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77-79 George Street, Edinburgh EH2 3HT AWken Niven Tel 031-225 1461 Fax 031-220 4271 OPEN Mon-Sal 9-5.30 pm The Strathallian Contents 1993 VOL. 15 No. 4 Page Governors and Staff 2 School Authorities, Salvete and Editorial 3 Speech Day 5 Prize Winners House Reports 9 Chapel Notes 16 Music 17 Drama and the Arts 20 French and German Exchanges 29 Careers 31 Sports 34 CCF and D of E 52 Hello! 61 Valete 64 Obituary 67 Strathallian Club 68

Editors: Mrs Adam Caroline Proctor Caroline Frame Lindsey Moir Rowan Pearman Carolyn Wilson Lucy-Anne Bryans Melissa Gillingham

Photographers: Mrs McFarlane Mr Barnes Mr Vallott Miss England Mr Crosfield Mr Streatfeild-James Angus Bruce-Jones Michael Halliday Mr Broadfoot

Front Cover Photograph - Duncan Forbes

Hack Cover Photograph - Light years ahead for Mr Pighills

Frontispiece - by Caroline Frame Governors

Chairm an: 1.0. Jones, MA. LLB. WS A.M. Nicol, E»q Professor J.W. Parsons, b sc. Ph d J.W. Dinsmore, f r ic s Mrs A. LaingProfcssor A.J. Kennedy, m a . (UnivcrMty of Aberdeen) Ph.D. (University of Glasgow) R.S. Peters, m a A.A. Arncil, fr ic s Professor J.L. King, m a . l l b . c a E.G.M. Targowski, (X J.J. Blanche, c a A. Logan, Esq Mrs k.M. Walker A.S. Cook, Esq Professor G.S. Lowden, m a , LL B . C'A Dr A. P.D. Wilkinson, MD. BSc. MB. ChB Professor P. Gifford (University of Si Andrews) His Honour.Judge J. McKee, QC. RD J. Hunter, Esq. W.A. McMillan. BL Bursar and Clerk to the Governors: Ms. S. HutchcSOd (University ol [ Jinhur^h] A.M. Nicol, Esq W.A. Bullard, a c t s . m b im Staff HEADMASTER A.W. McPhail MA (Oxon)

TEACHING STAFF SUBJECT A.K. Ball, BA. (New England. Australia) English Housemaster Simpson l)J. Barnes, BSc. (Loughborough) Geography/Maths Housemaster Ruthven G.A. Bolton, BA . Msc (Leeds) Chemistry/Music Head of Department J.L. Broadfoot, BA (Leeds) English Head of Department J.S. Burgess, BSc (Manchester) Mathematics Miss P. Carlisle, BA. MPh (Glasgow) English R. Clark BA (Durham) Business Studies J.F. Clayton, BA (Leicester) French Administrative Secretary C.N. Court, B Ed. M Phil (Stirling) English Housemaster Freeland P.J. Crossfield, BA (Durham) French/Spanish N.T.H. Du Boulay, BA (Warwick) History Mrs C.A.C. Duncan, MA. (Edinburgh) French/Russian A.L.K. Dutton, Cert.Ed. (St John's York) Jnr. Chemistry/Physics S. Dutton CiRNCM . ALCM.. LTCL., Music P.J. Elliot, BS. (Manchester). MSc. (Dundee) Design/Technology Head of Department Miss E.A. England, b a (Oxon) Geography R. Fitzsimmons MA.. PhD (St Andrews) History J.N. Ford, BSc. (London) Biology Housemaster Nicol D.R. Giles, BA (Warwick) Mathematics/PE K. Glimm, MA. (Bcrlin/kicl/Edinhurgh) French/German T.S. Goody, BSc (Durham) Mathematics Head of Department P.R.A. Green, M a . (Edinburgh) Geography P.J.S. Kcir, BEd. (College of St Paul A Mary) English/P.E. I.J. Keith, BEd (Dundee College Education) English G . Kitson, BSc (Aberdeen) Mathematics Rev. T.G. Longmuir, m a (Oxon). BEd Divinity Chaplain T.J. MacLeod, DA. (Aberdeen) Art Head of Department C.A. Mayes, BA (Essex) Econ/Business Studies A. Murray, MA (Glasgow) English Miss L.H. Neale. MA (Edinburgh) History/Music L.A. O'Neill, BA (Open) Design/Technology A.M. Pearson, m a (Oxon) Chemistry Director of Studies A.N. Phillips, BEd. (Leeds) Design/T echnology R J.W . Proctor, M A. (SI Andrews) History Senior Master B. Rainc. BA (Durham) History D.J. Ralfs, BSc. (Nottinham) Mathematics F.N. Reed, BA. (Reading), ORSM . ARCO. LRAM Music Head of Department G .R . ROSS, BSc. MSc. (Nottingham) Biology/Computers Miss L.J. Smith, BEd. ba (Dep/Opem P.E. Housemistress Thornhank N. Smith, BSc. MA (London) Econ/Busincss Studies Head of Department D.R. Sneddon, BSc.(Strathclyde) Mathematics A.C.W. Strcatfeild-James. MA. (Oxon) French/German Housemaster Woodlands P R. Summcrsgill, m a (Oxon) Physics Head of Department J.K. Taylor, BSc (London) Physics A. 1 homson, BA. (Ahcryswyth) English/Philosophy Housemaster Riley A.M. Tod, PhD (Edin), BA (Oxon) History Head of Department P. Ttxld, BA. (Cantab) Physics P.M. Vallot, BSc (Napier) Biology C.N. Walker, BSc. (Aberdeen) Biology Head of Department R.N. Wallace, MA. (Birmingham) Design/Technology A.J.H. Wands, MA (St Andrews) Geography Head of Department Mrs J. Watson, b a (Leeds) French/Russian Head of Department D.A.R. Williams, MA. (Cantab) Careers M. Wilson, r n Design/Technology

PART-TIME TEACHING STAFF Mrs E.M. Adam, m a (Dublin) English Mrs S. Lamont, (Dunfermline) Games Mrs R.L. Adamson, m a (Glasgow) German Mrs K.l. Maltman. MA (Aberdeen) French Mrs D.J, Balnavcs, MA (Edinburgh) Geography/English Mrs 1.1. McFarlanc, m a (Edinburgh) English Mrs E. Cairns, d a (Edinburgh) Art Mrs F.N. Ninham, BA (St Andrews) Mathematics Mrs A. Dorward (Jordanhill) Games Mrs D. Racsidc. BSc. (Rhodes S.A.) Biology Mrs E. Hamilton, MA (Aberdeen) Chemistry Mrs H.C.K. Segauld Games Mrs D. Hunter, DA (Edinburgh) Art Mrs J.A. Summcrsgill, BSc (York) Science Mrs L.J. Innes, BSc (Aberdeen) Science Mrs J.A. Summcrsgill, BSc (York) Science

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are moving to Simpson House, from where Mr Du Boulay retires after surviving fif­ teen years the ever-increasing demands which are made on Housemasters. The demands o f running Music in the School are obviously too many and Mr Stephen Dutton joins as the new Assistant Director from King W illiam 's, Isle of Man. The demands of travelling to and from Edinburgh have finally proved too much even for the seemingly tireless Mrs Forbes, who leaves the English Department for that of St George's, Edinburgh. Miss Pamela Carlisle, coming into her first teaching post from Glasgow, joins the English Department and also Thornbank House as the residential Tutor. The demands within the Economics and Business Studies Department seemed to increase exponen­ tially during the early part of the year and the part-time help of Mrs Croft was replaced by that of a more experienced and resident member of Staff, Mr Clark, for­ merly Head of Department at M illhill School, London. I understand Mr McPhail will be helping in the Economics Department and that your anonymous cor­ respondent's part-time contribution in the Biology laboratories will be taken by Mrs Raeside. Yes, you did read this time last year that Mr Elliott was about to leave. He did and. cutting a long story short, his appointed successor reneged at the very last minute - Mr Pighills does a final head-count Mr Philips stoically agreed to hold the fort for a year, Mr Belwood decided to move Your anonymous contributor these last Head of Queen Victoria School after twenty south, Mr Bennett, a former Head of CDT eighteen years to “Staff Notes" is only too very energetic years of service to the agreed to come north for a year, and Mr conscious that this is his last attempt to School. A fuller tribute appears later in Elliott agreed to move back from the west record, welcome and thank as is appropri­ these pages. He has been replaced in the to the east to take up his old appointment, ate, those who have stepped o ff and those History Department by Dr Fitzsimmons bringing with him a colleague from who are about to jump on the Strathallian from St Andrew’s and the responsibility for Strathclyde University, Mr O'Neill - and so Merry-go-round. the 1st XV has been passed to Mr Peter the merry-go-round has completed full cir­ Mr Brian Raine stepped off, mid-whirl as Green, backed up by Mr Alan Ball. Mr cle. it were, in January to become Department Ball is going to be busy as he and his wife A happy ride to everyone in the future.

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4 VALEDICTION

David Pighills came to Strathallan in been such a success is due to D avid’s sure wake), his immense capacity for work - 1975. Born, like Harry Riley our Founder, and sensitive handling of the many complex whether at an academic level or with in Bradford and educated at Rydal School issues involved and to his excellent choice sleeves rolled up moving beds into new and Christ’s College, Cambridge, he had of key staff to implement his policies. Houses - nor the business acumen that has been a Housemaster at Fettes where he had The development of the School's facili­ allowed us the freedom to develop the taught for fifteen years. ties - Boarding Houses, Staff Houses, School. Now, after eighteen tremendous years as Library, C.D.T. Block. Lecture Theatre, One of his most impressive qualities was our Headmaster, he has retired. Shooting Range. Theatre et al - has contin­ his knowledge of each o f the boys and girls Under his stewardship the School has ued non-stop during his reign. However, as and his awareness of their progress and developed almost beyond recognition. he himself said in an interview with "The individual circumstances. There was When he arrived there were 340 boys in the Strathallian’’ after his first year, "A school always time for a quiet word if things were School. Last term there were 541 pupils of can have all the facilities in the world but if not going entirely according to plan, whom some 175 were girls. He has taken there isn't the right relationship between the whether of comfort on the one hand or Strathallan from a perceived position in pupils and the staff then it w ill not be a encouragement to do better on the other. perhaps the lower middle ground of happy and effective place.” In all he has done he has commanded Scottish Independent Schools to near the That it has been both happy and effective enormous loyalty and respect. Perhaps his top; to being the largest Scottish Co- is because he has led by example. With true success, though, has been the mainte­ Educational Boarding School; and he has dogs in tow he was likely to turn up at any nance and development, through rapidly achieved excellent academic results. time in any place on the campus, inevitably changing social times, of the Strathallan With remarkable foresight he anticipated picking up litter as he went, his progress ethos - a friendly, caring, no-nonsense how educational trends - in boarding marked by shouts of "Sammy! you idiot, community where helping the less able to schools in particular - would develop. The where are you?" achieve is every bit as important as ensur­ decision to become a co-educational school It is difficult adequately to do justice to ing that the high flier reaches for the sky. as a deliberate policy all those years ago the many facets of his character which We wish David a long, healthy and (rather than as a reaction to falling boy combined to make him what he is but we happy retiral. Whatever else, we know that numbers) was the subject of intense debate will never forget his leadership, the energy it will be an active one. at Board Meetings. That the introduction and enthusiasm that inspired others (and James Dinsmore and integration o f girls into the School has often left them trailing exhausted in his Chairman, Board of Governors

The Board of Governors applauding the Headmaster's final speech SPEECH DAY

The Headmaster’s Speech deserved the star Excerpts from The Headmaster's Speech: wise. I still suspect the hand of the Bursar billing it was given. It was, as always, a racey in the plot. In these recessionary times number packed with humourous anecdotes “W hen he who must be obeyed hinted Bursars everywhere are trying to cut costs and telling epigrams which were well that I should be asked to be today’s guest and reduce expenses and it is a fact o f life received by the audience. Although with typi­ speaker I was not sure whether it was an that I stand before you as the cheapest cal modesty, he ended by thanking parents for invitation or an instruction. Whatever the Guest of the Day for quite some time. trusting the school with their sons and daugh­ ters, I feel that it is we. his pupils both present motive, Mr. Chairman, Governors, I am However, as a Yorkshire man speaking to and past, who should thank him for all he has extemely grateful for the honour you do Scots I am only too conscious that we both done to help us over the years. me. Parents and members o f the School, I recognise the maxim “You get what you Nik Hartley thank you for coming, willingly or other­ pay for!”

5 W ith the Fete last year and no Speech ty or high tension - depending on your Rhodes, one of our very first girls, wearing Day I appreciate that some four hundred sense of humour or vocation or perhaps an evening gown looking absolutely stun­ parents will be here for the first time. whether you would soon be retiring. Our ning standing at the top o f a grand staircase Those of you who have endured these seats Sports Hall, in the interests of economy, for in a very bad production of a play best for­ before will know that I am normally called the last eighteen years has not been heated gotten but I knew then that girls were here upon by the Chairman to give a report in and about twice a year as a consequence if to stay and that drama could develop and some detail, mentioning any special indi­ a cold spell is followed suddenly by local attain the remarkable standards of last vidual performances, any special comings global warming then with the ensuing con­ term’s production. and goings, and any particular trends in the densation aquaplaning is in and P.E. is out. My last cameo may appear the most educational scene , all in an attempt to cap­ One of the two days this year coincided ordinary of them all and happened a couple ture the atmosphere of the proceeding year. with the arrival o f the P.E. Inspector who, of days into one summer holidays. The The Chairman then calls on the Chief unfortunately, had come only with his gym School was deserted and I discovered the Guest to give away the prizes, who there­ shoes and no sense of humour! Head of School sitting alone in his study after offers, principally to members o f the But, more seriously, once we had com­ quietly writing away. “Douglas, what are School, advice as to how they should go pleted all the paper work - Government you doing?” I asked. He had said goodbye forth to live their lives to the full - such departments seem obsessed with paper - we to me two days earlier and I knew he had advice as could only come from a national, actually enjoyed their visit and we were planned to go to the Leavers’ Party with his if not international authority, an authority naturally very pleased to hear the District contemporaries. “I am just finishing off which most likely has already appeared in Inspector say that in spite of the several something I promised to give to my suc­ the Honours List. I stand before you in inevitable criticisms it was a good report cessor and which somehow in the end of more humble circumstances, but as any­ and moreover his visit to Strathallan had term rush I didn't manage to complete” body can recommend anybody nowadays been h is most enjoyable visit to any was his reply. Duty may be an old-fash­ who knows! I seek consolation in remem­ Independent School. ioned word but still commands respect bering the answer I was given one year by I have no doubt that all o f us working in however quietly practised. a boy when I asked him soon after Speech Schools could recall a number of special I once asked my father at breakfast what Day “What was Lord McFarlane’s mes­ moments, some of sheer joy, some quite the was the difference between making a con­ sage?” only to be told: “If you want to get reverse, some recalling apparently insignifi­ tribution and a commitment to something. on in life, Sir, clean your shoes!” cant events, certainly in the context o f the He merely pointed to my breakfast plate At the moment I am only too aware of world stage, but which in a quiet way and said, “The hen - she made a contribu­ the Headmaster who was rung up in the reflect standards o f behaviour and achieve­ tion, but the pig, now he made a commit­ Easter holidays by the Bursar to be told ment which any good school should try to ment.” that there was both good news and bad encourage. Nostalgia - call it what you will - is now news. For me there was away back in 1977/78 over. “I’ll take the bad news first.” said the the Euan Grant and David McLachlan When we cut away all the jargon and the Head. Scholarships to Magdalene College, very real problems of implementation I “ Ruthven House has been burnt to the Cambridge, at a time when scholarships believe that education should be about our ground.” said the Bursar. still existed but Strathallan never seemed to attempts to grapple with two fundamental “W hat’s the good news?” asked the win any. Academic excellence was and has and overlapping themes, neither of which, Head. since continued to be achievable. however dressed up in contemporary lan­ “W ell," said the Bursar, “The heat hasn’t There was that gripping fight back from guage, is new. Firstly, there is the age old half brought on the daffodils.” some 17 points down at half time against problem of reconciling individual freedom To every father’s cloud there is a silvery Edinburgh Academy to score what we all with corporate good and secondly, there is lining, to every mother's disaster a host of thought was the winning try, but Mr the extent to which it is the responsibility golden daffodils. Johnston, a member of our own staff who of one generation to pass on to the next Educational issues continue to appear in had been called in at the last minute to ref­ what it believes to be true. the press almost daily and the Independent eree, had spotted an infringement seen by A ll responsible teachers and parents ago­ sector is not totally imune to the whims of no one else in the excitement of our appar­ nise, walk a tightrope, but our greatest cap­ Government legislation. Let it be sufficient ent victory. How often has that incident ital asset is our accumulated experience, to say that the Government may have reminded me of Crocker Harris in and how to pass this on to the next genera­ recognised a number of important problems Rattigan’s “The Browning Version". An tion is the never ending dilemma of parents which certainly exist but the solutions they old fuddy duddy he may have been, to oth­ and teachers alike. have presented, particularly south of the ers just a sucker, but in fact a man of I do not believe that common sense and border, appear hurried and ill-thought integrity. natural instincts are one and the same through. However, over the last two years That bus at Brechin - hired by a group of thing. It only needs one generation to opt our examination results have been good Strathallians, young boys and girls just out out of passing on our acquired inheritance and last year with the pass rate of 93% at o f School, hired so that they could attend and before we know where we are we G.C.S.E., 96% at A-level and 86% at the funeral of a contemporary, Christopher would all be with Piggy on the island in Higher we certainly have had nothing to Henderson, who had been killed as a pas­ “Lord o f the Flies ", To pass on our inheri­ hide. senger in a car crash within a year of leav­ tance takes effort and often considerable Headmasters do not normally have to ing School. patience but admittedly has to be done in look very far for bad news. You can imag­ O f all the magnificent performances by such a way that it is understood and ine my feelings when on the very morning the Choir and Orchestra on special occa­ embraced by those receiving it, and thereby that the news of my impending retirement sions the moment, and it was a great lies the trick. was to be announced, and with all the moment, 1 shall remember most came total­ O f course, we have not always, and still machinery o f finding a successor yet to be ly unexpectedly in a perfectly ordinary ser­ do not always, agree but the support I have put in motion, I received a letter from Her vice when the School, quite unconsciously I enjoyed from the staff has been enormous Majesty’s Inspectors of Schools, implying suspect, gave such a rendering of the hymn and few Headmasters can feel that they that they were sorry that they had not been “Wake, Awake! for night is flying” to have friends amongst the staff as I do and I able to come to the School for the last 20 Mendelssohn’s famous tune that Mr Reed include three Second Masters, well over a years but they would be rectifying the situ­ and I spontaneously looked at each other as hundred of other teaching staff, medical ation in six weeks. if it were some very special occasion. staff, secretarial and accounting staff. The Inspection had its moment of hilari­ There was the appearance of Lindsay Thank you.

6 PRIZE WINNERS JUNE 1993

Dux David Clark

The Smith Cup for Captain o f School Calum Nicol French Jenny Mair The Houston Prize for A ll Round Merit Philip Ainsworth German Mariet Semple The Scanlon Cup for Merit (Girls) Rachel Taylor Mathematics Robert Mitchell The W illiam Tattersall Art Prize Matthew Pitchforth Chemistry Jenny Griffiths The Robert Barr Memorial Prize for Music Neil Wilson Physics Andrew Yeates The Patrick Grandison Prize for Strings Jenny Mair Biology Jenny Griffiths The Wilfred Hoare Senior Reading Prize Lesley Anne Dewar Art Jeffrey Shillitto The Richard Moffat Prize for History Nik Hartley Design & Technology Tom Hughes The David Bogie Prize for Economics Alastair Doodson Business Studies Alison Mitchell The Lord Kincraig Prize for English Hamish McCartan Management Information Studies Fiona Monro Geography Jenny Inglis The Guthrie Reid Travelling Scholarship Zoe Stephens

LATEST PUBLIC EXAMINATION RESULTS

The 1993 public examination results candidates, Alistair Doodson and Mark brought many more tears of joy than of Gillingham of Freeland, together with woe. Mariet Semple of Woodlands, all scored With ten straight A ’s at GCSE, Iain three As each. Senior and Peter Yeates of Nicol; David Top of the bill at G C E Advanced Level Robertson of Ruthven and Joanna Malcolm with 100% A grades were Andrew Yeates of Woodlands topped the Vth Form table a (Nicol and elder brother o f the aforemen­ whisker ahead of Simpson’s Thomas tioned Peter) in Biology, Chemistry and Edwards and Woodlands’ Kananu Kirimi Physics; Jennifer Griffiths (Woodlands) in who each had A ’s in all the nine subjects Biology, Business Studies and Chemistry which they attempted. and Nik Hartley of Freeland whose A's in Indeed, with 292 As, 34.1% of all our History, Mathematics and Physics are not G C SE grades, we ran at nearly three times only testimony to the breadth of his schol­ the national average o f 12.7%. arship but also to the flexibility of Alan Our top dozen university aspirants this Pearson’s timetabling! For the collectors year chose not to sit Scottish Highers in and appreciators of statistics, over a half addition to A Level. With this borne in (51.6%) of results at A Level were As and mind, an 80% pass rate at Higher with Bs and the pass rate was a thoroughly lain Senior - one of 12 Gold Award win­ more than a fifth of results being A grades, admirable 98.4%. ners in the British Physics Challenge, 1993 is a matter for considerable pride. Three J.F.C.

Photograph of the school from the air (see page 73)

7 48 DESPERATE HOURS?

Having been awoken at 7 a.m. one dull the cancellation o f classes? I was steadily required to heat up water for showers, “spring” term morning by particularly warming - metaphorically, if certainly not many resorted to holing up around noisy chattering outside my door, and hav­ physically - to this power cut. kerosene lamps in their respective common ing stormed out of my room prepared to Unfortunately, this early-morning eupho­ rooms in an attempt to keep warm and dry. terrify the offending juniors, I was most ria was to be short-lived. Only Strathallan The products of more adventurous minds disappointed to find myself faced with sev­ could manage to run classes in these cir­ included certain ambitious building pro­ eral prefects citing perfectly reasonable cumstances. Despite the lack of heat and jects. Strange that the appearance of a grounds for disturbance. This disappoint­ light these were considerably more interest­ well-lit igloo on Little Acre should coin­ ment was fast replaced by joy upon hearing ing than usual, mainly because of the “Why cide with the disappearance of the Chapel the good news, “Don’t bother getting out of are we here?" debates. candles. Enough said! bed - there’s a power cut”. However, joy Thus the hours passed and, contrary to We found that the dining hall staff coped was also soon to be replaced, this time by popular rumour - “They’ve had to send off as admirably as the teaching staff, and it feelings of disgust upon the realisation that to Japan for a part to repair the fault - it’ll has to be said that the floodlight used to I already had got out of bed and that my take at least 18 months” - power was illuminate the dining hall did give meals a room was even colder than usual. restored, to the relief of most, after approx­ really rather cleverly surreal atmosphere - Nevertheless, I had soon returned to bed imately 48 hours. The return to normal like being caught under prison searchlights. to contemplate the situation. The power routine was a remarkable anticlimax! had been off since midway through the (Appropriate, some may feel.) Lindsey Moir night. It was a particularly dark day, with Extra-curricular activities also took a several inches of snow already blanketing rather different line. Upon the discovery the ground, and several more set to join that snowball fights tended to result in wet GIFT OF CLOCK them soon if the ominously black clouds clothing which refused to dry, and upon the Turn to page 73 for details o f the handsome were anything to go by. Could this mean stunning realisation that power was new clock in the front courtyard.

For the third year in a row Strathallan School's Riley House were the overall winners among the 12 teams in the under-14 section at the Junior Highland Games for Scottish schools at Blairmore Preparatory School, Glass, near Huntly. The team vva.v made up of hammer throw­ ing captain Andrew Hall, caber tossing Chris Charlier, haggis hurling James Donald, pillow fighting Chris Bradley, archer Craig Larkin and hill runners David Fisher, Alex Blackstock and Nicol Nicolson who also all took part in the Highland dancing competition.

8 RILEY

The plans were laid, the Governors agreed, and the first dump of sand has just arrived on the paddock. Confucius he say “Year of Contractor bring much change” and C.D.P. announced his retiral. CRII- IKKEY! But Fingal and Matron remain, so all is well. The new buildings will be worth it but long treasured Riley rituals such as wading through drifts in pyjamas and bare feet to get the evening medicine which is designed to relieve the cold picked up by wading through snow drifts in pyja­ mas and bare feet, will become part of the not-like-it-was-in-my-day lore pedalled by Third Formers with long grey beards and shaking heads. But for us youngsters, who have the future in front o f us, we can look forward to all sorts o f opportunities that the new space and comfort w ill offer. As for the latest bunch who have shuf­ fled out of their clogs and left their wee pointie hats in the Riley courtyard, they will be an asset to the School as they move through - all fiftytwo of them. Well, Gnomes who 'graduated' this year

maybe not ALL of them but certainly most of them will be. In terms of sport, music, drama, classwork they are as good, and bet­ ter, than one would hope for in this age group and certainly I would be hard pushed to remember a more enjoyable bunch to be with since I have been here. Achievements have been many through the year but the one that caught the feeling of ‘92 - ‘93 was the Riley Entertainment. Fiftythree boys and girls took part in Beauty and the Bean. It was written, produced and rehearsed without adult interference. Nicol Nicolson grew and grew as his dream became a reali­ ty and for those of us who feared that it could end in tears - how nice it was to be proved wrong! How nice also, of course, to have so many members of staff and Sixth Formers who not only spent a lot of their time on duty but also spent a significant amount of time just being with the gnomes - frequently holding their wee pointed hats for them whilst they went off and practised being Third Formers! I hope the “Year of the Contractor" will bring enough change - but no more than enough! A.T.

PURPLE RAGE Purple clouds storm in anger: They rain showers of tears. Flashes of light. Whirlpools That surge and spin. Purple clouds awaken the Earth W ho sends violent earthquakes Across the face of the world. Buildings are destroyed And families taken to their deaths. Ailsa Stringer Ruairadh Roome and Alastair Turner on 'Entertainment' Day Form 1

9 FREELAND

When I took on the job of such as Dood, Mark, Nik, the Wilsons, all ence of coming last. As Paul Newman in Housemastering it was not without misgiv­ of them making clear to me their detesta­ Cool Hand Luke had it, "Sometimes noth­ ings for, after all, I could see what it had tion and dread of athletics competed hon­ ing’s a real cool hand to hold.” There are done for R.J.W .P. There was the prospect ourably gaining one or two places and even, no trophies or rewards for being selfless, of several looming trials such as sleepless in Nik's case, a win. The list is without doing things that don't appeal, taking the nights; losing pieces of paper (which I am Matthew Park, but then it is so easy to over­ opportunity to make someone else’s life very good at); giving boys freedoms that look his contribution as unremarkable for if easier rather than more difficult. That com­ required my trust and my neck on the line; there was ever a model o f someone who ing plumb last in the relay is better than not taking the blame for things that didn’t quite cheerfully undertook seemingly thankless taking part and sometimes even better than go as parents thought they should. As tasks then, surely, it is he. I have also, it winning, is a useful lesson to learn. Rhesa put it so well on his Leaver’s Form - seems, left out the juniors but then the pres­ The highlights of the year, however, the greatest thing he would miss was the sures on them to compete are much greater. were not only those in which we came last. chance to blame his Housemaster for Neverthless, I have a vivid picture of an There was the fun and hard-work that went everything! I can confidently say that the unpractised Duncan Elder, collapsing at the with winning both the Senior and Junior prospects have all been realised within my end of the 400, and I don’t forget many House Drama Trophies; the fact that eight first two years. But there was one thing other efforts. The excellence of the perfor­ boys from the House played 1st X V Rugby that I hoped to keep at a distance for a long mances of Cameron Wood and Stephen and six 1st X I Cricket; there was N ige’s time - the making o f the Leaver’s Speech. Cooksley, who were only inched-out of the winning of the Best All-Round Sportsman When Proc presented me with the black Middle and Junior Victor Ludorums, were Award; the number of Duke of spot while exchanging pleasantries about memorable also. But that was not the point. Edinburgh's Gold Awards and the musical cricket, I tried several manoeuvres: there The ones that pass unnoticed are the ones performances of the likes of Neil and were better players than I; I was making that risk looking foolish and do it just the Chris. I shall particularly remember this myself unavailable for selection; my form same. Or those who, like Charlie Adam, year's U VI Dinner for the hard work that had deserted me. W ould he take a sum of take on the unpopular task o f running the Pete Brown did, the wonderful gift of money instead? If I bought a round of whole House Athletics show and do it with­ salmon from Matthew Nicholls, the care drinks at ‘The Admiral Benbow Inn’ would out a whinge. When those gifted sportsmen and preparation that the boys gave to mak­ they protect me and give me the shelter of who ‘do everything for the House’ suggest ing the meal and the style with which it silence? In each case my delivery was that the less gifted should make a greater was carried off. Alastair Doodson headed a treated with a very correct "N o.” and so it contribution to the Standards Competition, team of prefects that I regarded as excellent came to be that I had to do something that I they themselves should have the grace to and Simon and Mark did sterling work with didn’t want to do, had dreaded doing and realise how lucky they are to have the tal­ a good bunch of Third Formers. Writing of had admired in others for the seeming ease ents that make prestigious sports like rugby, jobs without obvious rewards leads me to with which they carried it off. hockey and cricket easy for them. They thank Chris Mayes, George Kitson, John Doing what you don’t want to do is should know, too, how they are envied by Broadfoot, my wife and Carol Duncan, for something that most of us in later life, with others. all the time and effort put into tutoring. wife and children or hostages to fortune, This rather tedious sermonising of mine Jessie, Mary and Janet deal with all that is have to embrace. It is something that is perhaps no more than a piece o f intricate worst and at the end of term had to deal young people of around school-leaving age footwork covering Freeland’s lack of sport­ with several mould monsters growing have an extraordinary freedom to eschew ing success this year. We won the Cricket under beds. Lesley had to deal with me. and when they choose, freely, to do that Sixes, the Junior Hockey and, as for the rest And I? I have finished another of those which they wanted to avoid, that which - well, we competed in about eight finals dreaded, thankless tasks - the writing o f the they do not see the sense of, that which without success. Our cupboard is fairly House Report. But then I have Mrs Adam they are not very good at, I feel that is the bare but if one is to go from feast to famine, on my heels. mark that distinguishes them as personali­ then at least one can learn from the experi­ C.N.C. ties, as people who have learned something about courage, service and dignity. I'm not talking about things that we see as clearly wrong but about things that don’t immedi­ ately serve our own interests and that we could easily make excuses not to do. Sports Day, this year, was a good case in point, for Freeland was not only quite clearly out of contention for the Cup but many competitors were in danger of mak­ ing themselves look foolish against vastly superior runners or throwers, and nowhere more so than in the Senior section. It was a pleasure to hear Rhesa being warmly applauded for finishing at least thirty yards last in the 4 x 400m relay after Bob Mitchell, Neil Wilson and Jonathan Foy had gone before him. I can still hear Neil, noted for his contributions to music and House Drama but hardly an athlete, offer­ ing to run the 1500 metres. Big Borgie, not quick out of bed, let alone on the track, pitched-in for our equally hopeless short distance relays; Shep returned from post­ examination leave to compete and Chris Law, vitalised by a sharp dose from his inhaler, ran exceptionally well in bringing up the rear of the 100 metres Others, too. Rhesa Ohineche and John Green

10 NICOL

This year there were some outstanding sophisticates played softball, Mr Ball abet­ cess at House level in Swimming and achievements at national level: Jonathan ted by Nick Russell and, amazingly, egg­ Athletics. David Saffron (captain of Ireland was Under 17 Scottish Cross-coun­ head Iain Senior, developed an Aussie ver­ School Swim m ing) led our stars to a sec­ try Champion; Duncan Taylor came fifth sion of the Strathallan Wall Game. ond successive cup for early risers, and, in the British Junior Shooting Our literati had their moments. Colin although we couldn't claim the Cross­ Championships, and lain Senior won a Perry won the Junior Creative Writing, and country again, Jonathan Ireland (later to get Gold Award in the Physics Institute Mr (Flashing Blade) Murray branded Chris a medal on the Loch Rannoch run) and lain Competition. Dorman a ‘genius of film criticism'. Raj Wilson won their events. The sporting Indeed, it was in Academe that the turned up, yet again, with a powerful read­ year finished on a high note with strong House particularly flourished. The average ing from The Brothers Karamazov in the represenation in the Athletics team. The 'plus’ score for the Third Form was the Carol Service. stars and lesser lights were admirably highest yet, and Alan Senior and Adam Nicol boys shone in the CCF. In Philip organised by Alastair Bennett to win the Tewson received end of year set prizes. Ainsworth, Paul Henderson, and Alastair Standards Competition in spite of a late run Effort in the Fourth Form was nearly as Bennett we had heads of Army, Navy and by Ruthven. On the last day of term, the good, with Nick Morley and Douglas Marines sections. Duncan Taylor and team overcame the strange reluctance of Patterson also collecting prizes. On Speech Andrew Yeates gained Gold Awards in the one sprinter, and a heart-stopping dropping Day the rostrum, when not crowded with Duke of Edinburgh Scheme and Paul of the baton, to win the cup with a fine 4 x girls, echoed to the feet of Matthew Manwaring and Mark Brand headed for 400 relay run. The smile of triumph on Pitchforth (Tatersall Art Prize); Hamish survival island. If you can believe it, Paul P hil’s face as he crossed the line was the McCartan (English); Andrew Yeates was hungry all the time, while Paddy sort of thing Housemasters feed on! (Physics) and Tom Hughes (Design and snoozed cheerfully yet wasn’t eaten by any­ It was largely due to the Head of House Technology). For last year’s A levels one! that this has been such a pleasant year. David Clark, now Cambridge bound, was Sport got a bit of a look in. Philip Ever the diplomat, and respected and liked Dux. Ainsworth was Captain of rugby, a by all levels, Philip was outstanding. He Music and Drama came close seconds. Presidential representative and came near to was loyally backed by Tom Hughes, who Alan Senior. Mark Hunter, Struan Fairbairn a Scottish Schoolboys cap. Mark Silver became the best devil’s advocate I have and Matthew and Nick Morley were all (full colours), John Green and Alastair known! orchestral players. Trumpeter Raj Bennett joined him regularly in the 1st X V My thanks go also to an excellent House Arumugam's performances of the Haydn with a good number of 2nd XV players, we staff. Mrs Murray, Jean and Davina have Concerto were the musical memories of the looked a good bet for the Senior Cup, but been untiring in their efforts to make Nicol year. He, Nick Morley and Spanish import the games were never held. At Under 15 a ‘show house’. Mrs Murray, in particular, Juan Figuerola were the basis of the level Noel Charlier. Ross McMillan and has been more than generous with her time Dixieland Band. With Robbie Wilson, Chris Burnett all played for the Midlands, and tender loving care in ministering to the David Man, Paul Manwaring and Philip but we lacked the depth to do well in the sickly and running the House Shop. Ainsworth (both occasionally), and Raj Junior House matches. John Green cap­ Messrs Wands and Ball and. latterly. Dr (again!), we dominated the male section of tained School Hockey. Alastair Bennett Tod, have been faithful and hard working the Choir. Hamish McCartan was Pipe was a key 1st XI player and joined by Tom visiting Tutors. Mr Ball now moves to take Major and won two piping cups, and James Hughes, Nick Jones and Andrew Marsham on the ‘heavies’ of Simpson. We wish him Steel Drum Major getting a second place in they won the Senior Indoor Cup in style. all the luck he needs, and, in anticipation, the CCF Competition. The long tradition Cricket has never been a Nicol speciality, congratulate him and his wife on their first of pipers and drummers was also upheld by but James Henderson bowled fiercely for child. The jewels in the crown have been Ross Cumming, Andrew Scott, Malcolm the XI. To everyone's surprise we even Mr and Mrs Vallot. Both have far exceed­ Ross, Robert Mawdsley, Douglas Patterson came second in an impromptu six-a-side. ed their briefs, and have developed such a and Chris Dorman, while lain Wilson won Although we had a smattering of represen­ rapport with the boys that the Housemaster an ‘ex cathedra’ drumming prize. tatives in minor sports (Philip Haenle and may now sit back and enjoy the autumnal The superb production of The Crucible Duncan Dunlop in Tennis, Ewan Watson as years o f his reign. was marked by a searing performance by vice captain of Golf), we only had real suc­ J.N.F. Paul Henderson, and characterful studies from Raj Arumugam and Duncan Dunlop. However, good playing by Colin (the next David Puttnam?) Perry, and great efforts by directors Paul Manwaring and Nick Jones never quite got the Junior House play going. In the inaugural Senior Competition Peter Seymour was a fetching Gwendoline and his rising to tower over David Mann’s Jack was the comic moment o f the evening. Alastair Bennett was disgustingly smooth. For the now regular in-House Christmas Entertainment, bereted David Saffron again bullied staff into Jack and the Beanstalk. Mr Wands was voted best dressed chicken of the year, and there might have been an element of typecasting in Mr Ball’s ‘Giant’. Messrs Wands, Vallot and Ford gave a true picture of Nicol life, only to be savaged by the ‘Upper Sixth's Revenge’. The other great social event of the year was the summer barbeque. Ably organised by the ad hoc committee of Paul Manwaring, Mark Brand and Angus Bayne, the mob fed well, and, while the Nicol sixth form ready for the Charity Ball

11 RUTHVEN

We are very lucky to have the best UVI chipping in. Congratulations on a Academic work - the effort put in as well boarding facilities of any school in clean sweep in the Victor Ludorem compe­ as the final results, continues to dominate Scotland but it is the people who make the titions, with Richard Wallace (Junior), our lives. Some members of the House space into a place. W ith a small, diverse James Barlow (Middle) - James also won would be wise to accept more of the advice and somewhat volatile Upper Sixth, things the Bronze Medal in the 800m at the on offer. It is actually not difficult to work were always going to be interesting! Scottish Schools Championships - and hard! For those with external exams it will Fergie did not last as a School Prefect but, Andy McCulloch (Senior) taking the hon­ not all be good news, but Ruthven will in his own way, put in a great deal as Head ours. have its fair share of outstandingly good of House. Calum did last as Head of results. Congratulations to David Macleod, On the School sports front we made a School, capping the year with a very good Philip Price (twice!), Amer Choudry and limited contribution to the 1st XV Rugby speech at the Leavers' Dinner, much to the Bruce McClure on their Academic Prizes - but a major one to the 2nds and the 1st V II. annoyance of the snipers! In Cameron others will have to wait for their rewards! notably via Cameron MacKay who also MacKay and Craig Gibson, we had two captained boys’ Athletics. Mr Ford’s pre­ There have been some wonderful strong characters who led by example and diction of 'no Ruthvenites in the 1st XI moments this year; the spirit and co-opera­ the importance of their contribution must Hockey' was as wide of the mark as ever. tion during the dark days of the power cut; not be underestimated. The final year in Messrs Quinn, Macdonald, MacDonnel and the House bar-be-que; the Cross-country any boarding school can be an infuriating Ward (Snr) proving the point. And the and Sports Day. time, with seemingly pointless restrictions Freeland-Simpson vice-like grip on the 1st To those colleagues who help to make and mindless routine. But, if one looks, XI Cricket was broken by Messrs Ruthven the place that it is - Messrs there is a great deal to gain. Some took MacDonnel and Ward (Snr). Elsewhere, Murray, Todd, Giles and Green - thanks on more than they gave but the majority saw Martin Fitchie captained the School Cross­ behalf of all o f us for everything that you their investment in time and effort repaid country team and Craig Gibson both do. To Kate, Christine and Sandra, who do over and over again and I thank them for Squash and Tennis. so much more than the routine chores - this. well done on surviving a second year! And There have been some notable Ruthven On the cultural side.Ruthven continues to to Tess, who suffers most of my pent-up sporting successes this year, not least of provide the backbone of the School Pipe rage, ditches most of my worst ideas before which was the Cup W inning Junior Rugby Band with medal winners in Ali Gaw, Alex they see the light of day and seems to wash XV, so ably captained by Euan MacKay. Macleod, Duncan Culliford and Michael most o f the boys’ games kit, I promise to A last ditch win over Simpson in the semi Govind. The Junior House Play, directed get out of your way for a while in the set up a memorable final and all those 'who by Chris Marshall, was a great success, as Summer! were there' will not forget it. Jon G ault’s was the Senior effort, the latter gaining con­ superb organisation of the Cross-country siderable critical acclaim. Gordon Duncan Many o f those departing brought great squad saw us take the Cup in fine style, this won first prize for Verse Speaking at the contributions to the House and they take after having been narrow runners-up in Edinburgh Festival and, amongst others, with them our best wishes. Amongst those both the Swimming and Ski-ing! The Russell Griffiths and David Macleod fly who are returning, we have terrific talent Summer term saw victories for Ruthven in our flag in the Orchestra. Richard Graham and energy. Good luck to Richard Graham. the Third Form and Junior Inter-House chaired the Junior Debating Society, Struan Ruthven’s third consecutive Captain of Football, in addition to those in the Squash Cochrane and Duncan MacDonald going School, and to Rod Williams, Head of and Tennis. Sports Day, and our Athletics down fighting to Thornbank in the competi­ House - by the time you read this you will Squad, weakened by D of E and Survival tion, despite winning the floor vote! Garry know just how good they are! absentees, pushed an excellent Nicol team Rogers won the Senior ‘Creative Writing' Finally, and perhaps more importantly, right to the last event; it was perhaps our Prize and Jonathan Wallace made his acting good luck to Mr McPhail and family and best 'Whole House' performance of the debut in the excellent School production of thanks again C.D.P.! year, with everyone from Third Form to The Crucible. DJ.B.

