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This Other is brought to you for free and open access by TopSCHOLAR®. It has been accepted for inclusion in WKU Archives Records by an authorized administrator of TopSCHOLAR®. For more information, please contact [email protected]. STUDENTS EEKLY Devoted to the Interests of the Students of Western Teachers College and B. G. Business University Vol. 4-No. 2:J Bowling Green, Kentucky, ltfllrch 18, 19:1i l ' UHLfSIIEll WEEKLY CALENDAR FOR '37 ,Track Mentor Western College Players RELEASED AT B. U. To Offer Comedy April 8 Summ er Terms Begin June Change from the Exchange: Some lillie ago there appeared In 6 and July 11th J. Reid Sterrett to Direct " The Romantic Ag e"; Talented t his cC/1U llln a bit of infonnlltion Cast Includes " Tu mps" Noel and Mildred Jones which ll.st.ed things that people Registration for the opening se­ coUld do without ... at MUlTaY. me ~te r" at the Bo",,'l1ng Green Eusl­ That. thing m ent:oned h appened to ness University next fall will start Western College players are now in rehearsal on their, be the first Western· Murray clash September 6, according to a. cal­ s pring production which will be presented on ThUrsday, of the ~easo n. We feel U)a t the list­ endar of activities for duration of ing was. least to say, JustiHablc. the 1937-38 :school year which was April 8. The pla)'crs have choosen one of A. 1. Milne's de­ Now we nre awakened from our rcleased at t.he unIverslt)·. trance and nnel that Ilt one time lightful and brilliant comedies, "The Romantic Age." the College News, of Murray State Thanksgiving holidays will begin • This play was presented In New Tenchers College, had what. they on the mornIng oC November 25 and continue through Nov ember 28. Ycrk a lew years ago with Leslie Rt Ule time IlO doubt c ~ nsld f red Hov.'Il.rd In Ihe lending role or Oer­ the answer tor .such thlng1 as that. Christmas vacation begins em the morning of December 18 and ends $1 400 EQUIPMENT vase Mallory, nil neatly boxed and everything. In the cast. the pla.yers Philip We hereby reproduce It: ''Things January 3, n. m. Noel. Jr., will play the charact~ l' they enn do without at Westcrn­ Registration fo r the second se­ mester will start January 23, Com­ FOR NEW OB 'ORY of Gervase Mallory, Theatre gocrs The last Murray· Wcstcrn basket­ will remember Mr. Noel for hls baH nfTrny!" And last year's SIAA mencement e x ercl ~ es will require perCormance Of the hero In "Gold In ~ournam ent, three days. The Senior banquet to Apparatus to Be Installed the Hills," U1e Call production of • • • be held Sntur~ ":lY, May 21, will In­ aUilurate ceremonies. IbccalaUl"c­ on Roof of New Bldg. Western players. U your memory Is not too short. Prom the cast I ~t fall ccmes the answer to this one Is obvious, at.c services w:lll be the nell:t. day In a local church. Class Day exer­ Plans Cor \VCI; tern's new cla ~ s Mildred J ones who In "The R0- • • • 'clses will be condUcted Monday mantic Age" Intcrprt'15 M lI lI ~ and e . And while the parade cf our building Include $1.400 worth o( morning, May 23. and the Com­ tqulpment for {In ~ervl\tor)' the romantic heroine of Milne's. friends from the '; Purch3&e" terri­ Miss Jones is a talented young ac~ tory joins the line which fonns to mencement. address will be made In which is to b ~ locat-ed on top of th ~ evening. th::! building. The appn.ralus Is of ~rt'ss who ..... as prominent in dra­ the right 011 the way to the ';\Vall­ mntlcs In Bethel Woman's College Ing Well." may I ask which one First t.crm of summer session will Lhe newcst pattern and sl'lf-rceord­ Bet undcr way June 6 and end July Ing. last year, Pete Trlmton who of you bright chlldrcn mentioned 9. second and c:ncl udlng term for scored a success lnst fall as the the 1937 SIAA and lAC tournll­ For the past few months dally the summ~r will start July 11 and observations of B,wllng Greet) bartender plays the plcnl Education building while oontalned aile golden tress of hair, Temple. ho.ve had nCfll. or specific data In belonging no doubt to the girl he chapel and all persons planning to an Infonnal party and "get-togeth­ regard to weather CQndltlens have er," ..... 111 be held at the Trnlnlng left b!hlnd. 0S9l bllity of a I h.~l.eh·es at homc at the Western Ihat Ule Junior prom Is to be held ~flller made Informal talks on hurler de\'elcplng out of the big g} • )n May 30, and J. C. Cantrell. lreas_ ··How t:: U!:e Your Pastime Prom- 200-pounder. LTer , made a report . abh'" and ··Soclal Activities." Cap- . I1i ghcr Lt:arninJ" Marshall SWAin. vice president of Ita ln Holbrook dl .cussed "First Im­ Tn g<;1I1i through their paces. th e Including colleges and universi­ t~e class. Introduced lhe remainder pre ~lc n s of Forl Kno:.: ;·· Captain I T h e women of Czooho-Slovaki a l udlnm par:iclpatEd in till~l r In'­ ties, junior college.>. teachers· COl­ t!al baUlng se~s on when the bac;;­ t.! the program. which consisted of Tv.·ombJy "00 and Don'ts;" a nd I slandard of beauty to li ve up leges. norma1 schools and profes­ ;~ comet solo by Helen Albritton. an I PrC!! ldent Graham enumerated sev- Uh II I tI f " !> l

ERB LEWIS (lIb o v~, left), spark-plug of GlID£R ENTHUSI­ the Detroit R ed Wings. in a set-to be­ H AST, DOrOlb, Hoid­ fore the &0.1\1, la t!!.e lo cker ro o m after the " mall, $ays: "Guid· game (abot-'t, right). gel~ sai4.: "YQ ll ~~ r l .;n:.-'._ inL a sail lane joy eating. I'll g ive Ca m els credit [o r help- thrillIng, t hough ing m e c ajoy m y food. I'll second the m o tio o cxhausdngat limes. - ' for digestio n 's sak e _ smoke Camels.· .. Tired and wrought­ up as I may fccl af­ A t m ealtim es. it's C amels " for digestio n'S terwud, Camels snke." Than ks t o Cam els, tbe Row o f diges­ help my digcstion run smoothly." tive fluid s - alka li,,~ digestive fiuids _ spceds up. A sense o f well-b e ing fo llows. Camels doo' r get on your n erves o r irritate th e throat.

WORKS HIS WAY through STEER - WRAN.­ college. "A big meal and GliNG cowpunch. Cameb," says H.1i Al.j Olltl, er, H artl, Murph,. ··t!Ult"$ a combination co "Camcls :are aces­ make me fce l m y digestion up with me," sayS is gOing smooth ly. It's Hardy.• , As It cow­ Camels for me cvery time. hand r lllke what UJAC K OAKIE' S COLLEGE" Camels set me righ t! " chuck 1 get a nd l lnr"J."ko.kle·, CotJeae"-a fulI·houl""ll1Ila . bow always count on whh J.ck 001t1 .. 1lIenn)' Coodm~n '. "Swlusr" B. nd! UnUywood "onltdl.n•• nd .Invlnl!" ...ra t Special Cameutohclpea5e ,,(Ilkart' . m~ le ur taltnl every WHk! TUESDAYS_ my digestion:' 9,JO pmE.S. T., ':loOpmC.S.T.• 1:JO pmIlI.S.T., 6:31pm P. S.T., over WAUC _Columbia Network. THURSDAY, MARCH 18, 1987 T H E STUII ENT W EE KL Y Page Thred

