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This newspaper is brought to you for free and open access by the Student Media at Digital Commons@Georgia Southern. It has been accepted for inclusion in The George-Anne by an authorized administrator of Digital Commons@Georgia Southern. For more information, please contact [email protected]. Eagles overcome Hugo, beat MTSU- see page 8 George-Anne » 912/681-5246 Vol. 62, No. 4 • Tuesday, September 26,1989 Since 1927, Georgia Southern's Official Student Newspaper Georgia Southern College • Statesboro, GA 30460 Record enrollment causes many changes

advertising, and word of mouth. Also, as with many organiza- dents and faculty may go for a vari- Carol Kleinginna Whatever the cause, GSC is enjoy- tions, recognition often determines ety of activities, such as movies, Staff Writer ing a new prosperity. the amount of public support. concerts, organizational meetings The greater number of students Some changes have already and other functions. The Union is will cause various changes, both in taken place to deal with the record costing about $10 million to build, The Admissions Office reports the institution and the surrounding number of students, work on the and should be completed around record enrollment at GSC for Fall community. Statesboro stands to new college store was completed January, 1990. quarter 1989. As of September 19 benefit economically from the in- this summer, giving the college a The two major complaints that enrollment totals stood at 10,561 creased commerce gained from the facility able to contend with the students themselves seem to have students. This figure is likely to students and faculty of the college. growing population of the college. with their greater numbers are the continue climbing as late applica- The college itself benefits from Also under construction to cope lack of available parking and hous- tions and transfers arrive. Com- the higher enrollment, as enroll- with the larger number of students, ing. Although the college may have paratively, at this time last year en- ment is the basis for state funding. a college union building is nearing had adequate facilities for both ten rollment stood at 9,295 students. Higher enrollment means that completion. The union is the first of years ago, the increase in enroll- The increase in student popula- there will be more money available its kind at Southern, and is de- ment leaves many students without tion at GSC can be attributed to a for the construction of new facili- scribed by Dr. Jack Nolen, Vice a space for their car. variety of reasons. Perhaps fore- ties. The college will also have the President of Student Affairs, as a At this point, however, GSC's most of these explanations is the advantage of a larger cross-section place that will be the "hub of stu- housing department has been able fact that word of the institution has of the population, as more out-of- dent activity." to find a dorm for everyone who spread, by the sports programs, state students come to Southern. It will be a place that both stu- See Enroll, page 9 Students turned out in record numbers for Drop/Add Day in and outside Williams Center Monday (Photo: Frank Fortune) Hugo Foot patrol scans wreaks campus at night By Carolyn Samoden One interesting fact that Officer havoc Staff Writer Butler told me was, instead of rid- ing in his car all night he leaves it Due to the ever increasing parked and walks. There are four amount of students GSC now has zones on the campus and each offi^ employed police officers to patrol cer is assigned a particular zone. Hurricane Hugo may have the campus at night. Billy Butler, a Butler said he sometimes prefers passed leaving Savannah and 21 year old officer, was working walking because if he sees someone Statesboro relatively unscathed, from 4:00 p.m. to 4:00 a.m. the day breaking into a car or vandalizing a but at least 3 GSC students are not I spoke with him. Officer Butler has building, he can get off of the road breathing a sigh of relief. no major complaints about his job; and get to the scene of the crime These three come from the is- he even said that he enjoyed work- faster. Butler said that a person is land of St. Croix, which was struck ing at night because, "there is a lot less likely to run if they see blue on Sunday September 17,1989 by more action going on." lights flashing, but then again the full force of Hurricane Hugo. For the past year GSC has had sometimes a foot chase is exciting. None of them have received any campus police instead of campus Thankfully for the officers escaping news from their families. security. Now speeding tickets can has yet to become a problem. Approximately 80 percent of the be given and theft and vandalism Statesboro has not passed an houses on the island were de- can be taken care of more effi- open container law but Butler told stroyed. There little telephone and ciently. me that one could be passed fairly no electric service on the island. One problem that Officer Butler soon. Now that we have night pa- Nearly 50,000 of the islands 65,000 encountered was a report of " Oh, trol, walking from your dorm or population is lodged in shelters set my car has been stolen!" When in apartment to a party or home from up by the Red Cross and other or- reality this person, being in a Bash's with an alcoholic beverage ganizations. drunken stupor, forgot where they in your hand could present a prob- Desmond Duval, a sophomore at parked their car the previous night. lem in the future. GSC, was talking on the telephone Have you ever been plagued by a Alcohol is prohibited on the with his mother when high winds peeping Tom? Call the campus campus but the beer consumed preceding the storm's landfall police next time. Butler said that, makes up for that. At any rate, if the knocked out phone service on the working at night, there have been open container law is passed and island. Before the phone went dead utMS^^ reports of some snooping perverts the GSC police catch you one night his mother told him that both of peering in windows of girls dorms. you could spend the night in jail. their storage sheds had been blown Hurricane Hugo made a wreck of FollvR^ach in Charleston, SC early Friday morning (Photo: There are many couples at GSC Along with the beer drinking down and that the roof of their was andin any relationship problems do also come the chance of receiving a beginning to crack. Libba Phillips) arise. Going to the lake across from DUI. Officer Butler stays busy at See Hugo, page 9 the library is a popular spot for a night watching out for drunk driv- romantic night. Unfortunately, the ers. The GSC police station doesn't GSC police have been called to go have the equipment for testing the out there many a night. Minor dis- amount of alcohol in ones blood Effects putes, according to Officer Butler, system so the ones caught go to the can cause a fair amount of danger. Bulloch County jail. When fighting gets out of control Another fact that Butler told me felt at people can get hurt; students have that if he were to catch someone even been sent to the hospital be- breaking the law, if they sped off fore. Of course, members of the campus trying to escape, he could opposite sex aren't the only ones to follow them. Our campus police are receive attention from the GSC deputized for Bulloch County and police. Butler told me that when the can go into the city on a chase, if By Yolanda Wallace moon comes out fights tend to break needed. Features Editor loose. On any given night the GSC The night life is exciting here at police can break up as many as five GSC and we, students, certainly do fights. Since Officer Butler is only keep our police officers busy. DUI's Hurricane Hugo swept through 21 years old he said that he some- do get written, vandals do get spot- the area Thursday, causing more times feels intimidated and a bit ted, but the most frequent ticket apprehension than destruction lo- scared but is in no real danger for at Officer Butler writes are parking cally. any point in the night he coul d have tickets; Ishouldknow, Igotoneyes- For one GSC student, Hugo backup help in a matter of seconds. terday. caused a great deal more damage. Desmond Duval has been unable to contact his parents since Hugo struck his native St. Croix, the is- Revised athletic land which absorbed the initial thrust of the storm. The US National Guard arrived budget accepted on St. Croix earlier this week to Sandy Hanberry budget increased by more than 1/3. provide emergency assistance after G-A News Editor They gained $7,500. Likewise the help was delayed by the stricken On June 9, 1989 the GSC ath- soccer program saw its budget in- island's isolated location. letic committee approved a revised crease from $23,150 to $28,245. At least 25 people died in the athletic budget for Fiscal Year The GSC band will receive Caribbean last week before the 1990. This revised budget repre- $47,800 from the Athletic Budget, storm's 135-mph winds hit Char- sents an 8.7% increase over the the majority of which will go to leston around midnight Thursday. purposed budget of $2,585,037 and purchase new uniforms. The death toll for North and South ^agle tans who turned out for Thursday night's qame with Middle Tennessee in the driving rains represents a 13.6% increase over The largest sources of revenue Carolina: three. Hurricane "-Higo did -iot affect the enthusiastic and wind (Photo: Frank Fortune. Fiscal year 1989. for the GSC athletic program are In Savannah, hundreds of These figures do not reflect the Student Fees $1,536,600, Football people spent the night in shelters reserve or debt service figures for Gate $500,000, and Southern after evacuating nearby islands, Some students left school early Raiders 26-0 while many more Hugo weakened and became a the fiscal years of 1989 or 1990. Boosters $380,000. including Cumberland and St. to fortify their homes, but classes supporters stayed away. tropical storm as it continued to The new athletic budget repre- Sources of increased revenue move northwest across the country. Simon's. proceeded according to schedule, as "I wasn't about to sit in the rain sents a $225,611 increase over the include an additional $11,000 from Savannah school officials Tropical storm Iris disappeared did the Eagles' nationally-televised and get drenched," said freshman purposed budget. The largest bene- the TAAC or NCAA and $18,000 in cancelled Thursday's and Friday's entirely, perhaps giving the South- football game against Middle Ten- Peemoy Walters. factors of this increase are Football, additional revenue from conces- classes as the storm approached, nessee State University. east an opportunity to recover from $76,000 Program Support (includes sions. The large remainder of the Replied Trey Martin, "That's but GSC continued to operate, de- Thousands of fans sat through and repair the damage caused by program marketing) $40,000, and added funds comes primarily from spite a late-night power outage gusting winds and a driving rain to what football is all about." the strongest storm to hit the East Southern Boosters $24,000. funds originally designated as debt Thursday. watch the Eagles defeat the Blue After heading inland, Hurricane Coast in thirty years. See Athletics, page 9 George-Anne Tuesday, September 26, 1989 Americans frustrated with job market have job-searching skills at a time By SHELLEY LILES-MORRIS the others to start by "networking." But why aren't job hunters bet- when more people than ever are ©Copyright 1989, USA TODAY/ The Pittsburgh woman should seek ter at it? Some consultants say the changing jobs. The mergers and Apple College Information Net- contacts in the field through the problem goes back to the first job layoff's of the 1980s coupled with work doctorate program at her univer- hunt most of us go on right after baby boomers' changing attitudes Douglas Helms says he's fed up sity. college. They say colleges and uni- toward employers mean that the with efforts to find a new job. Experts say few realize that the versities aren't keeping students average person will work for at Helms, a telecommunications man- most effective job-search tool is abreast of major professional least 12 companies over the course ager for the Defense Department in word-of-mouth referrals. Two- trends. "They're teaching people of a career, staying an average 3 Tampa, has sent out more than 150 thirds of all jobs are found through how to find jobs that aren't avail- years with each firm, according to resumes over the past two years. contacts with friends and business able anymore," says Clyde the Association of Outplacement He's received only six responses. acquaintances. A much smaller Meredith of Meredith Co., Bloom- "I'm pretty frustrated," says Consulting Firms. Ten years ago, number are found by answering ington, Minn. five or six job changes was consid- Helms, 43. "I just don't know whatit classified ads, hiring an executive Job seekers also aren't putting ered the norm. is they want." recruiter or headhunter, or by much effort into the legwork, ex- "Company loyalty is not always Helms is not alone. More than making numerous "cold" calls to perts say. The consultants said not good," says Richard Jandl of Right 9,560 callers jammed the USA organizations or companies. a single person responding to the Associates, Washington, D.C. "It TODAY hot line to get help in their — How can I make a complete hot line said they have read a book quest for a job. The mechanics, becomes something you have to change in careers? on how to conduct a job search. teachers, pilots and stockbrokers explain. (Prospective employers) Callers say they're bored with Not all callers, however; were at all have one thing in common: Their can't understand why you've been their jobs and are shopping for a a loss for help. Consultants found a job searches aren't working, and where you've been for 15 or 20 new career. Others are stuck in model job applicant in Mary Kay they don't know why. years." dead-end jobs or slow-growth in- Grimaldi, a public relations special- Even outplacement experts who Among the questions our ex- dustries and want a profession that ist. Grimaldi, who is leaving MCI answered the hot line say they're perts were asked most often: offers more money. Communications Corp. in Wash- amazed by the callers' collective cry — I'm seeking a new job. Where A Richmond, Va., man, for in- ington, D.C, to seek a job in Miami, for help. do I start? stance, is tired of his job as a sales has been respondingto ads, sending "They're incredibly anxious," This was the dominant question manager and wants a job as a finan- resumes to corporations she's tar- eCLbCtic says Winfred Downes of Lee Hecht and one that got consultants fired cial analyst with the CIA or Defense geted and is networking with pro- Programs sponsored this week by the G.S.C. Campus Life Enrichment Harrison Inc., Stamford, Conn. up. "Job searching is a skill," says Department. A Baltimore woman fessional contacts in Miami. She's committee and thes&departments: "They don't know what they want or outplacement expert Kenneth says she wants to leave the finance also seeking help through a head- September 28 Music Department. Visiting Artist Series. how to go about getting it." Schonberg of Schonberg Associates world for fashion. And in Tulsa, a huntingfirm. Grimaldi'sjob search, Mary Akerman, guitarist. 8pm Foy Recital A Pittsburgh financial planner, Inc. in Cincinnati. "And these minister is looking for a new chal- our experts say, is doing fine. Hall. Information 681-5396. for instance, asked if making an people don't know beans about it." lenge in a career in fund raising. "You can't rent an airplane and impromptu appearance at a firm to October 17 CLEC. Performance artist CelesteMiller in Hundreds of callers—from blue- "I told him he's already got many fly over an area and blanket the ask for an interview is acceptable. "LOST AND FOUND IN AMERICA: Some collar workers to professionals with of the skills he needs," says Robert place with resumes," says Gri-. (Our hot line consultants say no.) A of the Stories" 8pm. Foy Recital Hall. multiple college degrees — said Minor of Drake Beam Morin Inc. in maldi. "The real effectiveness Savannah, Ga., musician wanted to they don't know how to begin their Washington, D.C. "He's managed a comes in focusing your needs and Information 681-5363. (A Performing Arts know if his resume should contain job search. A management consult- budget, supervised staff, raised talents and knowing which corpo- Series Event) short or long sentences. (Short is ant in Michigan who was earning a money for the church, trained em- rations to target." * All events are free to GSC students, staff, and faculity and paid for with funds from the Student Budget Committee preferred.) And a Charleston, S.C., six-figure income six months ago ployees and has overseen a physical through CLEC. The general public is charged for the CLEC Performing Arts Series, man blurted out that he hated his says he's been looking for a job for facility." The message: You may job but had signed a four-year con- three months. A retired Miami already have skills needed in a new tract. Dolphins football player seeking a career. Almost all the callers to the hot job in broadcasting didn't know On the other hand, don't expect CLEAN EAGLE COIN LAUNDRY & CARWASH line didn't want their names re- where to begin his job search. Nei- miracles when making a major ca- vealed. ther did a Pittsburgh woman with a reer turn. Be prepared to go back to What's odd, say our hot line doctorate in pharmacology. The hot school or to start at a lower level Complete Vending Center Pay Telephone consultants, is that so few callers line consultants advised her and than the position you're leaving. Drinks & Snacks Video Games Soap Dispenser Wash & Wax Laundry Bag Foaming Brush Soft Water Car Aides Vendor National News Briefs Waiting Area with TV Self-Service Car Wash New Coin Changer for $1, $5, $10, and $20

