TV PROGRAMS WEDNESDAY, JANUARY 22, 2014

07:15 Fantasy Homes By The Sea 11:25 Wolfblood 08:00 Bargain Hunt 11:50 Suite Life On Deck 08:45 Marbella Mansions 12:15 A.N.T. Farm 09:30 Masterchef: The Professionals 12:35 Austin And Ally ‘Monuments Men’ 00:25 Steve Irwin’s Wildlife Warriors 10:20 The Little Paris Kitchen 13:00 Shake It Up 00:50 Animal Cops Houston 10:45 Come Dine With Me 13:25 That’s So Raven star Bill Murray 01:45 Mermaids: The Body Found 11:40 Come Dine With Me 13:45 Jessie 03:25 Lions Of Crocodile River 12:30 Gok’s Fashion Fix 14:10 Good Luck Charlie 04:15 Bondi Vet 13:20 Fantasy Homes By The Sea 14:35 Dog With A Blog wants pot legalized 05:05 Steve Irwin’s Wildlife Warriors 14:10 Antiques Roadshow 15:00 Wolfblood 05:30 Steve Irwin’s Wildlife Warriors 15:05 Design Star 15:25 Gravity Falls ill Murray has given his highest fans the OK to 05:55 Animal Cops Houston 15:50 Design Star 15:50 Jessie keep toking away and endorsed the recreational 06:45 Gator Boys 16:40 Bargain Hunt 16:10 Violetta use of marijuana during a recent Reddit AMA 17:25 Cash In The Attic 17:00 Mako Mermaids B 07:35 Swamp Brothers session. The former “Saturday Night Live” cast member 17:55 Cash In The Attic 17:20 Austin And Ally 08:00 Monkey Life recognized the “failure” of the government’s expensive 08:25 Bondi Vet 18:25 Antiques Roadshow 17:45 Wolfblood 09:15 Wild France 19:20 Marbella Mansions 18:10 Jessie War on Drugs while promoting his latest film, 10:10 Growing Up... 20:10 Food & Drink 18:30 Good Luck Charlie “Monuments Men,” in which he plays one of seven 11:05 Lions Of Crocodile River 20:35 A Taste Of Greenland 18:55 Dog With A Blog unlikely soldiers tasked with rescuing artistic master- 12:00 Animal Cops Philadelphia 21:30 Come Dine With Me 19:20 Violetta pieces from Nazi thieves during World War II. 12:55 Monkey Life 22:20 Antiques Roadshow 20:05 Jessie Pot wasn’t the only thing on Murray’s mind, 13:20 Swamp Brothers 23:15 Bargain Hunt 20:30 My Babysitter’s A Vampire though. The elusive actor opened up about why he 13:50 Meet The Sloths 20:50 Wolfblood 21:15 Gravity Falls agreed to make “Garfield,” the disappointing critical 14:15 Meet The Sloths reception of “Groundhog Day,” and even debunked a 14:45 Outback Rangers 21:40 Shake It Up 15:15 Outback Rangers 22:00 Austin And Ally strange story about him that has been floating around 15:40 Lions Of Crocodile River 22:25 A.N.T. Farm for years. Starting with his stance on the legalization of 16:30 My Cat From Hell 22:50 Good Luck Charlie a certain Schedule 1 controlled substance, here are 10 17:30 Wildest Arctic 23:10 Wizards Of Waverly Place things we learned about prolific comedian. 23:35 Wizards Of Waverly Place 18:25 Steve Irwin’s Wildlife Warriors 00:30 Bear Grylls: How To Stay Alive 18:50 Steve Irwin’s Wildlife Warriors 01:20 Swimming With Monsters: Here’s how Murray feels 19:20 Pandamonium Steve Backshall “Well that’s a large question, isn’t it? Because you’re 20:15 Bondi Vet 02:10 River Monsters talking about recreation, which everyone is in favor of. 21:10 Steve Irwin’s Wildlife Warriors 03:00 Bush Pilots 21:40 Steve Irwin’s Wildlife Warriors You are also talking about something that has been 03:50 Border Security illegal for so many years, and marijuana is responsible 22:05 Hippo: The Wild Feast 04:15 Auction Kings 00:00 Chelsea Lately for such a large part of the prison population, for the 23:00 North America 04:40 American Digger 00:30 The Dance Scene 23:55 Galapagos 05:05 How Do They Do It? crime of self-medication. And it takes millions and bil- 00:55 The Dance Scene 05:30 How It’s Made lions of dollars by incarcerating people for this crime 01:25 Style Star 06:00 Sons Of Guns against oneself as best can be determined. People are 01:50 Style Star 07:00 Bush Pilots realizing that the war on drugs is a failure, that the 02:20 E! Investigates 07:50 Alaska: The Last Frontier 03:15 Extreme Close-Up amount of money spent, you could have bought all 08:40 Fast N’ Loud 00:00 Eastenders 03:40 Extreme Close-Up the drugs with that much money rather than create 09:30 Border Security 00:30 Doctors 04:10 THS this army of people and incarcerated people. 