Jeeves, the fa m il y O\'ucoat Just what landlady applied the cOOl­ "Long Live King Franklin! " wt aring thin. In g system on Sunday night? ALPHA SIGS GIVE • • • • !~- Be:t you can't stop me, Ooops! Possibly It wa ~ an el'l1)r1 BANQUET SUNDAY you ha\'e heard this O:;"''''_:'~~.~~' I Just who Is rC!:p:ns!ble for nt­ Smith went out with tempting to make Ii race track of 110ns (who ~nld the Event Hel d in Honor of Six paved with go:d 'n,'",",,".'''' . W. Va.; Walker SnodsTlUS, I z...:I,r... Mannington. W. Va., and Joe Ev­ the opportunity (cr bill celtector) I of the lI!c time. ans. Mt. Stl'rllng. • • • Mr. nnd Mr:,. R. L. Boyd wer~ DUART'S gu&1', 0 IhCinor. Br. Boyd gave an Oh! And since wh::n dld Hel'.!n I after dInner talk on ·-FmternIU.s." Smlth become n fr~shman? now permanentwava Prcaldent Ch C.llt~ r Buten presldcd • • • , .. with tach (uri getting jun the at UIC meeting. Lcoklng for: The Q.<;.te;n-Bat.'el Add.tIOIl::li per!ons present were: agajo. Which way 'dld it go? enct amount of heat it should MIs.es Frances Knlsht. Nancy Cun­ • • • have according to its si:te. Make. waving process mucb cooler. ningham. Knlll"rlne Michael. Ze­ This Hazel Morris sccm: to be MlI.kes your wave $Oft and 10,·ely. noHa Miles. OCorglanna Gilligan. quite a bit 111 clrculat:on tile&:! nice 1 Marjorie GHllgan. Ell%abeUl Mead­ co!;.1 days. Friday With " Pie" Delker, TELEPHONE NOW FOn or. Nell Snydr, Fmnces Havard. Chnrter members of Yale University's r:apldly §preadlllJ;" "Itooscvelt­ and Sunday with Clay Slate. A!I YOU ~t API"OINTi\ll:::!oIT Eugenia Shepherd, A-Ie .. :: cc n ~ Qulnll, rOT-King" club, Peter Dehr at New York and Richard B:lker of New of which brings to mind that some Deanle Duncan, Eleanor WJlough­ Jersey &,ua rd the crOWIlS with which (riven half a chance) they ot the land l adl !s around U1t. bl', Juanita Terry, Maclne f'rCllCh, would make the Prl"sldent "King Franklin I" and :'II rs.. )tOOsel'CIt I.llnce have been kll~?:n to turn a Dorothy Dobbs. "Qu«n Eleanor." SCI'eral eastern university r r o ll ~ at once a pplied cold I houlder 'II hleh would cool Me ~srs. John G!1likln, CiaIene2 for charters In the new eolle&,la te "sJlOOf" oTC'a n b.atlOIl. fo unded at IREN E much walmer daze than these at, Parker, Charles Rnlph. CllfL: n New Jlavell, Con:l. the prc$tllt. BEAUTY SHO P Gregory, JohI'! Gilman, John Hugh • • • Simp en. James McCoy. Wm. Lee of the cOI:((&tants !e blhlng lIults. Slate. Mcrris. Stanl:r and allj' P hone l OS 939 Sta t e Certr, George Shanks, Harry GARLIC AND ROSES Throw another 10" 0:1 th ~ OIl.'. ethers who want to Jo:n the party, GI'cathouse. C. L, Ellis nnd Frank- lin lIam.:m:':':k:. _____ (Continued From Pal>e One)

Hrnd('rsou, for It I: reported that. COLLEGE HI NET he h:l.ll m::'dc dU-t~s In advance for l!.arter. Trust that tals 1t'!l\.t!5 no FIVE BANQUETED ~~o~~~ ~~~~~.;: ~n~h ~~i~lyW~r~;i~ I ___ to the rumor that Brink Is going to . S d 1 brIng down th ~ girl {I lend frrm Matthews Entertain s qua W ( b ~tc r Grov ~, Mo.? Methlnks that ·V such an event would do something f or Two Consec li tI e aiJOLt thr~"ln8' the skids unt.lcr lhe Weeks "Twectums' -F'crd alfair which ha<; been doing fO well Lince Thf(lkeld --- and Isaacs fm::! that th~:; t:av.: 111- Members or the Coliege HI c ard- I t.clCSt.s In common And all Ulat. Inals bnakethRll team. winner or the • • • Fifth Regional Tournament tor the I Note-To "Twcct-ums" BrInk If IICcond consecutive year. were guests I she do ~s wander down. do n : t. . ot W. L. M"ntUlews, director of the II der nny circumstances .•·"",;0.:; _11 Trnlnlng Sch ~o l, nt lunCheon Mon- Cur!" day at the Helm Hotel. The group • • • was entertained last week by Mr. T~k! Tsk ! More ot that Matthews for winning In t he dls- with a Sick friend SlUtT. ~ .•:.:".:·~·'.·" trlct tournament. pooe. SOIlr. Ncrthcut., Is It nice SqU!ld membl"rs. In addlUon to break dat:!S JUSt to drO;l down CoacJl Frank Lawrence and Men- Na ,h\'l1Ie for the week-end? ! • • • nger Burton J enkins. InCluded as Slorm before the calm' I Jff'g'ulllr guests were ChnrJ es Taylor. RIll' burn Ste h ~ th .. ~~~:~,/BI,ac k­ Gaines. James McGown, Robl"rt. AI- Wonder. Pa:~ 'Tee - h~~~ I Yuitl(' ;;; to len, Lelgla Emmick, Brtmdy ours- ! P-r-t-f-f_ed (WIlD III ~ 14 ton, 13nrr Grooms. O. G. Byrn Jr.. been r(' Sdhig that Wendell McCulloch and Sam Am- again.) Br!nstng the

berson.The 8l'oup of performers. conch. seemsto ble ndto csb ~ ih~ .. r,' .. ~'~:~tJ'.;;::iii~~ and manager t.o be accompanied to those quarters at tile state tournament at Lexington • • • by Mr. Mal thews. departed Wed- Be nonchnlant -Marjorie Moore nesday morning In time for the should now be at lenst a n honorary drawing at. LeXington at 5 o'clock In member of the debaUng t ~a m by the aHernoon. now, After all the up~r:ence (dear teacher) she is Sdld to have gar­ PO EM BY STU DENT TO nered In explaIning Ule dale with the local boy to her "husband," , BE PUB LISHE O SOON • • • A definite opportunity for No charge at all lor the ro es. smart co-cds who really want A poem composed by Jane K l'n­ • • • Dut lIoctqr, remember a "BUY" In Spring con~ and nedy, membl" r of the sophomore sUits. No n l"ed to tell you clay at the Bowling' Green H igh blooel pressure r Jane . School. has been accepted tor pub­ \\'Itll US ago.ln alter u;,·;;. ·,k:~,;d l l tha t tailoring. fit. fabric "" " II" lication and Is to appear In the In Gla!:gow. What, no scars ~TYLES a re TOPNOTCH­ May Issue of Ranch Romances, ac­ the beauty contest. J ane? And tell me that photcgraphs were o.nd at these VALUE cording to InformaUon received by \ SATION PR ICES ... early the local student. The poem is en­ titled. "Trouble." Patronize Our Adverti sers! \ hoppers get first. choice!

All Oressed Up BU T-Are Yo ur • " \I ~ L THE XEW S I' _HlX (~ S IL\JH:S

GLASSES • SWA GGEU AX U (:ASL\ J. CO .l 'I'S In Style? • "iHAXXISH A7\H IIU £SSI' SV I'I'S , Old fashioned glasses can wreck t~ effect of the s Dl 3rtest en­ semble. Erlng your eyewear up to date bv t rying our lIatter­ ., Ing hllW .!:ity lcs! Have Your Old Leus Fitted In New Frames ! '·'J' he Hil! ~· tllr ( ! UII the ('Of l:cr" HARTJG S ; I· I " ," II . II ' II I 1\' " ... " -., ,- , . .~ ,,, ... ,,,,,,, ,, ,.,, .. " . " TU E STU D ENT W ICE K L t ," , ,...... -, " t he Students' Weekly MURR AY.ANS TELL Working at a Fast Cl ip MC MURTRY SPEAKS , Phone 218 Horace McMurtry or Western Teachens College, was the ll rlnclpal ",u102G,d EStatemy ThwS tree,d"t OF 'IDEAL DATE' speaker at eighth gTade commence_ ment exercises Friday at the B rls- ... 1t ~ ~ItU"TOO ~o" NAY'''NAL A ..H ...... n tow Consolidated SChool at which IS N ational Advertising Service, lnc. Margaret Bingham, Murray I Is tudents were awarded diplomas. C./I~t' I'.I>/Idrn R.' •••••lu l". &..2.0 MA"'SON A~.. NlI:> A N OItLU _ " a.YLAND _ SCATTU to S. W. STAFF Byron Stuart-Editor Editors Note; The following ar- Lconard Bean-B. U. Reporter tlele was contributed to the Stu- Ralph Utley-Daffy Olll dents Weekly br Margaret B lng- ham who is a Murray co,cd. --:n=''r"Il'="URSDAY."'~lcl= H7u~'ch "'c.>-MARCilC;-;""~OW;:- ""IS''-~, 1937C:- ' 1 MURRAY, k y .-To be or not to " The St utl cnt 'l'hcutrc" be In lo ve-wh ~ ther y'sre cr y'aln't, It seems that everybody has MUR RAY NET STARS his Ideal person. alld the College 'L'hursdll}' Nt!ws recently conducted a survey ,\NN SOTIlERN MADE CO-CAPTA INS to fi nd out different college stu­ GE:'IIE RAYl'IO:'110 dents' Idfas on the " Ideal Date or HELEN BRODERICK Floyd Burdette and Ethridge Mc­ Boy Friend," And really. ~ ome of IN !'C!5pCcth'ely, Tuesday were elected the discoveries were startling, but 'X'-captalns of Murray COllege bas­ neverthelESS true. " SMARTEST GIR L IN ~ :e/ bnll team for 1938, Upon Interviewing 50me of our BUI'delte. hailing from Marlin, fair ca-eds. we find that not all of TO WN" ::"; l1n .. \Io'as vcted lhe mOiSt valuab!e them prefer a gO:l{\ athlete. a sec­ layer for th e 1937 season. Both ond Robert Taylor or a mental }'ridny Oul,. ::urdette and McKeel, from Rector, giant, as Wl' sorta thought t ~)' • r k" are Junior.!, The latter was WOUld. It Sl'ems that th'! popular ANY SEAT- 10c : Iso an All-KTAC ccn ~ er. yo ung man can be anything but Murray Crll e g~ , 1936 S IA A chllm­ concclted. However , olle YOUllg lass CLAV,llET1'E COLBERT lells, was runner-up in both the mys If the boy Is really cuti!, sh:! FRED MAC l\.tuRRI\ \' -' lAC and SIAA thl: £eason, likes for him to knew It. What- , ROBERT YOUNG ever that means. It .ounds okey t~ IN BEULAH EDWARDS GETS Us. Some more of this young lady's "THE BRID E COMES i~~~~ I~n b~errrl~~i)~1 g~~ ~:~l~g~r~ IA NE W ACCOUN Ti NG JOB senator's work is ne\'er done, either, IhouK'h he SpCnds only a HOME" good dancer. a boy wh:: orders the fe ll' hours (so me day!!) In the actual busineq of lawmakin" Sen- I Seular L. Edwards, for me r 5: lrls around to a certain extent ator Alben W. 8.ukley, of Kentucky, for Inst:m ce, finds hinucll so ',",estern stlltlcnt who recently ac­ and above all, he must be a good pressed for time Ihat he has to make notes for a lS .... ech while .d- SUlld",. lind "lfondll}, , pted a position as proof reader conversaUonal1st. tin, a halrcul, .'- SCveral of the gi rls like the un- ___ JANET GAYNOR ~:1 d accountant for the Mi1le r­ ------TAYLOR 6eltlsh ($ ) type. It you know what _ KG-nERT auer TY PfsHtlng Company, Louls- LEWIS STO:s'E l ie, Ky.. has resigned In order to GATE WAS OPE N :.cccpt a position In the acccunt­ !r ~~:~iy a~~ :tI\~~e% ~q~~~etm ~~! I COLLEGE HI WIN S I IN , '11; department of the SOuthern boy hlwe a go:d personallW and , " SMALL TO WN GIRL" KJI Telepholle and Telegraph p."'''' " plIaI M, C'cmpany of the same city. One youm,,,,,ng lad~,,,' ..required "h. a boy of RE GIONAL CROWN 'I TERRE HAUTE, Ind. - -' :',-:''''''!~ II high Ideals, not hnndroma and one State Teachen' College Is TUESOA·Y who Is sincere, Another al:o said becaul!C Carl sandburg, the RALPII "lORGAN o o that loob didn't matter In her I Lawrence's Boys to Start in go t mixed on lecture dates. MAXINE D01' LE roung life. Jus~ to the boy friend I St t M t T d When Sandberg hUed to IN was smare and had lots of per- a e ee 0 ay IaL the auditorium o s:nallty. And, oh res, he can 't be -- I were told their . 'I " CO'JDE MN ED TO LIVE "