©Copyright 1989. USA TODAY/Apple coast. A battalion of 500 to 800 U.S. The prosecution rested its fraud College Information Network military personnel is expected to and conspiracy case in Charlotte, Coming Soon - Drop Off Laundry Service arrive Thursday to stop wide- N.C., Wednesday after calling 97 3 DIE WHEN "LANE hTTS RIVER: spread, unchallenged looting. witnesses. Defense lawyers made A USAir 737 jet en route to 230 Lanier Road Statesboro Square 'NIGHT STALKER' CONVICTED: another plea, rejected by U.S. Dis- Charlotte, N.C., crashed into the "Night Stalker" Richard trict Judge Robert Potter, to have East River after takeoff from La Ramirez, who was convicted of 13 the charges dismissed. Guardia Airport Wednesday night. murders and 30 felonies Wednes- MEETING BEGINS IN WYOMING: At 1:30 a.m. EDT Thursday, police day in Los Angeles, could receive a Soviet Foreign Minister Eduard confirmed three dead; at least 54 possible death sentence or life in Shevardnadze flies to Jackson survived. The plane carried 55 pas- prison without parole. Ramirez, 29, Hole, Wyo., Thursday with Secre- sengers and six crew. A fire depart- who demanded to be absent from HAVE YOU EVER WANTED ment spokesman said the Boeing tary of State James Baker for a court when the verdict was read by series of talks through Sunday. 737-400 skidded off the runway on Superior Court Judge Michael takeoff, hitting the water about Arms control, including the pos- Tynan, will be sentenced after the sible signing of an agreement allow- TO SATISFY 2,000 feet past the runway. penalty phase of the trial, which ing mutual inspection of chemical TROOPS GO TO VIRGIN ISLANDS: starts next Wednesday. weapons plants, and the possibili- President Bush ordered troops JIM BAKKER TRIAL CONTINUES: ties for President Bush's first sum- HUNDREDS OF HUNGRY to the U.S. Virgin Islands Wednes- Attorneys for Jim Bakker on mit with President Mikhail Gor- day as Hurricane Hugo barreled Thursday mount their attempt to bachev are high points. down on the U.S. southeastern keep the PTL founder out of prison. WOMEN??? NOW TAKING APPLICATIONS Gulfstream class enrolled at GSC FOR COOK POSITIONS!!! The 1989-90 freshman Corporation of Savannah to provide ment was donated through the MON-SUN 2-4 PM Gulfstream Scholarship class, 15 scholarship support for outstand- Georgia Southern Foundation. students who will each receive ing students and equipment en- The new students are: Jeffry $2,000 a year in support of their hancement in the Georgia South- Everett of Albany; Isaac Faulk of engineering studies, has enrolled at ern Engineering Studies Program. Eastman; Nathan Focht of GSC. This program allows students to Statesboro; Bradley Gatewood of The students represent the sec- complete two years of course work White; John Hoskins of Ellabell; ond class of scholars, joining 10 at GSC, then transfer to a full engi- Kevin Hutcheson of Adrian; Todd returning students from last year neering school to complete their Mclntire of Port Wentworth: Gre- who were the first to enroll in the degrees. gory Moser of Stockbridge; Melissa program in GSC's school of technol- $1.25 million has been commit- Nalley of Waycross: Chris Parkin- ogy. ted by Gulfstream to the program son of Savannah; Stephen Shikle of The Gulfstream Aerospace En- for 1988-92, including a state-of- Leesburg; Holli Smith of gineering Endowment was estab- the-art computer-aided design lab Waresboro; James Tucker of Alma: lished by Gulfstream Aerospace already in place. The Gulfstream Alan Waldhour of Rincon; and Aerospace Engineering Endow- Dorsey Williams of Cobbtown. October 3 8:00 p.m.

