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C h a irm a n : Professor A. J. Kennedy, MA, Ph.D. (University of Professor J. W. Parsons, B.Sc., Ph.D. (University of J. W. Dinsmore, f r ic s G lasgow ) A berdeen)

A. A. Arneil, f r i c s Professor J. L. King, m a . Ph.D.. f i m a R. S. Peters, m a J. J. Blanche, c a A. Logan, Esq. E. G. M. Targowski, QC A. S. Cook, Esq. Professor G. S. Lowden, m .a ., l l .b ., c a Mrs K. M. Walker

Professor P. Gifford (University of St Andrews) His Honour Judge J. McKee, QC. r d Dr A. P. D. Wilkinson, m d . BSc. m b . ChB J. Hunter, Esq. W. A. McMillan, b l Bursar and Clerk to the Governors: I. Q. Jones, m a , l l .b , w s A. M. Nicol, Esq. W. A. Bullard, a c t s ., m b i m Mrs A. Laing Staff HEADMASTER C. D. Pighills. MA (Cantab)

TEACHING STAFF SUBJECT A. R. Ball, BA. (New England, Australia) English D. J. Barnes, BSc. (Loughborough) Geography/Maths Housemaster Ruthven P. Belwood, B.Ed. (Wolverhampton) Designer echnology G. A. Bolton, BA., MSc. (Leeds) Chemistry/Music Head of Department J. L. Broadfoot, BA. (Leeds) English Head of Department J. S. BurgeSS, BSc. (Manchester) Mathematics J. F. Clayton, BA. (Leicester) French Administrative Secretary C. N. Court, BEd., M.Phil (Stirling) English Housemaster Freeland P. J. Crosfield, BA. (Durham) French/Spanish N. T. H. Du Boulay, BA. (Warwick) H istory Housemaster Simpson Mrs C. A. C. Duncan, m a . (Edinburgh) French/Russian A. L. K. D utton, Cert.Ed. (St John's. York) Jnr. Chemistry/Physics P. J. Elliott, BSc. (Manchester), MSc. (Dundee) Design/Technology Head of Department Miss E. A. England, BA. (O xon) G eography J. N. Ford, BSc (London) Biology Housemaster Nicol D. R. G iles, BA. (Warwick) Mathematics/PE K. G lim m , MA. (Berlin/Kiel/Edinburgh) French/German T. S. Goody, BSc (Durham) Mathematics Head of Department P. R. A. Green, MA (Edinburgh) G eography P. J. S. Keir, BEd (College of St Paul & M ary) English/P.E. I. J. K eith, BEd (Dundee College Education) English G . KjtSOn, BSc (Aberdeen) Mathematics Rev. T. G. Longmuir, m a (Oxon). BEd D ivinity C haplain T. J. MacLeod, DA (Aberdeen) Art Head of Department C. A. Mayes, BA (Essex) Econ/Business Studies A. Murray, MA (Glasgow) English Miss L. H. Neale, MA (Edinburgh) History/Music A. M. Pearson, M A (O xon) Chem istry Director of Studies A. N. Phillips, BEd (Leeds) Design/T echnology R. J. W. Proctor, MA (St Andrews) History Senior Master B. Raine, BA (Durham) History D. J. Ralfs, BSc (Nottingham) Mathematics F. N. Reed, BA (Reading), GRSM, ARCO, LRAM M usic Head of Department Miss M. Rodgers, BA (Stirling) French G . R. ROSS, BSc, MSc (Nottingham) Biology/Computers Miss L. J. Smith, BEd BA (Dep/Opcn) P.E. Housemistress Thornbank N. Sm ith, BSc, MA (London) Econ/Business Studies Head of Department D. R. Sneddon, BSc (Strathclyde) Mathematics A. C. W. Streatfeild-James, m a (O xon) French/German Housemaster Woodlands P. R. Sum m crsgill, M A (O xon) Physics Head of Department J. K. Taylor, BSc (London) Physics A. Thomson, BA (Aberystwyth) English/Philosophy Housemaster Riley A. M. Tod, PhD (Edin), BA (Oxon) H istory Head of Department P. Todd, BA (Cantab) Physics P. M. Vallot, BSc (Napier) Biology C. N. Walker, BSc (Aberdeen) Biology Head of Department R. N. W allace, MA (Birmingham) Design/Technology A. J. H. Wands, MA (St Andrews) G eography Head of Department Mrs J. Watson, BA (Leeds) French/Russian Head of Department D. A. R. Williams, MA (Cantab) C areers M. Wilson, r n Design/Technology

PART-TIME TEACHING STAFF Mrs E. Adam, BA (Dublin) English Mrs D. Hunter, d a (Edinburgh) Art Mrs D. J. Balnavcs, m a (Edinburgh) Geography/English Mrs L. J. Inncs, BSc (Aberdeen) Science Mrs E. D. Buchan (Jordanhill) Games Mrs S. Lamont, (Dunfermline) (iam es Mrs E. Cairns, DA (Edinburgh) Art Mrs K. I. Maltman, m a (Aberdeen) French Mrs A. Croft, MA (Dundee) Business Studies Mrs I. I. McFarlane, m a (Edinburgh) English Mrs J. Forbes, MA (Aberdeen) English M rs F. N. N inham , BA (St Andrews) Mathematics Mrs E. Hamilton, MA (Aberdeen) Chemistry Mrs H. C. K. Segauld G am es

Medical Officer A. Forsyth, m b . c m D .o b st m r c g p r co g School Authority

Academic Year 1991/92 Academic Year 1992/93

Captain of School Captain of School A. M. G. Burrell C. S. Nicol

Head of Freeland H. M. Lochore Head of Freeland A. S. Doodson Head of Nicol N. P. Buckley Head of Nicol P. G. Ainsworth Head of Ruthven G. R. Maclellan Head of Ruthven P. J. Ferguson Head of Simpson J. A. Leiper Head of Simpson A. R. McNamara Head of Thornbank L. S. Grant Head of Thornbank E. F. Smart Head of Woodlands F. M. Clayton Head of Woodlands P. M. Lockhart

School Prefects School Prefects P. Aitken, E. D. Anderson, F. M. M. Hutchison, R. G. J. Johnston, S. Blackstock, N. A. Gray, T. M. Hughes, C. R. Mackay, M. S. R. Tench, C. L. Tomlin, J. A. Tornos, A. F. C. Wood. R. Mitchell, A. Mitchell, R. C. Obineche, P. Raper.

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RILEY HOUSE J. Wands, R. E. Wands, C. Reid, P. J. Gilbert, R. A. Gove, G. J. Greenwood, A. C. J. Breaden, J. 1. Caird, J. R. Common, Watson, J. Frier. 1. D. G rieve, J. H. H epw orth, A. R. T. A. Gemmill, M. J. Harington, S. J. Kettle, G. M. Kettle, S. C. Mitchell, R. M. Harvey, L. Higgins, A. D. Macmillan, E. NICOL HOUSE Sim, D. R. Smith, M. A. Smith, C. A. C. Matheson, D. Mirander, C. Narchi, J. D. W. Burns, A. K. Senior, A. D. Stevens, S. Gerber. A. Paterson, ( ’. A. Southcott, I). Tewson, P. A. Todd, N. E. Winsey, P. C. Stevenson, C. I. A. Stew art, A. E. J. Seymour, J. Figuerola, P. G. F. Haenle, THORNBANK HOUSE Stringer, A. M. Wallace, H. Crump, A. N. D. Shepherd. G. C. Anderson, F. C. Bethune, A. M. G. Thwaites. G. P. Anczak, C. L. Bradley, Bradley, S. J. C. Caird, R. L. Clegg, D. B. S. D. Buchan, J. E. C am eron, A. L. RUTHVEN HOUSE Mason, H. E. Nesbitt, K. E. Walker, G. P. Carswell, I). F. Crosthwaite, J. C. J. R. Cessford, A. Choudry, K. Diana-Oli, Wallace, E. K. Cathcart, K. Palmer, S. E. Hepworth, A. M. Illingworth, R. I. Jones, N. S. Fowler, C. I. A. High, P. C. Price, Stew art, J. F. M. Inglis, J. P. Mair, T. F. Latter, D. J. A. P. McReadie, J. C. J. Roberts, A. C. M. Thompson, G. J. K.Willmen. M cLardy, S. D. M cM illan, C. J. Tyldesley, D. Culliford, G. I. M. Duncan, M cM urtrie, J. J. M. Perry, E. L. F. Syme, D. Blaimer, R. M. Griffiths, T. WOODLANDS HOUSE Readman, S. A. B. Rider, M. A. S. Smith, G. K. Kloubert, R. Moffat, W. W. L. L. H. M. Allison, K. E. Butler, K. J. k. A. S. Young. Tang, R. A. D. Williams, C. P. E. Crump. Combe, E. S. J. Galt, K. A. Glimm, L. J. Graham-Campbell, J. E. Littleford, J. S. FREELAND HOUSE SIMPSON HOUSE Malcolm, H. F. Miller, K. L. Miller, S. L. K. P. Eadie, M. S. Elder, S. C. Scales, C. E. J. Adam, R. S. Clarke, D. M. B. J. Prentice, E. A. Watson.

EDITORIAL “A chance to comment on the under changed but the story remains the same. has not made much difference: apart from currents, the mood of the school”, smiled It is therefore a consolation to glance the little extra privacy and being locked Mrs Adam ducking off into the dinner over a few previous editorials and realize up every night, things go on the same as queue, and I smiled innocently back. I’m that they highlight this consistency as ever. No doubt this is a relief for the not, however, smiling now. well as anything. In issue after issue they architects who have preserved a human The trouble is the apparent lack of an nestle inside the front cover, sheepishly factor amongst the bricks and cement. No event or a subject that stands out as admitting their failure to find anything doubt, too, it is healthy for those in unique and says someting specific about different or significant to write about. charge of the school, consistency indicat this year. The sort of thing that teeth That this year should fit the pattern so ing that energies arc being as effectively could be sunk into and from which would well is still a little surprising. There have, channelled as ever. An added bonus is be drawn out some penetrating observa after all, been major and obvious changes that most people continue to appear quite tion. There has been plenty of activity — — the accommodation programme has at content — apart from the writers of edito both academic and sporting — and 'The last been completed, everyone now has a rials! Strathallian’ will give a pretty compre study bedroom. The threat to something GORDON WATT hensive picture of this sort of thing. It that might be called house-spirit arrived at An alternative perspective of the year will, however, all be very much the same least in theory. If such a thing ever exist is offered on page 63 by Claire Tomlin in as the year before — the names have ed the year has shown that the changeover "Last Words".

3 STAFF NOTES To reader and writer alike I suspect that time to breathe fresh air into our drama as a mature graduate in the subject, has “Staff Notes” arouse a mixture of feel department and we must not forget — come via industry. ings. On the one hand we are saying they won’t — the active part he played in Mr Pengelley came as Head of History goodbye to colleagues with whom we Riley’s rugby and cricket. The girls at departm ent in ’85 and is leaving to have worked and lived for a number of Moreton Hall will certainly have a partici become Senior Master at Rossall. Not years, and in certain cases for a good pating Headmaster. Mr Alan Ball who only has Mr Pengelley successfully many years; this inevitably brings a succeeds Mr Forster in the English depar- steered the department through the multi twinge of sadness. At the same time we ment has the distinction of being appoint tude of changes that have affected the are awaiting their successors with some ed without ever visiting the School; it approach to teaching History at both A- excitement and perhaps, naturally, a little seemed a very long way from Australia level and GCSE but he has been fully apprehension. Amongst our leavers this and after all he had had a brief introduc committed to rugby, athletics. House year we have a number who have filled tion to the School when the School toured Tutoring and for a time acted as President senior positions with such distinction that his country a few years ago. of the Common Room. Dr Andrew Tod, their services have been sought else Mr Pcngelley’s replacement, is no where, a com plim ent to them and to Mr Elliot, who does not actually leave stranger to Strathallan having brought Strathallan. To all those families leaving: until January ’93 after eight years at the numerous hockey sides here in the past “thank you” and to everyone, whether School, came to Strathallan to set the from Stewarts Melville, Edinburgh. leaving or about to arrive, all happiness in scene for the development of the new Mr Stewart leaves the Physics depart the new life ahead. CDT department. His advice, energy and ment after five years to join Glasgow commitment have established this depart Academy, his old School. His position as Mr Forster came as Head of English in ment as one of the foremost in the UK Head of Department is taken by Mr Paul 1983 and had the daunting task of mod and it is no wonder that Jordanhill Summersgill and Mr Paul Todd is the ernising a department to meet the many College want him to teach teachers to new member of staff having left research changes that were happening as the result teach. Mr Clive Mockford is leaving a into astrophysics at the Cavendish for the of government legislation. In ’86 when similar post at Sunderland University to more down to earth life as Schoolmaster, Mr and Mrs Williams retired from come back to the coal face having had his firstly at Slindon college and now with Woodlands, Mr Forster and his wife, appetite whetted by taking a sabbatical at us. Paula, were an obvious choice to oversee Gordonstoun. During the year Mr Mr Love leaves his position as its further development and expansion Wallace left to take up a Head of Assistant Director of Music, we think for which eventually enabled the creation of Departments position in London and has his old haunts in Ireland, and has proved Thornbank. Somehow Mr Forster found been replaced by Mr Peter Belwood who. irreplaceable.

Dr Andrew Tod. Mr Paul Todd. Prize Winners June 1992 The Smith Cup for Captain of School Aleck Burrell Geography Fiona Hutchison The Houston Prize for All Round Merit Edward Anderson French David Graham The Scanlon Cup for Merit (Girls) Clodagh Meiklejohn German Tracey Morton Dux Philip Laing Mathematics David Clark The William Tattersall Art Prize Ben Muir & Heather Dewar Chemistry David Clark The Robert Barr Memorial Prize for Music Richard Townhill Physics David Clark The Patrick Grandison Prize for Strings Claire Corrie Biology Lindsay Grant The Wilfred Hoarc Senior Reading Prize Heather Dewar Art Sophie Allen The Richard Moffat Prize for History Louise Weston Design & Technology Fiona Hutchison The David Bogie Prize for Economics Colin Macdonald Politics Tessa Dunlop The Lord Kincaig Prize for English Gordon Watt Maths/C'hemistry James Tornos Business Studies Claire Tomlin

4 SCHOOL PRIZES The Chairman’s Address at the pre isn’t mixing my metaphors too much! traits which are not inherited. They are sentation of prizes by Mrs Dinsmore in Each of our guests in their own way taught and acquired for life. A sense of the Music Room: had particular as well as general advice to caring, of thinking of others, of making One of the great attractions of having a give. efforts, of assuming responsibility, or fete every 5 years is that there is no For example: recognising and appreciating non-acade- Speech Day. We mustn’t become confused by what mic qualities such as grace and tender This, I have to admit, takes a cerain is beyond immediate understanding but ness, reliability and loyalty and sensitivi amount of strain off me and I am sure that should enjoy life for what it is now. ty- you boys and girls are absolutely delight This does not mean “live now, pay Finally, from all the Speech Days 1 ed. However, the down side is undoubted later”. have been at, “the message” I can remem ly arranging a suitable occasion on which ber most clearly, perhaps because it is We must discover our own limits, our to present the prizes and I hope you don’t simple, was delivered by a retired prep strengths and weaknesses and set our own feel cheated that you haven’t had one of school headmistress at a prep school the Good and the Great to give you yours priorities to reflect these. prizegiving. She described — very vivid tonight — that there isn’t a captain of We should be daring about our futures ly — two small children, standing at the industry, a leading academic or a high and not be hidebound by tradition. Life foot of an enormous flight of steps, ranking politician to hand on the benefits without change would be very dull. dithering about and yammering that they of their experiences in the School of Life. Sir Graham Hill, the then Principal of couldn’t possibly climb them and they So what, 1 asked myself, could I do to Strathclyde University, started by gravely could never get to the top. Their mother compensate the “Year of ’92” prizewin announcing that he was a serious sort of looked at them sternly and said “If you ners for not bringing them a grand public man. He admired, he said, the man who, don’t begin you’ll never know — so stop figure — a man — or woman — of dis when asked how he would like his hair staring up the steps, start stepping up the tinction. cut, replied, “In silence”. stairs”. Now I won’t make you all repeat What can I do or say that will stop that Sir Graham wasn’t sure about awarding that 10 times as she made us all do that glazed look (which 1 know so well from prizes for academic excellence at all and, day but it was excellent advice for those the speech day platform) spreading over interestingly, running through each of about to move on to another stage of their your faces? I thought — but only briefly these wise men’s words — and they are lives. “Stop staring up the steps, start — of singing.....but that would not have wise men — is that common thread: a stepping up the stairs.” been a success. general ambivalence to awarding prizes at You may also remember how fond I am Educationalists might suggest a differ all. Their reluctance stems from the view of the old proverb which likens life to two ent format — overhead projectors, slides, that “you are what you are”. We all inher sailing ships leaving harbour at the same flip charts. Equally they might say that it our various characteristics. Cleverness time — one goes east and the other west. this seating arrangement and this number is established at birth — whether it be It is the same wind that blows for both. of people — 1 would hesitate to call you a intelligence or an ability to run fast or to Which direction they go in depends on mixed ability group! — is only about 5% kick or hit a ball better than most. how they trim their sails to that wind. efficient — which would mean that only What is intelligence? One of the ques Boys and girls, even in these tricky times, 5% of you are listening to me — which tions in our scholarship entrance exami the wind of opportunity is always blow may well be just about right! nation this year was in two parts: ing. Your time at Strathallan should have Educationalists — the more traditional Q.l. What is a monetary policy? prepared you to use that wind of opportu perhaps — might also say that revision is Q.2. Give an example of one which has nity to its best advantage to further your the thing to get the message home. So failed. talents and ambitions. So — stop staring taking my cue from the Earth Summit in This proved too much for most of the up the steps and start stepping up the Rio and in the knowledge that we must candidates. Some said it was something stairs — and may God go with you.” conserve our resources at every opportu or other to do with the European W. DINSMORE nity, I intend to give you a distillation of Community and they had heard about it the combined wisdom and advice that we on the TV news but didn’t really know have had from the great and good over the what it was. last few years, with just a bit of Dinsmore Others gave up saying they hadn’t been thrown in. I can guarantee that there is no taught it and therefore it wasn’t their fault waste, every word is genuinely recycled they didn’t know about it. and has been used before. But one young man wrote: Sir Norman, now Lord, McFarlane My father gives me 50p a week pocket reckoned that if we all cleaned our shoes money — this is a monetary policy. we would (at least by implication) It isn’t enough — and this is an exam become Chairman of Guinness — I have ple of a monetary policy which has been polishing like mad ever since but failed! have remained merely a consumer. But My own view, for what it’s worth, is then he also said that success comes to all that it is absolutely appropriate to reward who have a thirst for it — so maybe I’m excellence. We do this — more or less — on the right lines after all. throughout life. It is a far from perfect Lord Fraser last year urged us to recog system and regrettably it is a far from per nise the importance of our parents — and fect world. But your prizes today have that’s a sentiment always worth repeating been won by developing and using the — at least in our household — whilst Sir talents that you have been given in a par Roger Young with a graphic analogy of ticular field. It will have demanded con the man who painstakingly planted tens siderable effort, application and determi of thousands of trees in a barren valley as nation and I congratulate you on your his life’s work, emphasised the need to achievements. lay sure foundations to be able to enjoy Equally, however, — or even more so later the fruits of one’s labours — if that — it is so important to develop character The Chairman of the Board of Governors.

5 THE FETE

By a substantial majority, pupils, acad and Ann’s Strathalliana and Bric-a-brac; Meanwhile, Craig and Carmel Young emic staff, parents and, indeed, Governors Greg’s Greenhouse; Louise’s books and a with Chefs Jim, David and Gordon and a rate going to and even helping out at a Mayes of bottles along with Alastair and small army of assistants, were barbecuers Fete a more popular pastime than Speech Andrew’s Wheel of Fortune and a forest of anything that Gordon Clark could pro Day. Even the organisers have emerged of balloons. vide, vendors of ice cream and purveyors from the last four relatively unscathed. Amongst the hardest worked on the day of Pump Room teas in the Music Room. All have sought retirement of one sort or were those catering for the various gastro Elsewhere folk were persuaded by another and none has had a second go but nomic appetites of our visitors. As usual Charles Court to cast flies; by Bill Bullard equally none is less sane than before. the bar, masterminded in a repeat — but to pot clays; by lan Keith to shoot air; by Planning starts euphorically a full year this time farewell — performance by Klaus Glimm to abseil the West Face of ahead with the booking dates and major Simon Pengelley was one of the first Old Ruthven and by Roy Sneddon to facilities, the recruitment of a core com facilities open and was certainly the last bounce in Euan Fraser’s castle — while mittee and the development of a broad to close as it catered also for the foot-sore Lesley Court and Julie Summersgill hap strategy. It is at this stage, however, that and weary from all other departments. pily, I’m told, creched children. one’s skills in the management of com Janet Watson’s “Cafe a l’Aubis” was a Jane Forbes exerted masterly control of munication are first tested. Too little and popular early venue for those whose the public address information service as too late invites the little man with the cravng for coffee and croissants overcame a squad of talented pupils showed them large spanner to attack the working parts; any hesitation at trying their French on selves clearly destined for careers as DJ’s, too much and too early brings a down the Riley waitresses. quizz-show hosts or station announcers. pour of conflicting advice and suggestion Alan Christie and Noel Smart had co Trevor Goody, a stalwart and enterpris from an army of Thomases, Richards and erced family and friends to help them run ing site manager, took on all sorts of tasks Harolds. a magnificently successful and highly from building stages and shifting tons of There is no doubt that it is in the last popular B u ck ’s Fizz, P im m ’s and furniture to keeping an eye on litter. weeks, days and hours that the mettle is Smoked Salmon rendez-vous. One of the real highlights of the day tested. W e’re in to the latter half of the last and busiest term: there are exams to set, invigilate and mark; there are reports to write and tours to prepare; the games programme reaches a frenzied peak and the troops are showing the first signs of demob happiness. Will the sideshow con struction be finished in time? Will there be enough prizes for the Tombola; bottles for the bottle stall and things to auction? Should I have ever agreed to do this? Is there a handy darkened room or enough in the kitty for a one-way ticket to Train Robbers’ Paradise? It is then as D-Day dawns that one realises that the most important decision of all was taken months ago: the selection of one’s helpers. The auction which brought the pro ceedings to a close — a remarkable pro fessional tour de force by Lindsay Burns — was in fact a double act. Brian Raine had spent hours on the telephone, energet ically assisted by the Headmaster, per suading any number of friends and con tacts to part with auctionable goods and services. Brian, 1 owe you one! The thousands of Golden Oscars, Fete Fliers and programmes which launched the Fete, all produced in-house to the highest standards, came by courtesy of Peter Keir, Lyn Smith and Mike Wilson. Paul Vallot and his enthusiastic side kick, David Giles, overcame some twitch- inducing last minute snags to stage an impressive array of sideshows — all built and manned by pupil power — to test, tease and taunt the skill of contestants. Meanwhile, a whole bevy of ladies, and at least half a dozen gentlemen, created in the main marquee, at Florence Proctor’s behest, a souk to rival anything between Port Said and Marrakech: Cosmo’s Grotshop; Eva’s Calorie Corner; Gillian and Jimmy Dinsmore’s Tombola; Helen Unexpected angles were achieved h\ Mr Giles.

6 Old friends and new.

Ice-creams and Roses. was the constant flow of top-class enter tainment. John Broadfoot, ultimately a major beneficiary of the Fete, and Adam Streatfeild-James, took charge of Entente Theatre productions whilst Nick Reed’s musicians were simply admirable — dance and jazz bands and a fiddle orches tra drew even greater crowds to the bar area whilst the harp in the ‘Pump Room' created the miracle of a genteel oasis amidst the hurly-burly. Graeme Longmuir and Bert Baron suc cessfully co-ordinated and controlled the talents not only of the School’s Pipe Band but also of the Old Strathallian Irregulars led by Gordon Wallace and Alan MacMillan. Other memories of the day: the sartori al dash of Proctor versus the swagger of Keir; (the aforementioned Proctor well in to next month’s salary and still bidding at the auction); small children in large vel cro suits hurling themselves at the barfly wall; Colin Walker peacefully sewing torn canvas 30 feet up in the marquee as the first visitors arrived; Elizabeth Adam patiently picking up their rubbish as they left. Finally, to all those who helped: thank you; to all those that I’ve forgotten to mention: sorry; to all those who missed it: you’ll have just one more chance this cen tury! Successful? If you enjoyed it, yes; from the point of view of the Theatre Fund, yes — to the tune of £20,927.58. J.F.C. The Cafe a I'Aubis look orders in frant;ais only!

7 THE LIFE OF RILEY

It is 7.00am M onday m orning. such as air rifle shooting (which is strictly Everyone lies asleep, having dreadful controlled to prevent pupils shooting one nightmares about the day ahead of them. another rather than the targets). There is Are we in prison? Are we in training for canoeing (which is strictly controlled to the Olympic Games? No, not quite. W e’re prevent pupils trying to drown each in Riley House, the junior boarding house other). There is also CDT (which is strict at Strathallan School. Suddenly our atten ly controlled to prevent loss of limbs by tion moves from our dreams to the electric saws etc). increasing crescendo of footsteps nearing At 7.15pm prep begins. During this we the door. Could it be a herd of elephants? all sit in a Riley classroom, each of us A stampede of buffaloes? No, it isn’t. It’s keeping as silent as possible. If one Matron! Everyone’s worst nightmares are makes a noise, one is very likely to get beginning to become reality — Matron into serious trouble. One must not leave refuses to leave the room until everyone the chair one is sitting on. One must not is out of bed and starting to get dressed. lift one’s pencil from the page one is writ This may seem quite sensible to you, but ing on. Breathing or blinking is normally as soon as she goes out of the door every allowed, however! one leaps straight back into bed again and After prep, which finishes at 8pm, we attempts to snatch a few more minutes of go back and get ready for bed. Wearing warmth. our slippers and dressing gowns we head There’s no chance of breakfast in bed to the kitchen for supper. This consists of at Strathallan. Oh no! At 7.30 we’re all Riley himself— Nicol, the Gnome. a big feast ..... 3 biscuits — and only 3 off to the dining hall which is at the fur biscuits. (Unless, of course, Matron hap thest removed corner of the school from to Glenshee when conditions permit, pens to turn her back for a moment and Riley. Everyone shuffles over there with although this isn’t a compulsory sport. then.....!) their ties seldom tied in the accepted man Hockey (also dangerous!) is played this We have to be in bed by 8.00pm and ner, their shirt tails and fronts waving in term, too. silent, reading a book at 8.45. After half the breeze and their shoes, although The sun comes out in the summer term an hour, the duty master comes in to meant to be black, ranging considerably when boys all over the school play crick switch off our lights. No noise is sup in colour depending on what encrusted et. This is a lot of people’s favourite sport posed to be made after this. As usual layers have been deposited upon them! but 1 can’t say I share their enthusiasm! 1 there’s absolutely no chance of us shut Do we stay like that all day long is the am truly sorry for Mr Forster and Mr ting up for ages! That’s the way we are question. No chance! The school prefect Murray who had to put up with me the and the masters all know it. on breakfast duty (who is slightly more whole term. All in all, although this may sound like awake than most of us) sorts us out before After games there is some free time hell to you, in fact it’s great fun and you too long. when we can relax for a while before could say we lead the Life of Riley! On a Monday, after breakfast, we are going to tea. Most people spend that time NICOL NICOLSON rewarded with the glorious fun of doing in the common room eating tuck. Then (1st Form ) laundry. Do they honestly let us wash our when we get to the dining hall we surpris own clothes — I hear you ask. Nope! All ingly find we’re not very hungry and we we have to do is bung our dirty washing wander back to Riley again. It’s quite NB This is the text of the speech with in a trolley and the clothes are taken to silly actually! After tea is activities time which Nicol won the under-seventeen Fishers’ Laundry in Fife. Easy, isn’t it? when there is always something for Public Speaking class at the Edinburgh Cleanliness is next to Godliness, they everyone to do. Many clubs take place, Competition Festival. say, and at 8.30am it is time for chapel. The service appears to last an hour but is actually about only a quarter of that time. It is taken by the Rev, as he’s most com monly known at school. At 9.00am the dreaded classes begin. These vary considerably depending on the day. Mondays and Fridays are full days, and also horrible days for lessons. The other days are broken by afternoon ses sions of games, apart from Sundays, which are free days (thank God!) after chapel in the morning. Games themselves also vary — this time depending on the term. Each term there are one or two types of game which are compulsory for us. In the Autumn term, like most other schools, we play rugby — which is well known in Riley as the cause of quite a few bloody noses and black eyes! The Spring term is the term of broken noses, broken arms and broken legs. What kind of sport do we do in this term? Skiing, of course! Expeditions are made Fun, glorious fun: Gnomes gambol in the Spring. BLAIRMORE GAMES On Saturday, 6th June, Marcus Honig and his team ventured to Blairmore for the Junior Games. There were various other teams from all over Scotland as our competition. With caber tossing and hammer hurling over and done with the scores couldn’t have been tighter. It was all down to the dancing; the weeks of practise had paid off and we finished a stunning 2nd. We won the trophy but only by two points. Thanks to Mr Keith and Mr Bolton for taking us and to Mrs Hamilton for all those secret dancing lessons!

QUIZZES This year Riley’s academic front was rather successful out of school, with Stuart Catto in the winning ‘Top of the Form’ team. He was alongside John Osborne, Colin Perry and Matthew Morley, in a rather obscure quiz for Scottish Prep Schools, in which they Hummer-hurling und cuber-tossing Gnomes ut Bluirmore. picked up 2nd Prize. Stuart Catto and Colin Perry also won scholarships into FRENCH WEEKEND camping. Great delight was to be had in the Senior School. Well done to them. An essential feature of the summer cooking the fare on the fire, though most term for any Riley pupil has to be at least of it was either reduced to smouldering VERSE SPEAKING one weekend spent under canvas and this cinders or was merely warmed. Once the It has been a successful year for poem year, with the long spells of glorious sun had finally dipped below the horizon reading and verse speaking, hasn’t it?! unbroken sunshine, proved to be ideal for all returned to base and went to bed, Going to the Perth and Edinburgh festi this. However, one Riley weekend away claiming exhaustion. vals was good, but coming first was from school was rather different; canvas P.J.C. excellent. The hard work definitely was forsaken for the comfort of the BOYS’ SPORTS proved worth it. The First Year won their Middleton Cottages in Glenisla (kindly ensemble with “The Lady of Shallott” loaned to us by George Watson’s The boys’ sports this year have gone and “The Way Through the Woods”. College) and the medium of communica quite well overall. The U13s , after hav The girls lay prostrate, drooling at tion was largely French. ing a disastrous rugby season, went on to Nicol Nicolson’s feet after his stunning P.J.C., M.A.R. and Anthony Coles led have a very successful hockey season. performance in the under-seventeen a merry band of enthusiastic 2nd form They won eight games out of nine. The speech competition in Edinburgh. This French scholars who spent 24 happy hockey lovers were extremely annoyed wasn’t enough though — he continued to hours exploring the Perthshire country when told that the Strath Sixes would be win contests in Perth. side and the river which meandered cancelled due to bad weather. They had a It was a marvellous effort by the First through an enticing glade below the cot good chance of winning it. Year, not to mention the Second Years’ tages. The warm weather and the long, The skiing was terrible with only one appearance in both festivals. Well done to light evening made a camp fire complete visit to Glenshee. everyone. ly irresistible, even though we were not The cricket season was mixed, with 3 wins, 3 losses and 2 draws. Nevertheless, let us not forget the U12s who had a respectable season.

GIRLS’ GAMES Yet another day of games as the Riley girls march down to the playing fields! In the summer rounders is the girls’ sport and in winter it is hockey. Of the sideline games, lacrosse is the most unpopular. Nobody can be bothered to carry a long wooden stick with a net on the end! The girls’ sporting year has been good and they deserved every win that they got.

RUNNING The Fun Run held some marvellous performances, especially for Riley. Matthew Morley came in 9th for the whole School. Riley raised over £100 in total in sponsorship money. In the Loch Rannoch Fun Run Riley boys (Matthew Morley, Ian Stewart and Donald Matheson) came 1st, 2nd and 3rd Supporting Gnomes on the sidelines. — a new record. FREELAND

“Novice” was what Nik, The Quill, received a lot, too. Eddie Anderson won sprinting at Loretto. Jack's ‘hand-stands’ Hartley wrote in the last Strathallian. the cup for All-Round Merit, Keith kept me awake and Bru’s hockey, “Who’s he calling “novice”?” I thought to Salters the cup for individual sportsman Stephen’s Cricket and Bart’s smile omen myself. I was, after all, an old hand at the and Chris Moore the prize for Fifth Form well for the future. teaching game, even just simply old. 1 Dux. Nine members of the House played Filling Sheriff Proctor’s boots was knew more tricks than Keith Salters at the cricket, twelve 1st XV rugby and five 1st never going to be easy; filling his gun- Fete bottle-stall and was no green-horn XI hockey. Boys across the House repre belt even harder. If I have got anywhere Christopher Mayes. This old-timer had sented the school in various teams, a good near doing so it will be thanks to my wife, handled more dark hostiles than General number in 1st colts sides. Murray Dick Lesley, who helped the Third Form settle Custer Healy, more shoot-in-the-backs captained Athletics, Jason Low, the 1st in so well; to George Kitson, who than Billy the Kid Anderson, more XI Hockey Tour side and Martin Smith becomes Senior Tutor next year and to headaches in the night than Doc Socrates led the Undefeated Sevenths while find Chris Mayes who worked enormously Holliday and deadlier duos than Butch ing breath to give the running commen hard with real enthusiasm amongst the Micky and the Sundance Fez. Not only tary. Peter Brown distinguished himself, Fifth Form. Thanks, too, to Simon that, but I’d shot more buffalo than on and off stage, in “The Happiest Days Pengelley who moves to different plains Burgie Bill Spanner and scalped more of Your Life” and in the Junior Drama and Geoff Bolton who has given such a indians than Rod ‘The Shane’ Lamb. I Competition. Musicians like Martin lot of his time so selflessly. It’s easy to would just mosey down to the old Band H Smith, Chris Moore, Neil Wilson, Bob overlook the huge amount of work and Corral, past Fishy’s, the old slow-working Mitchell and Duncan Forbes made signif care that Jessie Taylor, Moira and Mary undertaker’s place, and pick ‘em off one icant contributions to various musical spend on the House. I hope the boys by one: Dead-eye Dick was blind and events. Jamie Smith not only won the never forget it. Lastly, thanks to the only had one eyebrow, so he’d be easy; Sixth Form writing prize but gained his Senior boys who did so much to work The Smith Brothers were gonna be a Duke of Edinburgh Gold Award. Nik with, rather than against, me. piece of cake; Quiet Martin would be so Hartley and Gavin and Neil Wilson are C.N.C. busy shootin’ his mouth he’d forget his well on their way to achieving the same. gun and Loud Jam ie’d be planning the This litany of individuals becomes route of the next big cattle-drive so be increasingly confusing (and I am sure I’ve wouldn’t even notice the fencing waggon, missed many achievements) and boring driven by Beserk Benjy, run him down. for those who are not looking for their Oh, I’d clean forgot to mention that Dan, own names. So I’ll try to pack my bed the Mountain Man, had already pedalled roll and head off into the sunset quickly. out of town and that Steel-Jaw Robs was My memories of the first year? Spanner’s lying out cold somewhere back of Jodie’s chair diving and Jason’s return from his place. That left George, the left-armed History dinner. Also, Borgie’s Form knife chucker, Woody, the shot gun out- Orders and Neil’s and Paul’s fishing trips. of-the-window specialist and Doc Ford. There were Socrates sports commentaries, “Oh no, not Doc Ford,” I thought. “He’d Nik’s chivalric hospitality and the Tough be using psychology.” Ed Tales. Tough Ed Goes Fishing being There, I’d got them all in, and if that one of my favourites. I enjoyed Rhesa’s wasn’t enough,I’d gone and lost the laugh and couldn’t keep up with Henry’s showdown, too. I was glad that I lost it though ’cos then there couldn’t be one, see? The trail, like all trails, especially across unknown territory, had its good days and bad days. Minor skirmishes against hostile tribes were largely suc cessful but a groaning trophy cabinet — even only a metaphorical one — doesn’t make a good House. Most pleasing were the efforts everyone made, or offered to make, in the Standards Cup and the spirit in which the Junior and Senior teams played. Work, I ain’t so sure about. If there is one clear trail to Eldorado, that surely is it. The Lower Sixth certainly seem to have hitched their teams and have set off in the right direction. The Fifth Form, this summer, left Fort Great Confused Schooling Experiment beind them. 1 hope they can go some way to watch last year’s Fifth Form who passed at ‘A ’ almost 40% of all exams sat. And the Fourth and Third Forms? Experience will tell any trail-hand that biting a horses ears or blowing in its’ nose is the quickest way to train it. I think the nose trick might be working. In general terms the boys in Freeland Above: Henry Duncan 's done it again. have given a lot to the School — and Top right: Mr Mayes plays tennis with Andrew Wood.

