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VOL. XCVN-NO. 20 LAWRENCE UNIVERSITY. APPLETON. WISCONSIN 54911 FRIDAY. MAY 7, 1982

C elebrate! C elebrate! C elebrate! by Toni Nizzi The Main Stage on Union Hill with a performance from 8 p.m. Memorial Union. Dancer Geol North Entry (Liquid Sunshine: and will feature rhythm and blues, to midnight. Weirs and pianist Scott Killian Union/Viking Room) 12:00 Tom Barney country and top-40 rock music. The seven-story high, 50-feet will present a dance lecture- p.m.-12:45 p.m. T.B.A.; 1:00 CELEBRATE! Lawrence The headliner this year will be in diameter Budweiser hot-air demonstration. Like most of p.m.-l:45 p.m. Anacrusis; 2:00 University’s annual rite of spr­ Albert Collins and The balloon will be tethered in the Celebrate; it is free and the p.m.-3:15 p.m. Dixieland Jazz; ing, will take place at noon on Icebreakers from the Chicago Main Stage area. If conditions public is invited. 3:30 p.m.-5:00 p.m. Nedobeck’s Mother’s Day, May 9th, on the area. Collins’ latest album, are favorable, rides may ascend Celebrate! ’82 promises to be Scat Jazz; 5:15 p.m.-6:00 p.m. Lawrence Campus. The entire “Frozen Alive,” was nominated for a small donation. a warm event. Last year, with DeMichele and Stockwell Vocal campus is encouraged to come for a Grammy in the blues The Cafe Mudd, in front of temperatures hovering near for­ Jazz Ensemble; 6:15 p.m.-7:00 and sample the entertainment, category this year. the Seeley G. Mudd Library, ty degrees, 10,000 brave souls p.m. Bruce Huron & The Jazz the artists and crafts and the Two other blues acts, the will feature students Janet found fun and shelter on the All-Stars. Place, John Mullarkey, and Cyd Lawrence University Campus. CLASSICAL STAGE-Main Robbins, Lawrence graduate “We have developed a weather Hall - South Entry (Liquid Sun­ and now professional musician plan that accommodates our shine: Downer B) 12:00 Dan Bern from Chicago, and stages and artisans,” said Tom p.m.-12:45 p.m. Brass Quintet; the talented Madison folk duo Lonnquist, associate dean of 1:00 p.m.-l:45 p.m. Chamber Bums and Lonnquist. campus life. “We prefer sun­ Singers; 2:00 p.m.-2:45 p.m. The Children’s Area will be shine, but sometimes the Cello Duets; 3:00 p.m.-3:45 p.m. complete with puppet and weather gods cry on Mother’s General Music-Flute, Piano, magic shows, whiteface pain­ Day. Huge circus tents and Voice, etc.; 4:00 p.m.-4:45 p.m. ting, pony and buggy rides, a cooperative crowds keep the Saxophone Quartet; 5:00 maypole, dunking booth, mime, rain from dampening our p.m.-5:45 p.m. Classical Pot­ pourri. balloons, a Chinese dragon, the parade. Celebrate! is just a PERFORMANCE ART Great American Paper-Making great day.” Union Green (Liquid Sunshine: Machine, and the popular chalk- MAIN STAGE-Union Hill Union/Coffeehouse) 12:00 p.m. a-lot program. Any child who (Liquid Sunshine: Fraternity Gershwin The Mime; 1:00 p.m. chalks a picture on a sidewalk Quad) 12:00 p.m.-l:30 p.m. The Actors Collective-Lawrence block will get a certificate for a R&B Cadets; 1:35 p.m.-3:05 University’s Unacclaimed Im- free chalk-a-lot ice cream cone. p.m. Albert Collins & The Ice provisational Comedy Revue; The Jazz Stage will feature Breakers; 3:10 p.m.-4:40 p.m. 2:00 p.m. Directors & Ac­ Don Nedobeck’s Scat Jazz C urly ’s H at Band; 4:45 tors/Lawrence University group from Milwaukee. Arts-in- p.m.-6:15 p.m. Marvin & The . Theatre Department; 4:00 p.m. the-Park goers may remember Dogs; 6:15 p.m. Miller Lite Tug- MEOW-Northwestern Univer­ him from last year. The remain­ Of-War; 6:20 p.m.-7:05 p.m. The sity’s Acclaimed Improvisa- ing slots will be filled by Yard Apes; 7:10 p.m.-7:50 p.m. tional Comedy Revue; 5:00 p.m. Lawrence University jazz com­ i-dots; 8:00 p.m.-12:00 a.m. MEOW & Actors Collective. bos. Sierra. CHILDREN of paradise. CHILDREN’S AREA 1:45 Throughout the afternoon, CAFE MUDD-S. G. Mudd p.m., 2:30 p.m., 4:30 p.m. Magic food and drink that make up a R&B Cadets and Marvin and charcoaled stysh kebabs, hot Library (Liquid Sunshine: Show by Frederic Trobaugh; 10 year tradition. The festival the Dogs, both from the pizza, espresso coffee and Downer C) 12:00 p.m.-12:45 3:30 p.m. Bruce Hetzler Magic offerings have been expanded Milwaukee area, also will per­ tortes, egg rolls, crepes, gyros, p.m. Burns & Lonnquist; 12:50 Show; All Day: Gershwin The this year to include a classical form. The area’s finest country malt beverges, wine, soft drinks p.m.-l:50 p.m. Janet Place ’82; Mime; Dunking Booth; stage and performance arts rock will be provided by Curly's and ice cream will be available 1:55 p.m.-2:40 p.m. Dan Bern Armenrah Loving/Mime; area, in addition to the main, Hat Band. The group Sierra on the grounds. The sidewalks ’81; 2:45 p.m.-3:45 p.m. Michele Chalk-a-lot; Buggy Rides; jazz, and folk stages. will close out the Main Stage in front of Main Hall will be lin­ Lucas ’82 and Jeff Bissell '82; Horse & Carriage Rides; ed with arts and crafts booths. 3:50 p.m.-4:35 p.m. Burns & Parachute Games; The Great A pre-Celebrate! event will Lonnquist; 4:40 p.m.-5:40 p.m. American Paper Machine; Pony occur Saturday from 6-8 p.m. in Cyd Robbins '82; 5:45 p.m.-6:30 Rides; D.G.’s Face Painting; p.m. Dan Bern ’81. Lonquist resigns Riverview Lounge of the Painting Japanese Dragon; Associate Dean for Campus Life Tom Lonquist has become the JAZZ STAGE-Main Hall - Puppet Making. third Lawrence administrator this year to announce his resigna­ tion starting at the end of this academic year. “Basically,” explain­ ed Lonquist, “it’s no ill will against the institution. I ’ve had a great experience here. It has probably been the most enjoyable job Ices and preaches I ’ve ever held. At the same time there’s not a lot of upward mobili­ ty.” John Duffey the House of Representatives, compromise between the Next week, Lonquist sincerely promised to give the Lawrentian The science of Public Policy which is 60% democratic,^ reflec- Houses, Houses, the the budget budget bill bill is is pass- pass- an exclusive interview detailing his future plans (and predicting Analysis was created in an at- tin g the 60-40 edge of «1. ^" it goes to tothe the President. President, the height of his son Andy at the age of eighteen.) tempt to bridge the gap bet* democrats in the House. Once Normally , says Melbourne, ween theory and practice in the ______by that time the President decision making process. Ap- propriately, a man versed in ' both theory and practice. Rob ^(Hfe Milbourne. gave a Public Policy Musical Tuesday lecture Tuesday night in Main £ By Stacey Schmeidel styles. The concert will open Hall on “ Issues in the Current Violinist Charles Treger will with the Trio Sonata in Bb Ma­ State Budget.'' Mr. Milbourne return to the Lawrence campus jor by C.P.E. Bach. The piece’s degret's in to present a concert this Tues­ title is deceptive, as the work Economics at Yale and in MMMHBbI day, May 11, at 8:00 in Harper requires not three but four f*tiblic at Madison. He ^ Hall. The concert, Treger’s players. Baroque trio sonatas has served under Governors third and final appearance at were written for two solo*in­ Lucy and Schrieber and now is Lawrence this year, has long struments and a continuos ac­ director of corporate planning been in the making. For this companiment, which consists of for Kohler Corporation. performance, Mr. Treger will be a bass instrument and Milbourne outlined the joined by several Lawrence keyboard. Flutist Terri Sund- federal budget-making process students to present “An Even­ berg will join Mr. Treger on the and compared it to that of i ing of Chamber Music.” solo lines, while cellist Stacey state government. Normally To be selected to perform in Schmeidel and harpsichordist the incoming president adopts, Tuesday’s concert, students Marty Butorac provide the ac­ with slight changes, the budget formed chamber ensembles and companiment. submitted by his predessesor, auditioned for a committee of Following this piece cellist but “this last time around, in c conservatory faculty members Frank McKinster and pianist very unique way, President early third term. Students were Gigi Plautz will join Mr. Treger Reagan decided that the budget P R A C T IC A L Milbourne theorizes. responsible for choosing the in the first movement of the presented by the Carter ad­ piece they wished to perform Beethoven Trio No. 1, opus 1. ministration for fiscal year the bill passes the House, it finds the bill acceptable since a with Mr. Treger. The auditions This trio reflects the youthful 1982 was not satisfactory...so goes to the Senate Finance lot of compromising has taken were perfromed without the energy of Beethoven’s early he submitted an entire ne£' Committee (now headed by place during the process.” violin part, although Mr. Treger works. 1982 budget." This was the on­ Robert Dole) and then to the The Wisconsin state budget was present to hear the audi­ After intermission, we will ly time in Milboume’s recollec­ Senate floor where it is usually process is somewhat unique, says Milbourne. Instead of the tions. hear Deux Interludes by Jac­ tion that this had been done. heavily ammended. Finally, ex­ Tuesday’s program reflects a ques Ibert. Although the in­ The President’s bill goes to the plained Milbourne, the Con­ old “iine-item” budget, Wiscon- ference Committee works out a broad selection of muscial strumentation of the Ibert is Ways and Means Committee of continued page 8 continued page 3 Page 2 THE LAWRENTIAN Friday, May 7,1982

