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(and in Cas- isaninvestor trust land of the member board afounding and CEO, was who Trillium’s president Syre, David said park,” desirable more makeafar would owned lium adjustment. line lot a approves county the as soon as place take as part of a negotiated land swap that will it, buy Trust Land Whatcom let to agreed owned the right of fi of right the owned Trillium discovered Trust Land Whatcom erty, While trying to purchase the B.C. Hydro prop- pipeline across Georgia was quashed. Strait gas anatural for proposal company’s the after sale because B.C. Hydro no longer needed it for was Road, Jackson endof southern the at BP pier. the to land, That closer but site, park new near the property acre a43- purchase to grant the used Trust com Land fi es Ecology’s Bellingham manag- who Grout, Dick county,” said inthe ple way to benefi isa this so disaster, the by was affected County areas. natural serve orpre- restore to used andfi spill gas Creek Whatcom the for Company Pipeline Olympic of fi the grant—part Ecology of Department astate from lars—comes Parks. County andWhatcom Ecology of ment Depart- state the Corporation, Trillium Trust, Land Whatcom of cooperation the through woods. inthe nest andraptors Eagles bluff. the of top the to up smell salt-water the carries Wind trunks. of and boulders bleached tree scattering Whitehorn. Point to close Road, Grandview endof west the isnear which Road, on Koehn be will lot parking andasmall entrance park’s The JuanIslands. San the facing viewpoints handicap-accessible with wetlands, forested pristine through wind will atrail Up above, eld offi eld The 51-acres that will become the park are “We felt the gorgeous wooded parcel Tril- Trillium that property, of buying Instead Earlier this year, What- “Everyone in Whatcom “Everyone dol- it—one million for pay to money The park new the isgetting County Whatcom The future park’s beach is rocky, with a ce. peo- t the rst refusal. rst re in1999, be re can which Land Trust member ofWhatcom founding board —Rand Jack,a arrived.” when theEuropeans used tolooklike Whatcom County examples ofwhat “It’s oneoftherare nes paid by this rich marine environment.” environment.” marine rich this to access public and expanded vistas trails, providing Whitehorn, Point at park county larger amuch for stone conference, corner- “the at press the people dozen several the told Jack park will be just the beginning,” trail. steep the down gerly ea- clambered whom of Weimer, both andCarl Brenner Barbara members Council County beach—including the to visitors led Trust com Land What- of Carabba andEric lium States.” United the of coast magnifi as least at “It’s conference. press PeteExecutive Kremen said at the County Whatcom time,” along for areas. natural county for other has trust land the an arrangement fund, amaintenance and establish costs development for Trust Land the reimburse would price sale gotiated ne- Ayet-to-be easement. servation acon- retain but County, Whatcom parking lot, then transfer the park to and trail the build to plans trust logged or cleared. been ever 51 have the acres evidence there’s director, said development no on Monday. site near park conference the press a before trust, land the of member said Rand Jack, a founding board arrived,” Europeans the when like what Whatcom County used to look so special. are wetlands andthe long as twice refi the from away farther it’s because parcel acre beach. the to trail the accommodate to land adjoining park ment on the 30 acres said. he states, infi parks business for exchange in 1990s early inthe Trillium to it traded then development, industrial for land the bought had Northern Burlington said. Syre farmers, local fi the plants still andTrillium farmed, refi Point Cherry Petroleum British the to adjacent Trillium by owned land elds with hay that is harvested by by isharvested that hay with elds “The land trust hopes that this ofTril- Ingram Mauri Afterward, property onthis eye my had “I’ve year, land the next the During trust’s land the Debacker, Jerry of examples rare the of one “It’s 51- the preferred trust land The anease- granting isalso Trillium been long has land The nery. cent as any spot on the west west onthe spot any as cent is shoreline the nery, local regional ve alder trees,andin Old Englishmeans“friend.” Northwest. Alden, Schwandt said,alsorefersto offi for itsnamesake,JamesAlden,whoas aU.S.Navy for theAldenBankfi development wouldbecalledAldenReach—named estate andspecialprojects,saidtheproposed garbage dumpintothebay.” been cleanedup,Syresaid.