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Jami Bonifas On Thursday, March 31, Regis welcomes Sister Helen Staff Reporter Prejean. The award winning author and pro-life activist will speak at the student center dining hall at 7:30 p.m. "Women can do it all, I just don't Prejean is most notably recognized for her best selling think they can do it all at once." This book that later spawned --­ powerful statement came from the the Oscar-nominated film, mouth of Joan Fitz-Gerald, the first "Dead Man Walking." female president of the Colorado State Since 1981, Prejean Senate. As part of the events Regis is has devoted her life to the holding in honor of Women's History underprivileged of New Month, Fitz-Gerald held a small dis­ Orleans. Born and raised cussion on campus last Wednesday, in Baton Rouge, LA, March 23. Prejean continues to serve Fitz-Gerald, originally from New the community as the reli­ York, has been a resident of Colorado gious education director at since 1977. In 1995, · Fitz-Gerald was Saint Francis Cabrini named "Business Woman of the Year~ Parish in New Orleans. Her work in prison Photo courtesy of www preJean.org. in Golden. She was also the first woman Democrat to be elected as a ministry opened her eyes to the grim world of men on death Jefferson County Clerk. row and led her to speak·out against the death penalty. In her peaceful quest for an end to capital punishment, which In January of 2005, Fitz-Gerald Photo by Graham Hunt she calls "morally wrong and unjust," Prejean travels the became the first female president of The hunt is on: local girl joins others to look for the Colorado State Senate, one of only world, educating people about the United States' prison 10,000 eggs hidden throughout the Quad on Saturday two current women in the United and legal systems. · for the annual Regis Easter Egg Hunt. Despite the vast States who are state Senate number of eggs, all were collected within five minutes. Presidents. Please see Prejean on page 3 Fitz-Gerald said that she is where she is today because she "refused to see the barriers that other people have Forget the wheel, fight the torch presented." She also stressed the Andrea Silva things that women should keep in mind Senior Reporter if they are considering running for pub­ lic office. If you've been on the 1st floor of the Science Building anytime in the past two weeks, chances are you've Please see Fitz-Gerald on page 2 heard a bunch of bells, whistles, and clapping. Wondering why? All the noise has been students training for the 25th annual Rat Ollimpics, which is to be held on Thursday, March 31 at 3 p.m. in Room 104 of. the Science Building. The "Ollimpics" (misspelled on purpose because "Olympics" is copyrighted) is a required part of the psychol­ ogy/neuroscience course Learning and Memory. According to senior Stephanie Farmann, a teacher's assistant (TA) for the class, "the students have to use all the knowledge learned throughout lecture and lab to train the rat to do an

obstacle course." Students train their rats to learn a variety Photo by Graham Hunt of tasks, from jumping hurdles and climbing ladders·. to Contestants in the upcoming Ollimpics crowd the cam­ completing a five-task obstacle course. era for press coverage in preparation for the upcoming Dr. Eugene Delay of the neuroscience and psychol­ event taking place Thursday at 3 p.m. ogy departments started Regis' Rat Ollimpics in 1980. The idea for the event came from some of his own learning Senior Brandy Duran, also a TA for the class, experiences as an undergraduate that he wanted his stu­ explains that the rats are trained to perform the different dents to have as well. "I was looking for some sort of unique events using the fundamentals of classical and operant Photo by Graham Hunt laboratory experience that was not described or canned conditioning - two types of learning the class studies Joan Fitz-Gerald, President of the where they had to do some problem solving in order to train Basically, the students pair different noises with the different Colorado State Senate, speaks as the animals" he said. Now, twenty-five years later, Delay is tasks that the rat is supposed to be doing. For example, a part of the ongoing activities for proud that the Ollimpics have "evolved into something Women of Spirit Month. rather special for the students over the years." Please see Rats on page 3

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Tuesday, March 29, 2005 2 Highlander News Highlander 3333 Regis Blvd, Mail Stop 1-8 Decking the walls in Main Hall Denver CO 80221 leading women in the field of education 303-964-5391 in the twentieth century. Another one of the colorful murals Mission Statement: As the staff of the Regis University tells the story of Clara Brown. Brown .student-run publication, the was a slave from Kentucky; she had Highlander, we intend to serve the married one of her fellow slaves and campus and the neighborhood by pro­ borne children with him. When her viding a weekly forum regarding perti­ owners died the family was split up nent news and ideas. Our publication and sold. In 1856 Brown was awarded is designed to cultivate greater overall her freedom and traveled with the gold awareness and participation in univer- miners, washing their clothes ,and sity events by providing consistent cooking their food. All the while saving coverage of issues affecting those her money in hopes of one day finding involved with Regis University. her family. At the age of eighty-two, Clara brown was able to pay for the Editor-in-Chief expenses of her family to come and Ed Bessenbacher join her in the west. Through extensive letter writing campaigns, Clara was Associate Editor able to find her daughter, Eliza, many Justin Parnell Photo by Graham Hunt years later. Large murals by local artists Sylvia Montero and Regis professor Tony The murals are much more than Disassociate Editor Chris Dieterich Ortega line the walls of Main Hall celebrating Women of Spirit Month. simple paintings; they are extensive works of art. The aesthetically pleasing Opinions Editor quality of the murals is on par with the Murals from local artists honor Denver Andrew Cole touching stories that go along with these works of art. Ortega and women in first floor hallway through today Feature Editor Montero took their time to put together Brooke Glasmann Martin Roche showing off their exceptional feats or a fabulous collection of art, pleasing to Staff Reporter talents, but instead leaves it to the students and administrators alike. Sports Editor observer to capture the essence of the The murals, which are on the Nikki Lawson Main Hall has new decorations of painting. Every painting showcases a basement floor of Main Hall, are huge late in the basement; the decorations normal everyday view of something and cannot be missed. The painters' Entertainment Editor are actually huge murals that have happening, for