tooIt dumse, msb, It~ a' theInformed, girls p referrec. puttingRobert th Alle Collegen, lean HIky Cace~ dlnanter.ls inIn om $3 more than was taken in, o O brunette bol sandII'A ~ mon of them front In the last few minutes of ;'~'~U:"d~"':::T~h:'::~::::~~~=~~~~~~~~~~: li ke the athletic type. As to the I play with his pivot shots, carried lines a boy lIIay use, ~e found most I the loca l high school to Its second o I!: lrl ~ li ke that sort of Idelll (?) straight reglonnl basketball champ­ " c ha tt ~ r, at lust every now and I 15hi by virtue of a 26-24 win I then. even If they do know the 01 p o o boy tells that to all ,he girls. over Tompkinsville In the (\nal PETER PAN With the boys, It ~ eems that It's game of the Firth Regional tourna­ about evenly matched wh e t~r menl Saturday nlg.ht at Western , Frocks W ill Be Leaders 1" At Eciste .. time o thty like blondes or brunettes, WIUl lTenchers College 8} m, " Ib runettes malbe taking a sUght In the first round games, College I That Easter Pam de! IJe YOU I' own o lead, It's the gypsy In ·eln. It wa ~ HI coested to a 34-1 win over Fln­ o surllrlslng to notlefOlllllll P ar ! To o that you will o vlcI'.'ed. Irunn er-up L ~m s ano 1U1II oanced t " Look Your Best!" It seems the Ideal girl must have an all-tournament selection of 1{l t 529.; 5 a pleas.l ng p :rsonalltr, and a sense t men chosen by officials or the meet. o of humor, She must be practicat' IThe group con!;l&ted of Ray Gaines, ! llt e llhJ ~ nt and sweet at t h :! IIlIml Robert Allen, and James MCGown' 1 " time, Outside cf that. the ce-ed has all or College HI: Bushong and Car- • o nothing to do but sit around and I ter of Tompklnsvlllc: Harreld Klrk.- · ~IELM look beIlutlful. MOIl! boys want their patrick and Joe Beckham of Rus­ Ideal gi rl to b ~ around fi ve feet IsellvUle; Toms of Glasgow Junc- o Beauty S hoppe O fou r, and weigh about !l8, tion: Dossey or Browns\'lIIe: and So these arc ~ ome of the re- A, Sircy of Adairville. qul r~ments made by stoogents (m Cha.mplonshlp o o cur campWl, dear ones, Now, do Co ll e~ H I 126) Pos Ct-l) Tom'ville • your best. ot course th! rc are a McGown (3) " F """ ( 4) Carter few \Io'ho ha\'e no Idea ls and a! Gaines (1) "" F". (5) Whiteside • Pc.ttlpohlt <:> o one IIWe "gal 631d. "just give me (13) " "C " (13) Bushong • Crepe R om~lnlS any kl.ld. And maybe the (1 ) ",.G"" (I) Spillman • Sliver Cloth policy after all, when It comes to G R ",, ' • Taffeta o S(. lectlll ll a certain type would b ~ , ': ,. , . . , ... , , 0 I to be like one of Murray S ' ate's ' COllege HI- DuMl- • Silk star basketball plarer , When ask:d Tompklnsvllle- McClcndon (I ) • S ets o t o:: de:crlbe hb Ideal girl all Ford, --c::-:- said was, "tltt y'l! all do for I ," -- -- • WES TE~ N r iVE WI NS Jackel Stytes L:m, Sleeves DE DICATI ON CONTEST Short SleevCII

Coach Ed D ; ddl ~ '.s UlU t-oppers, • Little we!l rcrs of th ~ 1937 SIAA c\'Own , Etchill,U On ""ut the ' fln lch lng touchf"ll on a S il k and Solids most 6 ucc~s fu l ~ e a.son by 1II0i ng t ~ Monday night to take measure o! the Sen'cl ouYlt • .Bo .. Peep , I;j: ~dii ;,~Ei,;~aoinsvU1e 50-40 In n contest Dressy t . the new Madisonvlllc 0,

