Plans to Bring Back Sociology Department Set in Motion with Thorp

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RED CARPET BBALL PREVIEW The best dressed A rundown of the this awards upcoming men’s & season women’s games EDITORIAL CARTOON (Cadenza, pg 6) (Sports, pgs 8-10) (Forum, pg 4) Plans to bring back sociology department Annual Green Cup leads set in motion with Thorp, Schaal’s support to record EMILY SCHIENVAR NEWS MANAGER high energy

Twenty-three years after being reductions dissolved as a result of ongoing controversy and diminishing size, DYLAN BASSETT a sociology department may return STAFF REPORTER to Washington University. As a historically contentious This year’s Green Cup resulted department, it was shut down in in a greater amount of energy 1991 because of its small size and reduction than has been seen in weakened state. any of the past years. Dean of the Faculty of Arts & The Green Cup consists of Sciences Barbara Schaal is working dormitories and fraternities com- with the provost and an internal peting against one another for the committee to bring the discipline prizes of a giant check for $300, back. cupcakes, reusable kitchenware “It was really clear that in order and the Green Cup trophy by for our University to address the using as little electricity as possible major issues of the day, we needed during the month of February. to have sociology...we have the No. Washington University students 1 school of social work, we have used more than 100,000 fewer the law school, medical school… kilowatt-hours of electricity than and all of those hinge on the field they would use in a typical month. of sociology. They come together, PAUL LEINWAND | STUDENT LIFE ARCHIVES “For a sense of scale, a typical and then there’s this kind of hole,” Students marching from McMillan Courtyard to Brookings Quadrangle on April 17, 1989 protested the abolishment of American house will use around she said. the sociology department. A two-hour rally featuring student and faculty speakers followed the march. 10,000 kilowatt-hours in a year,” Dean of Academic Planning Director of Sustainability Phil Henry “Roddy” Roediger III intellectual material that we don’t as engineering is to physics and department, it was based more on Valko said during the Green Cup agreed, noting that he has run into have in Arts & Sciences and we chemistry. It’s the applied part of financial reasons, according to for- award ceremony. “In a single a problem in his own department don’t have for our undergraduates sociology. Sociologists study social mer Dean of the Faculty of Arts & month…just by flipping off lights, of psychology because of sociol- to take courses in.” issues; social work people try to Sciences and current professor of unplugging devices, being con- ogy’s absence. Roediger noted that an attempt fix them. We have the No. 1 social physics Martin Israel. scious of your consumptions and “About 10 to 12 years ago, some to bring back the department sev- work department without a sociol- “The actual closing of the really engaging with the spaces undergraduates came to me after eral years ago failed when the ogy department. They all think it’s department was my decision,” you’re inhabiting, you reduced as some horrific murders, and they economy crashed but that the nuts, too. The dean of social work Israel said. “When I became much energy as would be used by said to me, ‘We’d really like to take University now has a financial is trying to bring it back, too. So dean, the department of soci- about 10 American houses, which a course on the criminal mind, and standing that could support the there’s just lots of reasons to do it ology was down to six faculty; is huge.” there doesn’t seem to be anything addition of the department. He and not any reasons not to do it,” there were three assistant profes- The Lee/Beaumont residen- like that in psychology.’ I said to stated that based on rankings, Roediger said. sors and three tenured professors. tial college was victorious in the them, ‘Well, the way academics Washington University is particu- Despite rumors that heavy politi- It was a small and rather weak residential college portion of the divide things up, that really should larly strong in the social science cal leanings and a Washington department. Basically, the issue competition, besting Liggett/ have been part of sociology...there departments, and sociology is nec- University doctoral student’s was to bring it up to the standards Koenig by a single point. would typically be a few people in essary to supplement these other Tearoom Trade study about homo- of a [Washington University] Emily Wen, a freshman and sociology that would cover crime,’” disciplines. sexual activities in Forest Park he said. “There is a huge swath of “Social work is to sociology were the cause of the closing of the SEE SOCIOLOGY, PAGE 3 SEE GREEN CUP, PAGE 2

JUDAH FRIEDLANDER Underused Underpass space to see renewed use from WUSTL athletics

JOHN LIN Underpass spot does not seem to much could do what they want CONTRIBUTING REPORTER be stirring up too large a commo- with it,” he added. tion, leaving premier wall space To Joe Worlund, associate ath- For the past few semesters, the blank is still an issue. letic director, the presence of blank southeast wall of the Underpass “The Underpass was redone dur- Underpass space was news. facing the South 40 has been ing the summer of 2012. [Congress “To be honest, I knew that peo- left largely blank, but it may see of the South 40] and Red Alert ple reserved sections but didn’t renewed use by the athletics [who had spaces reserved before know that [SU] reserved sections department. the reconstruction] were both for specific groups. I don’t know While this space was originally approached and asked if they if it is the coaches or the athletes reserved for athletics by Student wanted their space again. CS40 or someone from Red Alert that Union, changes within Red Alert, responded, but Red Alert never are supposed to reserve the wall the University’s student-run sports really got back,” he said. “Last space,” he said. fan group, has resulted in the spot school year, CS40 asked if they According to Worlund, Red being forgotten for the past year. could use Red Alert’s space and Alert is not as strong as it had been According to Michael Land, vice were told that they could since ath- a few years back. president of public relations for letics wasn’t really using it.” “Two or three years ago, Red SU, no one has approached him “Unless athletics steps in and for the space. Although the blank say that they want it, CS40 pretty SEE UNDERPASS, PAGE 2 SU general budget passes with W.I.L.D. increase, no funding for Bauhaus