example, a woman canvas was a 4-foot by 8-foot piece of Kaitlyn Gentert been done by two area artists, Tony cooking food and another teaching in a plywood. Normally these are not ideal Ortega and Sylvia Montero. The one-room school. These visuals are canvases, but for these murals, which Senior Reporters ~urals are placed at the east end of not what the artists intended for you to hint at how hard life was for these Melissa Skotak Main Hall's basement. The murals do view at all. women, the plywood works perfect as Andrea Silva much more than add life to the previ­ The mural in which the woman is a canvas. The murals, which will only ously bland walls. teaching in a single room school be on display through today, are works Photo Editor The murals are in honor of many embodies the spirit of Mary Rippon. of art that show the power and strength Graham Hunt women over the years in the Denver Rippon, who was the first woman pro­ of women in our society today and two area dating back to the early 1850's. fessor at the University of Colorado, is hundred years ago. Copy Editor The murals do not display the women shown because she was one of the Stephanie Johnson Advertising Staff CarrieAnna Cordova Fitzgerald: Caroline Herter

advice for Staff Artist Contest Winner! Jacqueline Kharouf women to over­ Staff Reporters Josi Berry Congratulations to Arlynne Simpson for entering the come obstacles Jami Bonifas Renee Felton First, a woman needs to be well­ winning names in the Highlander's "Name the foxes" Laura Fritz read, be of good character, and she contest. Thomas Griggs definitely must have a backbone, Marlena Hargrove because the world of politics can be Carly LeTourneau The winning names are Josh and Josephine, so say hi "very brutal." Motivation is helpful as Alicia Moler the next time you see them. well. In addition, Fitz-Gerald thinks Lizzeth Nevarez that many women become obsessed Laura Parr with being fully prepared for every­ Martin Roach For her entry Arlynne will receive $20 to Chipotle. thing; however, "women don't need to Mike Simpson be so over-prepared for public office." Mike Slesar Another thing that women need to Antonella Vitale Thanks to all who parti<:ipated. do is run for public office only at a point Maribeth Waldrep in life when there is enough time to devote to it. Lastly, once a woman is Faculty Advisor in a public office, she must ask herself, Ian T. Dawe "What did I come here to do?" She must then stick to that plan and do Editorials what she set out to accomplish. Editorials are the opinions of the During the discussion, Fitz­ author, which do not necessarily reflect the views of Regis University or Gerald also touched on some of the the Highlander. obstacles she has faced while in pub­ lic office. She has "broken a lot of Submissions glass ceilings," and is amazed that Submissions are encouraged from our they are still there. readers. All submissions will be When in law school in the 1970s, reviewed for appropriateness, content, KRCX Pitch a Playlist week! Fitz-Gerald had a night class of 140 and length by the Editorial Staff to . students, only four of which were ensure suitability of content and quali­ Three songs that have a theme, flow, women. Once, she brought her hus­ ty of thought. Email to band with her to a Senator's forum [email protected]. The deadline or just fit in with Ranger Week with thirty-three other men. Her hus­ for receipt of letters is 5:00 p.m. on Winner gets $101.50 in prize money! band was mistaken for the Senator Wednesday. E -mail sets to [email protected], call them in at x5392, or bring them to rather than her. the station at the basement of the student center In response to the question "When we will have a female Sets will be played thoughout Ranger Week so be sure to include your President of the United States?" Fitz­ name and e-mail or phone number. Gerald replied with, "When we stop Call x5392 for more info or listen daily for the promo. asking that question." Get our sets in earl ! Tuesday, March 29, 2005 Highlander 3 News Students kick-off course in cold Prejean: nun to Martin Roche quick nine, and it's speak in cafe­ Staff Reporter so close why not?" Many Regis The intramural field was wet students have had teria at 7:30 on on Thursday, March 24, but that didn't the same idea, all stop the crowd gathered for the open­ that is needed is a Thursday ing of the new disc golf course on the half-hour and you Regis campus. The disc golf course, can play a quick After each talk she gives, Prejean which starts at the field next to the game with a cou­ invites the audience members to sign Townhouses and stretches all the way ple of friends. a petition to abolish the death penalty. to behind the baseball field, has been Disc golf This action prompted the establish­ in popular demand of late. is a simple game. ment of the Moratorium Campaign. In The opening of the disc golf There are steel 2001, the campaign teamed up with course saw many people come out, fence posts with the Sant'Egidio community and compete, win prizes and eat. The chains, serving as Amnesty International to present the opening day crowd would have been a "hole." The con­ secretary general of the United larger, but due to inclement weather cept is to throw a Nations, Kofi Annan, with petitions the attendance rate was below the disc, which are boasting over 3.2 million signatures. expected turn out. However, this did much different Photo by Graham Hunt Prejean is also the founder of not dampen the spirits of those who from Frisbees, at Despite the frigid weather, Regis students Sean Pott, "Survive," a victim's advocacy group in did attend. the hole. Try to get Allison Hingtgen, Misio Wynar, Eric Tews, and Pat Kelly New Orleans, where she provides Senior Jared Schulte said, the disc to the brave the cold for the Bennett's barbeque and raffle spiritual advising to the families of the "This is good stuff, I got free food and hole in as few tries prizes at the frisbee golf course kick-off celebration. murder victims. won a Napoleon Dynamite DVD, as possible. In her second book, "The Deaths Yessssss." Prizes were given out to A disc, as opposed to a water, the retention pond, between the of Innocents: An Eyewitness Account those present who participated in a raf­ Frisbee, is harder and flies through the intramural field and the softball field; it of Wrongful Executions," Prejean tells fle; the top prize was a MP3 player. air much faster. Also, for those intense can get messy real fast. of her involvement with two death row Thirty people, in all, turned out for the players, there are many different discs Disc golf started in the late inmates, both of whom she believes to event. depending on what type of shot you 90's and has taken off with those that be innocent, and her struggle to eradi­ The Regis disc golf course has are about to take. enjoy the challenge of golf with the cate the death penalty. been a popular activity for