McCrocklin Tailored ;~:';ii;'~~'i~~:;.~ ~Repavedd the W31 Little Bo-Peep at B. U. or Westem Is 1 win over thc Inde- Styles the CO-Ed looking tor a lost friend , , , whom she'll usually tlnd at Venables! I!"';: " :::*t ~.:b,~: bllet,~! ng ThmOiSte cop=nt'etlls t YOU Will find It a friendly place to last Appearallce of SMART EASTER HATS meet your favorite people! J S~~,"'!~-.:~[~' , _[R ced and A\termlte a Wl'stenl ba s k~t- Style hits for the style conscious Co-ed ~ ball uniform, -::,---,:-:-:--:-:­ Rall\r: , SChcl:u.,lI ljIS Rollin: coll£8e Is oHerlng five na­ honor scholarships of .$6,00' 51.500 a year, to the 8l'niors of 79 selectetl high 'j :L DURBIN AN D CO. "\'cll ll hle Orllgs Are Pure Drug$l" l"hone I; ;;h,;;,,;~ ;i;':'i- hall of which ar:' J()- " "":JOOOOCIOCX>OOOCIOC">OOOOCIOCX>OOOCIOC">OOOOC"""'oC~;g New England,-Rolllns )',.. • l' H V R ~J)AX., lIIt\RCII ! J8, J93, :r I\, E, S l ' .V DEN T WEE,KL)' Page Fin • , i 5 g ~ - COLLEGE MEN HAVE . soon. A number of socials are also ' being arranged. • CORECOS TO .GIVE --'---- REVIVALIST TAilS , 'Tho SOCIAL SCIENCE CLUB ~!E~~~hole"j -Th,O:~m~~' :~~~::~L ~ PUBLIC PROGRAM IS TO MEET TONIGHT AT CHAPEl MO~DAY f, university mBn apparently has only one chance in 512 of finding h lm­ Or. Davis and Ralph Mc­ The Western SocIal SCience Club Students Invited to Allen j The junior clR~-5 came through ~ elr behind the stene walls of the last wee k and elected class officers, Neal in Recent Regular wtJl meet. tonight at 'I :30 In the Meeting s at Broadway The point In. the .whole meeting Eddyville penl eutiary. according Cedar House. was to organlr.e the class so they to J anuary 1 records. or the 1,024 Program William 'I'nlsty and Herbert Church could treat the seniors to the :l.n­ prisoners confined tilere. only two QuInn 9i111 present a discussion or nual feed In n few weeks. Dr. B. F. Dnvls. dean of Ihe Col- "Supreme COurt change as pro­ Dr. Andrew Johnson, who Is till­ hnd university t!":llnlng ,on1,' 11 had posed by Pre&dent Roosevelt." • • • coll ~ g e backgrounds. and only 93 lege ot Commerce, and Ralph Mc­ Ing the pulpit at the BroadlPo-"Ul' Well we have n clue as to Ihe A ~oc !al hour will follow the prc,­ Meth cdlst Church during the tW J­ had high schcol educations. Thc Nell. student. have ha d promlnt'nt gram. All majors and minors are Identity ot McGriff's girl. She lives illiterates mf.nb!red 120. places on pr. grams presented at weeks reVival thAt opened Mond --.-· In Nashville and Leonard has urged to attend. The Social SCience 'fhe survey stated 19 of the prls- recent m eetings of the Coreco De­ Club Banquet wUl be held some­ night. addressed the student body spread It arcund that he wlJ! ror­ oners w.. nt t hrough the first grode time In the near futU re. at the Bowling Green Business Uni­ ·ward his class rlU g there by ::p e­ and stopped sch:o!. 67 through Ihi bating Socle!)' at the Business Unl­ versity Monday morning clal delivery. Boy that's whnt we s econd grade. In through the third verslty. The Rev. E, C. Lampton. past.,r cnll courlln' In a big way! grade. 132 through the fourt·h C =.ctor Da\'1s appeared on the BETAS PLAN A SE RIES OF at the Broadway church. Intre-­ • • • grade, 7'1 tln-ough the fifth grade, card In the role of n lipellker and duced Doctor Johnson whose suD­ When R Jun!or High School girl 78 Ulrough the SiXtll grade, 84 hIs subject WIlS. '"Demands Made PRO GRAMS FOR ME E T S ject wns: "Tell r.Iark ~ of an Edu- gets going what chalice has a dumb through the 1IE'lentll grade nnd 2131011 Schccls b)' a Community." Mc­ cated Man." : senior, Llltle Regina Davis stood through the elghlh grade. Nell. a Mls ·I!.S11l1l1 lad who \~cently B eta. Pi Rho Zeta fraternity of All students are ..... elcome to at.- our friend Rnlph Hunt. up so she f n n:lled at the university. gave an the Buslnes ~ UniverSity Is planning tend the revival during the t w 1 c(. uld dale, of all people, Frank ochlb:Uoa or tap d a ncing. a series of programs to be pre- weeks ending Easter Sunday. Tt:e McQuown. Aln'L college boys Just. DR, GRIFFIN IS FATHER Member:: cf the society are tak· eent.ed at regular Sunday night church Is Iccated at Laurel at too, too, divine. Ilig an actlv~ part In programs and meetings at the Helm Hot ~ 1 and a Broadway. - • • • Dr. and Mrs. JUdl101l R. GrUHn many studen 's aTe making a no­ musical prbgram to be conducted Some of the little girL'! In Lhe have announced the birth of a SO:l tlced advancement toward o\"ercom­ this Sunday night wI!! be the Hrst. Gh'e Me Cole Slaw SChool have a. mania for sweet Sunday morning at tile City H 0 3- Ing tmoorrassmen t when spe,\klllg The programs are planned so as to A nut at Ille steering wbee1, a stutr, The only trOUble is they seek p ita!. b~ro r e an audience, \ be Interesting as well as helpful to peach at h is side. and a sharp t Urll it In the form of candy bars pur­ Dr. Oritnn Is a member of West­ Plans are being made to present the members. The m",: tings :ve III the read I.s a good recipe for- a chw:ed :;omewher!: about the ern's Geography Der.ar':ment. n public performance ~ omeUme held at 6 o'clock. [rult salad.- Fergus Falls News. 6Chcol. So strGng I.s their detilre ------~ that they altempt to run tile line • of tattle-tales ,n their quest cr the sugar. • • • Beverly McNair asked Wendall Allen to go to a party with her last. wcek, "Get!," said Wendal!; Leslie Howard , " how call J leave Betty tlmt long:' Don·t worry rolks. h e's not tha~ far gone-yet. • • • · ((". h Kalherlne How ~ ll, a local "soph" says·L ' uck les are-~ tops Wlt has gone goofy over HalVey Rag­ land, and vice-versa. They ccnfer l In the Ilbnll"Y and rumors are a bout that they were out. togelher lnst week. "Oce, sin/n g must be coming." • • • his throat Albert Chan!'y had a date with "Too~ ." Martin on Friday night, Yes, It looki' like the love atralr UYears ago, as an ambitious young he hnd with T eeny Is Just about on the rocks. Anyway "Toots" hll.s actor, I was impressed hotlJ (veil my a lovely "'autym cbJle." Arnong the brainless t·hls "-e ~ k throat liked Luckies and how 'well we have Nat Clarkron. He dal~ Hattie Mae MOltenberry over the they suited my idea of a perfect week-('nd and ran into some trou. b le. H(lttie I.s nice looking- trouble cigarette. That impression still but Clark~on JUSt can't turn 01T Ulat hot air he blo\\'~ around. Nat stands.Inm,.recenttourorHamle~, should ha\'e n joo Ilrq>elllng Ii sulI­ bont. with its man,. perfonnances each • • • News nash of the week! Little week and the attendant tax on m,. J immIe Skinner guld ~ d un:uspect_ I Ing Nell J chnson Into his clutches throat, have been convinced anew It Is going nbout, however, Ulnt that this light smoke is bo,h delight­ JlttJe Nell pepped thc ques' loll to him about the po,"slblll!y of their ful to taste and the f wp' ciga­ sUece!l8tuJ escapnd !. Yes ! yes ! all m,. tins hnJ)l>ened in olle n ight. rette fOT an actor's throat." • • • Jones tinted Kllt.y twice ever lhe week-end nnd 011 tOll of that he told hel' Ills name was T ommy Joms Skinner. the p reacher's lIOn. • • • "Sorlh"' Monele ~llne JJy rated the company or OUI' friend Burton ,Jenkin: this week. He Implored your correspondent to suppress h is nattie, but news Is news, . • • • This nd hea ded gal Ilnm«l B room was seen with Vernon I Landrum tills week. We don't An independent survey was made recently know much on t h em except that they attended the batketball finals among professional men and women ....: l~wyers, This Is Llle Steon

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\' ~I '_ce • I " I Page Six THE STUDENT 'I' EEKLY THURSDAY, MARCH 18, 1N7 SYRIAN LECTURER Cadets Pay Honor to 1937 Militattendants; at University of Ky. GARLIC AND ROSES Queen, Ary Ball (COnUnued From Page Three) WILL GIVE SERIES the Potter Hall circle, Vehicle In que.!ltlon was a Ford coupt', Uccnse OF TALKS IN CITY number (X ). Anyone notice any bullet ho!e.s? • • • Local Ci tizens Invited to WUi someone plea!e check up on Attend by Western the Baltiwin·Cooper and Stickles:. SmUh cases, We f{ar lhat they halle President been Just a bit neglected on our part lor the pnst week or two. Clllzens of Bowlin:; Green have • • • been in\,iv.d by Pre ~ id e nt H, H, The judge on the bench , . . Cherry to hear a series of lectUl"e~ and two It-allan taxi drl'/ers, haled before "Hizzoner" the judge . , . which began yesterday and COil' "A nne RGmans, and no kl,ses." tlnues through tomorrow by Ameen If you kllOw wher>1 we lifted that R lhanl. Syrian lIlt.crll.teul', Who wll! one, yeur m: mory is better than spcak In Van Mc!.cr audltc;r!\Ull at ours, 11 o'clock cach mornIng, • • • So you take the loot of the class Mr, Rlhanl comes to Western -If Nil can Urt It, from the I Il.~ t1tute of In(.(' rnatlonal • • • Educatlon, New York, At. present, We hnte to take the role of a. he holds a position liS Interpreter doubting Thomas, but the "nne 1'0· o f 10 the Ncar East America. mance and no kL~" thing, we bet·, Born In Syrl:l, h e came to this would not apply to the COUplES who country as a boy an:! became all l1a\'e been trylr.g with good, bad, ..... mcrlc::m c!tJzen. While att:mdillg: indifferent-mark your choice) the New York L!lw Scho: 1. he was ruecess to make the new bullding forCEd to return to the Lebanon on do as n suw;Utute fcr the slope. account of h!s healUl, SllIce then rural school grounds, or other such he hM alternately S p ~ l\t long peri­ pa ~ tures. But spring will soon be ods In bo'h e!)unt.rle :, observing and here. A-choo! writing, and interpreting each race • • • t o the other, Things we nCll er knew 'til now: In 1922, Mr, mhanl lI~ t out upon "Red" Trlgg's pl'derence Cor blue n trip thr!; ugh the countries of Ule , . . Newcombe and «forgotten Ncar E&t, not as an obscn'er nRme) and their man'elous medical m erely, but with th ~ hope of brtng' skills .. , that some or th: B. u:,s ing about all unders'nndlnG' be­ co-eels dldnt' know Ule taxi tare t ween the rlllR I Arab kings which to olle of the joints of the Nash­ shculd result In l h e cCSS<1tlon or ville road .. tramp." tramp conflict ameng t!lI!m alld th~ .. , how Brink s p ~ nds hI:; week· building up of a united Aro.b em~ Miss Emily Settle, Frankfort, Rnd MI$Ii Put O'Rm r, on Ihe right, t.he queen and two attendants, Rnd ends, plrc, au tonomou.~ nnd I,;lIlted In op­ senior In the College of Art.s and Frankfort., senior In the College of they Rulomallcal.b became ltt1;i. • • • poolUon to a.U Occiden tal e n c r c ach ~ Commeree and member of Chi mental and battalion SPOIlBOTS reo And stlJi den't: How to write a. ment, Sources of InformaUon which Sciences at the Univer',lty ot Ken­ column In this Ice house without would never be Iltccsslblc to Euro­ tucky and member of Kappa Kap_ Omega, were the qucen's attend­ spectillely, fre{zing the oones and halllnri:' p £Rn trallellcrs were open to him, pa Gamma social sororily. shown ants, Decoration.!! for ~ h e e\'l'nt con· Icicles fonn on the cigarettes , . , ILlld he spca lui todny of the Nlar In the center, WIlS crowned queen These Ihree girls were chosen sl:;ted of a replieR oC Mt, Vernon, and who wanh to asscclat.e \I;lth a. Ea:t and Its problems with autt:::r· which formed a background for the bunch of icicles! cl the annual Military Ball held from II. group of nine girls elected platform on which the queen wu 1ty and COmjlrehell.,llIe undel'8talld· In February, Miss Jeanne Pat Belt, • • • ing, by the cadets In the ,ad\lanced cro,\\·ncd. mllltary aceountrcments, And so good morlilng as we take en the leftr Midway, Junior In the course R, 0 , T , C, unit at the Unl· Oags and a large picture of the Mr, RJhanl's lcctuz'c ycsterday Colles:e of Arts and SCiences and time out for a bit of sleep, u the momlng Rt II o'clock was on the lIer,lty, for the h enor, Lexington first president of the United clock In the IIIJIaa:e steeple :strikes m e mll ~ r of Kappa K Rppa. Gamma, 6ubject, "Contributions of Arabia to newl! pap ~ rs mnde the seleeUon of States. three , wandering thought: Ch'1UzaUon," What time I:; It?