MANVITHA MARNI and freshman class councils and fencing, security and other NEWS EDITOR Happy Hour, as well as addi- costs associated with hosting tional funding for the executive Bauhaus outdoors accounted for In a vote with no opposition appeals account. up to half of the $26,270 allo- Tuesday night, Student Union Junior Nick Palermo, vice cated for the event in 2013. Treasury and Senate passed president of finance, said that “The big thing about Bauhaus a general budget that saw an SU did not fund Bauhaus is that while it’s definitely a increase in W.I.L.D. talent fund- through the general budget in an tradition for the Architecture ing but eliminated Bauhaus’ effort to encourage Architecture School to do it, there’s a huge direct funding. School Council (ASC) to amount of cost associated with The budget was passed 18-0-0 consider its expenses more care- having it where it is,” Palermo in Treasury and 18-0-1 in fully. In particular, SU hoped said. “We are hoping to encour- ZOE KLINE | STUDENT LIFE Senate. ASC would change the loca- age Architecture School Council Judah Friedlander performs his standup comedy routine Wednesday, March 5 The budget of $2,685,109.21 tion of Bauhaus away from the to work on finding a location in Edison Theatre as part of Social Programming Board’s spring comedy show. also included an increase in Givens Hall parking lot. Friedlander and Mike Birbiglia co-headlined the show. SEE Q&A, PAGE 7. funding to junior, sophomore According to Palermo, SEE BUDGET, PAGE 2

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THURSDAY 6 FRIDAY 7 SATURDAY 8 SUNDAY 9 MOSTLY SUNNY MOSTLY SUNNY CLOUDY SUNNY theflipside 48 / 28 60 / 36 46 / 27 52 / 33 EVENT CALENDAR WUDAC panel directs attention to disabilities MANVITHA MARNI Studies department, asked audience mem- Students were happy to hear the perspec- THURSDAY 6 NEWS EDITOR bers to consider attending the panel in tives of the different panel members. complete darkness with loud noises distract- “I thought it was interesting, the diversity Department of English Reading Although it did not directly address the ing them and no chairs provided. of viewpoints that were there, especially Duncker Hall, Hurst Lounge, 8 p.m. topic of the word “retarded,” Monday “You would say, ‘This place should be relating to different disabilities they may Marni Ludwig and Eric Lundgren read from their work. The reading is free and open to night’s panel on disability in the media was locked up. This is just ridiculous.’ And I have encountered in their lives and how that the public. part of a week of events intended to stop stu- might say, ‘Oh no, you all have disabilities shaped their individual viewpoints,“ sopho- dents from using the word. because you can’t posture yourselves; you more Jack Munley said. Jazz at Holmes Spring 2014 Concert Series Spread the Word to End the Word, a can’t pay attention just because there’s not Freshman Emily Brereton said she appre- Ridgley Hall, Holmes Lounge, 8-10 p.m. “Elsie Parker Group, featuring Ken Kehner on national campaign to end the use of the lighting.’” Kniepmann said. ”That’s kind of ciated the thought exercise Kniepmann piano.” Co-sponsored by University College word “retarded,” first came to Washington a bizarre example of how the society can cre- posed. and the Department of Music. The concert is University last year, when it was primarily ate a disability label.” “It made me think about how the entire free and open to the public. focused on garnering publicity. This year, the Junior Orma Ravindranath, president of world is designed to accommodate me,” Washington University Disability Awareness WUDAC, said she hoped that students who Brereton said. FRIDAY 7 Committee (WUDAC) hosted more events attended the panel would be more aware Freshman Sih Oka-Zeh said she came to in the hopes of starting a dialogue about of people with disabilities in the media and the panel to learn more about an issue she DUC N’ Donuts Danforth University Center, northeast people with disabilities. help them realize the impact of the word had not been very aware of and felt after the entryway, 9 a.m. The week began Monday night with a “retarded.” panel that there needed to be a more diverse Enjoy free donuts and coffee from the DUC panel of members of the University and “The reason that a lot of people use the representation of people with disabilities in and find out about upcoming events. St. Louis communities, who discussed the word is because, first of all, they don’t realize the media. portrayal of people with disabilities—both the implications and, second of all, because I “There should be more than just the ste- SATURDAY 8 mental and physical—in mainstream media think a lot of people do not have contact with reotypical disabled person. There are a lot of such as television and film. people with intellectual disabilities on a daily different types of people, and so there are lots A Taste of Fiction Pastry Exhibit One of the topics addressed during the basis and so they don’t really think about the of different types of disabilities that people St. Louis Central Library, Great Hall, 1301 Olive St., 10 a.m. panel was how disabilities might be created effect of that word,” Ravindranath said. “We have. Being able to notice that and really put Come view an array of pastries inspired by through social obstacles. hoped [the panel] would help people think that in the media that…we can’t just label classic works of fiction. The viewing is free Kathy Kniepmann, a Washington more about disabilities in an everyday con- everyone as disabled. There are different and open to the public. University professor who teaches courses text and that would also get them to think experiences that go along with that,” Oka- on disability through the American Culture about the impact of that word.” zeh said. SUNDAY 9 Department of Music Graduate Voice GREEN CUP FROM PAGE 1 BUDGET FROM PAGE 1 Recital 560 Music Center, Ballroom Theater, 8 p.m. Lee/Beaumont’s eco representative, led and televisions when not in use and taking that we think is a little bit more sustain- Featuring Kelly