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Campus News Briefs SGA ELECTIONS FOR The SGA wants to encourage Each is designed to help students in master class of Andres Seovia Students may choose any one of everyone within the college commu- one of three areas ■—personal, aca- where she won praise for her tone, 5 languages French, German Span- nity to help the people of Charleston demic, or career development. clarity, and musical sensitivity. ish, Italian, and English. If selected Senators at large whose lives have been destroyed by The Personal Development A winner of the Casa de Espana students will spend one month in Hurricane Hugo. Workshop series opens on Wednes- of Puerto Rico competition and a Europe during the summer of 1990. Meeting to announce candidacy: Sept. 28 The Salvation Army has desig- day, October 4th at 4 p.m. with bronze medalist in the Concours All costs other than transportation nated the Franklin Chevorlet deal- What's Your Loving Style. International Radio France, she to New York shall be bourne by ISA. ership as the Statesboro drop-cen- The first academic workshop, holds her bachelors degree and The deadline for applications is ELECTION DAY: OCT. 5 ter for the Charleston relief effort. Time Management, will be held on masters degrees from the Univer- October 20,1989. Additional infor- The people of Charleston are in Wednesday, October 4th at 3 p.m. sity of Georgia and has done doc- mation is available in the GSC In- desperate need of bottled water, Career Values, the first work- toral studies at Florida State Uni- ternational Studies Program office staple foods, blankets, batteries, shop in the career development versity. located in room 4 of the Political For more info: call 681-5631 or 681-8080 or etc. series will be held on Monday, Octo- Ms. Akerman will perform selec- Science Building. Step by the SGA office in Room 1Q7, Williams Center Cash donations are also encour- ber 9th at3 p.m. tions by Manuel Ponce, Fernando aged so that the Salvation Army For further information or reser- Sor, Isaac Albeniz, Mario Castein- can purchase thee needed supplies vations call the Counseling Center uovo-Tedesco, William Walton, and that are not donated. at 681 5541 or write to L.B. 8011 Antinio Lauro. Anyone wishing to make dona- (reservations preferred but not re- This program is presented by the tions may do so by bringing them to quired). Georgia Southern Music Depart- Franklin Chevorlet or the SGA of- Classical Guitarist Mary Aker- ment with funding from the Cam- Rush Week Specials fice (Williams Center Rm.107). man will perform a free concert in pus Life Enrichment Committee as If delivery is a problem call 681- the Foy Recital Hall on Thursday, part of the Visiting Artist Series. 5631, 681-6305 or 764-8258. September 28. The International Studies Asso- Ms. Akerman is on the music ciation Scholarship Program in- All Shorts $9.95 Sport Shirts $22.95 The GSC Counseling Center faculty at Kennesaw State College. vites GSC students to participate in announces its workshop series for She has toured the U.S. under the their program. The program is open (except Duckheads) Flying Scotsman • Chaps Fall quarter 1989. There will be auspices of the Guitar Foundation to students ages 16-20 who score three separate series, each is free to of America, and has appeared on high enough on the ISA's language Values up to $42.50 Sero • Bay Street GSC students. Each series consists television and radio. In 1986 she test (a $25 testing fee will be im- of several one hour workshops. was selected to perform in the posed). Bay Hill

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George-Anne Now it's my turn to bitch! Since 1927, Georgia Southern's Official Student Newspaper If other student journalists can to be taken to make the situation I'm talking about, the one which no much more safer than it is now. one observes. Well, I even wit- Sandy Hanberry have columns in which they bitch Clint Rushing about unimportant, trivial situ- From the Why didn't food services inform nessed a campus security car fail to Editor News Editor ations on campus and in Statesboro editor's desk those students seeking new ID honor the sign. So why is it there if then I can, too. I don't intend to do cards that there were two separate police officers won't even use it? Not this every week; however, since I lines, one for returning students to mention that it is very inconven- Ai Allnoch Stacy Graham haven't done it yet, it's my turn to CLINT RUSHING and one for new students? Many ient to have to turn right there if Managing Editor Business Manager Lance Nizinski bitch! students stood in the wrong line you're going to Wendy's or Piggly Advertising Manager First of all, why do advisers (in like fools for twenty minutes before Wiggly. Yet another great bureau- the Blue Building) who advise those they found out which line was the cratic idea in the best interest of the students with undeclared majors right line. Imagine getting to the public. Pabulum!! often neglect to inform students of were for the course in the first place. desk and the lady telling you that Why is Algebra 151 a prerequi- certain prerequisites needed to Why in Zeus' great name do the you have to return to the END of the site to Accounting 251? Is factoring Salute to GSC Band take classes. It is quite a pain to authorities allow students to drive other line and wait another twenty used in accounting? What about the on campus? Is it going to take a minutes! It takes a lot of school spirit to sit through a hurricane to register for a class you have your Cartesian coordinate plain system? heart set on taking, pay sixty-five serious accident or even a fatality to Why don't the financial aid Isn't accounting adding and sub- cheer for a football team. On Thursday, September 21, dollars for the books for the class, convince the authorities that driv- checks ever arrive on time? If a tracting and bookkeeping? Then 16,449 people did just that. But many of those people were and then find out that you don't ing on campus is a stupid idea. student applies well in advance, why must one know algebra to take unable to take the non-stop wind and rain for the duration of have the qualifications to take the When you have 11,000 cars all has all the information correct on accounting? the game, and had to leave early. One group which deserves course. It is even more inconvenient going somewhere during a class the application, why can't the check These are just a few of the things commendation for their efforts is the GSC marching band. to have to go back to the same idiot change, no one gets to his destina- be waiting for him on registration I see which need attention. I don't who signed you up for this course, tion on time, many accidents almost day? Do the financial aid people claim to know the answers to all the Decked out in brand new uniforms (and rain gear too, of get another course you can take, go happen, people cuss each other for have to come up with the money? Do gripes; I just felt that since I could, course) they wore the game face through Hurricane Hugo through drop/add, wait in a line at driving too slowly, too fast, or just they need a loan? Why do fraternity I would shed some light on these and cheered the Eagles to victory once again. the bookstore longer than too inconsiderately. Driving on brothers wear caps with their greek situations. If this college is going to An entity at GSC which deserves more credit than usually Godzilla's tongue to return your campus is a problem that will get letters on them AND their jerseys become a university, the admini- given, the GSC marching band has been through lots of book for that class, wait in another worse as enrollment increases; and with the same letters on the same stration, students, and faculty have if the administration doesn't open day? They apparently do not realize changes, and has, in the past, taken some flack from the line just as long to buy the book for to take a good long look at the idiotic your new class, and then catch up its eyes and look around at this that they look like geeks when they antics that are going on and correct unofficial student newspaper. We at The George-Anne are on whatever you missed the first problem it's going to hit us all very do this* them. Anyone differing in opinion committed to the support of the GSC marching band and two days you spent in the class hard. University status is bound to What idiot put the NO LEFT or able to solve my griping problem hope that the student body at GSC thinks the same way. you're ineligible to take, all because bring in another thousand or so TURN sign on the stop sign at the is welcome to do so by writing me a Aside from the GSC cheerleaders, the GSC marching band is someone didn't take the time to fig- students. Driving on campus needs end of Forest Drive which leads on letter, or does anyone out there give the only spirit group that the football team can count on to ure out what the requirements to either be abolished or steps need to Fair road. You all know the one a damn? be at every home game of the quarter. Always set to play the fight song when GSC scores or enters or exits the field, the GSC marching band is spunky group of musicians which obviously will not be denied. For that attitude, we at The George-Anne salute the GSC marching band and henceforth pledge our support to the organization in its every effort to promote school spirit through the production of music. Cutout] SNL crew gone. . t^e Seer/ but not forgotten