The be: t angle to approach a gencraJly spea kl llg,..!... ~t!llsap s p , & lng, while others I~rn pursuJng,- p roblem 15 the trY ' Rngle, W. College U l e, EASTER - Styles In- Paris Fashions & Connie Creations Thrillingly Featured At $395 And

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Look you r s martest fo r Easte r ... in any of these - bea u tiful w h ite styles. Dair.til)' cut·out s.1ndals ", l add ~ r .front side. buckle sty l ~ . ,. b rown and white "stro ller" ties . .. An UN. MATC HABLE SELECTION.

Priced At 'Featll.rlnr Buy nationally ,\merlca's ad,'ertised Most s.hoes ror 85e and $1 pro B ~ utlful assuranee Fc.otwear" or quality. "------______.______..! I ~.. ~w • • ~.",.,~~L ... ~.~,.,~- ...~ w~ THUH~DAY, lLlHCH 18, 1931 THE STUDENT WEEKLY Page Seven' AMELIA'S PLANE POINTED OVER PACIFIC ONE MAN NET SQUAD DEFEATS SOPHOMORES

FAIRMONT. W. Va,-Personal f ouls removed f our of Pat. McGee's senior teammates from the floor In an intranlUral basketba.ll game with the sophomores. With t he SC oll-CO\'lngton ave­ Lunch Counter of talent hunts on. ....dl fferent cam­ Claypool entertaIned the SlUden~lnue'lD euYForman, Instructor at Op en From 7:30 p~es fo r likely prospects for the body of the Bowling Green B~ \\;;;tem Teachers College, wns re. HOLLYWOOD, CALIF. s!lver screen or of c~ntestll with ness Onl\'erslty last Frlday..-morn- po ted Sat da b Ch I La I A. M. to 6:45 P. M_ the same end In vie\'.', but one rare­ Ing at a ~ scmbly h2J..Lf •. - r ur y y ar os ng' l 'Book Larnin" Isn't Enough ly hear : ot their pennnr: ~ n t re­ Mrs, Po::eY~rTg st vEral songs ac- local real estate agent. I sults. The truth of Ute matter is ccmpanled 'lSy Miss Claypool. plan- Mr,Longsald the lots are located as Mags Want Ex- tlm~ there aren't many, n 15 un­ Il, who plnyed a plntlO solo. \ 011 the cast side of t.he recently perience fnlr to ~ay thnt the studiO.!! c9n­ Roy Claypool, who escorted the opened extertslon ol CO\'l lIg1on ·• yourseU while travelmq. scen ~. "l • • • And wrl ~('r5, kcep on wrltln& and Some lime ago !>In. Paul hcpe that you wl.l have a story. Whileman put her hutband on As you ride at high yet safe speeds, uee from jolts published In the pulps, th('n pot­ (I di('t. It is one lI'ali to reduce I!lbly in t\lr slick masn:.:\nes, and Whilellla>!'s burde>!, and you can cat, sleep, read, write, streich, relax, listen to the when you havc landed In the PosL, CoUlu'l', or similar high callbl;­ • • • l'adio, broathe cool, clean, sweet air and mak03 yourself fully at home periodicals you arc In a position to Arizona chemist says he can AN courteous command Ute !nteres, of studio get lold, (rom the air, It beat! under the kindly ministrations of attondants alert to your scenario editors acel p:oducers. Or. the crooner, wh03e supreme effort every need. of course, if you are lucky ellClugh nels only coppen from heaven. to have a play produced you Jump Into ~hat l)O.jUon In one Juml), but • • • The head of a ~on debu­ For these and other benefits, you must credit thorough air-conditioning, having a piny produced L~ no ('as), tanle !chOOI sallt, "Modern gir1.f motter- for yo ung or old alike, smart interior decoration, up-to-date car construction, improved road­ Ne .....spaper experience Is the are no« accWl lomed 10 rinking !tepplng stone Into the publicity u.pan their knees." At leart, Ift.oI; beds, heavier rails, adequate power and-most important of all-a and cxplcltatlon fields; In fa ct ~n<' II" ~ o! ';"~ y",. lte1Vrpap:: r work is an excellent I personnel interested in sorvice. preparation for any of the crea· In his speech at the Democratic live Jines. Ncws])apers provide a VictOI"y Day dinner, a senator REMINDER ••• crcss-lIC!ction or contemporary life, ltIid, " You haven't seen anything I Typical of railway modornization for find It 1.s with mlrrortng eontcm· yet." Which Is what Republicans Railway travel today is a thriWnq porary life that motion p:cturcs maintain, comfort is the fact that by the end of experience, lull 01 the apUi.t of the year the Illinois Central will have youth. On your ned ttip leal'll how de .. rvedly enjoyment, Have A New Picture Taken For in service 157 air- conditioned cars of coupled with economy In price, its own, in addition to air-conditioned has increaH

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Phon. 212 Franklin's Studio' ILLI 015 [EMTRAL 930 ~ State SYSTEM ------.14 K £ N T U C K Y R 14 II. R 0 A D,---- I l'age Eight T H E STU D ENT W EEJ[L Y , . , ; BIOLOGY CLUB MEETS Amelia's Two Hcmer Losey, secretary and treas­ MURRAY VERSION CONGRESSIONA1S urer: John Lovett, liergeant-at.- Western's Biol:lgy Club met 'Hitch-Hikers' ''''''.The club adjourned at 8:25 p. m. e\-enlng nt Hall with RIDICUlED ~ERE ELECT OFFICERS E.dent P lorerOU!! _~~~~~~~~::~~:::t~.~t~:;~ I T WICE AS MUCH D!.st.ases with Fly Larvae," Murray Pastor Calls on Laz- Hilltop Club Leaders Elect­ Dr. M. C. Billings, head of ern's psychology department. aru s for Western De- ed l or Five Week ducted the program with a I t · '38 -lno\'les on biological subjects. ea In Term :====~;~~====:; I The follo ....1nl article nppEiared The COngrCSII Club was called to .f .In "Sport. Bpia.sile8," sports col ­ order Friday at 'j p. m. In Snell umn written by Herb Wallace Hall. ,,'1m vice-president Lnng10rd which appetlted In SundllY, M arch preslding. After the roU call and 14, issue of "The Park City Dally .reading or tile mlnutl.'s. par ts "''ere News." assIgnw to the ~Se nators" ?-'bo Mr. Walla c~ adequately expresses were to participate In the chapel the opinion of the "Students Week­ program to be given at an early ly" staff. We might add, however, date, that a'c are glad that <;each OId­ All members who desired to at­ die used more discretion In hls all­ tend the Western-Murfreesboro de- S. I. A. A. selections than did bate. Snell Hall audltGrium Ilt 8:00 Coach CUtchllls of MUrTClY. Gueots 1'. m . were Cl:cused by the chair­ lhe Murray "Jeep" slillped a Iman . notch. ,HHr 'the old bu tlness 1\'as fin­ Ished, the election or new officers SAVE ··Pces.lbly ·one of the mC5t hu­ was held. A!I Is the custom of the morous articles (hU,nOJ"(lus because t lub, eu.c h officer l.s elected for a ON SPECIAL NEEDS of Its absurdity) to colne to the at­ tentlcn or the Sport Splasher was ¢!~~~e~f :~e :~:~s. I~he~hehe n:~; WONDE RS OFT KOTEX received In Ule mall Saturday elected officer, thus p:!rmlttlng mC9t moming from Murray In the form or the "senators" to hold some re­ of a 'news relea,:e' trom Murray sponsible p:sltlon In the club dur­ Two sizes to meet dir. 19 S tate Teachers College. fe rent needs. Either sbc C ing the year. "The writer 01 the article, re­ Many elections have taken place ltEOULAR leased by L , J. HorUq, ..head or !.he In Ule ure ot the Congres ~ Club, I Journal\sh Department'""- at the nch of them being lull of heat)" I '. i dlscus.slollS and forceful pleas ror Ideal for usual recjulrementl ;:~~~I . ~can not be blamed tor Its ns It Is mostly In quctes, the candidates. This election was TWICE AS GOOD J UNIOR I doing !.he quoting no exception. After much speaking and deliberation the follo.",>!ng somewhat I must erupting lrom the effects of having a couple of pulfid "senators" were elected to the re­ NEHl BOTTllNG CO. ular.