Pappageorge. Rescheduled her peers during the Green Cup by remind- a photo with Chancellor Mark Wrighton able for long-term funding, a place that from Mar. 2. The recital is free and open to the public. ing them to turn off the lights. Before she while wearing green, full-body spandex doesn’t require so much extra setup and went to sleep every night during the Cup, suits. the costs associated with that.” she checked the common spaces in her dor- The North Side Association, which Palermo added that he anticipates mitory to make sure electricity wasn’t being includes Village House, Lopata House SU will work closely with ASC before POLICE wasted. and all University-owned off-campus resi- its appeal through the executive appeals BEAT “People thought that I was a freak for dences, met the energy reduction goal it set account in the fall and hopes that a turning off the lights everywhere, but really for itself. change of location will help draw more March 1 I was just telling people, ‘No, don’t turn on Following Lee/Beaumont and Liggett/ students to Bauhaus. Larceny— A complainant reported his the lights if you don’t need them,’” she Koenig in the residential college portion of “We’re definitely committed to work- iPhone was stolen from Fraternity House said. the competition was the William Greenleaf ing with Architecture School Council #7 when left unattended between 12:30 and 7 a.m. The loss is valued at $590. In the fraternity portion of the compe- Eliot residential college. The runner-up for as soon as this next term starts to help Disposition: Pending tition, Sigma Alpha Epsilon won despite the fraternity portion of the competition them find a place that is more condu- finishing in second-to-last place in the pre- was Sigma Chi, who also came in second cive cost-wise,” Palmero said. March 3 vious year’s Green Cup. place last year. W.I.L.D. funding was also increased Property Damage—AV equipment was “We were the most improved team, so “What you guys have accomplished by about 23 percent, with an increase damaged in Umrath Lounge between 8:30 p.m. on Feb. 28 and 1 p.m. on we’re kind of hoping for some Dough to in the last month is testimony to me, and of about $40,000 to the talent bud- March 2. Door from that,” Ryan Mikkelsen, sopho- should be to you, that you can have very get. Members of Social Programming Disposition: Pending more and house manager for SAE, said. real and significant, tangible impacts,” Board said the additional talent funding “But [winning] was really about motivating Valko said during the ceremony. “In the should allow it to bring higher-profile all our members to get behind the cause.” last month, you guys have nailed it, and artists to W.I.L.D., with the rest of the Measures taken by SAE members your efforts have led to very significant increase going to additional production included turning off their lights, printers reductions.” costs associated with the new talent. “What [the increase in talent funding] will enable us to do is to bring FROM PAGE 1 even higher-quality artists than we’ve “Legally, it’s not UNDERPASS been bringing, mostly just in response Alert was really thriving. We had some non- Facebook page where we put up pictures to student demand to see higher-profile even like pizza. The athletes who were really into it and trying of games and invite people to like things,” artists at W.I.L.D.,” sophomore Scotty to increase student attendance at games. Mechigian said. “But as far as priorities go, Jacobs, treasurer of SPB, said. cheese they use But eventually it went over to some varsity the Underpass isn’t at the top of the list. “We would used to book artists athletes, and the varsity athletes are varsity I’m sure any more marketing we did would who were either just about to release is, like, not even athletes,” Worlund said. “There are things definitely help out, though.” an album or had already released an they can’t do that the non-athletes can do Working closely with Red Alert are album, so we kind of got them before real cheese. It’s a with their time. It all depends on that strong juniors Abby King and Lindsay Kaminski, or after they were big. So we think student leadership”. marketing and public relations interns for that [with] this increase, we’re going cheese-like product. However, Red Alert appears to be mak- the athletics department. to get a lot more relevant artists who ing a comeback. “We have been using Facebook a lot are currently big,” sophomore Jordan “There are two guys that just took it over more recently, and the number of likes we Finkelstein, president of SPB, added. I think legally, in January that seem to be really making an have gotten on our page has been crazy,” SPB also received increased funding effort to be on the right track again. They King said. “Since working with the new for Happy Hour to increase the number you’re not allowed are making all the right plans and showing Red Alert people, the amount of traffic we of Happy Hours for the 2014-15 year. up at all the right events, getting it all back have been driving has been pretty cool.” Although the 2013-14 general budget to call it cheese. I’m on track, helping it regain steam,” Worlund Echoing Worlund and Mechigian’s sen- included a $13,000 fee to cover the costs said. timents, King and Kaminski did not know of reserving Residential Life spaces, fascinated by St. Like Worlund, sophomores Mitch the athletics department had Underpass the fee increased to around $20,000 Mechigian and Eddie Sigman, currently space reserved. However, now with the for the coming year. SU decided not Louis-style pizza.” in charge of Red Alert, did not know newfound knowledge, they are enthusias- to pay the fee, instead increasing the about the space reserved for them on the tic about utilizing their section for event amount of money available to allo- - Judah Friedlander Underpass. promotion. cate to student groups in anticipation “Our main method of communica- “I love painting, so I would be all over of groups requesting funding for room on Imo’s Pizza tion is online marketing, so we have a that,” Kaminski said. reservations.