Christmas Feast for Ruthven SIMPSON

I have enjoyed my 15 years in Simpson, Smith, apart from their contribution to the Cricket. For some reason which I have encapsulating a period of rapid change in Orchestra, were key founder members of never quite managed to work out, the only which we have been housed in three differ­ the "Wee Cuthie Men", perhaps best major trophies that have eluded Simpson in ent buildings, each with its own characteris­ described as an ethnic troupe. Their skills this era have been the Cross-country and tics, advantages and disadvantages. I have ranged from juggling, to Laurie performing the Athletics. W ith Mr Crosfield and Mr numerous memories of the 420 people who on a minute recorder. Lee Walker was in Summersgill as House Tutors I am sure have been through the House in that time, the Scottish U16 Rugby squad, Alastair that this w ill be reversed. The former, in some good, some not so good, many amus­ Reekie and Harry Hensman represented the his limited spare time, was responsible for ing and probably better in the telling. Midlands U15 XV and Dougal Fergusson a successful shared Third Form weekend Through a decade and a half, a general air played for the Junior Wayfarer Cricket XI, with Ruthven and a French exchange. of bonhomie has pervaded. However, all Andrew Jeffrey caught some magnificent Andrew McNamara has done an excel­ good things come to an end and brutal reali­ catches for the Cricket XI and for those lent job as Head of House, and 1 would like ty is never far from the surface. The two who like old films, looked like a cross to thank him, the prefects, the Tutors and cherry trees, which guard the entrance to between Norman Wisdom and Mickey academic Tutors for their hard work. the new House and provide much colour in Rooney. Tim Hunter excelled in goal for Thanks too to Mr Young’s and Mrs the early summer, were given a drastic the hockey team, indoor and out. lain Clayton’s teams for feeding and clothing pruning in the chill of December. 1 made Fergusson, Jeff Shillitto and James us, and to Mrs Davison, the Housematron. some comment about hoping that they Davidson parachuted for charity and avoid­ and her helpers for clearing, cleaning and would survive, but the Second Master was ed being hospitalised. Moritz Beck, cajoling. At times she must have felt that characteristically quick to retort - "Just cut­ Sebastian Gerber and Alexander Rosinus the Augean Stables looked pristine com­ ting out all the dead wood at the same visited us from Germany, whilst, in France, pared to the House after a weekend. time." Needless to say, the trees have flour­ James Proctor discovered that his achilles Finally, 1 would like to say farewell to all ished as will Simpson under Alan and heel had moved up his body. In team the leavers and look forward to seeing Louise Ball. . sports, Zak Thomson led the skiers to victo­ many Simpsonites, past and present, in my It has not been the easiest of years in the ry. Mr Ross, not only the senior Tutor but new residence at the bottom of the hill. I House. A number of individuals have gone also the Basketball coach, inspired both the was very touched and grateful to receive a their own way and failed to make a positive senior and junior sides. Mark Ironside went vase engraved with the House Crest and a contribution. However, there have been one better than his beloved Aberdeen and clock from the old boys. Best wishes to numerous individual and group successes. lifted the Football trophy, whilst, to Mr you all. Pride of place goes to Garry Burton, who Court’s chagrin, Freeland - shorn of their gained a Scottish Schools' Rugby Cap and 1st XI stars - were defeated in the Junior N.T.H. Du. B. has been selected to tour Australia this sum­ mer, and Colin Mitchell, who won a place in the Scottish Schools G olf Team as well as cleaning up all the internal trophies. Jeff Shillitto won an Art Prize on Speech Day. Iain Fergusson, Piers Raper and Neil Russell all had important parts in The James Thin C ru cib le. Laurie Crump and Duncan BOOKSELLERS SINCE 1848

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13 THORNBANK

ANNUS HORRIBILIS - Those famous and in the final, which they won, they per­ efforts on behalf of the year groups they words spoken by the Queen summed up a suaded the judges (if not the floor) that in take a special interest in. Sadly Miss year for her in which if anything could go order to be equal with men, women need to Rodgers will be leaving next session but wrong, it did. No matter how long you are be better. The floor consisted of a predomi­ will be replaced by Miss Carlisle. Miss in a job it doesn’t become any easier, and nantly male audience! Rodgers' energy, enthusiasm and laughter the problems she faced were basically none On the sporting front, in the Inter House will be missed. Mrs Barnes, Morag and of her own making, yet they caused her competitions we managed by the skin of Liz have seen the year through once more worry, despair and, possibly at times, a loss our teeth to hold on to the Hockey trophy, in cheerful style despite several threats of of faith in human nature, kindness and retained the Athletics, regained the Tennis walking out if the girls could not be slight­ understanding. only to relinquish the Cricket. The orches­ ly tidier. My grateful thanks go to them for There were certainly some incidents in tra continues to benefit from the talents of not leaving me in the lurch! the House this year which left me feeling girls in the House, this year being no excep­ Every Upper Sixth year has a great deal as old as the Queen Mother when 1 had tion with the arrival of Agnes Bradley and to cope with academically in their final dealt with them, and also to declare it was Jennifer Mair - both superb violinists - and year and their duties as prefects within the not going to be a vintage year and very the jazz band gained Jennifer Inglis. Sadly, House. This year has been no exception possibly an annus horribilis. the two Jennifers were here only for Upper and my grateful thanks to them all, espe­ We did not have to contend with fire on Sixth but their music making has been a cially Alison as Deputy Head and Emma as the scale of Windsor Castle but this was delight to listen to - especially for the Head o f House, for their efforts in guaran­ more by good luck and the vigilance by the Headmaster’s Music and Speech Day. teeing the House continues to have a staff on duty rather than safe practice by No matter the traumas during the year, friendly and welcoming atmosphere. the girls. Leaving irons (containing little the Royal public engagements continue. The end o f term and the session ended water) switched on and going to bed, or No matter the ups and downs in the House, on a high note, with a large number in the putting a toastie in the machine then going the academic work continues. Time alone House contributing to the poster competi­ to have a shower whilst it cooked are inci­ will tell whether those sitting external tion on aspects of the School. These dents which occurred regularly despite con­ examinations have gained success, but posters will be displayed on the walls next stant reminders and by the end o f the first rewards at Speech Day were attained by year. Prizes were presented to Caroline term the family within the House appeared Rachel Taylor, Jennifer Mair, Jennifer Frame - the organiser - Emma Dooley, not to be working as a unit. Inglis, Alison Mitchell and Fiona Monro. Lucy Webster and Sarah Caird, by the Then the new term, after Christmas, Some of the G CSE group appeared to leave Headmaster. After this he spoke to the brought ’flu and flood, and in true British their efforts rather late, but better late than House of having a full appreciation of the stiff-upper-lip style the House pulled never! The Fourth Form and Lower Sixth traditional and alternative approach to art together despite ill health, power cuts and grades gradually improved over the year and indeed life, and that there was room for foul weather! Seniors willingly coped with with notable orders from Gillian Wallace both within a school. I agree with this and delivering meals to the bedsides of junior and a consistently high standard set by feel there is room for both within the girls with 'flu; during the snowfall every­ Helen Nesbitt which gained her a form House but hope, as a ‘Trad’, that the one helped with the candle-lit house enter­ prize at the end of the year. Alternatives do not lose sight of having tainment to while away the chilly evenings. My thanks, as always, to the academic consideration for others at all times. This was heartening. tutors. Miss Neale. Mrs Summersgill, Miss Indeed, by Easter I could cheerfully take Rodgers and Mrs Watson, for their lime and stock of the many positive events which had taken place: The City of Dweebs, that alternative Greek Tragedy had produced several up and coming actresses in the Junior House Play Competition. The Senior Drama Competition - an act from The Importance of Being Earnest - earned Eilidh Currie Best Actress and Lucy-Anne Bryans Best Supporting Actor (?) prizes. The School production of The Crucible featured outstanding performances from Kirsty Palmer, Eilidh Currie, Lesley-Anne Dewar and Cora Dunn. Such was the qual­ ity of their acting they were awarded a first Place in the Edinburgh Festival Speech and Drama Competition. Other notable awards at this competition went to Lucy Young, Camilla MacDonell, Abigail Barlow, Kirstine Lawson, Agnes Bradley, Darlene Khazaka and Jane Baillie. At the Perth Festival Competition Helen Nesbitt, Agnes Bradley and Eilidh Currie received merits with Lesley-Anne Dewar gaining a distinc­ tion in Verse Speaking. The annual Inter House Junior Debating Competition brought together a formidable team - vol­ unteered by the House - of Lucy Webster and Abigail Barlow who debated on topics ranging from Public Schools to Fashion June Baillie and Kate Barker

14 WOODLANDS

A year of great changes in Woodlands: these days that there is little left for any­ Carolita The ’Aloha’ Surfing Cup Jonathan and Paula Forster went to take thing else, the term being shorter as well. Sophie The Keir Ironing Prize over Moreton Hall School in Shropshire; Speech Day came and went, sadly unac­ Hilary The Paracetamol Prize for Mrs Broadfoot gave up her Thursday companied by a half-term but enlivened by Services to the Pharmaceutical evenings to concentrate on her new job; the Headmaster's speech. And then? Well, Industry the S-J family moved house to take up their as the notice in the foyer announced, we Annabel The Mothercare Prize for biggest challenge yet. On the receiving “wasted" Thornbank at Cricket (It was the Youngest in House end of the changes no less than eighty-one ENGLAND XI), but unfortunately didn't do Finally (or nearly so), many thanks to all girls (including Marie-Laure Piganeau) quite as well in the tennis (although it who have helped or contributed in any wondered what to expect. New ideas should go on record that Angie and Carolita way, as pupils or as staff, in what has been always have a mixed reception. Some beat NICOL) a good year for Woodlands. Particular things were seen as better, some things Time to say goodbyes. In the final thanks to Mrs Forbes, who has tutored here were welcomed as better because they were House Prize-Giving Ceremony the follow­ for seven years; to Mrs Ross and Mrs different and a good few were “Not what ing awards were made: Hamilton; to Miss England; to Betty and Mr Forster used to do". For myself there Suzi The Stewart Prize for Post Highers Vicky. A big thank you to all the Prefects were the awful questions o f what to do in Nicky The Flying Crowe Fitness Prize new and old, and to Pauline and Suzi for House Meetings, whether the Sixth Form Angie The East Drive Exploration directing the House in its first year under were really discussing the theory o f relativ­ Award new management. ity in the kitchens during period eight on Jenny The “Beanie" Biology Prize Friday and whether the House Funds would Pauline The Teetotallers’ Tankard Here are a few oddments left over on the stretch to the taxidermist's fee for stuffing Caroline The Lamont Economics Prize wordprocessor: Mark Brand and Paul Manwaring for per­ Rona The Bacchus Award Memories of the year: seventy people in manent display in the foyer. Pip The Pitchforth Careers Research pyjamas sprawled in the common room in The Junior House Play, a subtle and pro­ Prize the light of two hurricane lamps; Kate fessional drama of intrigue, murder and Karen The Marlboro Award for Industry Miller’s tidiness; Pip’s moods; Pauline’s cucumber sandwiches, penned by Claire Carolyn The East W ing Memorial W hip moods; Mariet’s moods; the North Wing and Jennie and ably directed by Vicky for Kitchen Supervision squirrel. McMahon, was in our unpartisan opinion Mariet The BT Prize for Incoming unlucky not to win more prizes; in future Phone-calls A.S-J. we will obviously have to include more bad language and aimless running around if we are to remain competitive. The Hockey teams had a good go at relieving Thornbank of the Cup, both games were close and thrilling: luckily we had no problems in the Netball competition. The Swimming Team did superbly, too. We also (this is specially for Lucy Quarry) thrashed the rest of the School, boys included, in the Inter-House Shooting for the second year running. The Spring Term started, of course, with those power cuts ... and never seemed to recover its poise. Looking back, it was dominated (from my point of view at least) by people rushing to finish projects and dissertations, doing mocks and not going ski-ing. We did less well than expected in the ski-ing, but at least all the members of the team will be here for next season. The Senior House Play was an ambitious and technically superb production of a scene from Brecht's Mother Courage, set in pre­ sent day Bosnia; few who were privileged to see its performance will forget Kananu’s lines or indeed Ruth’s drum solo. Many thanks here to Steph and Lindsey for directing, and to Mr Proctor for the use of his wheelbarrow. Summer, and exam fever gripped the House. W ell, parts o f it - mostly not the Lower Sixth, a talented bunch who were so confident in their abilities that they only needed a day or two of revision. The Fifth and Upper Sixth disappeared from view almost entirely, and things fell strangely quiet in the foyer. The summer ain’t what it used to be; exams take up so much o f it Drawing by Kananu Kirimi

15 CHAPEL NOTES

PART OF THE SERMON FOR Maastricht will have diminishing accom­ won me over. It was a brilliant piece of ADVENT SUNDAY, 29th NOVEMBER modation for cows, let alone cowboys. persuasion which made me think again 1992 - Preached by the Revd Ian And even if we’re not all neo-Nazis, it about the individual's responsibility to the Mackenzie, M.A. (formerly B.B.C. seems there’s a limit to the accommodation whole community, including alien species Scotland) w e’re prepared to offer to alien Europeans such as masters. That incident helped me You are fortunate indeed that 1 have been like Bosnians; forget Indians! Fictional to evolve into a less alien species. The spared to come among you and deliver this aliens, though, as in Ridley Scott’s film ic Housemaster, a cheerful and popular man, inspirational address. You owe my Advent monsters - they would be acceptable im m i­ didn’t resign. He evolved. His name was to the vigour with which I have fought off a grants because they beckon from a future Wilfred Hoare, and he came on here to be a virus. In the last few days I ’ve been laid beyond the immediate future, because that distinguished Headmaster of Strathallan. low with a severe attack of one of the most future, the one just out of reach, doesn't I began by telling you of my fight virulent bugs known to man - as well as to have to be dealt with, we can just hold it in against the nostalgia bug. I’ve worked woman, child, and Ugandan giraffe, our mind’s eye as dream, or nightmare. through it now. Belgian rabbit, Gleneagles golfer and W e’re more ready to be friendly to fictional It is not true that schooldays are the hap­ Strathallan prefect - I refer to the bug aliens than to real ones. In other words, piest in your life. Some days are good, oth­ described in the best text-books as humbu- fantasy is easier than reality. ers are bad. Some people have a happier gus sentimentalis - in colloquial terms, sen­ Real life, you will not be surprised to time than others. But it is an important timental humbug. As I considered what I hear me observe, is like climbing a moun­ time. Because your whole experience at should say here today, waves o f this ail­ tain. The summit is always over the next school is an Advent, a time of preparation ment, sometimes known as nostalgia, swept ridge - no? Then it must be the next - or the for the pain and happiness that make life over me. next. “Hope deferred maketh the heart what it is - an evolving dream being turned I, too, you see, at the zenith of my life, sick", is biblical poetry. Reality is that if into reality. The future is not the train was incarcerated in a boarding school, and you defer, not just hope about the ham and arriving. The future is you departing. I never quite recovered. It’s a straightfor­ mustard sandwiches you promised yourself Departing now for the rest of your life. ward case o f arrested development. The at the summ it - that maketh the stomach And the destination? You don't have a origins of this interesting condition in my even sicker. In real life there’s no short cut. destination. You have a destiny, and your case reach their tentacles far into the You just have to go on. To change the working-out of that destiny will affect the remote past. I recall with ice-cold clarity metaphor - and what use are metaphors if future of the world. It is the Advent o f that the moment at which my older sister threw you can't change them? - the next bit of the future world that we look forward to today. open my bedroom door and cried brightly, future is always about to arrive at Platform May God go with you into it. “Happy Birthday, Ian!” 1 loved her dearly, 13, until the tannoy tells you in strangulated and her smile was infectious, but on that gobbledespeak that it is held up by the (The Revd Ian Mackenzie returned to occasion her greeting smote me with a wrong kind of leaves on the line, the wrong School in the Spring Term 1993, where, on sense of doom. I was no longer young. kind of snow in the heating system, or the a Saturday evening in his company, we Behind me stretched a profligate past, wrong kind of beer in the buffet. Then you “Sang a New Song" with his inspired strewn with the flotsam and jetsam of the suddenly find it has sneaked into Platform 1 accompaniment on the piano in the Music carefree irresponsible years. Ahead when you weren’t looking and your Aunt Room. His choice of hymns old and new stretched adulthood, the long grey climb to Agatha has disappeared in a taxi. In other and his serious and light-hearted commen­ the escarpment of old age. What age was 1 words, the future d o e sn 't exist, it has tary will long be remembered by musicians on that dread morning? Four! I had sur­ turned into the past while you were rushing and searchers after “The Truth". vived being one. I had enjoyed being two. around in the present. Time is as slippery We are grateful to him for the many I had drunk deeply of the heady experience as soap in the bath. hours he invested in his two Sermons and of being three. But four! Only one year of What all this means is that our evolution for the evening music.) life left. Then the advent o f the alien king­ of time into a communal experience has the dom: school! same function as Advent has in the Autumn Term Preachcrs: The Revd Dr lain Bradley If that chilling birthday morning put a Christian calendar; it announces a (formerly BBC. Chaplain. Stratheden Hospital). The dampener on my spirit, what happened a Kingdom where both loners and crowds Revd James L. Weatherhead (Principal Clerk to the year later was a full scale waterfall. My will evolve into an enhanced consciousness General Assembly; Chaplain to H.M. the Queen). Mr Tim Middleton (Scripture Union). The Revd David first day at school was for me a riddle hid­ of living together. Hamilton (Curriculum Officer, the Church o f Scotland). den in an enigma wrapped in a mystery It’s called community. The free choice The Revd Alistair H. Symington (Bcarsdcn. New K il­ surrounded by the railings of Fraserburgh of independent spirits, learning to work patrick). The Very Rcvd Dr W.J. Macdonald Primary School playround. At playtime 1 together. That’s what you’re learning in (Moderator. 1989). The Revd D.D. Ogston (St Johns sat alone on the grass verge and watched a this school. It’s not easy. It can be painful. Kirk. Perth) Die Revd David Beckett maelstrom of inter-galactic robots in the Not a lot that’s wortwhile is easy. (Greyfriars/Highland Tolbooth. Edinburgh). Spring Term Preachers: The Rcvd Charles Robertson grip of mass hysteria. It was later Christmas is the dream com ing true, the (Canongatc Kirk. Edinburgh). The Revd David Mill explained to me that these were actually fantasy coming to earth. Advent is our (Greenock). The Revd Uist Macdonald (Perth). The boys playing cowboys and Indians. This working through the problem to get there. Revd David Ogston (St John's Kirk. Perth). The Revd consisted of everyone rushing round the To finish with - a true story about living Callum O'Donnell (Troon Old). The Revd A.J. Scobic school in one direction, waving arms and in community. In my last year as a boy at (Cardrose). Mr Tim Middleton (Scripture Union). The Rcvd Ian Mackenzie (BBC). shouting, then rushing round the opposite Fettes, I founded a scurrilous weekly maga­ Preacher at the Confirmation Service: The Rt Revd way. I felt I had better things to do with zine called ‘The W art’. One of the house­ Michael Hare Duke, Bishop o f St Andrew's Dunkeld my life, but I couldn't think what, and masters was outraged and threatened to and Dunblane. Lector: The Very Revd Graham Forbes when the Headmistress came over and said, resign unless the Headmaster banned it. / (Provost. St Mary’s Cathedral. Edinburgh). Conduct of “Ian, wouldn’t you like to play with the was outraged. How dare the Establishment Service: The Revd Bob Fyffe (Rector. St John's Episcopal Church, Perth). Eucharistic President: The other boys and girls?" I looked at her in threaten to crush our noble effort to Chaplain. utter astonishment and said in a loud voice, enhance the school's conciousness? The Summer Term Preachers (The “ Pighillian Term ’): "No." She looked at me with foreboding. Head spoke to me. “ Look here,” he said, The Rcvd Alan Reid. Bridge o f Allan (Chaplain 1977- What she had on her hands was a loner. “the main job of any Head is to keep his 1981). The Rcvd Callum T. O ’ Donnell (Troon Old). In the world you’ve grown up in, of staff a happy family. Then they’re more The Revd David Wcckes (Chaplain. Fcttcs College). course, the very concept o f cowboys and likely to keep the school happy. I’ll defend The Revd W. N. Montcith (Chaplain 1970-1977). Preacher at the Valedictory Service: The Very Rcvd Indians will seem roughly coterminous your magazine if you compromise and Graham Forbes (Provost, St Mary's Cathedral. with the dinosaurs. The Europe of make your material less subversive.” That Edinburgh).

16 MUSIC

“He that hopes to he good must not only These words were not written by some Compleat Angler. The lessons encapsulat­ bring an inquiring, searching, observing finger-wagging old schoolmaster attempt­ ed in this book are still fresh and relevant wit, but he must bring a large measure of ing to lead his reluctant disciples into grace, today, and as true for the musician as the hope and patience, and a love and propensi­ but by one wise old philosopher who spent angler. ty to the art itself; but having once got and a great part of his life on a river bank, prac­ This musical season has been a most practised it, then doubt not but it will prove tising "the Angle". Izaak Walton, born 400 active and varied one, and like Walton's to be so pleasant, that it will be like virtue, years ago, wrote possibly the most famous gamebook entries, some notable catches a reward to itself." book on fishing ever penned - The have been recorded. Those with “inquir­ ing, searching and observant wit” have pur­ sued their studies into the harmony of Bach, the songs of Schubert, and the operas of Mozart for both A Level and Highers exams, and “ hope and patience” were cer­ tainly the watchwords for students of musi­ cal theory. If these more exalted examina­ tions might be likened to fishing with a dry-fly, there have been also those with the worm and spinners out for the Associated Board Grade 5 Theory passes. These are obligatory requirements for those wishing to tackle the practical exams o f Grades 6-8. I always find it surprising that there is such reluctance to learn the theory of the lan­ guage. The tests are after all only the writ­ ten versions of what players are playing and their teachers have been telling them since the fingers started to flex. The pursuit of Associated Board exam successes is very much left to the discretion of the individual teachers, or to the enthusi­ asm, or lack of it, from the pupil. Although these, like all other things, are becoming increasingly more expensive to enter, the exams do have the effect o f focusing the mind and fingers and preventing a drift into inactivity. They have always been consid­ ered a useful measuring-stick of success. Whether with or without Associated Board exams, there are many who show real “love and propensity to the art itself” . Some truly virtuoso performances have been proffered this year, and with music of an uncompromisingly advanced and pro­ fessional repertoire. The Headmaster’s Musick is the first musical hurdle to cross each season, and although the term now starts earlier than hitherto, to achieve the standards attained in such a relatively short time is a great credit to all the players. The 1992 pro­ gramme reflects the very great wealth of talent lurking in the deeps. Villa-Lobos' Bachianas Brasilieras No 5 for an orches­ tra of Cellos and soprano is only ever rarely heard, and it was a great treat to hear it so elegantly played. William Walton’s F acade is another such rarity, and the chamber group most professionally got round the formidable problems to accom­ pany the wonderfully lunatic poems by Osbert and Edith Sitwell. The SCR reciters most nobly joined in the fun of the piece with period costume to add the final touch of authenticity. Each and every piece is a ‘first’ for someone, but the Choir’s offering o f Gaelic singing was a real treat, while Laurie Jennifer Muir on Speech Day Crump and friends formed themselves into

17 a group, since known as “Wee Cuthie come, or they just like the tunes. Whatever If the above list of “fisherman’s tales" Men", to play and arrange music from the reason, they all play it well, and this will seems far-fetched, doubt it not. There is bars and the fields. W ith an instrumental remain a musical highlight for a while yet. not one tale of the “one that got away". line-up including harp, tin-whistle, horn, The Choir, already mentioned for their Musicians are an honest bunch, a good, piano, keyboard, fiddle and drums, they excellent Gaelic singing, continue to sing clean-living lot. The reward for it this continue to produce splendid toe-tapping through all the great choral repertoire, and year, we trust, is a trip to Prague. We plan medleys which well equals some of the it is most comforting to hear the comments to take Europe's most musical city by expensively produced recordings available from colleagues or members of the School storm, with Harp and Hurdy-gurdy, Cuthie to the folk-music enthusiast. as they hear grand sounds emerging from and Claymore, Bagpipe and Brass-band; Fiddlers they certainly are, but both the empty Chapel as they walk past our w e’ll put their love o f music to the test! Jennifer Mair and Agnes Bradley proved rehearsals. There is no doubt that singing Lunchtime concerts in the streets, and themselves violinists of no mean distinc­ in the “full” Chapel on a Sunday remains a evening performances in castelated splen­ tion on many occasions. Together they daunting task. Not only does the acoustic dour. What an opportunity! played Mozart’s most demanding Two noticeably alter when 2500 yards of tartan We trust there will be enough followers Violin Concerione, and each a concerto by absorb the voices, but the close proximity of the art to make the venture possible, but Mozart and a Brandenburg Concerto by of the consumers is sometimes less than a in any event, the practice and the pleasure Bach. Jennifer used her ‘Sixth Year stimulant. The “Angus MacDonald of exploring the music is as Izaak Walton Studies’ year to great advantage, offering (Freeland 78-83) Law of Performance” said, a "most fit use for an idle hour, not her musical talents in every conceivable remains unchallenged. idly spent”. form, coupled with an onerous academic The “ Monday nighters" - the regular sec­ task o f three A levels in a year, yet she tional rehearsal for the tenors and basses of F.N.R. managed to play Chamber music every the Choir - has remained one of the musi­ week, performing a demanding Mozart cal/social high-spots for me. At any time The Robert Barr Prize for Music: Neil Wilson Trio and the Trout Quintet by Schubert. there can be a mixture of deep discussion The Patrick Grandison Prize for Strings: In addition to the large-scale groups who on ultimate questions of life, a demonstra­ Jennifer Mair rehearse and perform regularly, the small tion of juggling talents from the Help in music group tuition, and music lessons groups play just as frequently, and rely on Crump/Smith roadshow, card-sharping during the year has been given by: the support of a loyal and musically distin­ from the other end of the row and, of Piano: Violin: guished band of faithful. Neil Wilson has course, Music. Barber-shop, or as hap­ Gordon West William Baxter Joy Taylor Gladys Lofthousc played in every group, every week since pened very recently, a history of Tudor Viola: Riley. From the days as a Riley Cellist, Church music performed in four parts - at Steven Janies Malcolm Ross whose feet scarcely touched the ground, great discomfort to the “trebles" and “altos” Matthew Bcetschen F.N.R. and whose fingers found the fingerboard a - or just practice of the difficult bits from Cello: real struggle, Neil is an example of the the Messiah or an off-the-cuff performance Angela Dagpunar musician who found the task so “pleasant, o f Don Giovanni, especially the famous Flute: Brass: it became a reward in itself’ - or nearly ‘Conquests’ aria, dedicated to the current Marion Bolton Christopher Stcarn always! From cellist he grew into the dou- amorous chorister. Antonia Home ble-bass as required, and became the har­ If the majority of musicians do not get to Clarinet & Horn: Saxophone F.N.R. monic main-stay of the Dixieland Band, as play in public very regularly then this is the Sandra Jones he did, as the choir appreciate, as the year o f the push, and there will be another Janet Tortoishell longest-serving and highest singing tenor in attempt to extend the performing groups. Clarsach: Oboe: the Choir. This alone would single him out The new Theatre has an acoustic to flatter Ian Hood Jenny Urcn for a medal. and seats for plenty, so let us hope the “art Guitar: The Dixieland Band is a splendid institu­ will prove to be so pleasant”. Selina Madcly tion. It offers a chance to let rip in a way no other musical group can ever do. If you blow a few “raspberries” as the duff notes are known in the trade, you call it improvi­ sation, and you say'all manner of things towards music theory, because playing softly in a group that has side-drum, trom­ bone, saxophones, clarinet and Raj Arumugam on trumpet is the equivalent of hoping to keep an egg on a spoon in a rug­ ger scrum! It may be invidious to single out one player, but “having got it and practised it”, and practice means many hours of diligent, careful listening, Raj really is an embryo musician who advances Izaak Walton’s theories in a most practical and real way. He has shown us all what is possible if one has determination to succeed. The distin­ guished trumpeter Hakan Hardenburger plays The Haydn (for those not subscribing to “Gramophone”, this is the Concerto for Trumpet, considered at its first playing as impossible to play), but Raj performs it. Quite splendidly, too. It is a cracking, good piece, and the orchestra love it. I am never quite sure whether it is because they are waiting for the raspberries which never Mr James and the Dixieland Jazz Band

18 PIPES AND DRUMS

Chilly, and shivering on ice. Outside - a cent effort, victory was not to be ours. Yet hot January morning. The paradox of we did not retreat with our tails between nature found its reflection in a Band that our legs, 1 hope. We weren’t magnificent looked good and sounded bad. and we didn't come first (though our Drum Until, that is, the pipes were tuned and Major nearly did!), but we gave of our best from which point everything went fine - which is what we have come to expect. more or less. Thus it struck home that the Besides, coming first isn’t always every­ notorious Pipe Band, which had seemed to thing. Participation in good spirit is a merit have ascended from the nethermost reaches in its own right. of Hell at the start of the session, would After that, all that was left was to pack give reason for us to be less sanguine than our spats in our old kit bag and smile, usual. A summer of debauched activity smile, smile - all the way to Sports' Day had drained life from limb and the so- and our grand finale with a rendition of the called Pipe Major seemed unable to see Headmaster’s “farewell” tune D a vid past his hair, let alone guide the “Flagship Pighills' Farewell to Strathallan School of the School”. Most distressing of all, written by Pipe Major Barron, which however, we were deprived o f the leadship marked the apogee of this year's fun and of Pipe Major Barron, fortunately conva­ games in the piping corner. lescing after a serious operation during that And talking of smiles - it was fitting first term. But for the unrelenting efforts of reward more than any 1st at the C.C.F. the Band President, all the instructors Competition, to see the smile on Mr involved this year, the aid of Mr Miller Pighills' face at the conclusion of Sports’ who held the fort during those shaky winter Day, the Summer Term and his distin­ months and continued to assist Pipe Major guished career as Headmaster. His support Barron on his welcome return to School, of the Band in particular over the years has the Band would have sunk to rock bottom. been excellent, in recognition of which, he Finally a hazy atmosphere of sawdust and was invited to present the medals at the metal filings accompanied by the profanely School Piping Competition. We hope that unmusical utterances of the workmen’s the illum inated copy o f his tune and the hammers below our sacred domain drove cassette of the Band playing it w ill bring many to the brink of insanity and bronchi­ him much pride and satisfaction on many a tis, as well as heralding the fact that we dark winter night. were to move our premises not once but On this note (pun!) 1 shall bring this twice during the course o f the year. Yet year’s review to an end, “and not before music was once a cure for the mad and a time,” I hear the miserly word counters at cure it was once more ... the editorial desk of The Strathallian. Yet 1 Always priding itself on its sense of bal­ cannot do so without reiterating my thanks ance, the Band got on its skates once again to all involved - not least the boys (and at Dewar’s Rinks, Perth, for the Bell’s girl!) in the Band for making it all happen. European Curling Championship. The Final (magnificent) appearance for Hamish Hamish McCartan result was far from disappointing despite a minor slip involving both the Pipe and “David Pighills' Farewell to Drum Majors and their somewhat way­ found themselves floundering in the gluti­ Strathallan School" ward winking communications ... nous mass of mud. Pause ye who read, to This fine tune was composed by our Sectional interests forever playing a ponder what this meant for a Pipe Band ... Senior Piping Instructor, Pipe Major R. A. large part in our sphere of action, the next There was not one of us who escaped a sul­ Barron, B.E.M. The illuminated copy stop was via “The Rev’s” car to lying from head to toe. Instruments were referred to was worked in gold leaf by Auchterarder Golf Club where a trio of soaked. Fingers froze. No one watched. Roderick Barron and presented to the pipers added melody to festivity at the All took shelter. Our only remuneration Headmaster by Hamish at the conclusion of Annual Burns’ Supper. was mudcaked footwear which once shone Sports' Day. The Band's next adventure can aptly be in the sun. I, too, would like to echo Hamish in described as ‘a nightmare’. By the time Nevertheless, the Band was not to be eas­ thanking the Headmaster for all his support this was over the prophecies of woe came ily discouraged and faced the elements the to and for the Pipes and Drums. It is never horribly true and the Band indeed wound day following, this time at a Garden Party easy for any member of staff to persuade a up in a dilapidated state. Dressed in full at Rossie House as part of Scotland’s Headmaster to part with cash for a particu­ No 1 dress, all polished and shined, some Garden Scheme. Once more fortune lar project. Less so when it involves con­ of us even sporting a long-needed haircut, frowned on us and it rained. siderable sums of money - as it always does we innocently arrived at the Fife A malignant twist of fate then landed us where a Band is involved. He always lis­ Agricultural Show as Miss Langtry might once again in the midst of an agricultural tened patiently and even when the School have arrived in the swamps of Outer throng of sows and mud at Alyth had large long-term financial commitments Mongolia, in the rain. (Ed: Did Outer Agricultural Show. By this time we had in other areas he always managed to find Mongolia possess swamps ?) One foot of come to accept that as a matter of course the funds required. But more than financial mud covered an expanse of four or five the Pipe Band is rained on and rained off in support, his physical presence on the fields. It was maliciously rumoured that the traditional manner. W ith the Scottish Chapel Lawn when we were practising, in "The Rev” spurned a policeman’s offer to Schools' C.C.F. competition the next day, the old 'Piping Palace’ above Big Acre, at guide him to a spot from whence his Volvo we saved our No. 1 ‘kit’ and donned C.C.F. competitions and as long-suffering would be tractor-towed to a parking space, ‘Sunday Dress’. Thus, another injurious but generous host at “The Lady Lauriston” and instead opted to park on an unsuspect­ incident was provided to pre-empt any feel­ in the Music Room and in the Saloon with ing pensioner’s flower bed, two miles from ing of smugness as our most sensible and encouraging words to budding Prep School the show-ground. prudent Drum Major managed to break the piping guests, and his blind-eye to the on­ It rained intermittently ... and hailed ... prize mace cleanly in two. Obviously, going subsidising of both piping and drum­ and the wind blew. A ll o f these occured things were not going in our favour. ming lessons, as well as his in-season con­ co-terminously whenever a Band member In spite of “The Rev” driving off in the versations with all the Instructors, added to stuck one black-brown spat out of the bus dawn of Competition Sunday to borrow a the strength of the Band. door. Every single car had to be towed in mace from Lathallan School, the downward and out by tractors and even some tractors spiral was set to continue. Despite 1(M) per T.G.L.

19 VERSE SPEAKING

“ Drama success at Strathallan" said the Perthshire Advertiser, but this year's Verse Speaking must not be forgotten. Although many people were also involved with Drama at Perth, Edinburgh and in School, extra effort was found from somewhere to heartily show their versatility in the various verse-speaking skills, too. We started the year in November in the Perth Scots Verse/Burns Competition. This was the first of quite a few successful attempts at fighting off the opposition (not literally!) to gain recognition in their class­ es. Amelia Blair Oliphant, Nicol Nicolson and Lesley-Anne Dewar won their classes, with myself second and Katrin Willmen (who overcame the trouble of breaking through the barrier of German to Scots!) came third. We all received certificates for our efforts, which gave others the courage to try again next time even if they d id n ’t Prize winners at the Edinburgh Festival win.

Other events were the Perth Festival, last Eatings" but it was the Under 17’s! Eilidh The De'ils Awa’ wi’ the Englishman. Well term, where once again success was sweet. Currie, Hilary Baird. Lesley-Anne Dewar done to everyone and to Lesley who also Suprisingly enough (or maybe not so) and I came first with an extract from The won the School Verse Speaking Prize. A Amelia and Lesley-Anne won their classes, Crucible (thankfully!) and Abigail Barlow special reminder and grateful thanks, of showing their ability to maintain the high and Camilla MacDonnell came second. course, must be given to Mrs McFarlane, standard. More recent was our trip to the With a surprising stroke of luck we also Mrs Forbes and Mrs Adam, for their help Edinburgh Festival where we both acted achieved ‘Honours’ which was the highest (not only with the accents!) and encourage­ and recited in Drama and Verse Speaking grade at the drama classes. Other festival ment throughout the year. with more victory. Nicol not only won his winners were Gordon Duncan for a recita­ speech-making class with “Seasons’ tion o f Gin I was God and Lucy Kitson for Kirsty Palmer

DEBATING

An innovation was Debating in Riley. Although Mr Longmuir sought mathe­ ferring of ‘Points of Order/Points of The aim was to allow Form II pupils to matical advice from Mr Giles as to how to Information") and Abigail Barlow (she of have a chance to debate before they organise a "poo r’ competition, he still got it the lack of conviction), the Thornbank reached the rather daunting experience of wrong, and “ Pool 1" Debated first, followed team, did very well to win the Final ("That confronting a Senior School which might by “Pool II". Nevertheless, the first pool of this House believes that in order to prove be less than sympathetic to the causes of Ruthven, Freeland and Simpson got the themselves equal with men, women have to either the Proposition or the Opposition. competition under way. be better than men") in a difficult debate This activity was the first of its kind set The Ruthven team (Struan Cochrane and against a formidable opposition. up for Riley House and the response was Duncan Macdonald) deserve a lot of credit Thanks must go to Mr Longmuir and the good. However, improvements in debating for their performance. Despite this, they Debating Committee for all their efforts. “technique" had to be tackled. were closely beaten for a place in the Final There was considerable potential by Thornbank. Kate Turner amongst the Riley pupils and. hopefully, The second pool, consisting of Caroline Proctor they will continue to enjoy debating in the Woodlands, Nicol and Simpson, also over­ Senior School. came the difficulty of the motions (notably Thanks, too, must go to Hamish The climax of the year's work came in “That this House believes that there is more McCartan who shared the Speaker’s Chair the Inter-Divisional Competition. The w in­ to Art than meets the eye”; though the and Gavel with me during the Senior ners in the close final were Jemma Nicol and Simpson debate missed the point School debates. Particular thanks to Kale Hepworth and Michael Smith, although Ian "That in the light of recent events, this and Caroline for unassumingly organising, Stewart and Louise Macdonald put up a House believes that Britain no longer teaching and enthusing Riley and to brave fight. Thanks to all those who requires a Royal Family”, concentrating Rebecca Milne and Lesley-Ann Dewar. attended debates over the year, and espe­ more on the cost of maintaining a Royal The real ‘star’ ascending the Speaker’s cially to Mr Thomson for making the ven­ Family, rather than on the crucial phrase Chair, as well as pacifying Mr Reed (whose ture possible. “in the light of recent events". Music Room chairs were regularly filched) Three Senior School debates were held Nevertheless, all six teams deserve credit and whose interventions of "Miss X" or during the Autum n Term but, due to the for seriously amd grimly, tackling these "M r Y ... I do not believe that I said ..." inexorable pressure of examinations, it was difficult motions. was, of course. Richard Graham, now curtailed. The Junior House (Forms III and Lack of organisation in Simpson and a Captain of School. Without his managerial IV) Inter-House Debating Competition dubious Nicol team left the Woodlands’ skills, before, during and after debates, I took place throughout the Summer Term, team of Amelia Blair Oliphant and Morag would have looked sillier than I am. with some teams having only four or five Bruce in a ‘one horse race’ to the Final. days in which to prepare themselves. Lucy Webster (she o f the diffident pre­ T.G.L.

