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The Conference goes on Mongolian victory Seen & int seminar last April. The Post, however,, still can be distingished from either paper by The State of Wisconsin's isn't This iver the wire: Mongolian PSE made up birthday bags for the fact that it is actually in opera­ the only legislature to slide behind students don't like high tuition ;hildren staying with their moth­ tion, a useful quuality in a newspa­ and let higher ed budgets linger in and fees any more than most UWM ers at the Sojourner Truth House Heard shelter for battered women; per for all concerned. . limbo. The Feds are doing the students do. A report from Reuters FOCUS holds an annual sum- same, in a sense, taking their time says Mongolian students fear Compiled by the Post staff to settle what will happen with fi­ "higher costs threaten to kill uni­ ner camp the week before school An odd sort of victory nancial aid appropriations. versity education...by putting uni­ or incoming freshmen. Months ago, we reported the Last week just after we went to versities beyond the reach of many The most intense debate within possibility that U.S. tax laws would press, the Congress passed a Con­ Mongolian families." Sounds fa­ now the csd is being cast aside. Try he committee was over who would be changed to eliminate the tax tinuing Resolution (H.J.Res. 97) miliar. In Mongolia, thousands of sending mail now to •ecieve third place. benefits of tuition waivers for gradu­ to extend government programs students marched despite laws [email protected] and it'll Winners receive framed certifi- ate assistants. Those proposals were an additional two weeks while con­ against public protest, boycotted probably get there. ;ates and money awards of $300, defeated, and grad students receiv­ ference committees strive to rec­ classes, and succeeded in winning $200 and $100 contributed by the ing such benefits still are not taxed oncile House and Senate versions the intervention of the prime min­ "Friends of \lumni Association. on them. of various segments of the Federal ister. After the PM threatened to Higher Education" Also on November 7, a variety But the National Association of Budget that remain out of align­ terminate the posts of a dozen pub­ faculty and staff awards will be given, Graduate and Professional Stu­ The official position of the UWM and a reception held. ment. lic school heads and pull the li­ Student Association is that having dents is now relaying reports from The Labor, Health and Human censes of private institutions, some around the country that colleges to go to a private bank for a student Whither spring break? Services and Education Appropria­ important Mongolian institutions loan that will charge extra fees and are withholding taxes from fee tions Subcommittee is meeting as of higher ed have acceeded to low­ interest oyer what the government APC needs input waiver benefits. NAGPS suspects we go to press in effort to work out ering tuition and fees by anywhere would charge is a bad thing. Direct Word has it that the Academic thatthe extention of some benefits funding levels for important finan­ from 25 to 50 percent. lending is simpler, more efficient, Policy Committee here at UWM is of Section 127 of the tax code to cial aid programs including Pell and cheaper for students. discussing changing the timing of undergraduates may have con­ Grants, State Student Incentive No more "csd." But that's not how the banks that spring break. Currently, break is fused some colleges into thinking Grants (which fund Wisconsin's While there are still some cir­ make their money off origination held in March, somewhat bisecting graduate rules had changed. TIP program), andjavits Graduate cumstances when students have to fees and high interest like to see it. the semester. The proposal is to Fellowships. At issue is $35 million give their full e-mail address To protect the cherished institu­ hold spring break in line with many Search and for SSIG and Pell Grant eligibility @alphawhatever.csd.uwm.edu, it's tion of the private college loan in­ of the Milwaukee-area public Screen Process for 175,000 additional students been getting easier to get by with school systems, by beginning Eas­ dustry; they and their friends have , The.selection.of a .new. UWM nationwide. less and less when simply sending ter weekend and continuing for formed a political action commit- chancellor is underway. The com­ mail.Firstthealphawentaway, and the following week. i tee called the "Friends of Higher mittee is empaneled, its char se­ Proponents of the policy change Education" striving to preserve lected. A variety of meetings have suggest that this will make spring those life-giving student loans, i.e. already been held to solicit input break more "family-friendly," in the protect them from being replaced from different parts of the campus words of Professor George Davida, by loans that students find cheaper community. And the A.T. Kearney The UWM Post a member of the APC. However, a and easier. search firm has been employed to Established 1956 recent survey by the Student Asso­ How much money has this PAC help generate a pool of candidates ciation suggests that student opin­ lavished on federal legislators wran­ for the job. ion is strongly in favor of maintain­ gling over the future of direct lend­ Stephen Percy, Director of the STAFF ing? Our agents are looking into it. ing the spring break where it is, rather than risk having it just a Center for Urban Initiatives amd Research and a prof in the Poli Sci Editor in Chief Gary Grass Student Service Awards couple of weeks prior to exams. The Student Association recently Department is the S&S Chair. On November 7, the University In addition to Percy and student Managing Editor vacant Business Manager TheresaFlynn took a position against changing Legal Clinic, Pi Sigma Epsilon and News Editor Bryan G,. Pfeifer Office Manager Babette Grunow the timing opf spring break, and is committee membersJessic a Angus Freshman Orientation Committee Mosaic Editor Sue Gronemus Ad Manager Theresa Flynn recommending that committee and Sachin Chheda, the following Arts Editor for University Students will receive Pete Menting Classifieds Manager KristaKinnius members vote against. individuals are on the committee: Editorial Editor Babette Grunow Advertising Rep. Rochelle Bernard awards for exceptional service to The APC will be debating this Margo Anderson (History), Sports Editor Andrew J. Wagner and hiring more reps if you like! the university community. They policy change at their meeting on Rene Gratz (Health Sciences), Photo Editor Nick Olig Designer. Michael Diedrick were actually selected as recipients John Koethe (Philosophy), Julio Copy Editor November 5. Sue Gronemus Delivery Jon Hendrichsen during the end of this summer. Input can be given to the sa by e- Rodriguez-Luis (Spanish and Por­ Staff Writers (news and mosaic:}EnkVOiey, KristaKinnius, Robert Conway, Also nominated for their service mailing [email protected], or to the tuguese), David Petering (Chem­ Steve Staedler, Rochelle Bernard, Steven Buchholz, Lawrence Skorton (arts:) were the Free Burma Coalition, istry), Larry Martin (Administrative Ami Blachowiak, Scott Boisvert, Adam Qualler, Lee Krecklow, Jim Hanke, APC at [email protected]. WISPIRG, the National Society of Mark Ledesma (sports:)Ste\e Koenig, Francoise Marie Parker, Greg Bump, Or see if it really works to leave Leadership), Reinhold Hutz {Bio­ Black Engineers, the Adult Stu­ Pat Collins, Michael Altmeyer, Karen Janka (editorial:)]e££Reynolds. out the csd. logical Sciences), Robert Staff photographers, designers and artists: Paul Berge, Kerri Feilen, Gary dent Alliance, Phi Sigma Kappa Greenstreet (Architecture and Grass, Theresa Flynn, Michael Diedrick, Pete Wagner and the College Republicans. Urban Planning), Laura Peracchio Members of the Selection Com­ More nonnewspapers and T.J. Jeske (Business Adminis­ mittee, including a current Post One does not need a license to tration), Victoria Boswell (Office publish in this country, butifyou're The UWM Post staffer, said that NSBE would have of Diversity/Compliance), Marcia 2000 E. Kenwood Blvd., Suite EG-80 been a front runner for a starting up a student newspaper, it Bromberg (UW-System>, H Carl P0 Box 413, Union Box 88 highschool tutoring program, ex­ helps to get recognized by the SA. Mueller (Alumni Association) and Milwaukee, Wl 53201 cept for a rule that made them The SA has already recognized Richard Cox (Milwaukee County Phone: (414) 229-4578 Fax: (414) 229-4579 ineligible for having won the year two new student newspapers this Corrections). e-mail: [email protected] before. year, the Leader and the Free Press, For information on the http://www.uwm.edu/StudentOrg/post The Legal Clinic won for serving respectively the nonpartisan suc­ committee's next open forum, cessor to the Times and the conser­ One copy free, additional copies $.75 each. The UWM Post, Inc. is an independent nonstock corporation. the legal needs of 1500 students, internet reflector address and wb- All submissions become the property of The UWM Post, Inc. Published Thursdays throughout the school recovering nearly $ 15,000 in money vative successor to nothing in par­ page, see the bulletin board item year, except for holidays and exam periods. FROM THE UNIVERSITY: The UWM Post is written and published by the students of UWM. They are solely responsible for its editorial policy and content UWM awards, and conducting additional ticular. on the next page. is not liable for debts incurred by the publisher. The UWM Post is not an official publication of UWM. programs such as a landlord-ten- October 30, 1997 The UWM Post NEWS

