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This work is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-Noncommercial-No Derivative Works 4.0 License. This Article is brought to you for free and open access by the University Publications at ScholarWorks@BGSU. It has been accepted for inclusion in BG News (Student Newspaper) by an authorized administrator of ScholarWorks@BGSU. r Colored Ink Q The BG News FRIDAY, SEPTEMBER 27, 1991 BOWLING GREEN, OHIO VOLUME 74, ISSUE 23 Briefly Iraq plans Theft still occurs with debit cards to catalog by Jackie Rosepal police reporter room of Founders. Food Operations officials had said they hoped the debit cards would I p. side cut down on the number of thefts because plastic cards are easier to weaponry The new debit card vending machines may be an easy way to obtain secure. a snack, but for two University students it cost them more than $200. "We are such a credit card society," Waddell said. "Usually we Underagers beware: As recently as this past weekend, a University student reported his guard our credit cards from any type of misuse, but people still find a Put away the fake I.D., debit card lost, only to find $351.48 was charged on it through the vend- way to abuse the system." Howard's Club H cracks accounts ing machines. Earlier this month the first reported debit card loss was misplaced down on underage drinking. The student believed to have lost his card on Friday, but did not re- on Friday, but was not reported lost until the following Monday. More See page six. UNITED NATIONS (AP) — Mov- port it until Monday, said Barbara Waddell, public information offi- than $200 was charged to the card after it was lost, Waddell said. ing to defuse the latest standoff cer. "The problem is students are not reporting the cards lost as soon as with Saddam Hussein, the Securi- "Whoever obtained the lost card had to have emptied every vending they lose them," Schimpf said. ty Council on Thursday accepted Soviet views: an Iraqi proposal aimed at ending machine in order to charge such a large sum," Waddell said. Soviet students give the three-day detention of U.N. According to Food Operation Director Jane Schimpf, Founders "Students should notify Food Operations as soon as they realize the viewpoints on changes back weapons inspectors in Baghdad. Quadrangle is the only hall that has the debit card vending machines. card is lost," Waddell said. "Food Operations cannot be responsible in the U.S.S.R. Currently, there are seven debit vending machines in the activity for the charges made on the card." See page five. The inspectors have been held in a Baghdad parking lot since they uncovered documents de- scribing Iraq's secret nuclear Haute culture: weapons program. The French House cele- brates 20 years of French Under the plan, diplomats said culture on campus. the documents, photographs and See page four. videotapes will stay in the pos- session of the inspectors while they and Iraqi authorities pre- In the Navy: pare a catalog of them. Falcon football takes on the U.S. Navy in Annapolis, Rolf Ekeus, head of the U.N. MD this weekend. Special Commission charged See page eight. with disposing of Iraq's weapons of mass destruction, estimated it would take less than 24 hours to Ear to the Ground: catalog all the documents, film Fun things you won't find and videotape, and that not all 44 out anywhere else in BG. inspectors would be needed for See page two. the task. It was not certain when the inspectors might actually be freed. Ekeus said "we are not talking Local hours" before the team is released because arrangements need to be made with the Iraqis. Fall gamefest: But he added: "We have worked The Bowling Green out very sound arrangements, Gaming Society and the and we expect Iraq to say 'yes' to Hidden Realms Bookstore that, and then we can work will sponsor the Fall '91 quickly." Gamefest Sept. 27-29. Games, strategy and role Iraqi citizens held government- playing will highlight the sanctioned demonstrations event. The Gamefest is free across the nation Thursday ac- See No Union-Hear No Union and will be at Hidden cusing the U.N. arms experts of each other with their handicapped experiences when they rea- Realms, 126 West Wooster. being spies. "Death to the ene- Performing an EDSE 311 project, seniors Rusty Benschoter (left) lized they were feeling extremely disoriented by themselves. The For more information call mies of Iraq!" chanted the de- and Mike Jones discover what it Is like to be blind and deaf Inside pair commented that helping each other with the project allowed 353-5586 or 353-9998. monstrators, the official Iraqi the Union Wednesday afternoon. Benschoter and Jones began the them to experience their handicaps more because each could use News Agency said. project seperately In a previous class but decided to try to help the other's senses to help in the areas they were deficient. Nation Poetry contest: A national poetry contest ' Mary Edmonds' daughter Wetland creation is open to all college and university students desiring to have their poetry an- thologized. Cash prizes will gets chance in Hollywood benefits research, be awarded to the top five poems. The deadline is Oc- by Aaron Dorksen tober 31. administration reporter with their comedy development which landed her the job. For contest rules send In the sample episode, Ed- boosts education stamped envelope to Inter- After asking her about herself monds invents a new character national Publications, PO When Jacque Edmonds, a and what made her laugh, they who becomes friends with mem- by Greg Watson lands' for six years and suddenly Box 44044-L, Los Angeles, manager for Ameritech in Michi- popped the question. They asked, bers of the group at Hillman Col- environmental reporter it was [officially] called wet- CA 90044. !;an, tried to call a long time col- Will you?" Edmonds saidyes. lege. Later in the show the char- lands," Flickinger said. "They ege friend in California she had In less than three months Ed- acter learns he has the AIDS couldn't do anything to it until no idea that a misdialed phone monds had made the transition virus. Wetland rules and regulations they got permission from the Economy strut _ number would change her life. from Office manager to Holly- Edmonds and the other new have been changing rapidly. A COE.'p WASHINGTON-The Edmonds, daughter of Vice wood script writer. writers are presently undergoing wetland consultant who spoke at "People are not mad because U.S. economy declined at a President of Student Affairs Not the common occupation for comedy writing workshops and the University Tuesday ex- [the areas] are called wetlands, worse-than-expected annual Mary Edmonds, did not reach her an economics major at Priceton generating ideas for scripts but pressed hope they would not but because they cannot do any- rate of 0.5 percent in the friend but she did reach a record- with an MBA from Columbia. she has not yet been assigned to change too fast. thing with the wetland," he add- spring ana there was a big ing which said "thanks for calling "I did feel some anxiety about write for a particular show. Eric Flickinger, wetlands con- ed. jump ui laid-off workers about our new screen writer de- the change. It's a lot more inter- A common week for Edmonds sultant from Flickinger Wetland Flickinger said land de- seeking jobless benefits velopment program." esting though," she added. means meeting several times a Services Group, Inc. in Cleve- velopers, expanding schools and early this month, the "When I heard the message it Mom, better known to students week to compare ideas, but other land, said wetland definitions "little old ladies who want to re- government said Thursday. sparked an interest in me, sol re- and peers as Dr. Edmonds, said than that, Edmonds is free to have changed so rapidly "I might tire but can't sell the farm" had The downward revision in dialed the number several more she is very proud of her daughter write and research new ideas on [talk] fast because the wetland problems with the regulations. the gross national product times and took down the informa- for doing what she wants to do. her own. rules and regulations are chang- Pressures from developers and the 8.9 percent increase tion," Edmonds said. "I had tak- She said she knew all along that ing so fast, the rules might forced the federal government to in the number of Americans en a few screen writing classes Jacque was going to submit a "It's a lot different than work- change before I'm done." rewrite wetland definitions, filing for unemployment before and I always enjoyed writ- script, but not about the incredi- ing in an office from 9 to 5," she The Federal Environmental Flickinger said. benefits were trie latest ing when I was younger so I fig- ble way she came upon the num- said. Protection Agency creates the New regulations were made for signs of a struggling econ- ured I'd give it a try," Edmonds ber. rules and the regulations are en- defining wetlands Aug. 17. Flick- omy, analysts said. said. "The funny part about the story Blossom, Nurses and Empty acted by the Army Corps of Engi- inger said land areas needed "o- That try landed Edmonds one is that I did not even know how Nestare three shows which Ed- neers, Flickinger said. bligated wetland plants" to be of only four new writer lobs with she came across the number until monds said she would like to One of the corp's first jurisdic- considered wetlands, which re- Disney Television and Touch- I read about it in the Detroit Free write for. tion rules was the Rivers and moved the 'wetland classifica- Loners stone Productions in LA. Press," Dr. Edmonds laughed. Harbors Act of 1899, he said, tion from many areas. Disney television signed Ed- "I forgot to tell her about the As for applying her business which regulated river, lake, "The wetlands became a bunch Lottery picks: monds to a one year contract with number, apologized daughter. background to the job, Edmonds pond, and stream traffic. of small pockets [of land]," Here are the Ohio Lottery two one-year renewal options. "I was more worried about trying said she does not really expect it Other regulations, created by Flickinger said. "There are now drawing selections made The producers saw something to write the best script I could." to give her any advantages in the federal EPA include: less wetlands." Thursday night: they uked in her script and they Edmonds chose A Different writing scripts, but it may help • The 1972 Water Pollution Act "The biggest problem with the Pick 3 Numbers: 4-9-5 invited her to LA for an interview World to write her sample script her in other areas. —the first rule to protect wetland manual is not the declaration of Pick 4 Numbers: 6-6-6-6 areas required permission to put the areas as wetlands — it is noth- Cards: queen of Hearts any foreign material in a body of ing could be done with the wet- queen of Clubs water in the United States; lands irregardless of what it con- nine of Diamonds • The 1977 Clean Water Act — sists of," he added. "It went from Protests topple premier "Wetlands were first called wet- a technical manual to a political jack of Spades The Super Lotto jackpot is Thursday on trains they commandeered in cen lands" in this rule, Flickinger decision. They made a mistake $8 million. BUCHAREST, Romania (AP) — Premier Petre said. While the areas were called which will hurt us down the Roman resigned Thursday, bowing to violent tral Romania to join the 4,000 colleagues whe wetlands, he said there was still road." protests against his economic reforms. The came a day earlier. no official definition of a wetland; While the classifications and move failed to stop chaotic demonstrations by "Don't be afraid, (President Ion) Iliescu wu • In 1987, the Army Corps of En- regulations for determining wet- Weather thousands of enraged miners and other citizens, fall," jubilant miners shouted from capturet gineers released a 100-page book lands have changed frequently, who demanded that the president also step trucks they drove through the city. which defined wetlands. The Flickinger said the indicators of Partly sunny: down. manual lists 3,000 types of wet- what must be present in a wet- Today, partly sunny. The Roman became the first of Eastern Europe's Three died in riots Wednesday, and by Thursj land vegetations, ranging from land remains consistent. high in the upper 50s. West post-Communist leaders to fall victim to a back- day afternoon, the number of injured hat common vegetation such as cat- To be called a wetland, Flick- winds 5 to 15 mph. fash against reforms that countries across the climbed to 284, the state news agency Rompre: tails to rare vegetation such as inger said, the area must have Tonight, partly cloudy region are imposing to treat decades of Com- said, without elaborating. some types of oaks, Flickinger two of the three following traits: with lows 35 to 40. Saturday, munist malaise. said: •Hydric soil — saturated soil partly sunny with the high The government's Western-backed reforms The ruling National Salavation Front calleoj • The 1989 United Federal Man- which favors the growth of hy- around 60. have sliced standards of living, widened the gap on the army and Interior Ministry to restore or ual for wetlands — Flickinger dorphytic vegetation, or soil between rich and poor, and sent inflation soar- der, urged Iliescu to summon the country's Su said this manual turned many which was saturated, flooded or compiled from local and ingto 170 percent. preme Defense Council and appealed U places which were not considered ponded for a long period of time; wire reports Thousands of miners arrived in Bucharest Romanians to stay home. wetlands into wetland areas. "Some farmers farmed 'wet- □ See WETLAND, page seven.. Opinion MATTHEW A. DANKMAN, EDITORIAL EDITOR. 372-6966.
