just love to play. And that is what Step Two. Call next game, you do a couple of inches of snow and my I learned not only to play, but most Jordans, a nice warm-up suit, and up your shoes tight and be prepared to makes them dangerous. Unassuming want to play don't you? father next to me, shovel in hand. We importantly, learned how to judge the looks "pretty" usually wound up run, and run, and run. youngsters think they can pull an easy would clear enough snow to shoot people I'm about 10 play. running into the bushes chasing his I tried a few times, and even scored first game, and wind up hearing the In the intense heat of the. Carpenter Sports Building, the defending NAC champions suffered an opening game loss BY SAM HAUFF blockers. most kills and digs with 5 and 15 player,. so everyone need's' to Ass isr~nt Spom Editor "That's the most frustrating respectively, and junior Kate contribute in an equal way." The Delaware women's thing for a middle blocker - Nieradka each made saves during The H.ens lost four strqng volleyball team, coming off their when you'r~ reaching so high and a long rally to win back service. seniors from last year's squad, but first North Atlantic Conference they just dink it right over the In the last game, with Viera said with a little tim~ t)le championship season, was swept middle block," said Hens junior Maryland leading 14-3, the Hens new players should make up•.for by Maryland Wednesday in a Jennifer Stock. "They really got fought back through many that. · packed Carpenter Sports us on that today." sideouts and capitalized -on the "Talent-wise we lost a lbt," , Building. Delaware (28-18,6-2 NAC last Terrapins' mishits to gain two said Viera, "but I think we lost The fast-paced match ended season) called a timeout at 2-7 in more f)Oints. more in experience. I think talimt­ 15-5, 15-3, 15-5. But the Blue the first game and came back with "Al ~ hough we need to work on wise we can make up for wh t we Hens are the preseason favorites an aggressive kill by Stock to a coord~· ating our defense, I think lost." ! after being picked as the top team stunned Maryland. But the we di lhat at the end. It's there," Delaware traveled to Navy this by the 1993 N AC Preseason Terrapins quickly regained their said Vera1 . weekend for a tournament. ' Coaches Poll. composure when senior Nicole Maryland Coach Janice Kruger The Hens beat St. Francis 3-0 "The biggest thing we need to Lantagne made a diving save off said, "We've been practicing pre­ (15 -5, 15-7, 15-4) and lost to work on is our defense," said a Hens spike. season since August 16 and we've Temple (14-16, 12-15, 15-8, 2- Delaware Coach Barbara Viera. "At the timeout, I was trying to been waiting for this and wanting 15) and Navy (11-15, 10-15, 15- "I feel we're not moving to the get them to settle down and to , something other than practice. We 8, 13-15). ball enough on defens. We're sort play their own game," said Viera. know our skills down pat." In spite of the shaky beginning, of just watching the ball." "I was disappointed in their Despite the crushing outcome, Viera has confidence in the team. Maryland (24-9, 5-2 Atlantic serving. There was only one ace the Hens are hopeful for the rest "Even though we got off to a 1- Coast Conference last season) and 10 errors. They should at of the season. 3 start, I think we're going to have didn't sweat it in the gym's least be the same." "I think our strength will be a very positive year," said Viera. excruciating heat as they ran off The loudest outburst of that we'll be very strong as a Tonight Delaware travels to THE RMEW {IN.Jtrs M. Eberz with the first game using attacks applause for Delaware came when team," said Viera. "We really Bucknell for a 7:00 match. :Ot;_spite a 1·3 start the Hens hope to repeat last year's NAC like dinking the ball over the senior Liz Herman, who had the don't have a strong outstanding ·Championship performance. l.}efense keys women's win Men•s Soccer Tournament ~y ME RED!!~ Gl,AZAR us from scoring," said Loyola Poll, has ten freshmen and only Shtant Sports Eitor Coach Amy Freeman . "We just one senior on their roster this Results :Six starting freshmen helped didn't go to the ball enough." year. 