'Mystery professor' also fooled university by Ken Murray vice-president for academic affairs, himself as being from Holland and position at the university, Campbell Paul Crafton, the now-famous Crafton used the name Jonathan Co., a management consultant firm in explained. "mystery professor" who taught at David North while he was teaching Wilmington." Grafton's hirers, "Had he presented himself as Paul several eastern colleges 'under a Programming Systems II, a 400 level however, did not check out the in- Crafton, we would have hired him to variety of aliases, taught two sections computer science course. formation. teach because of the shortage of of a computer science course at the Although Crafton used false creden And even though the "mystery pro- qualified teachers in the field," he university during the 1981 spring tials when he applied to the universi fessor'' presented himself as. said. semester. ty, his credentials "worke~ out," Jonathan D. North, his real creden- Crafton's contract was not renewed According to Dr. L. Leon Campbell, Campbell said. "Crafton presented tials were good enough to merit him a (Continued to poge 11)
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Friday, April I, 1983 Vol~ 107 No. 19 WXDR returns Budgeting cuts to the airwaVes by Bill Everhart affect colleges Good evening. It's 7 o'clock. And you're by Stuart Davis and M. Daniel Suwyn listening to WXDR. 91.3 - FM stereo -in The 10 university colleges have been forced Newark. to cut as much as 6 percent from their 1983-'84 WXDR, the university's non-commercial fiscal budgets, according to Provost L. Leon radio station, makes its return to the air Campbell. The cuts are part of a university waves today after almost five months of non wide belt-tightening effort aimed at saving $3 broadcast while they converted from 10-watts million from the proposed university budget. mono to 1,000 watts stereo. Cuts were allocated by the provost's office "It feels good to be back," said General based on student demand and expected col Manager Bill Wobl. "We're all really excited lege gr9wth, Campbell ~xplained. The cuts about it." ranged from ~ p~rcent in the Colleg_es of WXDR's studios are now located in the Business and Economics, Physical Education basement of the Student Center annex after and Engineering, to 3 percent in the College of being moved from their former third floor Stu Arts and Sciences, and 6 percent in the College dent Center location. of Education. · The new location houses the station's of "No cuts were across the board," Campbell fices, record library, an "air" studio, two' pro said. "It was necessary to evaluate the finan duction studios, a performance studio, and a cial positions of each college." newsroom. A3 a result, Campbell predicts each college WXDR 's power increase was prompted by a and department will have to reevaluate its 1978 Federal ·communication Commission programs and course offerings. (FCC) action establishing a minimum 100 Also cut by the provost's office were watt category thereby causing all10 watt sta academic support funds, which include the tions to boost their signal; WXDR chose to in proposed termination of some student work crease to 1,000 watts. study programs, funds which pay for part The .increase in power nece_ssitated the time faculty and funds which pay faculty who aquisition of new equipment for the station, teach extra classes. and their new studios contain thousands of Campbell said the bulk of the savings will dolla~s worth of new equipment funded by the come from not filling vacant faculty positions. university and installed by Radio Systems, He emphasized that no tenured faculty would Inc. (RSI) of Media, Pa. be dismissed. . According to Wohl, Radio Systems, Inc. was "We do not wish to lose tenured faculty. It responsible for the purchase of new equiP:. would be devastating for morale," said Helen ment, installation, and the refurbishing of the Gouldner, dean of the College of Arts and old equipment. Science. "They really did a beautiful job," said After meeting with an advisory group con Wohl, adding that RSI was also responsible sisting of department chairmen earlier in the for training a small group of students in the year, Gouldner was able to cut $650,000 from operation of the new equipment. the college's operating budget. The bulk of the WXDR originally planned to go back on the cuts she made came from terminating 17 un air earlier this year but due to delays in con filled positions in different departments of the struction they were forced to reschedule their college. ' return for today. Once the construction was "It was hard to cut fat," Gouldner said. "We completed the equipment contractors were were already pretty lean." free to start installing the broadcast equip She admits that some of ~he 21 Arts and ment. Science departments were hurt more than Station Manager Cate Cowan said, "We others but said everyone involved has been planned to go on the air April 8, and we're "very cooperative." going to go on the air _April 8," adding that Department-chairs, however, are concern she too was pleased with the job RSI had done. A PROTESTER IS TAKEN INTO CUSTODY by an· Upper Merion ed that the loss of faculty positions will mean · Wohl said the station will start out with a Township policeman Tuesday during a demonstration at the that registration will be more competitive in limited broadcasting schedule - being on the General Electric Space Center in Valley Forge, PA. Forty-five the fall. Gouldner predicted that less air for only several hours a day, but will very demanded courses will be offered on either an quickly be expanding that schedule. people were arrested. See story and more pictures on pages 2 and3. alternate semester or an alternate year basis. (Continued to poge 13) (Continued to poge 15) Page 2 • THE REVIEW • AprilS, 1983
Opinion ====~=by Steve Coates Tension mounted as the two waiting almost impatiently opposing forces faced each for the next wave of civil other. On one side: 150 deter disobedience. mined demonstrators. On the In groups of twos and other: 20 committed police threes, the protesters ap and security guards. And proached the plant every two neither group was willing to minutes from the group compromise. assembled on both sides of the As the first p~ir of pro plant entrance. Singing, chan testers walked forward onto ting, and praying, wearing the property of the General everything from every-day Electric (GE) Space Center street clothes to flowing robes, in Valley Forge, Pa., the con -Catholics, Protestants and frontation began. Immediate Jews alike were arrested for ly surrounded by security, the trespassing on GE property. young men were politely ask ed to leave. A stiff early spr At one point, a young man ing breeze "swept petals off bearing a large wooden cross the wilting daffodils the men on his back emerged from the held in their hands, bom group. His body sagged under barding the officers in front of its weight; his face was red them in a small yet brilliant. from the strain. The security shower of yellow. manager's fa.ce showed no His voice quivering from a emotion as he approached the combination of determination man and asked him to leave. and fear, 1the first Defiantly, the man slid out demonstrator ~?poke: "Sir, we from ~der the cross, letting are caretakers of God's pro it fal~ to the ground with a perty and you're not using it thtm;li>. He fell limply to the correctly," he said, refusing ground, still determined as to leave. the police dragged him and Ignoring this, a somber his partner, who was chan faced. security manager to ting in Hebrew, to the police GE motioned th_e_ Upper car. Merion Township - Police to As arrest after arrest was arrest the men for trespass made, both sides grew more ing. The two then fell to the restless. Finally, clad in a ground, one reciting the Lord's ministerial robe and bearing Prayer, the other trying to a wine-filled golden chalice reason with the police. As the and a small loaf of bread, the poli-ce struggled to lift the un Rev. Vernon Schmid, of the ·cooeerating protesters il}to university's United Campus the waiting van, the daffodils Ministry, walked slowly with fell from their hands and two other men to give them were trampled by the crowd communion on GE property. of surrounding newsmen and As they knelt in prayer, the police. security force converged In the crowd of upon them. Schmid pr-epared demonstrators standing out to give communion to Robert side GE's property, the Smith, co-founder of the spirits were high. The Brandywine Peace Com Review Photos by Jonathan James demonstrators waved and munity, but police lifted cheered at passing cars as the Smith from the ground. Con security force stood at a fusion marked their faces as distance drinking coffee, (Continued to -10)
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CLOCKWISE FROM TOP LEFT: Protesters assem ble along Goddard Boulevard across from the GE Space Center in Valley Forge, Pa. A demonstrator bearing a cross is confronted by a GE security official. The first to be arrested, Steven Oldham, of Philadelphia, is given some help getting into a police von.
Protesters demonstrate at General Electric
by Dennis Sandusky Satellite Communications System III (DSCS Ill) is they probably would not get that far. The arrest intended to provide a vital link in military com- closest to the plant was made just inside the outer Forty-five people were arrested for trespassing munications during and after a limited nuclear parking lot, about 300 yards from the building. The . during a protest march on General Electric's (GE) war. demonstration ended as scheduled at 9 a.m. Space Center in King Of Prussia, Pa. early Tuesday "They have as much right to protest as morning in an effort to challenge GE's design and anybody," said Ken Leinweber, a GE represen- The Rev. Dean Snyder, a Protestant chaplain at production of defense weapon systems. tative, "as long as they do it peacefully on public Drexel University and the United Methodist property." chaplain at the University of Pennsylvania, spoke Over 150 protesters gathered at 6:30 a.m. and to the crowd on a loudspeaker before the first pair marched from the King of Prussia Plaza across Several workers at the Center declined comment of demonstrators was arrested. Goddard Boulevard, where they were met. im on the day's proceedings. mediately by GE security and officers of the Upper Members of the Brandywine Peace Community. "We come on behalf of the children, and on behalf Merion Township Police. along with other organizations and individuals, of a future for all humanity. We come, as the Bible walked onto the property in groups of two and three says, to 'choose life, so that you and your children "We're trying to get people here to stop and think might live.' " about their jobs," said Steven Oldham, one of the approximately every three minutes and were pro- first to be arrested, before he fell to the ground and mptly arrested. Each of the 45 arrestees will be charged with refused to cooperate with his arrestors. The Rev. Vernon Sclunid of the university's criminal trespass and criminal conspiracy, ac United Campus Ministry was arrested as he knelt in cording to a police spokesman. Oldham, 30, of Philadelphia, said his wife was prayer on GE property, giving the Eucharist to two "The people that were arrested volunteered," seven months pregnant. "We're afraid of our other peace activists. ·said Sclunid. "We've been planning this since well child's future. We don't believe GE has a right to be Sclunid said local authorities were informed in before Christmas." here,;, he exclaimed as he was lifted into the back advance of the group's intentions to trespass. He "i think today was a success," said one of a waiting police van. added that this was the largest group to commit demonstrator. "The ultimate success would be if "This was God's property first," one protester civil disobedience of this type on the East Coast. we could stop the arms race.'' said when he was told he was trespassing. "I'm going up there to affirm all that's happened GE security, however, denies that the group had GE is the country's fourth largest defense con today, to affirm Easter and to commemorate the any effect on the plant's operation or worker effi- tractor, drawing a reported $6 million from the U.S. assasination of Dr. Martin Luther King,'' he said. ciency · Treasury daily. "They want peace," said one GE official. "We all Sclunid said the protesters would walk all the want peace. Any thinking person realizes that's im The Space Center's current project, the Defense way to the building if possible but acknowledged portant." Page 4 • THE REVIEW • April 8, 1983 Supre_me Court aids·rights of 'vulnerable' by Lisa Crotty tional system," Holtzman known as attempting to "strip The Supreme Court is the said. the court" of its con "vindicator of rights" for The Supreme Court has stitutional powers. But many of the powerless and also caused a lot of concern Holtzman said that a fair vulnerable members of socie among the "new right" minded court could not find ty, said Brooklyn District At Holtzman said. She added she statutes to "strip the court" torney Elizabeth Holtzman, believes the Moral Majority c9nstitutional, and even the the second speaker in the is a "backward looking members of Congress would Paul Dolan Lecture Series, phenomena, a phenomena of have to seriously worry about Wednesday night at Clayton people frightened by modern their political future if they Hall. society, and our modern supported such a bill. The powerless and culture, and want to go back vulnerable members of socie to some kind of primitive These attempts, according ty, Holtzman said, include times, especially when it af to Holtzman, to strip the court the mentally ill, criminal, ana fects women.'' could radically change the the poor, Holtzman told her alignment of power in ways The Court has been pursu we can't foresee. She added audience of 80 these people ing a policy of ptivacy for the are not always treated fairly the Constitution has been ser Elizabeth. Holtzman individual, according to if left to the majority, and ving this country for the past Holtzman, hence the deci 200 years, and should not be "legislators act not on the ------ sions about availability of basis of what they think the where they were not right, tampered with lightly. We birth control and abortion. must make efforts, she said, public wants, but on the basis she said, was the 'separate She said that members of the of 'pressure groups and lob but .equal' decision, condon to protect our freedom. ing segregation. Holtzman Moral Majority and Congress bies." are now trying to move those Holtzman concluded, "All She cited the recent polls said this was because the decisions from the Supreme of us are going to have to con that show a large number of Court reflects the social con Court te the Congress. tinue our efforts to assure Americans in favor of gun sensus. And it was that con that the court system is a part control, but maintained the sensus that led to the over The Moral Majority is anti of our government and will NRA is such a powerful lobby turning of that decision 80 ERA, abortion, affirmative remain untampered with, and that no legislation can be years later. action, Holtzman said. In ad will be basically in a position passed. dition the Family Protection to vindicate the rights of The Supreme Court is not Because the Court reflects Act, which Moral Majority those who can't have their always right, but they can current opinion, "To say the supported legislators must rights vindicated elsewhere." have the courage to stand up Supreme Court is less agree to, will cut off aid to The next lecture in the and "do what's right" democratic than the schools that use text-books Dolan series will feature because the Justices don't legislature, is really one, to showing women in non Mark Tushnet of Georgetown have to work for re-election, ignore the facts, and two, to traditional roles. University on May 5, in 115 Holtzman said. An instance misconstrue our constitu- This has recently become Purnell at 8 p.m.
