THE CADET Next ISSUED BT

THE CORPS OF MILITARY INSTITUTE

Vol. XV. LEXINGTON, VIRGINIA, MONDAY, OCT. 3, 1921. No. a

MINSTREL SHOW HELD PLANS FOR CHAR- SATURDAY NIGHT LOTTESVILLE TRIP Flying Squadron Shuts MADE PUBLIC Comedy Club Makes Initial Ap- pearance. Out Hampden-Sidney Only 300 Cadets To Participate.

All last week the bulletin The tentative plans for the boards blazed with posters ad- DRAMATIC CLUB trip to Charlottesville were CADETS WIN EASY VICTORY vertising "Phil Goodman and made public by the Superinten-. GETS UNDER WAY Stockton Terry with their fa- dent this week. Three hundred FROM TIGERS 32-0 mous minstrel trope, featuring men, including the band and of- Wealth of New Material Pres- the Poisonous String Quintette, ficers will compose the quota. ent At First Meeting. The H-l Trio, and a free-for-all These will be selected by the Both Line and Backfield Show Marked Improve- clogging contest. On Saturday "All men who desire to go out Commandant, from the old ca- night this first performance of for the Dramatic Club report to ment Over Game With Roanoke dets probably. The contingent the newly organized Komedy Jackson Hall at seven-thirty." will wear Uniform No. 1 (gray Klub came off with great suc- This was the first call for trousers, coatees, cross-belts, cess. would-be Wallace Reid's and shakos, white gloves.) The first thing on the pro- Mary Pickford's sounded in the V. M. I. put another notch in The detail will entrain at the touchdowns of the game, the gram was a snappy two-reel Mess Hall last Tuesday night. her gun-stock Saturday when Lexington station at 7:00 a. m., first one made by Farley on a comedy. After this came the Thirty-four old cadets, fif- she defeated Hampden-Sidney's just after breakfast on October flashy end run from the forty- main performance of the eve- teen of whom have previously eleven to the tune of 32 to 0. At two yard line, the second by 19, and will arrive in Charlottes- ning. The Interlocutor, Blush- had local experience, and six- no time during the game was Costolo, who had replaced1. ville at 11:00 a. m. The cadets ing Bill Philp, the boy with the teen rats reported at the ap- the cadets' goal in danger. Ten Shannon, on another end rum will then eat dinner, form for vermilion hair, was handsome pointed time. first downs were credited to V. from the visitors' . twelve-yard parade, and after waiting for and dignified as usual. The end M. I. to the visitors' three. As line. the rest of the parade to form, Mrs. Derbyshire and Colonel men, "Jazzbo" Goodman and soon as the game started there will march through the town to Mosely were present, and read In the beginning of the sec- "Toddle" Terry, the famous was no doubt as to the outcome. the place of unveiling of the two very promising plays. One, ond half Shannon returned to black-face comedians of Buzz- statue. Supper will be served Suppressed Desires," is a one- The team showed great im- the game in place of Bunting, ard's Roost, kept the audience directly after the ceremonies. act, strictly modern comedy; provement over last week's who still felt the effects of a in an uproar with jokes and Then the cadets will be free in the other, "The Man Who Mar- work against Roanoke. In the minor injury received in Wed- sound-offs about everything the town until 9:00 p. m., at ried a Dumb Wife," is a two- first quarter Hampden-Sidney nesday's scrimmage. This new and everybody. "Shorty" Lee act comedy of the 15th century. put up a pretty stiff resistance backfield combination seemed (Continued on Page Six) the pride of the farm, Monsieur Both are particularly suitable and seemed able to stop most of to work well, and in the third - —T- : — . Glazier of the Imperial Russian for presentation before! a key- the plays directed against her quarter one more touchdown Ballet, took part in the clog PHOTOGRAPHIC WORK det audience, and can easily be line. No forward passes or end was scored, this by Costolo, as dancing contest, they were all given in the same evening. runs were tried in this quarter the result of a third-yard end three so good that the judges ON BOMB STARTS lt is planned to give the by either, team, but beginning run. In this quarter Venable could not decide who won, so initial performance at home with the second quarter Farley was injured slightly and was White's Photographer Here for they drank the prize them- during the first part of Decem- changed his tactics, throwing relieved by Ryder. Ten Days. ' selves. ber, allowing time to repeat it passes and using end runs. At the beginning of the The Harmonious Hellions These resulted in the first two fourth quarter Attwell replaced Mr. Bennett, photographer i Continued on Paeo Five) Farley at quarterback and (Continued on Page Five) from White's Studio, New Faulkner took Shannon's place York, arrived in barracks on at half. Soon after the teams V. M. I. PROBABLY September 20, and since then LINE-UP had changed goals Costolo has been busy with the prelim- caught a forward pass from TO BE VISITED BY inary photographic work on the V. M. I. HAMPDEN-SIDNEY Attwell on Hampden-Sidney's "Bomb." Practically all the MARSHAL FOCH Drewry (Act. Capt Left End Lush forty yard line, and evading the First Class individual pictures Wescott Left Tackle Fuque visitors' entire secondary de- have been taken, and the facul- An event of great importance Douglas V Left Guard Buchanan fense, dodged his way over the ty sittings have been complet- to the Institute and to all ca Miller Center Saunders line for V. M. I.'s fourth touch- ed. Owing to the introduction dets is the coming visit of Mar Harrison Right Guard Sager down. After this play he wa& of the Sam Browne belt, it has shal Foch, the great French Gray ....Right Tackle Stoltz relieved by Huntt P., and short- been necessary to have these general and head of the Allied Ridgely Right End Brenamen ly Spratt went in for Ryder. An latter pictures all taken again. forces in the World War. The Farley Quarterback Saunders exchange of punts gave the A large number of sittings have proposed visit was definitely Bunting Left Half Tyson Hampden-Sidney eleven the ball also been made from the Sec- settled by a cablegram convey Shannon Right Half Day on their own thirty-five yard ond, Third and Fourth classes. ing the information of his ar- Venable Fullback Johnson line where they fumbled, and rival in Lexington some time More than fifty views of the Score by quarters: Carlton, who had been substi- this fall as a guest of the Vir- various landmarks around the 1st 2nd 3rd 4th Score. tuted for Ridgely, picked up the ginia Military Institute. This post and nearby points of in- V. M. 1 0 13 13 6 32 ball and ran to Hampden-Sid- cablegram, addressed to Gener- terest were taken Friday and Hampden-Sidney 0 0 0 0 0 ney's twenty yard line before al Nichols, came from Captain Sunday afternoons. A special Touchdowns—Costolo, 3: Farley, Faulkner. he was downed. From this Joseph Dalton of the American trip was made along the river Goals from touchdowns- •Drewry, 2. 1 point the cadets carried the bal£ Army of Occupation, now on road, and to Lover's Leap in or- Substitutions—V. M. I.: Costolo for Shannon, Shannon by successive rushes over the the Rhine. Captain Dalton is a der to secure views of the sur- for Bunting, Ryder for Venable, Clark for Ridgley, Ridgely goal line for the final score of graduate of V. M. I., and one of rounding country. Several views for Clark, Faulkner for Shannon, Attwell for Farley, Hunt, the game, Faulkner making the its loyal supporters. were also made of the Roanoke P for Costolo, Spratt for Ryder, Ferguson for Miller, Ham- score by an off tackle play. College game from the hill op- Marshal Foch, one of the mond for Harrison, Booth for Gray, Parrott for Booth, The work of the whole back- posite the new athletic field. greatest military geniuses of Carleton for Ridgely, Barbour for Douglas. Hampden- field showed great improvement The next batch of photo- the present age, is a personage Sidney: Watson for Lush, San Is for Saunders, Bretten- over the last game. Fumbling graphic work on the "Bomb" of world-wide importance and hart for Sands, C. Blankenship for Sager, Lacy for C. was much less frequent. A1I will be done early in December. his visit to the United States Blankenship, Cunningham for Tyson, R. Blankenship for the backs showed more famili- At this time group pictures, will be an occasion only such as Day, Tyson for Johnson. arity with the plays and both battalion pictures, company the reception accorded to Lefay- Farley and Attwell ran the and class pictures will be made, Officials—Referee, Shultz (W. & L.). Umpire, Silver- ette the great Frenchman who 7 team well at quarter. Faulk- since the Corps will then be in stein (W . &L.). Head Linesman, Roberston (W. & L.) helped America win her first ner, playing his first game at good shape, and all clubs and Timekeeper, Read, (V. M. I.). Time of quarters, 12 min. war. His appearance here will groups organized. be a marked honor to V. M. I. Virginia Military Institute, subject will be more fully dis- Lexington, Virginia. cussed. These luncheons are Dear Sir: held on the first Monday in ev- Wayland-Gorrell Drug Co. Last year my invitation to ery month, and have been a entertain the football team of great success and we trust that Fisher Tynes, '15, is married V. M. I. was received about a all Ex-Cadets