'lead-the Delaware women's soccer Freeman said that she didn't Grzenda feels the team' s youth The Delaware Men's tteAm to a 3-1 win over Loyola· consider Delaware to be one of will be an advantage. "We're a Soccerteam wCII11·1 in a Jlliliois at the Delaware Field their tougher opponents. "This young team and will only get toomarnent at Mt. SL Mary's this S$daytin their first game of the was supposed to be a win for us." better once they've been playing weekend. · season. Delaware (5-11-1, 0-4 North together longer." 'Hens freshman midfielder Beth Atlantic Conference last season) Delaware plays their next game The Hens lost the fi!St game 3-() Hiroke open the scoring in the took back the lead 14 minutes Wednesday at home against to the University of se d half. later on a penalty kick by Lafayette at 3:30. RichmondSaturday. ' 11 picked up a long pass from returning top-scoring junior Krlsty Delaware took 13 shots on goal th~fense and had a clear path to Hendrickson who was fouled by will their defense held Loyola to Sunday, Delaware beat the th oal . She dribbled the ball Loyola's defense. only one. The defense really made University of Maryland Eastern d field and drove it past The Hens' win was sealed with a big difference in save, where the S~e~.Go&swere~by ·fr man goalkeeper Chantelle a goal by freshman forward Hens goalie, Kulp didn't have to Andy Bullard, J.C. Finzio, Todd Fellenbaum andMike Nash. Nash Y~ who made seven saves· in the Deborah Flowers with under three stop any shots because there were zero shots at her. Loyolas goalie, had a hat trick, the flfst for the D~are-dominated first half. minutes left in the game. Hens since October, 1990. ; ~ e game was tied quickly "Last year I thought we · didn't Chantelle Yost from Rockford Ill, w~ the Ramblers scored three have enough desire to win. This had only_ nine saves letting in Nash and Dan Schultz were given m1~ tes later against freshman year the players really warit it," three goals. all-tournament awards. gqJ!keeper Melissa Kulp. The said cocaptain Hendrickson. She Kristy Hedrickson is now g was the only shot in the game added that the new players make second on the UD career scoring The weekend series was the first fofl oyola (2-16-11ast season). up for the talent that was lost. list with 26 points (9g, 8 assists). appearance of Marc Samonislcy as o think it was more our offense Del a ware, ranked fifth in the She trails Karen Roeber's 38 Delaware head coach. your tough defense that kept 1993 N AC Preseason Coaches points from 1990-91. 1 •gh captain Scott Acker. "When I found Acker. "We anticipated what they out it was only the second quarter I were going to do, where they were ens de£eat Lehl couldn't believe it." going to attack us." co ued from page 85 tossed a tight spiral leading Williams Such a ·potent offensive attack, The Hen secondary intercepted 33 fi!Td pass that was thrown with int~ the endzone. made it easy for Fry to get his first Lehigh · quarterbaci( >""-Scott t!hccuracy of an air-to-ground It was a waggle, and I guess the win as the Hens true starter. Semptimphelter fiver times, two by mi :ie. free safety was watching the receiver "There weren't enough balls to go Acker. But the engineers All- .Jlliams was tightly guarded by and I_v.:as wide open," said Williams around out there today," said Fry. American quarterback still managed an gineer defender for about three descnbmg the play. . , But the Delaware defense also to pile up 313 yard in the air in the y 5 before breaking into the open The Hens scored agam m the first helped gain the huge margin in losing effon. fiel& half as Lanue Johnson rumbled into points. "Coming into this ball game you about the 3o-yard line the e~dzone from the Engineer 1- In the first quarter and half of the saw a great performance by our w nams pulled away from his yard lme to _put Delaware ahead42-7 second, Lehigh didn 't cross the 50- offense," said Fry. "But you have to he ,.ess defender, as Fry_ whose be~?re halfume. . yard line once- due mostly to the keep in mind that's not the kind of 0~~ive~ line gave him enough time . I remem~r commg out for ~e heads up play from the Hen defense we will be playing against THE REVIEW / Wolter M. Eberx to ~ook at everybody on the field as k1ck-off whe~ 1t was,,42-7 and _asking secondary. week in and week out. We are happy Delaware unveiled a new member to its family Saturday_ The Blue Hen came wrapped in a blue and gold box and has been given the well_every one of the 14,007 fans _ what quarter 1t was, S31d sen1or co- "The film study helped us out a frwithm thheerew_.!n and will have to take it lot," said senior co-captain Scott 0 name "YoU Dee. • He was made in Atlanta by Real Characters Inc. t : .------~------1 WHEN YOU RIDE DRUNK. ONE MORE IDuo FOR THE ROAD CAl HAVE All ENTIRELY DIFFERENT MEAliNG. co~tin u e d from page 85 to ; their game total of 470 to J.Amjgh's four. ~e yardage also brought Brown within 59 yards of becoming the se~nd Delaware junior to reach the 2,000mark. 'But the Hens seemed afraid to be leased with their offensive