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Gallery talk 3 p.m . to 4 Main Gallery. Gallery talk 3 p.m. to 4 Inc. 4 p.m. 203 Drake Hall. Free and p.m. p.m. open to the public. EXHIBIT - Discarded Treasures: EXHIBIT - Discarded Treasures: GATHERING - "All-Campus Archeology of the Mendenhall Privy. Archeology of the Mendenhall Privy. Gathering." Ewing Room, Student West Gallery. West Gallery. Campus Briefs WorkshOpS disCUSS humanities grants Dickison School of Law General Alumni Association. The Delaware Humanities Forum (DHF) The meeting will be held at the Wilmington will be sponsoring three grant-writing Hilton Inn at 5:30p.m. for the Social hour and . workshops in April for non-profit groups in- 6:30 p.m. for the dinner and meeting. terested in applying for grants from the The National Convention will also be organization. · discussed, which will take place in Houston, All three workshops will be held from 10 June 19 to 22. a.m. to noon on April 12 at the Old Court • Fore reservations contact Karen Glass at House, Georgetown, April13 at the Goodstay 575-3614. The dinner price is $13 for advance Dining Room, Goodstay Center, and April 14 reservations and $14 at the door. at the Community· Meeting Room of the Blue Hen Mall, Dover. DHF staff members will be available to discuss procedures, guidelines and criteria · Anti-feminism in religion discussed for grant applications. Reservations are re quired for free registration. The anti-female bias in traditional religion For more information write Delaware - will be one of the topics discussed by noted Humanities Forum, 2600 Pennsylvania Ave., theologian and author Dr. Rosemary Ruether Wilmington, Del. 19806, or call 738-8491. at "Womanspirit," Saturday, April 9 at Clayton Hall. "Womanspirit," a lecture and workshop series on current trends in women's spirituali Walk-a-thon set to fight birth defects ty and theology, will help participants better An estimated 3,000 walkers from all over understand how religious trends have con New Castle County will march 30 kilometers tinually affected the roles of women. this year iri tlie March of Dimes Wallt Dr. Ruether,-professor-of theology at Gar--- America to help stomp out birth defects. rett Theological Seminary in Illinois and TRUTH AND JUSTICE This year's walk, sponsored by the Son's of keynote address speaker for the event will Italy, will be held on Sunday, April 24 at 8:30 also give a workshop on "Thinking a.m. at the Christiana Mall. Theologically.'' Interested? Birth defects are the country's number one Other workshops featured will be: Religion child health problem, and last year's walk-a and Third World Women-Or. Francis Ringer thon supplied the March of Dimes with $20 of Lancaster Seminary, Religious Art by If you're living in a residence million to aid research, medical services, and Women-Lisa Lyons, Director of Delaware Art hall next year, apply for a stu education on genetic defects. ' Se~s, Traditional and Non-Traditional Ex Pre-registration is required, and sponsor pressions of Women's Spirituality-seren~ty dent position on the Resident sheets are available by calling 737-2232. Young, religion program lecturer from Hunter College, Women and Peace-Elizabeth Court for the next academic Bankruptcy judge speaks in Wilmington McAlister, peace activist. Ruether has authored many articles and year. U.S. Bankruptcy Judge Helen Balick will be books including: "Religion and Sexism", the speaker at a meeting of the Delaware 'Women of Spirit', "New Woman, New Applications available at the Chapter of the National Association· of Ac Earth", and "To Change the World." . countants on April 26, according to R.A. Mot "Womanspirit" is sponsored by United RSA · Office 1n 211 Student linger, director of publicity for the Delaware Campus Ministry and is co-sponsored by Chapter of the National Association of Ac Newark N.O.W., Delmarva Ecumenical Center~ countants. Agency, Lutheran Campus Ministry, and Deadline for ap-plications is 4:30 BaUck is a member of the Delaware, c.o.w.A·.c. American and the Federal Bar Associations, The event will be from 9 a.m. to 3 p.m. and p.m. Friday, April15, 1983. as well as many other professional organiza-. registration will be available at the door for tions. Currently, she is Vice President for the $2. (students $1.). Page 6 • THE REVIEW • April 8, 1 '113.3 ~1 AN}WE~Ylr! I K~W YaJ'R£ --editorial------__,.;.-- "'fWNKI~lG I \ UOIII CAN I AFfORD rut~?~ Beach Blanket Bingo IJ)(EN '"
James Watt, the ever-sensible secretary of the Depart ment of the Interior, has decided to ban rock groups from performing at Fourth of July ceremonies on the Mall in Washington. His reasoning? According to Watt, rock bands have attracted the "wrong element" to past Independence .. NorONtY, Nd{ Day festivities. · 'Mit, '!XJN{ ANS'WfR 'lft,l Mr. Watt, in hopes of deterring such undesirables from W.U 6E1 AU. !1fS' (JVJ,'/M )tJUGf[ attending the activities on the Mall, has cancelled the AU scheduled appearance of the Beach Boys. Perhaps he fears Wdl~- 17/lf.. that fans will congest traffic with surf boards and beach ~IAJ1()NSI blanket parties. NOW WHAt ' This theory only serves to exaggerate the ridiculousness ~UW)tlu of Watt's action. His stereotypical assumptions may be in PAY 7 consequential compared to other problems plaguing the nation at present, but they are an apt illustration.of some of -"'"'"OON'r 4v~ the dubious policy decisions made by the secretary since his Ytr.. , appointment ir:J 1980. His choice to replace the Beach Boys? Wayne Newton. ~From the Capitol by Art Buchwald~ let's hope the enthusiastic throngs of polyester-clad groupies aren't as difficult to handle as are most of Watt's environmental policies. Bonzo Goes to Star Wars President Reagan was ed. threw his arms around the relaxing in his office at five Bonzo put his hands on his president. o'clock, after putting in a head, which he always did "That's it!" the president Secret ~scttedules hard day's work, with his best when he was thinking. Then said. "All we would need is ~ - ... ~ • ""' • ..... '-.1 ' friend Bonzo. The president he let out a squeal and went to some powerful death ray that The university admi~lstration deserves applause for pro was sipping a scotch and a drawer and took out a could zap the missiles as soon mptly issuing spring final exam schedules. Rather than the water, and Bonzo was drink photograph of a chimpanzee as they were launched. But traditional preliminary and finalized exa~ schedules, the ing a banana daiquiri. and jumped on the presi how?" university published one definite list of exams, lessening "You know what worries dent's desk. Bonzo went over to a mid-semester confusion for many students. me the most, Bonzo?" the "Ham is dead?" radiator and sat on it. Problems arose, however, with the distribution of president asked. Bonzo shook his head again. The president looked at Bonzo looked up, all ears. Then he hopped over to the him. "Radiator?" ·schedules. Some students were unaware of their availabili "This whole concept of TV set, turned it on and put an Bonzo shook his head. ty, failing to have spotted them at one of the designated MAD -- Mutual Assured Atari Star Wars game on the "Radiator? Heat? A heat d,istribution points on campus. Destruction. We can no screen. seeking death ray that would It is admirable that the university is attempting to instate longer go into the 21st century "Stop horsing around Bon make their ICBM's in a scheduling procedure which leaves less room for building bigger and bigger zo," the president said. "This operable!" discrepancy, but the new schedules must first be s~en by weapons. We have to figure is very important.'' Bonzo squealed again and students. A possible system could be one already utilized out a way of making nuclear Bonzo pointed to the TV hugged the president. by the bookstore, which posts bright, eye-catching yellow weapons impotent and ob screen and then pointed to the President Reagan rushed and red signs on campus bulletin boards to announce their solete so our children and map of the Soviet Union. over to his telephone and got used book buying program. your children will no longer The president realized Bon the Joint Chiefs of Staff. "I be faced with the specter of zo was trying to tell him want everyone in my office Students are always anxious to discover what the last war." something. "Don't help me, tomorrow morning." week of the academic year will hold, and the administra Bonzo jumped off the couch Bonzo. I think I'm getting it. Then the president poured tion should help relieve some of the anxieties we have and onto a chair, where he If we could put something in Bonzo another banana dai about finals week. let us in on the plans next semester. started angrily beating a map space we could shoot down quiri and said gratefully, of the Soviet Union-with both Soviet missiles from the sky. "Bonzo, you've done it ~=====letters welcome======hands. Is that what you're driving again." "The question is, how c~n at?" (c) 1983, Los Angeles Times The Review welcomes letters from our readers. . All cor we do it?" the president mus- Bonzo squealed again and Syndicate respondence should include a signature and phone number and be typed on a 60-space line. We will withhold names on request, ~~~~~~~~letters~~~~~~~~ but must have names and numbers for our files. Dispelling myths about weight
To the editor: is reason to believe, -ac in America today, particular cording to Bennett and Gurin ly as a way of attaining social I am writing in response to that our body weights are in approval. Lack of self Feature Forum article, "Por fluenced by a biological set acceptance, feeling badly trait of a perpetual pig" by point and that our bodies ac about one's body result, fOr Tobias Naegele , Lizanne Sobolesky which in tually defend a certain body many, in obsessive preoc Editor-in-Chief my opinion reflects ignorance Kim Keiser weight within a range of a few cupation with slimness, with Dove Hamill Managing Editor Business Manager on her part regarding the in pounds. This, the authors calorie counting and dieting. fluences on her body weight assert, explains the difficulty Further, there has been a rise Pim Von Hemmen laura likely Cyrus M. Brinn and is offensive in terms of of losing weight and the in the incidence of eating Executive Editor Editorial Page Editor Advertising 01rector the author's invitation to "plateaus" people read~ disorders on campuses across News Editors .. Bill Everhart , Jeanne Leahy readers to laugh at people beyond which it is extremely Donna Stochecki, Kathl~en Quinn the U.S. as Domke reports. Features Editor ...... Virginia Rossett1 who are ·'chubby". The arti difficult to reduce. Suffice it For all of these reasons Sports Ed;tor ...... \. Karyn So raga cle sadly perpetuates com to say tl:}at more than Sobolesky's article is un Photo Editor. . • • . . . . • • . . BHI Wood, Jr. monly held myths that one's Copy Editors .. . Garry George, Ken Murray, willpower and exercise in fortunate . Dennis Sandusky weight is directly related to fluence physical appearance. I trust that those people Assistant Features Editors . .. Clare Brown, Marla Dufendach how much one eats and that Assistant Sports Editors . . . Jim Lanza lotto Andy West who are obsessed about their Ass1stont Photo Editor . .... Dan Piper one's size is merely a matter I'm aware that much weight and/or feeling out of Assistant 8us1ness. Manager . .. Julie Sterner of self-discipline and research is being done on control around food will know Assistant Advertising Di rector I . Scott Currie willpower. Susan Wooley, a body weight and there is still Contributing Editors. . . Jim Hughes Casey Gilmore, there are helpful resources on Scott l. Manners researcher and psychologist much to learn. However, it is campus: Eating Disorders C.S . Wayne Illustrator .. reports that the obese eat no sad that Sobolesky in her arti Program, Wellspring (Health Advertising Art . . ... M1chelle Modinabe111a Staff Writers ...... Chris Goldberg, Lizonne Sobolesky, ffiOre than the non-Obese; that cle perpetuates this culture's Center at Laurel Hall) and Sheilo Soints, AI Kemp, Lori Hill .:>Offie peopleS' metabOliC bias against being overweight the Center of Counseling and Published twice weekly dunng the ocodemic yeor ond once weekly during Winter Session by the SystemS appear tO maintain student body of the University of Delaware, Newark, Delaware, 19711 . . or "chubby". Too many peo Student Development, (Stu Editorial and business office at 8 -1 Student Center. Phone 738-2771 , 738-2772, 738-2774. 8us~ness leanneSS While Others main- ple are obsessed with their dent Center). L:ho:ur.:.s,;,:IO..:;o.:..m.:..t.:.o.:.3P::.;,·...m ._M_o_nd-oy;_t-hr-ou.;;g_hF_r_'do..;,y_ . ______. tain adiposity. Further, there appearance and body weight Michele Sullivan AprilS, 1983 • THE REVIEW • Page 7 ~Out There, Not Here ~~by Scott Manners~ ~E.oM. 1~\Nk WE'lt \\\6\\LY l'Rof\Tt\6LE, MAKE -Fade Fast E~~'l MONEY 1\ND &E.