Member of the The ASSOCIATED L e tte r s . awrentian COLLEGIATE L PRESS g j 0 (306680) F razier sums it up Vol. XCVII—No. 18 Friday, May 7,1982 Phone«:Office: ext. 6768, Business Mgr., ext. 6863, Editor-in- Chief, ext. 6559. Published weekly during the school year, except It just doesn’t make any cents during examination periods by The Lawrentian of Lawrence University. Printed by The Bulletin, Inc. of Appleton. Deadline ends classes before Lawrence during one year. At most, for copy is 8 p.m. Wednesdey night. All copy handed into the To the Editor, Lawrentian must be typed, tu t names may be omitted upon re­ I would like to address this does. heating bills could not and quest. Yearly subscriptions $9.00, overseas airmail $21, seamail letter to all those in the ad­ The implications of all these would not be affected by the $8. Second class postage paid at Appleton, Wisconsin. ministration concerned with the fitures are that a vast majority academic change. planning of the academic year of all the enrolled college Course planning, though, for Lawrence University—will students in the three-state area would be affected since on the someone please change the are out of school and summer present schedule, Term II academic calendar so that LU job-hunting 2 to 6 weeks before would have to run over can get out at the same time as we can make any commitments Christmas Break. But, by view fpom tlie most other schools! The reason for work. Moreover, since changing to either a 4-1-4 or behind this request is simply Lawrence is one of the fourth or straight semester program and economics. Dear old Larry U. is fifth most expensive of schools proportionately increasing the now charging its students ap­ in the ACM, we, the people who course load this problem could proximately $9471.00 per year need those summer jobs the be eliminated. As for course for room, board, tuition, books, most, are being told to stay an credit - that change with the in­ etc. In order to come up with extra month or so for class. crease in the number of courses that much money, some 52% of Simply put, how can the Ad­ taken in one session - would be, the student body at LU is on ministration justify that I have been told by the financial aid. For the rest of choice? registrar’s office, not a difficult that 9471.00 that isn’t covered Many employers want sum­ problem to solve. by financial aid and/or parental mer help early in the summer so In the end, then, the big ques­ support, Lawrence suggests that they can plan schedules tion is: “Can Lawrence Univer­ that one get a summer job. Fair and make the necessary ad­ sity justify raising costs and enough. But, with unemploy­ justments for staff vacations. expect students to hunt for ment standing at about 9% (the Thus, Lawrentians are fighting those few jobs that would be Pick up Switch highest it’s been since 1941), an uphill battle to start with in willing to hire summer help jobs for students are few and being able to make com­ over a month later? As costs and inflation continue to rise, No one who has witnessed or played the game of lacrosse could far between. To make matters mitments to possible employers regarding summer work. and jobs get fewer in number, I rightly call it a “civilized” oport. Though it lacks the vulgarity ofworse, though, in addition to football or rugby, it is indeed brutal, for easily and legally are the the tight job market Lawrence Lawrence is in this way, mak­ find it somewhat amusing that lacrosse stick converted into a club and the body into a ramrod. students are held back from ing it even harder on students the administration appears to Like football, rugby, or hockey, post-game finds Lax men counting those jobs anywhere from 2 to 6 in delaying summer much later. treat this subject rather of­ their gouges, bruises, scrapes, and aches and basking in the glory weeks by the present academic To make it tougher on us to find fhandedly. Gentlemen, let it go that accompanies the dangerous physical endeavor. Lacrosse is schedule. these essential jobs - to basical­ too far and you may find not (in most cases) a game for the fragile. An overview of the three- ly bite the hand that feeds you - yourselves out of a job and we Lacrosse's roughness comes as no surprise in view of the fact state area in which Admissions is asking too much with today’s without a good education. I that it was first played by that “savage” predecessor of ours, the concentrates its recruiting economic situation. What earnestly hope that the ad­ American Indian. The game, than called baggataway, was played shows that 72.4% of all four- would be hurt by starting and ministration responds to this regularly by the Iriqouis, Algonquin, and Cherokee tribes in the year, non-theological colleges ending on a more normal letter to the editor - for this was New England area. These “savages” used the game as a substitute and universities have schedules schedule? One complaint might its intended purpose - with one for war. Eyewitnesses, such as the artist George Catlin in the early that terminate before June 1 be that heating and cooling in kind, for to not answer would 1800’s, describe the Indians’ form of lacrosse as “a regular feature (Minnesota: 69.5%, Wisconsin: costs would be higher. I serious­ just strengthen the opinion (one of Indian life.” The games had considerable religious and 83.3%, Illinois: 64.3%). In addi­ ly doubt that this would happen that the administration seems prestigious significance and were preceded by numerous days of tion, of all the schools that considering that students have to foster) that it just doesn’t ritual and celebration. Played between opposing tribes, the games qualified for the survey, 87% of no air-conditioners to run up give a damn!! would last several days, use 800 to 1,000 players, and would the schools in Minnesota get electricity bills. As for heating Sincerely yours, stretch out onto a field several miles long. Often the goal was the out before we do, along with costs, by starting earlier we Rob Frazier ’83 spot occupied by the enemy’s medicine man, and though only the 81% in Illinois and, finally, could possibly save money if braves were allowed to actually participate, the squaws got into every other school in Wisconsin the winter was especially long the act by chasing the loafers and thrashing them with hazel swit­ ches. Aside from technological advances, the game hasn’t changed Alum angry — ogre outraged much in the last couple hundred years. It is doubtful that these Redmen used plastic helmets or bitched, as Rodney Jamieson To the editors: Downer in the Seeley G. Mudd bylines. Sure its fun to read ar­ does, when they broke their new STX sticks, but it is probable that I was greatly disappointed in library is certainly more than ticles by the “Yard Ape.” but certain of them performed as deftly as Tony Brown, as quickly as the editorial which appeared in “two old tom and frayed felt what if you don’t know about Jimmy Hindle, and as commandingly as Spoon Weatherall. the April 9, 1982, issue of The hats.” Downer’s rare book col­ the newest musical sensation Supposedly the Indians’ games were terribly brutal. Broken Lawrentian, regarding “the lection was an extensive addi­ on the Lawrence Campus. legs and arms .were common and deaths weren’t infrequent. With a distressing obscurity of the tion. Possibly this is just another thousand men playing at once however, it is not hard to imagine a name (Milwaukee-Downer) both A less visible, but more im­ ploy by the editorial staff so collision or two. Yet aside from one instance, where a certain tribe on and off campus.” Why portant contribution was the that the Lawrentain will receive used the game of baggataway as a decoy for the massacre of Fort didn’t the editors check the large financial endowment that some mail. Maybe John Duffy MichiUimacknic in 1763, the Indians, by using baggataway as a facts about Milwaukee-Downer allowed Lawrence to expand does not really believe what he substitute for war, were attempting, for some reason, to avoid before loading their guns? and continue as a highly rated is writing. My intention is not bloodshed. Lacrosse was their alternative. Far from the claim that college. It provided for the be single out John, but he is a Now it would be obnoxious to suggest that Great Britain and Downer’s “national reputation establishment of Academic prime example. I would like to Argentine place the fate of the Falkland Islands on the outcome of remains non-existent”, is the Chairs, which bear the names of see all the staff writers take a lacrosse game (though it might be amusing to see Margaret That­ fact that Downer was one of the women long associated with responsibility for what they cher get slapped with a one minute penalty for slashing Argentine first and oldest women’s college Milwaukee-Downer College. write, but until the Lawrentian President Leopoldo Fortunato Galtieri) but if the 18th century in the country—founded in As you certainly know by changes its policy I see no American Indian can find a substitute for war, why can’t the 20th 1848. It was recognized now, I am a graduate of reasons why letters to the century caucasian? Relatively, the stakes couldn’t have been any academically and known na­ Downer. It is not a long forgot­ editor should be signed. less then than they are now, unless one considers that the tionally. Many of its graduates ten college. It lives on in the Therefore, I will us my own Falklands are an important strategic point for an invasion of An­ are active and prominent today, hearts of many of us who pseudonym in signing this let­ tarctica. 20th century man has the advantages of instant trans­ in the fields of their choice. choose to show our loyalty to ter. continental communication, the United Nations, the threat of Milwaukee-Downer pioneered our college by contributing to Respectfully yours, nuclear war, A1 Haig, and supposedly “civilized” common sense,many programs for women, in­ the annual Lawrence Universi­ The Ogre yet even a week’s worth of on-the-spot negotiations couldn’t pre­ cluding Occupational Therapy. ty Fund Drive. vent two ships and about four hundred sailors from going down in Everything that Downer was I feel many of the alumnae the South Atlantic last week. and everything that Downer would be disturbed by the lack It is ironic that “civilized’’ men would kill each other when had, went to Lawrence College. of appreciation shown for the “savages” would just play lacrosse. Obviously20 th century man Contrary to the editors’ asser­ heritage of Milwaukee-Downer Resume Service is not afraid of bloodshed, but maybe he is afraid of his wife with a tion that “on campus and the continued support of •Selection of papers with hazel switch. (Milwaukee-Downer) is Lawrence University. matching envelopes represented only by a small The vital role that Downer •Usually while you wait room in Colman, roughly the has played in pioneering educa­ •Typing service size of the Appleton Greyhound Movie Screens...... Bergen and Doyle tion for women and the con­ Projector...... Hugh Delios bus station waiting room,” the siderable contribution to educa­ Opon Daily until 5:30 p.m. Light Bulb...... John Duffy presence of Milwaukee-Downer tion at Lawrence, should make Saturday* till Noon ...... J.B. Rees on campus can readily be soen. any female student proud to Aside from the sundial on Main Juit 5 blocks off campu* Focus...... Ted Chesky, Scott Cameron, Cindy Johnson. have a diploma bearing the M N. Apploton St. Robby Frazier, Nestle Schwartz. Tom Skinner Hall, the grandfather clocks name “ Downer College of 734-9997 Ticket Takers...... Nancy Prussing, Lynn Freiberg and other fumishing9, who Lawrence University. Film Frames...... Lizard, Sue Remillard, Tom Otten, could overlook the Teakwood Stacey Schmeidel, David Weber, Todd Wexman, Irene Serewicz. Sincerely, Room? The full cost of Vivian B. Stieg Rebel, Toni Nizzi, Nancy Olsen, Anne Thomas.Ogre, Doggy dismantling, moving and re­ Breath, Sleepy Hair, Andy Schmidt, Spoon, Tony Hurtig. installing the room in Downer Feature Attraction...... Sean McCollum Dear Editor, Commons for the benefit of Making-out in the back r e * ...... Jeff Wisser As a faithful reader of the lawrentians, was born by Lawrentian, I feel that I have Florescence...... Ann Louise Jacobson Downer alumnae. the right to express my opinion ThcNowPrintcrv The evidence of Milwaukee- about this paper’s policy on Friday, May 7,1982 THE LAWRENHAN Page 3 -— ------F e a tu r e s Time to give Ron credit Keystone K opp m ay graduate