m glad we won." said Johnson. needed that to get a big start. I don't think our overall ance was that great." ow much was it credit to them how much did we just hurt lves?" said Lehigh Coach Hank S I. "At the same time I give D are a world of credit. They've goJ team speed and size." c~

mi}.Yr!!~ every shot ~!I!"·for about two minutes.· ~. pte Will give you no respect and Yvr. will already have an advantage. litep four. Don't talk, don't say a w;ct when you play. People who talk trash on the court are either good ~gh to be playing elsewhere or are pl~ i ng against my baby brother. In eitfcr case it should be avoided, but if 10111e guy refuses to stick to this rule, se~ up a good, hard, across-the-middle pi'*. When he gets up and picks out th4 gravel pieces embedded in his laJtes. he'll resporxl with a mumbled "~ ommy ," and usually thinks twice at:Jtut his performance on the court. _;Ibe point is that basketball players shfuld love to play, period. With all thO fashi on that has crept its way into , it is easy for youngsters to that they must have a $400 lver Get Somebody Total~ \Yastetl! obe to approach a game. get that. play with Intelligence - dation is a strona antage for lAKf fH[ K[YS . ·acre player. , and don't forget your shovel CAll A CAB . our father. You may need to the coun and you can never tell lAKf ASTANO . 5 . REVIEW SPORTS BY THE NUMBERS

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pelaware 62. Lehi~h 21 5 Loyola (Ill.) Home Lehigh 0 14 7 0 8 Lafayette Home Delaware 21 21 13 7 14 Loyola (Md.) 4:00pm Away 20 Mt. St. Mary's 3:30pm Home Del - L.Johnson 75-yard run (leo kick) 25 Hartford 2:OOpm Away Del. - P. Williams j-yard run (Leo kick) 26 Vermont 11 :OOam Away Del. - L. Johnson 13-yard run (Leo kick) Oct. 1 Villanova 3:30pm Away Leh. - Lookenbill 9-yard pass from Semptimphelter (Dyson 3 St. John's 2:00pm Home kick) 5 West Chester 3:30pm Away Del. - P. Williams 65-yard run (leo kick) 9 Maine 1:OOpm Home Del. - P. Williams 33-yard pass from Fry (Leo kickO 11 UMBC 3:30pm Home Hen Football Schedule Del. - L. johnson 1-yard run (Leo kick) 16 New Hamp. 11 :OOpm Home ! Leh. - Cecchini 9-yard pass from Semptimphelter (Dyson 18 Lehigh 3:30pm Home I~ Sept. 4 Lehigh (De 62-L 21) Home kick) 20 Rutgers 7:30pm Away 11 William & Mary 1:00pm Home Del. - P. Williams 41-yard passs from Fry (Leo kick) 23 St. Francis(Pa.)1 :OOpm Away 18 Rhode Island 1:00pm Away Del.- Coleman 7-yard run (kick failed) 26 Pennsylvania 3:00pm Home 25 West Chester 1:00pm Home Leh. - Rubin 25-yard pass from Semptimphelter (Dyson 28 LaSalle 2:30pm Home Oct. 2 Open Date ~~ . . 31 SUNY-Stobrk. 11 :OOam Home 9 james Madison 1:30pm Away Del.- Bailey 94-yard interception return (Leo kick) Nov. 6-14 NCAA Playoffs on Campus 16 Villanova 1:00pm Home Attendance 14,007 20-22 NCAA Finals on Campus 23 Massachusetts 1:00pm Away TEAM STATISTICS 30 Maine 1:00pm Home (Homecoming) Lehigh Delaware Nov. 6 Towson State 1:00pm Home First Downs 23 23 (Parents Day) by rushing 4 19 13 Richmond 1:00pm Home by passing 18 4 20 Northeastern 1 :OO£m Away by penalty 1 0 27 NCAA Playoffs 1st & 2nd ounds · Rushing att/yards 21-4 57-473 Dec. 11 NCAA Semifinals · Passing yards 424 136 18 NCAA Champ. Game at Marshall Univ. Comp/attp/int 40-75-5 5-7-0 Huntington, W.V. Punts/avg 6-47.2 5-38.8 Fumbles/lost 2-1 3-1 Penalties/yards 7-55 3-15 • all balded are Yankee Conference games Offensive plays 96 64 Total yards 428 609 Average gain per play 4.5 9.5 Fie . ~oc ey Sc ec u e Return yards 33 132 Jrd-down conver~ion~ 5-17 7-9 Sept. 9 Ursinus 3:00pm Home Time of possession 31:17 28:43 11 Maryland 1 :OOpm Away , .16 Pennsylvania 7:00pm Away INDIVIDUAL STATISTICS 18 LaSalle 1 :OOpm Home · RUSHING- Leh.- Davis 3 att., 9 yd; Mastropierro 1-6; 21 West Chester 3:00pm Home Lookenbill1-3. Del.- Brown 13-127; Johnson 8-106-3 28 Rutgers 3:00pm Home I. TDs; Williams 5-75-2 TDs; Hebron 8-60; Fry 6-60; Oct. 2 Boston U. 1:OOpm Home P. Coleman 4-38-1 TO. ) 3 Maine 1:OOpm Home 6 Princeton 3:00pm Home PASSING- Leh. - Semptimphelter 30 completions, 50 attempts, 313 yards, 4 interceptions, 3 TDs; Aylsworth 1 0- 9 Vermont 1:OOpm Away 25-111-1-0. Del. - Fry 5-6-136-0-2 TDs, Langan 0-1-0-0-0 14 Lehigh 3:30pm Away Hamlett 0-0-0-0-0, DrMartile 0-0-0-0-0. ' 20 Lafayette 3:00pm Away RECEIVING- Leh. - Rubin 13 receptions, 168 yds - 1 22 New Hamp. 3:30pm Away 10; Cecchini 6-63-1 TO; Lookenbill 6-45-1 TO; Davis 4- 24 Northeastern 1 :30pm Away 35; Butz 3-42; Klingerman 3-28. Del.- P. Williams 2-74-2 28 Drexel 3:00pm Home 1 TOs; Cooper 1-45; Fitzpatrick 1-10; Brown 1-7. 30 St. joesph s 11 :30am Home Nov! 2 Virginia 7:00pm C. Town