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UWM To Host Open House Parthenon," in UWM's Mitchell Nov. 5, 5:30 p.m., in room E260 of College Tuition activism, university cutbacks, threats to affirmative action, wel­ The third annual UWM open house Hall, room 195, Tuesday, Nov. 4, the UWM Union. Contact the Stu­ Assistance fare reform, student democracy will take place on Friday, Oct. 31 at 8 p. m. The speaker will be Diane dent Organization Advising and The U.S. Commission for Scho­ vs. corporate control, skill sharing from 9 a.m. to 6 p.m. and Satur­ Harris Cline, an assistant profes­ Resources for more information at lastic Assistance-College Bound and many more. There will also be day, Nov. 1 from 9 a.m. to 3 p.m. sor of classical archaeology at the 229-5780. is an organization that locates pri­ speakers Friday and Saturday The open house will showcase University of Cincinnati. She will vate sector scholarships and sup­ night. For more information call over 200 booths set up by schools, discuss the role of the Parthenon Bulimic Education and plies the public with over 700 differ­ (617) 547-4953, (617) 354-9363 or colleges and non-academic units on the Athenian Acropolis as a Support Training ent private scholarship sources. temple of Athena and storehouse (608)262-9036. in the UWM union. Campus tours, Bulimic Education and Support The scholarship list includes the of treasures offered by worship­ neighborhood historical tours, the­ Training (B.E.S.T.) is a non-profit scholarship names, addresses, pers. The lecture is free and open Mining Moratorium Bill ater and musical performances will support group for persons suffer­ application deadlines, summaries to the public. For more information also be offered. It is open to pro­ ing and recovering from bulimia about the scholarships and the Lobby Day call 229-5014 or spective students and their fami­ and related eating disorders, and amount. Many pay the entire tu­ Activists to lobby in favor of the [email protected]. lies as well as members of the for their families and friends. ition; others can be applied to­ Mining Moratorium Bill Thursday, University and Milwaukee com­ B.E.S.T. meets every Wednes­ wards tuition, living expenses, and/ Nov. 6 at the state capitol in Madi­ munities. For more information Indian Director To Discuss day evening from 7-9 p.m. at Re­ or other fees. Most scholarships son. For more information and for contact the Department of Recruit­ Film at UWM deemer Lutheran Church, 1905 W. can be used at junior colleges, bus transportation call (715) 839- ment and Outreach at 229-4397 or Indian director, poet, and performer Wsconsin avenue. The first hour career and vocational schools, four- 7731. Or call your Assembly Rep­ visit the open house web page at Chitra Neogy will show her film "A consists of an educational presen­ year colleges, graduate schools, resentative about your concerns if http://www.uwm.edu/News/Open Journey Within a Journey" a re­ tation; the second hour consists of medical and law schools. For in­ you are unable to attend the lobby House. flection on the death of her father small group discussions facilitated formation on obtaining these schol­ at 1-800-362-9472. and her search for inner renewal. by a trained peer. B.E.S.T. will arship lists, send a self-addressed, American Heart Walk Upon returning to India, she dis­ meet Wednesday, Nov. 5,12,19, stamped, business size, #10 en­ Open Forum For Chancel­ Saturday covers the magical forms and sym­ 26, and Dec. 3, 10, and 17. For velope to: The U.S. Commission lor Search for Scholastic Assistance, P.O. The American Heart Walk World bols that link her to the ancient more information call (414) 479- The UWM Chancellor search and Box 668, O'Fallon, IL, 62269. Tour '97 will sponsor a three mile truths of her land. Neogy will lead 0046. screen committee is currently be­ Heart Walk at the Milwaukee a discussion following the screen­ ginning the search and screen pro­ County Zoo Saturday. It will raise ing of the film. The program is Milwaukee Public Library Jim Hightower To Speak cess by finalizing a position de­ Wednesday, Nov. 5 at 7 p.m. in funds for medical research and Hosting Free Computer The New Party will sponsor Jim scription and advertisement, set­ the UWM Union Theatre. Tickets education programs to fight heart Demonstrations Hightower, author of "There's Noth­ ting rules and procedures for itself, are $3 for UWM community with ing in the Middle of the Road but and developing strategies for re­ disease and stroke. Registration The Milwaukee Public Library is ID, and $5 for the general public. Yellow Stripes and Dead Armadil­ cruitment. An open forum for the and entertainment begins at 9 a.m. hosting free computer demonstra­ For more information call 229-6997. los," radio commentator, public entire campus community to dis­ with the walk starting at 10 a.m. tion? ^ all 12 neighborhood librar­ speaker and political progressive cuss ideas and suggestions for a There is no registration fee but ies and Central Libary this fall. Che-Che-Che that speaks on behalf of consum­ new chancellor at UWM, will take each walker is asked to raise do­ Demonstrations on "How to Use The Latino Chicago Theater Com­ ers, children, working families, place on Thursday, Nov. 6 from 5 nations if possible. There will also the Electronic Card Catalog," pany opens Che-Che-Che a latin environmentalists, small business, to 7:30 p.m. in the UWM Union be prizes given away for the most "Computer Basics," "How to Use and just-plain-folks at a fundraiser Wisconsin Room. There are sev­ money raised. Anyone can par­ fugue in 5/8 time about Che Word-Perfect for Windows," "Ex­ banquet Friday, Nov. 7. Call the eral ways for members of the cam­ ticipate in the walk by paying the Guevara, the Cuban revolutionary, ploring the Internet," and several New Party at (312)939-4136 for pus community to contact the regular zoo admission and parking Nov. 1 at The Firehouse, 1625 N. Business Breakfast Seminars will location and ticket information. search and screen committee with fee at the gate. For more informa­ Damen Ave. For more information be offered through December. A their input: Send material via inter­ tion call 271-9999 or 1-800-242- call (773)486-5120. brochure, "Milwaukee Public Li­ office mail to Stephen Percy, com­ 9236. Or visit the American Heart brary Computer Demonstration," Democracy Teach-in mittee chair, Business Building Walk website at http:// Promotion And Publicity lists the demonstrations, dates, Organizing Conference S471, for distribution to all com­ www.execpc.com/~ahawi. Session times and locations and is avail­ This Weekend mittee members or use the email Promotion and Publicity: How to able at any Milwaukee Public Li­ The "Democracy Teach-In Orga­ reflector UWM Archaeology get the word out, will be the focus brary. Or call 286-3031 for more nizing Conference," is hosted by [email protected] to send of a session that will present the information. students, education workers, com­ Lecture Features the messages to all members of the tools and an effective plan of action munity and international human Parthenon committee. Also, for updates on for a successful promotion cam­ rights, democracy and environ­ The history of the Parthenon temple the search and screen process, paign for yourorganization events. mental activists. The weekend will will be shown in a slide illustrated visit the committee's website at: The session will be Wednesday, consist of workshops on student lecture, "The treasures of the www.uwm.edu/chancellorsearch.

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$ for College Black Student Union officers challenged College assistance is available (if you Student Association Senator Asks For Resignation Of qualify) by joining BSU President And Executive Officers the Wisconsin ' Army National By Bryan G. Pfeifer tion meeting. • concerns he feels aren't being ad­ ment of Africology, the African News Editor According to authorities con­ dressed are: challenging racism American Alumni Association, and Guard, Call for sulted by the Post, such an action and sexism at UWM, making the African American Academic Stu­ details! A Student Association senator could have no legal basis, though university responsive to student dent Services. She also stated every claiming that the Black Student the Senate could needs, and BSU officer is a "fully" enrolled act to suspend the Union (BSU) isn't responsive to The [BSU] executive gaining more student and that she personally 1-800-GO-GUARD charter of the African-American students needs officers had the vi­ student repre­ has addressed student concerns BSU.Jus t recently, is asking for the resignation of the sion, commitment, sentation in ar­ since arriving at UWM three years the BSU had BSU president and executive offic­ and presence of eas that affect ago. ers. been deactivated mind to sign-up in them. He Murphy-Smith stated in her re­ In a letter to the officers of the owing to what order to preserve the stressed there sponse that African American stu­ BSU, Student Association Senator some members rich tradition of the is no personal dents were provided with an op­ Larry A. Strawder claims the BSU is referred to as "in­ BSU - despite life attack in his ac­ portunity to become familiar with disorganized and unresponsive to ternal chaos," involvements which tions. Rather, the BSU and that the open houses student needs. Strawder, who is leading to a lack have caused sched­ he says, he were held to "break-the-ice." She fVSJIJ^1??. African American, claims he is "the of eligible offic­ ule changes this se­ would just like rejects the claim that there have Black students SA representative." ers. The organi- mester for each one to see better been any "useless" meetings of In his letter, Strawder forwarded a zaUon was reacti- of them. representation the BSU. list of demands to the BSU. These vated August 10 for African Murphy-Smith wrote that the include that there be five active after an effort by American stu­ Student Association does not have officers, that all officers be avail­ Karen Murphy- dents at UWM. an assigned ^'black student repre­

•:•;: •>< able to all African American stu­ Smith and others On Tues­ sentative," the BSU was deactivated, Karen Murphy1* dents on request either via living to restore it to ac­ day, Murphy- not merely closed for the summer, person or electronic mail, that all tivity. Murphy- Smltt* Smith issued a and "the executive officers had officers be students enrolled at Smith is now BSU • written re­ the vision, commitment, and pres­ UWM, and that a BSU delegate be president. sponse to ence of mind to sign-up in order to present at Student Association In a telephone Strawder's de­ preserve the rich tradition of the

• ••••• ':'•.'..'. • meetings. He says if these demands interview, Strawder said he tried to mands that in part said she will not BSU - despite life involvements are notmetbyOct. 31, he will ask for contact Murphy Smith, several resign, and that BSU has held two which have caused schedule the impeachment of the BSU offic­ times about his concerns and re­ open houses and a reception that changes this semester for each one ers at the Nov. 10 Student Associa­ ceived no response. A few of the was hosted by the UWM Depart- of them."

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By Babette Grunow Wintemute, a professor of Epide­ Becky Strey, a school psychologist of the Post staff miology and Family Medicine at with MPS presented her findings the University of California-Davis, from a survey she took among MPS who spoke on the effects changes students. Many of the attendees Gunshotwounds accountfor the in policing had on the murder were shocked by the level of knowl­ fastest growing injury category at rate in large cities like Boston; the edge young students had of hand­ Froedtert Memorial Lutheran Police Chief Arthur Jones who fo­ guns and how to obtain them. It is Hospital according to T. Michael cused on the quality of life polic­ this age group of students that must Bolger, president of the Medical ing method and Mayor Norquist be reached if violence is to be re­ College of Wisconsin. "It is an who declared a gun violence pre­ duced according to Professor Har­ epidemic, and it is a disease. It has vention day. ris. To that end MPS intends to to be treated like cholera or any And this story is an obvious introduce hand gun awareness other medical epidemic," he said. Much of the focus of the confer­ and safety classes. renegade from the arts section... That is a new way to look at the issue ence was on prevention, particu­ larly on educating the youth of Professor Harris hopes that That picture up there is Barbara Leigh, Ph.D., she's coming to of firearm violence, usually it is treated as a crime problem. UWM can be a greater part of fire­ UWM, and she's going to be giving some performances here. arm violence awareness efforts. He Many new approaches to the Leigh helped found the Friends of Mime Theatre, now Mil­ re should be says that he hopes to expand Peace problem were assessed at the con­ waukee Public Theatre, and a familiar face in regional theatre. In [horrified at this. If Studies at UWM to focus its re­ ference held last weekend on "En­ 1987, Leigh was partially paralyzed in an auto accident. Now she search on Milwaukee's gun related vironmental Dimensions of Fire­ we can pay atten­ performs in a wheelchair; her accident was part of the genesis of violence much like Madison has arm Violence" at UWM. The con­ tion to the terrible what she'll be doing here. On Wednesday, Nov. 5, she'll present focussed on the international as­ ference was the brainchild of Ian murders in "The Art of Healing" (free to all, noon in the Union Ballroom) pects of violence and the search Harris, director of the Milwaukee followed by an audience discussion. On Thursday, at 7p.m., she'll Bosnia then we for peace. be back for the main event, her "Survival Revival Revue," also free, Peace Education Resource Cen­ should be able to also followed by audience discussion. ter and Peace Studies program here on campus. When asked why recognize a trag­ The one-hour, one-woman show is "a musical comedy about the edy when it's healing process," she says. "It begins the night before the accident a conference on firearms, he re­ and it ends the day I left the hospital four months later. It is a look plied incredulously, "Need you occuring in ou inside a world a lot of people are afraid of and don't know much ask? With all the murders in this own backyard. about." city. It's a terrible tragedy. We Leigh is an educator with her doctoral degree in theatre from should be horrified at this. If we UW-Madison. She says musical comedy is an ideal way to get can pay attention to the terrible people thinking about the healing process after an injury such as murders in Bosnia then we should hers. 'You never know what is going to happen to you or to be able to recognize a tragedy when someone you love," she says. "It's helpful to have an insight into it's occuring in our own backyard." traumatic situations. The revue illustrates positive and negative The conference brought to­ ways of coping. I think it also heightens everyone's awareness and gether experts from many fields understanding of the challenges faced by people who have including Phil Cook, a leading researcher into the economics of extraordinary needs as they try to fit into so-called ordinary grade andjunior high school age. situations." the firearm markets; Garen