students, All the holes on the Regis disc pure fun of throwing the disc. Although Currently there are 12 states Nathan 'TEX" Scudder stated "I live golf course are par three's with difficul­ the game may sound simple and easy, including Alaska, Hawaii, Iowa, Maine, right next to it so between classes, or ty equal on each hole. Watch out for until you test yourself, you have no Massachusetts, Michigan, Minnesota, just on a lazy day I can go and play a the last hole, you have to go over room to talk. North Dakota, Rhode Island, Vermont, West Virginia, Wisconsin, and the District of Columbia that do not employ Rats! Ollimpics challenge and entertain the death penalty. Through her speeches, writings a bell might be rung to cue the rat to trained for, and points are collected for training had elicited and my first and lobbying, Prejean hopes to one run into a tunnel. each mistake the rat makes. The lab thought was 'I've gotta continue to do day make capital punishment a prac­ Farmann says that another with the lowest score wins the this!'" The Ollimpics have been a big tice of the past. Regis is Prejean's technique is called "successive Ollimpics, and the prize is exemption hit ever since, and Delay and students approximations, where the rats get from writing a lab report. are hoping it will be once again this 1oth stop on her 103-day tour. rewarded for doing things that are con­ Students train their rats not week, for its twenty-fifth anniversary. tinuously and progressively closer to only for competition with the opposing the desired event." lab, but also to set The hard world records. part for the stu­ "I t'S a/ways kind Of funny According to Duran, dents is not only a world record has that they have to to see what students come not been made in a apply what they up with." couple of years, but learn in class, but students always in also that neither Delay or the TAs are hope of being the team to go down in allowed to help them. Said Delay: "We history. are not going to help them to solve the The Rat Ollimpics are open to problems-or at least not directly." the public, and Delay notes that guests Instead, he wants his students to come from the past years have included up with their own solutions, of which he everyone from students and faculty to says, "it's always kind of funny to see a second grade class. The Ollimpics what students come up with." have always been a fun and exciting Duran explains that the com­ event, says Delay, even from the very petition of the Ollimpics is between the beginning. two labs (Tuesday's and Thursday's). 'The first time we ran the first Students are assigned in pairs to an event, the kids were cheering and event to train their rat. The rats are excited, and the faculty were very scored on how they are able to per­ excited about the rats. I looked around form the event that they have been and saw how much enthusiasm the

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This bill out­ Colorado to pass the bill. It is impossi- In last week's Highlander, a right not to support the troops (which lines the criteria a prospective student ble to deny that a large undocumented Robert Albi stated in his article that he incidentally is irrelevant to the content must meet to be considered an in­ population live in Colorado and has "felt it appropriate to respond" to an of my article), but then goes on to say state applicant. It removes legal immi­ become an integral part of our econo- article I wrote two weeks before con- that those who do so "should reconsid- grant status as a prerequisite for entry my and day-to-day activity. It is also cerning anti-Americanism, the Iraq er their stance" and stop "attacking the into Colorado's public universities. For impossible to deny that these undocu- war, and American soldiers. From the troops" who are fighting "to defend an the moment HS 1124 is stalled in the mented citizens, often called illegal content of ideal." In my article, not only did I not House Appropriations Committee. aliens, are in the country illegally. We Albi's article, it say I dic:fn't support the troops, I said This week is budget week, a"d since must address the reality of the situa- appears that quite the opposite: "It is more reason- HS 1124 has a fiscal impact on the tion. Attempts to quell the influx of he completely able to me that those who actually state of Colorado, representatives Hispanic immigrants have largely missed the support the troops are the one's who have been hesitant to move on the bill failed. The population is growing. We point of my arti- oppose this blood shed: those who until the budget is finalized April 8. are faced then with two possible cle. That is the don't want another soldier come back This bill presents an interesting courses of action. We can continue to problem with missing a limb or another mother to question: should undocumented citi­ do everything we can to discourage so many con- lose her son." I support the tr.oops and zens, who are present in the United this immigration while still benefiting Josi Berry v er s at i o n s : their right to a life free of unjust wars. States illegally, be allowed to enter our from (and often exploiting) the labor of Columnist people hear Albi also accuses me of "academ- universities and colleges. Many argue these individuals. In ten years this one thing they ic fallacy" because I made a general- that this is simply against the law. path will leave with the same exact sit- disagree with and fail to hear, listen, or ization about conservatives. He Taxpayers' dollars support public high­ uation we are in right now. The popu- even understand the rest of the argu- attempts, unsuccessfully, to prove er education and many argue that their lation will remain illegal, uneducated, ment. himself as an exemplar of open-mind- money should not go to providing or poor, unable to help themselves, and Albi challenged my characteriza- ed conservatism, by stating, "people supporting education for people pres­ will continue to be a festering wound tion of some conservatives, calling me have every right to question the ent in the country illegally. we continue to ignore. Or, we can give "unethical" (which is the wrong use of actions of the United States govern- Furthermore, it is argued that by pro­ these people an opportunity to the word) for generalizing. He then ment." If this were really the case, I viding this education the government improve their lives and our state and went on to accuse me, by implication, highly doubt he would have needed to is encouraging further illegal immigra­ country by giving them an education. of "attacking family and friends who twist my words accuse me of attacking tion. In a time of increased security, In ten years we could be cooperating are risking their lives for our freedom." and not supporting the troops. the government is trying to seal off the with professional, well-educated immi- Albi's "response" to