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By Howard Breuer A new burn center for University Hospital, which cost New York State $1.3 million to open was dedicated yesterday afternoon in the gallery of the Health Sciences Center. The dedication was attended by hundreds of people including hospital emplyees and administrators, local members of police and fire departments, as well as local senators, assemblymen and other legislators. University President John Marbuger opened the ceremony. "We are the only (burn center) in Suffolk County" he said. "The center should be fully open by the end of 1985. By that time, we hope to hire a thousand more people onto the hospital's staff." "A million and three hundred thousand dollars- that's the same figure as the amount of people living in Suffolk County," said John Gallagher, chief deputy of the Suffolk County Executive's office. - With the new burn center, ambulance crews will A University Hospital nurse shows off the equipment for the new Burn Unit, the first of its kind in Suffolk County. save up to an hour, perhaps more, of critical transport The Burn Unit was dedicated in a formal ceremony yesterday attended by hospital employees, administrators, state senators and assemblymen, and others. time by no longer having to bring severely-burned Statesman/HowardSta»«sman/u r Breuerr» patients to burn centers in Nassau County and New members associated with its initial six-bed operation. patients are disinfected and treated with anti- York City. It is located on the fourth floor of the University Hos- bacterial creams. "Since Prometheus stole fire from Zeus, man has had pital. There are eight specially equipped patient rooms The most impressive part of the tour was the compu- to deal with it," said Harry Soroff, chairman of the located just feet away from the computerized nursing terized control center, a part of "the most extensive department of surgery in Stony Brook's School of Med- control station. data management system in the world," according to icine and a specialist in burn treatment programs. At the conclusion of the ceremony, groups of guests Joseph Dyro, another member of the burn center staff. "Fire can help man or induce excruciating physical set out on tours of the new center. The first tour group The computer is linked up to the emergency room and and psychological pain...". Soroff went on to describe was led by Soroff and some of the nurses in the center, other parts of the hospital, as well as other burn cen- advances in technology on burn treatment and new and included in the personnel of the group President ters across the country. microsurgical techniques being used at the hospital, Marburger, John Gallagher, State Senators Ken La- The-last part of the tour, and any patient's stay, is a such as growing artificial skin. Valle and Jim Lack, Assemblyman Bianchi, Hospital nutritional management system, where patients are Soroff had experience in burn treatment programs Vice President, Howard Oakes, Marvin Kuschner, given various forms of vitamins and medicine all to aid at institutions including the U.S.Army Burn Center at dean of the School of Medicine, Fire Marshall Bill for a speedy recovery. Fort Sam Houston in Texas before coming to Stony Schultz and others. William T. Newell, executive director of the hos- Brook in 1974. "The clinicians running the unit will be The tour started in the preparation part of the pital, said the new burn center "will be well-staffed the same individuals simultaneously involved in ad- center, where patients that are admitted check in and and well-equipped to deal with the severe, traumatic vanced medical research," said Soroff, providing an get cleaned up. Then they go to treatment rooms, injuries associated with burns and smoke inhalation." organic treatment/treatment mix designed to facili- which feature advanced machinery such as a Broncho- The new center will fill a large gap in health care for tate excellent patient care and generate new knowl- scope, which can withdraw smoke from the tracheal out region as the first burn center serving all of Suffolk edge about the very complex medical challenges in bronchial tree in people with smoke inhalation. County and as a new center expanding the current treating burn and smoke inhalation injuries." Then there is a hydrotherapy room, which features burn treatment capability of the entire New York City The new burn center will have about 50 staff huge steel tubs that are lined with plastic. Here the metropolitan region."

:|- - - Stude nts Se e New College Guide as a Joke By Tim Lapham 'Stony Brook may be the only university in America with a dorm 'named after Jim i Hendrix' said Lisa Birnbach, author of the recently pub- lished "Lisa Birnbach's College Gu ide." Birnbach. who is also the author of such books as "The Preppie Handbook," visited Stony Brook's campus last spring and gave a review that many students and staff con- sider questionable. In addition to her comment about the Hendrix dorm, Birnbach also makes comments about the faulty de- sign of the newer buildings on campus. "The concrete for the [Stony Brook] Union was meant for the lecture center, so now the lecture center Statesman Robby Schwach i8 bomb-proof. Bimbech quoted z Fred Petron, Harry Johnson and Geog* Rhinheart enjoy a br af*tr clas-s at the Rainy Night Hou- a few weks ago. iStony Brook Sudent s sqyingeIt iL PfrWon rmarked on Us linbach's claim in her new "CoNle Guide" that th r is no pres to attend classes "Som- commen lioke thiu that elicited the _^ *are too laqp, and th^ is a problem with TAs but th is pressu to *ttnd cts hthis like that e te d t