By KAREN RIDGEWAY Hooks. Phil Hartman was remem- ©Copyright 1989. USATODAY/Apple bered by several callers ... but he College Information Network was called Dan and Bill as well as Phil. We checked. It's Phil. They're gone, but not forgotten. Both Steve Martin and Mr. Bill Think of Saturday Night Live, could have been contenders. But and we remember the legendary the sad truth is that Martin was a original ce. t from 1975-80, espe- frequent host, not a regular, and cially the late Gilda Radner and Mr. Bill isn't real. John Belushi. Neither is the Church Lady, but The two comedians swept our we gave her votes to Dana Carvey. call-in survey, each taking 18 per- These are some of the reasons cent of the more than 3,000 calls. callers gave for voting for a particu- Callers told us they thought lar cast member: Radner captured the hearts and — "Gilda Radner, probably be- laughs of SNL viewers with Rose- cause I've dated so many girls like anne Roseannadanna, Lisa Lisa Loopner." Loopner and Emily Litella, while — "John Belushi, because I look Belushi belted out the blues and a little like him." made bumblebee antennae famous. — "Mr. Bill, because his lips Other original SNL tallies: Dan don't move when he talks." Aykroyd, seven percent; Bill Mur- — "Jane Curtin, because she ray, six percent. Chevy Chase, who was so normal and everyday-look- left the show after one year, didn't ing. come near Radner and Belushi. — "John Belushi, because he Unfortunately, our selective didn't have to say anything, he just memories of those early years seem looked funny." to have almost blanked out Garrett — "My favorite thing on SNL Morris and Laraine Newman. was the Grateful Dead." Whether the first five years — 'I stopped 11 strangers on the were the funniest is a matter of street, and they all loved Bill Mur- opinion. But they are definitely the Hurricane spawns fine madness ray." easiest to relive. — "John Belushi. He was the It seems, wherever you look, to bring from home and spent all of oblivious to the fact that any one of And Warner Home Video's li- heart and soul of Saturday Night people are going crazy. Last week- their money for the month of Sep- those automobiles which they cut in brary contains 20 episodes from Live." end I witnessed many cases of tem- In Step tember. front of could leave an indelible 1975-80, along with "best-of" com- — "Chevy Chase, because he porary insanity as mothers and Soon the adjustment should be impression upon their person. pilations for Radner, Belushi, took news reporting to a new level. fathers stalked the aisles of a local With Sandy complete. I fully expect, that most Also, I am not entirely against Aykroyd and Chase. The level that we would all like to retail store in search of everything everyone who didn't go home last people acting crazy. I just don't But other SNL eras aren't with- see it done on the nightly news." anyone could possibly need for col- weekend will do so this one. agree with it when it can be danger- out their followers. — "Gilda Radner. She was Sandy Hanberry lege. I also expect, although it is ous or at least purposeless. I prefer Among the post-originals, our fresh, original, and no matter how Almost all of them were in a probably too much to hope, that sensible madness. I fully expect poll shows Eddie Murphy was the much I still want to cry about it, it hurry. Of course they had to slow Still neither of these compared everyone will have learned to drive that I will be one of the 20,000 or so funniest, taking 13 percent of the still makes me laugh." dovyn at the checkout lines because to the insanity crowd which as- with some regard for fellow stu- loud and sometimes obnoxious votes. Meanwhile, Joe Piscopo — — "I've missed it since it hasn't you just can't hurry someone who is sailed Landrum Center on Wednes- dents and pedestrians. people at the homecoming game often paired with Murphy in skits been on for quite some time." going as fast as they can. day, at times waitingin line for us to I, however, am not fool enough to and one of the 5,000 absolutely in- in the early 1980s — was hardly — "Martin Short, because Ed This madness continued into two and a -half hours just to get place all of the responsibility on sane people at the 38 Special con- mentioned. You can count Piscopo Grimley rules life." this weekend as many shoppers their face on a piece of plastic. those who drive automobiles on cert this homecoming. votes on one hand. — "John Travolta. No man, crowded retail outlets in search of Hopefully the madness is in campus. Some of the responsibility As for the current cast, a Jan that's not Saturday Night Live, any items which might be of use remission. By now everyone should must also be placed on those who Aarrgh, it is one in the morning. Hooks fan — maybe it was her that was Saturday Night Fever. either during or in the aftermath of have been to their first party of the insist on riding their bicycles Let me out of here. If I don't leave agent — tied up a phone line for Whoa, I'm sorry. Ill have to get back a hurricane. year, bought everything they forgot through traffic. These people seem soon 111 be in Milledgeville. hours casting vote after vote for to you."