PACE TWO The BG News FRIDAY, SEPTEMBER 27,1991 The BG News AN INDEPENDENT STUDENT VOICE FOUNDED IN JILL NOVAK 1920. EDI I OR Ifais man is J.C. KOHLSTKANI) Mi. MI 111 BANKS PlHIISIIH) DAILY DURING lllE ACADEMIC YEAR AND MAN MJIM I DITOR DITOR WEDNESDAYS DURINI i SUMMER SESSION. |i KI M. SHIM WLIIK LYNN M. CACLL 214 WIST HALL MAN M INC EDITOR BOWLING GREEN STATS UNIVERSITY BOWI INC! ORBBN, OHIO 4340:1-0276 MATT SCHRODI K MATTHEW A. DAMMAN SIXIHIS I DIIOK IRIAL I DIIOK copYRicm 1991. The BG New* Ear to the Ground luoteof the week: USG is a tough loss for two men who "The Lantern said if you want put so much of themselves into their qualitJity in a school, go to Miami. Holy work. And it must be said. Fazek and hell, do we want Ohio State to be some Walters are a tough loss for USG. big lump?" Gordon Gee, OSU president, respond- • • * ing to the criticism of the school's newspaper to his selective admissions This weekend promises to be a full- plan. fledged, ever-lovin', Star Trek-orama Now riddle me this, readers: If to celebrate the show's 25th anniver- A) A linebacker far ibe TflJct^ws. Miami of Ohio and the Ohio State Uni- sary this month. versity hold a big rumble with pool Now, as we all know, our president, cues, who would win? George Herbert Walker Bush, is a full- Abo\^ U <^k Vus change back A) OSU fledged Trekkie (The BG News, Sep- B) Miami tember 20, "Ear to the Ground.") And C) All BG students who got good presidents have a habit of showing up 4V&m a vending wachma. -that seats to see two of the most stuck- at BG. (How many here remember Ron on-themselves schools in America bash Reagan in fall of '88? Wasn't Jamie ripped Kim off. each others heads in. Farr's monologueso funny?) Now . It's really annoying how these wouldn't it be cool if Bush came to schools have these reputations that are Bowling Green just to catch "The so undeserved. OSU may be huge and Trouble With Tnbbles" or to make Miami may have years of old money jokes about Wesley Crusher with Se- To sleep, perchance to write tradition, but pound for pound, the Uni- cret Service guys and catch a few Gla- versity is the best overlooked school in cier Bays? Watch the Best Western and Whaddya do when Mr. Sandman brings insomnia? the Midwest, if not America (It used to Angel Motel for lotsa limousines. One baa a. two baaa, three sleep. My pons isn't working. I semester...papers to write, books be Kent State before 1971, but then they baaa...Can you picture them? start to coax it. Come on please to read, exams to take. What was got all sorts of free publicity. Bring Cute, fluffy, little lambs, bleating let me fall asleep. I'll be your that noise? Sounds like a mouse * ** as they jump over a white picket 'bestest' friend. I'll give you a or maybe it's a burglar stealing back Jim Rhodes for governor!) (Just fence? Me either. And they cer- chocolate chip cookie. Unfortu- our TV or worse a murderer es- kidding. It would be a cool way to get a One fish, two fish/ tainly aren't helping me fall as- nately, my pons cannot be bribed, caped from prison coming to chop C,S,N, Y reunion, though.) red fish, blue fish... leep. so I start to insult it. You are the me up into a million pieces! I Theodor Seuss Geisel died Tuesday 2:00 a.m.— 2:01 - 2:02, roll worst pons in the universe. If I start remembering all three of *** over on my side, roll over to my never speak to you again, it'll be the horror movies I saw — poor at the age of 87 in his San Diego home. other side, lie on my stomach, too soon. little girls being possessed by We all grew up on Doctor Seuss books turn over on my back. Throw the 3:00. 3:02. I feel like throwing demons and murdered by psy- when we were little. (Yes we did. Don't covers off, kick off my socks, my clock out the window. The dig- chos in their dreams. stand «USG guru Roger McCar- lie.) make sure the window is open, ital numbers are producing too Ahhhh...maybe I should think thy believes he isn't getting enough When we leave here, we'll remember pull the covers back up, turn the much light. Speaking of light, about something more pleasant. press lately. Well, now we've printed pillow over, fold it in half and lay why does the moon have to be so Let's see, Christmas vacation. your name in big bold letters. If you some basic concepts from our classes, perfectly still. 2:05, 2:06. Sigh. bright? How can I be expected to Yes, that should be a pleasant maybe snippets of info from here or Am I ever going to fall asleep? fallasleep with all that light? The time. Good cheer, presents, fami- want any more, can you talk USG into there. But most of this place will be a This bed never felt more un- house is totally quiet. Everyone ly get-togethers, shopping, fight- giving up more advertising dollars to huge blur of papers and classes and comfortable than tonight and ing crowds, snow, only one more put it in classified ads? textbooks. what ever happened to that SllARLYN semester to graduation. Gradua- A big enough ad and for a day we'll However, when Geisel left us, he left breeze? tion? Maybe this wasn't such a become The McCarthy News.Now Stop thinking. Concentrate on AVINA good idea. us a whole lot more. We remember so sleeping. Sleep, sleep, sleep. Am I Relax. Yeah that could be the wouldn't that be cool? much of his books — the intricate asleep yet? No. Hmmm. Maybe solution. I learned about prog- rhymes, the bizarre characters like I'll recap my day in my mind, ressive relaxation in my non-s- *#* that should be enough to put weat PEG class, Tension Man- Yertle the Turtle and the Lorax, the sa- anyone to sleep. First I ate break- agement, my freshman year. Is it just us, or does the movie Red tirical messages about nuclear pro- fast, then I...No wait, first my (Wow, I never thought so much of Dawn seem like the most amazing liferation and the environment. alarm rang and then I pushed what I learned these past three piece of fiction right now? How many classes will have that snooze — actually fell asleep last else is sleeping. I feel like waking years in college would be so use- Its recent showing on Fox was good much a legacy on our consciousness? night. Why can t I fall asleep everyone up, so I won't be so ful in helping me fall asleep.) We lost a lot more than a children's au- now? lonely. 3:04.3:07. Get up go to the Now how did that relaxation for a laugh. But let's admit it. As naive I have to fall asleep. I have so bathroom, stumble into the kitch- technique go? Oh yes, tighten up high schoolers, we really took the idea thor Tuesday. We lost part of our child- much to do tomorrow. I have to en and pour a glass a water. and relax each of the muscles in of a Soviet take over of the United hood. be awake and fully coherent. Why Where is the Sominex when I my body one by one. OK, now I'm States seriously. We even took Reagan is it that when I'm trying to stay need it? Probably wouldn't work relaxed, but still awake. * * * awake, I fall asleep? anyway. Maybe I should study for I give up. If I can't sleep, I seriously, and pictured ourselves fight- There's an idea. Reverse psy- awhile — that should definitely should at least be productive. ing godless commies in our own back- Whoa, gang! We are playing the chology. This could work! I'll try put me to sleep. I start reading Maybe I'll write yards. freakin' U.S. Naval Academy this to stay awake. I want to stay one of my exciting text books. My my.. .ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ History will certainly put this classic weekend! This is the same sports team awake all night. I hate sleep. I eyelids are getting heavier and zzz. piece of 80's Cold War cinematography don't need sleep. Damn, it's not heavier, but I'm still not asleep; BUZZZ! What is that terrible that got dismal pre-season reviews working. I don't believe me. I'm only bored. If only there were noise? Oh, it's my alarm clock. Is in the same category as black-and- from all the major media. Now we're in I learned in psychology that the a baseball game on TV — they it time to get up already? Gee, I white film clips of schoolchildren pre- the midst of a fired-up, butt-stomping pons, located somewhere in the usually put me right out. missed the sunrise. Maybe next paring for a atomic blast by ducking season. Maybe...if it's not unreasona- brain, is responsible for sleep. Back to my room. Anxiety time. under their desks, hands over heads. ble... just maybe, students could show a Somehow it cuts off all outside starts to kick in. I start worrying Sharlyn Avina is senior Eng- Red Dawn: coming soon to a pop cul- little enthusiasm, maybe? And not just stimuli from the brain, so you can about all the stuff I have to do this lish major from Bowling Green. ture course near you. for football, either. We have a formida- ble rugby squad, sweet volleyball, Letters to the Editor killer hockey and a host of other gnarly sports. So instead of sitting on your weekend furloughs for murderers friendliness?" column (The Two veteran at-large senators were duffs and doin' nothin' this weekend, rather than the electric chair News, September 20), Steve says noticeably absent from the roster of Realize America, they deserve. "The individual will not smile for winners in last week's USG elections: why not go see something? We've got As for weapons sales and high fear of looking goofy in front of sports throughout the year. Get out granola cruncher medical costs, remember we live total strangers, thus he will not Joe Fazek and James Walters. from behind the Nintendo set and actu- in a free-market economy. If you smile or say 'Hello' unless you We often disagreed with the politics ally do something. Jeez. want your toenails clipped for make the first move or he sees a of these solid Coughlinites —senators The BG News: free, Sweden awaits your arrival. friend." who remained true to former USG This letter is in repsonse to the And finally, recall the late 1970s Come on, Steve. I'd like to think President Kevin Coughlin's politics *** September 19 column in The when we had a president who was you know by now you don't use even as public support seemed to turn News ("Fear and Loathing in the not only fearful of a Middle East the word "he" when referring to Idle thought... GOP"). When are John Bernard confrontation, but who also