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IPresident Re agan faced vigorous mastered the facts. The fact is that hecklers chanting "warmonger" and Walter Mondale after four years of not "liar" at a West Coast rally yesterday, as being in the White House has a better Democrat Walter Mondale told voters in command of defense and foreign policy the Midwest that the Republ ican incum- than Ronald Reagan, who has for four bent is trying to associate himself with years sat on top of the most powerful "any Democrat who is dead." national security apparatus in the free Mondale, still trailing in the polls world," she said. Earlier in Litle Rock, after two debates with Reagan, ad- Ark., she denounced "the extremists mitted the Carter-Mondale administra- who control the Republican party." I tion had failed to help financially Her opponent, Vice President George strapped steel companies, but he added Bush, visited a dairy farm in Mondale's that the industry had suffered even home state, Minnesota, but was haunted more under Reagan. by questions about a CIA manual which "Let's forget the past," Mondale told advised Nicaraguan rebels on the selec- an enthusiastic crowd in Youngstown, tive use of violence to "neutralize" Ohio. "Let's admit none of us have done opponents. what is needed for this region. The ques- "The president's not avoiding ever tion is who will be the better for this taking responsibility under the old -region, me or Reagan." captain-of-the-ship theory," he said. "I Democratic vice presidential candi- think in the final analysis, I guess the date Geraldine Ferraro invaded Rea- responsibility for everything rests with gan's home state- for three days of the president. I've never seen a man who intensive campaigning, declaring in ultimately will take responsibility for San Diego that the president "has not things like the president." CIA MaInual Recalled tr i gt4e o e s v rl t o s n Washingrton- The CIA has ordered a trying to recover several thousand "full recall" of its controversial manual printed copies of three versions of the for Nicaraguan rebels and is asking that manual. He said only about two dozen of its contents, including advice on "selec- the original uncensored edition remain tive use of violence" to "neutralize" go- in existence, with about 12 in Wa- vernment officials, be ignored, the spy shington and 12 in Central America. A agency has told Congress. copy of one of those originals was ob- Sen. Patrick Leahy, (D-Vt.), a Senate tained by The Associated Press. Intelligence Committee member, said During Monday's briefing, CIA ofi- yesterday that he was informed of the cials told members of Congress qthat recall by CIA officials Monday night. A some deletions were made from the orig- committee source said the CIA also inal manual produced last October, but mentioned the recall of all copies du- that all editions- including one approved rinmg a three-hour briefing of the panel at CIA headquarters- contained refer- earlier Monday. ences to using violence to "neutralize" eahy said theCIA,inorderin ga"full Nicaraguan government officials. Pres- recall," is telling rebels that the manual ident Reagan had asserted during Sun- "is inoperative and should be ignored." day's presidentital debate that pages He said the rebels are being instructed dealing with assassination were re- to follow another book containing a code moved. He added that 12 copies of the of conduct that reflects traditional original with references to such violent Guidelines of war. acts "some way...got down there." The committee source, who insisted CIA spokesman Patti Volz continued on anonymity, said the agency was to refuse -any comment about the manual. SalvadoranTi e0 rs Kied -u CopterCoaerash Cinfegs ai eeron aoad h San Salvador, El Salvador- Two Cienfuegom said everyone officers considered aboard the to be among the helicopter was killed, including Lt Col. finest field commanders in the Salvad- Domingo Monterossa, commander of oran army were killed yesterday when the 3d Infantry Brigade; Col. Napoleon their helicopter crashed in guerrilla- Herson Calite, who heads the. Com- onctrolled territory, a military spo- nandoe Brigade in Morazan province; kesman reported.= - MAJ. Jose Armando leaderAzmitia, of e Col. Ricardo Cienfuegm told a news the U.S.-trained Atlactl battalion, and cxonference eight military men were Maia Nelson AlejAdro Rivas. The kmasof -killed in the crash, which was almost Monterossa and AzmitiaX was severe certainly" due to mechanical failure. llow to the army. Many military ob- The rebel's clandestine Radio Ven- servers said Monteroka was the army's ceremos claimed guerrillas shot the he- top field commander, and Azmitia had licopter down in northeastern Morazan been selected to head the 1,200 province. soldiers of the Atlacatf, who have reived special training in antii-uerilla warfare. 2 STATESMA WIdndy. Octur 24, 194 Carrel Use Studied; Units May Be Remove d

By Julie Hack lellport. Of Franics's tentative plans to Where you study today might decide ill the carrels completely, Smith said: where you are able to study in the I think it would be a mistake to take future. way any space berfore an alternative Plans to destroy the last of the pace is provided." Smith said that library's private study-carrels were dis- xpanding the book stacks is one closed by the Campus Operations office Alternative. last Friday, but this decision may be Francis, however, called the potential reversed if the office can determine ieed for study space a "self-correcting within the next few weeks that "enough Problem." If the carrels are nixed. "Stu- students are using the carrels," accord- Ients will find another place to study," ing to Robert Francis, vice president for ie said. Campus Operations. In the meantime, students study in the "In the long run, we want to get rid of lark. None seem to be aware of the car- the carrels," Francis said in an inter- rel's possible doom, and relatively few view last week. Calling the carrels a iave bothered to complain very loudly "romantic concept," Francis said then ibout the lighting situation. Instead, that the 540 separated cubicles on the many students nave resigned tnem- library's fifth-floor "are not used," and Stony Brook senior Kyu S. Cho studies in the fifth floor library carrels. Robert Francis, vice selves to limiting their study-time in the that they will be completely removed in president for Campus Operations, said that unless the carrels are used more, they may be carrels to the daytime, when sunlight removed. three to five years. compensates for the absence of artificial Citing a study of the carrels done in visit to the library's fifth-floor this bathrooms so that they can use them in light. In a random count of 88 carrels at the spring of 1982, Francis said that semester he found "no one there," he has the carrels. midday last week. 47 were obviously only 10 percent of the carrels are used. since postulated that "lighting a couple "I find broken glass all over the occupied. All those occupied contained This study preceded the decision to of hundred carrels may attract stu- place." Cooper said. "It's from students windows. remove the 165 carrels on the fourth- dents." Francis said he is reconsidering who don't know how to put the bulbs in "It would be nice to see lights here," floor of the library in order to make the popularity of the carrels because a right." said graduate student Michael Bartos, room for more offices in the summer of group of students recently requested Fehling said he expects to receive a as he made his way out of the carrels 1982. "No one complained about the more lighting. In apparent contradic- shipment of 3,000 bulbs in about a while the sun set. Vartos, an economics fourth-floor," Francis said last week of tion with last week's statement that the month, 150 to 300 which are slated for major from Germany, said that he stu- the 1982 destruction. "It will happen carrels "may never get bulbs," Francis the carrels. dies in the carrels because "it's the only again." said this week that his office will con- Library Director John B. Smith said place that's silent- the restof the library But recent complaints from students duct a "before and after study," to see he is unaware of any plans to convert the is so noisey." about the lack of light bulbs in the study whether or not lit carrels draw more entire fifth-floor into office space. Engineering major Bill Flugrath has carrels this semester have prompted students than dark ones do. "There are plans to convert a small sec- another solution to the lighting prob- Francis to rethink the fate of the fifth- "It's dark as hell up there," said tion of carrels into offices," Smith said. lem. "I found some light bulbs in the floor. library custodian Don Cooper, who Forty-four carrels were removed this library and hid them behind some Due to monetary problems, the Uni- recently counted all the bulbless carrels summer and 50 more will be removed in junk," Flugrath said. "I think it's a bad versity has no replacement bulbs for any and calculated that 1,700 bulbs are the next few months, according to idea to close the carrels, I study here buildings on campus, according to Ken missing. Building Manager Ron Loh- Donald Cook, Assistant Director for every night," he said. Fehling, director the service builidng at man said the number is closer to 1,100 Library Public Service. Smith said the Polity President Rory "Hawkeye" the Physical Plant. With nothing but for the whole library,but added that space may eventually be occupied by the Aylward said he was unaware of any some dim emergency lights overhead, even this figure "is a fair amount." The Long Island Library Resources Council, plans to remove the carrels, but added the study-carrels have been left in vir- problem of missing bulbs, Cooper said, an organization that operates delivery that "If enough students complain about tual darkness. is compounded by students who are and borrowing services for the universi- it, I don't think the administration will Although Francis argued that in a stealing light bulbs from the library's ty's library and is currently located in want to cause a bru-ha-ha over it."