10 NICOL This was the year of the Headmaster’s James Ducat and Robert Mawdsley. Nick Christie put in some fancy work at every ‘final solution’ when every House got its Buckley captained tennis (so they say!). dance. own pad, and escaped from the influences Artistic impression — about 8.8! of the others -SSism (old regime), cup- Hamish McCartan put on a glitzy perfor Work effort — amongst the juniors, the lessness, late nightism, sporting zealotry mance in the school play, and was ably best yet. VS and NS were rare on the — you name the House. To an extent the supported by a suitably bombastic Chris orders, with the third form oustandingly characteristics of each reflect the school’s Procter. Paul Manwaring was a key man ‘plus’. Iain Senior, Ross McMillan and strength and weakness — friendliness, behind the scenes. Hamish’s hand was Nick Morley won school prizes. At senior and it’s apparently inescapable partner, also evident in the innovative, but level David Clark walked off with all casualness — but inevitably greater dif obscure, Junior House Play, where Tom three science prizes (unique?), and has the ferences will develop. So here is the Hughes did so much to ensure that it actu offer of a place at Cambridge and IBM. Housemaster’s end-of-year report on the ally reached the stage. Phil Ainsworth He and the rest of the public examinees state of play in Nicol: soloed impressively with the School will have to wait until August for their Affability — good; most people no Orchestra. Raj did the same outside fates. longer just groan when you speak to Chapel, and with Nick Morley and Struan them. Fairbairn was three quarters of the excel Enterprise — top marks here, say 9.9. Tidiness — improved, thanks to Mrs lent jazz group. Pipe Band representation James Steel’s burying of his 2-year- Murray and her splendid team, lockable was as strong as ever — up to 10 for extinct grandmother on a Sunday was a doors and Draconian fines. some events, and Hamish McCartan and particularly good try, but what really Sporting prowess — not strong, but Drum Major James Steel carried off cups. earned the marks were The Entertainment getting better. Here, as usual, there’s a lot Visual artists abounded: Matthew and The Exclusive. At Christmas David to say. First the failures. We didn’t win Pitchforth’s ‘Ten Green Bottles’ making Saffron wrote a Cinderella, and, complete the senior rugby despite a spirited game the corridor gallery. Gordon McGregor- with New Wave Director’s beret, attempt against a brilliant Freeland side, and, once ed to produce the staff. No one learnt again, the juniors just missed a final win. their lines and no one came in on cue, but Squash, tennis, golf, skiing and bad aided by strategically placed balloons and minton didn’t come our way either in mop heads, and not a little glamour, a spite of some notable individual perfor good time was had by all. A disgusting, mances. (Dan’s crushing of Suzie much appreciated, song followed, then Blackstock in the squash court, only to Hamish got his come-uppance (but not discover she was not Jo Clark; our leader Heather) in PMV’s re-run of Blind Date. bucking the trend by losing to girls at ten The evening was then ruined by yours nis; Ewan Faldo’s second place in the truly’s Atkinsonian demolition of the golf). In hockey we reached three out of audience. I haven’t been forgiven yet! In four finals, only to succumb to Freeland the summer term The Nicol Exclusive hit on each occasion. The senior outdoor the streets. Beautifully produced by match was outstanding, with our team of David Man and his computer, it contained no-hopers, inspired by stormers from Gus not a little wit from Chris Procter, but, and Pitchy, only going down 5-3. Another sadly, no train timetables from Rabs. The good effort led by Duncan Camilleri, aim of a fortnightly production may be nearly brought an unlikely victory over ambitious but keep the presses rolling Simpson in the Junior cricket, but similar next term! enthusiasm got only third place in athletic standards. We did win two team trophies. All this activity could not have been Thanks to Nick Buckley’s organisation, achieved without marvellous support the ex-Leburnites and the ungodly from the Tutors. Paul and Clare Vallot Sunday hour, we romped off with the have been indefatigable in their ministra swimming. Then, best of all, because it tions to all and sundry. In fact, ‘keen was the last week of term, we won the Paul’ never seemed to be off duty. When athletics finals’ cup. Excellent running not out ‘collecting wood’ Andrew Wands from captain Iain Wilson, Jonathan kept weekend revelry and carry-outs in Ireland and Robert Mawdsley in particu check in his usual forthright way, while lar (although it was really a team effort) our recruit, Adam Streatfeild-James, put us two points ahead of Ruthven and resisted all our best attempts to put him three in front of Freeland in the most off housemastering and leaves us to go exciting competition for years. into the maelstrom (femaelstrom?) of Woodlands. We wish him and Kate all Individuals had their successes. Phil success in their long sentence. Ainsworth and Mark Tench proved their worth in the 1st XV and Chris Burnett The prefects, too, have been a coherent captained the unbeaten U14 side. Mark bunch (especially behind the CCF hut Taylor, Duncan Robertson (both full after meals), and, led by the ever calm colours), John Green and, occasionally, Nick Buckley, they have been the real Gordon MacGregor-Christie, all played reason why the new system has got off to for the hockey XI; while Mark Tench a good start. My thanks and good wishes bowled his fastest for the cricket side. to them and all the other leavers for happy There were many in the athletics team, and successful careers in the big outside and good times were recorded by Iain Renaissance Mann on Maneouvres: "It's not world where they should discover there is Wilson (also a winner at the Loch every day that a House is blessed with a House life after Nicol! Rannoch Marathon), Jonathan Ireland, magazine. ” J.N.F. RUTHVEN It was with mixed emotions that the was it a poetry reading? The size of our indolent. Some need to think more clear ‘Ruthvenites’ returned from all points of (planned) Cup Display Cabinet was dou ly. There are lines across which no indi the globe in September. The excitement bled when the ‘Grand Master’, Chris vidual should step. Above all, in Aleck of the new buildings, with study bed Marshall, won the School Chess Burrell, Ruthven had a Captain of School rooms (for almost all...); the uncertainty Tournament. David Graham and Aleck who was held in the highest regard by the of a new Housemaster (Communist, egal Burrell went all the way in the Senior School. His speech at the Leavers’ Dinner itarian, Fascist, Liberal, Francophile...?); Debating Competition, their skill causing will live long in the memories of those and what was a House Matron? On most much irritation amongst the vanquished. who were there and would have made counts, the uncertainty and anxiety were Ben Ward won a prize for Verse Reading anyone proud to be associated with him. misplaced! at the Perth Festival. The Junior Play was Without the hard work and dedication In typical Scottish fashion, we opti expertly directed by Cameron Hill and of the Tutors, no House could function. mised our sporting resources, played with Richard Townhill, the latter showing his We will all miss Mr Broadfoot’s wisdom, some flair plus much spirit and enjoyed diversity by “starring” in the School Play advice, and encouragement next (almost) every moment. We won a cup! and winning the Robert Barr Memorial year. To Mr. Murray (who is leaving the Squash — on the very last Sunday night Prize for Music. Malcolm Dippie’s eight- flat — no, not to Garry Rogers — but tak of the final term — well done Craig some reeling at Kilgraston will long be ing over as Senior Tutor) and Messrs Gibson and Co.! We came second in nine remembered, not least in Bridge of Earn Giles and Green, our thanks for providing others. We participated in (perhaps?) the Hospital! so much more than the call of duty! Oh, most committed match of the year — We had Duke of Edinburgh Gold — and a special note of thanks to Mrs Senior Rugby against Simpson — we congratulations Martin Ross, Rocky and Barnes for keeping the Housemaster on lost! We played in (possibly?) the highest FXP,; Silver — well done, Fitch; and the rails and informed of what was really quality matches of the year; Junior Indoor Bronze — Willie Broughton et al award going on in Ruthven! The civilising influ Hockey (with Euan MacKay making a winners. We had RLLS Bronze ence of our Matron (Kate Connaghan) stunning debut in goal!) and Junior Medallion and Award of merit men; and our two cleaning ladies, Christine and Cricket (with Ben Ward leading by exam guess who’s in charge of pool duty next Sandra, has been marked. They put up ple). Both were against Freeland; both we term? with a great deal (thanks Dipps, Rod, lost! Then (almost certainly), there was In Graham MacLennan, Martin Ross Tom and Frag) but their persuasive pow the most exciting finish of the year when, and James Tornos, Ruthven had three ers and never-say-die attitude are legend! on Athletics Sports Day we finished two senior men of whom any House would be And so, a few words of advice for the points short of winners Nicol after the proud. With care, conduct and time, they leavers — words first penned by Peter newly introduced 4 x 400m relays; yet we have contributed in a major way to the Meinke and which are worthy of further had led after the 4 x 100m relays! Well terrific atmosphere and spirit within the examination: done to James Barlow, Ian Potts, James House. To the Prefects, many of whom Gammack-Clark, Andy McCulloch et al. found reward in a job which is not well Marry a pretty girl, and congratulations to Cameron MacKay paid, thanks for getting so much of it after seeing her mother; on winning the Middle Victor Ludorum. right! When you live in a close-knit com Show your soul to one man, And, of course, we almost participated in munity each individual’s actions affect work with another, the biggest inter-House event of the year! those around him. Of course, there have and always serve bread with your wine. Thanks to Eddie Wall and the 65-strong been moments of very poor judgement, cross country team, (victims of some albeit few and far between. Individuals, But, Gentlemen, rather muddled priorities?) on odd ocassions, and small groups, have always serve wine. However, there is so much more than been selfish, inconsiderate, dishonest, D.J.B. Sport! The dedication shown to work by some of our public examinees was a tremendous model for others to follow. They did not abandon their School com mitments but simply demanded a great deal more of themselves! Messrs Graham (x2), Burrell, Tornos, Wall, Fitchie, Halliday, Wallace and MacLeod deserve more than a little credit from the examin ers. Robin Stewart, that Gaelic speaking 1st XV skipper and chorister won the Senior Creative Writing Prize; James Tornos won the A-level Chemistry and Maths prize (Cambridge’s loss is Newcastle’s gain); Bruce McClure, Duncan MacDonald, Jonathan Ward and David Robertson all won School exam prizes. Ruthven provided the cornerstone of the Pipe Band; well done, Alex McLeod, on the marching medal. We provided many an Orchestral Manoeuvre and sev eral were successful with the Graded Music Exams; well played Alexis! The Christmas Karaoke was a cultural extrav aganza to behold: who will forget John Stewart’s rendition of “No Woman No Child” or Cameron Hill’s singing ... or Carols al the Christmas Karaoke. SIMPSON Even at the fourteenth time of asking, a of organisation and a lot of credit for The Senior Rugby XV, having resisted house report is never a simple task. At the rapid acclimatisation is due to Johnny the challenge of Ruthven in a tough strug time of writing everyone has dispersed to Leiper, Phil Aitken and the prefects. No gle, were no match for an inspired various parts of the world to enjoy, in one was grateful to the ever-sensitive Freeland. The Junior XV collected the sil most cases, a well-deserved break. smoke detectors which took delight in verware despite making rather heavy Creativity is not at its highest ebb. What going off at anti social hours when pene weather of the final. David Fraser’s men has given this year a distinctive flavour? trated by errant nocturnal bugs. won the Badminton, whilst Illrd former Who has performed in and out of the On the academic side there were a Colin Mitchell won the school strokeplay classroom? Has the general tone been number of successes: Gordon Watt won with a 67 at Auchterarder, and anchored right? Worst of all, who have 1 forgotten? the very competitive English prize; Colin Simon Forster’s house team to victory. — Alan Keddie would never forgive such McDonald took the Economics Prize and He was also selected to represent an omission. Ultimately a house is not Ben Muir the prize for Art. Johnny Leiper Perthshire Schools. There were plenty of about its stars, its individual and collec saw his Music Award as a long-service fine individual performances: Ky Kay tive successes, but about the willingness medal, but it was no mean feat to be a key played for the President’s XV and picked of each and every member to pull his member of the Orchestra since his first up a bronze medal in the Scottish School weight, whether he be a prefect or a third year in Riley. Alistair Reekie, Martin javelin; Allan Clark, Doug Clement and former. The majority have been admirable Frost and Harry Hensman all picked up Logie Mackenzie all played for the but there has been a minority who have creative writing prizes. Congratulations Midlands U15 XV. Nick (better known as made life awkward for everyone else, arc also in order to Richard Morris, James Isaac even to his mother) Mackenzie rep allowed others to clear up after them, and Reekie, Allan Clark, Clark Cooper, Logie resented the Scottish Wayfarers and is a removed or borrowed things with little or Mackenzie, Graham Nicoll, Bill Stewart reserve for the Scottish U19 XI. His no intention of giving them back. No one and Ben Scott who maintained good mark development as a cricketer was a tribute enjoys chasing up the tardy, the reticent orders throughout the year. to intelligent application of his ability and and the recalcitrant all the time. I hope In the School Play, Piers Raper carried hard practice. I hope that others will learn that the selfish few will examine their off the part of Paul — the aged headmas from his example. Others deserving of consciences. In these aspects it has not ter — with skill, whilst Iain Fergusson mention are Colin McDonald who was been a vintage year but there have been was in his element as Rainbow, the long captain of squash; Lee Walker and Doug plenty of things to enjoy. suffering janitor. He and Jeff Shillito also Clement who have been put forward for The move into the new block has been completed maiden parachute jumps. In the Scottish U16 Rugby Development an interesting experience. Those the Junior House Play, Graham Nicoll Squad: Ben Agnew who played for the Simpsonites who attended the 78/82 and Aly Duncan shared awards. Wayfarers U16 XI and David Fraser who Dinner at School in March, having shared Musically, John Leiper, Laurie Crump, gained a Duke of Edinburgh Gold Award. the old study block with three other hous Duncan Smith, David Young and Pipe- It is perhaps rather late to welcome es, could not believe such luxury. Major David Fraser, ail made their contri Paul Crosfield as resident house tutor. He Nevertheless, it has required a new style butions. has thrown himself into both school and house activities with considerable enthu siasm. Initial images of sanctity were soon dispelled and he has proved himself to be excellent value, and an even better mimic than A. D. Stevens. My thanks also go to Greg Ross and Paul Summersgill for doing far more than one could ask as house tutors. I would also like to thank the prefects, the academic tutors, Susan and her long- suffering cleaning team, the kitchen and the sewing room for all their hard work. Finally, all good wishes to the leavers and may they flourish in a wide variety of spheres. N.T.H .duB.

Sixth formers flourishing al the new entrance. Right: Drawing by Jeff Shillito.

13 THORNBANK

I am unsure whether it is the ageing more starring roles for H. Dewar, L.-A. Upper Sixth — a hard-working House but process or perhaps this session has been Dewar, R. Tilford and L. Maclennan; C. there is a lack of consideration for others even more action-packed, but it does Wilson, E. Nicolson, L. Young, E. creeping in. The House Council, which appear to have passed very quickly. It has Procter and V. Forster embarked on meets every fortnight, has brought a lot of not, of course, passed without incident, Community Service at Bridge of Earn problems to the surface — not just all hence the need for attempting to encom Hospital and finally C. Low, T. Morton, washing problems and loo doors — and I pass the life of the House and its 70 R. Pearman and L. Ironside, were con trust this will continue to function in a inmates (the majority do feel — I am firmed in May. On the sporting front valuable way for all in the House. informed — that there are similarities to Thornbank retained the Hockey and The team of Prefects, of course, will Cell Block H) during the 30-odd weeks of Athletics trophies and won the eagerly be awaiting the results on the aca the school year. Badminton. I have to say, however, that demic front and despite all their anxious Life in the House this year has had a Woodlands winning the Tennis, the moments during the exam period I am different feel. For the first time since its Netball and coming ahead of us in the sure all will gain success. They have been existence some of the new Third Formers Swimming, plus being overall winners of an excellent group through their time at settled in less quickly and one, unfortu the Shooting did have an edge on us this Strathallan and as the women of the nately, did not settle for long. Once over year even if we have Scottish caps in our future with their forthrightness, intelli this initial hurdle we all got down to the midst in Clodagh Meiklejohn and Lynn routine and some very commendable Maclennan who gained places in the U18 gence and personalities, they will be a force to be reckoned with. I wish them work was produced. Illness became the and U16 Hockey squads. Rachel Taylor health and happiness in the years to come. next problem in the houses, and ours was won the Loch Rannoch Run again and is no exception, being hit by measles, chick- now becoming a collector of Caithness Like any good production it only func enpox, flu and colds. Glass. tions well with a good backstage crew. Despite personally feeling that we had I am more than aware that all these My thanks to Miss Rodgers who in her never really got going, K. Lawson, L. efforts take time, and time outwith the diminutive “quiet” way has coped excep McMullan, E. Manning and F. Nicolson academic routine. There are those who tionally well with her first — often were awarded school prizes at Christmas; give 100% and others who do the bare declared to be her last — year in teaching a cast including all Third Form and help minimum to contribute to the community and in the House Mrs Barnes continues to from Fifth Form and most of Lower Sixth and workings of the House. This feeling be that very valuable shoulder for me and produced a very good House Drama sadly prompted me to post the following the girls as well as constant tea maker for Competition play; many were involved notice halfway through the year: “This many of the boys. My thanks to Morag in the H eadm aster’s M usick — the House requires no physical fitness — and Madge, our cleaners, whose efforts orchestra led by Claire Corrie; Lesley- everyone gets enough exercise jumping to are tireless. Sadly, Madge is moving on to Ann Dewar and others back stage in “The conclusions, flying off the handle, run pastures new and probably tidier sur Happiest Days of Your Life” worked ning down the Boss, knifing friends in the roundings — we wish her well. And exceptionally hard in a most successful back, dodging responsibility and pushing finally, thanks to the academic tutors, Mrs school play; prizes at the Perth their luck.” Watson, Mrs Adam, Mrs Duncan and Competitive Festival Verse Speaking Nevertheless, I still feel we have that Miss Neale, who have done a valuable were awarded to E Currie, L-A Dewar, C. air of being a happy house and judging by job in maintaining the high standard the Healy, R. Milne, L. Doodson and L. A. the names who were awarded prizes at House is capable of producing. Bryans; “La Pipe de Maigret” enabled Speech Day — all but three or four of the LJ.S.

14 WOODLANDS Pupils’ end of term reports are usually full of cliches: “Satisfactory work and progress” or “A good year’s work” or “Could try harder”. This end of year report is also an end of career report (at Strathallan, that is) for me and thirteen girls: w e’re all going somewhere else, to try our luck at some thing else, to make a new start. What are we going to take away from Woodlands, apart from the good wishes (or cheers?) of those who remain behind? 1 recently received a letter from a for mer pupil in Woodlands which sums up what those of us who are going are leav ing behind: “Within Woodlands you could speak to anyone about anything as every girl was always happy to help in any situation.” We’re leaving behind friends and friendship, yet I hope that we are all taking that same gift of friendship wherever we go. This year certainly has been especially marked by the good atmosphere within the house, and this tone has been set by the Upper Sixth, who although not all particularly efficient as prefects, were, all in their own very different ways, caring, amusing and generous, providing a good example to others to follow. The two Fionas — Clayton and Hutchison — were very successful in their roles as Head and Deputy Head of House. Their efficiency, reliability and cheerfulness were out standing, and they were always capable of politely informing their House-master where he was going wrong. So where did I go wrong? You will all have your own opinions about that, but please don’t write to tell me because we all make mistakes and so long as we don’t make the same mistake twice then we’ve learnt something, gained a grain of wis dom, which we can impart to others. In the past three years (since the birth of Thornbank) I have not made much of Woodlands sporting success, chiefly because we haven't had many. This year we have been significantly more success ful, beating Thornbank in the tennis and beating all-comers in the inter-house shooting cup. Well done to Jodie and Sally Cust and Amelia Blair Oliphant and any other hot shots I’ve forgotten. I don’t usually mention individual achievements in a house report, but Julia Wanless merits a special pat on the back for her success in winning the Scottish singing of Kananu Kirimi, Catherine On that musical note I’ll end, but not School Girls’ Fencing Tournament, a Jones and Catriona Maclean and the before — on behalf of Paula and myself tremendous performance in a sport she direction of Vicky McMahon and Rona — thanking Miss England, Mrs had only taken up very recently. Macdonald. The music and lyrics were Broadfoot (who, unfortunately, will not The end of term Fete gave everyone an written and performed by Cari Silver, an be able to continue next year as a house opportunity to see once more the winning exceptionally talented person who surely tutor), Mrs Hamilton and our cleaners entry in the House Drama Competition: has a future in professional songwriting. Betty and Vicki, for all their tremendous Woodlands’ “Manhattan Blues”. This was The team-work shown by the girls in this support, their care of you, their hard work an absolutely outstanding production — production, their energy and enthusiasm, and their good humour. Thank you, and the best ever, and again whilst it is invidi was a marvellous example of the best that thank you to all in Woodlands. ous to select individuals for specal men a school can produce and I was very tion I cannot let this opportunity go by proud that all this emanated from J. FO R ST ER without highlighting the acting and Woodlands. (Housemaster 1986-1992)

15 GIRLS’ HOCKEY TOUR — JULY HONG KONG AND BEIJING

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Tours start when the last familiar face dation in,the Eaton Hotel (Hong Kong) humidity and gave their all on the pitch recedes from view and ends the instant and the Beijing Grace (China) at approxi — an astro turf. The skills shown proves one reappears. For all concerned this was mately £70-£80 per night cost us only £20 that even the less able in the teams had no a Girls’ Hockey Tour but by the very per day. Yet it seemed as if we had gone difficulty in playing at a higher level on a nature of where we were travelling to, it to the other side of the globe to be soaked flat surface. The teams played against was going to be also an educational and in rain — warm rain — but wet nonethe ranged from school teams, combined cultural experience. less. In the Eaton Hotel we watched a school teams, national sides and universi notice board daily give details of the lat ty teams. The results speak for themselves “The use of travelling is to regulate est movements of a typhoon. Its progress about our success: imagination by reality, and instead of did not trouble us too much during our thinking how things may be, to see stay as it kept at Force 3. However, incon Junior Squad Senior Squad them as they arc.” veniently for us, it got on the move the v DGS won 3-0 vKCCost2-0 Hester Piozzi — Anecdote of day we flew to China. In between the v Com bined Schools won 2-1 v Rhino Ladies Club won 2-1 Samuel Johnson days of rain, however, many were able to v Rhino Boys Jnr won 3-2 v Colony Club lost 4-1 take the chance of colonial living at the v Hong Kong Univ lost 3-1 v Combined Schools won 4-1 The time was ripe for visiting Hong Kowloon Cricket Club, courtesy of Mr Won 5 Lost 3 Kong and China. We preceeded Mr Chris John Mackinlay. With swimming pool, The three matches lost — and here Patten, the new Governor of Hong Kong sun, tennis, ten-pin bowling, salad lunch come the excuses — were due to Rebecca by four days. During our twelve days in es and Sunday carvery buffet, we Hong Kong and seven in Beijing we had Milne being taken out in the first two recharged our batteries after hockey train minutes of the KCC game with an elbow the opportunity to be tourists, live like ex ing sessions or draining matches. in the face — resulting in a suspected bro pats and battle our way through red tape Within the twelve days, eight hockey ken nose; the Juniors playing a men’s in a communist state. Much of this report matches were played at Kings Park team from the University (even Messrs will be reflections on these experiences. Stadium, just five minutes walk from the Keir and Giles could not halt the goals) The three week tour was not a cheap hotel. We were scheduled to play at and The Colony Club which will repre venture. The majority of the cost was Happy Valley but this was cancelled — sent Hong Kong in Singapore at the Inter spent on flights and thanks to the help of unknown to Mesdames Burrell and Nations Cup. Perhaps Alison Ramsay and Mrs Ann Dewar, Mr Brian Raine and Mr Moncur! The two teams. Juniors and the Scottish Team will be more of a and Mrs Outlaw, our splendid accommo Seniors, coped extremely well with the match for them.

16 “Those who travel heedlessly from who met us at the airport, carried our lug Olympic Games the Chinese Ladies place to place, observing only their gage and saw us safely to our base. On Hockey Team wil win a medal and in distance from each other, and attend the journey to the hotel we observed how eight years’ time it will be gold! The ing only to their accommodation at the green the countryside was. Neat fields of teams we played we were told would inn at night, set out fools, and will cer young cornstalks gasping for water lined eventually make up their national side. tainly return so.” both sides of the road. An elderly woman Like so much we discovered in Beijing, it Lord Chesterfield Letters balanced a yoke on her meatless shoul was an experience. 30 October 1747 ders. The weight of the buckets dangling As part of our tour we met President This could not be said of our girls. from either end forced her forward as she Han at his home, formerly the Italian Nathan Road, Granville Road, Haagen made her way along a dirt path lined with Embassy. Perth is underway linking with Daaz, Wine Bars in Admiralty, the straight trees. Already comparisons were Hai Kou in Southern China and President Karaoke bar were regular haunts as was being made with our previous stop. Han and the Provost of Perth have been Temple Street market on a nightly basis. We were very much tourists for the liaising on this matter. As the former On free days between matches we had the first three days. Like the Americans we Chinese Ambassador in the USA, opportunity of visiting Ocean Park, “did” The Temple of Heaven, The President Han received us in true diplo Waterworld, Stanley Market and going Summer Palace, The Ming Tomb, The matic style at an official reception. We water-skiing. The twelve days seemed to Lama Temple and The Great Wall. At passed on the letter from the Provost pass very quickly due to the busy sched times it was hard to believe we were there along with gifts from Perth. ule. Lasting impressions are of the noise standing on the Great Wall of China or The Forbidden City was last on the itin of traffic — Honk Honk rather than Hong being in Tian An Men Square. And then it erary. The roofs were beautiful; the rain Kong; the stacks of sex comic book stalls was off to play hockey again. Our games was not! Shoes off and paddling was the at the sides of the roads; the night glow of were arranged midweek early in the only way to continue after the downpour. Hong Kong Island’s skyscrapers shim morning, due to the heat, at the Asian Again, were we actually standing where mering on the harbour’s ripples; the old Games Stadium. Beijing has put in a bid the Emperor had once stood? It was hard men lying in doorways with no shoes for the Olympics in the year 2000. This to take in. wearing faded pyjamas under trousers, ground and The Workers Stadium plus The food was also hard to take in. their twisted facial expressions, open- the National Indoor Centre will be some “Chinese food is not like Chinese food” mouthed bared gums, blackened teeth; of the facilities used if the city is success — ducks feet, jelly fish, eels, pigs ears neon Canon, Rolex, Sanyo and the “Time ful. By now we were aware of being in a and chicken hearts. Thank goodness for is Money” population walking the streets communist country. We had to change all the largest McDonalds in the world and with portable telephones conducting busi our money into FECs (foreign exchange our Korean meal on the last night — ness as they made their way under currency). The people had their own cur which Mr Outlaw organised for us. umbrellas to yet another pressing meet rency and despite yuans being of the same On previous tours I have thought: I am ing. As we journeyed in the bus to the air value they were desperate for ours. There going to come back here. By this stage on port we took a final note of those things were no banks as such but commercial the tour 1 have to admit I was thinking I that seemed so unusual on Day One, but centres for those who worked in agricul had better remember what this place looks which were now commonplace. ture or industry or engineering or com like — I will never be back in China. I Having rushed to check-in at Kai Tak merce. With a lost passport, noted on day experienced everything through a haze of we then made our way, at pace, to the one, the Red Tape began. A visit to the diarrhoea for which I held the entire Dragon Air plane which was to take us to Peoples Department of Security for country accountable. It was hard for most China. We sat on the tarmac for two Aliens (to us a police station). The loss of us to remember our last digested meal hours, re-entered the airport for 45 min was reported. This form then had to go to or decent night’s sleep. However, amidst utes then the pilot decided in his own the British Embassy where a new pass the memories of endless trips to the toilet, words he “would go for it”. The typhoon port would be issued. Simple? No! Then taxi rides from our hotel to offices to cut was gathering pace. Our take-off was dra back to the PDS to change the number of red tape, the feeling of a drippy nose matic but not as terrifying as the few min the passport on the Group Visa. Another coming on — we will all have tales to utes when the plane was hit by lightening. form is issued. This has to be rubber- tell. In our mind’s eye we’ll still be able We had left behind the city that never stamped by the Hockey Association who to picture the countryside, remember the sleeps. Was this traumatic journey to invited us to play. Find the Hockey feel of a worn ten-yuan note, see the China an inkling of what was to follow? Association building, land up in the faces, recall the streets and monuments, We didn’t know exactly what would be Chinese Sports Travel Office and be smell the smell and taste the food. Sally meeting us; we couldn’t speak the lan taken to the Liaison Department which Keir attempted to explain to the girls what guage; we had watched the video of ‘The sent the Chinese to the recent Olympic communism was and about the Cultural Last Emperor’ — some preparation - Games. Get form stamped, back to the Revolution. We are not experts on China well, better to know too little about a PDS where a man said in quite good but I think we all came away a little place than too much; better to go in cold English “Come back next week for the wiser. China and Hong Kong are differ than wait until you know it ail. Gather visa”. We were leaving the next day! ent, very different. China has its hands data raw, soak up everything; interpret it Eventually the visa was issued, much full still trying to figure itself out and 1 later some evening in the future, back at later that day, and on returning to the feel Mr Patten will earn all of his school in the kitchen with friends who hotel I am informed the original passport £150,000 p.a. trying to figure them both were on the tour, and those who were not. has turned up. There is a phrase used out. On arrival we were objects of great often when taking pupils away — it’s all Our grateful thanks to all those who curiosity. The Chinese let their jaws dan part of touring. I very much enjoyed the helped us at home and abroad on this gle. Was it the fact we were Europeans; bottle of wine given as a peace offering. tour: to the School for their help in was it the matching tour T-shirts; was it There is not a lot to say about the enabling us to go; to my fellow staff Mr Prissy the Pig, our mascot; was it the fact Hockey in China. Despite the magnificent and Mrs Keir and Mr Giles, to the girls we were not short with dark crew cuts? I surroundings both teams were badly beat for working and playing so hard and to made a mental note that staring is a sport en. The Chinese have adopted the old their parents for making it all possible. here. Staring back had no impact; they Russian technique of producing top class We have seen things as they are and we neither smiled nor frowned. I also noted, sportsmen and women. Take them out of will be able to watch with knowledge and however, how smoothly we passed school and their homes at an early age interest the developments in China and through with our group visa and how and send them to specialized coaching Hong Kong as 1997 approaches. charming the hotel management were camps. I can forsee that at the next L.J.S.

17 CHAPEL NOTES

Walls dividing East from West - tum tine” nature of ministry, this Chaplain by Sunday the Chaplain (and the School!) ble; Prime Ministers and Presidents go serves as Vice-Convenor of the Kirk’s is exposed to preaching other than his or and come; hostages return to their home Panel on Worship, Convenor of the her own. land amidst moving scenes at airfields: Liturgical Committee, Convenor of the So, we are grateful to the following God’s in his heaven and all’s well with Editorial Group putting the finishing Visiting Preachers who came to us last the world. touches to the Kirk’s magnum opus “The Academic Year: And yet, famine stalks Africa, brother Book of Common Order” 1992, serves on Autumn Term: Serb turns against brother Croat, snipers’ the Kirk’s Board of Education, is The Revds Celia Matthews, Michael bullets whine through the streets in Convenor GCSE (Religious Studies), Frew, Maxwell Craig (ACTS), Laurence Northern Ireland, a mother is killed in Scotland. There are members of staff in Whitley, Carleen Robertson, The Rt front of her infant son in a London park; every Independent School whose involve Revds Vincent Logan (who also said “Is God in his heaven? Is all well with the ment outside the campus is almost as Mass in the Chapel) and Michael Hare world?” pupils and staff alike ask. much as it is within. Duke (Roman Catholic Bishop of No Chaplain worth his (or her!) salt The other strange notion that some peo Dunkeld and Bishop of St Andrews, would dare to provide off-the-cuff ple harbour is that School Chaplains and Dunkeld & Dunblane, respectively). The answers either to pupil or to member of members of Staff in Independent Schools, Very Revd Dr John W. Paterson preached staff. It is a long, hard slog attempting to unlike Parish Ministers and teachers in on Remembrance Sunday. find answers to life’s problems. State Schools, don’t live in what they call Spring Term: However, there is hope! Every minister ‘the real world'. The assumption is that Mr Simon Dunlop (Perth), The Revds of the Gospel believes that through the the latter face the rough and tumble of life Colin Williamson, David Ogston, Bob reading of Holy Scripture and the exposi in a modern, secular society, while we are Sloan, Charles Robertson and Mr Tim tion of that Word, God does indeed speak cocooned in a cloistered world of our own Middleton (Scripture Union). to all his people. He speaks in other ways, where all is sweetness and light. Without Summer Term: too: through poetry, drama, music, art, the in any way denying the difficulties facing The Revd Douglas A. O. Nicol uncovering of the mysteries of science local churches and State Schools as they (Department of National Mission), The and selflessness of human beings. seek to maintain faith and continue the Revd W. Uist Macdonald, Valedictory It is part of every Chaplain’s vocation educational experience in an indifferent Service: The Very Revd Dr W. J. Morris and ministry to unstop deaf ears or and hostile environment, to imagine that (Dean of the Chapel Royal, Minister of enhance open ears to catch the Word God life in an Independent School is free from Glasgow). speaks. pain is wishful thinking. All Schools are At The Confirmation Service the ser There are illusions about a Chaplain’s composed of ordinary human beings. mon was preached by The Very Revd work, often current in the church today. Relationships can become strained and Professor Robert Davidson (Moderator, First, it is frequently assumed that, as far communications break down; constantly 1990) and the Eucharistic President was as work loads are concerned, the Chaplain niggling frustrations can transform minor the Rt Revd Michael Hare Duke. has the softer option. Whereas (it is problems into major issues and prejudices Candidates: alleged) the parish minister is busy in the into matters of principle. In the close-knit (The Church of Scotland) Alan W. Lord’s work all the hours God gives and community of a School the devil’s oppor Keddie, Nial A. Gray, Stuart W. cannot take time off for fear that someone tunities for disruption are, perhaps, Anderson, Mark Ironside, Iain S. or some important matter will be neglect greater. Davidson, Tracey J. Morton, Rowan C. ed, the School Chaplain enjoys a leisurely A contrasting area betw een an Pearman, Neil McK Blatherwick, Lindsay existence with a regular programme of Independent School and the Parish relates Ironside, Robert G. S. Mawdsley. In addi short terms and long holidays giving to resources. The Chaplain’s resources arc tion, Peter D. Sochart and Catherine L. C. plenty of time for reading and supple given in a way that the Parish Minister’s Low were baptised and confirmed by the menting the stipend by writing or mark are not. Ministers can no longer take their Chaplain and David C. Saffron received ing examination papers. congregations for granted; church mem Conditional Baptism. But living and working on campus, in a bers are free agents whose commitment to (The Scottish Episcopal Church ) community, ensures that no moment of the worship and witness of any particular Andrew R. McNamara (baptised) and the day is entirely free from School pres Christian community cannot be assumed, Jonathan G. K. Foy were confirmed by sures: pastoral and teaching concerns, regrettable though that may be. Ministers the Bishop. preparation, administration, marking of have to live with the tensions created by T.G.L. Preps, student assessments, these are but the possibility of their members voting come of the many matters which fill the with their feet. Chaplains, and Visiting Chaplain’s (or Master’s) day during term. Preachers to Schools, on the other hand, During vacations the pressures are differ are guaranteed a congregation! What they ent but equally demanding of time and make of that guaranteed congregation is energy: keeping abreast of the latest quite another matter, of course! developments in education; undergoing Chaplains are not required to take further self-training; dealing with on financial responsibility for the Chapel. going School business and fulfilling a They are provided with all resources to do ministry within the wider church by their job. They are fortunate indeed! They preaching (at the Canongate Kirk, arc also fortunate in having access to Edinburgh, various Churches around libraries, colleagues to provide support Perth, Braemar and Crathie, the and intellectual stimulus and opportuni University Chapels of Glasgow and ties for study and self-development. Aberdeen); playing the organ for Sunday Ihese invaluable aids to ministry within services on North Uist and leading con an Independent School are sometimes ferences in Cardross and Edinburgh are taken for granted by the Chaplains, and all effective antidotes to inactivity. Over nearly always have to be searched for by and above what might be called the “rou the Parish Minister. In addition, Sunday Chaplain anil parent at the Fete.

IS CHARITY

The cobbles flicked sharply under her The shoes clicked across the slabs, earth in a flame of lattice work. Gargoyles stilettos, the points piercing the soft, rain- heels grabbing at the cracks, to hold and had strewn their rotting corpses across the soaked path. Her ankle was aching and twist her feet. Yet, though worn, her tired roof, mouths agape in twisted agony, she pressed a roughly-filed nail across the legs held firm in protest against the gru screaming at the evil streets beyond the skin to ease the pain about the deep plum elling streets she’d walked the night iron fence. The giant portal loomed over, bruise. The sun was rising over the park, before. ever daunting, framed by sculptured peering through the mist, casting the long saints with stone minds and leaden smiles delicate skeletons of trees across the dew- A rail of spikes passed by her right- which welcomed her with mock kindness. drenched grass. hand side; paint flaked from the cast iron, Yet, above, seated in humble majesty The A thornbush grabbed at the girl’s leg, bulging in rain-twisted blisters of black Shepherd sat, his crook held out in friend tearing at the laddered tights. She hardly skin. The rings on her fingers screamed ship, drawing all into the silence which noticed as she started to bleed; a trickle along the scratched paintwork and across lay within. She entered. ran across her calf to merge with the scar the sign which read ‘Cathedral’, leaving a The echoing heels returned across the let patent of her shoes. The crunching deep wound in the varnished wood. The building’s dark interior. The pale stone gravel clicked onto the tarmac of a ter grey paving stones ended in an avenue of grew with light as the sun awoke the bril raced street of Victorian brick houses lime trees wheeling off to the right. Along liant glass within its lead-bound cage, which poured into the distance like a line it the girl walked, her heels less noisy piercing the hollow mystery of the build of pylons. She strutted down the street, now, the click vanishing into a soothing ing. Her shadow flickered across the pil her hair tied back, revealing the edge of whisper of the grass verge below her tired lared walls, her mind ablaze with kindled her mask of make-up which smeared over feet. thoughts. her features in a fury of pink-brown flesh, She dropped the change from her puncuated by a slash of cherry-red across Above, the sky seemed to shrink, night’s work into the small box. It fell, her lips. dwarfed behind the towering mass of not with a jingle of metal but heavily, A curtain moved and pulled aside on a stone which stood before her. The cathe silently, on the soft meaningless cheques top floor window. The eyes followed the dral sat undaunted, its gothic spires pierc of richer men: their token, her real gift. girl down the street, rejecting with disgust ing the heavens, lacing them with stone, ROBIN STEWART the black lace and gaudy dress hanging crafted skilfully into the flying-buttresses UVI W inner like a harlequin of silk about her waist. which leapt from the walls to the heavy Creative Writing Competition

OBITUARY REVEREND F. BAKEWELL

Our deepest sympathy goes to the School Chaplain, the Reverend Graeme Longmuir, on the death of his adoptive father the Reverend F. Bakewell. Fred was a distinguished Headmaster and Minister, though he had retired through illness before they moved to Strathallan. Fortunately the bracing air of Forgandenny and the Outer Isles rallied his health for a number of years and he was able, and willing, to take Divinity classes and Chapel Services in Graeme’s absence. Those of us who got to know Fred, found a modest and delightful com panion with a good sense of humour, a love of conversation and scholarship, and a fine taste in sherry! Most of the School knew him best from his regular attendance in h|s seat at the back of the Chapel, and from the sight of this elderly man being taken for walks at the end of a lead by one, and latterly two deerhounds!

19 MUSIC THE IMPLEMENTS OF WAR?

The course of Scottish music has, like tionally high! Are the arts really only cut Likewise Raj Arumugam and his that of its people, had its ups and downs, out for the elders of the tribes? Dixielanders; great music, a good tech and use and abuse. Despite the few hav It is, therefore, with very great excite nique and an audience, and you can have ing suffered so stoically for the cause, it ment and the prospect of a cultural re fun for hours! Even in sweltering heat, the comes as small surprise that the reward is awakening that we all look forward to the group did this recently in Perth at a very an indifference and a lack of real tradition building and re-equipping of a school the ‘pukkah’ garden party. And if straw hats in high art forms that lingers in many atre designed to take the performing arts and strawberries makes for formal condi areas to this day. A full forty years after into the next century. Not only do we tions, then the ‘sit them in silence’ con the ’45 rebellion, the bagpipes were still need the new theatre for our own home- certs have been even more of a challenge. regarded as “the implements of war” and produced performances, but we must use If good technique counts for a lot, the banned — and there are still those about it as Glasgow uses its Concert Hall. Not extra ingredient the brass-group have is who believe that should still be the case. for bull-fights and badminton, but a con precious indeed, and their performances In the 19th Century, the fervour of the tinuous “Strathfest” to set alight these have been at an all-time high this year. religious revivalists further encouraged somnolent spirits. The arts don’t always Their playing in Perth for the Arts the burning of pipes and fiddles in many come cheap, of course, for they are at the Festival concert lingers in the memory as Gaelic-speaking areas. refined end of our emotional and spiritual the sounds of Purcell did in the rafters. Whereas even in the 16th Century, the awareness. Just as Perth supports more No common town waits these players, but burghers of the northern European cities fine car marques and jewellery shops than a class act indeed. It is sad to say good were desperate for Italian musical and most towns of its equivalent size, so the bye to two of the group — Richard artistic novelties, no expense seemed too arts have a model or style for everyone. Townhill and Martin Smith, for what great to bring these across the Alps, no The financial barriers, real or imagined, shall we do for comedy routine during such clamour was heard from further which, together with the pleas of igno orchestra rehearsals without Martin? His north. Two hundred years later a trickle of rance of the arts, serve only as a conve exploding trombone routine on the night polite minuets might have been heard in nience to excuse involvement. before a concert will take some beating! the smart drawing-rooms of Edinburgh, Many of our pupils discover this for At least the music stands will be safer but there was nothing north of the Forth. themselves, from playing, singing or lis without the attacks from the slide of his And what happens today? Glasgow has tening. Of our own musicians, many implement! built itself a superb Conservatoire and an achieve quite astonishing feats of virtuos Cellists, windplayers, pianists, fiddlers even finer concert hall, and hang the cost. ity. We have much more than a handful of with a rant or a rhapsody, they are all too “Prince” follows Pavarotti, and the like, highly gifted players who largely play to numerous to mention by name. Quartets, in a seemingly endless flood of “Mayfest” themselves or within the confines of the quintets, duos and dozens; music is made spirit. The capital city, meanwhile, still practice block, but who are capable of in all shapes. ponders whether it should build an opera- giving much pleasure to many. If the arrival of the theatre is to mean house other than the arena that is more The range and diversity of pupils’ anything, let us hope it will signify a suited to a bull sale or a boxing match achievements is really quite astonishing, wholesale awareness of the importance of than a “Bartered Bride”. As for anything and the list of activities bears re-state- the consumption of the performing arts, further north, the orchestras hardly dare ment, even if it is already known to some. whether amateur or professional. Strictly bring their buses across the bridge. So At the formal, and demanding, end of speaking they are luxury goods, and we what happens in the provinces? The tour the performance spectrum, there are do not need them as we do food and fuels ing groups from Opera and Ballet get singers who are able to interpret dots and but, in a civilised society, their impor about, but 2nd XIs are rarely as good as blobs of print into the beautiful and uplift tance to shape and temper our lives the Firsts. ing cathedral repertoire the Chapel Choir should never be forgotten. I congratulate In our own city of Perth, nobody comes deals with on a regular basis. I never all the performers and their teachers for to town except in the musical mania of cease to be amazed at this miracle of per helping to bring these truths to life, and, the Perth Festival. Who then, however, formance whether it is music from The in particular, to the leavers and prizewin has the will or the wherewithal to attend a Messiah, a Mass or Messiaen. How fan ners for their determination, staying- concert each night for a fortnight? It is tastic to be able to reconstruct these power and encouragement shown to the hardly surprising that even these are not miraculous and life-enriching experiences rest. fully attended, but the cultural conscience from hieroglyphics, whether in Gaelic, Robin Stewart: Director of Music’s Prize is salved. Latin, French, English or American for his 100% attendance and unflagging The British orchestras seem to regard English, and what demands the latter support of the choir and music general the provinces in a most patronising man places on the performers! ly since Riley I. ner, playing at their obvious second best. Not everyone can naturally produce Jonathan Leiper: Director of Music’s At a recent visit of an erstwhile distin good music, even if they own their own Prize for the “Endangered Species — guished orchestra, the players slouched “implement”. Practice and hard grind are the Viola-player” — and for all his sup onto the stage, which was littered with still the only secure stepping-stones port. their instrument cases. It sounded like it across to the other side of this ‘Lac Claire Corrie: Patrick Grandison Prize looked — tatty! Visiting foreign orches d’Indifference’. Many get very wet feet, for Strings. tras play as if they were all expert and but to be able to put one’s talents to use sensitive connoisseurs. In this climate as Hilary Moore did on her harp in the Richard Townhill: Robert Barr what can the next generation feel but dis- tea-room on the Fete day, or Laurie Memorial Prize for Music. N.J.R. gruntlement and a wish for minimum Crump with his recorder and his pre involvement? Their vote is cast by their recorded accompaniments on tape, slung Strathallan Orchestra and Choir provid disdain for the cultural world, and the over his back, surely this is the proof that ed an opening lunchtime concert for the average age of a local audience is excep practice makes for perfection? Perth Festival of the Arts: see right

20 THE MESSIAH

To the layman, The Messiah’ is simply everybody was finally ready for the another example of 18th Century classical evening. music, whereas for those who understand The concert began at 7.30 and the first music it is possibly one of the greatest chorus was “For Unto Us a Child is pieces ever composed. Born” and everybody gained a lot of con Our rehearsals began in earnest approx fidence when Mr Reed, who was conduct imately two months before the concert ing, gave an encouraging nod. The was due to be given. It took a lot of hard soloists were excellent and the orchestra work and dedication from Mr Reed and was extremely precise and exact in every the choir before a standard was reached thing they did. At the interval orders were that merited the hiring of an all-profes shouted and encouragement was given sional Scottish orchestra. For the majority since the hardest parts still remained. It of the time the atmosphere among the was a great feeling when the Halleluiah choristers was one of increasing anticipa Chorus was performed to a standard of tion since very few of them believed they near excellence and the audience stuck to could sing such a difficult piece of music. the tradition of standing during the recital. However, as the final performance drew At the end of the concert their enjoyment closer the mounting tension was clear was clear when the audience showed true when Mr Reed insisted on rehearsals delight in their applause and flowers were every day. It began to annoy the school presented to the female soloists — who teaching staff when members of the choir clear there was a lot more work to do and left the chapel in tears of joy. arrived ten minutes late for lessons hum only a short time left to do it in. The Without a doubt it was the best perfor ming and whistling the Halleluiah major worry in the last week of rehearsals mance the School Choir had ever pro Chorus! was that very few people would turn up to duced. However, it would not have been A week before the final school perfor listen to the concert on the day. made possible without the great dedica mance, a separate concert was put on in The four soloists, who came from the tion of Mr Reed, Mr Crosfield and Mr Perth at St John’s Kirk. It was very dis Academy of Music, arrived at School Love who played the organ for every heartening when only 50 people turned up with the professional orchestra at lunch rehearsal. Of course, a big pat on the back but, nevertheless, the choir gave a reason time on the day of the final performance. for all the choir is needed, too. Well done! able account of itself. However, it was The rehearsal lasted three hours and so JONATHAN LEIPER

PERTH FESTIVAL OF THE ARTS

A sizeable audience suggested our past reputation had borne fruit and the brass group opened with Gabrieli’s “Canzona” — a resounding piece with built-in cre- sendo. The whole orchestra then moved into the first movement of Beethoven's Symphony No 1, accompanied by Nicholas Reed on the French horn. David Popper’s “Requiem” for Three Cellos (Neil Watson, Kate Milnes and Duncan Forbes) was a demanding piece, well tackled. Its elegiac tones were contrasted with what the programme called an “American interlude”: the voic es of the choir singing a variety of well- known songs from “West Side Story” gave way to the School jazz group, led by Raj Arumugam — the audience clearly enjoyed these contrasting pieces. Telemann’s Trio Sonata in D minor was a highlight of the concert. Neil Watson once more ably took up his cello bow and with Christopher Moore on flute, they accompanied Laurie Crump’s virtu oso performance on the recorder. The brass consort returned with Purcell’s “Queen Mary’s Funeral Music”, and the concert ended with the orchestra treating us to Rossini’s “Overture — The Italian Girl in Algiers” and the tones of Philip Ainsworth’s oboe singing in our ears. The Dixieland Band. J.T.F. PIPES AND DRUMS So the circle turns, and turns again. It only remains for us to thank all three SENIOR MARCH,STRATHSPEY & A young and novice Band, with a few Instructors (Pipe Major Barron, Drum REEL heavyweights — four pipers and three Majors Clark and Braid), for nursing us 1st Hamish McCartan drummers with the welcome addition of through our teething troubles, bullying us 2nd Alex MacLeod Marijke Hansson-Bolt in the Drums towards higher standards, and giving of 3rd Ross Cumming Corps. Nevertheless, our usual and wel their time and considerable expertise in come first engagement was at Perth Ice class and on the square. Our thanks, too, Strathallan School is the only Independent School to hold the most dif Rink for the Scottish Curling to Mr Longmuir who, despite difficult ficult of all Piping Competitions. Championships. However, this year, personal circumstances, never failed to because of the Winter Olympics at maintain contact with us — directly or THE OPEN PIBROCH Albertville (JFC and TGL take note!), this indirectly. 5th Alisdair MacDonnel engagement was brought forward into the 4th Andrew Scott holidays and thus only three pipers were 3rd Alex MacLeod SCHOOL PIPING & DRUMMING prepared to give up part of their holiday 2nd Hamish McCartan to return to Perth to play at the Opening COMPETITION 1992 1st David Fraser Ceremony — Hamish McCartan, Alisdair BASS SECTION Macdonnell and myself. However, at the Before awarding “The President’s 1st James Steel Finals, we fielded a full Band and were Cup” for Services to the Pipes & Drums, again heard on television. SIDE DRUMMING Mr Longmuir and all three instructors A number of invitations had to be 1st Richard Bevan wanted to make a special award to our refused, due to sporting commitments, but 2nd Marijke Hansson-Bolt first lady Bass Drummer, Bonnie Stevens, Alyth Agricultural Show, in front of 3rd James Steel who received a solid gold and silver 7,000 people, certainly put Strathallan in medal in addition to jointly receiving for JUNIOR MARCH the limelight to say nothing of Bonnie the second year running, along with 1st Alex MacLeod Stevens’ strawberries which were more James Steel, “The President’s Cup” for 2nd Alisdair Gaw than welcome, and how encouraging it services to the Pipes & Drums. 3rd Alisdair MacDonnel was to have one Bandsman’s parent come T.G.L. all the way from America to hear her son play both at Alyth and at the CCF Competition. Talking of which, there is no doubt that although Strathallan may not have been Scottish Schools’ Champion Pipe Band, they certainly deserved to be placed high er than they were, as did one other school. We hear whispers that there are moves afoot to have the judging placed on a more professional basis than at present. To have Instructors from other schools and RSPBA Judges ring up to express their horror at the final outcome was both encouraging and disturbing. The only real way forward is to have the judging put on a purely professional basis, i.e. Army Judges and RSPBA Judges. On our return to School after Easter we found that our Piping and Drumming Palace had been demolished. This had been expected once the CCF Headquarters on East Drive had been completed and was fully operational, but perhaps not so soon. We were re-housed in the old Simpson dorms, but instruction there was curtailed as soon as examina tions began in the two Leburn dorms (soon to be the Theatre). Pipe Major Barron de-camped to the vestry and once his pupils found him all was more or less well. A much-heralded high point was the combined Old Boys’ and School Pipe Band playing at the Fete. The oldest play ing member had left School 31 years ago. After an hour’s rehearsal they were off — and produced both a stirring sight and equally stirring sound. Lindsay Muir per formed a Sword Dance and, as was expected, retained all ten toes. At the end of the afternoon all agreed that this should Drawing by Hamish McCartan. become an annual occasion.

