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Advocating Awareness and Promotingth Expressiie Exponent:: romoting Expression JL Volume 84 Issue 14 FebruarFei y 4,199% Announcements, briefs, and There's hope for non-business majors opportunities Brigld Daull tor of Career Services, wants stu- work is slow, she says. staff writer dents to know the story is com- The Resume Expert Plus pro- pletely untrue. Although students gram is the least of the students' According to the student hand- do need the program in order to complaints. Career Services pub- Secret Garden book, "Career Services provides take advantage of the database, lishes a weekly Job Bulletin which personal assistance and programs to Career Services will critique any makes students aware of employ- Prepare to enter the Secret Garden. That's the theme of this year's all students with making de- resume that a student has, whether ment opportunities. A quick glance North-South Formal. The dance will be held on Saturday, February cisions about majors and careers, ex- they use the program or not. "The at the first page is discouraging to 7,1998, from 9 p.m. until 1 a.m. It will be in the Radision Inn on the ploring careers through practical program is to help you," she said. any non-business major. The on- corner of Bagley and Engle Roads in Middleburg Heights. There experience and research, and devel- "Career Services doesn't make a campus recruiting schedule lists will be a live D.J., dancing, free food, and a free shuttle bus to and oping lifelong job dozens of opportuni- from the dance. The shuttle service will pick students up in front of skills." However ties for business and the Union and between Findley and Lang Halls. The shuttle will there are still stu- accounting majors start pickinc students up at 8:30 p.m. nndwiH every 15 minutes. dents who believe and very little else. Tickets are $8 for a single and $10 for two. They are currently'on Career Services is for .In response, sale during lunch and dinner in Lang Hall and in the Union. The business majors, for- Heidersbach said, I tickets will also be available at the door. For more information call ward thinkers, and "We have no control Pete at X7263 or Ben at x7152. people who can af- over who comes to ford to buy the soft- recruit. Do you ware. know why, say a TV Actors, get ready Students often station will never complain about the come to recruit stu- Resume Expert Plus dents? It's because there are tons of Auditions for "Medusa's Tale," written by Carol Lashoff and directed Program that Career people applying for by Elisabeth Madden, will be Monday, February 9 and Tuesday, Services offers. Ac- those jobs. We ask February 10 from 6 p.m. to 9 p.m. Auditions for "Sunny DeRee's cording to a brochure them to come, but Life Flashes Before His Eyes," written by Bill Bozzone and directed put out by the orga- 1 they don't need to." by Dr. Jack Winget, will take place at the same lime. "Medusa's Talc nization, Resume George Oldja (left) andAimee Dentkos (right) She pointed out the has openings for three females, two males and four to five unisex Expert Plus is "a spend time working at Career Services. full time employ- roles. "Sunny DeRee's Life..." has openings for one male and two software program Photo by Donala Dobos ment, externships, females. The auditions will be in the John Patrick Theatre in the that allows you to and other opportuni- Kleist Center for Art and Drama. The-performanccrtbrthe two plays create and print a ties in the bulletin more fairly rep- are March 13 and 14. Scripts arc available in the Theatre Office to professional resume. In addition, we profit." She went on to point out resent the student body. The wide read before the audition. store your resume in a database that adding non-Resume Expert variety of opportunities spread out which we provide to employers Plus resumes to the database across the back pages of the Job upon request." Although all this would be technologically impos- Bulletin are enough to give a stu- sounds very helpful, the fact of the sible. The resumes have to be Senate on Tour dent with even the rarest major matter is that the program costs $24, computable with the program. hope. $24 more than most college students Career Services does keep a file itudent Senate has decided to do Touring Senate this year. Senate can afford to give up. of the hard copies of resumes writ- Heidersbach went on to assert hopes to see students attend Senate meetings when they hold their Rumor has it that Career Services ten by students who did not use that only about five percent of stu- meetings in the various districts. Senate hopes to hear an update on will not help students with their re- Resume Expert Plus, and they do dents who get jobs get them what each organization has been doing and what they will be doing sumes unless they have the soft- their best to send them out to ap- in the future. A Public Forum will also be held at these meetings to ware, but Annie Heidersbach, direc- propriate organizations, but the See Career page 4 provide a question and answer session. Senate encourages the constituents to express concerns or opinions about anything going in around campus. The dates for Touring Senate arc as follows: On Get back at the pranksters February 3 in Sandstone III for the SouthWest District and Jen Nix Commuters, in the Findley Multi-Purpose Room on February 10 for also an option for students and any stalT writer the North District, and on February 17 in Heritage classrooms 4 & 5 of Ameritech's customers to use if for the South District. Senate will be having food and prizes during Rumors and speculation have they are having problems with he meetings. been circulating around B-W's cam- people making prank calls. This pus for some time now, as to what feature has been available for three is *57, how it works, and when to and a half years. use it. The way the process of using '57 Black history month speaker Prank phone calls occur fre- works is if someone receives a quently on B-W's campus. Numer- prank call, they should, as soon as ous students are affected by the they hang up the phone, dial *S7, ward-winning author and acclaimed scholar, Dr. Michael Eric phone calls; most students endure which will automatically trace the lyson, will bring his inspiring message to Baldwin-Wallace College the situation and try to ignore and last call that was made. Ameritech 18 p.m. February 11 as the College's Black History Month speaker. avoid it. Students have been known runs the trace and then they auto- lis presentation, at Strosacker College Union, 120 E. Grand Street, to screen their phone calls through matically send that information to ; free and open to the public. Dyson, an ordained Baptist minister, their answering machines to avoid the callers'local police station. For s the author of several books about African-American culture, the agitating phone calls. They do B-W students, the information goes ncluding "Reflecting Black: African-American Cultural Criticism," these things because they often strait to the Berea Police Station. 'Making Malcolm: The Myth and Meaning of Malcolm X," don't think there is anything that can There is a $3.50 charge for the use 'Between God and Gangsta Rap," and his latest, "Race Rules." be done about it. of *57. Dyson's next book, "What Have We Come to?: Bridging the The options that have been the Students can use *57 to help Alice Hudak is the Coordinator ieneration Gap" is due later this year. Dyson has written for a number most helpful to the general public stop harassing phone calls. of Telecommunication at B-W. She publications, among them the "New York Times," "Vibe," when they are faced with prank Photo by Donala Dobos stated, "There has been a lot of Emerge," "The Nation," and "Rolling Stone." Dyson has been phone calls are "69 and Caller I.D. misunderstanding on campus wered for his ability to communicate intellectually, yet in a language boxes. However, neither of these their situation. Students can also where people have not known the asily accessible to his audience. He has been a popular guest on options are available to students in contact Safety and Security and process, to fill out a police report slcvision, radio, and the lecture circuit, as well as having quoted rap B-W dorms. There are some alter- the Berea Police Department to [after calling *57] and they call fries before a Senate Subcommittee. Dyson served as Director of natives that students have to com- file a police report on the incident. here [B-W Telecommunications] le Institute of African-American Research at the University of North bat the aggravating telephone calls. Students also can contact the saying they called *57 and they iirolina at Chapel Hill, until recently being appointed as Visiting For instance, they can alert the staff Ameritech Annoyance Bureau at want to know who called them, but listinguished Professor of African-American Studies at Columbia at B-W's Telecommunications Of- 1-800-769-4099. Iniversily. fice (x2331) and appraise them of The feature in question, '57, is See 57 page 4 The following lists were first printed in the Diverse Distinctions ' Diana Kole gave his Stale of the Union ad- January 18,1989 issue of the Exponent. WHAT Art is all around us Editor In Ciller dress. Instead of analyzing Ihe Debate on religion continues vations. Since I began my term as Editor President's speech, reporters were Top Ten Most Dangerous DOES James L. Cosper Taking witness of the brown In Chief, I have written every other discussing his "confidence in the Student thinks continued discussion and questioning of religious Places on Campus columnist bag lunch speakers in the week in this space on topics such fuce of adversity" or the fact that topics throughout Baldwin-Wallace community necessary There is an insidious move- Union or going to see the plays us friendship, love, diversity, ho- he didn't mention the "scandal 10. Showers 5 minutes before your class ment within this college. Their at Kleist involve you with the mosexuality, and most recently on rocking the White House." They The purpose of a college visual arts. Even sitting in a commented on how they felt many Dear Editor, propaganda is dispersed all religious diversity. I voiced my and I would even go so far as to newspaper is to report events starts (doesn't it always seem that every- lecture hall, watching the ac- people left before congratulating I would first like to say bravo DAY MEAN over the campus, indeed, all opinion and urged our community say that they are probably unsolv- on campus as well as to pro- one else is running for that 1 working tions of those around, you have the President after his speech was to James L. Casper for his ar- over the world. Every flyer, to gel up and lake action against able. vide a forum students to ex- the sense of art. What do you over, and how well he seemed to ticle in the January 21 issue of shower when you are?) poster, newspaper, and maga- the injustice and hale that perme- However, it has always