must speak in aphorisms.” Apical Dominvs and a few of his movies (which I and the tree story made me upon an intensely intellectual “You’ve said a mouthful,” I No, you don’t see many long- was very impressed with), I think of religious experiences. discussion of cultural dif­ agreed. hairs around anymore. Long- wasn’t exposed to Dr. Seuss.” Ron told me of his varied ferences among the Slavic na­ Mr. Kopp left with papers hairs are out of style. Now What a kidder! It was like say­ religious background, how he tions, when we were interrupted you’re not respected unless you ing that except for The Sound had been raised a Catholic- by Anne Whalen, who had a few and books under his arm. For many, the day was at an end, have the neat, well-trimmed, and the Fury, and Absalom!, Lutheran-Baptist, how he had questions for Ron. “Why don’t but for him it was just beginn­ brisk, folded and ironed look. Absalom!, he had never heard undergone numerous rebirths you brush your hair?” she ask­ ing. This was to be the year The new look is symbolic of a of Faulkner. It was dawning at bible camps, and how he was ed. I hid my face in embarass- that he would graduate. Like new no-nonsense attitude. The upon me that Kopp was a continually haunted by a fear of ment at this banal question. I the other fifth year long-hairs, brief fling with fuzzy romantic library, not a student, and that going to hell. I asked him about hoped that he wouldn’t stalk idealism was officially ushered I could only, in so short a time, his present religious convic­ away, outraged. To my wonder, his graduation will not be cause for celebration among those out when Reagan was ushered hope to browse through the tions. he magnanimously replied, who know him. The impending in. There is no question about card catalog of his mind. My “I think religion is very im­ “I ’m an anarchist, and I like departure of Mr. Kopp leaves right and left, the edges are reverie snapped as I realized he portant, but I don’t like the in- my hair to embody the ideal of one biting his nails wondering sharp, and the goal is clear. anarchy.” what will happen to the Film Narcissism is flowering into Anne’s curiousity was not Society, to the Monday Night neo-nationalism, or in a dying satiated. “ Why is Charlie Blues Party tradition, and to society, into xenophobia. Chaplin your favorite actor?” Brokaw Hall itself. Ron won’t What does this have to do she asked. Ron’s acute critical soon be forgotten. He touched with Ron Kopp? A theory of world view had always been a many lives without putting history says that the subject of fascination to me, himself on a podium or stage. malcontents of one age become and I inwardly applauded He will be remembered not only the revolutionaries of the next. Anne’s question. for the large and varied collec­ I won’t call Ron a malcontent, “He’s funny,” Ron replied tion of things he has done at but he is, in a sense, an simply. I could only nod and Lawrence, but also for the huge anachronism, like the other smile at this lucid, laconic, and collection of work he has left un­ perfectly accurate answer. We long haired super seniors - done. Stone, Skoogs, Updike, had covered a lot of ground, but etc...These remnants of a dif­ one of Ron’s outstanding ac­ ferent era are important complishments had yet to be cont. from page 1 because they can, at any time, discussed. “Ron,” I asked, bubble to the surface of public “Why all the incompletes?” I life, like hidden containers of expected a detailed account of nuclear waste, and the what it was to be a tortured ar­ T reger demonstration that history is tist in a world obsessed with circular will be repeated. deadlines, of the pain of being a similar to that of the Bach trio, Armed with a Sony and a pit­ perfectionist and of his its light Spanish feel is in sharp cher of beer, I confronted Ron postulated fear of being judged. contrast to the driving Baroque in the Viking Room. He agreed “I ’m lazy,” he said instead.rhythm of the Bach. Mr. Treger to the interview, but I ’d have to “As I ’m saying this, I have will be joined in this piece by work fast. He was working on a several late papers I should be flutist Ellen Sayles and har- paper. Ron is always working working on.” Then, as if to give pischordist Marty Butorac. on a paper, but tonight it was at least a minor excuse, he told To close the program, Beth different. This paper was not D E P R IV E D of Dr. Seuss. me of his traumatic first term Halloin, French horn, and due until several hours earlier. freshman year, when he had Robin Mangold, piano, will per- He was weeks ahead of his nor­ was still listing titles of early stitutions connected with it. twelve papers to complete in from with Mr. Treger the mal schedule. This man, I was literature he had glossed: The Most of the artists whom I real­ ten weeks. “Ever since then, Adagio and Finale of the convinced, wanted to graduate. Sandy Koufax Story, The Willy ly admire were religious in some I ’ve stopped taking deadlines Brahms Horn Trio. This piece He had a sense of humour too. Mays Story, and so on. sense. Authors like Gogol, seriously,” he grinned. was probably intended as a re­ He joked that perhaps his life Later, he spoke of his Babel, Tolstoy, Dostoesvsky, Though it seemed as if no quiem memorial to Brahms’ story would be better printed as childhood, how, though not an Singer, Twain and Dickens.” time had passed, it was in fact mother, who died shortly before a 25* personal than as a feature exceptional athlete, his dream “Why are so many of them closing time, and I had to the piece was written. The tone story. Enough pleasantries, I had always been to excell in Russians?” deliver several incisive ques­ is one of melancholy resigna­ thought, and I pryed into his sports. Perrhaps, he mused, the “The Russians are really tions which would reveal much tion, and the horn is the major past. ‘‘Have you always, from discrepancy between his good at writing,” he replied. in a short time. Using the old vehicle for the mood of this your earliest years, been dreams and reality forced him “There is an intensity about formula I asked, “What do you lovely piece. obsessed with movies?” I ask­ into the imaginary world of the their subject matter the think of Leslie Kennedy’s red Tuesday’s concert is sure to ed. arts, where all dreams achieve a American writers don’t match. shoes?” be a special evening of outstan­ ‘‘I always wanted to be a sort of reality. But then, as if to But Russia hasn't produced “They have a certain ding music. Don’t miss this character in a movie,” he con­ retract these confidences, or at many great artists since the dynamism about them which is “Evening of Chamber Music” fessed. least to lighten the conversa­ early 1930’s. Art in the Soviet appealing to certain perverse by Charles Treger anti ‘‘Why, then,” I asked, ‘‘don’t tion, he said, “Baseball was my Union has been crushed for the natures,” he suggested. Then, Lawrence students! The con­ you audition for plays, join the big sport. I led my team in past thirty years, though the preparing to leave, he in­ cert starts Tuesday at 8:00. actor’s collective, get yourself home runs one year. I hit one.” Russians still have a great timated, “One thing about in­ There is no admission charge. on the boards?”1 was pulling I raised my eyebrows. desire to talk and a great terviews is that you feel you the shade from the window of “We weren’t a very good curiosity.” his soul. Was there, I wondered, team,” he continued. “ I think We were about to embark some dialectical dynamic in we lost every game. You can see operation paralyzing Ron’s the Charles Schultz influence.” creative process, some reservoir I was impressed with his ver­ of guilt which drove him to satility. He was equally comfor­ punish himself by avoiding table and conversant in the what he loved most? His worlds of sports, literature, film answer was startlingly simple: or music. This required energy, ‘‘I can’t act,” he said. ‘‘I I knew, and motivation. But slaughtered a scene of Lear what was the prime mover of once.” His reply caught me off this gregarious, anachronistic guard. My mind reeled as I hippy, suspended, like an ex­ groped for a new angle into his tinct insect, in the glassy amber personality. My brain went of time? blank, and I gazed into space, “ I ’ve never had any motiva­ trying to appear thoughtful. tion to do anything,” he Finally he rescued me. answered. As I digested this, he ‘‘Perry Mason was an early related an interesting tale from hero of mine. And Charles his youthful days. “A tree hit me in the head once,” he said. Schultz was one of the great in­ “I told my friend Jerry not to fluences in my early life.” He rattled off several titles, not ar­ climb it because it looked like it would fall. And it did fall down. rogantly, but with the con­ I was right. It bounced on my fidence of someone competent head three times. It was like in his Fun With Peanuts, P hone:739 1223 Good Old Charlie Brown, Slide, Prince Andre in War and Peace, when he was lying almost dead Charlie Brown, Slide! 2 2 3 E. C ollege A ve. Warming up, I querried, on the battle field, and everything, human existence, “What about Dr. Seuss?” ALL TEXTBOOKS RETURNS TO THE PUBLISHERS AFTER human vanity, individual ef­ “No,” he replied, “ I was depriv­ M A Y 8 th ed of Dr. Seuss. Only Charles forts to be successful, seemed Schultz. Except for Green Eggs meaningless. I think I had a and Ham, The Cat. In The Hat, similar experience when the tree hit me in the head.” Page 4 THE LAWRENTIAN Friday, May 7,1982 Features