22 ST ANDREW’S NIGHT

Cornered in November by Mrs Adam The Third Form’s performance of the to pen something witty and informative complicated “Canadolia: an off-concrete for the school magazine, to be completed Scotch Fantasia” by Edwin Morgan, a by June 23rd, one naturally replies “No very amusing play on Scottish names and places, was superb; and all credit must go problem!” However June 23rd, remote as to them and Mrs Forbes for co-ordinating it may seem to the cornered pupil in the complex poem. Catriona McLean’s November, arrives a great deal sooner “Over the Sea to Skye” was cleverly writ than anticipated. Had St Andrew’s Night been a less than memorable evening, 1 ten by her to parody the legend of Flora McDonald and Bonnie Prince Charlie, could have found myself desperately who were acted by Lucy-Anne Bryans racking the brains of my peers for any and the very amusing Christopher memories which hadn't quite faded. As it was, St Andrew’s Night proved one of the Dorman. The evening was enormously suc most enjoyable evenings of the School cessful and demonstrated that there was calendar, and even if I had succeeded in erasing it from my mind, the pupils, mas abundant talent within the school. ters and guests present would certainly Thanks must go to Mr Reed and the have filled me in! Music Department, the staff of the English Department and Mr Young and Obviously the theme of the evening his Kitchen staff who provided us with a was Scotland and Mr Broadfoot, together with his fellow-organisers, concentrated delicious buffet during the interval. on developing the different perceptions of Special thanks must, of course, go to Mr Scotland and her people. Thus, the Broadfoot who compered the evening and evening ranged from two of Liz helped organise much of the programme. Lochead's monologues, wittily recited by Mr Thompson also deserves a special mention for opening the evening by Fiona Grainger, and Heather Dewar’s brilliant portrayal of the archetypal Tracey Morton and Zoe Stephens. gracefully falling off his chair — a most Bearsden housewife in her recital of amusing unrehearsed performance. “Meeting Norma Nimmo”, to Edwin Below: Drawing by Heather Dewar. LOUISE WESTON Muir’s rather more reflective ard thought-provoking poem “Scotland's Winter” recited by Zoe Stephens, Tracey Morton and Louise Weston — the pitch of their voices contrasting and blending to great effect. Raj Arumagum spoke George Bruce’s poem “Urn Burial” before he joined with Pauline Lockhart to entertain us with a very lively selection of fiddle tunes. Music, as always, played an important part in the evening with the tenors and basses of the school choir singing “The Isle of Mull". The traditional participation of the pipes and drums and the extremely moving Gaelic songs performed by Tracey Morton and Zoe Stephens — in particular Tracey’s “O mo duhuthaich” (Oh My Country), was especially enchanting to all regardless of ability to comprehend the Gaelic language.

David Fraser, piper. THESPIANS The School Play this year, “The Happiest Days of Your Life” written by John Dighton, was a classic English farce where in war-time Britain a girls’ school and a boys’ school ended up sharing the same site — unbeknown to the respective parents: True comedy material which the cast successfully exploited. The conventional ‘battleaxe’ head mistress of St Swithin's, Miss Whitchurch, was played by Fiona Grainger. Her twin-set and pearls, walk ing stick, wrinkled brown tights and fear some aura spoke for themselves. She held the play together with considerable skill and if we couln’t laugh with her we cer tainly laughed at her. I, for one, felt Mr Pond, the Hilary Hall headmaster, played by Piers Raper, deserved a good stiff gin after suffering at the hands of the dogmatic Miss Whitchurch. Certainly, his gruff imper sonation of a 1940s’ harrassed headmas ter could only be worthy of full praise. The young blood of the play provided an amusing romantic element as Peter Brown, the archetypal ‘stiff’ Englishman proved more concerned with his opposite l.esley-Anne Dewar kepi a safe distance from Peter Brown. in St Swithin’s than his cricket and boys, whilst Lesley-Ann Dewar as the object of his desire was suitably evasive. Indeed, Malcolm as the nervous curate and his her elegance contrasted sharply with the wife in juxtaposition to parents Chris hilariously vulgar but undeniably amiable Procter and Rona MacDonald, nouveau character of the caretaker, played by Iain riche in the extreme, merely heightened our mirth! Fergusson. His continual swearing and It was a tremendous performance nose-picking antics left everyone save which reaped the benefits of much hard Miss Whitchurch, rolling in the aisles. work and dedication throughout the And how could we forget Mr Billings, Easter Term. played by Hamish MacCartan? (The boy TESSA DUNLOP who spent twice as long as anybody else applying his make-up!) Indeed, Hamish — forever confident — certainly did not let himself down on stage. However, his masculinity and good looks seemed mere ly to pose problems this time as Gossage, the sexless games mistress, played by Catriona Maclean, lusted after his body. The times when she preyed upon him in her clueless manner certainly provided the comic climaxes of the play. I, person ally, was spellbound by Catriona’s natural ability on stage as, with her “bright, keen and jolly” attitude, she left Mr Billings somewhat ruffled. Catherine Jones was another great evoker of laughter, wonderfully personi fying an over-keen 1940s’ schoolgirl. Her introductory words “I'm Barbara Cohoon, not spelt Colquohoun” after being repeat ed several times in a suitably ‘plummy’ voice became an amusing hallmark of her stereotype character. Her counterpart at Hilary Hall School, Hopcroft Minor, played by Nicol Nicholson, represented a wily-natured little boy in his long shorts and cricket cap. The farcical nature of the play never dwindled. The introduction of characters such as Richard Townhill and Jo Catriona Maclean, so life-like us Misv Gossage. Hamish's make-up fails!

24 HOUSE DRAMA COMPETITION

As as result of many weeks of careful dressed. Mark Hunter, Michael Burns and This was carried out with an explosive planning, rehearsals galore, and very hard Noel Charlier were the nuns (described on enthusiasm from Gazza himself (Mark work on behalf of the Third and Fourth the Nicol programme as ‘unsavoury’!), Price) and the ever-powerful Hitler Forms under the guidance of various Fifth and James Steele was the Mother (Cameron Wood). This combination of and Sixth Formers, this year’s House Superior. Also effective was the lighting well-known figures, old and new, along plays got off to a flying start. and sound. Nicol managed to produce a with Q and M (Jack Finley and Alan Yet again, Woodlands won the prize funny, if somewhat informal, play. It was Hall), ‘stolen’ from the Bond films, with an outstanding production, mainly clear the idea was original and careful proved to be an outstanding success owing to the high quality of acting. The thought had gone on behind the scenes. which worked well, bringing the audience story of two nightclubs in the Twenties To add to this, touches such as special a thoroughly enjoyable story of Gazza’s trying to take away each other’s business effects, upside-down boats, the cast’s mission to protect Hitler. Did he do it? was superbly executed by the whole cast. obvious enjoyment in the play, and the No. Hitler perished in the capable(?) Kananu Kirimi played a convincing gang eye-catching programme, made their play hands of Gazza: a huge success which ster called Touche who fell in love with compelling as well as memorable. was produced superbly. It cannot be omit Belinda (Catriona McLean), a spy from Simpson acted with a spontaneity ted that most of the ladies in the audience Frankie’s. Katherine Jones excelled her which had so far eluded the other houses. say “Yes” to Alan Hall in a suit! self as Raquel, the singer who was jealous Designed and structured to be a comedy, Apart from a variety of mishaps along of Belinda, as did Rebecca Dover their play was indeed just that with the the way, this year’s house drama competi (Clarins) and Amelia Blair Oliphant amusing antics of two poor men (Ally tion was fantastic. Everything went (Frankie) as the nightclubs’ notorious Duncan and Graham Nicol) deep in debt, smoothly from the organisers’ point of owners. This, with special praise given to searching for a way to make some money. view and the evening was a memorable Catriona McLean’s truly amazing singing Their ideas were cleverly presented on one. Well done to everyone and good and acting, lead to an organised, enter stage and proved to be innovative, funny luck to future competitors. Just remember taining and very successful entry from the and inevitably disastrous! Who’s ever that in the end much fun should be had by Woodlanders: “Manhattan Blues”. heard of two men busking with an electric all! Thornbank had the rather awesome task guitar, a freak rainstorm and the explo JENNIFER MACDONALD of doing their play, “The Blitz”, directly sion of the guitar?! Sounds ludicrous? after Woodlands. Nevertheless, they This was much the same path that the rest pulled it off in a somewhat serious but of the play took, which was crazy — thoroughly enjoyable way. Their alterna never a dull moment was had! It seemed a tive to the usual jokey, hilarious exploits terrible shame, however, that their life of some of the houses, was a rather sub long dream of winning the pools was MANHATTAN duing tale of two sisters who had (literal destroyed by the strict deadline and the ly) lost their parents in an air raid. This fateful changing of the clocks! Graham ¥61,/ BLUES potentially difficult scene was tackled Nicol and Ally Duncan both won as ‘Best with confidence and proved to be a suc Actors’ as well as receiving the prize for cess with its flashing lights and realistic ‘Best Script’. sound effects. Having at this point Ruthven’s production was a well- grabbed the audience’s attention, the play directed comedy. Perhaps some people’s managed to keep most people interested minds were prejudiced by the slightly less with its numerous talented actresses. successful venture of the year before. Camilla MacDonell played one of the lost Nontheless, everyone was impressed by sisters in a convincing way and was thus this year’s which entailed two rival gangs rewarded as the ‘Best Actress’ (along of dustbin men in the year 2000. The with Kananu Kirimi). Catherine Low’s ‘good’ gang wanted to clean up the town portrayal of the nasty lady who had to while the ‘bad’ guys resent the fact that look after the two young girls was effec there was nothing left for them to do and tive and well done. The costumes were were determined to destroy the other good and added authenticity to the play as gang. One theme that ran through the play a whole, even though the sudden ending was that it was sponsored by “Pepsi was a let-down to an otherwise entertain Cola”. Alistair White proved to be the ing and well-produced play. source of many jokes by his frequent Nicol had warned us in the programme interruptions in advertising Pepsi! Ben to be wary! The play was aptly named Ward played the part of the leader of the “Dress Rehearsal" because of their lack of good gang skillfully, along with baddie- NOT A KING rehearsals and their clumsy organisation. leader Michael Govind. Also amusing Despite this, the idea behind the play was was little (!) Mike Smith’s kidnapping “No!” I bellowed original and extremely funny. Who else and the obscure hiding place of a dustbin! They looked around in dismay. but Nicol would come up with three mas Altogether it was a well thought-out play Looking at one another culine nuns and some equally interesting which was perhaps a little careless in the They grinned. (!) men on a mission to seduce these acting at times, but funny and successful A sudden pain seeped through my back. nuns, in order to ensure the continuation as well. (Special mention must be given Then another, then another — of mankind. During this quest, we to the ‘bad’ guys’ rap which was hugely “I knew I should have listened to my encounter an old man (David Mann) who appreciated by the audience and con wife.” was Nicol’s saving grace because of his tributed to the jokey atmosphere that had They grinned again. excellent acting and general appearance. been created.) 1 could only manage a few more words: On this note, Nicol’s costumes were Freeland kept up the same high stan “Et tu Brute!” among the best, with each of the cast dard as it had in previous years, with their ALISTAIR REEKIE being appropriately and amusingly production of “Gazza’s European Tour". FORM III

25 CREATIVE WRITING COMPETITION THE TRAIN PRIZE WINNERS SEASONS’ NEWS FORM I Nicol Nicolson 1st Good evening, Ruth Sharp 2nd JOURNEY Here are tonight’s headlines: Craig Larkin 3rd I am staring mindlessly out of the glass The long standing battle between window: the landscape passes like the turn FORM 11 Colin Perry 1st ing of pages in a child's picturebook, And Spring and Winter has fired up again. as the wheels grind round and round like FORM 111/IV Catriona Maclean 1st Winter claims responsibility for several the slow turning of a handle 1 am reminded Alistair Reekie 2nd cases of hypothermia. by the sharp clickety-clack, clickety-clack Amelia Blair Oliphant 3rd of the resolute hands of a clock. I look Harry Hensman 4th Spring claims: out on the picturebook world where “Winter has been in too long, the haunted face of the clock goes hay FORM V Lucy Quarry 1st and now it is time to step down”. wire as if possessed, and then there is but Martin Frost 2nd a moment when the cows have golden Good evening. horns, and the trees’ gnarled fingers haunt FORM VI Robin Stewart 1st Once again, the wood. Approaching the track the Jamie Smith 2nd In the animal cycle criss-cross sketch of the landscape gives rows have been brewing. way to the snake-like briar. Yet it is all so GREENLAND Winter and Spring swift that each image is nothing more An ‘off-concrete’ Christmas Fantasia are battling it out than a memory. with apologies to Edwin Muir to see who will control February. Suddenly I am, once again, aware of the clickety-clack, clickety-clack. Who Saw? Over to our correspondent in Returning to the encapsulated reality of Santa saw Claus, Kris saw Kringle, Spring and Winters adjunct gardens — the carriage I see people slowly passing, Father saw Christmas, Saint saw Nick, John Horti-culture. most willing to wait but some impatient Sinta saw Class, Christ saw Child, Pere to return to their seats; some brandish saw Noel and Black saw Peter. “The feelings here are that Spring brown paper bags, no doubt filled with will ultimately dominate this some plastic-lidded cups and a warm, soft How Far? confusing struggle sandwich or two. They pass by — just From Greenland to Gretna, from Scotland As it has done for years. another face to be forgotten. I watch yet to England, from Japan to China, from another plastic cupful of cocoa turn viscid Brazil to Peru, from Togo to Turkey. However, we cannot presume upon and cold. how long winter can retain itself. Small children grown tired of endless What’s it like there? As you can see over my shoulder crisps and cans of fizzy pop, bored with Oh it’s merry, it’s jolly, it’s elfy, it’s cool! there are a few droplets of puzzles and joining dots, sit in the same iced water on fuchsia’s fingertips. accepting trance as their parents. With What do you do? We cannot tell for certain, pouting faces and fixed eyes they slouch We laugh and we eat, we give and The outcome of the situation. with wrinkled trouser-legs. The novelty receive, and open. We mince pie, turkey, The general feeling is geared train ride has long worn off, along with bacon and even Christmas pudding. We towards Spring being Victorious. their childish restlessness. Parents alike play at Dingbats, Monopoly, stare blankly out of the windows, occa Blockbusters and 20 Questions. We sing, This is John Horti-culture, sionally contributing to mundane conver and there’s aye a bit of Nowell. Seasons’ News, sation. Perhaps they think of the journey’s Back to the main office.” end. Others seem enraptured by their What is the best on that day? petty pursuits. A man painfully searches Getting presents. Yeh! Thank-you, John, his mind for a missing word, so wrapped There will be another bulletin up he doesn’t seem to notice the rare and And the worst? To report the victor’s meeting of perfect beauty of the fleeting land. When Not getting presents, Boo! Summer in July. I see his shiny black briefcase I know that AMELIA BLAIR OLIPHANT he is blinded. Listen, what’s that? Presently I hear the click, click of the Silent Night, Mistletoe and Wine and the ticket collector’s punch. He is resolute First Nowell. and solemn in a weary sort of way, almost regretful that all is correct and for a Tell us about last night. minute we all could have been cattle on a Well, the party finished at ten...., but the hefty truck. The ticket collector goes on food was good. his way treading the threadbare carpeting of orange and grey stripes. But who was there? 1 turn once more from the plastic cups, Jim and Bob, Peter and Rob, John, James spilt crisps and the rumpled magazines and even Gary. Helen and Liz, April and with their greasy fingerprints. I see, once my sis Mary. again, the green fantasy fields where the cows lazily graze and where copse and And what was the toast? knoll lie far below the humming pylon and far from the steadfast steel of the Christmas track. And if their lives were short they Christmas did not know it. Christmas LUCY QUARRY ALISTAIR REEKIE

26 TOOTLES It wasn’t until we got home that I saw wooden frame covered with chicken wire. “Martin! Come and help carry in the him again. The car had hardly stopped Inside there was an upturned wooden box shopping!” before I ran to the boot and took the box which served as a shelter in the rain. Reluctantly, I obeyed the command. As out and opened it. I rummaged around When we were quite content that it was I carried the heavy Fine Fare bags into the inside the straw and on locating him lifted up to standard we put in the last ingredi house I noticed a lettuce inside one. I him. I held him in the air and stared at ent — the tortoise itself. We all stood decided that the tortoise needed feeding. him. This had been my first chance to there to see how he would react to his On finishing my task I asked Mum and, examine him closely. We looked at each newly formed environment. But he kept being given the go ahead, ran out to feed other eye to eye. He stared out through true to his usual habit of doing absolutely the tortoise. I was just nearing the cage his half-shut eyes in a way which indicat nothing. I soon lost interest and went off when I saw a movement in the grass. I ed a sort of “Who are you?” look. His to watch ‘The ‘A ’ Team’. Straight after it stopped but on seeing nothing passed it legs waved limply through the air, hang had finished, well, actually it was more off as a hyperactive mole. However, as 1 ing out of his shell. The shell itself was like nine o’clock after ‘Murder She turned I became aware of a mobile stone still covered in little bits of straw, making Wrote’, 1 went out to give the tortoise its moving away from me. As I got closer I his markings look distorted. After a dinner. recognised its black markings as my tor minute or two 1 got bored with this and so As I got nearer, however, something toise. 1 think it recognised me, too, decided to find out how many other strange struck me. The tortoise wasn’t because as 1 came closer it put on a burst things he could do. where it had been sitting. This should not of speed. This proved to no avail because, I put him down on the grass and wait have been surprising with any ordinary flat-footed as I am, I can still outrun a tor ed. He sat there motionless. I began to get pet but with my tortoise it was quite toise. As 1 picked him up he let his feel impatient so I prodded him. In a flash he alarming. I lifted up the lid of the wooden ings be known by one of his now famous had withdrawn to the comfort of his shell. box in case he had gone in there but he snorts. We checked his cage for the This startled me but after a moment my hadn’t. Frantically, I combed through the means of his escape but on finding none initial curiousity returned. I began to bang grass inside the enclosure. Thoughts raced put him back in — saying that he had on the outside of his shell: gently at first through my head. Had he been stolen? probably escaped when we had cleaned but as it achieved nothing, I continued Was he at this very moment a prisoner of out his hutch the other day. This, howev harder. After a while it became obvious mad tortoise-eating savages? Had some er, was not the case as ten minutes later that another approach was in order. I one .....? we found him casually marching across stopped and gave the matter a lot of My eyes suddenly spotted something. It the front lawn. Curiously we placed this thought — so much, in fact, that in the wasn’t the tortoise though, it was quite now extremely miffed tortoise back in his time 1 took Mum had decided it was time the contrary. It was a hole in the chicken cage and watched to learn the secret of his to come into the house. I picked up the wire! It measured about 10 x 20cms — escape. He sat there still and then, on tortoise, still in its’ shell, and obeyed the just big enough for the toroise to get out thinking that we had left, crossed over to orders of ‘She who must be obeyed’! of. I thought it time I called in the profes the corner of his cage and slowly disap Inside, I was faced with the same prob sionals. peared into the ground only to reappear lem, namely: how to make it get out of its “Mum!” I yelled at the top of my voice. on the other side. shell. Then it hit me like a bolt from a “Yes, what is it?” came a bored reply. "The bloomin' thing’s built a tunnel!” gun. Lettuce! Tortoises arc supposed to “Mum, the tortoise has escaped.” exclaimed Dad. And sure enough, on eat lettuce. I did a quick recce around and “What? Are you sure ...?” examination, we found a tunnel almost found a piece in the fridge. I put it in front “Yes, it’s made a hole in the wire.” half a foot down. To combat this problem of his nose and awaited the reaction. The “Alright, I'll be there in a minute.” we dug the hutch in by a foot. This we reaction that followed was, to say the Over the next hours that followed the considered the maximum depth any tor least, non-existent. I then tried pushing whole family groped around the garden toise could burrow. the leaf right up against his face but this looking for the wretched thing and it’s proved fruitless as the nearer it got the For months the tortoise co-operated probably true to say that over an entire with us and so in return we relaxed our more he pulled his head inside his shell. I acre we were on first name terms with vigilante eyes. We named it ‘Tootles’ tried various other methods of force-feed every blade of grass. ing. I broke it up into little bits and scat after the taxi and built an extension to its tered them all around him. I tried jam “You and your bloomin’ animals!” cage. ming bits between his jaws in the hope hissed Mum angrily. “I mean it this time, As winter approached we became that he would taste his favourite food. On this is the last pet any of you are getting!” steadily more worried about hibernation. remembering that they liked red things 1 At around ten to eleven we found him We bought books but they seemed to covered a piece in tomato ketchup. Still stuck under the rhododendron bush, thirty offer little in the way of instructions — the thing wouldn’t eat. yards from where he should have been. It just things like the metabolic rate at I decided it was time for a different was eleven o’clock before any of us were which the tortoise worked. However approach. I lifted him up and talked to in bed. while we were wondering what to do, the him face to face. "If you don’t eat” I told In the weeks that followed we took tortoise had its own ideas . . . . him, “you will die. And if you die I will measures to ensure that the same thing One evening Dad returned with the be very upset,” I continued, “because for didn’t happen again. Around the bottom news that we were all going to the Lake the price 1 paid for you I could have had of the cage we put wooden planks over District for three days. The tortoise made ten hamsters or forty goldfish!” His reply the chicken wire to prevent the tortoise’s his move. On our return we found a plank came in the form of a grunt followed by a wire-cutting teeth ever being of any fur wrenched off and another hole in the hiss. This took me quite by surprise and, ther use. We also put the wooden box at chickcn wire. This time the tortoise didn’t as a result, I dropped him. Fortunately for the side as well to hinder his escape even come back. him he landed in the soft straw-filled box. more. This later proved less than a good Again we were given the lecture on This proved to be the first of many lucky idea. ‘the last pet you lot are having’ but come escapes. We returned home one night after a the summer I had another one called In the weeks that followed, my parents long, boring trip into Edinburgh trailing "Tootles II’. And guess what — the constructed a cage for my bolshy tortoise around the shops. I was just about to run damned thing escaped! to live in. It consisted of a rectangular inside the house when a voice said: MARTIN FROST

27 TELL US THE VERSE ..

This year an even greater number of placed first in their classes. The third from Katherine High, who won the 14 to pupils took part in speech performances form even transformed themselves into a 17 class. There were also merit certifi and competitions. November saw the (verbal) train for Auden’s “Night Mail"! cates for Amelia Blair Oliphant in the Perth Burns Club's annual festival and But the greatest success in the Perth prose reading, for Natalie Young in the the school’s St Andrew’s Night. In March Festival was the Solo (12-14) class, where Scots verse (under 12) and for Nicol we had the Perth Competition Festival 26 youngsters recited Belloc’s “Matilda” Nicolson and Kirsty Cooper in the under Speech Classes and the Burns Federation and our pupils took the first 5 places: 1st 14 solo. Competition. In May, the Edinburgh (equal) - Joanna Malcolm and Nicol Finally, this year for the first time we Competition Festival was held. The verse Nicolson; 3rd (equal) - Kirsty Cooper attempted the under 17 public speaking speakers’ final “appearance” for the ses and Louisa Henderson; 5th - Stacy class. This was won by 12 year old Nicol sion was at the Fete. Cooksley. After a class lasting three Nicolson who highly entertained the adju hours, 1 think we were all glad that the dicator with his “tongue in cheek” A total of 45 pupils competed through ghastly Matilda suffered a hideous fate. account of being a student in Strathallan’s out the three days of the Perth Festival in junior house, “The Life of Riley”. the solo classes. Our pupils always per A new venture this year for us, but a long established tradition, nationally, was Kananu Kirimi was placed second with form well in the Bible reading classes her humorous reflections on the absurdity with particularly fine readings from the Burns Federation Competition for the recitation of Scots verse. The finals were of the fashion industry. Third (equal) Nicola Miller, Amelia Blair Oliphant and went to Joanna Malcolm who considered John Osborne. Amelia also gave a spirited judged by Charles Kennedy the Senior Vice President of the Burns Federation. the effect of different colours upon our and agile performance of a speech by moods, and Louisa Henderson, who Puck in “A Midsummer Night’s Dream”. The junior winner was Catherine Gdula and the senior, Matthew Morley. reflected on the importance of the tree to Ben Ward won the Shakespeare class in humanity and life on earth. the 15 to 17 age group. The works of Last session, four senior girls took part That long day in Edinburgh was hectic local poet, William Souter, have long in the Edinburgh Competition Festival and, very complicated, as sometimes we been a feature of the Perth Festival and a speech classes. This year, however, a bus had pupils performing concurrently in stirring recitation of “The Children” and load, armed with packed lunches and teas, three rooms. A lasting memory from the “The Hunt” won a well deserved first headed for Morningside, where they com busiest part of the day is of Andreas place for Lesley-Ann Dewar. peted individually and provided support Backmann calmly asking me where he for one another! The Bible reading again could go to change dollars and gilders Another feature of speech festivals is inspired fine performances, particularly into sterling. With relief, I told him banks the choral speaking of verse. Both the from Andreas Backmann, James Wright were closed on a Saturday! first form and the third form choirs were and Kimberley Anderson (under 13) and I.M cF. DEBATING The academic year 1991/1992 started The Junior Debates saw some very Certainly, as was seen this year, with a keen, fresh-faced Debating promising performances — especially Debating is not for the ‘effete’ — but Committee, ready to rectify what they felt Miss Amelia Blair Oliphant’s (“Don’t rounds off the “all-rounder”. The real were the downfalls of the previous year’s tangle with me or I’ll put a bullet through winners were all those who took part, Committee. your forehead”) high-powered and intimi either as teams or as voices from ‘the The first problem facing them was the dating attack on the Opposition. floor of the House’. difficult decision as to the appointment of Miss Dunlop and Mr Murray (“I'm so Speaker of the House. That, in itself, laid back I don’t care what you do or The School’s thanks are due to all who threw up a debate between the supporters say”) Dick debated brilliantly in The debated; the School Prefects who of Mr Daniel McGilvray (“Dan the Main Bank of Scotland Debating Competition "policed" the Debates (but never had to Man” — “Punter of the Round Ball extra and although they didn't win their Heat, it eject a single Honorary Member); the ordinaire”) and Miss Tessa Dunlop was a noteworthy Debate. Junior Members of the School who brave “Hysterical and Historical Scribe of the ly stood up to speak and, in spite of more Oxbridge Possibles” and “Summer Term The Inter-House Competition (one of gentlemanly cat-calls than are heard “in Troglodytes Troglodytes”). On the flick the recent highlights of previous Debating the Other Place”, stood their ground of one of Mr Longmuir’s rare coins it was Years) started off very well, but along against the ‘Pigs from Gerasa' and made decided to alternate the occupancy of with debating in the Summer Term, fiz their point, often to great effect; and, of “The Speaker’s” Chair (replete with cush zled out with the pressure of external course, to everyone who supported and ion filched from the Chapel). examinations (beginning at Easter and voiced their own opinions in a “standing- The Debating Year, or at least the first finishing in the penultimate week of room only” Chamber (Mr Reed having two terms of the year, produced some term). Perhaps the Inter-House Debating retrieved his Music Room chairs before, memorable debates. Who could ever for Competition should be handed over to the during and after Debates. Lower Sixth — but that’s another debate get Mr Philip Ainsworth (“Follow me, I Especially, our thanks are due to those for next year’s Committee. The finalists know where the rare moths hang out”) who enlivened the few dull or awkward were to have been Thornbank v Ruthven and Master (“I can play the tunes — even moments with their own opinions (how — and it’s no secret that their respective ‘Sandy’s New Chanter’”) Hamish ever bizarre — future Captains of School Housemistress and Housemaster (who not McCartan with their “Coke-Can” tech — take note!). nique against Miss Pauline (“I can sing only supported their teams — at least that what you sing — AND avoid the moths”) team which wasn’t awarded 7 ‘byes’ to Finally, Good Luck and Good Lockart partnering Miss Hilary (“Just allow it into the semi-finals — and per Debating. carry the wretched harp — don’t drop it haps even coached them) were visibly or you’ll be strumming one in the next present whenever their teams made an CHRISTOPHER PROCTER life”) Moore. appearance. (Scribe) A TRIP TO BELGIUM .. Substantially aids the GCSE History candidate: Discuss (109 marks)

On a cold, dark October evening that evening we realised that almost all and after much hearsay about Mr Raine’s around forty intrepid 5th Formers cut the buildings in Belgium were less than fabulous karaoke voice, temptation was short their ten day release from school life 40 years old and even today throughout too much and we went (albeit reluctantly) in order to play soldiers in the Belgium the country there are constant reminders to investigate the rumours. Rebecca trenches. of a war which almost obliterated a “neu showed us how to dance a Strauss Waltz Sustained by a nourishing school tral” country. gracefully, whilst Mr Du Boulay, not to breakfast we left allied ground with a On Day 3 the history aspect of things be outdone, showed us The Twist was the cheer and murmured cries from the dark was over and we began our day of rest dance to avoid. The evening was drawn to confines of the back row, “Nobody told and relaxation. We first visited Ghent — a close nicely by a Pengelley, Neale, me 1 needed a passport!” (Well done, “a charming little town” — assured our Raine, Du Boulay and, of course, straight John.) trusty leaders. Well, it may have been man Proctor, rendition of “Now That I We arrived at Hull for the fifteen hour “charming” most days but on this particu Can’t Dance”. Examples to us all?! ferry trip to Zeebrugge extremely tired lar Sunday it was more deathly still than Seasickness claimed many a victim the the battle fields of the Somme. from the journey and so all went straight next morning and the deck was extremely to sleep at exactly 10.00pm. Things picked up in Bruge where we popular, unlike our superb cameraman, Heightened by new found “come danc all succumbed to tourist fever and squan Chris Marshall, who caught all our misde dered our last francs on lace, post cards ing” skills the night before, Mr Proctor meanours on tape, and received more for Gran, and, of course, Belgian choco led the troops forth to our first encounter death threats than a GCSE examiner. with the war graves. Row upon row of late. Full marks go to Lucy Young and countless fallen soldiers shocked even Johnathan Foy for successfully testing our The faces when we returned to school Alan into silence. infamous “numbering o ff’ system (41 is were a sight to behold. 1 think everybody After a light continental lunch (a for usually after 40, Helen) by taking up per had a great time and, despite rumours to eign concept to some in the group) we manent residence someplace in the town the contrary, our ability to understand a drove up towards Ypres and began to — their whereabouts were never dis little more of the 1st World War condi appreciate that the German side of things closed. tions was helped. really wasn't much better. An enlighten By 6.00pm we were back on the ferry NICKY MILLER ing commentary on the strategic positions of the surrounding country was admirably kept up by Mr Pengelley, despite the banjo duet serenading the back of the bus. After a hard day’s history and a not so light dinner (much to Ali's relief) it was time to admire the sights of Katrijk for ourselves. All thanks must go to Comrade Sangster for so competently leading this tricky manoeuvre for our “HISTORY” reconnaissance. The next morning it was off to France, to Vimmy Ridge, to play in the stone trench es completely unabashed by large signs declaring “UNEXPLODED SHELLS”. Many had fun in the shell crater big enough to contain Woodlands. After packed lunches, which everyone had eaten at 8.00am, we abandoned French territory, now knowing the word for turnip mountains — all of which were dutifully pointed out by Rich Morris. We went on to visit the museum at Somme which is filled with countless memorabilia including numerous grave stone slides which sobered us all a little, as did Miss Neale’s remark later — that each name inscribed out of the 20,000 on a war memorial (near hill “69”) was a person with family and friends and life ahead of him. Our empathy skills where once again increased when we visited the War Museum at Ypres which succeeded in bringing the war out of the text books. The mood was continued as we heard the sombre strains of The Last Post being played under yet another memorial to more fallen soldiers at the entrance gate to the town. On the way back to the hostel Mister Twister! (N.H. Du B. on the Boat).

29 THE FRENCH PLAY

Sometime back in the mists of time another sort of notice appeared in the French blocks to keep the numerous “ne parle pas anglais ici” (sic) company. It was no less menacing and carried the ominous message that the department wanted ACTORS. Roughly three months, lots of coffee, numerous packets of Hob nobs and more, (procrastination!) those of us who hadn’t run fast enough took the plunge. We left the security of Mr Streatfeild- James’ living room and took to the stage. (Well, OK — the Lecture Theatre). Francois, as Maigret the detective, raised the level of the French — sadly no-one understood the accent. He said he enjoyed his stint on stage but he never re-appeared from backstage again. Why? Something to do with that nice belted raincoat? Heather put up a virtuoso performance as the waiting widow and over-bearing maman — typecast? Surely not. The rea orable line “Oui C hef’. Laurie was ner at all for my role! All things said, we had son I know this is that no maman in her vous but with Heather’s medieval mother great fun and the cast would like to thank right mind would be daft enough to heave on his heels and Tilly’s lust-consumed their script-writer-cum-director-cum resi the wine bottles out of the window to serving lass blocking his frontal escape dent snoring person for giving support in keep things tidy. Anyway, dig that hand route, who could blame him? Lesley- the front row. Thank you Mr Streatfeild- bag work (she caught Francois a great Anne got great at sweeping the cafe floor, James for all your work and especially all right hook with it!) Raj was brilliant as Lynn was a taxi driver struck by motor those biscuits you fed us! Maigret’s side-kick Lucas — most mem- way madness and I needed no rehearsing FIONA GRAINGER COLOGNE Achtung! Even to those who do not do Communication was fairly tough at Saturday evening we all ended up togeth German, this word may seem familiar. It first as the extent of our GCSE vocabu er, Sunday was spent separately, with was a word which was to come in useful lary was pushed to the limit, but at least people visiting nearby towns and land when eight of us lucky Strathallians won Paul found some use for his favourite scapes, and Claire was lucky enough to a busman’s holiday to Germany for ten word — “DOCH” — contradicting every visit Belgium and Holland. days during the autumn term of 1991. A thing anyone had to say. On the last night, after some interna daunting prospect — maybe, but it was Claire and Tracey were perhaps at a tional sporting events, a big buffet supper worth a shot, if only to miss those boring slight advantage having done a year of A was organised for everyone. We enter lessons for a short while. level German but, even so, were initially tained them with some Scottish Country Armed with dictionaries, verb tables, reluctant to speak in the foreign tongue. Dancing. However, not even this could grammar books (as well as all our “holi However, attending lessons conducted show adequately our enormous apprecia day work” from concerned teachers, of entirely in German and learning subjects tion for the effort and generosity of the course) we set off for Cologne with our as diverse as Maths, Physics and even teachers, parents and pupils of the school. stereotypical German Fuhrer — Klaus Divinity, our confidence and understand We can never thank them enough. Glimm. ing were extensively broadened. On arrival in Cologne station, we were Not only did our German improve vast greeted by an assortment of strange for In addition to the school curriculum, ly, but also our confidence and knowl eigners (yes ‘REAL’ Germans, Tracey!!) our hosts had arranged a daily programme edge of the German people. Judging by of activities and trips both educating and and rapidly whisked off to various corners the emotional departure the following of the city not knowing whether we entertaining. The highlight must have morning at the station, it was clear that would ever return ... been a VIP trip to Cologne Cathedral the exchange had been a great success Most of us were staying with someone which stands high. We were shown the and that strong bonds had been estab of our own age and sex, except for Jock renowned Ark containing the ashes of the lished between Strathallan and the — was it love at first sight????? (perhaps three wise men and taken to the roof from Liebfrauschule. which we could watch firework displays we should also mention that she has None of this could have been possible from the nearby city of Dusseldorf. A already been back to stay!). At least we without Mr Glimm who we all wish to truly breathtaking experience. Other out had the consolation of knowing that our thank for organising the visit. Having just ings included a day in Bonn, trips to vari German hosts all had something in com sat our A levels and GCSEs we appreciate ous museums, as well as opportunities to mon: they were human beings and they the value of such an opportunity and we go shopping. all went to the Liebfrauschule, which was hope that next year’s exchange is every our main opportunity to meet up with the The weekend was left to the devices of bit as successful. other Scots and compare notes. each individual family and although on TRACEY MORTON & CLAIRE CORRIE

30 IMPRESSIONISTS In February, the Department of Art and Design were priviledged to join the Design and Technology Department on a combined trip to London. Despite an unexpected shortage of ade quate facilities on the train and some other minor entertainments, as we approached King’s Cross it became apparent the trip had become a little too much for George Obank, who obviously thought he was landing at Heathrow! This, in turn, confused all of us, not to ; mention some of the other passengers . On our arrival at the hotel we noted immediately that the travel agent had gone to enormous lengths to make the Design and Technology Department feel “at home” and cunning dispersion of rooms ensured, in the absence of resusci To add to all this, as if one needed point the pace was altered and the tation equipment, minimal movement more, a full day of visits was enjoyed by rhythmn increased that evening, when from the Art staff. These celestial quar all — to the Design Museum, the Design everyone enjoyed a show called “Return ters, however, were to deny us the oppor Centre and the National Gallery, where to the Planet” — which, incidentally, Mrs tunity of extending relationships with an the education department provided a lec Cairns was extremely relieved to do. American girls’ school and their charm turer to talk us through some After this packed day and late night ing staff, also resident at the hotel. Impressionist and Post-Impressionist (for some a little longer and later than Reluctantly, we had to leave this task to paintings. This proved invaluable to the others) a very tired but happy group Mr Elliott and the boys, who, judging by students who were about to sit their returned to school mainly to sleep, but their appearance next morning, had all Higher History of Art paper. also to reflect on the wonders of this trip. thrived on the experience. Having reached cultural saturation D.H. DESIGN AND TECHNOLOGY It has been a couple of years since I last all of whom have contributed enormously and the department in general. 1 would included a report in the magazine and to the success of this venture. like to express my gratitude to them both during that time Strathallan has been for their continued support. Mr Wallace left last Christmas to take a moving rapidly through its planned pro Finally, with an imminent move Head of Department post in London and gramme of changes. Buildings have been planned for myself to The University of it is appropriate here to acknowledge the erected at a tremendous pace and these Strathclyde faculty of Education, I would huge contribution that he made since he have all contributed towards the gradual, like to wish all at Strathallan all the very started here in 1986. yet significant change for the whole best for the continuation of the happy and school. He has been replaced by Mr Belwood purposeful atmosphere that will be essen and I would like to take this opportunity tial for the introduction of the forthcom The Design and Technology depart to formally welcome him into the team. ing changes, and to wish my successor ment has maintained its planned develop Both Mr Phillips and Mr Wilson are every happiness in what is a great posi ment with a full six years completed in continuing to contribute a great deal to tion. the new building, and we are now able to the continued development of the subject P.E. see the benefits of these facilities being available for all students. A-Level and Higher grade entries have been increasingly more successful and the gradual change towards a “Total Design" approach means that we are now catering for an ever-increasing diversity of project work within the full spectrum of this sub ject area. GCSE work has been enjoying over whelming success, particularly within the Technology courses and for me the biggest reward comes from the enthusi asm that is being born out of involvement within this subject. The National Scene is always in the news and it is heartening to learn that after all the debate, criticism and report ing of this area nationally, we are right on course and holding our own at the fore front of development. All of this is only made possible by the continued hard work of the team of staff, Making Mountains out of Molehills on the Hockey Pitch? 31 CAREERS

The year has seen the continued con introductions to interested pupils. Sadly, know more about the scheme, is asked to solidation of the existing careers service, the Senior Army Liaison Officer, Colonel contact either Graham Johnston or and a number of new initiatives. Robert Gurdon, retired this summer. His myself. help and encouragement over many years The “all-in” Aptitude Testing in the At last we launched a Young Enterprise has been second to none. We shall miss Fifth Form is now fully established. This company, “BEANCHIES”, which while it his visits, and we are most grateful to him year 112 pupils took the tests. (For the suffered a number of hiccups — mainly for all his assistance. benefit of younger pupils and their par through lack of experience of all con ents I might add that an explanation is An important new initiative, for which cerned — nevertheless declared a divi dend giving a 20% profit to shareholders. given to pupils when they are in the we must thank Mr Raine, has been the Fourth Form, and at the end of the Fourth introduction at the Lower Sixth stage of A report appears elsewhere in this maga zine. At the time of writing it is uncertain Form year parents are sent full informa interview practice on a substantial scale. whether we can form a company for 92- tion about the scheme). This has been conducted by members of 93, but I hope so. the Rotary Club of Perth Kinnoull. In In the Lower Sixth there were 76 atten May, 36 pupils were put through the mill, As always, a number of ladies and gen dances at careers experience courses, and their response was overwhelmingly tlemen have visited the School to give slightly fewer than last year, but nonethe positive, even from some who realised lectures and presentations on a variety of less a healthy number. (Again for the ben they made a bit of a mess of things. As topics. We extend our thanks to: efit of parents, the Lower Sixth are given, one girl said: “I got it wrong, but at least I Mr W Baird, University of Dundee — in December, details of courses available, now know it, and I can put it right.” We “Going to University”. to take home). are most grateful to our friends in Perth, Colonel John Blashford-Snell, Director In September the Upper Sixth attended and I hope they will be prepared to con Operation Raleigh — “A Life of Glasgow University Open Day. While tinue and perhaps extend this very valu Adventure”. much was learned, it is felt it would be able exercise. advantageous to have a major visit earlier Professor Anthony Bussutil, University of in the application season, and so the A second initiative is the establishment Edinburgh — “Forensic Science and Lower Sixth attended Dundee University of a Register of Old Strathallians prepared Crime Investigation”. to help pupils past and present with Open Day in June. The initial reaction to Mr Phil Cooper — “Substance Abuse”. this change was favourable, and it is like advice, and perhaps with work experi ence. This scheme is being masterminded Mr Cowan Ervine, University of Dundee ly to be the pattern for the future. The — “Careers in Law”. Upper Sixth also went to the Tayside by the current President of the Strathallian Mrs Jenny Gibbons, GAP Enterprises Higher Education Convention in Club, Sheriff Graham Johnston. There Ltd. — “Taking a GAP year". September — a very valuable evening, has been an encouraging response to the and there was an additional visit for the Mr John Gibson, Napier Polytechnic — first wave of enquiries. The intention is to Lower Sixth to a Higher Education “The Scottish Centrally Funded build up a list of Strathallians, by profes Convention hosted by St Leonards, to Institutions”. sion and location, so that a cry for help whom we express our thanks for their Mr Charles Jackson, “People First” — can lead to a referral to a sympathetic hard work and hospitality. “Motivation and Goal Setting”. expert. We may not be successful in con Liaison officers from all the Armed tacting all those interested, and any Old Mrs Helen MacNeill, Dugdale-MacAdam Services continue to visit the School each Strathallian willing to make his or her College — “Secretarial Careers”. term, and they give invaluable advice and expertise available, or who would like to D.A.R.W.