\ I don't want to hear about look for Louisville to bounce \\U&E; \P\:1. ~~ it. I don't want to hear about back and win the Stanley Cup, 20 hours straight through to with the New Jersey Generals ~REA~~ ' r:' the Sunshine State. I don't winning their division if they want to hear how much you can trade their helmets and drank and how perfect the shoulder pads for gloves and weather was. And I certainly bats in time to enter the Na don't want to hear about ex tional League East. Hershel hibitionist Blue Hens at the Walker could be the greatest Button. I don't want to hear it. pinch runner of all time. The worst thing about Spr *** So 'N~'RE (fo\T\~6 OOT ing Break is if your only Two months ago things Or 1\\E OlL BU.S\N£~S travel was home to · New were more than bleak on the Jersey. You know as you pass FM radio front. The airwaves I the last "Sorry for the in seemed to be the exclusive \ rP-:.v ! convenience, Del Dot" sign domain of the Who and the on your way out of Newark Rolling Stones. Not that I'll i that in ten days you will be deny the importance and ~ mercilessly plagued by tann value of those bands, but ed Lauderdale-lovers just there's something diluted looking for an excuse to wear about "Baba ·O'Reilly" after fl!J\~ a white shirt. With that in you've heard it 10,000 times. mind, paying the toll at the The teenagers in Town Del Mem Br takes on all new shend's wasteland are all ~! meaning, sealing your fate as pushing 40 now, so how much a destiny of painfully un relevance is left? ~Are You Kidding Me? by Casey Gilmore~ solicited Spring Break stories Thankfully, however WX and anecdotes. DR's return is imminent and WIFI has changed formats The Fear of Aging So let's just avoid the whole subject, shall we? Why completely, making rock and "The moral test of a society land where youth is worship One of America's greatest doesn't everyone with a tan roll radio a reality again. WX is the way that it treats people ped and death is rarely men crimes against her elderly is and ten days of tall tales stay DR is coming back with a ton in the dawn of life (children), tioned by name.'' He allowing them to be cared for inside for two weeks until you of stereo power, and not a mo people in the twilight of life describes the loneliness, in nursing homes, which are fade and tire of re-living ment too soon. Despite (the old), and people in the . isolation•sickness and pover run according to the prin recess. By that time the rest WIFI's switch to new (wave) shadows of life (the poor, the ty that pervade the "golden ciples of private enterprise, of us should be through with music, they still cling to a sick, the handicapped)." age" generation. not of human(e) considera our jealous rage. claustrophobic playlist of Hubert Humphrey tions. A case presently before about 40 songs, and the DJs After the final layer of my The American ethics of a Texas grand jury charges a * ** remain numbingly bland. Spring Break suntan has peel youth and productivity pre nursing home with the This must be a great time of WXDR will never resort to a ed off, memories remain of vent the elderly from main murder of at least eight pa year for sports fans. The playlist and whether its DJ's the condition of the elderly, taining the position of respect tients, who were "knowingly NCAA basketball tournament are annoying or endearing, who are also often poor, sick and honor which they hold in starved, deprived of medica just ended, baseball season is they are always more in and handicapped, whicn I other cultures. · Americans tion or allowed to lie in their just beginning, it's playoff teresting than the robotic witnessed in Florida. own filth while the nursing time for professional hockey voice boxes of commercial My widowed grand home collected Medicaid fees and basketball and the USFL radio. It's been a long time, mother's life is basically for care it never provided.'' is still solve!lt. Personally I'd but welcome back. meaningless and unproduc- "Heinz is alanned at the Pennsylvania's Sen. John tive. She lives in an apart callousness expressed by Heinz, chairman of the Wc'V~ "~0 SOI.\t: UPTIG\(5 OW 1"E WEEK 5Tl\~TED OrF ment which is becoming her Special Committee on Aging, OUR T~N\Ci\L \N~E)( f\NO 5066'1 WITt\ LOW5 OVER THE prison as her fears of the people involved in caring stated that " with every fraud growing Hispanic and black \T LOOy the owner of financial fears. Reagan's citizens, while studies in the 17-home chain to which murmurings of cutting Social oiher countries show this to the accused nuring home Security send waves of fear be false . belongs is mercenary proof of ..:::::::::z:~.._==' through a woman who has to this callousness. He boasted make a fixed income pay for A French commune of of how his patients die for $30 her escalating rent, in elderly citizens was found to instead of the $300 it would '/00 M\6\\T W"NT \o \\EOO: NO\ QO\lE T"E ~~t-\E l surance costs and food prices. be as politically passionate, cost for patients in hospitals. rrs l! Grandmother is more for romantically inclined and Providing adequate care '{out< ?oS.\1\0W AND 1~KE. 5\NC.E i\\EY SOLD i"E ! tunate than many elderly. mischievous as its fellow for our elderly will be a more ~~ UMBREL\1.. JUST \N U.SE WEA1\\ER SERVIGE \0 ,i Living alone, she maintains · citizens. The study suggested difficult feat when my ~ her independence (which also that senility wasn't biological generation will be working to €>~ means she's lonely), she is in but resulted if the elderly are support the much larger post / 1\\E SEC-T~ relatively · good health, she treated in a way which war baby boom generation in I'R' has supportive relatives near engenders senility. This con their retirement. America by and she has no cause for clusion was borne out by a has failed Humphrey's moral real financial concern. Yet if study of elderly Irish test, quoted at the beginning she feels such terror and in Americans in Boston and of this column. If she is ever security, what must the less their siblings in Ireland in to pass, drastic reforms in the fortunate elderly, most of which the Americans were , care of and attitudes toward whom are poor, go through? senile and their siblings were the elderly will have to be in In Michael Harrington's not. In Ireland, the elderly stituted so people can grow "The Other America," he are venerated as "old saints" old in America retaining the describes the older person's and enjoy a productive and dignity and respect which is "feeling of being a useless, socially active life denied supposed to be accorded to all functionless human being in a Americans. of her citizens. Page 8 • THE REVIEW • AprilS, _1983 Advertise In The Review Wingate faces women's i~sues · explained. "We therefore will be an advisory by Tracy Peal board for the state government and an in- - - For the past two years, Nancy Wingate has formation service to the community." performed the ~omplex tasks required for ~he During her term, Wingate would .li~e to program coordmator of the Women Studies tackle .feminist problems such as provision of CERTIFIED SCUBA pro~r~m. Combi!ling pu~lic re~ations, jour- adequate day care centers for children of INSTRUCTIONS CLASSES nahstlc and social service skills, she has working mothers. helped the program solidify its sound repu~- Finding day care centers for infants has tion. Her resourcefulness has proven m- become a national concern, Wingate said. Due u- Advanced Course Divemaster valuable, which was confirmed by Gov. to the termination of numerous day care Pierre du Pont's appointment of Wingate to centers and the inadeauate funding to con Underwater Photography Basic the Delaware Commission for Women. struct more, mothers are dealt the two-fold "I was very excited and pleased when I problem of ·caring for and supporting their Asst. Instructor Basic learned about the appointment in January," children. She believes a more.rconscientious Wingate said. "I'm surprised because earlier effort by our legislative bodies would resolve I had denied interest in the position due to my the dilemma. already full schedule." . . . "During World War II, when the female Classes Start 4 I 21 I 83 One of twenty-one commissiOners, Wmgate populous was an important part of the "'> will help refine proposed legislation in terms workforce day care centers were readily FOR INFORMATION CONTACT that will benefit women. For example, the available in the factories where women work FIRST STATE SPORTS AT 998-6357 Commission recently- deliberated over the ed." she said. "If the nation realized the minimum working age allowable for youths; significance of day care centers, more would· -= presently, the law sets the age at fourte~n ~or be quickly implemented." " girls and twelve for boys. The CommissiOn Her previous voluntary work for the New reviewed the law and agreed that the Division for Women in Delaware," a Newark minumum age should be consistent for both based flyer, enabled Wingate to secure the j_ob sexes: fourteen. . . . , . as program coordinator of the Wome~ S~udies "I see our functiOn as decidmg what s Im- program. Her job involves pubhshmg a portant for women," Wingate said. ''Our job is newsletter and brochure, organizing a refer to define for the legislature, state and gover- ral service directing an internship program nor what are pressing problems of women. and maint~ining a liaison with other com- For instan<:e, we e~rlier had to _all_ocate munity women's groups. . . $20,000 for either helpmg fund the bmldmg of "As program coordinator, I was part of the new day care centers or financing the con- general resources for the community," she struction of shelters for abused women." explained. "Whenever a pressing situation HONORS INFORMATION NIGHT Her job also entails the role of official came up (like the scheduling of a guest hostes~ for t~e state, in_ '":hich sh_e atten?s and speaker), I was one of the persons called PARTICIPATE IN THE UNIVERSITY participates m pro-femmist pubhc functwns. upon." . As a commissioner, Wingate hopes t? _im- Although her post as a commissiol!er is nol!- HONORS PROGRAM prove the awareness of the average citizen salaried Wingate believes her appomtment IS about women's issues. She said she would like prestigi~us. She is anxious to share her to increase access to the government for familiarity and expertise in wom~n's issues Freshmen, Sophomores, Juniors, Seniors citizens through feminist workshops for lobby- with her counterparts. A native Texan, Jf you have earned a grade point index of 3.00 ing interests. · Wingate has an undergraduate communica- "The Commission will attempt to educate ot bigher, you are eligible to become an citizens about forthcoming legislation," she (Continued to page 12) Honors student and to take part in the Univer sity Honors Program. Come to HONORS INFORMATION NIGHT and find out about your options as a student in the Honors program. ATTENTION HONORS COURSES
HONORS TUTORIAL -- Pre-Professional Natural/Social Sciences Humanities DEGREE PROGRAMS Students I Honors Degree Dean's Scholar Degree with Distinction The Health Sciences Advisory and Evaluation RESEARCH PROGRAM Committee will be meeting in the early part of Undergraduate Research Apprentice Senior Project June to evaluate students who wish to appiy to Senior Thesis Medical, D.ental, Veterinary, and other profes SPECIAL INTEREST HOUSING sional schoo_ls for admission in Sept. 84. Belmont House Music House If you intend to_apply to M~dical, Dentistry, Education House Farm House Veterinary or any other prof~ssional schools, Language Houses International House please stop in or call (738-2282) Mrs. Miller at-the You can take advantage of Honors offerings as early as next semester if you advance-register this semester Office of the School of Life & Health S~iences, 1·17 Wolf Hall, as soon as possible to arrange for TIME: 6:00- 7:00 If you have PLACE: 115 Purnell Hall questions, call . the eommittee interviews. DAY: Monday, April11 UHP 738-1128 ProfessOr 'digs' archeology sites AprilS, 1983 • THE REVIEW • Page 9 by Cathy Persson INTERNATIONAL A mild-mannered ar cheologist teaches college FRIENDSHIP RECEPTION Classes most of the year, but Friday, April 8 during the summer months 1:30- 3:30p.m. he departs for exotic locales, digging and searching Collins Room in the Student Center through sand and dirt for All welcome' Join us this Friday and every Friday after· evidence of earlier civiliza noon for a free coffee break, and the opportunity to tions. meet other international and American students on That may sound like a campus. Sponsored by lnter·Varsity Christian character sketch for Indiana Fellowship. Jones from the film " Raiders of the Lost Ark", but the same description fits Dr. Steven E. Sidebotham, an ------~ assistant professor in the I history department. I In the. past 11 years, he has I played the roll of excavation and survey team member, Dr. Steven Sidebotham trench supervisor, cataloguer and photographer. With a war (POW) camp. Besides up in all the western stuff we