knew members of both sexes. against the infamous child of the Rea- and all of his liberal "thinking" nothing about economics except gan revolution. These years of harsh wind and driv- friends going to put their shoes how many peanuts one could Rebecca McComb The Coughlin revolution may also be ing rain makes skin leathery and dry. back on, throw away their tie- grow on one acre. Education over, it seems. Not to mention ruined hairstyles! As dyes and realize what America is Then, Mr. Bernard, try to tell Senior But these senators were certainly the weather begins to turn inclimate, all about? me when inflation and unem- perhaps the University ought to turn First of all, the reason we lead ployment were lower and Ameri- Correction enthusiastic about their work, which is the world in the number of mili- cans were better off financially. more than we can say about most USG it's thoughts to some useful project to tary adventures in recent history save students. Proposal? A huge, plas- One more thing: I am proud to In the September 26, 1991 members. Many still have the gall to is because we are the only naUon say that I hate broccoli! edition of The BG News, the leave the Sunday meetings at 9 p.m. — tic dome over the campus. With air- that had the guts to stand up for article "Heterosexuals back the interests of all students be damned locks placed strategically around the ourselves and what we believe in. Dave Dorland up LAGA," refered to Vilvi city, it would be convenient and safe. It was not like that during the last Junior Vannak as treasurer for the if it interferes with the greek system. Democratic administration. Business Major Both Fazek and Walters made their No more nasty weather. And shorts in Second, how can you accuse the Lesbian and Gay Alliance. mark on USG with their efforts. February. Could anything be better? Bush adminstration of supporting She is actually the secretary the government of South Africa Sexist language for the organization. when we sanctioned them eco- In the September 25, 1991 Respond nomically ? Get the facts a no-no, Bargdill edition of The BG News, the straight. column "Food Operations And you want to talk crime, Mr. for thought," mistakenly re- All readers are encouraged to express their Please address all submissions to: Bernard? I am surprised you, be- The BG News: ferred to Falcon's Nest and • views through letters to the editor and guest col- ing a "liberal studies" major, In my psychology of gender Prout Cafeteria as under - umns. Letters to the editor are generally 200-300 The Editorial Editor blame the Bush administration class I had an assignment to find the jurisdiction of Food ■ words in length. All letters must be signed and in- The BG News for the high incarceration rate in an example of sexism in lan- Operations. They are actu- . elude a telephone number, address or OCMB, class 210 West Hall America. Everyone knows who is fuage. Thanks to Steve Bargdill, ally run by the Union. The '-rank or occupation, major and hometown. soft on crime; our peace-loving found one in The BG News. News regrets the errors. friends on the left, who prefer In his "Whatever hiDDened to FRIDAY, SEPTEMBER 27,1991 The BG News PAGE THREE Out of the dark comes a sliver of light Just when things seem they can 7 get worse... they get better instead
The column I had scheduled for about the floor space surrounding other. The day started out with a wrote. And even if it was only this this week was to address the issue my desk. It's worse. small white snowball on top of an one person in the entire world. I of brotherly love. A certain phone Again, I say, my desk some- incredibly large mountain. And would still be happy because she call last Friday afternoon then a little boy pushed the snow- stopped that avalanche. changed my mind. I won't men- ball, and it began rolling slowly, tion who called me — she knows steadily, angrily down the moun- She reached her hand out and who she is. The point is, she set STEVE tain. And as it went, it grew big- said, "Hey! I know what you're off a chain of thoughts that I ger and bigger until it became an trying to say. I'm glad there are should mention here. BARCDILL almost unstoppable avalanche of people out in the world like you." snow, rock and dirt. My desk sometimes resembles My bad day stopped after that my life. It's a mess. The only or- Then the little boy happened to phone call. I felt like I was ganized part about it is the word look down at the foot of the moun- needed, and everyone should feel processor on the left. On the tain. He saw me chained to a tree. like he or she is needed. right, I have a conglomerate of He saw me stuck in one spot books, papers, pens, pencils, times resembles my life. And I'm where I couldn't possibly get out If. for some reason, you're newspapers, a Sunday Missal, sure my desk resembles your life of the avalanche's way. walking down the street and see my personal journal, markers, at times too. It is a given fact The little boy said, "Ooops." someone who's life resembles my advertisements and somewhere everyone has bad days. That is Then he walked away. desk, stop them. And tell them in that pile of stuff is also a calcu- when our lives resemble my desk. that they are needed. Stop them lator. Friday, I happened to be Imagine how you would feel if and tell them that they are some- having a bad day, and it contin- you were me, chained to that tree body. It may sound like a corny On the first shelf I have a dic- ued to go down hill steadily. with this almost unstoppable ava- thing to do, but they'll appreciate tionary, Strunk and White's The For starters, I didn't get any lanche coming straight towards it. I know, because I appreciated Elements of Style, a folder, more sleep the night before. I just sort you and you could do absolutely it. papers, a tape recorder and a of lied up in my loft in a daze. My nothing about it. If you can imag- clock radio which is usually hid- eyes wide open, I pleaded for ine that, you know exactly how I Steve Bargdill is not having a den by typing paper. The typing sleep to come. It never did. felt Friday. bad day today, and he wishes paper shouldn t be on the first everyone else a great day too. shelf though. It's supposed to be My alarm went off at 9:30 Fri- Then I got this phone call. A Next week he will be submitting on the second shelf along with my day morning, which meant I small word of gratitude just an article about abortion. Also, he magic books. But I don't know missed my run. I also missed barely reached me ear. I didn't thanks Mr. Rolando Peterson for where my magic books are, so it picking up a copy of this paper. know who called me. I don't think reading his articles and bringing doesn't really matter. You get the idea. The day start- it would have mattered. to his attention his obvious mis- ed with the small irritating things take, even though he wrote the I'm not even going to tell you that just kept piling up on each Someone was reading what I abortion article on the 25th. fflcirco's Pizza TO S 0*° Alpha Gamma Delta Presents Carrie & Jay Ann Marie & Jeff Jen & Bob "Dear" & "Dear" Heather & Deon Morni & Jeff Jenny & Keanu Melissa & Mick (again) Mel & M.J. Amy & Malcolm Hamillucky & Bob Last Leigh & Chris Susan & Bob Julie & Tod Tonya & Botlger Sheri & Tom Allison & Chris Debbie & Chris Libby & John Pom & Brant Cecilia & Peler Down & "Rossman" Jen & Earl Dawn & Bnon Fishy & Scooter Annie & Rick Nancy & Matt Heother & Steve Jenny & Michael Melanie/Caroline & Mark Day Ramona & Randy Janice & John Angie & Jim Maggie & Chris Kristin & Todd "Cheif & Squaw" Jen & Tod HELL & Golf Pro Shafe Susan & John Marie & Scott Katie & Chris Heother & Rick Bucky & Todd Tiffany & "the man" Seniors for your pre-appointed senior Alicia & Jason Elaine & T.B.A. Volerie & Chad Amy & Chris Beth & Stephen Cheryl Lev. & Dan portrait session. Carl Wolf Studio is I Tracie & Kevin Shana & Theron Heother & Dave Renee & Dove Wendy & Tim Encko 4 Matt shooting senior portraits on a Laura & Jim Kara & Eric Lisa & Rick Marci & Rich Jodie & Luke Denise & Dave pre-appointed basis through Friday Postey & Bubbles Renee & Eric Chris & Steve Angie & Mike only. You should have received in Pam & Jason Chris & John Jennifer & Rob Theresa & Ryan Sarah & Mork Kristi & Bolt the mail your presechuled date for Alison & Steve Michelle & Matt Maria & Paul Lesa & Rob your session. Simply be at The KEY, Kim & Kevin Shelly & Mattew Shorono & Jason Jodi & Keith Gina & Chalk Kristie & John 28 West Hall on that date, between j Shelley & Pampers Mandy & Ange Maggy & Ed Amy & Chris Julie & Hulk Hogan Lynn & Toby 10 a.m. and 6 p.m.; closed noon to j 1 for lunch. j Jules & Hogan (the telephone tag team) Heather & Mike: but not my friend Mike Mimi & The Pitsburgh Fanatic If you missed your pre-appointed date or didn't receive it in the mail, Beth & Dan "Honey & Honey" Kathy & Mike come to The KEY between now and Friday, we'll fit you in Any questions? Call 372-8086 Saturday September 28,1391 Campus PAGE FOUR The BG News FRIDAY, SEPTEMBER 27, 1991 French House presents view of foreign culture by Mellnda C. Monhart "A lot of people don't know cial," house director Frederique contributing reporter what we are. We would like peo- Laouenan said. "People are fry- ple to know what we are. We ing to learn more about different would like to be a growing, living cultures, which is not the case in Tucked away in sorority row, part of the campus nelping people other places." opposite McDonald Quadrangle, appreciate a part of Europe," Majoring or minoring in sits a house unbeknownst to many said Erica Enlow, junior French French is not a prerequisite to students at the University. and Spanish education major and live in the French House. The house, which celebrates its French House president. However, an interest in speaking 20th anniversary this year, is the "I'd especially like people to French and completion of French University's own piece of France, know that we're not this big, 102 (or the high school equiva- /-a Maison Francaise. scary, black hole," said Michelle lent) is required. La Maison Francaise — or in Linet, seniorpolicy and analysis Residents do not speak French English, The French House — is a major and French House resi- 24 hours a day in the house, but on residence facility which can ac- dent. "People always go by, look the ground floor and during meal- comodate 17 women interested in at the house and they think 'Oooh, time the language is mandatory. learning more about French lan- I wonder what goes on in there ... At times, this can prove difficult guage and culture. It became a you have to explain because no- for residents. part of the University Oct. 4,1971, body knows what goes on here." "What's difficult... is that it's when Paul Wurzburger, an Hon- "What I woula say about the artificial. You're not in France," orary French Consul from Cleve- people living here is that they are said Laouenan, a native of Blois, land, donated $50,000 to furnish culturally aware of differences in France's Loire Valley. "Unless the house and begin its operation. and I do think that makes it spe- the girls are speaking to me or Ingrid [Jackel, the other native French speaker living in the house] they're not speaking to a French House director Frederique Laouenan talks with houseboy Pascal Perrot, senior Cheryl Kolesar Alpha Gamma Delta is proud native speaker." and senior Michelle Linet over dinner Tuesday evening. Being around the native speakers is helpful for house res- to announce our Spring idents whose native tongue is English, Laouenan said. 1991 Dean's List! "I think that hearing people Returning officers speak French gives you an ear tor it. That's how I learned English," ff/efisia barman she said. For Jackel — a marketing offer experience, f a nice &$arnoAmu *Jjawn Cipollo major at the Nantes School of ~/tnaie ^J4oltkoui fffo na r*L aw D See FRENCH HOUSE, page dedication to BSU ifletarue rJLuawiu ^rfealner Irlaraci six- by Morrella Raleigh f>uthtf TllcJLean Sb.Uu Pa, human diversity reporter ,Jjeo rCouHana Aharon r\uSiel Voter turnout for the Black Student Union officer elections has dou- JJeatker SckJlz zf en -iwiftiirf bled from last year's turnout, according to adviser Arto Woodley. More than 200 students voted in the Sept. 12 elections, electing the ff/aififie Ueverka rffetasa Ljounq group's officers as follows: • President - Maurice Tate; and come in for • Vice President - Audrey Flowers; ' Denotes 4.0 • Treasurer - Ghana Peyton; • Secretary - Kim Bastueld; a quick byte. • University Student Government representative - Sam Jackson. "The black students and the campus can expect great things from If you've got something to say but don't have the the [ BSU ]this year," Woodley said. toqls to make it all happen, come into Woodley said he is pleased with the executive board. "I feel very optimistic," he said. "I have high expectationsexpe for the Klnke% to work on our self-service future." Macintosh • computers. You'll Tate. Peyton and Flowers are returning officers, and Peyton said have your hands on a fast. this will make the group better. powerful tool for desktop D See ELECTION, page six.. publishing and STIMB'S 4DTH you'll save $2.00 on our regular rate' Tired of Being a Face in Come on In and create a the Crowd? masterpiece! -a CELEBRATION II! Check out Winthrop Terrace FROM THE HOLLYWOOD BQWl $2.00 Off Per Hour on Apts and be someone ONLY ON Macintosh Rental Special! Bring this coupon Into the Klnko's listed and save on every hour of self-service Macintosh* computer time. Call One coupnn per customer. Not valid with any other offer. | PAY PER VIEW! Good through October 31. 