COMMUNITY SERVICE

It has been encouraging to see an homes. They sang along, recalling all the increasing number of people involved in words perfectly from the depths of their this worthwhile activity this year. The memories. “Requests” for favourite carols elderly and the sick greatly value their kept the choir on its toes, but efforts were weekly visits from Strathallan pupils. richly rewarded when the Moncrieff They love the opportunity to chat away Home laid on a huge tea. and a natural chord of affinity is often Strathallan played host to many pen struck. This year, as well as visiting the sioners from the area at Christmas when Bridge of Earn Hospital and the they filled the Chapel for the first of our Moncrieff Nursing Home, the pupils have Carol Services. ventured into Perth where the newly Lorna English, Carolyn Russell, Nicola opened Ochil Nursing Home has wel Crowe and, more recently, Carolyn comed them each week. Also in Perth, Silver, have been braving the hyperactivi they have enjoyed the opportunity of ty of Dunbarney Primary School, an helping out nurses on the paediatric ward occupation they thoroughly enjoy, but of the PRI, although they usually look find fairly exhausting. fairly worn out after an afternoon’s work Many thanks to all those who con there! tributed this year. Next year we hope to Musicians from the Choir joined us at see even further expansion into the com Christmas to produce a small carol con munity. cert which delighted the residents of the P.J.C. I’aul Heslop's deserving case' BUSINESS STUDIES

Part of the brief on my appointment two The competition was a computer simula they finished in 13th place overall — the years ago was to introduce Business tion of running a company selling dispos highest position of any Scottish school. Studies into the Sixth Form curriculum. able shirts (would you believe The Economics class also entered a In the school year recently finished we ‘Castaways’?) and during the game the national Economics Competition called have seen the first group of ‘A ’ level stu team had to make various decisions like: Forecast 1992 run by Lloyds Bank where dents complete their course and are now the team had to forecast (guess?) the (at the time of writing) awaiting their How many shirts to make behaviour of certain key economic vari examination results — although by the What price to charge ables over a six month period eg time this is read the students will be scat How many people to employ tered around the UK at various institu How much equipment/raw materials FTSE 100 Index tions of Higher Education. were required Inflation Rate In addition to the A Level Business How much to spend on marketing Unemployment Rate Studies class the department also offers Interest Rates the new Scottish Highers Course in This was a national competition (UK) etc Management and Information Studies and out of an entry of 250 (with 100 more (which was examined for the first time in schools wanting to enter but unable to), Unfortunately they did not have the 1992). the team managed to play through two same amount of success as their Business These ‘new’ subjects are in addition to competitive rounds and qualified for the Studies counterparts with their forecasts the existing courses in Economics at A national semi-final (24 teams). This was< — but then again neither did HM and H Level. Economics is a very popu held in Surrey and the sponsors of the Treasury during that same period lar subject nationally and remains one of competition, Argos, paid all expenses for (remember Norman Lamont said that he the “top 6” A Levels in terms of numbers air flights to London. So very early in could see signs of the green shoots of of students taking the examination. As March I collected some bleary-eyed economic recovery in 1991! Yet here we the A and H Level courses are so similar youngsters at school in time for the 7.00 are in 1992 and are still waiting for the it proves possible for both to be taught in shuttle to Heathrow. We arrived back at recovery to begin!) and they, of course, one class — two for the price of one Strathallan at around 11.00pm the same had rather more information and more (that’s Economics in action for you!). It evening, without the first prize of £5,000 sophisticated tools of analysis than the also means that all A Level students can but with a certain amount of credit. Lower Sixth ‘Eco’ class! take the Higher as a back-up. When the final results were calculated N.S. In order to cope with the growth in popularity of these subjects the school has made two new appointments to the department — Mr Christopher Mayes (or “Mr Ms” as he has been christened) has just completed his first year and Mrs Anne Croft was appointed on a part-time basis to help reduce the size of the MIS sets. For those who have not yet found their way to the Economics and Business Studies Department we can be found above the Modern Languages Department occupying the Sixth-Form-Hall-that-was and the ‘Latin Room’. The department now has three classrooms and an office. The subject matter of the various cours es that we have on offer is too detailed to be covered here, but should anyone wish to find out more then we would be pleased to see them over in the depart ment. Both the ‘new’ courses are keen to pro mote what is known in the jargon as ‘stu dent-centred learning’ ic using a variety of approaches to teaching and learning which encourage an active learning process — the use of case studies, man agement training games, business simula tions (some done on the computer), prob lem solving and decision making exercis es, etc. Other activities are planned and we would hope to be able to incorporate visits to firms and to get some visiting speakers into the school. During the academic year 1991/92 a YOUNG ENTERPRISE COMPANY 1992/3 team of 4 Business Studies students “RECIPE FOR SUCCESS” (Dominic Schmidt-Rieche, Rod Lamb, Dishes from all your favourite sporting personalities Jennifer Griffiths and Iain Wilson — see READY SOON! photo) took part in the “Young Business ENQUIRIES TO: KATE TURNER — WOODLANDS People of the Year 1992” Competition. RUGBY Strathallan School RFC opened new own goal area. He lost the ball, they and support play by both forwards and frontiers in its pre-season tour by being scored and we lost 6-7. backs, the latter from a line-out was clas the first Scottish school to tour to South At this.stage we should have played 3 sic, good back play with a beautifully America for rugby. Argentina and Chile and won 3 — Loretto would then, I’m timed pass by Alan Keddie to finish it off. were the two main countries visited and sure, have been another story. Twenty Unfortunately, we relaxed and it was a Santiago and Buenos Aires the two main minutes of pressure on Loretto in their much tougher battle in the second half to centres. We were extremely well looked first half produced no score, yet against secure victory by 18-10. The final score after by The Grange School in Santiago the run of play they broke away, due to was by Andy Wood, converted by Alan and St Andrew’s Scots School in Buenos slack tackling, to score. A second goal Keddie.The game against Glenalmond Aires. The former could not have been before half-time confirmed that the end was marred by a bad accident to their more helpful over the unfortunate acci result would be a victory to Loretto, as, excellent open-side flanker and with not dent to James Henderson. Culturally, thereafter, we seemed to have lost belief long to go and the score at 4-4, it was socially and educationally it was a great in ourselves. The final score was 0-12. decided to abandon the game. However, it experience and Strathallan boys were Robin Stewart, our captain, was off for must be said that we were lucky to escape good ambassadors. Unfortunately we did both the Loretto and the St Aloysius with a draw. Our one score was perhaps not do well on the rugby field and, in ret games, his place being taken by Martin one of the best of the season. It started rospect, we should have taken six or Ross and Mark Tench, respectively. with a drive on the blind side from a seven leavers which would have made a Within minutes against St Aloysius we scrum with Peter Sochart, Eddie big difference. Our best performance was were 0-3 down but came back decisively Anderson and Bob Mitchell followed by a losing very narrowly to The Grange and with four penalties by Mark Silver, good ruck ball and out to the backs. An School and reaching the semi-final of a one following a terrific peel by Garry inside pass from Alan Keddie to Andy Sevens tournam ent arranged in La Burton and Ky Kay, and we were well in Wood finally put Robin Johnston and Cumbre. control at half-time. Tries by Mark Tench, Mark Silver away but Andy was there to Peter Sochart and Jason Low, the latter pick up and score after Mark had been The team for the first two games back running virtually the length of the field, tackled. at school was as follows:- R Johnston, H secured a good victory at 26-7. For the second year we went to the Lochore, A Keddie, A Wood, M Silver, K Alec Burrell was still injured for the Howe of Fife ground to play the North Salters, G Anderson, R Stewart, S Fettes game and, in fact, the next three and Midlands U18 side. This time we Harrod, K Kay, R Mitchell, G Burton, J games. James Tornos played at wing for could and most definitely should have Tornos, A Burrell (second half Rannoch ward and Jason Low retained his place won. Not only did we cope well with the and The Grange), J Leiper, P Sochart. due to an injury to Mark Silver. We were district side but we exerted tremendous The opening game against Rannoch so dominant in the first 20 minutes that pressure on their forwards. Once again, was all too easy with a score-line of 66-0 we scored three tries through Ky Kay, we could not convert pressure into points in our favour. Our forwards were too and we lost 3-10. There were good perfor strong in the scrums and the loose but did Eddie Anderson and Hugh Lochore. The first two scores came from good driving not dominate the line-out so easily. There mances by many and Eddie Anderson had was also good and confident running from the backs and an abundance of tries. Our next game was a unique return fix ture by The Grange School, Santiago. This was a very competitive game and at the end of the first half we were 4-9 down, having conceded three penalties against a try by Andy Wood. We entered the second half determined to put our selves in the lead and after a try and con version by Mark Silver we seemed to be very much in control. Determined tack ling by The Grange under considerable pressure prevented us from scoring and with not long to go a mistake in mid-field led to a counter attack by the South American side and a final score of 10-15. With high winds and lashing rain the conditions could not have been worse to play Glasgow Academy and having the majority of possession was quite often an embarrassment. Having scored an excel lent try early on (involving a miss in the centre, fullback coming into the line, wing and wing, forward taking the ball on and the fly-half Keith Salters, in true ‘Ella-style’, being there for the final pass), the game looked to be a foregone conclusion. However, increasingly we found it difficult to finish off movements despite considerable pressure. With liter ally only seconds to go and leading 6-3 our fly-half seemed to have a mental aberration and tried to run a ball from our Aleck Burrell and Ky Kuy coming off llic pilch.

34 an outstanding game but, sadly, missed A penalty by Mark Silver and a try by and Merchiston. The team for the former the trial for the Presidents XV and the Eddie Anderson after 10 minutes, sniping was G Burton, H Lochore, J Leiper, R next game against Merchiston through on the open-side after a ruck gave us a 9- Obineche, P Ainsworth, M Silver, A injury. 0 lead (conversion by Mark Silver). After McCulloch and after beating St Aloysius From a rugby point of view it’s a pity half-time tries by Jason Low and Mark by 18-10 and being 10-0 up against that we have a half-term as it seems to Tench with another conversion took the Dundee HS we let our grip slip and lost disrupt the pattern of development and score to 19-0. Although not a great per 10-12. At Merchiston the side was: G with Merchiston having been on tour formance, it was a satisfactory way to end Burton, H Lochore, P Ainsworth, M while we were resting there is no doubt the term. Silver, J Low, E Anderson, A Wood. that they were much sharper and more After Christmas we played an ‘A ’ XV After winning against Merchiston B 14-8, mentally atuned. For them it seemed a against Howe of Fife Colts and after lead Stewarts-Melville 22-18, Glasgow very easy victory at 13-44. ing 30-0 with 3 tries by Jason Low, 2 by Academy 16-12, we succumbed to a pow The next two games were, in fishing Robin Johnston and one by Guy erful Merchiston side in the final 6-30, terminology, games which we should Stephens, with three conversions, the after being well in touch at 6-10 at half have had in the bag but were allowed to younger, more inexperienced players who time. slip away, both by one score. Leading were brought on found the up-hill condi The 3rd form side, captained by Edinburgh Academy by 3-0 and with the tions quite difficult and the score slipped Duncan Forbes, was by far and away our opposition having to defend their own to 30-16. most successful side this season. line, lack of concentration allowed them St Andrew’s Scots School from Buenos Unbeaten in the normal run of fixtures, to switch the ball from right to left and Aries made a return visit to Strathallan they contributed substantially to an U13_ send their left-wing away, the full length and having lost by a big margin in side which played in the SSRU Jubilee of the field. Another penalty by Mark Argentina, the boys were determined to Tournament. Having won the Midlands Silver brought the score to 6-6 at half- give a good account of themselves. Section they went on to the finals at time. The loss of Bob Mitchell in the sec Unfortunately, due to frost, the match had Murrayfield and lost in the quarter finals ond half did not help but it was our care to be switched to Edinburgh which meant to St Aloysius. Steven Cooksley cap lessness and Edinburgh Academy’s we lost out on local support. Nevertheless tained this side in what proved to be an opportunism which turned the game in the team gave an extremely good account excellent tournament. their favour. Even then we created several of themselves and surprised St Andrews. The 4th form side provided the follow scoring chances in the latter phases of the Had our place-kicker not missed a penalty ing for the Midlands U15 team: D game without capitalising on any. Final when we were leading 9-4, we may just Clement, A Clark, M Greshon and L result was 6-12. have sneaked a remarkable victory. MacKenzie. Steven Harrod and Bob Mitchell’s However, the strength and experience of I would like to take this opportunity to injuries near to the Morrison’s game did the Argentinian side allied to the loss of thank all coaches for the time spent on not help stability within the pack. Peter Sochart our No 8, who sustained a rugby outside their normal teaching com Nevertheless,we started the game well neck injury, finally tipped the balance. mitments. We continue to field a large and were seven points ahead in 24 min Peter’s loss from the back of the scrum number of sides at all levels and our only utes with a try by Graham MacLennan and line-out was crucial as he had devel problem is getting fixtures for the differ and a penalty by Mark Silver. Once again, oped into a fine player as the season pro ent teams. Nevertheless, coaches do a over-confidence caused problems and we gressed. tremendous job in maintaining interest allowed Morrison’s to get back into the This game took more out of the side and enthusiasm. My thanks, in particular, game. Tackling mid-field and a lack of than was realised and losing a few crucial this season go to Simon Pengelley, Colin commitment in rucking, especially in players with injury, added to exam com Stewart and Jonathan Forster, all of defence were the main problems. Half- mitments, we played Robert Gordon’s whom are leaving for pitches new. Each time score was 7-9. A try by Johnny College four days later with quite a differ has contributed in his own way to the suc Leiper and conversion by Mark Silver ent side. The final result here, however, cess of the Club and we are most grateful took the score to 13-9 but M orrison’s was still more disappointing (9-16) and for their efforts. Sister Wallace also left were quick to respond with a penalty. A not the best way to end the season. during this year and we wish her all the knock-on by Mark Silver foiled a certain Overall this was a very disappointing very best in her new appointment. scoring opportunity but a penalty brought season because, had The Grange and Finally, my thanks go to all those who the score to 16-12. A final driving assault Glasgow Academy results gone the right are forced by dint of their jobs to pick up by Morrison’s revised the score to 16-18. way, at least four of the other games, if the pieces, dirty washing, wounded etc: Although we lost 3-23 to an excellent not more, would have gone our way. In Mrs Clayton and her sewing room staff, and, as it proved to be, unbeaten Dollar fact, the only 2 sides to beat us conprc- Sister in the san, and Mr Young and his Academy side, this was by far our best hensively were Dollar and Merchiston staff for coping admirably with the performance since half-term. We held and throughout the season our forwards ‘Barbarian Hordes’ every week. Dollar to 0-3 at half-time with a powerful had the best of more set-piece exchanges. 1S.R performance by the pack and terrific mid- However, our loose play, continuity and field tackling. Unfortunately, careless finishing were not always so good. kicking early in the second-half allowed a Ky Kay, Eddie Anderson and Andy very quick set of Dollar backs to run from Wood played for the Presidents XV and deep and counter-attack well. Alan Keddie was in the squad. Both Kelvinside Academy was the final Eddie Anderson and Andy Wood had tri game of the winter term. Garry Burton, als for Scottish Schoolboys. who had been injured towards the end of Full colours were awarded to: Robin the M orrison’s game, was off for the Stewart, Eddie Anderson, Johnny Leiper remainder of the season with a neck and Andy Wood. injury and Bob Mitchell was injured for Half colours were awarded to: Robin both the Dollar and Kelvinside games. Johnston, Garry Burton, Alan Keddie, Thus, a completely new second row pair Bob Mitchell, Phil Ainsworth, Mark ing had had to be found for the previous Silver, Ky Kay, Hugh Lochore and Keith game and this one. Mark Tench and Niall Salters. Gray proved to be a remarkably good Due to 2 cancellations we played in reserve pairing. only two sevens tournaments — Heriots

35 Played 5, Won 1, Drawn Lost 3 FORM 3B XV RUGBY RESULTS Points for: 49 Loretto (A) Won 8- 4 1st XV Points against: 62 St Aloysius (A) Won 8- 4 v Rannoch (H) Won 66- 0 Glenalmond (A) Won 50- 0 v The Grange School 6th XV Merchiston (A) Won 48- 0 Santiago (H Lost 10-15 v QVS 3rd XV (A) Lost 9-10 Edinburgh Academy (A) Won 12- 6 v Glasgow Academy (A Lost 6-7 v Loretto (A) Won 18-4 Morrison’s Academy (H) Won 62- 0 v Loretto (H Lost 0-12 v Glenalmond (H) Won 18-0 Dollar Academy (H) Won 24- 6 v St Aloysius (H Won 27-3 v Merchiston (H) Won 24-10 Glenalmond (H) Won 28- 4 v Fettes (A Won 18-10 v Edinburgh Academy (A) Won 36-0 Played 8, Won 8 v Glenalmond (H Drawn 4-4 v Abbey School 2nd XV(H) Won 20-0 Points for: 240 v North/Midlands U18 (A Lost 3-10 v Glenalmond (A) Lost 3-16 Points against: 24 v Merchiston (A Lost 13-44 Played 7, Won 5, Lost 2 FORM 3C XV v Edinburgh Academy Lost 6-12 Points for: 128 (H v QVS (H) Won 16-8 v Morrison’s Academy (A Lost 16-18 Points against: 40 v Loretto (A) Lost 0-40 v Dollar Academy (H Lost 3-23 Played 2, Won 1, Lost 1 v Kelvinside Academy (H Won 19-0 7th XV Points for: 16 v Howe of Fife Colts (A Won 30-16 v Merchiston (A) Won 42-10 Points against: 48 v Robt Gordon’s Col (A Lost 9-16 v Glenalmond (A) Won 24-4 v St Andrew’s Scots Played 2, Won 2 SSRU U13 SILVER JUBILEE School Buenos Aires (H) 9-16 Points for: 76 Lost TOURNAMENT Played 16, Won 5, Drawn 1, Lost 10 Points against: 14 Points for: 239 Perth Academy (A) Won 54- 0 Points against: 206 FORM 4A XV v Rannoch (A) Won 42-6 Harris Academy (H) Won 54-4 Dundee High School (H) Won 24-10 2nd XV v Glasgow Academy (H) Lost 0-48 Kinross High School (A) Won 10-6 v Queen Victoria Sch (A) Lost 9-16 v Loretto (A) Lost 0-30 v Q V S‘A’ XV Earlson) at Murray-Won 18-6 v Glasgow Academy (A) Won 32-0 (H) Won 56-0 St Aloysius ) field Lost 0-14 v Loretto (H) Drawn 13-13 v St Aloysius (A) Lost 14-24 v St Aloysius (H) Won 24-9 v Glenalmond (A) Won 24-6 FORM 2A XV v Glenalmond (H) Won 21-9 v Merchiston (H) Lost 4-16 12-10 Q V S‘A’ XV (H) Lost 18-24 v Merchiston (A) Lost v Edinburgh Academy (H) Won 3-22 St Aloysius (H) Drawn 16-16 v Edinburgh Academy (A) Won 26-4 v Morrison’s Academy (H) Won 23-0 Merchiston (H) Lost 18-22 v Morrison’s Academy (A) Won 16-4 v Dollar Academy (A) Won 15-0 Edinburgh Academy (H) Lost 12-22 v Dollar Academy (H) Drawn 12-12 v Perth Academy (H) Won 43-0 Morrison’s Academy (H) Won 24-12 Played 9, Won 5, Drawn 2, Lost 2 Played 11, Won 7, Lost < Dollar Academy (A) Lost 12-39 Points for: 156 Points for: 233 Played 6, Won 1, Drawn 1, Lost 4 Points against: 89 Points against: 140 Points for: 100 Points against: 135 3rd XV FORM 4B XV v Rannoch 2nd XV (A) Won 22-3 v Loretto (A) Lost 4- 30 FORM 2B XV v Glasgow Academy (A) Won 22-9 v St Aloysius (A) Won 36-•6 Rannoch (H) Lost 10-14 v Loretto (II) Lost 12-29 v Glenalmond (A) Won 58--0 v Glenalmond (H) Won 4-0 v Merchiston (A) Lost 4-22 FORM 1A XV v Merchiston (H) Lost 6-24 v Edinburgh Academy (H) Won 54-•0 Edinburgh Academy (H) Won 28- 0 v Edinburgh Academy (A) Lost 4-26 v Morrison’s Academy (H) Won 100 ■0 Merchiston (H) Won 12-0 v Dollar Academy (H) Won 26-12 v Dollar Academy (A) Won 48--6 Played 2, Won 2 v Abbey School 1st XV(H) Drawn 12-12 v Glenalmond (H) Won 52--4 Points for: 40 Played 8, Won 4, Drawn 1, Lost 3 Played 8, Won 6, Lost 2 Points against: 0 Points for: 108 Points for: 356 Points against: 115 Points against: 68

v Loretto Won 8-4 v QVS 2nd XV (A) Won 21-0 (A) v Perth Academy v QVS B’ XV (H) Won 16- 0 v Merchiston Lost 0-36 2ndXV (H) Lost 8-10 (A) Played 3, Won 2, Lost 1 v Loretto (H) Won 17- 0 Points for: 24 v St Aloysius 3rd XV (A) Won 13- 0 Points against: 40 v Glcnalmond (H) Won 23-0 v Merchiston (H) Won 9-8 v Edinburgh Academy (H) Won 27- 0 FORM 3A XV v Morrison’s 3rd XV (A) Lost 6-17 v QVS ‘A’ XV (H) Won 52- 0 v Dollar Academy (A) Won 15-8 v Loretto (A) Won 36- 0 Played 9, Won 7, Lost 2 v St Aloysius (A) Won 31-6 Points for: 149 v Glenalmond (A) Won 44- 0 Points against: 43 v Merchiston (A) Won 47- 0 v Edinburgh Academy (A) Won 48- 0 5th XV v Morrison’s Academy (H) Won 58- 0 v Rannoch 3rd XV (A) Lost 8-12 v Dollar Academy (H) Won 30- 0 v Loretto (H) Lost 4-32 v Dundee Colts (H) Won 26- 0 v Glenalmond (H) Drawn 4-4 Played 9, Won 9 v Merchiston (H) Lost 6-10 Points for: 372 v Edinburgh Academy (A) Won 27-4 Points against: 6

36 NARBONNE For a number of years Brian Raine has could win the full-back berth. Obviously players came off the pitch to be greeted been organising tours to Narbonne in one of the purposes of Narbonne is to lay with the news that G.S.C.E. results had south west Mediterranean France. They the foundation of a First XV, and we con arrived. Fortunately many had grounds have always been well subscribed and a firmed that we have a solid front five, of for double celebration. Let us hope that credit to the many who have taken vaca whom Bob Mitchell and Rhesa Obineche this last-gasp effort inspires the First XV tion jobs to pay for at least some of their were outstanding. However there is work to snatch the cliffhangers during the term. costs. to be done elsewhere. It is gratifying that Narbonne is a lovely old market town Is it just a holiday? Is it a passport to a a number of the younger players like which has grown elegantly and unostenta First XV place? Is it just a pre-season Steven Harrod, James Henderson and tiously into a city. This ambiance of the training camp or is it a rare cultural expe Logie Mackenzie coped more than ade boulevard remains as relaxed as ever rience? For those who have laid in the sun quately. despite, to the horror of B.R., the emer or before a television for six weeks, play Another aspect of Narbonne is that it gence of "MacDonalds." It is a city of ing rugby in 30 C. on hard grounds is a gives new rugby staff a chance to be characters, of charming cafes and much salutary initiation. As James Proctor will acquainted with staff and boys away from under-rated wine. The pace of life is attest, French rugby provides no gentle the chalkface and become assimilated. never quicker than gentlemanly. Yet at instruction. The phrase "laissez faire" was David Barnes pioneered this some years the same time it has plenty to offer. perhaps invented by the French refereeing ago and this time we had the benefit of Members of the party enjoyed two panel. New laws are usually a basis for Alan Ball. He is a very experienced Narbonne R.F.C. games, ten-pin bowling, negotiation. No wonder Frenchmen at coach, who was in charge of the St Joseph a magnificent pond, the beach and just Murrayfield find the whistles a little College, Brisbane XV, whom we met on chatting. Phil Ainsworth seemed to know pedantic. the "World Tour" but perhaps fortunately, every girl in Narbonne — or at least they Although players are invited on their not on the pitch. He brings both expertise all talked to him. Another feature is the merits, by no means all have serious aspi and many new ideas, and will be a major trips to Cap D ’Agde. The water park is rations to First XV places. However one asset to Strathallan. beginning to look a little tatty round the edges, but it did not stop the horde experi- of Narbonne's merits is that with a regular Competitive matches make the tour menting with the many slides. Peter morning training session and with plenty much more than just a training camp and Green launched himself as avidly as he of staff around, individual coaching is the benefits of playing together soon did into every rugby coaching book ever available. I suspect that Andrew Shepherd became obvious. A modest performance, wrilten. Meanwhile Rhesa, Bob and was not thinking of stardom when he at Cacassonne was followed by a much Andrew Morens, our Chilean G.A.P. stu signed up, but some gutsy performances more impressive one against the might of dent set about cementing good relations have put him in line for a place in the XV, Narbonne youth. The draw at Porte la with the Dutch. Unfortunately Rhesa and it would be much to his credit if he Nouvelle would certainly come under Bill proved a better diplomat than photograph Maclaren's description of "towsy". er, but other evidence confirms his skill. The best was kept to last. For much of Lastly I would like to congratulate the the game at Coursan we did everything whole party. They were as pleasant and ourselves into a losing position. However co-operative a group as I can remember. a try created by Andrew McCulloch, with Tiffs were kept to a minimum, and I think no time to go, gave us an opening. that everyone enjoyed it. Coursan retaliated but the ever vigi Special thanks should go to Peter Keir lant touch-judge, D.JB., pointed out who has established himself as medico that the scorer had crossed the deadball extraordinaire on all tours. He dispenses line. This try was disallowed. The locals plasters, sprays, and placebos with equal were not pleased. A particularly bestial good humour but what would he have looking prop eyed the touch judge and done without Garry Burton's injury of the muttered something about "viande day? To be fair to Garry, he did seem to morte". From the 22, a supercharged be a favourite target of French forwards! Eddie Anderson, on his last appearance in Lastly to B.R. the ultimate compliment is a school shirt, led a surge down the left- that everything appeared to run like hand touchline to set up a try in the dying clockwise, at least to us. seconds of injury time. The victorious N J .D u B. FOOTBALL 1991/92 was the first year of the ers for their enthusiasm and committ Independent Schools Soccer League and ment. Thanks also to C. Mayes, P. the Strathallan team had more matches Belwood and A. Moreno for their help. than ever before. As usual we were some G.A.B. times successful, at other times less so, but most matches were well-fought and enjoyable, whatever the final score. Results: v Watsons (H) WON However, there were trials to be endured. v St Serfs (H) LOST 1 will not quickly forget playing St Serfs v Stewart Melville (H) WON in torrential rain or the frustration at v Watsons (A) LOST George Watsons of playing on a rugby v Merchiston (A) LOST pitch, very difficult if your goalkeeper is v Stewart Melville (A) DRAW quite short (sorry Tubs). v Q.V.S. (H) LOST My thanks go to Gordon for all the v Q.V.S. (A) LOST work he did as captain and to all the play v Merchiston (H) WON Mr Bolton’s Bag of Balls.

37 HOCKEY

INDOOR The big game of the season is always group was the Junior Colts. Only one With huge wins over Harris Academy against Loretto. Playing on unfamiliar, game was lost by the three sides. Riley, (22 goals was a record), Stewarts Melville but good, grass and having two forwards too, had an unexpectedly good year losing and Glenalmond, we looked to have our not match fit were handicaps, but Keith only to Cargilfield. best ever chance of that elusive Salters’ shooting put us two up by Altogether it was a good season blessed Glenalmond Challenge trophy. At Bell’s ‘orange time’. They scored, missed a by fine weather which enabled players to the pool and semi-final matches were won penalty flick, and Mark Taylor was overcome the bumpiness of our grass and comfortably and we faced an unknown ‘retired’ briefly by the umpire, before we the fast deteriorating hard pitch. Edinburgh Academy in the final. Their held on well, with goalkeeper Duncan My thanks go to all who coached, two experienced club players made it hard Robertson outstanding. umpired, clothed, fed and watered for us to break down their defence. We A strolling win over Monifieth was the Strathallan players in those hectic five were one down, levelled, and hit the post, icing on the cake to a good, if not perfect, weeks. only for them to snatch the win in the last season. J.N.F. few minutes. Again we had the talent to The outstanding feature of the season Team from: win but not quite the luck or determina was our goal-scoring (5 in 11 games). M R Dippie* (Captain), J C Low* tion when it mattered. This reflected the experience and speed of (Secretary), D C Robertson* forwards Jason Low, Keith Salters and (Goalkeeper), K L Salters*, M A Taylor*, OUTDOOR Alan Keddie. The frequent ‘one-twos’ A W Keddie, E D A nderson, A F C played by the latter always unnerved Wood, P Aitken, G R Maclennan, J G The 1st XI got off to an easy start. A defences. Fine concentration and keeping Green, M A Smith, J P A MacDonald, G young Stewarts Melville side was beaten from Duncan Robertson kept the back A MacGregor-Christie, C F MacDonald, 11-0 (equalling the scoring record). A few secure, and in front of him full backs C L C Hill. days later we faced the Scottish Under 16 Philip Aitken and Graham Maclennan * Full colours squad on ‘astro’ in Dundee, without played steadily. Andrew Wood worked Captain Malcolm Dippie, who had been shrewdly in mid-field, where Mark Taylor badly damaged by a Kilgraston dancer was a skilful human dynamo. Malcolm and thus lost his chance of a second year Dippie’s injury limited his appearances, in the national Under 18 squad. For the but he always captained well and domi first half we were outskilled, and although nated attackers. Eddie Anderson played looking dangerous on the break, we went increasingly effectively, and, as the baby in 1-0 down. With quick exchanges of of the side, John Green’s game came on goals the game tipped to Strathallan, our well. Once established in the side Martin opponents were run off their feet and suc Smith’s pace and guile caused problems cumbed 5-3. The ‘revenge’ match against on the right wing. the Academy was played on a mud heap An experienced 2nd XI also scored in Edinburgh. We rained in shots on a freely (31 goals in 8 games). The 3rds had Somme-like goal in the first half, but a less good record but the 4ths were could only score once. Attacking a better unbeaten in their short fixture list. Not grassed circle in the second half was easi blessed with a great talent, the Senior er and we scored five more. Strangely Colts worked hard for their record and they provided little opposition. were only beaten twice, once to an excel Games with Watsons are usually tight, lent Culford side who were welcome but we had home advantage and they Jason Low receives his Runners-up cup — tourists from St Albans. The outstanding Glenalmond Challenge. were not as strong as usual, so we were comfortable winners. Led by internationalists Mike Yellowlees and Graeme MacKenzie, the Old Boys were a handful. We held our own until the last quarter when ‘school bully’ ran through twice to inflict our first defeat. On MacDiarmid Park’s superb surface Fettes were crushed 8-0 by some fine attacking hockey. (Only one point was dropped to Fettes in this year’s series of games). Gordonstoun away is another tough one. They were strong, fast and had an outstandingly skilful Dutchman. (When will we get one?) We had our chances but they probably deserved their narrow win. We bounced back next day against a weak Aberdeen side and scored eight goals. The Harris game was bizarre. 3-0 up in 15 minutes, we had to come off when a freak storm deposited three inches of snow. (This entirely local fall caused cancellation of the next day’s Prep School Sixes when the rest of the country was fine!) Touring Hockey XI in Barcelona.

38 PASSAGE TO CATALONIA

Most tour reports tend to the prosaic — ‘left Strath on Tuesday, arrived Alaska the following Friday, beat World XI 10-0’ — that sort of thing; when, as we all know, touring is kaleidoscopic. So your- correspondent will provide a DIY account, and invite the reader to cobble together, in any order, moments, some < half remembered, most best forgotten, and in that way get the flavour of the boys’ hockey tour to Spain in April.

< Highlights: Lunch at Tossa (staff only) Acrostic over-shadowed at Tossa? Friendliness of the Hotel Terra Brava staff Martin’s laugh Rabs’ gentle half time criticism of Tubs Lowlights: Any John Green joke Alan’s half time talk Leaving Strath at 5am The manners of German youth The FC Barcelona stadium All food at the Terra Brava ‘Nice Jewish houses’ Isaac’s lengthy conversations in German Tubs’ positional sense Hitting the post at 1-1 in the last minute The Juniors actually winning a game Hans’ money sock of the last game Breakfast at the local cafe The Real Polo Club coach Bottles of San Miguel 2,700 miles in the same bus And the real high point? — Proc’s dis Andreas’s interpreting ‘Dances with Wolves’ with Greek subti covery that sherry is hard to find in Mrs Vallot’s morning surgery tles Lloret. Jason’s speed The price of after-match rolls in Terrassa And the ultimate low point? — Hans’ Martin’s smile Andreas’s Catalonian socks. Miro’s ‘thing’ in Barcelona Tenchie’s speed A (very)Crostic

This wav! 2nd XI v. SYHB U15 XI.

RESULTS 3rd XI Senior Colts Drew 1-1 B XI Harris Academy Lost 1-2 1st XI Stewarts Melville Won 11-0 Perth Academy Glenalmond Lost 1-2 Perth Academy Lost 1-3 SYHB Under 16 Won 5-3 Fettes Drew 0-0 Fettes Won 3-1 Edinburgh Academy Won 6-1 Loretto Lost 2-3 Loretto Lost 1-7 Watsons Won 4-2 Rannoch Won 6-0 Old Boys Lost 3-5 Harris Academy Lost 2-3 Junior Colts Fettes Won 8-0 A XI Glenalmond Drew 1-1 Lost 0-1 Gordonstoun Watsons Won 8-0 Aberdeen G S Won 8-0 4th XI Gordonstoun Won 6-0 Abandoned Won 4-2 Harris Academy Fettes Fettes Won 5-0 4-2 Loretto Won 2-1 Loretto Won Harris Academy Won 2-0 Won 6-2 Won 3-0 Monifieth H S Morrison's Academy Loretto Won 4-1 Monifieth H S Won 2-1 Senior Colts 2nd XI A XI Abbey Won 8-1 Junior Colts Abbey Won 6-0 Culford Lost 0-2 B XI Glenalmond Won 4-1 Harris Academy Won 3-1 Watsons Won 6-0 Gordonstoun Lost 1-2 SYHB Under 15 Drew 1-1 Edinburgh Academy Won 2-1 Fettes Won 9-0 Edinburgh Academy Won 8-0 Fettes Won 4-1 Loretto Won 2~1 Glenalmond Drew 2-2 Gordonstoun Drew 1-1 Fettes Won 5-0 Aberdeen G S Won 2-1 Junior Colts Loretto Lost 1-2 Harris Academy Won 1-0 CXI Lathallan Won 4-0 Rannoch Won 5-0 Loretto Lost 0-2 Lorctto Won 3-1

39 CRICKET

From an experienced and talented with Martin but without complete suc ported by Alastair Doodson, produced a group a good First XI season was expect cess. Niall Gray had a poor season for one formidable attack, rarely mastered. It was ed and the team performed up to expecta of such talent. His 29 runs at an average helped by some excellent catching and tion. of 27.41 was boosted by 116 against an ground fielding, especially from the cap occasionals side hardly bristling with an Probably it would be fair to say that the tain and Alan Keddie, who played primar aggressive attack. More encouragingly he batting, except for that of Martin Smith, ily for that purpose. scored an excellent 77 against Downside lacked consistency and the strength lay in in the Festival. Robin Johnston, apart 1 am very grateful to Nick DuBoulay the bowling. In that area slightly disap from a good fifty against the Wayfarers, for his tireless coaching and umpiring and pointing seasons (by their own standards) had a very disappointing season and to the team itself, as friendly a bunch as from Keith Salters and Mark Tench were Keith Salters was his usual eccentric self one could hope to take. Next year will be more than compensated for by the seem — 227 runs, average 22.70, including a one of major rebuilding but there is con ingly innocuous swing of Nick superb century against Loretto. Stephen siderable talent in the younger part of the Mackenzie, energetically supported by Cooksley, a Third Former, looked very School and the long-term prospects look Edward Anderson. If there was a criticism promising when brought in towards the very good. it would be that the team lacked the end of the season, and very valuable con killer instinct’ in the field. Too often the The other teams in the School also tributions were made lower down the opposition’s good batting was removed played some excellent cricket. An enthu order, notably from Edward Anderson and then the tail allowed to occupy the siastic 2nd XI, well led by Colin who scored an excellent unbeaten fifty crease. To some extent this reflected the McDonald, had some good wins owing against Edinburgh Academy. attitude of the captain, Keith Salters, who much to good bowling and very good The bowling was generally very good. kept his own best performance, particular fielding. Both the Second and Third XIs Nick Mackenzie posed considerable prob ly bowling, for when he faced strong had a number of talented Fifth Formers lems for his own keeper, Andrew Wood, opponents. For the most part the fielding who will be competing for First XI places as well as opposing batsmen. His 35 was excellent. next year. The Senior Colts, in many wickets at 11.65 were well deserved. ways a difficult group, played with much The batting was led by Martin Smith Edward Anderson took 26 wickets at more discipline than expected and pro who scored 505 runs at an average of over 15.11 and showed enormous energy and duced good results. Certainly one or two 40. Before the season he had never scored determination. Mark Tench had real pace should make the First XI next year. a fifty. This year he scored five fifties and but lacked consistency — and luck. His My thanks go to all those involved with several other scores of 30+. Both Mark 15 wickets at 16.00 were slightly disap taking teams. It is a pity that it is so diffi Tench (162 runs, ave 20.25) and Nick pointing as were Keith Salters’ 23 at cult to find fixtures for B and C teams. Mackenzie (175 ave 25.00) tried opening 17.52. Nevertheless these four, ably sup We are fortunate in having staff prepared

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40 to take these groups so enthusiastically. Fettes 78 (Salters 4/18, Mackenzie 4/21) Merchiston 177-8 dec (Tench 3/30) My thanks go also to Ed McDonald and Strathallan 80-2 (Gray 34) won by 8 Strathallan 108-5 (Smith 56) match drawn his ground staff for a 1st XI wicket which wickets MCC 220-6 showed distinct improvement in a year Scottish Wayfarers 132 (Mackenzie 4/44) Strathallan 96 lost by 124 runs made very demanding by the festival. The Strathallan 128 (Johnston 52) lost by 4 festival also put heavy demands on the runs catering staff and they responded magnif Glenalmond 240-7 dec (Anderson 3/55) icently. Many people contributed to a Strathallan 239-6 dec. (Gray 116, Smith Strathallan 123-6 match drawn highly successful season all round. There 67) Strathallan 197-7 dec (Smith 85) is no reason why the future should not be Occasionals 70 (Tench 6/7) won by 139 Old Strathallians 125 (Grant Corbett 45, equally good. runs Richard Eglington 42, Salters 4/25, R.J.W.P. Stewarts Melville 77 (Mackenzie 5/21) Mackenzie 4/36) won by 72 runs Strathallan 80-4 won by 6 wickets Strathallan 97-9 (50 overs) (Mackenzie 34) FIRST XI RESULTS XL Club 137 (Anderson 6/30) Dollar Academy 83 (Anderson 3/26, Gray Strathallan 137 (Mackenzie 58, Smith 36) Lancaster RGS 99-1 lost by 9 wickets 3/21) match tied Strathallan 70 lost by 13 runs Strathallan 220-5 dec (Smith 77,Anderson Strathallan 197-7 (50 overs) (Gray 77, Loretto 171-7 dec 55) Smith 62) Strathallan 172-6 (Salters 102, Smith 37) Edinburgh Academy 149-6 Mackenzie Downside 123-8 (50 overs) (Salters 4/40, won by 4 wickets 4/32) match drawn Mackenzie 3/51) won by 74 runs BOYS’ TENNIS

This has been one of our most success Buckley played second pair. Although this year and should form the nucleus of a ful seasons, unbeaten at home and with both were individually very competent formidable team for next season, with just two defeats away. With four of last they did not always complement each five of the squad still available next year. year’s first six still available and the two other as a team. They had some excellent Colours were awarded to Jonathan new members, Alistair Walls and Richard matches against the stronger players only Wallace and Michael Gordon. Wallace, both with tournament experi then to lose inexplicably to a weaker pair. The team was selectec from: N. ence behind them, this was our most There were some notable victories this B uckley, M. Gordon C. Gibson , J. accomplished squad for many years. season, particularly against Edinburgh Wallace, R. Wallace , A. W alls, K. As first pair, brothers Jonathan and Academy, Glenalmond and our first vic Anderson and R. Homer. Richard Wallace had an outstanding sea tory for several years over Stewarts RESULTS son. Both have a wide range of shots and Melville. In the Midland Schools’ their power and accuracy made them a Tournament, Dundee High School once v Edinburgh Academy (A) Won 5-2 daunting team, winning 23 of their 25 sets again proved to be our stumbling block; v Merchiston Castle (H) Won 5-3 during the season. Third pair, Craig last year in the final and this year at the v Glenalmond (H) Won 4-2 Gibson and Michael Gordon, having had semi-final stage. In a closely contested v Perth Academy (A) Won 6-3 plenty of practice as good losers last sea match we lost two crucial tie-break sets in v Dundee High (A) Lost 4-5 son, played with much greater consisten the second round and the resultant 2-4 v Rannoch (A) Won 6-3 cy and control. They won at least one set deficit was just too much to retrieve in the v Loretto (A) Lost 3-6 in every match and played a significant last round. v Stewarts Melville (A) Won 6-3 role in our successes. The only complete The team, ably captained by Nick v M C R (H) Won 7-2 ly new pairing of Alistair Walls and Nick Buckley, played some excellent tennis D.J.R. 0 TIMOTHY’S ^ Licensed Restaurant and Cocktail Bar 24 ST JOHN STREET, PERTH Renowned for their relaxed and informal atmosphere. Specialising in Home Cooked Beef and Home Cooked Ham, Fresh Salmon in Season, Lobster and Smoked Trout and Timothy’s Own Smorrebrod. Ring to reserve a table ^ Telephone (0738) 26641 jy

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43 ATHLETICS

The start of the season was a disaster! With only two weeks until our first com petition and the track being waterlogged we were unable to achieve any times or distances before our embarrassing defeat at the hands of Edinburgh Academy. We could only improve. Our next com petition was against Merchiston. Strathallan, being the underdogs, put up an extremely spirited show and some exceptional efforts were seen. Jason Low had the guts to make the best of a 100m race against the infamous Craig Joiner who ran an astonishing 10.8s. The other great efforts came from Graham Maclennan in the 400m, probably the best of his season and the only one where he ran as a guest (unlucky Mac!) and David Elliot who won his long jump , as a guest. The final result, however, was that we lost by 7 points. Fettes was our first victory and I apolo gise to anyone who feels they deserve a mention for this competition but no out standing performances spring to mind! Glenalmond saw the common pattern for all the competitions. The Seniors won by 30 points (a large margin). However, the middles managed to lose by 60! (No offence, they did have a strong middle team.) Alec Burrell deserves a mention here as he has always accepted the short straw and run the 1500m. After a lot of Sports Day Smiles before the Junior Girls 800m. grumbling I agreed to allow him to run the 800m which he actually enjoyed and being unavailable at the Scottish Schools ning than “shin splints” (which was so showing his usual grit and determination, where it is almost definite he could have common this season it was getting bor and ran an extremely good time of 2.09s achieved two medals. ing!) and that the field events do not have only to find himself 3rd. (Not to worry Best of luck to next year’s team and let such enthusiastic competitors as Ben Alec, the winner got a silver at Scottish us hope that some people can come up Muir and David Simmers. Schools in an age group lower than us!) with a more original excuse for not run MURRAY DICK Rannoch was fairly uneventful with the middles drawing and the seniors winning.

RESULTS Edinburgh Academy Seniors Won Middles Lost Fettes Seniors Won Middles Lost Glenalmond Seniors Won Middles Lost Rannoch Seniors Won Middles Draw

The Scottish Schools had its amusing moments especially when our Bronze Medalist, Ky Kay (congratulations to him!) received a drugs test (serves him right for being a human gorilla) and could not produce 100ml of urine in I Hour. Congratulations to Ian Wilson and Johnny Ireland in achieving their personal best times at Scottish Schools. My last mention is for Peter Sochart who had an extremely successful season improving out of all recognition in both his events — shot and javelin — being a constant winner at our school competi tions, and my condolences to him for Murray Dick surveys the field.