been in press their thoughts on issues TO YOU? see? How do you feel? Art is be doing "in spite of it all." Per- the Exponent. Cosper raises an zine. Every presentation you ates the world and community we the nature of man to question his that are important to them. all around you. sonally, I'm tired of all the media excellent point. Many of those 9. The bookstore during the first 3 days see. Each building and fountain live in; I talked about acceptance existence, and many of the great- This kind of discourse, Society differentiates be- hype telling me what 1 should think I have encountered adamantly Does the very is part of their manipulations. and tolerance of those who are dif- est thinkers of each generation whether we all agree with it or of every quarter tween painters, writers, per- about the whole thing.I also don't quote and invoke biblical pas- thought of February People.and objects who oper- ferent from us, about valuing the have thought long and hard about not, is essential to the existence formers, and sculptors. All of agree that this whole alleged scan- sages without acknowledging ,, ate with the sole purpose of in- opinion of others while still being these questions. and success of a free society, 14 make your heart them, however, are visual art- dal is is the most important event or taking into consideration the 8. The middle of Bagley Sbad (personally, fluencing your thoughts, emo- able to hold your own. One could say that Ms. Kole's and this society cannot thrive go pltter-patP Or ists. Beyond that, we are all vi- currently affecting my life. historical and cultural context tions, and philosophies are all These are the ideas 1 think about, if authority figures such as ad- I love the feel of cars zooming all around sual artists because just as those in which it was written. The does It make you around you. Art is all around that I believe are important, and I I prefer not to base a decision on ministration or faculty, or an : ..*••' fine arts workers me. i.) want to strangle the you,: , ''.. ••/ shared them here on these pages. the biased commentary being tales the Bible contains were entity such as a newspaper at- passed down from generation next person who ot- While at a glance ~~~ ••• '. change the world Sometimes I wonder if my voice thrown at my television every day. "If we are to truly tempt to dictate which issues 7. The Con during jury time (ask.a Con with their pieces, falls upon uncomprehending ears. I prefer not to make a decision to generation, and not recorded are more important than others. ters you a candy ' the Commuter Ac- "...we are all until long after they originated. tivities Board so do the rest of Sometimes I wonder if our genera- based upon someone's opinion understand anything, I admit to having some fear major) conversation heart? visual artists..." We know that certain alter- poster and the us with our dress, tion can still think for themselves. without hearing the facts. I prefer that the Exponent won't print ations were made when King the Bible included, Whether we like It "East Meets West" movements, and We have fashion designers and not to be prejudiced by people who letters addressing these issues 6. The Rampant Lion (wait 2 hours to get James ordered the translation we must understand or not, Happy Heart advertisements postures, models to show us what we're sup- don't know all the facts either. I'd now, and if that happens, it will in, only to get pushed around once you're -of-lhe-Bible.into.English.and,_ Day U lastly ap- hnveiittletodowilheacHother, Thus, everythjngyou see is posed to look like, we have our rather make my own decision, af- —-where-itcamefrom- "miseraBIc"fairi!iB"5tiKicntsthat— inside) ~!~ ; ^—••••• ••• as Cosper aptly poi nts out, that both are trying lopersiiade you" iriaTformofthevisuaTarts.For country's leaders telling us what ter thinking for myself. it is supposed to represent. proaching. So let the necessary structure of the and how it came to attend thei• •r functions- ' . Bot" h" what is art but an observation our values should be, we have hun- While listening to someone I have my own religious and your emotions run family has changed quite dra- seek to bring students together of the world around you? When dreds of movies letting us watch else's opinion can broaden an in- about." philosophical belief, and I can't 5. The parking lots (there are many ways matically in the thousands of wild by writing an for cultural events. The.CA.B. we look upon the world in such other people live lives of action dividual, allowing expanded com- fully agree with either side of one can become injured here: 1. if you're years that have passed. If we editorial to be fea- group encourages commuters a way, it has the potential to and adventure, and the media to fort zones and broadened horizons, this ongoing debate. However, are to truly understand any- racing another car to get that 1 avail- to lake a more active roles in become a much more reward feeds us the news they think we an opinion based on gossip instead attitude is either one of pragmatism I enthusiastically laud everyone tured In the next Ex- thing, the Bible included, we able parking spot in the lot; 2. if you're campus, life. The Kleist Art in' g plac' e fo' r everyone. should hear. of fact can be painfully malicious or of apathy, or both, as I believe. who has written regarding this, ponent. must understand where it came an oblivious pedestrian to the race and The arts are such an integral instead of legitimately honest. Kole predicts that "some die-hard as it demonstrates that there are Spread the love or Gallery uplifts the mood of its Most recently I can't seem to es- from and how it came about. religious zealots will say I'm evil get accidentally ; 3. if you try walk- viewers. Both function as vi- part of our society, our very cape the face of Clinton every Children are still taught to hale by students on campus who ask share your frustra- nature'as human beings, that 1 uniformed individuals; relation- However, I was extremely and going to hell because I don't these questions are willing to ing alone aross the darkened Art and sual arts in two'different ways. night on every channel as the top disappointed to read the article read the Bible or go to church." I tions! . The Cyber Cafe.itself is art. encourage everyone find the story on every news show. Did he ships can be deadly if people aren't take the time to write about Drama and Union lots—I hear it's the time lo attend a meeting of the informed correctly about the risks entitled "Diverse Distinctions" don't think that for a second, but I these issues that are important Turn your editorial Th.e wprds/'CyberCafe" bring do it, or is he innocent? Is he lying by Exponent Editor in Chief do feel sympathy for her and those breeding ground place for muggers and to mind a number of relation- Visual Arts Club. We will be about lying? Is he lying about ly- of HIV and other STD's; and some to them, even if they aren't to Into the Exponent continue to perpetuate the rumors Diana E. Kole. Kole criticizes that apparently have never stopped Ms. Kole. rapists) ships you may or may not con- ; holding a meeting nextTues- ing about Jying? Is there nothing both sides of the ongoing reli- to ask, "Why?" mailbox at the Ser- sciously recognize, but there day, February 10 in the Gallery more important than whether or that drugs can't hurt you, and a few too many drinks won't matter-it did gious debate for wasting their Although the issues that Kole is ! vice Desk by Friday. '•jcaribeWdoubfthatbb'thwords 'lecture hall of trie Kleist'Ceri- not Clinton had sex with an intern? Thomas Rcadmond 4. The See Center (for us couch'potatoes lo Chris Farley. time on religion in favor of is- probably concerned about are im- :; nirfttve'been'ingirained upon, our . ter far Art and Drama ar8 p.m.' I remember a few weeks ago there B-W Student . who become .inspired by"-the*" gfeat iJods ,Februarytj at 3:00 : sues which she feels are more portant and deserve our attention, p m. c/o Perspec; \ /generation'S'psyche; iTbis litlb Over the year, we have worked was nothing more important than There are so many people tell- important. it would seem that she is more around us, working out "can''prove to-be ; has a rather different, affeel on group pieces, scene films at Clinton's new dog, Buddy. Is this ing Ihe modern man and woman Kole characterizes these interested in living in the moment fatal!) • •: lives. upon visitors than the nameless ' University Circle, attended art alleged sex scandal more impor- what to think, how to act, and who garne room of lost year. Meclures, and seen perfor- to trust. I'm encouraging you to questions as "centuries-old, than in asking questions that are Columnists Wanted! tant than the impact of the Pope's arid possibly unsolvable." In greater than any one of us, or even 3. The Health Center (when you're sick) ' ' The Cafe'now exhibits art- > mances both on campus and visit to Cuba? Last week in one of examine all your options, take in this, she is absolutely correct, all of us. The Perspectives sec work, first the teasing of'Dr. elsewhere. We will certainly the area's newspaper, Clinton had as much factual information as tions of the Exponent i: '; DeMarco's musicians and npw -'attend the "Children of a Lesser the front page while the Pope and possible, and then form your own opinion. Don't let yourself be 2. The Cafeteria (see above) seeking columnists fo the still life pieces of our own God" performances in the last Fidel Castro, along with a very vio- week of February.. . . lent and tragic local murder, were pushed into someone else's winter quarter. No experi students. rWhen you look, at 1. The Hive (see above, see above) " thosVworks';; you are'taking a ;' Please, Dring"your unique placed on the back page of Sec- thought. And before you respond, theExnQnent ence is necessary! glance-through the-eye of the perceptions and beliefs to the tion A, after at least eighl pages and be sure you understand what the Diana E. Kole Editor In Chief Call Heather at the Expo , artist. •: A'n .interpretation is Kleist Gallery lecture hall, 8 16 stories on the latest White other side is saying. Otherwise, ( you'll just be another gossip Melissa Foster Director of Development nent office (X2272) fo '' ma'dVof aripth'e'r persons boser- p.m., on February 10.' House allegations. Top Ten Most Boring Places spreading rumors. Christ! Klein Business Manager more information. Also last week, the President Adam Zeller Advertising Manager On Campus Lisa Hopp Asst. Ad Manager News Editor Dan Naymik > : ;; : VIEWPOINTS Asst. News Editor 3:.^'.f::K^t*^^^V^S^^»'t^V:lf*. i ^'-4*^ '^ ^ 10. Waiting in line at the Cashier's Win- Amy Pennock dow to pay one's bill Heather Sakai. Perspectives Editor What, in your opinion, has Melissa Bauer Campus Life Editor •™seryesdM:righgta\edmfor0 Stacey Harson Asst. Campus Life Editor 9. Waiting in line to register for classes been the greatest movie Chris Yohn A&ECo-Editor fflsefCjeQfJyxleglweltiitdOt Jenny Graskey A&ECo-Editor 8. Waiting in line at the Hive on week- ever made? Kathy Ames Sports Co-Editor Jprinted in the next weeks Is- ends ! Chris Johnson Sports Co-Editor IMeWa1mWiilb$witihW& BUOLEYOURTOIN - Tree Willy" ! „ TO STOP WINS Rosann Bilck Photography Editor •1^tmhtirequisimf«t0$ 7. Waiting in line at the Bookstore . 