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Freshmen have always been sort scream. "No pictures!" little after birth? I don't ltnow, but Hobbes "Friends don't let Friends of clueless when it comes to college. The unpacking begins and every­ either way the youngsters seem to Beergoggle" T-shins. And don't for­ They still are. thing that could go wrong does. find a way to toss the lovely dinner get footwear such as Teva's and The Class of 1997 has arrived, Suitcases fall open exposing all that the fine people in dining ser­ Teva's, and did I mention Teva's? and it's not hard to recognize them. sorts of private belongings as every­ vices prepared for them. · Well, you get the point. It all starts on move-in day wnen one who could see them does. The next day you can see them As the members of this elite class they declare themselves independent Then mom starts cleaning. stumbling to get books or doing make their way to class, the only and free from the reign of parental "Mom you don't have to do that," other errands, questioning everyone way you can tell who they are is by guidance. the embarressed freshman says qui­ they see about where to go. Most the tools they bring. If any of you have sat back and etly, trying not to malte a scene. have maps in hand, others just wing Some have the traditional note­ just watched the new students move But the parents always have an it and hope for the best. boolts and pens, while others exploit in you ltnow what I'm tallting about. answer, and the cleaning continues. Some try to get reliable answers, their brand new University of As they pull up in the biggest cars Soon the parents become very while others are sent looking for a Delaware planners, folders, note­ that the family could find , they emotional and insist on more pic­ pool on the third floor of the Student books, pens, and if they are really quickly pile out and breathe a sigh tures and long, drawn-out goodbyes. Services Building. true hardcore freshmen the carrying of relief that they survived the jour­ Once the parents have left, the Then classes swt. case of choice, the Delaware back­ ney to their new home. freshman talte control. Or as many It becomes a little harder to pack. Then the fun begins. f&rst year students, lose control. notice the. freshmen during this time. Gradually the freshmen willl Dad or mom fires up the cameras The partying starts. They have become somewhat blend in with everyone else. They - and starts with the endless task of Somehow, some way. the fresh­ acquainted with their surroundings will become Greelts, athletes, schol­ talting pictures. The faces of each men find parties. And somehow they and are developing the look of a true ars or like most college students freshman soon fill with redness as always throw up. Delaware student. who all started out as freshmen, beer the frustration begins to mount, giv­ Is it their endless hope that some­ J Crew, Ray Bans and Gap are the drinlters. ing way to an emotional break day they will be able to consume as clothing of choice. Others can be down. much as the 350-pound frat guy who seen wearing that brand new Ron Porter is a sports editor of "Put the cameras away!" they bas been practicing the sltill since a Absolut Delaware or Calvin and The Review. Weight watching

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Baby Blue Hens hatch into action