44 SPORTS DAY AND STANDARDS We were blessed with a glorious day for the inter-house finals. This year we had a slightly different format from before by having all the inter-house finals on the same day. This resulted in the level of effort and competition being excellent. Sports day was won only at the last race where Freeland, Ruthven and Nicol all had the chance of winning the inter-house trophy. Well done to the boys from Nicol who eventually won the day — by one point. The girls’ trophy was once again won by Thornbank. The introduction of the 400m relay proved to be a big success and provided the day with a good final. Thanks to all those pupils and col leagues who helped with standards and sports day this year — without your help it would be impossible— and also to Mrs Gillian Dinsmore who kindly presented the prizes. P.G.

VICTORES LUDORUM Junior Boys: Cameron Wood Middle Boys: Cameron MacKay Senioor Boys: Jason Low

VICTRIX LUDORUM Junior Girls: Rowena Taylor Senior Girls: Rachel Taylor

ROWAN CUP FOR STANDARDS Freeland

BOYS INTER-HOUSE ATHLETICS CHAMPIONS: Nicol

GIRLS INTER-HOUSE ATHLETICS CHAMPIONS: Thornbank

lain Wilson receives Nicol's Cup from Mrs Dinsmore.

45 SPORTS’ DAY WINNERS

BOYS’ RESULTS

E v en t A ge W in n e r T im e/D ist. R eco rd H o ld e r Y ear 100m J W ood, C. 12.49 12.00 Ling, T. 1971 100m M Mackay, C'. 11.94 10.90 O gilvie 1978 100m S Low, J. 11.13 11.00 Lochart/Ling/Smellie/Kirkland 1971/1978 200m J Wood, C. 26.58 24.50 Cook, C. 1987 200m M Mackay, C. 25.11 23.20 Ling, T. 1973 200m S Low. J. 23.52 22.80 Ling, T. 1974 400m J Mawdesley, R. 62.05 56.50 Cook, C. 1987 400m M W ilson, I. 56.62 52.50 M illar 1977 400m S Ducat, J. 53.25 50.30 R oger, G. 1982 800m J Ireland, J. 2.17.20 2.12.90 Lawrence, C. 1984 800m M B arlow , J. 2.12.79 2.03.06 Lawrence. C. 1985 800m S D ick, M. 2.13.21 1.55.02 Roger, G. 1982 1500m J Ireland, J. 4.49.00 4.32.07 Lawrence, C. 1985 1500m M W ilson, I. 4.31.00 4.14.05 B ond, R. 1988 1500m S D ick, M. 5.03.00 4.09.02 Bond, R. 1989 H igh Jum p J Mitchell, C. 1.42m 1.63m H olm es 1965 High Jum p M Barlow, J. 1.45m 1.775m C’uthbertson, A. 1984 H igh Jum p S C uthill, J. 1.70m 1.895m Roger, G. 1982 Long Jum p J Wood, C. 4.79m 5.55m Lear, C. 1967 Long Jum p M Mackay, C. 5.21m 6.17m Law son 1967 Long Jum p S McCulloch, A. 5.90m 6.52m S m ellic, D. 1978 Shot J W alker, L. 12.38m 11.43m Knox, S. 1974 Shot M Green, J. 10.18m 14.73m McKenzie. G. 1973 Shot S McCulloch, A. 11,46m 12.90m Callander 1979 D iscus J Mitchell, C. 28.25m 36.27m K nox, S. 1974 Discus M Nicol, G. 27.73m 42.00m K nox, S. 1976 D iscus S Kay, K. 36.72m 40.26m McKenzie, G. 1974 Javelin J Potts, 1. 28.13m 49.81m M cB ride. J. 1969 Javelin M Meiklejohn, J. 40.50m 49.81m M cB ride. J. 1969 Javelin S Sim m er, D. 43.97m 57.07m M cB ride. J. 1971 4x100m J Nicol 52.58 50.50 R uthven 1987 4x100m M Ruthven 48.69 46.60 Simpson 1972 4x100m S Freeland 47.04 45.50 Freeland 1981 4x100m J Freeland 4.14.21 — —— 4x400m M Nicol 3.54.88 — — —- 4x400m S Freeland 3.41.03 ———

GIRLS’ RESULTS Event Age Winner Time/Dist. Record Holder Year 100m J Taylor, R. 13.61 13.00 Streule, K. 1982 100m S Moir, L. 13.61 12.12 Edmunds, A. 1990 200m J Taylor, R. 29.92 27.79 Reid. S. 1988 200m S Moir, L. 29.31 25.20 Edmunds, A. 1990 400m J Low, C. 67.91 66.00 Reid, S./Taylor, R. 1987/1990 400m S Murray, S. 68.44 60.00 Reid. S. 1990 800m J Smith. A./Barlow. A. 2.32.28 2.32.10 Taylor, R. 1990 800m s Taylor, R. 2.40.44 2.37.00 Reid, S. 1990 1500m J Smith, A. 5.40.00 5.14.09 Barlow. A. 1992 1500m S Taylor, R. 5.44.00 5.09.10 Mciklejohn, C. 1990 High Jump J Bryans, L. A. 1,30m 1.45m Orr, K. 1984 High Jump s Corric, C. 1.46m 1.55m Rutherford, R. 1987 Long Jump J Sang, T. 3.57m 4.46m Gordons, S. 1985 Long Jump s Til ford, R. 4.05m 4.58m Carruthcrs, C. 1989 Shot J Sang, T. 10.23m 8.55m Smith, J. 1985 Shot s Cust, J. 7.70m 9.49m Edmunds, A. 1990 Discus J Krannenburg, H. 23.02m —— — Discus s Young, L. 19.00m —— — Javelin J Doodson, L. 19.70m — — —■ Javelin s Dewar, L. A. 20.98m — — — 4x100m J Thornbank 59.59 — —• 4x100m s Thombank 57.19 — — — 4x400m J Thornbank 4.39.37 —— — 4x4 0 0 m s Woodlands 4.47.73 —— —

46 STANDARDS’ RESULTS ATHLETICS: 100m 800m 200m 1500m 400m SHOT: LONG JUMP Simpson 290 192 535 119 261 Simpson 376 Woodlands 83 Ruthven 338 337 590 294 512 Nicol 294 Thornbank 106 Freeland 371 338 709 264 598 Ruthven 316 Simpson 262 Nicol 378 321 618 269 544 Thornbank 256 Freeland 317 Woodlands 200 154 349 183 172 Woodlands 265 Ruthven 347 Thornbank 171 193 315 226 223 Freeland 474 Nicol 274 TOTALS FREELAND 3071 SIMPSON 2035 RUTHVEN 2734 THORNBANK 1490 NICOL 2698 WOODLANDS 1406

FREELAND are the winners of the ROWAN CUP

P.G. GIRLS’ ATHLETICS We have enjoyed another good season well throughout this season. She made a their baton but could not catch as tough training sessions have been good effort at the Scottish Schools against Thornbank. Thornbank, once again, won interspersed with five matches as well as very strong opposition. the inter-house shield and Rachel and the Scottish Schools Relay Claire Corrie was unfortunate in the Rowena Taylor won the senior and junior Championships and Individual events. high-jump as although she jumped the Victrix ludorum respectively. Once again matches ran with under 16 second highest height in the competition Thanks have to go to Mr Green, Mr and over-16 age groups. The junior team with two other girls, on a count-back she Raine, Mr Barnes, Mrs Lamont, Miss was very strong with the most outstand just missed the medals. England, Mr Pengelley and Mr Summersgill for all their help this season ing performances coming from Tui Sang On the track, Lindsey Moir, Eilidh where the phrase “being cruel to be kind” and Abigail Barlow, who both broke Currie and Sophie Murray, have all once again became more meaninful when school records while taking part in the sprinted well this season and on the field speeds, heights and lengths improved as Scottish Schools. Tui threw the shot putt Rachel Tilford achieved a personal best in the gruelling training got worse, 10.26 achieving a good position amongst both long jump and discus. Lesley-Ann “fartleks” got longer and hill sprints very strong competition. Abigail ran the Dewar improved her javelin throwing as became more numerous. 1500 metres in 5.15 in a great first effort did Lorna Doodson who, although she is at the Scottish Schools. Ashley Smith also a junior, in fact threw for the seniors on No doubt I have forgotten to mention had a good run in the 1500 metres. various occasions and, more often than one or two people and to them I apologise Rowena Taylor has remained almost not, won. but, finally, thanks go to everyone who unbeaten in the 100 and 200 metres this has taken part in the athletics this season, term. I say ‘alm ost’ as we all met our Sports day this year proved an enter and also to those who took part in match match at St G eo rg e’s (yet we must taining afternoon for competitors and es who do not normally do athletics. remember they have over 800 girls). We spectators alike, with great efforts from Athletics at Strathallan was summed up also faced strong competition against St everyone involved (including the weath- by a girl I was speaking to from Dollar at Leonards but we beat Rannoch, Fettes er-man!). The two relays caused the most a match earlier this term, who said: and Dollar Academy. excitement of the afternoon as, firstly, “There’s always such a great atmosphere Thornbank junior team dropped the baton here and everyone gets on so well”. This Rachel Taylor has led the field in but in an excellent run managed to over is certainly true of this season and long senior middle distance this year, running take Woodlands. To even the balance may it continue. both 800 and 1500 metres consistently Woodlands senior team also fumbled CLAIRE CORRIE

Senior Girls’ 100m final — Lindsey Moir's determination paid off.

47 GIRLS’ GAMES

I have always reported in the past on Under 16 Midlands District Team had 5 MacLennan (U16) and Clodagh the tremendous enthusiasm and commit representatives from Strathallan and Meiklejohn (U18) played for Scotland ment of all the girls and the staff involved they won the Inter District Tournament. and gained caps at the European in coaching them. This year has certainly Under 18 Midlands District Team had 4 Championships and Clodagh also gained seen the culmination of everyone’s representatives from Strathallan plus one caps in the Home Counties. efforts:- of last year’s leavers, still of age, who Independent Schools Netball Trophy — captained the side. Midlands Junior Indoor Hockey — Midlands District Indoor Team had 2 rep WINNERS! Beaten Finalists resentatives from Strathallan. They were beaten finalists in the Inter District Midlands Schools Tennis Cup — Beaten Midlands Senior Outdoor Hockey — Tournament. finalists. WINNERS Midlands Senior Indoor Hockey — Scottish Schoolgirls' Outdoor Hockey A vintage year. Well done everyone. WINNERS Championship — WINNERS! Lynn L.J.S.

HOCKEY 1ST XI

Bonnie Stevens (Captain) — Midlands together and there was then eleven girls simply physically and mentally exhaust U16 & U18 indoor and outdoor on the pitch playing good hockey — but ed. We were unsuccessful only in the Jo Clark (Vice Captain) — Midlands U16 not just that, it was good team hockey. result because it was obvious that every & U18 outdoor There was a real feeling of team spirit and one had given everything they had and we Clodagh Meiklejohn — Midlands U18 I would put our success down to the fact had also had fun which is the most impor outdoor and Scotland that as a team we moulded together very tant thing. Rachel Taylor — Midlands U16 & U18 well. Eventually we stormed through the My last words have to be of thanks: to outdoor season only being defeated three times, Miss Smith who kept us going throughout Heather Dewar — Midlands U18 indoor two of which were to touring parties. the training and the tournaments. She has Lynn MacLennan — Midlands U16 out The time soon came for the Midlands been a great coach throughout the season. door and Scotland Championships. After having so much Congratulations to all those in the team Rebecca Milne — Midlands U16 outdoor success we knew that if we pulled it who gained places in district teams and Zoe Stephens — Midlands U 16 outdoor together and played as a team we could especially to Clodagh Meiklejohn and Fiona Clayton win it. Well, thanks to Clodagh’s invinci Lynn MacLennan on playing for Claire Tomlin — Midlands U16 outdoor ble left-hand runs, Jo’s great command of Scotland. I would like to thank everyone Diane Meldrum — Midlands U16 out the right hand side, Zoe and Heather’s in the team for making my job so much door great team play and Fi Clayton’s great easier. I know we have not always seen Suzanne Blackstock goalkeeping we came through the tourna eye to eye but we always worked things ment as the Midland U18 Champions. I out. A special thanks goes to Jo Clark, as Strathallan’s hockey season this year cannot take any credit for this win as without her I am sure the team would was on the whole a success. Within the everyone on the pitch that day was have been lost and the support she gave junior ranks I know Miss Smith has seen tremendous and gave 200 per cent.The me was more than I ever expected. Well some encouraging talent and potential. next step was as Midlands Champions to done to everyone for a tremendous sea The teams performed to an above-average try and win the Scottish Championship. son! standard, winning the majority of their None of us had really considered it but BONNIE STEVENS games. A special mention has to be made once it came down to it everyone worked of the 2nd XI who, under the good leader hard in training. At the Scottish ship of Emma Smart, finished the season Championship again everything clicked as a practically unbeaten team. into place and, despite the final against Congratulations to all players in the 2nd Pennicuik going into extra time, Heather XI for a tremendous season and to Mr Dewar saved the day with Rachel Taylor Giles for his good training and encourag and we became the Scottish Champions ing attitude to both his team and the sport. beating Pennicuik 1-0. On behalf of all the hockey players I This was not to be the end of our glory. would like to thank all the coaches for We went to the Midlands Indoor this season. It’s been an informative and Championships. The tournament was hard successful experience for everyone this work and we were challenged both by year, as well as good fun. Madras and Dundee High School but To say that the 1st XI has had a good eventually we won the Midlands Indoor season would be an understatement. At Championsip. It was a tremendous feeling the beginning when we were putting the to achieve the double victory and all I can 1st XI together I know that Miss Smith say is that the team’s courage and spirit was not overly ambitious about what the and Miss Smith’s training won the day for team was capable of. On paper I am sure us. we were a team who did not have as We did take part in the Scottish Indoor much talent as those of previous years. Championship but the tournament was the However, on the pitch the team pulled week after the outdoor and the team was Miss Smith, dazzled by the 1st XI success. NETBALL

The Underestimated, Undefeated, 1st The climax of the season came with the Gordonstoun, and hence forecasting a Netball Team! Scottish Independent Schools champi tough match. With nerves taut, the score The season started almost immediately onship hosted by Gordonstoun — our inched up 0-0, 1-0, 1-1, then in the last 3 after the beginning of the Autumn term main rivals! We arrived late Friday minutes we took a gradual lead by 3 with a match against Perth High School, evening through the blizzards and goals. The final whistle blew — we had and marked the beginning of a series of finalised the conception of a ‘team’ in the done it! We had become the Scottish victories against Glenalmond, Fettes, showers the next morning, although ini Independent School Netball Champions! Kilgraston, Dundee High and tially with trepidation. Gordonstoun — both previously unbeaten The teams were split into two groups Many thanks to Jodi, Pip and Fi by Strathallan since it was initially set up. each consisting of 5 teams, and we played Grainger — the ace shooters; Sally, Our confidence gradually increased with ‘round robin’ in the morning — we came Caroline, Tilly, Amelia and Vicki — the the weekly Perth League matches against second in our group and went through to defence, and Tory — the attack. Good the ladies’ team who we rarely beat but to the semi-finals against Dundee High. The luck next year and keep up the tradition whom we still managed to give a good adrenalin grew when the whistle blew — of one year!! game. we were in the finals! — against FIONA HUTCHISON

TENNIS I think it is fair to say that this year the Scottish players. (The reason for which beach and buying the Senior Team fish Senior Tennis Team was stronger than it Katie Nicolson and Claire Tomlin lost at and chips and ice-cream after our very has been for a while and the Junior Team, the Kilgraston Tournament.) brief Madras match. The chippie was as though not so strong, was young and Speaking of which, the great effort big a boost as actually being in the semi holds great potential for next year. In made there by Melissa Gillingham and finals of the Midlands Cup!! addition the amount of fun we had was Carolyn Wilson must be commended — In conclusion, I have certainly enjoyed definitely increased which, together with so near, yet so far. tennis at Strathallan and that must be the the standard of tennis, made for a good I must thank the efforts made by all the key element to winning — providing you season. girls who made up the tennis teams: for can hit the ball to start with. So, best of Due to exams, various Fifth Formers swopping in at such short notice, chang luck for next year. W e’ll see Madras beat and Upper Sixth missed some matches, ing partners and being whizzed off as far en some day! meaning that we lost a few of them afield as Aberdeen for the day. Our which, with a full strength team, I think biggest thanks must go to Miss Smith for Colours: Katie Nicolson, Claire we would have won — except, of course, doing all the whisking off to various Tomlin, Melissa Gillingham. Madras and Mary Erskine with their places and taking us out to St Andrew’s CLAIRE TOMLIN

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49 SWIMMING

This season got off to an exciting start Rannoch but, due to a very eager team, But, again, we swiftly had our revenge at the Aberfeldy pool with a match our next match was a three-way contest in a home match against Glenalmond in against Rannoch, where we were shocked against Glenalmond and Fettes at which we finished 17 points ahead. to find ourselves two points down with Glenalmond. This gala turned out to be The house swimming again saw the only the Senior Boys’ Free-style Relay to extremely exciting, with excellent swim might of Nicol leaving the others in its go. A great performance from them got us ming from the whole team. If some very w ake..... the points we needed for a draw, which dubious disqualification decisions had 1 must thank Jodie Cust for organising was the first non-win we had had against gone our way we might have beaten the girls’ teams and Ewan Sutherland for Rannoch for at least the past four years. Glenalmond — who beat us by 15 paints, organising the Juniors and for his help in A few weeks later and after some re with Fettes 16 points behind us. The finding last minute stand-ins. On behalf organisation of the team, we had our results sheets showed up a few interest of the whole team I must thank Mr revenge with a comfortable home win ingly mis-heard names, like Aleck Burrell Glimm and Miss Smith for making this a against Rannoch. In the past few years going down as Laurel, Dave Saffron as very memorable and enjoyable season. our matches have only been against Shaffer and myself as Boxall! NICK BUCKLEY

CURLING

This season of curling has been a busy In the Miller Drummond we got off to the Perth League we did not do too badly one as the school rink was asked to play a great start by beating Mary Erskine at as we won a few and peeled a couple in the Miller Drummond Trophy, after Perth, and then we went on to beat against the favourites, Morrisons, and Glenalmond pulled out. The team is also George Watsons at Gogar. Our wins sadly won gainst Pitlochry — who won the in the Perth League. came to an end when we went to league last season — so we were very Unfortunately, this year’s rink has not Greenacres to get slaughtered by pleased. been constant. At the start of the season Kclvinside. We faced Stewarts Melville at On behalf of the team members, I we were scraping for players, but as the Perth playing well but getting beaten by would like to take this opportunity to season went on we picked up a few more two shots. We played Merchiston away at thank Mr Walker who took over last year fresh faces. However, we have not been Gogar where we got another bad beating. from Mr Proctor. Mr Walker drives us to able to get much practice in this season, We had then to return to Greenacres and our matches and organises them. which did not help much as it showed in face another bad defeat from Craigholme. the competitions. We did lose a few Our next game we were at home playing Lastly, I would like to say that for the games, but we were able to win some Glasgow Academy who were the hot first time ever colours have been awarded back and give some other rinks a good favourites. We had a good game and to Peter Brown and myself. game. ended up peeling with them at five all. In GAVIN LEVACK SHOOTING The new shooting range was completed Club in a shoulder-to-shoulder match. and 100 yards in preparation for those during the course of last Autumn term — More recently we won the Strathcona entering the Scottish Open at the end of after several delays. It is a 25 yard 6-lane Shield, beating all the other big shooting term. A report on this in the next issue! range, and forms the basement of the new schools in Scotland. It is hard to report all Games’ reports are never complete CCF stores building. At the same time as events at this stage of the year as many without slighting references to team the range was under construction, negoti are under way or have yet to be scored. members, and since I get to write this col ations proceeded with the intention of set However, we have expanded from one umn with little fear of retribution here ting up a non-CCF shooting club, it being team to three for the Perthshire Summer goes: Hugh ‘Did I really shoot that?’ felt that this area of school life had been Leagues and have seen some good scores Lochorc has yet to come up with a silver overloooked and underfunded for many from the lower teams. Spanner as Club Championship Trophy. Competing for the same were: years. The best decision of all was to ask Over the course of the season some Duncan ‘Supermatch’ Taylor (99.9); Tom Colvin, legendary youth coach and notable individual performances have Jodie ‘Which way is up?’ Cust (89.0); many times champion, to help us to get been achieved other than those already Sally ‘Possible’ Cust (100.1); Amelia things started. Our success owes every mentioned: Sally Cust (W) and Amelia ‘I'm the world’s most disorganised per thing to him. Blair Oliphant have represented Perth son’ Blair Oliphant (99.5); Andrew ‘I'm County and together with Duncan Taylor not really left-handed, I just like having The considerable investment made has also shot for the Scottish Schools’ team my own gun’ Yeates (85.012); Francois been justified already: in the first term of against England and Wales. Riley have ‘C’cst la vie’ Piganeau (95); Peter ‘Is operation fifty boys and girls shot regu started to shoot as well, under the expert larly, firing no less than 20,000 rounds. eye of Ian Keith. He has uncovered quite smoking really bad for your shooting?’ Quantity is not all: Duncan Taylor (N) a few promising shots, indeed Riley came Sochart (92); Rachel ‘Hawkeye' Tilford won the Perthshire Junior Championship, second in the House Match this summer! (90); David ‘Can I borrow your gun Amelia Blair Oliphant (W) the Scottish (Woodlands won.) Dune?’ Taylor (90,00001); Iain Junior title. The First Team won Division Wilson (enr); Jeremy ‘Rapid’ Turner (98) 5 of the Perthshire Winter Leagues, also In the Summer term we went regularly and Andrew ‘ The Mouth’ Marsham (88). defeating Kinross and Milnathort Rifle to Alloa to shoot outdoors at 50 metres A.S-J.

50 ANGLING

Altogether some 45 pupils (all boys!) School, but thanks to the topographical were members of the Angling Club. ignorance of one of our number, the jour Game fishing is not a “social” activity in ney took almost two hours with a detour the accepted sense of the meaning of the or two to St Andrews and Glenrothes word “social” - though anglers have been (“East”, “West” and “South”). However, known to gather in hostelries after fishing once on the water, fish were caught by trips. This was denied the piscatorial every boat (except, inevitably, The Rev’s! pupils of Strathallan. Nevertheless, it is “What’s new?” we ask). not too difficult to piece together our The most promising of all the expedi pupils’ forays to river, loch and reservoir. tions up to a series of hill lochs was also a Riley pupils scored the greatest success disaster, but this time due to the weather - on the School Pond - chasing the elusive low mist bringing visibility down to Leven trout, many of which had success approximately 3 feet, spellt disaster for fully over-wintered. Every Saturday after anglers. noon a small band ventured down to the David Bradbury stood in as Captain of River Earn, learning the hard way, to Fishing due to my Tennis commitments, place a dry-fly over a rising brownie - and, with the aid of computer graphics, he almost inevitably rising under an over produced some eye-catching notices, as hanging tree. All reported the improve well as taking over the administrative ment in both size and numbers of the tasks. brown trout population, thanks to a judi Both of us bid the anglers and fly-tiers cious policy of re-stocking. of the future every success and “Tight Throughout the Summer Term the Lines” as we thank Mr Longmuir and all water level was too low to entice either the anglers (including the “Freelance Sea Trout or Salmon into our reaches. Franatics”) for their company on river- There were some expeditions further bank, loch-side and mini-bus. afield, the most notable being to Loch Nick Buckley Glow some 20 minutes’ drive from Mr Longmuir catches a fly for his line. (Captain of Fishing) PARA HANDY This story concerns myself (Tom fun!! As I fished out this glove it struck fellow canoeists (who then managed to Hughes) and a certain canoeing trip to me (and I can assure you it struck me) spread rumours like wild fire — thanks Stanley on the River Tay. It was the 7th that on the end of my stick was a glove guys!) we led the police to the exact spot April — which was a Thursday and there with what I imagined was a horribly where the hand had been found. First fore the day of my weekly excursion to decayed hand within it. impressions all round were of horror and terror, wetness and very low temperatures O h ,....!! surprise — it was real?? However, after a in the river. Everything was normal if that Anyway, I placed this hand, in its supposed finger was detached from the is how you wish to describe a Strathallan glove, next to the first glove 1 had hand and no bone structure was found, canoeing trip with Mr Elliot and compa removed, and carried on with my journey the general conclusion was that it was a ny! Anyway, those who are familiar with downstream since the others had by now fake. the river will know about its popularity whizzed past me. The rumours back at school were quite with canoeists and also about the weir After capsizing a couple of times and amazing. The best one was that the river located close to Stanley. This is where my spending a lot of time persuading Mr was being dredged and police divers were little drama starts. Elliot 1 was telling the truth, the decision looking for the rest of the body. Well, Whilst moving rapidly (in an uncon was taken to bring in the police to investi what can you expect!! trollable fashion) down this weir in what, gate the matter. After dropping the other TO M H U G H ES at that time, I considered to be a large lump of highly unstable fibre-glass, I, not surprisingly — with my huge upper body strength — got swept downstream a little way past where the rest of the group were assembling. Well, by “a little way” 1 mean probably about 300 feet or there abouts. Whilst waiting a long time for the rest of the group to catch up a mood of boredom overtook me (as if at home) and so I idly retrieved a stick from the fast- flowing river and started to poke the river bed just by where I had managed to lodge myself on the bank. To my amusement a glove, red in colour, floated up to the sur face. I removed it from the river with the stick and placed it on the bank. After doing this I could see what appeared to be another glove with what to me looked like a white object inside it. Oh, joy!! What Another fishing story from the White Knight. SQUASH

A mixed year with varied success. This Special mention for this match must go to use the experience it gained on and off the really sums up our performance. We had Craig Gibson and Murray Dick who both court to good use next year and turn it a disappointing season in the Dundee had matches that went to the fifth game. into results. District league having lost some key play Unfortunately this result could not be Thanks go out to all those who were ers at the end of last year. What was repeated in the league although players able to play for the school this year: Craig going to be a very experienced side competed with increased confidence. Gibson, Paul Heslop, Andrew Quinn, turned into a team with just two old hands What people must take note of is that the John Green, Murray Dick, Justin Borgen- from last year: myself and Mr Keir. opposition we faced in the league were Nielsen and Keith Salters. Special thanks Despite having a young side, occasionally experienced players each with at least 15 to Mr Smith who took us to Dundee one boosted by part-time players, the team years’ experience in the competitive night and actually played for us — unsuc played to the best of its abilities. game. So, although we were able to easily cessfully. Lastly, the team are in debt to One of those occasions was the Bennett beat Glenalmond, when it came to bridg Mr Keir who finds the time to Manage, Shield game against Glenalmond. The ing the gap in the league — although our Play and Chauffeur us around. Bennett Shield Trophy hadn’t been won performance was one hundred percent — Colours were awarded to Craig Gibson by Strathallan in four years, so it was time it was only occasionally powerful enough and myself. for us to win it back. The final result was to win a match convincingly. COLIN MCDONALD a crushing 5-0 victory for ourselves. This year’s nucleus should be able to Captain BADMINTON

Dark winter nights and sub-zero tem round-robin event, producing a highly James Barlow all reaching the semi-finals peratures did not deter the eighty or so competitive and exciting afternoon. and James proceeding to lose narrowly in enthusiastic members of the School In February we entered no less than the final. Ian Lennie, Colin Mitchell, Badminton Club this year. After a mod twenty-seven of our most talented pupils Colin MacDonald and David Fraser est start and with the aid of some serious into the Perth and Kinross School’s reached the semi-finals of the U16 and coaching, the overall standard of bad Championships, held at the Bell’s Sports U18 doubles respectively, and for the minton rose significantly as the season Centre. We had a great deal of success girls Susie Blackstock and Caroline progressed. My thanks go to Mr spread broadly across the age groups with Russell reached the quarter finals of the Crosfield for his efforts in bringing the Alex Blackstock and Marcus Honig U18 girls’ doubles. Duncan and Tessa 3rd Years on, and to Mr Giles for doing reaching the quarter finals of the U13 Dunlop also played well to reach the the same with the 4th and 5th Years. Singles and Stephen Cooksley battling his quarter finals of the U18 mixed doubles. The highlight of the winter term was way to the final of the U14 Singles but It was an excellent day out and a great the inter-house competition which was forfeiting victory to a brilliant opponent. way to end the season. convincingly won this year by Simpson The U15 boys did particularly well with House. All six houses took part in the Duncan Dunlop, Colin Mitchell and GEORGE KITSON STRATHSKI The 1989 and 1990 ski seasons were term than most — at die Winter Olympics bad but as nothing compared to 1992. In in Val d’Isere, where, in an unbelievably fact none of the previous 25 winters thrilling atmosphere and with tremendous comes anywhere near rivalling this latest pride I watched Ronald Duncan race in “Green(?house) Horror”. both the Downhill and Combined Downhill events. The only Strathallians to ski in It is difficult to be optimistic in current Scotland were Riley who went up to circumstances but optimistic we must Glenshee for an afternoon’s play on a 100 endeavour to be. One person who is play metre run of man-made snow! ing his part in this is Hamish Steedman (F Apart from the artificial slope races — ’76 and recently returned from Canada) we performed with no great distinction in who has started a Ski-ing Section to the the KPMG Scottish Schools event — Strathallian Club. From the number of only one day’s racing went ahead any keen skiers who have passed through the where in Scotland during the whole sea School he should soon have up and run son. ning the largest of any of the OS commu One can only guess at the damage to nities. We were going to have a combined ski-ing in Scotland caused by this succes School and Club day in Glenshee this sea sion of poor winters. At the commercial son. For obvious reasons it could not go end of the spectrum, livelihoods arc at ahead. We shall certainly try to put one stake whilst both recreational and com on in 1993. petitive skiers have each lost hundreds of You can contact Hamish on 031-445- miles of experience and enjoyment. 5536 at Woodlands, 6 High Buckstone, One private bright spot was that I con Edinburgh, EH 10 6XS fess to having spent a more exciting half J.F.C.

52 GOLF

Despite some fine individual perfor asset to the side. In his very first match, at This year he left his clubs behind at mances by some players, the overall per Blairgowrie, he shot the school’s best Auchterarder GC formance of the Golf Team proved a little round of 80 over the Rosemount course Next year...... disappointing. and on a return visit for the match against A clue — (replies please to The Head Although last year’s captain had gone, Rosemount Juniors on the Landsdowne of Modern Languages at Strathallan it was strengthened by the arrival in Third Course he eagled the first (a 480 yard School). Form of Colin Mitchell from Craigclowan dog-legged par 5). His driving power also who plays most of his golf at Rosemount, enabled him to drive the 280 yard par 4, RESULTS Blairgowrie, and who arrived with a 13th at Auchterarder, where he also man League Matches: glowing reputation. So, on paper, the top aged to eagle the hole. Regrettably, he v Crieff HS (H) D 2-2 half of the team looked just as strong as was unable to maintain his form through v Auchterarder (A) L 1-2 ever, but unfortunately events were to out although he was always an exciting v K.nross (H) L 1-3 prove otherwise ... player to watch — provided that you v Morrisons (A) L 1-3 Captain James Garvie began the season stood behind him when he was playing a v Glenalmond (A) D 2-2 in sparkling form by winning his first shot! match 8 and 7, and then beating the Of the other players, David Clark — Friendlies: M erchiston No 1 by 2 holes at “The Cincinnati Kid” as he is referred to v Merchiston (H) D 3-3 Auchterarder. This was quite a ‘feather in by some — never played badly, but kept v Rosemount Juniors (A) L 3-5 his cap’ as the Merchiston boy played off coming up against players who were on a handicap of 1 and had qualified for the form on that particular day. Alex Macleod The following boys represented the latter stages of the Scottish Boy’s played 3 times and managed a win against School (number of matches played in Championships. Unfortunately, James Merchiston and if he can improve his brackets): J M Garvie (Capt) (6); E was unable to maintain his form during handicap then he could well play a bigger Watson (7); C Mitchell (7); D Clark (4); the season and finished with 3 wins out of part in the team events next season. The A Doodson (3); A Macleod (3); N 6. others tried their best when they came Barclay (2); N Dobson (1); D R Taylor Vice-Captain Ewan Watson also started into the side but lacked match practice. (1) the season well with a victory and a Way back in September it was pleasing halved match but, like James, was unable to be able to play the Old Boys’ Match at to maintain his form and his final total Elie Golf Club, which was won narrowly was 3 victories and 1 ‘half from 7 games. by the OS’s. Players’ Results: New boy Colin Mitchell took a little Any leavers wishing to join the Old Played Won Drawn Lost time to settle in but eventually managed 3 Boys’ Golf Section should contact J M Garvie 6 3 0 3 wins from 7 outings, largely playing as Hamish Macfarlane, 9 Craigelvan Grove, E Watson 7 3 1 3 No 3 in the team. His season will be Condorrat, Cumbernauld, Glasgow, G76 C Mitchell 7 1 3 remembered for two excellent individual 4KU (0236 738 281). He will be delight D Clark 4 0 1 3 rounds: a 71 at Auchterarder to finish sec ed to hear from you and we look forward A Doodson 3 2 0 1 ond in the Perth and Kinross Individual to seeing some of you again on the golf A Macleod 3 1 0 2 ‘Open’ Championships to qualify him for ing fairways of Scotland. N Barclay 2 0 0 2 the County Schools’ side and in the One final note. Who is he? N Dobson 1 0 0 1 Scottish Schools’ Championships at Last year he left his shoes behind at D Taylor 1 0 0 1 Kirkcaldy; a hole in one (fortunately, as Milnathort GC NJ.S. all golfers will know he was wearing two pairs of socks! .... ouch!) but on a tough course in difficult conditions Colin failed to qualify for the Scottish Schools’ side. Colin’s other highlight was a round of 67, also at Auchterarder, to comfortably win the individual title in the House Golf Competition. Not surprisingly Simpson, represented by Colin, Simon Forster, Nicky Barclay and Doug Clement won the Inter-House Competition from Freeland.

Scores: 1 Simpson 234, 2 Freeland 247, 3 Nicol 274 C Mitchell 67, A Doodson 82, E Watson 73 S Forster 85, J Low 80, D Taylor 85, N Barclay 82, N Gray 85, A Bayne 116

As two Ruthven ‘golfers’ failed to complete their round (including the Captain of Golf) they finished last! Thanks to Mr Proctor’s generous spirit we were able to poach Alistair Doodson from the Cricket 1st XI when he didn’t have a match and he certainly proved an William Bark and Simon Jones on the School Golf Course. CCF CONTINGENT COMMANDER’S REPORT

Those of you who follow this series of ships as the number of platforms totally optional CCF. The Navy Section is ramblings by the Contingent Commander decrease. The Army does not have the starting a pre-submarines squad to placate may remember my closing statement last surplus of ammunition that tended to find the Jocks, but there is no truth in the year that this year will see some changes its way to support our infantry training. rumour that girls will soon be able to in the way we do our business. That com Cadet Training Teams are being asked to become Cadet Bootnecks. There are some ment was made with the prior knowledge spread themselves more thinly due to things only a man can do and at present that New Management Strategy (NMS) increased tasks. Travel budgets have been being an embryo Bootneck is one of those was about to inflict itself upon the armed cut. All in all it will take time for these rare domains. On a more serious note, services and the civilian backup in the changes to percolate down to us and one welcome to all the girls who have or will Ministry of Defence. thing is certain: we will have to help our join us in future — and boys, you are NMS proposals are now bearing fruit selves more and more in the future if we about to get quite a shock if other mixed and the net effect is the rustication of the are to survive. That does not worry me as CCF units are anything to go by. 1 look Ministry of Defence from Whitehall. we have the best set of “squirrels” forward to the first Strathallan Girls Many Service desks will move to Service around! HCTC platoon and to our first girl at Establishments outside London and only On to more local matters — our Range Bisley. a small core remain in London. How, you and Stores are now fully operational and Sub/Lieutenant Ross has resigned from may well ask, does this effect the CCF? already the range is producing some the Naval Section, having done much in — The Joint Cadet Executive (JC), our excellent results in shooting competitions his short time with the Section. It wasn’t Head Office if you like, will disappear — let us hope that this will continue. Mr all that long ago that 1 first took him and its duties be re-allocated. A new tri- Eades has an “Emporium” with the best afloat in a Gemini at Port Edgar, and that Service Directorate of Reserve Forces and view and car park in the school. Kit actu facility is regularly used by the Naval Cadets (DRFC) will be established as part ally stays dry now and we have already Section, thanks to the good liaison struck of the Central Staff of the Ministry of removed the old range and “CCF Palace" up by him. The SBS was very much his Defence. Many of the cadet policy and — if someone can tell me where the Pipes baby and many Lower Sixth RN cadets management functions, previously con and Drums are currently housed. I’d be owe much to his determination to make ducted by JCE, will be undertaken by a glad to tell them! something of them in that year. Thank Joint Cadet Secretariat (JCS) within The Navy Section have a new kit store you Greg, and best wishes in your new DRFC. and office and the Royal Marines have a venture on Wednesday afternoons. That was one change that we expected. store/brewing room that they can actually As I write this I have just put the finish The other no-one could have foreseen or get into without falling through the floor ing details together for our Biennial at least no-one could have imagined the or finding rat droppings in the mess tins. Review by Vice Admiral Sir Hugo White time scale of the change. Hot on the heels Senior cadets think we are going soft — KCB CBE RN, Flag Officer Scotland and of Operation Granby/Desert Storm came and still cannot believe that it has all hap Northern Ireland. Without prejudging the an attempted coup in USSR and then the pened. outcome of that review, the facts and fig total collapse of the USSR with NATO In 1984 my predecessor requested that ures look encouraging and the CCF looks looking somewhat bemused. girls be allowed to join the CCF — “the forward to a new challenge, with perhaps Out of all this came the “peace divi time is not ripe”, he was told. 1992 more willing volunteers gaining from dend” with rationalisation of our armed appears to be the ripening time for this whatever they have put into their time forces: the N avy’s surface fleet to be idea and girls will now be in both the with us. reduced considerably, a cut in the number Navy and Army Sections and, if the red It remains for me to thank, on behalf of of submarines, shore establishments to be tape can be unravelled, our first female all the cadets, all the Officers and Mr closed, command boundaries to be Army Officer will have joined us. Eades — the true volunteers — for their altered, dockyard closures muted; Army Welcome Miss Smith. support, always beyond the call of duty. regiments to be disbanded or amalgamat At the same time the CCF has become Without them the Contingent could not ed and rebadged, BOAR to be drastically optional for this year’s Fourth and Lower exist. reduced; Royal Air Force Air Stations to Sixth Forms and in 1993 we will have a C.N.W. be closed and the possible contractorisa- tion of many hitherto service-orientated tasks such as Fishery Protection and Search and Rescue. There can be few who cannot remember the ‘Save the Scottish Regiments’ Campaign or the political furore over the proposals to study the clo sure of Rosyth Dockyard. It is hard to believe that all this has happened within a year and, naturally, this has led to redun dancies in the Armed Services at Officer and Rating level, some voluntary, some compulsory. Amazingly, this has not had any impact directly on the aim of the CCF as a Youth Leadership Training Organisation to date. However, there are indirect consequences of all these changes that we are just beginning to see. The Navy can give us less direct support in trained manpower and perhaps less sea time in Grey Funnel Action-man McKendry with his gun. ARMY “OPTIONS FOR CHANGE”

As I sit down to write my first Army We finally saw the completion of the needed most and has always been there report, the section has just returned from new range. This facility is a great boon for moral support and advice when I’ve its now annual sortie to Cultybraggan and we can work even harder on our found myself entangled in Army red tape. Camp near Comrie. As usual, what the shooting. The store rooms above the Sadly,Charles has now decided to hang camp lacks in modern facilities it makes range have given us even more space and up his combat jacket to allow us to get a up for in the quality of training. Everyone ability to organise our stores. I would like full-time officer into the Army Section. seemed to enjoy it and I would like to to thank Mr Eades, the unflappable and We arrived at Fort Augustus together in thank all the permanent staff for another patient guru of the Army Stores, for his 1974: he as a young member of staff and I successful camp. The weather was not hard work and support throughout the as a First Former. He soon found himself always kind but on the whole the boys year which has been invaluable. press-ganged into the Army Section stuck to their guns, took part with gusto The annual HCTC weekend at amongst many other duties. As always he and, like their predecessors, did them Cultybraggan was a closely fought con put his ‘all’ into the job and he has been selves and the school proud. test. The team, led by WOII D Robertson, giving of his time on Wednesday after As usual at camp new friendships were finished a disappointing 11th but were noons ever since — be it as an assault made and old ones renewed: Graham still only 12 points behind those in 4th pioneer, infantryman or marksman. His McKendry fell in love with “the gun”, place. I feel next year’s side may lack the ability to enthuse the conscripts or the Mark Price and James Steel built up a experience to compete due to the exodus laidback cadet never ceases to amaze. meaningful relationship with a couple of of seniors — but we’ll see. Charles also stuck to his guns and fought chick(en)s, while Gavins Levack and Cpls Paul Manwaring and Johnston the corner of the Army Section when oth Aldridge, with Price, took a fancy to my acquitted themselves well on the UKLF ers wanted to see it fold or thought it out packed lunch one day!! Leadership Course and should have moded or undesirable “in this day and I would like to thank Cpls Willie gained much from the experience. age”. Livingston, Michael Halliday and Sgt Nik Generally the Army Section has run I would like to thank Charles for his Hartley for giving up their holidays to smoothly this year, although we have had guidance and help in the past and 1 hope come to camp for a second time to keep our fair share of AWOLs and conscien that I can, in turn, develop the new-look an eye on the “troops”. tious objectors. The NCOs have been Army Section into an equally useful The talk in the Officers’ Mess was of invaluable in the weekly running of the youth group. It is ironic that two of the Options for Change, amalgamations, Section. All too often I have had to pass things Charles fought so hard for during early retiral, lay offs and disbandment — the burden on to them. Under Officer his time in the CCF only come around so the permanent staff were less at ease Robertson, Sgts Proctor and Healy, along after his retiral from it. The fact that these than usual! While the government has with the up and coming NCOs Ainsworth, changes are taking place is in no small been changing the shape and role of the Hartley, Russell and Raper: thank you. I way due to his work over the past few Army, so the School has had its own would also like to thank Adam years. Options for Change. As of next year the Streatfeild-James who has kept the gener Finally, I would like to take this chance CCF will become voluntary and thus the al cogs well oiled and turning and kept to welcome both Lyn Smith and the girls problems of conscripts will be gone. the armoury and range very efficiently. who opted for the Army, as well as the Inevitably there has been an exodus from Thank you, too, to Charles Court who has boys, to the Section and I hope that you the top end but there will also be a larger thankfully taken time out from his new will all gain from it and enjoy it. intake than normal, so the balance will responsibilities to help us when he was P.M.V. change in the Army, not the overall num bers. The second change which has been adopted for next year is that the CCF will become an equal opportunity activity. From the experience of other schools this will be a good thing and girls will keep the boys on their toes. The final change is that pupils will opt for the Marines at the start of their CCF career and not after one year. This will allow the Army Section to train and choose its future NCOs without having the worry that they may leave to join the Marines which, until now, has been the frustrating situation. Of the other events to take place this year there are too many to mention but I will list the more important ones. On Field Day, during the Michaelmas Term, the juniors went to visit The Black Watch at Balhousie Castle and also did some adventurous training. My thanks to Sgt Brass of the RIT for setting this up. Meanwhile, the seniors visited T he Royal Scots at Fort George where they were treated to an enjoyable, if tiring, night exercise and visit round the Fort. My thanks to all in The Royal Scots for their help. Good fun for Franny. ROYAL NAVY