Staff College Activities Board slates events With an action-packed fall quar- Club CAB is name brand comedy students in mind. DANIEL HOLLINGSWORTH, PHOTOGRAPHERS ter ahead, the College Activities or off the wall variety shows in a TWO WEEK PREVIEW—Sep- PAT MALONE Board would like to welcome you night club type setting. Shows last tember 25 through September 29— back to school; and to the freshmen approximately one hour and are CAB Awareness. CAB members BUSINESS STAFF and transfers, welcome to GSC! held in the Williams Center Coffee- will be available around campus to TOMMY COLE ADVERTISING REPRESENTATIVE This year, the College Activities house. Admission to the events is answer questions and recruit excit- DON MAILLHO CIRCULATION DEPARTMENT College Activities Board will be running a column in ens free, refreshments are served, and ing, eager, and courageous stu- The George-Anne to let students Board Update door prizes are frequently given. dents for CAB Committees. There is something for everyone, come PRODUCTION & GRAPHICS EDITORIAL SERVICES (PAGES) know what events CAB is planning. CAB movies—Blockbuster mov- volunteer! LISA TIPTON PRODUCTION MANAGER, PAGES Cab hopes this column will be a coordinator. Tammy Eason and ies are shown in the Biology Lecture Wednesday, September 27— LEIGH HORTON ASSISTANT MANAGER. PAGES valuable information link to the Angie Smith are responsible for all Hall (Friday at 8p.m. and 10 p.m. student body. films and special events. Concerts and Sunday at 2p.m. and 9:30p.m.) Chorkle at "We Can Make You Bill Neville, Student Publications Advisor This quarter CAB's theme, and coffeehouse events are handled with a one dollar admission fee. Laugh," held in the Biology Lecture The GEORGE-ANNE Is the official student newspaper of Georgia Southern College, Hall at 6:30 p.m. Admission is free, owned and operated by GSC students and utilizing the facilities provided by GSC. The "Breaking New Ground," reflects by Suzanne Acker and Tim Poore, CAB Special Events—A variety newspaper Is the oldest continuously published weekly newspaper In Builoch County the changing atmosphere through- and Vickie Davis is the Multicultu- of special events include the Street this is a two hour show with three and Statesboro. Ga. The Ideas expressed herein are those of the editor or the Individ- out the campus the new Union ral/Ethnic Program Coordinator. Dance, Volleyball Tournament, comedians and a chance for you to ual authors and do not necessarily represent the views of the Student Media Commit- win money and T-shirts as they try tee, the administration, the faculty and staff of Georgia Southern College, or the Uni- Building, University status, the CAB is always looking for volun- Homecoming, and Spring Fling. versity System of Georgia. The GEORGE-ANNE Is published twice weekly during the rapid increase in enrollment, and teers to help with events. Anyone These "theme" events, which are to make you laugh. academic year and twice during summer quarter. the new CAB team. The 1989-90 interested in helping CAB may usually free, are held in various Friday, September 29, at 8 p.m. OFFICE: Room 110, F. I. Williams Center. CAB consists of all new people, contact any member of CAB in room places around campus. All events and 10 p.m. and Sunday, October 1, MAIL: The GEORGE-ANNE, landrum Center Box 8001, bringing a sense of excitement. 103 of the Williams Center; call that the College Activities Board at 2 p.m. and 9:30 p.m.— For one Georgia Southern College, Statesboro, Ga. 30460. Kevin Boiling is the student direc- 681-5442 or send a letter to Lan- sponsors are open to the campus measly dollar watch Cybil Shepard PHONE: 912/681-5246 (News) or 912/618-5418 (Advertising) tor. Tony Kemp is the publicity drum Box 8063. community, but planned with the See CAB, continued from page 4 Tuesday, September 26,1989 p A I R S A L M A A P R S George-Anne i M M A T E R I A L P E R II ' p 0 P P Y S E E D s E N I D E R S T C A N D o T E S ■ L ■w 0 IV I R 7 I A C Y C H I ME R A N A M A T H | Puzzle solution from H 0 N E S T Y G N A S H E D E L E A 0 L E 0 page 9 F I X T u R E T H E N 0 S E New VW a bargain-basement Porsche? 0 Y L E D S R I P E N E R M A R ■ M A T E T A too surprising, given the narrow, A Y A ff c U R L S I B I D By ALAN VONDERHAAR G I B ©Copyright 1989, USA TODAY/Apple stiff sidewalls of the 195-50-VR15 E T A I L 0 \R M A D E 0 N L R D I N A R I L Y College Information Network tires. Y o Volkswagen Corrado 0 N E Y E M E T E S Overall fit and finish were very s « s ■ Don't think of the new Corrado 1 good, although there were quite a as a pricey Volkswagen; consider it few buzzy resonances in the cabin. Vital statistics I Judgment calls a bargain-basement Porsche. That, At speed, the Corrado was unusu- ATTENTION GSC CLUBS, ORGANIZATIONS at least, is what the VW marketers Base price: $17,900 Ride: Good ally quiet for a sports car. Insula- ENTRY FORM say. Price as tested: $19,750 Handling: Very good tion and sealingmust be quite good; KIWANIS OGEECHEE FAIR PARADE • MONDAY, OCTOBER 9, 1989 97.3 inches Lively The much-delayed Corrado is they're abetted by a fairly slippery Wheelbase: Acceleration: The 1989 Kiwanis Club Ogeechee Fair is scheduled for October 9-14, 1989. essentially a replacement for the 0.32 coefficient of drag. Overall length: 159.4 inches Braking: Excellent The Fair Parade assembly is to begin Monday afternoon, October 9, at 4 o'clock Scirocco. Like the Scirocco, it Instrumentation was well- Weight: 2,660 lbs. Fit and finish: Very good with a step-off time at 5 o'clock sharp. shares much in the way of under- placed and legible. A multifunc- Passengers: 4 Noise level: Low The Kiwanis Club would like to have an entry from.you. The entries can be pinnings with the bread-and-butter EPA mileage: 21/28 mpg Overall Impression: Poor bands, floats, individual or anything appropriate for the parade that you wish to tional LCD readout panel can be enter. If you do have an entry, please complete the following for and return to: Golf series — struts up front, trail- Engine: 1.8L supercharged 4 man's Porsche, rich man's cycled through time of day, outside Leland Riggs, 209 N. Edgewood Dr., Statesboro, Ga. 30458. Telephone: 681- ing arm and coil springs aft. temperature, oil temperature, Transmission: 5M fun car 3466 Some familial resemblance is elapsed time, average speed and Alan Vonderhaar/Gannett News Service PARADE FLOAT RULES evident from the outside, although 1. Applications must be filed with the Parade Chairman to qualify for prizes. cumulative mileage. Two modes are 2. Applications must be received by Monday, October 2,1989. the Corrado is much more modern- provided — most readings can be 3. Judges will be appointed by the Parade Chairman and certified by the Fair Committee. 4. Floats must be in Parade position at 4:15 p.m., October 9, 1989. looking with its smoother lines; viewed as cumulative since last 5. Float attendants are permitted but not necessary. Floats will be judged on overall appearance and the still, it looks a bit overweight in parade theme "Patriotism." manual reset or since last two-hour 6. Signs identifying floats as commercial or non-commercial will be furnished by the Parade Committee. comparison with the hard-edged ignition-off period. I'd prefer to see a 7. Prizes will be as follows: First Prize each category - $500.00; Second Prize each category - Scirocco. $300.00.All other entries if judged Creditable will receive $50.00. The judges decision shall constitute separate clock always available. creditability). There's a familiar sight under Controls for both radio and air TYPE OF ENTRY the hood, too: the venerable 1.8- conditioner were within easy reach, Band (Name) liter four-cylinder that powers eve- even with the seat all the way to the rything from Foxes through Golfs to back. Wipers and flash-to-pass con- Float (Sponsor) the old Scirocco. But there's a differ- trols are on stalks where they can ence: mounted just behind the grille be actuated without removing Individual (Name) is the supercharger, a device about hands from wheel. That wheel, by Other the size and shape of a two-pound the way, tilts to accommodate a coffee can. Number of persons to be entered range of driver configurations. - HII! A TRK7AR RELEASE A supercharger, like a turbo- innSUtttlTW W »MII v>i r*aMK* INC. Legroom was quite good, but Vi *»-"■"»iWtrrtrO I Telephone Signed charger, gets more power out of an headroom — for this 6-1 driver — engine by cramming more air and was just adequate. There are two Sponsoring Organization Address fuel into it. Both are essentially seats in the back that fold down to Biology Lecture Hall Sept. 29 8 & 10 p.m. pumps. The turbocharger is pow- make a capacious cargo area under Admission $1.00 Oct. 1 2 & 9:30 p.m. City ered by exhaust gases, the super- the hatch. Subcompacts generally charger by a belt running to the don't make good car pool choices. engine's crankshaft. Two ergonomic gaffes had me The purported advantage of a gritting my teeth. The power win- supercharger over a turbocharger dow switches are mounted on the is that it eliminates the "turbo lag" door within easy reach, but it was that plagues most turbo designs. very hard to figure which was which The turbo has to "spin up" to 50,000 and which way was up because of UI wasn't rubbing rpm or more before it has much their rather level contouring. And effect. The supercharger is locked the power-door lock switches were in sync with the engine and thus placed in the old-fashioned way on stands ready to deliver its boost it in-I just wanted the backs of the doors. almost instantly. One neat trick: By turning the Or so goes the theory. In the car key to the locked position in the Eddie to know I tested, the main difference seemed to be that there wasn't a driver's side door, one can lock the pronounced power peak such as one car AND raise the power windows. The cutest trick of all is the rear the score of finds with a turbocharger. The Corrado wasn't especially lusty spoiler, which raises a couple of below about 3,000 rpm, but from inches automatically at 45 mph, and then retracts as speed falls last night's garnet there on things happened rather more quickly, right on up to the below 15. It's said to reduce lift by 6,200-rpm red line. up to 64 percent at maximal veloci- The car didn't FEEL all that ties, which liein the 130-plus range. swift, although, with 158 horses Even with it lowered, rear visibility pulling 2,700 pounds, it moves from is marginal. Side visibility is also hampered by a rather fat rear roof stop sign to 60 in a claimed 7.5 pillar. seconds. The smoothness of the Anti-lock brakes (ABS) func- power delivery takes some of the tioned as they should in simulated drama away, which is not a bad panic stops. thing. Torque steer, the tendency of EPA estimates are 21 city, 28 the front wheels to get a mind of highway. I got 25.1 on premium their own under heavy throttle unleaded. application, was notably slight. For a base price of $17,900, the Handling was very good for a Corrado comes very well equipped front-wheel-drive car, although the — all the features mentioned above steering seemed a bit numb com- (except ABS) plus power mirrors, a pared to my old Jetta. Ride was firm six-speaker, 125-watt stereo cas- and minor surface disturbances sette deck and fog lamps. came through rather harshly—not