who are in town and in the machinery business. week too late as they had made that day will attend. o all their arrangements to be en- Yours in V. M. I. Bonds, Norris & Nunnally Candies Willie Waters, '21, is a second tertained at the Bellevue, but I Stuart B. Marshall, Pres., lieutenant in the Field Artillery am sending my invitation this 3606 Newark Street, School, Camp Knox. year in plenty of time, and I Phone Cleveland 196. Kodaks and Films o hope that nothing will prevent P. S. (by the Secretary): John Mettenheimer, '18, is a your acceptance. The Postmaster General has chemist in the Oriental Oil Co., I am an old V. M. I. cadet of been mighty good about accept- Columbia Grafonolas Dallas, Texas. thirty-five years ago. My old ing these notices on Credit, how o class mates were Colonel Ford, much longer he will do so I do Cokey Marshall, '20, is work- Colonel Tucker, and Colonel not know, but if you feel bad and Records ing in Chicago, 111. Mallory, and my son is a V. M. about not having paid your dues o I. "rat" this year. why just send a five spot (dues College Writing Paper "Tedo" Morton, '19, is work- My suggestion to you is that $1.00). Address, G. W. Hughes, ing in the First National Bank the team either make their 382, H. O. B. City. at Forth Worth, Texas. headquarters at Devon Manor o o or come to us after the game DON'T FORGET THE LUNCH- WAYLAND-GORRELL DRUG CO., Inc. M. K. Berry, '21, has resigned when we will give a dinner and EON—OCT. 3, 12:30 NOON his commission in the army and a dance for them. is now working in a bank. I take it for granted that you Fellow Cadets: o know this is a young ladies' We have been approached by John H. Sedwick, '21, is boarding school. a number of Alumni requesting punching cattle in Albany, I will be glad if you will let that we secure a Special Train Texas, me hear from you as soon as to the V. M. I.— of LYRIC your plans are definitely form- Virginia game in Lexington on Jimmy Thompson, '19, ii ed. You must know what a October the 15th. Others have suggested a special coach on the NEW THEATRE studying medicine. pleasure it would give us to en- o—— tertain the football team, which regular train to Lexington. The cost of this should not be much C. B. King, ex-'22, was oper- of course is going to beat Penn- in excess of the regular fare. If ated on this summer for appen- sylvania again this year. we attempt this we would try Direction I. WEINBRG dicitis and is recuperating in Very truly yours, and consolidate with tha Uni- Wisconsin. LANGDON CASKIN. versity of Virginia Alumni and Because of the heavy sched- thus reduce the cost and make W. B. Rogan, ex-'22, is work- ule which the team has it was the trip more of a certainty. ing in Roanoke, Va. not deemed wise to break train- o ing and therefore this kind What do you think of it? Lieutenant Gillett, '18, was at invitation could not be accepted. Please check the below and re- 8RI sKjffjfi Openings and is an army in- turn or write us about it, giv- mrnrnm structor at V. P. I. The following letter has been ing us your views. sent out from the Washington Now Listen! We want an Jm/' /jjJH o HIBBlSlAi W. 0. Owens, '15, is vice- Chapter to all alumni in the Alumni Chapter that does proximate vicinity: things, don't you? The sugges- president of a new oil company BIXvukW in Oklahoma. Washington, D. C., tion has been made, and it is o Sept. 26, 1921. backed up with money, that the •Tl 1 IJkJ M. C. Roberts, ex-'22, is at Fellow Cadets: Washington Chapter endow a trM the University of Texas. The V. M. I. Alumni are tak- scholarship to the Institute. It o ing much interest in this year's will take five thousand dollars William Shell, ex-'24, is at football team and a number of to make it go. A subscription the University of Texas also. them are planning to attend has already been made and we some of the Big Games, particu- Voegele's Pure Candies o would like to know whether or larly the one with the Univer- "Jim" Ted Rhudy, '19, is in not you would subscribe and if Handip Chocolates and Marshmallows sity of Virginia in Lexington so how much we can count on. business in Atlanta, Ga. The Best Made in the United States on October the 15th, also the o Let's hear from you on this. ones with the University of (FOR SALE POST EXCHANGE) J. P. Moore, ex-'21, was in Hon. C. Bascom Slemp, Class on October 22nd barracks Monday night after '21, has already subscribed $100. at Philadelphia, November 5th, having placed third in the All- MAKE IT GROW. Let's hear VOGELE AND DINNING CO., Inc., Lynchburg, Va. with the University of North American Trap Shooting Cham- from you. Carolina at Richmond and the pionship at Chicago, making a STUART B. MARSHALL, GLENN-MINNICH CLOTHING CO Thanksgiving game at Roanoke, score of 199 out of a possible President. "The Young Men's Shop" 200. the annual event with V. P. I. Coupon No. 1: The complete official schedule I would go on a special train 106 W. Campbell Avenue Roanoke, Va. follows: W. D. Leftwich, ex-'5, is a leaving here on Saturday, Oct. 'Style Headquarters Where Society Brand Clothes Are Sold" banker in Dallas, Texas. Sept. 24—Roanoke College, 0; the 15th, returning same day. BOYS' STORE-SECOND FLOOR V. M. I., 13. o or (indicate Oct. 1—Hampden - Sidney at Major Faulks, ex-'12, was at one or both) I would go if a home. Plattsburg this summer. special coach was chartered on V. M. I. Pressing Shop o Oct. 8—Wake Forest at home. the regular train to Lexing- Oct. 15—University of Vir- Guyton McKellar, '21, is ton SECOND FLOOR LAUNDRY BU1LL)IN(J ginia at home. farming at Forney, Texas. Signed Class. o Oct. 22—University of Penn- Coupon No. 2: sylvania at Philadelphia. Charlie McDavid, ex-'21, and I will gladly support the Prompt, Particular Work ex-'22, is in the coal business in ct. 29—N. C. A. & M. at movement to endow a scholar- Birmingham. Raleigh, N. C. ship by the Washington, D. C., o Nov. 5—University of North Chapter of the Alumni Associa- Carolina at Richmond, Va. R. L. HESS & BKO. Sam Kerr, ex-'24, is at the tion to the Institute and hereby Nov. 12—University of Ken- University of Texas. pbdge myself to subscribe Jewelers and Opticians tucky, at Louisville, Ky! 3 , details to be ar- NEXT DOOR TO LYRIC THE SPIRIT OF AN ALUM- O Nov. 24—V. P. I., 0; V. M. ranged later. Plates Beveled and Polished Repairing of Graphophones, Typewriters etc NUS !•» 50? Roanoke. Signed Class. Class and Frat Fins anc Rings. Athletic Trophies and Special Designs | The Washington, D. C., Mail replies to G. W. Hughes, The following letter was re- Chapter of the Alumni Associa- 382 H. O. R., City. ceived a few days ago which tion is making arrangements to Rockbridge National Bank well illustrates the feeling of attend some of these games and AUTO WARNING our alumni, both old and young, at their next meeting, which Sign seen on Richmond Boule- PAUL M. PENICK, President S. O. CAMPBELL, Vice President for their Alma Mater: will be the regular monthly vard: "Drive slow and see our A. P. WADE, Cashier Devon Manor, Sept. 23, 1921. luncheon on October 3, 12:30 town; drive fast and see our Capital, $150,000 Surplus, $50,000 Manager of Football Team, noon, Army and Navy Club, the jail W. B. PATERSON. President College and university stu- A. H. McINNIS, Vine-President Charlottesville Woolen D. R. FORMAN, Secretary dents throughout the United Mills States are learning the benefits What About THE ROBINSON LAND AND LUMBER to be derived from organization, Charlottesville, Va. and it is expected that the year Sweaters, Bath Robes, Gloves, Manufacturers ef 1921-1922 will reach a high wa- Manufacturers of High-GradcUniform Cloths ter mark with respect to the Pajamas, Underwear, Raincoats, Long Leaf Yellow Pine percentage of students who are Olive Drabs, Sky members of at least one campus Winter Underwear, Basket Ball Shoes Timber and Lumber. and Dark Blues society. We have 'em and will do our Doggondent and the largest and best quality of Such are the deductions Mills drawn from reports recently to please you. CHICORA, MISS. CADET GRAYS made by a large manufacturer BOTHWELL. MISS. including those useu at the United States of fraternity jewelry. In for GAHAM & FATHER General Offices: Military Academy at West Point and mer years a small portion of the MOBILE, ALABAMA other leading military schools of the V/HO SELL DANCING SHOES AND HOSIERY country. student body was organized Daily Capacity 250,000 Feet Used in uniforms of cadets of Vir- into either Greek letter organi ginia Military Institute. zations or perhaps half a dozen "Se^y It with Flowers'' JAMES JACKSON societies. Today the great ma- THE COUNTY NEWSjorit y are found to be connected with either a general, profes- Flowers for >111 Points for >111 Occasions Barber JOB OFFICE sional, or honorary fraternity MAIN ST. LEXINGTON, VA. or with a sectional or scholastic Our Telegraph System Eliminates Distance Nelson> Street Lexington, Va. club. Corsages and Funeral Designes a Specialty Opposite New Theatre Opposite the Presbyterian Sunday The mediaeval student cus- MISS McCARRON School Room tom of organizing into groups Phone 1706 Lynchbnrg's Favorite Florist 1017 Main Street Goneral Lee's Old Barber according to the parts of the V. M. I. Trade Solicited NEW STATIONERY FOR country from which students Ask Goode in 75, CADETS LONE JACK LIMESTONE CO came has apparently found PRINTED PROMPTLY AND NEATLY some favor in this country with Crushed Limestone for all the result that the twentieth Purposes century university campus not only has its separate clubs for Office GREEN'S each state or section of the Reserved for 606 People's Bank Building United States, but also racial