hearty supply of stories that reading the grafitti left by the could find, " Sidebothan said, detail his adventures in coun British during World War II, and used pottery handles as tries such as Tunisia, Italy, Sidebotham said, " We'd take pistols. Greece, Libya, Egypt, North long broom handles and swat Sidebotham will travel to Yemen and Israel, scorpions from the ceilings at Israel, his current excavation Sidebotham makes his pro night for entertainment.'' site, in May to search for fession sound as exciting as In the winter of 1980, lamps and fineware pottery. Harrison Ford and Steven Sidebotham found some He will return to Caesarea Spielberg would like us to Roman coins at Quseir al Maritma, Israel during the believe. Quadim, a Roman Red Sea next two years as well, and Sidebotham is quick to Port; these are the basis for hopes to publish his findings point out, though, that ar his current research. At by 1986 . . cheology isn't all that Quseir the diggers occupied Though his crews may Hollywood dresses it up to be. an old Italian phosphate com change, Sidebotham hopes to Most of his stories entail ways pany; which Sidebothan said have at least one familiar of keeping entertained while resembled "a Clint Eastwood face waiting for him in in the middle of nowhere. spaghetti-western site." Caesarea. Last summer "People go crazy," . With a perfect setting and a while working underwater on Sidebotham said, "especially movie camera ready, a barge, Sidebotham and if they're in a remote spot.'' Sidebotham and crew decided crew befriended an octopus In Buccino, Italy, in 1972, to make their own spaghetti living near the barge and Sidebotham stayed in a western, ent1tled "The Death (Continuedto-14) former British prisoner of. of Abuzarta." "We dressed Exhibit recalls UD's past MOVIES by Cathy Griffen Lamden, a freelance One hundred and fifty museum consultant, was years condensed into just contacted last fall by Sponsored by tfle Student Program Association half an hour - that's about Susan Brynteson, director how long it takes to view of libraries, and started the exhibit in the Morris work on the exhibit last Oc Library commemorating tober, according to Friday 4/8 Saturday 4/9 Sunday4/10 the university's 150th an Margaret Bronner, niversary. associate librarian. The exhibit contains Lamden obtained much Federico Fellini's photographs, manuscripts, of the material on exhibit and artifacts depicting stu from the university ar dent life and activities as chives which, she said are well as the physical growth a "rich depository of of the university. photographs and i vitelloni Titled "From Promsie to manuscripts." Progress-150 Years of the The Historical Society of University of Delaware," Delaware, the Alumni Of the exhibit was assembled fice, the Hagley Museum, and mounted by Felice Jo area libraries, and univer Lamden, a Delaware sity departments also alumni. (Continued to page 10) . Thegirtis12. The&uyllataxi~. . What happens to both of thlnld sllock ,_. ••••••••••••••••••• Ros[Ri-"'o'E"NtRo : Notice : TAXI DRIVER l'ruducloon!itfw;f\bv DMin· ~y llr!fh! •• The ATHLETIC DEPARTMENT •• 7:00, 9:30, 12 .140Smith ... ef.i'!t,. ·!'f~'e.,u •l!!J a . . d h 8:15& 10:45 100KRB e would like to remm you t at e 7:00, 9:30, 12 7:30p.m. 100 KRB e animals are not allo~ed at Athletic • $2with ID 140 Smith $1 with ID FreewithiD e Contests or Practices. e •••••••••••••••••••• For more information call: 738-2256 • Advanced tickets for Friday's show available at Student Center 12-4 Friday Page 10 • THE REVIEW • AprilS, 1983 ... library \ (Continued from page 9) How you live may save your life. supplemented Lamden with records, bulletins, artifacts, and photographs. "I based my story line on the photographs and augmented the photos with bulletins and maps to reflect the history of the university," Lamden said. The photographs used in the display were copied and reduced in size to fit the case with the help of / a local photographer. The photographs were improved as they were copied since many of the originals were so old, Bronner said. "My job, "Bronner said," was to act as a liason to Felice Lamden. If she needed funds, resources, artifacts, or even a parking sticker, I was there to provide assistance. I was basically a facilitator. "This was a staggering pro ject, but it left me with an overwhelming appreciation for how much the university has contributed not only to its students and faculty but also to the state of Delaware," Bronner said. Lamden said, "I think alumni will get a kick out of the exhibit because there are things that either no longer exist, or are new and it's in teresting to see how the university has grown and changed." Funded with university President Trabant's discre tionary funds, the exhibit will be- on display on the main floor of the Morris ,Library until September. ... protesters_
{Continued from page 2) Schmid asked them to allow Smith to receive the Eucharist. The police paused as if tor.n between duty and conscience and then, almost reluctantly, they denied - Smith of the sacrament and escorted all three men to the back of a police van. In the end, 45 had been taken into custody and charg ed with criminal trespassing and criminal conspiracy. No violence was used by either side during the march. A teenage girl ran onto the G E property. A blue and white kite trailed a few feet behind her, but when a securi ty guard gave chase, the kite took a nosedive. Grinning, the guard stepped on the string. The girl tugged and asked him to step off. He grinned uncompromisingly and the I string snapped.
ADVERTISE IN THE REVIEW AprilS, 1983 • THE REVIEW • Page 11 .. .professor used alias to teach computer science -· .. - (C<>ntlnuedfrom-1) State (Md.), Wagner College r--:;::======-=---~. ------:--:::---:::::::------, after the spring semester (Staten Island, N.Y.), \'VE RE."'"·' '-v Rutgers University (N.J.), ~'-'-1 because o f poor stud ent EN vr:: 'I evaluations, Campbell said. Millersville State (Pa.), Ship- ~ '\;;;. 't::> M , pensblirg State (Pa.), where STA'I \-\ERE. ~"T · "North" apparently receiv he was finally appre~ended, THE. \lN\~\I'Y ed his undergraduate degree from the King Edward School ~~?ve:!~;rr~.c~,a~~~:r;t~~ or OE.\..F:\~~e. .. in Sheffield, England and his held a full professorship. Ph.D. from The Federal In Andy Huffman, a 1981 stitution of Technology in university graduate who is Lausanne, Switzerland, now a computer engineer in Campbell said. New Jersey, was one of Craf The professor also wrote ton's students. "He seemed AA~ l PROFESSOR,,, both letters of recommenda confident but there were tion required of him in the ap times when he didn't know. 11-\\S \S plication procedure, signing what he was talking about. Sl--\\PPE:NSBUR ' , ., ... , ... • •• .& ,...... f: • Page 12 • THE REVIEW • April 8, 1983 ... cr1me• (Continued from page 13) SUPPORT OUR ADVER·TISERS dent reportedly trespassed 0 university property and ".., -...... { the Plato computer system ...... Smith HalL The nature of the • Jimmy's Diner :· use remains unknown, but an official from the office of : Try our delicious home cooked meals : Computer Based Instruction : We have both quality and quantity a ·: told police that the incident JQ caused "no monetary · • reasonable prices. Everybody meets at • damage." • • The male suspect, who has BE WELL-AWARE , : Jimmy's DiJler. : not yet been officially charg • • ed, apparently used Well-Awareness Week • 137 E. Main St. • unauthorized sign-on codes to bypass Plato's built-in securi Apri/11- 15 : · Newark, 368-8338 : ty system, according to p.oJice ~ •...... • ~ reports. I The incident is currently' under investigation. •Two males were arreste~ for underage possession of alcohol on the Ed Fine Lot April! at 10:30 p.m. One was a university student, and he was referred to the student judicial board. •Four trespassing warn ings were issued to university students in the area of Creek Road since Monday . ... Wingate (Continued from page 8) tions degree from Loyola College in New ·orleans and a Masters' degree from Delaware. A former newspaper reporter and television producer, she looks forward to working a second term for the Commission in the future. "Women have so many obstacles, but also a lot of possibilities," she said. "Instead of being slowed by the past, we should celebrate ourselves and our future." SUMMER JOBS National Parks Hiring! Get a summer job now. 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Board Applications distributed earlier _this Every three years the organization meets semester. With the representatives from all chapters to The Mortar Board is a national Honor Socie discuss the national goals of the Mortar ty that has been at the university since 1960, Board, Brayman said. The topics at the last but doesn't seem to have gotten adequate meeting in 1982 were the advancement of recognition, according to Scott Brayman, women, higher education and financial aid. president of the society. The "tassel" chapter as the chapter at "The Mortar Board," Brayman said, "is an Delaware is called, sponsored a Faculty Feud honor society that recognizes superior last semester to promote higher education. scholastic achievement, leadership and ser Professors competed to try and "sell" their vice in students from all colleges at the college. The purpose was so every one "could university." get an idea of what goes on in each of the col Juniors with a grade point average of 3.0 or leges," Brayman said. better and an impressive record of other The Mortar Board began in 1918 to achievements are sent an application and recognize outstanding senior college women. then are considered against other applicants. It consisted strictly of women until 1976 when The most outstanding students in all three men were allowed to join. Even today, almost categories are chosen, Brayman explained. 10 years later, the National Council is ex The main commitment is service to the clusively women, although the individual university and local community. This is done chapters officers are of both sexes. in different ways, some members tutor on Brayman was very enthusiastic about the campus, others help with programs such as Mortar Board and the people associated with health care in the community, he said. it. "I found it a fantastic experience. I was The Board, Brayman explained, often helps able to meet and work with other students other campus organizations. It assisted the from different colleges that I might not have Library Association to raise money through a had the chance to socialize with otherwise." Crime Stoppers ajd police f~rce Friday, April ·15, 7:30P.M. by Dennis Sandusky from Crime Stoppers, the na Crime Stoppers is not sup Crime Stoppers, . an tional conviction rate for ported by government funds Carpenter Sports Building organization offering cash thejr various programs is 98.6 but looks to private citizens rewards for information . percent. and companies for the money leading to the arrest and con Flatley explained that no it uses for reward. Tickets $4. viction of a felony, began one need give his name when Anyone with information Sponsored by Campus Crusade for Christ operating in Delaware Mon telephoning Crime Stoppers about the Crime Stoppers day. about a crime. The caller is ''Crime of the Week," The non-profit organization given a code number, which publicized on Mondays, can offers up to $1,000 for in he uses to identify himself in contact Crime Stoppers toll formation on a crime chosen any other calls to Crime Stop free at 1-800-TIP-3333. by its board of directors, who pers. "The information they publicize a "Crime of the When an arrest and indict usually get really helps the Week" on local television and ment is made, the caller can· police a lot," said Flatley, radio stations, according to receive up to $1,000. "but it helps everyone in the Investigator James Flatley of The organization's board of longrun. the University Police. directors decides the amount *** "Crime stoppers has had to be paid for information ac In other matters, Flatley tremendous success in other cording to its impor~ance in outlined the following in cities," Flatley said. "I think apprehending the cidents: it will be a great help here." lawbreaker, according to a •A former university stu According to a brochure Crirp.e Stoppers pamphlet. (Continued to page 12) ... WXDR ~ (Continued from page 1) Chemistry professor dies "We'll start out with about 6 hours a day," Wohl said, Dr. Harold K wart, pro A member of the American "and over the course of April fessor of chemistry at the Chemical Society, K wart was PEUGEOT the hours will increase day by university, died Thursday, also the author of several day." March 31 of cancer at Sloan chemistry works. NEW Cowan said the programm Kettering Memorial Hospital Kwart is survived by his ing will stay predominantly in New York City. wife, two daughters and two the .same as it was before the Kwart, 66, had been at the sons. Burial · and services P6 station left the air