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Nothing sends you into an existential quarter-life crises faster than contemplating the great unknown of life after uni. No 11am starts, no rocking up to work in uggs and trackies. Lame. The best solution? Find a job you love and you’ll never work a day in your life. Blitz has sourced the best tips and tricks for maximising success in your post-uni prospects and to get you through the job search blues - check it out on page 8. Of course, a career path doesn’t have to be your standard, Dolly Parton-eqsue 9-5; MasterChef finalist Ellie Clay Hayden Quinn has gone from science grad to lifeguard Blitz Editor to foodie (page 7), while Simple Plan’s Chuck Comeau [email protected] was studying to be a lawyer before his foray into pop-punk (page 15). You don’t even have to wait until 7 19 graduation to kickstart your career; student/blogger/ 8 5 Bitz & Pieces fashionista Jessica Tran is bringing her stylish skills to our fashion section on page 19 and CSE Revue are 7 Blitz Hits On… Hayden Quinn staging their talents in the spectacular Hack to the Science grad, lifeguard and Future, opening this week (page 18). MasterChef finalist Clearly there are opportunities galore at UNSW, so unfurl yourself from that quivering ball of 8 Welcome to the Real World unemployment, brush your hair, go forth and conquer! What Now? How to handle life beyond uni 10 Oktoberfest 2011 UNSW v Munich + WIn a VIP pack The Arc Board have championed helping students land their dream job. 11 What’s On UNSW / Cheap A$$ Sydney International Night Markets, Critical Hype One of our top goals is that Arc members will become and Art & About more employable as a result of our programs. We have a very successful internship program, a bunch of 15 Nice Guys Play Punk volunteer opportunities (both in Oz and abroad) and the Simple Plan on their new album and best Yellow Shirts in the country. These activities are a touring down under Ellie Clay great way to meet new people and experience the “the Blitz Editor outside world” plus employers love it as you know what 16 Puzzles [email protected] it’s like to be a “professional”. I still remember my first internship; I learnt quite quickly 17 Top 5: Obscure Subjects that “bedhead hair” and crushed shirts were not the Agony Uncle: Step Up best fashion looks to be rocking up to work in. I’m glad I Technophile: The Internet Kisser Natalie Karam learnt that lesson then and not now! Chair @ Arc 18 Go Clubbing: CSE Revue [email protected] So get amongst it and volunteer, intern, bake for Jobs & Ops the masses, write… anything! Head to page 8 to get amongst it. The world is your oyster. 19 Fashion Campus WAS HERE With bloggerWAS HERE Jess Tran My ultimate dream job? It would have to be a WAS HERE globetrotting food critic. 20 Critique KickArts [email protected] [email protected] BITE US! [email protected] BITE US! BITE22 GiveawaysUS! 23 Vox Pops WEDS 21 SEPT WIN facebook.com/blitzmag WantWIN free stuff? Keep a look out for this logo to win 5-9pm Arc pRecinct For freebies + behind the scene

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Making it to the Top 5 of MasterChef 2011, Hayden Quinn quickly proved he was more than just a pretty face. Not only can he whip up a delicious meal (and who doesn’t love a man that can cook?), he’s also a Marine Biology grad, with a distinction average no less. Blitz caught up with the surfie to discuss food, uni and his post-MasterChef plans.

Hea -thumping careers in In your pre-MasterChef days you graduated When did you know your cooking skills were If you had to pick two moments from your from UTS with a Bachelor of Marine above that of your average amateur cook? MasterChef experience, what would be the Biology; did you enjoy your time at uni? MasterChef was one of those crazy highlights? My time at uni was incredible; I was lucky impulses where I thought ‘I could do that’ Kumar burning his eyebrows at Matt global brands, discover RB… enough to have chosen a course that I and so I filled in the application and as they Moran’s farm and then wearing his tea really loved and wanted to study (although say, the rest is history. towel like 2Pac for the whole challenge - chemistry did pose a bit of a challenge). that was funny. Most students live on a diet of instant It was a chance to understand how the noodles and beer – were you the same ocean works, how we can protect it and But I think going to America and at uni or were you whipping up Moules Have you got what it takes? why we need to take those protective experiencing the food culture there was Mariniere at home? measures. The best thing about doing an incredible. I had been to NYC [before] but Haha! I was lucky enough to be living at Check us out at www.RB.com environmental subject was the fact we hadn’t fully appreciated the food culture home at the time so mum still had the were outside a lot of the time, and for me there, so it was a real eye opener and we dinners covered. I think my best friend to fi nd out more. that made studying a whole lot easier. met some