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: : - -. -•';••' • V^: .!/•-;'. .."I,': .-'•. ; , • >• LOSE WHT Lisa Judge, Sophomore 275 Eastland Road • . ^expsitenit@lwv^u; . . Berea, OH 44017-2088 . X*,:^^:;fJ.4l:v.!£,i4vTri.;:-,i:.. ;:..;.-:.•'• ••• 1.- Waiting in line.ANYWHERE on this "slow Phone: (440) 826-2272 Fax: (440) 826-8581 •^'^••.•x'./.'-fr'*::'??.*'"^ ':?:.'••;-••'/'">:;:.'•" .V motion ca.mpus" '•••"''• '. page 3 February 4,1998 iPebruary 4,1998 page 2 heard of "57 before but I think it's Internship 57 a good idea. For exumple, if Eye strain relief Student Senate Platforms conl'd from page 1 you're getting serious multiple available for prunk phone calls, then its defi- A possible solution to the work- screen. Also, take vision breaks from advisors to lukewarm school I don't have the records....because nitely a good idea to use it." place problem of eye strain might I just threw away my seventh ' Senate your computer and make sure to S spirit, there are issues which of students misunderstanding the "I think even if its just annoy- well be a sight for sore eyes. U.S.G.S. p R O G R E S attempt at writing a funny, blink frequently to moisturize the definitely need to be "moved use of *57, there has been a lot of ing and people keep culling, it's Computer Vision Syndrome If you are an undergraduate or E E P 0 E X T E catchy, and artistically crafted eyes. forward," and there is no rea- Elections unnecessary charges to the school. continuous and it's disturbing (CVS) is a condition charuclerized graduate student studying geology, R A T A S • P U N campaign platform. So, after a Eye drops generally relieve the son why we can't do it. It is the "If it's just annoying and not your peace of mind then you by eye struin associated with pro- geogruphy, computer science, C 1 L P E D A lot of Mountain Dew and only redness associated with eye s job of the Student Body Presi- VOTE threatening, you should wait and should call too. Or in any in- ' longed computer use. More than 15 computer graphics, oceanography, 1 H M S 0 R E T a little salvageable writing, I'm strain, but do nothing to moistur- dent to work closely with the monitor your culls. Ameritech stance where you feel seriously million Americans suffer from civil engineering, biology, chem- I I N 1 N E going to give you what you de- for . ize dry and tired eyes. However, s student body, the Student Sen- likes to see if [there's a pattern of] violated or uneasy about the CVS and nearly 60 million com- istry, or related fields, the U.S. T N S S E T serve: A platform which is one company has found that a 1.0 ate, and the faculty and admin- Studenl'Senators three to five calls a week before phone call then you should call puter users report that they suffer Geological Survey (USGS) Earth E G T 1 N simple and straight from the glycerin solution may provide the istrators of Baldwin-Wallace to it's considered an annoying phone because its better to be safe than from the same type of eye discom- Sciences Internship Program of- I B C heart. on Monday, lubrication and long-term relief N ensure that the will of the stu- call." Hudak said, "If students do sorry." fort related to computer use. Symp- fers you the unique opportunity to C L E During my three years here, computer users need. T dents plays center stage, al- February 9 at Lang use *57 or have filed a police re- Another student commented, "I toms of CVS include eye irritation, do hands-on research with some of E I've played roles ranging from < Bausch & ways. . and the Union. port, we like them to also cull and don't think prank phone calls on such as the nation's top scientists at one of Senator to tour guide to late- itchy and* Lomb Com- No change will come about notify B-W'sTelecommunicutions campus are really a big issue in the numerous USGS facilities Athena Inembolidis for Student Body President night crammer, and looking dry eyes. puter Eye easily, but nothing worth hav- Office." terms of frequency, but it all throughout the United States. The Please vote on Monday, Feb. 9tll back I can say that I've loved Drops have ing ever does. All I can say to comes down to who's receiving Also, fa- program is udministered by Oak it. I confess: I am a firm believer One B-W student living on cam- been shown that is this: I believe in finding the phone cull and how they're tigue, in- Ridge Associated Universities that B-W is a good place. pus, who wishes to remain anony- to relieve ning of my freshman year. I have reasons why we CAN rather In running for student sen- going to react to it." cluding (ORAU). Hello, I am Jared Goodsite. On But I'm also a firm believer mous, shnred one of her experi- tired eyes, served on Senate ever since, in a than getting hung upon reasons ate, I carefully considered A final comment made by a stu- heaviness The Department of the Interior Monday, February 9 you will cast that anything good can be made ences with prunk phone callers. eye strain, total of one and a half years. 1 also why we can't. It's going to take all of the problems that I en- dent was, "I think *57 should be of the eye- sponsors this program in order to your votes for Student Body Vice better. That is why the slogan She said, "we don't get them fre- and dry ness. served on campus court, Phi Kappa the involvement of you, the stu- counter when touring the published, they should hang up lid or fore- prepare college students und recent President and President. I am ex- for my campaign is "Moving quently, but when we do they are The drops Tau Risk Management Chair, dents, every step of the way to campus. I would like to run flyers on campus. That would do head and ' graduates for careers in areas of in- cited at the possibility of represent- Forward." If we're not moving disturbing. For exumple, just re- are espe- Homecoming Committee, and make change happen. I prom- a campaign that reinforces two things; it would inform difficulty terest to USGS. The USGS's mis- ing the students of Baldwin- forward, what are we doing? As cently we received a phone cull cially for- most recently have taken on the job Jsejouphold my end of the bar- the old cliche "if it ain't people and if it in focusing sion is to provide geologic, topo- Wallace College and helping to -President..my40b_would_bejg_ from a man who mulated to "of Intefin'i Treasurer of the Student gain. Are youTn?~~~ ~~ broke,—donM—fix-^il^'- ~w¥s" "publi- arc ptub- graphic, and hydrologic informa- make the student voTci~6e"heard~ work on your behalf to make was speaking in relieve the Body. With (his position I have Though there are not many cized enough, lems. tion that contributes to the wise as the Vice President. Baldwin-Wallace exactly what Let's move forward. an obscene man- stress and been responsible for the managing things I have noticed need it would defi- management of the nation's cul- There are many issues on our you want it to be. ner." Symp- strain of of and controlling of all of the Stu- fixing, there are several is- You probably nitely discour- tural resources and promotes the campus I would like to address in Yours in Service, . "I would say the toms of computer dent Senate funded organizations From the dazzling Ritter Li- sues that I do feel need to age on-cam- health, safety, and well-being of the next year. Some of my most nature of the call CVS tend work, and are safe enough to use budgets. In my time here at B-WI brary to indifferent academic Erik Gottfried be addressed. shouldn't use pus prankers." the people. Appointments provide important initiatives are improving and his persis- to occur because there is a de- as often us needed. have been involved in many fac- Hudak said opportunities for interns to partici- relations and communications with First of all, I will work tence really bor- creased frequency of blinking af- ets of campus life that have helped very hard to build on all of *57 unless it that getting It is ulso recommended that pate in USGS mission-related pro- 'the administration, providing bet- 1, Julie Gabriel.am running for a-position as Senator for the South dered on harass- ter staring at a computer for an ex- me to develop knowledge and Caller I.D. computer users, especially those grams, projects, and activities. ter communication with our con- the work previously done on ment. There wns tended time. As a result, eyes lend skills needed for this job. District. As a Senator, I would: is an boxes put into over 40, receive periodic dilated stituents through the use of quar- the visitation hours. It is my a pattern to his to lose moisture, dry out, and be- Appointments are available for belief that college students campus dorm eye examinations. all levels of education ranging terly surveys to compile your ques- The position of Student Body G ather input and ideas from the constituents of the South District behavior where come sore. emergency.' rooms in the For more information on vision tions and concerns, and inviting Vice President is not one to be are capable of making these he seems to have Eye experts recommend the fol- from two years of college training and S5SS=^=5S near future is problems related to computer students or groups of students to taken lightly. The person elected types of decisions for them- just picked a ^SSSSJ lowing tips for users to help reduce to the postdoctoral level. Stipend A ccelerate projects already in the making. "not foresee- work, write to Bausch & Lomb come to Senate to see what we do, to this position has to have orga- selves. Therefore, I fully dorm and called the risk of CVS. levels range from $19,475 to B ringing out the concerns of the students with able" due to Eye Care, Computer Eyes, 1500 or can do, for you. I would like to nization, dedication, and experi- support visitation hours 24 the rooms up and First, position the monitor 20-26 $38,950 per year depending on the R espect for all persons at B-W, I will press for the Broadway, 25th Floor, New York, see Senate take on a new role and ence to be able to do the job. It is a hours a day. I was told that down the floor where I live. I've "the types of equipment we have inches away from your eyes, highest degree achieved by the I ssues that have NY 10036. really push for some capital im- commitment to the students, fac- whenj went away to school, now. To set that up you need a slightly below eye level. applicant. Eligibility is limited to E xtreme importance to better our campus. talked to people that have received ulty, and administration of the col- I would have to be respon- Second, try arranging light students and recent graduates provements for our campus. Al- L ively representation for the students is my primary goal. a [similar] phone call and it would special phone and line