1991 352-9135 WEDNESDAY. OCTOBER 2 ■ y iifflPM Open 7 Days 354-3977 kinko's R-l 115 Railroad St. the copy center Sting's having a bash at the Hollywood Bowl r »————«■«■»■>■»■»■•■•■•■•■•■•■———•———————— ■•■•■•■•—•■•■» ■■■»■■■■■■■■■■■! and you're invited. We're inakin' a point: Cedar Pointt Celebrate the finale Elizabeth and the ultimate. 'Warrior i JVtariann and John of his Soul Cages i Jen and eric emihj and M.S. Tour and his 40th I Dee and Ecc birthday! It's going ja.my B and Bill to be even better 'Kristin and 1y JMonicaandStoh QCatfcandJoe than his standing Christena and Jei ■Brooke and Chad by Morrella Raleigh "People just don't like to be ple don't trust the law," he said. human diversity reporter united by force," he said. However, the coup was a sur- He briefly described some prise to Bendinskas, who arrived problems throughout Soviet his- in Bowling Green just 12 days be- A Lithuanian graduate student tory that led up to the current fore tanks rolled into Moscow. and a Soviet studies major at the status of the Soviet Union. "It was very, very unexpect- University gave a historical per- According to Bendinskas, ed," he said. "It was like a thun- spective to the volatile situation communism caused the citizens derstorm for me." in the Soviet Union at a forum this to lose their families' land, their Ferry said the coup was an at- week. religious beliefs and perhaps tempt to protect and maintain the Kestutis Bendinskas has stud- most importantly, their zest. status quo in the Soviet Union and. ied at the Mendeleev Institute in "They lost their enthusiasm," it ultimately failed because the Moscow and currently is taking he said. "They quit working hard people fought against it. classes at the University. Bill and the economy went down." The younger citizens wanted Ferry studied in Leningrad from Bendinskas also said people did reform, while the older people February to May. not realize what they had lost were having difficulty changing The two spoke to the audience under communism until after their way of thinking, said Ferry. and answered questions from Mikhail Gorbachev came to "[Older citizens] don't know about 50 people about their per- power more than five years ago. what to expect." he said. "It sonal experiences and studies. "In effect, they had lost all of seemed to me that there was a Bendinskas — at the year's their lives," he said. generation gap." first International Relations Or- Even after Gorbachev assumed Bendinskas said even though ganization forum — told the audi- command, Bendinskas said, the Lithuania does not have exten- ence that the Soviet people's frus- Soviet people's distrust in the sive resources, the people there tration traces back to the begin- government remained. will work hard to make their new- nings of communism. "There is no stability and peo- found independence worthwhile. Lithuanian student Kes iiendinskas talks with freshmen Russian majors Jodi Fryman and Eric Sheehy before a discussion on Soviet issues at the first meeting of the International Relations Organization Wednesday night. 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EVERYTHING!* 70offII ^ ^ Original Price Thoaa and Lota Mora Famous Brand.I FOR LADIES Peter Popovitcn. Allied Dunner. Cross Country Young Slutl. Top Nolcn. Ms Puss. Esprit. Generra More FOR MEN Haggar. Arrow. Munsmgwear. More FOR CHILDREN O P, Busier Brown Health lex Osn Kosh More •Spectacular Savings on Famous name SHOES ana DOMESTICS May not oe 70s/* oil original prices No ad)uatmonta on prior purohaaaa. Local PAGE SIX The BG News FRIDAY, SEPTEMBER 27, 1991 Local fundraiser supported by Christina Wise nancy center, said he believes it is only right for Local bar cracks down social services reporter the students to get involved. "Since 65 percent of Pregnancy Center clientele is from the University, it (the University) is ob- Several University organizations and employees viously benefitting from the service," Titus said. will help the Bowling Green Pregnancy Center "It only follows that they (the students) should be on underage drinkers Saturday by participating in the organization's interested in supporting us." by Jackie Rosepal man. The liquor agents set the fifth annual walk-a-thon. Stephanie Rine, pregnancy center director, said police reporter According to Uhlman, this is rules and every bar must abide The women's volleyball coach, Denise Van De many sororities will be involved. a normal situation for this time by these laws. Walle, will be the celebrity walker and many Uni- JoAnn Arnholt, assistant director of Greek Life, of year. "When the students push it, versity students will participate. said her office was approached by pregnancy A local bar is sending strong "We go through this every we must do the other part of our Van De Walle said she was approached by the center representatives in early August about sup- messages to underage drinkers year at the same time of year, job," he said. center in early August and is looking forward to porting the walk-a-thon. this year. he said. "Students start to get If Uhlman or his staff sus- the event. "We could not sponsor the walk-a-thon because This semester Howard's Club brave as the semester moves pects that a customer is drink- "[The walk] is something I felt inclined to do be- of conflicting events on that day such as Greek H, 210 N. Main St., has turned in on, but they have to learn not to ing underage, they will look at cause [the pregnancy center] is a good organiza- 101," Arnholt said. "We passed the information more than a dozen underage take these risks because we will the customer's stamp or tion and they provide a very valuable service to along to the individual sororities, though, to let drinkers to city police and has catch them." request to see their identifica- the community," she said. "It's something I want them decide on their own if they would partici- confiscated several false ID'S. Uhlman said he likes owning tion. If the customer is un- to show my support for." pate." Rine addressed Panhellemc Council at the "We are an 18 and over bar, an 18-and-over bar. He said he cooperative, they will call the Prior to the walk, there will be a pancake break- beginning of this year and the group gave a $25 do- but the [underage] kids are get- believes all students should police to investigate the matter. fast at which Van De Walle will speak, advocating nation. ting their of-age friends to buy have the opportunity to listen to "It is a simple fact; if you are the pregnancy center and the annual walk-a-thon. Several sororities have members who will par- the drinks for them," said the music and have fun — and underage we will prosecute," Philip Titus, assistant professor of marketing at Howard's bar owner, Jeff Uhl- 18-and-over bars are profitable. Uhlman said. the University and board member of the preg- D See BENEFIT, page seven.. FRENCH HOUSE — D Continued from page four.. Management required to spend In addition to promoting fre- awareness. Several students said four months studying at the Uni- quent practice of the French lan- this was an important factor for versity — the house language re- 6uage, residents of the French them in choosing to reside in the quirement is not at all difficult. louse celebrate French holidays house. Other girls in the house said be- including Mardi Gras Feb. 12, Alpha Xi Delta Proudly Announces*'/^/ ing able to retreat to their bed- and Galette des Rois, the first As a junior, French House resi- rooms is comforting. Sunday after New Year's Day. dent Lisa Tartaglia was the recip- The 1991 Pledge Class Officers "Sometimes I just really don't In France, Galette des Rois is a ient of a scholarship awarded to a t feel like speaking it, so I get frus- round, fat cake made of puffed resident who wishes to partici- trated," said Nancy Dodge, pastry and eaten at Epiphany, pate in the University's exchange f-^rvsidenl - si u, hie Zfortunato tr¥JI[ (-■ ¥ Give blood. 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Lewis Ryan Seman 4:30-6:30 Jaymes Goldsmith Shane Peck Dave Ted row Jeremy Hench Keith Perry Erik Tollerup McDonald Annex Brian Kerlin Chris Puhalski Paul Yuhasz Quantum 90 and 95* Accounts, Cash, Faculty/Staff and Department Charges Accepted. Congratulations! University Food Operations ex ex 372-2771 FRIDAY, SEPTEMBER 27, 1991 The BG News PAGE SEVEN Teacher battles music illiteracy Police blotter ■Michele L. Gary, no address ■A resident of Lowry Hall lost by Linda R. Lenc to read books. the cause of many pitch- other academic areas. given, was arrested Tuesday for his student identification/debit contributing reporter In fact, research has indicated matching problems." For example, she said, music shoplifting at the Deb Shop, 1234 card on Friday but was unaware children who sing have a much After children are taught to from a historical time period, N. Main St., police said. of the loss until Monday. Over the easier time learning to read, she make the sounds symbolized by such as the Civil War, can aug- ■A resident of High Street re- weekend someone charged The choral director's worst said. the objects on the cards, other ment the study of a chapter from ported finding a head of a rabbit $351.48 on the card, police saidT nightmare may be a tone deaf "The children associate the forms of music training can be the student's books. It can also in his apartment complex park- student. sounds of the pitches in 'The used to further training/By using help the children to understand ing lot Wednesday night, police ■A motorist reported that her Often, directors write these Alphabet Song' with the letters of the cards combined with other and perform the music at a later said. vehicle was egged as she passed students off as hopeless cases or the alphabet," Thompson said. methods, Thompson said she has date, she said. ■George E. Weasel Jr., Ill Founders Quadrangle. The area wonder if they are simply victims "A jingle like that helps them to had "100 percent success" in The cost of Saturday's seminar Chippin Ct., was charged with was checked and a water balloon of improper music teaching. recall the letters and make the teaching children. is $55. Anyone interested in regis- disorderly conduct while intoxi- and more broken eggs were But now, Judy Thompson, an correct sounds when they read." According to Thompson, inte- tering should contact the Office of cated Wednesday night, police found, police