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By Steve Koenig A four-point run put the Pan­ ment in perspective. future meeting with the Bulldogs, with eight points in a row, as Staff writer thers ahead 7-3 in the second game "To me the win was more impor­ she remains cautious. VandeBerg had three blocks and before the Bulldogs crept back. tant than the record," she said. "We have to look at each match two kills. After withstanding a rally A four-kill assault by Ericka Eileen Murphy faked the Panthers She added that the win gave the one at a time," she said. "There's by the Raiders, the Panthers put Malterer keyed a major comeback out with her hitting, while Amy Loyola to look out for in particu­ them away on a block by Sue in the rubber game and Katie Pickett and Heather Cox simply lar." Raschka and an ace by VandeBerg Schneider recorded a record fired away. Malterer led the Panthers with for a 15-11 triumph. 1,000th assist of the season, as the After the Panthers held off game This was a 28 kills, while Keelyn Krill finished VandeBerg had an outstanding UWM women's volleyball team point four times, a kill by Cox fi­ real team with 21 kills and 18 digs; VandeBerg match with 16 kills and 10 blocks; moved into a tie for first place in the nally gave the Bulldogs the game had 20 kills; Schneider had 79 as­ Krill added 13 kills and 10 digs; Midwestern Collegiate Conference 16-14. effort, as all sists and a team-high 28 digs; and Boyce finished with 12 digs; Naber by beating Butler at the Klotsche Early in the third game, of them Dana Boyce came away with 22 digs. had 10 digs; and Schneider had 41 Center last Saturday. Schneider set up a kill by Kristin Eileen Murphy and Amy Pickett assists. • The Panthers fell behind 7-5 in Fitzgerald, resulting in the 1,000th have been. each had 18 kills for the Bulldogs, The Panther defense sparkled, the fifth game of the best-of-five assist of the season for the West while Jennifer Kin tzel finished with holding the Raiders to a hitting match when Malterer went to work. Bend sophomore, breaking the 67 assists and 22 digs. For the match, percentage of .024, while the of­ The sophomore from Waupun mark of 999 set by Kari Naber in the Bulldogs hit .243, while the fense hit .236. scored four times on kills in a six- 1994. Panthers hit .241. "They didn't really play that point run that gave the Panthers Malterer then highlighted a ten- While the Panthers have had well," Malterer said. "They acted the lead for good at 11-7. point surge with three kills and an lllllll good fortune in five-game matches, like they didn't really come to The teams exchanged points ace, while Fitzgerald added two kills. Kathy litzau they've had even greater fortune in play." before an out-of-bounds serve by The Panthers went on to a 15-5 win. three-game sweeps, and they re­ As for the Panther defense, the Bulldogs gave the Panthers the The Bulldogs evened the match team more confidence for if and corded their 14th of the season last Malterer said that practice has truly victory. with a 15-8 win in game four. After when the two teams meet again this Friday night at the Klotsche Center paid off. The spirited Panthers got off to the Bulldogs scored the first seven season. over Wright State. "We now come ready to make a good start in the first game, taking points behind the fine play of Laura "We've got the team that can VandeBerg led a nine-point ex­ sure that no shot drops on us," she a 9-4 lead behind the fine play of Forrest, the Panthers rallied with beat them," she said. plosion in the first game with two said. Malterer and Trudy VandeBerg. their own seven-point spurt, as Head coach Kathy Litzau was kills and two blocks, as the Pan­ The Panthers now have a record The Bulldogs showed their te­ Dana Boyce scored on two kills, and pleased with the way the Panthers thers routed the Raiders 15-3. of 19-4 overall, and 7-1 in the MCC. nacity as they scored the next four Fitzgerald dealt two aces. Another have come through in fifth-game Although the Raiders came out The overall win total is their high­ points before Malterer and Dana seven-point run carried the Bull­ situations this year. playing harder in the second game, est since becoming an NCAA Divi­ Boyce each scored twice on kills to dogs to the win, as Murphy scored "We know what to do in the fifth the Panthers held their ground, sion I school. help put the game away in the Pan­ the winning point. game," she said, "we've had scoring the last seven points of a 15- A three-match road trip awaits thers' favor 15-10. Schneider put her accomplish­ enough of them. This was a real 8 win. Again, VandeBerg led the the Panthers, beginning Friday team effort, as all of them have way in the decisive run, scoring on night at Cleveland State. Their fi­ been." two kills and a block. nal home match will be November Although Litzau shares After falling behind 6-2 in the 11 at the Klotsche Center against Schneider's confidence about a third game, the Panthers came back Northeastern Illinois. THE FEW THE PROUD THE POSTIES

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By Andrew J. Wagner BOO\ other teams have had success, ac­ Sports Editor cording to the letter. Volleyball is Look what we at 29-11-1, women's soccer is 6-1-3 the Post found A letter appeared in my mailbox and men's soccer is 20-3-2. here at the sports office this week. That brings me to the next point. growing in our Men's soccer coach Louis I mistakenly wrote that our Pan­ pumpkin Bennett and assistant coach Stan thers lost to "the team across the Anderson wrote to inform your river", when in fact, the game patch, none sports editor that he made a glar­ ended in a tie,0-0 . UWM retained other than ing error. possession of the Milwaukee Cup. In my last column, I urged Pan­ I felt it necessary to point out the es­ ther fans to give Marquette hell. I thatmistakes do happen, and when caped included a long history of possible, one must provide the thrashings at the hands of our correct information. But this infor­ Mexican yuppie brethren, or as Coach mation serves not only as a means wrestler Anderson refers to them, "that of correcting myself. Hey, we have team across the river." some damn good teams here! This (not a na­ While the men'sbasketball team is all the more reason to get out to tive Mexi­ is 0-33 lifetime against Marquette, the games and cheer our teams on. can; he fled there after be­ UWM men's hoops ing chased out of Ar­ picked to finish dead kansas and Texas) last in preseason poll known as "El Loco," By Andrew J. Wagner The UWM Panthers were who hap­ Sports Editor picked to finish in last place. pens to be Butler University's men's bas­ ALL-MCC Team announced related on ketball team has been selected to both his win the Midwest Collegiate Con­ Derrick Hayes, a senior guard ference in a preseason poll of from Detroit was named the pre­ mother's coaches, sports information direc­ season MCC Player of the Year. and his tors and the media. Along with Hayes, Keion Brooks The Bulldogs edged second- (g, Wright State), Bryant Lowe (f, father's SldC place Detroit by just 20 points. UIC), Mark Miller (g, UIC) and #A DiArrAfl Butler finished their 1996-'97 cam­ 1996 MCC Newcomer of the Year *0 I lerCeU 1 paign with a 23-10 record and a Jon Neuhouser (f, Butler) were MJPPlC Hfllan. trip to the NCAA Tournament. named to the all-MCC first team. ^ — •» !• A 11«% a mm *f After Butler and Detroit, Illi­ Matt Hill of Wisconsin-Green 5ay nCIlO CflflCl nois-Chicago, Wisconsin-Green Bay, and Racine native Javan dOH'f be Bay and Loyola round out the top Goodman (f, Loyola) were named m • j five. to the second team. " • • —• • *• • He's only ALL DRINKS here because ALLNITE he happens LONG! «•: to be on the same meds as many of the deranged (414)28K300 members of 1118 N. 4th St our staff. Hayes Goodman Brooks Again, Happy Milwaukee, Wl 5JMJ Halloween. Now Hiring: Bartenders, Waitresses, and Doorhosts. October 30, 1997 The UWM Post Dear Kia Kia advises an intellectual elitist to let it Milwaukee Ale rip and get his just desserts House: Just another Dear Kia, DearKeenan, commonerclass. You'll knowthem piece of Milwaukee I'm new to this school, and have You say you have an ego? If The by the way their noses actually lie Times ever gets up and running in the same horizontal plane as not made any friends. You see, I By Steve Buchholz like an ettoufee is supposed to suffer from what is know [sic] as again, you sound like just their therestoftheirfaces. Immediately Staff writer have, making it Creole, not type. Although your letter had only inform them of your intellectual "excessive ego". I walk the cam­ cajun. It had a,strong, spicy pus streets with a subtle air of a couple of spelling and punctua­ superiority. Get right in their faces. There has been a lot of ex­ flavor and was a value with four superiority, consequentually [sic] tion errors, Kia is sure they could Go ahead and spit on their shoes. citement downtown lately with jumbo shrimp. My friend had driving away potential pals. Be­ coach you to write to their Do whatever it takes to let them all of the new restaurants, the the Wiscajun Chicken sand­ cause of this ego, I cannot com­ substandards. If you're not the know that you are smarter than new convention center and wich ($6.75): breast meat municate with most chaps I fear conservative egomaniac type, try and superior to them, even if you've v renovations. Milwaukee is try­ dredged in cajun seasonings my vast intelligence is just too this fool-proof method for getting never actually held a conversation ing to enhance its downtown and grilled. It was served on a much for the commoner. What do the treatment that you, as a vastly with them. Kia guarantees that nightlife. I hoped that some of grilled bun with sauted onions I do? Where can I find my fellow superior member of the human this approach will get you exactly these new restaurant owners and green peppers. French ego freaks? race, deserve: Approach people the treatment she suspects you would try something different fries and a pickle spear fin­ Keenan: A Guy For Tomorrow who are apparent members of the deserve from the commonfolk. for a change, something ished the plate. The chicken unique and truly exciting. itself was moist but the sand­ The latest eatery addition to wich as a whole was dry. It could Kia welcomes letters of all types. Send to Kia c/o the UWM Post, P.O. Box 413, Union Box the downtown area, the Milwau­ haveusedadippingsauce. Stay­ 88, Milwaukee, Wl 53201, or send e-mail to [email protected]. All letters will be treated kee Ale House, 233 N. Water ing with the Wisconsin theme as confidentially as requested by the sender. St, alas, is none of the above. I ordered the Wisconsin Brat This Third Ward establishment ($5.50). It came char-grilled is yet another of the brewpub/ and on a grilled bun and restaurants springing up like topped with sauerkraut. Like weeds. It features all-grain, the chicken sandwich, my brat chemical-free beers, ranging was served dry: No mustard, from a Miller/Budweiser style ketchup or sauce was offered. to stout. Staying in tune with The red beans and rice I or­ the other restaurant breweries dered instead of fries were also down the street, they serve a disappointing. They seemed menu of burgers and sand­ to have no seasoning whatso­ wiches with the cajun theme ever. that's increasingly popular and The service was respectable predictable. and we did have a nice view of As I walked into the Ale river, so although the food House for lunch, I couldn't wasn't great, we did enjoy our help but notice the display of visit to the Ale House. But an­ beer ketdes in the window for other Milwaukee brewpub/ all to see. They added to the restaurantwith the same menu predictable atmosphere: a lot features is unfortunate. It only of wood, open ceilings, a big reinforces the mentality that bar and some pool tables. all Milwaukeeans want for cul­ My friend and I started our tured dining are burger and course, of course, with a beer. beer joints. I know there are a My friend had a Soloman Ale lot of people who would appre­ and I ordered the Sheep Stout ciate more avant garde and (both 12 oz./$2.50). These contemporary restaurants. So were both genuinely good why is it that most of the newer beers. The Soloman Ale was restaurants serve up the same along the lines of a fuller-flavor standard, predictable fare? Miller but finished sweet. My I doubt that I'll return to the Sheep Stoutwas excellentwith Ale House. The place just a wonderfully creamy finish. didn't impress me as I thought On to the food. We began it would. The Milwaukee Ale with the Shrimp Ettoufee House is great for the down­ ($6.95), which wasn't exactly town, butnot particularly great true to its name. Ithad a tomato- for everyone. based sauce, notashellfish base