2(1 “ALL THE WORLD’S A STAGE..... ”

An addition to the many drama activities at Strathallan came this year with the for­ mation of the Drama Club. Weekly activities have included stage­ craft. improvisation, characterisation and voice work. One highlight this year was a make-up demonstration which culminated in the girls attempting to make Mrs McFarlane look even more aged and Mrs Hunter like a callow youth! The climax to activities in the first term was the dramatisation (without props, scenery or costume) o f two Scottish tradi­ tional tales, one which was performed at the St Andrew's Night Celebration, and both at Christmas for Forgandenny Primary School. There were theatre visits to Stirling. Perth and Edinburgh, including backstage tours of Perth Theatre and Edinburgh's Traverse. One o f the most popular activities was the Clockwork Orange Day in October. Tag Theatre’s youth worker and dance director came to lead drama and dance workshops on themes from A Clockwork Orange, such as social control by the use of drugs, and reactions to violence. The work­ shops were accompanied by the background sounds of tramping feet and bagpipes (it was the CCF Field Day!) We escaped from that by going to see the play in the evening. I.M cF . Mrs Hunter at work on Kris Burr PLAYING WITH WORDS

After this year's production of The than with the actors on the stage. It wasn't ment and hope for those involved. Each Crucible on the old stage, for what is proba­ until this year while I was hanging the person has a small area of involvement bly the last time, there was a moment of blacks that a conversation with one of the which makes them hold their breath as the sadness when the empty hall echoed the cast made me realise exactly how success­ audience begin to appreciate what is hap­ shouts of many former players. So many of ful had been the acclaimed anonymity. I pening. For example, you will never know the productions have involved large num­ was asked what I was doing, replied with what nerves can be witnessed in the person bers of pupils in a variety of roles on and what I thought was directness and was then who has to pull back the curtains for the off the stage. The golden rule of the theatre asked why? In all honesty, I continued the first time on the first night unless you have has the stage as the centre piece and the conversation with a brief account of the done it yourself. measure o f the success o f the back stage enjoyment gained from past years' activi­ So, after all this talk of effort and angst crew has always been by how few of the ties on the stage to be greeted with disbe­ behind the scenes . back to the original con­ audience notice anything happening other lief. After basking in the glow of anonymity versation which led to the question, “Why for a moment, as the measure o f success do it?” Well, we all enjoy it; but the back­ warranted, I mentioned a few of the staff stage involvement has something else and pupils who had been active as well. which is as peculiar to those involved as the However, I was brought down to earth stagecraft is to the actors. It is to be part o f a when aspects of the stage work were team that is learning all the time. Learning wrongly attributed, and I resolved to put the to co-operate, learning to compromise and record straight for a series of teams who learning to appreciate others, to work and have worked selflessly in the dark and for relax in each others' company. And while long (at odd hours) to maintain that golden the new theatre will enhance the presenta­ rule of the theatre. A set has to be designed, tion of future productions, there will constructed, painted, dressed and some­ always remain the personal and collective times operated. Lighting has to be mounted, triumphs over adversity which do not come arranged and programmed. Music and from the bricks of buildings but from what sound effects must be rehearsed and pre­ is called ‘a stage production' which is one pared. Props must be organised, collected of the few genuine human enterprises and assembled. Actors have to be audi­ which gently generate lasting relationships tioned, rehearsed, made up and costumed. through shared experience and everlasting The stage has to be managed and controlled memories. during the run o f the production. The pro­ The next time you look at the pro­ gramme needs to be designed and pro­ gramme, even an old one, check the list of duced, and the front of house organised in credits on the back page. You probably preparation and on the night. A ll this is car­ contributed something yourself - anony­ ried out by a huge number of staff and mously, o f course. pupils without any apparent effort (to the outsider) but a lot of time, anxiety, argu­ Anon HOUSE PLAYS

“A Handbag?!” is now a regular part of our ticularly memorable as a country gentle­ SENIOR vocabulary. Everyone did well although man. The central idea was interesting, nothing would have been achieved without based on plots like those of Agatha Christie It was a dark night and all was still apart the firm upper hand of Lesley-Anne Dewar thrillers. Problems arose because the play from a flurry of movement coming from a - the director. didn’t know whether to go for out-and-out desolate and secluded corner of Strathallan Simpson ... well, what can one say? The comedy or to take itself seriously. School. (The English blocks had been Long, the Short and the Tall was the extract The Thornbank production. The City of invaded.) We realised the full implication and one could say it was interesting. Dwebes, was very striking. The basic idea of what such a night could mean and, brave However, they did supply us with some of evoking a Greek play was cleverly exe­ as we were - not to mention very nosy - we good laughs and some brilliant improvising cuted with masks, tremendous costumes, an by Gregor Watt! zoomed-in our super-sonic high technology austere set and a beautiful even light, very George Ackroyd played a superb wall in binoculars which enabled us to examine the classical in appearance. Sarah Dury acted objects under scrutiny at a closer range. Freeland's play A Midsummer Night’s well, Abigail Barlow was prominent and, of We saw a rare species (apparently Dream with double-entendres subtly high­ course, the Best Actress award went to unaware that it was dark outside and the lighted by Mr Court. It was really funny Angela Higgins who gave us a synthesis of lights inside were on, therefore onlookers, and well acted, with a heart rending perfor­ the hilarious and the profound, all present­ such as ourselves, could see them parading mance by Duncan Forbes as Pyramus. ed with an affected lisp. around in nothing but the bare necessities, Woodlands chose a difficult extract from The judges also thought that Simpson’s whilst in desperate search of their cos­ Mother Courage. However, they tackled it production. The Worst Seven, would proba­ tumes) in a somewhat “excited” state of well with a good performance from bly have won had it been ten minutes short­ mind - on a close parallel to insanity!! Catriona MacLean and Ruth MacKay who er. The first half was remarkably funny, However, have no fear, readers, since we both carried off hard parts very well. Well have inside information that this, strange as done! again depending on absurdity for the it may seem, is perfectly normal behaviour A ll in all everyone had fun and prizes went humour, and since the plot was ridiculous on the night of the Strathallan School to: enough, it worked. Jonathan Hepworth and House Plays. Best Play: Freeland Douglas Gilbert were splendidly cast as As we entered the classrooms, one of our Best Actor: Chris Marshall MI5 agents, and Alistair Reekie was anoth­ team had a narrow escape from a cloud of Best Actress: Eilidh Currie er contender for the Best Actor award. hairspray and fixing powder. These sub­ Best Supporting Actress: Neil Buchanan Unfortunately, some of the humour embar­ stances crawling up the nostrils of just (not a printing error - he played a ravishing rassed the audience, moving into unsuitable about every person in the room without, young woman) areas, and the judges regarded that as however, having any apparent effect on the Best Supporting Actor: Lucy-Anne unforgiveable. professionals such as Pete Seymour to Bryans The Ruthven play, Ruthven House Play, whom the powder, o f course, belonged. Eilidh Currie had a Mafia theme. The ‘hard men’ James We realised that the excitement was soon Rowan Pearman Bird, Bruce Martin, Jonathan Ward and to collapse into a mass hysteria with wails Cameron High gave fine deadpan perfor­ from Woodlands’ classroom that there was mances in what aimed at comedy of the no way that they could possibly go through absurd, and suported a fine central perfor­ with it! - Could this have meant that the mance by Alasdair Sutherland, who came action was about to begin? (If “action" is close to winning the Best Actor award. what you can call it?!) The play was suitably absurd, but just not Sitting on the all too familiar bottom- funny enough in the opinion of the judges. cramping and back-straightening seats of Nicol’s play Silent Movie was very ambi­ the Lecture Theatre we struggled to get tious and impressively executed. Tricks comfortable and fought for the armrest such as a strobe light and voice-overs were with the predictably bigger and stronger included in a clever way, and Noel person seated either on our right or left, or Charlier’s central role was very strong. It both. is perhaps harder to carry off a straight pro­ We heard a high-pitched scream for duction than to get easy laughs from surreal “curtain call” and the hustle and bustle humour, and the Nicol team deserve credit back stage ceased - the plays had started. for trying. In the end the play was again As the curtain parted we saw a strange too long, and the plot was rather weak. being. All too audible stage whispers of: And so to the winners, Freeland, who “Is it male or female?” could be heard. The answer: neither. It was Pete Seymour, fol­ won because the quality of the ideas and lowed around stage by the rather petite directon was unrivalled. The play. King Dave Man in the character o f Ernest/Jack Arfer's First Quest, was a pastiche King (Pete was playing a large and buxom Arthur story, with walk-on parts for such as Gwendolyn). What Nicol were trying to do Richard Bevan as ‘the man from Del was to act out an extract of Oscar W ilde’s Neil Buchanan caught in mid-transformation Monte’, and with David Gray as a ‘beauti­ The Important of being Earnest - and suc­ ful’ princess, continuously fetchingly crim­ ceeding quite admirably! son - what a great piece of casting. Kim Next on the hit list was Ruthven who JUNIOR Parker won the Best Actor award, above all presented us with some well-acted sketches for maintaining a completely ridiculous which brought smiles to many faces - if not Mr Ian Keith and I enjoyed a splendid voice. Or perhaps he always talks like chuckles. Russell Griffiths and Richard evening showcasing the thespian talent of that? Graham certainly deserve a mention, as the Third and Fourth Forms. The decisions as to the best play and the does Chris Marshall, for skillful acting. To start with the W oodlands play, the best individual performances were very dif­ Thornbank took to the stage next with a striking characteristic was a clutch of excel­ ficult to make - thank you to all the teams different (yet uncannily similar) version of lent acting performances assisted by for an entertaining evening, and I am look­ The Importance of being Earnest. Lucy impressive peripherals like lighting and ing forward to next year. Young gave a memorable performance and make-up. Amelia Blair Oliphant was par­ A.M.

22 THE CRUCIBLE

The Crucible has long been a play sent to challenge its audience, and the School pro­ duction this year found audiences of mixed ages paying rapt attention to the action which left them silent and contemplative. It is an extremely powerful play, and this year’s cast more then met the very real demands it made on them. Stark visual images o f hellfire, the cross and the noose, dominated the action and guided our thoughts. The play opened to the effective, still, silhouette of the praying Reverend Parris (Raj Arumugan) by the bedside of Betty (Hilary Baird), set against burning flames - those flames round which the girls were said to have danced naked (the activity which started the troubles) and to which the innocent were said to be dammed unless they confessed to the Devil The Rev. Hale (Paul Johnston) accuses Abigail (Kirsty Pakmer) in their midst. In contrast and in the face of cally and emotionally. The audience fol­ entered as a beacon of hope for mankind to such hellfire Proctor declared to the court lowed the arrest of Elizabeth for her “pop­ hold on to that which is good, regardless of "this be fraud". pet” in silence, as the accusation o f with- the consequences. The audience was clear­ We were gripped by the opening craft grew. ly moved as she and Proctor went together sequence as we watched the power o f the towards that third powerful sumbol, fre­ devious, manipulative Abigail (Kirsty The court scene in Act III was dominated quently alluded to and now seen in its Palmer) over the girls. Indeed this group of by the figures and powerful performances starkness - the noose. girls, including Lesley-Ann Dewar and of Reverend Hale (Paul Johnston) and In contrast we saw self-assured handling Eilidh Curry, won the highly coveted Danforth (Duncan Dunlop) as they strove to of comedy in Iain Fergusson’s playing of Honours Award when they re-enacted the find the truth behind the rumours of witch­ Giles Corey; and smaller parts sjich as scene in the Edinburgh Competition craft. The stark cross hung on the court Marshall Herrick (Neil Russell) or Tituba Festival. Well observed characterisation house walls was a bitterly ironic reminder (Kananu Kirimi) were well studied. was found in many of the performances - that “ the entire contention o f the state in Under the hand and eye of Torquil Raj Arumugan driven by his beliefs and the these trials is that the voice o f heaven is MacLeod, Adam Streatfeild-James, Greg Putmans (Lesley-Ann Dewar and Peter speaking through the children". We w it­ Ross and their assistants, we saw some Brown) by their dislike of him; Rebecca nessed a very convincing Mary Warren magnificent sets which perfectly enhanced Nurse (Vicky M cM ahon) by her faith and (Catriona Maclean) trying to listen to the the action. The lighting, directed by Trevor inner strength in the face of rising hysteria voice of conscience, yet gradually suc­ Goody, was exceptionally good this year, and accusation. cumbing to the power of Abigail. The as it dramatically picked out both individu­ We moved in Act II to the chilly, cau­ famous but difficult scene of hysteria at the als and groups on stage and also highlight­ tious relationship of the Proctors: end of Act III was sensitively handled. ed those three central symbols. The Elizabeth, played in a pleasingly understat­ Act IV saw the community in tatters wardrobe mistresses and make-up team ed way by Glencora Dunn, and John (Paul symbolised in the “cows wandering the (led as ever by Dorothy Hunter) and sound Henderson) played with real strength and highroads now their masters are in the (Peter Seymour) added their skill to the conviction. These early feelings of separa­ jails". The tension rose with the demand of overall effectiveness of the drama. tion were effectively contrasted in the very John Proctor tempted to sign his false con­ Based on the true events in Salem. Mass. moving moment at the end of the play fession. The well-timed entrance of in 1692 and with clear parallels for Arthur when the two were reconciled both physi­ Rebecca was a moment of pure drama: she Miller in the McCarthy anti-communist purges of the 1950’s 300 years later; it still proves a powerful drama for us today, as we contemplate the more recent happen­ ings in Orkney for example. In a time when we are all too aware o f the power, often unquestioned, both of the media and the peer group, we were forced here to look afresh at Proctor's emphasis on the individ­ ual and his responsibilities to truth “ It is my name. How may I live without my name?” Every word could be heard in this pro­ duction, sensitively and skilfully produced by John Broadfoot and Andrew Murray. It may be the last major School play in the gymnasium, but in our minds throughout the production, the gymnasium was trans­ formed into a battlefield for men's souls, and it resounded with the unspoken words - Elizabeth Proctor (Cora Dunn) hopes for reprieve but John Proctor (Paul Henderson) what price truth? accepts his sentence of death J.T.F.

23 STRATFORD

The prospect of a 7-hour coach trip to yummy breakfast then off to the Drama pleasant and I was looking forward to that Stratford for the sole purpose of spending a Workshop with two members o f the R.S.C. evening’s play The Taming of the Shrew, weekend watching lengthy Shakespearean I enjoyed this to my great surprise - not but I think we were all annoyed that the plays was not an enticing one for me. I being noted for my dramatic ability. The R.S.C. had decided to set the play within a was not encouraged by the fact that we ‘warm-up’ was interesting although our modern shell. Yet whether we disliked this were leaving at 8 a.m. and had been group had major problems with the num- because we did not understand it or because advised to take all our winter woollies in bering-off game. However, I ’m sure many it really did spoil the play, I don’t know! case we got stuck in snow drifts. However, people did feel 'at one’ with the paper on Early the next morning we left for after a bearable journey, we arrived and the floor. The real work o f the morning School, returning to our usual cultural level looked around the beautiful old town. was going through Antony and Cleopatra by watching videos on the bus and munch­ Then off to a tastefully named B & B to with the aim o f gaining some idea of the ing on junk food bought from various ser­ change for the theatre. Dinner at Georgie’s story line. Everyone had a part: from Raj’s vice stations along the way. Bistro was not aided by Piers’ graphic ‘Cleopatra’ and Kate’s ‘Antony’ down to descriptions of the food before going on to the handmaidens (guess who I was!). I ’m It was a great trip and I'm looking for­ the dreaded play: A s You Like It. This was not sure how much I understood of this but ward to going again next year (hopefully!). a tale of romance and the triumph of love one thing that became blatantly obvious to Thank you to the bus driver for avoiding over all odds. The beautiful costumes and me was that in this play an awful lot of peo­ snow on the way down and floods on the cleverly constructed sets helped even those ple die and with this insight into the tragic way up, and to Mr Broadfoot for the organi­ of us who had difficulty with the language nature of the story I felt well-equipped to sation and to all the other staff for attempt­ to enjoy the experience. For me, and oth­ watch it! The production was wonderful - ing to explain the plays to us. ers, this was a great start to the weekend. with live music and moving sets. Up early again the next morning for a Dinner at the “White Swan" was very Caroline Proctor ARNSIDE OACHES

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HISTORY TALKS

We were fortunate during the Winter Chris Given-Wilson, St Andrew’s then had a choice of two Mediaevalists, terms to have the chance of hearing talks by The Black Death Matthew Strickland (Richard 1: Knight, a number of interesting speakers who gen­ Peter Cunich, Cambridge King and Crusader) from Glasgow and erously gave of their time to come and lec­ New Thoughts on the Reformation Chris Given-Wilson from St Andrew's who ture to what turned out to be appreciative spoke on the Peasants' Revolt. Barbara Crawford, St Andrew's audiences. These were meant to help those The Vikings: Settlers or Predators? Those more interested in Modern History involved in studying the subject as well as heard Paul Addison from Edinburgh speak­ supplying a dash of inspiration; they were Professor Tony Goodman, Edinburgh ing about Churchill and the Home Front, also meant to be open to anyone with a gen­ The Wars of the Roses followed by Conan Fischer from the uine interest in the topic and maybe next Strathallan also hosted the Annual University of Strathclyde, who spoke on year this aspect might be more widely pub­ History Conference of the Independent why there was no Communist Uprising in licised. These were the speakers who Schools in Scotland so this was another Germany in the early 1930s. There was a entertained us: opportunity to hear experts in their fields final session in which Trevor Royle, a suc­ talking both about the familiar and the new cessful journalist and author of many books Colin Martin, St Andrew’s University in ways that were designed to emphasise on twentieth century military history spoke Marine Archaeology the breadth of the subject. We were given a of the opportunities which history can pre­ characteristically inspirational opening sent in the wider world. Professor Trevor Salmon, St Andrew's address by Norman Stone, Professor of Implications of Maastricht Modern History at Oxford. Staff and pupils A.M.T.

24 CREATIVE WRITING WINNERS

retrospect, little by way of compensation for been I could treat my body as a pin-cushion Form I Ailsa Stringer the pain and fear endured. to administer the necessary medicine. Form II Nicol Nicolson The most painful injections I have Secondly, I am naturally immune to tuber­ Form III John Osborne received were at the hands of a particularly culosis, and have not needed the re-immuni- Form IV Gordon Duncan unsympathetic woman dentist. I was about sation injections, or booster shots, that my compatriots received. Form V Catriona Maclean eleven, and my mouth, I had been told, was 'overcrowded’ with teeth. This, it was Form VI Garry Rogers It is hard to explain the nature, or the explained, meant that I had to have four sheer force, of the fear to someone not teeth removed. Two from the top, and two afflicted with a phobia of their own. It is from the bottom. I sat in the ironically com­ not the pain of the injection I fear, as pain fortable chair, waiting for the plastic anaes­ can be controlled and used to one's advan­ TRYPANOPHOBIA thetic mask to be fixed over my nose and tage. It isn’t even the needle that terrifies mouth. Panic struck, however, when I me: I don’t know what it is that causes me It was last Tuesday, an icy cold day in noticed from the corner of my eye the assis­ to turn to a quivering heap when an injec­ November, that I had to pay the doctor a tant filling a syringe from a bottle. “Could 1 tion is imminent! visit for nothing more sinister than the sign­ have gas, please?” I pleaded, only to be told ing of an immunisation record for the U.S. It was not the doctor who injected me this with grim finality, "W e don’t use gas here." Authorities. time: he gave that pleasure to the Sister. After several unsuccessful attempts to Ticking or crossing each illness affiliated Trying to side-track my mind from the anaesthetise my mouth, my mother was box with surgical precision and startling approaching needle with trivial small-talk called in to restrain and reassure me. speed, I felt sure that I would be outside in (and failing miserably!), the Sister punc­ Paralysed by the pain of the needle lancing the corridor in no time, unscathed and tured the tensed arm I had unwillingly pre­ through the roof of my mouth into my brain, clutching the precious document in my ferred. At which point I almost fainted and like a rabbit paralysed with fear of the head­ hands, and in time for rugby. However, had to be stopped from falling off the chair. lights of an approaching car, 1 suffered the when the pen nib stopped abruptly, poised After several minutes of dizziness and physical and mental agony of the first of over a little box, and the friendly doctor, hyperventilation I recovered sufficiently to four required injections. Each attack gave leafing through his notes on my previous sit up straight once again. A few minutes indescribable pain, and my mum did not afflictions, said in a not-so-friendly, omi­ more and I could stand reasonably steady thank me for almost crushing every bone in nous, even chilling voice, “Tetanus”, 1 felt and was granted my freedom, unfortunately the hand I had a white-knuckle grip on! I the first gentle waves of unease flow without the document, the cause of my dis­ left the surgery seriously considering em i­ through me. “Ehhmmmm...,” I croaked, my tress! I was excused rugby as I felt ill and grating, as I had two more teeth to be voice breaking as vague nightmare-like still rather light-headed. removed, and four more injections to with­ images of my greatest fear rose from the It seems, however, that I am destined to stand in a week’s time. depths of my mind. be trypanophobic for the remainder of my Mercifully, the gods felt pity for me and A variation of “The Words of Doom" life. I can hardly be immunised against it! bestowed upon me two things in compensa­ then emanated from the mouth of the tion for my phobia. Firstly, I was not born Carry Rogers Devil’s Disciple. “I think it’s about time diabetic, as I doubt very much that if I had UVI you had a booster shot.” Instantly my heart rate tripled, I broke out in a cold sweat and I felt dizzy and nauseous as my trypanopho- dia usurped my body. “That's not a jab is it PIG UGLY because I have a phobia of injections and get dizzy and sometimes faint and ...” The He, in the squalor of mud. I turned to leave. words cascaded from my mouth as I The unsightly. Stones, Feeling ashamed. planned a mental coup to regain control. Portly, And gnawed cabbage Defeated by this beast. “I’m afraid it is, yes,” echoed the voice Pink, I glanced back. through the fogs o f dizziness, sadistically, Beast, master o f its pen. roots. In his eyes To see him flop and rather ironically. I was afraid, terrified Roamed its territory What was I? Into the mud. in fact. He wasn’t! Nonchalantly. Dishevelled, hairy head. I meant nothing to him. For as long as I can remember 1 have A pause ... to sniff Button nose. Better than me, always been petrified of injections. My try- the deep Taut, pristine face. Living his life panophobia is so bad that I feel ill listening Brown His nostrils flared In silent contentment. to others relating their encounters. I have Sea of mud. For a split second. I envied him, no real idea at all where my phobia was My fascination grew. Had he smelled I urged to join him, spawned, although Hell has been suggested Like ivy it crept The stench of humans? W allowing in the mud. by my irrational mind. The earliest Until my vision was fixed. As I had smelled Carefree, encounter with the fear instilling tool Limp ears. The stench of pigs. No one to impress favoured by the Professional Torturer that I Snout, outwith proportions “Dirty creature." No complications. can recall is when I was about four. My of normality. “Foul beast." No twists. mother took me to the doctor to be im m u­ Curled, scrawny tail Still he viewed me, Dirty beast. nised against the exotic diseases found in Mud-caked hoofs, As he chewed reflectively He thought, Spain, promising me a packet of Spangles if A subject of ridicule. On his cabbage leaf. As I retraced my steps I was good. After little fuss in The I, in the comfort of boots. What was he thinking? Through the field. Chamber, I was taken by the hand and led Jacket I would never know. outside. Upon reaching the comparative and clean grass. safety o f the street, I burst into tears and found myself being taken into the sympa­ Kip Kirkland thetic arms of my mum. The promised (Runner-up) LVI packet of Spangles received later seemed, in

25 THE board door. and again but found it nowhere. “Are you alright? You look a bit pale." Reluctantly I acknowledged that I had to GODBROTHER He crouched beside me. I didn't want him return to the bookshop and ask Matthew to to come close to me - I felt just suffocated lend me the necessary money. “Oh, G od!” I consoled my freezing fingertips by by the heat as it was. I didn’t have the ener­ I said under my breath and began to trudge burying them in my lambswool jumper and gy to feel bad tempered so I just said, back along the pavement - this time with took shelter from the spear-like shafts of “I feel terrible.” I spoke slowly and qui­ my overcoat tightly wrapped around me. rain under the canopy of a bookshop. Large etly to prevent the sickly feeling climbing It was then I realised just how vicious I'd globules o f rain hid my image from those any further up my throat. Matthew looked been. I cringed. But I couldn’t be proud browsing inside until an elderly lady, clad genuinely concerned. now, I ’d be stranded otherwise. I quick­ in a woolly bobbled hat and transparent “Can I get you anything?" ened my pace, then broke into a run. plastic raincoat, peered out into the dull, “Got a stomach pump handy?” I Dodging in and out of the now dwindling cheerless day. She jumped when she saw remained slumped against the cupbard. My crowds I soon came w ithin reach o f the me and I smiled to ease her obvious embar­ forehead was wrinkled in discomfort and bookshop and stopped abruptly. The spray rassment. It had been a while since I had my lips in a thin, uncompromisng frown. I of murky puddles was splattered up my coat last ventured in and, aching for the apparent knew, however, that the sensation would and my soaking hair was in dread-lock type warmth within, 1 pushed upon the heavy pass. Foolishly I had indulged in a packet arrangements and sprawled over my shame­ wooden door - only to be greeted by the of Smarties and - being allergic to colouring ful face. bold clang of a bell above me and several -1 was now suffering for it. Not wanting to enter panting madly I dissatisfied faces. After a few minutes had passed I felt bet­ caught my breath by the door. Just as I The glare of the artificial light dazzled ter. The colour had returned to my cheeks reached for the handle I saw Matthew com­ me and added to a subtle headache. My and I made a move to leave. ing towards the door - he hadn’t seen me move towards the staircase was noted and “ How about something to eat - it seems yet. ‘ Please say yes, Matthew,’ I mumbled in an attempt to subdue the blush upon my you need something inside you.” said almost painfully to myself. I could fully cheeks I loosened my scarf and opened my Matthew. I had realised by this stage that imagine him making me wallow in uneasi­ overcoat. My feet plodded unwillingly up being blatantly horrible wasn’t wise. He ness and winced on recalling what I’d said what seemed like endless stairs until I was, after all, a friend of the family. to him. He pushed open the door and I reached the next floor. Anyway, I had a genuine excuse - I’d spent leapt back. Just as I opened my mouth to It was as I ran my finger along a particu­ all my money as I had a return ticket. speak the bell rang out and he looked at me lar row of books that I felt a tap on my right “Hey, pas du problemo, I’ll buy you a late with wide eyes. He stepped out allowing shoulder. Upon turning around I saw noth­ lunch." the door to close behind him and joined me ing and to the other side I met the inane grin "Matthew, your smooth talking wiles are beneath the shelter o f the canopy. There of my ‘Godbrother’ - Matthew. At the time very tempting but ‘dommage’ - I’m on a was silence between us - only the ubiqui­ he was eighteen and possibly the most diet.” A lie. He smiled and shook his head tous drumming of rain hitting the canvas patronising individual ever to live. He pre­ knowingly. “Girls! You’ve got to love above. tended to punch my shoulder when I turned them! O h dear,” he sighed “ you lot are “Matthew, can I borrow some money?” around. always on diets - it leads to being irritable - And before he could answer I fired quickly, “Hello, Matthew," I sighed and then and we all know a certain young lady who’s “I’ll understand if you won’t, but just, looked about with caution in the possibility rather prone to that, hm m?" please will you?” His pleasure must have someone I knew was around. I raised an eyebrow and sneered at him. been absolute. Here was I, this bitter little “Oh, hi!" he replied in a surprised tone of “Shut up, Matthew, or I’ll tell everyone you know-all 'God-sister' quailing beneath him, voice to imply to any listener that I had like Simon and Garfunkel" I was too hanging on his every motion. But although begun the conversation. exhausted to launch into a feminist argu­ I had considered a negative response from "Matthew! As if you didn't know I was ment. him. I was shocked by his hesitation. here!" He simply laughed unconvincingly “I realise, Matthew, that you’re devoid of “W ell," he sighed, "w hat’s it for, because and threw back his head laughing. “ Did I intelligence, so continuing the conversation if it’s something silly like that purple miss something? Or has your puerile sense would be pointless.” He smiled as if to say mohair, bat-wing jumper you persuad...” of humour got the better of you again?" A ‘Youngsters!’ or something equally patron­ “Matthew! It’s for the train. I ’ve lost my cuting comment, I know. After more obser­ ising. I walked swiftly past him and ticket,” I frowned. “Anyway, that was ages vation I realised throwing back his head towards the stairs when he called after me. ago.” He laughed in disbelief - in the was simply an excuse to shake his heavily “You forgot your bag” He handed it unconvincing way he does and threw back gelled hair back into position. There was over. “Do you know anyone else around his head. I waited for his laughter to sub­ nothing real about Matthew - he put on a here?” side. Then a calmer, reassuring smile constant facade. It’s terribly sad when “No, why?” I said, snatching it. He sim­ replaced his grin and he said, “Sure.” someone feels they have to bury their per­ ply smiled dismissively. "Thank God; thanks Matthew - I won’t sonality and replace it with another for the It was a relief to be back outside. I was forget this!” sake of appearances. But, to be honest, immediately enveloped by cold air and felt “You will.” He said with certainty. compassion wasn't an emotion which usual­ refreshed. Although it was still raining “ I w on’t - well not straight away.” He ly sprang to mind when I thought of him. heavily I didn’t close my overcoat, even was just opening his wallet when he said, "So, what are you doing in this neck of when silver droplets were scattered all over “While I’m overcome with generosity we the woods?" I had turned my back on him my jumper. I still had half an hour before might as well get something to eat - that’s if and was leafing through a hardback. the next train and another two until the next. your diet permits it. You can get the later “Surprisingly enough. Matthew, I'm It was as I stood in the doorway of the train, can’t you?” I wasn’t going to argue looking for a book.” I didn't feel cruel - Oxford Street branch o f Lilywhites that I with my ‘deliverer’. Matthew accepted my sarcasm. discovered, to my horror, that I'd lost my "Fine, that’s fine with me.” I said at the The heat inside added to my irritation. I ticket. A ripple of discomfort spread height of enthusiasm. My stomach felt hol­ collapsed onto a stool used for stacking through me. I felt the potential of a cold low. books and leaned against the stock cup­ sweat upon my forehead. I searched again "But I suppose you’ll want to go to that

26 Vegan health food place over the road." To my horror he wasn't joking. My pleading, uneasy eyes looked up at him. A "Matthew?” “Mais, oui?” “My diet is over.” “How convenient. Indian O.K.?” Guilt swept over me. “McDonalds would be alright, I don’t want to put you out.” “Well, if that’s what you want." That wasn’t what he was meant to say. He was supposed to say ’pas du problemo’ but I certainly wasn't going to argue. “Thanks, Matthew," I said quietly as we walked along. And though it pained me “You saved my skin." “ Looks that way, doesn’t it?” I leant lazily upon the counter of &W§fg§ McDonalds and awaited my McNuggets * ' whilst fiddling with the straw dispenser. The coardboard pop-up tray arrived laden r r" A with cholesterol and grease and Matthew carried it over to a window seat after pay­ ing. He held the tray in one hand and fum­ • bled with the other to replace his wallet in [ r . ' ,i his back pocket. It fell to the ground, yet he r continued. Still eternally indebted to him, I mam*- bent down and collected the usual clutter from within which had scattered over the easi-clean tiles. Not only did 1 find something familiar, but I was suspiciously clumsy with the The Music Room Entrance drawn by Nik Dailey ketchup that night! Catriona Maclean NOW WE'LL TREAT PARENTS JUST Form V AS IF THEY WERE CHILDREN

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27 ART and DESIGNER TEAPOTS

In February, twenty-six students accom­ Wilson in tow, the party headed in top gear walk past the shop remarking how it was panied by four staff from the Art and for Harrods. David Saffron was to be our the time’s signs showing in this climate of Design and Design and Technology local and well informed guide for the after­ economics and other phrases - quite useless. Departments departed from Perth on the noon. The shop in its day had been quite grand: 2330 hrs Sleeper to London. The first All too soon it was Sunday and departure the marbled facade now shown to be false, a problem to confront the staff was how to day. Mr Phillips decided that he was going sham of the previous owner to give keep the students away from the Steward, to see his sister in Soho, remarking “ I ’ll grandeur to a subsuming part of the town. “Dave the Drinks", the buffet and bar being meet you at 1230 hrs on the station plat­ The curtains and the large glass window adjacent to the sleeper. The staff pondered. form .” We boarded the train at 1300 hrs were white with dust. The blood red velvet At 0200 hrs Caroline Frame announced and there was no sign of Mr Phillips. We curtains had decayed to a clotted mass of “I’ve just seen my mother,” and cart­ were getting rather concerned. Suddenly he writhing microbes. The window sill had a wheeled away - strange girl! Three hours appeared. With a full head of steam and new sedimentary rock layer upon it and var­ of disrupted sleep later, Mr Phillips and 1 firing on all four cylinders, he burst into the ious petrified insectile organisms were were awakened by Dave cheerfully howl­ compartment. Mr Philips had made it! trapped in the rock. ing “ It’s 0630 hrs sir. Coffee?” - I felt like “Was it really your sister you visited in He had white hair, but only if you looked death and we hadn’t even arrived in Soho?” we inquired!! carefully; his nostrils boasted the fire that London. During the return journey the sleepy was vigour in a man so old; his ears bore One station breakfast later we departed troops were entertained by the British Rail the signs o f m an’s combat against natural to the Park International Hotel to deposit Senior Conductor (linguistics extraordi­ disorders; his eyes were adorned with gold, baggage and the Design Museum was to be naire) who appeared to speak ten languages glass and galvanised steel; his mouth’s lips our first visit. When we arrived at 1030 all at once and, of course, who could forget were encrusted onto his face and his brain hrs, a warm welcome greeted us. “I want the unforgettable Guy Stevens (Mr Cool) - lay within, silently conscious of its fate. to tell you all about tea-pots,” introduced the train’s D.J. and card sharp. Even Paul The contents of the shop were varied. our guide. I heard a groan. “What about Heslop enjoyed the London visit and pre­ Beautiful glassware sat precariously along­ beer pots?” someone remarked. Inside the sented Mrs Hunter and Mrs Cairns with a side ugly pottery, the one ready to fall, the museum all shapes and sizes confronted us, red rose apiece. All I can say is, "Where other ready for a long wait. A Gramophone from the one that resembled a drainpipe to was mine?” was his prize piece, not dusted, but blown the Italian job. “It looks like a drunken M.W. occasionally, it was never used and would bullet with a tube for a nose,” remarked not be bought as the eccentricities o f the Christopher Ninham. It was time to tour man had perceived, produced and finally the Design Museum. persuaded him to follow their idea, it was After lunch (with no tea) it was the placed in the back room. National Gallery and a talk on And the man had been, was gone, and Impressionist Paintings, followed by a tour. with him flew the many accusing traits of Sounded interesting, we all agreed. his dusty, old, eccentric character. Unfortunately the lecturer was so softly Now the man lay with the past; was the spoken she was very difficult to under­ past. “That should suit him ," remarked a stand. “Can anyone lip-read?” moaned bullock, once scorned, “he always lived Sally Cust as Tizi Nicholson almost fell with the past.” asleep on her crutches. The man had lived with past and present Back to the hotel, a shower and shampoo running through and round him. He seemed for everyone - we were off to the theatre at content with these parallels in his life. 1930 hrs to see Starlight Express and Rusty But now, after his death, the man that was to be our hero for the night - “ I must saw the past was part of it. learn to roller-skate," beamed Mrs Cairns. Caroline Frame's design John Osborne Situated underneath the hotel was Form III “Pips”, a nightclub, and another problem to confront us. How do we keep the students ANTIQUE SHOP Drawing by Lesley-Anne Dewar away? The staff pondered. At this point, Tizi on crutches, Jeffrey Shillitto with OWNER friendly headband, Mark Drummond wear­ He used to sit in the dusty comer of his ing a hat that resembled a tea-cosy and shop, in the dusty corner of the city, in the many others, went for a “short walk”. The dusty corner of the country. He would not staff, still pondering, retired for a hot greet the prospective customers, only warn, Horlicks!! with a harsh, scorning tongue, “Do you After an excellent breakfast, the sharp- know how much that piece is worth?" This minded clear-eyed party(go-ers) departed was his accepted phrasing if a young bul­ for the Victoria and Albert Museum. This lock were to get too close to the china. was to be our last port of call and included He could be seen as a vile, contemptible the Frank Lloyd Wright exhibition. It was man with no manners and certainly not one well worth the visit. thousandth o f his weight was transferable to “Education and culture are all very gold; but he was ridiculed by the younger well", sighed the weary twenty-six, but it people in the town. He had done nothing - was time we did other things. So, after right or wrong - and was never tempted into lunch. Mrs Hunter and Mrs Cairns declared the snares or mantraps of politics or reli­ that enough was enough. A spot o f serious gion. shopping was due. With Mrs Hunter and So he had sat gathering dust. He never Mrs Cairns leading the way, and Mr cleaned his shop and so many visitors would

28 FRENCH

LECHANGE In the year of European integration and the removal of international barriers, the pio­ neering spirit has not been lost on Strathallan; our first French exchange was launched. After months of planning and anxious nail biting, the Strathallan party of twelve Third Formers, accompanied by Miss Rodgers and myself, touched down at Lyon airport on 13th April. Even the most garru­ lous of the group were reduced to complete silence as they heard nothing but French being spoken. However, as they nervously shook hands with their hosts and found themselves engulfed by a smothering Gallic embrace, some did manage to squeak out a tentative greeting. Next morning at the College La Madeleine in Montbrison, the weary trav­ ellers seemed suitably refreshed (despite a 5 a.m. start for those living in the sticks), and from the very beginning it was evident to us how thrilled and excited the French were to have Scots in their midst. Never before had foreigners come to their school and actually attended classes. The pupils were falling over themselves in their Mr Crosfield with his merry hand (and some of their French friends) in Montbrison demands that the Scots should come to their English lesson and tell them all about by, whilst trying to find his way to an estate LE WEEKEND this strange Northern country where it rains agent's (a vital clue in the hunt!). You might expect a 'French weekend’ to all the time and the weekends are taken up Many pupils were fortunate enough to be be something approaching a flight to stalking through tickly heather, clad in a able to head for the hills and enjoy the won­ C.D .G. Paris, followed by an evening at the kilt, hot on the trail o f the elusive Nessie. derful scenery near Montbrison. The gently Opera, a five star hotel, champagne, The hour-long lessons flew by as the tales rolling hills of the Forez region were car­ caviare, sight-seeing and so on. of uniform, kilts, chapel, CCF, boarding peted in squadrons of daffodils which Considering this somewhat extravagant, it houses and cricket were spun out. would have sent Wordsworth into even was decided that the French weekend Matching this contagious enthusiasm more involved rapture; Rory Gove tried a should be spent in Blairgowrie. was an overwhelming generosity on the spot o f rock-climbing under the tuition of There we joined other students, from part of the French. Many families had the school’s P.E. teacher whilst others sat George Watson's, Edinburgh, and their taken a week off work in order to be able to back and enjoyed the warming sun as it ‘real’ French assistants. It was forbidden look after their visitors. They went out of beat down from a cloudless sky. Tristan to speak any English, so we introduced their way to provide culinary marvels and Ranger seemed to spend a great deal of ourselves to each other in French, prepared spent many an hour coaxing French out of time in the saddle - of a bicycle - as he hur­ the meals in French, we even made human the initially recalcitrant Scots. Their efforts tled round the countryside and Ewen Adam pyramids in French (a first for the were indeed worthwhile: we were amazed spent many a happy afternoon helping his Strathallan French Department). The pic­ to hear our charges' French improve daily correspondent build a treehouse. turesque surrounding coutryside and the and they were delighted with their host A measure o f the success of the trip was fair weather allowed us to have a ‘linguis­ families, regaling us with stories of how the number of invitations that our pupils tic’ stroll on Sunday morning. However, I much they were enjoying themselves. received to return at the first available question how clever it was to go for a mid­ During the second week when there was opportunity. Fond farewells lavishly dis­ night walk in the freezing cold and pitch no school, we met up a few times to swap tributed as we left for the airport reflected dark on the Saturday night - even in French stories and to ensure everyone was coping how well everyone had been received. We and, with the dodgy heating in the hostel, I well (which they were - admirably). A remain hugely grateful to Alice de Bengy. wondered whether some of us would make spontaneous game of football involving Anne-Marie Richard and all of the families it through to the morning. Nevertheless, boys and girls did wonders to improve in France for making our first exchange rising the next day and cursing in French, international relations still further, whilst such a success and for w elcom ing us so my fears proved untrue. the highlight of the week was a trip to Lyon warmly. Thanks must also go to Morag What was surprising was how we were kindly organised by one of the parents. We Rodgers for all her valuable support and able to spend 24 hours without resorting to spent a very pleasant day, pottering around calming influence. a word of English (sort of). On the return this attractive historical, yet thoroughly At the time of writing, we eagerly await to School there was a sense of achievement modern and thriving city. A small treasure the return visit of the pupils from that we had not anticipated on the outward hunt was arranged round Montbrison and Montbrison; they w ill be experiencing a journey. Thanks go to Mr Crosfield for this involved such delights as Stacy hectic last week of term at Strathallan, organising the weekend, and to George Cooksley sampling the local patisseries mouths no doubt hanging open in amaze­ Watson's staff and pupils for participating and Alan Senior becoming engrossed in a ment. in such a worthwhile venture. long, complicated discussion with a passer­ PJ.C. Raj Arinnugam

29 GERMAN

Last year’s successful visit to Cologne and attitude never once gave me cause for from the German museum guides; the inspired a large number o f pupils in Form concern and I look forward to repeating the ‘laughing man’ a tramp who we saw every V to put their names down for inclusion in exercise next year. day walking around, constantly laughing; the exchange programme for September K.G. the glass bottle buskers - giving unbeliev­ 1992. Eventually this list of names was ably brilliant performances of both classi­ narrowed down to ten, and on the 7th At the Liebfrauschule lessons were rather cal and contemporary music; beer mat col­ September we left Glasgow for Dusseldorf unnerving, being stared at everywhere we lecting in every pub we came across - of and finally Cologne. went and not really knowing what was course no-one bought any of the local The journey was uneventful: that means going on! P.E. classes were rather enjoy­ beer!; the ‘ Rasta’ men in the streets doing there were no delays or disasters to cause able - showing the Germans a thing or two all the girls’ and Duncan's (although he the accompanying teacher any major about basketball. During the course of the denies it now) hair; and, finally, the appre­ headache. In fact, we arrived a little early week we were constantly being whisked ciative cheers from the visiting Glasgow at our destination and thus managed to away to extra English classes to give the Celtic fans when we came back from Bonn cause confusion among the host parents German students experience of hearing in our kilts! and pupils who had come to the station to ‘real English’ people (although we spent The ten days flew past with worrying collect us. quite a while explaining that we were speed and soon it was time for our hosts to The visit followed more or less the same Scottish!) One event that sticks in my mind pack up with us for the return visit. I think format as before. We took part in the nor­ was trying to explain that to smoke kippers we definitely had the easy option - the cul­ mal school routine wherever possible and you don’t need to inhale! ture shock o f boarding school w ould be were treated to a number of extra-curricular When lessons finished at about 1pm we quite daunting to most people. They also events which were designed to give the all piled onto the tram and headed into had to cope with Mr G lim m ’s much appre­ pupils a bit of an insight into the German town. There we sampled the local cuisine, ciated (by the Scots) donation of six bottles way of life. namely Pizza Hut, McDonalds and Hagen of Irn Bru when we landed! As for the school routine, the main shock Daas (don’t worry, it’s the same every­ I must, finally, thank Mrs Glimm and Mr to the system was the early start. The where!) Unfortunately, in order to get to Crosfield for coming to fetch us from the classes beginning at 8 a.m. most of us had the food outlets we had to run the gauntlet airport and, of course, Mr G lim m - without to leave ‘home’ by quarter past seven at the of the main shopping street - Duncan and I whom the whole thing would not have been latest to make our way to school by bus, reckon the girls must have been on every possible. tram or bike. No wonder some people floor o f every shop in the street at least David Robertson were pretty exhausted already by the time three times! In the actual street countless they settled down to a day of classes - travelling ‘business people’ set up stalls RETURN VISIT History, Geography, Chemistry, French, in selling various jewellery. Rowan, Lucy and Ten days of fun in the cold north fact the full range of subjects, all conducted Estelle stopped at each one, every day - Our group, consisting of ten German in German. Sorry, the French class was, of even though they all sold the same stock! exchange students, had one major problem: course, held in French, but that did not During the afternoons we had set activi­ not to cause any sensation in the dining hall make life any easier! ties arranged, including a treasure hunt on the first day. But we didn’t have to The most remarkable landmark in around the city, visits to museums, bus worry - we were welcome in an extremely Cologne is the Dome; situated in the city tours, visits to castles and a day trip to friendly way. We soon felt at home thanks centre it overshadows everything and is Bonn. Probably the most memorable activ­ to Mr Glimm’s excellent organisation and one of the main tourist attractions. We ity was a behind-closed-doors tour of the thanks to the helpful Scottish students. were fortunate indeed not only to see the cathedral on Tuesday evening. The sheer We only had to get used to the low tem­ cathedral as ordinary tourists do, but to be scale of the building stunned most of us. perature. The activities in Strathallan are given a special conducted tour o f the entire How it wasn’t hit by bombs in the war very interesting. We had a lot of fun with building by night by one of the cathedral amazed us all. The comprehensive tour the small-bore rifle, although we weren’t administrators. We were shown the arche­ culminated in a trip up the central tower very successful. We enjoyed very much ological dig which has unearthed some and had a breathtaking view of the whole learning Scottish folk dancing with experts, splendid Roman remains underneath the city at night that most people w on’t ever get wearing Scottish kilts - an experience that vaults and were taken up to the very roof, the chance to experience. was especially embarassing for the boys - following the builders’ cat-walk right up to The evenings were usually spent with our but very amusing. the central spire. One could not fail to be host’s families. Nothing quite equals the We had been warned of Mr Glimm’s awestruck by the splendour of the construc­ nervousness felt during those long silences "famous” hill-walk and took precautions: tion and I am certain that this tour will rank experienced at the dining table - conversa­ some girls taught us how to use the com­ amongst the truly unforgettable moments in tion topics were generally limited when the passes properly. And one day after an our lives. host’s parents couldn't speak more than hour’s drive in the school minibus we The return journey required a bit more twenty or thirty words in English so found ourselves ‘in the middle of nowhere’ organisation, as we travelled back together couldn’t help out when we floundered. without any idea how to find the way back: with our exchange partners but, thanks to In the ten days that we stayed in five girls, six boys and a helpless teacher - superior planning and helpful mini-bus dri­ Germany we made many friends - Duncan far away from civilization - just with our vers at the Scottish end, we all arrived at having his fair share of the German girls! compasses and some food. Jumping Strathallan in good order (late, hungry and Unfortunately things didn’t work out as he through herds of cattle and sheep, strug­ tired). planned with Christianna or Nina - much to gling our way in high grass and steep Our thanks go to all who helped to make his frustration! Willem’s ‘loving’ relation­ slopes, we somehow managed to achieve the trip possible: the parents who provided ship with Simone crashed and burned soon our aim and were very proud o f it. the financial backing; the members of staff afterwards. Almost everyone became good We could tell endless stories about our who put up with the extra work both at friends with the cheerful ‘ Bochie’. Scotland trip but we want to sum it up on Strathallan and at the Liebfrauenschule and The trip was a memorable one - everyone behalf of our German team: “We had a to the other pupils who made the visitors so remembering different events. Some things great time, a lot of fun and interesting welcome. My personal thanks, too, to the were remembered by everyone: our amaze­ experience with nice people. So we say girls and boys in my care. Their conduct ment at Mr Glim m ’s speedy translations thank you very much!"