my article, instead Moreover, Albi engages in what I borders to prevent possible terrorists grants who are prepared to fight for of proving me wrong about my opinion would calf faulty logic, saying that the from entering the country. Democratic their rights while aiding the economy. on conservatives and conservatism in American soldiers in Iraq are fighting representatives are slow to push this They will be more able to help them- general, served to exemplify that con- to defend American freedom, or as he bill through. They are aware that their selves, and their situations. servatives, like Albi, must attack the says "the ideal being freedom which is constituencies will be vocal about their It is a cliche, but true, that this dissenting point of view by suggesting the foundation of the United States." disagreement with the bill. The country is comprised of immigrants, an attack on the troops and freedom . However, he fails to associate Democrats control the House and and the possibility of education and a This is an opinion editorial: it is American freedom with the war in Iraq Senate after many years of better life is what draws people to the my opinion and my right to generalize, in any way. This war might be associ- Republican control, and want to pre­ US. I cannot see how it is to the ben- fairly I believe, that supporters of this ated with Iraqi freedom , but it has very serve that power as long as possible. efit of anyone to perpetuate a large, war marginalize the voices of the little to do with American freedom. Pissing off the conservative voters is uneducated population. As for con- opposition by labeling them as "anti- Like Albi, I have friends fighting in not a good political move. cerns of terrorists, clearly the popula- American." While Albi claims that as a Iraq. And it is for their sakes, not mine, Republicans are also slow, if not stag­ tion we are talking about is not inter- conservative he does not think those that I oppose, as I said in my article, nant, in their motion on this bill. The ested in doing harm to the US, but who question the government or hold "over zealous US war making." It is for section removing immigrant status as rather integrating into it. Education is different views are anti-American, he their sakes, and the sakes of innocent a condition of acceptance is only a the key to a brighter future for every- wholly contradicts himself in the sec- Iraqis, that I asked that we "look inside small part of a larger bill, but this one one. For more information on HB 1124 and half of the article. before bombing outside." sentence is what the success of this and contacts for state representatives He states that people have the bill will hinge on. visit www.co.gov. First Annual Regis University Listen Live on SHORT FILM CONTEST your computer

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Wisecrackers by Jacqueline Kharouf Obesity: an American problem Brady Sheahan People are not as informed about Guest Writer the detriments of fast food as they should be. It would seem to be com­ Obesity is a growing epidemic in mon health knowledge that fast food is America. Americans are currently the not good for you- isn't it a bit obvious largest people in the world. Our that anything soaked in grease or cre­ stereotyped image has changed from ated from chemicals shouldn't be con­ a slender-bodied, Old Gold-smoking sumed on a constant basis? But the John Wayne to a fat-figured, fast-food­ reason fast food is still consumed is eating Chris Farley. I am one among because it's fast, cheap, easy and many who have recognized obesity as people don't want to acknowledge just a problem of indecent proportions, but how bad it is for your body. Personal I am scared to realize that this isn't a responsibility comes into the picture growing concern for the majority of here because the fast food corpora­ Americans. tions exist to make money; they are According to "Super Size Me ," a not going to convince you to stop eat­ documentary on fast food in America, ing their food. one in four Americans are now obese. Colorado is lucky to be the "lean­ Some of those interviewed testified to est" state in the U.S. according to the eating fast food two to four times per latest poll from the Arizona Republic. gg In your ctom, Easter hunts room. not week. That's around 156 times per We are blessed to live in a relatively suchag,'X'd year. There are serious problems healthy state; unfortunately, we still associated with these trends. have to be aware of the growing epi­ The issue lies not only with the demic at home. The amount of obese frequency of eating out, but the ensu­ people in Colorado grew by nine per­ ing weight gained from fat-filled food. cent last year alone. Nearly 17% of our On our mind This epidemic is generally blamed on people are now definitively obese. the fast food industry; after all, that is The problem is that no one takes the American way. the time to find out this information. No I from the Highlander staff It's always easier to pass the one cares enough to take a second blame to others. Recently, two individ­ out of their day for the betterment of If you do not have a car, consider OPEC doesn't seem to be able to uals even tried to sue the fast food their health because it takes too much yourself lucky. For those who do, we'd help. In fact, OPEC producers claim industry for making them fat. But don't effort. It's easier to grab fast food on all agree that driving to a gas station to they are already pumping as much oil think the fast food industry is to blame. the go than to make a fresh meal at fuel up is scarier than pulling teeth as they can. Oil consumption is now People need to take responsibility for home. It's easier to order take-out than these days. And what's worse is that believed by many analysts to be near­ their own actions. Instead of marking to drive to the grocery store. It's easier there is no relief in sight. ing the limits of what the world can pro­ McDonald's or Burger King as the to order pills that burn fat so you don't According to a report by the U.S. duce. cause of one's obesity, maybe people have to do it yourself. It's easier to ride Energy Information Administration Acknowledging the seemingly should turn their fingers around and in a motorized cart than to walk for released last week, the average retail endless problem, OPEC ministers, point toward themselves. Healthier yourself. The bottom line is that living price for regular unleaded gasoline hit including Alegerian Oil Minister Chakib food can be consumed, more exercise a healthy, active lifestyle isn't going to a record high of $2.109 a gallon, up Khelil, have publicly announced in undertaken, and the amount of sugar create itself. But once conscious pat­ 5.3 cents the previous week and up 37 order to ease the world's tensions, in-take can be greatly reduced. But the terns are developed to take steps in cents from a year