GOOD FOR WHAT AILS YA! The UWM Post MOSAIC Promiscuous politicians, sports announcers bound to be costume favorites

By Sue Gronemus of White House coffee in one hand Mosaic Editor with a cane in the other. Another leader-turn ed-punching-bag, Some of the least tasteful and former Khmer Rouge ringleader most popular costumes of past PolPot, maybe spotted bobbing for Halloweens have been influenced apples, perhaps with a Hitleresque not by horror movies and folklore, mustache added to a wrinkled face but by real life. Politicians, celebri­ for an added effect. Father and ties and serial killers party beside daughter teams may be seen out as ghosts and witches at masquerades a certain Kennedy and his help- every October. Popular well-known yourself-to-anything-in-the-fridge- disguises in past years have in­ and-anything-in-my-pants cluded O.J. Simpsons with tight babysitter. gloves and bloody knives, Dahmers Despite tackiness and tactless­ with bibs and bloody forks and ness, costumes depicting dead knives and Nixons with victory signs people are always a Halloween fa­ and bloody lies. vorite. Real sickos will be sporting What garb will the politically- Princess Di's crown and Mother incorrect and viciously insensitive Teresa's habit, while group cos- be donning this Oct. 31? In the turners may be seen as the not-so- sports genre, besides the common­ Rocky-Mountain-high-anymore place Brett Favres and Reggie John Denver and his mourning Whites, expect to see many a lace- Muppet pals. clad, wigged Marv Albert and sev­ . Each year Hollywood provides eral adulterous New York Yankees, an array of celebs involved in some HAPPY BALLOW6€H! especially at galas held at the Pfister. headline-grabbing antics to emu­ At least a few couples will likely go late. In vogue Halloweening While weVe got your attention, please don't forget that we are always interested in your participation in as Mr. Kathy Lee Gifford and what's- couples may go as Eddie Murphy our ongoing endeavors. Come write for us! Sell ads, do silly shit Get to see your name in print, get access her-name, the flight attendant of and his transvestite hooker hitch­ to events, perform a service for humanity, get free stuff. Hell, we even pay some people. hotel film fame. hiker or Ellen Degeneres and her Stop by our office in Union EG-80, e-mail us, or call us at 229-4578. On the political scene, look for look-alike beau. Beware of the scari­ several versions of Mr. President. est, most hideously obnoxious Likely scenarios: Clinton and his group costume that unfortunately crooked Jones, Clinton dragging may rear its ugly head, most likely at the feet of Attorney General Janet on Water Street, this Friday night: Don't be a Halloweenie: Reno and Clinton balancing a cup the Spice Girls. Hit the town this Friday night! If you're under the impression Unfortunately for underage By Sue Gronemus that big is better, two bashes spon­ UWM students, even a great cos­ Mosaic Editor sored by local radio stations are tume probably won't get them into sure to attract hoards of Freak Night most of the above bashes. Some Halloween is never quite the partiers. 94 WKTI is sponsoring local coffee shops are offering all- same once you hear your first the "Biggest Party in the City" at ages shindigs for young "Aren'tyou a little oWtobe trick-or- Metropolis, but the mostmonstrous Halloweeners. Orange Love Sand­ treating?" Sure, it's still fun to dress celebration will be on Water Street. wich, folksy, Grateful Dead sort of up and get a little nutty, but without Mc Gillycuddy's, Water StreetBrew- bee-boppers perform at Sunset the excitement of who-can-rake-in- ery and every sudsjoint in between Boulevard; Cafe Caffeine is host­ the-best/most-candy contests, are joining for one mother party ing an open stage for poets, musi­ older kids have to find other means sponsored by the Miller Brewing cians, visual artists, etc.; and Brewed of entertainment on the most Company and Lazer 103. Costume Awakenings is holding a fiction- ghoulish night of the year. contests, door prizes and drink writing contest of the Edgar Allan WEDNESDAY With no major on-campus soi­ specials are expected to draw thou­ Poe genre. rees planned for this Friday, UWM sands to the hoppingest bars this Those who aren't into the caf­ COLLEGE WIGHT party people will be hitting the side of the French Quarter Friday feine scene can hit one of the few SHOV YOUR COLLEGE ID - AMISSION streets in search of Halloween fes­ night. haunted adventures that actually tivities. Many Milwaukee bars are If you'd rather spend Hallow­ run through the holiday. The hosting costume parties and con­ een kicking back to live tunes rather Haunted Castle at Old Heidelberg 64.00 tests. Expect to see some of the than some dippy DJ'schoices, many Park in Glendale will frighten un­ SUNW I VEWESMP - most outrageous and clever en­ bars are including the real thing in til 9 p.m. The State Fair Park's sembles at the Safe House, Club their festivities. The Swingin' Cools "Haunted Walk in the Woods" is No ALCOHOL AGES 17-ao 219, Thai Joe's and The Mad will perform at the Nomad World open until 11 p.m. Other haunted 3 LEVEL vmci FLOOR - GAME ROOM Planet. A wide variety of people Pub, The Pleasure Opera at Quar­ hearths' hours may depend on patron these places and the cos­ ters, Double Action at Big Dog's Mother Nature, so phone first be­ 788 NORTH JACKSON tumes are likely to be as diverse as House of Blues, and the Oakley fore heading out LO get the the crowds. Krieger Band at BBC. b'geebers scared out of you. 10 The UWM Post October 30, 1997 MOSAIC Scary, scary stories.

Long, long ago, even before there was an Architecture ai UWM campus can be a frightening place Engleman Hall was a grade school. Rumor has it that an edua assigned to tutor a fourth grader in one small room when she w kids, and the child ran and hid in an adjoining broom closet. There may be some students out there who remember when the EMS When the tutor came back and saw the kid was gone, she fig elevator could be made to go up to the top floor of the building, the to another class room, or perhaps the school library. dusty, deserted subroof level where machinery clicks and whirs. She turned out the light and locked the door. The kid heard You could hold one elevator button after the car stopped at leapt out of the room, but it was too late; the tutor had left a certain floor, and the machine would restart and whisk . —^ Unfortunately, it was the last day of school, and whet you up to the top, only to letyou peer into the gloom found in August, he was found clutching the tutor There isn't documentation, but some say "•• Classroom Management, a Beginner's Guide this function was disabled after the night a group of tindergrads played an ex­ ceptionally competitive game of "Mister Golf." After annoying math TAs on the fourth floor and banking shots off Professor Levine's office door grill for a few hours, the next hole was all the way up at the top. When all the undergrads chipped their shots neatly into the elevator car (having to time it just rightt so the doors didn't close Jnd bank the ball back down the hall), it was oilf to the top floor. The EE undergrad hit the button the first time. The comp sci major hit the next button, and WHOOSH, the Mister Golfers were on their way. The door opened on the perpetual gray area. Cobwebs and dust surrounded the bright yellow plastic Hole 3 (par 15). The mechanical engineering major readied himself for his shot, one arm straight, back angled, and the ball skittered out of the elevator car straight past Hole 3. And then it wasn't there. "That was the only ball!" whined the comp sci undergrad. He leapt out of the car after the ball. "Hey!" came a snarl from the gloom. 'You kids shouldn't be up here!" A grizzled old man appeared from the darkness. 'You're distracting my research! How DARE you! Go! Don't you have homework? Talk to your TA! Flee! Scat!" He threw a Stephen Hawkings book at them. The undergrads piled back into the elevator. As the door closed, they could hear the old man yelling about research and tenure. The comp sci major was not in the car. His miller account was never used again.

Telecommunications tunnels shouldn'tgetalot of traffic, but a few years ago, the trafficwas diminished even further when a couple prospective high school kids jimmied the lid off one in the courtyard near Physics and EMS. "Hey, dude, this is so cool." 'Yeah, college rules." The kids' voices echoed off the concrete, and their flashlight beam bounced off the occasional puddle. They found an eastbound branch. "Hey, I bet we could tunnel up here and get in free to the soccer games!" 'Yeah, and we could look up the bleachers and see chicks." They trudged a bit further until they found a larger puddle,- a large puddle that glowed faintly. "Dude, I dare you to drink it." "No, man, you drink it," said the other as he pushed his friend into the water. The water flashed to life, churning and boiling around the boy's tennis shoes. The kid started screaming. " "Get me out of here, man, these are my good Adidas!" The liquid had eaten into the sole, now it burned through the leather. Water churned and splashed, and the shoes were solidly fixed to the floor. The kid grabbed desperately at his friend."No way, man. I'm out of here." The other kid ran, flashlight beam bouncing around the tunnel. Suddenly the flashlight flew out of his hand and clattered, dead og the concrete. The kid felt around on the floor, searching desperately for the light. A few feet left, no flashlight. A few feet right, no flashlight. A few feet forward, no flashlight, but there was water.... liquid... no, no how he couldn't move his hand, it was cemented to the concrete by this liquid! He screamed back to his friend, but there was no reply. His voice soon died out, and he just listened.Drip.Drip.Drip.The pool came from above.Drip.Drip.The liquid was dripping from the building just east of EMS... the Chem Building! These pools, these toxic puddles, the boy realized, were what happened when chemicals aren't properly disposed of. Octobei^Oijg? The UWM Post 11 MOSAIC Of course, readers should realize that (almost) everything on this page has been fabricated for your holiday enjoyment.