Campus H ec klers Ho und Reagairt.J Mondale

By the C.Uek Prv Serpvi similar," he said. "Some of the same words are continued to speak.] Walter Mondale's supporters, seemingly as hear- misspelled." A private Republican group, the Leadership Insti- tened as they are upset by their candidate's recent [The Associated Press reported that yesterday Pres- tute, headed by a former aide to Ronald Reagan, held a reception on college campuses, are charging Republi- ident Reagan faced vigorous hecklers chanting "war campaign seminar for young people in Washington in cans organized student disruptions of recent Mondale monger" and "liar" at a rally on the campus of the August, and trained students to disrupt Mondale cam- speeches at Southern Cal, the University of Texas at University of Portland,Oregon. pain appearances, said Davird Schauer. 24, who at- ,Arlington and the University of Illinois. "Dump Reagan" and "We don't want your war in tended the seminar. "The evidence is strong to suggest [the heckling and Central America" were two of the shorts from oppo- Schauer, who now works for a Democratic congres- disruption of Mondale appearances on campuses] is an nents who managed to get inside the lecture hall. sional candidate in Iowa, said students were instructed organized political effort," said Bill Morton, president One of the anti-Reagan sighs said,"The finger on the how to position themselves within crowds to draw at- of the National College Democrats in WashingtonD.C. botton is senile." At least two anti-Reagan demonstra- tention away from Mondale, how to write placards to "A majority of signs [on different campuses] are very tors were forcibly evicted from the hall as Reagan (continued on pieq .5) Despite Obj e ctions, VP Rac e Ruled Valid

By MitcheU Horowitz the matter. At the meeting, she pro- When reached last night. Polity Presi- there was "no concrete evidence" of The Polity Judiciary last night in a duced a "show cause" order from the dent Rory "Hawkeye" Aylward said he wrong doing and board Chairperson close vote decided to validate the recent state Supreme Court Barring Year- had heard about Anderson's legal ac- Tina James said. "It is not our job to hold vice presidential election in which en- wood from acting as vice presidentuntil tion, but it was "nothing I'd be prepared an investigation." didate Joyce Yearwood won by two next Wednesday's decision other than, to comment on." He said he had not per- The judiciary last night decided to up- votes. "I think the [state] judge's actions speak sonally spoken with Polity's lawyer yet, hold the election board's approval of the for themselves..... In the meantime, but intended to do so today. election. But, the vote was narrow, with The judiciary voted to uphold the until the hearing, she (Yearwood] can't two members voting to disregard the Polity Election Board's prior validation act as vice president." Anderson ob- The dispute originated after an elec- election board's decision and for investi- of the Oct. 6 contest between Yearwood tained the "show cause order from her tionu board recount of the vote deter- gating further, three members voting to and her challenger, former Polity Se- attorney, who obtained it from a branch mined that Yearwood had won by only approve the board's decision, and one cretary Belina Anderson. Despite And- of the state Supreme Court in Riverhead two votes. After Yearwood was instated abstention. erson's complaint that 13 of votes in that yesterday. It states that Polity must as vice president, Anderson complained John Perry, vice chief justice of the election were not acncompanied by signa- show proper cause that election was that 13 votes were unaccompanied by judiciary, said, 'The evidence presented tures the judiciary ruled last night that properly conducted. signatures, a point she felt the election was not substantial enough to merit in- an invesgation was not warranted. board mistakenly overlooked when they validation of the election and we there- Anderson, however, announced her The Polity lawyer. Camillio Gianaa- decided not to investigate the matter fore uphold the decision of the election intensions to pursue legal action over tasio, could not be reached for comment. further. The election board claimed board to validate the election."