which though we have made strides with lege to be held with the utmost re- sible for myself concerning have been in relatively the same would add costs to the students sources in a position that will mini- Courtesy of the North American (within one year) of accredited campus buildings in the last few spect and needs to be entrusted to matters very similar to time frame; he used the sume lines and the school, because it'll cost mize glare and reflection on the Press Syndicate U.S. colleges and universities. In- For years, I think there are still many a person who can handle the re- these, and I feel that all stu- in their conversations." $6 a month per phone line" to ac- dividuals interested in an intern- sponsibilities. Please take the time dents who have progressed ship should submit an application problems with campus housing, This person didn't think there tivate the Caller I.D. service. to vote on February 9 in the Union S ludents working together in an open through high school are ma- ing them a job right off...who think consisting of: resume, three refer- parking, handicap accessibility and was anything that could be done Hudak's final thoughts on the or tang and please consider cast- E nvironment where they ture enough to make such Career I'm not helping them...but I'm ence letters sent directly from the other facilities that we need to ad- about prank phone calls. She subject were, "You probably conl'd from page 1 ing your vote for the right candi- N etwork with other organizations to provide decisions for themselves. here to help you make connec- sources (not by the applicant) to dress and push to have looked at added, "I never heard of '57 be- shouldn't use '57 unless it is an date. Thank You. A ctivities and programs for the campus. Another issue I would like through on-cumpus recruiting. tions, to network. So it is some ORAU (address specified below), and corrected. fore, but now that I know what it emergency. I know there a lot of T eamwork of the Senators brings to address is the lack of va- "Use the job bulletin/'she advised, work, but most people come out unofficial transcripts form ull Experience with student affairs is and how it works, I would con- problems with annoying or ha- E xcilement and progress to B-W. riety of foods at the dining "but don't rely on it." Even the Stu- saying I can't believe how easy it poslsecondary institutions (official • is a very important part of the Stu- Jared Goodsite sider using it in the future if a call rassing phone calls on campus, halls. Due to busy sched- dent Handbook affirms this, say- was." transcripts may be required at a dent Body Officers. The officers really bothered me." but the best route to use is to no- ules, many students end up later date), und a detailed list of deal with the administration on all that it can and will be heard. If tify Telecommunications at B-W ing "If you can't find field experi- A good number of seniors have Perhaps I should begin this eating past the time the main Other students living on campus, computer skills. types of issues and ideas, I was first we strive to help ourselves and and then fill out a police report." ence you like in the Job Bulletin, expressed the concern that they are platform with a list of my ac- dining hall is open. I aim to also wishing to remain anony- appointed to Senate at the begin- others through these ideas, we She added that if the problem our staff can help you pursue a tai- too lute to seek help from Career Internship opportunities become complishments in Senate in mous, seem to agree that they can instigate positive change, no ext'end these hours. persists, "I can call Ameritech and lor-made opportunity." Some stu- Services. Not true, Heidersbach available on a continual basis, so the last year as a representa- didn't know what could be done if dents still find it hard to believe said. "I think a lot of seniors are matter what the issue, Also, I perceive that there they can put the tracing equip- application materials are accepted tive for North district. Or, per- they received a prank phone call, with all the opportunities readily afraid they're going to come in Secondly, I'd like this election should be a greater variety ment on the. [students] phone line, throughout the year and kept on haps I should discuss my and they had not known about the available to business majors that here and we're going to yell at to be the students' chance to of food that is eaten instead and then Ameritech gives that in- file to be considered for future stance on the library, visitation •57 feature. there is anything else. "I just don't them. We're not. We're nice choose the people they truly be- of the same foods every day formation to the police." openings.' Send all application hours, campus diversity, or the One student added, "I've never know how to dispel that myth," people here," said Heidersback lieve will represent them well of the week. "The Hive" materials to: Oak Ridge Associ- over abundance of pasta we, Heidersbach said. She pointed out laughing. "We just want to help in student government and in re- often caters in Subway for. ated Universities, Alln: Ernestine as B-W students, consume. flyers, magnets, and leaflets that you." The best advice I can give lations with other parts of the the students. I think this is a Friedman, P.O. Box 117, Oak • What are the major changes Career Services has been distrib- students is don't be stagnant. It's A.? campus community. It's like great idea, but why not of- Ridge, TN 37831-0117. I'd like to see take place at B- uting nil year. All of them muke it not too late." She elaborated, tell- .Monday'thru^urMay 5:00 pm to ^00 pmgi'y students to cast their voles for fer this type of deal to more For more information contact i W7 very clear that the office offers ser- ing stories of seniors getting their Mf8100 flDi; .to*12 s 00.: pro > S & turp By ^^BislP^^il^^M^li^"1 the people they believe will restaurants around Berea? Ernestine Friedman at (423) 576- CHANGES OF HEART. January 27,1998 January 31,1998 vices for everyone. first internships at the end of their stand firmly, listen carefully and This would present an ex- 2358,e-mall: I'd like to see all of us (stu- speak strongly in order to allow She pointed out examples of En- senior year, and people coming in [email protected]; or Deborah cellent money making op- A resident of u Southeast cam- dents, faculty, staff, and ad- the students' needs and wants A resident of a North campus glish, history, and theatre majors for resume help even after gradu- McCleary at (423) 576-4813, c- portunity for these restau- pus residence hall called Safety ministration alike) take a step to be expressed and understood. residence hall reported receiving that the organization has helped. ation. "We'd prefer if you came niail: [email protected]. Also rants, and would also de- and Security to report someone back and really consider how annoying telephone calls from an in before then, but we'll still help Above all, I'd like to make a liver the type of variety of Career Services is not at all check www.orau.gov/orise/edu/ we view our school and each had stolen a set of keys from his you. We want to help you. It's request, both to my district and food that the students de- unknown male caller. underqualified to help with non- uggrad/usgsl.htm. For other edu- other. I'd like to open our room. The room was unsecured never too early," she said. to the entire campus: PLEASE serve. business resumes. cation programs administered by community's eyes to some of at the time the keys were taken. Students still find it hard to make VOTE - whether you vote for A student reported his vehicle Last year, she commented, Jack ORISE, check www.orau.gov/ the wonderful people and op- In closing, 1 would work was damaged while parked in the Winget of the theatre department the long walk over to Bonds Ad- orise/educ.hlm. portunities this campus holds. me or my opponents, vote for a very hard to make some Knowledge or»ulorna(cd»yjtcmnnd terminal UK p« f« ""IJ Fairgrounds lot. The officer tak- February 1,1998 and Victoria Bussert of the musi- ministration Building, especially PRESSRELEASE I'd like us to take the initia- representative you respect and progress in these areas, as ing the report indicated wires in cal theatre department gave the when they aren't sure how much tive to offer one thank you to trust. Exercise your right and be well as represent all resi- |Resporilbliifprihiopl!cctibr^Jervlcing,iuiaiii)u|d«lionof-!;: the engine compartment had been A resident reported her wallet professionals at Career Services a help Career Services can. give someone who has reached out heard. dents in my district, to the damaged. and a set of B-W keys were sto- workshop in how to prepare re- them. Heidersbach and other pro- to us in our time here, for ev- This is a time of great prom- best of my ability. I would len from her jacket, while she sumes for the theatre. fessionals at the center wonder if ery complaint we voice. And, ise and opportunity for our cam- hope that everyone will con- was at Mad Jacks Cafe. Heidersbach was not at all sur- a move to the Student Union largevoiumeofaccoVnUwlthocuMQmcrKrvice'aiiltu'de, Jea, I'd like us to suggest a solu- pus community as a whole. January 30,1998 sider these improvements prised to learn that a small infor- would encourage more students tion for every problem we'd Let's make a difference... to- and cast your vote-to elect ; We offer gcneroui benefits Jndudlng tuition reirnbursemcni and . A resident of a Southeast resi- mal poll of students revealed that come in for help. They want to do like to see addressed. But gether. me. A resident of a Southeast cam- : dence hall reported receiving ob- most people with this attitude have' anything they can to bring more ^^j^^i^^Sro^ii;^ ap|)jy^vlsllMr!ifflceMqn^ most of all, I'd like us all to pus residence hall reported re- scene telephone calls from an never even set foot inside the ca- people in for assistance. ; feel that we have a voice and Anna Jenot - North District ceiving harassing type calls from ffl^«iioi^ «3rVS)^mefi2an1^c^^ Aaron Loyd unknown male caller. reer office. "The are a few people, "We want to help you!" an unknown male caller. not a lot...because I'm not hand- Heidersbach commented. f«x;t4%/54^r6w.^"^'l»IOpporl''nllyEmployer,:.' :?'?;' Provided by Safety and Security The Exponent February 4,1998 The Exponent pages page 4 February 4,1998 Camnus LiliL Baldwin-Wallace College Weekly Organization C.E.P. brings in a winner Sweeping away the clouds Food Service Department Cincinnati. By his senior year, he and will 'continue to keep bringing Melissa Bauer rhythms are triggered by our first ing in the winter can also be help- Winter Quarter 1998 - Hours of Operation Meetings Slacey Harson was traveling around so much with great events and shows to Campus Life Editor exposure to daylight in the morn- ful. The normal office light or Assl. Campus Life Editor his stand-up routine that he dropped Baldwin-Wallace. ing. home lighting is not bright enough ' B-W Aerobics^ WBWC ^N About 14% of the United UNION PINING HALL: out of college to pursue comedy. The people that make up C.E.P. Symptoms in adults include leth- to have any positive, mood-lifting Mondays at 6:IS p.m. He's been seen on Showtime, Slates population notice a seasonal Monday through Saturday 7 a.m. -10 p.m. ' Sundays from 3 - 5 p.m.