By Megan McDermott sports in high school so she could Sports Editor focus on tennis, and she's not about When Rebecca Fearins arrived at to let a little pain stop her now. tennis practice Wednesday, the first Unlike Fearins, who dreamed of thing she had to do was soak her college tennis since she was seven, feet in an ice cold whirlpool. freshman Kirsten McEntee didn't After ·a week of intense presea­ play field hockey until tenth grade. son practices with the Delaware Now she's preparing to play for women's tennis team, the freshman the Hens. had to take a brief - but only a "Suddenly something just clicked brief- time out. and I knew I wanted ·to do it," said With 11 years of tennis, includ­ McEntee. ing five hours ~ day this summer, McEntee said she had some fears Fearins is accustomed to hard work. about keepi~]g up with a college But she said she hasn't had pain team. like this for a long time. She guess­ "It's completely on a different es it's a residual effect of her battle level," said McEntee. "It's very, with Lyme disease two years ago, very focused. Everybody wants to combined with the strenuous prac­ be here. Everyone wants to win." tices. But they still have fun, she said. "I don't think high school will be "I was worried whether or not I anything compared to this," Fearins would fit in with the personalities said. on the team," McEntee said, "and I But women's tennis coach Laura do." LeRoy has confidence in Fearins. Delaware Field Hockey Coach THE RMEW /WaJfl!s M. Eben "I think freshmen adapt really Carol Miller said she is looking for­ Rebecca Fearins gets ready to serve in a team practice last week. well," LeRoy said. ward to working with new team Fearins, who comes from what members. Delaware men's ·basketball team are "[New players} have to learn she calls a "hickville" in northern "It may allow me to mold them lucky to get on the court. what it takes to play at a Division I New Jersey, said she loves into being the kind of players I "We haven't had many freshmen school that's used to winning their Delaware so far. want to," said Delaware field hock­ come in and play a lot of minutes," conference and being in the NCAA "It was just such a change," she ey coach Carol Miller. said assistant coach Sean Kearney. Tournament," Kearney said. said. "There were 900 kids in my Miller will have to for the team The 6-foot, 6-inch Richmond "They're going through an adjust­ high school. Here there's 15,000." to succeed. Field hockey (6-12, 3-3 native has a big job. He is joining ment process. The good thing is LeRoy said she considers herself NAC last season) lost five seniors, the NAC champion team of the last they'll be a much different player lucky to have a player like Fearins. three juniors and their head coach two years and competing with four January 1 than November 1." "She '11 play number one or two," last year, leaving them a very young returning forwards for playing time. Junior Brian Pearl, a Hens guard said LeRoy, who led the Hens to an team. "[Smithf is a very talented player for the past two years, said it's 8-6 (1-1 North Atlantic Conference) If McEntee keeps up the hard who we feel has skills to play both tough to get used to the new level of 1992 season. work, she should see some playing inside and outside," Kearney said. play. After her quick dip in the time. "The thing we hope he will bring to "You're one of 14," said Pearl. whirlpool, it's back to practice for On the other hand, players like our team is his ability to rebound." "You're not a star any more. You Fearins. She gave up all her other· freshman Greg Smith of the But, this may take time. can't get discouraged." Two for the road

By Christine Galasso not compare to what lies ahead for Copy Editor these Hong Kong natives. Amanda Miller (NU FR), has just Living on different campuses is one mended her heart from a nine-month way the twins are trying to become obsession for a special person. independent of each other. To her dismay he has asked some­ Carrie says during her first week at one else out on a date. the university she felt lonely because The lucky girl happens to be her fra­ her roommate spent time with friends ternal twin sister, .Carrie Miller (AS from high school. FR). "I used to always depend on [Carrie] Amanda feels responsible because because she is more outgoing than I she does not want her sister to be am," Amanda says. "I have to make deprived of this date on her account, an effort to meet new people." but Carrie knows she has made the Due to different interests, the twins right decision. . plan on meeting new people through This high school experience does THE REVIEW I Wlitl!l M. Eben see TWINS page 6 Carrie and Amanda Miller have lived in the U.S. since 1Oth grade. Freshman Follies: The Dos and Don'ts of a first year on the brink "Why does every kid who comes to col­ "In high school everything came so easy. lege bring something with a beer lable on Now it's time to get serious." it?" -Rodney West (EG FR) -Father of a freshman moving into Lane Hall SOCIAL SMARTS HOW TO DRESS • Always tell a roommate or friend HOT NOT where you are going and with whom Sandals Bucks • Make a pact to leave with at least one Cut-offs Bermudas person you came with J-Crew&Gap Wrangler & Benetton • Devise a word or phrase you will say to Backpacks Pocketbooks friends if you need help getting away from Baseball cap~ Chiffon bows someone making you feel awkward Choker collars Pearls • Don't drink on an empty stomach Phish T-shirt Dead T-shirt