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(contin ued from page 1) with Birnbach when she visited most common student complaint about campus. her book. She wrote her college guide Another common student complaint the same way she wrote "The Preppie about Birnbach's review was that much Handbook," primarily as a joke. 'It [the of what she wrote was not very valuable guide] is mildly amusing but you can't information. Comments such as "A me- take it seriously," said Bonnie Mann, an diocre student in a place like this will undergraduate at Stony Brook. stay mediocre, but an excellent sutdent Birnbach's most striking error, most will excel," are common throughout her students felt, was when she said, "Stu- review. 'IThat statementlis redundant dents don't feel pressure to go to class and useless, like most of her informa- every day." Students were adamant tion," said student Fred Peterson. about her complete lack of factual infor- About the only statement that mation in her statement. "Her statistics Birnbach makes that sutdents agree are innacurate," said student Donna with is, "It is common to get a TA Sheehan, as she did her homework in the [teaching assistant] who does not speak Rainy Night. "You have to talk to more English." Anyone who has taken a than five students if you want a good number of courses in the applied picture of a college." sciences (Math, Physics, Biology, and When Birnbach does get around to Chemistry) is quite aware of this fact. describing relevant campus issues most 'This is a problem at any large univer- everything she says is either very nega- sity," student Bonnie Mann said. tive or very out of proportion, students At the end of her review Birnbach has say. "It is mostly pot here with a little a quick reference section where you can coke," Birnbach said in reference to the find interesting facts about Stony Brook drug situation here. Drugs do exist on at a glance. It is common among college campus but there has not been large guids to include "Best Pizza's" and "Fa- drug busts on campus for years. "I take vorite Drink." Students felt, however, drugs...," said one student. 'There are that it was not necessary to add the drugs here, but no more than any other statements "Favorite Drinking Game: colleges." Drink until you puke". None of the stu- Birnbach also mentions the large dents interviewed felt that you could commuter population. While this piece make a good comparison of colleges of information by itself could prove based on what types of drugs were The Hard Luck Student Life.... useful to many people she lists it under available. "Worst Things About School." "Too At the end of the book, Birnbach has a Stefanie (left) and Renee (right)- no last names please- sipping champagne in the many commuters is not a problem, too "List of Lists" in which Stony Brook is hot tubs at Tokyo Joe's dance club Friday night. Organizers say it was the first little housing is," said Joe Caponi editor sited as having the "Biggest Chemistry time a Long Island college supplied iacuzzies forits guests. of The Stony Brook Prey, who met Building (in the world)." I BUmE

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DIRECTORS - Letter.S -- News Director Howard Breuer Another point Editorial Page Director Mitchell Horowitz I'd like to clear body. How can an election be valid with Mr. Bidermann Arts Director Scott Mullen I History of is: How do you when 13 votes were not accom- Sportt ODkctor Jim Passano explain the fact that they sold out a panied by signatures on the name Photo Director Rock-n-Roll Dor en Kenneaj show in our gym in only one day? list? It is felt that not only should the Asociate Busines Manager Dave Owen I This is a feat no other band has ever votes have been thrown out (which To the Editor: EDITORS0 'donehere. Unfortunately I was un- they were) but a new election Sports Editor Jeff Eisenhartt able to procure for this occasion the should be held. The Election Board Photo Editor This letter is addressed to the Steve Kin fine talent of another band in the has not moved to hold a new elec- issue of Mr. Bidermann's review of shadows here on Long Island. Con- tion but has to validate this one, ASSISTANT EDITORS I the new Zebra album in the Oct. 10 Assistant News Editors Stephanie trols outside of my reach as a stu- which appears to be illegal. What Hyde, Tim LaphamI issue of Statesman. Although I Assistant Arts Editor Paul Heilkerr dent prevented the signing of other things has Polity done which Assistant Sports must commend him on his critique Editors Denise LaVopa, Lisa MiceliI Ruffkut (Long Island's current band were not according to their by-laws style, I disagree with his outlook 1. in demand). Possibly in the future or policies. Polity must run ac- BUSINESS ASSISTANTS0 towards rock-n-roll. Billing Manager the Ballroom may host such as- cording to policies set up by the Chris Maryanopolis 'I'vebeen a long time fan of the Comptrollr Jack Franco piring, eager and energetic talent S.U.N.Y. Chancellors office. National Advertising Manager band Zebra since the days of Ham- Michelle Lee that Long Island is famous for. On Weds. 10/10 the election On-Campus Circulation Manager Geoff Reiss merheads in Commack and the Payroll Manager In summation. Zebra is Zebra. board held a recount and did not Marty Shapiro Mad Hatter (now Spanky's) of Don't try to fit them in a groove validate the election that night. The BUSINESS Stony Brook. These fine artists 01 unless that groove is ready to rock. Polity Council choose to allow Advertising Director James J MackinI have come a long way. They're in Advertising Artist Take their non-commerical music Joyce 'ryna PittI transition yes, but the heart of rock- Yearwood to vote and listed Typesetters Ruth M Wofferd. Brian Caffrwo I seriously in light of today's dump of her in the minutes as Vice Presi- Production Manager n-rol is still there. Alan Golnickk MTV music. dent. After they were approached Secretary Diane BSttlerr 'Their music represents the free they untampered with sound that makes BillBamos removed her from the minutes fEDITORIAL STAFFI Junior, up the art Veteran Rock-n-Roller and did not allow her to vote. This is News Writers Patricia Hall, Elizabeth in rock-n-roll. The music Rand. Jeff Leibowitz. Cathi Antonelli.i. mismangement since the election Holly Phillips, Jeavine Kane. George Bidermann Arts Writers Ellen Breidner. reflects upon the roots of rock-n- Dennis Britten, Bonnie Rowe, LB oRfinSports Writers Melanie Harrison1. roll rather than try to imitate. They was not validated until the next Donna Schwartz. Jim Galligan Photographers Robby Schwach, Ed Gianotti,1, day. I am calling for a new election George Athias, Mike Chen, Sondra M Mateo are not pumped up like Twisted Sister, Ran,and now the Scorpions Opposed to so that Polity can again function as Statesman is a not-for-profit corporation that has been serving the univer- and others. They're not it should. If Polity can not manage saty community lost like for 25 years Statesman offices are located in the basementI an election, how can they run the of the Stony Brook Student Union Our mailing address Ps P 0 Box A.E. David Lee Roth and gang either. I Validation Stony Brook. NY I 1 790 For informat ion on display advertising contact Caryv still don't fully understand how you student government. Suit To the Editor: (Business Manager) or James M/.c/in7 (Advertising Director) weekdayss get from VHI Drew Fried at 246-3693 For information on classified to 1984. Maybe you adveitising cail 246-3690 week The Resident Action Program (The writer is the Chairmen of the days 10 AM-5 PM For all other inquiries, call 246 -3690 weekdays Editor - have to pass Madison Ave. before no t ag r e e does withthe Election tals represent the majorty opinion of the Editorial Board and are written by you collect your $200. (Hint: Parker Resident Action Program and one of its members or a designee board of Brothers). Polity in validating the last former Director of The Volunteer 0 run-off. We hereby condemn that Resident Dorm Petrol.)