ago. "There is not much we can do." general attitude isn't to take action, it's the right direction, it's not as hard as In addition, U.S. Energy Moreover, Qatar Oil Minister Abdullah to be lazy and stick the blame on oth so many people think. Department analysts claim the pump al-Attiyah added, "OPEC has done all ers. price will climb well above $2.15 later it can do. This is out of the control of this spring, causing major concerns for OPEC." vacationers and students driving home However, relax; surely our trust­ for the summer. But before you start worthy President has a solution for the Sister Helen Prejean selling all your possessions in order to American people: "I think if you look at afford your next trip to the pump, let's all the statistics, demand is outreach­ examine some key sources for possi­ ing supply and supplies are getting ble relief: tight. And that's why you're seeing the Author of Dead Man The semi-monthly Lundberg price reflected," Bush said in Schoen's Walking Su rvey studied some 7,000 gas sta­ report. Hmm , not as helpful as antici­ tions nationwide and reported gas pated, but nice try. prices were likely to continue to rise in While there are many things we will be at Regis to receive the next few weeks. According to can blame for gas prices, whether it an honorary degree and Lundberg, the average retail price for may be the war in Iraq or the fact there will be speaking on her all three grades increased 12.74 cents weren't enough dinosaurs, the truth is to $2.13 per gallon between March 4 Americans coast to coast are looking experience as a death and March 18. The sharp price hike for a miracle. Luckily, Colorado has penalty opponent reflects the cost of crude oil in recent some of the cheapest gas in the weeks. A Lundberg analyst tells nation; however, with the only way MSNBC that "I do not think this is the being up, it's almost accurate to say Thursday, March 31 end of the crude oil price jump. Even we all will be desperate for the diluted it crude oil prices don't rise further, it's gasoline that our local Everyday con­ 7:30 p.m. in the Cafeteria very likely gasoline prices will continue venience store once offered in the to rise" near future.

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5 Half sweaters, Ponchos, big color­ ful bags, pointed-toe boots, and creative waist wear have been seen on a regular basis on cam­ pus. 3: Bag worn by Jamie Lenninger. 4: Boots worn by I Nicole Gomez. 5: Poncho worn by Meghan Hampton. 6: Scarf belt worn by Meghan Stacey. 7: White belt worn by Amy Noyes.

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It's. rugby regional time The rules of rugby Western Regional preview Andrew P. Cole the hooker (name of another position) Renee Felton Opinions Editor/Rugby Co-Captain hooks the ball with his foot and brings Staff Reporter it to the back of the scrum. (He's Rugby games at Regis get pretty named so because he hooks the ball, The Regis rugby team is enjoying good fan support, and we appreciate it. not because of his sexual habits; get its most successful season in club his­ However. we have noticed that the your mind out of the gutter). Then the tory. Holding an overall 9-2 record on fans don't always cheer at the right scrum half runs around the back and the year, the team is headed to its first times and that the game seems to puz­ picks up the ball and throws it to the ever appearance in the Western zle the crowd. So with the team's other players on the team. Regionals scheduled for April 2-3 at appearance in regionals this weekend Rucking the University of Northern Colorado we wanted to provide you with the (UNC) in Greeley. rules of rugby. Regis, under the leadership of Backward Movement head coach Dan Hattrup, enters the There are two basic rules in tournament with a six-game win Photo by Graham Mother Hunt Rugby that seem to throw everyone off streak. The team's last loss came to Seniors Ryan Martin and Colin from the beginning. First, you have to UNC (30-9) on Oct. 3 midway through Servis prepare to recover a loose throw the ball backward. Yes, this the fall season. Regis is 2-0 in the ball from the other team. seems counterintuitive to making for­ spring season (which began on Feb. ward progress, but that is where the 26). for the Rangers, including Martin, challenge manifests itself. This means Overall, the Rangers will play Andy Cole, Mike Simpson, Gerald you must always throw the ball back­ three games. In the first round, the Mewissen, Brandon Linn-McDonald ward. In fact, you can't even drop the Rangers will take on Siloam Springs, and Colin Servis. This group of sen­ ball forward. This is referred to as a AK's John Brown University on iors has played together since its knock. A knock results in a scrum, Saturday at 9 a.m. JBU has compiled freshman season at Regis. "This is a which we will visit in a moment. One a 2-1 in the spring season after going big year for the seniors," Martin thing to mention here is that you can 4-4 during its fall campaign. According explained, "This is the best Regis has kick the ball forward, and good players Next we need to talk about the to senior fullback/wing Ryan Martin, ever done and it's fun to go out on use kicking as an excellent strategy to flow of the game. See in football, the "the tournament will provide a chal­ top." gain field position. athletes are in such good shape that lenging atmosphere where we will play The soon-to-be graduates have Lineouts they have to take a break about every teams that we have never met before." used their knowledge of the game and eight seconds. Well, rugby players Not only will the competition be of the college scene to prepare the actually are in good shape, so when challenging, but so will the pure feat of younger players for future seasons. someone gets tackled, play just contin­ playing three games in two days. "Not only have the seniors taught me ues. The player who got tackled has to "Rugby is a tough sport," Martin said, about the game of rugby, but also place the ball on the ground. One "We are exhausted after one game so about life at Regis," said Bower, who might think that just anyone could grab it will be a test to play three games in played rugby during his senior year at it then. This is true, so players from a row." No matter the outcome of Regis high school. both teams hit each other in an attempt Saturday's game with JBU, the In addition to grueling practices, to gain possession of the ball. This is Rangers will play all three games. the team gets together on the week­ called a ruck. Once a ruck has been They may be in a championship game ends to "hang out and play Frisbee or formed there becomes an offside line or a consolation game; it all depends kickball," Martin said. "We are a team, stretching across the field. This is a on their performance and the perform­ both on and off the field," Bower pretty standard idea, so I don't think I ance of the other