'Where the hell are we?-' The class of 1997

HOW TO BE COOL HOW TO STAY SAFE DO DON'T · • Always walk with at least one person Carry a map Open it in public at night or in unfamiliar areas Go to the Scrounge Eat ., St'"'ty a~ong main roads and well-lit or Get a fakeiD Try it at the Balloon ~.:::;: o · ·Nded areas Drink cheap beer Get caught ~ ·use Public Safety phones if you feel Go to class Trip on the steps threatened Play the field With your dormmates • If you must walk alone at night or in an THE llfVIEW I Walter M. unfamiliat area, carry mace or pepper gas THE Dr. Anthony Badalamenti takes a rest after moving his daughter Go to frat parties Wear good ·shoes . A definite no-no. This freshman (center) dearly hasn't mastered the art Jennifer into her second floor Dickinson F apartment. of mllege dressing, le the purse. 1 1 Slj>ll\11>11 ~ /. 1 ) // \()S\1\.ll) \ 11\l~lli\1 \NC, lll)l IC) ~ li \\ IY \ 1 i>\< I 1 f> Pursuing the perfect pizza The best, the worst, the cheesiest

By laura Fasbach Though it was a giant leap for Managing Ediror NASA, it was a small step New York and ChicagQ may boast for pizza. ' about having the best pizza, but at 1 The crust fol­ a.m. in NewlU'k that doesn't matter. lows the tradi­ You're hungry. tion of New Whether taking a break during an York style . all nighter or looking for the best pizza. The sauce, preventive remedy for hangovers, however, is a bit pizza is the ultimate staple food. tangy and paste­ If you're not ·selective enough, like. you may have to settle for conveyor When buyi.pg by belt pizzas such as Domino's or the slice, be wary. The Pizza Hut. If pressed for time, pizza tastes as though it Domino's is the better bet. If has been sitting out all . pressed for taste, you're dialing the day. Your best bet is to wrong numbers. order a whole pie, to ensure Hut tends to be overcooked and freshness. dry, while biting into Domino's If low on cash with plenty of' thick crust is comparable to chewing points to spare, there's always the cardboard. Scrounge. This year something The This tastes just like roller mira~ulous happened to the pizza. rink pizza award goes to Ganello's. It tastes good. Swimming in oil, Ganello's pizza They even added gourmet white fails the paper napkin test. A roll of pizza to the menu. This lig)lt combi­ nation of cheese and vegetables is Between quicker-picker- uppers couldn't slurs. stu even absorb all of the grease. perfect for the taste of good pizza without the bloated feeling after eat­ dents order Be careful when eating because pizza by the ''-. the cheese has a tendency to slide ing. But to wash down the excess slice. The horde '· right off on to your lap. No Joke. of Sludents that The Best under cooked pizza flour on the crust, always remember to order a drink. enter the restaurant award and Where's the cheese? with late night award go to Pizza and Sub Express, And now the drum roll. For the best tasting pizza in munchies indicate the t' (formerly Pizza Movers). For those proof is in the pie. · who enjoy eating pizza dough with a Newark. ask Rico Dellamonica. With confidence he'll tell you. "I Even after a few beers, the spoon, this is the place for you. thin crust and hot, smooth This pizza literally bas enough make the best." The manager of Margherita's says his is the only cheese tantalizes the taste buds uncooked dough underneath the causing diners to devour each slice. sparse cheese to fill an entire spoon authentic pizza in town. • After an evening of bending the You will probably have more when scraped across the slice. pizza in the next four years than you Space II's name was inspired by elbow, the average college drunkard will .stumble down Main Street and will ever have in your entire life. the first launching of the space ~hut­ Enjoy. tie. enter Margherita's.