The dorms are a significantly frightening place. ;cture and Urban Studies building Everyone's heard the campus legend about the sui­ an education field work student was cide whojumped out the 26th floor window and hit the en she was called away. Kids will be ground so hard, she bounced back up five stories. closet. We've all heard elevator plummeting stories. By t, she figured he had escaped out far, the most horrific story that can be told is the requirement that all dormies must eat in dd heard the key in the door and a Food Service outlet. had left. ind when the child was he tutor's copy of

For years, the Downer Woods stood thick and impenetrable, a beautiful conservatory of nature and retreat for harried college students to enjoy nature in all its forms. The density of foliage encouraged stories of homeless campers, wild frothing mad wolves and psychotic grad students out for blood after brutal and futile thesis defenses. In recent years, much of the brush and woods have been cleared out, especially near the Downer end of Kenwood. One can see for yards and yards without a snarled thicket to shelter any bloodthirsty killer mutant racoons or, for that matter, any of The Times' original members. Of course, the west end of Downer Woods still stands tall and dense, and that's the end closest to those vulnerable dorm residents, anyway.

Scary topics left as an exercise

The scariest building to the reader: on campus is Mellencamp Hall, not because it shares a name with John Cougar, but because of some Parking restrictions on the East Side of the most heartstopping moments are ex­ perienced there - and they don't even involve Having your house party crashed by Milwaukee's finest blood and gore. Most of these can be summed up in quotes: 'You need your parents' tax information on this financial New tuition restrictions - pay it all NOW aid form." "The final drop day was last week." The IRS-No, really 'You didn't put your grade point on this resume application." "Pencils down. Your test time is completed." That troll that must live under the Maryland Avenue bridge that has never bathed 'You need to have last semester completely paid for before registering for this semester." 'Yours is one of the randomly selected financial aid forms to be audited. Student Association Revenue Sharing Contract contingencies growing like* kudzu You'll receive your check after the audit is completed." The late night library computer lab on a summer night at 3:45 a.m.

January wind chills between EMS and Chemistry Map inadvertently courtesy of UWM Cartographic Services 12 ARTS October 30. 1997 The UWM Post Might living in The Ice Storm be A Life Less Ordinary than one on Red Comer? Find out in this week's movie reviews.

The Red Corner nese criminal justice system, your tions with both Mikey Carver (Elijah would!" Richard Gere, Bai Lin $6.50 would be much better spent Wood) and his younger brother "Well, maybe... oh, I know MGM Pictures at Amnesty International. Sandy (Adam Hann-Byrd), the Let's do a 'Love-on-the-run' J -Mark Ledesma Hood mother Elena (Joan Allen) movie! There hasn?tbeen The Red Corner v& insulting to its stoops to shoplifting, and the other one of those in weeks!" subject matter and may cause indi­ Hood kid (Tobey Maguire) has "Okay, as long as we gestion. Were it not that it tries to problems of his own. can make it surreal address some serious -issues, I I could still kick All of this culminates in a "key and weird, so nobody would call it formulaic. Did it not Gandhi's ass! party," where the car keys of a will understand it ex­ star the muppet-like Richard Gere, couple are thrown into a bowl and cept us. it would be much more watchable. the women fish them out one at a "Hell, The plot is: American lawyer Jack time, going home with whoseever Moore (Gere) is framed for the keys they find. And everyone's lives, as they say in press releases, will murder of a Chinese general's The 14th Dalai Lama daughter. He is incarcerated and never be the same. tortured. He is advised that plead­ The reason The Ice Stormworks so ing innocent would insult the well is due to the amazing acting of court, and admitting guilt may be The Ice Storm everyone involved, and the fact that the only way to avoid being ex­ Kevin Kline, Sigourney Weaver while the story does center around ecuted. That which could be com­ Fox Searchlight Pictures the sexual revolution, it doesn't pelling is cheapened to weak dia­ wallow in its time period. It's a stun­ logues, improbable chase scenes Last week, the family-coming- ningly atmospheric and haunting and contrived romantic interludes together-for-Thanksgivingfilm The film that'll keep you captivated long that approach toon theatre. Char­ House ofYes opened, alongwith the after the closing credits roll. acter development is neglected to family-coming-together-for- -Paul Freitag make time for close-ups of Gere, Thanksgiving film The Myth of Fin­ don't whose attempts at being provoca­ gerprints. Here's another one, and even think we tive are impotent. There are sev­ it's the best of the three (though A Life Less Ordinary should understand eral redeeming points: Bai Lin is you should still see The House of Yes, Ewan McGregor, Cameron Diaz it!" convincing, albeit melodramatic, as it's great.) and, in fact, one of the Twentieth Century Fox "Jolly good!" as a Chinese public defender strug­ best films of the year. "Right daft!" gling to accept her government's Over the holiday weekend in It's really hard to imagine what "Shrimp on the imperfections. Tsai Chin has done 1973, the Hood family is getting the hell John Hodge, Andrew barbie!" (Hang on a sec­ nothing to tarnish her illustrious together. The sexual revolution is Macdonald and Danny Boyle, the ond-Ed.) at its peak (I'm guessing here - I guys behind Trainspotting, were career with her portrayal of stoical _ JVM! PAGt AGAIN, wasn't even born then) and the thinking of when they decided to Chairman Xu. Despite continuity l_ JIMMY errors, the directorial and editing entire family seems to be involved, make this one. decisions were made well. In fact, especially with the Carver clan next "We've got a decent-sized bud­ the bad parts of the film don't out­ door. Ben Hood (Kline) is involved get for this one! Let's sell out and Not only is this a fairly decent still from "The Ice Storm, " but it weigh the good parts by much, but with Janey Carver (Weaver), the do a Crow sequel or something!" satisfies a long standing need on the part of some folks in our Arts close just doesn't cut it. If you are Hood's daughter Wendy (Chris­ "No, let's do a surreal, completely department to depict Sigourney Weaver with a whip. At last, a intrigued or disturbed by the Chi­ tina Ricci) gets into some situa­ bizarre film, like Terry Gilliam justification to do so! And the rarest Of all events: book reviews (Don't worry: CDs on the next page.)

past 30-plus years, and this book, twelveton Vol. 2, Iss. 1 considerably, but it's a great way to to-two-panel strips by Dug, Tom filled with about 50 of the best of Various Local Artists sample the works of Hoyum's "Elevator Stories," and them, shows that off to good effect. Another Sun Rising Studios underappreciated local artists. Heather Shinn's mad, freakish, Highlights of the latest issue early-Peter-Bagge-meets-Carol- The book chronicles some of the stranger fold-in periods, from Several local comic artists have include Amy O'Neill's Layesque "Krazi-Kelli." their introduction, to Jaffee's one- come together for the latest issue "Starfucker," an eight-page epic twelveton is available at Capitol shot diagonal fold-in, to the one­ of the Milwaukee-produced about the title character's obses­ City Comics, Recycled Books and time fold-in cover, to making the twelveton, a magazine-sized anthol­ sion with Jodie Foster (though due Records and many other fine local, ogy comic (with some token po­ to the fact thatitwas done in '94, the er, locales. fold-in seem like it was something etry) well worth its cover price. The filmography is a bit out of date), -Paul Freitag completely different than what it quality and content of the art varies The twelveton people wanted Aaron Wanserski's two-page "Or­ turned out to be. You also get "be­ us only to print this devil girl. dinary Day," several groovy single- hind-the-scenes" stuff, loads of timepieces (protest marches, the Mad: Fold This Book! Exxon spill, televangelism) and an Students get Aljaffee introduction by Charles Schultz. Warner Books Most of the time, howeverjaffee's 1/2 price topics are as timely now as they were over 25 years ago, and the artwork MILWAUKEE Al Jaffee's been doing fold-ins day of concert* on the back page of Mad Magazine holds up nicely as well. Still, $15.95 An MSO concert... a cool thing SYMPHONY for 50 fold-ins? You could pick up ORCHESTRA since 1964, so it's about time he got to do for a special night out. his own book full of them. No mat­ a good deal on old Mads at a rum­ NOV. 7-9: BEETHOVEN'S NINTH ANDREAS DELFS mage sale and get the whole maga­ MUSIC DIRECTOR ter what you may think about the Uihlein Hall, Marcus Center decline of Mad, Jaffee's fold-ins zines for the same price. *with valid ID. Not valid on previously purchased tickets, have been pretty consistant for the -Paul Freitag matinees, Messiah. Subject to availability. 291-7605 October 30, 1997 The UWM Post 13 One of Life's Certainties: UWM Post

ing a particular orifice and male Guttermouth appendage. If you think MusicalMonkey Guttermouth is nothing more than Nitro third grade humor, you need to develop thicker skin. The whole The main thing to keep in mind point of this album is to take aim at when listening to this CD is that everyone. After all, if you can't Guttermouth is a band that is per­ laugh at yourself, then maybe you fectly blunt. Sounding like DK shouldn't laugh at others. meets NOFX, they pull off the I give Musical Monkey Five naked unthinkable: a humorous album cartwheels. that is profoundly offending. You see Jello just offended people (most without a sense of humor) Headrillaz and NOFX didn't insult enough people. Coldharbour Rocks Here's a scene from A Life Less Ordinary. Not as hot as the posters we were giving away, which is No need to worry: MusicalMonkey V2 entirely legal, incidentally, under state law, but you still got Cameron Diaz and Ewan McGregor. will leave you in stitches with songs With all the hype of English about rollerbladers, turning gay, techno going to bands like Prodigy, HEY, THIS IS WHERE THE MOVIE REVIEWS CONTINUE FROM THE PREVIOUS PAGE, bestiality and sending your mom to The Chemical Brothers and Un­ jail for child abuse. Doesn't sound JIMBO. I'M TELLING YOU JUST IN CASE YOU GOT LOST. derworld, Headrillaz is often over­ that offensive, huh? looked. It's an unfortunate mis­ Anyway, A Life Less Ordinary fea­ Hunter and Lindo are fun, the ac­ Don't get me wrong-A Life Less Lyrics for "Do the Hustle": take because this band has some of tures down-on-his-luck janitor tion is fast, and the style will keep Ordinary is two-thirds of a good "50,000 jackoffs/ all on the best breakbeats I've ever heard. McGregor kidnapping feisty-yet- anyone amused. Then things start movie. The last third, however, rollerblades...your sport is so ex­ Plus, the song "Trepanning" hits sexy Diaz by accident. Diaz's father to get weird. McGregor and Diaz should have just been thrown out. treme/ you roller disco queens., an incredible 155bpm (beats per (Ian Holm) wants her back and have a.falling out -t for apparently My advice? Go see it, but leave as cum-guzzlin' fruitcakes I hope you minute, dingleberry). McGregor dead. Two angels (Holly no other reason than film rules say soon as Diaz starts weeping. break your hands." The opener "Screaming Hunter and Delroy Undo) try to that the couple has to have a falling out. (Although not technically part Plus you get "Big Pink Dress": Headz" sounds faster than its listed get them together. It's ExcessiveBag- The movie falls apart after that, of the movie, it's worth seeing just "On the day my bitch left/ she said 128bpm because of great digital gagemeets Wings of Desire. Or some­ throwing in a completely "what- for the Alien: Resurrection preview stick it up your rear/ she'd never effects to go with a slightly housey thing like that. the-hell" ending, some claymation, preceding it. It opens November thought she'd hear these words/ sound, but the best song is The first hour of the film is great. and lots of weirdness that worked 21. See it.) oooyour mustache is so tickly down "Spacefuck." McGregor and Diaz have enough well in Trainspotting, butseems com­ -Paul Freitag there." Across between Chemical Broth­ chemistry to fill three movies, pletely out of place here. It may sound rude, crude and ers and early Prodigy in terms of like guttersnipe, but this is a band Tlie UWM Post: read by 35% more idiots now that that there is no UWM Times. I cant believe we just said that. whose logo is a guy bent over show­ 5tt MIIABLl CIRMNIY UN l.-Xl PAGt