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by Paul Heilker 'The Razor's Edge, featuring Bill Muraygs dramatic debut, is a re- make of a Danyl Zanuck production, which I never saw, of a Somerset Maugham novel I never read. This means I can be brutally objective. Too bad. The Razor's Edge is a beautifully photographed but ultimately vapid movie that follows a troubled ,veteran's search for the meaning of 'life. The film suffers from the sad miscasting of Murray as the protag- onist, and from a severe time warp. Set in the time between World War I to shortly after the Great Depres- sion. T'he Razor's Edge is visually arresting and authentic of the pe- riod, but this at the expense of the meaning we are looking for. The exquisite veneer cannot cover the film's distinct lack of depth. Murray plays a young man from a wealthy American family, Larry Darrell, who volunteers as an ambulance driver right after graduating from Wake Forest. His Theresa Russell and Bill Mrraytt 7Ro-rZr experiences driving the mutilated in The 3 6tilq wounded losing comrades, and The changed seeing the horror of trench war- Larry returns troubled if not psychotic veteran is the solitude and grandeur of a home frew are of course traumatic. The to his fiance and American a character that has been played Tibetan monastery in the Hima- wartime scenes are distressingly high society of the Roaring Tven- out through its sensational use in layas, Murray seems to sleepwalk ties, but real and dramatically lit. Brian naturally he doesn't fit in. dozens of bad movies and TV fea- Granted, his character is one in re- For some formation, Doyle-Murray, (Caddyshack and reason he just doesn't tures. We know he will ultimately one detached both so- want to take Saturday Night Live) steals his that job as a stock- 'fit back in or break. The drama cially and spiritually, but his is broker at a relative's firm ridiculous. brother's thunder in his dramatic He needs comes from whether he can Detached yes, coma- time debut as Piedmont, the gruff, to think He postpones the change, and if so, how? tose no. wedding, then Murray's tough and uglysquad leader. Pied- breaks off the en- In his intercontinental search monochromatic char- gag---t. Sound familiar? acterization mont is certaidy a less complex Now this for the meaning of life, Murray is is all too easily lost stuff might have beenradical amid the charwter than Larny Danrel This when sadly flat and disegged as Dar- Sweeping panoramas Maugham wrote it, but and exotic might account for Doyle-Muray's in the post- rell. Through all the exotic environ- places he sees. And obviously geater success with his Vietnam ea it is part of daily life ments he travels, from the seedy when he returnsEom his quest if ,and the American fabric The side of Paris, to teeming India, to Continued on page role. 6A - mlm - -

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by Maria Elena Farron But last Saturday evening, the Eleo Pomare expectedly so - as is jelly and cream cheese in Ballet has never been one of the most popular Dance Company performed a program on the a souffle. But it would be better to keep the jelly forms of student entertainment, and spending Main Stage of the Fine Arts Center, that, while and cream cheese in a sandwich and better a Saturday night at the ballet may seem incon- lacking in some style points, was well-received Ballet with Bach, rather than with airplanes. ceivable to the weekend partiers of this day and by a large audience. The second half of the program consisted of age. The four segments illustrated a wide variety two segments. The first, entitled "The Queen's of influence, ranging from strictly classical Chamber," was inspired by Shakespeal&s Mao .ballet to Japanese Kibuli theater, with operatic Beth, and represented a view of Lady MacBeth gestures and theatrics added as part of the as the powers hungry and sexually frustrated package. antagonist. The piece was set to Bartok. The company opened up with a work titled The fourth and final segment, entitled "Loal "Lament for Visionaries," which was a solo per- Stops to Full Moon," was a portrayal of loneli- formance dedicated to Martin Luther King, Jr. ness and alienation. The piece revolved around and to both John and Robert Kennedy. Charles various characters heard and seen on the 14th Grant danced a tender and lyrical compositon Street subway and bus lines, and reflected the with presence and skill. common belief that the full moon has a strong The second segment consisted of an en- effect on the behavior of people. semble performance titled "Back to Bach." Pomare's dance company exhibited a keen Eight dancers performed a somewhat dis- sense of versatility and adaptability overall jointed and modern compositon to a recording Their performances were not necessarily of vaious Bach works, including Cello Suite #4 strong on the ensemble end of things, however. and a portion ofthe more popular Brandenberg Precision was not a major concern in this per- Concerto. The piece was interesting but dis- formance - the stress seemed to be on turbingly unconstructed and at odds with the breaking new conceptual ground in dance, undeniably organized and symmetrical engi- without mastering some of the basic technical neering of Bach's music. Certain elements of concepts of an age old art. the dance were disarmingly remeniscent of little children trotting around and flying make believe airplanes - all over the stage. An alarm- Wanna Write? ingly charming combination though - Bach and "Momny-I-can-fiyf But still palatable, un- Call 246-3690 m *