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Welcome freshmen. It is now time throughout the winter as well. In a group, scoping (or scamming ed, always chaotic and can at flfSt be a to begin the other new student orien­ Just because the flowers disappear - these terms are interchangeable) little intimidating to the newcomer. tation. Forget about E110, quiet hours when it gets colder, doesn't mean the can be hazardous to those easily Don't let the hustle and bustle of and study skills. This is what they nectar has to also. embarrassed. Getting caught in midst hungry co-eds deter you from accom­ didn't tell you at the Convocation cer­ Step One: Keepi_ng head upright of a scope can bring all blood to the plishing scam greatness. There is emony. and still, facing forward, slowly ease face and cause an uncomfortable nothing like a Scrounge chicken sand­ This is Phase Three: Scamming. your mini-scopers to the right and scene. wich with a scope-salad on the side. As the old saying goes, "Beauty is then to the left. Do this 30 times and To prevent such mishaps there's For those of you on West Campus, in the eye of the beholder" and noth­ make sure you reach all the way to the always Step Three - the Clock Rodney Dining Hall is your best sco­ ing could be more ttue. To incoming comers of your eyes for better range. System. pable environment. freshmen guys and girls, there will be These exercises will help you H a potential scam has come into Some may venture to the Abbey for many to behold become a "subtle" scammer, able to view diagonally to your right, for intimate observing. This isn't high school anymore. observe targets without attracting example, casually tell a properly posi­ If you live on Laird Campus, There are 11,000 other beautiful faces attention. tioned member of your posse that a Pencader Dining Hall should be chock here, so get your eyes ready. Step Two: Keeping head at a slight target is in range at 2:00. Fire when full of scopes. It's surprising to realize that out of angle, eithe~ to the left or &he right. ready. However, you don't have to be din­ all the muscles in your body, your slowly tum toward the direction of This exercise helps prevent every­ ing in order to fulfill those optical eyes get the most exercise. After three your target and quickly glance. one in the group looking at once. This, longings. This is what Morris Library years at Delaware, I've witnessed my For the more mysterious type, there my friends, is a scammer no-no. is for. eyes achieve peripheral perfection, is the option of tossing your hair (if Now, all you need to know is While trying to get acquainted with and you can too. it's long enough) to cover the face. where to put these new scope skills to Delcat. periodicals and the Commons' To train your eye muscles to reach This exercise will allow you to stay use. cappuccino bar, go up to the third the once thought impossible angles, undercover as you look over and over. Russell Dining Hall and the floor and look down onto tht second try these easy-to-do exercises. When in doubt. use the Samantha Scrounge are the plac,s most fre­ floor tables. _ Think of it as spring training for Baker Shoulder-Scratch (Sixteen quented by eager East Campus scop­ What you will find are approxi­ your vision, only in the fall and Candles). It is quite effective. ers. Th~ locations are always crowd- mately 18 tables full of conscientious students who are more conscious of who's around them than what's in front of them. We are talking "Scam Central". H you have an exam or a paper due and you want to receive a decent grade, don't sit at the second floor tables. But if your eyes seem a bit sluggish and they need to get out, I couldn't recommend a better place. Whatever location you choose, each should satisfy your toughest of scope requirements. As an incoming freshman, it's nor­ mal to feel scared or unsure about your new surroundings. But keep in mind that every other freshman feels exactly the same way (although some tough guys may not want to admit it). My advice to you is to relax, enjoy this adventure we call college and for cryin' out loud, put on those scanners. Scoping is good for the soul. It gives you something to look forward to when you're feeling down and it's a healthy way to start the day. This campus is beautiful and I'm not talking about the North Mall. Hey, my friends don't call me "Hawkeye" for nothing! ·· Good Luck, be happy, be safe and always behold the beauty of Delaware. THE llfVIfW ,_ Dingili1111 Oh POPI! Freshman Brian Bodner looks on in Victoria Kemp is a copy editor of disgust as Dad tries to pry open the car door. The Review. THE FINAL SAY Changing Perspectives •By Robyn Your kaleidoscope has an Furman infinite amount of turns.