LYNCHBURG, VA. fraternities and organizations Jewelers for students from foreign coun- Quarry at Emil, Va. tries. Woodward's G&rdLge R. W. MASSIE, Pres. Besides the fraternal spirit 33 Campbell Avenue W. which has been fostered among LEXINGTON TIRE AND students by these groups, it has VULC. CO. ROANOKE, VA. been shown that this trend to- wards organization has also Auto Tires and Accessories served to break down barriers LOOK OUT FOR which formerly existed be- Tire Repairing V. M. I. tween fraternity and non-fra- For the Best Electric Shoe Repairing ternity men and women. THE 1922 BULLET GO TO Repair Shop Moreover, it is claimed, there C. H. Chittum's has been stimulated in the stu- or\ May 1st, 1921 AVENUE SHOE SHOP dent of today an interest in af- Nest Door to Methodist Church fairs and activities other than WE HAVE TRIED HIM FRANK MORSE, Mgr. .hose of the class-room. And it N. P. GATLING. Jr. W.'F. DREWRY, Jr. is this new interest which ac- Ed-tor-in Chief Business^Mgr. GILLOCK'S GROCERY Meet Your Friends at counts, in part, for the popular Third Door Below Lyric idea that book knowledge is but a small part of the fruits of a The Place to Buy J Your Peanuts, LEXINGTON POOL COMPANY'S modern education. Candy, Chewing Gum, Coca Cola, Cigars, Cigarettes, etc. NEWEST and NICEST L. D. HAMRIC & SON DRY CLEANING Cadets Will Find What They Need in Pool and Billiard Watchmakers Jewelers Engravers The Furniture Line Lady—But poverty is no ex- -AT- Parlors cuse for being dirty! Do you VARNER & POLE'S never wash your face? The Main Street Furniture People Tramp — Pardon me, lady, Opposite Presbyterian i burch Washington Street but I've adopted this here dry- LEXINGTON, VIRGINIA cleanin' process as bein' more McCOY J. ED. DEAVER healthy an' hi-genic. Makes a Specialty of MAIN ST. OPP. COURT HOUSE GOOD THINGS TO EAT Sell? V. M. I. Caps ROCKBRIDGE HARDWARE CO., Inc. Endicott Johnson Army Shoes PLAY TENNIS! CALL HIM TODAY THE YELLOW FRONT HARDWARE Clothing, Hats and Suit Cases KEEP IN PHYSICAL TRIM and everything a man wants to wear. ROANOKE Spalding Equipment Gun Oil, Gun Grease, Gun Brushes, Rust Remover, Lock AMERICAN SUITS MADE TO ORDER Assures you of the Boxes, Pocket Knives, Razors, Razor Blades. PKlNCESS Theatres PRICES RIGHT. Highest Quality Pus- ISIS -Me. The Place to Get Your Money's Worth Under Same Management PHONE 25 Roanoke, Virginia Tennis Rackets, ii, :ls, Nets, Sheer, Virginia- Western Power Company W. HARRY AGNOW Etc. AUTOMOBILES Bentl fur Our No a n»\ogu. AW Thingb Electrical Groceries A. G. SPALDING & BROS. FOR HIRE 7 NELSON STREET PHONE 201 A full line of the best brands of When You Want an Auto See Canned Goods, Candies, GU— lith Et. N. W. HOUSTON jit the P. E. Tobaccos, etrt. Washington, P. C. W. W. COUCH CO., Inc. WILLS CAMP CO. WHOLESALE Specialities Hotel Lexington. Lindsay's Taxi Co. In Young Men's Clothing and Incorporated HATS, CAPS, & MEN'S FURNISHINGS. Patronage of Cadets and For Prompt Taxi Furnishings Service. 920-922 Commerce st. LYNCHBURG, VA. LYNCHBURG, VA. their Friends solicited. MISSES GRAHAM Daily service to Buena Vista. Boley's Bookstore • WEINBERG'S Have nice quarters for the friends oi. Leaving Lexington at 1 p. m. the Cadets at V. M. I. Victor ** Edison Patht Agents Come In and Hear the Latest Mus c Virginia Military Institute, subject will be more fully dis- Lexington, Virginia. cussed. These luncheons are Dear Sir: held on the first Monday in ev- Wayland-Gorrell Drug Co. Last year my invitation to ery month, and have been a entertain the football team of great success and we trust that Fisher Tynes, '15, is married V. M. I. was received about a all Ex-Cadets who are in town and in the machinery business. week too late as they had made that day will attend. o all their arrangements to be en- Yours in V. M. I. Bonds, Norris & Nunnally Candies Willie Waters, '21, is a second tertained at the Bellevue, but I Stuart B. Marshall, Pres., lieutenant in the Field Artillery am sending my invitation this 3606 Newark Street, School, Camp Knox. year in plenty of time, and I Phone Cleveland 196. Kodaks and Films o hope that nothing will prevent P. S. (by the Secretary): John Mettenheimer, '18, is a your acceptance. The Postmaster General has chemist in the Oriental Oil Co., I am an old V. M. I. cadet of been mighty good about accept- Columbia Grafonolas Dallas, Texas. thirty-five years ago. My old ing these notices on Credit, how o class mates were Colonel Ford, much longer he will do so I do Cokey Marshall, '20, is work- Colonel Tucker, and Colonel not know, but if you feel bad and Records ing in Chicago, 111. Mallory, and my son is a V. M. about not having paid your dues o I. "rat" this year. why just send a five spot (dues College Writing Paper "Tedo" Morton, '19, is work- My suggestion to you is that $1.00). Address, G. W. Hughes, ing in the First National Bank the team either make their 382, H. O. B. City. at Forth Worth, Texas. headquarters at Devon Manor o o or come to us after the game DON'T FORGET THE LUNCH- WAYLAND-GORRELL DRUG CO., Inc. M. K. Berry, '21, has resigned when we will give a dinner and EON—OCT. 3, 12:30 NOON his commission in the army and a dance for them. is now working in a bank. I take it for granted that you Fellow Cadets: o know this is a young ladies' We have been approached by John H. Sedwick, '21, is boarding school. a number of Alumni requesting punching cattle in Albany, I will be glad if you will let that we secure a Special Train Texas. me hear from you as soon as to the V. M. I.—University of LYRIC your plans are definitely form- Virginia game in Lexington on Jimmy Thompson, '19, is ed. You must know what a October the 15th. Others have suggested a special coach on the NEW THEATRE studying medicine. pleasure it would give us to en- regular train to Lexington. The o— tertain the football team, which cost of this should not be much C. B. King, ex-'22, was oper- of course is going to beat Penn- in excess of the regular fare. If ated on this summer for appen- sylvania again this year. we attempt this we would try Direction I. WEINBRG dicitis and is recuperating in Very truly yours, and consolidate with tha Uni- Wisconsin. LANGDON CASKIN. Because of the heavy sched- versity of Virginia Alumni and thus reduce the cost and make W. B. Rogan, ex-'22, is work- ule which the team has it was the trip more of a certainty. ing in Roanoke, Va. not deemed wise to break train- o ing and therefore this kind What do you think of it? Lieutenant Gillett, '18, was at invitation could not be accepted. Please check the below and re- Openings and is an army in- turn or write us about it, giv- structor at V. P. I. The following letter has been ing us your views. o sent out from the Washington Now Listen! We want an W. 0. Owens, '15, is vice- Chapter to all alumni in the Alumni Chapter that does president of a new oil company proximate vicinity: things, don't you? The sugges- in Oklahoma. Washington, D. C., tion has been made, and it is Sept. 26, 1921. backed up with money, that the M. C. Roberts, ex-'22, is at Fellow Cadets: Washington Chapter endow a the University of Texas. The V. M. I. Alumni are tak- scholarship to the Institute. It o ing much interest in this year's will take five thousand dollars William Shell, ex-'24, is at football team and a number of to make it go. A subscription the University of Texas also. them are planning to attend has already been made and we Voegele's Pur© Candies o some of the Big Games, particu- would like to know whether or "Jim" Ted Rhudy, '19, is in larly the one with the Univer- not you would subscribe and if Handip Chocolates and Marshmallows sity of Virginia in Lexington so how much we can count on. business in Atlanta, Ga. The Best Made in the United States o on October the 15th, also the Let's hear from you on this. ones with the University of (FOR SALE POST EXCHANGE) J. P. Moore, ex-'21, was in Hon. C. Bascom Slemp, Class Pennsylvania on October 22nd barracks Monday night after '21, has already subscribed $100. at Philadelphia, November 5th, having placed third in the All- MAKE IT GROW. Let's hear VOGELE AND DINNING CO., Inc., Lynchburg, Va. with the University of North American Trap Shooting Cham- from you. Carolina at Richmond and the pionship at Chicago, making a STUART B. MARSHALL, GLENN-MINNICH CLOTHING CO Thanksgiving game at Roanoke, score of 199 out of a possible President. "The Young Men's Shop" 200. the annual event with V. P. I. Coupon No. 1: The complete official schedule I would go on a special train 106 W. Campbell Avenue Roanoke, Va. follows: W. D. Leftwich, ex-'5, is a leaving here on Saturday, Oct. 