amazing people. at uni was canned tuna; I would whip up the odd dish every now and then, but my You’ve got your website up and running Your love for the sea extends into your cooking wasn’t as practiced as it is now. with recipes and a blog; what’s next on the professional life; what’s it like being able to menu for Hayden Quinn? head to the beach everyday as a lifeguard? What’s a cheap and easy dish that even Looking long term, I am in the very early My professional career path was one which the most cooking-challenged student stages of discussion of a potential TV I guess you hear quite frequently of uni could tackle? show, along with a possible book deal, so graduates where they don’t particularly It’s got to be the Moules and Frites from stay tuned! utilise their degree to its full extent. my website. Easy, tasty, simpleWAS HERE - and WAS HERE When I finished uni I had the opportunity WAS HEREmussels are surprisingly cheap. Find Hayden online for updates, to continue on with Masters and then Use your Smartphone What would be your last meal? recipes and more: potentially a PhD, but I wanted to get [email protected] Fresh prawn and avocado rolls with www.haydenquinn.com.au to scan and read this [email protected] out and explore the world, so I shot off BITE US! www www.facebook.com/ QR code! to Europe, came back and continued to [email protected] seafood US! sauce, somewhere in BITECentral US! America with the sun shining and haydenjquinn work on the beach lifeguarding. There are www.twitter.com/hayden_quinn some tough and incredibly long days but the surf pumping. nothing can outweigh the fact that you’re WIN A DOUBLE PASS TO standing with your toes in the sand under WIN MASTERCHEFWIN LIVE the Australian sun - perfect. I can’t wait at the International Night Markets to be able to combine that with food and – See What’s On for more

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Janet Echelman - Tsunami Brook Andrew - Donut CHEAP A$$ SYDNEY WATCH Sydney’s Art Scene ART & ABOUT Asks ‘What If…?’ niceguysplaypunk What if the everyday transformed into the amazing? What if you could travel into Sydney’s past? What if we saw the world the way children see Simple Plan stays on beat with drummer Chuck Comeau it? Celebrating 10 years of public art projects, Art & About 2011 reflects on Adventure Film Festival art, history and culture by pondering ‘What If…?’ Musicians, artists and Wed 21 - Fri 23 Sep Simple Plan Get Their Heart On @ Bondi Pavilion, Bondi Beach performers of every flavour have answered the call, transforming the city of COST: around $15 per film, adventurefilm.org Punk has a reputation for being a badass subculture of anarchists and nihilists, but add the Sydney into a living canvas. We’ve put together but a very small sample of Fantasise about an adrenaline-pumping trip out what this vibrant festival has to offer. of Sydney with these films that tackle monster prefix ‘pop’ to the genre and it’s a totally different story. Gone are the mohawks and safety-pin mosquitoes, kayaking in the world’s most dangerous piercings of 1970s Brit-punk, to be replaced by a new wave of equally energetic, if somewhat ocean and tourism in Kabul. Get in the mood with Bear friendlier, North American bands. Friday Night Live: Sydney Life When Grylls’ parody on our FB. Free Festival Launch See the city through the eyes of 22 Sept 23 – Oct 23 photographers in this large-scale, With a lilting Canadian accent it’s hard After seeing his first show, Pearl Jam, at Their conscious effort to refine a “pure” Watch Martin Place transform into a CELEBRATE to believe Simple Plan drummer, Chuck 14 with his dad (which he admits “wasn’t pop-punk sound paid off, with fans lapping fun night of festivities at the festival outdoor exhibition in Hyde Park. Where Comeau (pictured far left), rocks out to super cool”), Chuck and his future band it up on their first world tour. Chuck launch on Friday Sept 23. Enjoy the Always a crowd favourite, this year Sydney wide Oxford Art Factory’s 4th Birthday sounds of electro music guru Paul Art & About have asked for some Fri 23 Sep thousands of moshing fans on a regular mates explored the punk sound at gigs reminisces that it was this Vans Warped Mac, take a walking tour of the younger perspectives as well, Verdict @ Oxford Art Factory, 38-46 Oxford St, Darlinghurst basis. For those unfamiliar with Simple from bands like NOFX, Bad Religion, Strung Tour that the band’s successes really COST: FREE exhibits, swing by the markets on showing photos submitted by 3-11 Plan’s sound, US pop-punk forerunners Out and Green Day, which would later started to hit home. “We went to Japan… year olds as part of Little Sydney In-your-face, The Art Factory is celebrating its fourth birthday with a Macquarie Street, or stay up late to solid line-up of local acts, DJS, plus free booze! like Blink 182 and Green Day are helpful have “a huge influence on our band and and to see 2000, 3000 kids coming out visit Sydney’s museums and galleries Lives. Get the most out of these interactive art exhibits with a tour on