said. elementry education general mu- To solve pitch-matching prob- grating music into school activi- Continuing Education. said. sic teacher, has developed a lems, Thompson has developed a ties and making other faculty method to make singing as copyrighted "Sound Flashcards" more aware of the function of simple as A-B-C. system. music in their teaching can assist In the workshop "Help! There's These cards contain pictures of in curing the problem of music il- Africa * mother of us all' a Crow in My Choir," to be pre- something that makes a sound, literacy. Stoneking and his co-authors sented Saturday from 9 a.m. to 3 such as an owl. When children This process can be started WASHINGTON (AP) — The first modem humans," said Mark p.m. in the Choral Room of the reproduce the sound that the ob- human ancestor, the so-called Stoneking, an anthropologist at claim that this common ancestor with all teachers, Thompson said. "mother of us all," was a primi- Pennsylvania State University. lived between 166,000 and 249,000 Moore Musical Arts Center, Kct makes, it teaches them to use "Those with a musical back- years ago somewhere south of the Thompson will offer innovative eir singing voice. ground will be the most receptive tive woman who lived some methods to simultaneously com- Thompson said getting students to a change," she said. "Show 200,000 years ago in Africa, say Among this group would have Sahara Desert in Africa. bat illiteracy and solve pitch- to differentiate beween singing them how music can fit into their researchers who have made a been a single woman who first matching problems. and speaking is a major problem subject area." new study of worldwide genetic possessed a genetic pattern that Other experts in the field con- The problem of music illiteracy in choral teaching. During Saturday's program, patterns. can now be traced, through an sider the study and its conclu- is common in schools, according "Children do not understand Thompson said she will show how "There was a population in endless series of mutations and sions to be highly controversial to Thompson, who compared the that their singing voice is this can be done by using 11 Africa of individuals ... of anato- overlapping similarities, to all and one researcher called the process of tearing to read music different from their speaking different pieces of music that il- mically archaic humans, whose humanity, he said. findings "a house of cards" based voice," Thompson said. '"This is descendents at a later time un- In a study to be published Fri- on assumptions that cannot be as basically the same as tearing lustrate how music can fit into derwent the transformation to day in the journal Science. proven. WETLAND BENEFIT U Continued from page one.. Continued from page six.. • Hy drophtic vegetation—plant veyed, the soil must sampled and he helped form a consulting busi- life visible to the naked eye and a report must be made to de- ness — Geoservices Consultants. ticipate. Included are Alpha Gamma Delta, Alpha pense involved in running the center," Titus said. influenced by soil saturation; termine if the area should be de- He left the firm to form his own Omicron Pi and Kappa Delta. The entire pledge "We're hoping to have at least 200 walkers this • Wetland hydrology — the area clared a wetland or not, Flick- business "because my partners class of Alpha Chi Omega will walk as their com- year to raise $10,000," Rine said. must be temporarily covered by inger said. were mostly interested in making munity service project. The Bowling Green Pregnancy Center has been water or have saturated soils dur- Even people who own the area money," Flickinger said. Last year more than $6,000 was raised in the Sroviding help to pregnant women in the area for ingthe growing season. cannot upset the wetland, he There is a large turnover for walk-a-thon. All money is allocated toward opera- le past six years. The largest problem in declar- added. people working at wetland con- tion of the pregnancy center. ing an area a wetland is de- "One guy bought what he sulting firms, Flickinger said. Titus said the money is important because the Services offered include free pregnancy testing, termining hydrology, Flickinger thought was upland, but it had 70 "It is a lot of work, but telling center is operated completely with private funds. transportation to and from doctor appointments, said. acres of wetland," Flickinger people that their life savings has Money raised Saturday will be used for preg- free maternity and baby clothes, free baby furni- "This is the puppy which is said. "He spent $11.5 million to gone for nothing is tough," he nancy tests, secretarial and administrative salar- ture and counseling. under a lot of scrutiny," he said. find he couldn't use it." said. ies, rent, counseling services and similar costs. "We are basically an organization of women "There is no way to see if [the If the area is declared a wet- Flickinger added he gets paid "The money will go toward every and any ex- supporting other women," Rine said. land] has wetland hydrology un- land and the person owning the by the developer or land owner. less the surveyers are there at a land continues to upset the land, certain time and sample the soil the person can be asked to stop, The speech was sponsored by *K* *K* #K* *K* *K* *K¥ +K* *K* +K* everyday." threatened with fines, and even- the University Environmental In- When a potential wetland area tually sent to jail, he said. terest Group, a student-operated *> is found, development must be Flickinger said he became a environmental education organi- halted and the area must be sur- wetland consultant in 1988 when zation. 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DewfiMerk Poaatrhatter ft Jea> Lmrtl fi Sted Meffm CebeaftMerk Trim ft MM Renter Grtkk* fi Jedd the Sred OtmtfiKma Jaa, Jaa ft Sehrekan MyBiefiSWe. Sports PAGE EIGHT The BG News FRIDAY, SEPTEMBER 27, 1991 BG volleyball meets rival Tennis teams ready for weekend contests Western Michigan tonight by Mimi Ordonio "I'm excited to see my team in by Steve Seasly sportj writer action against players of this cal- sports writer igan on Saturday in four games. block well on the right side be- iber," Orlando said. "A tourna- Facing a more formidable foe cause they have some good left- ment like this gives them some- this weekend in the Broncos, the side hitters with a lot of talent. Although they cannot win prize thing else to be hungry for — What's the hottest ticket in Falcons will need to pull out a few Good defense will also be a key money, members of the Bowling something other than practice. sports this weekend in the state of tricks to outwit their opponent. against Western." Green men's tennis team will They've been working hard for so Michigan? Junior Carey Amos believes BG Senior co-captains Tammy participate in this weekend's long." Blazekovic will be the For those who answered the has just what it takes to derail the Schiller and Lisa Mika are cur- Bowling Green Tennis Open. The tournament's No. 1 seed, while Michigan-Florida State football Broncos from the tracks of pros- rently among the conference 'women's team, meanwhile, are BG sophomore Todd Koehler is game, you're obviously unaware perity. leaders in several statistical cat- playing host to Xavier University ranked second. Foreman and the of the volleyball match taking egories. Schiller's 161 kills and in a dual match at 3:30 p.m. to- Falcons' Bob Zumph are the third place tonight at Nazareth College "We will focus on throwing .409 hitting percentage are the day. and fourth seeds, respectively. lnKalamazoo. Western out of rhythm," said best in the league while she also "It is not a collegiate event be- Matches will start tomorrow Amos. "We will try to perform a leads in blocks per game (1.58) cause we will award prize morning at 9 a.m. on the Keefe The BG volleyball team will do different style of play. We will use and is third in digs per game with money," men's coach Gene Or- courts behind the ice arena. The battle with arch-rival Western a jump serve a little more and a 3.73. Mika is among the league's lando said. "The winner will quarterfinals are scheduled for 1 Michigan at 7:30 p.m. with its short serve, also. They haven't leaders in hitting percentage receive $400 while the runner-up p.m. On Sunday, the semifinals perfect 2-0 Mid-American Con- been passing well and we need to (.371), blocks per game (l.Oi), gets $250 and semi-finalists $125 will begin at 9 a.m., with the fin- ference record on the line. The exploit their weaknesses. They kills (4.88) and digs per game each. Although our team mem- als scheduled for 1 p.m. Broncos stand at 8-3 overall, have one or two people we will (3.80). bers cannot accept money, they In between matches Sunday, while the Falcons are off to their key on who have no ball control. can receive merchandise or gifts" the Falcons will host the first- second best start in school history If we put pressure on them early, Junior Mitzi Sanders leads the ever Bowling Green Pro-Am. with a 7-1 overall record. they will fall apart." club with nine service aces in Headlining the tournament will Amateurs will be paired with a The Falcons brought out the Head coach Denise Van De only nine games while Junior Ho- be two former players on the Falcon team member or other ce- brooms last weekend as they Walle recognizes the arduous 11 i Costein lends support to the fir- Srofessional tennis circuit. Bob lebrity to play in a round robin swept Michigan's other two- task that faces her club this ing squad up front with 2.21 kills lazekovic, a resident of Kala- tournament. As of Wednesday, 23 thirds of the Mid-American equa- weekend. per game and 3.54 digs per mazoo, Mich., and Scott Fore- amateurs were signed up to par- tion. On Friday, BG jolted a "It will be a close match," said contest. Amos is the front runner Bowling Green's Amy Morgan, a man, a native of Dayton, are ticipate. youthful Central Michigan squad Van De Walle. "We need to serve in the league assist department defensive specialist, provides scheduled to participate. Blaze- "Tennis is a sport for everyone In three consecutive games be- extremely well and move their with an impressive 12.84 per added depth to the Falcon team, kovic was once ranked 250th in and the Pro-Am is a great way for fore manhandling Eastern Mich- passers around. We also need to game. which is currently 7-1. the world. n See TENNIS, page nine. Mark Harris - In Concert BG football takes on winless Navy Contemporary Christian Music by Rob Me Curdy tomorrow to play Navy. to William & Mary. He felt a for 79 yards. sports writer "They (Navy) are a lot like 67-yard touchdown pass and a "We have to continue to make Cincinnati in that they're in the 79-yard touchdown run which the improvement,"Blackney said. at second year of a rebuilding pro- defense gave up cost the Middies "We have to build a foundation, First, Eastern Michigan, then gram," BG coach Gary Blackney a victory. so that when we head into the con- West Virginia and Cincinnati. said. "They're very young." Last "If you take away those two ference we can be the best foot- United Christian Fellowship Center Now, the U.S. Naval Academy. week the Midshipmen lost 26-21 to plays, we have a fair defensive ball team we can be. And we have For the fourth straight week, William & Mary, a Divsion I-AA Same. The end result prejudices to learn to win on the road. That's 313 Thurstin Ave. Bowling Green will face a football school, to run its record to 0-3. te total picture," Chaump said. what the outstanding teams do. team searching for its first vic- Navy coach George Chaump Ball State, a Mid-American "The true picture of this foot- FREE COMCERT tory of the season. The 2-1 Fal- said in a press release that his Conference member, defeated ball team will be more clearly cons travel to Annapolis, Md., team played well despite the loss the Midshipmen, 33-10, in Navy's defined after the Navy game," he Sunday, September 29 first game of the year. Virginia said. 6:00 pm followed with a 17-10 victory over GAME NOTES - This will be the visiting Middies. the first time a BG football team AIR ATTACK ON ANNAPOLIS "Despite three bitter losses, has played one of the three ser- our players continue to work hard vice academies.... The game, be- and are striving for improve- ing played at the 30,000 seat Na- Aon Aon Aon Aon Aon Aon Aon Aon Aon ment," Chaump said. "We nave a vy-Marine Corps Memorial Sta- lot of football to play and some dium, will kick off at 1:30 p.m., c great games ahead. We will be and can be heard on WBGU (88.1 o OJBOU prepared." FM) and WFOB (1430 AM). Navy's biggest problem — its FALCON NOTES — BG's 2-1 defense. The squad has given up start is the best since 1985 when Alpha Omicron Pi Phillips Pupil an average 415 yards total offense the Falcons went 11-1. ... The BG c and more than 25 points a game defense has allowed 15.3 points a The Pre-Game Show starts at 1:00 this Saturday this season. The defense has also game, second best in the MAC.... c is proud to present > followed by Kirk Phillips and Erik Puplllo with all allowed an opposing running The defense has also allowed 332 o c the exciting football action from Annapolis back at least 100 yards rushing in yards a game, while the offense < every game this year. has countered with 274 yards per e their 1991 Pledge Class Officers • Catch BG and Navy on WBGU 88.1 FAA * Blackney said Navy's defense contest. o tries to pressure and stun its op- ponents in an effort to hide the Mark Szlachcic extended his Laura Killinger President unit's youth and inexperience. 