teams. added. have to go into it. Included in the lineup for the As the Rangers prepare for their Scoring Western Regionals are Big XII powers first postseason berth, they want to There are a few ways you can Texas Tech and Baylor. "There are invite the Regis community to cheer Next, let's talk about that weird score. The first is similar to football. going to be great teams at Regionals," them on. "I think I've heard something thing they do when the ball goes out of You run the ball into the try zone (the said freshman wing Drew Bower, "I'm about a tailgate party," Martin said. bounds and they throw people up in area of the field that looks like an end interested to see how we can compete 'That would be great, we would defi­ the air. This is called a lineout. When zone). However, you have to touch the with some of those tough teams." nitely love to see some fans up there." the ball goes out at the touch line ball to the ground. This sounds sim­ Six seniors are leading the way (those are the lines on the sides of the ple, but if an opposing player holds you field), the other team gets to throw it in. and the ball up long enough, the ball However, you must throw the ball comes back out and you have to try straight in, perpendicular to the touch again. Where you touch the ball down line, which means that the other team is important because the conversion has the ability to grab it. So, you lift kick (a lot like a point after attempt in your player into the air to try to make football) takes place straight out from sure your team comes down with it. the try zone on a line with where you Scrum touched it down. So, if you touch it down in the far corner, your kicker has to kick the ball from farther away to get 80th & Sheridan • 303-657 -0667 a good angle on the uprights, so you always want to run the ball to the mid­ Just do'1vn from 24 Hour Fitness dle if you can. The try is worth five points. 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The tions you can go to: scrum half (the name of the position) http://wrfu.org/2005Competitions/2005 2 ·Sessions for $24 places the ball -in between the two and - .-C.allegiates.htm 'N11h CX>l.(.>On orly Tuesday, March 29, 2005 Sports Highlander 9 Top 10 ... I Ways to ring in the spring Contrary to popular belief: Ranger around campus Regis Ice Hockey still skating 1O. Play our new sweet frisbee costs by cutting back on practices and Replay golf course, or you could just Maribeth Waldrep only playing during game times. play frisbee or go golfing if you Staff Reporter Now that the team has no worries prefer. regarding the forfeiture of the season. Nikki Lawson 9. Eat lunch outside, with all of Despite various rumors that have they are focusing on their final few Sports Editor the campus wildlife looking over circulated around the campus in recent weeks of play, and will compete in weeks, the Regis hockey team is still three playoff games to wrap up the Congratulations to women's bas­ your shoulder waiting for you to moving ahead with their season as season. Dave Bourassa says that. ketball player Diana Lopez who has drop something. planned. The club team, which only "With a few games left, the team is been named an Honorable Mention 8. Watch a Rockies game. returned to the school last year after really just having fun with it." All-American. The sophomore guard Nevermind, any Regis team is missing several seasons, is currently The team's general manager was acknowledged on March 23 for attempting to make a comeback, her play and accolades including better. Or the Nuggets. Or first Chris Schornack, says, "Our record is according to Dave ,Bourassa, the zero wins and tons of losses, but as a Second Team All-North Central graders playing kick the can. team's advisor. team we have a great time." Many of Region, RMAC Player of the Year; 7. Study outside in the quad but He says that because the team's the team's fans agree that watching RMAC Defensive Player of the Year; remember, dodging people in activities occur mostly off-campus, the fast paced game is always a good and First Team A/1-RMAC. Rangerland so you can concen­ there is little knowledge about what time. "I went to their practice (earlier in occurs with the group. Although talk of The baseball team traveled to trate could be an Olympic event the season) and it's really exciting to sit canceling the season may have been and watch them scrimmage," explains Grand Junction this past weekend to of its own. a reality a few weeks ago, such a thing freshman Liz Carr. play Mesa State College in a four 6. Go for a run around "Rocky is no longer an issue for the team. In the coming years, the hockey game series. The Rangers were Mountain Lake"-during daylight Because of Regis' small size, the team hopes that they will be able to swept by the Mavericks 2-6, 1-9, 0-8 and 6-8. Come out and support the hours, of course. We all know $3,000 budget allotted to the team continue to expand their fan base and does little to cover their monetary perhaps one day compete amongst team, now 16-13 overall, as they face the lake's real name. needs. According to captain Chris more teams in the area. For now, they off against CSU-Pueblo this weekend. 5. Chase the squirrels in the Paloquin, this amount as well as are enjoying the final stretch of the quad like they are the ones who money from individual players' dues season now that their financial obliga­ The Regis softball team have the cookies. was "supposed to cover a practice a tions have been resolved. improved their overall record to 17-5 as they took three games from Fort 4. Play outside instead of week on top of the league dues." Although it is unlikely that the When the team could not team will ever reach varsity status due Hayes in a four game series this past watching TV, unless of course come up the appropriate amount, they to the expensive nature of the sport, weekend. The three victories catapult­ "The OC" is on. Or "American eventually held a team meeting where the Regis hockey team is looking for· ed the team into a commanding lead in Idol". Or a twelve year-old rerun it was decided that they would contin­ ward to next year. As Paloquin summa­ the RMAC. Come out and support the of "Family Matters". ue with the season if lower dues could rized, "My teammates and I just look Rangers as they take on Fort Lewis this weekend at home. 3. Read the sports section of be paid. "Between our lack of money forward to next year and the promise as a team and our poor level of play of a better season." the Highlander.. .outside. thus tar' this season, we were simply For additional schedules, news 2. Walk the perimeter of cam­ going to play the games out and hold and statistics, v1s1t the Regis website pus-it is only 4,276 steps. no practices," stated Paloquin. The at: www.regis.edu/athletics. 1. Go sing karaoke at the ... hockey team has recently reduced r------, IlEGIS FLA.~E CHECK OUT OUR NEW SPRING STUDENT RATES!

