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ENTERTAINMENT Eric Momou, Entertainment Editor New movies guaranteed to dazzle audiences b y s c r e a m i n g fun. What he does fans. Their coach REVIEW i s e s s e n t i a l l y ‘Whip It’ is seated in the ‘Zombieland’ take underused REVIEW Sierra Gillespie c e n t e r w i t h a Josh Heath ideas from other Production Assistant clipboard full of plays. The Master Production Assistant entertainment sources. of Ceremonies, hilariously played by For example, he takes the idea Drew Barrymore’s family tree dates Saturday Night Live veteran Jimmy Zombies are unintelligent due to of projecting words onto the area back to classic Hollywood, and now Fallon, blares through the speakers. rotted brains and usually slow and around the characters, like Columbus’ living up to her family name, Barrymore Although they lose this match, Bliss shambling. Do they pose a threat? Of “rules to survival.” He also adopts the has released a masterpiece. After hones her gift and soon the team starts course. And it is really not different at slow-motion montage intro, which 31 active years in the entertainment winning. all in “Zombieland.” is actually done exceptionally well. industry, Barrymore has finally debuted Their main drive is to defeat the The entire world, except for maybe six And even the funny zombie film was her directorial skills. running champs, led by the vile captain people, have all been forcefully drafted obviously inspired from the Simon Ellen Page hits the screen as a Iron Maven, played by Juliette Lewis. into the shambling masses. Within this Pegg vehicle “Shaun of the Dead.” But teenage misfit, much like her former With this in mind, Bliss learns to gem of a film lies reliable characters, Fleischer’s casserole of ideas comes role of Juno MacGuff in the 2007 overcome her passive nature, letting amusing jokes and exhilarating action out just swell even if it is not the most phenomenon. out her bottled-up frustration on the sequences. So load up your shotgun, original thing on the planet. Page stars as Bliss Cavendar, whose rink. buckle your seatbelt and get ready for Although the movie is really fun, the social life is the extent of an after- Meanwhile, somehow making time a great ride. story itself is quite weak. Columbus school job at a restaurant in her small with her hectic schedule, Bliss casually One can easily identify with all meets Tallahassee, and they meet Texas town. Her mother dominates sees Oliver (Landon Pigg), a boy she four of the main characters. There is Little Rock and Wichita, together Bliss’ time by forcing her to unwillingly met while at her first derby. Their Columbus (“Adventureland” veteran going cross-country in search of a participate in local pageants. relationship blossoms throughout the Jesse Eisenberg), who tags along with safe haven. Pretty in story scope, but While in Austin, Bliss notices a film, but eventually ends because of Tallahassee (Woody Harrelson), a nobody went to “Zombieland” for the flier for a roller derby. Intrigued, she activities that occurred while Oliver’s kick-butt-and-take-names zombie- engrossing story. They went to see convinces her best friend to sneak band is on tour. Though heartbroken slaying cowboy. These two find s o m e engaging zombie out and attend. Once they arrive Bliss by this loss, Bliss continues to skate Wichita (Emma Stone) and Little k i l l s and to laugh out is overwhelmed by the brutal yet and is crowned “rookie of the year.” Rock (Abigail Breslin), congirls loud. The movie entertaining sport. The tremendous pressure from the who also happen to be sisters. delivers both, with After the tournament concludes, skating puts a strain on her relationship Columbus plays like any character most coming from Bliss tells the skaters, “I just wanted to with her parents, played by Daniel ripped right from the Michael Tallahassee. As an let you all know that you are my new Stern and Marcia Gay Harden. This Cera mold, having the same added bonus, there is heroes.” The skater, who becomes a results in Bliss temporarily moving mannerisms and speech patterns. one of the best cameos good friend and mentor to Bliss, replies out of the house and deciding the Little Rock’s performance is also by a big-time celebrity with, “Put on some skates. Be your importance of skating. reminiscent of any of Dakota of all time, but own hero.” Hours later she pursues In the end, the film has an ultimatum Fanning’s overly mature revealing it here this goal, starting by unearthing her like many other sports movies, yet ‘tweenager’ roles. would give away childhood roller