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by Dennis Britten Harold Pinter's play The Caretaker could be called a comedy-tumed- tragedy.It has moments of laughter - for Pinter has an unusual gift for pointing to the banalities of ordinary conversation - but the atmosphere of The Caretaker is subtly charged with potential menace and the ending has elements of true tragedy. Highlight Theatre starts its 1984-85 season with this John Russell Brown directed play. The Caretaker was first performed in London with Alan Bates and Donald Pleasance and then joined by Robert Shaw as it moved to Broadway in 1960. i] CUES: The second concert this season of the Stony Brook Syrnphony Orchestra will be held tonight, Oct. 24 at 8 PM on Main Stage. The orchestra, conducted by David Lawton and Elizabeth Schulze, will per- chieri and Turpin in concert on Oct. 26 at 8 PM1in the Recital Hall. Tickets. form Beethoven s Symphony 94 and Poem 91 for Orchestra by Jae Eun P. are $3, 1. 'No, winner of the 1983-84 Composition Contest. The Northern Sinfonia of England with Barrv Tuckwell, conductor- On Thursday, Oct. 25 at 8:30 PM, Sam Shepard Cowboy Mouth, directed soloist1will perform works of Haydn, Mozartand Stravinsky on Main by Grad. student Charlie Lyonsywill open in Theatre III of the Fine Arts Stage 8 PM. Oct. 30. Tickets are $11 13, 15. Center.It will play three consecutive nights and will perform two shows The Highlight Production of Harold Pinter's The Caretaker, directed bv a night on both Oct. 26 and 27, the first at 7:30 PMI. the second at 9:30 PM. John Russell Brown and peformed by a professional cast, will also bit The show will be performed by Monica Peragine, Andrew Feterolf and opening Oct. 30 at 8 PM in Theatre I of the Fine Arts Center and will run Peter Redjowski. Oct. 30-Nov. 4, Nov. 6-Nov.b"and Nov. 13-Nov. 18. The LongIsland Brass Guild will perform works bv Bach, Dahl, Ban- Have an entertaining week! I L No

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by LB. Radin various universities inspired students to speak university's library." Instead, it deals with the Just when you thought you knew where you openly to her; some even asked for her advice issues most important to student life: financial wanted to go to college, or what college you on personal matters. Such confidences built up aid, minority and club situations, and how late were going to anyway, something new material- Birnbach's desire to share her experiences with in the evening (early in the morning?) the best izes to mess up your mind. It is called Lisa others who might benefit from them. pizzerias deliver. Birnbach's College Book, and it is written spe- Birnbach actually traveled to the colleges she At least a page and a half is dedicated to each cifically for students, not their parents. selected for her book and her information college discussed. The first half of every review The idea for Bimbach's new book sprang came directly from the students at each one. is a summary of the school's general outlook from the success of her first one, The Official The College Book tells nothing about such The tone of each sumnary reflects the attitude Preppy Handbook. Her "preppiness' talks at mundane topics as "the number of books in a of the people attending the particular college. Quotes appear frequently, as do satirical comments about the schools. The second half of the review consists of standard information in list form. This involves the location of the school, tuition and other expenses, SAT reqpuirements, and the housing facilities available. It also names famous alumni of the college, reveals the favorite drugs, drinks, and drinking games of the students, gives paricng information, and analyzes infirmary conditions ("provides birth control"). Stony Brook's personal merits include Best Professors Toby Owen (Astronomy), John Truxal (Cybernetics), C.N. Yang (Physics), and Louis Coser (Political Science). Scattered between college reviews are charts, tables, and insights into college life. These tell what to do toyour roommate if(s)he does something you do not like, as well as the differences between college and high school, how far you can expect to get on a date with someone fiom a particular school, and what (and what not to do if you are having an affair with your professor. At the end of the book, Bimbach gives her own and students' views on a few topics. They appear in essay form, and are about such sub- jects as sex, drugs, Greeks (fraternities and sor- orities), sports, prejudice, money, and other relevant and confusing facts of life. The essays are both amusing and informative, as is the rest of the book. Lisa Bimbach's College Book confronts issues lightheartedly, but with intent to inform. It may not (an should not) be the basis of all your major decisions, but the least it will do is provide a few days of entertainment. Geraldine Ferraro David Let t erman, and Fidel Castro have one thing in common * None of t hem ever wrote for ALTERNATIVES. Break the moldn write for us today. For info, cal Sof t at 246-3690