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"She used to call me run through techno's fast beats. though, it's unintentional and Next Big Thing, with their brand of 'baby,' softly sometimes/ but if I No they'll never be the next doesn't water down their political catchy punk hooks (reminiscent of dwell on those days too long/1 feel Radiohead trend at dance clubs. Nor will messages. The Ramones) and loving, sweet like my life is over" sings Carterer OK Computer Headrillaz be a hit (no pun in­ Yes, Animal Chin actually has a vocals by Carterer (a la Morrisey). on the toe-tapping "Pretty Pa­ Capitol tended) at raves. The reasons? cause worth fighting for: human 1995's Born To Quit was one of the thetic." In the downright wonder­ They're too good to be so blindly rights. Most of the songs from "The best pop records to come out in a ful "Megan," he sings about how British bands have been all over commercialized by trendy suckers Sex Song" to "Even If deal with long time. Classic, yet speeding he drove to a train station andjust American radio since the Beatles that attend such fashionably legal that subject. That does mean that love songs such as "Rubella" and got a hunch that his lost girl might arrived. There's no need to call events. Maybe you're too young to Animal Chin comes off as being "Need You Around" mixed with be on an upcoming train ("I just these new English superstars the remember, but raves were illegal preachy. Shouldn't everyone want mid-tempo tunes about losing and want you to know/ that I waited as leaders of the new "British Inva­ for many years. You faced lockdown to help out their fellow man/ loving ("Mrs. You And Me," "Mid­ long as I could"), while in "You sion." Quite simply, Britain has with the men in blue every time you woman? night Moon") made this album Spoke To Me," the firstverse seems good musical exports (Blur, Oasis, went dancing. This disc captures Buy this album because it's mu­ one of my personal favorites of this to be about a girl who helped him Supergrass) and bad ones (Bush, the essence what raves (they're sic for your head and they don't decade so far. Fortunately, com­ out of a tough time in his life, but by Kula Shaker). But the technologi­ dead now) were all about: freakin' have a long list of thankyous.- only mercial radio failed to pick up on the second verse, we know he's cally psychedelic quintet to fast beats without conforming to a list of organizations you should the sound and didn't exploit them vocalizing his love for an unnamed Radiohead is, without a doubt, cliques. check out, like Food Not Bombs they way they did with bands like band. Other pop gems such as "I Britain's best musical export. and P.E.T.A. Green Day and The Offspring. I give Coldharbour Rocks five ec­ Know You Love Me," the singable Radiohead's first album, Pablo I give All The Kids Agree&ye heavily Now the Popes have returned stasy-induced naked cartwheels. chorus of "Paul" and the driving Honey, was full of typically grungy propped naked cartwheels. . with Destination Failure, a 16-song, noodling, as expected, since the 45-minute epic full of furious bal­ "Before I'm Gone" also highlight "alternative" revolution had just lads and guitar-fueled anthems. this great record. Animal Chin started. Their sophomore release, Smoking Popes Carterer's songwriting is different Two classic Popes tunes that All The Kids Agree easily could have fit on the half- TheBends, waswithoutflaws: ballads Destination Failure from most pop stars today, in that Kingpin hour long Born To Quit are "No soared into the stratosphere with Capitol instead of sing about having some­ powerful, yet graceful ease, while one or making love to them, he jots Smiles" and "Let's Hear It For Ifyou're intoskaandyouhaven't Love." "Smiles" has a typical 90s the fast tunes hit your ears like a Sensitive crooner and dynamic down and passionately delivers heard of Animal Chin,you're lame. punk guitar sound, while Carterer speeding train hits a brick wall. To songwriter Josh Carterer leads this tunes about adoring someone from This band is incredible. The things tells how he will "never under­ this day, The Bends tops my list of Chicago pop quartet, who arejquite afar or milking his pain after losing they do as a three piece. Guitarist/ stand what went wrong." Mean­ favorite albums. simply that city's best musical ex­ a lover. But instead of whining and while, "love" is heartfelt number So, no, OK Computerdoes not beat with sarcastic lyrics after a bad The Bends, but it's almost as good. breakup: "let's hear itforjealousy/ From the staggering guitar strums let's hear an apology/ before it's in "Airbag" to the final passionate too late." Although it's not as much wail of "slow down" from vocalist of an overall winner as Born To Quit, Thorn Yorke on "The Tourist," .ASTHAUS f* Destination Failure is - plain and OKComputeris the album U2 wanted simple -a great, sympathetic record Stt GIGO ON NIX1 PAGt pub $f> grill t