last university since 1951, and was were private. A memorial by November, with programing also a visiting professor at service will be held on April9, PEUGEOT done in "blocks" of rock, folk, universities abroad. After at 2 p.m. in Brown • Uttroltghtweight wnh Europe-on Oesig_n *--- * 28 poundS jazz, and various other styles receiving his doctorate Laboratory. All contributions • Sizes from 19% " to 2&" of music. She added that the degree from Harvard in 1947, are to be sent to the universi • Peugeo(s lih~ti~ Warranty ond S.rvice programming is always open he taught at Bryn Mawr Col ty's Newark campus, ac One Year LaborWarranty to alterations. lege in Pennsylvania from cording to the Wilmington £~ce . with every "Our (programming) 1949 until19~1. News Journal. • ~ • New Bike Purchased !! schedule will evolve as our audience grows and informs us of their desires," said travel. He added that there is chasing of a "translator" Cowan, adding that they in no way to tell until they get which will rebroadcast a tend to be a "listener respon back on the air. signal from radio station sive" station. The funding for the renova WHYY, which would other to::::::::rs The increase in power will tions and the new equipment wise be overpowered in the 90 Eaft ffialn /treet mean the station will be able were provided by the univer Newark area by WXDR since to be heard within a radius of sity and are the result of plan the two frequencies are so Newark. Delaware 19711 25 to 30 miles, Wohl said. ning and preparation going close. However, he said that is just back to 1978, according to WHYY is a public radio sta 302-368-2685 an approximation since fac Dean of Students Raymond tion, and Eddy said several tors such as geographic Eddy. faculty members had ex UP THE ALLEY BEHIND BRAUNSTEINS features can have an effect on Eddy said that some of the pressed concerns about WX AND WILM. TRUST the distance the signal can money went towards the pur- DR blocking WHYY's signal. Page 1.4• THE REVIEW • AprilS, 1983 whenever we'd go down." Oscar and we were very ... dig this They suffered quite a scare upset," Sidebotham said. (Continued from poge 9) one day when a local fisher They immediately sent a boat Use Review Classlfleds named it "Oscar." "We man brought in a large oc out and were all relieved to became very fond of him and topus: "We thought it was find Oscar alive and well, just we'd go by and say hello where he had always been. "I'm looking forward to see - - - ing him again," Sidebotham ALPHA PHI OMEGA congratulates 1 said with a grin. As exciting as it may sound, the winners of the "MOST PREPPY Sidebotham said even the PERSON ON CAMPUS" contest: I underwater digs may become II routine. To liven things up he Georgiana Wall AOTT ( said the crews often hum Curt Carey Rodney E/F underwater, which eventual ll ly creates an underwater Sheri Distefano AETT I AO chorus. other alternatives employed by the crew are at Blaire Charak AETT tempts at catching fish in the vacuum of excavating equip ment, he said. Even the food can get monotonous on a dig, Sidebotham said. "For two months we had water buffalo Drink it up & Domino's cooked the same way, every night." Although it tasted Pizza similar. to steak, he said, it keep the cup! De1iversT.M •• was hard to swallow every day. "A dig, like an army, Dominds Pizza is giving supplies last. No coupon operates on its stomach," he away a free plastic cup necessary. said, "and if the food's bad, and lid! Order a cola with morale goes way down." your pizza and we'll give At Domino's Pizza we Sidebotham said the you something to ·make only pizza... pizzas group's morale depends on remember us by. The are our business .. .fast, the dig, but it usually follows colorful Domino's Pizza free delivery is our a cycle for an eight-week dig. specialty. Give us a call! Lunch. cup holds a generous 16 ounces and comes with "The first two weeks its own lid. Made of Fast, Free Delivery Time for lunch? everyone's excited, by the durable plastic, it is dish Domino's Pizza third week, it's routine, by the washer safe and reusable. 232 E. Cleveland Ave. Lunch need not be the fifth or sixth week everyone's You'll want to collect a 366-7630 same old thing. Domino's getting anxious, and by the dozen! Our drivers carry less · Pizza offers a choice from eighth week, everyone's than $10.00. any of a thousand com ecastatic to get out of there." Take advantage of this Limited delivery area. binations of additional There are exceptions, he ad special offer, good while Cl1981 Domino's Pizza, Inc. items to serve two... or twenty! We use only the mitted, and often the en best ingredients, hand thusiasm lasts for the dura rolled dough and 100% tion of the dig. "I think to natural dairy cheese. You myself if we only had an get a noticeably superior another week or two." pizza! Domino's Pizza is As for the moment of #1 forfast, free30 minute discovery, Sidebotham said, ® pizza delivery. "You never find it when you're looking. I was working Domino's Pizza Delivers.N Now you have a choice. Give us a call! diligently, taking notes one day, and I went to see what a Fast, Free Delivery friend was doing (in another Domino's Pizza trench) . " When he returned 232 E. Cleveland Ave. to his site he found one 366-7630 worker, "just beaming" as he Hours: pulled form his pocket a 11 :30- 1:00 Sun. - Thurs. ''well-preserved intact 11:30- 2:00 Fri. & Sat. lamp." Our .drivers carry less The research that takes than $20.00 place after a dig can prove to Limited delivery area. be as frustrating as the @ 1982 Oom1n0's P1zza Inc. physical searching, Sidebotham said. "Often times you find (chronological) parallels and often times you don't know where things came from," Sidebotham said. "You . publish your information and hope that someone reading it r------~ may be able to help you." I Sidebotham became in I $ .50 off any size pizza. terested in archeology as a I One coupon per pizza. teenager, living and going to I $.50 Expires: 4/17/83. school in Turkey. "My history I I Fast, Free Delivery teacher showed slides of an I cient sites," he said. "That's I Domino Pizza how I got interested in the I 232 E. Cleveland Ave. ninth grade, and that's how I 366-7630 I'll capture their (his I students) interests now." I What does it take to be an I archeologist? According to I Sidebotham, "Someone who's I a delayed adolescent, who likes making mudpies ... "and who liKes to treasure L------J . hunt." ... cutbacks lead to fewer courses April 8, 1983 • THE REVIEW • Page 15 (Continued from page I) Business and Economics ."f!lighthave t_o post(>hone their The department. of com faces only a 1 percent budget plans." _munication is one of the many cut, its overload funds may be Donnelley seemed op Community Business Machines departments in Arts and completely abolished. timistic about the future. Science that will reduce its Dr. Eric Brucker, dean of "The economy has definitely course offerings next year. the College of Business and shown an indication of com Sales, Service, and Rentals Dr. George Boyd, chairman Economics, explained the ing out of the recession," he 133 E. Main St. of the department, said a overload funds are used to said. But, Donnelley is " not in Newark, DE 19711 faculty member who teaches hire part-time faculty to a position to say how long it 10 communication . courses teach night classes. He said (the recovery) will take to (302) 453-1159 each year and a graduate that last fall twenty sections, filter down to the State of teaching assistant who seating approximately 600 Delaware and then to the We Carry Floppy Disks teaches two introductory students, were taught by university's funding." courses each semester will part-time faculty. Although the cuts are not be rehired because of Course registration for already being implemented budget cuts. business administration will by the colleges, the universi Sandra Matchica, who is be "severely affected" by the ty's budget is still in proposal hired on a year-to-year basis, cuts, Dr. James R. Krum, ac form. It must be approved by teaches nine sections of ting chair of the department both the Board of Trustees ATTENTION public _speaking (COM 350) of business administration this month and by the each year. Boyd said - the predicted. Delaware Joint Finance Com course is already requested "'l'he number of course of mittee before it goes into ef UNDERGRADUATES! by twice as many students as ferings will be down," Krum fect June 30. there are seats. said. "Anyone who wants to The university calculated a This spring or fall are you planning to travel Boyd said enrolling in a elect a course in business ad $10.7 million budget increase somewhere in the United States for the pur communication course will be ministration will find it very, over last year. The cuts even more difficult in the very difficult." throughout the ten colleges pose of: future because of these "In anticipation of the have already reduced this re -job interyiews? eliminations. worst," Brucker said, "every quest to a $7.7 million in The College of Education faculty member in the college crease and the recent out-of -graduate school interviews? and the College of Business will be teaching three sec state tuition increase should YOU ARE IN LUCK! Through the generosity and Economics which both tions in the fall. This is well lower the figure by an addi depend greatly on part-time ·above the university's tional $3.5 million. The of our Delaware alumni, you have the oppor . and overload funding, would average:." · univeristy hopes the remain tunity to enjoy overnight accommodations appear to be among the Dr. Krum said, "We can ing $4.2 million increase can plus breakfast for FREE. be covered by the state, hardest hit by the cuts, Camp weather this storm for a year Some of the 60 plus areas with alumni hosts bell said. but it will be at an inconve Campbell said. Dean Frank Murray, of the nience to students." Krum's If the State Joint Finance include: Atlanta, Florida, Houston, Dallas, College of Education, said concern is that tight registra Committee does not allocate Los Angeles, San Francisco, San Diego, graduate programs will be tion will continue for a second at least $2.6 million to the Chicago, New York City, Boston, Detroit. hurt the most. The masters university to cover scheduled year because of left-over de Stop by the Alumni Office and ask for informa degree program in college mand. The economics depart salaryincreases,increasesin counseling, which was entire ment will also feel the loss of Blue Cross Blue Shield rates, tion on the HOME HOSPITALITY PROGRAM . ly financed by the overload the part-time faculty. Social Security taxes and utility expenditures, Camp Alumni Office: up from Rhodes Drug Store, on fund, is " in jeopardy," he Economics Department E. Main Street (738-2341). said. Chairman Lawrence P. Don bell says there " will probably But overall, Murray ex nelley predicted that be a tuition increase for in plained, the college is not in freshmen seeking enrollment state students as well." as poor straits as it may ap into the introduction of micro pear. "Our enrollment has and macro-economics will be been going down, so we were the most disappointed. better prepared for this cut," Donnelley is trying to ar THE RAVEN RECOVERS Murray said. 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By Nina Patricola said he is p~rmitted (by his Bouncing-an occupation boss) to hit a customer in denoted especially to the order to defend himself or ill-tempered, threatening an innocent bystander. "It he-man. But actually, depends on the situation ... bouncers fitting this it has to be provoked." description are rare. Cunningham's respon "If half the people knew sibilities are not restricted how I reaUy am, they'd solely to bouncing. He ex laugh at me," said Bear plained there are various Cunningham ( PE83), a duties each bouncer must part-time bouncer at the carry out. Some of these Stone Balloon. duties include getting Cunningham doesn't change for the bartenders, view his job as being watching the . crowd, violent because it is only on checking identification at rare occasions that trouble the door and watching for erupt s among the red lights which signal customers. He explained there is trouble in a par that --when this does hap ticular area. "I'm here pen, the first step is to just to monitor," Cunn break up the confrontation ingham said. by "talking your way out of He doesn't believe that trouble." Violence is a last the fact he is a bouncer resort. gives him the right to act Cunningham said that tough - although mo~t peo during the year he has ple would expect this. "Our worked at the Stone boss makes us portray Balloon, he had to ourselves as nonviolent." physically remove a He believes the presence drunken customer from of five other bouncer.s will the bar only once. Most cause the customers to times, he just asks the think twice before starting disorderly customers to any trouble or getting leave and they usually do violent with anyone. "We so voluntarily. don't even let people who If need be, Cunningham (Continued to page 18) <::Ot4E; l.t.T U~ So you think you're cool'! Rt,Aso~ To 58 E. 