•~~~::;;::::y I mightrr;;: ~:r}'~~:be 01 Inter ~~Sllh1~!e~peJtowi:est to tho.se un- -1l:~il~~-=:~~:=~~~~:::~:--"~~~~ ~~~::!:=:::~=:!~:.::---:a.~ SA IL 0 RS informed to know that Carlisle I Cutchin, coach of the Thorough_' 1"01: l' ICIH; lInl brew nod one of the beUy-ach ~ rs at the little Murray get-tos:cther '81111111 ,,' 'I'hru faUed to -:elect a Si ngle Western 11lI1II on his ~1I·t ,; urnament pick of oln! J11.en . Whether Cutchin picked EASTE R the team or some member of his r ~nrr , his name appeared on the •••••• InlH ballot, as your Inrormer took spe­ cial notice or the baUot when the ~I)rlll g ! vote count was In progr! ss, to /ICe who could be .!.o Quinine as not fo pick a single man from the winning I team. 2.95 .. As lar as Graham miSSing the fint five by one \'ott'. that too Is Grey, red or navy an absurd statement as he gained The Spirit a tie for ninth and tenth pOSItions, In pedallne or 'I and anoth!r thing-if nil Western .s harkSkin. got was the scort;. someone should put n tag 011 that big ~\lver trophy of , at the Western gym 6tatlng just • Bret oll s • tl:urltlH1S where It came frOIll . "Dr. R. D. Perry, dlrtctcr of • Sport "'elts Western's band, should also M proud of tile. compliments his blind • lto,le rs received ," St-yles that are 95 5fsW° 8mllr~ lrrerent and2 CLOVI S WHITE GOES becoming, Gay Oow- er and ribbon trims! TO lOIN FORT WORT H SAY "HAPPY EASTER" WI1'H FLOWERS Clovis White, third sacker on Vlck Smith's Barons the latter part of last season, lert yuterday rrom his home at SCottsville ror Fort ~' orth , Texas. where he ."..111 ,perform this FtLDMAN5. year with the Fort Worth club In Deemers . womens ' aepstr!t the Texas League, WE l'EI,EGRI\ PH Fr~ OW&RS White served a JltUe time In the BURNHAM MO ULTON, School He,presenlal ive Texas League last season after com· lng up from the Evangeline Leaa:ue , l' I I I I I , I I I I I I ; I I I \' I ",'1'/', I I I I , , I 1\ , I I I I I , •I , . .. • • , . •• JUl ... " .l " " ,', . , . . ." d" '" ". rr- '" I. Y

wond t' r~U1 expcrien ce~ and since he Diplomacy Is the art of ,Je tt!ng STUDENT ESSAY LyNN Isn't selfish a t all Ha rry wants to !omeone else have your way . .!:hare his experlenC1!S with evc r)' student who Is In school. fANAG£ /f 0': / tIE te:SOI' of mel'chandlslng at Ule Uni­ NEW ')O,If'X" "fANGE~:S. . .. ~ versity of Pennsylvan iA, C:lmnlete details of the compe­ tition lIlay be secured from the Contest S ecretary, 100 E. Ohto street. Chicago, Ern e ~ t p , Goodin '!' -=--::-:-.,,-­ Some time ago we gave you what " Grady" we thought was the shortest short HERE I nquisitive Emllloyer Ella. what's become of old Simon ? s tory In record, but the other day 'N Ella ~ the cook)- He done died a fair co-cd came llO with one wi d lead poisonln', which clips a word off the old rec­ • E'mployer - Lead polsonhl'? I ord a nd here 'Us :- TH E RE dldn·t know Simon wa ~ a painter. TIle bees bit in earnest ,-Poor By the Ella - NOI!s uh, h e W R$ In de Ernest!- West Michigan T. C, Her- chicken buslness.- Tral1blaur, Prowler

LOST AND FOUND I GeorGe P(vls just has so much trOUble with his precious victrola, Now n has disappeared, It Is de­ Success scribed as follows: The victrola tn )'ollr hC1HI [ l'cryt wears a gray coat, has green stripes, like thc!ic ! and wJII Answe r to the name of­ II CW IIllti t'x('illng --Won't some kind hearted per­ wide hr lrlllllell !tonnel s SOil pl ea ~ e bring George's darling !Ill)' tUIII W~, SlI ne), !lower, to him? • • • l'e ll lind dill/Hil trims. All Just A Few Reasons Why E r;p yone There Are also some radio tubes h C lltl ~ l ze s . mJ!slng, We were told tha ~ the dis­ appearance of the victrola WR$ ex­ $1 99 ~:h 't: pected to r C!ult III the return of $2.95 the aforementioned radIo tubes. but Eats'" Drinks .!ald tubes haven 't turned up as yet. Are there any plano movers In the at' the New U ni ~e rsity Inn! house? If so, will you please t :) the front omce? We would And they're good rea.!!Ons, tOO ! "Good Cood , different food r a pp~ c l a te th e aid of any oC DeliciOUS fou ntain Items, d ifferent fountain things! 1l1ooern "Sherlocks." You'lI like them ALI-U ' you'll try them ONCE! • • • 111e slt.c:low n H rlke has abandonedl Lily Bowen has .,- to the terms set forth by New Me llo" C.'t;ilne Soela p, ~ DaI'1s and they Are both Flower tr iDIDl ed bon­ nets a~ pr e t t y ! A bra nd new cret.l!on topped w J t h Tox again, or, so it seemed S;;;;';;; whipped cream a nd nut.ll! IOe when they spent the enUre Straws a nd r!!lts. noon together. What ",111 Burton have to Fresh

Prize 'Winning Sandwiches AthibC larnstRt!~ '~'n~. "~Yp.:~;:~, C: .,',:; -"c: ' J'erred Slit t hats­ • B, U, S PECIAL-3-0 ecker Chicken Salad, Grilled a date since i;; ' sei~ :;~: homburrs, Blleon, S liced Tomatoes, Lettuce and Mayoll- bcr until he ~ t art ! d I Ions, Fell in na"1 cent Quinn Jus t recently, ha\'e naloo . . " . " ."., "" ',. , . .. " . .. , .," , ...... ,30e colors. hea rd from ft ' reliable source that • CA MPUS SP.€ClAL-Home Baked Ham, Roast he has been with Mell!ce nt three Beet, Pickles a nd Ma~' onnalse ,. , . ... ", ." " , .... 25c or four Um es. • • • • BEARCAT S PECIAL-Imported Swiss Cheese, What's this ! Are Evelyn Jones Our Home Baked Ham, Lettuce and MayonnaIse . ... 2Sc · nnd Cuddle! failing for the ~ a m e • CO-EO. S PEC IAL-Orilled Bacon, Liverwurst, boy? Cuddles was overheard t'l Swcct Pickles a nd Mayonnaise" ...... ""."" , .. . 2Sc make the remark Ihat she Is crazy abeut Batll .. Smith b ~ eause he Is so sweet, Evelyn ~a ld that She be- SPECIAL SUNDAY In