^ Judging from Irwin's rapport only have one worry; they bring argy, fatigue, ravenous appetite, effect. in the Senate Chambers Evening at the Improv, written for change in behavior, and about 6% Sunday 9 a.m. -10p,m. in the Rec Center with people in the audience, it in great acts and set up fun aclivi- weight gain, carbohydrate craving, The Baldwin-Wallace Counsel- room 204 in the Union "Politically Incorrect" and MTV. actually are impaired by these withdrawal from relationships, in- ing Center (in the Health Center) GrabV Go 7 a.m. -10 p.m. He has even been on "Geraldo" seems safe to say that he will prob* ties, but very few people attend changes. Forty-seven percent of ability to concentrate or focus, has recently acquired Gridiron 7:30 a.m. -10 p.m. three times. The best part of ======:======s^======. them. Dan Bahry had this the population gains weight in the problems at work, anxiety, and/or Phototherapy, or light therapy, Chicken Market, Paisanos, Spuddies, Specialty Bar, Comfort all of this is that Campus to say about the attendance winter, and 42% need more sleep. despair. Most, (75 to 80%), of technology to aid any students who C.A.B. •"Martial Arts Club f ihe fu Entertainment Productions While climate, season, and SAD sufferers are women. SAD may be suffering from SAD. This Zone 11 a.m. -1 p.m. and 4 p.m. - 7 p.m. Tuesdays at noon in ' ' Tuesdays and Thursdays at 2' brought him here last "When are people go- ° " ™tions, -n weather have historically been usually begins in late teens or early treatment is based on the interac- Bread Basket, Meating Place, Dessert Bar, Garden ofEatin, the Student p.m. in the Rec Center Thursday night, January 29, f f O seems like the only time Activities Center, Multipurpose Room 6s u known to affect mood, only within twenties. tion of light with the eyes, not the Soup of the Day 11 a.m. - 7 p.m 1998. His name is Mike ing to realize that we P^P' ' . Whes n are people Irwin, and being funny is , . ... . something tists documented and mea- brain chemistry by control- SUBWAY is featured every Wednesday. what he does best. going to realize that we sured this effect. In addition ling the levels of the neu- LA^fG PINING HALL: Open Monday through Friday Campus Crusade" To say he is funny is not aren t going to bring in aren't going to bring in co- ''Newman Student"" medians that aren't funny? to latitude, storm patterns rotransmitter serotonin and for Christ . the half of it; not only did Continental breakfast (omelet bar) 7:30 a.m. • 10 a.m. Organization funny.comedians What's that one aren't hour What's one hour out of and cloud cover contribute the hormone melatonin. Tuesdays at 8 p.m. he have jokes about every Lunch 11 a.m. -1 p.m. Wednesdays frpm your night?" to winter dreariness and ex- Serotonin regulation helps yin the Union Quarry Room/ single social issue you Dinner 4:30 p.m. - 6 p.m. 8:30 p.m. to 9:30 p.m. at the out of your night?" Taking into account that acerbate SAD (Seasonal Af- to diminish the decreased re- could think of, he was well fective Disorder) in some sponsiveness to light. Regu- Newman House located at versed on them. There was people tend to have busy •Salad, Soup, Deli, and Dessert Bars available 170 E. Center St. schedules at Baldwin- parts of the country, particu- lation comes in the form of from 11 a.m. - 6 p.m. no stone left unturned when larly the Great Lakes region. simply exposing the retinas' J HASA it came to society once he Wallace, it still seems a People living in the South- more light. The light effecl is LANG offers one of the following specialty bars every day: ' (Hispanic American was finished. ably be seen doing other things in shame that people can never spare east and Southwest have transmitted via the nerve tract pasta, oriental, nugget, fiesta, pierogie, chicken tender, Kappa Phi Student Assbciatibri) Hie future;When asked about-up- -an hour-tn-have.fun.on campus. Irwln's cbmedystyle "may hbi twice as much sunshine in ——that connects the retina to the coming projects, he wouldn't com- If you are In need of a study L '(Women's Christian Group) ^ Thursdays at 6 p.m. on the agree with some people; he does winter as people in Northern hypothalamus' suprachias- second floor of the Union., have some more vulgar jokes, but ment specifically on what he had break and something is happening Mondays from 8 to 9 p.m. states. The threshold of light malic nuclei, considered the SUBWAY is featured every Tuesday at lunch. if audience response is any indi- in the works, but he said that he had that is put on by C.E.P., by all in the Lang Hall lounge^ that elicits depression varies body's biological clock. SAD cation, he was succeeding in keep- a few things coming up in the near means give their activities a for individuals. patients, with a couple weeks GENERAL STORE: ing the people laughing. future. chance. It is doubtful that you will of insufficient light, appar- Between the months of Monday'through Friday from 10 a.m. -8 p.m. ~\- Irwin had a humble start in com- Needless to say Campus Enter- regret it. C.E.P will be featuring ently produce inadequate se- (Campus October and April, an esti- Saturday from 11 a.m.-4 p.m. . , '• edy, performing when he was at- tainment Productions brought in a comedian Vic Henley coming up . rotonin, which leads to their mated 10 million people will Sunday from rioori to 7 p.m. ' 's Sociology/CriminalX Entertainment tending school at the University of very funny man for our enjoyment, on Thursday, February 26. depression. Light therapy ba- experience significant mood / Justice Club ) Productions) sically increases serotonin produc- COLONYrPlNlNG ROOM: Reservations are requested Mondays at 5:45 p.m. and behavioral changes. SAD is a An increasingly common treat- V Watch for upcoming I tion. Monday through Friday from 11:30 a.m. -1:30 p.m. s the Quarry Room clinical illness characterized by pe- ment is Phototherapy; this involves \ events open to anyone•/ If you feel as though you may .. of the Union riods of depression. Some scien- exposing people to high intensity, Sunday from noon to 2:30 p.m. , ' tists hypothesize that changes in full spectrum light panels for 30 be suffering from SAD, or you just CYBERCA'FE: !" ' ' ' ' exposure to light effects brain minutes to several hours a day. want to know more about this dis- S.E.A. chemistry; they say that certain This is equivalent to standing in order, you can stop by the Health Monday, through Frida'y,from 8 a.m. -11 p,m. ,.-„•>>. French Club (Students for hormones and neurotransmillers front of an open window on a Center or call the Counseling Cen- Satufdayahd'Suriday from 10 a.m. -11 p.m; •" '.* • . >.. Every other Monday ' sunny.day. Walking outside qn the Environmental Awareness)1 change daily as well as with sea-_ ter at extension x2180. 1 (12 a.m. close on entertainment nights) ;*"•„"" from'7 to 8 p.m. in sonal patterns. These circadian' rare sunny days'early.in the morn- Tuesdays at 6 p.m. . Dielsch Hall room 301, Sandstone I in the Union "Allies" The College 101 Course Assiscanc (CA) posicion is a unique Tuesdays at 7 p.m. QH YOU Need is ^aSd Romance, .in* the Chapel lounge^ opporcunicy available for junior and senior scudencs. Along wich faculcyi GAs ceam ceach che Freshman Experience If you would like^u/have your, organization's class offered during che fall semesc.er,. , •; meeting time"and/or location published in the

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Janet Cox Susan tlasiler Lisa Keller David Prllt Joyce Shipley i Elaine Falk Kelly Lozan Br»nl Morrison • Dean's List printed herein. . Teresa Crane Jace Hatcher Brendan Kellcy The Exponent page 9 page 8 The Exponent February;4>lS97 February 4,1997 Arts & Entertainment Ails & Entertainment 'Friar "Hick1 puts new twist on old story The GC5 is gonna lead the marches of the year. ules to the whole, instead of rely- song "Drawing the Blinds," which Rogers would introduce you lo Ihe Paul S. Kuzmlekas stars Ihe professional actor John Paxton is on campus helping the Many punk bands in the ing on the talent of one member. sings "I'm loo old to live and too whole neighborhood/ and sing for staff writer Payonk as Friar Tuck. Payonk was students prepare for the opening of '90's try to be entirely po- Punk rock drummers are often young to die" and " Let's Go After you/ who esle is going lo sing for the show. "You know this is a big Some people believe that certain the guest artist last year for the pro- GCi litical without having any criticized for the simple beat and the Real G's," which attacks you when you're having a bad deal because it is rare to ever meet musicals are extremely boring and duclion of "The Most Happy of ihe fun, frolicking punk monotonous fills, but drummer American greed and capitalism. day?" By far Ihe best song on the the composer of a musical, let unentertaining. Well this musical Fella." has grown up with. And Dave McKean manages lo rise But beyond Ihe chants for unity album, musically and lyrically, is is definitely not one of them, be- The students had quite a lot to say alone work with him," Dielz re- other bands forget about the from Ihe stereotype and lay down and broken hearts lies Ihe true "Artificial Peacefulness." This cause this time Robin Hood robs about Payonk. "He's totally per- marks. real world and just encour- 17 tracks of solid and precise beauty of this band. "I Saw a Priest song banishes and attacks all the from the rich, but gives to the Bald- sonable, very friendly, and even a This is a big deal for Paxton, age binge-drinking, bottle drumming. Musically The GCS is on a Motorcycle" is a hilarious yuppie-hippies that sit "on the win-Wallace community, as the B- little silly...He's always got a good Busserl, and everyone involved, \ flying, oi-shouling punk very light. The raw guitar solos on track that harmoniously sings, "Fa- street,/$300 drum/ I've only got W Conservatory of Music presents line," Dielz slates. "But he does his because this is the Midwest Pre- rock music. The GC5 songs such as "Origin" and ther Steve looked like a Harley one question,/ where'dthe money "The Adventures of Friar Tuck" to- homework, as in developing a miere of "FriarTuck." Payonkex- ^ f : (Grady Coffee 5) manages "Drawing the Blinds" lake The man/And I'd be willing to bet you/ come from?" The song ends with night through Saturday at 8 p.m. character, and learning the male- plains that "this is the beginning MoreAagressive'AJJproqcfi^ lo blend the best of both GCS beyond the punk rock world That a lot of priests want to ride a blatant attack at all people who and Sunday at 2 p.m. in the John rial. I think he is a very hard of what could possibly turn into Towards