'Style Headquarters Where Society Brand Clothes Are Sold" banker in Dallas, Texas. Sept. 24—Roanoke College, 0; the 15th, returning same day. BOYS' STORE-SECOND FLOOR V. M. I., 13. o or (indicate Oct. 1—Hampden - Sidney at Major Faulks, ex-'12, was at one or both) I would go if a home. Plattsburg this summer. special coach was chartered on V. M. I. Pressing Shop o Oct. 8—Wake Forest at home. the regular train to Lexing- Oct. 15—University of Vir- Guyton McKellar, '21, is ton ginia at home. SECOND FLOOR LAUNDRY BUILDING farming at Forney, Texas. Signed Class. Oct. 22—University of Penn- o Coupon No. 2: sylvania at Philadelphia. Charlie McDavid, ex-'21, and I will gladly support the Prompt, Particular Work ct. 29—N. C. A. & M. at ex-'22, is in the coal business in movement to endow a scholar- Raleigh, N. C. Birmingham. ship by the Washington, D. C., o Nov. 5—University of North Chapter of the Alumni Associa- Carolina at Richmond, Va. tion R. L. HESS & BKO. Sam Kerr, ex-'24, is at the to the Institute and hereby Nov. 12—University of Ken- University of Texas. pbdge myself to subscribe Jewelers and Opticians tucky, at Louisville, Ky! $ , details to be ar- NEXT DOOR TO LYRIC ALUM- O Nov. 24—V. P. I., 0; V. M. THE SPIRIT OF AN ranged later. and Polished Repairing of Graphophones, Typewriters etc I., 50? Roanoke. Signed ,. .\y Class. NUS Class and Frat Pins anc Rings. Athletic Trophies and Special Designs The Washington, D. C.„ Mail replies to G. W. Hughes, The following letter was re- Chapter of the Alumni Associa- 382 H. O. R., City. ceived a few days ago which tion is making arrangements to Rockbridge National Bank well illustrates the feeling of attend some of these games and AUTO WARNING our alumni, both old and young, at their next meeting, which Sign seen on Richmond Boule- PAUL M. PENICK, President S. O. CAMPBELL, Vice President for their Alma Mater: will be the regular monthly vard: "Drive slow and see our A. P. WADE, Cashier Devon Manor, Sept. 23, 1921. luncheon on October 3, 12:30 town; drive fast and see our Capital, $150,000 Surplus, $50,000 Manager of Football Team, noon, Army and Navy Club, the jail." W. B. PATERSON. President College and university stu- A. H. McINNIS, Vlre-President Charlottesville Woolen D. R. FORMAN, Secretary dents throughout the United Mills States are learning the benefits What About IHE ROBINSON LAND AND LUMBER to be derived from organization, Charlottesville, Va. and it is expected that the year Sweaters, Bath Robes, Gloves, Manufacturers ef 1921-1922 will reach a high wa- Manufacturers of High-Grade Uniform Cloths ter mark with respect to the Pajamas, Underwear, Raincoats, percentage of students who are Long Leaf Yellow Pine Olive Drabs, Sky members of at least one campus Winter Underwear, Basket Ball Shoes Timber and Lumber. and Dark Blues society. We have 'em and will do our Doggondent and the largest and best quality of Such are the deductions Mills drawn from reports recently to please you. CHICORA, MISS. CADET GRAYS made by a large manufacturer BOTHWELL. MISS. including those ueeu at the United States of fraternity jewelry. In for- GAHAM & FATHER General Offices: Military Academjr at West Point ar.d mer years a small portion of the MOBILE, ALABAMA other leading military schools of the V/HO SELL DANCING SHOES AND HOSIERY country. student body was organized Daily Capacity 250,000 Feet Used in uniforms of cadets of Vir- into either Greek letter organi- ginia Military Institute. zations or perhaps half a dozen It with Flowers" JAMES JACKSON societies. Today the great ma THE COUNTY NEWSjorit y are found to be connected with either a general, profes- Flowers for J4I1 Points for AW Occasions Barber JOB OFFICE sional, or honorary fraternity MAIN ST. LEXINGTON, VA. or with a sectional or scholastic Our Telegraph System Eliminates Distance Nelson* Street Lexington, Va. club. Corsages and Funeral Designes a Specialty Opposite New Theatre Opposite the Presbyterian Sunday The mediaeval student cus- MISS McCARRON School Room tom of organizing into groups Phone 1706 Lynchbnrg's Favorite Florist 1017 Main Street Goneral Lee's Old Barber according to the parts of the V. M. L Trade Solicited NEW STATIONERY FOR country from which students Ask Goode in 7S, CADETS LONE JACK LIMESTONE CO. came has apparently found PRINTED PROMPTLY AND NEATLY some favor in this country with Crushed Limestone for all the result that the twentieth Purposes century university campus not only has its separate clubs for Office GREENS each state or section of the Reserved for 606 People's Bank Building United States, but also racial

LYNCHBURG, VA. fraternities and organizations Jewelers for students from foreign coun Quarry at Emil, Va. tries. Woodward's G^r^ge R. W. MASSIE, Pres. Besides the fraternal spirit 33 Campbell Avenue W. which has been fostered among LEXINGTON TIRE AND students by these groups, it has VULC. CO. ROANOKE, VA. been shown that this trend to- wards organization has also Auto Tires and Accessories served to break down barriers LOOK OUT FOR which formerly existed be- Tire Repairing V. M. I. tween fraternity and non-fra- For the Best Electric Shoe Repairing ternity men and women. THE 1922 BULLET GO TO Repair Shop Moreover, it is claimed, there C. H. Chittum's -ir-sr^ 'las been stimulated in the stu- or\ May 1st, 1921 AVENUE SHOE SHOP dent of today an interest in af- Next Door to Methodist Church fairs and activities other than WE HAVE TRIED HIM FRANK MORSE, Mgr. .hose of the class-room. And it N. P. GATLING. Jr. W.'.F. DREWRY, Jr. GILLOCK'S GROCERY is this new interest which ac- Ed—tor-in-Chief Business^Mgr. Meet Your Friends at counts, in part, for the popular Third Door Below Lyric idea that book knowledge is but a small part of the fruits of a The Place to Buy | Your Peanuts, LEXINGTON POOL COMPANY'S modern education. Candy, Chewing Gum, Coca Cola, Cigars, Cigarettes, etc. NEWEST and NICEST L. D. HAMRIC & SON DRY CLEANING Cadets Will Find What They Need in Pool and Billiard Watchmakers Jewelers Engravers The Furniture Line Lady—But poverty is no ex- -AT- Parlors cuse for being dirty! Do you VARNER & POLE'S never wash your face? The Main Street Furniture People Tramp — Pardon me, lady, Opp osite Presbyterian i hurck Washington Street but I've adopted this here dry- LEXINGTON, VIRGINIA cleanin' process as bein' more McCOY J. ED. DEAVER healthy an' hi-genic. Makes a Specialty of MAIN ST. OPP. COURT HOUSE GOOD THINGS TO EAT Selle V. M. I. Caps ROCKBRIDGE HARDWARE CO., Inc. Endicott Johnson Army Shoes PLAY TENNIS! CALL HIM TODAY THE YELLOW FRONT HARDWARE Clothing, Hats and Suit Cases KEEP IN PHYSICAL TRIM and everything a man wants to wear. ROANOKE Spalding Equipment Gun Oil, Gun Grease, Gun Brushes, Rust Remover, Lock AMERICAN SUITS MADE TO ORDER Assures you of ti.e Boxes, Pocket Knives, Razors, Razor Blades. PKlNCESS Theatres PRICES RIGHT. Highest Quality Pcs- ISIS t 'Me. The Place to Get Your Money's Worth Under Same Management PHONE 25 Roanoke, Virginia Tennis Rackets, _. »i, Us, Nets, ShccE, Virginia- Western Power Company W. HARRY AGNOW * vw * AUTOMOBILES Send for Our N«» a '' ttulogue AW Thingb Electrical Groceries A. G. SPALDING & BROS. FOR HIRE 7 NELSON STREET PHONE 201 A full line of the best brands of When You Want an Auto See Canned Goods, Candies, G13—14 th St. N. W. HOUSTON the P. E._ Tobaccos, et". Washington, D. C. W. W. COUCH CO., Inc. WILLS CAMP CO. WHOLESALE Specialities Hotel Lexington. Lindsay's Taxi Co. In Young Men's Clothing and Incorporated HATS, CAPS, & MEN'S FURNISHINGS. Patronage of Cadets and For Prompt Taxi Furnishings Service. 920-922 Commerce st. LYNCHBURG, VA. LYNCHBURG, VA. their Friends solicited. Daily service to Buena Vista. Boley's Bookstore MISS ES GRAHAM Leaving Lexington at 1 p. m. • WEINBERG'S Have nice quarters for the friends ox the Cadets at V. M. I. Victor Edison OB Patht Agents Come In and Hear the Latest Mus c THE CADET sustain them in their desired HOW I BECAME AN IDOL; DIPLOMATIC DEFINITIONS DIRECTORY 1921-22 course, and it is up to us to see AN INTERVIEW WITH The Publication of Greater V. M. I. that they shall not need to be- Intellectual — A deferential Lexington, Va. BRIGHAM MAURICE, THE ATHLETIC ASSOCIATION come ashamed. gentleman who never admits Member of Southern Intercollegiate / BARRACKS SOCIAL LION Officers. Newspaper Association. Get out and back our team that he knows anything or any subject. Personal Modesty. A Pres., Cadet F. L. Summers. Subscription Price $2.50 a Year In Advance with all the spirit and fight of Our reporter found Mr. Vice-Pres., Cadet Hal Costolo. other days, the spirit that we lover of nature and home. Graduate Manager, Major B. B. Maurice seated at his desk au- Clarkson. have had for as far back as the Fourflusher—Sincerity in a tographing photographs to be Assistant Graduate Manager, Maj. oldest graduate can remember, sack suit. The ideal trustee. H. M. Read- sent to a favored few of his ad- for we need not fear but that See reliability; honor; virtue. Secretary-Treasurer, Lieutenant - mirers. When asked if he could Colonel George L. Barton, Jr. the team will prove worthy of Teacher—A modern Croesus spare a few moments in which Faculty Committee On Athletics. our support. These men give —one with money to burn. One to tell how achieved success, all they possess, their brains of any number of capitalists. Colonel R. B. Poague. Chairman. he replied: "With pleasure! Colonel R. S. Spillman. and strength and spirit, and all See limousine, steam yacht, Major F. A. Grove. While I am naturally of a mod- that is left for us to do is to coupons, government bonds. Major H. P. Boykin. est and retiring nature, I feel Major H. M. Read. All business communications should be ad- Politician—A far-seeing al- stand back of them in every Post Exchange Officer, Major F. dressed to the Business Manager. All