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©Copyright 1989. USA TODAY/Apple College Information Network Turner and Hooch QUESTION: My mother died 10 Advice dog owners can relate too only too years ago and her grave site is By Bill Johnson well. These scenes and other ones marked with a headstone large & Answers use broad humor to depict the life of enough to accommodate her name Did you have a dog when you a dog owner and the problems with were a kid? A mutt that got into dogs in general. with space for my father to be added by Jeanne Whittaker later. Several years later dad re- everything, but you still loved it af- Turner and the dog eventually married and he and his second wife terwards? If you did, then you are grow to love each other as they lived together until he died early going to love the new Tom Hanks track down the killer of Hooch's this year. movie Turner and Hooch, a hilari- owner and expose the illegal activi- Our problem is that dad's sec- to the other couple that could be a ous tale of boy meets dog, in which ties at the warehouse. ond wife asked that my. mother's less expensive but attractive acces- Hanks stars' as Scott Turner, a Hanks plays his part with his resignation as "beloved wife of be sory for their new home. Include a small town police chief in Washing- usual charm, displaying his popu- removed from the headstone. She note on the card so that they will ton State. lar movie persona, but the movie's said that because the stone is being know who you are, and a return The premise of the film unfolds real find is Hooch, played by a recarved i t is an appropriate time to address for them to know where to after an old man living on a pier newcomer named Beasley, an in- make alterations in the wording. send their thank-you note. complains about noises at night credibly ugly dog that acts better I was very upset when she made near a packing warehouse. When than most of the members of the this request and I want to know Q: My husband's son from a the man is killed the next night, the Brat Pack. what is proper in cases like this. — previous marriage lived with us only witness to the murder is his The one small problem with D.P.S., Lapeer from age 15 to 18. He came to us dog, a huge, one-hundred-pound Beasley makes him a scream to ANSWER: Because the head- with failing grades and we saw him mutt named Hooch. watch: his drooling. He drools eve- stone is a permanent memorial, graduate from high school with The first scene with Hanks and rywhere and anywhere, making inch which later generations might use honors. He's getting married and (£) Stereo radio with Mid-range: 4-6 Hooch offers an exciting introduc- horrible messes as he goes. The to trace their family history, the asked my husband if he would pay cassette or CD player. speakers designed to tion of the dog, and Hanks' reaction drooling is sometimes a bit much, information inscribed on it should for things such as flowers, liquor, Prices start at $200. reproduce high and low to it is priceless. but it belongs with Beastey^ char- be factual without being overly etc. The bride's family said they frequencies, such as vocals. The movie is flawed, however. acter and often produces situations sentimental. Itis entirely appropri- would pay for $8,000 of the wed- V£/ Crossover network: Splits Prices start at $75 a pair. Hanks' reasons for taking the dog that are quite enjoyable to watch. ate to use the words "beloved wife ding. We said we would contribute signal into high, mid-range and home with him are not clear. I Hanks and Beasley make a of in both of your father's wives' $4,000 and they can use it as they low frequencies, to be amplified Woofers: 8-18 inch mean, if the dog is a murder wit- wonderful team, much better than wish. © ness, why not put him in an animal last year's dreary K-9. Even though inscriptions. separately. speakers designed to My husband gave his son a list shelter instead of the police chiefs the ending is a bit of a horror, the This is a good example of why it Prices start at $99. reproduce low frequency of 40 people he wouldlike invited, of house? But that minuscule problem makers of the film try to compen- is unwise to choose terribly ornate sounds, such as deep bass. decorations and inscriptions when whom four are friends and 16 are is quickly overshadowed by the sate as best they can. employees (he owns a small com- si/ Amplifiers: Increase The woofers produce the stars' appeal. For a comedy in the most com- ordering headstones. At alater date the power (watts) to speakers. thumping boom sound these same flowery words might pany). His son did not invite any of Hooch wreaks havoc with mon sense, look no farther than Prices start at $99. associated with high-end appear in poor taste. Your mother's the friends and said he was not sure Turner's house, doing what any Turner and Hooch, a movie-goer's inscription is neither objectionable about the family. He also does not systems. normal dog would do—and what all best friend. \2) Tweeters: Small-size nor in poor taste and should remain want my two daughters, his step- Prices start at $100 a pair. as originally carved. sisters, ages 15 and 16, to come. No speakers designed to reproduce Q: Our daughter is going to col- children are to be invited. My hus- high-frequency sounds. lege in a few days, which is causing band is upset, hurt and embar- Prices start at $40 a pair. us some concern. We aren't worried rassed. We have discussed sending Vasln Douglas, Gannett News Service about her study habits — she is a the money but not going to the Source: SR Superstore r*HR Awareness very ^d student — but we are wedding. maJWWMJr September 25 - 27 concerned about how to prepare her My questions are: Should we go? Should we take our daughters even Student drunkenness to live in a dormitory setting. Be- pi I *;$*? i. 41 cause she is an only child she has though they are notinvited? Should m 'never had to share a room or bath- we confront his son? Should the two room. of us go and leave the reception remains a problem Can you give us suggestions early? We think his son is rude and CHB on call around the campus... come talk with By JAMES TOBIN ing and alcohol awareness will be about things we can tell her to pre- inconsiderate but perhaps it's his ©Copyright 1989. USA TODAY/Apple stepped up, and a moderation cam- us. Your chance to learn more about the College pare her for dormitory life and mother who is dictating who at- College Information Network paign called "0-1-3" will be publi- roommates? — G.B., Detroit tends. — A.P., Dearborn Heights Activities Board and join a committee. cized. A: The key to making this big A: Your husband's son is an After talking for months about The catch-phrase means: zero adjustment is accommodation. Tell adult, and problems should be ad- how to crack one of the toughest dressed in an adult manner. Your problems on campus — student drinks for underage students or "We Can Make You Laugh" her that consideration will ease her v into a new living arrangement with ° »ve a discussion drunkenness — Michigan State pregnant women; for others, no September 27 Biology Lecture Hall 6:30 p.m. more than one drink per hour or the minimum amount of friction. with his sou uuu go over the prob- University officials said they can three drinks per evening. Some suggestions: Wait until lems. First, among 250 total guests only try harder to do the same old things: enforce the rules with stu- her roommate shows up to decide there is surely room for 40 guests See Drunk, page 9 dents who get caught and persuade which bed each one takes. If one is proposed by the person who is pay- ing one-third of the wedding costs. the rest to go easy. preferable to both, they might agree The groom's step-sisters are not "We know we're not going to dry to switch at midterm. children; they are young adults the campus up ..." said Moses Make a mental note not to entitled to an invitation. Turner, vice-president for student monopolize the bathroom. Do not The discussion will reveal affairs and services. "But part of our GOOD SERVICE IS HARD leave personal belongings all over whether the groom or his mother is responsibility is that students the room and bathroom. making decisions. If it is his know there are rules and they must Your daughter should carefully mother, your husband can point out adhere to them." select her college wardrobe to fit the TO FIND, SO ARE that a wedding is no place to further At a campus press conference, limited storage space in the average a family rift. For everyone's happi- Turner told reporters what stu- college dormitory bedroom. It is ness, bad feelings must be set aside dents living in MSU dorms discov- doubtful that one room could ac- GOOD SERVERS to focus attention on making this a ered last weekend, the first of the commodate everything two young day the couple recall with pleasure. fall semester: Student staff mem- women want to take with them, so IF YOU THINK YOU ARE ONE, bers throughout the college's perhaps she should limit what she Because you both helped the young 17,000-student dormitory system takes to those things she will need man redirect his energies toward a COME APPLY NOW AT successful academic career, this is will be tougher about confronting between now and a holiday. When another opportunity to help him underage students who bring in she comes home she can exchange enter adulthood with dignity and liquor. some items for others. maturity. If he persists, do not ar- Under the new guidelines, more The trick is not to arrive at gue. Make an appearance at the offenders will be referred to the college with a mountain of luggage ceremony and skip the reception to MSU judiciary system, which pre- and no place to store things. Tell her signify your displeasure. — scribes penalties ranging from to coordinate outfits so that she will Send questions to Jeanne Whit- mandatory classes on alcohol abuse have everything she needs to com- taker, GNS Etiquette, Accent to expulsion. plete each outfit. — Dept., The Detroit News, 615 At the same time, MSU's staff QUESTION: We received an Lafayette Blvd., Detroit, Mich. will double its efforts to convince invitation to two sisters' double 48231. Letters will be answered in students not to drink excessively. wedding. One couple we don't know the column only. Existing programs in peer counsel- and my cousin's son is marrying the other girl. Do we give a gift only to them, or do we also give a gift to the couple we don't know? — M.R.V. ANSWER: A gift for the couple you know is sufficient. You may, however, choose to send a token gift