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Vietnam War protests sweep the nation. At Wash. U., many graduate students and young On March 1, Marvin Cummins, faculty members in the the last chair of the Wash. U. sociology department sociology department, dies. become involved.

1960s 1970 1989 1991 2013

Laud Humphreys, a doctoral The University decides The Washington University candidate at WUSTL, to eliminate the sociology department closes. publishes “Tearoom Trade,” sociology department, a dissertation based on his citing the need to research into men who had sex selectively allocate with other men in Forest Park resources. bathrooms.

PAUL LEINWAND | STUDENT LIFE ARCHIVES STUDENT LIFE ARCHIVES A cornucopia of students representing the different schools of Washing- An editorial cartoon appeared in Student Life on April 11, 1989 after the ton University gathered on Brookings Quadrangle to “save sociology.” University announced plans to cut the sociology department.

SOCIOLOGY FROM PAGE 1 department...Either it needed to be closed or said. “I don’t believe that sociology was shut department in Chancellor Mark Wrighton’s and better every year,” Roediger added. “It it needed a major building up with hiring a down because the University considered it tenure to be added to the curriculum. won’t be comprehensive, but we will be bunch of new faculty. At the time, budgets a subversive discipline. I do not believe it “I believe that when it comes to the social offering courses that I think will be popular were badly constrained and I wasn’t able to was because some people see sociology as sciences and particularly the quantitative courses…I wish we could do it fast, but it’s hire that number of faculty to really do it radical.” social sciences around demography…the just not possible.” right, and it seemed that the only thing to do Kohl was adamant, however, that the fact that we haven’t had sociology for so On the hiring front, Schaal is not looking was to close it.” department shutdown was not purely many years is holding us back,” Thorp said. to shape the department toward any particu- Bill Caspary, professor of political and economical. Currently, the work toward re-establish- lar political leaning, despite rumors that the social theory at New York University’s “If mathematics had hemorrhaged, the ing the department is in the early stages. former sociology department was shut down Gallatin School of Individualized Study dean, who was a physicist, Dean Israel, Schaal has begun initial conversations with for its Marxist leanings. and former professor of political science at would not have closed mathematics. He members of the faculty and an internal com- “We’re going to be recruiting scholars— Washington University from 1965-1998, said would have rebuilt it. When I made this mittee dedicated to the recreation of the really good scholars. Good scholars in that he thought abolishing the department point to someone in the physics department department. chemistry and good scholars in political sci- was a terrible idea. at the time, ‘Yes,’ he said, ‘but mathematics Roediger noted that the department will ence and in the romance languages—all of “This is a sociology department—it’s rep- is a discipline,’ which in my view said that not be at full force for a number of years but them have their own political ideas and their resentative of one of the major traditions it was clear that there were people who just that a minor program could be established own personal philosophies. A good scholar in social sciences,” Caspary said. “We had didn’t consider sociology to be an impor- within the next few years, and a major would doesn’t let that interfere with their scholar- letters from scholars all over the country, all tant discipline,” he said. “If they had, they follow after six or seven faculty members ship, and that’s the kind of person we want. over the world, to our administration saying wouldn’t have closed it. They would have have been hired. We’re not going to go out and recruit people this is a terrible thing to do. It was a tragedy rebuilt it.” “We don’t have the money to hire 15 soci- of a particular ilk,” she said. to get rid of the department at Washington When the decision was announced in ologists all at once, and it probably wouldn’t She is hopeful for the pro- University.” April 1989, the non-tenure professors were be a good idea if we did anyway—they gram’s future and excited about the Professor Emeritus of Biology Danny given two years’ notice while the three wouldn’t even know each other. The idea support she has received thus far. Kohl was close friends with several members tenured professors were moved into other is to bring in a few key people early on and “No one has told me to stop yet, at least not of the old sociology department and was a departments where their interests over- then let them help decide who else should strongly. I would like to do it quickly rather vocal dissenter when the department was lapped. There was enough notice given that be coming. We will start slowly and make a than slowly. My dream would be to get it shut down. He did agree, however, that the students had time to complete their degrees few key hires maybe next year and then let done this semester. Whether we establish the department was in a weakened state. in sociology, but then-current students were those key hires and the external committee department or not, that’s in the future. Right “Sociology was small but very distin- not pleased with the decision. Students help us,” he said. now, we’re just chugging along,” Schaal guished with very difficult people. And then held a rally on April 17, 1989 to encour- “We decided to go ahead and say we said. “I’m hoping to have a group of people lots of them left. An awful lot of them left… age administrators to rethink their decision, have a department even though it’ll be very here that address some of the critical social There was a huge hemorrhaging. There but the department officially closed in June small and we’ll probably have a few people issues...we need to be dealing with the major were no conspiracies about it; it was just 1991. locally...maybe just to get started...we can things that vex our country right now…I a difficult group of people who didn’t get Provost Holden Thorp is excited to see probably borrow some faculty from local think we can add a lot of value not just to along very well and the people got oppor- the re-establishment of the department, universities to put together the beginnings our educational experience but also to the tunities to go to really good places,” Kohl noting that this would be only the second of a curriculum, and it’ll just get better national conversation.”

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FORUMSTAFF EDITORIAL Return of sociology would be a boon to social sciences

ashington and institutions. Sociology The controversy surround- the project. Though the con- the University. If Washington versity decides to bring sociol- Univer- is also a discipline that runs ing a particular sociology troversial study didn’t result in University chooses to offer ogy back, it certainly won’t be sity has not parallel to many of the other study helped lead to the de- the elimination of sociology at sociology again, there is no a quick process. The depart- Woffered a majors that Wash. U. offers partment’s eventual disband- Wash. U., it was the beginning doubt that the program would ment needs tenured professors, sociology degree to its students and would create opportuni- ing. The study, dealing with of the end for the department. attract students. Even the and that takes time. There are since the department closed ties for students to expand homosexual activity in public Over the next seven years, smallest and most obscure steps that the University can in 1991, but that may change their areas of study. restrooms, was condemned by the department was denied fields of study have students take, though, to start sociology as administrators contemplate The elimination of the the University—the doctoral tenured positions for junior studying them, and a subject on a comeback track. Adjunct bringing the major back. sociology department in 1991 student who conducted the members by the administra- as common and broad as professor of American culture As one of the only top uni- wasn’t for a lack of success on study was denied a degree, tion six times. With dwindling sociology will certainly draw studies Linda Lindsey holds versities that don’t offer sociol- the part of the department. based on the reasoning that the faculty and the resulting interest. Additionally, sociol- a doctorate in sociology and ogy as a major, Washington In fact, it was one of the top activities he’d studied were, at waning of student interest, the ogy relates well to programs would be an excellent start- University is, for once, behind sociology departments in the the time, felonies in the state sociology faculty voted to close that already exist and could ing point for a department. the curve. Broadly, sociology nation. At one point, it con- of Missouri. The University the department in 1991. prove a fruitful second major Though the road to bringing is the general study of human sisted of 75 graduate students also tried to revoke the federal A sociology department or minor for students studying sociology back won’t be a social behavior and its origins, and 25 professors, 14 of which research grants of the faculty would add to the diverse these related fields. quick or easy one, the disci- development, organizations were tenured. members who had approved range of options offered at However, even if the Uni- pline is worth the effort.

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BECCA CHRISTMAN | STUDENT LIFE U.S. should decrease military intervention, increase aid transparency