M cCartney finally gets serious ^ HRûllrnnm Han/tinr* “Ballroom Dancing,”99 A a destined, by David Weber And if I said Pushing Pushing, Pulling The Pound is sinking no doubt, to hit the charts next! It has been almost a year and I really knew you well Pulling... The peso's falling is an up-beat ditty with a cat­ a half now since the death of What would your answer be? With one thing and another The lira's reeling chy melody and a largely John Lennon. For most of us, I f you were here today? It's a tug of war And feeling quite appalling... nonsensical lyric. The no matter what Time magazine Well knowing you We expected more The market's bottom has fallen humorous “Get It,” moreover, may have said of the infamous You'd probably laugh and say B ut with one thing and another right out a duet with the legendary Cari incident, it wasn’t “the day the That we were worlds apart.. We were trying to outscore And only the strong Perkins, is a country flavored music died,” for the music,that are survivors. tune with some guitar leads music, had died nearly ten It soon becomes apparent, straight out of “Honey Don’t.” years before. For most of us, however, that the economic col­ By it srmarkable variation on rather, it was a day when the lapse described is symbolic of a single though pervading media made a mockery of a the collapse of love in the melancholy mood—from the truely unfortunate event, made singer: majestic and beautifully an archetypal grotesque out of Here me lover crafted “Wanderlust,” to the a man, and ultimately made I can't be held responsible now dreamlike “Be What You See,” sheer violence into entertain­ For something that didn't to the pensive “Somebody Who ment. happen Cares”-Tug of War is, in this But at least for one person, I knew you for a minute... reviewer’s humble opinion, Mc­ Paul McCartney, the death of Only for a minute Cartney’s best solo effort to Lennon was apparently all too My heart hust wasn't date. Owing to George Martin, real and tragic. It caused him, in it anymore. the man responsible for the by his own admission, to Stevie Wonder joins McCart­ Beaties’ studio wizardry, the “change his view of things.” It ney on two of the tracks, album is impeccably produced: was, after all, though he and “What’s That You’re Doing?”the songs have been tastefully Lennon blew hot and cold in one and the top-ten hit, “Ebony and arranged and ordered and the another’s faces for years, the Ivory.” The former and by far musicianship is never sloppy or absurd death of his best friend. the superior of the two is pure perfunctory. Tug of War is, in It seems hardly surprising, funk, featuring a superb ex- short, an album made with care. then, that McCartney’s latest hange of vocal ad libs by the The effect of Lennon’s death album, Tug of War, is imbued two stars. And though it ad­ on McCartney’s music, with little of his characteristic mirably places the “tug of war’’ moreover, should not be middle-class optimism. Indeed, concept in the context of race overestimated. In all probabili­ the man who once made “Silly relations, “Ebony and Ivory” ty, Tug of War resulted from Love Songs” his artist anthem, “I still remember how it was each other has a stupid lyric nevertheless: McCartney’s desire to simply who purposely wrote only before,” McCartney sings as In a tug of war. Ebony and Ivory stifle his critics. As he confess­ frivolous music, asking, the song climaxes, “And I am And while the song is no doubt Live together in perfect ed in a recent interview with “What’s wrong with that?,” is holding back the tears no intended to comment on ex­ harmony Newsweek, some of the critics here a man who is, with a few more.” He adds simply, “I love perience in general, one can Side by side on my “hit home” when they con­ exceptions, personal, pas­ you.” hardly help thinking that Mc­ Cartney is also here alluding to piano keyboard demned him for being overly sionate, and melancholy. Oh Lord, why don't we? There is, in fact, only The orchestral title track sets his rivalry with Lennon. trite, whimsical, and flippant. the tone for the entire album, In A passionate song with Yet, dippy as the song is, the McCartney, it seems, does care one love song on Tug of War, presence of Wonder does much and it isn’t all that silly. it, the world is reduced to a violent changes of tempo, “The what people think of his music. figurative “tug of war” bet­Pound is Sinking” is, on first in­ to make it at least bearable. And what’s wrong with that? Reminiscent of the Beatle Of course, no McCartney classic, “Yesterday,” “Here To­ween competing and an­ spection, merely a song about In this day and age of rock and tagonistic sides: the world’s dire economic album would be complete roll poverty, absolutely day” is a stark and plaintive without a little flippant fun. statement to Lennon: straits: nothing. Andy Larsen talks about Heads

by Andy Larsen from critics to Saturday Night c’est?” into the microphone, post-Roxy Music style, while ing added former Parliament- Double Live albums often Live audiences, and promised Costello merely sneers and soft­ the long, drawn-out version Funkadelic members Bernie have been a way for bands to become one of the most in­ ly advises "it only takes my lit­ almost sounds like a Doors Worrell on clarinet and Busta stuck in the limbo between teresting bands to come out of tle finger to blow you away...” song. “Air,” in particular, could Jones on bass. The addition of mass popularity and cult status the New York new wave scene Side Two was done about two have come off Eno’s “Another Jones, who has since moved on to get the exposure needed for of the late ’70’s. Side One is a years later at the Capitol Green World” album, although to play with Gang of Four, gave large scale commercial success, mixture of some lesser known Theatre in Passaic, N.J. The it bears the unmistakable the band a much stronger and The Name of This Band is songs, such as the previously marks of David Byrne, as well. rhythm section, as did the ar­ Talking Heads, the latest effort unrecorded “A Clean Break”, Somehow, I don’t think anyone rival of percussionist Steve on the Sire label from David and cuts off the ’77 album could sing Byrne’s amusingly Scales. Another new face is Byrne and company, probably which had become instant neurotic lyrics half as well as he Adrian Belew, a progressive falls into this catagory. counter culture classics (“Don’t does himself. His over-the edge rock pioneer of sorts, having However, like a select few other Worry About the vocals also dominate on played with King Crimson Zap­ albums of this genre, it Government”, “Psycho Killer,” “Building on Fire” along with pa, and Bowie, among others. manages to overcome the pro­ etc.) All of the songs are some fine rhythm guitar work Two black female backup blems inherent in live recording listenable and remain fairly by he and Harrison. “Memories vocalists also appear on the and gives one a healthy dose of close to the light pop tone of the Can’t Wait” also uses this dou­ final two sides: Nona Hendryx, an uniquely energetic rock and initial album, while managing ble guitar lineup, much to the formerly of LaBell (remember roll band. The selections range to speed up the already fast delight of the Capitol Theatre “voulez-vous couchez avec moi, from songs of ’77, their debut tempo of Byrne’s works even audience. album, to cuts from 1980’s c’est soi”?) and Dolette more. Many of these songs (par­ On Sides Three and Four, the seminal work, Remain in Light, McDonald. ticularly “A Clean Break”) are band’s line-up is the same as Heads have assumed a which was their last effort This beefed up rhythm sec- highlighted by Byrne’s guitar before but Brian Eno is now drastically altered lineup, hav­ ensemble, and serve as an ex­ playing, and their quirkily listed as "assistant to the cont. on page 8 cellent documentary of the rhythmic nature clearly an­ Recording Crew.” The selec­ evolution of one of America’s ticipates the avante-garde/punk tions come mainly from the foremost avante-garde musical direction that the band (and “More Songs About Buildings W hy S h o p groups. many imitators) would take. and Food” and “Fear of Music” Side One, although it is not Chris Frantz’ drumming is ex­ albums and show the band THE CLOTH ESHORSE live, is characterized by the up­ cellent throughout, most beginning to break away from Resale Shop? tempo rhythmic undulations noticeably on “Pulled Up,” and the art school pretensions of and stream-of-conciousness Byrne’s vocal and guitar work their early work and moving in­ •Prices Are Lowest! lyricism that marks all of David carries the rest of the band. On to the unabashedly dance- •Fashions Are Current! Byrne’s work. This session was “Psycho Killer” their most oriented sound they have used •Quality Is Highest! done in a living room in famous song to date, the beat is in the last two years. The recor­ Maynard, Mass., which is of­ slowed down somewhat from ding quality is fairly good, con­ Shop Evenings Till 9 ficially listed as Northern the original version and Tina sidering the conditions it was Studios, and features the band Wymouth’s bass is given a done under, and the songs re­ in its original formation- louder mix, creating an main interesting, particularly You Can Afford vocalists • singer • song­ ominous, moody sound similar those on which Eno’s mark can To Be A Clotheshorse w m k writer • guitarist to that used by Elvis Costello in be seen. For example, on “Ar­ of Byrne being backed up by Tina his live-at-Hollywood High 45 tist Only” Harrison’s Weymouth on bass, Chris rpm version of "Watching the keyboards are given more em­ Frantz on drums and ex- Detectives.” Both songs play phasis and provide an excellent Clotfyiskom Mil waukean Jerry Harrison on on their melodramatic lyrics background for Byrne’s in­ kej’boards and guitar. At the very strongly, although in creasingly funked-out lead Thototrot to our low prieot It tKm i morthondlto It U f d , b u t It romolnt top quality nomo brondt In time of this recording characteristically different guitar riffs. The keyboard work ontollont tondlHon. (November 17, 1977) the Heads ways; while Byrne ends up vir­ on “Memories Can’t Wait” and totfc* - „ , . . . . were being hailed by everyone tually shouting “qu’est-ce que “Air” is reminiscent of Eno’s V O n .id a St., Appleton , D-,y ,0‘*' * * ^ Friday, May 7,1982 THE LAWRENTIAN Page 5 T h e A r t s