other that I should help my less for- communications should be addressed to the way we can. And we may truist whose word is his bond; A. Grove iEditor-in-Chief. tunate brother-cadets, for my Traffic Manager, Captain L. E. be sure that our assistance is a self-sacrificer. Anyone who position is truly an enviable Steele. not in vain, for along with us, considers himself last. Albany EDITORIAL BOARD Coaches one." So saying our young hero and Washington papers, please in spirit if not in flesh, are Head Coach, Maj. B. B. Clarkson. STAFF leaned back in his chair, and standing those men whose gift copy. Assistant Coaches: Leech, Moore, JK P. STUBBS, Jr Editor-in-Chief blowing a cloud of smoke to- Apartment—An empty space Stuart, Dickson, Major Heflin, Capt. itk. P. CURDTS Assistant Editor was our new athletic field. Bertschey. ward the ceiling, continued: "I —a void. ASSOCIATE EDITORS think I may say that my suc- •J. V. FOLLETT "ORDINARY" Cellar—Any dry spot. Open a. R. A. HOBSON FOOTBALL JP. O. MILLER cess is due mainly to one prin- and aboveboard. Publicity. yW. JL PATTERSON Athletic Editor ciple which I have constantly Captain, F. L. Summers. JH. S. SOUTHGATE Alumni Editor What is it that makes an "or- —An Island para- Manager, A. M. Campbell, Jr. iB. S. HUGER Exchange Editor kept before me, and that is— dinary" person? Most people dise—the only place in America BUSINESS DEPARTMENT appear important." where one may get something yW. V. O'BRIEN Business Manager are ordinary, or there would be BASEBALL 18. F. PARROTT Advertising Manager for nothing. Safety first. no substantial basis upon which Mr. Maurice appeared to Captain, J. Bunting. •OFFICIAL PUBLICATION OF THE GEN- Bolshevist—A fireside guar- ERAL ATHLETIC ASSOCIATION to erect such a supercilious defi- think a few minutes before con- Manager, P. 0. Miller. nition. From the standpoint of dian and child protector. Peace Entered .at the postoffice at Lexington, Va., tinuing: "Why I remember lover. Beauty without whisk- an record-class matter. exciusiveness, "ordinary" and when I was three years old, my BASKETBALL "common" are unanimous. "We ers. Any open works. See Captain, J. Bunting. When you have read this paper nurse used to take me for long toiler, gentleman, altruist. Manager, W. P. Venable, Jr. Mend rA fto some alumnus or friend all have our pet common peo- walks through the park and —Judge. Whom you know to be interested in ple," says Mrs. Archer, one of rare indeed was it for a man to "V. M. I. He will appreciate the favor the characters in Edith Whar- TRACK pass me without remarking: EXPERT AT IT and you will aid The Cadet. We wish Captain, F. L. Summers. ton's latest novel. Yet about an 'I'm sure that lad will be anoth- Manager, J. C. Turley. t£o .get in touch with as many alumni "oi iinary" person there is ;and friends of the Institute as pos- er Napoleon,' or for one of the "Private Johnson!" yelled something that seems to dis- sible. gentler sex to pass without say- the top-kick on the returning TENNIS tinguish him quite subtly from ing something as: 'Ah! there transport as he discovered the the great mass. It can scarce- Captain, J. M. Young. goes a boy who will cause many recalcitrant lying on his bunk Manager, W. V. O'Brien. THE NEW ATHLETIC FIELD ly be said of those among the tears to fall and hearts to during the fire drill, "didn't you socially elect, to whom this break.' Even to the most casual hear me yell 'Everybody inside, We have already launched out term "ordinary" has come as GYMNASIUM observer the fulfillment of these out?'" «ipon a career of success on our tiu designation of a certain of- Manager-Captain, L. H. Ryland. prophecies can not pass unob- "Yeah," groaned Private new athletic field. The defeats fensive type that they them- —o— served particularly the latter, Johnson, from the depth of «f Roanoke's and Hampden- selves are not "ordinary." Their BOXING AND WRESTLING for it is in the social world that gloom, "but what difference Sidney's eleven in the first opinions are certainly ordinary. Mr. Maurice has reached the does that make to me? I've Manager-Capt., W. P. Venable, Jr. games of the season have Their excuse for not being or- pinnacle of success. He said: been that way since the boat —o— been the fitting opening of our dinary consists in certain hab- "Modesty forces me to confess I started." — American Legion CHEER LEADER athletic year, and moreover the its of wealth and ease—of "re- could never have reached my Weekly. W. 0. Skillman. letting inauguration of the his- finement" — which segregates present position without aid. I L tory of the new stadium. them from the multitude. SOME PRINTER — o— use and endorse absolutely El As we look at this new meet- Probably the real distinction LeaderCADE, J. HT. ORCHESTRGroce. A I'hino hair oil, La Beauti face ing place of the future teams of which, in the minds of the elect, "May I print a kiss on your powder, and Whiteman nail "V. M. I. and her opponents, we separates the "ordinary" per- lips?" he said, polish; also Eau de Rose. With COTILLION CLUB "think of it, of course, as a work son from the rank and file is And she nodded her sweet such assistance, the ladies President, J. Bunting. to be proud of. We realize that that he aspires to be like the permission. Vice-President, A. M. Campbell, Jr. haven't a chance of resisting, it is a field worthy of the V. M. elect, and fails. He is clumsy So we went to press, and I rath- and it is extremely unusual if JL of the present and the future. and tactless And vulgar and er guess they don't 'fall' at once. In CLASS ORGANIZATIONS But does it mean any more says the wrong thing at the We printed a full edition. conclusion I may say that the Class of 1922 than that? Has it any other wrong moment—all this being President, W. V. Shannon. ladies love a masterful lover, be "But one edition is hardly significance than as a ground the outcome of his vicious am- Vice-President, R. C. Grant. masterful and success is enough," Historian, P. O. Miller. where future teams of V. M. I. bition. Nothing excites the con- yours!" She said with a charming .«hall win victories? What else tempt of any class more than Class of 1923 The Cadet takes pleasure in pout, President, R. G. Hunt. *k>es it represent? the effort of those who try to announcing a series of articles, So again in the press the form Vice-President, J. T. Caldwell. It stands as a lasting tribute imitate it—and fail. Historian, H. Costolo. beginning next week, on "How was placed, to V. M. I. from those staunch —Life. Class of 1924 to Dance Gracefully, by Pro- And we got some 'extras' out. friends and alumni who have President, W. Faulkner. fessor Harry Rimmer and Vice-President, W. I. Jordan. never wavered in their alleg- Mr. and Mrs. G. L. Reid Jacques Compodonico. IN THE BUSINESS COURSE Historian, G. H. Miller. iance to their Alma Mater. It Announce the marriage of their "Give for one year, the num- is a constantly reminding monu- daughter THE PATRIOT ber of tons of coal shipped out ment to their loyalty, faithful Claire PUBLICATIONS of the United States. hearts, and never-forgetting to Cadet I profiteered throughout the "1492—none." —Burr. love for that institution around Mr. Clarence Wright Huff Editor-in-Chief, F. P. Stubbs, Jr. war, "Why does Jim'always drink Asst. Editor, A. P. Curdts. which gather the memories of at 1 profiteered for two years Business Manager, W. V. O'Brien. Slheir youth. It is a proud me- Elizabeth City, N. C. more. Jack—"If I would ask for a The Bomb morial dedicated to those ex- August 13, 1921. And when the people asked me kiss, what would you do?" Editor-in-Chief, N. P. Gatling. •eadftts who fell in the World So was explained the sudden Business Manager, W. F. Drewry. why Jill—I would call mother." War. departure of one Clarence Huff, I kept my prices up so high, Jack—"But I don't want to A work initiated through erstwhile member of the Class I told them that I had to make kiss hsr!" Y. M. C. A. such motives, a project whose of 1922. So is another alumnus President, F. P. Stubbs, Jr. A profit for my country's sake. <®rigin lay in such ideals as added to the list. So loses the Vice-President, vacant. Secretary-Treasurer, vacant. these, yields to none in pride of Class of 1922 one of its best And. nowadays when prices fall, 1ST /history and the past, and those men. I tell the people one and ail •loyal men who gave it shall The bride, who has been here That every one who buys and JACKSON1AN LITERARY G. G. MARTIN. Pastor. SOCIETY surely have cause to be even for the hops a number of times, buys Tel. 37 lie*., ti Preston Piace President, vacant. more proud in days to come, has a host of friends among the Will help the nation stabilize. Vice-President, vacant. Cadets invited and welcomed to all when V. M. I. shall meet her keydets. All the members of Be prices low, the prices high, Secretary, vacant. services and tu parsonage. The pas- .ancient enemies on such a the Corps extend their hearty None loves his country more tor cheerfully offers his counsel. ground. A work founded on felicitations and join in wishing than I. DRAMATIC CLUB COME i«ch high ideals should have a tho couple the prosperity and —F. P. A., in New York Directing Manager, W. H. Booth. jfnture history that will surely happiness they so well deserve. Tribune. Services Within The Hour Stage Manager, P. Goodman. Business Manager, H. B. Rice. MINSTREL SHOW HELD SATURDAY NIGHT