30 CAREERS

As 1 pen these notes I am surrounded by a The new Careers Room/Hi-Tech Centre is Mr Bill Baird (University of Dundee): pile of cardboard boxes, for the Careers housed in the former lower Library/Nicol "Applying to University”. Department is on the move to new quarters in Senior Dorm, above the Headmaster’s Mr David Biggart and Mr Ron McNaught: the Main Building. More anon. Office/Sewing Room. (Delete according to “There is no free lunch; Planning Your This is indeed a year of change. A year or F.P. vintage!) I hope that this move into the Financial Future". two ago, in this column, I urged parents not to body of the kirk will encourage pupils of all Mr Robin Dunseath: "The World of Public forget the wealth of excellent courses offered ages to make full use of the careers resources. Relations". by the polytechnic sector. As most will One great step forward will certainly be the Mr Cowan Ervine (University of Dundee): know, the university and polytechnic sectors availability of computers, and in additon to “Careers in Law”. have now effectively merged. UCCA and programmes already on line,it is my expecta­ Dr Daniel Kirkwood (RGU): “The New PCAS are dead: long live UCAS! tion that before this is published we shall be Universities". As UCAS - the Universities and Colleges geared to ECCTIS 2000, the government- Mrs Janet Mathewson: "The Dangers of Admissions Service - covers over 170 institu­ sponsored programme that gives details of vir­ Cults". tions and tens of thousands of courses, and as tually all higher and further education courses, Mr Graham Searle (National Director, ISCO): about ninety seven per cent of our pupils go with excellent search facilities. A question and answer evening. on to some form of higher or further educa­ Once again we are indebted to a number of Mr Stuart Simpson: “How to Become a tion, the need for guidance in finding one’s guest speakers who entertained and informed Millionaire in Five Years”. way through the maze is greater than ever. us about a wide variety of subjects. Our sin­ Even the students’ handbook, that essential cere thanks go to: D.A.R.W. little guide which former pupils will recall, now runs to over 500 pages. The gradual build-up of guidance is well in place: Aptitude Tests and Parental Report, Careers Experience Courses, Open Day and Convention visits. Members of the Rotary Club of Perth Kinnoull have again given invaluable interview experience to Lower Sixth-formers. A new service from ISCO (Independent Schools Careers Organisation) is Course Finder 20(X). In return for the completion of a questionnaire (and a small fee) Course Finder helps to pinpoint those courses and institu­ tions which are well suited to a pupil's ambi­ tions and academic level. About half the Lower Sixth have availed themselves of this, and initial feedback suggests it is very worth­ while. SO W-MAT UM THU A?H\CAN TO DO WQTH 0?&N\m A IM « ACCOUNT? Did you know the African elephant Here's a tip, never bet on an elephant Sahara if you haven't brought along an ele­

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31 LAND HO!

The aim of the newly formed Estate woodland on the policies and built many of Dunlop, Henry Duncan, Nick Dobson, Group at the start of September was to the surrounding houses - such as East W illie Livingston, Ashley Smith and last, clear an area which had been left Lodge and West Lodge and especially, but by no means least, the youngest, untouched for what appeared to be at least from our point o f view, the new kennels at Andrew Robertson, met Mr Ross and Mr a hundred years. How deceptive nature can Oakbank. These consisted o f a one storey Summersgill to plan the year’s work: to be! The actual time that the area has been house with kennels and outside runs along­ prepare a large area for replanting. By the left probably amounts to no more than 20 side the house, and pheasant pens further spring term much of the clearance had been years although that is more than enough along the road. This area is covered today completed with the accompanying bonfires time for the 'w ild ’ to appear as if it had by the Staff houses on the Freeland Farm keeping the wintry afternoons at bay (and always been so. Plants and trees carefully road, Freeland Farm then being known as winter evenings, we understand). The area selected and placed to complement each Gallowmuir Farm. There only remains one was surveyed more carefully and checked other as they grew had become fierce com­ of the original walls between two of the for acidity (well nearly, Duncan), damp­ petitors in a struggle for survival, the pleas­ houses. The estate was again sold on the ness and shade before replanting, while ant colours of the original scheme merely 18th July 1908 to Edwin Martin Stuart, act­ pathways were laid out temporarily to give serving to indicate where one plant had sur­ ing on behalf of a Glasgow merchants’ con­ guidance to walkers. Proper pruning has vived at the expense o f the others. And sortium, and for a few years the woodlands resulted in new growth already on many of what of the others? Some were still there were stripped of much of the mature wood. the plants and we are waiting for the due to that gift of living things for holding Then, on October 21st 1919, when the removal o f the larger timber to get more dearly onto life against the odds; only they whole Freeland estate was sold off in small light into the wooded areas. Part of the old did not seem to be identifiable, that is from sections, the house and its policies were flower beds are being cleaned ready for the books o f perfect specimens. It would bought by Harry Riley, Founder of this grass and the stream cleared for the winter be really useful to have a book of plants School. The area known as Oakbank was spates. A decision was taken not to use which showed them in a series of situa­ sold off under the name of Coventry after chemicals for clearance so the manual tions, encountered outside the Beechgrove one of the six original parks which now clearance will have to continue for some Gardens, like too acid, too windy, too wet; made up the farmland. It was bought by time. a sort of medical book for plant doctors on Alexander John Fergusson who set about Our first trip away was to Glen Isla an NHS budget. rebuilding the keeper’s cottage into the two where Mr Gibb gave us a splendid after­ But to get back to the original problem: storey house we know today as Coventrees, noon deer stalking on the hills at the head having arranged with everyone concerned and laying out new gardens to the south of of the glen. The team worked very hard in that we could work on a particular piece of the house to comprise a series of ponds identifying the whereabouts of the herds, a land it seemed only right that we should try forming a water garden, a rose garden and task which seemed fruitless for a long to understand a little of its history in order woodland park and flower beds. The area while. Do you know that deer are excep­ to appreciate what had been and what was to the west, known as Thornyshade Park, tionally hard to spot which was bad news intended to be. Our area once formed part was later conveyed to Harry Riley, in 1927. for us but, perhaps, good news for the of the twelve parks of Freeland House poli­ When Fergusson moved to Pitkeithly, we deer? We also found out why deerstalkers cies. The parks were all named (viz. think in 1950, he sold the farm to W illiam were so designed and why you can't have Charlie’s Acre Park, and in the garden area, Tattersall, a dentist from Dundee. The new deer and grouse on the same hills (explana­ Couperton Door’s Park.) The policies had owner sold off the lower three parks to John tion on application). Towards the end of a been laid out in the late 18th century round Finlay of Freeland Farm, gave the house the hard afternoon a herd was spotted and a Grand Cross design after the fashion of name Coventrees and organised the remain­ W illie Livingston was selected to go on the the time. This served to expand the origi­ ing area as a fruit farm. In 1952, to house final stalk with the keeper to get to within nal policies which dated from the mid 16th farm workers, he built two houses called 100 yards for a clean shot. The rest of us century and which continued to serve the Easter Cottage and Coventrees Cottage. He watched the kill from the higher ground, much grander house built in the late 17th sold off the area we now know as some with mixed feelings. There is a thrill century at the start o f the Enclosures but Tattersalls to the School in 1961, half to to the chase but a sadness at the death. sadly destroyed by fire on the 15th March become the new School playing fields and, Many thanks for a very interesting, well 1750. The parks were used to keep stock it was agreed at the time, that the other half organised and generally great afternoon, under control and provide specific areas for (the gardens of Coventrees) would be must go to Mr Gibb and his family and he the rotation of crops, an innovation in passed to the School at a later date - which has already offerred very generously to farming which was becoming very fashion­ happened on his death in 1966, while Mrs. organise a similar afternoon next year. able at the time. The whole Freeland estate Tattersall stayed on at the house until she By sheer chance and Mr Du Boulay’s stretched from Aberdalgie on the oppositie moved to ‘Trigona’ on the Bridge of Earn racing contacts, the next week we went to side of the Earn to Rossie Ochil some way road. Whether or not the gardens at Perth Races at the invitation of the to the south with the kennels for the estate Coventrees were ever looked after again is Steward. For some of the group it was a pack situated at Kinnaird (now called not known but all the ponds except one new experience while for others it was a Kinnaird Farm) at the end of Kinnaird were filled in and a new stream, the exist­ way to meet their relatives. It must be said Road from the village. ing one, was dug south of the house away that in no way was any interest shown on The estate passed out o f the hands of the from the old garden stream, which filled the the financial side of the meeting, we think. Ruthven family in 1874 and was sold in its water tanks of the house, now obsolete. Our invitation next year will be to work on entirety to Mr Collingwood Lindsay Wood However, with the heavy rain last winter the course from an earlier time. O n the from Hawlish Hall, Durham, by James, 7th, this old stream came back into involuntary topic of horses, it was about this time that and last. Lord Ruthven of Freeland. His use! Ashley began her work at Glenearn House wife, the last Lady Ruthven, Caroline Many people who have been at the with Rhoda McLaren. She has spent the Annesley Gore, who was the daughter of School since 1966 remember the gardens as whole school year involved at the stables the 4th Earl of Arran, had been responsible they were and, more interestingly, remem­ with horse breeding and care and we are for a lot of improvements to the estate and ber the steady decay to the current state; a indebted to Rhoda for all her time and village which was, at that time, still part of decay we are trying to halt. The project has interest. Ashley has taken part in several the estate known as the Green, or Gate, of been planned to run for a five year period - activities with Rhoda who specialises in Freeland. The improvements were contin­ involving clearance and restructure bit by quarterhorses at local, and not so local, ued by Wood who laid out the existing bit. Nick Gibb, James Henderson, Duncan events.

32 For the morning of Field Day we were at Mr SummersgiH's house at Pitcairly in LOT 6 Fife, where there was reconstruction work (Coloured Yellow on 1*1811 No. 1) on the walled garden and a variety o f activ­ ities including the excavation of what has since turned out to be a Victorian green­ A COMPACT HOLDING house air circulating system. A fire is lit at TO BE CALLED one end of a brick passage some way from the greenhouses and the rising heat draws COVENTRY the lower moist air from the greenhouses at the other end of the passage, so bringing in situated South of the River Earn and convenient to Forgandenny Village, the House fresh air and reducing disease from fungi having been built for a Keeper’s Cottage. and bacteria. Clever, eh! In the afternoon Area we were invited by Mr Airlie Bruce-Jones to see clearances of existing woodland as 81 a. 2 r. 23 p. preparation for our own work. The first site was in Edinburgh, where a section of woodland about a hundred years old was T H E HOUSE falling into decay. The area had been sur­ is a superior Cottage of brick and slate construction, and containing:— Sitting Room, Two veyed and clearance was about to start Bedrooms, Kitchen, Gun Room, Scullery, Pantry and Cloak Room. which gave us all the chance to make our own suggestions. We were quite close in most cases except in calculating the area The Buildings needed for a mature tree to grow properly. which can be readily adapted to farm requirements, are well-built of brick and slated, and Try it for yourself - imagine a tree has to include W .C., Wood Shed, Coal Cellar, boiler House, Meal Room, Store, Rabbit Larder, Game Larder, Shed and Hen Houses, Three Kennels. have close growth removed in a circle from its base. If the tree is 150 ft high what Water is obtained from the supply to Lot I. would you suggest as the diameter of that circle for optimum growth of the tree. The Holding Takes out the garden, doesn’t it! We also found out how much we all benefit from a includes about 67 acres of good Agricultural Land, at present let as Grass Parks and 14 acres of Woodlands. lot of the development in gardens and woodlands from the mid to late Victorian The Grass Parks are let for Season 1919 at a rent of £ 1 4 9 . age in city and country. It is over the next Right of access is reserved to this Lot over the road through Lot 7 to the public road to Forgandenny Station. 20 years that we w ill have to start again for There is an obligation on the Proprietor of Lot 1 to maintain the road on the East side of Thomeyshade Park, and a right to use this road is reserved to hint. the generations following us. The second Rjght is reserved to the Proprietor of Lot 1 to use the road leading from Gallowmuir Farm Steading to said public site was at Dowhill, near Cleish, owned by road and the road on the West side of Ronaldson s Park, and right is reserved to the Proprietor of Lot 5 to use said road from Gallowmuir Farm Steading to the public road, and also the road between Couparton and Coventry Parks. the Maitland-Dougalls who have had new plantations laid out and the old woodland The Woodlands have been in the occupation of the Proprietor of Freeland and the unsold on the policies cleared to give mature trees Timber is valued at £$43 os. od. more space. The scale of the venture was RENTAL unbelievable but there was clear evidence of the benefits of the clearances. We are SvajKT \H.t Tbxaxt Tskaxot ' . 1 extremely grateful to Mr. Bruce-Jones for \ L %. 4 . organising the day and for all the help and The House, Kennel*, etc. 10448 In Proprietor’s Occupation 1 4 0 0 * (•nt'tt Parks 61172 Various ...... Season 1919 149 0 0 advice he and his wife have given us over Agricultural Land 5648 In Proprietor’s Occupation Do. 5 0 0 * 5 the year. Much of the Coventrees clearance Woodlands ...... J 4’378 Do. — 1 1 4 0 *

has been under his advice and the replanti­ 81646 £ > S 9 u 0 ng scheme, when finalised, will be at his instigation. Recommendations have • .\»w w d Kent. I .\|>pofttoncil Ri-ni. already been discussed and ideas are BURDENS beginning to take form. S:i|iend ...... £ 1 9 o 9 Thanks must go to the navy for provid­ County Rates (Owner) ...... 7 *9 9 ing summer afternoon diversions on the Par.-h Rates (Owner) ...... 3 3 11 pond and to the army who actually 4 5 attacked us one afternoon or, rather, attacked the bamboo. The bamboo has begun to recover from the physical and verbal assault (refer to Prince Charles for explanation). All credit to W illie, for tim ­ ber removal - have tree: will travel; to Duncan, for eventually getting the time right and one-handed bonfire construction instruction; to Henry, the rabbit hunter; to Nick D, who has been known to attack trees because they don’t retaliate and was caught talking on more than one occasion; to James, for hard work, past and present,; to Andrew for his artistic strimming and pruning; to Ashley for her patience and to Nick G, for working in any shade of light or dark at the same job. A good group by any standards.

N ick G ib b G .R .M .R . 1919 Bill of Sale and photograph of 'Coventrees

33 RUGBY

The 1st XV to play the first match mances of the season against Glenalmond. rucking and mauling, excellent support against Rannoch was as follows: A There is no doubt that they deserved their play, good defence and shrewd decision Shepherd, S Lokko, J MacDonald, P victory on the day, but we did everything to making. Examples of good support play Ainsworth (Capt), M Silver, N Gray, M lose this game 12-21. Again Simon Lokko were the two tries scored by Garry Burton Barker, R Obineche, J Proctor, P Brown, R scored two tries. (second row!) and a try by Simon Lokko Mitchell, G Burton, G Stephens, J What has now become a traditional fix­ was indicative of a good choice of options Henderson, J Green. ture against the North and M idlands U18 from first phase and good decision making Rannoch showed just how much work (to the extent that this year a plaque was by scrum half Matthew Barker in taking we had to do when we were lucky to presented to be played for each season) was space to the left before releasing to Phil escape from 0-7 to scrape home 8-7 satisfying in some respects but showed us Ainsworth, Doug Clement and Simon. through a penalty by Mark Silver and a try where we needed to work hard to improve. Three more tries were scored by Niall by Niall Gray. Had we taken our chances and been a little Gray, Phil Ainsworth and Mark Silver. Stephen Harrod was fit for the second more "street-wise’ this would have been a What a pity that Mark did not have his game against Glasgow Academy but Guy much closer result than 3-22. Despite that, kicking boots on that day! The final score Stephens was injured and was replaced by Garry Burton had an outstanding game, Nik was a most convincing 30-14 victory. Paul Heslop. This was a much more con­ Hartley showed how well he was coping The Morrison’s Academy game, due to vincing performance. Mark Silver scored a with 1st team rugby and the whole front frosted patches, had to be played on M .F .l. good try on the short side, set up by Niall row (Peter Brown, Stephen Harrod and and as the game progressed the weather Gray and Phil Ainsworth, and kicked two Rhesa Obineche) held up well, as did Phil deteriorated and we finished in a snow­ conversions and a penalty. An excellent Ainsworth at fly-half. storm. Fortunately we won 18-13 after a try by John Green created by good support Our first game after half-term was very convincing start but Martin Murray, play between backs and forwards, a try by against Merchiston and for the first half we the Morrison’s captain, had an outstanding James Henderson from a scrum close to the had the strong Colinton side somwehat game in the loose as the opposition finished line and a sparkling try by Simon Lokko worried about the final result. However, a very strongly. Sundry members of the 1st took the score to 27-3. Thereafter we most unfortunate bounce which hit the XV somewhat confused by the pitch and relaxed and the final score was 27-15. underside of the cross-bar and bounced the the weather, had to be re-assured that we Sadly Bob Mitchell was injured in this wrong way for full back Doug Clement had actually won. The points came from game and was to be out for the remainder gave Merchiston 7 points and the lead, another two tries from the ‘Greaves’ of of the season. This was most unfortunate against the run of play, at half-time. An Strath-allan, John Green, and two penalties for the team because it deprived us of a fine injury to Garry Burton at the same time, plus two conversions from Mark Silver. lock and our pack leader. However, I felt resulting in a substitution, added insult to Yet another unbeaten side - Dollar particularly sad for Bob as I’m sure he injury. The final result 9-25 was not a fair Academy - awaited us the following would have played for Scottish Schoolboys reflection of the game, but Merchiston, with Saturday. Phil Ainsworth had been injured this year. Our captain, Phil Ainsworth, was (Scottish Schoolboy) Jamie Weston orches­ again and missed the last few games o f the also injured which necessitated some cru­ trating well from scrum-half, deserved their term. Cameron Mackay came in at fly-half cial changes in the backs. victory. and was to have a very good game. Although we were dominant in the first It was great to see the 1st X V rise to yet Unfortunately, within the first quarter Niall phase we were outplayed in the second another challenge - an unbeaten (in Gray, inside centre, went over very badly phase against Loretto. Crucial mistakes in Scotland) Edinburgh Academy side, away! on his ankle and had to retire. Paul decision making and poor defence in the This was, undoubtedly, one of our best per­ Johnston came on as replacement for his backs gave the Musselburgh side a 3-17 formances of the season with marvellous first game at this level, playing in his nor­ victory. Having gifted St Aloysius 14 points in the first 20 minutes we decided to take the game to the Glasgow side. A penalty by Niall Gray and a try by John Green made the score 8-14. Unfortunately, a simple double dummy scissors created a gap in our backs that Boadicea and her chariots would have cruised through. Thus, at half-time a 21-8 deficit looked daunting. However, we came back well with another try by John Green but at 13- 21 we again allowed the game to slip and despite a third try by our flanker we lost 20-18. The victory against Fettes, with Phil Ainsworth now orchestrating the backs from fly-half and Doug Clement estab­ lished at full back, was a very satisfying result. Two very good tries by Simon Lokko against the Scottish Schoolboys wing showed what he could have done if he had been determined to take his rugby further. Two more back row tries by John Green and James Henderson with two con­ versions by Mark Silver took the score to 24-0. The Fettes victory was followed by one of our most disappointing perfor­ The undefeated Under 15 A team about to take on a scrum machine

34 mal position, fly-half, with Cameron mov­ interest in the proceedings and lost 0-22. pack, but they worked very hard as a team ing to centre. Peter Brown, our loose-head The other game against Robert Gordon’s with encouraging results. Richard Wallace prop was next to retire just before half- College was on the point of being an excel­ on the wing had a very good season and time, to be replaced by Peter Seymour, our lent performance and demonstration, but Graham Tyldsley represented the Midlands 'super-sub'. A certain amount of reshuf­ like the fisherman's tale, we could not quite U15. fling was necessary to accommodate this control and subdue this difficult fish as it The following boys represented the move, but John Green’s move into the front was played on the line and although we Midlands U15:- row certainly took the Dollar prop by sur­ won 13-3 there were a few tries that slipped Robert Horsfall. Ali Reekie, Cameron prise, and Garry Burton playing in the back away upstream. Wood, Harry Hensman, Robert Barr, row allowed him much more freedom to According to the pundits in the Common Duncan Forbes, Euan Mackay, Noel maraud around the park. Despite such ill- Room this was never supposed to be a great Charlier, Robert Mawdsley, David Christie, luck, this was a game that was ‘ripe for the side and although we were always quite Chris Burnett, Stephen Cooksley, David plucking' and a 5-12 defeat was poor hopeful that the forwards would produce Macleod and Ross McMillan. This is by reward for a tremendous effort by all con­ the goods, we were not so sure of the backs. far the biggest contingent we have ever had cerned. Our try was scored by Simon The latter, however, developed well and in the Midlands and augurs well for the Lokko. although some backs undoubtedly had their next 2/3 years for Strathallan's senior One of the highlights of a season is off games, they made good progress and it rugby sides. always a touring side, and this year we had is a mark of Matthew Barker’s development As always I have been indebted to the St Andrew’s College from Grahamstown, that he could play and perform so well in coaches of the various teams. Strathallan South Africa. Apart from the social and the West of Scotland Invitation Schools can now field up to 15 teams which would educational side of the meeting, the rugby XV. Yet he and others do now realise that not be possible without the dedication and was something quite special. St Andrew’s it doesn't just happen: constant individual enthusiasm of the academic staff. College played like a good side from the practice and training are required, in addi­ Throughout my 18 years this has always South of France, moving the ball in tion to the work that is done by the coaches been a strong feature and 1 am glad to say December as if it were a hot summer’s day and individuals, units and with the team if that the coaching staff, as 1 leave, is as and the ground was very firm. It seemed to success is to be achieved. strong as ever. With the arrival of my be a version of rugby-basketball. This was Phil Ainsworth deserves a lot of credit Antipodean non-cricketing friend, Alan a most exhilarating experience for the 1st for the success and progress made through­ Ball and another friend from the victorious XV and all who watched the game. Andre out the season. Unfortunately, he missed a Durham University UAU Champions side Jacobs, their coach, wrote later to say that number of games but his interest and influ­ o f a few years back. Robert Clark, the qual­ ‘Strathallan was the smallest in size we ence were o f the greatest importance as was ity as well as quantity of coaches has also encountered, but certainly the biggest at the continuing interest of Bob Mitchell. been boosted. heart and the rucking and mauling the best Increasingly the man who had to shoulder a I would also like to thank all those in the we saw on tour’. The final result was a lot o f the burden was Garry Burton: his School who have helped me and the rugby very sound victory o f 29-17. Tries were development as a player and an individual players throughout this season and the past. scored by Matthew Barker, Garry Burton has been a source o f great delight. 1 was In particular, my thanks go to Ed and Cameron Mackay (2) with three con­ extremely pleased to see him gain his McDonald and the ground staff, Mrs versions and one penalty by Mark Silver. Scottish Schoolboys’ Cap against Ireland Clayton and the sewing room staff, Sister, Life seems to be full of bitter-sweet and wish him all the very best in Australia. and Mr Young and the kitchen staff. experiences. St Andrew’s College fol­ In addition to Garry, Phil Ainsworth and I am also indebted to all the visiting ref­ lowed by Kelvinside Academy seemed to Stephen Harrod represented the President’s erees: it has always been re-assuring to prove this belief. Not only did we not do X V . Phil also had a trial for the Scottish know that one can call on the services of ourselves justice, we blew the bank at the Schools U18 as did Doug Clement and Lee top class officials who seem to have same time. Our defeat (0-3) seemed to be Walker for the U16. enjoyed travelling to Forgandenny to refer­ somewhat symbolic of a result in which Full colours were awarded to: Phil ee matches. one side had the capability of scoring tries Ainsworth, Garry Burton, Mark Silver, Bob Finally, I would like to wish Strathallan but did not and the other which would Mitchell, Rhesa Obineche and Andrew School R.F.C. and Peter Green all the very never have scored a try if we played all Shepherd. best for the future. afternoon, managed to get the only kick- Half colours were awarded to: Stephen B.R. able penalty. As my ‘anarchiste’ friend Harrod, John Green, Peter Brown, Niall and ex-President o f the M .J.C. in Narbonne Gray and Cameron Mackay. would have said, this proved how bizarre In the 7s we reached the semi-final of the the game of rugby can be. Perth Academy tournament only to lose 12- Our last game before the Christmas 19 to a strong Glenalmond 7, who took break was against Howe of Fife U18 and Merchiston all the way in the final. In the although this was not a strong side we did Merchiston tournament we lost to Loretto bounce back from the previous week and in the first round and then reached the final the 1st X V went out to prove something, to of the plate beating Dundee H.S. 19-0 and express and enjoy themselves. A 59-11 Heriots 12-5, but we did not play well in victory was a fitting way to end the term. the final and lost to Robert Gordon’s James Meiklejohn playing only his second College. In addition, we reached the quar­ game scored a hat trick of tries, the others ter finals of the Goldenacre 7s. Overall the came from Paul Heslop (2), Matthew side played some good sevens but never Barker (2), James MacDonald, Doug had the pace to kill off other sides. Clement and Simon Lokko. Cameron Mackay, however, is to be com ­ Two matches in the Spring term illustrat­ mended for scoring some good tries with ed our weaknesses and strengths to great power running. effect. We were on the point of dominating O f the senior sides, both the 2nd and 4th Stirling County U18 but could not put X V ’s had good seasons losing only 3 and 2 points on the board and after the first score games respectively. The Form 3A XV had just before half-time and with the weather a good season losing only 2 games. This deteriorating rapidly, we seemed to lose was a gutsy side in defence, with a small Garry Burton goes for it

35 YALE: BRIAN RAINE

Brian Raine spent 23 years at Strathallan. an intrepid tourist. He started by pioneer­ not a member of the domestic or ground He arrived straight from Durham ing the pre-season tours to Narbonne, then staff whom he did not know by name. He University with a formidable reputation as became more ambitious, going to Canada, and his long-suffering wife, Jean, who sto­ a rugby player. In his time here he has Singapore, Australia and Fiji on the world ically put up with all his absences, were proved himself to be considerably more. tour, and finally to Chile and Argentina. incomparably good hosts and innumerable On paper his achievements were impres­ Without exception they were organised are the friends, parents, colleagues and sive. At various times he was a House immaculately, and few could have been pupils who have enjoyed their hospitality. Tutor in Freeland, Housemaster of aware of how much they were indebted to Any good schoolmaster is an individual, Ruthven, Master in Charge o f the 1st X V him. Such tours were inconceivable in pre­ a character and usually eccentric. If imita­ for 18 years, Chairman of the Masters’ vious generations. B.R. also coached the tion is a form of flattery, B.R. had few Common Room and Head of the History President’s X V for several years, was the equals. There weren’t many Strathallians Department. Midland Schools' representative and was a who did not attempt to mimic his gutteral Such a list tells little of the story. Scottish Schools' selector. From Hong tones and particularist phrases. He had Whatever Brian did he threw himself into it Kong to Vancouver to Paris he is a well many idiosyncracies which might strike a with energy, enthusiasm and dedication. known figure in the rugby world. chord: the whiff of garlic induced by a late As a teacher he was thoroughness personi­ He also contributed in many other ways night raw clove sandwich; that distinctive fied. His students sweltered under volumes around the School and in the local commu­ voice talking to the 1st X V above the roar of notes, in a tightly written hand, and nity. He enjoyed Athletics, Squash, Tennis of the crowd; his speeches in French; that unpronounceable elongated German words. and even turned out to perform noisily for scarf, with a fawn coat draped round his However, they were always well prepared the Occasionals on tour. He coached the shoulders as he opened every window with and tended to be more than satisfied when Athletics team and caught the “runing bug" sub-zero temperatures outside. He was not their results came out. He was a well-liked including running the London Marathon always broad minded. Skiing on rugby and respected Housemaster who demanded when suffering from shingles. He justified tours was sacrilege. Whilst proffering an high standards but gave of his own time this somehat foolhardy act bu saying that it alternative viewpoint, when his mind was and effort unstintingly. Many will remem­ was for charity and he did not want to let made up, was inclined to produce an ber him mainly for his contribution to the down his sponsors. He was a Round Tabler unprintable reply. 1st XV . There were many highlights, but, I and became Chairman of Perth 200 and is suspect, for him they were the unbeaten currently President o f Perth and Kinnoull Brian gave his all to Strathallan and we season o f 1983; Andy N ichol’s first cap, Rotary. In the Com m on Room he intro­ would like to wish Brian and Jean all the whom he coached through his time for the duced many social events including dining- best at Oueen Victoria School, where he Midland Schools XVs; and a number of in nights, wine tastings - a particular love - took over the role of Deputy Head in April. Scottish Schools caps - including Kris and even late night community singing. Boon and Max Adam - who toured New Perhaps his greatest contribution was the His virtues soon became apparent and he Zealand, and Garry Burton who went to knack of dropping in on colleagues when was appointed Headmaster after a single Australia this summer. Brian, himself was they needed help or comfort, and there was term.

RUGBY RESULTS

1st XV v Edinburgh Acadcmy (H) Won 21 - 0 FORM 4B XV v Rannoch (A) Won 8 - 7 v Dollar Acadcmy (A) Won 10- 3 v Loretto (H) Won 38- 0 v Glasgow Academy ill, Won 27- IS v Abbey School 1st XV (A) Won 8 - 3 v Queen Victoria School (A) Won 32- 0 v Lorctto (A) Lost 3-17 v St Aloysius (H) Won 12- 5 v St Aloysius (A) 1 ..St 20-28 4th XV v Fettes (A) Won 77- 5 v Fettcs (H) Won 24- 0 v Oueen Victoria School 2nd XV (H) Won 31 - 19 v Merchiston Won 56- 0 Played 13; Won 7; Lost 6 v Queen Victoria School i \. Won 15- 7 v Perthshire U 16 (A) Won 14- 7 Points tor |96 v Perth Acadcmy i \. Won 63- 0 Points against 175 v Loretto ill. Won 31 - 17 5th XV v St Aloysius (Mi Won 27- 0 CLUB FIXTURES v Rannoch 3rd XV (A) Won 17- 0 v Fcttcs (Mi Won 22-15 24 v North & Midlands U 18 (A) Lost 3-22 v Loretto (A) Lost 7- 9 v (ilcnalmond (H) Lost ii v Howe of Fife U1K ,lli Won 59-11 v Fettes (H) Won 28- 0 v Mcrchiston (A) Won 38 - 10 36- 7 v Stirling College (H) Lost 0-22 v (ilenalmond (A) Lost 0- 5 v Edinburgh Acadcmy , 11, Won v Mcrchiston , \, Lost 0-38 v Dollar Acadcmy (A) Lost 0 • 10 Played 3; Won 1; Lost 2 v Edinburgh Academy (H) Won 87- 3 v Madras (H) Won 44-21 Points for 62 Points against 55 6th XV FORM 3B XV v Oueen Vicioru School 3rd XV (H) Won 34- 7 v Lorctto (H) Won 24- 0 2nd XV v (ilasgow Acadcmy (A) Lost 5-10 v St Aloysius ,ll, Won 25- 9 v Queen Victoria School 1st XV (H) Won 24- 10 v Lorctto (A) Lost 0 - 88 v (ilenalmond .Id Won iy- o v St Wilfrid s 1st XV (H) W h 52- 0 v (ilcnalmond i \i Lost 5-21 v Mcrchiston , 11. Drawn 5- 5 v Glasgow Acadcmy (Ml Won 30- 5 v Mcrchiston (A) Lost 0-24 v Edinburgh Academy , 11, Won 40- 5 v Perth Academy 1st XV .Ml Woa 42-15 v (ilenalmond

36 HOCKEY

Our indoor hockey is mainly designed to Ireland. Happily we should get there next dangerous in opponents' circles. James hone the skills for the outdoor season, and half term, as Campbell College - despite Meiklejohn and James McDonald were fast an enthusiastic group worked hard in the our letting them down this time - have kind­ wingers. Both improved the subtlety to winter to do just that. It is also meant to ly invited us to their 1994 Centenary their crosses during the season, although prepare for the Glenalm ond Challenge in Tournament. interpassing amongst the forwards was the Spring Term. Comfortable wins over Everyone who played for the 1st XI did never quite good enough. Altogether an Glenalmond and Stewarts Melville warmed so determinedly. None more so than keeper inexperienced side can feel proud of a good us up nicely for this, but the January floods Tim Hunter. Totally dedicated to his job he record. Next year with eight players still arrived and, once again. Bell's Sports still found time to keep his eye on wayward available it should be even more effective. Centre was submerged. The tournament defenders, and he seldom made a serious The 2nd XI had a tough fixture list play­ was switched to MacDiarmid Park as a six- mistake. In front of him Niall Gray and ing several 1st XIs, but they, too, had a a-side outdoor competition. Despite fail­ Logie MacKenzie were usually solid. Both steady season. The 3rd XI had a similar ures to convert chances we reached the hit the standing ball sweetly, although Niall record, but it was sad that, with lots of keen semi-finals relatively easily, only to be could’t come to terms with striking at the senior players, so many 4th X I games were pipped by a fit and talented Abbey team, ‘new’ short corners, and Logie lacked cancelled. The junior fixtures also suffered which went on to win the trophy. speed if turned. Much of the burden o f the from some wet weather and the 'flu. The W ith only Captain Green left from last midfield fell on the talented Ben Ward. He easy games were won convincingly, but year’s X I, the outdoor season was likely to had many good first halves, but often tired most teams struggled to beat the better be a struggle. Perhaps the reversion to the in the last quarter. Alistair Bennett was schools. old blue and gold quarters to replace the dependable and hard working at left half. Although the 1st X I may have to put up devalued ‘blue and blue' would do the Several other halves were tried, Alistair with me in a final fling in Ireland next trick! Doodson and Ewan Ovenstone becoming term, I am handing over to David Giles. I A tough start against an experienced the final incumbents. Both had excellent hope he gets as much fun and satisfaction Scottish Under 16 squad didn't help. We games but were prone to mistakes at impor­ as I have had in the last eighteen years. It held them well in the first half, and if a tant moments. Finding the right forwards has been a pleasure to work with so many stroke had gone in it might have been was also difficult. In the early games only good and enthusiastic players and coaches, close, but late; and in one case, dubious, John Green’s direct running and skills pro­ and to make friends in other schools and goals sunk us. Chances galore came in the vided any real threat. Jamie Stewart and countries. To them all go my thanks and first half against Gordonstoun, but again Ali W alls worked very hard but could not good wishes. I know that Strathallan hock­ we paid the penalty towards the end when score. Eventually Andrew Quinn provided ey will be safe in the hands of such an their typically fast front runners turned our the striking power, and although he lacked enthusiastic new Master in Charge. defence. On grass at Fettes we at last got some of the finer touches, he was always J.N.F. into our stride and although the net couldn't be found enough, we were never seriously threatened. With good passing ‘SCOTTISH CHAMELEONS’ and some fine goals we outplayed In 1991 on the initiative of Alastair Reid, under 18 level. Kim Parker (goalkeeper). Aberdeen G.S in the next home match, and Master in Charge at Glenalmond, an inde­ Duncan Elder. Johnny Ward. Robert Barr. then faced a strong Old Boys’ side. At 1-1 pendent schools’ hockey club was estab­ Douglas Clement. Stephen Cooksley, at half time it looked a hard game to win, lished. Like the Wayfarers its purpose is to Alistair MacDonell and Chris Burnett have but the Old Boys ran out of steam and give experience to players at a higher level all played for the under 16s. teamwork, and we cruised to victory. On and opportunities to be seen by national Next year there will also be under 15 the 'blaze' at Riverside, Harris Academy selectors. Since then a number o f training practices and matches. played without a keeper. This unnerved sessions for under 18s and under 16s have Once a ‘lion on the move' (Chameleon), our attack and we struggled against a been held, and fixtures played against club always a Chameleon. A register of players strong midfield. It wasn't until the last ten and district teams. is being held, and in the future it may be minutes that they were demoralised by our In 1991/92 Strathallan was represented possible to arrange some adult tours. So, if determination. The Loretto fixture is the by Duncan Robertson (goalkeeper), Keith you have played, keep in touch through one we most like to win, and after a torrid Salters and Jason Low. and in 1992/93 by your Master in Charge of Hockey. match, which the guest international Tim Hunter (goalkeeper), Alastair Bennett. umpire tried hard to ruin, we emerged John Green, Ben Ward and Tom Hughes at J.N.F. rather fortunate winners. Away to a good Watson’s side on an awful grass pitch we were soon two down, but some fine indi­ vidual efforts from Green earned a draw. Edinburgh Academy were not the expected threat, their star forward was subdued, and we won comfortably. The best game of the season was against Robert Gordon's, who visited on the way back from a tour in England. They were fit, fast and well organised, but we matched them in every department, and despite the lack o f goals it was a fine exhibition of attacking hockey. 2-0 up against Monifieth we expected to end on a high note, but we relaxed fatally in the second half and their wonderfully skilled strikers put in six goals while we could only score twice. Our young side looked tired, and the 'flu, which ravaged the School in the last few weeks, was beginning to take its toll. This bug led to the cancellation of a tour to Northern House Hockey: Ruthven's Indoor Junior Team

37 CRICKET

Unfortunately this was a season dominat­ ed by the weather. O f the eighteen sched­ uled matches only eleven were played and other teams fared even worse. Of these eleven First X I matches three were won, three lost and five drawn Yet, considering the youth of the side, which included five Fifth Formers and two Fourth Formers, it was a very encouraging season. The bowlers performed well with the wickets shared between James Henderson, Alastair Doodson, Duncan Forbes and Robert Barr, all of whom recorded five wicket hauls. The batting was much less secure. Niall Gray produced flashes of class interspersed with an irritating ability to miss straight, and usually innocuous, deliveries. Stephen Cooksley and Dougal Fergusson opened very effectively, did all the hard work and then failed to cash in on the easy runs. Paul Johnston produced the odd good Riley "Spot the Ball" Cricket innings. Duncan Forbes, Andrew Jeffery and Ben Ward played courageous innings 13-5) and N iall Gray and Paul Johnston respectively. Stephen Cooksley made a under pressure. batting well. Against Merchiston we were good 54 against the XL Club and Niall The overall attitude of the side was probably extremely lucky. After they Gray a very determined 41 against MCC. excellent, with a determination to improve scored 174 for 6, we had reached the dizzy Some excellent batting from Grant Corbett and an eagerness to play, whatever the con­ height of 8 for 3 when the weather inter­ (100 in his only innings of the year) and ditions. vened. David Duncan (75) put the Old The first School match of the season was The final School match, against Strathallians in a very strong position and within a week of the start of term. We Coleraine, produced a sound batting perfor­ the pace of Hans McKenzie-Wilson and bowled effectively against Glenalmond, mance in which several players contributed Mark Tench (Why didn't he do it at dismissing them for 135 with Alastair well, including a valuable partnership School?) proved too much. Doodson (27-9-41-5) spearheading the between Ben Ward and, much to his evi­ On balance this was an encouraging sea­ attack. Then our batting collapsed in spite dent delight, James ("why am I always son and, with several players hunting for of good performances from Dougal number 11?") Henderson, who batted at places next year, the prospects are good. Fergusson and Duncan Forbes, and we number 10. Inspired by this, James then The Second X I played very well indeed. were out for 85 - hardly an auspicious start destroyed the Coleraine batting with figures Intelligently captained by Nik Hartley, the to the season. o f 11-4-24-5. It was excellent to see him team had some proper batting and a well- reaching peak form in the last match of the Things improved against Loretto against balanced bowling attack. One or two play­ whom we drew, with Stephen Cooksley season. ers were very unlucky not to get a First XI The matches against Edinburgh Academy producing a match-saving innings of 48. chance and suffered badly from playing, Although we cannot pretend to have had and Dollar were, amongst others, rained because of the weather, nothing like the better of the draw, the batting was off. enough matches. The Third XI, our W ith such a young side the club games much more determined and the overall per­ strongest in years, suffered even worse and were never going to be easy but the School formance an improvement. played only two or three fixtures, in spite Fettes were bowled out for 68 with the performed reasonably well, the only defeats of C .N .C .'s frantic efforts to arrange others. bowlers all performing well and the target coming against very strong MCC and Old Things were also pleasing at a junior was reached with only the odd 'twitch'. Strathallian sides. Duncan Forbes took five level. The Senior Colts, savaged by First Stewart’s Melville were similarly defeated, wickets against the Wayfarers and Niall XI selection, overcame their difficulties being dismissed for 73 (Robert Barr 9.3-5- Gray and Paul Johnston made 69 and 52 after one setback and. under inspired cap­ taincy, rolled off a series of impressive wins based often on the spin attack of James (Shane Warne) Bird and Jonathan (Tim May) Ward. The promise of a very able group continues to develop. The Junior Colts did not have the same overall ability but they performed well. They had the better of almost all of their matches and showed enthusiasm and deter­ mination in their approach. I would like to thank the usual, but no less important for that, individuals. The staff put in very long hours with coaching, umpiring and team management. The Ground Staff coped phlegmatically with infuriating weather conditions. The Catering Staff put up with my constantly fluctuating demands with incredible patience as do, indeed, Earnside Coaches.