Rachel Thompson C l o a k c l o a k s art show ’s quality by 'l oin Otten the lighting it does contain is Rachel Thompson’s show of extremely harsh. Four pieces (a of no great importance unless it realistic subjects. A seated Thompson’s realism is at its is hung in such a way that the pointings and drawings in the really intriguing reclining nude male figure, roughly painted best here-cool and detached, Cloakl Theatre, the first of among them) are hung in normal viewing process is and placed against a garrish She has learned to compose hor selvenlexhibitions by senior art shadows. It is regrettable that frustrated. And because these blue background, is of special figures in unique ways, and the majors, poses a curious ques­ another space was not available works hang in shadow, have no interest. A clothed female tight, close-up composition of tion for the art critic: Can a for the show. titles, and have no dates with figure, seen from a worm’s eye this piece makes it all the more which the development of the point of view, has been given a compelling. groyp.of good paintings make Just as distracting is that up a low quality show? If such a none of the works are given artist could be traced, the view­ situation is possible, then this titles, dates, or even numbers. ing process has been made show is certainly a good exam­ Thus, it is a difficult and much more difficult than it ple. tedious affair to refer to specific should be. A large part of the problem works. There is not even a sign All of these problems are stems from the fact that the present in the theatre telling rather unfortunate, because the show has been hung in the the viewer who the artist is. paintings are relatively high in quality. With the sole exception Cloak, a place which does not These complaints may seem of one painting of an readily adapt itself to use as a somewhat petty, but they are automobile, all the works are gallery. It is much too dark, and not. The way a show is hung is figure studies, which range stylistically all the way from freely distorted expressionism to a coldly analytical brand of Art is not permanent realism. In all her works, by Wassily Thompson has managed to Paul Klee, world renowned Pomerantz recommends a keep sentimentality out of her modern artist, looked disap­ reasonably strict temperature way; her people may appear YOU sayin’ I ’m not permanent? and humidity control as well as menacing, contemplative, or pointingly at what had once white mask-like face, and the It is regrettable that Thomp­ been one of his finest sketches. a non-ultraviolet light source in (occasionally) exuberant, but extreme viewpoint and the areas where art is on display. they are never treated in a son did not take the time to All that remained within the distorted colors combine to hang her show well. The pain­ frame of this one-time With consistent humidity maudlin fashion. render a powerful image. and temperature a canvas will Thompson’s free use of color ting and drawings are good, collector’s dream was a scrap of The best piece in the show is a and by carelessly exhibiting her brittle yellow paper with Klee’s not stretch and sag, cracking is especially worth noting, both white and gray painting of a and buckling the paint. One in distorted and in the more work the artist has done herself signature scratched in at the man sitting in a car. a disservice. lower right-hand comer. The way of roughly estimating the piece looked as though it had age of a painting is by measur­ been damaged by fire or ing the distance between cracks perhaps in a flood. on its surface. Because an older Whatever the explanation, painting will have been exposed Klee certainly didn’t want his longer to fluctuations in name associated with the trash, temperature and humdity there for it no longer resembled in will be more cracks spaced (Eotuurtationß any way what he had originally closer together than those signed his name to; what he had cracks found on a newer work. by StaceySchmeidel This is a truly unique and very Tsukiam, saxophone; Steve This week will be the week exciting program—join the Edwards, piano; Eric Late, that was. Mid-way through celebration in the chapel Satur­ bass; and Ted Schievelbein, third term the Conservatory day at 8:00. There is no admis­ “drums”) will close the pro­ springs into action with con­ sion charge. gram with Eternal Triangle and certs every night this week (and Steve Jordheim—the man, ‘Round ‘Bout Midnight by even a general student recital the legend. What makes this Thelonius Monk. this Tuesday morning!) saxophone teacher, sound recor­ Tuesday night’s concert pro­ The fun begins tonight at ding genius, and all-around- mises to be a truly special 8:00 in Harper Hall when Lynn good-guy tick? What moves event. Violinist Charles Treger James presents an evening of him in his quest for excellence? will join several Lawrence saxophone music. Accom­ What inspires him to bigger students in “An Evening of panied by Connie Trok, Ms. and better things? What’s a Chamber Music”. The concert James will open her recital with nice guy like him doing in a will feature works by C.P.E. Choral Varie by Vincent d’ln- place like Harper Hall at 8:00 Bach, ¿eethoven, Ibert, and dy. This will be followed by Sunday night? Come to his Brahms. (For full details, see ac­ Florent Schmitt’s Legende, as faculty recital and find out! companying article.) The con­ performed by Ms. James and Pianist Theodore “Red” Re hi cert will begin at 8:00 in Harper pianist Mary Heiden. Following will join Mr. Jordheim to open Hall and admission is free. Tliis intermission, Ms. James will the program with Eugene is your final opportunity this NOCTURNE in Gin and Tonic Composition HI. present “ Diversions” fromBoza’s Aria, which will be year to hear Mr. Treger in con­ Ronald Caravan’s Paradigms I. followed by the Cadenze by cert at Lawrence—don’t miss intended the piece to look like. Ultra violet light from the Vicki Borsodi will accompany Lude Roberts. Mr. Jordheim it! Actually, neither fire nor *sun or flourescent light may Ms. James in the closing and the man in the bright red The trumpet will sound flood was responsbile for the have caused Klee’s nude to number, the Concerto by Pierre sweater will then present Joa­ (again) Wednesday at 8:30 in present condition of Klee’s ultimately vanish from the sur­ Max Dubois. It’s not Bach or quin N in’s Le Chant du Harper Hall when Todd sketch. The culprit in fact was face of the paper it was sketch­ Beethoven, but it’s sure to be Veilleur. Following intermis­ Schievelbein presents his primarily Klee himself for hav­ ed on. Ultra violet (u.v.) light an outstanding evening of great sion, Mr. Jordheim and Mr. recital. Accompanied by Connie ing been negligent with respect causes colors to fade if they are music—don’t miss it! Rehl will perform Epitaphe de Trok, Todd will open the redtal to the conservation of his art not properly protected. An u.v. Ms. James will appear with Jean Harlow by Charles with Kent Ken nan’s Sonata, work, subjecting it to a long, absorbing filter could have been conductor Robert Levy and Koechlin. They will dose the which will be followed by yet barely perceptible process of mounted over Klee’s nude or several others at the Wind program with Concerto da another Impromptu by Jacques deterioration. over any flourescent lights it Ensemble concert Saturday at camera by Jacques Ibert. Make Ibert. Todd will be accom­ What was once a fíne nude was exposed to. 8 p.m. in the Chapel. This is no your moth«* proud—go to a panied on this piece by Patty sketch on a clean white piece of Pomerantz suggested that ordinary wind ensemble con­ concert Sunday night! Schultz. Following intermis­ paper could have avoided the one way to avoid the conse­ cert—we’ve got a harpischord, a If you liked his solos at the sion, an amazing metamor­ fate of becoming a blank piece quences of negligence is by string quartet, a guest soloist, studio orchestra concert, you’ll phosis will occur—the program of yellowed scratch had Klee us­ teaching the requisite technical and more! The program will love him in redtal Monday will turn to works of JAZZ! ed a little foresight combined skills involved in the conserva­ open with Twelve Dances from night at 8:00 in Harper Hall. Joined by pianists Connie Trok with technical skill in creating tion of art works to students of ‘The Danserye’, by Tielman Trumpeter John Carlson will and Patty Schultz, sax­ his art. Klee is notorious among art. Learning how to correctly Susa to. (This is where the str­ present a variety of music at his ophonists Jeff Santaga and art conservators for being ir­ frame and store a piece, how to ing quartet comes in.) This will recital— accompanied by Laura Brian Koser, trombonist Ken responsible about the future of detect and avoid paper contain­ be followed by Sydney Hodkin- Van Nostrand, Mr. Carlson will Wiels, bassist Eric Late, and his pieces, a few which, rumor ing acid or how to properly mat son's Cortege: Dirge-Canons for open the program with the brother Ted, Todd will present has it, have crumbled to pieces and hang a piece is at least as Band. Come see Pat Skalko Hummel Concerto and Three Miles Davis’ Bine in Green and right on the auction block. important as the creative play the magnificent marching Ideas by Meyer Kupferman. his own arrangement of John One such noted art conser­ aspect. machine in Percy Grainger's Following intermission, Mr. Lewis’ Afternoon in Paris. • vator is Louis Pomerantz from Concerning creativity, Children's March and hear Carlson will be joined by Winding up this week’s enter­ the Art Institute of Chicago, Pomerantz says “either you everyone’s favorite oboist trumpeter Elizabeth Coyle, tainment will be oboist Cindy now practicing privately. Ac­ have it or you don’t, it can’t be Howard “I can take your teas­ French homist Beth Halloin, Wanish, who will present her cording to Pomerantz who lec­ taught.” It is important for ing” Niblock guest solo in War­ trombonist Tom Vincent, and Senior recital Thursday, May tured in LU’s Worchester Art students of art to learn how to ren Benson’s Recuerdo. The tubaist Mark Herzing to pre­ 13, at 8:30 in Harper Hall. In Center on Tuesday May 4, there use the right tools so that they program will close with John sent Eugene Bozza’s Sonatineher old age Cindy is getting are two major factors in the can tap and express their Huggler’s Music for Thirteen for Brass. John and the jazz absent-minded, and her pro­ deterioration of pieces of art. creativity, thus the importance Instruments and “ West Point”sextet “Anacrusis” (Johngram, like that of Tuesday’s One is environmental control, of technical knowledge with Symphony byMorton Gould. Caviani, trombone; ‘ Tim 11:10 general student redtal the other is avoiding the habits respect to art conservation. was unavailable at press time. of human negligence. Page 6 The L a w r e n tia n Friday, May 7,1982 Sports------

Basem en E nd Season in V ictory