skates. somehow it is different. Originally These are the only a rather splendid Bliss goes to tryouts and discovers when her parents were informed of negative things surprise. her remarkable skill. With this talent her newfound love, they disapproved. to be said of the The undead, she makes the “Hurl Scouts” with When the film concludes, they support characters. And, ghouls, brain teammates such as Maggie Mayhem their daughter in her new endeavor, of course, Emma m u n c h e r s . (Kirsten Wiig) and Smashly Simpson leading the film to conclude with Bliss Stone is a stone- These despicable (Barrymore). Bliss dubs herself Babe continuing to skate. cold fox. monsters are always Ruthless and the action begins. Unlike many recent teenage-centered T h i s f i l m i s a r o u n d , a l w a y s Bliss soon realizes that the team she films, “Whip It” does not solely revolve director Ruben hungry and always belongs to does not have the best track around sex and drugs, which makes F l e i s c h e r ’ s intimidating—unless, record. In fact, her team has ranked it unique in the days of “Jennifer’s directorial debut. The criteria that of course, pianos are being dropped the lowest in the league for several Body” and “Pineapple Express,” yet has been seemingly implemented on them. years. When she discusses this with still appealing. onto new directors is that to become “Zombieland” delivers a well-needed her team, she finds that they believe The film is an explosive manifesto of big, one must bring a plethora of dose of comedy into the viewer’s life, the importance is the game, not the fantastic music, great acting and good new ideas to the table and craft an but it also kicks up the heartbeats with score. laughs. “Whip It” cements Barrymore’s extraordinary film, filled with fresh its invigorating action sequences. If Knowing her team always loses does status as a Hollywood icon, making her ideas and originality. Fleischer did not you have not gone out to see this film not comfort Bliss on the evening of entrance into the directorial world a do a bad job. Quite the opposite in fact. yet, you better, as Tallahassee said, her first match. She, along with her definite win, hopefully leading to many He is a competent director. The movie “nut up or shut up.” team, enters the rink surrounded more films to come. is polished, crisp and just overall ‘The Lost Symbol’: a regrettable read from author Dan Brown his sudden involvement in Brown, these whirlwind affairs and awkward sentences to u n i q u e Laura Meeker world-changing events. Since of a man whose hair has gone give any English teacher a characters. Graphic Artist the first book, “Angels and gray are far, far from the worst minor heart attack. The book In a book REVIEW In the most recent release by Demons,” Robert Langdon, a features of the book. Brown’s is also continuously praised with a large Dan Brown, author of “The Da college professor, with little writing of dialogue is awkward for the quick pace of action, cast of characters like “The Vinci Code” and “Angels and personality but for the banal, and toneless, with no ear for but this is because of a painful Lost Symbol,” this is a very Demons,” Robert Langdon, poorly-written phrases that his dialect or inflection. The clunky overuse of cliffhangers and bad thing. Guards, wise men, the James Bond of symbology, author allows him, manages to speech pops up repeatedly in character epiphanies. Usually, women and villains are masses embarks on yet another quest go through two passionate the introductions, setting for Brown’s work, the attention of cardboard cutouts shuffling of clues and mysteries. relationships. He has one in and buildings, which sound to detail and plot is easy to along from page to page. The latest book, “The Lost the first book with a stunning suspiciously like Brown copy applaud, but the twists and In the end, I can only Symbol,” follows Robert scientist named Vittoria, and and pasted Wikipedia articles turns of the book grow too recommend the book to Langdon’s path through the second in “The Da Vinci straight into his text without predictable as Brown uses someone in the mood for a Washington, D.C. in search Code” with an unsettling young bothering to correct any glaring many of the same plot devices quick read… if they enjoy of a Masonic treasure. The French girl named Sophie. contrasts to his own writing. over and over again. books that read like narrated problem is Robert Langdon is Evidence of the girls have all The book itself is an editor’s He repeats characters as textbooks instead of actual quickly becoming much like but disappeared.