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OFFER GOOD THRU APRIL AprilS, 1983 • THE REVIEW • Page 19 New Python mo ie zany fun, yet overdone By AI Kemp control, sex and death - easy e concluding prayer of It took God six days to targets for,these veteran lam- an , travagant worship ser create poonists. , vice 1 became a farse as the Heavens and the No continuity of time or Micha~l Palin and the con Earth, place exists in the film, nor is gregation cried in unison: and Monty Python ninety any character permanent, Ohlord, "- minutes since each sketch is indepen Oooh, you are so big, to screw it up. dent of the others in its focus. So ab~olutely huge. -Monty Python Except for occasional Gosh, \ we're really im- promotional poster musicar comment by Eric pressed · Idle, the movie doesn't seem downh~{e, Monty Python's "The to start · anywhere or go I tell you.\ Meaning of Life," like its four anywhere, a problem which Unforgettable scenes such predecessors, excells in pain was easily remedied with as a chil~h~h sketch in ting a hilarious picture of the special interruptions to an- which the mother asked if it absurdity of our world by . nounce the beginning, middle were a boy or a ~rl and John combining overwhelming and end of the film. Cleese shot back: ~'It's a little talent and imagination with A poisonous treatment of too early to start imposing immaculate tastelessness. Catholicism s urfa-c.ed roleson it, don't yo think?" However, unlike well repeatedly in "The Meaning certainly showed\ Monty known Python films such as of Life," attacking a variety Python's blade has not dulled "The Holy Grail," "Jabber of Catholic philosophies and ,in the group's thirteen' years wocky" and "The Life of traditions with the usual of growth and change. Brian," the six-man comedy Python viewpoint: Nothing is A few of the sketches in team's latest film is \ only sacred. A scene in which an "The Meaning of Life" seem loosely linked into a unified impoverished father was ed to go beyond their purpose, storyline, much' like their forced to sell his horde of however, as vulgarity over first feature film, "And now children to scientific ex took real humor. This hap for Something Completely perimenters because the pened when a registered Different.'' church prohibited birth con organ donor was forced to Set up as a straightforward trol recognized no bounds of give up his liver before he inquisition into the meaning ~acrilege as multitudes of was finished using it. The ex of life, the film offers ran children danced in the streets aggerated blood and guts ef dom, disjointed glimpses of singing, "Every sperm is fects, while intended only to man in his idiotic society, tak sacred. Every sperm is great. amuse, overpowered and ing ruthless shots at such tf a sperm is wasted, God gets buried the original humor of topics as religion, birth- quite irate. (Continued to page 22) \ WINTER~ SESSION 1984 TRAVEL/STU DV • DESTINATION: GENEVA, SWITZERLAND DESTINATION: ITALY BU/EC/PSC 341 _ The Environment of the Multina PSC 467 Constitutionalism and Democracy in Italy tional Corporation (3 cr) (3 cr) ML 167 Conversational French (1 cr) An examination of politics and constitutional government in contemporary Italy. Students will study the process of government under the post-war constitution and the All students will take BU/EC/PSC 341, The Multinational Corporation, a three current problems (extremist politics, the role of the Church, north-south divisions, the credit, interdisciplinary course which will explore the political and economic environ fragmented party system) that continue to beset Italian democracy. ment, current attitudes of public policymakers and tec'imiques of profitmaking in often hostile environments. All students will take ML 167 (P / F), a one-credit course in con FACULTY: J . Magee (738-2355) versational French to assist in local travel, shopping and sightseeing. Students will select any one of the following three-credit courses for further study. ,... BU 307 International Business Management (3 cr) DESTINATION: GREECE EC 340 International Economics (3 cr) PSC 416 Transnational Relations and World Politics (3 cr) ALL 367 I AC 367 80 Masterworks of Greek FACULTV: W. Boyer; A. Billion (738-2555, contact during April) Civilization (3 cr) A comprehensive survey of ancient Greek culture through analysis of its chief material and literary remains. Includes study of major archeological sites and i'nuseums in Central Greece, Peloponnese, Crete, Thessaly and Macedonia. FACULTY: J. Magee (738-23551 --.... 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Presentations by British business Prereq: MEC 305 or CHE 341 or equivalent and permission of the instructor. and governmental administrators will supplement informal seminars. ~ULTY: J.E. DANBERG (738-8009) FACULTY: J. Krum; D. Ferry (738-2555) \ \ \ Page 20 • THE REVIEW • April 8, 1983 Georgetown:.a town rich in atmosphere ADVERTISE IN THE REVIEW!!! (Continued from page 21) \ cept for a handful of and I glided up Wisconsin row of chocolate-covered policemen and vagrants, idly Avenue, giddy from a few too napoleons. chatting and persuing many. Giggling, we passed During a recent return to through garbage cans, one of several alleyways, in· the heartfelt expanse, a respectively. The moon was tertwined between alter female companion and I left a \ glowing hazily, surrounded nating clusters of buildings. popular M street bar late one by a mist of clouds. The pave We choreograph beauUful bodies. Abruptly we stopped, a noise night. Expecting to see plenty ment, damp from a previous from the nearby alley attrac· Oancenergy is a professionauf choreographed program of dance and exercise for fitnesS and weight Control. Utilizing of racuous revellers, we were rainstorm, glistened under ting our attention. the most successful aerobicA:echniques. Dancenergy is per· surprised to see the streets formed to exciting contemporary music. . the artificial illumination of A lone sax player blew a It's fun. It's invigorating. And most important of all, and sidewalks deserted, ex- street lights. My companion Dancenergy works! sonorous tune. Like a sensual lullaby, the musician caress CLASSES NOW FORMING ed each nook in Georgetown •Harrington A-B Lounge with the notes from his instru Mon. & Wed. 4:30-5:30 Around Town ment. The mournful nuances •Pencader Commons I • Brown Dorm Lounge of the sax echoed in the empty STONE BALLOON- Fri and Saturday, Risque. streets. A taxi sped by. A light ·Tues. & Thurs. 4:30-5:30 Tues. & Thurs. 4:30-5:30 day and Saturday, Bad TALLEY-HO- Friday and mist started to silently fall. Call: Cindy 453-8090 or Loren Sneakers- $3 cover; Mon Saturday, Magnum- $3 Georgetown, a place that day, Crazy Dog plus cover; Sunday, Grease never·winks, was asleep. 366-9174, Rm·. 315. Teeze; Tuesday, Cafe Ole Band . Or just come to any class! $3cover. • HOXTER'S- Friday, Sin CLASSES BEGIN APRIL 11 DEER PARK- Sunday, City plus Shecky and the J azzaire; Wednesday, Fat Cats; Saturday, The Daryl James and Friends. Schoolboys plus The Rage. ... classifi eds CRAB TRAP- Friday, OSCAR'S- Friday, Heaven (Continued from poge 23) Lewis Brothers; Saturday, - ly Hash; Saturday, Daryl I affi looking to join/f0rin--;. grouP-to bicycle Newport Exit; Sunday, James. cross country after graduation. If interested, One World; Tuesday, Mr. BARN DOOR- Friday and call Steve. 737-8548. · Cheryl • Sorry -Rich wasn't at the Keg Roll SUMMER POSITIONS Snooks. Saturday, Backlash; Sun Party. Get back in touch. Drop a letter off at REFLECTIONS- Friday day, Bob Croce. the TKE house telling me where you live. · Allan. AVAILABLE Mary Elle~, Colleen,- &- Toni, Bahamas will never be the same -at least room 501 won't. Thank you Bahamas for sufficient water NEW STUDENT PROGRAM pressure, adequate lighting, $1.50 cab fares, The Beaver (both of Them), Mrs. Johnson and the entire Bahamasaire crew, Reggae dancing, Dunkin' Donuts, Julie McCoy, Remember what it was like to be a freshman? Junkanoo festivals and rum. Thanks for one of the greatest weeks of my life- Monty Hall aliasEFG. Subscribe RHYTHM ANDBLlJES BLAST!!! ONLY I Reading your campus map upside down? Trying DOLLAR! ! YOU CAN'T BEAT THAT!! to find your faculty advisor? Wondering where THE HIGH TOPS PLUS THE CHUCK RIVERS BAND. SAT 8 P.M. IN BACCHUS. ------to go and what to do on a Friday night? The Spring Barn Raising, featuring Zachariah ... Totally awesome! Roberta ca;;;,pbell-Be preparedfor a 21 gun Well, now you have the opportunity to help in To The Review salute! Bow-wow-wow and Toto :eat your heart oul coming freshmen and transfers orient UNDERDOG· Live-Slate Theatre- Saturday themselves to the University. The Office of Ad -Midnite. missions is searching for qualified undergraduates to work with new students and -- ~ .. their parents during this summer's New Student Program. Students hired will be employed from June 20 through July 19, 1983. A training day will Fri be held June 17. Days QUALIFICATIONS Students' qualifications should include: a 2.5. GPA, Roo111 knowledge of the campus, active participation in campus activities and organizations, and the ability and desire to relate to a wide variety of people. Applicants will be hired for one of the following areas as their primary responsibili ty. INFORMATION/ORIENTATION ASSISTANTS , Primary responsibilities will include: conducting discus sion sessions with students and parents; conductin·g tours; answering concerns of new students and their parents; and a variety of administrative duties (8 positions available) REGISTRATION ASSISTANTS will help entering freshmen in registering for classes; working with advisement worksheets; schedule books; and registration forms. Prepare and issue ID cards. Direct FRIDAY, APRIL 8th and wide contact with new students. (8 to 10 positions 8 p.m. -12 midnight available) MUSIC STARTS AT 8:30P.M. APPLICATIONS FACULTY DINING ROOM, STUDENT CENTER Applications will be accepted Apri15-15. ADMISSION FREE WITH I. D., ONE GUEST PER I. D. Applications forms are available from the Admissions Of fice, 116 Hullihen Hall, telephone 738-8123. Sponsored the Student Activities and Program~ing Students selected for interviews will be contacted by Fri by day, April22. Office in cooperation with University Food Servace A blur of sights and sounds April 8, 1983 • THE REVIEW • Page 21 896 LIQUORS ~·.. .,., . -~.. Georgetown is full of ·vitality ' ~~. : . 896 Shops (1017 S. College Ave.) By TracyPeal Newark, Del. · For its inhabitants, 368-5555 Washington, D.C. is the District, encompassing the legislative omnipotence of the Capitol, the cultural and '15% Off On political diversity of foreign embassies, the lushness of cherry biossoms, the ur All Keg Beer. -~ baneness of Washington Cir cle and the vitality of Georgetown. Georgetown is a paradox, secure as a favorite pair of worn loafers teemed with a trendy pair of mid-calf jeans. It's not The Big Apple, but PIKE ~~~~~a;~~~;~ ~o~~~~H . ~ rather reminiscent of a A Bible Teaching Baptist Church Ministering strawberry: initially tart and To Students Of All Denominations gritty, but becoming mellower after a few bites. senators, flower ven seeking refuge from weary BUS SERVICE PICK-UP POINTS: S it u a t e d i n the nor dors and black stree't musi ing crowds, casually sip thwestern limb of our nation's ·cians. Amaretto sours, secluded in Rodney Tunnel Student Center body politic, Georgetown is Georgetown is a cherished various dimly lit tables for 9:10 9:20 defined by Wisconsin Avenue place for any who have ven two. and M Street, and comprised tured there. Students COLLEGE AND CAREER CLASS: 9:45 of aged but refurbished row academically weary,. refresh To some, Georgetown is a buildings. Shaped by a themselves at various journali~tic paradise, a GREG JOHNSON· Uof DGRADUATE -INSTRUCTOR myriad of watering holes, saloons, enjoying inexpensive paradigm of life: raw, com eateries and clothing bouti happy hour drinks of plex and exhilarating. Many (302) 737-5291 or (302) 731-7770 ques, the commercial facade Heineken and mell-en make frequent excursions 199 Polly Drummond Hill Road masks innocuous jazz joints shooters while background there, observing, smelling · Newark, Del. and garden cafes that allur music blares at deafening and tasting its effervescence. ingly nestle against the decibels. The rich, traipsing The blirr of sights and sounds underbelly of the Potomac in expensive silks and furs, are best enjoyed in edible bits River. While the crowded patronize posh Fr·ench and pieces: a sleight-of-hand buildings con$titute the sounding bistros, while chaf magician drawing wonderous skeletal structure of feurs, guarding their gazes from curious onlookers Georgetown, it is the people employers' black windows full of chic EurO: who house its soul: tweedy limousiness, gawk at pean clothing and a prec1se professors, pin-striped pas_sersby. The romantic, (Continued to page 20) If one of the angles yo11 ·~been-----· studyiri.gTately is a way to pay your tuition costs, Army ROTC would like to offer some sound advice. Apply for an Army ROTC scl'l0Wship. Recently, we set aside hundreds of scholarships solely for engineering majors like yourself. ... . Each one covers full tuition, books and other supplies, and pays you up to $1,000 each school year it's in effect. PIANIST SUSAN STARR So if the stress of worrying about tuition is bending you out of in a recital of works by shape, get some finan Mozart, Ravel and Chopin cial support. Apply for an Army ROTC scholarship today. 