by Rebel hours of pre-game Mantling last game of the year to beat the beg for undistilled water. That strikingly familiar to Bob Smart lad, to slip betimes and post-game dis-Mantling, team his father coaches. Let’s Mantel never came to watch a “Specs,” Gillespie, Ripon away out of the pathos of sweating forget Sam Levin. Lawrence game is commen­ coach, who received abuse all From fields where glory does bullets under a noonday sun Let us forget all these things, dable in itself. day long for wearing the same. not stay because of an idiot’s suggestion for they are so very transient, Rumor has it, however, that When Maris returned to New A nd early though the laurel that Mickey Mantle should and no amount of reminiscing grows guide Lawrence baseball came can make them concrete and It withers quicker than the no resolute style of play at all. temporal again. Instead we rose. Inconsistence was king as must turn our thoughts to A.E Houseman Whiting Field this year, and no perhaps the greatest center- “To An Athlete amount of disMantling can fielder to ever step onto the Dying Young” change that. It can make us chalked diamond—Number 7, It was the last game of his forget that. Mickey Mantle. It was the in­ Lawrence baseball career, and So let’s forget the season, imitable Mantle that provided now it was over, relegated to then, in the spirit of the iconic the impetus for much of what the past like so many other one—not Lee Hurlbut but transpired between the white slices of his life. So Rebel turn­ Mickey Mantle. Let us forget lines this year, for he was as ed to his dear friend Johnny that Lawrence won eight out of much a part of pre-game Huber and asked him to sum up its last thirteen games to wind preparation as Dave Pfeiffer’s the season in a word so that he up 9-13-1 on the year after star­ singing, Andy Hazucha’s could find an insipid angle with ting 0-5 down in Florida. Let us poetry, or Beau Schafer’s ragg­ which to write one last flippant forget Terry Coenen’s first and ing. It was Mantle who once baseball article. “Ambivalent,” second career home runs agains said, “The only way to prepare Johnny replied. “Unequivocally St. Norbert and Waukesha oneself properly for a contest is ambivalent.” Overhearing Tech. Let us forget rookie John to pump 12 ounce weights the Huber, freshman catcher Dave Vanden Heuvel’s four wins in night before it’s scheduled.” Pfeiffer added that, “the entire one week of pitching. Let us And pump weights the Vikings spring was strangely analagous forget Clark Stalker’s usual did. to a Renoir painting—you fabulous year of pitching and That the Vikes performed as know, the dabbled sunlight, the Graham Satherlie’s typically well as they did after such M ICKEY and the ‘Say Hey’ Kid in pregame preparation at shimmering effect—it all seem­ outstanding offensive season, rigorous weightlifting is cer­ the Phi Delt House. ed so very transitory.” with four H R ’s and a .350 plus tainly commendable; Mantle, if Ambivalent it was, then. batting average. Let’s forget allowed to watch a Lawrence Mantle’s colleague Roger Maris York and visited his friend, he Non-committal. Fragmented, Jeff Demeuse’s game winning game, would no doubt chuckle came to the Lawrence/Ripon said to the always-receptive disjointed, episodic. Out of the double in the last inning of the upon sensing the dehydrated game down at Ripon. Maris, Mantle: “They told me I was a cells of the Lawrence players dressed incognito with geek.” And the stoic Mantle sunglasses and a silly grin, was merely retorted, “Get a life, specs.” Win first game over Ripon, 8-0 Women Ruggers give Old College “Tri Netters travel to Carleton by the Lizard Lizard and the backfield where also being real ruggers and hav­ for Conference Matches This past Sunday, the Beverless, Hartless, and “Scar- ing a rucking good time. L.U. women’s L.U. Rugby team face” Olson took off. The first was definitely experiencing Andy Schmidt Point, the Vikings have compil­ traveled to rival territory to 25 minute half went well with technical difficulties in the lung Well, here it is. The final week ed a 4-5 dual meet season, take on the Ripon Red Women Scar-face screaming in to the cancer department early into of tennis has sprung the Viking beating three teams 9-0, Ruggers. Einar Tangen was tri-zone for the first score in the second half, but still manag­ Lobsters as they prepare for defeating nine teams in tourna­ pure irony as he chipped golf L.U. women’s rugby history. ed to get a goal as Peggy conference this weekend held at ment play, and coming in se­ Maguire trounced on a ball Carleton College in Northfield, cond at the Lawrence Invita­ down in the Ripon tri-zone. Ann Minnesota. Carleton is leaving tional. Thomas got one particularly the Midwest Conference next Coach Poulson believes her high tackle, but shrugged it off year and St. Norbert College team can set their sights on saying under her breath, will enter, due to the cost of placing third in conference. “You’ll get yours honey!” (later dual conference meet travel. With the increased level of the girl had to leave the game Last Monday, the Netters un­ talent this year, it is very possi­ because of an injury—hmm...) fortunately lost to U.W. ble that the team will fulfill her Ripon threatened only once Stevens Point, 5*4. Tom Barney request. as a Red women ran toward the and Dean Walsh, playing The lineup for singles on Fri­ tri-zone. Scar-face was there number six and four singles, day is as follows: Pete Mon­ and brought the rugger down won their matches as Kirk tross, freshman; Kirk Ryan, hard—so hard that she had to Ryan, Pete Montross, Andy Junior, Cam Jackson, Junior; sit out for the remainder of the Schmidt, and Cam Jackson in­ Dean Walsh, Senior, Andy game! After the final whistle explicably lost to their foes. Schmidt, Junior; Tom Barney, blew, the score was 8-0 and the However, Kirk and Cam team­ Senior. L.U. ruggers returned to the ed up to win number one Saturday, the doubles lineup van(s) for the ride back to Ap- doubles, and Pete and Andy includes Kirk and Caro, Pete pleberg. defeated the opponents at and Andy, and Dave Drake and The van ride home was rather number two doubles. Dean and Dean. uneventful as the team did Dave Drake unluckily lost in We wish the tennis team luck minor clean-up work studying a three sets at number three this weekend and look forward few cases (24 cans and one pint doubles. to the expected outcome which worth) while camp directors, In spite of the loss to Stevens has been missing for many Chris, Einar, and Woodsey years. were song leaders teaching songs only true ruggers can ap­ preciate. The team made a real “RUCKous” in Downer, and then headed down field for the last “TRI” at D.B.’s. After that, the library was definitely “NOT THE ONE,” though the W O M E N Ruggers practice their skills for tomorrows battle L.U. ruggers were with an 8-0 in La Crosse. victory. The next game is this balls onto the field, while the The score was still 4-0 at the Saturday at LaCrosse verses i more serious coaches, Woodsey half, and a tired and dirty team both LaCrosse and Madison. and Chris pitched Millers onto went to get some instruction Uh Oh, this could be intense for the field (of course we mean over a barrel. we have been warned that beers!). Everyone was expec­ The team returned at the half LaCrosse is where the men are tant as L.U. won the opening with a traitorous Erin men, and the women are too! toss to receive the kick-off. Brookshire playing for the op­ Hang on to your shirts for next The L.U. women dominated posing team. Michelle Bernardi week’s details... the entire first half winning made several great runs to get nearly every scrum with ace the ball deep into Ripon ter­ red-light hooker, Joanne “the ritory. Chryssa “the Bear” Wolf” getting all the balls! played tough with Jenny Wells, From the scrum, Jill the Drill Naomi Gitlin, Sara ‘‘the Manuel scrum-halfed it out to Bomb,” and Gretchen Friedley FROSH Pete Montross returns backhand against Beloit, Friday, May 7,1982THE LAWRENTIAN Page 7 S p o r t s

Stickm en Finally Beat Redm en

by Spoon The defense, as expected, that night in Fox Point, Chris morning’s game. been moved to attack, played The spring sun bore down on played with its usual skill and Mitchell’s thoughts shifted Twice Ripon had defeated his typical, casually controlled the Fox Point high school soc­ precision, with the exception of away from the conversations of Lawrence this season. But game. In their final match cer field with a heat and Bob Weatherall, who’s lack of the Madison and Ripon players Lawrence won on Sunday 6-4. against the Redmen, Lawrence brilliance such that the concentration combined with around him, towards one idea Chris Mitchell, strategist and Lacrosse had proven their Lawrence Lacrosse Club was distressing over-agression land­ which became more appealing leader, confidently guided the superiority. unaccustomed to. It was Satur­ ed him in the penalty box four with each mug. What would whole proceding. Hindle again The last game to be played day, a week ago, the first day of times though he did terrorize the First Annual Milwaukee In­ the opponents. Upkike, Schwar­ vitational Lacrosse Tourna­ zkopf, Lawson and Maddox ment. At one end of the field, picked up the slack he left their metallic blue figures, masterfully. distorted by the shimmering Jeff Cole, organizer of the heat, which was the Lincoln event, as well as referee, told Park Lacrosse Club performed the Lawrence club it had played their pre-game exercises. Only a over its head. He was wrong. few yards away, vehicles of all The Lawrence team had yet to description sped north and play at its potential, as Ripon south on the cracked pavement would find the next day. of Highway 41. On the wet, Strangely, all but four of the glass strewn steps of an acrid Lawrence club drove back to smelling pedestrian underpass, Appleton that night, though the Lawrence Lacrosse Club they were to play Ripon the dressed for the game, a game next morning in Fox Point. which all expected, except for Dave Lawson was bewildered the Lawrence boys, would be by that exodus. What could dominated by Lincoln Park. possibly be the motivation Our team climbed up into the behind a return to the an­ hot sunshine and gazed across ticipated social void of a the field, wondering why they Lawrence Saturday night? The were to play a promotional team has heart and soul, but it game for virtually no spec­ bothered those remaining, like tators, on an anonymous plot of Dave, that so many should go grass in Greater Milwaukee. back to school. They anticipated a long after­ Sadly, Tony Brown had noon. played his last. Blatantly his RICK M ADDOX keeping Ripon at bay as the Vikes beat Ripon in a squeaker, 6 to 4. The afternoon was indeed after the play by a mindless happen, he suggested to Slick was magnificent, but so too was this season is to be played on long, but