RJ.W.P.: "He missed it by this much!" R.J.W.P.

GOLF

The season opened with a match against week of term. Colin easily won the scratch can all follow his invaluable advice then our Indian visitors, St Columba's School, competition, whilst Paul Johnston (an we will all be better players. New Delhi. These boys qualified for the escapee from Cricket) won the handicap The match v. the Old Boys is scheduled International final of the Golf Foundation section. Other prize winners were: Nick to be played on September 19th at Panmure Team Championships for Schools, being Dobson (golfer who has made the most (see page 73). played at Gleneagles, and, as the best progress); Andrew Milne (winner at ‘out­ Finally, I am indebted to Mr Kitson for Indian school golf team, were expected to ing’ at Milnathort) and Bruce McClure (12 agreeing to return to help me run the golf prove tough opposition. We played a hole competition in School). section. Without him we could not have three-sided match (along with Rosemount We are pleased to welcome back (from had as many outings/matches this year and Juniors) at Blairgowrie and convincingly Florida) our teaching Professional, Frank 1 look forward to this continuing next year. won. The three-man team of Garvie, Smith, from Craigie Hill Golf Club. If we ’ N.S. Mitchell and Watson looked very strong and gave us false grounds for optimism for the coming season. Captain James Garvie won both his matches but the most spectac­ ular performance must surely have come from Colin Mitchell, playing on his home course. Colin finished with I'/- points but this disguises the story o f his round as in the first six holes he lost two golf balls in the course o f going 3 down, then he 'got his act together' with a birdie blitz that pro­ duced 6 birdies in 9 holes to go 3 up, only to eventually halve his match with the Indian boy. ' The Indian boys eventually finished 1 Ith in the International Final, which was won for the fourth successive year by the same French school. The league season started well with two convincing 3-1 victories, which included a James Garvie victory (3 and 2) over the County Match and Stroke play champion, Matthew Evans, playing on his home course at Auchterarder. Colin Mitchell overwhelmed his opponents by 8 and 7 and 9 and 7 and Ewan Watson was his usual consistent self winning his first three matches. However, the rot set in in the next match against Crieff and the School were not to win another game. Once our chances o f winning the league were lost we took the opportunity to ‘blood’ a few youngsters and it is to be hoped that they will benefit from this experience. Colours were awarded to Ewan Watson and Colin Mitchell for their contributions to the golf team. Colin Mitchell on the school course The Inter-House Golf Trophy was won once again by Simpson with an identical score to last year and Colin Mitchell took the individual title with a steady round of 74. FOOTBALL C olin’s season seemed to really take off from this point, as in his next outing he fin­ This year football as a minor sport has Strathallan has a future. Unfortunately the ished third in the Perth and Kinross certainly progressed. Having once been the weak 1st XI side - because of clashing Individual Championships at Pitlochry, smallest of the minor sports, this season sports (e.g. athletics and cricket) fell 7-1 to thereby qualifying for the Scottish Schools' under the careful eye of Mr Bolton football a strong QVS side, who would certainly Championships at Kinross. At Kinross has at last been given a leg to stand on have been given a better game if our full Colin shot rounds of 73 and 74 to finish (Milky - note!). strength side had been played. third overall in the competition and gain Only one game figured during the first Credit is certainly due to Mr Bolton (bar automatic selection for the Scottish two terms as the once treasured “league” his hand-ball goal decision that lost Schools' golf side who were due to play a had folded. This was at home against Ruthven the cup!) for his relentless series of international matches at the end of Merchiston where a sizeable crowd patience; to Andreas, or “Pedro" for his June. We all congratulate Colin on his watched as we went down 5-3. It was a efforts; to Mark Ironside - the youth coach; achievement in being selected for the respectable score for such a scrappy team, to Rich Wilson for his laughable comments national side and hope he does well. although it would have helped if Pitchy had about the opposition; to Shep - in terms of Colin’s season of success continued in put the ball in the correct net! his progress; to Milky for his one-legged the inaugural St Columba’s Trophy (thanks The summer term saw the emergence of fouls ... and to the inevitable "Mickey to the generosity of our Indian visitors) an Under 17 team to accompany the 1st XI. Quinn" or simply "Miggy” for being such played over 36 holes at Craigie Hill and Respectable scorelines: 1-3 and 2-2 (away) fun. King James VI G olf Clubs during the last against QVS proves that football at Andrew Quinn

39 CROSS COUNTRY

The cross-country season started off really well with the Inter-House Competition. This was a great success thanks to Mr Crosfield who made sure it was! There were some really great performances. Results: 1 2 3 Junior Boys: S. Cooksley C. Wands M. Honig Junior Girls: A. Barlow H. Scott H. Ross House Freeland Ruthven Middle Boys: J. Ireland J. Barlow D. Fergusson Middle Girls: A. Smith M. Gillingham C. Low House Nicol Ruthven Senior Boys: 1. Wilson C. Gibson A. Jeffrey Senior Girls: R. Taylor N. Crowe S. Murray House Ruthven Nicol

Naturally, Ruthven won overall (not that girls and well done to Ratty (A. Jeffrey) through his race and had to run in the I would be biased to Ruthven or anything!) who put in a sterling effort. Seniors - accidents happen! The first away event was the Merchiston I would just like to take this opportunity Since I’ve been here this has definitely relays. As usual the weather was miserable to thank the kitchen for insisting on giving been the most active and well-organised but the running shoe changes went smooth­ us egg rolls. Their after effects on the bus cross-country term and I’m sure next year ly and no-one drowned in the river. The journey back were most appreciated! will be even better - thanks to Mr Crosfield most notable performance was by Jonathan Jonathan Ireland definitely proved more in particular. Ireland who came first overall. The Middle worth than trouble at the Scottish Schools Cross-country colours were awarded to team came fourth out of nine. Championships. While Mr Crosfield did Jonathan Ireland, Jonathan Gault, Nik Unfortunately the position of the Senior his voluntary duty as Marshall, Jonathan Hartley and Nicola Crowe. team didn’t equal the efforts that were put took an amazing and well-deserved first Thanks must also go to Mr and Mrs in! However, the only really poor perfor­ place - making him fastest in Scotland! Summersgill who gave vital help with a lot mance was by the asthmatic School Bus He’s now no longer seen without his shiny of much appreciated work this season. which puffed up the hills at a measly 10 Scotland top on - which gives other schools (And thanks, again, to Mrs Summersgill for mph. something to worry about! Good luck for the delicious lasagne.) Mr SummersgiM’s Jonathan pulled off another first at Fettes next year, Jonathan. dry wit and original humour kept me but even he was deceived by the dreaded Our first home match was against amused all the way to Rannoch and back. Rannoch course. Some of us are still Glenalmond and the girls exerted a crush­ Well done everyone including Tilly, B-J, recovering from the journey there and ing defeat by taking the first five places! N. Gibb, J. G-C and N. Scales, and every­ back. The girls, however, managed to hold The Middles ran a close race with Jonathan one not mentioned here. their own at Rannoch. Nicola, Ashley and coming first, but someone obviously didn’t Lucy got 1st, 4th and 7th positions for the find it that exciting because he slept Martin Fitchie

40 HOCKEY

Our indoor hockey is mainly designed to Ireland. Happily we should get there next dangerous in opponents’ circles. James hone the skills for the outdoor season, and half term, as Campbell College - despite Meiklejohn and James McDonald were fast an enthusiastic group worked hard in the our letting them down this time - have kind­ wingers. Both improved the subtlety to winter to do just that. It is also meant to ly invited us to their 1994 Centenary their crosses during the season, although prepare for the Glenalm ond Challenge in Tournament. interpassing amongst the forwards was the Spring Term. Comfortable wins over Everyone who played for the 1st X I did never quite good enough. Altogether an Glenalmond and Stewarts Melville warmed so determinedly. None more so than keeper inexperienced side can feel proud of a good us up nicely for this, but the January floods Tim Hunter. Totally dedicated to his job he record. Next year with eight players still arrived and, once again, Bell’s Sports still found time to keep his eye on wayward available it should be even more effective. Centre was submerged. The tournament defenders, and he seldom made a serious The 2nd XI had a tough fixture list play­ was switched to MacDiarmid Park as a six- mistake. In front of him Niall Gray and ing several 1st XIs, but they, too, had a a-side outdoor competition. Despite fail­ Logie MacKenzie were usually solid. Both steady season. The 3rd XI had a similar ures to convert chances we reached the hit the standing ball sweetly, although Niall record, but it was sad that, with lots of keen semi-finals relatively easily, only to be could’t come to terms with striking at the senior players, so many 4th XI games were pipped by a fit and talented Abbey team, ‘new’ short corners, and Logie lacked cancelled. The junior fixtures also suffered which went on to win the trophy. speed if turned. Much of the burden of the from some wet weather and the 'flu. The W ith only Captain Green left from last midfield fell on the talented Ben Ward. He easy games were won convincingly, but year's X I, the outdoor season was likely to had many good first halves, but often tired most teams struggled to beat the better be a struggle. Perhaps the reversion to the in the last quarter. Alistair Bennett was schools. old blue and gold quarters to replace the dependable and hard working at left half. Although the 1st XI may have to put up devalued 'blue and blue' would do the Several other halves were tried, Alistair with me in a final fling in Ireland next trick! Doodson and Ewan Ovenstone becoming term, I am handing over to David Giles. I A tough start against an experienced the final incumbents. Both had excellent hope he gets as much fun and satisfaction Scottish Under 16 squad didn’t help. We games but were prone to mistakes at impor­ as I have had in the last eighteen years. It held them well in the first half, and if a tant moments. Finding the right forwards has been a pleasure to work with so many stroke had gone in it might have been was also difficult. In the early games only good and enthusiastic players and coaches, close, but late; and in one case, dubious, John Green’s direct running and skills pro­ and to make friends in other schools and goals sunk us. Chances galore came in the vided any real threat. Jamie Stewart and countries. To them all go my thanks and first half against Gordonstoun, but again Ali Walls worked very hard but could not good wishes. I know that Strathallan hock­ we paid the penalty towards the end when score. Eventually Andrew Quinn provided ey w ill be safe in the hands o f such an their typically fast front runners turned our the striking power, and although he lacked enthusiastic new Master in Charge. defence. On grass at Fettes we at last got some of the finer touches, he was always J.N.F. into our stride and although the net couldn’t be found enough, we were never seriously threatened. With good passing ‘SCOTTISH CHAMELEONS’ and some fine goals we outplayed In 1991 on the initiative of Alastair Reid, under 18 level. Kim Parker (goalkeeper). Aberdeen G.S in the next home match, and Master in Charge at Glenalmond, an inde­ Duncan Elder, Johnny Ward. Robert Barr, then faced a strong Old Boys’ side. At 1-1 pendent schools’ hockey club was estab­ Douglas Clement. Stephen Cooksley, at half time it looked a hard game to win. lished. Like the Wayfarers its purpose is to Alistair MacDonell and Chris Burnett have but the Old Boys ran out of steam and give experience to players at a higher level all played for the under 16s. teamwork, and we cruised to victory. On and opportunities to be seen by national Next year there will also be under 15 the 'blaze' at Riverside, Harris Academy selectors. Since then a number of training practices and matches. played without a keeper. This unnerved sessions for under 18s and under 16s have Once a ‘lion on the move’ (Chameleon), our attack and we struggled against a been held, and fixtures played against club always a Chameleon. A register of players strong midfield. It wasn't until the last ten and district teams. is being held, and in the future it may be minutes that they were demoralised by our In 1991/92 Strathallan was represented possible to arrange some adult tours. So, if determination. The Loretto fixture is the by Duncan Robertson (goalkeeper), Keith you have played, keep in touch through one we most like to win. and after a torrid Salters and Jason Low. and in 1992/93 by your Master in Charge of Hockey. match, which the guest international Tim Hunter (goalkeeper). Alastair Bennett, umpire tried hard to ruin, we emerged John Green, Ben Ward and Tom Hughes at J.N.F. rather fortunate winners. Away to a good Watson's side on an awful grass pitch we were soon two down, but some fine indi­ vidual efforts from Green earned a draw. Edinburgh Academy were not the expected threat, their star forward was subdued, and we won comfortably. The best game of the season was against Robert Gordon’s, who visited on the way back from a tour in England. They were fit, fast and well organised, but we matched them in every department, and despite the lack of goals it was a fine exhibition of attacking hockey. 2-0 up against Monifieth we expected to end on a high note, but we relaxed fatally in the second half and their wonderfully skilled strikers put in six goals while we could only score twice. Our young side looked tired, and the 'flu, which ravaged the School in the last few weeks, was beginning to take its toll. This bug led to the cancellation of a tour to Northern House Hockey: Ruthven's Indoor Junior Team

37 CRICKET

Unfortunately this was a season dominat­ ed by the weather. O f the eighteen sched­ uled matches only eleven were played and other teams fared even worse. Of these eleven First X I matches three were won, three lost and five drawn Yet, considering the youth o f the side, which included five Fifth Formers and two Fourth Formers, it was a very encouraging season. The bowlers performed well with the wickets shared between James Henderson, Alastair Doodson, Duncan Forbes and Robert Barr, all of whom recorded five wicket hauls. The batting was much less secure. Niall Gray produced flashes of class interspersed with an irritating ability to miss straight, and usually innocuous, deliveries. Stephen Cooksley and Dougal Fergusson opened very effectively, did all the hard work and then failed to cash in on the easy runs. Paul Johnston produced the odd good Riley "Spot the Ball" Cricket innings. Duncan Forbes, Andrew Jeffery and Ben Ward played courageous innings 13-5) and N iall Gray and Paul Johnston respectively. Stephen Cooksley made a under pressure. batting well. Against Merchiston we were good 54 against the XL Club and Niall The overall attitude of the side was probably extremely lucky. After they Gray a very determined 41 against MCC. excellent, with a determination to improve scored 174 for 6, we had reached the dizzy Some excellent batting from Grant Corbett and an eagerness to play, whatever the con­ height o f 8 for 3 when the weather inter­ (100 in his only innings of the year) and ditions. vened. David Duncan (75) put the Old The first School match of the season was The final School match, against Strathallians in a very strong position and within a week of the start of term. We Coleraine, produced a sound batting perfor­ the pace of Hans McKenzie-Wilson and bowled effectively against Glenalmond, mance in which several players contributed Mark Tench (Why didn't he do it at dismissing them for 135 with Alastair well, including a valuable partnership School?) proved too much. Doodson (27-9-41-5) spearheading the between Ben Ward and, much to his evi­ On balance this was an encouraging sea­ attack. Then our batting collapsed in spite dent delight. James (“why am I always son and, with several players hunting for of good performances from Dougal number 11?”) Henderson, who batted at places next year, the prospects are good. Fergusson and Duncan Forbes, and we number 10. Inspired by this, James then The Second X I played very well indeed. were out for 85 - hardly an auspicious start destroyed the Coleraine batting with figures Intelligently captained by Nik Hartley, the to the season. o f 11-4-24-5. It was excellent to see him team had some proper batting and a well- Things improved against Loretto against reaching peak form in the last match of the whom we drew, with Stephen Cooksley season. balanced bowling attack. One or two play­ ers were very unlucky not to get a First XI producing a match-saving innings of 48. The matches against Edinburgh Academy chance and suffered badly from playing, Although we cannot pretend to have had and Dollar were, amongst others, rained the better of the draw, the batting was off. because of the weather, nothing like enough matches. The Third XI. our much more determined and the overall per­ W ith such a young side the club games strongest in years, suffered even worse and formance an improvement. were never going to be easy but the School played only two or three fixtures, in spite Fettes were bowled out for 68 with the performed reasonably well, the only defeats of C .N .C .’s frantic efforts to arrange others. bowlers all performing well and the target coming against very strong MCC and Old was reached with only the odd ‘twitch’. Strathallian sides. Duncan Forbes took five Things were also pleasing at a junior Stewart's Melville were similarly defeated, wickets against the Wayfarers and Niall level. The Senior Colts, savaged by First being dismissed for 73 (Robert Barr 9.3-5- Gray and Paul Johnston made 69 and 52 XI selection, overcame their difficulties after one setback and, under inspired cap­ taincy, rolled off a series of impressive wins based often on the spin attack of James (Shane Warne) Bird and Jonathan (Tim May) Ward. The promise of a very able group continues to develop. The Junior Colts did not have the same overall ability but they performed well. They had the better o f almost all o f their matches and showed enthusiasm and deter­ mination in their approach. I would like to thank the usual, but no less important for that, individuals. The staff put in very long hours with coaching, umpiring and team management. The Ground Staff coped phlegmatically with infuriating weather conditions. The Catering Staff put up with my constantly fluctuating demands with incredible patience as do, indeed, Earnside Coaches.

RJ. W.P.: "He missed it by this much!" RJ.W.P. GOLF

The season opened with a match against week of term. Colin easily won the scratch can all follow his invaluable advice then our Indian visitors, St Columba's School, competition, whilst Paul Johnston (an we will all be better players. New Delhi. These boys qualified for the escapee from Cricket) won the handicap The match v. the Old Boys is scheduled International final of the Golf Foundation section. Other prize winners were: Nick to be played on September 19th at Panmure Team Championships for Schools, being Dobson (golfer who has made the most (see page 73). played at Gleneagles, and, as the best progress); Andrew Milne (winner at ‘out­ Finally, I am indebted to Mr Kitson for Indian school golf team, were expected to ing’ at Milnathort) and Bruce McClure (12 agreeing to return to help me run the golf prove tough opposition. We played a hole competition in School). section. Without him we could not have three-sided match (along with Rosemount We are pleased to welcome back (from had as many outings/matches this year and Juniors) at Blairgowrie and convincingly Florida) our teaching Professional, Frank 1 look forward to this continuing next year. won. The three-man team of Garvie, Smith, from Craigie Hill Golf Club. If we ' N.S. Mitchell and Watson looked very strong and gave us false grounds for optimism for the coming season. Captain James Garvie won both his matches but the most spectac­ ular performance must surely have come from Colin Mitchell, playing on his home course. Colin finished with I 1/: points but this disguises the story o f his round as in the first six holes he lost two golf balls in the course of going 3 down, then he ‘got his act together' with a birdie blitz that pro­ duced 6 birdies in 9 holes to go 3 up, only to eventually halve his match with the Indian boy. The Indian boys eventually finished I Ith in the International Final, which was won for the fourth successive year by the same French school. The league season started well with two convincing 3-1 victories, which included a James Garvie victory (3 and 2) over the County Match and Stroke play champion, Matthew Evans, playing on his home course at Auchterarder. Colin Mitchell overwhelmed his opponents by 8 and 7 and 9 and 7 and Ewan Watson was his usual consistent self winning his first three matches. However, the rot set in in the next match against Crieff and the School were not to win another game. Once our chances of winning the league were lost we took the opportunity to ‘blood’ a few youngsters and it is to be hoped that they will benefit from this experience. Colours were awarded to Ewan Watson and Colin Mitchell for their contributions to the golf team. The Inter-House Golf Trophy was won Colin Mitchell on the school course once again by Simpson with an identical score to last year and Colin Mitchell took the individual title with a steady round of 74. FOOTBALL C o lin ’s season seemed to really take off from this point, as in his next outing he fin­ This year football as a minor sport has Strathallan has a future. Unfortunately the ished third in the Perth and Kinross certainly progressed. Having once been the weak 1st XI side - because of clashing Individual Championships at Pitlochry, smallest of the minor sports, this season sports (e.g. athletics and cricket) fell 7-1 to thereby qualifying for the Scottish Schools' under the careful eye of Mr Bolton football a strong QVS side, who would certainly Championships at Kinross. At Kinross has at last been given a leg to stand on have been given a better game if our full Colin shot rounds of 73 and 74 to finish (Milky - note!). strength side had been played. third overall in the competition and gain O nly one game figured during the first Credit is certainly due to Mr Bolton (bar automatic selection for the Scottish two terms as the once treasured “league" his hand-ball goal decision that lost Schools' golf side who were due to play a had folded. This was at home against Ruthven the cup!) for his relentless series of international matches at the end of Merchiston where a sizeable crowd patience; to Andreas, or “Pedro" for his June. We all congratulate Colin on his watched as we went down 5-3. It was a efforts; to Mark Ironside - the youth coach; achievement in being selected for the respectable score for such a scrappy team, to Rich Wilson for his laughable comments national side and hope he does well. although it would have helped if Pitchy had about the opposition; to Shep - in terms of Colin’s season of success continued in put the ball in the correct net! his progress; to Milky for his one-legged the inaugural St Columba’s Trophy (thanks The summer term saw the emergence of fouls ... and to the inevitable "Mickey to the generosity of our Indian visitors) an Under 17 team to accompany the 1st XI. Quinn” or simply "Miggy" for being such played over 36 holes at Craigie Hill and Respectable scorelines: 1-3 and 2-2 (away) fun. King James VI G o lf Clubs during the last against QVS proves that football at Andrew Quinn

39 ATHLETICS

Yet again, it has been another very wet ners). Basically then, that was that, save disappointment among the girls, due to the season. Fortunately, only one match was the Scottish Schools Relays and bad weather. In the other matches we did lost to the rain but that was against Fettes, Individuals. very well indeed, achieving wins against which I ’m sure we would have won any­ A somewhat understrength relay team Kilgraston, Rannoch and Dollar while hav­ way! Four matches makes for what seems did not make the finals, but ran well. Tch - ing an unexpected defeat against St a very brief season which, nevertheless, has injuries - who needs ‘em! Thirteen people George’s. had its ups and downs. For the sprinters, went to the individuals relay and one medal Ashley, Lindsey, Eilidh Nicolson, the down-side had the arrival of a new came back - a bronze in the Middle 800m Hannah Kranenburg, Lucy Quarry and Antipodean coach, Mr Ball - who achieved from James Barlow in 2mins 5 secs - nae myself tried our luck at the Scottish a first: sprinters working harder than mid­ bad, eh? The remainder were unlucky, but Schools. Although everyone ran or threw dle distance runners! (Any ups?) a few personal bests were achieved. well it wasn’t enough for a medal, although The matches, ah, the matches! Once again, thanks go out to PRAG, Lucy Quarry only narrowly missed the Edinburgh Academy: lost - in keeping Crossers, DJB, Mr Summersgill and Bally. Bronze in the 1500 metres. with tradition. They were, again, too Good luck to next year's team and keep up Sophie Murray and Ashley Smith gained strong in all departments, BUT this year we the good work. their full colours, showing that determina­ won six events instead of two like last year. Cameron MacKay tion and positive attitude are very impor­ Merchiston: always daunting, and also a tant. Half colours went to Rachael Tilford close defeat - must have been the tartan P.S. Watch James Barlow go sub-2.00 and Lindsey Moir for their continued track! Rannoch: we emerged victorious - mins for the 800m - Betcha a tenner!! effort. Also well done to Eilidh Nicolson, a rare feeling, but a nice one all the same. Lesley-Anne Dewar, Eilidh Currie and Lastly, Glenalmond, at Glenalmond: their What a difficult job it is making an ath­ Lorna Doodson in the senior team, and to sabotage tactics worked again. 300m track, letics team! I had four matches to consider, Catherine C-Low and Hannah Kranenburg lead relay batons, and a gale on the back which were against six different schools. (finally) who proved to be very promising straight gave them a victory by 10 points However, only three o f them came off as athletes for the future. on the relays: (Can't help thinking this was the matches against St Leonard’s and due to the absence of some 1500m run- Fettes had to be cancelled, despite the great Rachel Taylor SPORTS DAY

At last the weather smiled on the School and the boys and girls responded with some excellent individual performances. Highlights were: R. Taylor's record- breaking Senior Girls’ 800m and E. Nicolson's record Discus thrown in the Seniors. From the boys’ competition was the 800m and 1500m - J. Barlow won both races against Scottish Schools Cross-coun- try Champion J. Ireland. There was also an impressive High Jump performance from D. Clement who just failed to break the Middle Boys’ record and Richard Wallace broke the 200m record. The boys’ competition again came down to the last race, the 4 x 4(X)m. For the sec­ ond year running Nicol beat Ruthven to the tape. It was an exciting end to a successful day. Thornbank once again won the girls’ competition by dominating the field and the middle distance events. Mrs Forbes (who is leaving us after many happy years, to join the staff at St Georges) presented the prizes to the competitors. The Captains of Athletics need a special mention: Cameron MacKay and Rachel Taylor have been excellent. I wish them well in the future. I wish to thank all the staff involved in Sports Day and Standards. Without all their hard work these days could not be success­ ful. Lastly, the House Captains of Athletics need a big thank you: A. Bennett, A. Smith, M. Fitchie, M. Barker, S. Murray and C. Adam organised the teams for Standards and Sports Day. There are times because of the selfishness o f the very small minority that their task can be a thankless one. Well done! a lot of the success o f the day must be down to you. James Barlow P.G. Cameron Wood

41 VICTORES LUDORUM Junior Boys: Richard Wallace Middle Boys: James Barlow Senior Boys: Andrew McCulloch VICTRIX LUDORUM Junior Girls: Catherine Low Senior Girls: Rachel Taylor ROWAN CUP FOR STANDARDS: Nicol BOYS' INTER-HOUSE ATHLETICS CHAMPIONS: Nicol GIRLS’ INTER-HOUSE ATHLETICS CHAMPIONS: Thornbank

BOYS’ RESULTS

Age Winner Time/Dist Record Holder Year J Wallace R 12.17 12.00 Ling T 1971 M Wood C 11.70 10.90 Ogilvie 1978 S MacKay C 11.42 11.00 Lochart/Ling/Smellie/Kirkland 1971, J Wallace R 24.00 24.00 Wallace R 1993 M W o o d C 25.06 23.20 Ling T 1973 S Henderson P 24.50 22.80 Ling T 1974 J Honig M 64.24 56.50 Cook C 1987 M Green J 58.95 52.00 Miller 1977 S Bennett A 57.66 50.30 Roger G 1982 J Cookslev S 2.30.90 2.19.30 Lawrence C 1984 M Barlow j 2.12.00 2.03.05 Lawrence C 1985 S Wilson I 2.14.80 1.55.02 Roger G 1982 J C’ooksley S 5.25.38 4.32.07 Lawrence C 1985 M Barlow J 4.42.00 4.14.05 Bond R 1988 S Wilson 1 4.51.40 4.09.02 Bond R 1989 J Catto S 1.40m 1.63m Holmes 1965 M Clement D 1.73m 1.775m Cuthbertson A 1984 S Hartley N 1.69m 1.895m Roger G 1982 J Wallace R 4.83m 5.55m Lear C 1967 M Barlow J 5.26m 6.17m Lawson 1967 S McCulloch A 5.38m 6.52m Smellie D 1978 J Cooksley S 11.70m 11.43m Knox S 1974 M Green J 11.05m 14.73m McKenzie G 1973 S McCulloch A 11.08m 12.90m Callander 1979 J M cM illan A 21.90m 36.27m Knox S 1974 M Green J 34.95m 42.00m Knox S 1976 S Silver M m 32.69m 40.26m Mackenzie G 1974 J Elder D 30.30m 49.81m McBride J 1969 M Proctor J ^ 40.86m 49.81m McBride J £ 1969 S Burton G 38.64m 57.07m McBride J 3 1971 J Simpson 53.88 50.50 Ruthven 1982 M Simpson 49.87 46.60 Simpson 1972 c O Ruthven 49.40 Freeland 1981 J Nicol 4.28.30 4.14.21 Freeland 1992 M Nicol 4.03.56 3.54.88 Nicol 1992 S Nicol 3.53.70 ^ 3.41.03 Freeland 1992

GIRLS’ RESULTS

Age Winner Time/Dist Record Holder Year J Low C 14.15 13.00 Streule K 1982 S Moir L 13.27 12.12 Edmunds A 1990 J High K 30.45 27.79 Reid S 1988 S Moir L/Murray S 29.40 25.20 Edmunds A 1990 J Low C 70.16 66.00 Reid S/Taylor R 1987/ S Taylor R 66.56 60.00 R eidS 1990 J Barlow A 2.52.69 2.32.10 Taylor R 199(1 S Taylor R 2.35.06 2.35.06 Taylor R 1993 J Barlow A 5.56.02 5.14.09 Barlow A 1992 S Smith A 5.36.44 5.09.10 Meilklejohn C 1990 J Yellowlees K 1.25m 1.45m O rrK 1984 S Moir L 1.37m 1.55m Rutherford R 1987 J Low C 3.85m 4.46m Gordon S 1985 S Taylor R 3.89m 4.58m Carruthers C 1989 J SangT 9.55m 10.23m SangT 1992 S Young L ' 6.65m 9.49m Edmunds A 1990 J Nicolson F 16.12m 23.02m Krannenburg H 1992 s Nicolson E 22.13m 22.13m Nicolson E 1993 J Buchanan K :2.82m •i 22.82m Buchanan K 1993 S Dewar L A 21.40m 21.40m Dewar L A 1993 J Thornbank 60.11 56.90 East W ing 1985 S Thornbank 57.50 54.54 Thombank 1990 J Thomhank 4 57.05 4.39.37 Thomhank 1992 S Thonibank ^ 4.43.83 4.43.83 Thornbank 1993

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43 GIRLS’ GAMES

We appear to have developed a pattern The reports which follow give details of Segaud and Mrs Carratt and help from of rebuilding our teams every two years. what has been achieved. They, however, Miss Neale and Mrs Duncan, maintains the This was such a year, thus not a vintage give little emphasis to the time and effort reputation that the Strathallan girls have in one for silverware but a year in which vir­ the girls continue to give to their sport. sporting circles. My thanks to them all. tually every girl represented School in This, coupled with the continued high stan­ either a team or an individiual sport - just dard of coaching by Mr Giles, Miss as pleasing to see. England, Mrs Lamont, Mrs Buchan. Mrs I..J.S. HOCKEY

Despite getting off to a slow start, we had quite a good season of hockey this year. Although we won our School matches, it was the Midlands Cup Matches that were causing the problem, and we got knocked out of the tournament before (I felt) the team had even settled down itself. Despite this we went on to win the majority of the School matches - thanks to the bril­ liant goals from Angie and Hannah. In the Easter holidays we left for Scheveningen in the Netherlands where we were invited to be representatives of a Scottish team. I don't think that any of us understood the meaning of real pain until then, but we battled on and came a respectable sixth place. The hockey we were up gainst was of a great standard and we learnt a lot from our short visit. When first position in the tournament was stolen from us we decided to focus our concentra­ tion on the Fair Play Cup. However, we didn't even get that when Lucy-Ann Bryans got her first warning card for kick- Aftgr ,he firs[ mauh Schnevingen ing the opposition (naughty!)

Individually many people deserve a men­ tion. Lynn Maclennan and Rebecca Milne got into the Senior Midlands team where Rebecca was o f great importance to them with all her cries from the back, and both received their full colours. Diane Meldrum and Suzanne Blackstock also received their full colours, while half colours went to Alison Bruce (who was Goalkeeper for the Senior Midlands Team), Catherine C-Low, Sophie Murray and Emma Smart. The 2nd XI also had a good season, although they didn’t have a captain as we kept stealing her for our matches. The 3rd XI, captained by Eilidh Nicolson, also showed some promising hockey. On the whole, everyone seemed to put in a lot of effort. Indoor hockey was very encouraging this year. The senior team won the Midlands tournament and at the Scottish final lost to the eventual winners in the semi-final in a very close match. The junior team also won their Midlands tournament where, like the outdoor, they were in the final with Dundee High, but this time winning. Well done to everyone and good luck for next year.