16-game pass-catching streak KKT KKT KKT KKT KKT KKT On the offensive side of the ball, with seven catches against Cin- Jennifer LaFene Vice-Presidenl Navy features quarterback Jason cinnati. The junior is the leading Becky Lyons Secretary Van Matre. The sophomore has returning receiver in the MAC, Co nqratulationS completed 18-of-42 pass attempts, and currently ranks third in pass Angle Thompson Treasurer and nas rushed for a team leading catching in the conference.... In- Briana Creech Scholarship Chairman ^J\appa ^J\appa ( jiitmnn 177 yards. side linebacker Mike Calcagno Christy Sheetz Public Relations Chairman 1991 PU e CLs Officers "Van Metre is a mobile, quick recorded a career-high 17 tackles o 9 kid, but I have a feeling they're against the Bearcats, and leads Christine Casement Chapter Relations Chairman searching at quarterback," the team with 49. ... Artie Ma- Michelle Stachler Social Chairman President- Beth Beck Blackney said. Back-up quarter- ngham, an outside linebacker, Kelly Uddin Historian o back Brian Ellis has played in all also recorded a career-high in Vice President- Lici White three games, completing six-of-16 tackles last week with 14. 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Main St., Downtown Bowling Green 353-2532 OPEN: M-F: 7:30 a.m. 6:30 p.m. Union Oval Math Science Foyer Union Foyer SAT: 0:00 a.m.-4:00 p.m. 9:00-5:00 9:00-5:00 11:00-5:00 Professional Tailoring & Complete Alteration Service M-F Mon-Tues M-F Drapery Cleaning hr Tuxedo Rental at Reasonable Prices Complete * * * Remember to re-register if you * * * New Draperies & Upholstery 4 Service moved within the last year. Wedding Gown Preservation and Restoration • coupon •- e Free Box Storage with Dry Cleaning Purchase I Any Dry Have a voice within the community! 10% OFF £'-*„% LEATHER & SUEDE CLEANING INSURANCE WORK WELCOME Service Expires 10/10/91 FRIDAY, SEPTEMBER 27, 1991 The BG News PACE NINE TENNIS Big weekend ahead for ACC football □ Continued from page eight. by Tom Foreman Jr. Ann Arbor. The Seminoles may everything around this year." nois at No. 9 Iowa; and Boston people to become involved," Or- stand in relation to other AP sports writer have a shot at the national cham- "They're talking a lot of College at No. 10 Penn State. lanao said. "They'll get to know schools." pionship, but they won't be eligi- trash," Georgia Tech offensive Also, No. 10 Syracuse at Tu- the members on our team and Carla Marshack, back from a ble for the ACC title until next tackle Mike Mooney said. "If lane; No. 12 Baylor at Southern feel a part of it." stress fracture in her foot, won It's one of the biggest weekends season, when they'll play a full they think we're going to be Methodist; No. 21 Mississippi While the men's team has not her match 6-3,7-5 at No. 1 singles, in Atlantic Coast Conference his- conference schedule. scared when we show up, they're State vs. No. 14 Florida at Or- officially begun its season, the while freshman Erin Bowbeer tory as 19th-ranked Georgia Tech Clemson (2-0) will try to avenge wrong. We've played there be- lando; No. 16 Nebraska at No. 24 women's team hopes to continue added a No. 3 singles victory. goes into Death Valley to play No. last season's 21-19 loss to Georgia fore, and we've won there be- Arizona State; No. 17 Colorado at its winning ways when they face 7 Clemson and No. 23 North Caro- Tech (2-1) in Atlanta. fore." Stanford; No. 18 Pittsburgh at the Xavier Musketeers on Fri- "Erin played extremely well in lina faces unbeaten but unranked "We're going to be in a bad In other Top 25 games, it's No. 2 Minnesota; and No. 22 Alabama day. The Falcons trounced Hilld- her first collegiate match," Dean North Carolina State in Raleigh. mood. We've been talking about Miami at Tulsa; Kansas State at atVanderbilt. sale College on Wednesday, 8-1. said. "She could possibly be And that's not counting the this one for a long time, Clem- No. 4 Washington; No. 13 Auburn In North Carolina, the Tar "It was a good opener for us," paired with Carla for doubles showdown between top-ranked son linebacker Ed McDaniel said. at No. 5 Tennessee; Virginia Tech Heels (2-0) will be seeking their head coach Penny Dean said. against Xavier. It will be a very Florida State, the ACC's newest "They kicked our butts last year, at No. 6 Oklahoma; No. 8 Notre first victory over the Wolfpack "Everyone played well and we competitive match for us. Hope- member, and No. 3 Michigan in and we're going to try to turn Dame at Purdue; Northern Illi- (3-0). ^ got a better idea of where we fully we can beat them again." Classified FRIDAY, SEPTEMBER 27, 1991 The BG News PAGE NINE 1 Plan to Attend AGO ' PIKE ' AGO * PIKE ■ AGO * Order of Omega * CAMPUS & CITY EVENTS Recruiting experts will give their best advice to LOST 4 FOUND Way lo go Sarah Williams on your Pi Kappa Al- • Order of Omega ■ all students seeking employment In the compet- pha lavalienng to Mark Parker Meeting on Sunday. Sept. 29 at 4:00 WANTED: CONVERTIBLES itive job market during the Professional Devel- Would you like to drive " BGUnivenity Y "" AGO " PIKE ' AGO * PIKE ■ AGO al the Lambda Chi Alpha house. opment Seminar Found 1 earring at ATM at University Call Pins and Certificates awarded!! Your convertible In the 669 4219 Homecoming Parade 1 "Strategies for the intrepid Job Hunter" Free Pizza and Pop It's never too late lo 10m AGO * Theresa Chat lot * AGO October 17? Monday. Septmeber 30, 1991 Pound NFL team jacket 113BA Call and de- Planning for the year Slop by our table 7 00-8 30 p m Congrats on being selected lor Student Court Call the UAO Office at 2-2343. in the Student Union today scribe 352-3729 Lenhart Ballroom. University Union AGD * AGO * AGD ■ AGD * AGO * AGD * Sigma Chi * Gamma Phi * Meeting* every Tuesday! 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Dates to appear Mall lo: (On or Off-Campus Mail) cool Total number of days to appear Phone: 372-2601 Dirt In Northwest Ohio Getting Inside Your Weekend! 2 Friday. siptsmtMr 27.1991 TM mSIOER If You Read It: Students need mayor IF YOU WRITE IT, HE WILL BE voters, some nlmrod seems to about a catchy slogan like, "Don't summer to commit crimes. oDeeper MAYOR. think that they're being asked to be a stinker. Vote for Tinker?" Last June. Bowling Green Chief That'* what they told me when vote for USG reps or Quad IF YOU WRITE IT, HE WILL BE of Police Galen Ash told The BG I was looking for a topic for this government. MAYOR. News that permanent residents week's Installment of my uncen- SCOTT. DON'T BE STUPID. Shut up already! I can write un- wait until the summer months, ^Jnouanti sored, spit-In-the face of God col- I'M STUPID? WELL THEN, til my hand falls off and talk until when the majority of University umn that would send chills up WHAT ARE YOU? I'm blue In the face. Jim Tinker students are gone, to commit crimes. Socrates' spine. will not be mayor unless people Wak They sald,"Scott (because VOTE for him. "Some of the local people go that's my name). If you write a IF YOU WRITE IT. HE WILL BE Into a bar and do things to get column about ] I m Tinker's MAYOR. Into trouble that they wouldn't ^teve whirlwind mayoral campaign I'm sick of writing It. Besides, If ordinarily do when the students that makes the Kennedy-Smith £> DeKatch" all the students who were regis- are here." — Galen Ash. The BG hoopla look more like the 'Who tered to vote In Bowling Green News June 5. 1991 killed Laura Palmer?' hoopla, his voted for Tinker, he'd probably I guess that we students Intim- ^J\nou/iLon chances of being elected this ^ ME IF YOU Hey BG. private eyes (boom Elsewhere. Scott DeKatch Head. boom) are watching you (boom thinks about mayoral candidate AND JOHN KOHLSTRAND boom) they see your every move. Jim Tinker on page two. Tim MAKES HIS DEBUT AS A MUSIC OK. maybe we're stretching a Funk celebrates his youth on CRITIC ON PAGE FOUR. Some- point a bit. but It's not the first page three. Matt Daneman where In Tiffin, Dennis Robaugh Editor: Frank Esponito time and It won't be the last. mourns Dr. Seuss on page four. Is weeping. Afwitant Editor: Jennifer Taday Our cover story Is about pri- Dave Huffman speaks for the Kditorial C^ontributrr: Wendy M. King vate eyes In Northwest Ohio. J.J. "defense" on page six. Mike Were In fuU effect. Go get a Hackney gets artsy on page eight. late pass. Step. Staff Photographer: Jeff Radcliffe (Hota Hota) thompson makes her triumphant return to these pages We've also got some first class Art Director: Molly Zakrajsek with a revealing feature on page student poetry on page seven Fiction Kditor: Jennifer Sader five- with the debut of Voices In My The Editors. Staff Writers: Tim Funk Scott DeKatch Production Superviiioni: Bill Burgess Brian Green Production \--i-tnnt-: Stephen Bernstein Tina Noaker Laurel Pajer Pravin RodrigueH Advertiiiing Manager: Jan "Mnlib- BuHineHH Manager: Barb Miller Advihor: Robert Bortel The Insider magazine is published every Friday during the academic year by the Board ol Student Publications ol Bowling Green State University. Opinions expressed by columnists do not necessarily reflect the opinions ot The Insider magazine. The Insider magazine and Bowling Green State University are equal opportunity employers and do not discriminate in hiring practices. Copyright 1991, The BG News TMMSBEi Friday. Seoiambtr 27. lift 3 BG'S MONDAYS ARE SO, LIKE, TOTALLY EIGHTIES Uptown revives the decadent decade of our youth "You don't want to run these by Tim Funk slolf «centfK (songs) Into the ground," ex- I began to plained Young. "There's no 'new' wonder if there early 80s music, but I try to find as much as I can and each week I Nostalgia has so captured the was a nearby play something new." present generation that no sooner Certain standards tend to send do we exit a decade before we halfway house the Monday night crowd Into a revisit Its cultural hallmarks...or for disco addicts nostalgic craze with almost ritua- lack thereof. Case In point: "Ten listic energy. Young ranked Years After" night at Uptown, and Uptown "Safety Dance" by Men Without 162 N. Main St. Hats, "Come On Eileen" by Dex- Early 80s Is now a standard offered a sort of y's Midnight Runners, and any dance theme every Monday night "therapy." As number by the Gash, Blondle, at Uptown, replacing the sadly- Duran Ouran, and the Go-Go's retired "Motown Night." It Is an far as dance among these staples. effort to attract the younger col- Listening to the Bee Gees play- lege students seeking a more re- fever goes, this ing in the background, I pon- cent groove than Motown. floor became dered what force could allow Uptown disc Jockey John such well-burled culture to live Young noticed the senstlonal re- hallowed on. birth of the early 80s on dance "People take It seriously, but In floors while visiting several big ground on a fun way," said Young. He then dance clubs around Chicago. Monday night. showed me a full list of requests Young adopted the early 60s which some fans assembled be- theme at Uptown last April to fore coming to Uptown. "I get usher In the missing crowd. "We get a lot of people from the several of these every Monday," Judging by the throng at Up- Tuesday crowd, because this he added. town a couple of Mondays ago, night Is kind of novel," Young Although post-punk thrives at who clapped, formed chains, and said. Uptown, the closest samples of sang along with Frankle Goes to I began to wonder If there was punk to grace the floor are the Hollywood and other decadent a nearby halfway house for disco Clash and Devo. The problems Eighties songbird Dtbblt Harry/top); pop heartthrobs. Andrew Kldgley and staples of decade-old radio. I addicts and Uptown offered a Georgeueorge asicnaeiMichael of01 nnmm^iniuui*/;Wham!