on the whole, a Lincoln Parkian, Tony’s knee Schweikert, if the remaining Hugh Delios, who scored a goal. Saturday, at Lawrence, against marvelous one. On that Satur­ was sprained. His talents on at­ Lawrence players were to stay Lawson played, was then sick, Whitewater. It is scheduled for day, Jim Hindle lifted himself tack could not be replaced by and drink on into the night at and returned to the game to 1:00. It will be an enjoyable to lacrosse stardom, scoring any available players from the bar with the Ripon boys? play better. Doug Grover had afternoon for spectators, three goals and assisting on Lawrence. Equally distressing Surely the Lawrence players played admirably in the nets especially as Dave Lawson, the others in a 10 to 9 overtime was the loss of Dave Brinton to could outdo the Ripon con­ against Lincoln Park, but Sun­ team social director plans to loss. Pulp Sweiza, a paper the flu, the same flu which left tingent at that activity as they day it was Hargrave Garrison’s supply the usual liquid social chemist from the far shore of Tom Skinner bleeding from a could at most others. This play turn, and with a poorly main­ incentive. It will be a particular­ the Fox, led the Lawrence forehead wound on the floor to appealed to Slick equally as tained and bruise ridden body ly good performance by those onslaught with four goals. His the Phi Delt house. much as it did to Chris. The he turned away most of those seniors who hope to play their fame came gradually, and ex­ Glowing from the combined result would be most of Ripon few shots which found their last game very well. pectedly. Hindle’s was brilliant­ effects of sun, exertion, and playing with unmanageably ter­ way through the staunch ly sudden. $1.50 pitchers at Jordy’s Bar rific hangovers in the following defense. Chris Parrott, having

Lady Stickers fall to Foresters “Intimidation” key to

by Ireneski Trackmen Victory Something new and exciting two amazing freshmen, our co­ Lake Forest (otherwise known for women has come to coaches, Beth Duvivier and as Prep Forest) was host for by Todd W ex man Lawrence. The first ever Jenna Hall. With help from the games on Saturday and Sun­ On April 28th the Viking St. Norbert College to take on women’s lacrosse team has mens lacrosse team, including day. Most LU women never track team took on Nor­ stiffer competition. The Vikes been organized and two weeks Dave Brinton and Chris Mit­ having seen the game before, thwestern. During the previous continued to display their ago played their first game. The chell, the women finally knew were hailed with shouts of days practice Coach Davis in­ talent well taking third place team owes its beginnings to the enchantment of lacrosse. “stand still blue team!”, troduced his new philosophy for out of eight teams. Along with “B-52’s sunglasses”, and ‘’cut the track season - intimidation. proving that he could stay in to her!” Though Lake Forest No one on the team took him the circle while throwing the won 15-3, LU still impressed seriously; it was just another hammer, Ken Urbanski won the themselves with goals made by crazy idea. But the next day, to shot put, discus and hammer Jenna Hall, Barb Buttler, and everyones surprise—Coach throw. Other strong perfor­ Ellen O’Laughlin. That night Davis took on a new appearance mances were given by; Paul everyone celebrated at Susie as if he was a reincarnation of Loomis, third place in the Turners house (Many thanks both Vince Lombardi and quarter mile; Kent Allen, third Mr. and Mrs. Turner for mak­ Ghingis Khan. And the tactic place in the 1500 meter run set­ ing us feel at home!). The next worked, the Vikes beat Nor­ ting a new school record; Todd morning with both teams feel­ thwestern by more than thirty Houseman, winning the half ing the affects of their inebria­ points. Strong performances mile run; and Todd Wexman, tion, played an even worse were given by: Dave Bolgrien, second place in the 5,000 meter game. Lake Forest won again winning the shot put, Todd run. 8-1, but LU had many thwarted Houseman, winning the half With conference a week away, attempts at the goal. The single mile and setting a new school Coach Davis is pleased how his goal was made by our co-coach record of 1:58.7, and Todd Wex- new track philosophy is work­ Beth Duvivier. Although LU man, winning the 5,000 meter ing. Coach Davis added, “If I didn’t win in terms of the run. was just a few pounds heavier scores, we learned alot and had The following Saturday the and a couple feet taller we could fun! Other members of the Viking track team travelled to win the conference meet.” team that were tremendous both playing and partying are Dolly Alexander, Jenny Cobb, Diane Gemma, Margret Haywood, Cindy Johnson, Valley Camera Haleh Jamshad, Leslie Ken­ nedy, Jill Manuel, Anne Mavi- STUDENTS — $ 1 . 0 0Off ty, Irene Serewicz, Alison War- Processing With The Ad! ! ! cup, and Anne Whalen. Hopefully a game with Nor­ Kodak 110 Cameras Slashed! thwestern is in the future, which will definitely give the 110 FILM — 9 9 * per roll!!! women’s lacrosse team needed PLAYER/COACH Beth Duvivier is on the move at the experience and cap off a fun 315 E. College Ave.. 731-6686 Lake Forest. year! ______! Page 8 The L a w r e n tia n Friday, May 7,1982

Continued from page one Continued from page four M ilbourne on the budget Spinning the Heads sin• 1 has since ♦ . thei l . . ___ mid' J 60 A ’ s <4itself. The minority tttis allowednllAtlfAi^ Bridge. « J „ . He TT got___A. ithe L _ bridge,___ 1 _ * J ____ and ~ - tion and the combined elec­ lyricism at its paranoid best, employed “program only two chairs in this commit­ his vote helped pass the budget. tronic wizardry of Byrne, Eno along with some more Eno- budgeting”. Everything needed tee, the rationale being, says Now and then, someone will go and Belew first came together esque synthesizer work by to budget for an agency or Milbpurne, that “the minority “just a tad too far,” says on Remain in Light and this Chris Frantz. The rest of the department is put in one pro­ isn’t going to vote for the Milbourne. For example, a cer­ work, along with the earlier side is lukewarm funk, with the gram. For example, a Lawrence budget anyway. Since the ma­ tain Congressman had as his E no-produced Heads albums, exception of the backup vocals University budget would talk jority is going to pass the bottom line the closing of all More Songe and “ Fear of on “Houses in Motion”. about the football program or budget, the majority must have Wi scons ins prisons. His vote Music,” clearly forms the im­ Side Four follows the same the art department, rather than control of the Finance Commit­ was no longer considered essen­ petus of the current new wave- basic formula, having been about footballs and jerseys or tee.” Milbourne claims to alter­ tial. funk movement that is recorded live in New York nately support or reject this Before being sent to the easels and brushes. City’s Central Park, as well as practice, depending upon who Governor, the Conference Com­ saturating the charts on both The Governor has several Emerald City, N.J. and Tokyo. makes up the twelve man ma­ mittee goes over the budget sides of the Atlantic. If nothing aids helping him plan the The side features two cuts from jority. and eliminates some of the ill- else, this album is of interest for budget. The head of the Budget Remain in light, “the Great The bill next enters one of the conceived last minute addi­ that reason alone. However, the Bureau (corresponding to the Curve” and “Crosseyed and houses, and this, says tions. The Governor then has songs here continue to be well O.M.B. At the federal level) is a Painless”, as well as the old A1 Milbourne, “is the most the power to “item veto,” parts done, for the most part, and are civil servant and is most Green tune “Take me to the despicable part of the budget of the budget. (Whereas the the best official recordings of responsible for budget deci­ River.” The latter tune, which process.” Congressmen begin President of the United States the late model Heads made to sions. The Governor also relies has become as much a Heads adding ammendments, horse can only accept or reject the en­ date. heavily on the Department of trademark as “Psycho Killer,” trading, and joining coalitions, tire Budget Bill). In Lucy’s ad­ Side Three starts out with a Revenue (corresponding to the is definitely the highlight of such that soon the original ministration, says Milbourne, souped-up version of “I Department of Treasury at the Zimbra” Byrne and Eno’s in­ this side, if not the album, and federal level) for information on budget is blown. Then a caucus “We came up with some of the itial experiment with African brings an enthusiastic response tax income. This is especially of the majority party is called, most creative item vetoes you rhythms. The double bass/per- from the Japanese audience. important for the state govern­ more horse trading goes on, and could imagine.” Some of these cussion/drum rhythm section While the thunderous ovation ment since it budgets for what “lots of ammendments get creative attempts were rejected used on this tour allows the that ends the album may be a turns to be a three year period. adopted which wouldn’t nor­ by the Supreme Court, such as band to drop the last of their bit cliched, it nonetheless seems The Department of Revenue mally be if they were considered the attempt to “digit veto” an pretensions to being anything fitting for a group as unique must accurately predict future on their merit 01» by one.” Theappropriation for bridges, but a dance band. Byrne’s and energetic as this. Overall, economic conditions which will bill is brought back to the floor rather than simply to eliminate songwri ting here hits the mood this album is a nice selection of determine tax revenue. and voted upon. the item, which would have perfectly; lyrics have become music from an important and The Governor’s bill goes to Now Congressmen play the been legal. According to influential band, and while not the joint finance committee, game of holding out for their Milbourne, this last process of totally subservient to rhythm and the “words,” accordingly,perfect, it is nonetheless much which unlike the Federal Con­ “bottom line” (pet project). Foritem vetoing is essential, con­ better than most other new gressional Committees, is not example, Gerald Lorge held out sidering the hodge-podge of am­ have become only sounds. On releases. constructed proportionally to for appropriations for Ap­ mendments tacked on in earlier “Drugs" we get Byrne’s the party make up of the House pleton’s Memorial Drive stages of the process.