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Andrea Silva Martinez at times solos on piano and Senior Reporter vocals. His songs are usually mellow­ er and of a slower beat; as he explains There have been bands that want that his musical influences draw from to get famous, those that have some bands such as Counting Crows, sort of a message, and those which Something Corporate, and John are all about being different. Regis Mayer. The songs that Martinez plays student band Gaffer is unlike all of the are usually covers of these or similar above: it just wants to have fun. On bands. Sunday nights at 46th and Tennyson's While the band enjoys getting its Music Bar, you'll find the Hilltop-esque audience to have a good time by play­ local joint filled with Regis students ing favorite covers, its members have gathered for drinks, laughter, and sing­ recently focused more on writing more alongs with the three member band. serious songs. Says Patrick Jones on Gaffer formed last year, when where ideas for songs originate: "We senior Brandon Jones, sophomore dig deep to that place that nobody else Ruben Martinez, and an Irish student, sees, and we find a way to put it into Rob, began to play guitar and sing words." Though Brandon Jones says together while hanging out. Says that the band has wrote many original Jones, "Rob played the guitar really Photo by Kaitlyn Gentert songs, the more serious ones are not well, Ruben played a little bit, and I had Tennyson's Music Bar is home to Regis' Gaffer where the band plays every often played. He explains: "Maybe just started playing, so we just used to Sunday night around 9:30 p.m. This band of musicians and friends have eventually, if people actually like the jam and have fun." The trio soon found a comfort zone within the Music Bar and invites the entire Regis way we sing, we'll play them, but for began to play at an on campus bar at community to come support. now it's for everybody else to come Johnson and Wales University, where and sing along. We're not trying to was funny" said Jones. Gaffer covers a variety of songs, they performed about two or three show off." Gaffer's dynamics have changed most of which are fun songs that really times. As of February 13, Gaffer plays at a bit in the last year, as the band lost liven up the atmosphere. Favorites of According to Jones, the band's Music Bar every Sunday night, begin­ member Rob, who returned to Ireland the band are definite crowd pleasers name, "Gaffer", is an Irish word from ning at around 9:30-10 p.m. The goof­ after the 2004 spring semester. This that get everyone singing along, such one of Rob's stories. Jones explains, off, party-like atmosphere of these year, Gaffer gained senior Patrick as Lynryd Skynryd's upbeat classic "A gaffer, over in Ireland, is somebody gatherings make it almost impossible Jones to play in Rob's place. Jones "Sweet Horne Alabama", a guitar-ver­ who you work for but isn't really the big for one not to have a good time. The recently began performing with Gaffer, sion of Ace of Base's "I Saw the Sign", boss in charge. He's just kind of like a future of Gaffer is unknown, as two as February 13 was his debut perform­ and Dave Matthews Band's "Crash". guy who understands what it's like to members of the band will soon be ance with the band. The band also Gaffer also makes up parodies about be a lower man, someone who isn't graduating. But for now, Gaffer is con­ has begun to incorporate piano, played comical Regis happenings, which are fully in power.· The three thought that tent entertaining friends and locals by Martinez, due to the fact that there always big hits with the Regis gang it would be cool to call a band "gaffer" alike at the quaint bar less than a mile is now a piano available at the band's that get everyone laughing. because "we didn't really consider our­ from Regis. new performance location. Aside from crowd sing-alongs, selves a real band, we just thought it An evening with women artists

Tina, Frida, Marilyn, and attitudes of the four women's lives Madonna raged in through their performances. Frida Kahlo lived a life filled recent performance with heartbreak and physical pain. Knowing this, the performers created a Marlena Hargrove skit recreating some of her feelings for Staff Reporter the audience. Performers were placed around the room and on cues they March is Women of Spirit would shout different sayings at the Month, and in celebration, students in same time. Also included was a stu­ Barbara Coleman's Women in Art and dent who was wrapped in bandages Media class participated in a perform­ crawling on the floor and eventually up ing art piece in which the lives of Tina to a blank canvas where she attempt­ Modotti, Marilyn Monroe, Frida Kahlo ed to paint. The students said this rep­ and Madonna were explored through resented her struggle and the pain she dialogue and performance. suffered throughout her life. The students split into four The Madonna skit was fun and groups, each exploring the life of a edgy, like the life Madonna lives. The woman artist whom the students felt skit featured three different students made a significant contribution to soci­ acting out three different images and ety. The students were given no limita­ eras of Madonna. The skit had contro­ tions on which woman they were able versial quotes from Madonna as well to choose and as it happened each as interview questions that were at one group chose women who lived, or live time asked to the