12 - PARRY SOUND NORTH STAR • Wednesday, May 13, 2009 Enjoy the holiday weekend, but stay safe By Keith Gardner At least there was plenty of sunshine. It looks like we’re chocolate sales went up this year (as we bought more). Pointe au Baril News going to see quite a bit of sunshine leading up to the Not even a birthday to announce. Got any news? E-mail May 24 long weekend. Hopefully it’ll be around for the me at [email protected] or call me at 746-6293 I hope everyone had a delightful Mother’s Day, we sure weekend. Not much on the news front this week, at least and I’ll get it in the paper. Next week will be reminder did. Kinda chilly though, if you were out in the breeze. of the printable type. The boy got baptized – flower and week. Until then, have a great (and safe) weekend.
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