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Elvis - A Golden Celebration Having grown up on a steady diet of the Bea- Elvis Presley tles, Elton John, and WNBC, I hadn't heard RCA Records much of Presley s music, and I found it hard to believe the myth: that this young man from by Scott Mullen Tupelo, Mississippi had actually provided the Love me tender, love me sweet, never let me spark that en-,trench ed rock and roll into go... Amer ican culture. It was June 5,1956,when a young man named But after listening to this album, I have to Elvis Presley made his second guest appear- blelieve. Not only because of the screaming fans ance on The Milton Berle Show. He'd already in the background, or the string of number one had a number one hit with "Heartbreak Hotel," hits. As one listens to the progression - "Heart- and he was about to unveil a new song of his break Hotel" on the Dorsey Brother's Stage that'he'd borrowed f-rom a little-known black Show, "Hound Dog" on The Milton Berle Show, group called The Bellboys. and "Love Me Tender" on The Ed Sullivan The lights dropped, and Elvis started belting Show, one can feel the magic and the unique out "Hound Dog." Suddenly, his hips started rapport between Elvis and his listeners. Theme gyrating, and the audience gasped in disbelief are more than a few special moments on this With his flamboyant brand of music, Elvis had album. earned outrage, controversy - and the adora- This is not the collection for the casual Elvis tion of millions of fans. Itie legend was born: fan. Along with a rather hefty price tag, this the "King of Rock Wn Roll" took his throne. album does not have the beat sound quality in Twenty-one years later, after a very suc- places, and a few sides sound like they were cessful career is music and film, Elvis was dead recorded on somebody's inexpensive tape -of a heart ailment at the young age of 42. .recorder. But let's not quibble over small details. These On January 8, 1985, Elvis Presley would have The song selection is also a bit redundant. albums are more than a greatest hits collection turned 50 years old, and in honor ot this, RCA Although there are 76 cuts on the album, there lor a cheap rip-off attempt: This is history. This is has released Elvis - A Golden Celebration. are only 41 different songs, with no fewer than the Elvis experience, as incredible as any ever What this is, is a collection of six albums seven versions of "Hound Dog," six versions of put on vinyl. 'worth of Presley performnances, many at the "Heartbreak Hotel," and five versions apiece of Never heard Elvis? Pick up one of his albums very start of his career. Three hours and 49 "Blue Suede Shoes," "Don't Be Cruel," and at your local record store, and give it a spin. Love minutes of live, unadulterated Elvis, firom his "Love Me Tender." Classics like "Jailhouse Elvis, but grew up after his career was over? first recording session in 1954 to a concert in Rock" and "All Shook Up" don't even put in an Invest in this collection, or borrow it from a Burbank in 1968. appearance. friend. The experience is definitely worthwhile. -CONCERTS------~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

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0. endurance. He is a pro and demonstrated that by Maria Elena Ferrart quite cleariy with sizzling chops and a re- and Nancy Tamosaitis fr-eshing low key stage demeanor. Hordes of students filed in, on the closing Mark "On Drums" provided precise and pro- night of Oktoberfest, to hear Eccentrix, a pop- fessional drum work, building a solid, uncom- ular Long Island based band. promising foundation for the band. Eccentrix, electrified an inebriated Okto- The Eccentrix played two sets of top 40 rock berfest crowd to the extent of blowing a fuse and roll. They performed so professionally, it is during a hot rendition of "I'm So Excited." The amazing that one could not detect "eccentrici- five band members are all ace -musicians, and ties"' in their performance. It fact, their copy they alternate on vocals -centering on their ability is so tight and exacting, it made one new addition, Donna Williams, the lone female thirst for their own up and coming original of the band. Donna's strong stage presence, work - which is strictly hush-hush at present. coupled with her versatile, well-trained voice, Inside sources told Statesman, however, that a kept the crowd happy. vOdeo has recently been produced entitled, "Mr. Michael Russo and Mark "C "(far Cool) are the Martihn." One may speculate, considering just band's originators. Russo played some bad-ass how hot their B-52's was, that their own original r~hythm guitar and keyboards, putting the au- influences run toward that avant-gard pop di- dience, out of control with an infectious rendi- rection in perhaps a "neo-laidback" kind of tion of "Private Idaho." His atonal, rhythmic way. screams were on the money, like the real thing. Their other covers, ranging from Huey Lewis Mark Cool on bass lent a lot of energy and to Pat Benatar, were perfornied with uniformly Donna Williams style to the group. His performMance was visual high standards. The Eccentrix are definitely a as weU as musical, and he rocked around soned performer yet, the newest member, Ste- band to keep your eye on. With any luck, their center stage in the charming manner of the wart Taylor. Stu learned 50 tunes for his debut own originals will sonxeday be open bait for illustrious air guitarist, Tom Cruise. pefomance with the band Saturday night, and rock and roll bands everywhere.- 9 On lead guitar was, perhaps, the most wea his performance was a feat of pvrotechnucal