AARON HALL U.S. Agency for International have stunted growth due to necessary in the monitoring specifically given to organiza- By using force either on a STAFF WRITER Development (USAID) is ap- malnutrition. and implementation of as- tions that worked to promote large scale like in Afghani- palling. For one of the largest Other reports have sistance strategies. democracy, though, there stan or on a relatively small s the intercon- foreign aid organizations in surfaced unveiling the fact In addition to distribut- was a positive correlation, scale like Libya, arming a nectedness of the world, its transparency that USAID has unknow- ing aid, the promotion of unless that nation was also a conflict only reciprocates nations and and technological advance- ingly funded terrorism via democracy has become a security interest to the United violence whether it results Apeople world- ment are still severely lacking third-party organizations, focus of the United States States and was receiving mili- in wide-scale attacks or an wide increases, impacts of according to Publish What though not on a large scale. since the 1990s. It is very dif- tary funding. isolated embassy assault like armed conflict become much You Fund’s Aid Transpar- What we can learn from ficult to monitor the success This ironic truth speaks Benghazi. Military interven- less isolated than they once ency Index. There have been the past of USAID is that of a specific tool being used wonders to the nature of tion will always peg us as were. It should be a national countless blunders on every all the money in the world to further democratization in how the grand scheme of our aggressors. priority to shift away from level involving our govern- won’t solve a problem and a country. It was at one point aid must change. We need to American interests must military action and more to- ment irresponsibly delegat- that giving money away to hypothesized that democracy address the source in foreign be protected; however, there ward the use of soft powers. ing funds. For instance, the third parties or contractors could be progressed through aid issues because it appears are smarter ways to go about “Soft power” can be broadly World Affairs Journal report- willy-nilly can have serious foreign aid focused at raising the more channels the funds them than by utilizing our defined as our nation’s ed that despite the billions repercussions. The problems the standard of living to go through, the more diluted armed forces. We must ability to persuade others or spent by USAID and other faced are massive, but a levels statistically condu- the impact it has on promot- increase transparency, follow accomplish foreign policy nonmilitary government or- couple of first steps must be cive to the implementation ing its goals. Furthermore, our money’s use more closely goals without using direct ganizations in Afghanistan, taken. First, we need to be of a democratic system. by militarizing a conflict, by eliminating as many non- force. A particular tool at our that country still has one of smart about allocating funds The RAND Corpora- we exacerbate the problem. necessary parties as possible, country’s disposal that is in the highest infancy mortality and maintaining a vested tion concluded that, while Look at Afghanistan and direct our funds at the source dire need of re-evaluation is rates. In addition, UNICEF interest in the organizations economic growth helped Libya, both at different ends and not use military action foreign aid. concluded that 95 percent of that receive them. Finally, democracy, economic aid of the spectrum as far as our and aid until they are the The current state of the all children in Afghanistan increasing transparency is had no influence. If aid was military involvement goes. only means available. THURSDAY, MARCH 6, 2014 CLAUDIA VAUGHAN | SENIOR SCENE EDITOR | [email protected] STUDENT LIFE 5

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STEPHANIE MACE made with spaghetti and a tomato cream CONTRIBUTING WRITER sauce, which were somewhat overwhelming but still very tasty. The meal came with two Located on the Delmar Loop just past enormous meatballs and a small mound of the well-known Pi Pizzeria, Tavolo V is spaghetti. My friend remarked that the ratio a casual Italian restaurant with a varied seemed a bit off as she ended up with a lot menu and friendly service. It is the ideal of meatball to share and little pasta to go restaurant for those nights out when you with it, but she still enjoyed the dish. are seeking pasta or pizza and don’t feel like Tavolo V’s unique, artsy vibe was also driving to the Pastaria or the Hill. a plus. The back wall is plastered with a Three friends and I just wanted to escape black-and-white mixed media print of a the monotony of Bear’s Den and decided map of St. Louis. The print features the to venture out into the cold St. Louis night Arch and terms such as “Forest Park” and last Friday just to see what we could find. “World Series Champions.” It also includes We picked Tavolo V the day before after prints of various local heroes and some searching for Italian restaurants within charming “Did You Know?” facts about walking distance of campus. And we were the city. not disappointed. Dimly lit, the restaurant has a certain Served immediately as we sat down, the ambiance that you cannot find in Bear’s warm bread was a great way to begin the Den or the Danforth University Center. meal. Sliced into several pieces and pre- Most of the diners were young adults with sented with Parmesan cheese and olive oil, the exception of a few families with chil- it was a major highlight of the experience. dren. Our waiter was attentive and friendly

The menu includes a selection of salads, and happy to provide us with a second plate BECCA CHR ISTM pizzas and chicken dishes, as well as some of bread and separate checks. The service AN | S TU D classic choices such as Alfredo ($12), was very quick as we did not have to wait E N T served with chicken, spinach and garlic long for our food after we ordered. L IF cream sauce, and bruschetta ($6), prepared Next time you are searching for a restau- E with tomato, basil, garlic and olive oil and rant on the Loop, consider Tavolo V. If excellent for sharing. The chicken scallopini your nights tend to be busy, the restau- ($18), a dish that features breaded chicken rant also serves lunch throughout with a side of gnocchi and spinach, was the week as well as brunch on particularly delicious. The breading gave Sundays. It is within walking the chicken a flavorful and crunchy quality distance from the South 40, while the potato gnocchi was light and making it convenient for simple. The menu made it sound so appeal- those without cars. For ing that three of us ordered the dish. While those who do choose to some Italian restaurants offer portions that drive, there is a parking lot seem impossible to conquer without a to-go located on the left-hand box, the scallopini felt like just the right side of the restaurant. size, and it even left us with room for frozen Although it does not take dinner reserva- yogurt after. tions, a table should be available if you Another friend chose the meatballs ($12), arrive before 7 p.m. Campus to welcome new Amnesty International chapter

LAURA HARVEY is that it has the establishment behind could share his passion for the orga- “Amnesty provides a platform for SCENE EDITOR it,” he said. “It has an easily recogniz- nization with other students in the people to promote what they believe in,” able name, it has an excellent brand community. Stokes said. Sophomore Carl Stokes has introduced which makes it easy to bring awareness During this academic year, Stokes has Thus, he envisions the Wash. U. chapter an Amnesty International chapter to the and it has the power of an international reached out to the college-level student becoming a home for socially minded stu- Danforth Campus, offering Washington organization.” coordinator for the Midwestern region dents from a diverse set of backgrounds. University students a new opportunity to As a high school student in Nebraska, and gotten the go-ahead to establish a “The thing with Amnesty is that any- take action on social issues. Stokes served as Amnesty’s student coor- Wash. U. chapter. one can be involved. You can have people While the chapter has not yet been dinator for his state. While working with By working with other campuses in the from all different sides of the politi- recognized by Student Union, Stokes Amnesty on the main issue for his state, Midwest, Stokes said, Wash. U. students cal spectrum, all sides of life,” he said. is taking steps to solidify the group’s abolishing the death penalty, Stoke found will have the opportunity to take part in “Amnesty is a very inclusive, welcoming standing by recruiting interested students, like-minded individuals. large-scale campaigns focused on interna- environment.” flyering on campus and working with the “It was the community that I liked a tional issues like providing aid to Syrian The chapter will likely begin hosting organization to plan events. lot,” he said. “Coming from Nebraska, refugees as well as local issues such as general body meetings following spring Though the University has many stu- I’m from a very conservative area, and it’s abolishing the death penalty. break. By the end of the semester, Stokes dent groups that focus on social issues, allowed me to meet people who are much But the work of the chapter would not hopes that he will have found a group of Stokes feels that Amnesty International more socially minded and are both aware be limited purely to issues endorsed by committed students with whom he can provides a unique foundation from which of and interested in social issues.” Amnesty, he said. Even though the orga- plan campaigns for the upcoming aca- to begin work. Upon matriculating to Wash. U., nization provides an umbrella network, demic year. “What separates Amnesty from a lot of he first focused on settling into the individual chapters work on relevant, “With [Amnesty],” he said, “I see the other more grass-roots-style organizations University community but then felt he regional issues. chance to be the change I want to see.”