Competent pass from Strathallan Rachel Taylor

44 NETBALL

Much to the boys’ humiliation and despite their firm protestations, netball finally became a major sport at the begin­ ning o f the A utum n term. So it is now finally accurate to say that we are no longer the “underestimated" netball team which was reported last year. However, once the season began, the league was disappoint­ ing, although a great deal of effort and enthusiasm was evident. Having played a total of 12 matches, we only won 2. Nevertheless, once again we learned a great deal about netball from women possessing greater skills. Sadly, our games with the league had to be called off due to the flood­ ing that occurred in Perth during the winter months. Now the question was as to whether or not we were going to remain the “undefeat­ ed” netball team. We had a number of matches home and away beginning with 2 against Dundee High involving both the 1st and 2nd seniors. After an exhausting jour­ ney to Gordonstoun we arrived hoping to keep up the tradition that began last year. Disappointingly the 1st, 2nd and juniors lost, despite their efforts, with the first score being a close 19-14. We played St Leonard's twice during the year and emerged the champions. The season pro­ gressed and we played numerous matches, beating Kilgraston and Adrvreck. The question o f whether we were going to retain the title o f Independent Schools’ Champions was on the tip of all our tongues. We woke up to a beautiful day and waited patiently for the competing teams to arrive. Despite some major team changes we all played very well. Our 2nd seniors lost against Gordonstoun A team by Amelia Blair-Oliphani prepares to shoot a goal 9-1, Fettes by 8-2, but won against Dundee High by 5-2. The 1st seniors remained calm and collected, winning against St began well but were beaten unfortunately the netball teams who have flourished Leonard’s by 10-1, Kilgraston by 9-2 and by 12-10. We had lost our “undefeated" under her leadership. I hope the title is Gordonstoun B team by 10-1. In the semi­ title. However, it was a thoroughly enjoy­ regained next year. finals against Fettes we won by 12-8. able day which was well organised by Miss Full Colours: Pip Gordonstoun and Strathallan were, once England. Half Colours: Tory, Sally, Tilly, again, in the finals together. The tension Finally, I would like to express much Caroline H. was building between the two teams, with a gratitude to Miss England for all the time, large number of supporters gathering. We effort and encouragement she provided to Pip Matthews

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45 TENNIS

With more than half of last season's Although a few matches were cancelled strong boys' team still at School and some because of bad weather, it was a great sea­ exciting new talent opting for tennis, hopes son and on behalf of the tennis teams I for an excellent term were very high. would like to thank Miss Smith and all the However, a shoulder injury to our most other staff who were involved in organising gifted player, Richard Wallace, sustained matches. I thoroughly enjoyed playing ten­ whilst competing with the Scottish Junior nis as I am sure everyone else did - I can squad over Easter, made him unavailable only hope that next year’s team will enjoy it until half term - a considerable setback. as much as I have, and that they w ill be The rearranged pairings coped very well extremely successful. in his absence, particularly the new partner­ COLOURS: Angie Fraser, Stephanie ship of Craig Gibson and Phillip Haenle at Jones, Lynn MacLennan, Diane Meldrum. second pair, whose strength and flair sur­ Rebecca Milne, Carolita Smith, Carolyn prised many opposition first couples. Wilson and Melissa Gillingham. The new format Scottish Schools' Angie Fraser Championships, now organised centrally and introducing singles matches, meant that we had some new opposition on our fixture sheet. A convincing first round vic­ tory over Dollar Academy and a second round walkover via Alva Academy took us into the last sixteen. W ith Wallace fit to return, with a modified service action, there was a good chance of reaching the quarter finals. However Cults Academy, on their savanna-style courts, proved too strong in the doubles match. The Glenalmond Mixed Doubles Competition was a most welcome addition to the season. Mark and Melissa Gillingham played excellently to finish runners-up to the Gordonstoun pair in a tournament which, despite the inclement weather, produced some very good quality tennis. Our own mixed doubles match, fea­ turing a mix-in of the boys’ and girls’ first sixes has become a regular fixture and, for some, the highlight of the season. The team, skilfully captained by Craig Gibson, played with great style and verve Gillian Anderson with the UI6 cup Richard Wallace in action and had a splendid season. Colours were awarded to Craig Gibson, Alistair Walls and Richard Wallace and confirmed for Jonathan Wallace. The team was selected from C. Gibson, J. Wallace, R. Wallace, P. Haenle, A. Walls, M. Gillingham, D. Dunlop, A. Rosinus and A. Hall. I).J.R

This year the standard of the girls' tennis team was quite high, and in some matches it certainly showed. Also, the effort made was great and could be clearly seen on many occasions - even though the final results did not always reflect this. Indeed, by the end of the season many girls repre­ sented the senior team because the usual members were involved in examinations and this was not always successful. The victories against Loretto, St George's and Morrison’s were probably the most significant, and also Riley did extremely well to win against Lathallan, St Margaret’s and New Park. Tournaments were played at Glenalmond (mixed) and Kilgraston, and convincing results were reached in both. Melissa Gillingham and brother, Mark, did very well at the G lenalm ond tournament, and Melissa and Gillian Anderson did extreme­ ly well at the Kilgraston tournament by winning the U16 title. Melissa and Mark Gillingham

46 SWIMMING SAILING

This year’s season hasn’t been the most Inter-House Swimming Competition took The sailing season commenced with a successful but some success was achieved place. This year Nicol concluded its slightly optimistic number of fixtures and a by individuals. We began slightly later this hat-trick as they proceeded to win most promising sailing team. However, as it year, due to Mr G lim m 's involvement with of the races. But commendable efforts turned out, adverse weather conditions, external examinations and Loretto’s failure a German exchange taking place with a were put in by Alistair Doodson from to put forward a team, led to a rather ‘non school in Cologne; but as soon as he Freeland, Sally Cust from Woodlands and event’ sailing season. Yet, all was not lost returned the training and organisation of by Third Form Thornbanker, Gillian and internal competitions saw new poten­ matches got under way. Anderson. tial emerging among the Juniors. We had two matches against Rannoch Throughout the season colours were Ross Walker, who commenced as my this year winning the first and the given out by the Captain of School crew but ended up as helm, managed to second when we enjoyed the fixture at Swimming, David Saffron. The people to prove his sailing abilities to the greatest Aberfeldy Leisure Centre and, yet again, receive colours were: Bob Mitchell, David extent (and certainly showed up my lack of left with another win tucked firmly under Saffron. Mariet Semple, Katie Haslam, expertise as well!). More importantly, we must thank Peter our belts. Chris Burnett, Sally Cust and myself. Yates for not sailing into the jetty this year The final match was slightly more tax­ On behalf of the School Swim m ing Team and we must also thank Gavin Wilson for ing. We had a struggle to keep up with the I would like to give our thanks to both Miss finding the £169.75 laser rudder which I other competing teams - Glenalmond and Smith and Mr Glimm for organising and lost during one of the capsize drills I am Dollar. Dollar produced many startling taking us to these fixtures and using some regularly seen doing. Apart from that performances, including an unfortunate boy of their valuable time to train us. nobody really seemed to be named as Boat who, during a freestyle race, began to lose Finally, I’d like to thank all those who Sinker’ - to Mr Goody’s pleasure. his trunks. Although we came third out of swam for the School and hopefully we will Finally, I would like to thank Mr Goody for repairing all the boats and organising three, we left the match in good humour be more successful next year but the ele­ who sails them, and Mr Broadfoot and Mr and with great ideas of how to improve the ment of fun will remain. Phillips for having the nerves to take the School swimming pool. ‘first timers’ onto the water. On the 6th December the annual Carolyn Wilson Richard Graham CURLING

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47 STRATH-SKI

“’S NO FUN!” The racing started early as usual with the Snow at School gains one of two easily ered snow-maniac that she may not get to Hillend Artificial Ski-slope Championships at defined responses: the skier’s or the non­ Glenshee because of blocked roads, and that Edinburgh. Although experience on the tooth- skier’s. Curtains once opened on a white she should stop celebrating. brush-like surface meant that both boys’ and world, the excited skier is heard in short The journey to early classes begins girls’ teams were rather unsuccessful, good advance of her arrival. “Wicked!" she shrieks with the steps. Going down from Thornbank times were recorded by Louisa Graham- as she tears towards the door. The bleary- House in the ice is not dissimilar to rollerskat- Campbell who was fourth in the girls’ race eyed non-skier, however, groans thinking ing down a cliff-face. Next you are faced and Phil Hodgson for the boys. Despite the only of lessons with hyperactive prospective with the path, which has been ‘skied’ down lack of success, everyone enjoyed the day, skiers and neck-breaking journeys around the by lots of would-be Emma Carrick- although many tumbles were taken - especial­ School thoughout the day. Failing to show Andersons, racing back from breakfast, who ly by Craig and Phil. (or feel) any form of delight at the pretty have consequently caused the path to be as TTie Spring term opened with long-awaited white snowflakes falling delicately to easy to walk up as a downwards escalator. promise, the first Thursday ski-ing day being the ground, she can be seen heading reluctant­ Having (with any luck) successfully complet­ cancelled because of too much snow ... on the ly towards breakfast clad in roughly six v- ed this obstacle you have to make your way to roads, anyway. Unfortunately this excess was neck jerseys, warm corduroy trousers, five the next part (walking along the drive) - with­ short-lived and yet another poor season mate­ pairs of gloves and a scarf wrapped up to her out being sprayed with slush by a sadistic rialised. A total of three Thursday ski-days eyes, complaining loudly to all in her vicinity lorry driver. Then, the greatest and most were had although snow cover was depleting about the weather. demanding test - the C A U S E W A Y . Like quickly, especially during the later days. In the same way as there are two sorts of Indiana Jones you slip and slide over the per­ Despite the lack of snow cover, competition reactions to snow, there are two sorts of ilous strip of land. Unfortunately (unlike our was enjoyed at Glenshee in several ski-races. Thursdays. The ski-day and the non ski-day intrepid hero) you have very Four teams were entered for the Perthshire The non ski-Thursday begins as the ski- little chance of keeping both your balance and Schools’ Race. The U14 girls’ team won their Thursday, until somebody utters the words your books as you try to dodge category with Abigail Carswell second, Sarah “Skiing is cancelled”. Our skier friend in her the ever-present menace of the snowball, Caird third and Joanna Caird fifth. The boys’ fashionable bright winterwear stamps to packed and fired by the enemy (the unrelent­ senior and junior teams both came second in breakfast com plaining loudly to all in her ing gorilla-like male sector) who stand on the their categories with a good performance in vicinity about the weather. It is, of course, the safety of the once-grassy area by the CDT the juniors by Stuart Catto who was second. fault of the non-skier that there are strong block. The arch is the final test ( as you are The girls’ senior team came third with a fourth winds and apalling conditions not to mention squeezed through its slippery grasp with fifty- place for Melissa Gillingham. The Scottish a blocked road. The non-skier sits at break­ odd fellow pupils) before you reach the safety Schools’ races were also run, the girls’ junior fast with the thunder-faced skier in silence - - but certainly not the warmth - of the class­ team earning an excellent fifth place and but longing to smugly cry “I told you so!” room. Abigail Carswell coming fourth. The boys’ The other Thursdays are by far the more junior team did not enjoy the same success. pleasant. As breakfast continues the non-skier One lesson later they are off. After the last The Senior Boys’ Scottish Schools’ race was patiently listens to the constant “Take care that you don’t injure yourself and run at Aonach Mor (due to lack of snow any­ chatter of the skier who is ecstatic with excite­ have a great time!” the non-skier goes happily where else), which is a truly Alpine setting ment at the imminent departure for Glenshee. back into the house taking an ever-cautious with its gondolas and huge restaurant. However, first there is the treacherous trip approach to the newly waxed floorboards, Unfortunately, however, our racing perfor­ to lessons - closely resembling an obstacle and settles in her room. As the buses leave mance was somewhat disappointing. course on “Gladiators”, and coming with a one by one, the non-skier snuggles up beside Thanks must be given to Mr Clayton for his Government Health Warning attached - which her radiator with a big mug of coffee, smiles, commitment and eagerness despite the disap­ is probably the single most ugly aspect of and continues with her romantic novel and pointing conditions and thanks also to Mr snow at School. The skier, sporting the latest her thoughts - still, undisturbed and comfort­ Longmuir for taking us to Hillend and having in trendy ski-wear, bounces out of the door, able. to direct the race despite his pannicking. whilst the non-skier walks tentatively by her M ark Gillingham side trying desperately to convince the blink­ Eilidh Nicolson

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48 SKI CHAMONIX ’93

“ It all happened overnight” could be the group, he who dripped blood, suffered Our thanks to Mr Longmuir for running keynote phrase for the School's skiing holi­ “Hillend Thumb” and whose dignity was the risk of taking us in the first place and day in Chamonix at the start o f the Easter later severely dented by the sudden for giving us all heart attacks at Geneva by holidays. It was rumoured that the overnight appearance of an ice-field, in producing T H REE separate lots o f return Chaplain was intending to indulge himself spite of the assurance that his Fischer skis tickets which almost brought the whole air­ in the sun and snow and so he was persuad­ were well-edged. port to a standstill. ed to put up a notice inviting any who were We are told that it definitely happened Skiing is a hazardous occupation. interested to sign up and indicate their pre­ overnight at “The Ice-Rock Cafe” but Strath-skiing is a health hazard. When, ferred ski-ing venue. The Lecht, Aviemore sound evidence has yet to be produced. where and for how long is the next trip? and Glenshee were speedily dispensed with Save that The Rev’s well-rehearsed French and the Captain of School and James phrases at the ‘Gendarmerie’ at 6.00 in the Les Plonkeurs Garvie hitched a lift into Perth with “The evening concerning James Garvie’s stolen Rev" and before we knew where we were, camera sounded s q good through the office a party of six were booked into The Hotel window - except that unlike British police Richemond in Chamonix. stations, the French ones close at 5.30! So, Overnight the size of the party grew to when it came to ‘le crunch’ at 9.00 the fol­ nine and extra seats were squeezed out of lowing morning and the Gendarmerie was American Airlines for the flight from in fact open, the result was a sudden mental Glasgow to Geneva. block, much blushing and a lot of sign lan­ Every night, the Freeland Ceefax was guage. The fact that he claimed to be ‘un scanned for snow reports which promised a professeur d ’une ecole ecossaise’ fooled maximum o f 33()cms at the top and Ocms at no-one but the young gendarme! the bottom! All the Chamonix resorts were tackled Overnight James Booth’s cash-card (including Les Houches with its three green arrived promising unlimited funds to all runs - but BJ did manage to purchase an ice and sundry. In the end TGL began his cream “comme les autres” !) so that was Easter holiday in the Hebrides exhausted acceptable. The weather was gloriously and penniless, having bought parents’ pre­ sunny except for one misty day and one sents in the “ Duty Free” Shop in Geneva, snowy day. hiring James Booth a new pair of skis for The infamous Valle Blanche was not the week, and footing the hotel’s wine bill! explored by the Strath party - (OK! Strict instructions had been given to the Gillinghams and MacKays, so we are erstwhile leader from Mod. Lang, that all wimps!) - since on the Sunday of our the GCSE candidates should speak French, arrival a skier was killed there, and the day and we were off to a good start with Philip before we were due to ski it, two other Hodgson’s “W ho esst le ski-room?” skiers spent 5 hours down a crevasse. However, the “Great Strath First-Aid Therefore, the Valle Blanche was stricktly Kit" was used by only one member o f the out of bounds. The Chaplain on slippery foreign slopes SUMMERSKI

A dream, perchance? Or was it a night­ Chamonix and marmottes were spotted - their loss and our gain. mare? Whatever, the crazy notion of a includ ing the marmotte at the bus stop. The last evening our team ventured to Summerski trip quickly took shape. From Cow bells sent "The Rev" into inexplicable “Le 10-pin Bowling”; which had been Holland, Germany, Kuwait, Blairgowrie, reveries. commandeered by ‘Enterprise’. The “Rev" Inverness and Aboyne they came, to gather The last morning saw four Strathallians left both the ‘little ones’ and the ‘big ones' at Glasgow Airport, prior to flying to at the bus stop, waiting in the pouring rain. playing on ‘shoot-anything-that-moves’ Salzburg at the end of the Summer Term. The last morning saw three Strathallians machines, free from the attentions of both The objective? Mayrhofen and the get on the bus. The last morning saw “him ­ "Klaus" and "Fritz" (the nomenclature Tuxer glacier above Hintertux and the self" sending Gregor and Willem up the “F reelax Centre" says it all), to bid his promise of sun, snow, skis and shorts and a cable car, disappearing into the mist, while temporary farewells to Zoe. 4 ‘star’ Hotel complete with ‘Freelax he awaited a ‘snow report’ after their jaunt Dumplings in the soup, carved wooden Centre’ with sauna, jacuzzi, steam bath, into the unknown. The U SA team coach faces, fruit yoghurt and a red “Schmoogle” multi-gym and swimming pool, TVs in commiserated with himself on the atrocious shirt for Scott as a reward for being not every bedroom, Jodler Franzel, The conditions. The Austrian coach agreed that only the mascot but also the joker par Mayrhofen Trio - and Zoe! (But mjl in it was safer to stay at the cafe. But when excellence, were the hallmarks of this crazy every bedroom.) the intrepid Gregor and Willem returned, Summerski Strathallian holdiay. Weiner Schnitzel was consumed by a they reported the best snow conditions of It is rumoured that a return trip to few. Bottles were recycled by many. the week. The geriatric "Rev" was per­ Mayrhofen and the Hotel Strass is already Yoghurts and fruit were had by all at break­ suaded to ascend through the mist, huddled underway for Easter 1994. Any takers? fast. Clegs were mercilessly pursued. at one side of the chair in Glenshee-like W e’ll be there, if only to express our Tyrolean concerts, complete with lederho- conditions - but what joy to ski fresh pow­ thanks to “The Rev” for his crazy dream sen in the open-air theatre in the woods, der on uncrowded slopes on July 7th! If which came to fulfilment in Mayrhofen in were dutifully attended, as was an ear-split­ there were 50 skiing that morning then July 1993. ting Brass Band concert by 200 young that’s an extravagant claim. Most of the American school children. summer skiers had voted with their poles: The Schmooglers

49 ANGLING

The fishing got o ff to a slow start this One kilometre further out to sea from pain overtook him. He cried out for help, year due to the delay in the stocking o f the where he sat, the fish sensed a change in the but realised that no-one could hear him. " If Pond. But it was eventually supplied with sea’s rhythm. It couldn't see James, nor yet you're going to beat this thing," he said to Brown Trout, and was ready to be fished. could it smell him . R unning w ithin its himself, "you'll have to do it alone!” Then due to a misunderstanding between body were millions of small canals, filled His engineer's mind focussed on the ‘The Rev’ and the Bursar, the Pond was with mucous and dotted with nerve end­ trap-like jaws. Pry them loose! He stocked again, but this time with Rainbow ings, and it was these nerves which detected reached out his arm and inserted it as Trout! the vibrations and told the brain in which deeply as possible into the horrific, grin­ Mr Richard Philps was also seen at direction it should go. The fish turned ning mouth. The jaws opened a fraction, School for two terms helping the more towards the shore. just enough to allow him to withdraw his ambitious members of the club to tie their James continued to kick his feet in the tattered foot. Nothing was missing, own flies. water, stopping every so often to check the although the bones were crushed, and he There were a record number of pond per­ beach to see if a coastguard or any such knew well that the warm, pulsing flow over mits given out this year, 47 in total, which person wanted him to return to shore. He his fingers was his own blood. generates good income for the club. This soon tired of this activity, however, and Hit him back! The shark was now cir­ money in turn can be used to stock the started paddling again, heading back cling the board, deciding where to attack Pond and to buy the much needed air pump towards the shore. next. As it came closer to him again, for next season. The vibrations were stronger now, and James concentrated his attention on the There was less enthusiasm for the River the fish recognised a source of prey. Its enormous black snout. He hit out with all Earn this year, despite the ‘Collective movement quickened, the pectoral fins his remaining power. The shark shrank Permit' which the School gets, and which thrusting the giant body forwards at a rate back, disappeared, reappeared moments allows up to six people to fish in the river of knots. later then, with a disdainful flick of its tail, at any one time. The reason for the decline The fish began to close in on James. It slid into the water never to be seen again. in enthusiasm was because the fish on the hurtled along, a few feet below the surface. For a few minutes James lay on his back. Pond were less o f a challenge to catch! James only felt a small wave of pressure He was exhausted after what had happened, I would also like to make the fact known bob him up in the water and ease him down and was growing weak from loss of blood. that despite Mr Longmuir's reputation of again. He stopped paddling and lay in he Finally, although he'll never know where being a good fisherman and writing for water, motionless for a few seconds, before he got the strength, he arrived back at the Trout and Salmon, the last sighting of him re-commencing his lurching stroke towards beach. James's last thoughts, before he catching fish on a School trip was in 1987, the beach. slipped into blissful unconsciousness, were: and even then it was very small! The fish could now smell him, and the "A t least he can’t get me here." Tight Lines to you all! signals - erratic and somewhat distressed, Mark Brand seemed uneasy. These stimulated the fish Gordon Duncan into action. The infamously prophetic dor­ Form IV sal fin broke the surface, for years the her­ GWS ald of the attack of one of nature's most The huge fish moved silently through the fearsome creatures. still waters of the morning propelled by For the first time now James sensed fear, short sweeps o f its crescent tail. Its eyes although he didn’t know why. Adrenalin were jet black, as though they were staring pumped into his arms and legs telling him into nothingness, and all other senses trans­ to move faster. The fish was one hundred mitted no special messages to the small, feet behind and to the left of him when it primitive brain. Like all other members of suddenly changed direction and dropped its species, it survived by moving. Once it entirely below the surface. stopped moving it sank slowly to the bot­ James rested upon his board for a few tom, there to rest in peace. seconds, exhausted by his previous exer­ Back on the shore, James McCartney, an tions. Just then, a movement in the water apprentice civil engineer and expert surfer, ten feet to the right o f him caught his atten­ sat on the beach preparing his equipment tion. It was a turbulence wake, caused by for the early morning surf. He looked at something large moving very quickly his immediate surroundings. Not a soul below the surface. was on the beach, save him. The sky was “There is something very large down cloudless, and a gentle breeze ruffled his there,” he said to himself. light-brown hair, which crossed his tanned Six feet below the surface the fish saw forehead in an undulating fashion, similar James's outline silhouetted against the in motion to the thirty-foot tall waves morning sun. It paused for a moment and which he was so used to "clim bing”. then, with a quick thrust of its enormous He took to the sea and began to surf tail, was upon him. along the waves with a gliding, soaring At first James thought he had caught his motion, almost effortlessly cruising up and leg on a piece of driftwood or rock. He down the crest o f the waves, until he met reached down to free himself and, almost one too large for even him to handle. He simultaneously, found himself staring face subsided damply in the waves, and began to face with an enormous Great White to paddle out to sea nochalantly, when it Shark. suddenly dawned upon him that he could It was at least II metres long, with a well go too far out. James, therefore, fearful cavernous mouth which was armed stopped paddling and sat on his board, by three rows of serrated teeth. For a kicking his feet up and down in the water. moment he was spellbound then panic and Michael Smith with the one that didn't get away

50 RIFLE CLUB

Taking up the story from last year’s Under 21 Squad. Spurred on by their suc­ The Scottish National Small-bore Rifle Strathallian. the success of Duncan, David, cess (and no doubt by increasing parental Meeting for 1992 was held at Lauder from Sally and Amelia at the Scottish Open is overdrafts), they have attended several Saturday, 27th June to Friday, 3rd July. documented below in their own words. training sessions which, typically for a GB Strathallan entered as many as five mem­ The new season saw the arrival of Jenny team, take place in the depths o f England. bers of the shooting squad for the first time Littleford and Katie Butler from Ardvreck, Sally went on to shoot for Great Britain at at the meeting. These five members man­ and after a few weeks of trials the emer­ Brunswick in May (much more interesting aged to shoot in six different competitions, gence of Rosie Clegg, Fiona Hamilton, than Higher French) and came back a week many of which included shooting more Helen Miller and others from the Third later with two team silver medals and an than four cards each. Overall there were Year. invitation to shoot in the Baltic Cup; as 494 entered competitors to shoot at a range As the new intake found their feet, the your correspondent pens these lines, of both 100 yards and 50 metres using newly expanded senior squad of three Amelia and Sally are about to compete for roughly 50 firing points at each distance. teams undertook first the BSSRA (the selection to the team for the European This was all very new to most of us so we Public Schools) leagues as a warm-up for Championships. Duncan is doing his A found it very difficult lugging all our the Perthshire Leagues, a competition Levels ... equipment from one end of the range to the which lasts from October to March. On the So, there we are, more or less. We had other in 10 minutes and be down ready to way we shot in the N S R A Junior Winter our revenge on Ardvreck for last year’s shoot again, with our targets up. This, of Competition, the Senior (U18) Team pro­ defeat, as all three of our teams beat their course, depended on the weather because gressing to the final to finish second to opposite numbers: thanks here to Dacorum many a time when the wind was up our tar­ Ellesmere College. Duncan, Sally, Amelia, Rifle Club for the trophy they presented to gets came down, leaving us in doubt of David, Neil, Jenny and Katie also compet­ us for our own club championship. In the what to do or extreme embarrassment when ed in the Scottish and the British Indoor course o f the year there have been many the other 99 shooters had to stop firing Open Championships with mixed results: successes, much individual achievement at while you fearfully strolled up, in front of Amelia made it to the final of the W om en’s all levels, and the basis of a healthy future their guns, the length of a 100 yard range to Open; Duncan won the Harry Lauder Cup has been established. Many thanks to those put up that target that so innocently blew as winner o f the Under 18 section o f the who shot, whether in teams or not. Many down! Anyway, by the end of the week the Scottish Open, which makes him Junior thanks to Andrew Wands, Tom Colvin and wind went with the sun and brought on the Indoor Champion (Amelia was second, but Ian Keith. A big thank you, too, to the par­ rain. Oh, well, we can’t win them all, but she is Junior Outdoor Champion). ents whose wallets and purses support us. the results were surprisingly good consider­ The drudgery of indoor shooting was The reputation of the Club and of the ing we were going for an experience of real relieved from time to time by the matches School is spreading fast: for the past ten shooting after our first two terms in the we arranged with other clubs: we travelled years shooting has been Ellesmere and new indoor range. We were placed into to Fettes where despite the Captain’s (and Sevenoaks; now it is Ellesmere and five different classes and were entered into the generally) low score, we won comfort­ Strathallan. Next year, who knows! individual and team events. ably; much closer was the match against Dollar, which ended with Strath only 2 A.C.W.S-J. Sally Cust points clear. Our very popular fixtures against Kinross and Milnathort Rifle Club continued, with narrow wins at home and away, and I would like to record our thanks to them for their hospitality. The final big event of the Winter term was the Watsonians' Open, which proved to be an enormous success for all ten of us. Even I won £2.50, but the record went to Katie Butler with something around £35 in prize money. The Spring term saw the competition debut of no less than five Under 15 teams, but the optimism involved in putting twen­ ty largely inexperienced shots under pres­ sure was soon shown to be foolhardy. In fact, the biggest problem was getting them to turn up in the first place to shoot at all. and the ‘E ’ Team soon disappeared to fill in gaps in the others. The Third Formers who made up these teams did however make great progress over the term and have produced three very sound teams for the Summer Leagues. We welcomed back Kinross and Milnathort, beating them by the now traditional three points, and also had a return match against the Watsonians. In the midst o f all this activity the most impressive achievements of the year must go to Sally Cust, Duncan Taylor and Amelia Blair Oliphant, who successfully Amelia Blair-Oliphant, Duncan Taylor anil Sally Cusl - selected for the trialled for selection of the Great Britain Great Britain under 2/ squad

51 ARMY REPORT

The Army Section has, like most School fied their inclusion in the section. not be missed; Clark Cooper’s wholistic activities, had its ups and downs this year; During the Summer term the recruits approach to chicken consumption;Peter but I am glad to say that the ups have out­ went on their statutory night exercise at Seymour’s “arrest” by Sgt Hall on return to weighed the downs and overall the Section East Dron Farm. Thank you again to Mr D. camp from his Army Interview; Lynn is in good heart. It has not been an easy Sinclair for allowing us to use his land. MacLennan and Lucy-Anne Bryan's love year, what with inspections, our own This year the weather was kind and the of water and David Mann’s and Struan “ Peace Corps” and the usual last minute exercise was both enjoyable and successful. Fairbairn's rock-climbing efforts, and all programme changes - needed when the The new Mobile Officers' Mess was a four teams' efforts in the camp competi­ “best laid plans ...” have gone wrong. boon. During the evening there was a very tions (we presently lie third in the Assault The year started with our biennial effective night vision demo by Sgt Hall of Course and sixth in the March and Shoot). inspection by Sir Hugo White, F.O.S.M.I. 36CTT (Sgt Hall has been o f immense help W ell done to all for your effort and very The Section competed for the Inter this year and has always had good ideas and positive attitude. Plantoon Shield in a Mini-Tac an enthusiastic, friendly approach to the Although the C.C.F. was “inspected" by Competition, based on two teams from section.) We then went on a night patrol H.M.I. during their visit, I was disappoint­ each Platoon (one junior and one senior). and observed the “enemy”. In the morning ed that it was not mentioned in their report. The tasks ranged from Shooting, Map read­ after little sleep and various raids there was One of the aims of the School is to “offer ing, Skill-at-Arms, First Aid to Pond a section attack and breakfast and then back such a variety of academic works, games Crossing and Initiative Tests. The to School in time for lunch. The recruits all and activities that there is an opportunity to Inspecting Officer was impressed both by passed this aspect of the course with flying excel at something and thus gain in experi­ the range of the activities and the enthusi­ colours, as they did with the rest o f the ence and confidence to develop their tal­ asm of the Sections taking part. At the end course, which included Weapon Training, ents to their advantage and the service of of a long and beautiful day Sir Hugo pre­ Section Movement and Drill. others”. sented the prize to No 2 Platoon. All this training could not have taken The Army certainly fulfils this brief and At the end of September the senior sec­ place without the help of the senior for many individuals it challenges their tions embarked on H.C.T.C., this year N.C.O.’s under the leadership of Under own self beliefs, improves their self-confi- based at “Black Dog" in Aberdeen. As Officer P. Ainsworth. Along with Phil the dence and allows them to stretch and edu­ suggested in last year’s report, we would other N.C.O.s, i.e. W O II N. Hartley, Sgts P. cate others and thus bring out the best in have a young inexperienced team and thus Manwaring, J. Davidson, C. Marshall and those they are in charge of. we did not carry off the silverware, but P. Raper, conducted training efficiently and Like many things in life, these gains are much was learned and another assault next to a high standard, thank you and well not instantaneous or achieved without hard year may prove more rewarding. done. Looking after the training Lt A. work and self-sacrifice. Thus I was disap­ During the year we formed a second Streatfeild-James and Lt L. Smith provided pointed that so few took up the challenge in cadre of R.E.M.E. Cadets. This gave the their usual unstinting support and guidance. this year’s Third Form and we have not less military-minded cadet a chance to The Army Stores were again efficiently managed to get this idea of “service” across embark on a course of training aimed at run by Mr I. Eades, whose time spent issu­ to our less experienced groups. motor mechanics and motor maintenance. ing and doing the books must never be 1 hope that this year’s low number of This section was led and encouraged by Mr underestimated or taken for granted. recruits is a “blip" and that next year num­ M. Wilson and Mr J. Johnston, who look Despite his many other commitments Mr bers w ill return to their natural high. To forward to their new batch of recruits next Eades serves us well and one wonders how give of oneself for the sake of it and to term. long he can carry on spreading himself so learn to lead and man-manage are impor­ Girls have made a large difference to the thinly!! tant skills in their own right. spirit of the section, they have worked hard The year ended with our now annual sor­ For the future 1 hope to expand the throughout the year to equal, and often out­ tie to CCF Central Camp at Cultybraggan. senior cadres further and offer a greater shine, the boys at "their own game". They I would like to take this chance to thank the breadth of training and leadership to all. have always been positive, enthusiastic and Sanatorium Sister, Mrs I. Stead. She not well turned out and have more than justi- only helped out with the First Aid stand at P.M.V. the Mini-Tac in September, but also came to camp to chaperone the girls for four days. She was not only always positive and supportive, but also happy to take part in many of the camp activities. One of these was “The Blind Man’s Bungy Jump”. You can ask her for details! This year saw not only the best weather we’ve had for years but also the largest group the School has ever sent to camp. The training was, as usual, excellent and I would like to thank all the permanent staff who ran the activities so well. This year saw the final year of Brig. I. Taylor, OBE, TD, as Camp Commandant. He has over­ seen the camp for seven years and has thus become a good friend to Strathallan Army Section. I would like to wish him all the best for the future and thank him for all his help in the past. The camp itself has too many events and highlights to include in this report. However, there are one or two which must Lucy-Anne Bryans before take-off Jeremy Turner radios her back again

52 GIRLS IN THE ARMY

Eventually, after years of "But what about the girls?” we were allowed to join the boys in their exploitations of the Army Section. September saw six girls joining and this has since increased to nine with more to join next year. Our job is not to be outdone or beaten by the boys but to keep them on their toes, which has meant that everything they do we do too - everything, that is, from Drill to Shooting, to Map Reading (or should I say trying to map read), and (most disgust­ ing of all) getting smelly whilst crawling across fields recently occupied by cows, whilst on night exercise. Despite the occasional unpleasantries I think I can safely say that it has been an experience that we have all enjoyed and determination has kept all nine of us on the same level as the boys - we're not going to let them get the better of us! The real test, however, has yet to come as in four days’ time we are being sent off for the inevitable "W eek at C ultybrag gan", so all w ill be revealed once there. The question is ... will we all survive the blisters, army rations and smelly clothes! In the meantime we will continue to prove ourselves and make use of this (now) equal opportunity activity and I would encourage other girls thinking about join­ ing up to do so. Rachael Tilford Rachael keeping the boys on their toes - hen-pecked?

Members of the section on the bridge they built at Cultybraggan

53 ROYAL NAVY

This year Strathallan School CCF was We are grateful to Glasgow University were ready for bed again and it was only inspected by Vice Admiral Sir Hugo Royal Naval Unit for giving sea-time on eight o ’clock! The day got better when we White, KCB, C'BE. on 7th October 1992. HMS Smiter, sailing from Greenock. Lt. went sailing in Bosuns that - and I quote. The review took the form o f the Inspecting Cdt. Paul Edgeham, the Officer in Charge, “These boats can capsize in high winds but Officer visiting the RN Section groups visited the School and gave an excellent today it should be impossible to do so!" which included motor boat training at Port presentation on the role of the University Yet four out of twelve Bosuns capsized on Edgar, Rosyth, sailing and surf-boarding at Naval Units. We congratulate him on his the first day! Also on the first day we went Lochore Meadows and practical leadership appointment as First Lieutenant of the power-boating in motor wailers that tasks based at School. The Admiral Royal Naval College at Dartmouth, and it is wouldn't go faster than a rowing boat and enjoyed his day and was impressed by the good to know we will not lose touch. so realised that the power boats were boats diversity of events and the enthusiasm of Over the years Tay Division RNS has with power but very little o f it. However, the cadets. been our parent establishment and HMS later there were opportunities to go on During the year the Royal Navy Section Unicorn and, later, HMS Camperdown. P.B.s (Patrol Boats) which could just break has had a full and varied training pro­ have given immense help and support to the the 16 knots and proved that some boats gramme and many visitors. A popular officers and cadets of Strathallan. It is with had sufficient power to be good for battle. event was the visit of the Royal Navy sadness that we have been told of the Then just as everybody was about to go School Presentation Team. A helicopter impending closure of the unit. To the and get something to eat, we were told it accompanied the team and a number of Commanding Officer and staff of HMS was ‘Minisports’ which was playing foot­ cadets were able to get flying experience. Camperdown we say a heartfelt thank you. ball, volleyball, deck hockey and rounders We were visited by Lt. Cdr. Sandford As Lt. Cdr. Macleod was out of action and our divisions always won (in the and Lt. Cdr. Scuse from HMS during the summer term, special thanks to matches that mattered). By this time food Camperdown. A small group of cadets Lt. Clayton who took over so efficiently, was definitely in line so we had a good have completed boat training with Tay also Sub-Lt. Goody and Sub-Lt. Phillips for meal (most days). Then we had Division RNR. The many facilities at Port ensuring yet higher standards in boat train­ ‘Seamanship’ when we were tested on our Edgar were enjoyed and Sub-Lt. Phillips ing. C.P.O. Richards continues to support knowledge of the Navy - not much at the has had a good Liaison with the boat staff - in every way. start but you learn quickly over the week enabling several cadets to gain their power CCF Headquarters in Portsmouth are George Ackroyd boat certificates. always ready to assist and we are grateful to the new Staff Officer, Lt. Cdr. Various camps at naval establishments, Despite the initial reaction of the boys on Cunningham, to Andrew Hiscutt, who including HMS Bristol and RNAS discovering that women's lib had finally looks after administration, Commander Yeovilton were popular. At Easter Lt. Cdr. overcome the impossible and girls were Goss in charge of boats and W.O. Macleod and Sub-Lt. Goody took a keen joining the Navy section of the C.C.F., they Chetwood in charge of camps and courses. group of cadets on RMAS Cricklade, on realised that although we may not seem We congratulate Senior Coxswain Paul the Firth o f Clyde. This was a first-class superior, we are at least equal! Henderson on his appointment as Under week and all thoroughly enjoyed the expe­ We were all enrolled as cadets along Officer. rience. P.O. Aykroyd and P.O. Jones with the hoi polloi, and the intitial training Promotions: Senior Coxswain - N. attended the Leadership Course at began. What a nightmare! No insult Buchanan Britannia Royal Naval College, intended but out of the nine girls has any­ Divisional Coxswain - S Chown. Dartmouth. one mastered the art of marching yet? TJ.M. Senior cadets have taken an active part in Thank you to the Coxwains Gavin Wilson. leadership and most have taken responsibil­ Peter Brown and Neil Wilson, for their ity for divisional training, continuing to When I stepped off the train at Totnes to great help o f at least trying to get us into liaise closely with the Army and Royal see 200 other people all in suits, I had a some kind of order before we were put on Marines. The girls have integrated well sudden feeling that I was in the wrong parade. and took a full share in training. place. A tall officer, with enough gold Undoubtedly for the priviledged few The Sea Cadet Corps always assists us braid on his epaulets to wrap around HMS who were chosen, myself being one, the and Sub-Lt. Saunders kindly took a group Ark Royal, appeared in front of me. I then highlight of the year was becoming a high of six cadets to H M S Osprey, Portland, for had a funny feeling that I was in the right flyer - as we took to the skies in a heli­ the CCF Air Day, as well as helping out on place (as I was going to a navy camp) in the copter provided by the R.N. Student several occasions including the inspection. wrong dress (jeans and denim jacket - not Presentation Team. From these dizzy During the summer term full use was suit and tie) as I discovered later (a bit late). heights we managed to catch a glimpse of made o f the boating facilities at Lochore We were immediately squashed into a Strathallan from another perspective. Meadows. We are grateful to Lt. Clayton, double decker bus like sardines (I always One of the most memorable trips was the Sub-Lt. Goody and C.P.O. Richards for knew the Navy economised), and taken to one-night camp at Rosyth Naval Base, their excellent training. We now have an Britania Royal Naval College which was which enabled us to meet many other girls impressive fleet - enhanced this year by a along some of the windiest roads in the from all over the country who were in the new Dory. The Cheverton motor boat had a country (not fun in the top of the double minority group within their school C.C.F. successful survey and we are grateful to decker). This trip entailed a day visit on a guided Captain Walker for all his hard work with As the week progressed, fatigue, lack of missile destroyer - HMS Exeter - where maintenance. sleep and sore ears set in. But the Navy we discovered there was naval life outside We have had an active water training don't like sitting around and doing nothing. School C.C.F. programme and all cadets have had at least Days started at 6 o ’clock in the morning Now, as the term comes to a close, the one session of wind surfing and motor boat with E.M.A.s (early morning activities), out-of-time sound of boots marching can instruction, both at Port Edgar and at which officers consider the ideal time for no longer be heard as uniforms are neatly Lochore Meadows. sending 200 tired people on a four-mile run put away in anticipation of next term. Once again we were visited by two around the grounds of the college, followed Finally, I would like to thank Mr young officers from the office of the by breakfast - which was of a fine quality MacLeod and Captain Walker for making Director of Naval Recruiting. They and quantity! Then we had our dreaded it all possible and to the boys for accepting instructed the various groups in practical hour on the parade square, being shouted at it. leadership tasks. by officers. By the end of this most of us leading Wren Carolyn Wilson

54 ROYAL MARINES

Owing to my own stupidity in telling the each other. For the final ambush. Admiral exercise which took place at Glen Nevis. younger marines never to volunteer for Sir Hugo W hite watched the proceedings The final distance walked was over fifty anything. I naturally found myself being with great interest. After the ‘short’ yomp kilometres and everybody enjoyed them­ the only member of the section w illing to back to School we changed into 'blues’ and selves. take on the hardest job of the year - to write ‘lovats’ for inspection by Admiral Sir Hugo Next year Ali, Steve, John and I will take the annual report for The Strathallian! White. I ’m sure that two marines will not a 'back seat’ role in the corps, allowing This year we saw the introduction of the forget that day in a hurry. Messrs Robertson, Greshan, Ireland and Pre Marines Troop, a new venture designed The final exercise involved the Royal Forbes to take over. I wish them luck to prepare the Fourth Formers for the annu­ Navy Reserves and took the form of a because, judging from this year’s new al selection tests. These tests are not only ‘casevac’ (Casualty Evacuation). The Pre- recruits, they are going to need it. physically demanding - in the form of Marines provided the casualties and the A few final words - Thank you to Mrs speed marches, assault courses, fireman's Marines provided sentries and patrols. Clayton and all her staff for being so lifts and ‘ It pays to be a winner’ races - but Unfortunately a lot of the Marines were not understanding, to Mr Young and all his are also mentally challenging, with such allowed out because of exams. This staff for coping with ‘ill-mannered’ hordes, things as potential leadership tests, memory reduced our numbers considerably. thank you to Greg and Rich for helping out tests, initiative tests and confidence tests. Half way through the year a three day and giving up their time (I promised them a Throughout the past year members o f the ‘wintex’ was organised by Mr. Glimm. mention!) and last, but far from least, thank R.N. Troop visited these ‘brothers-in-arms' This was non-military and optional, and you to Mr and Mrs Glimm. without whom to give them basic instruction in campcraft took place over the Spring half-term. the corps would not be what it is today. and the use of weapons. These skills were Approximately ten people went on this Roderick Williams put to the test twice in the year, once on Field Day and, more recently, on exercise with the Royal Navy Reserves. The real Marine Troop managed to get out on exercise three times: twice in the first term and once in the last term. The first exercise was simply to test the Marines on what they had learnt about campcraft. All it involved was a quick ‘yomp- (hike to normal people!) over the hills and then the setting up of a bivouac in which to spend the night. This helped to gel across the point of working closely with a buddy, or as we call him, an ‘oppo’. The two Marines must learn to cook for each other, look out for each other and generally help each other out. There is no room for selfishness. The second exercise occurred on Field Day, and it was a much more complicated event. It involved the troop splitting into two smaller sections and then ambushing ‘Brothers-in-Arms’ Sieve Harrod and Roderick Williams RADIO CLUB - GMOPSS AND GM7NSS

Most of the activity this year has been Chris had reached about 8 wpm when it Neil Blatherwick (GM7?) centred on the packet radio (transmission was curtailed due to pressure o f work for David Clark (?) and reception of messages via radio and A-levels and Highers - 1 hope that they can and David Fraser (?) computer together). This was set up in the take it up again outwith School. This year Please advise me of the missing call Christmas Term and our thanks go to Keith there have not been many contacts on HF signs and let me know o f any others. (GM7KXB) in Methven and Dave even though a new G 5RV antenna has been The Radio Shack is at the top o f the (G M 3 Y E W ) in Abernethy for their advice erected. Activities Block - this building used to be and help with the equipment. A “Hello 1 have heard from two Strathallians who the changing room block - overlooking the W o r ld .....please send us a message” had are Radio Amateurs. I have been in contact 1st XV Rugby Pitch and the hills beyond. an overwhelming response from America with G M 3F R Z (Birnie Esslemont - 1944) In fact, one of the radio masts on these hills and Europe and the couple of hundred on 80m but the second, ZS5DJW (David holds the antenna for the local VHF 2- replies kept Bob, James and Chris very Whitton in Durban, South Africa) has metre repeater (PR). This repeater has busy. A packet message sent to VP8GAV proved more difficult. However, I will been very busy over the past three terms - with the British Antarctic Survey at the keep calling and listening from time to originally with Bob and latterly with Bob Faraday Base received a reply in two days. time. and James coming on air very frequently. There are now very few Radio Amateurs in The R.A.E. classes this year concentrated I would like to make a register of Perthshire, Dundee and parts of Edinburgh on licensing conditions, transmitter inter­ Strathallian Cali Signs around the world that have not heard of Bob Wheeldon and ference and electromagnetic compatibility and also make contact with as many as pos­ Strathallan School Radio Club. Now, in for a Paper I resit. Both Neil Blatherwick sible. After two years of activity we have the summer holiday, even with the tourists and Jo Malcolm were successful. Neil now six Class B licence holders: in the area, PR is strangely quiet! Let us now has his full certificate and Jo hopes to Bob Wheeldon (GM7NRX) hope that it will come to life again after the complete the certificate in the coming year. lain Senior (G M 7N X E ) summer break. Proficiency in Morse for James and James Roome (GM70W Y) T.S.G.(GMOMXZ)

55 DUKE OF EDINBURGH AWARD SCHEME

Duke of Edinburgh inevitably conjures This year our numbers at Bronze have been up images of rain-drenched people miser­ much reduced due to the new arrangements ably standing at the bottom (yes, always on Wednesday afternoons. However, the the bottom) of an enormous mountain, numbers currently working towards Silver wondering if getting to meet the Duke of and Gold are as high as they have ever Edinburgh is really worth all of this. The been and a great variety of activities have invariable answer at the time is that it is not been undertaken. Our thanks go to every­ - yet nobody has yet come up with a reason one who has helped to run all these. why we do it (and no to any scheming Expeditions have travelled far and wide mothers, we do not consider it a valid rea­ across Scotland in search of the elusive son that you want to go to the garden sunshine. Silver trips to Glen Roy and party!) And yet six of the original nine Glen Nevis (complete with six inches of (two drop-outs, one injury) are soon setting snow in mid-May) were followed by Gold off on our last expedition while the Silver expeditions to the Cairngorms and Mull. lot, apparently against all odds, have com­ Mr Todd has been a welcome addition to pleted theirs. the expedition leaders and next year he will So what exactly do we do, and what do be taking over responsibility for this aspect we get out of it? Well, Emma gets the of the award. chance to compare Shetland sheep noises Special thanks are due to Miss England with those of the Cairngorm sheep. and Mr Crosfield for their help with expe­ (Anyone who has shared a tent with her and, consequently, has had sheep bleating ditions and community service respective­ all night, will know exactly what 1 mean.) ly- I, in turn, have learned that when holding a The following have gained their awards tent up with both hands it is not a great idea this year: to wave to Mr Todd, who, along with B.J., BRONZE: deserves a mention for his compulsive Michael Govind, Duncan MacDonald mania to climb Munroes - in B.J.’s case, preferably with Demi Moore. (Sorry B.J. SILVER: but it was amusing!) Martin will soon be Angus Bruce-Jones, Martin Fitchie, publishing his book on the life habits of Andrew Hodgson, Neil Blatherwick rock men - he being the resident expert. A ll that now remains to be said is thanks GOLD: very much from all of us to Miss England, Gavin Wilson, Neil Wilson, Nik Hartley, Mr Burgess and Mr Todd and sorry to any­ Andrew Yeates, Duncan Taylor, Jenny one who doesn't understand what I am Griffiths, James Ford. going on about - but serves you right for not being there! Congratulations to them all. Caroline Healv B-J cools off J.S.B.