Pealekegpingl punk-rock worlds and re- thai insists the guitars constantly choppers too;" "Letlerbomb" lakes pretend lo stand for something, but Patrick Theatre at the Kleist Cen- worker, and it comes across a lot something big. There are New minds the "local scene" chug-chug-chug without any hope a new twist at yearning love in Ihe are simply Ihe bi-producls of a ter for Art and Drama. to the students." Graham agrees, York producers coming to see it, Mike Hemery what punk rock was originally of a solo. The solos are smoothly lines, "I jusl wish that you could baby-boomer culture who only and they are hoping to lake it fur- polished and backed by Ihe strong "This isn't your everyday Robin "He's great, professional, friendly, staff writer about (before the Green Day trag- call or maybe even write/ Or even cared about getting high and not ther." "That is the biggest reason bass work of Doug McKean. The Hood," says Ryan Dietz, who a terrific actor and singer, and very Reviewing new releases from edy). send me a lelterbomb/ Just lo let saving the world. The lyrics end people should see it," Dietz adds. vocals vary throughout the album. plays the Sheriff of Nottingham. fun to work with." local bands have a tendency to The GCS blends a conglomera- me know you're thinking of me to- with, "You make the world seem "It's a relatively new show and They truly shine during the harder "There's definitely no foxes or li- "Friar Tuck" was nominated for make me shudder. Most local tion of musical influences together night." so joyous when it's really they are using our school as a ve- songs when the snotty, punk-rock ons in this version." In this ac- the Pulitzer Prize in 1984, and was bands are too busy sucking up lo into one unified style. The raspy, Other of my favorite tracks in- not...Artificial Peace is pot." hicle to maybe lake it lo New York edge can permeate. And they are count, Robin Hood, Friar Tuck, performed in St. Petersburg, Rus- mone^-hungry organizations like nasally vocals of Rancid and Op- clude "Rumble at the Golden The GC5 is a new politically or even on tour, and it's free!" successful when they are permit- and his band of outlaws puts a spin sia, under the direction of Bussert CMG to make their own, original eration Ivy can be heard on songs Arches" and "Public Enemy #2." conscious band with a hint of hu- ted to break away from the slower on the conventional Robin Hood in 1997. In addition, Allen Leichl The Kleist Center for Art and music. Others don't possess any such as "Origin" and "Pebble in Ihe Possibly ihe best three tracks on mor in the local music scene. With ballads. The vocalist isn't always story, themes such as in the melancholy clude testimonials such as "Mr. Ohio 44907. Visit hell with this comical mastergieGe, New movie doesn't live up to expectations and an old friend lhal just Jenny Grnskey (Allen) is a neurotic, pill popping as she screams, "How could you Para Hanke There are some re"ally fabulous problems in this film are, it is vi- tumes, mannerisms, and the make- been if he had more scenes. writer who uses real life relation- do thai...with one of my own pa- happens lo die on the way things in this film, the first of sually breathtaking and enchant- up accent her role beautifully. The Although Ihe camera work and A&E Co-Editor staff writer ships as fodder for the characters tients?" Meanwhile, an apprehen- to the reception. Allen's which is Ihe camera work. The ing. The photography is a work only problem was the firsttim e she supporting cast were great, the two Woody Allen's newest self in his latest novel, only thinly dis- sive patient awaits her analysis in knack for cruel humor No, I never read "Great character of Finn is an artist, and of art. came on screen, I thought she was stars really didn't measure up lo parody, "Deconstructing Harry," is guising the affairs and divorces so Ihe next room. This patient is re- shines through as Cookie Expectations," but now I've seen director Cuar6n and director of The supporting cast is also su- Hank Azaria in drag with some my expectations. Hawke and a hilariously vicious out-take on as to insure total recognition by ally Farrow's adopted daughter, explains to the dean of the the movie. photography Emmanuel Lubezki perb. Jeremy James Kissner and really scary old age make-up. But Palirow have a certain chemistry love, sex, work, and politics- done the women he's exploited. His whom Allen recently wed, thus university upon their ar- The Alfonso Cuaron modernized make the visual as- Azaria comes later and sensuality about them, but I in true Allen style. This one tends wives and lovers have now be- realizing his infidelity through his rival, "Oh, he's dead, version of the classic Dickens tale pects of the film it- as Eslella's grown- think this was due to the camera to be a little overly vulgar in its come his worst enemies, beauti- work, just as the character he por- honey...you got one of stars Ethan Hawke as Finnegan self a work of art. up love interest, work rather than Ihe actors them- degrading dialogue and explicit fully enacted in such scenes as Ihe trays in Ihe film does. While them plastic bags?" Bell and an emaciated Gwynelh Sweeping shots of Walter. His role is selves. I had a lol of trouble being situations, but nonetheless, is noth- one where his first wife Lucy "Deconstructing Harry" basically Intertwined with his Pal trow as the love of his life, - the inlets and waters small, but il is easy sympathetic to either of them. ing short of a comedic masterpiece (Judy Davis) storms into Harry's involves sporadic relationships preparation for the trip and Estella, They meet when his of.Florida, Finn to see why Azaria is They weren't nice people, but even developed by an outstanding cast. apartment after reading the book, and their consequences, a rela- confrontations with his guardian Joe (Chris Cooper) is .dancing in celebra- getting so much that can be overlooked if the char- Kristie Alley, Judy Davis, Robin outraged and ready to kill with the tively simple concept, the film women are scenes depict- hired to do some gardening at the tion on a rooftop work these days. He acters are presented well. By the Williams, Julia Louis-Dreyfus, gun that she's brought along. The tends to be a little confusing as it ing events leading up to home of Ihe richest and strangest against Ihe night sky can play comedy, end of the film when the support- Demi Moore, Elizabeth Shue, and Mia Farrow scandal is obviously shifts back and forth between re- this inevitable crisis in Photo courtesy of New Line Cinema] woman in all of Florida, Ms. Nora in New York, and the bul he does the ing cast hod all moved aside, 1 Billy Crystal all make powerful illustrated in the confrontational ality and Harry's fictional version Harry's life, played out by Dinsmoor (Anne Bancroft). She decrepit grandeur of straight-man role of didn't really care what happened appearances in this somewhat scene between Harry and his sec- of it. Ihe characters he's created. If this flawed individual without hamper- doesn't really want a gardener, she Ms. Dinsmoor's arefined socialite, to Finn and Estella. Hawk and campy escapade about a writer's ond wife (Alley), where she real- Laced with the traditional witty sounds slightly confusing, that's ing his insatiable charm. wants a playmate for her niece mansion make for jusl as well. Chris Paltrow do fine with the support- self-absorbed obsession with sex, izes that he had an affair with one one liners, Woody's character because it is, and some viewers There is no doubt that some Eslclla. So it happens that every some incredible vi- Cooper is also very ing cast, bul together they are noth- and the predicaments that such an of her younger psychiatric pa- takes on everything from cancer to may decide they need to see it people (including many women) Saturday for many years Finn and sual moments in the good as Joe, Ihe ing spectacular. And the extru- obsession can cause. Harry Block tients. Alley is bitter and scathing Ihe existence of God. For example, again (like me) in order to fully will find this film unworthy be- Estella dance together and Finn film. The filmmak - guardian without a skinnincss of Palirow was very as he converses with a colleague grasp Ihe complicated shifts, in cause of its racy conversation and falls deeper in love. They grow ers don't slop there, Ethan Hawke, as Finn, and Gwynelh Paltrow, as Estella, lot of social sense, distracting., I wanted to slop the in a hospital waiting room, Harry point of view. degrading tendencies toward the up and Finn thinks they have a fu- however. Close-ups dance the night away in "Great Expectations." but with enough film, give myself lipo-suclion, and Student Specials declares, "The most beautiful Not one for explosive special female body, but die-hard Allen ture together, but matters of love of lady-bugs and lips Photo courtesy 20lh Century Fox love for Finn lo give her a little fat. Then at least I words in the English language are effects, Allen miraculously pulls a fans will wallow in biting dialogue are never easy. All Ihe while (or show childish won- make up for it. The wouldn't have to see that collar not 'I love you,' but 'It's benign'." sight gag about an actor (Williams) and explosive characterization that at least most of Ihe while), Finn der. When Eslella and Finn are Raquel Beaudene are engaging as real scene slealer in this film came bone jutting out like a starving Later, in yet another argument with who has literally gone out of fo- is typical of his films. I wouldn't paints portraits of Estella, her great older, the camera follows them the young Finn and Estella. Anne as no surprise: Robert DeNiro. He child from a third world country. his devout, Jewish sister, he shouts, cus, and his family must resort to recommend "Deconstructing beauty always haunting and inspir- around at skewed angles, playing Bancroft as the crazed Ms. plays a prisoner young Finn meets The film had some spectacular "So we're alone in Ihe universe..:! unsightly spectacles jusl lo clearly Harry" for a first dale, but rather ing him. Eventually they meet and flirting with them. The cam- Dinsmoor, jilted on her wedding and helps, and meets again later in moments, but as a whole it didn't 234-7060 suppose you're going to blame that see their loved one. Also inter- for Ihe person interested in Allen's again in New York city, against the era feels for Ihe characters almost day and determined lo scare her life. He lit up the screen in this work for me like I wanted it to. on me tool" spersed with Ihe intelligent ob- unique style of combining fiction backdrop of Central Park and the more than the other characters do. little niece off from men forever minor role. The only thing lhal "Great Expectations" is only me- diocre. The plot focuses on Harry's scenity are tributes to such works with reality, always using himself fabulous skyline. No matter what the rest, of the is wonderfully terrifying. Her cos- could have been belter would have 191 Front Street OPEN: Mon.