8:15p.m., Friday, AprilS For more informa Mitchell Hall tion, contact your Pro fessor of Military Science. Tickets $3 for full-time students and persons 65 years ARMY ROTC. of age and over; $5 for University faculty and staff BE ALL lOU CAM BE. and $7 for the general public. For ticket information, call the Mitchell Hall box office at 738-2204. Deadline For Application: April15, 1983 UNIVERSIT'•' OF DELAWARE 1 For more information, 1rlclttls contact Gary • nffhc--• Christopherson, 738- l'crfurlllilltl Arfs 2211. Page 22 • THE REVIEW • AprilS, 1983 ... uThe Meaning of Life'' - (Continued from -19) albums, five feature films the situation. There was no and a syndicated BBC televi· laughter in the cinema during sion series, and while many this scene. t!laim that Monty Python's GRAND·OPEN lNG The sketch about the fattest well is beginning to dry up, man in the world, by now fin "The Meaning of Life" cer ding its way into conversa· tainly proves this to be un· tions everywhere, was true. But perhaps it suggests without a doubt one of the that their water has begun to lana .. most offensive displays of seek lower ground. bad taste ever to appear in a Monty Python's biting Python production. As played parodies, in both film and ran-.~ by director Terry Jones, the album, have remained obese Mr. Creosote calmly patently tricky and double regurgitated gallon after edged in their presentation. gallon into his lap, onto his While generally their satire· restaurant table, and into the seems to be directed toward faces of waiters. Huinor? It the madness caused by man's was apprehension, not society and institutions, it is amusement, that held the au finally the hopelessness and From TORONTO dience through this sketch. idiocy innate in the individual Aside from sensational which receives the brunt of scenes like this, · Monty their blow. No character in Python's superb talent for Monty Python is a victim of Records for Rent or Sale dissecting and perverting our circumstances, but rather a values and self-concepts an victim of himself. 170 East Main Street nounces itself at every turn. Dotted with such familiar However, the refined Newark Python jargon as "pull your sophistication of their liver out," and "the machine original brand of political and ' ( that goes 'ping,' " the film is philosophical satire has sure to please the unabashed largely, though not" entirely, r--·- -- COUPON-- Python fan. Several given way to jokes for the characters were delightful sake of bawdiness or shock reincarnations of figures value. ll RENT ONE ALBUM found in the group's earlier But here's a warning for albums, such as John any anti-Python radicals out for Cleese's well-known drill there: Keep it to yourself. sergeant and Graham Chap Just around the next corner 99e man as the doctor proposi may lurk a mob of Mon tioning the workworn typhiles brandishing soft I One Per Customer· Expires 4/16/83 housewife. cushions and cans of Spam, I . Since its formation in 1970, ready to strap you into the ------·-----..J.·- the group boasts a career "comfy chair" and pull your history of seven liver out. I , ••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••• ~ . :* ATTENTION :• * • : If you are interested in running for an office in t ! your College Council, The Resident Student ! * Association (RSA), The University Commuter • * ' * UNIVERSITY OF DELAWARE *A* ssoctatton · -. (UCA) or th e D e I aware * MARCHING BAND :* Undergraduate Student Congress (DUSC) :* _ * * TWIRLER TRYOUTS ~* * ! Then sign up to be a registered ! 2:00p.m. MAY 14 • * Amy E.-duPont-Field ! candidate in the DUSC office, ! • * Applicants should prepare a three ! 106 Student Center. ! routine using one and two baton • * technique to music of their choice. • * Results will be posted 9:00 a.m., ! Starting on Monday, Aprilll, 1983 ! May 16, room 209 AED • * '••······························••*._- -. . ... ·• ~ ...... AprilS, 1983 • THE REVIEW • Page 23 The Review Classified Send your ad to us with payment. For first 10 words. $5.00 minimum for non-students. $1.CO for B-1 Student Center students with ID. Then 5' for every word Newark, DE 19711 Classifieds thereafter. 10 speed 23" Fuji Special Tourer $100. Very DON'T MISS OUT! 2 bedroom, furnished, To the two dancing fools at MAMA's. ''Nice WENDY " BRUNO" MYERS- You're finally announcements good cond. Call Tom after5. 368-3967. 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How }W live may save }Wr tile. j ., • • .. • • .... • • • • il> ···~ ··· ·~···· ··· ------~------.. .Hens split with La Salle, 5-6, 8-0 April 8, 1983 • THE REVIEW • Page 25 (Continued from page 28) starter Pat Wanin~er) with a double inside the leftfield foul · line, to score Trout, and the Softball team drops Hens led 6-0. "We had good pitching and timely hitting in the second game," said Delaware coach twin bill to Trenton Bob Hannah. "It's the kind of baseball we are going to have The women's softball team "In the second game there to play to win. We're a dif dropped both games of a were some errors and the hit ferent team than we were a doubleheader with Trenton ting didn't come through for year ago. This is not a long State on Tuesday, 3-0 and 6-3. us but we were able to come ball team.'' Their record now stands at 0-1 back after the first game we The Hens made it 7-0 in the in the East Coast Conference didn't give up which shows a fourth on a sacrifice fly by (ECC) and 1-3 overall. lot about us. We're fighters." Trout. A fielder's choice by Despite the two losses, In the second game, Skrable in the fifth made it coach-B.J. Ferguson believes Ferguson made a defensive 8-0. change, putting freshman But in the first game, a 6-5 her team· can only improve. "Right now it's a matter of Terri Cavender in right field. loss, it was a different story. Cavender went 2-for-3 "We were flat early," said getting their confidence back," Ferguson said, "and and "made some very good Hannah, referring to defensive plays. I was pleas La Salle's 5-0 first inning lead, being the hitters they are 1.....:.:.::.:::::::;::...:.:.:.:::.:::..::~::.:::.:..______.,;_ ____; ______. ! capable of being." ed with her performance," "and we did not make it up." Trout walked and went to doubleheader starting at said Ferguson. "She was able Consecutive singles by Al third on Just's hit-and-run Ferguson said that pre to go from the bench into the Swoyer, Sam Boone and Bob noon, and host West Chester single to the right side, but Sunday at noon. Both are season hitting is very dif game and not appear nervous Shannon, and a three-run Mike Stanek forced Just at se ferent from game situation. or apprehensive.'' home run by catcher Bob ECCgames. cond base for the out. FOUL BALLS - Donatelli "We have not seen success in Freshman Gail Hoffer went McNally put the visitors up 4- In the seventh, consecutive hitting, everytime they (the 0. Waninger followed McNal had three hits, and Trout and 3-for-4 for the second game. singles by Skrable and Post each picked up two in the Hens) play they lose more of Betsy Helm and Donna ly's blast with a double and Bleckley with two out put run their confidence." later scored. second game ... the Hens have Werner were the only run pro ners at second and third, but a team batting average of .349 ducers for the Hens while The Explorers extended Waninger came in to strike with Trout leading the way at Although the Hens have not displayed their hitting poten Cavendar scored the third their lead to 6-0 in the second out Craig Burris with the a .546 clip ... Vantrease (3-1) run on a wild pitch. after Waninger's second dou court full. took the loss in the first game, tial, Ferguson has the utmost ble scored Shannon. "Throw out the first inning, while Konick (3-0) won ... La confidence in them. "We have The Hens face Towson Although the Hens did bring and it was a toss-up," said Salle starter Doug Dotzman the potential, we are all hit State on Thursday in an ECC ters," she said. "What we the score to 6-5 in the fourth, Hannah. "We had a lot of was pulled from the opener doubleheader. Ferguson said, they were stymied in the sixth chances to win the game." In with a pulled back mus need now is the base hits. I and seventh innings by La all, Delaware stranded nine cle ... Trout leads with 22 don't want home runs, we "It will be a competitive Salle relievers Bruce Konick runners in the second game. RBI's, and is tied with need base hits to bring in game, we can always count and Waninger. The Hens travel to Bucknell Donatelli and Mike Stanek runs. on them being tough.'' With two out in the sixth, on Saturday for a with four home runs each. CONTEST W~ll~pring Well-Awareness Week April11-15 ...... ______.,.. ____ _ Describe in 75 words or less .. WHAT DOES HOLISTIC HEALTH MEAN TO YOU? ~------j Entries due in Wellspring by Friday, April 15. , Winners of best entry will receive a $25 gift certificate to the University Bookstore. Page 26 • THE REVIEW • AprilS, 1983 Alcohol Awareness Day Monday, April11 Film: Epidemic Ewing Room: 12-2 p.m. Includes an excellent look at how TV commercials & some pop music songs en courage use of drug & alcohol as- pain relievers. Photo courtesy of Barbara Buch BARBARA AND PETER BUCH glide in competition during the University Games in February. The LEONARDO'S DELl pair finished fifth overall. · by Hal Goldman and when the music started, ding the university, and com 731-1816 the people went crazy. mute to classes. Living in For Barbara and Peter "The energy was transfer- Wilmington is convenient SUBS Buch, ice skating has red to my brother and I, and because of the skating Medium Large broadened their horizons. so we put on the best per- facilities nearby. "The Wilm Roast Beef ...... 3.50 5.15 to speak. The skating duo formance of our lives. When ington Ice Rink is a great Italian ...... : . • . . . . . 3.50 5.15 recently returned from the marks came up, the funs training center," said Bar Corned Beef .... , ...... 3.50 5.15 Bulgaria where they started whistling. Then they bara. Pastrami ...... • ...... 3.50 5.15 represen~ed both the United Special ...... •...... 2.75 4.15 threw flowers in apprecia- When training, the duo Real Turkey ...... • ...... 2.75 4.15 States and the university in tion." skate four to six hours a day. Ham ...... 2.75 4.15 '.'The University · Games," a The Russians won that This is combined with two Tuna ...... • ...... •...... 2.75 4.15 mini Olympics for students competition. Although they hours of off-ice training, Chicken Salad ...... 3.50 5.15 from all over the world. finished fifth, the Buch duo which consists of dancing and Egg Salad ...... 2.75 4.15 "It's quite ironic that we - Cheese ...... 2.75 4.15· were very pleased with their performance work. They Sicilian Subs Extra ...... - ...... 50 .75 were picked," said Barbara results. "Robby Kaine, the usually skate from 11 p.m. to (Covered with Pizza Sauce and Cheese, heated) in a recent interview. "The assistant coach. served as a 4 a.m. each day because that experiences Peter and I had stabilizing force for us," said is when they can book the PIZZA there were so different from Barbara. ''He told us w·e were center. As far as classes go, Fresh Dough Made Dally what you would expect. We as good as anyone." This kind Barbara, a senior, and Peter, expected the worst, but it was of encouragement· was very a junior, are full-time NEW YORK STYLE- 16" LEONARDO'S SPECIAL quite the opposite.'' Cheese ...... 4.50 Stuffed Pizza ...... 2. 50 important, for it gave the duo students. They usually find 1 Topping ...... 5.50 Stuffed Pizza with Topping ... 2.95 The brother-sister skating confidence when they needed themselves in night classes. 2 Toppings ...... 6.25 French Bread Pizza ...... 1 .25 duo competed in three events it most. "The Russians have And if that wasn't enough of a 3 Toppings ...... 7.00 Additional Toppings- .45 over a two week span. Coach an aura about them, like 'you load, they also work as - Toppings- STROMBOLI ...... 