Zlevor for accepting the 1982-83 counselor position. They will be ■Exotic W o rld IVews replacing Katherine Moore, Susan Turner, and Hugh Delios. LUCC MEETING LOST—One pair of eyeglasses in CELBRATE AND Monday, May 3, 1982 brwon case. If found, please con­ MOTHER’S DAY Riverview Lounge, 4 :1 5 p.m. tact^ Tedjit_x6846;^ SPECIAL General Announcement I. Roll Call îh c 25‘ TW ELVE D G ’s (and one stray Ray Grahn extends a special in­ II. Minutes Theta) stuck in an elevator??? vitation to the students and friends The following individuals have III. Announcements Hilarious...what will those in­ of Lawrence University for been selected by the LUCC Com­ IV. Committee Reports fersorçals telligent young women think of mittee on Committees to serve on Celebrate and Mother’s Day. Ray A. Polling and Elections next???______Grahn’s Cafe, located at 139 North the 1982-1983 Honor Council: B. Committee on Committees BIG G REEN T HIN GS for sale. Richmond St. (Appleton), is an Todd Benson A PETITION IS B E IN G cir­ 1. LUPC, Multicultural Affairs Call ext. 6876. Ask for Frazier. elegant and cozy restaurant which Ellen Dehm culated to abolish the Greek 2. Honor Council Appointments W AN TED—Various species of offers the finest continental cuisine Sarah Nelson system at Lawrence. Since the 3. Evaluation of Student/ earthworms. Plastic containers re­ in the Fox Valley. James Olski small houses are gone the signers Trustee Luncheon, Elizabeth quested, but not necessary. Cal An- Ray Grahn’s Cafe will be open for James Skochdopole of the petition want all the fraterni­ Wedel nie Loe, ext. 6876.______lunch and dinner of Mother’s Day, The task of selecting the people ty houses turned into small houses. C. Finance Committee Sunday Mav 9, from noon until to sit on this important body is, RON K O P P —Y ou’re famous 100 signatures have already been V. Recognition of New Groups 8:00 p.m., and accomodates its needless to say, a difficult one. The now!!! Bask in it! Roll around in collected. Sign up now!!!______VI. Old Business customers with extremely high selection process amounted to itm ______WE WANT RICK!!!______A. Consideration Hours, Pro­ quality foods as well as excellent choosing what we felt were the best ANNIE LOU—You’re sunshine posal from the LUCC Housing TOM EMPHYSEMA-Aho! service. Dinner at Ray Grahn’s con­ candidates from a field of well always amazes me. I make fun of Committee. Baka!!! Saubotzedrecha!!! sists of six carefully designed qualified nominees. Distinctions of your art classes, and you smile. B. Steering Committee C re sc e n d o ______courses, so please allow at least two this kind were made in the most You stay up all night, and you still V II. New Business A F R IE N D —“Did you know to three hours for your complete careful and unbiased manner. If smile. Even when you don't get to A. Preliminary Discussion, pro­ that gullible is not in the dic­ dining enjoyment. Included in your name appears on this list, we hear Lola, you smile!!! It’s posed addition to the By-Laws, for­ tionary?” Jim Morgan: "Oh really! these six courses are: appetizers, wish you due congratulations. If it remarkable, —a world famous D J mation of a standing LUCC I didn’t know that!”______the soup of the day, salad, sorbert, does not, please understand that JD U F F Y —Thank you for the Library Committee fresh fruits, Wisconsin cheese, the this is not meant to be an indict­ milk shake when my throat hurt. For Sale: VIII. Other main entree, dessert, and coffee. On ment of your personality or com­ And when I had a temperature you Excellent authentic reproduction IX. Adjournment Mother’s Day, the special entrees petence. even went to the public policy of Italian 15th pentagonal virginal, will be Roast Duck in Orange These selectons are based on two forum. Can we rendezvous in pit­ •1,200. If interested, call Bruce REPRESENTATIVES-Please en­ Sauce, a Seafood Platter which has provisos: 1) LUCC as a whole must cher of beer soon? Keeper of Petros at 731-9432 courage students to apply for lobster, oysters, scallops, and vote on Committee on Committee either a LUCC committee or a ______Puppy Attention All Brewer Fans: shrimp, and a thick meaty cut of recommendations, and 2) the facul­ University committee. Applica­ B E R G E N —Damn it. Best time The Annual Lawrence Baseball Prime Rib. Ray Grahn also delights ty must approve the list after tions, committee descriptions, and I ’ve ever had in a long time. Keep it Road Trip has been scheduled for his customers with his fine selec­ LUCC. Friday night, May 21. The price for a list of this year’s members are up V* the males on campus could tion of wines, liquors, and beers as Thank you for your patience and the trip is '14.00 and that price in­ available on the LUCC office door learn everything and more. well. assistantce. Sincerely, cludes box seats, two charter in the Union. The deadline for re­ ______One of the many “admirers" If you are interested in lunch, LUCC Committee on coaches, and a */*- and a V4-barrel maining positions openings is on SU SIE —April showers...______Ray Grahn’s menu ranges from Committees (plus alternative beverages) on each Monday, May 3, 1982, at 9 p.m. KATHY—Could I have my Pup- bus. For further information or to soups to salads, hot and cold sand­ Student Publications py back soon?______reserve a ticket for the game, con­ wiches, and special dishes such as TROPOS Accepting Applications MR. D R E H E R —People who re­ tact Mike Mol, Plantz 116 or by Baked Haddock, Eggs Benedict, I t ’s selected, it’s laid-out, it’s The Student Publications Board nounce Kierkegaard get strange ext. 6846. Sauteed Vegetables. The luncheon printed, it’s published, it’s is now accepting 1982-83 Editor sicknesses.______appetizers include escargot, TROPOS Literary and Art NEED NEW CLOTHES? t-tops and Business Manager applications oysters, and lobster. Magazine, and it’s ready to be pur­ TO FRIEN D S IN THE same under $3, sundresses under $10, for The Lawrentian, Ariel, and So, for exquisite dining on position: Help! I'm caught in a chased by you, oh lover of the arts. skirts $6, $7 and $8. Visit the Tropos. Applications forms can be Mother's Day and for Celebrate, wind tunnel! Things keep blowing Magazines will be on sale this Sun­ Clotheshorse, Between the Locks, found on the LUCC office door in consider Ray Grahn's Cafe. I am past me so fast I can’t reach out day at Celebrate! and next week open weeknights til 9. Memorial Union or in the lobby of sure that you will enjoy the ex­ and grab any of them! Oh, the during lunch hours at Downer, for Downer Commons. All applications traordinary dining experience and superficiality of it all! Oh, the only two dollars. Or nab one of our NEW 2ND HAND CLOTHING are due to John Wiesman (Trever relaxing atmosphere of this laments grow as the term blows to friendly staff members: SHOP. The Clotheshorse, Between 329) by 5:00 p.m. on Thursday, restaurant of high standards. an end.______Barb Storms, 226 Trever the Locks shopping mall. Open May 13. There will be an informa­ Reservations are recommended for Carter Wills, 419 Sage ANDY and SARAH-Sunday is weeknights til 9. tional meeting on Monday, May 10 your convenience, but are not re­ Sam Elkind, 113 Sage our day for exposing ourselves! at 9:30 p.m. in the Viking Room for quired. Reservations can be made Gregg Mierow, 326 Trever I t ’ll all be out in the open by noon! BETTER THAN NEW anyone who wants to know more at Ray Grahn’s Cafe 738-0344, and Heidi Johnston, 125 Ormsby The sacred garments will be on and CLOTHING because the price to about these positions. All in­ tell them that Derrick sent you, Dave Hellmich, Orsmby Head the electricity will connect us all! sooo super low!!! The Clotheshorse terested students are encouraged OK!!! Res. Peace! Love! And...Dan and to apply. Resale Shop, Between the Locks, -DERRICK DEWALT Bruce Heyl, lucky enough to be W hit’s!!!______open weeknights til 9. FOR SALE: off-campus. MOM and DAD—I’m trying to 1979 Plymouth Horizon, 4 dr., 4 ANNOUNCEMENT Do it today or share in the eternal get a job. I ’m working to maintain Attention All Brewer Fans: spd., excellent condition. Tape deck Congratulations to Jennifer guilt of the murder of art at my grades! I won't call collect as The Annual Lawrence Baseball included. $4300. Call ext. 6599 or Taylor, Liz Sheridan and Gary Lawrence. often anymore! But I love you! Road Trip has been scheduled for 731-6778. Ask for Cathy Hyde. FAWN—Miss you vastly. But the trip is '14.00 and that price in­ this is the "cement.” I’m thinking cludes box seats, two charter ATTENTION The article entitled, “Let’s have a blast,” which ap­ of you, loving & lusting you. See coaches, and a Vi- and a ‘/«-barrel All those interested in helping peared in the LAWRENTIAN on April 23, was taken from you soon! (Then I ’ll try the other (plus alternative beverages) on each out at Celebrate should contact bus. For further information or to the March 29, 1982 issue of TIM E magazine. Credits four senses, too)______— 'R a ffe Tom Lonnquist, Toni Nizzi (x6863), reserve a ticket for the game, con­ were inadvertantly left out in the printing of the paper KAN SA S C—I give up. You win. Tom Barney (x6700), Laura Jones tact Mike Mol, Plantz 116 or by (x6880), or Tony Paul (x6867). We that week. I t ’s all over. ______ext. 6846. need your help.