-Fri. 11-9 drawn out search for someone to as Dante's "Inferno," Fellini's "8 as a starling point. After all, he re- 1/2," and Bergman's "Wild Straw- (next lo Batata) Sat. 11-6 accompany him to his former uni- ally did love a woman named versity (which, incidentally, kicked berries." A memorable scene in- Annie Hall (Diane Kealon's real him out), where he is lo retrieve volves Harry taking an elevator name). The audience leaves the Valentine Zone... an honorary degree. Due to Ihe down through the separate levels theater feeling a little more in- 1 Month 10 Tans $10.00 publication of his newest novel, his of Hell, as a voice-over dictates the formed (and a little more boggled) Unlimited off any wives are out of the question and nature of the sinners.yncluding in Ihe eccentric lifestyle of one of Sale: Gifts, Cards, For he retorts to asking one of the right wing conservatives, former the most recognizable auteurs of Tanning $30.00 Color or many prostitutes he hires: a flam- presidents, and IRS officials. Over- our lime through a wildly hysteri- $40.00 boyant, sado-masochisl by the all, Allen succeeds in conveying a cal romp through Ihe self con- ALSO: and More at the (reg. $35.00) Highlight name of Cookie, extravagantly tale of a morally ugly bastard while science. Incidentally, I wonder if mo/noffallred (rcg. $45.00) maintaining his lovable "Woody played by Hazelle Goodman. Join- Mia Farrow made the trip to the clothing BOOKSTORE Please Bring Student ID ing them are Harry's young son persona," so as to create a seriously theater for this one? rW Bookstore page 10 The Exponent February 4,1998 February 4,1998 The Exponent page 11 Jackets nicked by first place Ohio Northern Women run circles around the competition Lady Jackets one win Men follow loss with Student Prince conquest Jackets Men settle for a solid third place finish from tying school record Bear victory. Thompson did'score In the second half, Ihe Jackets 11 straight, 86-77. Marty Mordarski 18, but his other teammates, were able lo hold on to the lead. tracksters as Lakotash finished sec- and freshman Ryan Marino, who John Gonzalez Shawn M. Wollam The win against ONU was the stuff writer namely Kevin Sensabaugh (27 Junior post player AmareToure's ond in the 400 meter dash and was lopped the field in the men's pole staff writer stall writer team's seventh consecutive tri- Wednesday night, Ihe Baldwin- points) and Scott Unverferth (19 18 points lopped Ihe team which joined in the runners-up role by vault with a vault of 14 feet. The Considering how well the Bald- umph over Ihe Bears. B-W beat Wallace men's basketball team lost points) stepped it up to balance out had five Jackets score in The Baldwin-Wallace Indoor Nicole Apaonte, Nicole Lucas, men's team also saw their 4 by 400 win-Wallace women's basketball Ohio Northern January 13 by a to the OAC leading Ohio North- Ihe Polar Bears' attack. For the figures. Schefft followed with 15, Track Teams hosted the five- Krisly Edmison, Erin Simon, Jodi team lake first place. team has performed over the past score of 65-57. ern Polar Bears, 82-68. Entering Jackets, junior wing Steve Griffith with 13, Weisbrod with team "Sparky" Adams Invita- Detwiler, Ann Hisrich, Angela "I thought everyone did really two months, one would never ex- The Jackets took a trip to Tiffin Ihe game, Ihe Jackets were nudged Weisbrod led the way with 17 11, and Junior Bluyne Reush tional this past Friday in the Rec Caparso, and Sarah Shoffstell. well at the meet," said Coach pect the Jackets to be looking for Saturday afternoon for a contest in the middle of the conference al points including three trays. Senior stepped it up for 10 points. The Center. Both teams fared well, Freshman Jessica Carmona, who Taraske. "The girls dominated, and black cats in their path or broken with Heidelberg. Junior Jen fourth place while ONU was de- post player Brody Griffith added difference in the game had to be with the women to- mirrors in the locker room. But Swincharl may not have driven Ihe fending ils first place spot. The 15 points of his own while tearing that the Yellow Jackets shot 20- tally dominating the this week, B-W would like noth- bus, but had bolh hands on Ihe Jackets fell lo 10-7 and 7-4 on the down seven rebounds. Freshman 21 (.952) from Ihe line, while field. ing more than to be branded with the number 13. wheel on offense before the learn road. On Saturday night, the men wing Jason Schefft, Ihe Yellow snatching 10 more rebounds lhan The Lady Jackets The Lady Jackets have won 12 headed home with a 57-46 win. took on Heidelberg in Upslrung Jacket's leading scorer, finished the Princes. demolished second- straight games after last week's Swinehart led Ihe learn in scor- Gymnasium and held on lo a three with 11. place Mount Union This Wednesday B-W takes on victories over OAC rivals Ohio ing with-23 points, including a 5-7 point half lime lead through the by a score of 243- Following the loss to Ohio John Carroll who will be coming Northern and Heidelberg. The day beyond the arc. Senior Lori enlire*econd hal f and came oul on II 112. The men's team Northern, the Jackets headed home off a big upsel victory over Ohio team's current streak is one game Peddicordwas in the passenger seat lop, 79-76. look second behind to lake on Heidelberg, whom they Northern on Saturday. The Jack- shy of lying the school record, 13 with 13 points. Against Northern, the Jackets Mount Union and had suffered a disappointing loss els are 11-7 on ihe year with six in a row set by coach Cheri B-W ball handlers have made went into Ihe game with a differ- Fredonia State. to two weeks prior. The score at more games remaining. This weeks Jackets of the only Ihe third B-W wrestler in Harrer's squad last season. their possessions count this season, ent defensive strategy lhan in last Ihe half had B-W ahead, 42-39. Both teams had With six games left, the Jack- Week are Senior Bobby Bollas school history to have four straight especially during their streak. The week's malch-up, when Northern Both' teams were playing dead even their share of indi- The 13 may have been a lucky ets still have an outside shout from the Wrestling Team and 20-win seasons. His career record Jackets lay claim to either first or guard Jeremy Thompson lit up the shooting 14-30 from the field and vidual triumphs. one for Ihe Jackets as they ended earning a tournament slot, but it's freshman Brianne Stcllfox of the now stands at 90-50, including a second place in four offensive cat- Yellow Jackets for 37 points and 8 100% from Ihe line. The only dif- —rapturing first place- Iheir season with an NCAA Divi- going lo be a lough home stretch IWomen's Indoor Track Team. 22-4 mark this season. _lrays enraute to an 86-77 Polar ference was a sole three pointer. honors for the girls sion I!I Tournament nppearance- egorwsrindMflins scoring margin before that possibility comes true. Bollas is Ihe winter's first repeal Stcllfox was a double winner at were junior Shannon ' Bui before hoping for luck in Ihe (first), learn offense, field goal per- inner and he certainly has the the "Sparky" Adams Invitational Ukotash in the 300 post season, the Jackets have been centage, and three-point Held goal [Winter Olympics to take stage on CBS| 'credentials lo back il up. Bollas last Friday in the Recreation Cen- meter dash with a hoping for luck and focusing their percentage (second). 'finished a perfect 4-0 at Ihe 1998 ter. Stcllfox captured the 800 meter energy and determination on win- If B-W's offense did not win the Steve Albanese This year they're actually going The speed skating competition time of 43.80 sec- staff writer OAC Dual Match Championships run in 2:28.31 and the 1500 meter onds and freshman ning in the regular season, includ- game, the defense did the job, as lo have a two man luge competi- won't have American gold med- at Capital Universtiy last week- run in 4:58.50. The wins helped the ing two wins lost week. can be seen in the Jackets' OAC- tion. I also look forward to the fig- alists Bonnie Blair or Dan Lena Pederzolli in A Lady Yellow Jacket high jumper leaps her way to assist the women to a first The athletic spectacle of Ihe end. With Ihe wins, he surpassed ladies to victory in the first scored The Jackets faced Ihe Polar leading rebounding margin (+9.3/ Jansen to watch this year so look the 500 meter dash in place triumph. Olympics is quickly approaching he 20-win plateau and became meet of the season. Bears Tuesday in Berea where it game), field goal percentage de- for Denmark's Hans . 1:23.83. Freshman Photo by Gary Stewart which means fans of "The Brianne Slcllfox look overlimefor B-W lo win their Sce Win Streak, page 13 Nanny" will miss Iheir favorite Yurgendorfer lo pull ahead of liked winning so show for a couple of weeks. the pack. Bollas becomes third B-W much, she did it twice. She won placed second in the 500 meter run, Kris Boey and Pat Marshall ran re- Swimmers conclude regular season This year's version will be held The biggest change in this the 800 meters in 2:28.31 and commented the team's perfor- ally good races for Ihe guys." When in Nagano, Japan, so let's hope year's version of Ihe games will wrestler with 20-win season Yellow Jackets set two new records they remember lo add Super be Ihe allowance of profession- then captured the 1500 meters in mance, "Everyone's been running asked of the individual efforts, over- IhBol[ae histors becamy of B-e IhWe havthired fou wrestler straighr int Techtno Bowl as a competitive als to skate for hockey gold. The Kristin Eckard a time of 4:58.50. really well so far and we've been all, Taraske replied, "The men just 20 win seasons. Bollas has a 90-50 Jodi Beamish Sophomore Veronica Taraska, event. Without a sideshow like NHL was generous enough lo stalT writer Jayme Gallant aided the Yel- improving each week. I was espe- didn't have enough to take the title. record overall for his career. free-lance writer senior Jen Meissner, and juniors the Nancy Kerrigan fiasco of '94, postpone play and is reportedly Determination and persistence low Jackets cause when she cap- cially impressed with the way the The girls, however, showed their ure skating competition because I "I got into wrestling from my Freshman Jace Hatcher and se- Christine Parey and Ann Marie few people on campus have even - filling rink time wilh numerous were key factors in the wrestling tured the shotput with a heave of sprinters have been doing." depth in winning the Invitational." just haven't"been»able to get friend back home in fifth grade," nior Dan Kress each set a new Grofncr weie all winners as the realized the Olympics are nearly showings of "Disney on Ice:" So combat of the two day Dual 40 feet and seven and one-half The men's team were also well This week, ihe track team will enough of the weekly world cham- said Bollas. "And I've been doing it record as Ihe Jackets were de- Lady Jacket swimmers fell a little up on us, I for one can't wait, as if you're like me and are look- Match Championships at Capital inches. The women's 4 by 200 represented