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fic. Vampirella is played by Talisa By Paul Freitag Soto, a former Bond girl who man­ Mongolian Ambassador ages to make co-star Roger Dal trey (!) look good. The effects What the hell has happened to are minimal, the invokes are pu­ Halloween? trid, the action is stiff and it's about Pizza Tuition Dentist When I was a kid, Halloween was as sexy as an episode of "This Old important. Halloween was the crux House." of the fall - the only real break I also rented Fever Lake, which between summer and Christmas. was filmed in Wisconsin. It stars 25- Halloween was the time of year year-old Corey Haim and "Saved Guess which one can't when you couldn't turn on the TV By The Bell" hunk Mario Lopez withoutgettingahorrormovie. This along with four other future no­ was, of course, back when standard bodies as some college (?) kids who TV still showed movies on a daily go up to a cottage by a lake, blah, basis, before network affiliates took blah, blah, evil curse, blah, blah, everything over. Indian warning, blah, blah, old There was real fear back then. sheriff played by Bo Hopkins, etc... There was the whole "razors-in- you've seen this movie before. It the-apples" scare. Small, innocent could have come out ten years ago children were taking fruits from and it still would have been com­ strangers, only to bite into them pletely ignored. Honestly, Fever Lake and have their little gums torn to isn't a terrible movie or anything, shreds by the sharp surprise within. Cabs it's just so cliched and useless that Movies Concerts Or better yet, they'd be lured into it might as well be. Ack. a creep's house and never be seen If you wan t to rent a good Hallow­ again, at least for several months, een flick, try Confessions of a Serial when they'd manage to stumble Killer (a very ere epy low-budge t flick out, weary and half-blind from a based on the life on Henry Lee long period of beatings and sexual Lucus), The Untold Story (which fea­ go on your MasterCard? torture. tures one of the sickest climaxes Those were the good times. ever committed to screen), Dead Anyway, on to the point. Hallow­ Alive (if you haven't seen it, SEE IT een movies are pretty much non­ NOW. The unrated version, of existent nowadays. Sure, there's / course, so if you see this film at Know What You Did Last Summer, Blockbuster, DO NOT^E DE­ which is supposedly pretty good. CEIVED. It's not Dead Alive. It's Devil's Advocate-was a bit of a stinky some terribly hacked-up film with poo. What else is there? Nothing. the same title. In fact, what are you No sequels of "homicidal maniacs doing in Blockbuster at all? TJriey running around in ski masks hack­ suck. Plant a bomb, run out of the ing up young virgins." No rampant store, and duck. You've done a good blood-soaked orgies. Not even a job.) or the underrated Brain Dead Gas Shopping Postage decent film festival of sleaze, (a surreal "Twilight Zone" type slaughter and human misery. story with Bill Pullman and Bill (Well, Evil Dead 2 is showing at the Paxton back when nobody cared Times, and that's good.) about either of them). Even the video rental scene I'm sorry. Normally, I'djust do a stinks. I rented Vampirellalast night. standard video review column. I It's based on a great comic book was supposed to review The Winner, about a sexy alien vampire chick Nowhereand Zu, Warriors of the Magic MasterCat -AJJBD OJ SJ who runs around half-naked and, Mountain for this week, but I Ijjppip euo isaq eqi pjeD ipjqM ssan6 oi Asea u sa>jeiju ipiqM er, does sexy alien vampire chick couldn't get in the mood. It's Hal­ •SABM JO sa3B|d ejoiu in pasn eq UBD PJBD ON 'pjeDJaisei/v jnoA uo 06 ||B UBD Aaq_L:v things. The movie is helmed by Jim loween, dammit, and I'm gonna Wynorski, who couldn't direct traf­ watch some crappy horror movies. ) 1997 MasterCard International Incorporated 16 EDITORIAL October 30. 1997 The UWM Post Persecution bad Fear can often be a convenient tool for persecution. The Salem Witch Trials were a prime example of this. The winter of 1692 to 1693 saw the manipulation of mass hysteria and superstition by a group of politicians and clerics looking for personal advancement and public control. The first victims to be targeted were those mostvulnerable in society-an African-born slave and various women who lacked great social standing in society. The accusations ofwitchcraf t spread until both women and men were implicated, resulting in the executions of nineteen persons, the ostracism and impris­ onment of many more. The trials eventually ran their course and taught the emerging society some hard-won lessons about the importance of respecting civil liberties, even of minority viewpoints. Many of the rights we now take for granted such as the right to counsel, protection from self-incrimination and proof beyond a reasonable doubt came about in reaction to this miscarriage of justice. However, rights can never be taken for granted. The latter day witch hunts of the McCarthy years in which those suspected of Communist sympathies were publically accused and blacklisted, proved this truism. Those who are on the fringe of society and therefore mostvulnerable are always the first to be persecuted but their persecution diminishes the freedom of all. We must remember that, as politicians today seek to make scapegoats of "welfare mothers," immigrants, racial or religious minorities, the economi­ cally disadvantaged, urban youth, homosexuals and a host of persons per­ ceived of as the "other" and therefore as tempting targets for persecution. We must reject such appeals to fear and prejudice. We must realize that unless we all stand together against such tactics, then each one of us runs the risk of being that woman, accused of "witchcraft" standing all alone. Green laws prove their worth None of us like to be told what to do but sometimes stand fierce attacks from those in the government who regulations are necessary to prevent greater harm. Such served the interests of a few big businessmen rather than Censorship bad too is the case with laws such as the Clean Air Act and the the citizens of the country asawhole. Many environmen­ We would like to think that all Americans, young and old, student or Endangered Species Act. Both have protected our talists had hoped that under the Clinton Administra­ professor, lawyer or police officer, politician or journalist would be against environment, our fellow creatures and ourselves for tion this would change but they have been sorely disap­ censorship. We would like to think that but events have away of upsetting that roughly two decades. pointed. Clinton's administration has been unwilling comfortable assumption. Attempts by those in Congress to censor the arts or Just how important such legislation is, has become to stand up for the health of the nation and the planet record content; the declaration by a judge in Oklahoma that the Academy clearwith the release of a new report by the Environmen­ against the big money and pressure of oil companies, Award winning film "The Tin Drum" was "obscene" and could therefore tal Protection Agency last week based on computer land developers and other industries who have an be confiscated from video rental stores alongwith the lists of renters on whose models thatshowed the positive effects on public health interest in watering down environmental regulations. doors the police would soon be knocking; and the various forms of new over the last two decades from the Clean Air Act. The Luckily there are representatives in Congress who legislative attempts to control speech and other forms of expression on the EPA estimates that the total benefits of the CAA ranged are still willing to stand up for the environment and internet, all point out just how vulnerable free expression really is. from $6 trillion to about $50 trillion in savings due to the endangered species. They realize the importance such A case in point is State Assembly Bill 328 introduced by Representative dramatic decrease in illness and premature death from species of plants and animals represent not just for Lasee and supported by such normally progressive politicians as Represen­ heart disease, chronic bronchitis, asthma attacks and biodiversity but as potential medical and economic tative Wasserman and State Senator Adelman among others. Their intentwas cancer caused by pollutants in the air. The reduction in resources that we are just discovering. The Endangered probably well meaning - to regulate radio, television and the electronic lead from gasoline, ozone and other particulate matter Species Recovery Act (ESRA) sponsored by Rep. George media, otherwise known as the internet, as regards potentially libelous led to significant improvement in children's intelli­ Miller represents a moderate approach to environmen- material that might be found there. The potential effect of the bill is much gence, national health and ecological and economic talism. It attempts to roll back some of the worst abuses more restrictive. The section that holds the Internet Service Providers benefits. Compare this with the $523 billion in imple­ of the environment imposed over the last decade by responsible for libelous material that their service carries could have a mentation costs of the CAA That may sound like a lot monied interests while addressing the concerns of chilling effect on the types of information allowed on the Internet. If the ISP but it is a fraction of the savings in potential health costs those who fear economic progress will be hampered by is potentially liable for information they carry might they not err on the side alone. Sounds like a deal to us. Unfortunately, there are strict regulations. ESRA is a balanced bill that deserves of caution when reviewing controversial material? Might they not engage in always some who would rather gamble with others' lives support. If you wish to support it, you may even want to prior restraint; might authors not engage in self censorship thereby depriv­ in order to make a greater profit. fill out the postcard below and return it to Union E-377. ing other Internet users of multiple points of view? Lest you think we are Thus have environmental regulations had to with­ Hint, hint. being hysterical, it might be interesting to note the case a few months ago Dear Representative when a progressive carrier Peacenet pulled the plug on the controversial website of a group in support of Basque independence because of objections ENDANGERED We are currently faced with the greatest rate of species to the site and a concerted campaign of e-mail bombing that temporarily extinction worldwide since the disappearance of dinosaur* clogged the site. If a group dedicated to progressive causes would have 65 million years ago. The Endangered Species Act (ESA), second thoughts about a sites content, how much more skittish will the run which was enacted to hall this rapid loss of plant and animal of the mill service provider be in the face of potential lawsuits. life, is under fierce attack by a well-funded collection of We at the Post do not advocate libel but we are concerned with the special interests, including oil companies, the timber potential unintended effects of this legislation on free expression. The *>T^*>**^ industry, and real estate developers. State Senators and Representatives need to re-examine this bill and make the appropriate adjustments to preserve our free speech rights. In an effort to beat back this attack. Rep. George Miller (D-CA) has introduced a bill in the House to fulfill the promise of the ESA and bring about the recovery of imperiled species and ecosystems. The Endangered Species Recovery Act (ESRA) would strengthen the protections for endangered species while striking a balance between But letters good wildlife and landowners. As always, the Post welcomes submissions of letters and articles of opinion. I urge you to cosponsor the Endangered Species Recovery Act and support a balanced Address letters to the editor, UWM Post, P.O. Box 413, Union Box 88, approach to strengthening the ESA. Milwaukee, Wl, 53201. Or e-mail to [email protected]. Or drop 'em Name by our office in the Union, Suite EG-80. All submissions become property of^ Address ' the UWM Post, we reserve right to reject or edit, and all that. And please, again, use a common system of interpersonal communication among English- Phone e-mail speaking civilians in the United States. No semaphore flags. Thanks. A Project of The State PIRGs. October 30. 1997 The UWM Post 17 EDITORIAL PERSPECTIVES The Pope's visit to Cuba: more than meets the eye as the archenemy of everything that By Hector M. gether to talk about what everyone Cornell of New York's The Catho­ embraced socialism as its official is an inherent part of US political thought to be irreconcilable differ­ lic Worker, recently addressed ideology, the anti-clerical senti­ Cruz-Feliciano culture: religiousness, individual ences? these and other ideas at the forum ment that had gradually developed freedom, the right to private prop­ The truth is that the differences The Pope's Visit to Cuba: A Discus­ acquired institutional status. Several months ago the news erty, the free market. On the other do not seem to be so irreconcilable sion of Catholicism, Socialism, and For Cornell, editor ofThe Catho­ made headlines everywhere: Fidel hand, the Pope is perceived as a after all. The main purpose of American Foreign Policy, orga­ lic Worker, both the Church and Castro and John Paul II were meet­ man of firm principles, fervently Castro's visit to the Vatican was to nized by Casa Maria and the Mil­ the Cuban government made er­ ing in Rome. To most people the anti-Communist, and pursuing val­ invite the Holy Father to Cuba, the waukee Coalition to Normalize rors that led to the constant dete­ encounter came as a shock, mostly ues that are sympathetic to most only Latin American country that Relations with Cuba. rioration of relations. Havana's because of what each leader repre­ Americans. Why would these John Paul II has not visited in the Scahill explained that before the "cultural secularism" underesti­ sents to the American public. staunch proponents of their re­ 19 years he has acted as head of the 1959 revolution, the Catholic mated the religiosity of the masses, Castro has traditionally been seen spective ideologies ever get to- Roman Catholic church. The Pope Church in Cuba had very strong leading it to isolate Catholics from has now accepted the invitation, ties with the Batista government the country's political process. The and his four day visit is scheduled and the wealthy class. Although governmentis now becoming more for the fourth week of January, 1998. the majority of Cubans in the rural aware of this, and it is opening up Microsoft Addresses The Cuban government is already sector regarded themselves as after realizing that "if you don't making all the necessary arrange­ Catholics, very few had any contact respect religion, you don't respect ments for the event, and has re­ with the Church. With the advent the people." On the other hand, Justice Department cently announced that it will take of the revolutionary regime, Cu­ he noted that the Church has also every measure to guarantee the ban bishops issued a pastoral letter changed in the recent past. "I Pope's security during his visit to condemning the new government, would like to think that it has Accusations the provinces of Santiago, which was now much more repre­ changed by going back to a greater Camaguey, Santa Clara, and Ha­ sentative of the popular sector. This authenticity, and has repaired a vana. Anonymous Internet Meme obviously caused the Church to reactionary period which was an that the U.S. Capitol be moved to T . c .- ... . distance itself more from this part aberration and revisionism of its .. f„ „ , , ... In the face of all this, one cannot of its constituency, which had in­ own documents" Cornell said. REDMOND, Wash.-Oct. 23,1997- Redmond as silly, though did help but wonder about two things: say that he would make executive . . . . , ^ ..