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Georgia Southern's seven sorori- I t/ JL.\ v*vf' ties'celebrated the annual "Bid Day" September 19 near Rosen- wald. Red Cross Blood Drive After five days of Rush, 330 bids were given as the new pledges liter- October 2 - Williams Center ally ran down the hill to their new sorority. 1:00 to 7:00 "This is a high number of bids," said«James Orr, vice president of Student Affairs. This year's quota was 68, a high amount compared to past quotas. Please Give! Last year's was only 58, and the pre- + + + + ceding years' were much lower. We Like Your Type - Blood that is. ■"The*amount is so high mainly because- of the growing student body," said Orr. ■ Each sorority exhibited wonder- ful spirit, marked by balloons and T-shirts for the new members and a THE EMPORIUM great deal of cheering. STATESBORO'S SHOPPING ALTERNATIVE "Although we were cheering for our new members, most of the cheering and yelling helped relieve the pension from the long and tiring hours spent on Rush," said one so- rorify; member. A barbecue sponsored by the Panhellenic Council for the sorori- ties took place at the Fairgrounds after the bids were given. GSC's sororities celebrated Bid Day last Monday (Photo:Frank Fortune) IV/!fclirc«llj:liIO]i]ltfslftl:ftM ANSWERS: 1. People doodle primarily because bolizes sex and aggression, and characterizes Do you doodle? Which face do-you prefer? they're bored, .according to Renee Martin. Those those who value achievement over emotional YES NO SOMETIMES D 0 that don't doodle don't want to waste time. But involvement and have a restless desire to move on. there are times when you're on the telephone or in Squiggie: Signifies imagination and indicates Do you prefer writing your name to •> \*^} V/~\ a long meeting when your mind wanders and your individuality and a rejection of routine. 6. A. "This is S making pictures? thoughts come out in the form of doodles. a serious face," Martin said. "This person has a sort 2. "People who write their own name are really of a.sense of humor, but is not quite certain as to ANNOUNCING A NEW LOCATION Do you fill in blanks spaces in newsprint Which doodle do you make? concentrating on themselves," Martin said. "People what'sgpingon." B. "This person is laughing, but 1607 CHANDLER ROAD or memos? who write as opposed to making pictures are his eyes are closed. He's remembering something, (1/3 block south of Dingus Magees) a attempting to be constructively active. People who but he has a sense of humor. C. "This person's Do you make boxes? do numbers, obviously, are numbers people eyes are open and he's laughing, so he's laughing FEATURING: ■0 interested in time, money and material. They might at whatever's around him." D. "This person is very • 500 Posters from Monet to R.E.M. □ have some big problem on their mind, or while depressed." 7. Flower: A very friendly and outgoing Do you prefer to start with a small figure they're daydreaming, you're looking at what they're symbol. Box: Shows action and constructive • Jewelry from around the world Which symbol do you prefer? and then add on to it? thinking of." 3. Some people fill in newsprint or thought. Cube: Symboli7es im/roHWtp ;■■ ■'■.-, • Clothing from India - Guatemala • Mexico ■ memos because they're bored. "Pure and simple," Triangle: An agg-^^ • California tiedyes and other tee shirts Do you take a large figure and break it Martin said. "Some doodle reference people will and aims.Circles: "■ Mho„ „..,., r _,„..,.,.,^ down9 say if you do it you're psychotic, but I do it and I works with others to build a common goal," Martin ■ Sunglasses - Buttons • Stickers 13 refuse to accept that." 4. Drawing boxes is a said. "If it was squares, it would mean working with • Records - Cassettes • Video Rentals • Books () A \ "constructive- type thing. This person is an action . others without thinking in terms of sensitivities." - Unusual selection of cards and postcards person," said Martin. 5. Circle: A symbol of love, Scribble: Symbolizes confusion. 8. Building upon a • Crystals • Incense • Black Lights representing affection, approval, camaraderie and figure shows you can take an idea and expand it. 9. • Grateful Dead merchandise playfulness in life. Square: Represents security ' I Breaking,-down a figure indicates you can take a Source: Test and answers from Renee and indicates a logical, practical approach and the large idea and break it into smaller parts. This Martin, Certified Document Examiner desire to build a strong foundation. Triangle:. Sym- person is good at details. 681-4441 • OPEN MONDAY - SATURDAY 10-6 w<-«, ~'\ ' ' " "' Mike Scott, Gannett News Service . Private colleges "vs. public Some schools spend 30 percent of of private school aid are grants — By PAT ORDOVENSKY their operating budget on student ©Copyright 1989, USA TODAY/Apple from federal and state government, appa Kappa Gamma aid. The average is 14 percent. The College Information Network private sources or the college. study also finds: One of every five grant dollars is — 17.7 percent of private school from the federal government; most students are minorities; 17.5 per- An average student pays just of the rest is in the form of tuition cent at public schools. $1,569 more for private college than discounts. — 32 percent are first-genera- public, though tuition is $5,000 Discounting goes on "for needy tion college students; 40 percent at higher, a study says. students. We all do it," says Rev. public schools. Says Rosser: "We're Aid closes that gap: Twice as William Byron, president of Catho- serving the same clientele." Kappa Kappa Gamma many grants, loans and subsidized lic University. jobs per student go to private cam- puses. "Everybody knows it's the place to go.' The National Association of In- Women's Fraternity dependent Colleges and Universi- Specializing in "Down-Home" Cooking. ties study shows these annual aver- ages: — Private school out-of-pocket invites you to an cost is $2,957; tuition $10,300. Corner of Public: $1,388; tuition $5,032. North Main and Open 7 Days — Private school aid per student Northside Dr. 6 a.m.-10 p.m. Open House is $7,343. Public, $3,644. — Private school median family income is $36,000. Public, $34,000. The survey shoots down "some popular misconceptions" that pri- vate colleges are "expensive places that the average student can't af- Tuesday, Septembver 26, ford," says Richard Rosser, associa- tion president. restaurant Almost two-thirds (64 percent) 1989 7:00 P.M. Wednesday Dining Hall September 27 6:30 p.m. Williams Building Biology Lecture Hall For more information, contact: Heather Hartman 681-5185 To register, visit: C/JB Student Affairs Office 8 George-Anne Tuesday, September 26, 1989