Abbey Maxbauer Abhik Tambe Liz Prutz freshman freshman freshman

“I think that I would “I would probably “I’d punch a hole WORD just abandon my cry.” in it.” ON THE STREET mission.” What would you do if your food got stuck in the vending machine?

Max Yanowitz Philip Sossenheimer Alice Kassinger freshman junior senior

“I’d go to my room “I usually just try and “I would definitely and make Easy Mac.” shake it from the sides; bang on the glass. I’ve never actually done I don’t know what I the full body check. But would do... Like, how I can see where he’s bad did I want that coming from.” food?”

Hannah Gafen Rachel Tuteur Emily Meyers sophomore sophomore senior

“I’d just walk away “What I do is I hit the “I would probably and know the snack side, or I get somebody try and get it out, but wasn’t meant to be. stronger, i.e., a guy, to maybe not with quite Maybe stare at it for hit it, and then—I wasn’t as much force. It was a while.” even thinking about it, pretty funny.” but the culpability is not COURTESY OF SIDDHARTH RAVISHANKAR on me anymore...” 6 STUDENT LIFE KATHARINE JARUZELSKI | SENIOR CADENZA EDITOR | [email protected] THURSDAY, MARCH 6, 2014

CADENZA RECAPS THE AWARDS SEASON RED CARPET WRAPUP 2014

Another awards season is in the books, with “12 Years a Slave” taking home the Oscar for best picture while “Gravity” led all winners with seven awards. But who won the awards for best red carpet look? –Georgie Morvis, Staff Writer

Jennifer Lawrence Lupita Nyong’o OSCARS SCREEN Unsurprisingly, Jennifer Lawrence wore a Dior ACTORS GUILD dress to the Oscars, but surprisingly, AWARDS after being incred- ibly hit-or-miss If it were possible to show- this season, she case all of her award looks in absolutely dominated one picture, Lupita Nyong’o the red carpet—follow- would be the only focus of ing yet another tumble. Her this column. Never before has haircut has finally found a such an undiscovered talent style that screams iconic, and dominated awards season in her makeup was natural but such stunning fashion (pun stunning. Lawrence memora- intended). She was in the run- bly arrived on the red carpet ning for best dressed at every scene at the 2010 Oscars wear- event. My personal favorite of ing a Calvin Klein, girl-next-door her many looks was her vivid red dress. That dress was hotter turquoise gown at the Screen than haute couture, but this dress Actors Guild Awards, where she is both a smoldering callback to triumphed in the best support- her first red carpet nomination and ing actress category. The color a reminder that Lawrence can pull choice was daring and refreshing, off runway looks as well. Although her makeup complemented the dress she did not win her second perfectly and the ornate floral designs consecutive Oscar this year, she that made up the straps of the dress continued to provide her adoring were intriguing rather than distract- fans with endearing moments and ing. Hollywood should cast this Oscar breathtaking photos. winner in everything for her immense talents in both acting and fashion.

JAY L. CLENDENIN | LOS ANGELES TIMES | MCT

KIRK MCKOY | LOS ANGELES TIMES | MCT Julia Louis-Dreyfus Cate Blanchett GOLDEN GLOBES “Veep” star Julia Louis-Dreyfus went full bombshell & Sally Hawkins at the Golden Globes, where she was nominated for two different awards. She was also a memorable part of OSCARS the show, accessorizing with both an e-cigarette and a hot dog. Plenty of stars wore red on the Golden Globes These “Blue Jasmine” co-stars were both red carpet, but no dress was more daring than Louis- nominated for Oscars for roles in which Dreyfus’ skin-tight, floor-length Narciso Rodriguez they played sisters, and they looked like number. It’s hard to believe Louis-Dreyfus is more than sisters on Oscar night in matching dresses. twice the age of Jennifer Lawrence when she can pull Though their dresses were by different off a vibrant red dress just as well. designers (Armani Prive for Blanchett and Valentino for Hawkins), they could easily have been two pieces from the same collection. Both dresses were floor-length nude numbers with jewel embellishments, creating a classy and intricate look. Sadly, only Blanchett would Angelina Jolie take home an award (for best actress) that BAFTAs night, but both women deserve an award for The Oscar winner and humanitarian reminded best matching co-stars. viewers at the BAFTAs that being best dressed does not mean you have to wear a dress. Jolie eschewed a boring gown for a sleek and form-fitting custom Saint Laurent suit. She even matched with her partner Brad Pitt, who sported a tux. The undone bow tie has always been a questionable, drunk- at-prom look, but Jolie made it high fashion. Her smoky-eyed makeup and flowing hair all added to her refreshing and beautiful look.