They walk in packs. Packs of 50, makes it all worthwhile. This is the Hopefully you will now allow Expose yourself to new situations 75 and 100- and never less than time in your lives to work hard and yourselves to see things through an and let others learn from you as two. Their posse has no leader, and enjoy all the world has to offer. incredible kaleidoscope of beauty well. Keep an open mind. Don't their instincts tell them there is It is also a time of a whole new and intrigue. It is up to· you to make shelter yourself or let different safety in numbers. . independence, and with that inde- full use of all its facets. races, religions and sexual orienta­ They come from the suburbs, the pendence comes responsibility. With the first tum of the kaleido­ tions become barriers between cities and the country. Their back­ Responsibility to do the right thing scope you are a student. But the human beings. Learn about what is grounds and cultures vary, but they and responsibility to be true to realm of learning you will do unfamiliar to you before you form share an important link, a bond giv­ yourself and stand by your convic- expands far beyond the walls of uneducated opinions, and always ing them the courage to survive in a tions.Opportunity lies just outside your classrooms. respect different points of view. new world. your door and now is the time to Book learning is vital, but as you The university offers numerous They are freshmen. And the class take advantage of all that higher embark on this extraordinary expe­ · courses for those people who wish of 1997 has arrived. education offers. rience called college, what you will to expand their minds and knowl­ Freshman year is an intense time In high school things were seen encounter is much more intricate edge beyond their own experiences. in your life, filled with all kinds of though a telescope forcing sights to · than lecture halls and labs. With a slight tum of your scope crazy feelings and emotions. It's be set on only one goal at a time- Remember to suck out all the another whole world awaits you. jammed packed with ups and like getting your driver's license, information you can from both your There are a plethora of ways for downs, stress, excitement, anxiety, taking the SATs and getting into professors and your peers, and you as individuals and as a class to fun, responsibility and new experi­ college. always ask a lot of questions. make your mark. The time ences- kind of like life. Only col­ The next four years will prove to Your kaleidoscope has an infi- being passive and waiting for lege is better because it also holds be considerably more complex and nite amount turns, so take advan- someone else to take care of things that summer camp quality that exciting. tage of that. is over. Join a club, a fraternity or a sorority, play a sport, run for stu­ ,. dent government, write your opin­ .. ions in The Review. But whatever you do, don't let it all just pass you by - the kaleidoscope turns too quickly for that. . Unfortunately, no matter how much you make of the next four years you will tum around before you know it and wonder where the time went. So please be sure to make memo­ ries, because they last a lifetime and your kaleidoscope will always have room for more memories. lt) Look at this year as an experience THE DELAWARE DINER to learn from. Always do what your head and your heart tell you is right, be a friend and let someone be a friend to you. This past week has thrown an array of emotions your way, and you've probably been feeling lost, confused, scared or overwhelmed. Don't forget that feeling. *holiday-hours * So in the next few years while you're sitting on the porch of the * nutrition helps * Deer Park (and you lilll be sitting on the porch of the Deer Park) and * renovation update_s * you see a pack of freshmen walk by you, you '11 laugh a sentimental ~ new services like campus delivery laugh and remember it was not so * long ago that you and the best friends sitting at your table were * recycling efforts * lost in the herd of newcomers look­ * special menus * ing for a place to fit in. Robyn Furman is a manasing edi- *food features around campus * tor of The Review. .

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