3.25 ed by Olympic coach Ron can't touch us'," explained trainers at the Fieldhouse. Pepperoni, Mushrooms. Ground Beef (Special sub wrapped wilh pizza dough and baked) Cheese Extra Ludington, they finished fifth Barbara. "We felt practical experience Green Pepper and/ or Onion overall. "Everything was The trip originated when as athletic trainers would be PIZZA STROMBOLI AND STUFFED PIZZA • AVAILABLE AFTER 5 PM marked very closely, and the duo applied for the games invaluable," said Barbara. there was no discrepancy," at the end of January. An ap- The Buch duo started SANDWICHES said Barbara. plication, signed and sealed skating ten years ago, at age COLD HOT *Soz. *9oz. She described the people in by the university, .was eleven or twelve, "which ,is Roast Beef (cooked on ' Steak ...... 2.65 3.95 Bulgaria as wonderful. "Peo reviewed by the Olympic late for skaters," explained premises) · ...... 2.25 Cheese Steak ...... 7.95 4.45 ple were drawn to us because Committee. On the first of Barbara. Their parents en Corned Beef ..... : . . 2.25 Pizza Steak ...... 3.20 4.85 we were all Americans. The Ham ...... 1.95 Double Meat Extra . . . . . 1 .50 2.50 February, Peter and Barbara couraged skating as a form of Real Turkey ...... 1.95 Mushrooms Extra ...... 50 .75 only Americans in Bulgaria learned they were going to exercise. When the two Pastrami ...... 2.25 Cheese Extra ...... 30 .50 are in the Embassy." The duo Bulgaria, along with about children ilnproved with each Tuna ...... 1.95 Hamburger (*6 oz.) ...... 1.75 stayed in Bulgaria for ·two eighty other athletes col- lap around the ice, their Chicken Salad ...... 2.25 Cheeseburger (*6 oz .) ...... 1.95 weeks and made many new Egg Salad ...... 1.75 Hot Dog ...... 75 lected from around the coun- parents encouraged the Cheese ...... 1.75 Cheese Dog ...... · · · · .85 friends. They also discovered try. brother-sister combo. "We Cheese Extra ...... 20 Chicken Breast ...... 1.75 something about the sport. Barbara described the won our first competition Extras At No Charge Fried Flounder ...... 1.75 "We learned a lot about how other athletes as "well skating together, and that Lettuce, Tomatoes, Onions, BLT ...... · · · · · · · · · · · 1.75 Pickles, Peppers others view skating. other educated." She explained this motivated us," said Barbara. (White. Rye , Wheat or Kaiser Roll) F-ried Clams on Roll ...... 2.50 *Weight before cooking people have a very artistic was rare because competitive From then on, the duo ejoyed view of ice skating which is sports take up a great deal of skating more each time. "At SALADS ICE CREAM not stressed here," said Bar t i m e . T h e a t h 1 e t e s first, we didn't think skating HAAGEN-DAZS® FLAVORS bara. represented many different together would work. We TOSSED ...... 1.25 It CHEF ...... 3.25 'Chocolate Chocolate Chip was the last of three schools from around the coun- thought we. would always be 6 oz. Hom. Turkey, Swiss Cheese vanilla *Maple Walnut Strawberry events that Barbara 'Vanilla Chip 'Rum Raloln Coffee try, and competed in sports fighting, as brothers and TUNA OR CHICKEN SALAD ... 3.25 remembers most vividly. "It such as skating, ice-hockey sisters do." Two scoops, miX or match Single Doub.le was the Free Dance, and we and downhill skiing. The ages The duo proved otherwise, ANTIPASTO ...... 3.50 Cones, Cups ...... 85 1.50 were really starting to feel Salomi, Capicollo, Provolone, Prozoutto *Special Flavors ...... 95 1.65 ranged from fifteen to however. They have now been Choice of Dressing like. celebrities," she recall twenty-seven. skating competitively for six Russian , Creamy Italian, Caesar, Milk Shakes ...... 1. 95 Blue Cheese, French Pints 2.25 ed. "We had picked a Russian The brother-sister duo live years, and have learned to · musical piece for our dance, in Wilmington while atten- (Continuedtopoge24) ·-' . . ~ .,.1 f f ~~-4~ (. April 8, 1983 • THE REVIEW • .Page 27 Tennis team'double faults'during Florida trip;drop4of 6 by B.J. Webster . In the season-opening 5-4 loss to 8-5 Sneeringer all won their singles mat- "UCF will probably be ranked While fellow classmates were occu- Florida Institute of Technology (FIT) ches in 8-1 and 7-2 wins over Polk (6-6 ) eighth this week and they are an pying Florida·~ beaches over spring the Hens won four of the six singles -·and Wright State (0-5), respectively. awesome tea·m." said Rylander·.-"Our break, the Delaware men's tennis __ matches .. But.. as.Rylander felt.. going_ Against Polk, number one.....s~____g uys can't gel.diDvn on thems.e.l£es for team was having a tough time on the into the season, doubles-was the key player Jon Eckhard teamed with their performance." Sunshine State's tennis courts. as Delaware -dropped all three con- Cerce for an 8-3 doubles win. Herak In 7-2losses to St. Leo's College (17- The Hens finished their annual tests. . and Kerdasha were also victorious by 9) and Daytona Beach Community Florida trip-with-a-2-4 record against---"We--definitely-need to work ..on...our ----an~-5 score. Sophomore Mike-Epstein---College (10-3-f,----Sneeringer was-again competition that coach Roy Rylander doubles play, physical conditioning and freshman Jaime Ferriero won 8- the only singles winner. The doubles feels may have been too strong. _and tiebreakers," Rylander said. The 2. . -· team of Herak"and Furlong pulled out "lt'stoughtojudgehowgoodorbad Hens dropped two key tiebreakers in In the match with Wrighf State;·· a 5-7, 7-5,6-3wTriagainstSt.Leo's. we are against that kind of competi- the FIT contest and won only four out Eckhard and Cerce and the team of Against Daytona Beach, Herak tion. It sure will be nice to start play- of the ten during the trip. Kerdasha and Furlong both won their teamed up with Kerdasha for a 6-4, 4- ing at our own level," said Rylander. Number two pl~yer Chuck Herak doubles contests by 8-5 scores. 6, 6-4 victory. A bright spot for the Hens was the won in three sets, 6-2, 3-6, 6-2. Ron Ker- On the third day of the tdp the Hens Rylander is confident that the team play of freshman Sam Sneeringer, dasha, the number three player, ran into 35-40 m.p.h. winds and the will bounce back and play well · who won all six of his singles matches. coasted to an easy 6-1, 6-3 win. Senior tenth-ranked team in the country, against the upcoming East Coast Con Sneeringer, who played his early ten- captain and number four player Ran- University of Central Florida (UCF) ference (ECC) schedule. Dis in Florida, was the number six dy Cerce opened his season with a 2-6, (20-0). Sneeringer was the -lone "With some work this team-should singles player during the trip, but has 6-4, 6-4 victory. In a hard fought 6-4, 2- singles victor by a 3-6, 6-3, 6-3 score. do well," said Rylander. "Cerce is since moved up to number five. · .S, 7-5 match, Sneeringer came out on-- -Doubles matches wer.e - cancelled- starting to play...well, but we~ bet- "Sam was a pleasant surprise. His top.- because of the high_winds, but UCF ter play from Eckhard and Kerdasha. emergenc-e can only help the team," Herak, Kerdasha, Cerce, number had clinched the match by ~utscoring The ECC schedule starts soon and we saidRylander. five player Gordon Furlong and Delaware,5-1,_i!tsinglesplay. needtobereadyforthat." -Fa-useF--Peoples set-newschool-reeords ' . .· ::women's lacrosse · by Jolene Kinsey attr:.act~ at~~~~s .fr9.m. ap "I J~e to _go to _a meet Thursday 7:30p.m. 11·95 &Rt. 896), 201 Bellevue Rd. Aprill4, 1983 Bacchus, Student Center Diamond State Industrial Park, Newark, Delaware Page 28 • THE REVIEW • April 8, 1983 ~======sports======~======~ ~--~--~----~------. EJDasne~ Piascik foils La Salle; ·Hens split afor Hens by Jim Lanzalotto At this point of the spring, • Mike Piascik does not think 1 everything has clicked for 1n 2U1)-3 ~rou 1 .t him. by Andy West But after Wednesday after noon's three-hit shutout in the In a 20-3 rout over Rutgers, nightcap of Delaware's Delaware had nothing else to do doubleheader with East Coast but experiment. Conference (ECC) rival La The women's lacrosse team (2-0) Salle, Piascik came as close was shutting out the 1-3 host as he possibly could to putting Scarlet Knights when Hen coach it all together with an 8-0 win. Janet Smith decided to slow down "It was my day for a win," in the second half and get in some said Piascik of his six practice. strikeout masterpiece. "I had "Instead of running up the score, a good fastball for the first we wanted to work on a few things time in a while. It seemed like like checking," said Smith. "We their bats slowed down." had a shutout going well into these By his own definition, cond half. Near the end of the Piascik is not an early season game, we actually switched our at pitcher. After a slow start last tack players · and defensive spring, the 6-2 senior lef players." thander settled down to an 8-3 "It was a learning experience, a season which included co chance to find out what people have MVP honors in the ECC tour to do at other positions," said Hen nament. attack wing Karen Emas. "It was a "1 guess I'm getting an good way to find out what people earlier start than last year," can do at other positions." said Piascik, who opened up Rutgers' starting goalie was the season by combining with sick, so she was replaced by one of three other Delaware pit the Scarlet Knights' top attack chers for a no-hitter versus players, Liz Ferarra. The sit-in Villanova. "I'm starting to goalie gave up 11 Hen goals and jell. made 11 saves. Ferarra was "As soon as it starts getting replaced by Pam Childs in the se warmer, you'll see a better cond half, in which the Hens still job." scored nine goals despite ex Delaware opened up the perimenting. scoring in the bottom of the Emas led the Hen attack with second as they sent 10 batters eight goals and three assists, one to the plate to pound out six short of the single' game poin runs on five hits. After record she set against Ithaca in rightfielder Andy Donatelli 1981. singled to right and moved to "They all played well," Smi second on a fielder's choice said, "but she (Emas) was just· by first baseman Tom the right place at the right time." Skrable, he scored on Lex "It was more like being at the Bleckley's RBI single up the right end of the play," said Emas. middle. "They (her teammates) played A walk to Mike Lloyd load great, everybody's working ed the bases, and Warren together. Things are starting to Post delivered a two-run click." single to center to put the Also joining in on the goal sco Hens up, 3-0. Second baseman ing effort were Lisa Blanc (6 goals, Jeff Trout followed with a 1 assist), Missy Meharg (four double off the left-centerfield goals, three assists) and Denise fence scoring Lloyd and Post. LA SALLE'S TOM WANINGER slides in safely past Delaware catcher Mark Ringie during Swift (two goals). Ann Wilkinsoo Then designated hitter the Explorers' 6-5 opening game win Wednesday. The Hens blanked the visitors 8-0 in dished out two assists w · Dave Just greeted Explorer the second game. Maureen Wilkinson and reliever Jack Yoast (for Schmidt had one assist each. (Continued to poge 25) (Continued to poge 27) Delaware exhibi.ts top foriD at Towson State Invitationa by Chris Heier Third place finishers included, J.R. Quinn in the vault and Madric had a leap of 47'3¥4" in the triple Spring break for the men's track team was inter- . discus, with a throw of 143'4", Mike Hoppes in the jump. rupted by two non-conference meets, the Towson 1500 meter run, with a time of 3:56.4 and Greg Whaien in the javelin with a throw of 195'2%. - Fischer stressed the fact that these were just • State Invitational and the Colonial Relays. preparation for the season which opens on April i The Invitational meet, held March 26, saw a very Other noteworthy performances were put in by Weston James in the long jump with a leap of 20' against conference rivals Drexel and Rider. young team finish fourth out of 17 teams. "I was before that the team will send up more than very pleased with our performance considering we 8%" (he. placed fourth). Madric and Anthony Johnson placed fourth and fifth, respectively, in the athletes for the Lincoln Invitational to be could have easily finished second," said Hen coach tomorrow. Jim Fischer. ''We left a number of people home 110 meter high hurdles with tiines of 14.96 and 14.97. who could have placed, but our goal for the meet Mike DeMonte placed sixth in the 400 meter run "We're a very young team and we might be was to tune up for the season and we did just that." with a time of 49.65. year off of being a top contender, but until that · Leading the way once again was school record The Colonial Relays, held March 31, was again we're attempting to give our young people holder in the shot put, Dan Miller. Miller placed considered a tune up as the meet did not produce valuable experience," Fischer said. first with a toss of 50' 11". Steve Hansen finished se many top finishers. Paul Sheppard and James The team may be young but the team attitude cond with a toss of 48'11% ". Another second place Madric who both finished fifth were the only two pears to be very optimistiC. If hard work and d finisher was James Madric, who had a leap of Hens to actually place in the midst of stiff competi mination pays off, the ECC championship may 47'11%" in the triple jump. tion. Sheppard cleared the bar at 14'6" in the pole be such a far off dream as it now appears.