This year the divisional system, intro The Sailing Centre at Port Edgar con and Sub. Lt. Ross for his enthusiasm in duced last session, proved successful as tinues to help us and Sub Lt Phillips took establishing the Lower Sixth Boat Group. the number of cadets grew to over one groups for motor training most weeks. Sadly, Sub. Lt. Ross, because of his vari hundred — at times training, both practi We are grateful to CPO Warren and his ous school commitments, left the CCF at cal and classroom orientated, would have staff for their assistance. Easter and will be sorely missed. proved difficult otherwise. We have been School activities are necessarily limited The senior NCOs this year were proba fortunate over the years in having dedicat but, largely due to enthusiastic senior bly the best ever and special thanks to ed and efficient senior NCOs and after NCOs, a varied outdoor programme was Under Officer Piganeau, Coxswains Dick, their leadership training at BRNC carried out involving the assault course, Ford and Obank for continued loyalty and Dartmouth, once again the senior cadets practical leadership tasks, raft race, etc. support, even during the School ‘A ’ Level proved capable. The RN Football Team also proved invin Examinations. Congratulations to Goody, A large group of new entry cadets set a cible. Ford and Piganeau on gaining their Gold challenge — probably the least motivated Camps and Courses are really what Duke of Edinburgh Award. recuits for many years. But at long last CCF training is all about. Strathallan, We thank Commander Woolley and Lt. changes are happening and soon all cadets once again, sent many officers and cadets Cdr. Sanford of our parent establishment, in the RN section will be volunteers. We to various establishments. At Easter Lt. HMS Camperdown, for their continued also look forward to welcoming girls next Cdr. MacLeod and four cadets attended interest. Lt. Cdr. McCrow has now retired term. the Air Acquaintance Course at HMS from the RNR. As our PLO for many School training is often limited and it is Heron, Yeovilton. LS Stevens gained his years Malcolm McCrow became a great always worthwhile to have the opportuni RYA Sports Boat Certificate at HMS friend and a helpful mentor. ty of visiting RN establishments. On Field Raleigh and a most enjoyable week was We also said goodbye recently to CPO Day HMS Camperdown provided motor spent on RMAS Cricklade cruising in the Thirlwall. We owe him a lot for his boat training combined with visits to both Firth of Clyde. When classroom naviga parade training. Unicorn and Discovery. Once again, CPO tion is put to practical use on water A new CCF building incorporates the Stokes arranged a good programme at cadets, they see the point of Sub. Lt. RN Clothing Store. With the assistance of HM Naval Base Rosyth which incorporat Goody’s classes. During the summer holi CPO Shemmell our stores are now in ed a fleet tender cruise — while the senior days three cadets are attending the Royal good order and passed muster. cadets were lucky enough to visit the Navy Acquaintance Course on board CPO Richards has again been of Clyde Submarine Base at Faslane. HMS Kent, Portsmouth, and five cadets immense help as our direct link with CCF During the year the Royal Navy are attending Britannia Royal Naval Headquarters. We thank him for contin Section has had several distinguished vis College — as scholars selected by the ued encouragement. itors. Our first was Lt. Cdr. Canford, RN, Director of Naval Recruiting. Officers are CCF Headquarters in Portsmouth are the Staff Officer of Tay Division RNR. also involved — Lt. Cdr. MacLeod, as invariably helpful and we are grateful to He inspected the Section and gave a talk Divisional Officer at RNAS Yeovilton the Staff Officer, Commander Wilson; to in the lecture theatre. The naval member and Senior River Officer at BRNC Andrew Hiscutt for his faultless adminis of the Joint Cadet Executive also visited Dartmouth, Lt. Clayton as Sailing tration, to Commander Goss as Boats us in the summer term. Commander Instructor during the HMS Kent Summer Officer and to Chief Wren Prior and to Skinns, RN, saw a normal training day Camp. Warrant Officer Chetwood for Camp and with the assault course being fully used. Course places. In June an excellent day’s sea training He then went to Lochore Meadows to see The Sea Cadet Corps often assists us was provided by Glasgow University the sailing programme.The senior cadets and on several occasions Sub. Lt. Royal Naval Unit. Lt. Cdt. Engeham, RN, had their night exercise at the beginning Saunders has assisted with practical train and the crew of HMS Smiter gave the ten of December. As this involved night navi ing. Strathallan cadets a superb day’s training. gation cadets were made aware of the We look forward to a new year with importance of accuracy. Apart from slight A successful year owes much to vari volunteer intake and a Royal Navy mishaps all enjoyed the experience. ous people: to a first-class team of offi General Inspection. During the winter term the NCOs put cers — Lt. Clayton as an excellent No 1, Promotions: To Coxswain — P Brown, more emphasis on outdoor training Sub. Lt. Goody as Training Planner, Sub G Wilson and N Wilson. which, combined with chartwork and sea Lt. Phillips for his motor boat- training T.J.M cL . manship, led to a high pass rate for the A B ’s test and a much better navigation standard for the proficiency class. The purchase of copies of the Sea Cadet Pocket Handbook proved helpful to cadets in these examinations. There has been good liaison with the Royal Marines and NCOs of both Sections have integrated in training. With most of the classroom work com pleted the summer term was filled with as many water activities as possible. Full use was made of the boating and wind surfing facilities at Lochore Meadows. To enable more cadets to take part a coach was hired weekly. Once again we are grateful to Lt. Clayton and Sub Lt. Goody for their instruction. We were runners-up at the Scottish Area Sailing Regatta. Bird control unit at RNAS, Yeovilton. ROYAL MARINES Having been asked to write the RM most of us the most exciting and although an increasingly violent world. For the article, I reflected on whether to record a we didn’t consider the reality of what we recruits navigation was perhaps “dwelled history of what my companions and 1 were doing, as expressed by a US training upon”. Both Lt Glimm and the SNCOs’ have achieved during our three year stint manual “...Ambush means killing we experience of missing bodies, missed ren with the Royal Marine Cadets or to write did learn that a properly executed ambush dezvous and unfulfilled checkpoints about what w e’ve all been up to during doesn’t give the recipients much of a ensured a lengthy but worthwhile and this year. 1 decided that since there’s plen chance. practical instruction. ty to write about this year, the stories of Having personally learned about pris Despite our personal dissociation, the Exercise Final Nail, Royal Marine oner interrogation at a RM Training Marines are part of the Navy and this year Annual Camps and Parachuting need not Camp, the Senior NCOs were able to pass saw a closer involvement between the be mentioned in any detail. on these skills with “helpful demonstra two. For the Navy cadets this meant This year was unusual in that four tions”. At the start of our exercise the new building poncho tents and setting up Upper Sixth boys remained in the Section cadets were stripped down to their under encampments, for us it meant three for most of the year, which meant that pants and stood in stress positions while Marines attending a Powerboating there were always senior boys around to we carried out an unpleasant and effective Course. The Course ended with two pass on their experience. With Warrant version of sleep deprivation, known now SNCOs being qualified as “reckless Officer Nick Dunn, Corporals Martin as “Mars Bar deprivation”. idiots” by a secretly admiring Navy Ross and Graham MacLennan and myself This year involved a lot of practical instructor, and also the recruitment of a as Troop Sergeant, the training cadre, work which, although military in purpose, Navy cadet who had accompanied the coupled with Lieutenant Glimm, was a can be applied to everyday situations. We Marines in the powerboat and had appar good team. The recruits, having been spent a lot of time on the topic of First ently liked the way we did things. weeded out from a long list of hopefuls, Aid and learned the rudiments of keeping I feel I could continue endlessly with were themselves excellent to work with. people alive. This spanned from blisters this report but there are limits.... Yet 1 The enthusiasm and ‘attitude checks’ to high-percentage burns to cardio-pul- hope to have inspired some interest in ensured a winning team and for me, in my monary resuscitaton. Unarmed combat is those lower forms because the ‘Marine final year, it was a superb end. an important feature of RM training and Experience’ is not to be missed. My only The initial lack of weapons available its relevance is not how to ‘kick heads’ warning is that you only get out what you limited some of our activities, but we but to give a confidence in one’s capabili put in therefore for those of you with a were quick to ‘adapt and overcome’. We ties and personal abilities, a confidence ‘bit about you’ who are prepared to give all now wear ’58 pattern webbing wher that is then subconciously expressed in things a go, 1 strongly advise you to sign ever we go; this meant that we always had one’s body language (how you walk, etc.) up for selection. our equipment ready to use and also gave and it reduces the likelihood of attack in ALECK BURRELL that added realism. As always we allocat ed our first training day to drill. The troop prided itself in a lack of drill or ‘bull- as it is justifiably called. Yet we were admit SKI EQUIPMENT AND CLOTHING tedly not particularly crisp in our drill and the ‘about turn on the march’ still left Skis, boots, bindings, hats, goggles, some of us puzzled. To compensate for \ ski servicing. this we chose to run instead and this year saw more running as a troop (with the I SEND FOR OUR SKI CATALOGUE addition of heavy webbing) than that of previous years. Fitness training of some j Be advised by David Banks, former sort — be it running, body circuits or run & Scottish ski champion and his ning the assault course — always ended our Wednesday afternoons and 1 hope this * experienced sales team. will now become standard practice within the Secion. HILLWALKING OUTDOORWEAR SPECIALISTS Our activities were not confined to fit ness; camouflage and concealment played Rucksacks, walking boots, waterproof clothing, a key part in our training with the foliage and cam cream being applied liberally breeches, fleece. and regularly throughout the year. The Pond exercise was, for me, the most GORETEX - SYMPATEX - BREATHABLE memorable of our activities. This exercise WATERPROOFS - TENTS - SLEEPING BAGS involved the troop in the middle of winter building flotation rafts from ponchos — SAILING SUITS - BUOYANCY AIDS then smashing through the thick ice on the pond and swimming across the deep LIFEJACKETS end. The object was then to open up the rafts and take out and change into the dry(ish) spare clothing. Without doubt it was cold but what I thought was impor ©auto ©cf m ra tant was that after this we emerged a real team, and a bond, which only can be formed through adversity, was built 29 ST JOHN STREET - PERTH between us all. With the arrival of weapons we prac Telephone (0738) 24928 ticed the art of section attacks, skirmish ing and ambushing. Ambushing was for

57 DUKE OF EDINBURGH’S AWARD To quote from that wisest of all publi cations (the Duke of Edinburgh Award Handbook), “If Snow & Ice are likely to be encountered, ventures may only be undertaken by expert organisations”: very useful when you wake up in the morning in mid-May with three inches (or was it 7.62cm) of the stuff around the tents. Yes, you’ve guessed it, summer had arrived and expeditions were in full swing. Fortunately the ‘experts’ taking part in the trip mentioned above coped admirably but were very unfortunate since the sun then came out and treated us to a wonder ful spell of weather. Many groups seemed to spend as much time cooling off in the mountain streams as they did getting hot walking between them and those who for got the suntan cream ended up almost as well done as the steaks which kept creep ing onto certain people’s menus (wonder ful what a Trangia and a bit of initiative can provide by way of cuisine). During the rest of the year participants have been making use of the wide range of sports and activities available to com plete the Skill and Physical Recreation sections of the award and thanks go to all those members of staff who helped in these and patiently sorted out the intrica cies of the new record books when con Peter Goody with his Gold A ward at Holy rood Palace. fronted with the oft repeated “Please Sir, can you sign me up for the D of E”. pupils going through the examination: McMullan, Kirstine Lawson, Claire For the service section over forty of the “But I must have explained that to them a Duckworth, Claire Halliday, Heather third form achieved the St Andrew’s hundred times” or similar comments were Scott, Anne Wilson, Robert Dundas, Ambulance First Aid Certificate, several heard. It’s a hard life being the teacher! William Broughton, Mark Hunter, people achieved Bronze Medallion Finally, here is a list of all those who Kristine Burr, Alistair Whyte, Fiona Lifesaving Awards, and a number took completed their awards this year. Nicholson, Mark Devine, Donald part in the various activities of the school Congratulations go to all of them. McIntyre, Nicholas Morley, Robert Community Service group. Robin Stewart BRONZE: Susie Dutton, Rebecca Dover, Mawdsley and David Macleod. and Francois Piganeau acted as instruc Isla Tyldesley, Louisa Falconer, Kate GOLD Francois Piganeau, Tracey tors on the lifesaving course to qualify for Hodgson, Wendy Rankin, Hilary Ross, Morton, Jamie Smith, Robin Stewart their Gold Awards and learned how nerve David Heslop, James Bird, Lucy and Peter Goody. racking it can be watching their own Webster, Johanna Matheson, Lesley J.S.B. GOING FOR GOLD

To D.O.E. or not to D.O.E.? This is knee high, ate grass, wore woolly coats invented a chilli-con-carne, with the help the question. The answer for most is no. and bleated constantly. However, we of Andrew, which was enough to put the For those seven intrepid explorers who were later slightly shocked by the ability reputation of chicken vindaloo to shame! enjoy a punishing 50 mile hike through of various forests to move and to become Special mentions are also deserved by wild country the answer is YES. an impenetrable jungle which we had to Dave ( a keen physicist) who demonstrat hack through machete-style. The amazingly From the moment we left school, spir ed the existance of gravity with his ruck its were high and the mini bus' ability to tame rabbits made up for this. They were sack and a steep hill and a supposedly cruise cattle grids helped even more. prepared to sit dead still when we came intelligent person who attempted to dou Even friendly P.C. Plod with his tales of up close and one even let us touch it! ble park his tent. However, it is to Jenny horrific ticks, rampant clegs and ferocious (Myxomatosis? Ed.). my greatest admiration goes for her brav snakes couldn’t put us off our three ery above and beyond the call of duty, not Nevertheless, it wasn't all fun. I was course evening meals whilst we sat only in putting up with us for a week but constantly reminded about an army camp watching the sunset over Ben More. also for living off Frankfurters and pot that 1 was to go to afterwards and Neil noodle during all that time. Amazing! Spirits remained at this high throughout had a terrible time trying to keep his feet To conclude, it only remains for me to the walk — partly through the idiotic dry, even though they were already say thanks to all involved especially Mr efforts of Gavin who sang inconceviably drenched. But these bad times were B. and to wonder why more people don't bad songs such as, "The Bear Went over swamped by Chief Chief Fire Chief's join in the fun, and yes Gavin, 1 did the Mountain" and attempted to convince evening bring-and-burn sessions. If it did enjoy Army Camp. that these very same bears were in fact n't move it burned. Moreover, Duncan NIK HARTLEY KNOYDART NEWS Once more the second week in June suaded to take the kitchen sink out of his At the centre everything was running saw a merry band of UVI and staff col rucksack. The canoeists headed towards out. First it was the water then the petrol lecting gear and psyching themselves up Inverie by a route that was more circular in the launch coming back from an excur for the Post Highers week. JLB had been in some cases than direct. The way back sion to Stoull, a ruined village further forbidden to mention the w-e-a-t-h-e-r in was punctuated by several seal-launches down the loch. Luckily we just made it to the hope that he, in his position as the rain and yet more plastic was left on the rocks the jetty and wind-power did not have to god of Knoydart, might go unnoticed by beside Loch Nevis. be used, though several would have been the elements. Luckily this tactic seemed In the evening a foray was made in the willing, and able, to oblige. to work and blue skies and sunshine rescue boat to Sourlies Bothy at the end Friday: By this time we had all become became the norm. The staff acknowl of the loch. Fears of dehydration in the pretty adroit at flushing the loo with a edged that conditions resembled Hell but heat had made it imperative to get in fur bucket of sea water. Showers were then somebody had to relieve the house ther liquid supplies. JLB and JSB also banned. In fact, only Dan and Peter had masters of their post-exam loose-enders. had to give their order for the last night that experience — pity they didn’t get up As a blow by blow account would meal at the hotel in Inverie. They bravely first! ("Muni, Peter's wet the bed!”) become tedious brief anecdotes will have waded out through the shallows and Mr A game of canoe polo revealed aggres to suffice. (Ed: The rest was censored Wilson, armed with menu, bottle and nap sion in many unexpected quarters — anyway!) kin, acted as waiter for the occasion. Simon Miller was especially impressive. Saturday: An advance party led by JSB, Back at Ardintigh Dave and Trish, the Perhaps he was just keen not to fall in JLB and Douglas Elder headed off wardens, were having a ceilidh attended after Dan had pronounced, in fairly towards Sourlie’s bothy. Despite the by, among others, a man-eating one-time- colourful language, that the loch water promise of much money, a bog deep murderess called Barbara, and Donald was rather cold. enough in which to leave Peter Clow was Tarbet who, at 92, had the day before Miss Neale’s elegantly made-up not discovered. Instead skinny-dipping in walked two miles to catch the boat to appearance had been a source of wonder the pools had to provide the amusement. Mallaig to check with the Doctor that he all week but finally a use for all these lux Sunday: While the walkers explored was sound in wind and limb. uries was discovered as the group joined the upper reaches of the River Carnach Thursday: The sun beat down and after together to get revenge on PJE for all the and scaled the dizzy heights of Sgurr na the night before’s excesses the apres- atrocities he had committed. A truce had Ciche the second half of the group headed midge (solarcaine) was much in use — finally to be called to let him use the nail straight for Ardintigh. EAE, with limited the midges say it’s great for indigestion. varnish remover. canoeing ability and wearing no contact A frog was discovered and despite reliev From then on it was all hands to tidy up lenses, followed the coloured blobs of the ing itself in its fright (bad luck, Robin) as we had the launch booked for six to other canoes into Loch Nevis. Meanwhile showed itself willing to be kissed by Miss take us over to Inverie. There the staff Miss Neale, congratulating herself on the England. As a result EAE was awarded consumed a magnificent sea food supper easy option of going on the launch with the dubious privilege of being married to while the boys went off to put out the fire food, gear and Mr Wilson (soon to be ele Peter Clow, but several water fights later in their mouths, caused by a meal for vated to the rank of Admiral), was oblivi they were divorced. Relations were fur twelve being flavoured by chilli for thirty. ous to the strangled cries of the canoeists ther complicated when Miss Neale Saturday: Up at 6.30am (groan) for the still ashore whose packed lunches she had acknowledged Peter and Dan to be her final pack and off. A lifestyle where the kidnapped. sons. Many were the cries of “Mum!” hardest decision to be made was what fac Monday: Those at the centre enjoyed thereafter. tor suncream to put on and the main intel fine conditions for a canoe journey into Meanwhile, the launch — with green lectual challenge was finding new uses the inner loch. There, James Cuthill’s welly atop a large branch, had been chris for Flora Margarine, (Miss England had sunburnt arms, white torso and wet-suit tened the HMS Wellybob with Miss discovered it to be very soothing on blis clad legs, resembled a neopolitan ice Neale a glamorous figurehead for the ters, while PJE swore it to be invaluable cream and Ben Gray demonstrated why morning. Somehow Miss England’s expe in a severe case of spraydeck nipple — his cricketing skills had not kept him at rience in the engine room in the afternoon perhaps we should have tried it on the school when he tried to hook a jellyfish was neither so much fun nor dry. Admiral’s terminally frayed wellies), was for six and promptly capsized. Miss Neale In the afternoon the endless tedium of one that nobody really wanted to aban and Miss England, still at the going- sunbathing was alleviated when Dan spot don. Except that is, for one, who, when round-in-circles stage, nearly came to ted something ominous. However, loud asked whether he wanted to go back to blows as their canoes crashed into one cries of “shark” and much banging of pots School said: “Yes, just to tell everyone another. and pans failed to alert the windsurfers — what they missed.” Later a new sport was invented: Miss good job it was a false alarm. E.A.E. England gained a lot of bruises, Mr Taylor used only his hands, while James Healy learned that you only had to get one leg over for success. What was it? Climbing round a table, of course. Tuesday: A relaxing day was had by all at the centre. Some of the staff seal- launched the double canoes and pupils followed suit. JKT and PJE managed, successfully, to roll a double canoe together; Ben Gray and Miss England failed in single canoes separately. Miss Neale and Dan led a party to the woods to collect for a barbeque that was much enjoyed by all, especially the midges. Wednesday: The second walking expe dition set off only after Ben had been per Miss Neale shows 'em how it's done.

59 ARDINTIGH DAWN

Still and soundless lochside in the pastel By the silent lochside, in the mauve and Now, back to a different life, reality re twilight gloom, lilac dawning, born, Midnight by the water, polished by mid Oyster-catchers dive and cry, to greet The moment passed. I can’t believe now summer moon, another morning, that we sat and watched the dawn In the half-light of the sky, the Cuillin Eyes which grow accustomed to the fast- But I wonder, when 1 see you, if you Ridge defined, increasing light think of Ardintigh, Against an ochre cloud-base that the sun See the glowing of another sunrise chase And the pale grey sunrise breaking on the set left behind. away the night. Cuillin Hills of Skye. Anon. Shadows of the hills; the mountain mantle Here, with you, 1 sit and watch the dawn (Thoughts of ‘Post-Highers’ Week) all around stretch to the sky. Mirrored on the glassy waters, echoed Throw its reaching arms across the bay of without sound, Ardintigh. Quiet voices murmur, and hours slip gen Laughing at the thought that school is just tly by, twelve hours away, As the first light softly breathes its gentle It all seems quite unreal here at the break breath on Ardintigh. of the last day. Drawing by Eiliilh Nicolson. SURVIVAL This year one member of the survival away the hours of darkness by squawking combined efforts could not prevent the party was left behind - thank goodness incessantly. Eventually we settled for the occasional sense of humour failure in this happened at the beginning of the usual, a menu on which sea-gull and wild some dark, wet corners. week! garlic stew topped the list and which was The weather played a major part After an interesting leavers’ party in notable for its absence of fish. throughout the week. The problems of Edinburgh, Clodagh M. missed her con Why fishing should present such a keeping dry and warm did not eliminate nection back to School. (Of course it was problem I will never really understand. all thoughts of food, but they certainly somebody else’s fault, but we shan’t men After all, one is surrounded by waters that pushed the talk of pizza and cheeseburg tion Dave Young by name). After this are fished regularly by professionals who ers into the background. And of course, ominous start, however, things went seem to be able to make a living, never when the wind rose the question of smoothly and we reached the island of mind a single meal, from their activity. whether the boat would manage to pick us Fladda without a hitch. But somehow our makeshift array of up at the end of the week provided hours Having run these Survival Weeks for a hooks on home-made floats fail to pro of speculative discussion and allowed number of years now, I was interested to duce the goods and as the week went by, those with a sick sense of humour to find out how a party composed entirely of the interest shifted from what appeared to develop the topic of cannibalism to school leavers would take to it. Would be a rather futile exercise towards the almost danger level. they all be terribly mature and indepen more profitable bird hunting. dent or would they still maintain the insti Regular readers of this column will I won’t keep you in suspense any tutionalised thinking instilled into them have noticed that once again food (or the longer - nobody was eaten, we did get by many years of school life? I would lack of it) appears to dominate the think picked up, we did survive, and everybody have to wait and see. ing. 1 keep telling prospective survivors received the prestigious club tie in the On arrival on Fladda, which - for the that this is really the last item on the list end. uninitiated - is a tiny slab of more or less of priorities, comii:g a long time after the barren rock in the Treshnish Islands real essentials of shelter, water and fuel. But what of my earlier question, between Mull and Coll, the first task was, But will they ever learn? whether a group of people who had actu as always, the establishment of some rea How important the shelter is was beau ally left school and who were, to all sonable form of shelter. There was a dis tifully demonstrated from Day Two intents and purposes, free to do exactly as tinct shortage of building materials, but onwards. The dry spell that had accompa they pleased would be different from the the committee managed to produce an nied the time of the School Exams ended, usual group of survivors? ingenious construction of ponchos and and our defences against the rain were Let’s say that I had less to do than nor string that looked sufficiently stable and tested severely every night - and most mally. The decisions were initially taken inviting. There was even enough time left days as well. What would survival be by the group but a certain leadership before dark for the huntin’ and fishin’ set without giant puddles of water gathering seemed to emerge quite naturally; the to swing into action and to let the resident on the poncho roof directly overhead, doers did what had to be done and sea-gulls know that we had arrived. threatening to drown the unsuspecting required only the gentlest of direction and The aroma of cooking sea-gull brought sleeper and regularly managing to do so. advice, leaving me more time than ever back memories, not all of them sweet, and It provides a lot of fun for those who are before to read my book. In fact, if the sun I happily joined those who decided to spared the experience, until their turn had been shining, I would have been able give this culinary attempt a miss and go inevitably comes and they join the Chorus to lounge on a rock and get tanned. on a bit of a diet instead. Sea-birds of the Drenched - a swearbox would fill became an increasingly important part of up nicely on these occasions. So if you read this, Heather, Judith, our lives. Some were edible and came, With the rain came the wind - a gale, Alex, Nick, Martin, Jamie, James, Peter, like the puffins, with the highest recom in fact and the roof construction had to be Dave, Chris and Mark - if you can go mendations of the St Kildans - but we all re-thought and re-worked under some through life tackling problems as cheer know what happened to them, and what difficult circumstances at two fully and efficiently as you tackled the besides, puffins are protected by law. o ’clock in the morning. Much praise must survival week I shall have no worries Others, like the elusive storm petrel, nest go to Alex and Martin for keeping the about your future. in the rocks next to the shelter and while roof up and the spirits high, but even their K.G.

60 AROUND THE SCHOOL

It is impossible that a pupil can pass through Strathallan School without at least once encountering Mr Eades and yet, despite this, most people are unaware of exactly what his job entails, and often fail to give him the recognition he deserves. As in any smooth-running and success ful organisation it is usually the people behind the scenes who keep it going with their hard work and commitment, and Mr Eades is a good example of this: a consid erable force behind Strathallan. In fact, he has a hand in many aspects of running the non-academic life of the school — from working with the Headmaster’s Secretary’s office to being responsible for the well-being of individual pupils to whom he becomes “in loco parentis” or substitute parent when he transports them for treatment at the hospital. This is a duty which he carries out almost every day with great cheerfulness and much sympathy. On top of that Mr Eades runs the sta tionery store, patiently issuing pens and paper to all, as well as doing the accounts and collecting goods from Perth. He can always be depended upon to find, and acquire, the best and latest ink eradicator or paper folder to order and always has time for a discussion on the merits of his stock. He also runs the CCF store almost single-handedly — as Quartermaster Sergeant, being responsible for every thing that comes into the store, as well as distributing it. As a result, Mr Eades has hardly a spare moment as I found when trying to “interview" him, and 1 believe that it is time that we thanked him for all his hard Mr Eades takes a bow. work — but especially for his ability to remain friendly and considerate even while dealing daily with the pupils of Strathallan. So, Mr Eades — we thank you! ALASTAIR EDWARDS

Sister Isobel Stead in the San. Marie — miles of essential repairs!

61 FREELAND embarked on an odessey of adventure — the new and improved, first-ever study bedroom year. To add to that there was a new housemaster, house tutor and pool table. What’s more, babysitting for Mr Court was no longer looked upon in the same light since his sons own an Nintendo and you don’t have to walk miles to his house. Better still, along with Mr Mayes (and his inability to buy tickets) came Harvey — the world’s best excuse not to do prep. Harvey, a small furry rat-like animal is perhaps the noisiest thing in Freeland, putting even the juniors to shame, and he continues to bark during prep despite efforts to ‘bleach’ him out! As for the socialisation of the house, bread is plentiful and the new house co-operative selling essentials to the hungry workers has been firmly established — things could hardly be bet ter. Nik Hartley

Nik Hartley plans a fast get-away. It took a sporting experience to wipe the smile off Nick Jones' face!

NICOL is a house. Quite a large house, but no larger than any of the other houses. Yet, compared with other houses you are stunned by the pure simplicity of our por tal, especially with its shoe-cleaning device (thanks, PMV) and the designer umbrella rack, which is one of the more ingenious inventions of the CDT Dept. Moving in, one is awestruck by the mon umental notice-board, the contents of which are rarely read and never under stood! Culture! Never has a word been so incongruous with the choice of paintings that litter our walls and the varied range of music which is forced to be kept to a maximum volume due to the fact that it is swamped by louder music if it is not. You reach your study only to be met by a little self-adhesive yellow slip telling you that the door is locked. You take a deep breath as you realise you must face the inevitable: Mrs Murray is effective in keeping tidy the studies of even the most notorious mobster, and even the bravest shudders in his boots when he realises that he has not changed his sheets .... Roderick Williams and Duncan Dunlop.

62 Once the date of the SIXTH-FORM - BALL had eventually been decided, the night was approached with enthusiasm, and an unusual degree of optimism - on my part, at least. After the Thornbank and Woodland’s girls were collected by their ‘escorts’, all sixth formers met for pre- S*fs £, f. . £. U. MOW AT Ball drinks in the new exam hall, where ?\ I. SiVCf: 49UM everybody quickly relaxed and got into im &*: **£***# the swing of things. Indeed, during the If* course of the evening much swinging was Mrruk done by all - especially in the often amusing attempts at Scottish country dancing by wary newcomers to the ball scene. The school band, consisting of Hamish McCartan, Piers Raper, Neil Russell, Robbie Wilson and Phil Ainsworth, made their debut perfor mance, much to the delight of the merry members of the sixth form who reeled and freaked with gusto to their music. Credit is due to all the staff who managed not only to maintain a sense of humour, but also to join in the high-spirited and sometimes perilous dances. The end of the evening saw many people definitely in need of a good night’s sleep, and the realisation that it is actually possible to have fun during the long, cold Easter term began to cheer us all at dawn. "Can 1 cope?" Robin Johnston escorting Tessa Dunlop. Jennifer Macdonald

LAST WORDS —Well, the end is although this may just be because I’m in hand but its fundamental importance nigh and in this contribution to the school upper sixth, I felt the school was much doesn’t change with use - when there’s magazine I think I am meant to sum up more integrated this year: links were that big mountain to climb, stop staring at the year, identify the major events and made across all forms and sexes (how the steps and start stepping up the stairs. categorize the atmosphere within the many are there?) while the peer group Finally — No real changes? Gordon school. bonds remained as strong as ever. This Watt eat your heart out . . . we were That is quite some task when so much could be a result of the new houses and stunned by Mr Pighills’ announcement, has happened and when the year has gone increased independence or just the won just after the beginning of term, that he is so quickly that everything is just a haze. derful upper sixth, although some people to retire at the end of this year. A sense of There has been of course one major event may have something to say about that. insecurity, yet of anticipation creeps into at Strathallan this year: the boys are final It’s been a good year and all that sticks the soul . . . School ‘pigs’ - you’re on ly all in their own houses and study bed in my mind is a phrase that was cited at your last legs! rooms and roots are being made as they this years prize giving; it’s now third Claire Tomlin try to find an alternative excuse to accuse those on high of being feminists since accommodation is now on an even par. Rumour has it that washing machines may be installed next year. . . mmm, well it’s an interesting thought!! One change that provoked some inter esting reactions was the alteration of our beloved school uniform; gone were the multi-coloured v-necks, the extremely varied prefects’ attire and here were the Guernseys and the go-faster stripes. Yet we DID get to wear our “casuals” after tea and after chapel on Sundays - and did we? Well, the novelty wore off pretty quickly as the faithful old games kit was voted more comfortable and less trouble. Still, looking back to when the girls didn’t have to wear ties (one-nil to the feminists) and upper six basically wore anything, the changes were needed and we do look pretty smart, on the whole. While looking smart the school man aged to behave well generally, although the fact that half of it was rendered immo bile by measles and various other diseases in the first term must have helped. There were the inevitable few hiccups but A.D. Stevens and Matthew Barker in their "casuals" for the Fun Run.

63 FLOWER-POWER After a lot of discussions, and even more confusion, a theme was decided on: humour shone through yet again with "Hippies and Yuppies'. Despite all the new ideas about the disco, we had to have some traditions kept (within school rules of course!) and as it was a leap year the girls decided to make the most of that opportunity. Now not only did we have to worry about what to wear, whether it be hippie or yup pie, we had to wonder who to ask and how! The invitations were just a little peculiar, as we wrote on anything and everything: bread, stones, leaves and even with lipstick. Crazy we know, but fun! As the night rolled closer everyone (or the girls anyway) went mad trying on clothes, (most of which had come from grannie's cupboard) and experimenting, and 1 mean experimenting, with make-up. I've never seen flowers on cheeks, fore Before we knew it we were over in the band. Soon we were on to the slow songs heads and many other places before! "converted" Leburn dorms with music that at times, depending who you were There was a sudden interest from people blasting from everywhere. At first every dancing with, seemed to last forever! The who weren’t going to help. We are still one just stood there looking gormless but DJ then announced the last song was not quite sure whether it actually was help as soon as good old fourth form arrived about to be played and everyone put their or revenge! Believe me, if you had seen the party livened up! Before long we were greatest effort into some SERIOUS dancing. some people that night you would have amazed by the wide variety of dancing: As for the scandal . . . well that's for the wondered too. the "lads" were "headbanging" and jump people who were there to know and the At last, after what seemed like an eter ing and at the same time toes and feet people who weren't, don't deserve to. The nity, everyone made the final adjustments were flattened into unpredictable and only surprising thing that happened was to their . . . um . . . costumes!? Soon painful shapes by the demands of gyra that much to everyone's disbelief we did queries of "Do I look alright?' and "Are tions and shakings. n't get the disco banned for next year. you sure?" were flying from every room The hours went flying past with loud Thanks Mr Vallot. as girls lost, found and lost everything disco music and (how shall we say) an again. ‘unforgettable’ performance by the school CATHERINE LOW

Ruthven's "Dudes " head for the dance.

64 BEANCHIES Lower VI were ordered to the lecture After many fraught and tangled sewing At the end of the year, after many theatre one evening to receive a talk about lessons, we produced our first scrunchie — mishaps, mostly in the communication Young Enterprise. The talk started and not too bad for beginners since the pulled- department, we did actually make a profit things didn’t seem too bad — most stayed tight design with elastic concealed our of around £200. The kindhearted Board of awake. Finally we were asked who want erratic stitchwork very nicely. Much to Directors decided not to keep the money ed to set up a company and play big boys our surprise, orders flooded in and the for themselves and instead all sharehold (and girls!) for a year. Some of us, des typing room-turned-factory-sweat-shop ers received a dividend. Great rejoicing. perate to have something to write on our was bright with Liberty swathes and enthu The Young Enterprise organisation set CV’s said we would have a go. That’s all siasm. it was at the time - a big joke. an optional exam which all of us We were soon straightened out. At our The next step - a major one - was trying involved, sat. And, yes, we all just, first meeting with our advisers (actual big to figure out how to make a beanbag. passed, with one exception - Mariet boys and girls who volunteered to help Only our Managing Director had the Semple, who received a distinction! keep us going along the right lines), we faintest idea - and that was to ask her The scheme was tremendous fun and a were told to think of the products we mother! However, eventually a proper good time was had by all while learning wanted to make and a name for our com pattern was made from unpicking a worn- something about the big (bad!) world. pany. Well we quickly decided to make out pouffe and the prototype beanbag MARGARET LOW beanbags and scrunchies. No-one bothered emerged. Mr Forster was our first cus to consider the fact that only two of tomer. Either by great faith in our abilities, Company Members us could actually use a sewing machine! or by sheer stupidity he ordered six bean bags for Woodlands House. We now had With all our imaginable skills put togeth Managing Director Jenny Griffiths something to strive fo r. .. er we finally came up with a name - Marketing Director Andrew McNamara BEANCHIES. (The first four letters of In fact the whole year was a practice Sales Director Margaret C. Low beanbag and the last four of scrunchies run since everyone, even Mr Williams Personnel Director Mariet Semple for those who didn't notice). That was our and the appointed advisors, was new to Accounting Director Christopher Moore first major mistake. With a name like that Young Enterprise. Every month we had a Production Director Gavin Wilson no-one was prepared to take us seriously. board meeting and thanks to Frances from Secretary Rachel Taylor\ Since one of the rules laid down was Marks and Spencer, one of our advisors, Rona Macdonald that our only initial capital was from these took place in the MD's boardroom Staff: Matthew Park shares sold in our company, the name was in Perth. This became the highlight of the Alastair Doodson at once a drawback. However, there are month. (M. and S. biscuits are delicious!). Alastair Edwards many optimists at Strathallan, so we got Here we discussed the problems we were Pauline Lockhart our money in the end, often from other having in each department and generally Caroline Lusk pupils eager to earn dividends from their came up with sensible solutions to solve Iain Davidson sweetie money. them. Justin Borgen-Neilson RADIO FREAKS This year, for the first time in my mem with that story about his cheap Australian ing one lecture with a plume of smoke ory, Mr Goody ran an amateur radio club. radio not having a whistle of its own? emerging from his left earphone. Meetings were on Thursdays during prep. “Santa Claus" distinguished himself Sadly, the only girl to survive beyond — at first in a maths room, then in the with a 30 minute contact with a Swedish the first week was Joanna Malcolm who new radio “shack" in the Activities Block. fishing trawler but James’ claimed hour persevered through constant teasing, To many people, amateur radio sounds long chat with an Admiral of the Swiss chalk dust and water spray but has yet to boring, but most who have tried it have Navy was discounted at the time of his transmit anything despite being in great found it a friendly, light-hearted hobby, transmission. James himself managed fine demand with other female operators. Has where everyone has a sense of humour. A after noticing that the radio could not all this victimisation been for nothing? typical example of this is the entry in the make sense of his mental ‘binary’, Come on, you Amazons, we deserve bet log book — a call sign ending “Only although his action did inspire the world's ter next year. .. Drinks Whisky” — an interesting version most famous saying, “It is interesting how of the phonetic alphabet! (“Are we laugh often those who say most, normally, Many thanks to Bill for his lectures, ing?” Ed.). refuse to speak on the air.” (What do you and to Mr Goody for setting it all up. The purpose of the club was to learn mean, you ‘haven't heard it?’) Sorry about all aspects of amateur radio, then to James, you weren’t actually supposed to Congratulations to David Clarke, David sit the Radio A m ateur’s Exam which answer that with your life story, although Fraser, James Roome, Robert Wheeldon would allow us to transmit alone. David it does explain one or two small points ... and Iain Sinclair on passing both parts of Clark would obviously succeed without Sole representative of Form V, Neil the RAE and becoming fully-fledged apparently listening to anything, but Peter Blatherwick (well known for ‘blather’) Radio Amateurs with a B class licence. Goody was heard to express doubts about turned up late and soaking wet every Let us hope that Neil Blathcrwick can hi own chances, despite being a mathe week. Life saving, eh? Don’t believe a pass his remaining exam and become the matician's son. word of it. A mention must also be made sixth Strathallian Licenced Radio Robert Wheeldon’s claim to fame of Andrew Yeates (no relation to the poet Amateur. (apart from an episode involving a large of almost the same name!), who discov number of packed teas, just before the ered early on that he much preferred the By the time you read this, the club will exams) was his bizarre Australian ritual company of pianos to radios. We thought be operational on “Packet” with call sign of whistling at the radio, supposedly until he had a point about their quality of GM7NSS as well as working HF on it chirped back. This practice lacks com sound but remain unconvinced about his GS0PSS — try us! New members will be mon sense, but makes a great spectator violin. ‘The German Army’ also beat a enthusiastically welcomed. sport. Who did he think he would fool hurried retreat after being observed dur IAIN SENIOR

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"Come on, mum!

67 VALETE

LOW J. C. Came 1987; III; House CLARK D. W. Came 1986; II; House FREELAND Prefect; 1st XV Rugby; 1st VII Rugby; Prefect; House Colours; Rugby 5th XV; UVI 1st XI Hockey; Athletics Team (Junior, Hockey 4th XI (Captain); Golf 1st IV; ANDERSON E. D. Came 1987; III; Middle and Senior Victor Ludorums); Academic Scholarship; 3rd Form Prize; School Prefect; 1st XV Rugby; 1st XI Cadet in CCF; Bronze D of E. 5, Spylaw 4th Form Prize; GCSE Exam Prize; Cricket; 1st XI Hockey; 1st VII Rugby; Park, Edinburgh. EH 13 OLS Maths Prize; Physics Prize; Chemistry 1st XI Football; Lance Corporal; Bronze Prize, Winner 1990 Dundee University OBANK G. D. Came 1990; LVI; 1st D of E; Houston Prize for all-round School Project Competition; D of E XI Football; 2nd XI Cricket; 3rd XV Merit. Ardarroch House, Rail, Perthshire, Bronze; School Magazine. 4268 Scotland. PH2 7RT Rugby; 4th XI Hockey; Skiing Team Peppermill Lane, Cincinnati, Ohio 45242, CATHCART D. E. Came 1990; LVI; (Captain); Debating; Coxswain in the USA. Navy; Bronze D of E. House Prefect, 7th XV Rugby; Green Willow, GOODY P. Came 1984; I; House Curly Hill, Ilkley, West York shire, Swimming team; Basketball team; Prefect; Rugby 3rd XV; Athletics; England. Skiing; Cycling. Culraven, Borgue, Sailing; Lifesaving; Survival; Radio Kirkcudbright, Scotland. DG6 4SG SALTERS K. L. Came 1987: III; Club; Drama; Network Manager; School DICK M. J. Came 1987; III; House House Prefect; 1st XV Rugby; 1st XI Magazine Editor; School Photographer; D Prefect; 2nd XV Rugby; Athletics Team Hockey; 1st XI Cricket (Captain); Bronze of E Bronze, Silver and Gold; 3rd Form (Captain); Swimming team; Squash team; D of E. Fort Lodge, 9, Fort Road, Effort Prize; 4th Form Effort Prize; PO in Cross-country team; School play; Pipe Helen s Bay, Co. Down N Ireland. Navy. Lambs Park, Forgandenny, Perth. Band; Coxwain in Navy; Sports colours. BT19 1LD PH2 9HS 8, Grant Avenue, Colinton, Edinburgh. FORD J. R. Came 1987; III; House SMITH J. A. Came 1984; I; House LATTA W. A. Came 1987; III; House Prefect; Rugby 3rd XV; 3rd Form Set Prefect; 2nd XV Rugby; 2nd XI Hockey; Prefect, 5th XV Rugby; Sailing Team; 2nd XI Cricket; Lifesaving; Under- Canoeing; Badminton; Lifesaving; Petty Prize; Lance Corporal; Chief Mechanic in Officer; Bronze, Silver and Gold D of E. Officer; Bronze, Silver and Gold D of E. Motorbikes. Kiddingwood Farm, Duncan, Kirkmahoe, Dumfries. DG1 1RD Nicol House, Strathallan School, 72, Ardens late Road, Kirn, Dunoon, Argyll. PA23 8HY Forgandenny, Perth. PH2 9EG MACGREGOR-CHRISTIE G. A. GORDON M. S. Came 1990; LVI; 7th SMITH M. A. Came 1986; II; House Came 1987; III; House Prefect; House XV Rugby; 1st VI Tennis; Social Prefect; 1st XI Cricket; 1st XI Hockey; Colours; Rugby 2nd XV; Cricket 3rd XI; Committee; Petty Officer. Deils Craig, 2nd XV Rugby (Captain); Orchestra; Hockey 2nd XI; Football 1st XI Strathblane, Glasgow. G63 9ET Choir; Dance Band; Brass Group; Petty (Captain); Minor Sports Colours for GRAY G. B. R. Came 1987; III; House Officer. Helenslea, 39 London Road, Football; Able Seaman in Navy. 16, Prefect; 3rd XV Rugby; Athletics team; Stranraer. DG9 8AF Raeburn Mews, Stockbridge, Edinburgh. Skiing team; Canoeing; Swimming; Tennis; Golf; Corporal; Bronze D of E. WOOD A. F. C. Came 1986; II; School McGILVRAY D. J. P. Came 1987; 111; East Fenton, North Berwick, E ast Prefect; 1st XV Rugby; 1st XI Hockey; House Prefect: Rugby 7th XV (Captain); Lothian. EH39 5AH 1st XI Cricket; 1st VII Rugby; Royal Hockey 4th XI (Captain); Football 1st XI: HEALY J. M. Came 1987; III; House Marines; Lancc Corporal Pipe Band. 25, Swimming; Debating; D of E Bronze; Prefect; 5th XV Rugby (Captain); India Street, Edinburgh. EH3 6HE Ju n io r NCO in RAF. Gartinstarry Athletics Team; Climbing; Skiing; Lodge, Buchlyvie, Stirling. FK8 3PD Running; Swimming; Basketball; PROCTER C. I. Came 1987; III; House Sergeant. Northfield, 11, Muirton Bank, V Perth. PHI 5DN AND ERSO N S. W. Came 1986; I; Prefect: House Colours; Rugby 3rd XV; HYDE A. L. Came 1987; III; 7th XV Senior Colts Rugby; Senior Colts Cricket; Cross country; Debating; D of E Bronze; Drama; Survival; Company Sergeant Rugby; 2nd XI Hockey, 2nd XI Cricket; 3rd XI Hockey; Canoeing; Golf; Major in Army. I.othlorien, 14, Wilson Canoeing, Bronze D of E. 3, Killin Court, Lifesaving; Lance Corporal; Bronze D of Dunfermline, Fife. KYI 2 7XF E. 34, Menteith View, Dunblane, Road, Banchory, Kincardineshire. AB3I 3UY JOHNSTON R. G. J. Came 1985; I; Perthshire. School Prefect; 1st XV Rugby; 1st VII ROBERTSON D. C. Came 1988; IV; Rugby; 1st XI Cricket; 1st XI Football; House Prefect; House Colours, Rugby 1st V Basketball; Petty-Oflicer in Navy; 2nd XV; Hockey 1st XI, (Full Colours); Drum Major. 29, Falcon Gardens, Football 1st XI; Indoor Hockey (Minor Edinburgh. EH 10 4AR Sports Colours); Under-Officer in Army; LAMB R. C. Came 1990; LVI; 7th XV Army Summer Stroll Team; Army HCTC Rugby; 4th XI Hockey; 3rd XI Cricket; NICOL I earn. 3, Pitcullen Terrace, Perth. PH2 1st XI Football; 1st V Basketball 7EQ (Captain); Skiing, NCO in Navy. 15, UVI Chemin de la Grenouillette, 31170 BUCKLEY N. P. Came 1988; IV; 1A YLOR M. A. Came 1986; III; Tournefeuille, Toulouse, France. School Prefect; Head of House; Rugby House Prefect; Rugby 3rd XV (Captain); LOCHORE H. M. Came 1984; I; Head 5th XV; T ennis 1st VI (Captain); Hockey 1st XI, (Full Colours); Football of House; School Prefect; 1st XV Rugby; Swimming (Captain); Full Colours 1st XI; Summer Hockey 1st XI (Captain); 1st VII Rugby; 1st XI Hockey; Athletics (Tennis and Swimming): Lance-Corporal, Able Seaman in Navy. Doune na Ree, team. Burgie House, Forres, Moray. Head of Motorbikes. Kartenaerlaan 7, Lower Powburn; Fordoun, by N36 OQU 2121 XJ Benebroek, Netherlands. Laurencekirk, Kincardineshire.