(Continued from Page One.) First National from H-l supplied close har- Bank mony for the occasion, while RICHMOND CORRUGATED PAPER COMPANY the Poisonous Quaint played on OF RICHMOND, VA. our heartstrings until we MANUFACTURERS dreamed we were dancing a witching waltz at the Final Ball. And last but not least, CAPITAL AND SURPLUS $3,500,000 Corrugated Shipping Cases Josh Groce's resurrected and reorganized Cadet Orchestra AND JOHN M. MILLER, JR. President jazzed up the occasion as in the CHAS. R. BURNETT, Vice-President ALEX F. RYLAND, Vice-President old days before graduation, S. P. KYLAND, Vice-President S. E. BATES, JR., Vice-President Corrugated Paper hard luck, and dismissal de- JAMES M. BALL, JR., Cashier THOS. W. PURCELL. Trust Officer scended on its members. Among the fair visitors seen Affiliated with and Under the Same Management as in the audience were Miss Page Virginia Baird, of Stuart Hall; Miss Lucy Page Coffman and Miss Military B.W.WILSON PAPER. COMPANY Anne Derbyshire, of Mary Baldwin Seminary; Miss Edith Institute DISTRIBUTORS OF Derbyshire, of Wcikham Ryes 81st YEAR School, and at least a dozen oth- ers who escaped before we could Paper Envelopes get their names. One of the few institutions if noi The Caste. the only one in the United State* Cardboard Specialties Interlocutor—Philip. which combines the rigid military End Men—Goodman, Terry. system of the United States Mili- Clog Dancers—Lee, Glazier. tary Academy with collegiate ant B. W. WILSON, President H. T. ADAMS, Secty-Treas. H-l Trio—Bunting, Porter- technical course of instruction. RICHMOND. VA. field, Tillman. E. W. NICHOLS Poisonous String Quintette— Superintendent Hobson, Little, PhiFp, McGregor, Mason. Chorus—Blankenship, Ven- H. ELLIOTT CO. able, R., Casey, Pettyjohn, Tur- PHILADELPHIA Recently Published ner, A. We Wish to Call Your Attention to Our DRAMATIC CLUB GETS UN- ild's World and DER WAY Military Rings and Pins Literary World Readers Spring and Summer Line (Continued from Pace One) Final Booklets Used under contract in 11 states. It is now ready for your inspection at our store. We in Staunton before the Xmas have the largest and finest line of imported and holidays begin. If these plans Stationery materialize there is no reason Essential Words domestic woolens ever shown at our store. why all who make the trip Dance Programs Order your Evening Suits now and avoid ;the rush. shouldn't return with a new Books I and II Our Prices Are Always Right. "only one"; for we all know of A Speller which embodies the re- Come Early and (?et First Choice the sirens of Mary Baldwin and L H. & B. H. WEINBERG sults of the important spelling sur- veys completed to date. Stuart Hall, and none of the keydets will be bound to the 665 Fifth Avenue LYONS TAILORING CO. mast. The club is already on a NEW YORK Smith-McMurry working basis, and the try-'outs Language Series will take place during the com- ing week. Mrs. Derbyshire and Meets the requirements of the bet- Colonel Mosely, ably assisted by Manufacturing ter speech movement and the new standards of teaching the subject. Booth, Goodman and Rice H. will experience no little diffi- Jewelers culty in choosing the proper JOHNSON PUB. CO. men to represent the twenty- four characters that compose MILLER Richmond, Va. the personnel of the two plays. With the wealth of material Transfer Co. and the two able coaches, the Dramatic Club is about to launch forth what promises to be the greatest year in its his- AU Kinds of Hauling All are made tory. t o individual f meausre. Lilley caps G. T. TOLLEY, Mgr. ORGANIZED 1871 THE OTHER "FRONT" Belts, leggins, Phone 62 metal insigina, The hobo knocked at the back etc., are highest Life Insurance Company of Virginia door, and the lady of the house quality. Catalog on re- RICHMOND, VIRGINIA appeared. "Lady, I was at the quest. front " IJf Sdwrwillu • VJ There is no better or surer way for a young man to fr Slolion»r. THE M. C. LILLEY & CO. "You poor man! Wait until create an estate for himself immediately than by investing PHILADELPHIA College Uniform Contractors I give you some food before you Columbus, Ohio in a Policy in the tell me about it." And after Honor Roll Tablets, Fraternity OLDEST LARGEST STRONGEST the slaughter she inquired Emblems. Rings. Seals, Charms, Plaques, Medals, etc. Meisttr Smethk rather anxiously, "And what SOUTHERN LIFE INSURANCE COMPANY OF THE BETTER KIND BOOKB1NDING brave deed did you do at the TOTAL PAYMENTS TO POLICY- front?" THE GIFT BOOK trailed upon request. HOLDERS SINCE ORGANIZATION $25,823,269.97 Illustrating and Pricing Graduation and other IN ALL ITS ^RANCHES "I knocked, but I couldn't Gifts. JOHN G. WALKER. President 105-107 Governor St.. Richmond, Va make nobody hear, so I come 'round to the back." J. T. MILLER —Va. Reel. PHOTOGRAPHER MYERS HARDWARE CO., Inc. :» B. Main Street Phone Ml ROANOKE MOTOR CO., Inc. TAKES YOUB PICTURE before going to bed?" RAZORS AND POCKET CUTLERY Chevrolet Cars and Trucks Gmpi ef Every Kind. "So he can sleep tight." Films Develop ed and Finished. COLT AND 8. * W. REVOLVERS —Record. ORDER BY MAIL OR PHONE GUN OIL AND BRUSHES 503 Jeffetuon Street Roanoke, Va. THE PLANS FOR CHARLOTTES VILLE TRIP MADE Lynchburg National Bank PUBLIC Patton's (Continued from Page One.) Capital Stock $1,000,000 which time they will board the Clothier and Gent's Furnisher Surplus Fund $1,000,000 train for Lexington and V. M. The Largest in this Section of Virginia I., backing into the home town MAIN STREET about 1:00 a. m. with all the THE OLDEST BANK IN LYNCHBURG memories of a busy day in Directly Opp. Lexington Hotel Charlottesville. The purpose of the trip, as Ready-made Clothing, and Clothing made to order To Ambitious Young Men the Superintendent explained in Full line of Shoes, Hats, Suit Cases and Hand Bags his opening address, is to have Agent for Cluett and Manhattan Shirts This is a good time to start an account with a strong and a representative quota of the V. Arrow Brand Collars and Cuffs friendly bank, as the business connection established will be M. I. Corps at the ceremonies Full line of Underwear of inestimable value to you later on. attending the unveiling of an JERSEYS and SWEATERS a specialty Banking by mail is very easy. Write for our booklet. equestrian statue of Jackson. All kinds of^Pennants and Pillow Tops The money for the trip was raised for the sole purpose of YOUR PATRONAGE SOLICITED PLANTERS NATIONAL BANK having the Corps put in an ap- I2th and Main Streets pearance at the ceremonies, and it is hoped that the investment RICHMOND, VA, will be well repaid on this score. Resources Over $20,000,000.00 Everything will be prepared for those going to make the best showing possible, and the ex- perience will no doubt be an in- teresting one, in addition to making a break in the ordinary barracks routine. Owing to the football game with the University of Pennsyl- vania on the Saturday following the trip it is probable that the football men will not be select- ed to go on the trip.

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A good-looking stenographer had just been transferred by THE COFFEE SHOP the firm to another city. The | first morning after the change PLATE DINNERS ! she meandered into the office, j LUNCHES AND SHORT ORDERS hung her hat and coat on the Washington and Jefferson Streets rack, and strolled over to the boss's desk. LEXINGTON, VIRGINIA "Well," she said, "I suppose you start the day here the same as we do in Razoo ?" "Why, yes, I suppose so," re- INVESTIGATE plied the boss. ORDER YOUR "Well, come on then, kiss me and you will invest so I can start work." We invite you to see us when in need of Ath etic Goods. Butts' Manual Shirts and Ties, Underwear of all kinds, Hosiery, THE MOST REGULAR Bath Robes, Sweaters, (Navy, White and Maroon) 1921 BOMB NOW LETTER DON'T FORGET US WHEN PREPARING FOR FURLOUGH The most popular letter is the Complete line of Clothing, Shoes and Furnlshlsng letter E, for it was the begin- By Mail to You $6.75 ning and last of Eve, the begin- the styles that appeal to young men ning of Eternity, the end of Time and Space, the beginning TOLLEY & MEEKS of every end, and the end of ev- R. G. McKELLAR, Bus. Mgr. M. K. BERRY, Editor-in-Chief Opposite First National Bank ery race, and will always stick to Loraine, Marie, and Florence to a finish. AUTO FOR HIRE It is also the most unpopular letter, for it is never in Cash, AFTERNOONS, NIGHTS and SUNDAYS ESTABLISHED 1871 always in Debt, everlastingly in Misery, never out of Danger, F. W. HARRIS and always in Rent, Hell and Phone 73 or 37» V. M. I. The Richmond Paper Co. Near Beer! INCORPORATED SAY IT WITH NATURALS The First National Bank OF LEXINGTON, VA. RICHMOND, VIRGINIA The street car stopped with a Capital $ .10.• 00 j On the Roll of Honor thin B»nk stand* ! yank. A man in the rear crowd- Surplus »nd Profits 100,000; 1st i«. the Valley of Viiginia. ed his way toward the door. I »th in this State $l50.00d I 436th in the United States. "THE OLD HOUSE WITH NEW IDEAS' "Coming out! Coming out!" ! he cried to the impatient con- ductor. "A half you don't," ytlled the Fox's barber Shop The Lexing on Restaurant fuddled sporting gentleman in MAIN STRI ET J. E. PULLEN, Manner the front seat. St ecial Attention to Cadet Tiade OPEN DAY AND NIGHT PHONE 214 —Frivol.