(mtddlel Sophomorejvymrniw* ivyPop vi«.ifCulture ...^,major.t.. ..«..Ken that accompany slam dancing a la Oallaaer. and Elizabeth Undentrom Wayne. Ohio at Early Eighties Night at would call "Ten Years After" a sort of "therapy." As far as dance Tuesday night are non-existent Uptownfbottom). successful venture. fever goes, this floor became hal- on Monday. The crowd responds 'Ten Years After" flyers will lowed ground on Monday night. with non-violent rituals like train "It's more laid back and there's hear this muslc.lt has one of the soon spread around campus to Standard songs draw the dan- dances. One fellow even saluted better dance music," she said. best DJs I've ever heard." Invite a wider audience to Up- cers, but Young attempts to vary "Ten Years After" with a leisure Elizabeth Linden, of Fort I strolled home humming a A town on Monday. Monday regu- the play list, even If It means dip- suit, said Young. Wayne. Indiana, believes "Ten Flock of Seagulls tune. It was con- lars are mainly loyal followers of ping into the late 70s for some Buffy Gourley, a senior nursing Years After" Is worth a two-hour tagious. In a world where every- Uptown's alternative dance disco gems...or even'Barry Manl- major and Monday night regular, drive. thing new Is old again, I suppose agenda on Tuesdays and Fridays. low. enjoys the flashback. "It's the only place you can It's the only thing that's sane. DON'T DRINK AND DRIV€! KAPPA DELTA IS PROUD TO ANNOUNCE. Our 1991 Fall Pledge Class: HOWARD'S club H Irina .Armstrong OCim .Moore 210 N. Main 352-9951 JAmy Sell Maureen J»k.T»nald £ori fienninjjhojj Erin wMcOtugh .Lauren Bruno Sue Bettit Jenny Durkey Brooke tPtetcher Sept. 27 & 28 JHeXisa Cox Month 9UIMI J^nissa Ellison 3ane.se. GET ATOMIC METAL BASS! ROCK GOSSIP FROM Bed's Atomic Dustbin God Fodder Fnrtive/ColnmbU THE BLACK SWAMP The latest crew of Next Big Brits features guitar feedback PISCES POWER: Rockflsh, a make their debut tonight at 6:30 that's urgent and Innocent at the five-piece rock-a-rama from at the Student Services Building. same time. We're talking hooks Nashville will dive Into Good DOING THE DEVIL'S WORK : that might as well have velcro on Tymes tonight and swim to Fran- Local combo Satan Tortilla has 'em. And look-at-me lyrics which ce's tomorrow night. The fish- been raising a few eyebrows with find release In the Joy/horror of boys feature guitarist Phil Makes, their shock tactics and vocal dis- lovewar — both whimsical brother of local six-string celeb tortion tricks. The band features ("You're telling me/It's In the Anthony Makes (Braille Radio, Scott Kramer (XHOA, Scabb). Si- trees...It's not/It's Inside me" Random Soul) and have been de- mon Luke (WBGU. Escaped Fetal from "Grey Cell Green") and not scribed as "pop-oriented alterna- Pigs). Jose Luna (Groovemaster), ("We've got verbal constipa- tive rock...from later Replace- Eric Wallach. and a "mystery tion/Let's start throwing things" ments and REM to Tom Petty." guitarist" who destroys his In- from "Throwing Things"). They'- Their NW Ohio gigs will serve as strument after every gig. re harder than the Manchester tune-ups for the band's appear- crowd and softer than Seattle's ance at the highly-touted New YOU ARE THERE: Frankle's. Sub Pop army —which Is a damn South Music Festival In Atlanta 308 Main, Toledo, hosts the New good way to sound when ya think next weekend. They're opening Duncan Imperials tonight and the about it. Great name, too. for Deep End tonight and Love Love Cowboys with Rockflsh on - Frank Esposlto Say hello to Ned's Atomic Dustbin. Cowboys tomorrow, so get there Saturday. Good Tymes kicks on Metallic. early and take the plunge. Friday with Deep End and Satur- Metallic! Ride The Lighting, and typical Not a lot of new ground Is cut ACADEMIA ROCKS : In a day with Splderfoot. The Cy- Elektra here, but the band's fans will not grunge a la Master of Puppets. freaky academic sidebar. Flash press, 2430 Laskey, rocks Toledo You've heard It In dorms, pass- be disappointed. Metalllca Is a James Hetfleld's lyrics are al- You Buddha, an outfit fronted by with Andromada both Friday and ing cars and from WBGU to ven- most predictable, but !< Is dear smorgasboard of the styles Metal- Graduate Student Senate presi- Saturday nights. Blltzen will be at erable, stolid. WIOT. Metalllca Is still rocking for them- llca pioneered on earlier albums, dent Rlcardo Fraser and former Howard's Club H on both nights And for good reason. This self- selves and no one else. This Is under the new direction of pro- GSS prez Wayne Berman will also. titled LP. Ifetalllca's fifth official ducer Bob Rock (The Cult). The something to say about any rock full-length release, does nothing Inhuman riffs of...AndJustice release today, and certainly why to hurt the reputation of one of For All ate evident here, more Metalllca fans are so loyal In the HE'S GONE AND SAD I AM rock's historic greats. melodic, Introspective songs per first place. A generation mourns the passing of childhood hero Dr. Seuss -J.C. Kohlstrand Just can't do It like the MAN. I 3rd Baa* by Molthow Donamon "Pep Goes The Weasel" (single) guess that's the point, though. No BG News editorial editor *"HZs0«tt Def Jan/Colombia one before or since will ever be 3rd Bass have homered with able to do It like Theodor (Dr. HEY... What or* you doing this one, which Is destined to be- Seuss) Gelsel. Saturday Night? come one of the season's most Have you noticed the sad faces I made green eggs and ham Come fo Quarters in Penysburg and show your college ID. and re- Ironic gems. Its lyrics dls rappers on campus today? once when I was a kid because of cieve Vi off ol your second meal when you purchase the first one at who sell out for pop success, a It's because Dr. Seuss passed Seuss. Two fried eggs, slice of an equal or greater value. Plus there is always live entertainment at common enough stance for rap- away. ham, and about a quart of food 10:00! pers who remain to remain polit- "Major bummer, man; he was coloring. Hours: 11:00 a.m. - 2:30 a.m.. Monday - Saturday & 11 - 7 Sundays ically correct (or "hard" In the pretty cool," To be honest, that was my sec- • Shoppes at RiverPlace • St. Rtes. 25 & 475 • rap vernacular) and a bold move I hear the voices say walking ond attempt. First time around, I • Perrysburg • 874-5020* Kitchen til 2.00 am ■ See Review, page 8. around school. tried to use mouthwash for the Forty seven books Seuss wrote green coloring. That was how and drew Seuss provided me with one of Illllllllllllllllllll IIIIIIIIIIIIJJ And through them our own my most valuable life lessons — Imaginations flew. never pour a substance with a Fast Times, Big Laughs and Free Pizza! He could rhyme anything, high alcohol content Into a hot even "corduroy" or "orange" frying pan. At least not If you still Awww, dammit...I quit. No more crappy verse from me. I ■ See Seuss. page 8. HEY BUD LETS PARTY! It».. Ih. DaltM 1 gainst tha XXXXJgO Campus Pollyeyes j& vj, Jr* 440 I. Court <* 1 Largo 1 Horn Pino and ANIMAL UWUfE 2 Large. Papporoni 1 ordar of Iratidsllxs Free pjggflclb* at Plxxai »so▼ •*»»»no Midnight*"•' Attar $7.00 10:00 & Midnight Expire 10-1M1 8:00 Only Expires 10-1S41 midnight 2 Small Papparonl 3 Largo Ordors of Plow ac« $1.50 Admission - 2lO MSC •4.08 $6.00 Attar Midnight Alter MkMgtit Expire 10-1M1 iiiiiiiiiMiiiiiiimmniiniminniiii] orders 12.00 Expire 14-1 Sal MM. mnnnr IT. itti ■ Somebody's Watching Me: SEEING EYE-TO-EYE WITH LOCAL PRIVATE INVESTIGATORS Story by J.J. Thompson Photos by Jeff Radcliffe Don't look now, but someone employee when he steals." Ippo- about." Cotner said. "College students sometimes are seeking additional Informa- could be watching you. Uto said. "Police departments IppoUto added that more em- do background checks on poten- tion, they arc also doing more to In these times of doubt and don't have time to handle In- ployers are hiring him because tial boyfriends and girlfriends," protect their privacy. Huston said suspicion, everybody from em- ternal thefts. That's why busi- they can no longer legally screen he said. most are becoming more aware ployers to boyfriends/girlfriends nesses call us more." applicants with polygraph tests. Students also ask Huston to lo- of what their rights are and arc to universities wants to Insure Businesses now depend on back- cate old friends they've lost con- doing their best to guard them. they're getting the facts, and Employers are not paranoid ground checks to reveal past tact with and can't locate under "There's a trend now for peo- they're using private In- when they do background criminal record* or false claims normal channels. The friends arc ple to guard their privacy more." vestigators to get them checks, according to Steve Cotner on applications. usually located by chocking he Mid. "More people are checking of Corporate Intelligence, a Per- IppoUto said he Is often hired social security and driver's li- Although people seem to be people out In terms of creden- rysburg-based firm. Host of his to do survellance on workers cense number*. susplcous and need to find out tials." said Pat Huston of North clients come to him after trouble compensation cases where em- what others are doing. Cotner American Intelligence Corps, a occurs, and want to prevent any- ployees who should be working Huston said he never asks said they arc net paranoid. Toledo Investigation firm. "They thing from happening again. are still on the payroll. clients why they want the Infor- Overworked police departments like to see people arc who they "Usually they come to us after "(There Is) an Increase In peo- mation so he could not elaborate do not have the time to handle say they are." they've been stung with a major ple staying on the payrolls who on any cases. cases they once did and people Many hire detectives to pre- lawsuit or an employee steals should be going back to work." "It's centered around on what arc turning to detectives to help vent costly problems, Frank Ippo- from them and they don't want It he said. we can do," he said. "If* really them Instead. llto of Cleveland's FJ. IppoUto to happen again," he said. Host private Investigators nol of Interest to us why you "Time* have changed." he and Associates said. Employers work with corporations. law- want It or what you want to do ■aid. "Law enforcement doesn't can no longer depend on police to After the background checks firms, and Insurance companies, with H." have the time to work on specific Investigate theft cases and now arc completed, employers but some do handle cases for col- problems so they come to us." rely on detectives to make sure usually find they had good lege students. This doesn't hap- Cotner said he has worked IppoUto agreed they were not applicants do not have criminal reason to double check the appli- pen often since private detectives with several clients for a "myr- paranoid or overreacting, but he records before they are hired. cants' claims. charge as much as S70 an hour iad" of reasons. This Includes did think people were taking "If* a whole lot smarter to "In pre-cmploymcnt checks, and case* often last 60 to 90 cases for and against the Univer- more preventive measures. spend S75 to check the back- 60 percent of the time we find days. However. Huston said sity, but Cotner said he could not "I think there Is a little more ground of an employe* than to something they've neglected to some do ask him to check out the comment on them. caution on the part of some peo- spend S10,000 to prosecute an tell their prospective employer people they date. At the same time Individuals ple." he said. .vjjjj-jrv«i»«ra.w«,*««r«w< trtmn .