68 TENCH M. S. R. Came 1987; III; Corporal in Royal Marines; Bronze and School Prefect; Rugby 1st XV; Cricket Silver D of E. 16c, Drummond Road, SIMPSON 1st XI; Hockey 3rd XI; 4th Form Exam Inverness. IV2 4NB UVI Prize; PO in Navy. Newton of Barras, MILLER S. P. Came 1988; III; 7th XV AITKEN P. Came 1988; III; School Stonehaven. AB3 2TU Rugby; Sub PO in Navy; Bronze D of E. Prefect; 2nd XV Rugby (Captain); 1st XI llderton Hall, Wooperton, Alnwick, Hockey (Half Colours); 3rd XI Cricket; LVI Northumberland. 1st XI Football; Golf; Debating; Head of BRADBURY D. A. Came 1988; III; PIGANEAU F. X. M. G. Came 1987; Motorbike Corps; D of E Bronze and Rugby U 16'R’XV; Fishing (Vice- III; House Prefect; 3rd XV Rugby; Silver. Castlebrae Lodge, Huntingtower, Captain); Photography; Computing. The Shooting Team; Sailing Team; Fencing Perth. PHI 3JP Hatton, Waulkmill, Redgorton, Perth Team (Captain); Lifesaving Instructor; DUNN N. A. Came 1984; I; House PHI 3HJ School Plays; Under Officer in Navy; Prefect; lst/2nd XV Rugby; Athletics DUCAT J. B. Came 1988; III; Rugby Bronze, Silver and Gold D of E; House Team; Cross-country Team; Drama; Head 5th XV; Athletics. 19, MiUside Drive, Colours. 21, Rue de la Fontain au Blanc, of Marine Corps and Warrant Officer. Peterculter. AB1 OWF 78860 St Nom-la-Breteche, France. Birchfield, Barclay Park, Aboyne, ROSS M. Came 1984; I; House Aberdeenshire. AB34 5JF V Prefect; 2nd XV Rugby; Athletics Team; FORSTER S. K. Came 1986; II; House LONG J. S. Came 1989; III; Rugby Cross-country Team; Corporal in Prefect; 6th/7th XV Rugby; 1st XI U16 A ; Cricket U15’C'; Corporal in Marines; Silver and Gold D of E. 47, Football; Golf Team; Navy; D of E Army. Coxhill Farm, Old Carlisle Road, Valentine Drive, Dane stone, Aberdeen. Bronze. Thornbank House, Thornbank Moffat, Dumfriesshire. DG10 9QN SCOTT L. J . Came 1990; LVI; House Road, Stranraer. DG9 OEY Prefect; 3rd XV Rugby (Captain); Cross FRASER D. J. Came 1986; II; House III country Team; Football Team; Able Prefect; 7th XV Rugby; 3rd XI Hockey; INGHAM M. J. C. Came 1991; III; Seaman. Symington House, Symington, Ayrshire. KA1 5GB Summer Hockey; Badminton; Squash; Rugby 3rd Form A ’; Cricket 3rd Form Football; Canoeing; Lifesaving; Survival; STEWART J. Came 1998; III; House C'; Hockey 3rd Form ‘C’ Strawfields, Pipe Major; D of E Bronze, Silver and Foulden, Berwickshire. Prefect; Swimming Team, c/o B C H Gold. Bogside of Brodie, Auldearn, Graham Jardine Ins Brokers Int Ltd., 6 Nairn. IV12 5LE Crutched Friars, London EC3N 2NT KAY K. T. H. Came 1986; II; House IORNOS J. A. Came 1985; I; School RUTHVEN Prefect; 1st XV Rugby; Swimming Team; UVI Prefect; 1st XV Rugby; Athletics Team Athletics Team; Victor Ludorum (88/90); ARRESTIS N. J. Came 1985; I. 65, (Full Colours); Lance Corporal in Army; Piping, c/o 9 Sunborry Place, Dean House Colours; Maths Prize; Chemistry Bailie Drive, Bearsden, Glasgow. G61 Village, Edinburgh. 3A H Prize. 85, Beech Avenue, Nairn, Scotland. 1V12 4ST LEIPER J. a! Came 1986; II; School BURRELL A. M. G. Came 1985; I; Prefect; Head of House; 1st XV Rugby; WALL E. D. Came 1987; III; House Captain of School; Head of Combined 2nd XI Hockey; 1st XI Football; Prefect; Cross-country Team; Under Cadet Force; School Prefect; House Orchestra; String Orchestra; Choir; Able Prefect; Smith Cup; 1st XV Rugby Officer; Bronze, Silver and Gold D of E. Seaman in Navy. A iryhemming, Glenluce, C reich Old Manse, Bonar Bridge, Sevens; Athletics; Cross country; Wigtownshire. OG8 ONP Sutherland, IV24 3AB Swimming; Fencing. The Grange, MACKENZIE N. R. L. Came 1985; I; Church Street, Galashiels, Ettrick & House Prefect; 1st XI Cricket (Full LVI Lauderdale, Scotland. C olours); 2nd XI Hockey; 1st XI BARCLA Y N. J. Came 1988; III; C'UTHILL J. W. L. Came 1987; III; Football; 3rd XV Rugby; 2nd Indoor U16’A ’ Rugby; U 14'B’ Crickct; Skiing; House Prefect; 7th XV Rugby; Athletics Hockey Team (Captain); Skiing; Golf; Golf; Shooting. Woodend House. ream; Tennis; Squash; Skiing; Canoeing; Tennis; Lifesaving; House Colours. Parks Coxswain in Navy; Bronze D of E. Easter Madderty, Crieff. PH7 3PA Farm, Inverness. IV1 2AA KEDDIE A. W. Came 1987; II; 1st XV Kincape, St Andrews, Fife. KYI6 9SG MACMILLAN D. A. W. Came 1990; GRAHAM D. W. D. Came 1986; II; Rugby (Half Colours); 1st XI Hockey LVI; House Prefect; 7th XV Rugby; 4th House Prefect; 1st XI Cricket; 1st XI (Half Colours); 1st XI Cricket; Basketball XI Hockey. Hill Lodge West, 1 Football; 2nd XI Hockey; 7th XV Rugby; I earn; 1st XI Football (Full Colours for a Cockburnhill Road, Balerno, Midlothian. Skiing Team; Debating (Chairman); Minor Sport); House Colours. 17, EH 14 7HY Squash; Golf; Tennis; NCO; Bronze D of Pit cull en Crescent, Pitcullen Guest MCDONALD C. F. P. Came 1984; I; House, Perth. PH2 7HT E; French Prize. 31, Garngaher Avenue, House Prefect; 2nd XI Cricket (Captain); Lenzie, Glasgow. G66 4LL 1st XI Hockey; 1st V Squash (Captain) LOVE P. G. Came 1990; LVI; House V (Full Colours for a minor sport); Prefect; Petty Officer in Corps. AITKEN J. A. Came 1987; IIJ; 4th XV Lifesaving; D of E Bronze and Silver; Midocean, Banks House, Onchan, Isle of Rugby; Senior Colts ‘B ’ XI Cricket; Economics Prize, c/o Mr A J McDonald, Man, British Isles. Badminton; Swimming; Bronze D of E. HQ SSVC, BFPO 29 MACLENNAN G. R. Came 1984; I; Castlebrae Lodge, Huntingtower, Perth. MUIR B. M. I. Came 1990; LVI; School Prefect; Head of House; 1st XV PHI 3JP House Prefect; 2nd XV Rugby; Athletics Rugby (Half Colours); 1st XI Hockey SANGSTER W. H. Came 1989; III; 6 Team; Football Team; Skiing Team; PO (Half Colours); Swimming Team (Half XV Rugby; 3rd XI Cricket; Lance in Navy; William Tattersall Art Prize. 48, ( olours); Athletics Team (Full Colours); Corporal in Marines. 2, Benmore Avenue, Castle Court, Kings Gardens, Newton Cross-country Team; Lifesaving; Montrose, Angus. DD10 9EX Mearns, Glasgow.

69 ROSS G. Came 1987; III, House String Quartet; House Colours; Patrick Prefect; 7th XV Rugby; Sergeant in CCF; Grandison Prize for Strings. P ark o f WOODLANDS D of E Bronze. Marnaba, Shore Street, Tongland, Kirkcudbright, DG6 4NE UVI Shandwick, Tain, Ross-shire. DEWAR H. L. Came 1987; III; House ALLEN S. B. Came 1990; LVI; House SC H M ID T -R IE C H E D. W. Came Prefect; 1st XI Hockey; Athletics Team; Prefect, Skiing Team; Badminton Team; 1986; II; House Prefect; 7th XV Rugby; Indoor Hockey (Full Colours for Minor Art Prize. Druimgrianach, Cuil Bay, Curling Team; Football Team; Squash; Sport); School Plays; Verse-speaking; Duror of Appin, Argyll Tennis; Skiing. Schwanenwik 10, D-2000 Drama; Photography; Bronze D of E; Hamburg 76, Germany. House Colours; Art Prize; Senior Reading CLAYTON F. M. Came 1985; I; Head of House; School Prefect; 1st XI Hockey; SIMMERS D. N. Came 1990; LVI; Prize. 25, Halyburton Place, Cupar, Fife. Bronze and Silver D of E. Bank House, House Prefect; 2nd XV Rugby; Athletics GRANT L. J. Came 1985; I; School Team (Half Colours); Football; Hockey; Prefect; Head of House; 3rd XI Hockey; Dornie, Kyle of Lochalsh, Ross-shire. CUST J. E. Came 1988; III; House Tennis; Golf; Petty Officer; D of E Choir; School Play; House Colours; Prefect; 1st Netball Team; Swimming Bronze; House Colours. R em uera, Biology Prize. 6, Cunliffe Close, Headley, Kirkhouse Road, Killearn, Glasgow. G63 Epsom, Surrey. KT18 6EG Team; Shooting Team; Golf; Cricket. 9NB MEIKLEJOHN C. K. Came 1987; III; Clutharden, 1, Upper Adelaide Street, WATT G. H. Came 1984; I; House House Prefect; 1st XI Hockey; Indoor Helensburgh, Dunbartonshire. G84 7HT Prefect; 2nd XI Cricket; Skiing Team; Hockey Team; Athletics Team; Rounders DUN LO P T. J. Came 1989; IV; Badminton Team; School Play; Debating Leading Seaman; D of E Bronze and Team; Cross-country Team; Orchestra; Silver; English Prize. 27, Quadrant Road, String Group; Choir; Lifesaving; Silver D (Chairman); Verse-speaking; Politics Newlands, Glasgow. of E; Scanlon Cup for All-round Merit. Prize. Ballinloan, Dunallastair, By YOUNG D. A. Came 1984; I; House Blervie, Forres, Moray. IV36 ORH Pitlochry, Perthshire. PH16 5PE ENG LISH L. J. Came 1991; UVI; Prefect; 3rd XI Cricket; 2nd V Indoor M ORRIS J. M. Came 1990; LVI; Hockey; Dance Band; Corporal in House Prefect; 3rd XI Hockey, Rounders House Prefect; Badminton Team; Golf; Marines; D of E Bronze and Silver. Team, Verse-speaking; House Colours. Community Services; Bronze, Silver and Greenacres, Forgandenny, Perth. PH2 Selkirk Arms Hotel, Kirkcudbright, Gold D of E. Coppings, 29, Fullarton 9EG Galloway. DG6 4JG Drive, Troon, Ayrshire. MORTON T. J. Came 1987; III; House GRAINGER'F. M. Came 1990; LVI; Prefect; Librarian; 2nd XI Hockey; 1st VI House Prefect; Netball Team; School Tennis; Skiing Team; Choir; Orchestra; Play. Mid-Balgunning Farm, Balfron Wind Band; Typing; Verse-speaking; Street, Balfron, Glasgow. G63 0NF Lifesaving; Bronze, Silver and Gold D of GRIFFITH A. L. Came 1989; LVI; House Prefect; 3rd XI Hockey; Fencing E; House Colours; German Prize. 12, Terregles Avenue, Pollokshields, Team; Skiing Team; Rounders; Survival. Glasgow. G41 4DQ Via Cipriana 5, 00046, Gotta Ferrata, Rome, Italy. NICOLSON K. L. Came 1990; LVI; House Prefect; 1st VI Tennis (Captain); HUTCHISON F. M. M. Came 1987; Rounders Team (Captain); Badminton III; School Prefect; 1st Netball Team Team (Captain); Netball Team; Music. (Captain); Rounders Team (Captain); Capelan, 486, Lanark Road West, Bronze, Silver and Gold D of E; CDT and Balerno, Midlothian. EH 14 7AN Geography Prizes. Kinlochlaich House, PETERS R. E. K. Came 1991. UVI; Appin, Argyll. House Prefect; Badminton Team; Bronze, LOW F. G. L. Came 1985; I; House Silver and Gold 1) of E. B ra e o) Prefect; Badminton Team; School Play; Auchendrane, Ayr. KA7 4TP Music; House Colours. Ardseileach, 2, STEPHENS Z. J. Came 1985; I; House Ardgare, Shandon, Helensburgh, Prefect; 1st XI Hockey; Athletics Team; Dunbartonshire. G84 8WW School Play; Music; Bronze D of E. STEVENS B. L. Came 1987; III; Kentallen Farm, Aros, Isle of Mull. House Prefect; 1st XI Hockey (Captain); PA72 6JS Cricket Team (Captain); Swimming TILLEY P. C. M. Came 1985; I; House Team; Athletics Team; Fencing; Corporal Prefect; 3rd XI Hockey (Captain); Tennis in Pipe Band. The Old Railway Station, Team . 19, Chesterfield Court, 110 Walkerburn, Peeblesshire. EH43 6DD Dorchester Place, Glasgow. G12 OBW TOMLIN C. L. Came 1986; II; School Prefect; 1st XI Hockey; 1st VI Tennis LVI (Captain) (Full Colours); Debating; JOHNSTONE J. E. Came 1988; III; House Prefect; Skiing; Verse-speaking; Good luck to you all! School Play; Social Committee; House Colours; Business Studies Prize. 6, Mount Community Service; Bronze D of E; Pleasant Mews, Mount Pleasant Road, House Colours. Beechlea, 66, Burn Road, Brixham, South Devon. TQ5 9YA Inverness. W ESTO N L. M. Came 1987; III; THORNBANK House Prefect; 3rd XI Hockcy; School V UVI Play; Bronze D of E; History Prize. McAVOY G. C. Came 1989; III; 3rd CLARK J. H. Came 1985; I; House Zetland, 7, Thorn Road, Bearsden, XI Hockey; Tennis Team; School Play; Prefect; 1st XI Hockey (Vice Captain) Glasgow. G61 4BS Verse-speaking; Athletics; Music; Bronze (Full Colours); 2nd VI Tennis; School D of E. Horsehill Farm, Waterside, Play; Sports Committee; House Colours. V Ayrshire. Little Lun, Windygates, Fife. KY8 5KU TAYLOR R. J. E. Came 1988; II; 2nd MILLER N. C. M. Came 1989; III; CORRIE J. C. Came 1987; III; House XI Hockey; Athletics Team (Junior Swimming Team; Rounders Team; Choir; Prefect; Netball Team; Curling Captain; Victrix Ludorum); Swimming Team; Music; Community Service; Bronze D of Cross-country Team; Athletics Team Cricket; Cooking. Mullinure, Armagh. E. Roselea, 4, Taylor Street, Forfar, (Captain); Orchestra (Leader); Choir; BT61 9EL Angus.

70 OBITUARY C. P. HEWSON (Died 21st June 1992) Housemaster, Riley. 1958-1975

Philip Hewson was a remarkable dards. Yet, in his housemaster years, he Housemaster, a remarkable Schoolmaster had provoked much affectionate humour and a remarkable man. In a fast-changing when as ‘Polly’ or as ‘Neb’, he had world, he represented what he considered amused all and sundry by his common the unchanging and essential values of phrases - everyone was ‘m an’; ‘m ort’ dedication, honesty, hard work and was his word for a lot; anything was bet integrity and, in his heyday, the good ter than ‘a slap in the belly with a wet sense to enjoy himself thoroughly as well. fish’: and cricketers will always remem To a generation of Riley boys he was a ber to ‘play it from under the chin’. father-figure, a rock of commonsense Yes, cricketers, and sportsmen in gen who cared deeply for all his pupils, a man eral, were what Philip lived for most at who could both be kindness itself to boys Strathallan. He was a quite unforgettable who were in trouble and a stickler for coach. Totally dedicated to the cause, he authority and discipline with those who would spend hours and hours every week caused it. As such, he gained the respect developing boys’ batting, and with what of all who were fortunate enough to be results! Several unbeaten seasons, not pupils in Riley in his time, and the affec only at Cricket, but also at Rugby and tion and gratitude of countless boys. Hockey, bear testimony to his enthusiasm His rigorous approach to schoolmaster- and his prowess as a coach, and every ing, which brooked no casualness or dou game had to be played in the proper spirit. ble-dealing, stemmed from the difficulties Nothing could have been a more appro which beset him in his early life, only Mr Hewson in 1953. priate epitaph than the night he chose to overcome by his single-minded determi die. On that Sunday, England and nation. Things started well enough. The and meticulous in his preparation and Pakistan played out one of the most excit second son of a vicar, he received a 5- teaching, and expected the same from his ing Test match finishes for years; and that year Scholarship for St John’s pupils. Those of like mind benefited night, Colin Montgomerie, a Riley boy in Leatherhead at the age of 11. Two years greatly from his instruction, enjoyed their Philip’s last term as Housemaster, nearly later, his mother died. His father’s remar lessons and achieved good results. Those won the U.S Open Golf Tournament. riage coincided with the end of his who attempted resistance were, quite sim Back in that last term, Lathallan had Scholarship and he was forced to leave St ply, made to do it and to learn it. bowled Riley out for 30. Disaster! John’s at the age of 16 without qualifica All, even the weakest, gained from the Philip’s teams were made of sterner stuff, tions, as he had failed Maths in the experience, even if they did not think so though, and largely through Colin, matriculation exams. He taught for a short at the time. He applied the same methods promptly bowled Lathallan out for 27, time at a Prep School in Surrey, and, soon to his Riley boys. He was too wise to such a spirit did he inspire in his boys. after the outbreak of war, enlisted in the expect boys always to do their best or to This was just one vivid example I army, being commissioned firstly in the behave themselves but, when support and recall, but all former Riley boys, and Northumberland Fusiliers and then in the encouragement failed, nobody could have many others, will have their own personal Indian Army. He spent much of the war been firmer in exacting just retribution. memories of things Philip did, or said, to in Burma, an experience which he never On one occasion a boy had failed to com help them on their way through life. On discussed but which clearly affected him plete an imposition by the end of term reflection, 1 am sure he will be regarded, deeply. At the end of the war he was and had gone home: a phone call from not just as a great Schoolmaster, but as a determined to enter University, but had to Philip to Glasgow, and back came the real friend. earn money while trying to secure the boy. His father, it should be noted, had M. J. E. Wareham necessary qualifications. He taught at such faith in Philip’s judgement that he Hurst Grange and at a Diplomats’ School didn’t question the necessity for this. in Paris, passed his exams and entered Certainly no other master in my time at Edinburgh University. As he had no grant Strathallan was held in such high esteem and little money, he spent his evenings by the parents. acting as a House Tutor in the Royal High The high value placed on integrity School boarding house. Eventually, ten derived from his religious faith as well as years or so later than might normally be his early experiences. Chapel and Prayers, expected, he secured his degree, and came morning and evening, he regarded as vital to Strathallan, as House Tutor in Riley, in and he took pride in involving the pupils 1953. In a span of about 15 years, he had as much as possible. Every Sunday undergone real hardship, real loneliness evening, he had Scripture Union meetings and many real difficulties, and, in Burma, for the boys. This was no lip-service to a had been close to death several times. It is distant God, but a living faith which per no surprise, therefore, that in his later meated all he did. years he was so contemptuous and dis With such high standards personally, missive of lesser mortals who found it he could not fail to be dismayed by what inconvenient to tackle minor problems, he saw as the decline of them, nationally like learning Latin Prep. and in school, throughout the late 70s and Many of those who did not know him 80s. He could not adapt to changing cus as a Housemaster, knew him as a Latin toms, and in his last years at Strathallan teacher. He was devoted to his subject was a sad figure, hurt by falling stan Mr Hewson in his retirement.

71 STRATH ALU AN CLUB GRAHAM JOHNSTON — President of the Strathallian Club 1991/1992

Graham was at Strathallan from 1955- 1962 after which he graduated LIB at Edinburgh University in 1963 and BA at University College, Oxford, in 1966. He claims that both at School and University his sporting career was interrupted by examinations. In spite of that he played a lot of cricket and won his Oxford University Golf Blue from 1966-68. He became a Writer to the Signet in 1970 (though the Signet never got any of his writings!) and was a partner in Hagart & Burn-Murdoch W S from 1973 until 1982 when he was appointed Sheriff for Grampian Highlands and Islands based at Aberdeen. In 1985 he became Sheriff at Glasgow and Strathkelvin, where Old Strathallians try to avoid appearing before him. His achievements — “Not a lot,” he says, but as Editor of the Scottish Civil Law Reports 1986-1992, Hon. Fellow of the Institute of Professional Investigators, Hon. President of the Family Law Association and the Strathclyde Step Families Association, on the Council of the Sheriff’s Association and the Strathclyde Family Conciliation Service, he must be doing something with his spare time! He also is a part-time lecturer at the Universities of Glasgow and Strathclyde and an Examiner for Glasgow and Aberdeen Universities. His interests? Word Processing, (have you ever had a letter from his word- processor?). Bridge, Crosswords and Strathallan. He is the middle of three generations of Johnstons at Strathallan and he has been a hard-working President of the Club, full of new ideas for cementing the relation ship between the School and the Club. Both are most appreciative of all he has done during his year of office. STATHALLAN SCHOOL SONG As requested by Mr R. A. Wilson (1936) Chorus: Strath! Strath! This be our cry 3 When time shall far asunder we reprint the words of the Strathallan When battle is ranging and danger is Scatter those foregathered now. School Song. The words are by Maurice nigh. They will be to worlds a wonder Norton and the music by Cecil Sharman. Remember the honour surrounding the With the victor’s crown on brow. Apart from a special recording for the name Though they walk in shades Elysian, school play it has not been sung for many And strive for the School and the Still in voices like a sigh, years. game. Shall arise in their division Echoes of their former cry. When hopes of gain grow dimmest. Then is forged the finer soul. 1 We come from Scotland's counties, Chorus: Strath! Strath! etc. And from lands beyond the foam, In the struggle at its grimmest, When the varying fortunes roll, To partake of Learning’s bounties Copyright: Novello & Company Ltd. There’s no place for idling coward, Where we make awhile our home. Reproduced by kind permission of Nor for him that spares his whole: Here is found the mould of manhood, Novello, 8-10 Lower James Street, Only he with grit endower’d Which shall fit us for the strife, London W1R 3PL. Shall at length attain the goal. Bidding us forget our own good, Music printed behind Strathallian Club And to play the game through life. Chorus: Strath! Strath! etc. News on pages 78 and 79.

72 DINNER FOR STRATHALLIANS LEAVING SCHOOL 1978-82 SATURDAY 28 MARCH 1992 100 STRATHALLIANS an’ a’ an’ a’

We were most encouraged by the large Silent M ovies Oscar: M r G. Bolton Jones I. Q. — Governor Pighills C. D. - Headmaster numbers who managed to attend, and we R. Arum agam K inder G. Raeside C. N. spent a very friendly, chatty, (noisy), R. Townhill Kleeman W. Raeside S. D. companionable and happy evening renew N . W i l s o n Lee P. S. H. Reynolds D. J. M. ing old friendships, seeing the develop I he Flow er of Scotland Aw ard: Pipe Lewis J. S. Richmond L. G. (Frame) ments of the School, getting news of Old M ajor D. Fraser Lightbody M. W. Robson D. A. Strathallians and generally enjoying our Travelling Scholarship: W . Kleem an Livingston J. M. C. R ow e C. selves. The Chairm an awarded the 1992 Noise MacEwan G. C. (Gilmour) Russell M. A. We were most indebted to the A batem ent Award to the assem bled Mackenzie G. F. G. Shepherd A. 0. Chairman and Headmaster for the invita C o m p a n y . MacLachlan K. 1. Shepherd K. W. A. tion and for the presence of Sheriff A.G. The Serm on was preached by the MacLeod C. A. Simpson S. D. Johnstone, President of the Club, and 1. Q. Reverend R. Bear. M acL eod R. R. Sinclair G. F. Jones, representing the Governors. A real Those attending were: MacLeod T. J. (Staff) Smillie K. S. joy of the evening was to welcome Lady Arumugam R. (Musician) D oig R. J. S. Macmillan F. S. Spens D. M. Members of the Club for the first time at B ain D. J. Drummond L. J. (Rhodes) Macphie A. C . S. Steedman C. M. one of these ‘year’ dinners, some of Baird A. C. B. Du Boulay N. T. H. (Staff) McClung T. F. Stevenson S.A. whom had abandoned husbands and Baird H. D .W. Elkins H. D. M cC rae E. Straiton C. T. babies to be with us. Baird W. Fairbairn A. C. McDougall J. B. Taylor D. N. Barcroft J. R. Our special thanks go to Craig Young Fairbairn T. C. G. (ex-Staff) McDougall N. L. Thompson J. A. Barlas A. D. and his staff for the excellent meal, and Fairley A. E. McGillivray C. M. Townhill R. (Musician) Barlas R. J. for serving more than 50 cooked break Forbes G. J. McIntosh J. D. Turnbull J. M. Bell S. R. fasts; to the Staff of Thornbank and Fraser D. (Pipe Major) McKenzie-Smith A. J. Turnbull S. R. Benzies F. S. Woodlands for preparing and clearing up Galashan A. F. R. McLaren A. H. Turnbull W. J. C. Bolton G. (Staff) the bedroom facilities; to Lyn Smith for Galloway R. G. McLaren D. A. Tyser W. P. Brewster R. J. her help and forbearance in Thornbank; to Genasi P. P. M cPhail J. W alker 1. H. C aith n ess A . B. the Bursar’s staff for acting again as fur Glennie A. D. S. Millar C.J. Walson P. G. C. Caithness C. G. niture removers; and to Mrs Wylie and Glimm K. (Staff) M uir P. L. W hite G. Calder A. L. her Staff for getting the Main Building Hamilton-Smith G. P. Murton L. J. Williams D. A. R. (Staff) ready for us. Campbell C. B. Hobhouse J. P. (Bridges) N iven I. A. Williams Mrs K. (ex-Staff) Clayton J. F. (Staff) We are sincerely grateful, too, to Geoff H ooper A. J. P. N oble K. Wilson N. (Musician) C o a rd T .J . Bolton and his musicians for their excel Hughes J. T. Norval A. G. W ishart G. Coleman J. A. R. lent playing and to the Pipe Major — all Hunter J. M. O gilv ie I. G. Wordie W. E. Dinsmore J. W. - Chairman Irwin R. J. of whom gave up holiday time. Finally, P eddie P. R. thanks to P. Aitken and P. Goody — our D obbie R. K. Johnston A. G. — President amateur barmen.

SPECIAL AWARDS Bear-baiting Cup: T. F. McClung & part HONG KONG DINNER ners Captain of Winning Basketball Team: K. Brian Raine was host to a dinner for Noble Strathallians, parents and prospective par Chat-up-Cozzy Competition: Joint ents at the Hong Kong Overseas Bankers’ Winners C. Rowe, L. G. Richmond Club, The Landmark, Hong Kong, on 7 Dormouse Award: P. R. Peddie April 1992, during his visit to the Hong Early Rising Competition: R. J. Barlas Kong Sevens. The Chief Guest was John Fisher’s Laundry Cup: W. Baird Gray (1951) of the Hong Kong and Family Attendance Award: Turnbull Bros Shanghai Bank. pic Those accepting the invitation were Mr Grab-the-Sleeping-Bag Comp:R. R. D. and Capt A. Barton, Mr and Mrs R. MacLeod Dewar, Brian Parker, Chris Dobson, John Hunt the Handbag: E. McCrae Gray, Jimmy Linn, Mr and Mrs A. M. Master of Disguise: J. R. Barcroft Paul, Rod Powrie, Alan Pearson, Tui Orr, Old Crocks Race: R. K. Dobbie Glenn Smith, Mr and Mrs S. McBride, Strathallan Hong Kong Sevens Cup: M. Viv Cornish, Mr and Mrs A. Ball, Capt W. Lightbody & G. J. Forbes and Mrs D. Penry, Stuart Smith and Mr Senior X-Country: G. F. G. Mackenzie and Mrs E. MacKay. Brian was particularly grateful to Roy Swimming Cup: NO T AWARDED and Ann Dewar for all their help. Mr John Cray and Mrs McBride.

73 THE LONDON DINNER — 1992

The London Dinner was held in the The London Club keeps a record of all Caledonian Club on the 6th of March. Strathallians who are Members of the The London Dinner for 1993 Michael Bucher was in the Chair and, as Club and whose addresses are in England will be held in the Caledonian usual, there were no official speeches and Wales. They have a special Club on Friday, 12 March. though Graham Johnston, the President of Membership with an introductory/reces the Club, and Cosmo Fairbairn — on sion offer of membership for only £5! All behalf of the Headmaster, both said a few those interested should please contact a words. Member of the Committee. Office bearers: The Committee would like to thank the David Anderson, The Old Rectory, Those present included: following for donations: Lamarsh, Bures, Suffolk. D. Anderson, N. Avern, D. Barr, P. R. A. Broadwood, 1. Campbell, G. Home Tel: 0787-227271 Fax: 0787- Beaton-Brown, S. Beaton-Brown, J. Carrie, C. M. T. C ornish, B. J. F. 227014 Beckman, A. Bucher, M. and Mrs Crawford, J. A. Davidson, A. E. Dawson, Office Tel: 071 739 0336 Bucher, D. Bullough, G. S. Caldwell, N. J. Dove, R. C. Dow, A. J. Durie, M. Sarah Beaton-Brown, c/o AMA M. Corbett, M. Cressford, M. F. Evans, A. W. Ferguson, E. Ferguson, E. Underwriting Agencies Ltd, 30 Botolph d’Angibau, J. S. d’Angibau, I. Eastwood, M. Grant, R. Gjertson, J. T. M. Hart, W. Lane, London EC3R 8DE. T. C. G. Fairbairn, J. F. Fawcett, A. J. N. S. and Mrs Hoare, B. W. Hutton, E. J. Office Tel: 071-283-2526 Fax: 071-283- Fleming, A. G. Johnston, T. L. Harrison, M. Inglis, F. C. Kelly, R. 1. M. Kerr, P. A. 2527 W. N. S. Hoare, K. R. Hunter, P. D. K. Laband, R. D. Linton, R. Logan, D. S. Home Address: 13 Chaldon Road, Hunter, A. Innes, W. H. Jack, R. MacCallum, E. V. Mackay, R. Martin, D. Fulham, London SW6 7NH Kilpatrick, S. H. Lait, D. M. Lawson, J. McCallum, A. Morrison, H. R. Home Tel: 071 385 8377 Lusk, G. MacDonald (and Mike), W. A. Postlethwaite, R. Peacock, H. Scott, S. M acm illan, B. E. Marr, A. D. D. T hom as, P. J. T ulloch, A. D. G. Michael Bucher, 193 Goldhurst Terrace, McCallum, A. Nairn, J. Nairn, A. M. Widdowson and G. S. Watson. London NW6 3ER Pate, N. D. L. Paterson, D. Pirrie, S. Home Tel: 071-624-0856 Ritchie, W. C. Roy, D. Sinclair, K. Skea The London Branch is most grateful for Business Tel 081 805 4848 Fax: 081 804 (and Steve), M. J. Steele, A. Stuart, D. the support from wives who attended the 2426 Thain, R. Thomas, J. W ilson and A. Dinner, and they would like to thank Whittingham. The Secretary apologises if Helen Morgan for all her work in setting there are any omissions. up the database and other administration.

From: Emma McNamara (1991) ject, but what time we do spend is enjoyable which was brought over by African slaves Cultura Inglesa Salvador, and, hopefully, useful. and has since develped into a ritualistic Rua Plinion Moscoso 57, Despite their situation, the children there dance. It is very complicated and involves Jardim Apipema, are always extremely cheerful, and surpris many intricate moves, giving the appearance 40, 155 Salvador, ingly the novelty of Claire and me appearing of combat, but with every ‘blow’ that is Bahia, Brazil. at the orphanage every week has not worn struck the two fighters/dancers skilfully miss January 1992 off. They still run up to us, screaming with each other by a hairsbreadth, moving in a It has taken a while, but I think I have (what we interpret as!) delight! — here are 2 fluid and beautiful sequence. Capoeira almost got used to being a teacher. Quick, on gullible victims who will sit patiently while necessitates a hard, dedicated training, a sup the spot grammar explanations seem to be they play hairdressers — unfortunately a ple body and a complete lack of fear for becoming easier at last, and I now find favourite game — even with boys. one’s personal safety. The children at the myself giving logical answers to things orphanage certainly have the latter two It is both amusing and touching to see rather than scribbling awkward cartoons on attributes and love to throw themselves what simple things grab their interest as it is the board. The last month of the semester at undaunted from the top of their climbing obviously a direct reflection of their depriva the Cultura was taken up with preparing for frame (this in itself would defy many safety tion. For example, my contact lenses are a and marking exams, and so was quite busy. I standards) or leap into petrifying back-flips point of marvel and complete fascination. think that this time is more daunting than from the kerb of the road. They cannot seem Every time we go there they religiously form any other, and you are really inspired to try to understand why Claire and I will not do a queue to tap my “plastic eyes” (with fright your hardest at teaching, especially when the same! eningly grubby fingers!). If any stray com you look at the students’ worried faces, and puter print-out papers happen to blow over Since being here I have also visited one of realise that their complete trust is in you and the walls from the federal police next door, the favelas in the city. One of my colleagues that they are hanging on your every word they spend hours making kites or just chas at the Cultura happens to be a medical stu and taking it as gospel. Responsibility begins ing them round their playground. dent and a group from his university are to loom! doing a project on diarrhoea in infants in the The energy they possess is quite unbeliev Despite this, the atmosphere in the class slum areas. One day I went with them to able. Unfortunately, it is all too often spent room is relaxed and friendly, especially help. What they do is to record cases of on less pleasant pastimes, like tearing apart since a lot of my students are around my age. diarrhoea and then do a survey involving a large grasshopper-like insects limb from It was even quite sad at the end of the semes questionnaire about how things are washed limb, and extracting the ‘juice’ by jumping ter saying all the “goodbyes and good and whether water is sterilised etc. and dior- on them, but then I suppose an interest in lucks”. Next semester I will be taking more alyte solutions are handed out. The mothers biology has to start somewhere! Making classes, (at least 4) and I just hope the stu are given information about water and gener Claire and me sprint races non-stop for half dents will be as keen and co-operative as al cleanliness. For all the money spent on an hour, or watching us do cartwheels and those of the previous semester. antibiotics, I think that just sitting people handstands is another favourite form of Likewise, our work at the orphanage is down and educating them is twice as valu amusement. continuing to go well. Unfortunately, able. It is astonishing how naive some of the because of our teaching programe at the Many of the children there also seem to be mothers are about hygiene — the correlation Cultura, we are not able to spend as much budding “Capoeira” experts. Capoeira is a between the cases of diarrhoea and houses time as we would like on this side of the pro very popular pastime here. It is a martial art without water filters is shockingly accurate.

74 STRATHALLIAN GOLF CLUB MATCH VERSUS KELVINSIDE past pupils. This year the event was held tories from 5 matches. Our bogey sides of ACADEMICALS JUNE 30th 1991. at Elie Golf House Club, a location previ Merchistonians and Lorettonians contin This year the match was played at St ously favoured in days gone by. The ued to collect our scalps — but one day Andrews over both the New Course and School were bolstered to 8 players with we will triumph! the Eden Course. Apart from the struggle the addition of School Masters Nigel The team that weekend was S. Lowden, to raise the 8 players needed for play in Smith and George Kitson. The format of G. S. Lowden, H. MacFarlane, S. the morning and afternoon, the Old Boys better-ball four balls was played for 2 Stevenson, K. G. MacLeod, I. Q. Jones, failed to capitalise on their 3-1 lead from rounds over the Links course with the A. D. G. Duncan, D. Montgomerie. the morning's play over the Eden Course. inevitable victory for the Old Boys only Possibly our relaxed lunch or the high being secured after some tight matches, number of personnel being unavailable the final result of which did not reflect the GRAFTON MORRISH QUALIFIER for the afternoon's play were to blame, the hard fought effort from the Boys. (For the Sth MAY, 1992 record, we won 5-3). It is hoped that this final score ended up a 3 to 4 loss. Once A record of only one Qualification for fixture will be contested on a more regu again we narrowly failed to grasp the tro the Finals was not endangered. This annu lar basis, although term-time commit phy. al six man team effort over Bruntsfield ments do prove to be obstacles. does not enjoy the best of support. This ANNUAL MEETING - year our effort was further hindered by PRESTWICK 25th AUGUST, 1991. QUEEN ELIZABETH inclement weather in the form of difficult A good turnout of 20 players were 26th/27th SEPTEMBER 1991 wind and driving rain. Whilst the condi treated to a Prestwick Course in excellent This annual event, held at the Royal tions were the same for all 9 schools par condition, but with blustery, showery Burgess Club, has not been won by the ticipating, the Strathallians were not able weather to contend with. The re-appear- Strathallians before. This year's competi to finish better than 7th. ance of Nick Fleming signalled his recap tion did not change that story, although a The team that day was J. N. Fleming, ture of the Scratch Salver-his last appear brief flicker of hope existed after the A. S. Mclnroy, F. McMillan, A. D. G. ance was also victorious - with a comfort Saturday victories over Old Fettesians Duncan, H. M acFarlane and J. S. able 7 stroke margin over David A. S. and Old Grammarians. The Sunday morn Lowden. White. The handicap trophy saw a new ing Match against Merchistonians name on it, that of John E. Hamilton, with brought out the best in our team. The first LONDON SCOTTISH SCHOOLS — a net score of 67. The par of the course is and second pairs had won and lost respec DENHOLM 71, although on that day it was probably tively, leaving the third pairing of D.A.S. 1st JULY, 1992 nearer 73, which was a highly creditable White and R. Goodfellow carrying our In recent years this competition has performance particularly since Nick hopes. This match required something proved difficult for the London area Fleming was beaten (!) into second place special to decide the outcome, which a Strathallians — firstly in finding suffi with a 69 total. winning Merchistonian birdie 3, at the cient players and secondly in finding a After the usual Prestwick lunch with its 21st hole, certainly was. For the second respectable finishing placement. This year aperitif of Kummel or Port, David Sharpe time in 3 years, extra holes proved to be the news is one of a very good team per produced an arresting total of 39 the weak point in the Strathallian armour formance. The four man team of S. Stableford points to capture the and the loss of the hole was our exit Lowden, G. Allen, K. MacLachlan and D. Stableford trophy, beating Fergus point, but only after a very tight match. Thomas (Captain) produced an extremely McMillan into second place with 37 The team that w eekend was J. T. good ‘best 3’ Stableford score of 111 points. Very good scoring round this dif Moffat, K. C. Grant, R. 1. Williamson, A. points to finish a highly creditable 2nd ficult course. The appearance of Nigel S. M clnroy, D. A. S. W hite and R. place from 21 teams, being beaten by Smith and George Kitson representing the Goodfellow. Stewarts Melville with 120 points. (I School Masters continues our links with wonder who their handicap Secretary is!). the school, which is very much to be SCOTTISH WAYFARERS Well done gentlemen! Better luck next encouraged, particularly as recent school 21st/22nd MARCH, 1992 year. leavers do not appear to take much inter The weekend camaraderie and bon est in the Golf Section. homie that the Stenhouse Quaich compe tition creates was given even greater Anyone interesting in joining the OLD BOYS VERSUS THE enjoyment by the pleasant weather grant Golf Section should contact Hamish SCHOOL ed to the competitors. For the second year MacFarlane, 9 Craigelvan Grove, SUNDAY, Sth SEPTEMBER, 1991. running the Old Boys surpassed them Condorrat, Cumbernauld, G67 4RU. This fixture was revived in an effort to selves by not coming last, instead manag New Recruits always welcome. encourage the links between present and ing a very creditable 3rd place with 3 vic STRATHALLIAN SKI CLUB Newly founded! Contact Hamish Steedman, 031 445 5536 at Woodlands, 6 High Buckstone, Edinburgh, EH 10 6XS. ROUND TABLERS Strathallan has recently produced a crop of Round Tablers in Tayside who have been or are about to be Chairman. The Round Table Chairman is an organiser among equals, leads his meetings and displays dedication.”— The Tabler Magazine. Does this reflect the Spirit of Strathallan? Douglas Benzies (1970-75) was Chairman of Blairgowrie in the 1991/92 season. David Pate (1969-74) is Chairman of Forfar in the season 1992/93. Alistair Inglis (1973-78) is Chairman of Montrose in the season 1992/93. Richard Voigt (1970-76) is Vice-Chairman of Perth 200. Mike Kirk (1970-74) is a longstanding member of Perth 200. Brian Raine was also a prominent Tabler in his day with Perth 200. Any other Strathallian considering joining Round Table should contact Douglas Benzies on 0250 875509. 75 METAMORPHOSIS (A Colonial view of Strath from the inside, 1937-41)