Everything to Eat. The place where Cadets go to get a Good Meal APRIL FOOL at Reasonable Prices. Hot Waffles and Club Sandwich Specials These two were wed in April. THE f LECTRIC SHOE SHOPS (He had proposed in May.) OUR MOTTO—"Quick, Clean, and Polite Service" Father said that he had saved The V. M. I. Musician, Pro;. 15 WASHINGTON ST. SATISFACTION GUARANTEED her 74 NORTH MAIN st. For a rainy day.

\ STATISTICS kissed on both cheeks, and made a Knight of the Bath be- From the intelligence depart- fore the entire Corps in the THURMAN & ment comes a striking bit of in- Mess Hall. formation ! We haven't the —F. Dooley Hentz. heart to publish names, but on Answer—We agree with you BOONE CO. " Say It with Flowers." receipt of a self-addressed, perfectly, Dooley, except for stamped envelope, the editor that part about kissing Stock- ROANOKE, VIRGINIA will cheerfully supply any de- Let Flowers convey your message. Nothing could ton on both cheeks. sired information on the sub- —Keydet. be more appropriate and nothing so welcome. A ject. But this is what we learn- o cluster of flowers conveys a real message and adds ed : That out of the 85 men in Dear Hasa: a touch of loveliness to her costume. the First Class, four are en- Furniture About a month ago I answer- gaged to three girls apiece; ed an advertisement in a matri- Draperies We are sole representatives of the F. T. D. and seven have two on their string; monial journal. The require- have 200 connections in the U. S. and Canada. and twelve are true to the "only ments were that the man Chinaware one." But, ah, dear reader, this "should look like a gentleman is why THE CADET went to Rugs Let Us Take Your Order and be able to love and protect the enormous trouble of secur- a handsome young lady." Un- ing Hasa Axface's services: Pianos til a week ago our distant Nineteen of these promising friendship progressed most fav- young soldiers have never kiss- Piano los orably. On last Monday I sent ed a girl!—and worse yet, six of Margie my picture, as she re- and the McCrum's these nineteen have never quested. And since that time, tried! Hasa, not one word have I had A eolian- Vocation from her. Do you think she is Dear Keydet: The World's untrue to me? Being naturally of a quiet —Monk. " You Can't Better the Best" disposition, I am reluctant to Greatest Phonograph Answer—Ah, Monk, why did approach you regarding the you not consult me before send- matter I desire to discuss. But V. M. I. POST EXCHANGE Exclusive Young Men's Shop ing her your picture? I can- I feel it is my duty, since I am Agency For not say whether she is untrue FASHION PARK SUITS a member of several charity or- or not; time alone will tell. Per- ganizations, and bear the pub- haps she has suffered from Opposite Roanoke Theatre lic weal constantly in mind. shock. Let me know if any- ^jialityEquipmcnt I noticed a very whimsical COOKSEY JOHNSTON, Inc. thing develops. and enchanting little piece of Interestedly, "Lucky" 13 W. Campbell Ave. Roanoke, Va. poetry in last week's Cadet, Hasa. pertaining to three venerable barracks institutions, namely, the three showers (in running OBITUARY condition), located in the bath DIED—On September 29, The Post Exchange house. Deeply touched as I was by these lines, I could 1921, of old age and over- hardly refrain from a little work, Old Faithful Shower, ' eloved friend of 500 key- mathematical speculation. Fol- OtetfSMotvte Supplies for Cadets lowing are some of the statis dets. He is survived by two ATHLETIC ^OUTFITTER* brothers who with him made tics that I have derived only 26 E. 42 — /T. NEW YORK after careful study and con up the Faithful Three, the stant observation (in the B. trio who have been forced for ASK PETE some months to supply baths H.): BOYS—When you are in New York We start out with the three for the whole Corps. The for the Holidays make our store your He knows about anything you need afore - mentioned showers task has been too much for Headquarters. You will be welcome. Whether we desire to boil eggs Old Faithful, and he has at last given up the unequal or freeze lemon ice has no bear- LEXINGTON STEAM Order It Thru Pete struggle, although^"fighting ing on the question. Our next BAKERY, Inc. item is 600 cadets. This means to the last ditch. His two that there is one shower for brothers are keeping up the CADETS fight, but they are racked each 200 cadets. Now the Home of Good Things to Eat meet your friends at our FOUNTAIN. maximum number of hours with chills and fever, and Pies, Cakes, Cream Puffs, during which the average ca- unless heroic aid is given AGENTS FOR det may visit the bath house is, them, it is feared that their Home-Made Candies WHITMAN'S V. M. I. SEAL CANDY at most, five, i. e., three in the end is imminent also. and FLOWERS OF FRESHNESS. morning and two in the after- The funeral of Old Faith- We Make Prompt Deliveries CIGARS, CIGARETTES and TOILET ARTICLES noon or evening. This means ful will be with full military Phone 133 300 minutes. Thus we may honors, the Water Guard 'act- Phone us your order fcr EASTER and FINALS conclude that each cadet has ing as escort. All members Leave Your Clothes in the GORRELL DRUG CO., Inc. 1 1-2 minutes per day as his of the plumbers' union are in- Opposite New Theatre Phone 41 share in the use of a shower. vited to attend. Plumbers' Guard Room But the bathing process, in all Trade Weekly please copy. FOR its operations, requires at least THAT GOOD PRINTING 45 minutes. Dividing, there- BROWN'S PRESSING SHOP REGGIE AND THE RABBITS fore, we reach the sad conclu- COMES FROM sion that no one can rightfully Little Reggie rushed home Lexington, Va. visit the bath house but once one evening from school, HARLOW'S PRINT SHOP every 30 days. Take notice, ye through the house and into the [282 Keykets. yard where he had a pen of If You Want G. od Things to Eat Try In the same issue of your Peter Rabbits. Picking up one ^ The Lexington Printing Company & honorable paper, I observed the he began to shake it violently, The Dutch Inn First National Bank Building Phone 104 astounding statement that one repeating in a rather rough OPEN AT ALL HOURS Stockton Terry, Esq., had not voice, "Two and two; two and Mrs. R. L. OWEN visited the bath house for two two." Old Lady Hobson heard the ROCKBRIDGE MOTOR CO., Inc. years, and I want to publicly MRS. MEAD congratulate Mr. Terry. Yet noise. She ran to the window FIRE PROOF GARAGE he deserves far more than mere and yelled at little Reggie to Is always prepared co entertain the O. T. ENGLEMAN Mgr. congratulation. Think of his stop abusing the rabbit. "Stop parents and friends of the Cadets self-sacrifice and heroism in that, Reginald, you'll kill poor giving up his privileges at the Peter." IN LIMITS PHONE 155 showers for 18 long months! "I don't care if I do," Reggie STOP AT And all this in order that nigh replied, "A Sub told me a lie The New Lunch Room unto a score of his fellow cadets today. He said that rabbits MILEY & SON Aroupd the Corner from the Rockbridge National Bank might enjoy a bath. I am of multiplied faster than anything the opinion that Mr. Terry else in the world, and this one Photographers SANDWICHES CEREALS QUICK LUNCH should be openly commended, can't even add." Drewry kicks goal. Score 26 to 0. Hunt, P. in for Costolo. Saunders kicks to 10 yard line. Hunt returns 22 yards. Hunt right tackle 3 yards. Attwell n.vjvur... right end 4 yards. Hunt left yard. Pass, Farley to Ridgely, FLYING SQUADRON SHUTS Barbour all played good foot- tackle 6 yards. Drewry kicks THEVANILL NATIONAA ANO 33 OTHEL REXTRAC FLAVORS T fails. Pass, Farley to Drewry OUT HAMPDEN-SIDNEY ball and doubtless would have 40 yards. Saunders downed in nets 10 yards. Costolo, left end, For more given considerable account of tracks. Pass, Saunders to 12 yards and touchdown. themselves if time had permit- Lush fails. Pass, Saunders to than a quarter Drewry misses goal. Saunders (Continued from Page One) ted. Brenamen, fails, Tyson right century the name kicks to 10 yards line. Costolo end no gain. Saunders kicks 45 Sauer has meant all halfback, had been shifted to Details of the Game. returns 30 yards. Venable left yards. Attwell downed in that is good in flavor- this position during the week. guard 4 yards. Costolo left Venable kicks to 20 yard line. tracks. Ryder left end 7 yards. ing extracts. A name Ryder also played an aggres- end 10 yards. Pass, Farley to Saunders downed in tracks. Attwell right guard 5 yards. sive game while he was in. Tyson left tackle 1 yard. John- Bunting, nets 4 yards. Half up that has been handed Ryder right end no gain. Lacy The line was suffering from Score—V. M. I., 13; H.