STATESMAN/Alternatives Wednesday, October 24, 1984 5A * * 4 .-'.**.*. *, , /.%*- *.% .* >'. ' * . 0 . # * ' ^ .0 » .1 . . 'Razor's Edge' a Little Too Thin Continued from page 1A the film where Murray is engaged he has learned anything, or with his character. He is at one changed in any way, Murray's per- point caring, forcefull loving, and formance fails to demonstrate it. deadly serious all at the same time. We learn nothing of life or the man. So the jury is in: under the right Director John Byrum brings a circumstances, Bill Murray is in- .fragmented contrast to the movie deed a successful dramatic actor. by jumping back and forth be- We must remember that hit mo- tween scenes of aIr/s journey vies aren't usually deep. A voyeu- and the life he left behind at home. ristic trip to exotic and beautiful Catherine Hicks and James Keach places of the past, a visual and are good, but not especially note- (sadly) mental vacation, The Ra- worthy as Darrell's fiance, Isabel, zores Edge was made under the sti- and his good fiend Gray, who later pultion that Murray also star in, marries Isabel The film moves guess what, Ghostbusters. Consid- from Murray on a snow covered ering the money available for pro- moutain to high-brow party in motion, this movie should break their home near Chicago, com- even, and may well even enjoy plete with flappers and tassels. ,moderate success. Murray is a big Quite a contrast, but you're on box office draw, and their are your own to interpret it, another flashes of his famous comic per- example of the short supply of sona throughout the picture to sa- meaning in The Razors Edge. itisfy the masses. Murray's performance opposite Murray's dramatic ability is only, Theresa Russell as Sophie (an old briefly hinted at in this movie. It fiend, now a tragically fallen signals a shift firom the comic to a woman) points out a fault of this neutral, static Murray. Perhaps his picture. Alone, Murray is blank but next film will show us a shift to the start bouncing him off another dramatic, using the character in- character and watch his works Rus- terplay that he is so adept at. Per- sell is the one bright light in this haps he will retreat to the safety of otherwise lifeless movie. Her por- comedy. Regardless, one question trayal of a pathetic victim of cir- remains after seeing The Rfazors cumstance is riveting and the Edge: Has Bill Murray ever really chemistry between these two as he had a deep thought, or what? I tries to save her fiom addiction can't telL Now get out of here, I and prostitution is the only part of mean it...

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_ 14 STATESMAN Wednesday, October 24, 1984 l BLOOM COUNTY fq1.- Statesmlan -V. IE! C1 lib Roy Richards Soccer Roy scored the winning goal vs. N.Y. Maritime to win the N.Y. Suburban Conference with a 4 wins, 0 losses conference record and is this week's athlete of the week. The Maritime game was this past Saturday. He also scored in a 2-0 victory over Southampton on Oct. 17. -Roy has played hard defense and helped control play in both games. Congradulations from Statesmanand the Very Important Pa- triot Booster Club. |PATRIOT OF THE WEEK |

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-- September i John Ragierski -Nanc.y Kuhlman Football Volleyball During Stony Brook's first three games In seventeen matches thus far, Nancy has (Hofstra, Lowell, Fairleigh Dickinson) this accumulated some amazing statistics. This sophomore transfer from Lehigh U. had 17 ,senior team captain has had 158 kill shots, has unassisted tackles, 19 assisted tackles, 1 inter- scored 105 service points and has recorded 70 . ception, 1 quarterback sack and returned 3 -blocks. Stony Brook is currently 9-8 and as the ; kick-offs for 64 yards. John was named only senior on the team, Nancy s maturity and ; Statesman-V.I.P. Athlete of the Week for his positive example has helped seven new performance vs. Fairleigh Dickinson and was members mold into a cohesive unit. As any of c nominated by Coach Kornhauser for ECAC her opponents will attest, Nancy is one of the defensive player of the week for the week of finest, most consistent hitters in N.Y. 'Sept. 29. v

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STATESMAN Wediesday, October 24, 1 15 Join ITh e Sta tesman Sports dnesday Team rober 24, 1984 -Tody -SPORTS we I - *q - -Injurie s P lage IP at Volle y bailelrs XSB Lose s 3 to Top>-Seeded BrooklYn Without Vete ran Playe rs By Lisa Miceli ankle, sh(ould play this weekend. Despite an off day, Brooklyn College Duringr the first two games, neither was able to defeat Stony Brook women's team wats playing their best. Stony volleyball team by taking the first three Brook wa Is weak on coverage and Brook- games in a row to win the match (15- lyn's offeiense took a detour. In th third 7,15-6,15-9). game, thee Pats seemed to improve a lot, especiallyV with some strong blocks by The Pats might have been able to beat Wendy N,elson and Kathy Cohan. Brook- Brooklyn College but they themselves ly n is n o bw ranked number one in the were off. Inquiries have plagued the state evennthough their play did not indi- team especially affecting their height at c a t e that fact. Tiso also thought Nelson, the net. The number of kill-shots was Lafferty and Linda Wertz have played much lower: at 13 overall for the match. consistentt defense all year. Coach Tiso commented, "We just don't have the height. People are playing posi- 'The P!latriots will compete in the tions they are not used to." Three players Bingham ton tournament at the end of Nancy Kuhlman, Lisa Hartman, and the week. .Their last home game will be Trudi Palmer are 5'9". Only Kuhlman, Saturday I, Nov. 3 against St. Francis the team captain, who has a sprained and Huntter College at HAM.

jIn Football Intrarn ura Is Win d Up Play continues today in one of Stony Brook's most successful traditions: intramural football. Langmuir D-3 will square off against Kelly A this afternoon for the right to enter the semi-finals against Whitman. Whitman defeated Benedict B-1(4-2-1) earlier in the week to enter the semi-finals. _ Other semi-finalists include Langmuir A-1 (7-0) and Benedict B-3 (7-0) who defeated Dreiser (6-1) and Kelly B (6-1) respectively. T h e o f t h e r e s id e n t w i l winner league l face the winner of the Independent league, .Medical Nemesis, on Nov. 2 at 3:30 PM on the athletic field. In the female residential football division the championship game between Bene- dict E-1and a combined squad from Irving A-2 and C-2 will also take place today. In intramural soccer, Benedict B-2 will meet O'NeillF-3 and Stage XIIwill meet Kelly E, with the winners meeting in the-finals later on next week.

---Robby Schwach

Mike Kabbah of F-e. O'Neill returns a punt