"I think you’ll find things a hit different confidence. had never fired a shot-gun in my life. So here from what you’ve been accustomed “Yes”, I waxed enthusiastic, “I’m pret off 1 went. to”. ty fast”. Years of living in the Middle East had With a firm grip on my arm Harry “Right. Swimming bath tomorrow at made me wary of snakes, so that while I Riley, Esquire guided me through the por seven for new boys’ trials”. was pushing my way through the under tal into Main House. The car bearing my “After prep”, I muttered more in confir growth on the hillside at the far side of parents out of my daily life had already mation than as a question as I began to the lawn and heard a sudden rustling disappeared behind the giant rhododen turn away. among the dried leaves to my left, I dron bush as they began their return jour “BEFORE BREAKFAST, BOY! Och, jumped. The gun, which I was carrying ney to Alexandria. Christmas Term 1937 you’re no in bloody Egypt now you cocked across my body with the muzzle was two days off. My first sight of The know!” pointing to the ground, went off. Headmaster, as was my last, four years My sunkissed flesh crinkled instanta Subsequent investigation revealed one later, was of him wearing his favourite neously as I dived into the glacial water recently shot rabbit! The Boss invited me dark brown suit with a light pinstripe, a and the survival imperative got me tear to share it with him for tea. I didn’t think mortar board set squarely on his shiny ing up the swimming bath for two lengths it necessary to go into too much detail pate. and out well ahead of the opposition. about how I had tracked it. Attendance at the Boy Scout Jamboree Which was a pity really, because that put Another very close friend of mine was in Holland that July had set the seal on me into the House team for keeps — and ‘Chung’ (Goo’lord!) Harkness who, I my early years as a Colonial. In swift suc I loathe cold water. believe, was later shot down and killed cession there followed a rendezvous with Culinary delicacies included ‘rugger while flying his Spitfire in combat. Since my parents in Paris, outfitting at Brown boots’ for lunch on Saturday. This was his home was in West Africa (I think his Muff’s in Dundee, where I acquired roast beef that required a masticatory per father was a Medical Officer in the among a multitude of other things, an severance that was startling for the unini Colonial Service) we often spent the short enormous brass-bound cabin trunk, then tiated. The pudding that B. S. Robertson holidays at Strath together. an introductory visit to Strath. refers to (The Strathallian 1990/91) was ‘Chung’ was nothing if not enterpris I was to be in Freeland House for the inevitably named Oxygen Pudding — ing. After one sortie to Perth together to whole of my stay and was allocated a bed quite simply because it was colourless, see the Canadian ice-skating ace, Red in Bedroom ‘D’, otherwise known as the odourless and tasteless! Mr Cole was McArtney soar over six (or was it seven?) Drawing Room (as it had been in the gratified that we had at least learnt some barrels laid side by side, nothing would original Ruthven manor). On the day fol thing in his Chemistry classes. do but that we should emulate the feat on lowing my arrival the rest of the 192 At lunch on one occasion Mr W. E. the following day on the deep-frozen denizens began to appear. Ward the Maths and Physics Master took School pond. We would start simple and “Are you a new boy?” his place in front of the soup tureen while work up. Winding his massive frame up “Yes” the order was passed up the table — “Ten to an impressive speed ‘Chung’ hurtled “Why are you so brown?” soups”. He had a keen sense of humour, towards the single barrel we had placed in “I swim in the sea every day.” and as the boy who was assisting him position and heaved himself mightily into “Where?” ended an obviously amusing anecdote, the air. He rose a whole inch above the “Alexandria,in Egypt.” Mr Ward laughed out aloud — Lo!...... his surface of the ice, there was a loud dull “EGYPT!! Hey, listen fellows. He’s false teeth fell into the soup! While he ‘CLUNK!’, a high-stifled “Goo’iord!” from Eee-gypt!” fished around in the murky depths with (his favourite expletive) and he disap What with Joe Louis doing his stuff in the ladle the amended order was passed peared in a forward roll with flailing the boxing world and my deep tan, it was up the table — “No soups!”. limbs. He wasn’t in the Sani for too long! only hours before I acquired the nickname Easter and Christmas holidays I could Harry Riley was a stickler for good “Brown Bomber’ which stuck to me for spend at Strath or with my aunt in manners, protocol and ‘playing the game’ four years.For the first ten days 1 concen Yorkshire. On two occasions after the war and he required that School Sports Day, trated hard on fitting in, doing all the right cut me off from my home in Egypt, I was when parents, relatives and friends visited things at the right time as to the manner very glad to accept the warm hospitality the School, should be regarded by every born. Not always easy. of Jeff Keighley’s parents and home. Jeff boy as an opportunity to act as host. “Stop running in the corridor!” I came and I were close friends for the whole of On the occasion of Sports Day in 1940 to a grinding halt in my belated trajectory the four-year period. two mirages appeared in the sky above towards Chapel. “What’s your name?” One Easter holiday while 1 was practis Strath and began to becon irresistibly to “Er — Whitton”. We hadn’t been intro ing golf strokes on the lawn, Mr Riley both ‘Chung’ and myself. One was that duced so I ventured, “What’s yours?” (we always called him The Boss) beck the film ‘Dawn Patrol’ was showing at “Don’t be cheeky, or I’ll see you after oned me into his study. I thought I was the cinema in Perth. The other was that tea”. How was I to know he was the about to be ticked off for slicing a mashie we thought we were somehow absolved Captain of School! shot so badly that the ball had curved from the need to act as hosts by the fact A life of ordered routine was generous away to bounce off a concrete mullion in that we were separated from our homes ly spiced with traumata. After breakfast the large window of his study. Instead he by ‘the enemy’. Moreover we were both during my first week I was approached in handed me a 12-bore shotgun together daft on flying and it wasn’t many months the corridor by a Freeland House Prefect. with two cartridges. He showed me the before both of us seemed to be spending “Are you a swimmer?” safety catch and how to break the gun. the greater part of our working life in a At last, I thought, here was my chance. “Go into the woods and see if you can cockpit. Against all orders we broke Ten years of sw im m ing in the get a rabbit for tea”. bounds and took the train into Perth. Mediterranean had given me unequalled I couldn’t bring myself to tell him that I A great film, we agreed enthusiastically

7(i as we came out of the cinema into the toon. As we headed for the rugger field in Dundee to enlist in the RAF on 28 bright sunlight. Why don’t we go some subsequently for a practice game, it was February 1941, my eighteenth birthday. where fo r.....UGH!! interesting to see how many of us had When we drove back to Strath that after The ground suddenly caved in under us acquired a new-found interest in gazing noon, with my London Matriculation as we simultaneously saw him. Harry skywards. Certificate behind me and the King’s Riley, Esquire, standing square in front of In the following weeks Army uniforms shilling in my pocket, I realised sadly that the entrance waiting to welcome us back were issued, we were given Black Watch that day was the end of another chapter in into the Alvis, his ruddy cheeks aquiver, badges to fix to our forage caps, instruct my life. eyes blazing behind his spectacles. The ed in first aid, and given hours of foot- That was 51 years ago. Since then no journey back to Strath was ominously drill and arms-drill in the gym by a single person has had such a beneficial silent. Territorial Army Captain and a Sergeant effect on the formation of my character as After supper I was summoned first who had emanated from somewhere or Harry Riley, Esquire, by his example and from the dormitory by Jimmy Smith, the other. encouragement in loco parentis. For that I School Captain. The Boss was fuming. “You are now”, Mr W. E. Ward oscillat shall always be grateful. The lecture was distressful. The ensuing ed precariously on the balls of his feet as DAVID WHITTON ten minutes were among the most painful he addressed all thirty of his troops in his Durban. June 1992. I can remember as ‘The B iff came into capacity as Chief of Staff, “sufficiently full play. trained to play your part as the Strathallan Still — it had been a super film. Platoon of the Local Defence Volunteers. But the Summer hols were something Every alternate night, working with the else. Very special. In 1938 and 1939 I Forgandenny LDV you will defend the was to spend the eight weeks at home, in Railway Station.” This was getting seri Egypt. I was allowed to leave Strath three ous. We seemed to have been pitched days before the end of Term to begin the suddenly right into the thick of battle. delightful safari to the sunny, blue It was a black and freezing night. Two Mediterranean. First Mr Riley drove me of us had the guard duty from 10pm until to Perth Station in the Alvis, then fol 2am and it was already past 2am. We had lowed an overnight sleeper to London long since emptied the contents of our where a taxi ferried me over to Victoria thermos flasks, the temperature was well Station to join the rest of the Colonials to below freezing and the ground was car be ‘taken charge of’ by the First Officer peted with a thick layer of frozen snow KEEPSAKES of the chartered ship waiting at and ice. Impatiently we stamped noisily Marseilles. Another overnight journey via up and down the platform of Old Strathallian Ties (multiple badge) £ 5.50 Paris and Lyons to Marseilles brought us Forgandenny Station breathing out clouds to the Khedivial Mail Line ship for a five- of steam. The relief guard would consist Old Strathallian Scarves £15.50 day cruise to Alexandria. of two men from the village. The declaration of war caught me in Suddenly in the pitch blackness beyond Old Strathallian Cufflinks - double ovals with Egypt. I had to fly back to Southampton the end of the platform ramp we heard enamelled stripes £ 9.00 in the Imperial Airways flying boat Ceres boots crunching and slithering on the to avoid the risk of being torpedoed, and I lethal ice. School Sweatshirts with embroidered realised sadly that the enemy would be “'Bout bloody time”, grumbled my badge M, L. XL sizes £13.00 active between me and my family for partner, then, “Halt! Who goes there?” goodness knew how long. The challenge went unheeded. The Box of 6 melamine place mats, black on As I. H. H. Fraser wrote in his article footsteps crunched closer accompanied by white. 6 different views of the School £18.00 (The Strathallian, 1990/91) the sinews of an unintelligible muttering. Suddenly they war caught Strath in its coils slowly, but broke into an urgent stumbling run. Melamine cheese/breadboard inexorably. At the paper stand in the “My God!”, breathed my partner, 14” x 10” approx £ 7.00 Common Room we read about the torpe “Wha’ if it’s them. Wha’ if it’s the doing of the ‘Athenia’ and the sinking of Gerry”. In a split second two ancient P14 Black on white. School from the lawn HM Submarine ‘Thetis’ with over ninety rifles were in two pairs of hands, safety- Coasters - black on white melamine with crew trapped aboard, alive, to die a horri catches off, cut-off out and LIVE rounds School Crest £ 1.50each ble slow death from asphyxia. Mr Riley’s up two spouts. We stood at either edge of 6 for £8.00 secret weapon, the butter machine, was the platform facing the ‘enemy’. introduced and duly installed. News of “HALT! — or I fire”. We gazed Blue leather keyring with crest in gold £ 1.00 the evacuation of Dunkirk came to us in myopically into the pitch blackness. the Common Room with a feeling of total After what seemed an age we managed Leather keyring with enamelled crest £ 2.00 unreality — was this really happening to to interpret the hoarse breathless wheeze, us? Even when The Boss at Sunday “It’s — only me....dinna fire....it’s Jim....” Tiny crest on pin badge £ 2.00 chapel called for prayers for those There followed immediately an unbe involved, it was all hard to grasp. lievable simultaneous eruption of sound Car Stickers .80 Meanwhile the RAF was ‘sweating it — a cry of surprise as our relief slipped out’ as it prepared for The Battle of on the icy ramp, the crash as he smashed All including postage. Britain. down onto the ice and the deafening roar The stark reality of the war hit us one of his rifle discharging. Apply to Matron at School day when Mr Riley addressed a meeting To this day, as I gaze at the constella of S5 and S6 boys in the Grubroom Study tions over Zululand in the quiet wee (the Grubroom was the lowest Authority hours, I only have to recall this incident to Blue Mugs with School crest in in the School hierarchy — there wasn’t hear the angy whine of the bullet that gold £ 2.50 each anything lower). There was a threat of struck the platform between my partner or 6 for £ 9.00 attack by parachutists. Strath must play its and myself before soaring off as a richo- part. A local LDV (Local Defence chet in the general direction of Russia. N.B. Personal collection only, from Matron, for Volunteer) Force was to be formed imme My last run in the Alvis was when Mr this last item. diately and there was to be a School pla Riley accompanied me to the Caird Hall

77 STRATHALLIAN CLUB NEWS ADAM G. M. (1988) still playing rugby, Margaret River in the South-west. He teaching. She spent 10 weeks teaching he made his debut for Anglo-under- keeps in touch with N. F. Clark (1958). practice at Strathallan during the Spring 21’s while studying at Southampton CHAPMAN J. H. (1983) is now living at Term 1992. Congratulations on her University. 81 Kirk Road, Wishaw, and was mar appointment as the first full-time lady AITKEN D. S. (1986) is a management ried on 8th July. member of staff at Glenalmond College trainee with the Maerok Line and CHENERY R. A. (1987) graduated B. in September 92. recently had a posting in London. Mus. from Durham University and is a DIAMOND P. D. (1987) Which of us did AITKEN K. S. (1984) She is nursing in Lay Clerk at Wells Cathedral. He is a not turn to Channel 4 during January to Aberdeen. part-time teacher at Wells Cathedral see Gamesmaster at 6.30pm on ALLINGHAM M. J. de G. (1983) won a School. Tuesdays? Congratulations, Dominik, Scotland B rugby cap and was a mem CLARK D. J. (1988) worked in a Kibbutz on the wonderful success of your pro ber of the Scottish cricket team’s tour at the end of last year and toured Israel gramme. We look forward to the next to South Africa. and Egypt. series. Thanks, too, for telling Fiona of ASHTON T. C. (1968) is serving in CLARK I. A. (1989) is in the Royal ‘The Courier and Advertiser' that your Germany with the 26th Field Regiment Signals Regiment and is very much time at school at Strathallan was “defi Royal Artillery. enjoying the Army. nitely the happiest of my life so far!”. BAILLIE C. A. J. (1980) married Sylvie CLARK P. J. (1986) Pamela is working DICKINSON E. J. (1987) Elspeth is Theraulaz on 29th August 1992. They for Morgan Grenfell in London. working for Unilever. are living in Vevey, Switzerland. CLAYTON M. J. (1990) plays shinty for DICKINSON G. A. (1930) is still living BARGON E. R. (1979) After working in St Andrew’s University. in Argentina but visited the UK in sum the hotel industry he took 1st Class COCKBURN N. (1990) is entering his mer on his way to a tour in China. H onours in Econom ics at Dundee final year as Organ Scholar, reading for DINNEN G. S. (1969) has been working Institute of Technology and is now a B.A. in Music at Keble College, in Indonesia and has plans for directing working as a Group Pensions Oxford. Congratulations to him on win a company investing in the leisure and Administrator with Scottish Equitable. ning the Sawyer and Durrant prizes for golf world. We wish him all success. His brothers, Clive (1984) and Mark the examination in performance in his DINSMORE D. W. (1986) We particular (1988) were staying with him in diploma to be an Associate of the ly noted his article in The Sun of Edinburgh when he wrote. Royal College of Organists. Saturday, 1st February: "Roller Les is BELL S. R. (1982) is a Captain in the COZIER F. S. (1983) After gaining his Sticking up for Freedom”. Army and at present is serving in Perth. Honours Degree in Engineering at DOBBIE M. J. (1983) is living in Georgia He is married and is living in Aberdeen University he returned to his and has been working for Roy Miller, Forgandenny! native Trinidad where he is a Senior Republican, running for election to BENSON S. J. (1981) (Sally Rutherford) Field Engineer with Anadrill Congress. He married Mary Elizabeth Her second child was due in March, Schlumberger. He married Danielle in Karafotias in August. hence her inability to attend the 1978- August 1991. DOWNES D. J. (1990) is a trainee with 82 dinner. She won £40 backing Peter CRABB J. R. M. (1982) has emigrated to Provincial Insurance Co. Niven (1980) at Sedgefield Races! Australia and in May married Andrea DRUMMOND L. M. (1982) (Lindsay BLANCHE G. W. G. (1978) opened Russell of Melbourne. Rhodes). Her daughter. Poppy, is now “Paxton House”, Berwick upon Tweed CRABB S. A. (1981) Sandra also lives in two and Lindsay is taking a teacher in April. He is hoping for Strathallian Australia where she works for Price training course at the Northern College, visitors. W aterhouse as an Accountant. She Aberdeen, to qualify as a teacher of BOON K. (1988) The Scotsman had a recently had a short term contract in Drama. report in October 1991 on the progress New Guinea. DUNCAN R. J. (1980) represented Great of the boys who toured New Zealand CRAWFORD H. B. (1938) continues his Britain in the Winter Olympics. with the Scottish Schools in 1988. work as a gemmologist in Castle Congratulations — It’s a long way Kristian was purported to be working Douglas and he will facet, repair or from Sunday Skiing at Glenshce! down a coal-mine in Yorkshire. identify any fine gemstones you may Congratulations, too, on his engage BRASH A. R. (1967) Now Dr Brash, he have! ment to Lyn Gill. w orks in the D epartm ent of CRICHTON M. J. (1985) is the Customer ELDER R. J. (1966) is still working with Pharmacology in the School of Service Representative of the English National Opera at the London Medicine at Vanderbilt University, Prudential Assurance Co Ltd in Coliseum. Nashville, Tennessee. Stirling. ELKINS M. J. (1978) is married and BRASH D. G. (1968) is a solicitor in pri CURRIE G. A. (1990) is reading Social working and living in South Africa. vate practice with Alex Morrison & Co Psychology and Sociology at the FAGG A. J. (1985) He graduated BA in W.S. of Edinburgh. University of Ulster, Coleraine, and is History from Hull University and he BRIAN S. G. (1982) is M anaging thoroughly enjoying it. has been working as an assistant nurse Director of a Petroleum Retailing CURRIE G. M. (1983) She is a Senior in the Intensive Psychiatric Care Unit Company with a subsidiary conve Reporter with the Lancashire Post. at the Royal Edinburgh Hospital. He nience store/newsagency. He lives in CURRIE S. A. (1988) is reading Building hopes to take an M.A. in Social Work. Frodsham, Cheshire, with his wife and and Quantity Surveying at Heriot-Watt FAGG J. D. (1986) Congratulations on Rebecca Louise aged 4, and Philip University. the award of a Scholarship at James, who is 2. DAJANI S. N. (1981) will welcome you Manchester University where she has BROWNE D. J. S. (1988) has been work at The Crown Hotel, Amman. He was taken an M. Sc. in Audiology. She ing in France. very sorry not to be able to come to the hopes to take a Ph.D. at an American BROWNE J. G. (1984) Jenny is now Mrs 1978-82 Dinner. University researching into the prob Reekie and has a baby. She and her DELBARRE N. M. (1971) is living in lems of deaf children. husband live in Angus. Saffron Walden. FERGUSON S. A. (1979) lives near BUDGE A. D. J. (1958) is an agricultural DEVLIN C. (1986) After taking her B.A. Tring in Hertfordshire and works with adviser living in Banbury, Western at Oxford in English she was in pub the Ministry of Defence. Australia, and has a property on the lishing for a year but decided to go into FINNIE S. (1988) is working with Jacob

7S and Howey Ltd in Plymouth. GREEN R. H. (1972) lives in Edinburgh Warwicks. FLEMING J. N. (1958) He much enjoyed and is a bigw ig at the Royal HUNTER J. S. (1966) has been appointed last year’s Old Strathallian Golf outing Commonwealth Pool. a Governor of Strathallan. at Prestwick. He is Lieutenant-Colonel GUNN R. H. D. (1964) He is Manager, ISMAIL R. (1987) Roxanne has graduat on the Staff of HQ Army, Scotland. Trade Finance for the International ed at SOAS (London) in Law and has a FORBES A. G. (1936) He was very inter Banking Services for the Toronto place at Bar School. She was President ested in Mr Roberson’s article about Dominion Bank, with whom he has of her college Law Society and a mem Strathallan in the 30’s in last year’s been for 24 years. He was, until recent ber of their team in the National issue. He tells of two chance meetings ly, in Taiwan, but has been posted back Observer Mooting Competition. She with ex-Strathallan Masters during his to Toronto. En route to his present post claims that all her activities have been service in the 39-45 war. He met Mr he had a Scholarship at the Miner rather law-orientated. Roberson in Catterick when on a 10- Institute University of New York, and JACK W. H. (1932) lives in Westcliff-on- mile run, and he met Mr Wenham graduated from McGill University, Sea. He was definitely the Senior when boarding a train at Howrah Montreal, with a Fellowship from the Strathallian at the London Dinner. Station when travelling from Calcutta Institute of Canadian Bankers. Married KENNEDY S. M. (1988) has graduated to Bengal. He has not seen either since! with two children he is a member of the from Heriot-Watt University in FORD T. H. (1987) Congratulations on Canadian Board of Trade and the Combined Studies and is going on to the award of a 1st in his M aster’s Foreign Trade Committee of the take a Teacher Training Course. Degree in Chemical Engineering at Canadian Bankers Institute. He keeps KERR R. P. (1974) worked for some time Newcastle University. in touch with R. B. Gray (1960) who in Africa and Norway but is now a FOSTER J. C. (1979) He is married with also lives in Canada. manager with an oilfield service com a daughter, and he practices Law with GUTHRIE A. N. H. (1966) is living in pany in Aberdeen, living near Ellon. Hanson, Hashey in Fredericton, New Guildford, near Perth in Western KINDER G. L. H. (1978) He runs the Brunswick. He reports an extremely Australia. Wynd Gallery in Lanark and would be harsh winter in Canada in 91/92 with GUY W. (1984) This year he won his pleased to advise on picture framing or temperatures of -30C. PGA Players Card and qualified for the anything connected with Art. GADIE C. E. (^1986) She has graduated Open Championship at Muirfield, LAIDLAW C. D. G. (1971) is director of with a 2/1 in Tourism Studies from where he came out equal with B. Citigate and specialises in PR and Bournemouth Polytechnic. Langer. Our warmest congratulations. Marketing. GADIE P. A. (1985) After graduating BA HARRISON C. R. (1981) works in the LAING H. R. (1982) He graduated from in Geography at Sheffield University Department of Western Art in the Leeds University and lives and works he is serving with 40 Commando, Ashmolean Museum, Oxford. in Pretoria, South Africa. He married Taunton. HANNAH D. W. (1958) is with the Celia Barnard in the Dutch Reform GANDHI S. K. (1981) He is working Alliance and Leicester and has moved Church, Pretoria, in 1989. with the Ministry of Agriculture and from Paisley to Auchterarder. LAING P. M. A. (1991) was incorrectly Fisheries in Weymouth, but he has a HASLAM R. G. (1990) is taking a BSc in published on Page 4 of last year’s mag house in Perth as well. Computer Science at Heriot-Watt azine as having gone to Peterhouse. He GEO RG E B. H. (1941) lives in University, is, in fact, at Trinity College, Lancashire and he had a surprise meet HATRICK K. (1980) has gained a 2 i in Cambridge, studying Philosophy. ing with the Headmaster at the his degree in Molecular Biology. He is LEE C. L. H. (1981) Christine has com Caledonian Club Dinner in Southport. going on to take a Ph.D. at the National pleted her PhD in M icrobiology at GOODBOURN B. M. (1981) is living in Institute for Medical Research in Waikato University, Auckland. Herts and he is working for Celdis in London. LEE P. S. H. (1980) He and his wife live Reading. HEAD S. T. (1990) is studying Civil and in Paisley where she is a doctor and he GOODBOURN J. N. (1979), his wife, E nvironm ental E ngineering at is a pharmacist. They have a baby boy. Hannah, and their two children live in Newcastle University. His family has LESTER R. H. (1978) After gaining his Harrogate where he is a computer pro moved to the Isle of Man. BSc at Wolverhampton Polytechnic he grammer for Dunlop. HOLST M. J. (1985) was married to Tara moved to the USA where he now has GOODBOURN M. G. (1981) works for a Davies in Larne Methodist Church on his Green Card. He is a senior sales consultancy firm in Birmingham. 10 April 1992. He is studying for his representative for Glaxo and owns a GRANT J. M. (1982) is married and was PhD at Peterhouse, Cambridge. beautiful house in Lake Oswego, sorry not to be able to attend the year HOOPER A. J. P. (1980) He and his wife, Oregon. dinner but they were in Kenya seeing Judith, live in Twickenham with their LIDDELL F. G. (1987) She has graduat his brother Ken — see below. daughter Holly. Trained as a ed from Auckland University but she GRANT K. V. S. (1980) he got married Mechanical Engineer at Cardiff spent last Christmas and New Year in in Nairobi in March to Karen Harvey. University and as a Chartered the UK. He is working on a large water supply Accountant he is running two London LIDDELL S. J. (1986) works in New project out there. Studio complexes producing television Zealand and Roxanne Ismail reports he GRAY J. M. (1951) Congratulations to commercials. will probably be married when you John on his appointment as Chief HOUISON-CRAUFURD J. A. (1984) got read this. Executive of the Hong Kong and married with at least six Strathallian LIGHTBODY M. W. (1982) was named Shanghai Banking Corporation. The witnesses. United Kingdom Independent Baker of Financial Times reported that this was HOUISON-CRAUFURD S. D. (1990) is the Year, marking the success of his the first time that the Bank has split the at Strathclyde University. innovative business offshoot roles of Chairman and Chief Executive. HOUISON-CRAUFURD T. E. (1984) “Celebration Cakes”. No design is too GRAY M. A. R. (1950) also lives and got married in 1991 and is living in St difficult, so any Strathallian wanting a works in Hong Kong. He is Managing Helens. She is completing a nursing very special cake can contact Martin. Director (Asia Pacific) for the degree at Manchester. LINTON D. G. (1962) is with the Dennison Far East Unit of Avery HULME M. J. S. (1982) is Marketing Secretary’s Department of Manweb pic Dennison Corporation. Manager for National Home Loans in Chester. GREEN A. J. (1973) lives and works in Corporation. He lives near Birmingham M acD O N A LD M. J. (1974) Edinburgh and he brought his family to and is engaged to be married. He still Congratulations on graduating Summa the Fete. plays hockey for Olton West cum laude for the degree of Doctor of

79 Medicine at Emory University, Atlanta. Chronicle’ he had an article on Cultural ly in vacations, and in 1991 went to He was one of two students to gain the Revolution reporting on a trip to Thailand, The River Qwai, China and highest Honors Award. His parents Northern Italy, Trieste and Yugoslavia home on the trans-Siberian express to were delighted to attend the graduation with Richard Demarco in December Moscow and then took another train to and diploma ceremony when the guest 1991. (Ed: I do not think we can hold London. speaker, introduced by ex-President them responsible for the sad events in PORTER J. A. L. (1972) is feeling Jimmy Carter, was Mr Mikhail Yugoslavia since!) ancient because his eldest child is at the Gorbachev. Malcolm and his parents GCSE stage. He travels a lot for his all send warmest wishes to Strathallan. MEIKLE L. J. (1986) Congratulations on photographic work and in Africa ended MacDONALD R. H. (1980) is a pilot her 1st Class Honours in Estate up behind rebel lines looking down the with British Airways. Management at Heriot-Watt University. wrong end of a rifle. This experience McCONCHIE D. R. (1979) is living in MENNIE N. R. (1981) works for Allied was “nothing, compared to Strath in the Edinburgh. He has completed a post Dunbar in the South East. old days”! graduate course in computing at Napier MITCHELL G. C. (1980) gained his BSc POTTS A. M. (1980) was sorry he was College. in Land Economics from Paisley unable to attend the 1978-82 reunion. McKENZIE-DONOVAN A. (1986) nee College and then qualified as a He had just come back from a visit to McKenzie-Walker. She is living in Chartered Surveyor. He works with Norway. London and she and her husband John James Barr & Son of Glasgow. He POTTS W. M. (1978) He is living in had a daughter, Elizabeth, on 12 March married Heather Adam on 4 October Okehampton and, according to his 1992. 1991. brother above, is a busy father coming MacLAURIN B. A. (1981) Barbie works MOIR R. I. (1990) passed out of to terms with responsibility! for the BBC in television production Britannia Naval College in December RHODES S. M. (1986) has been travel and research. Amongst her work was 1991 and was posted to 819 NAS at ling the world mostly by boat. Her sis the documentary “Happy Families” for Prestwick for air training. ter, Lindsay, is not sure if her interest is the World Environmental season in Congratulations on being the RN Ski in yachts or the yachties. She is not May. She has been lucky enough to Champion again in 1992. looking forward to returning to a prop travel to India, Nepal, Thailand and MONTGOMERIE C. S. (1975) This year er job! Ecuador. all we will say is congratulations on ROBSON D. A. (1981) married Jan in M acLEO D C. A. (1980) is reading your continued excellence in your golf November 1990, and they had a Theology at St Andrew’s University ing career. We were delighted to read Lightbody wedding cake. If you need with a view to becoming a Minister. that Tom Shields of the Sporting Diary any shampoo — David is your man, so MacLEOD R. N. (1975) has left Loretto of The Herald is a keen reader of the our spies tell us. and has become a Padre in the Army. Strathallian Magazine. In his column ROGER T. F. (1944) After his post as McCAUSLAND I. H. M. (1981) works in he took us slightly to task for being Chief Engineer Development of the Hong Kong as a consultant in financial rather laid back in our reporting of Papua New Guinea Electricity services for Mondial. Colin's 1990/91 successes. We cannot C om m ission he has retired to St M cCLUNG G. E. (1983) works with risk the same again this time! Catherines, Ontario, Canada, Slaughter and May in the City. MORTON H. G. (1961) As a child psy ROSELLE C. P. (1959) He is hoping to McKEE P. J. (1982) is teaching Maths at chiatrist he acted as professional advis visit Scotland — and — Strathallan in Sherborne School and is House Tutor er to Lord Clyde's Orkney inquiry. June/July 1993. His address is P O Box of School House and much involved in MUIR A. A. (1971) Patrick Russell was 4051, Rio Rico, AZ 85648, USA. Some games. amazed when Alan’s 70ft luxury yacht time ago a copy of the Strathallian McLEAN G. C. (1980) was married to “Tabasco” moored in the bay outside addressed to his brother S R (1960) in Louise Clement on April 4th. They are his house in Singapore. Barbecues and Springfield, Illinois, was returned by living in Hong Kong where he works “a very good week doing the party the American postal authorities as: for Allen and Overy. round as an old boy trio with Iain Address Inadequte. We would be glad McLEAN C. E. (1981) (Lyn Belch) had a Pickett (1981)”, over from Hong Kong, to hear of his proper address. baby girl, Laura, last September. ensued before “Tabasco” moved on. RUSSELL M. A. (1978) is working for M cLEOD A. N. (1964) lives in East MUIR D. S. (1978) is still doing well in Ferranti-GEC in Edinburgh. Sussex and is a stockbroker in the City. Derby. RUSSELL P. D. (1981) married Ilona McNAMARA E. A. (1991) has spent her MUIR K. H. (1980) got married in Finnigan in Penang on 14 December gap year teaching English at the Australia on 11 January 1992 and is 1991 and they are living in Singapore. Cultura Inglesa Salvador in Bahia, doing a management course in RUSSELL P. J. (1982) has been working Brazil, where her pupils have ranged in Forestry. with Hewlett Packard in Amsterdam age between 14 and 50. She has also MURDOCH T. (1957) is living in New but is returning to the UK. seen the poorer end of Brazilian society Zealand and working with Carpet Wool SCO TT N. W. J. (1978) is living in helping in an orphanage where the chil Manufacturers. He travels in South Reading. He got married in Spring dren took on the task of trying to teach East Asia a lot. 1992. her Portuguese. She has also managed NIVEN P. D. (1980) Congratulations on SHANNON K. J. (1975) He has lived in to travel in Brazil and spent Christmas riding Rubika to 14th place in the Victoria, Australia, for eight years in Brasilia and New Year 91/92 in Rio Grand National at 28-1. He was also where he is married with two daugh de Janeiro. the first Scottish National Hunt jockey ters. M ARSHALL A. G. (1973) is Sales to ride 100 winners in a season, came SMITH P. (1991) Paulina is at Trinity Manager for the Rutland Exchange Ltd. 3rd in the Jockeys’ Championship and College, Cambridge, reading Oriental was a close 3rd in the Champion He and his wife, Wendy, arc living near languages and was not looking forward Hurdle. very much to her oral exam in Dunning and their son, Andrew, is going ORR K. F. (1985) He is appearing in Japanese. Still, punting in the sun has to Forgandenny Primary School! A “Les Miserables” in Manchester at pre some advantages! daughter arrived in September. sent and then it is com ing to STEELE T. A. (1991) is studying for a M A X W ELL J. (1990) He is at St Edinburgh. BA in C om m unications at Napier Andrew’s University reading French, PATERSON M. D. L. (1988) has graduat Polytechnic. German and History of Art. He fences ed BLE (Land Economy) at Aberdeen STRO Y AN M. R. C. (1983) The epee. In the Student Paper The University. He has travelled extensive Fishtrader Magazine of January 1992

8(1 carried a page long article on Fred’s Royal Academy of Dancing in Learjets. He has achieved his life ambi company New England Lobsters Battersea, which teaches ballet in over tion to fly. He would give a big wel International Ltd, in Wandsworth, 50 countries. come to Strathallians going across “the London. Fred did his training with THOM S. M. (1968) (formerly C. M.). pond and says Hello from the “old Clearwaters in Halifax, Nova Scotia, He has changed his name from Charles Yank” to all the boys from his era. and then with a big London food dis to Solihin and he lives in Lake WILSON R. A. (1936) was delighted to tributor. “Mad” was the word some Oswego, Oregon, USA, with his wife, read Mr Roberson’s article in last people used to describe Fred’s decision Alicia, 3 daughters and a son. He runs year’s Strathallian. He, too, has many to start a new company in the pit of a seminars and workshops on osteopathy memories of Breckenridge and of recession, but he seems well set on the and life enrichment. Springy Forrest who he claims to have road to success with a projected £1.2 THOMSON A. A. (1981) This is Angus tackled successfully — once! He was million turnover in the company’s first ex-Simpson. He is living in Australia also very anxious to be reminded of the year. and playing rugby. Strathallan School Song, part of which TARGOWSKI E. G. (1969) has been UPRICHARD D. E. (1984) is married incidentally, was recorded for use in and lives and works in New York. appointed a Governor of Strathallan. the School Play “The Happiest Days of He got some mentions in the papers as W A LK ER R. G. (1978) is living in Your Life”, performed this year. We Danville, California and would very Counsel for some of the Orkney par print the full text elsewhere in the mag ents in the abuse enquiry. much like to contact Strathallians near azine. by. TAYLOR R. A. (1965) is living in WYLTON T. (1958) (T. W. Higginson). W ATSON B. C. (1981) w orks for Havelock North, New Zealand, and he Congratulations on his performance in Gleneagles Leisure Pursuits. would give a big welcome to any the BBC’s award-winning episode of Strathallians in the region. WATSON D. J. (1980) is married with a “Casualty”. He has also appeared in baby and is a director of a surveying I'ETHER B. S. (1986) is studying for a D. many television films. company in Gabarone, Botswana. Phil, at Sussex University. YELLOWLEES M J (1978) Not satisfied W ATSON L. W. (1985) is living in with his Ph.D. in Scottish History he is TETHER N. J. (1985) has been teaching Inverness and is working for Moray taking a degree in Law at Edinburgh at Aldenham, School for three years and Firth Maltings. University with a view to entering the has completed a M.A. degree in WATT S. J. (1986) nee Mackie. She has profession. He says he has retired from International Relations. qualified as a Notary Public. International Hockey but is still coach TETHER R. M. (1989) is at Southampton W1GHTON A. (1974) is an avid reader of ing. University and spent the summer as a the Strathallian. In 1977 he got married YOUNG W. R. S. (1957) lives in trail leader on walking safaris in and he and Joan have 2 girls and a boy Western Australia, as does his brother Luangwa Valley National Park in aged 10, 8 and 5. He is Vice President, John (1960). William, accompanied by Zambia. Skycharter Ltd, Toronto International D A Flem ing (1959) called in at THOM R. D. (1968) is D irector of Airport, so for those wanting to charter Strathallan in June on his first visit Finance and Administration for the an executive jet, he has 6 Falcons and 2 since leaving School.

OBITUARY

BARROW MAN J. M. T. (1983): We MORTIMER J. R. G. (1963): in STEVENSON R. H. V.: at the age of 81. were very sad to learn that John was London on 1 September 1991. He was a He was the father of Struan (1964) and he drowned on 7 November 1991. FRICS with his own firm, a keen golfer farmed at Ballantrae. He was a pioneer BRECHIN R. H. (1948): on 28 April with Royal Blackheath and a Past Master with Simmental cattle and he had been 1992. He was a very enthusiastic Curler of Trambands Lodge, London. Our deep President of the Ayrshire NFU and a and he organised the International Curling est sympathy goes to his parents and his member of the Potato Marketing Board Silver Broom Competition when it was wife Ann on his untimely death after an and the Milk Marketing Board. operation. held in Glasgow. WOOD J. M. (1929): On 14 April 1992. FERGUSON G. P. H. (1937): on 19 He was a very well known figure in Perth September 1991. After leaving School he MURRAY R. I. M. (1966): in January 1992, aged 43. He was a founding partner business circles. took an apprenticeship with Scotts of the Glasgow legal firm of Dorman Engineering and entered the family busi FORMER MEMBERS OF STAFF Jeffrey in 1979 and was described as “one ness. He served in Burma during the war. of life’s natural lawyers" at the time of his HEWSON C. P.: All Strathallians and He and his wife lived in Gourock for more than 40 years death. He lived in Helensburgh and for particularly those who were in Riley dur ing his Housemastership, will be sad to GILLANDERS N. A. (1932): on 10 some years he was the Hon Secretary and April 1992. An appreciation will be found Treasurer of the Strathallian Club. hear of Philip's death in June 1992. A elsewhere in the magazine. separate obituary will be found elsewhere G ILL A N D E R S S. R. (1936): on 29 NAIRN W. M. (1947): on 27 February in the magazine. 1992. A short appreciation will be found April 1992, brother of the above and of POLLARD S. C.: Former friends and elsewhere in the magazine. Eric (1928), and father of Torquil (1979). pupils will be sorry to hear of the death of He lived in Killinghall, Harrogate. PA TTER SO N R. H. (1947): on 5 Stanley in January 1992. A graduate of GRAY A. G. R. (1935): He lived in Port October 1991. He lived in Troon and was Oxford and an ex-Colonial Officer, who of Spain, Trinidad. father of Michael (1973) and David had to walk out of Burma during the War LINTON W. S. (1932): He lived in (1974). For many years he was a staunch after the Japanese invasion, he was one of South Africa. supporter of the Annual Dinner. nature’s gentlemen, and he will be long MARSHALL G. A. W. (1943): On 4th REID N. G. (1926): in November 1991. remembered by his Strathallan pupils for September 1992. He lived in Pennyghael, An appreciation will be found elsewhere his upright bearing and his individual Mull, and was the father of Alan (1973). in the magazine. teaching of Biology. OBITUARY

NEIL A. GILLANDERS W. M. NAIRN 1930-1992 William (Willie) Nairn died on 27 OS 1932 GOVERNOR 1966-85 HON GOV 1985-1992 February 1992 after a long fight against CHAIRMAN 1971-73 and 1975-77 illness. He attended the School between 1944 and 1947. His brothers Roy (1947/51) and Andrew (1957/62) also freely given and never once did he make attended the School. Willie was President me feel that this was all my fault! of the Club in 1973/74. One day a friend of Neil’s asked him to After doing his National Service he bring his new Headmaster to the Shoot. qualified as a Chartered Accountant (one This invitation for a day’s shooting soon of eight members of the Nairn family to extended into full membership of this do so) becoming a partner in Nairn, Shoot and from then onwards a friendly Bowes & Craig in 1955. Under his con relationship between Governor and trol the firm grew to become an integral Headmaster became a friendship. part of a national firm. How Neil enjoyed his shooting. The professionalism shown in work Missing and recalling, some time later also showed in his leisure pursuits where admittedly, the absurdity of the miss was his love of fly fishing was predominant. almost as much fun as achieving a good He was Captain of Strathallan Angling shot of which there were many. The Club and Phoenix Angling Club and whole day was a ritual- the packing of the Secretary of the Glasgow and District lunch basket, for two if there was a guest, Angling Club’s Association over the and in the latter days the bandaging of years. His fishing exploits even reached limbs and the strapping of painful joints the national arena where he represented were all meticulously carried out, for Neil and captained the Scottish National Fly was a meticulous person. His gin and ton Fishing Team gaining many caps in the ics were as carefully and as lovingly process. It must be declared from the start that poured out at lunch time, as were his Willie was also a family man who this short and inadequate tribute to the papers filed after a Governors’ Meeting, loved entertaining and having guests. enormous contribution that Neil and there were plenty of both. Clients and friends will always remember Gillanders made to Strathallan is written He was always ready to help the his loyalty, advice and ability always to by one of his employees! I first met Neil School. When he retired from business be there in trouble or joy. — Mr Gillanders, Sir, as it was then — in life in Dundee he willingly took over a Willie is survived by his wife, Cynthia a small crowded room in the Station School Appeal. After one of our forays , and three children, Fiona and Irene, who Hotel, Perth in early January 1975. He this time to a reception in the Houses of are both established in the hotel and cater was Chairing the Selection Committee for Parliament, he was determined we should ing industry, and Robin (Strathallan a new Headmaster. “How well do you dine at one of his old haunts in Soho, but 1972/76) an accountant like his father. know Duncan McCallum?” was his open that’s another story! It is sufficient to say R.V.N. ing question, which I still remember that yes, we did catch our sleeper back — vividly today. 1 also remember my answer well just! but that is irrelevant. What is relevant is Neil, himself, retired from the Board in at that first meeting with the Governors I ’85 after almost twenty years but he never sensed an atmosphere of commitment, missed a party or attendance at the intelligence, hard work and fun, which is Annual General Meeting. His connection the hall mark of the Strathallan Governors with Strathallan extended much further and which in no small measure is attribut than my personal friendship. He left in able to the leadership of successive chair 1932 having played for both the 1st XI men. and 1st XV. He had two brothers at the It had fallen to Neil to settle into retire School as well as two of his own sons and ment an experienced and long standing a succession of nephews. He loved his Headmaster, Duncan McCallum and to family and in the latter years when terri lead the search for his successor. With the bly restricted by his painful handicap his untimely death of Bill Paton (Chairman grandchildren brought a particular joy. He 1974) Neil found himself back at the top had a special way with all ages. He never table for longer than expected and having appeared at School without a little some to nurture a very inexperienced young thing for a boy or girl if they were related Headmaster. Looking back what fun we or he knew their parents. Letters of had, though it might not have appeared so encouragement came naturally to him and at the time. Who was to move into the all letters to him received a prompt and new Houses, the appointment of a new happy reply. Bursar and the consequent restructuring Perhaps the final tribute ought to be which ruffled a few feathers. A heart recorded in the remark of a friend of mine attack in the Common Room, the Captain who, having met Neil for a day on Loch of rugby to be sent home, it did not matter Pummel, said, as his car disappeared what the problem was, nor when it hap down the loch road, “It must be fun work pened, Neil’s wise council and his seem ing for a Gentleman”. ingly inexhaustible patience were always DAVII) PIGHILLS

82 Strathallan School 1st XI Cricket Team 1926 J. D. Reid, R. Barr, J. J. McFadzen, W. A. C. Lambie J. R. Wheatley, T. M. Hart, N. G. Reid (captain), C. Bowman, A. H. Porter L. M. Frazer, J. F. Dow.

N. GUTHRIE REID Arriving at Strathallan in 1923 he was the Trades House of Glasgow, and as quickly recognised as an outstanding All those of the older generation of Captain of the Elie Golf House Club from sportsman excelling at both rugby and Strathallians will he saddened by the 1963 to 1965. cricket, ultimately captaining the cricket news of the death of Guthrie Reid on 5th eleven in 1926 — the year the school beat November 1991 at the age of 83. He was Guthrie will be remembered by his Harry B Rowan’s XI. The accompanying predeceased by his wife, May, and is sur countless friends as a man of indomitable photograph shows the Team. vived by their two daughters. He was the cheerfulness, amiability and strength of last surviving founder-member of the character. Self-effacing and caring, he Club and was its second President in Guthrie was employed by ICI in a man was a true friend to all who knew him, 1934. He took part with enthusiasm in all agerial capacity for thirty-six years until and will be greatly missed. the activities of the Club until ill-health he retired in 1969. He served as Major in compelled him to give up. He did a lot for the Highland Light Infantry during the The School is grateful to him for the Strathallan, serving on the Board of Second World War, being mentioned in legacy which he left. This will be used to Governors as the Club’s representative despatches, and being awarded the TD. found a Guthrie Reid Travelling Irom 1949 to 1952 and later as an His quality of leadership was further Scholarship. Honorary Governor. recognised as Deacon of the Weavers of R.SJ.

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