Gold expedition safely back to base on Mull Caroline Healy ekes out her rations

56 COMMUNITY SERVICE

The pupils are constantly seeking new on a Thursday afternoon (a much more Nursing Home (renowned for its lavish ways to help out in the community, with exacting option than games, as I'm sure teas) and Ochil Nursing Home with a real mutually beneficial results. Some of the they will attest). They help out with all feast of music; both traditional carols and elderly members o f our own community in kinds of things from story telling to arith­ various orchestral and solo pieces. The old Forgandenny now enjoy a weekly visit metic and playground supervision to sum­ folk were tapping their feet in delight as the from Sixth Form girls; the problems of the mer sports day. All this experience has newly formed “Wee Cuthie Men" played world and reminiscences o f the past are stood them in excellent stead for the future. their distinctive Scottish folk tunes. The mused upon over a welcome cup o f tea. On a different note again, some o f the School once again played host to the pen­ The Ochil Nursing Home in Perth contin­ girls have been helping out in charity shops sioners o f the district at the first o f our ues to give a very warm reception to the in Perth. There they learn valuable skills in carol services. One only needs to look at Strathallan pupils who go there every serving the public and coping with cash tills the grins on their faces to tell how much week, as do the other hospices and homes (a task that requires a degree of numeracy, the service, the atmosphere and (of course) we visit from time to time. as one of our girls found out on her first day the tea are appreciated. Service in the community at large, how­ at Barnardo’s), whilst, of course, providing It has been a rich and interesting year for ever, is not merely confined to chatting to a valuable service for an organisation that all concerned. Many thanks to everyone old ladies! Carolyn Russell. Nicola Crowe relies entirely on voluntary help. for all their efforts. and Carolyn Silver have all carried on their The musicians were kept busy at sterling work at Dunbarney Primary School Christmas as we visited both Moncrieff P.J.C. LETTER FROM KNOYDART

The Post Highers week has now become a recognised part of the Summer Term, so much so that those unwilling to participate start their exit campaigns early (Mark Silver gets the award for the longest list of excuses). In the event. Post Highers ’93 had the largest pupil contingent ever, some of whom actually declared themselves to be looking forward to it, while others had fallen to the hard sell tactics of the staff involved (the Woodlands' girls). Whatever their reasons for going, the lucky twenty- four each declared they'd had a good time: one was even moved to write home about it. Dear Mum and Dad, W ell, here I am safely back from Post Highers. What an experience! And it wasn't all bad! Admittedly, the midges were pretty hungry, my blisters were awful, I don't think my back, knees or ankles will ever recover from the rucksack I carried, and the loch water was pretty cold the time I "fell" in. However! The centre, Ardintigh, was more com­ fortable than expected. In fact, the bunkrooms were so nice that the midges preferred them to the bracken outside and moved in to join us. (Saffy moved out.) But at least the showers were warm most of the time and the food edible. Just to put you in the picture. I thought I’d write you an account of a day’s activities there. A .M . Everyone was up bright and early (well...) for breakfast. Around this time there was potential for a quick dip in the bay. Some got properly dressed for the occasion - Mog's wetsuit was only rivalled by the cheesecake in its fluorescent bright­ ness - but thanks to Dougie and Mr Taylor. Miss England didn't get the chance. Canoeing was generally the main morn­ ing activity, though on Sunday it was pre­ ceded by "Not the Strath Chapel Service" in which Pete preached the sermon and lain

57 saw the light. Mark (who’s only five foot occurred. A group of about one hundred On two days o f the week those at the seven) declared he’d got a midget in his dolphins swam into the loch. We went out centre got ready to welcome the expedition canoe and that he felt as though he was in in the launch amongst them. It was a magi­ group - to provide those footsore, weary the Titanic. Fortunately for him it was cal experience and one which taught souls with TLC and liquid refreshment. Dougie’s canoe that tried to emulate that Carolyn that dolphins and tuna were not the JSB and JLB were observed to be particu­ magnificent craft. Nor was Paddy one of same thing. larly mellow on one occasion - far more those who mastered the first half of the LU N CH T IM E: These were often intel­ than they had been when a certain land­ eskimo roll. That was left to Fergie and lectual once Pip and Pitchie had discovered mark was removed from the Knoydart sky­ Shevy before the massed crowds in Mallaig the book o f crosswords. But there were a line. harbour, Pete and Kate under severe stress few difficulties. Pip couldn’t read the clues EVENING. These revolved around from JKT and DE, Nicky because she out properly, neither knew the answers, and cooking and produced many a highlight (?) wanted to see if she could do it and Chris C when informed of them by their more including the aforementioned cheesecake quite by accident. It was certainly easier learned companions, certainly couldn't and a very hot chilli. So that we didn’t put canoeing on rather than in the water, but spell them. on weight, these gargantuan feasts were only Suzie perfected the tongue out tech­ P.M. In the afternoons we did a variety usually followed by a little gymnastics, nique. of things. Windsurfing was attempted by with or without the use of a table. (I leave Conditions did become too warm occa­ many with varying degrees of success. this bit to your imagination.) We had a sionally, but this was not a problem. Those Jamie went backwards more than he went camp fire and sing-song on the point on in the rescue boat were rather too keen to forwards and Jimmy did a lot of swimming. most evenings. “Little Pig" was a firm throw cooling moisture onto the canoeists On windy days Pete took people out on his favourite, also “Alouette”, a tale of an (thanks, Jo). If this was not enough, seal laser and even allowed others to have a go. alluring one-legged woman with two feet launching, jumping and diving off rocks Jamie managed fine but Paddy was too con­ who was not a natural blonde. were enthusiastically pursued. Photograph­ fident by half. He capsized the boat, and Anyway, I seem to have survived. Those ing these events proved difficult. “I’ve Suzie, before they were out of the bay. that got out of it are now madly jealous of never tried taking photos during a tidal Despite once shooting his brother in the our suntans and big happy smiles. As for wave before,” someone was heard to say foot, Iain was allowed to join the clay the A-level people, they just wish it had after Pete had "bombed” into the water. pigeon contingent one afternoon. been two weeks long. Some days were less active and on one Unfortunately, moving targets proved more So did we. of these a once-in-a-lifetime happening difficult to hit. A new ly-appointed Man of Knoydart.

58 SIXTH FORM CHARITY BALL

On a damp and dreary night in February, the Dining Room, ultra-violet lamps and to get together an energetic band of their small groups of Sixth Formers drifted over spotlights were being arranged to illuminate own, and they entertained the guests might­ to the Gym where the harsh fluorescent the excellent wall decorations produced by ily later in the evening. They had come to lights exposed every blemish to the unkind the Art Department, stages were being cob­ be known as Sex Immaterial - or Sexy eye and a draught blew across the stage bled together to support the bands and a Material, depending on preference - due to where the sinister events in Salem would great deal of food and drink was being pre­ a misunderstanding when they advertised soon be re-enacted. The feeble cassette- pared. for “a singer for a new band, sex immateri­ player couldn’t project the Eightsome Reel This was the day o f the Ball. al.” as far as the back o f the room, while Mr At 7.00pm on Saturday, 6th March, Both professional and amateur bands Broadfoot tried to explain the steps - and Strathallan’s impeccably turned-out Sixth were hugely popular, most of the food and after half an hour the event broke up with Formers, augmented by twenty Sixth Form all of the drink was consumed, and a great little notable success. girls from Kilgraston School and twenty deal o f hair was let down in an enjoyable Luckily, this wasn't the Ball, only the from Glenalmond College, as well as a and civilised way. Everyone concerned first dance practice. sizeable corps of staff, were gathering had worked very hard, and on top of all the On a mild afternoon at the beginning of around the punch bowls in an increasingly revelry we raised £235 which was split March a frenzy of frock-donning overtook high state o f excitement. The Edinburgh between the Lifeboats in Arbroath and the Sixth Formers in Thornbank and band finally struck up the music and we P.A.D.S., the dog-protection charity based Woodlands, while the gentlemen queued danced the evening away. in Forteviot. up at their Housemasters' doors for cuf­ Some of the Strathallan students had flinks and for help with tying bow-ties. In managed, with very little time for practice. P.T.

59 HOUSE TARGETS

Well, all round Woodlands it’s been: Cottages out in the open country; fresh flooded through them. This we discovered shooting! Yet a good year really - despite air heavy with sweet smells; acres of land to our cost. The farmers obviously knew some hard times. Remember those rows all round (surrounded by ‘security fences' we were coming...... when margarine tubs went missing and cof­ and a ‘swimming pool' in the back garden); fee was slurped over the stairs, and who a master chef, sunshine all the year round A. Grieved could forget that fateful day when V icky’s and, of course, lots of fun. Yes, it’s Glen ‘Flash’ disappeared - or was it ‘Jif’? But, Isla! Again, this year, six somewhat crazy when pieces of the freezer compartment This year, during the Summer Term, the members of the Science Department decid­ door broke off we came through it to enjoy Third Formers from Simpson and Ruthven ed to escort the whole of the Riley Second the good (shooting!) days when toffee pans went up North to Glen Isla (somewhere near Blairgowrie, I think) for a most fabu­ Form on an outing which, I add, we were were washed up and everyone was in bed lous weekend. There were three cottages to all needing after our examination only the on time. choose from and when we arrived we night before. There have been changes, too - a new descended on them to grab our bedrooms - This year we travelled to the Scottish milk crate, a spider plant in the foyer and like a swarm o f bees coming in for honey. Deer Centre near Cupar. I am sure the aim some exciting innovations in common However, most important after a long jour­ of the exercise was along educational lines room decor, including armchairs with ney was a soak in the beautiful steaming ... - the teachers wishing us to find out a little removable wheels, legs, arms and backs - well, freezing cold swimming pool which something about the symbol of Scotland, in fact so much (shooting!) could be was actually nothing more than the River but I can tell you the pupils had other ideas. ‘removed’ that they were taken away alto­ Isla gushing past. And it really was cold. Every single boy and girl was looking at gether. It took me a quarter of an hour trying to get something far more engaging than anything Despite this, people who enter our little even knee-deep in it. After lots of splash­ else: within the park there was an community never cease to be amazed by ing and shouting we set off back to base to Adventure Playground! the productive and creative atmosphere meet the other bus. Firstly, our guide, Kevin, took us in to which thrives within the House - inspired The bus arrived about half an hour later watch the video, which showed us the dif­ by our Tutors, who always give Preps that than expected, you could tell they had ferent types of deer in Britain and led us little extra something. We managed cricketers on board and not intrepid orien- through a year in the life of a red deer. (shooting!) to create a harmony in the teers because they got very lost. After the Next we were led through to the Antler House, which is reflected in the way the next swarm o f bees picked their beds, we Room, via an exhibition showing the story blue flowery wallpaper matches the brown went to the rugby stadium. It was not quite of the deer. sofa and chairs! Murrayfield, but I thought the back garden Out of doors we were taken on to a pad­ Here, we are culturally aware; with made a very good pitch. It was Simpson dock containing two red deer stags - one of numerous board games such as ‘Twister’ versus Ruthven - “The Battle of the whom had reached the grand old age o f fif­ and the House ‘library’ that offers a wide Titans”. After a very close match, Ruthven teen. Surprisingly, there were only a few range of ripped-up recipes and a huge vari­ just edged through to win. ‘Yucks!’ concerning the aroma surrounding ety of reading - from M ills & Boon. It is Sunday dawned hot and sunny. After a the field. Unfortunately for some they no wonder that the (shooting!) House hearty breakfast of eggs and bacon, we found out where the smells were coming Drama Competition was such a success. were ready for the river again. We all from the nasty way! The Senior House Drama was ... um ... well played a commando type game which The rest of the day was spent either at the ... it was a tragedy. Oh, yes! And we got a involved “the enemy” recapturing the performing falcon display or at the play­ new ironing board cover. bridge (which was heavily guarded, of ground. We received packed lunches and so the inevitable occurred - much to Mrs Sport - the Inter-House egg cup still course) by getting hold of the “flag" Innes’s disappointment. She was left to stands proudly on the shelf above the T.V. (Marcus’ T-shirt). The opposition disap­ peared off into the distance and soon we pick up everyone's litter while the rest of - pity there’s not an Inter-House ‘Twister’ were looking for them through woods, us made our way back to the bus. This will Competition. fields and beds of nettles, fording the river not be repeated next year. The House party went with a bang and vaulting fences where necessary - these (thanks to the Shooting Team) and includ­ were often alive and buzzing as electricity A. Wee-Deer ed several spectacular renditions of ‘O Come All Ye Faithful', enough Smarties to fill Wembley Stadium and so much wine that everyone had to bring their own thim­ ble (except the Shooting Team). On the serious side ‘shooting’ crime rates are up, with increased bread-nabbing from downstairs and some flower vandalis­ ing. Most disturbing of all was the pres­ ence of the ‘phantom chair ripper’ (who was never caught - even by the Shooting Team!) - and you know who you are, who pulled the heads off the daisies ... Luckily, there was a clamp-down - the washing powder scoop is now attached to the washing powder box, and new iron holders were installed in the kitchens - much to everyone’s relief (especially the Shooting Team). I have only one thing more to say - shooting, shooting, shooting, shooting, shooting.

A. Sniper The retreat from Glen Isla

6<) 61 AGAINl

62 63 VALETE

SHEPHERD A.G.S. Came 1988; III; House Football (Captain); Swimming FREELAND House Prefect; 1st XV Rugby; Football Team; Art Prize; House Colours; Debating. UVI Team; V II’s Rugby Team; Full Colours Bruaich Bhan, Aberfeldy, Perthshire. PH 15 BORGEN -N IELSON J.G. Came 1987; II; Rugby; Squash; Swimming; Windsurfing. 2 LA. ROOME J.C.D.M. Came 1986; II. House Prefect; Lance Corporal - Marines; Mavisbank, 55 Queen Street, Carnoustie, 1st Squash; U19 Soccer Team; 3rd XI DD7 7BA. Boturich Castle, Balloch, By Alexandria, Cricket; Young Enterprise. 3316 D ean WILSON G.S. Came 1988; III; House Dunbartonshire, G83 9LX. SAFFRON D.C. Came 1986; II; Swim­ Path, Dean Village, Edinburgh. Prefect; Coxswain of Navy; D of E Bronze and Gold; 5th XV Rugby; Sailing Team; ming Team (Captain); House Swimming BROWN P.G. Came 1988; III; House Team (Captain); Swimming Full Colours; Prefect; Coxswain - Navy; D o f E Bronze; Windsurfing; Young Enterprise. A rg yll 1st XV Rugby; Curling Team; Sailing Park, James Street, Helensburgh, G84 House Colours; Canoeing; Able Seaman in Team; 3rd XI Cricket; Half Colours 811 X. Navy; Bronze D of E. 9 Greyfriars Rugby; Full Colours Curling; Full Colours WILSON N.G. Came 1987; II; House Gardens, St Andrew's, Fife, KYI6 9NW. Sailing; Scottish Schools’ Sailing Prefect; Coxswain - Navy; D of E Gold; S IL V E R M .N.S. Came 1988; III; House Champion; School Drama. G reen Park Rugby 5th XV; Music Prize; Orchestra; Prefect; 1st XV Rugby; 1st VII Rugby; Hotel, Pitlochry, Perthshire, PHI6 5JY. Choir; Jazz Band. Rockdale House, lst/2nd XI Cricket Team, 2nd XI Hockey; D O O D S O N A.S. Came 1987; II; School Kinfauns, Perth, PH2 7JZ. Swimming Team; Athletics Team; Full Prefect; Head of House; Corporal - Army; V colours for Rugby; Lance Corporal in Lance Corporal - Marines; 2nd XV Rugby; ALDRIDGE G.A.M. Came 1988; I; Marines. Leyden, Kirknewton, Midlothian, 1st XI Hockey; 1st XI Cricket; Swimming Corporal - Army; XV 6th Rugby; Hockey EH278DQ . Team; Golf Team; Half Colours Hockey; Team; Art and Pottery Distinction; Drama. S T EW A RT J.E. Came 1987; II; 3rd X V Full Colours Cricket; Economics Prize. Millifiach, Near Kirkhill, Inverness-shire, Rugby; 1st XI Hockey; House Colours; Llalapanzi, Middle Assendon, Henley-on- IV5 7PH. Cadet in CCF. Craignish Castle, Thames, Oxon., RG9 6BG. BORGEN -N IELSON P.J. Came 1990; III; Craignish, Ardfern, Argyll, Near GILLINGHAM J.M. Came 1988; III; 2nd XI Hockey. 3316 Dean Path, Dean Lochgilphead. House Prefect; 2nd XV Rugby; Skiing Village, Edinburgh. T A Y L O R D R. Came 1988; III; Shooting Team (Capt); Tennis Team; Swimming ‘A ’ Team (Captain); National U21s Team; The Butchard Tankard; 1st in Shooting Squad; British Schools’ Shooting Perthshire Schools Skiing; Lifesaving; Team; Gold D of E. Westburn Steading, Windsurfing. Riversdale, Bridgend, Perth, Dunning, Perth, PH2 OQY. NICOL WATSON E. Came 1988; III; House PH2 7HB. UVI Prefect; G olf Team (Vice Captain); Bronze G R A Y NA. Came 1985; I; House Prefect; AINSWORTH P.G. Came 1988; III; D o f E. Kildonan, Forgandenny, Perth, School Prefect; 1st XI Cricket (Capt); School Prefect; Head of House; 1st XV PH2 9HP. Lance Corporal - Marines; 1st XV Rugby; Rugby (Captain); Presidents XV ; Midlands W H E E LD O N R. Came 1991; LVI; Young 1st XI Hockey; Basketball Team; Full U15 XV; 1st VII Rugby; House Colours; Colours Cricket; Half Colours Rugby and Enterprise, Amateur Radio Club. 31 Orchestra; Choir; Bronze D of E; Under Hillview Road, Banchory, Kincardineshire, Hockey; Colours Basketball; House Officer CCF. 18 Guiltreehill, Alloway, Ayr, AB31 4EG. Drama. 24 Claydon Road, Horsell, Woking, KA7 4XG. W IL S O N J.R .L . Came 1988; III; House Surrey. GH21 4XE. BAYNE A.D. Came 1988; III; House Prefect; Librarian; Athletics Team; Choir; HARTLEY N.J. Came 1986; I; House Prefect; 3rd XV Rugby; 3rd XI Hockey; Leading Seaman in Navy; Bronze D of E. Prefect; Riley Div. Captain; School Indoor Hockey; 3rd XI Cricket; Leading Hayfield House, Auchmillan, Mauchline, Magazine Editor; Sergeant Major - Army; Seaman in Navy; House Colours. Gospetry, Ayrshire, KA5 6HD. D o f E G o ld ; 1st X V R u g b y ; 3rd X I Milnathort, Kinross, KY13 7SW. WILSON I.D.J. Came 1986; I; 5th XV Hockey; Cross-country Team Colours; 2nd BRAND M.P. Came 1988; III; House Rugby (Captain); Athletics Team; Badmin­ XI Cricket (Captain); Basketball Team; Prefect; House Sailing Team (Captain); History Prize. ton Team; 3rd XI Hockey (Captain); Cross­ Timberly, Elm Close, Fishing Club (Captain); U15s B Rugby; country Team; Senior Cross-country Cup; Farnham Common, Buckinghamshire, SL2 Sailing Team; House Colours; Leading Scottish Schools Athletics; Scottish 3NA. Seaman in Navy. Ardleevan House, 178 M IT C H E L L R. Came 1988; III; School Upper Malone Road, Dunmurray, Belfast, Schools Cross-country; Half Colours Prefect; House Prefect; 1st XV Rugby; Northern Ireland, BTI79JZ. (Athletics); Corporal in Pipe Band. 40 Athletics Team; Motorbike Section; HUGHES T.M. Came 1988; III; School Draycott Park, Singapore 1025. Swimming Team; Full Colours Rugby; YEATES A B E. Came 1985; I; House Prefect; Vice Head of House; 4th XV Prefect; Effort Prizes; Physics Prize; House Colours; Maths Prize; Lifesaving. Rugby; 2nd XI Hockey (Captain); U15s Bronze and Gold D of E; Choir; Orchestra. Drumdreel Farm, Stratlimiglo, Cupar, Fife, Cricket; U18s Chameleons Hockey; KY14 7RN. Design/Technology Prize; Bronze D of E. II Cranmer Place, Billericay, Essex, CHI 2 MOORE C.A. Came 1988; III; House Fir Tree Cottage, Hook Green, Lamber- OXQ. Prefect; GCSE Prize; 2nd Flautist in hurst. Kent, TN3 8LL. V BURNS M.J. Came 1988. I; Bs Rugby Orchestra; Grade 7 Distinction - Flute. 108 JO N E S N.F.P. Came 1988; III; 2nd X V (Captain); 4th Form As Cricket; School Ski Dundee Road, Perth, PH2 VBA. Rugby; 2nd XI Hockey; Summer Hockey Team; Cadet in CCF. N IC H O LLS W .M Came 1987; II; House XI; Swimming Team, Basketball Team; 9 Whitehouse Park, Prefect; Able Seaman - Navy; 5th XV Able Seaman in Navy. Nether Kinneddar, Wick, Caithness, KW1 4NX. R u g b y . The Falconry, Morar, Near Saline, Fife. K Y I2 91 1 R O SS M .K .A . Came 1989; II; U15 C ’s Rugby; House Athletics; School Cross­ Mallaig, Inverness-shire. M A N W A R IN G P.S. Came 1988; III; House O B IN E C H E R.C. Came 1988; III; School Prefect; 5th X V Rugby; Cricket; Direcor of country Team; Pipe Band. Dalton Burn, Prefect; House Prefect; Corporal - Army; D House Drama; Sergeant in CCF; HCTC Dalton, Lockerbie, Dumfriesshire, DG11 of E Bronze; 1st XV Rugby; Athletics Team; House Colours; Bronze D of E. The 1DY. Team; Basketball Team; Rugby VIIs Barn, Staplecross, East Sussex TN32 5QP. III Team; Full and House Colours for Rugby; BURNETT C R T. Came 1991; II; UI4 M cCART AN A.H.J. Came 1987; II; House Canoeing 1 Star. 10 St Margaret’s Avenue, Prefect; Pipe Major; 5th XV Rugby; C ’s Rugby, Cricket and Hockey. Ach-Na- Turnpike Lane, London NI5 3DH. English Prize; Debating Society Chairman. Craoibh, Tobermory, Isle of Mull, PA75 PARK M L. Came 1988; III; House 3 Macbeth Road, Forres, Moray, IV36 OHS. 6PS. T EW SON A.D . Came 1992; III; U14 Cs Prefect; Able Seaman - Navy; Young PITCH FORTH M .J.R. Came 1991; LVI; Enterprise. Midyard House, Carnwath, House Prefect; 3rd XV Rugby; 2nd XI for Hockey and Cricket. Football Team, Lanarkshire, ML 11 8JV. Hockey; 3rd XI Cricket; Footall Team; Prize for Academic Achievement. c!o

64 British Council, P.O. Box 9100, Dar-es- D A V ID S O N J.C. Came 1987; III; House Avenue, Fulham, London, .SVV’6 5EA. Salaam, Tanzania. Prefect; Sailing Team; Sergeant. L ittle WRIGHT D M. Came 1990; III; Bronze D Caithness, 18 Wreck Road, Somerset, o f E. Rowan Lodge, Culvardie, Nethy- Bermuda. bridge, Inverness-shire. RUTHVEN E D W A R D S A .G . Came 1987; II; House IV Prefect; Able Seaman; Young Enterprise C A L L E N D E R S.J. Came 1991; II; Cadet. U Vl Schem e. Tynehead Farm, Pathhead, Midlothian. C R U M P C.P.E. Came 1992; UVI; House South Craig Farm, Hollybush, EH375XS. Prefect; Cross Country; Shooting; Hockey; Ayr, Ayrshire, KA6 6HB. ROSINUS A. Came 1993; I; Tennis, Scaurbank Kier, Thornhill, Dumfriesshire, FERGUSON C I S. Came 1987; II; 2nd Basketball, Football. DG3 4DD. XV Rugby; 2nd XI Hockey; 1st XI Cricket; Am Sooren 46, D- FERG U SON P.J.F. Came 1988; I; House Indoor Hockey; Basketball Team (Captain); 2000, Hamburg 73, Germany. Ill Prefect; School Prefect; Head of House; Cadet Instructor; Bronze Life Saving C L A R K E R.S. Came 1992; 111. Rugby 3rd XV; Football 1st XI; Curling Award; Sergeant Pipe Band. The Lochans, The Old Manse, Keir Mill, Thornhill, Team, Swimming Team. Greenend House, Moor Road, Strathblane, Glasgow, G62 Strathore Road, Thornton, Kirkcaldy, Fife, 9F.X. Dumfriesshire, DG3 4DF. KYI 40H . FERGUSSON I.A.O. Came 1988; III; GARVIE J.M. Came 1987; III; House House Prefect; Athletics Team; Prefect; Rugby 5th XV; Golf Team; Parachuting. Alton Albany, Barr, Girvan, THORNBANK Curling (Captain). Craighill, 18 Murray Ayrshire, KA26 9TJ. U Vl HESLOP P.T. Came 1985; 1; 1st XV Place, Perth, PHI IBP. DUNN G. Came 1991; LVI; House Rugby; Basketball Team (Captain); Squash GAULT J.P. Came 1987; II; House Prefect; Librarian; Lacrosse Team; Tennis Team; Swimming Team; Athletics Team; Prefect; Rugby 5th XV; Cross-country; Team; Secretary of Debating Society. 2 Cadet; Bronze D of E; Art Distinctions. 21 Football; Cadet - Army; D of E Bronze. 30 Hamilton Lodge, Kings Road, Windsor, Cragwell Park, Carmunock, Glasgow. Alexandra Street, Kirkintilloch, Glasgow, Berkshire, SL4 2AS. G66 I HE. M cN A M A R A A.R. Came 1986; II; Head HAN SSON-BOLT K.L. Came 1988; III; GIBSON C.S. Came 1988; III; House of House; School Prefect; Corporal; Bronze House Prefect; House Swimming; Swim­ Prefect; Tennis Team (Captain); Squash D of E; Minor Scholarship; Young ming Team; Badminton Team; 2X1 Team (Captain); Skiing; Colours for minor Enterprise Scheme. South Craig Farm, Hockey; Cross-country; Squash; Cooking; sport (Squash); House Colours. Chanting Hollybush, Ayr, Ayrshire, KA6 6HB. Grade 4 Flute. Craigvarricli, Strathtay, Hill, Stoneyftelds, Farnham, Surrey, GU9 RAPER P.D. Came 1988; III; School Tayside. PH9 OPJ. 8DU. Prefect; 5th X V Rugby; Sergeant; Bronze D IN G L IS J.F.M. Came 1992; U V I; House M A C K A Y C.R. Came 1988; III; School of E; School Plays - The Happiest Days of Prefect; Geography Prize; School Choir; Prefect; Rugby 1st X V ; 2nd X V (Captain); Your Life and The Crucible. Ravenscar, 15 Jazz Band. Burnside, Glengild Road, Athletics (Captain); Swimming; Football Viewlands Road, Perth. Ardrishaig, Argyll, PA30 SHE. 1st XI; Lance Corporal; Bronze D of E; REEKIE J.A.G. Came 1987; III; Rugbv JONES S.M. Came 1991; LVI; House Athletics Colours; Rugby Half Colours; U14, U15, 2nd XV. 87 St Michael's Drive, Prefect; Bronze D of E; Tennis 1st VI; House Colours. 58 South Beach, Troon, Cupar, Fife. Badminton 1st VI; Lacrosse Team. Round­ Ayrshire, KA10 6EG. RU SS E LL N .W . Came 1988; III; House ers Team, Wind Band. 24 Ann Street, McCULLOCH D.A.R. Came 1988; III; Prefect; 1st XV Rugby; Basketball Team; Edinburgh, F.H4 1PJ. House Prefect; Rugby 1st XV ; Athletics 1st Swimming Team; Sergeant Major; School CA M PBELL-LO W M.C. Came 1988; III; XV ; Petty Officer. 8 Summerleigh, Gower Play. Ardnahane, Strathearn Terrace, House Prefect; Tennis Team; Rounders Road, Weybridge, Surrey, KTI3 OHE. Crieff, PH73BZ. Team; Squash Team; School Choir; Full NICOL C.S. Came 1985; I; Captain of S H IL LIT T O J.J. Came 1988; III; House Colours for Squash; Sales Director for School; Rugby 2nd XV (Captain); Hockey Prefect; 5th XV Rugby; Simpson Sailing Young Enterprise. Brightwater House, 2nd XI; J. Skiing (Captain); Scholarship; and Shooting; Corporal; Senior Art Prize. Lucklaw Hill, Balmullo, Fife, KYI6 OBQ. Smith Cup for Captain of School. 1213 Grosvenor Street, Edinburgh. MACDONALD J.M Came 1989; IV; Springbank, Newton Street, Blairgowrie, WILSON R.J. Came 1988; III; Football House Prefect; Librarian; House Perthshire. Team . Rhu Lodge, Ferry Road, Rhu, Swimming Team; Rounders Team. P.O. QUINN A.B. Came 1986; I; House Dunbartonshire. Box 594, Dubai, United Arab Emirates. Prefect; Hockey 1st XI; Football 1st XI LVI MAIR J.P. Came 1992; UVI; House (C a p tain ); Squash 1st; B ad m inton 1st; GERBER S. Came 1992; LVI. Prefect; Leader of Orchestra; French Prize; Rugby U16 Bs; Cricket U15 As; Sergeant Zahnstrasse 30, D5000 Cologne 40, Music-String Prize; Music Scholarship; Pipe Band; School Drumming Winner; Germany. Orchestra; School Choir; Chamber Music Hockey Half Colours; Football Colours - V Groups; Grade VI Piano. 42 Craigie Road, minor sport; Debating Committee; Choir. BECK M.M. Came 1993; LVI; Golf; Ayr, KA8 OEZ. 62H Cleveden Drive, Kelvinside, Glasgow, Athlet-ics; Swimming; Violin. Am M A R S H A M J.E.B. Came 1988; III; House G I2 ONX. Pulverturn, 86633 Neuberg an der Donau, Prefect; Shooting Team; Badminton Team; ROGERS G.D. Came 1988; III; House Germany. Hockey Team. Prefect; 3rd XV Rugby; Cross-country; Rispond Estate, Durness, by N IC O L L G.S. Came 1987; I; Senior Colts House Colours. 41 Montgomerie Street, Lairg, Sutherland, IV27 4QE. Rugby; Cross-country Team; Athletics MILNES K.V. Came 1988; III; House Ardrossan, Ayrshire, KA22 8HP. Team; Swimming Team; Cadet in Royal V Prefect; 3rd XI Hockey (Captain); Athletics Marines; Bronze D of E. 16 Lever Road, BARK W.A.J. Came 1988; I; Cricket Team; Netball Team; Squash Team; Or­ Helensburgh, Dunbartonshire, G84 9DP. Senior Colt Bs; Hockey U16 B. S o est chestra; School Choir. Ardenlee, Albert POLLOCK R.J. Came 1990; III; Rugby Dijkerstraat, WVg 94, 1213 XH, Hilversum, Street, Helensburgh, Dumbartonshire, G84 U16 Bs; Football Team; Cadet. Marie Hall Holland. 7SG. Farm, Stanley, Perthshire, PHI 4PS. LEVACK G.J. Came 1990; Curling MITCHELL A.C. Came 1991; LVI; (Captain); Cricket Senior Colt Bs; Rugby PR O C T O R J R. Came 1988; II; lst/2nd School Prefect; House Prefect; lst/2nd XI 6th X V . Underbank House, Crossford, XV Rugby; House Rugby XV (Captain); Hockey; Senior Tennis Team; Cross-coun­ Carluke, ML8 5QQ. Senior Colts Hockey; Senior Colts Cricket try; Business Studies Prize. Norwood, 6 (Captain of Bs); Athletics Team; Mansfield Terrace, Dunlop, Ayrshire, KA3 Swimming Team; Able Seaman. 4 Lettice 4AE. SIMPSON Street, Fulham, London, SW6 4EM. MONRO F.H. Came 1986; 1; House UVI STEPHEN S.W. Came 1988; I; Rugby Prefect; 3 X I Hockey; Swimming; Squash; DAVIDSON I S. Came 1987; II; House U16s; Hockey 3rds; Tennis; Able Seaman. Rounders; Tennis; Management Prefect; Able Seaman in Navy; Cadet in Broomliill House, Cawdor, Nairn. Information Studies Prize; Choir; 2nd RAF; Scholarship; Young Enterprise WALLS A.F.R. Came 1987; I; U16 As Orchestra. 61 Hilton Street, Aberdeen, AB2 Scheme. Suilven, Larg Road, Stranraer, Rugby; 1st XI Hockey; 1st Indoor Hockey 3 Q R . DG9 OJN, Team; 1st VI Tennis; Cadet. 8 Burnfoot SMART E.F. Came 1987; II; Head of

65 House; School Prefect; lst/2nd X I Hockey MACDONALD R.M. Came 1987; II; (Captain); Indoor Hockey; Tennis Team; WOODLANDS House Prefect; 3rd XI Hockey; Choir; House Skiing (Captain); Rounders, Squash, UVI Wind Band; House Drama; School Play; D of E Bronze; 4th Form Attainment Prize; Blackstock S. Came 1986; I; School Young Enterprise; Bronze D of E. Wind Band, Choir; 2nd Orchestra. Prefect; 1st XI Hockey (Full Colours); Woodlands, Wyvis Drive, Ballocli, Kinnaber House, By Montrose, Angus, Tennis Team; Swimming Team (Full Inverness-shire, IVI 2HP. Colours); Squash Team; Life-saving; DDIO 9ER. M ATTH EW S P.J. Came 1989; IV; House Bronze and Silver D of E. P.O. Box 4588, Prefect; Netball Team (Captain)(Full TAYLOR R.S.G. Came 1986; I; House Dubai, United Arab Emirates. Prefect; Captain o f Girls' Hockey; Captain Colours); House Colours. Vorlich Cottage, of Athletics; D of E Bronze; 1st XI Hockey CROWE N.A. Came 1991; LVI; House Glentirranmuir, Kippen, Stirlingshire, FK8 (Captain); Indoor Hockey (Captain); Cross­ Prefect; Athletics Team; Cross-country 3HU. country Team; Tennis; Netball; Vitrix Team (Full Colours); Music; Community M O N C U R K. Came 1988; .? Broadland Ludorums; Scanlon Cup for All Round Service; Life-saving; Silver D of E. The Gardens, Westltill, Aberdeen. Merit; Full Colours Hockey; Full Colours Mallards, Cuillbrae, Pitlochry, Perthshire, RUSSELL C.E. Came 1988; III: House Athletics; Half Colours Athletics; 2nd PH 16 5QS. Prefect; 2nd Netball Team; Badminton Orchestra; Librarian; Basketball. Team; Community Service; House FRASER A.D. Came 1986; I; House Mullinure, Portadown Road, Armagh, Colours. P.O. Box 24473, Nairobi, Kenya. Prefect; Library Prefect; 1st XI Hockey; Northern Ireland, BT6I 9EL. East Africa. Tennis Team (Captain); Rounders Team; SEMPLE M.J. Came 1988; III: House W IL L M E N K. Came 1992; U V I; House Music. 3 King James Place, Perth, PH2 Prefect; Squash Team (Captain) (Full Prefect; Tennis Team; Lacrosse Team; HAE. Colours); 3rd Form Hockey Team: Orches­ Choir; Drama; Cambridge Entry Examina­ tra; Young Enterprise; Bronze and Silver D tio n . Nachtigallenstrasse 22, 4048 GRIFFITHS J.L. Came 1991; I; LVI; Grevenbroich I, Germany. House Prefect; 3rd XI Hockey; Debating; of E; House Colours; German Prize. 39 Choir; Young Enterprise; Silver and Gold Kelvin Court, Great Western Road, V D of E; Chemistry Prize; Biology Prize. 62 Glasgow, G12 OAE. AITKEN E. Came 1988; I; Bronze D of E; Edward Road, Clevedon, Avon, BS21 7DX. SM ITH C.A.T. Came 1991; LVI: House Prefect; Tennis Team; School Band. 660 N 2nd XI Hockey; Lacrosse Team; Swim­ L O C K H A R T P.M. Came 1988; III; Head Aohoku Place, Hilo, Hawaii 96720, USA. ming; Tennis; Cross-country. Castle Brae of House, School Prefect; Athletics Team; LVI Lodge, Huntingtower, Perth, PHI 3JL. Squash Team; Junior Netball Team; Choir; M U R R A Y S.L.A. Came 1989; III; House DOODSON L.A. Came 1988; I; Junior String Orchestra; Orchestra; Debating; Prefect; 1st XI Hockey (Half Colours); Hockey; 2nd XI Hockey, Swimming Team; Young Enterprise; Life-saving; Bronze and Hockey Indoor and Outdoor Sevens; Lacrosse Team; Athletics Team. Silver D of E. 13 Pitreavie Place, Athletics Team (Full Colours); House Cap­ Llalapanzi, Middle Assendon, Henley-on- Kirkcaldy, Fife, KY2 61X. tain. 4 Fort Road, Helen’s Bay, Bangor, Thames, Oxon., RG9 6BG. LUSK C.E. Came 1991; LVI House Northern Ireland. BT19 II I). MONCUR J.L. Came 1988; I; Junior Prefect; Sailing Team; 2nd Netball Team; V Hockey; 3rd XI Hockey; Rounders Team; Choir; Young Enterprise; Community BAIRD H.J. Came 1989; II; Verse Swimming Team. 3 Broadland Gardens, Service. Rose Cottage, Church Lane, Speaking: School Plays. 110 Sinclair Westliill, Aberdeen. Horsmonden, Kent, TNI2 8HN. Street, Helensburgh, Dunbartonshire.