JAY L. CLENDENIN | LOS ANGELES TIMES | MCT WALLY SKALIJ | LOS ANGELES TIMES | MCT THURSDAY, MARCH 6, 2014 KATHARINE JARUZELSKI | SENIOR CADENZA EDITOR | [email protected] STUDENT LIFE 7 cadenza JUDAH FRIEDLANDER TALKS Q&A WASH. U., ST. LOUIS, ‘30 ROCK’ ELIANA GOLDSTEIN It’s a cheese-like product. CONTRIBUTING REPORTER I think legally, you’re not allowed to call it cheese. Performing in a I’m fascinated by St. packed Edison Theatre Louis-style pizza. on Wednesday, March 5, Social Programming note: Imo’s could not be Board spring com- reached to confirm or edy headliner Judah deny this allegation. Friedlander joked about his presidential campaign, SL: It is indeed a place his status as reigning all its own. Now, we’re world champion of every- always curious—can thing and the sex parties you rate the audience’s he hopes to host. Student appearance from one to Life caught up with 10? Friedlander after the show JF: It’s a good-looking to discuss his act and school! I’d say 10 out of feelings on all things St. 10. Louis, from Imo’s Pizza to the attractiveness of the SL: Wow! College student body. Prowler only gave us a B or something. Student Life: How often JF: I’ll send them a mes- do you do college shows? sage. I disagree. Judah Friedlander: I’m not sure—that’s a good SL: We appreciate that! question. Let’s just say So, most people know about five to 10 a year. you from your time on “30 Rock”...Tina Fey is SL: And what did you something of a role model think of Wash. U. as a for [us]. venue? JF: Tina’s great! Tina’s JF: I’ve heard a lot about pretty much Liz Lemon... the school over the years, they’re the same person. and I’ve heard nothing but great things about the SL: What was your favor- school. And then, you ite hat you wore on the know, I’m getting a ride to show? the Edison Theatre and I JF: The one that said see something in the dis- “TRAP DO_R” with the tance and I’m like, “Oh, second “O” missing. The is that a castle? What idea being that the second is that?” And then I’m “O” had fallen through like, “Oh, that must be the trap door. the main entrance to the school or something.” The SL: How realistic is “30 campus, from the little bit Rock”’s portrayal of the that I saw, is incredible. world of television? And the theater was great! JF: I would ask Tina that. Really good acoustics, and A lot of the stuff is taken everyone working there, from experiences she had from students to staff, was being a head writer at really nice. [“Saturday Night Live”]... For example, on one SL: So how was your episode—it was called the experience working with “Sun Tea” episode—my [Social Programming character is peeing in jars Board]? and keeping them in my JF: They were great! office. So I go to Tina SL: Have you been to St. and I’m like, “A lot of the ZOE KLINE | STUDENT LIFE Louis before? storylines you write are Judah Friedlander conducts his standup comedy routine in Edison Theatre on Wednesday, March 5. Friedlander was one of two head- JF: I did some gigs here based off things that hap- liners for Social Programming Board’s spring comedy show and phoned Student Life Wednesday night for a quick interview. about a year ago at a rock pened...but c’mon...did club called the Firebird. this really happen?” And act, like, “This is my and tour all over the coun- kidding, and I was like, she’s like, “Yeah.” And office, I’m gonna pee try, all over the world. “Guys, no. I actually like SL: What’s your favorite I’m like, “Who was it?” in a jar and if someone That’s what I’ve pretty your movies.” I have some for a recap place in the city? And she goes, “Several comes in and sees that, much been doing for the of my own movies that I JF: I love making fun of people.” And I’m like, well, that’s their problem. last year. Just in the past want to write and make of the top Imo’s Pizza. It’s such a “WHAT?” I thought, They’re in my office.” few months, I’ve started that are that style. Some divisive topic because it’s “OK, it’s one freaky doing more acting. And of the hats I wore on moments specific to St. Louis. I creepy who’s doing this,” SL: Wow...Behind the I just did a cameo in a “30 Rock” were titles of remember the first time and she’s like, “No, there scenes on “SNL,” where movie called “Sharknado movies I want to make… from the I had it, I thought I was were like three different people just kind of... 2.” like “Karate Prom” and on a prank show where guys.” I’m like, “Why pee in jars. Yikes. So... “Shark Cop.” someone had given me would they even do that,” what’s kept you in stand- SL: OH MY GOD. spring the worst pizza in history, like why would they want up instead of primarily JF: I’m a huge fan of SL: So is that what’s next and then I realized, “Oh, to be in their office with screen roles? those kinds of movies, so for you? comedy this is how they actually that? And I’m not sure JF: Well, standup is my I contacted the network JF: I have two big proj- make it.” But I’ve come to if it was like complete favorite thing...There’s so as well as the production ects currently. One is a show, visit appreciate it, even though laziness, like they were in much filming for such a company and I’m like, standup album; the sec- it’s horrendous. I’ve come the middle of writing and long time, and standup’s “Guys, I want to be in ond is a standup concert studlife. to actually like it. Legally, didn’t want to get up and always been my main on this if you guys make documentary film. Then it’s not even like pizza. go all the way down the thing...I [can’t] really go another one”…I think after that, I have two mov- The cheese they use is, hall to the bathroom or on tour; I [have] to stay when I first contacted ies of my own that I want com/blog like, not even real cheese. like a territorial aggressive at home. I want to get out them they thought I was to write, make and be in.

NOAH JODICE itself as the antith- throughout, Williams’ falsetto interwoven While the theme ALBUM REVIEW CONTRIBUTING WRITER esis to the melancholic, odes to women are more between angelic harmo- of “G I R L” may be introverted rhythm and positive and universal. On nies and orchestral riffs. It Williams’ unabashed It’s been almost eight blues of Ocean and the title track, Williams bears some resemblance love for women, the goal Pharrell years since Pharrell The Weeknd, aligning sings, “We cannot help to Marvin Gaye’s great- is undoubtedly to cre- Williams’ debut solo itself closer to Justin who we’re attracted to/So est love songs. In fact, the ate a sense of fun. This Williams album, “In My Mind,” Timberlake’s recent let’s all dance, and elevate album as a whole sounds is expressed best in the was released, but Williams “The 20/20 Experience.” each other.” Love here is like Gaye’s “Let’s Get It song “Happy,” which has ‘G I R L’ has kept plenty busy since Timberlake is featured on about helping a partner to On” on speed, with most made the rounds recently then. Among various other “Brand New,” on which a higher place rather than songs being up-tempo in “Despicable Me 2,” credits, including Frank he and Williams duel pulling her down. and excitable, includ- a commercial for Beats Ocean’s “Sweet Life” and falsettos. The track calls “G I R L” is an album ing the phenomenal “It speakers and Williams’ Kendrick Lamar’s “Good to mind the retro funk and of mature love songs, Girl.” Tyler, the Creator, own 24-hour music video. Kid,” he was involved in disco of Chic. Other guest which is fitting for a self-professed Williams “Happy” is positive peer 2013’s two biggest hits credits include Miley Williams, who just turned super-fan, wrote on pressure at its best. Put (Williams produced Robin Cyrus on “Come Get it 40. The whole album is Twitter that the song was this song on repeat and let Thicke’s “Blurred Lines” Bae” and Alicia Keys on dedicated to women of “God Like.” It’s a song it brighten your day. and co-wrote Daft Punk’s the duet “Know Who You all kinds, hence the title. that is almost impossible Regardless of how you “Get Lucky” with the leg- Are.” “Lost Queen” describes a not to move your head feel before putting this endary Nile Rodgers). The “Marilyn Monroe” woman who is so amazing to, and Williams’ voice album on, you will leave trademark vibes of both opens the album, with she must be from another is marvelously smooth. feeling a bit brighter and of these songs are all over Williams declaring an planet. Although this is an Throughout the album, it’s a bit more willing to for fans of 2014’s “G I R L” (Daft unabashed love for his often-used trope in love the thoughtful chord struc- dance your way down the Michael Jackson, Marvin Punk is featured on “Gust crush, a woman who puts songs, Williams’ impec- tures and groove that keep sidewalk, and that’s all of Wind”). “G I R L” hits Cleopatra, Joan of Arc cable sense of melody these songs from feeling you can really ask for from Gaye on the upbeats, always and Monroe herself to and beat save it from like stale rhythm-and- a great set of songs. And singles to download bringing things back to shame. While Thicke’s cliche. After an interlude blues stereotypes. It’s hard if you don’t like it the first ‘It Girl,’ ‘Happy,’ ‘Lost Williams’ fun, hopelessly “Blurred Lines” had a of waves crashing, the to write about love, but time, give it a few more romantic side. sickly sense of mascu- song descends into a deep Williams dives in without listens to let the grooves Queen’ The album positions line dominance laced groove, with Williams’ a care. sink in. 8 STUDENT LIFE ZACH KRAM & DEREK SHYR | SENIOR SPORTS EDITORS | [email protected] THURSDAY, MARCH 6, 2014