“Thiswasusedasa televisions, asbestosandbuildingfoundationshave shooting anddumpingontheproperty.Couches, got thecountytovacatethoseroadsstopboth and bikeridersarewelcome,Syresaid.Trillium keep motorvehiclesofftheproperty,butwalkers tion,” Syresaid. today. and naturalresources,butthat’snotthecase of heavyindustrybasedonthelowcostlabor live, workandplayinaspecialplace.” to build“asmartcommunity,wherepeoplecan Trillium’s developmentproposal. astic aboutthenewpark,wasnoncommittal Mauri Ingram,ofTrillium. mercial development. Trillium couldproceedwithhousing,offi the zoningandComprehensivePlanbefore the WhatcomCountyCouncilwouldhavetochange conference. tour ofthepropertyafewdaysbeforepress Trillium PresidentandCEODavidSyre,duringa sale atCherryPoint. ny’s website,trilliumcorp.com,underpropertiesfor Whitehorn. that overlooksGeorgiaStraitsoutheastofPoint The propertyincludesaboutamileofthebluff west ofJacksonRoadandeastKoehnRoad. park. The1,000acresaresouthofGrandviewRoad, ish PetroleumCherryPointrefi about 1,000acres,SouthofBirchBaybetweenBrit- stores offi proposal foramixed-usedevelopmentnextdoor. offi land swapthatwillleadtoanewwaterfrontpark, proposal Development Wayne Schwandt, Trillium’s vice president of real Wayne Schwandt,Trillium’svicepresident ofreal Gates onAldergroveandPointWhitehornroads “Today, asmartcommunitybeginswithpreserva- He saidthedevelopmentvisionin1960swas Syre toldthepressconferencethatTrilliumwants Whatcom CountyExecutivePeteKremen,enthusi- “There willbeanextensivepublicprocess,”said Parks areanalloweduseonindustrialland,but “We neverfeltthatwasanappropriateuse,”said The landiscurrentlyzonedforheavyindustry. 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Argentina’s Eva Peron comes to life when when life to comes Peron Eva Argentina’s DANCE The story of Argentina’s Eva Peron is is Peron Eva Argentina’s of story The at 2pm at the Whatcom Museum, Museum, Whatcom the at 2pm at Attend a Public Dance Party from from Party Dance aPublic Attend Seattle’s Thistle Theatre per- Beauty and pro- Beauty will the Beats Czarist Russia comes to life life to comes Russia Czarist Belly dancer Indigo and her Fiddler on the Roof Sheila Goldsmith holds a holds Goldsmith Sheila A free Improv Workshop Workshop Improv A free Evita Evita Evita shows at at shows Little Red Little opens opens opens opens Create a It’s nothowitsounds tures from around the world. Fifty works by 16 by contem- works Fifty world. the around from tures cul- different andtheir families of footage and multimedia photographs featuring anexhibit to simply refers it nous, Gallery. Western the 2at Oct. opening exhibit Family” the “Shoot the of part be matriarch—will wearing andagranny-panty- shorts inboxer patriarch spectacled abe- with mélange—complete multigenerational and the manner, inthis kin his of ashot snapped Calderon Miguel photographer underwear. their to Mexican down stripped were andold, young everybody, if like look would trait By AmyKepferle Although the show’s title sounds somewhat dark and omi- dark somewhat sounds show’s title the Although Shoot the mental imagemental of what por- your family FAMILY Zhang Huan’s “Foam #4, 1998,” photo courtesy of “Shoot the Family” the “Shoot of courtesy photo 1998,” #4, “Foam Huan’s Zhang visual galleries galleries openings openings profi 10am-4pm, Oct. 2 Family” Family” lery.wwu.edu lery.wwu.edu 3963 or westerngal- INFO: MORE COST: WHERE: WHEN: WHAT: See It Campus WWU Gallery, Free “Shoot the the “Shoot Opens Opens les Western Western 650- cum Parkway. Entry is $3. 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