GSC shutsBy Matt Willis out MTSU in Hurricane Bowl' Sports Writer

Expecting a close game against THE YARDSTICK Sports GSC Middle Tennesee State, the Eagles First Downs 19 instead posted a 26-0 shutout Rushes-Yards 73-322 Thursday night. In fact, the Eagles Passing 25 Briefs had more problems with Hurricane Return Yards 0 Hugo than they did with Blue Raid- Comp-Att-Int 3-7-0 Punts 3-30.0 ers from Murfreesboro. Fumbles-Lost ©Copyright 1989, USA TODAY/Apple 4-3 Playing the first ever night game Penalties-Yards 8-52 College Information Network at Paulson Stadium, GSC domi- Time of Poss. 40:00 nated every facet of the contest. JOYNER PLANS TO SUE ROBINSON: MTSU 0 0 0-0 Even with a live national TV audi- GSC 10 10 0-26 Florence Griffith Joyner, who ence on ESPN watching and ter- won three gold medals at the 1988 rible weather conditions, nothing SCORING SUMMARY Olympics, says she plans to sue could rattle the Eagles. former 400-meter runner Darrell After MTSU fumbled on their GSC-Dowis23FG Robinson and Stern magazine for first play from scrimmage, it looked GSC-Thompson 1 run (Dowis kick) GSC-Dowis 26 FG libel after being accused of buying like it would be a GSC night. The human growth hormone. Robinson GSC-Dowis 31 FG Eagles recovered at the MTSU 36 GSC-Thompson 1 run (Dowis kick) implicated several athletes and and then drove to the 1-yard line, GSC-Dowis 24 FG coaches in a story in the West Ger- where Mike Dowis kicked a field A-16,449 man magazine, which reportedly goal to make it 3-0. Eight minutes paid him at least $25,000. later, Ernest Thompson scored on a 1-yard run. With the Dowis PAT, END TO FROSH ELIGIBILITY ASKED: GSC had a commanding 10-0 lead. A resolution from the NCAA The Eagles added two more Committee on Basketball Issues, if Dowis field goals in the second approved at the association's Janu- quarter to make it 16-0 going into ary convention in Dallas, would ask halftime. But even that score was the NCAA Council and Presidents misleading. The Blue Raiders Commission for a proposal to elimi- managed only 18 yards total offense Hurricane Hugo did not slowthe GSC defense against MTSU as they held the Blue Raiders to The top 20 teams in the Divi- nate freshman eligibility in Divi- in the first half compared to 212 just 67 total yards (Photo: Frank Fortune) sion I-AA poll of the National sion I men's basketball. The issue, yards for GSC. Collegiate Athletic Association likely to expand to all sports, could The second half would get no MTSU to just 67 yards total offense couldn't hang on to the football, we that helped out a lot." as conducted by the NCAA Divi- come to a final vote in January better for the Raiders as GSC con- for the game. The defense was also couldn't pass it, and we couldn't *Eagle quarterbacks Raymond sion I-AA Football Committee, 1991. tinued their domination on both aided by five fumble recoveries and kick it." Gross and Albert Huntley have yet through September 20. Al- sides of the ball. The offense added pass interceptions by Kevin to suffer an interception through though GSC appeared No.l in another 10 points on another Th- the Sports Network poll, the RING MAGAZINE RETURNS TO RACKS: Whitley and Randall Boone. GAME NOTES: four games this season. Both quar- ompson TD and a record-tying ♦ NCAA only ranked them third Ring Magazine, long known as Head coach Erk Russell could Fullback Joe Ross gained 182 terbacks have thrown one touch- fourth field goal by Dowis. not say enough about his defense. yards rushing. This marks the 11th down pass apiece. preceding the game with "The Bible of Boxing," will return to Middle Tennesee. However potent the Eagle of- "Our defense just played super. Our 100-yard game of his career, and ♦Senior strong safety Randall the newstand Oct. 24, under the fense was, the defense shined guys looked quick out there .... get- also beat his previous career high of Boone has four interceptions on the direction of new owner Stanley 1. Eastern Kentucky 2-0-0 equally as bright. They limited the ting in the backfield. You couldn't 160 yards, set last week against season. The Southern defense has Weston. The magazine had ceased 2. North Texas 2-0-0 MTSU offense to just 49 yards in ask any more from our defense." Florida A&M. Quarterback Ray- nine interceptions collectively. The publication in May. "I couldn't let 3. GEORGIA SOUTHERN 3-0-0 the second half, with 45 of them MTSU coach Boots Donnelly mond Gross had 111 yards rushing, single season record is 22 from the old girl die," says Weston, who 4. Holy Cross 2-0-0 coming on one run. Ledby defensive shared similar thoughts. "We just marking the first time two GSC 1984. 5. Furman bought the rights in late August 2-1-0 end Giff Smith and linebacker got a good whipping from an aw- backs have gained over 100 yards in ♦Ernest Thompson, senior slot- tie. SW Missouri St. 3-0-0 from Ring Publishing Company. 7. Marshall Darrell Hendrix, the Eagles held fully good football team. We the same game since November 26, back from Louisville, now has nine 3-0-0 1988. touchdowns for '89. he trails Eagle 8. Arkansas State 1-1-0 *Kicker Mike Dowis had four great Tracy Ham by 50 points on the 9. Maine 3-00 10. Delaware field goals to tie a single game rec- all-time GSC scoring list. E.T.'s two 2-0-0 tie. NE Louisiana 2-0-0 Gaining weight ord shared by Tim Foley. He also TDS gave him 212 career points. 13. James Madison 2-0-1 Average weight of consensus all-americans as listed by the NCAA. added two PATs to keep his con- ♦Thursday night's shutout and 14 Boise State 1-1-0 secutive PAT streak alive at 40. the previous shutout of Florida 15. Murray State 2-1-0 "I was a little nervous," Dowis A&M mark the first back to back tie. William & Mary 2-0-0 said. "I missed my first one (earlier shutouts for GSC since the last 17. Stephen F. Austin 1-1-0 this year) and Coach Spurgeon got game of 1983 and the first of 1984. 18. Jackson State 2-1-0 on me. It was difficult. We got three It was the first MTSU shutout since 19. W. Kentucky 2-1-0 field goals going with the wind and 1986. 20. 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By Eddie Coleman yet to prove themselves to head "These two have really good speed. our office, Room 110 Williams Center, Sports Writer coach John Rafter. "They are play- They make a lot of exciting things ing like individuals and not as a happen," explained Rafter. team," Rafter said. Other players to watch will be and pick up an application. At 4 p.m. Wednesday GSC's soc- GSC played to a 1-1 with Au- two returning juniors: sweeper cer Eagles will face a tough Trans gusta College Friday when Darryl Scott DeAmbrose and stopper Jay America Athletic Conference Watson scored with only 5:13 re- Dingbaum. The goalkeeper for the The George-Anne (TAAC) foe, the Bears of Mercer maining in the game. Eagles is freshman Erik Johnson. University. The Eagles are led by senior and The Eagles, although a young A Tradition Ahead The Eagles, who posted a 1-2-1 three-time all-conference forward team, should be a threat to all record before this past weekend's Watson. At the other forward spot i s TAAC opponents. tournament at Georgia State, have first-year player Brian Ledford. 3Rtp Is m That's right, rip us off. Classified ads are ALWAYS free in The George-Anneto students, faculty and staff. Have something to sell? Need a roommate? Have a "personal" message?Fill in your message (in 25 words or less) in the boxes below, and send it in. That's all there is to it. Send it to The George-Anne, Landrum Box 8001, GSC, or bring it by our office at room 110 of the Williams Center. No free commercial listings, please. And, no phone calls. At these prices, we don't take dictation.

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Student: Kelly Matheson Course: Anthropology 101 Inslructor: Professor A. Osserman

The Neanderthals: A New Look at an Old Face

in the beginning*.. 1.2 ■ Anthropologists crawl around on their bands and knees, sifting through piles of rubble, slate, and bedrock looking for bits, and pieces of ancient human bone. After collecting hun- 1 dreds of bone fragments, some barely larger than small rocks or pebbles, these scientists make broad, sweeping assertions about how this, that:, or the other part of human anatomy looked one, two, or three million years ago. Understandably, considering the amount of evidence that they have to work with, anthropologists occasionally make mistakes. In the case

of Neanderthal man, they made a doozy. For, unlike the com- Above: A Neanderthal skull Notice the isgutei\%. mon representation, Neanderthal man was not a beetle- large cranial capacity and massive iaws. browed, hunch-backed, knuckle-dragging, muscle-bound savage at: all. In fact, if recent findings prove correct, he more closely resembles a hroad-forebeaded, long-armed, buff mental midget like those found in todays weight rooms. Granted, it's not a heck of an improvement but it's one that warrants further discussion and research.

ti* sapiens—Myth or'fiction?''

At one time, before the theory of gravity existed, it was thought the earth (being fiat as a pancake) was supported in mid-air on the shoulders of a giant, who in turn stood squarely

of toj****^ on—you guessed it— the back of a tremendous tortoise.

this: The point being, human progress is based on scientists righting the intellectual wrongs of the past. In which case, today's anthropologists have their work cut out: for them, For, as scien- tist Jim Avery recently stated in the Weekly National Star,'"Our