Men’s basketball hosts Wilmington Friday

ZACH KRAM the tournament’s first two Bears in rebounds and Field House, where the SENIOR SPORTS EDITOR rounds this weekend; here’s a blocked shots, Aboona Bears went 14-0 this year. short summary of the team’s in assists and free throws Wilmington gained noto- For just the second outlook. made. Their strengths riety earlier this season time in program history, key players complement each other for upsetting Division I the No. 2 Washington Alan Aboona and Chris perfectly, making the two Miami University (Ohio), University’s men’s bas- Klimek—Wash. U.’s top seniors one of the best but the Fightin’ Quakers ketball team finished the scorers form one of the duos in Division III. have been inconsistent season with an undefeated top inside-outside com- “Part of the reason since. They’re on a hot record in University Athletic binations in the country. they work well together is streak, however, hav- Association play. The Bears Klimek has outscored they make good decisions ing won four straight enter the NCAA Division III Aboona by a total of two and they anticipate each games, including the Ohio tournament on an 18-game points this season (16.7 other very well,” head Athletic Conference cham- winning streak (23-2 overall) per game for Klimek, coach Mark Edwards said. pionship game. with six of those wins com- 16.6 for Aboona), and “They read the defense “Wilmington is the best ing by four points or fewer. each has carried the team well and they’ve run first-round game we have They’ve won close games, to a number of victories. everything so much, and ever played since I’ve they’ve won blowouts, they’ve Klimek is the undersized after four years of playing been here,” Edwards said. won with 90-plus points and center who bullies his way together, they’ve got each “They are a very strong, just 70—but they haven’t yet inside for layup after layup other down.” senior-oriented team. won anything in the playoffs, while Aboona is the sweet- this weekend They have a D1 player and STEPHEN HUBER | STUDENT LIFE and an early exit in the tour- shooting point guard who Wash. U.’s postseason beat Miami of Ohio in a Senior Alan Aboona drives to the basket against New York nament would give a magical hits 40 percent of his 6.6 starts on Friday night regular-season game, not University on Jan. 19. Aboona is averaging 16.6 points per game regular season a disappoint- three-point attempts per against Wilmington and 5.5 assists per game and has scored in double figures in all ing end. The Bears host game. Klimek leads the College (18-8) in the SEE MEN, PAGE 9 but three games this season. drink & dine [weekly bar and restaurant guide]

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MEN FROM PAGE 8 an exhibition. It will be losses this season. In the playing behind somebody those extra rebounds into fun. I’m looking forward first defeat, Klimek fouled who is one of the top play- layups and dominating the to it.” out while Aboona and ers in the region.” second-chance-points cat- If the Bears defeat junior forward Nick Burt With the five starters egory, they will be doubly Wilmington, they will each picked up four fouls; playing, the Bears can beat hard to defend. play either No. 24 Calvin in the second, Burt and any team in the country; if spread the ball around College (22-5) or No. 23 senior guard Tim Cooney they have to be removed, Wash. U. is second in Wittenberg College (21- fouled out while Aboona however, the team’s Division III in assists per 5) in the second round. and Klimek were saddled replacement options won’t game (19.6), trailing only The Bears haven’t played with foul trouble as well. have much experience in Grinnell College’s system- a ranked opponent since “[Foul trouble] is one late-game situations. skewed offense. And the Jan. 2. of those things that does pound the ball inside Bears share the ball while dictate who you can have In each of the Bears’ still not turning it over an KEYS TO SUCCESS on the floor, and we’ve two losses, they were excessive amount; their stay out of foul trouble been saddled with that bested by 14 in points in 1.58 assist-to-turnover While the Bears’ start- a lot this year in the first the paint, an anomaly ratio ranks fourth in the ing five is one of the top half,” Edwards said. “But for a team that normally country. With all five units in the country, its although our bench hasn’t relies on its size advan- starters all willing passers, bench is rather shallow— averaged a lot of points, tage to get easy baskets. a number of the team’s no reserve averaged even they are averaging qual- That the Red and Green offensive sequences con- 15 minutes or four points ity minutes, and that’s the ranked in the top 10 in sist of pretty, ping-pong a game during the regu- big thing…so we’re not Division III in rebounding passing culminating in an lar season. This lack of negligent with the bench. margin (+8.9 per game) open layup. depth haunted the Red They’re not getting the speaks to their formidable With reporting by Sahil and Green in their two points because they’re inside presence; by turning Patel.

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