m~ster or tenn, pay six dollars for At The Capitol lhy ! heepskln, MURRAY PRESIDENT COMMANDMENTS TO 15, Order and pay the rentnl fee TO SPEAK AT AUBURN T hur ~ d llY a nd Friday for thy academic garments prompt­ "The Grcat O'l'Il a lley" J}' at lhe time announced, Return J ames R, Richmond, president of SR. CLASS them with equal ct'lerlty, 16, So live that when thou must M uI'T3), Teschers COllege, h:ui been CAPITOL 16 Rules for '36 SImio",' (crsage the:e halls thine Alma Ma­ rch(;duled to deliver the prlnCipal ter may give thee her benediction addT(ss a t the formal dedicator)' 'l'lI,EA'fjlE and follow thee with h er 3pproval. Repeated for Presen t prcgrnm this evening at the nevI' 'J' h IIrsdl1Y- F rlthlY Group Can You Qualify':' Auburn cit)' school building, A lady or gentleman ne;'er Open house will be tleid. at tile building from 7 o'clock to 8 o'clock Dr, Earl Mo:re. spon ~ or of the E::rn=m~. _____ QuIrements, These may also be ap­ Locks for anHJting bu' good In j:lIed t~ the 1937 Seniors, oth~n: If all the students \l,ho s leep In V;;:rb:ltlm, th:y follow' Loses control of hl5 tongue; c!ass wen! l:tId end to end they l. Be diligent In atLnd.anee \lpan Thinks c! hlmseU b~for~ thin!.:· would be more comfort.able,-Call­ aU m£(.Ungs cf thy cia .s, Thy prz,s- I ing of others,-Minnret, lontla Pelican, ence \I III be an a~t, thy vacant -.--...... "" ..... aIo __...... _ ...... ____ o:_ chair a liability, " 2, Shun no' to have a parl in lhe SOCi:l;1 activities of thv e\a.s, Fellow­ Only Twice A Year >. . It's Here- ship with thy cln .sma t ~ Is thy special p rlvileg~ , 3, Be certain that thy major card haill been prcperly sll;ued by thy I l)rccelltcT lind flied In the Regis­ trar's office, DOLORES ~:~~";;~~:~;;~ ~ I Office4, By make conferring I office besrs ph:lo;;raphJc likeness. 8, Fay all claM dues and ='''-. Hur st nlE nts promptly whell they 0>., " ... cd for; expect not the ether l' rOIl \'! to pny thy way, I 9. Ncg l ~ ct not to have n portrayal I of thy phyalogncmy In n l C Talis­ man, to, Be accepting, with InvltnHons ex- such Invlt:l- It be done" I ~~f~~['~~~~;:,P~":~"::P''''a copy I grand­ ::1IId. rise I In- ,'ltaUons at time the I I comm,nee I cates. 13, Some time within thy last S~ ­ me ~ tcr c r term Hie In the Rl'gIs­ tror's cffiee thy formal :.ppllcaUon for a degree, 3-0AYS-3 14. Erc tite e1ld of thy last se- Su fliluy-itf,,"tlny· 'I' .. estlllY as one "Criminal Lnwyer," new rom!l.nUc melodrama, WIUt Lee Tracy In the til'e- role Sma,.t ... New 3 FOR fUN "I M an aHon le ~' who b~co ntes a ' brll!lllll~ prc.secutor nnd A nd fun for cold-bl OOded murderess of EASTER blind. Into a confession 1I11 . , , w ith wllne,s stand, the soere- 'U l'lenty of excitement to plc ~ ure- JEWELRY J o"n 6n d BI Goers. ond Bo b up- NEW SUllday - Monday - Tu ~ dlly Make it.an Ollt· - For- rocriously to­ "The ~t of !\Irs. Cheyn ey" standing SPRING gether "scin! • ,\ venge COLORS • Tall • Short Durin;; this ,,'cnt we'll an un- • condltienal T wo lores W ilY Slitch hm;lc r y~ Fo' hosit'ry cost and. Slim 6ge fI, pair f':'~fu~:~~~,, 1 0 , i!ness by wenrtng HOSE! Plump Compact lind Comb Sets Week of March 15- 20th! COmpact a nd • Brncclet Sets Exquisite Gold Evening Bags RAYON PANTIES Smart Sleek, smooth panties yeu'll Novclty Bl'IIcelet! slmp!y gloal !n wearing: Rayo n Belt Buckles run proof y:lrn5 nnd Bemb~rg Tie-Collar Sets fabrics, Fulln ll'ss a nd protll'CtiOIl ),et gh'lns 11 fI.'\l unbroken line: SOC vnlues ' , , I Modem to thc current instant gny and ult r ll-sIll3r~ , d s UI. "The LastWith O(_~~:M!j '~'.~'~c,~h~.~n~'y~.~"~:~~'2!::; : ':!~.f~ '10,Powell MORRIS JEWELRY STORE NTh e lIaUmark Jeweler" 409 l'lIrk now '1' lIrll T o 'I'.'nlh Stref" t '. ' ,', ~ ''I:. • ':: Pr.lIgle und ior.',.,ii, 6:~~~:l l~~~~~~~~~~~=~jl l !~ ____ ..______..______..: 18, 193'1 S' T lTD E N T W EE K L Y ANONYMOUS CHIDES Regents' Choice CAMPUS WINCHELL at Wisconsin U, ~lIlph Uller Is a sca ndal writer Bowling Green's Greatest .Ir the Weekly herc- He wrlle-: (.vcr)'thlng he sees, and some 1I1a~ COniCS by ear. Value-Giving Event ! He wrlLes 1Ile good, h! writes the bad. you SCi!. writes It all. He tell.'! about college gangsters and IlbouL their molls. Surely evcq'one IIk ~s his column, !t·s so ea ~y to read. It's nOL hard to understand, he really hands out the feed. One week n girl g~ts ros e.~, the ~ SA LJ. E nel\t weck !\lIe's called dumb. Scme think this Is really swell, othcrs think It's bum. Ralph call't seem to tell wh! thcr of Over sooMen's & Young Men' /!he's a red head or a blonde. One would think we all had wlp to (l.on. I Onc pin to each girl is reall)' qu:te en: ugh, I But when they coll€ct three or four-thllt'a bad cor Is it the stuR?) Ralph lloes for the football boY3 -he'/{ llot the only one. 1 Some !lcople tell mc they'rc real­ ly lot, of fun. BUL getting back to UlIey, you knew, he's reaUy quite O. K. Ma)'be ru be wrlUng serl ldal for the Weeki)' In his 1)1 , .oe ~o me day. -z\nonymoU3', lIey, Tad! Regu lar $25.00 to $30.00 Suits Fo r Student.s at the u,nlve ~lty of I1l1ncls who w.sh to drive on the CIlmpus mus~ pns.s a ehautreur's uamlnatloll. - Ccn«:r Coll elle Clarence AddLwn Dykstra, Ccnto, neeepted this week the offer of tije . • Vcry rew motorl,ts nrc rolllnr presidency of the University of tll!lr oWll,-Judcc. WI~consln. This gives Mr. D~'ksu'n n. chance La step out of the city managership of Cincinnati and re­ HERE ' 1/ THERE turn to the educaUonal work wh~ch held his attention man}' years In (Continued From Page Nine) f:ur unlversltl ~s. Cllnninghalll, then there wa: Mi): dred White. and !lOW there Is Julia has ufused him twice, ." nd after CClldolJ, Every day when Mlke he had to waste all of I.ilal enulI}' go,<; to his bookkeeping class Julia to piek up the telephone rtcel\,er, !tf1\bs his "hlrt and says. "Big boy, too. Sleep~' gave ToOLS II ring Sun­ I'm 101l0wlnr yo u" When she Is day night nnd n·ked her to ~o a"kec\ It she Is W'ylng to flirt with fo mewhere with him. (Plaee un­ Mike shc an:';\l'ers, "Sure am." Ole known,) Tc ot ~ I" epll~ d that she had Lndysman Mike. a (late and tllen she was later ~een • • • at a popular hangout alonl', EVERYONE A BRAND NEW faul Cox Is quite a lady.mnn • • • , unlc!>S one or the supposed to Sleepy Is n firm believer In the be ladl:1I dl'cldes to .slnp him for polley, "If at first ~'ou don't. sue· bellI!!" treJ;h, Paul, you should ne\'er ceed, try, try. ngaln," and we firm­ 1937 SPRING STYLE ..... We try to get fruh with lad los. .'\sk-, ly bclle\'c that he will 110 back for • • • more. Toots. If you do change ~'our It any ot YOU girls meet some mind and deelde to bear with Bought Before the Advance! boy whom you Wlint to be more Sle ~ py for one night. jus. reml'm­ sure of srclng again, yoU shculd ber that the old gng, "I havt rutkolJ,' Lhe style of a ccrtaln West­ In early." sun wc.rks, You ;\'otwithstanding thc rapidly rising clothing mllrh:et, we pre\'ui le d upon one ern .tudellt who wrote tile follow­ SleEpy can be very boring at of ott!' regular makers to s upply liS with these suits for lhls sale at much Ing note to a CC)(:ddle who Is a el l)felally when hc tries some member ot lhe ~ tmlent body nt his dt)' Joking, below pl'escnt pl'ices, We are pleased to pass 011 to you the grerJ.t. s avings we thc B, U. • • • • • • Ford SmlUl effected. Every gal'ment ill th is sale Is we ll Illude, cOl'l'ecUy slyleu, finely Dear Joe: ling- reversal -- ,:C,' J am very glad to hn\'e mnde Ford COUld n't I lined and WUlTants cal'l'ylllg the Pushill labe l of quality clothes, r acquAlntnnc. I know ver)' lit­ I of you now but I sincerely hope andWc havc!l01V hheea l'dis ·'!i~~I .;~;~~_~j~~~ know II10re In the future. 011 entering the C~C;_' : . Yours with 10\'(·. h)cal ehurch"!. p, t.. entry Into the Choir MEN! WE URGE YOU TO BUY NO W • • • Codby. Ford has, been Jualllt·a Terry, who went home about being In 10\'e with , AND SA VE MANY DOLLARS! for a short vllllt la ~ t week wu I!lbly the fe eling 15 mutual "',.w" verhellrd to remark that she had Pord ean b~ real sweet o return Sunc\ay. She Was seen (So we have been told.:" .. ,~,::,.... , ,:_ with J ohn arltJey Sunday night Is that the feeling Is nn we just wmdered If that was caute we would hate to 0"_.' "'" Sizes and Models' to Fit Men r rea~Oll tor hnvlng to return so begin BcU ng the same wa y pI, Maybe th ~s 18 one or the new Fowler Is, of All Builds nul.llces predicted In tl;le eolumn • • • Jt week. We mU~t learn more, Jim Prim and Shirley Davis • • • certnlnly become very thrifty Lorn Mae Brumbftch was exceed· Ir, Jim and Shirley­ aly happy last week. When there mnkSnr budgets together.