*».•?. • Friday. Septsmtwr 27. 1991 TMMMKa Get set to explore the brave new Try as you might, you just world of CD trivia with Doctor Dave by Dave iaiklnd can't defend 'Defenseless' The Incredible College ol Musical Know- ledge having an affair with her smooth- by David Huffman talking client, Steven, whom she film critic believes Is Innocent. When she Dr. DAVE'S This week officially marked the learns that Steven Is married to start of Bowling Green's Autumn Elly (Mary Beth Hurt), her best of Our Rebirth, as proclaimed Barbara Hershey Is one of the friend from college, she ends the here at "Dr. Dave's Incredible most talented American actresses mm affair and discovers that he truly College of Musical Knowledge". MUSIC QUIZ working today. She has been Is guilty. You're probably asking now, nominated for an Oscar for her T.K. and Steven get Into a fight "How will this mind-blowing role In Woody Allen sHannah In his office which leads to her season affect me, but more im- and Her Sisters, and shown her breaking his nose and stabbing portantly, how will It affect Dr. skill In such films as Shy People. his arm. As T.K. runs from the Dave's life, goals, and energies?" 2. Who screamed "I Can't Drive and Beaches. In her new REVIEW building covered In blood, she Thank you for asking. I firmly be- 55"? film, Defenseless, she gives an- leaves evidence galore and the lieve this rebirth signifies a glo- Sophomore level-Two points other fine performance. girls are being used as the porn audience can't help but sense that rious new start, not just for me, each. actresses. Hershey's talent Is one of the more bad things are going to but for man (and woman) -kind as 3 What CD. hit Number Three many above-average things The father of one of these girls happen to Steven. a whole. It's a time for us to all In 1987 with "The Lady In Red"? trapped In a film which never Is going around In the best vig- When she returns to the office, come together as one people. 4. Who sang "Crumblln' Down" rises above mediocrity. Aa T.K., a ilante tradition, punishing those she finds Steven's dead body. Deep, huh? In 1983? defense lawyer, Hershey finds i responsible for the corruption of She calls the police and they end Back to the music world, this herself representing a rich real his daughter. After he beats the up arresting Elly, who In turn week's winner Is Calvin & Hob- Junior level-Three points each. estate tycoon Involved In a por- director, T.K.'s client becomes hires T.K. to defend her. As T.K. bes fan, Jason Holland. Way to 5. Who hit the Top 10 In 1983 nography ring. To add a touch of the next target. 1 ■ Sec Defense, page 8. go, Jason. The answers to last with "Come Dancing ? sleazlness to the film, underage Naturally. T.K. has been week's 'psychology' quiz are: 6.FU1 In the CD. In Dan Hart- 1 .Duran Duron 2.Suzanne man's 1984 Top 10 hit: "I CD. jjiimimiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii iiiiiiimgj Vega 3.The Bangles 4.Robert About You"? Palmer 5.Peter Gabriel 6. Def Leppard 7.Anlmotlon 8.Rockwell Senior level-Four points each. 9.Ltndesy Buckingham 10. "Who 7 What CD. sang on D-Mob's Can It Be Now?" by Hen At Work 1990 Top Ten hit, "C'Mon And To enter our dandy little quiz, Get My Love'? simply send your name, address, 8. What CD. hit the Top 10 In phone number, answers, and 1991 with "Where Does My favorite talk show host to "Dr. Heart Beat Now"? Dave's Quiz." c/o 214 West Hall Graduate level-Five points or drop It In the wooden box In each. 210 West Hall before 8 a.m.. Wed.. Oct. 2, 1991. 9 What woman put "You Can't CDs revolutionized music and Deny It" Into the Top 20 In Cover pushed the 8-lrack Into a blur 1990? $1 - 21 and older from our childhood. (Yeah, It did 10. What CD. was featured on Next to the Clazel Sept. 27th & 28th S3 -19 and 20 the same thing to Ws. but I liked David A. Stewart's Top 20 hit 6-tracks better.) So, let's salute from 1991. "Lily Was Here"? OE llllllllllllllllllllllll III! some famous CD. s from the world of music. (All songs or This week's winner Is the singers will contain the Initials proud recipient of an OFFICIAL by LI Morton CD. somewhere In their name.): Dr. Dave diploma as well as a Freshman level-One point FREE promotional cassette from THE FlEBE* ttfJPE TO BALANCING Yo«ft 4ttf 6KP0** each. Finders Records and Tapes, lo- I .What band wanted a "Couple cated at 128 N. Main. Don't YOU OCT T»4ET»eA -KII *»er N« (-. at 7 li <.1 I300MIDMOHD SSscats vn 126 W. Woostor St. 353-5386 OCT. 4th BACKDRAFT Open: Monday thru Saturday 12-6 T* Friday. Saplemder 27.1M1 7 Welcome to the first of four editions of Voices In My Head, the Insider's showcase for student poetry and fiction. The number of submissions was overwhelming. I was afraid I would only get one or two bad poems about someone's dead cat. Instead, every time I saw VOICES IN Insider editor Frank Esposlto, he handed me another stack of poems and stories.^ Unfortunately we aren't able to print all of them because of space limitations. The poets here cover a variety of subjects, and represent a wide range of styles. The only thing they really have In common Is originality. They all showed me something I had never noticed before, or never thought of In quite the same way. I'd like to thank everyone who submitted. I encourage those who didn't get published to submit again for the next edition, which should be appearing In \ MY HEAD mid-October. Jennifer Sailer, Poetry/Fiction Editor goodnight Brother Jed euery night He stands before 1 go to sleep Am I So... chessie in the midst 1 brush my mouth of a taunting clear of all During the night sometimes. ring of flesh on the balcony outside my bedroom window. the lies 1 hear Sue creep toward boldly grasping his battered stands a lonely stranger. hateful words the door black shield. the heels of his italian shoes seductiue whispers Rnd look up. click endlessly as he paces the redwood planks. Ulhat's the matter? Archaic passages he tips his fedora 1 wash off 1 had that dream again- roll off his lips in the direction of a train's distant hum the makeup like sweat off for he knows of the pain 1 hide behind James Bond drops down onto the sinning spectators wrought by one locomotiue's ay. exposing the scars the balcony whom he lashes out a piercing whistle. left by And sweeps her off at with his a mother's frantic prayer broken friendships her feet. stinging pink sword. clothespins released from a panicking grip deception She sighs the long sigh splintered on hardwood infidelity Rnd giues the -Kelly Schnuth- exciting the dogs to the possibility of supper. OHIGOSH! look I take out stunned amidst the chaos, he just couldn't react, the expressionless boy. my contacts Euery goddamn night. a mere reflection of the stoic faces on copper coins. Two Mule and can no longer see I deal with Deer Caught yes. it is he who haunts my sleep. all the things 1 her fantasy in the Ozarks singing the songs of famished beasts shouldn't have Of Sean Connery dressed in that and of moonlit copper coins tossed hastily to trains. same black outfit hi I am going to screw you- then 1 wrap has on in Ggldfinger You're not going to -Mary Elizabeth Glimore- myself up in But I can handle it. screw me. my dreams Let me straddle for the when She still liues with me. power position. 1 have no face I'm tired of feeling like the ataU -Joe Gaston- helpless doe. Euer pursued by the -Christine Form - lustful buck. The feelings for me were stifled. But no longer will I feel like ABOUT JJfflOR a sponge Kelly Schnuth Is a junior Creative Writing major from Portage, Ohio. Smashed, wet and Christine Forrer is a senior Creative Writing major from Orville, Ohio. lonely. Mary Elizabeth Glimore is a senior Creative Writing major from West lake, Ohio. Joe Gaston is a senior Secondary English Education major from Franklin, Ohio. -Joe Gaston- • fruni. 17. 1M1 Franklin Park Mall has museum for the masses lector's corner which Includes o- copper lion-head frieze featured by Mike Hackney rlglnal works by area artists. The on the museum's roofllne. contributing writer store will also act as a promo- Several reproductions of ancient tional agent for the museum and art sculpture stored within the Its programs. museum's collections will also be Lo and behold, In an age when "The main reason we opened featured. most Americans consider a day the store Is to Increase the num- of credit card indulgence at the ber of Museum memberships be- Fear not shoppers. If It's possi- mall their major source of rest ing sold," Barbara Van Vleet, ble that In your mad frenzy to In- and relaxation from the "real Public Information Officer for the crease wardrobes and CD collec- world," the Toledo Museum of museum, said. tions, you feel that you have ne- Art presents a new way to "get glected the "finer things in life," cultured." "We need something to cut all Is not lost. Perhaps after The museum announced plans down on operational costs (of the browsing the new store for a for a late October opening of a Museum)," Van Vleet added. while, we'll find ourselves unable Museum Store In the center court "When you consider things like to quench our newfound thirst of Franklin Park Mall gas. lighting, etc., (costs) tend to for artistic beauty. Some of us In addition to a variety of mer- add up." may even trade In our Saturday chandise Including art-related afternoon shopping sprees for stationery, books, posters, and The store's looks will be en- museum memberships. Hopeful- toys, the shop will feature a col- hanced by a reproduction of the ly, we'll be better people for It. 11 ■ From Seuss. page 4. live with parents who can ground fans, he taught lessons In the There are million of kids across you. dangers of nuclear proliferation the globe who know the same That's another beauty of Seuss' ("The Butter Battle Book") and thing you and I have known since work. He wasn't Just some environmental destruction ("The our kindergarten teacher read to rhymer who told little whimsical Lorax"). You walked away from a us all those years ago. Insider/Greg Woison stories — some fly-by-nlght Seuss book knowing a little bit A few of the mssttrpleces mvallmble it the Frmnklln Pirk Hell Toledo Maurice Sendak. Instead. Seuss more, understanding a little bit Seuss U the MAN. Museum of Art Store. was an author of content. To his more. ■ From Defense, page 6. few tense moments arise as T.K. plot twists. However, these good ■ From Review, page 4. Investigates the case, and docs becomes the new target of the en- aspects of the script are hindered for the two-thirds white 3rd Bass. dly an uncommercial artist as her best to keep her name off the raged father, who could very eas- by the parts that Just don't work The Irony hits when the killer Gabriel Is undoubtedly not suspect list, family secrets that ily be Steven's killer. — such as T.K. 's scenes In which hook from Peter Gabriel's "Sled- wasted on 3rd Bass • In the con- Elly has tried to keep hidden be- Unlike most mysteries, the she talks to herself. gehammer" comes flying out of clusion of the song's video, the come evident Identity of the true killer Is not to- While the film offers a lot of nowhere and absolutely propels From this point on. 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