ever-changing pop in the 20th century. Communication star. Sharita Richmond wanted to act professor Janna Goodwin worked with as Madonna because "Madonna chal­ the students as their acting director. lenges gender roles with style!" she Photos by Graham Hunt Students who acted in the skit said. The skit was filled with provoca­ represent Modotti being restrained. about Tina Modotti include Jessica tive clothing and language. Toward the end of the performance two (Top) Brianne Corona, Michelle Baylis, Allison Tomberlin, and Anne The Marilyn Monroe skit was photographs were clipped to the chain, Kraus, and Teresa Warhola bring to Reap. The students who acted in the (literally) two sided, much like the life it was then dropped and the skit was life the exciting days of the infa­ Marilyn Monroe skit include Brianne lived by the famous movie star. The over. The night was ended with an mous Marilyn Monroe. The girls Corona, Michelle Kraus, and Teresa skit showed how Marilyn was tom interactive discussion in which the per­ challenged the opinions that have Warhola. The students who performed between the person she really was, formers and audience members partic­ been developed over the years of in the Frida Kahlo skit include Michelle Norma Jean, and the person ipated. Members of the audience were this historic woman. (Bottom) McCarnbe, Franci Scanga, and Mary Hollywood turned her into. The Tina given a chance to ask the performers Senior, Sharita Richmond, brings Weiderspon. Included in the Madonna Modotti skit featured slides of Modotti's questions, and in tum, the performers flare and attitude to the stage as. a skit were Bonnie Fruland, Alana photography. During the performance, were able to receive feedback. It was representation of Madonna during McCoy, Sharita Richmond, and Kate one performer picked up different pho­ refreshing to see Regis students acting the evening performance. Turner. tographs as she spoke. Two other per­ out the lives of such ground-breaking The students personified the formers held a chain in front of her to women. Tuesday, March 29, 2005 Highlander 11 ~--=------'------Entertainment------=----- Practical Ortega leads through teaching and art ,... Sciencetology Professor Tony Ortega books and teach- Edward Hopper, With Mike Simpson ing in the Art "'V'--- Jacob Laurence Daphne continues his favorite Students League. ;rn,..,....._,__ ~--1"'1....· and Wayne Cole is con­ pastime; art while 0 r t e g a Thiebaud. cerned. She is describes his Although mak- very concerned teaching work as "expres- ,~~,._ ing art is still a prior- · about Andrew, sionistic in its use ity in his life, Ortega Molly Hames her one and only of colors and commented that, Staff Reporter son. Apparently mark making, but "teaching comes he hasn't quite autobiographical first now, making art been himself Professor Tony Ortega, who is in content." comes second." He successfully completing his first year lately, spending long hours at the Ortega's artwork ~i,;a,-,,. enjoys the unique gym, buying "sweet" workout gear teaching here at Regis University, is a depicts images of opportunity to teach "for the ladies", and taking weekend well-known artist in the community with M e x i c a n - here and describes . an interesting background. trips to Mexico because "the chips American culture. Regis as "a good and salsa there are the best." Last Ortega, who has been a working 0 r t e g a background for stu- artist for 23 years now, comments that week sometime Andrew went into a works with a vari- dents to become he was "lulled more and more into art" screaming rant about how awesome ety of elements: ....,_,... ,-..... leaders in the com- as he finished hrs Bachelor's degree in it would be to club a baby seal. His acrylic, pastel, LL,-=~,..__,__. -~~'"""...... munity.· both business and Spanish. motivation was not the fur or anything etchings, mono- _ Working with After attending CU-Boulder for his like that, but rather he saw a nature types, silk students reminds Master's in Fine Arts, Ortega utilized Photo courtesy of www,artscomm,org/adortega/ - special and they just "really pissed screens, printmak- Ortega of ones of his knowledge of business to aid him in [him] off." How could you not like ing, etc. Ortega Ortega's "A Penitent Man" in his favorite times in his pursuit of an art career. Ortega baby seals, that's like hating ice comments that monotypelsilk screen. life: college. He also then "divided {his) time between creat­ cream, I mean who hates ice cream? "my art is mostly enjoys being a part ing commercial arts, being an artist in People on drugs hate ice cream, dear influenced by Folk Art and California of the learning process and compli­ residence and creating public art fellow rangers, and Andrew was on artist Art Martinez." He notes that a ments Regis on its community atmos­ pieces for the community." Ortega is drugs. couple of his favorite artists are phere. known for his illustrations of children's Not the kind of drugs that you can buy from LaTonkia at Colfax and L------, Broadway at around 2:30 a.m. for 20- KRCXAlbum I 25 dollars depending on the quality, How does lunch for I no, the kind of drugs you can buy $2.99 sound? I from Rex at 24 Hour-Fitness at Spotlight Q I Colorado and Alameda for 35-40 dol­ Qu1znosSua Combine one of four Every Day Value : lars whenever "you really wanted to subs with your student free drink deal MHMM ••• TOASTV! 1 get jacked." for a great lunch value. 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