All StnfJolierr l'urclmSCll Here Will Be MONOGRAMMED FREE! ,Smurl New Styles ••• ,jOe l~el' Box UI.

M, A. Vaughn, C. D. S. No. 4-i'-,,-~-~h-;,-:,-. Pnge Twehe THE STUDENT WEEKLY THURSDAY, MARCH 18, 1937

Picture Co-eo's Has Last Laugh ACUFF ACCEPTS " WORK" WESTERN GRIDDERS .Embarrassmem,! What's Next on Broadway L ~ o Acuff of Livia. Ky" College HOLDING Today Secretarial student a.t the BOwling 11:00 D. m. Ameen Rlhanl Green Business University. has ac­ lecture at Van Meter Audltoriwn cepted II ~tenogra phlc poslt\(lIl w' •.1l Fifty' Candidates i 7 :30 p. m. Western Social the Armour Co.. Logan. W. Va. M ..., Science Club meets at Cedar AcutT left the city Tuesday night Captain Caple Abse nt House. for his new home. His boo.rdlng With Injury 7:30 p. m: COrccos meet at address was Mrs. Petty's, 1257 B. B. B. U. The opening of spring Tomorrow practice at Western Teachers Col ­ 11:00 a. m. Ameen Rlhanl lege Monday afternoon was con­ lecture at Van Meter Auditorium fined to a little get-together meet­ 7:15 p. m. Congress Debate ing at tile gymnasium. Club meets at Snell Hnll. Coach Carl Anderson reports ap­ At Westem Gym- Freshman proximately 50 men reporting dur­ party and dance. ing this week. a nd among the group Saturday. March 20 are a. goodly number of tackles. a At Lexlngton-seml-f1nal and scarce a rticle last year on the HIIl­ final rounds or State H. S. Bas­ topper outfit. ketball Tournament. Most of the pJ"05pective tackles Sunday. 1'Irarc,h 21 wlll be coming up from the fresh­ 6:00 p. m. PI Rho Zela frater­ men mnks. and just how many will nity meets at Helm Hotel CoHee FREE mal;;(' the grade. a few weeks of Shop. practice will have to determine. TI1C 6:00 p. m. Delta PI Rho soror­ most p rolT'Jslng group of sopho­ Ity meets at Helm Hotel ])rlvate mores-to-be wllJ probably be held dining room. for prllctice a few weeks after the 1'I10ncb.y. March 22 upper classmen arc dismissed. 7:00p.lI1. Westen} Glee Club INK The opening drill found Clar­ meets a t Physical Ed. Bldg. (Reru1ar S I ~e Bottle or ence Caple, star .center and cap­ 7:00 p. m. Western- Glee Club give n t he cold shou1d er by Qulnk or Skrip) tain-elect of the Western teom. at meets at Van Meter Hall Audi­ hili home at Ludlow convalescing torium. I"".,';,.y audiences who could not from a successful knee operation. Tu~day. l'Ifarch 23 anyUling luuny in her actin!:". To The First 25 Caple Is expected back at school In 4:00 p. m. Western Senior Class ' , ,,• • ,- Fields comes back to Amerl­ time for the April, term. Studenls Who Corre('tly broadcast over WHAS. wilh the J.::.st la ur h-a rich 1101- Holdover talent that 7:30 'p. m. Western I nterna­ 'I'ru nslute t he .For ei gn ed the call Includes J . C. Bat­ mO,'le contract. Which ex­ tional Relations Club meets at iI""... scI. Lucien Adams. H. T. Cooper. plall1.'!l why she's beaming on arriva. l Phrnse Wilson Stemm and Carleton Clark, Cedar House. 7:30 p. m. Western Girls Phys­ at New York from Ent1a nd. wllerc Ical Education Club meets at she ~ "'" has been Ihe tonm1:l6t "To/des Les comedieune. Phys. Ed. Building. Choses Pour Wednesday. l'Ifarch 2-1 PATROl\'1ZE OUR ADVERTISERS 7:20 p. m. Western Library L'Eleve" EASTER Club meets at Cedar House. 7 :30 p. m. Cosmopolitan Club get your J ust think about our serv­ meets at B. G. B. U. Ices a few minutes and CARDS you won't have a bit ot BUS t rouble with this one! -For- PITT. UNIVERSITY HAS . We','e been telling you • Mother • Father Heloise l'Ilartin. former Broodw-a.y about It all year-and you • Friend • Sweetheart chorus girl. beea.me lhe sensation of AN EDUCATED JANITOR know It·s true anyway! the Drake University cam pus a t Des TICKETS H. University l'Iloines. la" with the pubUcation by PITTSBURGH-Among th06e at Ole Belt Buckles College Humor or a. serie!> 01 plelures wlll receive degrees at the 'u;;;;;;;i: 1 (Mcanin!:" of Above P hmse) iiluslrati"," "A Da.y iI. the Lire ot of Pittsburgh thLs spring ;,;;"',,, 11 a Co-ed." The a bbreviated costume Harris. 34. !.he 5< weslern Special ill which lIeloise da nces a round 1 ~:~~:,:,~~:fi.;;:W::h~O already Is a l'rilltetl BOlld Stll­ " "ali olle 01 them. Others rt- I His new hon- (Co ntestant's Name) l'eated her in pajamas.' her be Master of Arts and Doc- fioll er)" Unrgnlll! boy trlend, a nd taking a PhllCLWph y. lunch room 25 Envelopes and 25 F ull Remember the rirst 25 stud­ Size S heets, Only ba. th. there arc no jobs available ents rcachlng our store with I I this ad wlJl be the ones to --;;;;::-;;~;;;;;;;:;---;:;-:;;:: I :;;~::~":' got my ".,~,'. h' com- official ... r Ga rrison and James "r will continue as Janitor:' . ____b_l_t_s_s_ t_o..;;!! __ I5c tackles: Alternate-Captain First fella: Would you marry a Cook. Freemlln Ca rothers, Tom girl If she were as pretty as a plc- MARSHALL ;';;p'~" and J ohn Barnes. guards; ture? "the old stllllllhY-Il Clir J ifuklns and Andrew Tipton, had a well built frame. I LOVE & CO. :::~~:':, and George Blblch. Glen "Student Supply Head­ James Baker, J oe- GIU, guy: Yeah, r would quarters inee 1920" i S~cond ill~'~'~"~~~ik~.~,~,t~'~JC~k~"~' ~I~J~U ~i1~"~I~u~g~. ,~~~~ij~~~~~i~~r~i:' Murphy, Tommy Hendrix. Jim Thomas and .'Ucher Moore, backs. J ames Roddy will probnbly report for backfield duty upon his .... return to school In April. ... Members of the freshmen squad or la~ t season expecting to bolster the spring rOster are Raymond Vanme­ HURT BROS. ter. George Tlchac. Nick Lntkovle, Warren Cooper ~ Ceorge Thomson and Rosie Rosenbaum. ends; Walter Malone. Tom Byrd, Bill Harmon, BILLIARD ROOM Sam Panepinto. Stel'lIng Meacham !)U2 Stnte Sf. and MUton Weston. tackles: W\n_ lock Moore Dnd B!JI Glo11lnnl at - Feature- pl'esent recovering from an append­ ectomy). guards; John Perkins and Herbie Lewis. cenl('rs: and Elliot FIRST CLASS Hombeek. Wilbur SpaUg, Avory Ew­ an. Willard Wlnkenhofer. Elliott TABLES! Stevens, John Ramsey. John Magda. Lawson Curnel. Blll Corbitt and We're fussy about OU r James Oliver. backs. tables and the way pa­ trons treat Ulom . . • Procedure Rcl'ented~ but that·s why they're He; Do you know how b.'ld Ihe always true. why the drouth Is In the l\I1dwes t ? cloth Is porfect! You'll She: No. how bad Is It? enjoy your game more He: It·s so bad that the tre~s a re when you drop In ..• going to the dogs.-West Michigan anyUme! T. C. He:'~'~Id~. ____ Family Tree? A PLACE FOR Merchant: "Listen, I cosh !\ check for m}' own GENTLEMEN Stranger: "Well, o! course. you know YOIlr family better than I do." PRINC E ALBERT ,...;======::. ___W ~'~'l~"~t~.~P",:..:.,. ~E". ~&~. ..:;H~ . _ _ _ -, , MONEY-BACK RICH,HAVORY TOBACCO GUARANTEE The Better Kind Of , _ SOONER • IT'S 'CRIMP CUT' SmOke 20 r~alP"ant pipeful. of TO PACK RIGHT AND· Prince Albert. If you don't find DRAW COOl.TME 'N O-BITE' it the mellowe.t. ta.tie.t pipe Shoe Repairing PROCESS M AKES IT t obacco you ever . moked, re­ MilO ANO MELLOW. turn the pocket tin with the While You Walt service TRY PRINCE AUlERT! ... Best MaterIals , •• red of the tobacco in it to \IS at Expert Workman any time within a month (rom thi. date, and we will refund Low CoaLS I (ull purchue p rice, plu. pOlt_ ace. (Si&"ned) R. J. Rtlynold. LIlt11cs neel ToLaceo Con'pany, Winllon_ I '.l'IIJlS l,;e Salem, North Carolina. Just a. Square from Either Scllooll 332 TUIRTEENTH STREET lIIODElIN SHOE -COATES- JtEPAIRING