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66 OBITUARY - A. D. D. McCALLUM

My first contact with Duncan was in he was competing against a very strong diversity of his grasp of affairs by introduc­ 1931 when he was a senior boy and I was a field of candidates for the post. Much to his ing many changes and improvements in his very Junior Master. He reached the classi­ surprise, but not to those who knew his seven years there. When he died, as a cal Sixth, was a School Prefect, member of work, he was appointed. token of the respect he was held in there, the 1st XV, 2nd XI cricket and hockey Epsom, unlike Brecon, was a much larg­ the school flag was lowered to half mast. teams and won a sizarship to St John’s er school and in a flourishing condition and I was due to leave Strathallan in 1970 College, Cambridge. With his head and Duncan had to adapt to very different cir­ and, as continuity of purpose was impor­ shoulders held high and a real air of author­ cumstances. He soon, however, proved the tant, with the unanimous approval o f the ity, albeit leavened by a direct look and School Governors I approached and per­ humorous twinkle in his eyes, he gave the suaded Duncan to come back to be at the impression that here was a young man who helm for the next five years - before it was would go far; and so it proved. his turn to retire. After Cambridge and a degree in There have been very few men who have Classics and History he returned to teach at been Headmaster of three schools and Fettes and remained there as a Master and accomplished as much as Duncan, and he Housemaster until 1956, apart from a break will always be held in great respect by for war service in India and Burma - where those who were fortunate enough to be he rose to the rank of Lt. Col. and was under his charge. He demanded much from mentioned in despatches. others but he gave much more of himself. In 1950 I left Fettes to become Head­ He was blessed in having a charming wife, master of Strathallan, and I approached Rosemary, who supported him nobly and Duncan to be my Second Master. His graciously throughout his life with her. acceptance was a godsend to Strathallan. Duncan had always been a very keen and He made a tremendous impression as an competent golfer. It somehow seemed fit­ administrator in his office as Second ting that he died in the Brancaster Golf Master and as a teacher in the classroom Clubhouse very shortly after he had com­ and on the playing fields. pleted his last round and, characteristically, After five years it was obvious that a had won his match. There was a packed man of Duncan's quality was destined for congregation at Duncan’s funeral service; promotion. Accordingly he applied for the among the four present Headmasters who Headmastership of Christ's College, attended were three from the schools in Brecon, and was duly appointed. With his which he had served in that capacity. customary skill and efficiency, and after We extend our deep sympathy to five years, Brecon was a different school Rose: , and their family in their great with increasing confidence in its future. loss. In 1955 Duncan put in for the Head-mas- tership of Epsom College. Here, however. WILFRED HOARE

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67 STRATHALLIAN CLUB EUAN FRASER - PRESIDENT 1992/1993

Born in Kirkcaldy, Euan was at Strath­ allan from 1954 to 1961. While at School he enjoyed sailing and hockey and played rugby for the First XV. On leaving School he went to Strathclyde University where he continued his sporting prowess and won a half blue in both rugby and hockey but. perhaps more importantly, achieved a BSc in Building Technology. This qualified him to join the family building company where he worked for 20 years, during which period he became President of Fife Building Employers' Association. He is presently Managing Director of Fraser Floors Limited, his own company, which operates as concrete flooring contractors. Euan is married to Ruth, whom he met in his sojourn in the West of Scotland and who shares his interest in skiing. They have two children, Jennifer and Scott. In addition to commitments to wife, fam­ ily and business, though not always in that order, Euan continues to retain his interest in sport. He is a past Commodore of Largo Bay Sailing Club, a regular and keen curler and still skis. He confesses to a wish to windsurf but finds it frustratingly difficult. His interest in choral singing takes him on tour and he has performed in Germany and France. Euan's careful and quiet enthusiasm has stood him in good stead as the Club's President.

J.M.M.

The Editor has kindly allowed me space to say, albeit inadequately, how much I appreciated the generosity of so many Old Strathallians who contributed to the leaving presents which the Club President, Euan Fraser, handed to me on the Sunday set The Club President aside for the Old Boys' cricket match and the reunion of those Strathallians who Cosmo Fairbairn and I secretly call the •‘Golden Oldies”. As the day was meant for those still young enough to play cricket and for those LONDON SECTION Strathallians who theoretically, if not by appearance, were too old even to contem­ Anyone wishing further information about Sarah Beaton-Brown plate the thought, you will understand that I the London Section o f the Strathallian Club At work: was completely taken by surprise when the A M A Underwriting Agencies Ltd, President called the company to order dur­ should contact one of the following: ing the tea interval and displayed gifts, D. M. Anderson 36-38 Botolph Lane, London EC3R 8DE wines, cheques and a most magnificent Clees Hall. Bures, Suffolk, COS 5D Z Tel: 071 283 2526. nineteenth century claret jug. I enjoy wine Tel:(Work) 071 739 0336. Fax: 071 283 2527. but to be able to pour it from such a jug, Fax:(Work) 071 739 0796. At home: made of deep cut glass with beautiful silver Tel:(Home) 0787 227271. 13 Chaldon Road, Fulham. trimmings and with an in-built cooler for Fax:(Home) 0787 227014. London SW6 7NH white wines, will always give joy and Tel: 071 385 8377. recall memories of my happy days at M. Bucher Strathallan, and your generosity. 193 Goldhurst Terrace, London N W 6 3ER 1994 Dinner It was a thrilling moment to receive such Tel:(Home) 071 624 0856 The London Dinner w ill be held in The a sparkling gift. Thank you so much. Teh(Work) 081 805 4848. Caledonian Club on Friday 18th March Fax:(Work) 081 804 2426. 1994. DAVID PIGHILLS.

68 LUNCH FOR STRATHALLIANS LEAVING SCHOOL IN 1945 AND BEFORE - ON SUNDAY, 20th JUNE 1993

A lunch for Strathallians who left before 1945 and their wives was held at School on 1918 1938 2()th June 1993, the day o f the 1st XI match Mr A. S. Thomson Mr E. C. Davison v. the Strathallian Club, and also David Mr W. A. McAlister Pighills’ last Sunday as Headmaster. 104 1926 Mr G. F. Ritchie 1939 guests were present.which was such a good Mr D. C. Fulton response that numbers were too many for 1927 Mr N. MacLeod lunch in the Music Room but it gave Dr A. C. MacEwan Strathallians the opportunity to see the new Mr J. P. Tindal 1940 Theatre, which was still not quite finished. Mr A. G. Frame 1928 John Blanche (1947) deputised for the Mr V. S. Lowdcn Mr E. C. Gillandcrs Dr W. M. Sandeman Chairman of Governors, who was on the Mr D. A. S. Martin MrJ.H. Smith seas somewhere off the West of Scotland, and he welcomed the Guests and said 1930 1941 Grace. He particularly welcomed the Mr G. A. Dickinson Mr D. G. Patterson Senior member of the Strathallian Club, Mr Mr R. B. Reid 1942 A.S. Thomson (1918) and his family, Mr 1931 Mr J. H. H. Fraser and Mrs G.A. Dickinson (1930) and their Mr R. D. Linton Mr E. W. Linton son who had come from the Argentine, and Mr A. N. Low Mr and Mrs I.A. McBride (1934) from 1932 Mr J. S. Lowdcn Trinidad. Mr W. H. Jack Mr T. M. Nicol Mr J. A. McGill Thereafter everyone had a very happy Mr W. G. Rowan 1943 lunch, with reminiscences, faded pho­ Mr D. Vost Mr A. S. Headrick tographs and hearing-aids well in evidence. Mr R. H. Young After coffee, Euan Fraser (1961), 1933 President of the Strathallian Club, present­ Mr J. H. Allen 1944 ed two teak benches to the School from the Mr A. J. S. Anderson 1934 Mr J. D. S. Gardner Club, to commemorate the 50th anniver­ Mr R. A. Kirkland Mr G. S. Lowden sary of the death of the Founder, Harry Mr 1, A. McBride Mr H. W. Mann Riley. The strong Club XI had a convincing 1935 1945 win over the 1st X I, but before the conclu­ Mr R. G. Clow Mr A. M. Nicol Mr A. Dow sion of the Match, during the tea interval, 1946 Euan Fraser appeared as Father Christmas 1936 Mr J. D. Barr again, this time to present David Pighills Mr J. H. Frost Mr T. A. Baxter with an inscribed antique Claret Jug togeth­ Mr W. Anderson er with two cases of wine - not forgetting a Lord Kincraig 1947 Dr W. R. Steven Mr J. Blanche Strathallian Club tie - on behalf of all the Mr R. A. Wilson Members and Hon. Members of the 1961 Strathallian Club, and he thanked him for 1937 Mr E. A. Fraser all his support and success during his time Dr R. A. Houston Mr J. M. McGill as Headmaster, wishing him every happi­ Dr D. McColl Mr A. J. McGregor ness in the future. 1962 Mr I. P. Murray Sheriff A. G. Johnston A list of the Strathallians who were able Mr D. M. Paul to attend is attached, but there were several who, unfortunately, had to call o ff at the last minute and many who were unable to come because of distance, other engage­ ments or doctor's orders, and who sent their warm good wishes. The School is FOR SALE most appreciative of the tremendous sup­ port given to it by the Senior Strathallians. Old Strathallian Ties (multiple badge) £7.00 Our special thanks go to all at School Old Strathallian Scarves £15.50 who did the administration: to Mr and Mrs Old Strathallian Cufflinks (double ovals wilh enamelled stripes) £9.00 Craig Young and their staff, who gave us School Sweatshirts with embroidered badge M L XL sizes £13.00 Box of 6 melamine Plaecmats (black on white - such an excellent lunch, to the Second six different views of the School) £18.00 Master, Robert Proctor, who did many Melamine Cheese/Breadboard 14" x 10” approx(black on white: School from Lawn) £7.00 chores and timed the tea-interval so per­ Coasters (black on white melamine with School Crest) £ 1.50 cach fectly, to the Head Groundsman for looking or six for £8.00 after the benches, to the Master in Charge Blue leather Keyring with crest in gold £ LOO of Examinations for the metamorphosis of Black leather Keyring with enamelled crest £2.00 the Theatre and to Mrs Wylie, the Tiny Crest on Pin Badge £2.00 Print of School (view from Lawn) by T. J. MacLeod £2.00 Housekeeper, to the School Captain and his All including postage. Apply to Matron at School. colleagues who looked after us so well and to the boys and girls who acted as Ushers, Blue Mugs with School Crest in gold £ 2.50 cach who gave us such a kindly welcome, and to or six for £9.00 everyone else who worked so hard to make For personal collection only from Matron. it such a happy and memorable occasion.

69 STRATHALLIAN CLUB NEWS

BALL J.L. (1987) has reached the MB Edinburgh University. Consultancy worldwide. ChB phase III successfully at Edinburgh DAWES B.M. (1989) He is at the G E D D E S S.W . (1987) He has graduated University. University of Southern Queensland, offi­ BA in History and Political Science from BELCH K.F. (1985) Kirsten was married cially studying business, but in reality the University of Manitoba. to Alistair Lyons in September. She has basking in the sun, diving, fishing and G IB B S.R. (1990) He has graduated BSc been working with the Scottish Centre partying. He can be found at 8/136 in Mechanical Engineering at Robert for children with motor impairments in Miskin Street, Toowong 4066, Brisbane - Gordon University. Cumbernauld, but a six-month honey­ tel: 07 371 2883. All Strathallians wel­ G IL C H R IS T G .A .J. (1983) He is to be moon in Australia/New Zealand was come. found in Katy, Texas. If you want "all planned. DAWES D. (1990) By comparison with the sun and fun in the charisma o f the BIGGART C.B. (1977) He is a Corporate his brother he is having a quiet time in Caribbean" he can rent you a luxury villa Planning Executive with Ladbroke Group Edinburgh. on the Island of Cozumal, Q. Roo, pic, and was in good form at the London DE LA H A Y E B.G. (1973) He has spent Mexico. Dinner. two years in Canada and is now Second G IL C H R IST J.A. (1987) Judith has gradu­ BINNIE S.A. (1985) Sally was married to in Comm and of the Royal Scots at Fort ated BA in Nursing. Tom Manners of Gloucestershire in George. GILCHRIST Y.E. (1990) Yvonne has August. They will be living in Florida. DEVLIN C. (1986) She married David graduated BA in Hospital Management. B L A C K I.G. (1987) He has graduated M A Gillespie in the School Chapel on 19th G1LLANDERS F.G.R. (1974) He has in Geography at Aberdeen University. December 1992. joined HM S York as First Lieutenant. BOYD K.A. (1991) Kerry is studying at D IA M O N D P.D. (1987) He was a guest of G IL L E S P IE W.P. (1925) He is living in West Surrey College of Art and Design Jeremy Paxman on News Night on 17th San Francisco. His brother called in at for a degree in Media Studies. June, supporting the case for Video Strathallan in May. BOYD K.J. (1990) Kirsty is reading Games. G IL Y E A D J R. (1987) He has graduated Graphic Design at Bath University. She D IC K K .L . (1990) Kareen is at Robert MA, with a 2i in History, from St spent two weeks in Egypt taking pho­ Gordons and has joined the OTC! Andrew’s University. tographs for her project. DICK M.J. (1992) He is at Newcastle GRANT I. (1960) As Chairman of The BULLARD A.G.A. (1987) He is living in University. Scottish Tourist Board, he was Guest Australia and is working with Hambros. D IN N EN G.S. (1969) He has returned to Speaker at the St A ndrew ’s Society in BULLARD M.J.A. (1984) He was married Hong Kong from Jakarta with his wife Singapore where Patrick Russell was by the School Chaplain to Fiona Houston and four children and he is the Regional M.C. for the St Andrew’s Night Ball. in Glasgow University Chapel on 12th Manager Settlements with S.G. Warburg GREEN A.J. (1987) He is working with June. Securities. British Nuclear Fuels in Preston. He got B U L L A R D P.W . (1983) He is living in DOBBIE M.J. (1983) He is working with married to Dr Fenella Cottier on 29th Hong Kong and works with a Leisure Armada Vehicle Rental Inc in Norcross, July 1993 on the Isle of Man. Management company. Georgia, USA. GREEN E.J. (1991) In the magazine BURNET M. (1973) She comes under her D O N N E L L Y A .W . (1988) He has graduat­ School Leaver we noted an article on maiden name because we forget her mar­ ed from the University of Strathclyde BA Women in Engineering with a very nice ried name - sorry! Margaret is the origi­ in Politics and Modern History. He says: photograph of Elspeth. The picture was nal Strathallian Girl and she and her hus­ “Please put me down as Noddy, because supplied by U M IST where she is study­ band, Philip, have just moved to no-one will know me otherwise.” ing Mechanical Engineering: Worthing from Edinburgh with Adam DUNLOP T.J. (1992) Tessa has been Manufacturing and Management. and Alex. working in a hospital for orphans in GREEN J.P. (1989) He was also at C A M P B E L L A .D .K. (1959) He is with the Romania. UMIST and has just finished read­ British Embassy in Ankara. F A IR B A IR N A.C. (1980) He has taken his ing Chemical Engineering and C RA N ST O N D .A . (1964) W ith the tem­ MSc at Glasgow Caledonian University Environmental Technology. porary rank of Major-General, he was the in Energy Systems and Environmental G R IE V E J.M . (1991) Jill took her A levels Deputy Head of Mission for the Surveying. His thesis was presented at in Summer and hopes to be returning to European Community Monotoring the first International Conference on Scotland for University. Mission in Zagreb from August 1992 to Environmental Engineering at De GRIEVE R.J. (1990) He is studying January 1993. The mission covered the Montfort University, Leicester, in Environmental Sciences at Twickenham eight Balkan countries and he found it a September 1993. He has been rowing for College and playing for the London rewarding though sad and difficult task Glasgow University. Scottish under 21s and his College XV. working in that embittered and embattled F A IR B A IR N J.N. (1983) He has taken his HAMILTON E.W. (1979) His son. Ross region with intransigent leaders. He PhD at Reading University. His thesis James, was born on 10th November describes it as “a fascinating, frustrating was published in February 1993. He is 1992. He and his wife, June, will give a and at times a frightening tour”. Happily also a co-author o f An Atlas of Cassava in warm welcome to visitors to Perth, he returned safely and attended the Africa. He is now working for CABI in Australia, at 1 Airdrie Corner, Kinross London Dinner! Our warmest congratu­ Oxfordshire. 6028. lations to him on the award of the C BE in FERGUSON A.W. (1978) He is working HAMILTON G. (1985) He went to the Queen’s Birthday Honours for for ADT Group pic in Slough. He and Australia for two months with his brother Services to the former Republic of his wife had a second daughter, Kirsty W.R. (1982). Yugoslavia. Megan, last December. HAMILTON M.G. (1984) Margaret is C R E E I.S. (1961) He is an orchardist in FLEM IN G A.J. (1964) He is a director of working in Aberdeen. Warkworth, New Zealand, about 45 Imperial Chemicals Insurance Limited in HARGROVE I. (1935) He lives in miles north of Auckland. Last year he London. Bulawayo, Zimbabwe, and visited Britain visited Scotland for the first time in 26 FLEM ING T. (1970) He lives in Duns and this summer - sadly not in time for the years and found few changes. they have three girls aged nine, seven and lunch on 20th June. C U N N IN G H A M R.A. (1977) He is based two-and-a-half. He is Managing Director H A T R IC K K. (1984) He gained his BSc. at Portland, flying Lynx Helicopters, and of Fleming Homes Limited, which sup­ with a 2i in Molecular Biology, at is attached to HMS York. plies timber-framed houses throughout the Edinburgh University. D ’ATH J.F. (1990) He has returned from UK, as well as being in a family partner­ H EG N E Y T.A.M . (1988) Tara has gradu­ Canada and is reading Philosophy at ship which provides Agri-business ated BSc in Nutrition and Dietetics at

70 Robert Gordon University. Brian Raine's Farewell Rugby Dinner. teaching English in Germany. HELY P.W. (1988) He has taken his M A LEE C.L.H. (1981) Christine has complet­ M IT C H E L L J.S. (1943) He took part in in Geography at Aberdeen University. ed her DPhil and is living in New the celebrations for the 350th HOLST M.J. (1985) He is married and is Zealand. Anniversary of Fenwick Parish Church, living in Cambridge, where he is com ­ LEE P.S.H. (1980) He is still living in the graveyard of which is famous for the pleting his PhD and doing some lecturing Paisley enjoying the joys of parenthood! graves of four ‘Fenwick Covenanters'. in the Faculty of Engineering. LEW IS R.T. (1974) He was married recently. As a result of the National Covenants of HOLST P.J. (1987) He is President of the LIGHTBODY M.W.(1982) Congratula­ 1638 and 1641 the Cameronians (Scottish Edinburgh University Parachuting Club tions to Martin and his father that the Rifles) was formed to guard the and he jumps most weekends in family firm Lightbody of Hamilton was Covenanters' illegal outside worship. On Newcastle. For those in the know he has the Scottish winner of the Daily Express/ this occasion, as through history, a graduated to a square parachute. William Grant & Sons Family Business Cameronian Officer and six men, uni­ HOUSTON C.J.E. (1980) He announced of the Year Awards. They are still spe­ formed and armed, carried out their his engagement to Sarah Louise Lambert cialising in Celebration Cakes. duties and reported to the Minister: ‘‘Sir, of Geneva on 21st January 1993. We L IM H-P. (1991) He is reading Chemical there are no enemy in sight. The service have no note of his address (which was Engineering at Washington University in may proceed.” not in The Times notice!), so if anyone St Louis, Missouri. MURRAY G.S. (1943) He and his family knows it, please send it to the LOGAN J.W.J. (1982) He works for Rolls farm 6,000 acres in Albany, Western Headmaster’s Secretary at School. Royce and at present is in Moscow as the Australia, with 8,000 sheep and 1,200 HOUSTON LA. (1967) He is a Director of project leader for the aero-engine link-up cattle. Anyone going out from Charterhouse Bank Limited. It was very with Tupolev. Strathallan would be most welcome to nice to see him at the London Dinner. LOGAN R.M.R. (1984) He is married and visit them. JONES I.O. (1959) Congratulations on living in Glasgow. NICOLSON K.L. (1992) Katie is studying Ouayle Munro’s going public on the LOW F.G.L. (1992) Frances is studying Medicine at St Andrew’s University. Stock Exchange. Product Design at Strathclyde University. ORR D.E. (1985) He is living in Clayton. KEAN J. (1987) He has graduated M A in MACKIE J.G. (1937) He thought the Victoria. After leaving School he studied Geography and International Relations at School might like to know that his essay voice and singing in the Hong Kong St Andrew’s University. “The Social Effects of the Four Day Academy for Performing Arts, then he KEIGHLEY J.T. (1940) He was crewing Work Week” is recommended reading, as went to Australia where he took his BA on the 145ft Brigantine Soren Larsen on a work of reference, in several insitutions at M oriash U niversity, M elbourne, in a pre-tail ships race in June, so was very in Canada. He is now living in the Politics and History. He then graduated sad to miss the pre-1945 Lunch. Bahamas. in Law and is commencing his articles (Anyone needing a 70-year old crewman, MACKINLAY M.H. (1990) Mary is tak­ with Moores, Barristers and Solicitors, please get in touch.) ing a H N D in Business and Finance, spe­ Melbourne. He keeps up his singing as a KERR T.A. (1952) He is working in cialising in Travel and Tourism, at High backing vocalist and has made several Singapore with AGF, a large French Wycombe. recordings. There is a warm welcome Insurer, after sixteen years in Hong Kong MACLEOD D. (1967) He is Education awaiting Strathallians, especially and seventeen in Africa. correspondent for The Guardian. Nicolites! K H A ZA K A L. (1990) A very pretty pic­ MACLEOD R.N. (1975) He is an Army PETERS S.R.S. (1989) He has graduated ture of Liza was published in The Times Chaplain at present serving with the BEng in Electrical and Mechanical on 28th September 1992, as the youngest Royal Highland Fusiliers in Germany. Engineering at Edinburgh University student at the Prince of Wales’ new MACMILLAN A.G. (1966) May we add with an upper second. Institute of Architecture in Regent’s our congratulations to him on his excel­ PETERSON D.P. (1989) He is continuing Park. lent direction of Taggart and other pro­ his singing training and it will surprise KINDER G.L.H. (1978) His gallery and grammes on BBC Television. those who were in his French set with framing business in New Lanark contin­ MAIN C.M. (1988) He has graduated him that he is learning French, German ues to prosper. BEng with a 2i in Production Design and Italian! KIRKLAND R.L. He has returned from and Manufacture at Loughborough PATERSON M .D.L. (1988) He has gradu­ Kenya and at present is serving at University. ated BLE in Land Economy at Aberdeen Catterick. He has been transferred from MARSHALL A.G. (1973) A daughter, University and is now working with the Royal Engineers to the Green Katy, was born on 12th September 1992. Standard Life in Edinburgh. Howards. Congratulations first on his MARSHALL A.J.K.(1990) He played the PATERSON R.W. (1986) He has been selection for promotion to Lieutenant- pipes in Edinburgh Military Tattoo as a administering a Christian Outreach Colonel, and secondly on the birth o f a member of the Aberdeen University Medical Project deep in the Sudanese daughter in 1991. O.T.C. desert. KITE R. (1981) Rhona graduated B.Sc. in M c C R A C K E N E.C. (1943) He is Vice- PAW SON T.J. (1986) He has been teach­ Psychology at Aberdeen University and President, Medical Services at Parkwood ing P.E. at Glasgow Academy, but has then went on a graduate Enterprise Course Hospital, London, Ontario, Canada. just moved to Albi, France, where he will at Stirling University; she set up her own McINTYRE J.O. (1969) He is Research be taking Rugby and P.E. business in Aberdeen before transferring Associate Professor at Vanderbilt P O W R IE R.A.D. (1974) He is working for to London. In 1987 she returned to University, Nashville, USA, in the Merrill Lynch in Hong Kong. Scotland as Assistant Governor of Perth Department of Molecular Biology. He is PRATT A.J.H. (1983) He has been Prison and was then posted to Shotts married with four children. appointed as Managing Editor for the Prison and had a year’s secondment in the McLEAN L. (1982) Lyn (Belch) is still newspaper The Record in St Augustine, Northern Ireland Prison Service. Now she living in Madrid. By now there should be U.S.A. After St Andrews he went to is on the staff of the Prison Service two wee McLeans. America where he studied Journalism at College, Falkirk. She says she has sadly M E A R N S E.S. (1984) Elspelh has gained the University of Georgia. He has been a lost touch with most of her Strathallan her M A in H um an G e o g rap h y at reporter with The Record up to the time colleagues - quite a relief to hear, consid­ Aberdeen University. of his promotion. He recently took part ering her chosen profession! MELVILLE W.B. (1966) He is still living in a six-week programme in a Rotary KNOX K.W. (1978) He is married and in Randburg, South Africa, and is a International foreign exchange to farms at Newtonmore. Divisional Printing Services Manager. Argentina and Uruguay. KNOX R.K. (1984) He is also married and He is also busy with Scouting, being the RANDALL A.M. (1983) II habite is in Nigeria. local group Scouter. He has a son of sev­ Bruxelles depuis deux ans et demie et il KNOX S.B. (1976) He also is married and enteen and a daughter of fifteen. travaille chez Philip Morris Corporation farms at Alyth. He thoroughly enjoyed MITCHELL J.F. (1990) He has been Services Inc. (il nous a ecrit en frangais.)

71 ROBERT SON A.M . (1987) He has gradu­ University. with the Durban Radio Club, South ated LLB, with a 2i, at Edinburgh SURI R. (1983) He works for Davies, Africa. He is establishing a radio link University. Ward and Beck, Barristers and Solicitors, with Strathallan. Anyone interested in R O B ERT SO N I. R. (1978) He is at pre­ in Toronto. joining a worldwide Strathallian network sent in Indonesia. TETHER R.M. (1989) He has graduated please contact him or Trevor Goody at ROBERTSON T A G. (1923) He has BSc, with a 2i in Politics and Strathallan. Full details are elsewhere in moved a lot over the last 60 years but is International Relations, at the University the magazine. now living in Broomhill Gardens, of Southampton. W IL L IA M S R.H. (1986) After six years in Newton Mearns. THAW N.E.H. (1986) Nicola was married Jersey he has moved to Dubai, where he ROSS M. (1979) He is living and painting to Neil Porter in Glenalmond Chapel on is a Financial Services A dvisor at the in Southern Spain. 31st July 1993. Lloyds Bank Middle East Sales Centre. RUSSELL P.D. (1981) He is now THOM W.M. (1954) He is working for He has recently announced his engage­ Research Director and No. 2 for S.G. Caledonian Developments Inc. in ment to Anita Flynn of Aintree, Warburg in Singapore. Houston, Texas. Liverpool. SHANNON D. (1946) He has taken a TSENG L.S. (1966) He lives in Durham, W IL L IA M S O N R.G. (1988) He has grad­ teaching post in the Veterinary Faculty, U.S.A. and is now a U.S. citizen. He uated BSc in Building Surveying at Makerere University, Kampala, Uganda. gained a BSEE from Duke University in Robert Gordon University. Before that he was Veterinary Consultant 1970. Ten years ago he started his own W ILS O N I.J. (1990) He has graduated BA to the Edinburgh Zoo and Chairman of company, Tseng Information Systems Inc., in Archaeology from the University of the Christian Fellowship of Healing which specialises in the production of York. (Scotland). books and journals for American University WOOD J.W. (1987) He is currently at SHARPE A.R. (1966) We would specially presses. Boston University, U.S.A. like to congratulate him on his perfor­ W A T SO N D.J. (1980) He is working for YELLOWLEES M.J. (1978) Congratu­ mance in The Britoil Affair, shown on Knight, Frank and Rutley in Gaborone, lations Mike! He has graduated LLB at STV on 6th November 1992 when it was Botswana. Edinburgh University. one of The Times' CHOICE programmes. W AT SON L.W . (1985) He is still working Y O U N G G.D. (1989) He has been getting SINCLAIR R.M. (1984) He graduated a for Moray Firth Mailings. farming experience in Australia. long time ago in Engineering at W AT SON P.C.G. (1982) He is still in the Y O U N G E R I.J. (1986) He has graduated Cambridge, and then took his Master's in Navy and they now have a little daughter, at Edinburgh University with a M A in Industrial Design at Cranfield Institute. Emma. Philosophy and Politics. He worked for Texas Instruments for two W ESTON L.M. (1992) Louise has been in years in the South of France, travelled in Romania helping at a hospital for East and Central Africa and then joined orphans. PLEASE SEND NEWS OF YOURSELF an American software company just out­ WHEATLEY J.R.W.(1926) He is now liv­ AND ANY OTHER STRATHALLIANS side Watford. But now it is back to the ing at 83 West End Lane, Pinner, FOR INCLUSION IN THE NEXT sun, as he is setting up a computer centre Middlesex. If anyone could give him any MAGAZINE TO: THE EDITOR. THE for the Western European Union who information about his school contempo­ STRATHALLIAN MAGAZINE, AT THE have a satellite imaging centre in Madrid. rary Brydon Scott he would be most SCHOOL. STEELE T.A. (1991) He has announced grateful to receive it. his engagement to Pauline Scott. WHITTON D.J. (1941) He is a fully quali­ Changes of Address: Please send any STRINGER M. (1988) He has graduated fied Radio Amateur Operator, with a change of address to The Headmaster's BSc in Astrophysics at Edinburgh Communications Radio Station licence Secretary at Strathallan.

CALLING ALL STRATHALLIANS, EVERYWHERE

Radio Communications Link Strathallan (Scotlandl/Durban (South Africa) • or W ORLDW IDE. Anyone interested in joining a worldwide Strathallian network should contact either Trevor Goody at Strathallan or David Whitton in Durban. RADIO Relative Information: If you are interested, willing and able to David Whitton ZS5DJW QTH On the coast 30 kms south of Durban. Target Club in S.A. Durban Radio Club ZS5D QTH On the N3 freeway 6 kms south of Durban. be a part of a Strathallian amateur commu­ Parent National Body South African Radio League. QTH Pretoria. nications radio worldwide network, please Frequencies HF drop a line to David Whitton, 66 Elgro, Mode A IA (CW ) or J3E (SSB) Worlds View Road, Doonside, Natal 4126, Power Output 100 watts South Africa, or For the Attention of The Skeds To be established Chairman, Amateur Radio Club, Strathallan QSL Available School. Strathallan Radio Amateur Club GSOPSS The rules will be those of the Trevor Goody G M 0M X Z International Amateur Radio Union and a Addresses: Trevor Goody proficiency with the Morse code at 15 David J Whitton Strathallan School words per minute is essential. 60 Elgro,Worlds View Road Forgandenny Contact with pupils at the School using Doonside Perth GSOPSS can be arranged with GMOMXZ Natal 4126 PH2 9EG Scotland supervising, but these contacts - at the South Africa Tel: (Home) (0738) 812479 moment - can only be on ‘phone. Tel: (031) 903 7482 (School) (0748) 812546

72 STRATHALLIAN ACTIVITIES

thy winners as they played some fine sev­ 44 Irvine Road, Kilmaurs, Ayrshire, KA3 SEVENS ens throughout the day. 2RL (Tel: Home 0592 266451) On 2nd May 1993 twelve playing mem­ Thanks are due to the University for their bers, and numerous supporters from the hospitality over the weekend, and to the SKI-ING classes of ‘89, ‘90 and ‘91, assembled in St Club and Club President for their help in Andrew's to form the first ever (officially assembling the squad. So far outings number one and two have acknowledged) Strathallian Club Sevens A.C.Cook been no show, no snow! However, third Squad. The players were Messrs H. time lucky ... Anyone interested in getting a Blanche, C. Clark, J. d'Ath, S. Gibb, D. GOLF ski section off the ground should contact Hamish Steedman, Woodlands, 6 High Logan. D. Mackay, E. Parker, F. Rea, A. The match v the Old Boys is scheduled to Buckstone, Fairmilehead, Edinburgh, EH 10 Sinclair, D. Smart, S. Walker and C. Cook, be played on September 19th at Panmure. 6XS (Tel: 031 445 5536) and the squad participated in the annual St The secretary o f the O.S. Golfing Society is Andrew’s University 7-a-side Tournament. Hamish Macfarlane of 9, Craigelvan Grove, Toby Christie, also from the class o f ‘89, Condorrat, Cumbernauld, Glasgow, G76 was the University’s Tournament 4KU (0236 738 281) and he would be very Chairman, so there was a fair presence pleased to hear from any recent leavers from the Club in the Royal Burgh on the interested in playing for the Strathallian GIFTS day. G olf Club. Fixtures have been arranged for The following generous giftts have Some of the team had made a weekend matches at Elie, Bruntsfield, Prestwick, been received by the school: of the event by successfully representing Royal Burgess, in addition to the match at — a handsome external clock-face the Club at the University’s Kate Kennedy Panmure against the school! bearing Roman numerals now graces Club Ball on the night preceding the the front courtyard. It was presented by Tournament, and on the day the Club’s Mrs Gillanders in memory of her hus­ sevens, though played with passion and ANGLING band Neil, Old Strathallian and former distinguished in its own right, was not of Chairman of Governors. quite a high enough standard to bring home The Angling Section is looking for new — a new aerial photograph o f the any silverware. recruits. All those interested should contact school, now displayed and lit in the the Secretary: Alistair Biggart, c/o Erdman Unfortunately, Hamish Blanche ended front hall, (see copy on page 7) was pre­ Lewis, 19 Blythswood Square, Glasgow G2 up in Dundee Royal Infirmary overnight sented by Alastair M. Nicol, Old (Tel: 041 307 6666) with a badly dislocated shoulder, and Dave Strathallian and former Chairman of Smart had to follow him there for treatment Governors. to a chest injury! Team spirit, however, CURLING — £500 to fund a prize for mather- was not dampened and the evening’s cele­ matics, presented by Robert Rankin. brations were enjoyed by all. The Curling Section is also looking for — £500 to form a travel fund, pre­ The Tournament champions, in the new members. They had a full programme sented by N. Guthrie Reid, Old event, were the Old Lorettonians, and it of fixtures. All those interested should con­ Strathallian and former Governor. was sportingly agreed that they were wor­ tact the Secretary: Robin Turner, Roseland,

GUTHRIE REID TRAVELLING SCHOLARSHIP

The first award of the Guthrie Reid (Labrador owners at Brae of Auchendrane Vertebrates, including bat-netting and Travelling Scholarship was made to should take note!) reptile-capturing! Rosamund Peters who left School in 1992. She had the chance too to visit the beau­ Rosamund thoroughly enjoyed the expe­ As part of her 'year out’ she was selected to tiful city of Hanoi. She found no enmity or rience and the expedition produced a most join an expedition to Vietnam as a research resentment towards people from Western worthwhile report. Frontier is continuing assistant with Frontier, which is a charita­ countries, for especially in the north of the its work in other National Parks in ble society, established to implement country the Vietnamese have a tradition of Vietnam, which desperately need interna­ research and conservation projects that are hospitality and friendliness, and also a very tional funding. developed in collaboration with national strong scientific tradition, developed over Each member o f the expedition had to research. In this case the aim of the expe­ many centuries of cultural exchange with fund themselves and Rosamund was most dition was to produce a scientific report to China, absorbing the Confucian respect for grateful for help from the Scholarship. She turn Tam Dao Nature Reserve in North scholarship and wisdom. says: 'I would like to thank Strathallan Vietnam into a National Park and also to The expedition carried out three main very much again for the donation from the produce a forest management plan. surveys: Guthrie Reid Scholarship Fund, which There were fifteen members of the expe­ Vegetation - including measuring every enabled me to take part in this unforget­ dition who camped in derelict buildings in tree over 10cm in diameter in a particular table expedition.’ the Tam Dao forest, cooking on an open plot - quite a task in a tropical forest! fire. Rosamund is now very creative with Diptera, Cleoptera, Dichtyoptera, She has produced a more technical report rice, rice and rice flavoured sometimes, so Hempitera et al: i.e. finding all the really than this summary, a copy of which is in she tells us, w ith chicken, pork or dog. nasty insects and creepy-crawlies! the School Biology Department.

73 STRATHALLIAN CLUB CONTACTS ABROAD The following Strathallians have agreed to be representatives of the Club abroad, and will happily help any Strathallians planning to visit their part of the world.

Australia: Iain S. Gray (1961) Iona House, 30 Yarranabbe Road, Darling Point, NSW 2029 Eric W. Hamilton (1979) 1 Airdrie Corner, Kinross 6028, Perth, W.Australia. John A. McArthur (1970) 10 Jenolan Close, Hornsby Heights, NSW 2077 Gordon Reynolds (1980) 18 Letitia Street, Katoomba, 2780. Botswana: David J. Watson (1980) P.O. Box 655, Gabarone. Canada: Ian D. Lewis (1970) 420 Coach Light Bay SW , Calgary, Alberta T3H 1Z2 Tel: 403 246 6121 Stephen W. Geddes (1987) 100 Lamont Boulevard, Winnipeg, Manitoba R3P 0E6 Rahul Suri (1983) 942 Logan Avenue, Toronto, Ontario M4K 3E4 Hong Kong: Roderick A. D. Powrie (1974) Merill Lynch (Asia Pacific), 15 Floor, St George’s Buildings, 2 Ice House Street, Hong Kong. New Zealand: lain S. Cree (1961) Omaha Flats Road, RD6, Warkworth, North Island. Robin A. Taylor (1965) 35 Chambers Street, Havelock North. Singapore: Thomas A. Kerr (1952) 82 Grange Road, Les Colonnades, Singapore 1024. Patrick D. Russell (1981) 24 Bukit Chernin Road, Singapore 0410. Tel: Work 2243001. Fax 2250669. South Africa: Michael I. Dawson (1964) 459 Currie Road, Durban 4001. William B. Melville (1966) 72 Catherine Road, Fontainebleau, Randburg 2194. Tommy R. Taylor (1961) 9 Uve Road, Kloof, Natal. U.S.A.: John Brough (1956) 29142 Dean Street, Laguna Niguel, C A 92677. Tel: 714 495 3376. Fax: 714 495 2004. Michael J. Dobbie(1983) Work: 5493 Goshen Springs Road, Norcross, Georgia 30093. Tel: 404 717 8267. Fax: 404 717 3363. Richard H. Lester (1978) 5450 Sterling Way, Lake Oswego, Oregon 97035. Walter G. McFarlane (1978) 931 Shattuck Lane, Schaumburg, Illinois, 60194. Tel: 708 885 3367 Work: 708 428 7171. David E. Uprichard (1984) 30 Ivy Hill Road, Chappaqua, New York 10514. Tel: 914 241 1283. R. Gary Walker (1978) 3203 Blackhawk Meadow Drive, Danville, CA 94506.

OBITUARIES BRYCE A. B. (1927): on 9th July M cK EN ZIE N. D. (1969): after a long (Perth) Limited. He was captured at St 1992, aged 81. He lived in illness in July 1993. Like his father, Valery with the 51st Highland Burntisland. Norman, he farmed in the Bridge of Division and spent five years as a pris­ DRUMMOND N. S. (1970): on Earn area. He will be remembered at oner of War. He was one of Perth's Christmas Eve 1992. He lived in School as an outstanding cricketer best known and most respected busi­ London. His funeral at All Saints’, though he was a keen and talented nessmen. Fulham, was attended by over 250 sportsman in many games. He played It was with great sadness that we heard mourners. for the Strathallian XI and for the of the sudden death of DUNCAN FLEMING J. L. (1931): in January Occasionals many times. Our deepest McCALLUM, Headmaster of 1993. He was a General Practitioner sympathy goes to Joanna and their two Strathallan from 1970-1975. in Spring in Markinch. young sons and to the rest of his fami­ 1993. Our deepest sympathy goes to LUSK J. (1921): he lived in Alloway, ly- Rosemary and their sons. An appreci­ Ayr, and was the first of three genera­ O G IL V IE N. (1925): in May 1992. ation w ill be found elsewhere in the tions of Strathallians. He was a tower He lived in West Ferry, Dundee. magazine. of strength to Mr Riley in the early RAE W. W. (1928): in 1991. He was days o f the School and the Club. a retired Lieutenant-Colonel and lived Those who were at School in the late M A RT IN S. H. (1926): on 27th June in Meigle. 60’s will be sorry to hear of the death 1993. He read medicine at Edinburgh THOMSON D. K. (1927): on 27th of the REVEREND IAN R. N. University and had a long and busy December 1992. He was a well MILLER who was School Chaplain career as a General Practitioner in the known Lord Provost and Freeman of until 1970. Our sympathy goes to his Midlands. Perth and Chairman of Peter Thomson widow, Jessie, and their family.

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