Friday Sept 23, parallels. Of course, it would be remiss of our sound”. every night and wanting our signature was after-hours. that demands Spring Food & Wine Festival me to confuse a Canadian for an American, when it got real. When people are spending 7pm or Saturday Oct 15, 2pm. Sat 24 Sep, 8pm Unguarded Moments attention @ The Entertainment Quarter Showring, Lang Rd, so how to tell them apart? their hard-earned money on your show Ever wondered what people in the Laneway Art Moore Park “The big difference is probably that we’re I was going to be that’s when it really means a lot.” Melbourne ain’t got nothing on as Sydney COST: Free entry past were doing in the exact location a little less... aggressive,” says Chuck. “For Australian fans will get their chance to you’re in right now? Previously Sydney laneways this year. Artists blossoms into Ease the transition into spring with a slice of a lawyer but I and curators bring the streets to high culture. example, the army: I think we only have show the band some love in October when unseen archival footage will be spring. decided to change projected onto public spaces in life with interactive installations two tanks, and they’ve got like 10, 000! So they head down under in support of their Millers Point in the Rocks so that you in the most unexpected places. CHUCKLE we’re a little more pacific, a little nicer… course - I told my latest album Get Your Heart On! (out can experience the lives of forgotten Peer into peri(pheral)scopes in definitely better looking.” Better looking, now). With a loyal Aussie fan base ,Chuck Sydney residents. Skittle Lane, bounce around on Fringe Comedy Showcase sure, and less aggressive in manner, parents I was going reassures me it won’t be the last time inflatable furniture in Bulletin Place Wed 21 - Sat 24 Sep, 8.30pm or marvel at the guerrilla knitting, @ The Factory Theatre, Fusebox, 105 Victoria Rd, perhaps, but when it comes to their music to be a drummer either: “No one has to twist our arm to yarnstorming through Sussex Lane. Enmore Simple Plan are a vigorous force of drums, in a rock band come back to Australia!” Take a wander and cast yourself COST: $15 guitar riffs and potent lyrics. The Sydney Fringe Festival collects all the comedic >> Evelyn Cook adrift, you never know what might be www.artandabout.com.au hilarity in one place. Growing up in Montreal, which boasts a instead around the corner… vibrant punk scene, it wasn’t long before LISTEN Chuck was swayed from his law degree to chase the life of a rock star. “I was going Gig: Leader Cheetah to be a lawyer like the rest of my family, but After a brief incarnation as the band Simple Plan are playing at the Wed 21 Sep, 8pm x I decided to change course and I told my Reset, Simple Plan starting gaining i Enmore Theatre on October 1, @ The Beach Road Hotel, Bondi Beach t COST: FREE parents I was going to be a drummer in a momentum in the early 2000s, releasing supported by Tonight Alive and Leader Cheetah launch their new album, Lotus Skies, rock band instead. You can imagine it didn’t their first album, No Pads, No Helmets… New Empire. Tickets are $62.70 in a free gig right on the sand. fly super well at first,” he says, laughing. Just Balls, in 2002. from ticketek.com.au Gig: Richard In Your Mind Album Launch Fri 23 Sep, 8pm @ GoodGod, 53-55 Liverpool St COST: $12 Friday Night Live Grand and psychedelic, Sydney-based band Richard In Your Mind are launching their new album, Sun. 14 15 Arc’s Agony Uncle Q My mate recently discovered the wheelchair accessible route to www. .net upper campus which includes a Sudoku-Puzzles ride in the lift. I know UNSW has a Sudoku, Kakuro & Futoshiki Puzzles stupid amount of stairs but is this word search sudoku taking lazy to a new level? Sudoku 9x9 - Hard (134211578) OBSCURE – I. Walker >> ANDREW BLACKIE 1 7 9 COURSES j c s A Look I sympathise, I’m sure every UNSW student AT UNSW does; everybody hates the fact our uni is situated 3 8 7 Subjects guaranteed to on a hill. But let’s be clear, laziness is not a disability. qualify you for esotericism. Not even close. 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Also On Show And They Called Him Mr Glamour Belvoir St Theatre, Surry hills Until Oct 9 This brilliant piece of theatre was written by Gareth Davies, who has been described as “a lunatic who should Senna Friends With Geordie Shore Rain On the Humming Wire be unleashed on theatre WASaudiences HERE as often as possible” (Concrete Playground).WAS HERE Mr Glamour tells the pathetically Directed by Asif Kapadia Benefits MTV The Panics WAS HERE Directed by Will Gluck Starring a bunch of Geordies hilarious tale of a man, alone on stage, desperately seeking Starring Mila Kunis and the audience’s attention. [email protected] Chris Kohn is lapping it up Justin Timberlake as “a [email protected] combinationBITE US! of precision and chaos” and [email protected] BITE US! BITEBelvoir US! warns it “may offend in a few different ways”. 7.5/10 5/10 6/10 8/10 We can’t wait to see it.

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