at the meet. Winning travel to Ada on Saturday to com- pionships on CBS and ABC over ever since. I like the personal chal- feated by Grove College 122-96. short, 125-99 against Grove City. I'm really looking forward to ing for something lo do early University. meter relay team also captured individual titles for the Jackets pete at Ohio Northern Univeristy at the last four years. No matter how lenge and the competition." Hatcher broke a six year old record Tarasku won the 50 Free in a sea- watching Norway and Sweden one night, tune into CBS for a Even though the Yellow Jack- the title with a time of 1:50.77. were senior All-American Kris Ihe ONU Sports Center. The gun down 1 might be feeling, I can al- When asked of his most memo- with a lime of 2:08.86 in-the 200 son best 25.51. Meissner won the battle it out for the huge gold showing of the Winter Olym- ets failed to walk away wilh a gold The meet also provided many Boey, who triumphed in the 500 will sound at 5:30 p.m. ways rely on a perfect rable moment in wrestling, Bollas butterfly. In Ihe process of winning 500 Free in a season best of 25.57. medal. pics. trophy, they gave their opponents other solid finishes for the B-W meter dash with a lime of 1:05.36, sowcow to lift my spirits. • replied, "My most memorable match both diving events, Kress broke Meissner won the 500 Free, Parey everything they had, and proved was when I was in the slate finals in Ihe one meter diving record with won the 200 Fly and Grofner won that they still could be winners. high school. Just being there was a score of 255.60, six points higher the three meter diving. The ladies The Jackets defeated Ohio memorable, and the stadium was than the former record. also had many personal bests- Jen Northern with a score of 25-21, packed. It was very exciting. Every- Manista(lOOO), Kelly Jarrell(lOO), and Ihey also beat Capital Univer- Other highlights were a close one was watching me, and it was just Taraska (200 back), Zakrajsek (200 sity with a score of 32-15. These I16HT OF ELEGANCE victory in the 200 Freestyle by jun- a great feeling." ior Mark Vandervort and a big win back), and Frost with Ihe 200 back. Wednesday is scores brought the Jackets to Also heading lo Ihe lop were Skip by Ihe 400 Freestyle Relay team fourth place in the OAC Champi- Also winning for B-W was the Riolo at 134, Frank Zelma at 142, of Hatcher, Ben Price, Ryan Uhde, BW* Student Night! (*Be Wise) onships. Defeating B-W were Ihe 400 Freestyle Relay of Taraska, David Miller at 150, Justin Cooke and Vandervort. Many of Ihe Jack- never- ending rival Mount Union, Meissner, Frost, and Zakrajsek in al 158, and Mike Blackburn at els had personal best wins includ- John Carroll, and Heidelberg. 12. 199? a season best time of 3:59.85. heavyweight. Tony Marcellino ing Pete Hoffman (1000), Jason Half-price Texas Tea™ is yours with the B-W's record for dual matches The Jackets seek more school wrestled at 177, and had a record of 4:QO-6:15p. Venner(200), Gopi Nadella (200), stays al 4-13, and Ihe OAC record records lo be broken and personal purchase of any appetizer (rings, wings is 2-4. 2-2. Kevin Atkins finished strong : (fatten ala. canic) Paul Wors'encroft (100 Breast), times established at the conference Senior Bobby Bollas finished wrestling at 190 wilh a record of 3- Price (100), Pat Coughlin (500) meet February 12-14 al John or even more) after 0:00 p.m. Ihe match with a record of 4-0, 0. and Uhde (500). Carroll University. while wrestling at 167 pounds. He The Yellow Jackets are going to Just smile, present a student I.D. has a 22-4 overall this season. He be looking for a win this weekend ...and show us the money. also has a 13 match winning al home wilh the John Sumtna Wres- THE SPA slreak. By winning four matches tling Tournament. ever, bolh of these polls were taken Wednesdays only. WiriStreak • before January 24 when the Jack- ZIMPLY cont'd frontpage 12 ets flew into a first place tie with CONNECTION 6:00 p.m. fens'e (34.7%), and learn defense IheRaiders. AMAZING! (55.5 points/game). The Jackets and Mount Union to closing. will battle for OAC supremacy 2 Berea Commons By combining these dominant statistics and Mount Union February 10 in Berea but not be- East Bridge Street Relatively College's 80-72 loss to Capital on fore B-W clashes with two more ! 55 OFF! January 24, Ihe Jackets share first conference foes hoping to snap the CALLTODAY speaking, place, an 11-1 OAC mark, and a Bee's streak. |_ HalrcMt J 16-2 overall with the Purple The Jackets hope to find win J234-3Q40 you'll love it! Raiders. number 13 in the Don Shula Sports r i MONTH i The Columbus Multimedia ' Center this Tuesday against John ["2¥REE~| UNLIMITED Great Lakes Regional Poll has Carroll, the teams' second match- TANNING Mount Union and Baldwin-Wal- up in two weeks after a 71-56 B- W win January 20. I I lace ranked first and second, re- ormorej i WOOD-FIRED STEAKS • SPIRITST spectively, while B-W is ranked Baldwin-Wallace will take to the road again Saturday, traveling to 18332 Bagley Road • Middloburg Town Square • 826-9900 bird in the NCAA Division III Expires 3-31^98~ Great Lakes Regional Poll. 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"We can provide See STDs pane .1 a resume is a great way to begin your journey to a successful career." \& happy to welcome back, Internet access a long way off for dorms Spend spring break outside Wallace Brigid Daull of light through these fibers and nal purpose was to connect the aca- staff writer into a control closet found in each demic and administrative buildings Try tomathlno from ourrww mflnul Beginning in Ihe autumn of 1996, networked building, where it is into an administrative network," B-W Outdoor Club is offering an opportunity for "an unforgettable Additional a huge project was undertaken here transformed into electricity. In said Sullivan, "we do have Ihe con- Topping Each spring break trip" to Phoenix, Arizona. All B-W students are welcome 1PIZ znd Pizza al Baldwin Wallace. The mission: lo each control close! Ihere is a huge duil system running lo Ihe. resi- :>n this "outdoor adventure of alifetime!" From Saturday, March 21, S4.O0 network the entire school through panel resembling a switchboard. dence halls, bill what we haven't AAadium (121 75C 0 Saturday, March 28,1998, this opportunity will include Whitewater S500 Ihe use of fiber optic cables buried A telephone wire goes from ev- done is put Ihe wiring into Ihe Larg* S-|OO rafting on the Colorado'River and hiking into the Grand Canyon. S700 in the ground. By the time the dig- ery personal computer in Ihe en- rooms. Atchinson said, "Ihe school X-Larga The cost of the trip is $400 and includes uir fare, motel room, rafting, Olant *"IO" »l»o S900 ging was complete, over 8,000 tire building to this huard. "The is committed to networking Ihe > of Topplnai Extra Cheese, Pepporonl. Mushrooms, and hiking. For more informolion call 826-2286, or slop in the Rec square feet of campus had been dug wiring is so complex that it look dorms." I le also explained lhal this Green Popper, Ham, Beof, Italian Style Sausage, Onions, iporls office, room 102, with a deposit of $100 to hold your Anchovies, Black Ollvos & Hot pepper Rings. up and an elaborate conduit sys- would he neither inexpensive eservntion. tem put in. nor an easy project. SPECIALTIES "The idea is," said Ken As Becky Shaw, dean of Pizza By tti« Sllc* *V° Atchinson of Technology Ser- Residence Life later clarified, Crazy Bread" •!•• Postmodernism theme at Moll vices, "you have a conduit sys- "Yes Ihe college is committed BIO I BIGI Crazy Bread* tem which is a bunch of pipes, to networking the dorms, but Crazy Sauc** which protects delicate stuff we are still going about find- like fibers. The conduit system ing Ihe besl way of doing it." DELIVERY HOURS 'his year's Annual Moll Lectures will feature Tony Cumplo, BEVERAGES enabled Rilter, Marting, and "One of our primary concern." M-Th 4- midnight Professor of Sociology and D.ireclor of Urban Studies Program at 2-Utar Cok* Products *l*v Carnegie lo be on-line, ll also is power," Atchinson slated. Fr 4 pm - 2 am. . • • Eastern College, St. Davids, Pennsylvania. First in the series will 2O oz. Coko Products increased the capacities of Students who live on campus Sat 11 am - 2 am Postmodernism as a Way of Life" on February 18, at 7:30 p.m. Wheeler, Kamm, and Ihe Math may recall a lime within Ihe Sun noon - midnight *Jext will be "Prophets and Priests in the 20th Century" on Thursday, and Computer Science Build- last few weeks when Ihe RA WINGS February 19, at 10 a.m. Finally, "The Last Great Idea" will be ing." Chris Sullivan, director came to each room lo lake a 1O plac* Wings *3** |()U iit I I ;»in presented on Thursday, February 19, at 2 p.m. The lectures will be of Technology Services, ex- survey of the electrical appli- 25 pl«c« Wings *7** I the United Methodist Church of Berea, 170 Seminary Street, and plained that three pipes were ances found there. What Ihe 10,000 pleco Wings *299»* is open to the public. laid side by side in the ground. Two. nearly all of 1997 lo complete," .survey found was that if every or of them contain four thick yellow Sullivan reported. many .students were lo bring a per- 1 GIANT cables, each of which encase hair- "The conduit system is laid out sonal computer inlo the room, as 1 MEDIUM like fibers made of glass and en- over Ihe enlire school," Sullivan would likely happen if Internet ser- 18" PIZZA Postgraduate practice exams cased in plastic. The third conduit said. He pointed lo a map which vice were provided, Ihe dorms 12" PIZZA with Chaas* and up to 2 Toppings was left open for future expansion. showed the 8 thousand feel of con- would need to be completely re- with Chaese and 1 Topping . * PLUS a Crazy Braad "Each fiber can process 155 billion duit that was buried four feel un- wired. "If we nelwork Ihe dorms, bits of information per second. To derground. The map shows Ihe Ihere can be as many as lour com- * PLUS a Crazy Broad • PLUS a 2-Utar Coka in Saturday, February 21, The AMSA will be sponsoring practice I O E. Bagley Rd. give you an indication of what that conduit system running all over puters in some of Ihe rooms," he ists for the LSAT, GMAT, MCAT, and the CPA. Call 1-800 -KAP- * PLUS 1-2O oz. Cok* means, that's 2 million characters or Ihe campus and leading into ev- said. "Rewiring Ihe dorms will be (at Front St.) 'EST to reserve a seat for the practice exams. These exams will 10 thousand primed pages of infor- ery building that is part of a three lo five year process," Shaw slimale how students will score on the actual tests. The tesling will mation passing through these liny Baldwin-Wallace. The conduits explained. "The electrical system ike place on Case Western Reserve University campus. Practice fibers every second," he explained. even run into the residence halls :st for the GRE und the TOEFL will also be available. The informalion passes in Ihe form and the Alumni I louse. "The origi- Sec Fiber optics page 5 February 4,1997 page 16 The Exponent