„ , . . . evitably come to associate the Ro­ The editor of The Catholic - In direct response to accusations ,' . . „ , T T ^ what motivated Castro s invitation man Catholic institution as an ac­ Worker believes that if the Church made by the Department of Justice, decisions for the U.S. government , , ...... complice of the deposed regime. can do the right thing in Cuba, and the Microsoft Corp. announced & „ __. . and what are the potential lmphca- As the new Cuban government SH POPh ON mm PAGE today that it will be acquiring the from his existing office at Microsoft ...... _ _ ° tion s ocf this visi t cfor the future of federal government of the United headquarters. Gates went on to say ., . , , T c u.n JrT, States of America for an undisclosed 7 ,r> .. theisland.JeremyScahillandTom that the House and Senate would Hey! 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An initial pub­ to expect lower taxes, increases in preferthegrain~f£d;Steermeat that We are' Currently faced with the much about politics, the world and lic offering is planned for July of government services and discounts Jewel is able to channel into its greatest rate of species extinction human relations. FBC is a window next year, and the federal govern­ on all Microsoft product. stores from the COrri:|§|jk worldwide since the disappearance of opportunity for seeing beyond ment is expected to be profitable Nowadays I have to go to Aldi of tne dinosaurs 65 million years |the boundaries of the United States,! 1 by "Q4 1999 at latest," according to About Microsoft: markets to get the high^^ty sago. Ourfailure to understand and There is a whole world out Microsoft president Steve Ballmer, Founded in 1975, Microsoft beef hamburgers produced m tfe Irespect our natural environment (NASDAQ "MSFT") is the world- vacinity of Batav.a, II.--also gralftp; il|l|||:can be a part of that, t and preserve the rich array of ani­ In a related announcement, Bill :: : wide leader in software for per- fed steeV meat from the corn beit. aboiit ; To$:ng the self-certte^ed mal and plant life is suicidal. Ex­ Clinton stated that he had "will­ Something good about sonal computers, and democratic Mr. Jerome E. Frederick selfish/me me me f am tinctions, past and impending, are ingly and enthusiastically" ac­ government. The company offers a the Free Surma Coalition not.sayir. u\ it is a warning flags, signaling an emer cepted a position as a vice presi­ wide range of products and ser­ Dear editor: sacrifice. A s that i arrj gency that threatens all life on dent with Microsoft, and will con­ vices for public, business and per­ I have something to say.... -willing to takilliPthe people of . earth. tinue to manage the United States sonal use, each designed with the I became involved with the "Free Burma. And you know what, what government, reporting directly to The ESA was enacted to hall mission of making it easier and Burma Coalition" fast year. This would be more satisfying to self Bill Gates. When asked how it felt rapid loss of plant and an more enjoyable for people to take decision w JS not a matter of fS this than when Burma is free, to say I, to give up the mantle of executive The 'bald eagle, gray wolf, and advantage of the full power of per­ issue important or not? .That an­ was a part of that. I helped to make authority to Gates, Clinton smiled sCaliforhiai sea otter are among the sonal computing and free society swer was obvious. No-questions that happen. and refe/red to it as "a relief." He About the United States: many specifs that have benefitted every day. asked. It was afriitter of whether Everyone in FBC is working to­ from the foresight of this law. How­ went on to say that Gates has a Founded in 1789, the United : I could handle the amount of time, wards a common goal. I can't think "proven track record," and that States of America is the most suc­ ever, despite itsisuccess, the ESA commitmentj.a'hd emotional strain of anything more great than a 1 U.S. citizens should offer Gates cessful nation in the history of the currently :f aces unprecedented that a grassroots, human rights bunch of people working together their "full support and confi­ world, and has been a beacon of political assault. Alyel! funded campaigri takes of a person. ! for a cause that says "We will dence." Clinton will reportedly be democracy and opportunity or collection of ahti-ESA giroups, in­ looked in/at myself. stand againstthose who take away earning several times the $200,000 over 200 years. Headquartered in cluding the oil arid, petrocrremicai I am a 23 year-old woman. I am Human Rights/' annually he has earned as U.S. presi­ Washington, D.C., the United companies, the timber industry, about to receive my undergrad in Jessica Anne Emerson dent, in his new role at Microsoft. States is a wholly owned subsidiary Social Work. I have a job; I have iii LhlltRS ONMXI PAGE Gates dismissed a suggestion of Microsoft Corporation. 18 The UWM Post October 30, 1997 EDITORIAL PERSPECTIVE Pope/Why visit Fidel? fROM PREVIOUS PAbk tion for the poor." "hook up its influence and power The White House, on the other to sources in Cuba that want to hand, has made very few comments A "mainstream" manifesto keep and maintain the social ad­ regarding the Pope's visit to the vances of the Revolution," it could island. In August there was a press By John P. Young A good case in point of fiscal irre­ portion of thatfee (the part over which work together with the government conference to announce Washington's disposition to ease On behalf of the CSA sponsibility is the United States Stu­ studenthave annual control) has risen in the promotion of social justice; dentAssociation. UWMiswhatUSSA from $35.90 to $104.05 up 190% over one of the vital components of travel restrictions for those Ameri­ cans who wish to travel to Cuba for There isalotofinforrnationbasedin calls a direct referendum school. This the same period! Has the average Christian faith. The importance of the Pope's visit. Since then, the fiction being provided around cam­ means that the students of UWM were student realizing a increase of 190% in the Pope's visit to Cuba, Cornell White House has maintained a very pus aboutanewfyformedsmdentorga- asked through a referendum if they benefits over that same period of time? argues, lies in the possibility of form­ low profile on the issue, perhaps nization, the Concerned Student Alli­ wanted to pay $.50 each per semester Idon'tknowforsure.solet'stakealook. ing "an alliance that has never because of how imminent it seems ance. The CSA is a group of main­ to fund membership in USSA This MaybeStudentXisright Maybe the been seen before in this world." that the Pope himself will condemn stream thinkers that assemble to share sounds like a goodidea: For amere fifty CSA is not in tune with student con­ Apart from the Pope's visit, in the 35 year old embargo during his ideas with SA senators and students on cents, we have national representation cerns, but the CSA wants to take a good recent months the Church has been visit. upcoming issues in SA - what a bargain for UWM This is hard look at the way we do business. making other gestures that sug­ completely incorrect The fact of the The Clinton presidency has Someone who was to spineless to The CSA wants to determine if the gest the will to improve relations matteristhatUWMwouldbeamember been very ambivalent about its Cuba sign their name to letter to the editor programs we fund are being run in a with Havana. On September 9th, of USSA even if we did not pay the fee. policy since the beginning. After last week attempted to lay out a plat- way that benefits the moststudentsorif Havana's archbishop, Cardinal AllschoolsthataremembersofUnited signing a law tightening the block­ formfortheCSAthatwaSjtDsaytheleast, they serve the students that use them jaime Ortega, condemned the ter­ Council are automatically members of ade in 1993, Clinton gradually re­ preposterous. the bestway they can. Wewanttomake rorist attacks that took place in vari­ USSA UWM is a member of UC, and laxed its posture towards the is­ The anonymous letter writer sure that we are not simply funding ous hotels of the capital and de­ aproudmemberatthat Theaddition land. THis was so, to the point that charged that CSAhas decided that the things because that is what we have clared that "violence is not the way $.50we each pay each semester in truth he threatened to veto the so called UPASS program must and will be cut. done it in the past to any solution." Then on October amounts to a $20,000 a year gift to Helms-Burton bill, which called for It is also implied that the CSA will try to Maybe StudentXisright Maybe the 1st, the Secretary General of the USSA We receive no benefits from it further intensification of the em­ eliminate the Legal Clinic, Health CSA is not in tune with student con­ Latin American Episcopal and we have the same rights as any bargo. However, a few months be­ Center and Women's Resource Cen­ cerns. I think that if you ask students if Council (CELAM), Jorge Jimenez, schoolthatissimplyamember through fore starting his 1996 re-election ter. This is nothing more than a pack they would like to see their tuition go exhorted the Latin American UC. Maybe there issomewaytooperate campaign, Havana shot down two of lies. down, they might say, "yes". I think is Church to fight the US blockade this program better. I don't know for against Cuba. Jimenez said that the American airplanes that were al­ The letter further implies that the you ask students if they want to stop sure, so let's take a look. US blockade affects the Cuban legedly flying over Cuban airspace. CSA is against a student's right to vote being the victim of tax and spend poli­ people, forwhich reason the Catho­ Fearing that this could become an for where their segregated fees go. We have no agenda of programs to cies, they might say, "yes". Of course I lic Church must remember its "op- electoral issue affecting his This is also a blatant lie. cut and services to eliminate. Yes, we don't knowfor sure, so let's take a look. want to take a look at how the UPASS chances for re-election, Clinton was Let me lay out for the first time in a forced to sign the Helms-Burton public forum the economic policy of program is run and if it can be im­ proved or run differently. I am certain bill into law. International pres­ the CSA The policy simply is to insure Letters/Students are sure has since forced the presi­ that all students get the maximum those who ride the bus daily love it but do those who don't even pick up their dent to reconsider some of the law's amount of services while exercising most controversial provisions, but fiscal responsibility. UPASS realize they pay $31 per semes- terforit This amounts to a subsidy by part of the world the prospects for a drastic policy Thislassureyouisaunique concept This is an economic problem that UWMstudents to the Milwaukee Tran­ IR0KI PREVIOUS PAGE change toward Cuba are still un­ for the UWM StudentAssociation. The can be solved quite simply through sit System of $1,277,052. Maybe there and real estate developers, are likely. tuition at UWM is higher than tuition an Economic Integration System is some way to operate this program bombarding lawmakers and me­ It has been speculated that the at any other University of Wisconsin that eliminates income taxes on better. Idon'tknowforsure,solet'stake dia with horror stories about the Pope's visit to the island will give school. The familiar targetfor skyrock­ the first $25,000 of an individual's a look. Act. The result of this campaign of the Clinton administration an ex­ eting tuition is the state legislature and income, and then indexes this The portion of the segregated fee misinformation is a bill proposed cuse to overlook pressures from the Board ofRegents. Let me tell you a $25,000 to the inflation index. Pe­ that supports the athletic program is by Senators Chafee(R-RI) and the Cuban-American community little secret The tuition at UWM is riod. $46.40 this amount is up 83% since Kempthorne (R-ID) which, if en­ and modify its policy toward the higher thanatanyotherUWschoolfor To pay for this, eliminate federal 199455 when the portion of segre­ acted, would substantially weaken island. With the end of the Cold this reason, UW System allows student government jobs and tax all in­ gated fee dedicated to athletics was the ESA, jeopardizing over 20 years War the Cuban regime can hardly governments to charge a TAX called a come above $25,000 that is in­ $25.30. Has the average studentrealiz- of progress in species conserva­ be regarded as a "threat" to US segregated fee. At UWM this TAX is dexed yearly at three percent, with ing a increase of 83% in benefits over tion. security, and the current excessive and this EXCESSIVE TAX is no deductions. All taxes, individual thatsame period of time?Mayb e there In an effort to stop the weakening globalizationtrend increasingly what causes tuition to be higher at and corporate, will be done on a is some way to operate this program of the ESA, the Endangered Spe­ demands more international co­ UWM than anywhere else in the UW post card. This will let the poor and better. Idon'tknowforsure, solet's take cies Coalition, including WisPIRG, operation to deal with common System. That's rightYOURSTUDENT middle class keep their hard earned a look. has worked with Rep. George Miller problems associated with illegal GOVERNMENThasdecidedthatyour (D-CA) to introduce the Endan­ income; while the upper income Currently there is a plan in place to migration, drug traffic control, and tuition should be the highest in the gered Species Recovery Act wealthy class will show their so­ transferaportion if the SegregatedFee the environment. As shown by the state. Maybe there issomewaytocorrect (ESRA) (H.R. 2351). ESRA strikes cial responsibility to the rest of used to pay the Union debt to the most recently approved resolution this. Idon'tknowforsure,butlet'stake a balance between wildlife and society through the economic in­ Klotsche Center project when the in the United Nations to condemn a look landowners without sacrificing pro­ tegration system. Union debt expires. This is something the US blockade against Cuba, to­ What the CSA wants to do is take a tections for imperiled species. This economic integration system we need to be cautious of, this would day most countries see US policy close lookataUprograrnsthatarefuxided As human beings, we have a duty will definitely create harmony in all become what is considered a non- towards the island as an inhumane by the Segregated Fee to see if pro­ to protect our planet and ourselves. race relations, and for all eco­ allocable fee. Non-allocable fees are remnant of the Cold War. grams are giving the students a maxi­ We need to write to our represen­ nomic minorities. The health of the one shot deals, we cannotchange them Thus, it seems likesthere are mum benefit for the cost Are pro­ tatives and remind them that the American economic society is a in the future. Are we sure we want to many who, like Tom Cornell, think grams thatwere started inyears paststill earth is important. We're not just disgrace. This wealth disparity is assume more debtsimply because one that the papal visit to Cuba repre­ effectively serving the students, or students today, remember that. so great that it is bound to gener­ expires? Are we sure that the Klotsche sents an occasion that must be seized could we be doing more? This process Aleks Skibicki ate violent social and political ten­ Center is a bigger priority than park­ by Washington. Letting the oppor­ will be done by surveying students and sions as more people find they ing? Idon'tknowforsure, so let's take tunity pass by, could certainly prove looking in depth into how programs must work two, three, four and five a look. Proclamation against that Cornell is right when he ob­ are run and what they offer. Maybe jobs to survive. serves that if the US insists on its there is some way to operate these The segregated fee at UWM is cur­ serfdom: to repair race Michael Herman long standing policy towards the programs better. Idon'tknowforsure, rently $239.25 up $102.50 since 1991 relations, we need more island, "history will not absolve us." so let's take a look. an increase of 75%. The allocable than talk October 30, 1997 classies 19 UWM Post Classified Advertisements Call 229-4578 Next Deadline: 5pm Monday, November 3

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