-S., 0 down from generation son fumbles and recovers for no in for C. Blankenship. Spratt the absences of Summers, altho Third Quarter—I. Blanken- to generation as a sy- gain. Tyson right tackle no in for Miller. Hunt right tackle entirely recovered from his re- ship for Day. C. Blankenship gain. Saunders center 1 yard. 2 yards. Attwell left tackle 2 nonym of cent illness and watching the for Sager. Shannon for Bunt- Saunders kicks 30 yards. Bunt- yards. Drewry kicks 55 yards. quality. game from the side lines, was ing. Saunders kicks to 10 yard ing returns 1 yard. Venable Saunders downed in tracks. not put in by the coaches who line. Venable returns 22 yards. 33 Flavors in 12 right guard 5 yards. Bunting Pass, Saunders to Lush, fails. size9 to meet the thought it best to give him left guard 3 yards. Farley left Venable right tackle 3 yards. Little in for Cunningham. Cun- needs of every- more time to pick up, Hunt (also guard 3 yards. Venable right Costolo center 3 yards. Farley ningham in for Watson. Ham- one. resting up) and Huff, who was •tackle 3 yards. Shannon left left end 3 yards. Venable left mond in for Harrison. Pass, HuafictiireJ by away on furlough. end no gain. Venable fumbles guard 2 yards. Costolo right Saunders to Brenamen, fails. THE C. F. SAUER CO. end 5 yards. Shannon left end Three faces that had not been and loses 1 yard. Drewry kicks Same play fails again. Saunders Richmond, V». seen at the start of the Roanoke 45 yards. Ball out of bounds. 9 yards. Venable left tackle no kicks 35 yards. Attwell downed AT ALL College game were in evidence. gain. Costolo right end loses 5 Hampden-Sidney's ball on 20 in tracks. Attwell right guard GROCERS yards. Ryder in for Venable. On account of the sterling game yard line. Saunders left end 7 6 yards. Booth in for Gray. Pass, Farley to Drewry, fails. put up by the substitutes the yards. Tyson right tackle 2 Faulkner left end no gain. Drewry kicks 45 yards. Ball out absence of the first-string men yards. Tyson right tackle 4 Faulkner right tackle thrown mmsm of bounds. Tyson right end 1 was not as keenly felt as it yards. Tyson center no gain. for 5 yards loss. Drewry kicks foot. Tyson left end 2 yards. might have been. Gray, in Johnson fumbles and recovers. 40 yards. Ball out of bounds. Clark in for Ridgely. Pass, Hunt's place, was seen all over Saunders kicks 35 yards. Far- Carleton in for Ridgely. Saun- Saunders to Brenamen, fails. Seventeen Highest AUUIDFF. the field and in every play. He ley returns 6 yards. Farley left ders fumbles and Carleton re- Pass, Saunders to Lush, fails. was conspicuous by his sure end 1 yard. Shannon left tackle covers and runs 20 yards. ~ V) Tyson right end no gain. Saun- tackling behind the opponents' yards. Shannon right end, 2 Faulkner left tackle 3 yards. Largest SELLING;Bra j^/iiS ders' punt blocked, but V. M. I. line and by his being down the yards. Drewry kicks 35 yards. Spratt left tackle 3 yards. Bali penalized 5 yards for holding. field on the punts. He also re- Ball out of bounds. Johnson on 1-2 yard line. Faulkner left Hampden-Sidney's ball. Pass, COBB'S covered a kick that had been right guard 1 yard. Josnson tackle for touchdown. Drewry Saunders to Tyson nets 5 yards. blocked by Wescott. Douglas right tackle 1 yard. Saunders misses goal. Parrott in for Tyson left end loses 5 yards. played a good game and is likely kicks 40 yards. Farley returns Booth. Barbour kicks to 10 Pass, Saunders to Tyson, fails. Pressing Shop to remain a fixture as guard. yard. Farley right end loses yard line. Saunders returns 15 Gray blocks Saunders' punt and Drewry played his usual star 1 yard. Quarter up. Ball on V. yards. Pass, Saunders to Lush, recovers. Shannon center 6 game both on offense and de- M. I.'s 20 yard line. fails. Game over. Score—V. —0— fense. He started things going yards. Farley left end 2 yards. Second q u a rt e r—Venable M. I., 32; H.-S., 0. when he snatched a long for- Farley center 6 yards. Pass, Below Postoffice fumbles and recovers. Drewry \ ward pass from Farley out of Farley to Clark, fails. Shannon kicks 45 yards. Saunders re- A SOOTHING ANSWER the air despite the efforts of center 1 yards. Costolo left turns 1 yard. Tyson left guard two of Hampden-Sidney's de- end 20 yards and touchdown. yards. Pass, Saunders to The train was over half an fense men. This play brought Drewry misses goal. Score 19 Lush, net 15 yards. Day fum- hour late with schedule, when LET US DO YOUR DRY CLEANING the ball within scoring distance to 0. Saunders kicks to 10 yard bles and recovers, loses 1 yard. the conductor, passing through and shortly afterwards Farley line. Ryder returns 35 yards. Pass, Johnson to Brenamen a car, was stopped by a women Leave Your Stuff at the made a touchdown. Drewry's Shannon center 3 yards. Ry- fails. Pass, Saunders to John- who fairly bristled with indig- punts averaged forty-five der right tackle 2 yards. Far- Guard Rem son, nets 4 yards. Day attempts nation : yards, easily equalling, if not ley left end 2 yards. Drewry drop kick and misses. Ball on "Why is this train so late?" exceeding those of Hampden- kicks 50 yards. Cunningham in V. M. I.'s 20 yard line. Venable she demanded. Sidney's star punter. Ridgely, for Tyson. Cunningham left R. HARRIS & CO. right tackle 5 yards. Bunting "Well, you see," said the con- who started the game at. the end 1 yard. Blankenship right left tackle 5 yards. Farley left ductor with a confidential air, other wing position continued and loses 6 yards. Saunders Manufacturing tackle 5 yards. Venable right "the train before was behind to show improvement. Later on kicks 40 yards. Farley downed tackle no gain. Shannon right and we were behind before be- in the game when the coaches in tracks. Quarter up. tackle 3 yards. Bunting right sides. —Ex. Jewelers. started putting in substitutes end 30 yards. Farley left end Fourth Quarter—Ridgely m Clark replaced Ridgely and or 42 yard and touchdown. /or Clark. Faulkner in for ALAS! played a steady aggressive Corner 7th and D Streets, N. W. Drewry kicks goal. Costolo for Shannon. Attwell in for Far- game, stopping everything di- A secret true, I'll tell to you— Washington, D. C. Shannon. Sands for Buchanan. ley. Tyson in for Johnson. rected against him. Carlton, To keep it were a pity. Venable kicks to 10 yard line. Faulkner left end 4 yards. Pass, who went in for Clark, and was Saunders returns 20 yards. Ty- Attwell to Ryder fails. Attwell Clarinda fair has on apair R. S. ANDERSON CO. in only a short time made sev- son fumbles, loses 4 yards. right end 5 yards. Costolo left Of silken teddies, pink and eral good tackles down the Headquarters for Johnson left tackle no gain. tackle 1 yard. Attwell left end pretty. field under punts, and by fol- Saunders kicks 50 yards. Bunt- loses 5 yards. Pass, Attwell to Now prudes, perchance, may Wedding Presents lowing the ball recovered one ing returns 10 yards. Pass, Ryder, no gain. Costolo re- look askance, fumble and paved the way for Farley to Drewry, nets 42 ceives pass from Attwell and And fossil spinsters scold me; V. M. I.'s last score. Wescott runs 40 yards for touchdown. CUT GLASS yards. Venable right guard 1 Exclaim with woe, a girl should played a good steady game as FINIS CHINA show— he did a week before in the But, shucks! Her little broth- STERLING SILVER Roanoke College game. Harri- told me. ELECTRIC AMPS son as usual was a bulwark in —By Vance C. Criss. the center of the line. Miller at Football Schedule ROCHESTER ELECTRIC IRONS center passed well and proved SCIENTIFIC MANAGEMENT himself generally efficient as a Rowland's Restaurant pivot man. He was relieved in V. M. I., 13—Roanoke College, 0. 16 Nelson Street the fourth quarter by Fergu- "William," said his mother, "When you divided those five son, who was playing his first October 1—Hampden-Sidney at Lexington. MEALS AT ALL HOURS carmels with your sister, did game in that position. The way October 8—Wake Forest at Lexington. Waffles, Cakes and Steaks you give her three?" he handled himself Indicated October 15— at Lexington. Specialti s "No, ma,1 I thought they that he was not entirely unfa- October 22—University of Pennsylvania at Philadelphia. wouldn't come out even so I ate miliar with the work in this October 29— A. and E. at Raleigh. one before I began to divide." The Model Barber Shop place, and it is likely that he November 5—U. of N. Carolina at Richmond or Norfolk. will prove a valuable man November 12—University of Kentucky at Louisville. A Favorite Resort with Cadets. Bad Signs—To exchange $85 throughout the season. Spratt November 24—V. P. I. at Roanoke. 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