09:55 Auction Kings 01:00 Abandoned At Birth 05:05 E!ES I think the terror of marijuana was probably over- 10:20 American Digger 01:50 Life On Mars 06:00 15 Remarkable Celebrity 10:45 How Do They Do It? stated. I don’t think people are really concerned about 02:40 Case Sensitive: The Point Of Body Bouncebacks 11:10 How It’s Made it the way they once were. Now that we have crack and Rescue 07:50 Style Star 11:35 Bear Grylls: How To Stay Alive crystal and whatnot, people don’t even think about 04:15 The Weakest Link 08:20 Fashion Police 12:25 Swimming With Monsters: marijuana anymore, it’s like someone watching too 05:00 Balamory 09:15 Scouted Steve Backshall 05:20 Charlie And Lola 10:15 Married To Jonas many videogames in comparison. The fact that states 13:15 River Monsters 05:35 The Green Balloon Club 10:40 Chasing The Saturdays are passing laws allowing it means that its threat has 14:05 Border Security 06:00 3rd & Bird 11:10 The Drama Queen been over-exagerated. Psychologists recommend 14:30 Auction Kings 06:10 Poetry Pie 12:05 Fashion Police smoking marijuana rather than drinking if you are in a 14:55 American Digger 06:15 Balamory 13:05 Extreme Close-Up 15:20 Finding Bigfoot stressful situation. These are ancient remedies, alcohol 06:35 Charlie And Lola 13:35 E!ES 16:10 Fast N’ Loud and smoking, and they only started passing laws 06:50 The Green Balloon Club 14:30 Style Star 17:00 Ultimate Survival against them 100 years ago.” 07:15 3rd & Bird 15:00 Keeping Up With The 17:50 Dirty Jobs 07:25 Poetry Pie Kardashians TODAYʼS SPECIAL ON OSN MOVIES COMEDY HD 18:40 Bush Pilots 07:30 The Weakest Link 16:00 Kourtney & Kim Take New The most surprising World War II fact 19:30 Sons Of Guns 08:15 Last Of The Summer Wine York 12:10 Tastiest Places To Chowdown 16:30 Two And A Half Men “In the hunt for the art, they found hidden in the 20:20 How Do They Do It? 09:00 People Like Us-PG15 08:45 Moone Boy 17:00 The Wanted Life 12:35 Grill It! With Bobby Flay 17:00 Late Night With Jimmy Fallon salt mines where the art was hidden, they found the 20:45 How It’s Made 11:00 Dirty Teacher-PG15 09:15 Eastenders 18:00 E! News 13:00 Reza, Spice Prince Of India 18:00 Raising Hope ENTIRE gold supply of Germany. “ENTIRE. Like they had 21:10 Auction Kings 13:00 When Love Is Not Enough- 09:45 Doctors 19:00 Fashion Police 13:25 Charly’s Cake Angels 18:30 How To Live With Your 21:35 American Digger PG15 moved their gold, their Fort Knox, into a mine, and this 10:15 Abandoned At Birth 20:00 Keeping Up With The 13:50 Siba’s Table Parents 22:00 You Have Been Warned 15:00 Madea’s Big Happy Family- small group of guys searching for art in a mine, found 11:05 Tess Of The D’urbervilles Kardashians 14:15 Barefoot Contessa 19:00 Guys With Kids 22:50 Treehouse Masters PG15 the gold supply of Germany. And this effectively end- 12:00 The Weakest Link 21:00 The Drama Queen 14:40 Healthy Appetite With Ellie 19:30 Community 23:40 Mythbusters 17:00 People Like Us-PG15 ed the war because once we announced we had all 12:45 Last Of The Summer Wine 20:00 The Tonight Show With Jay 22:00 E!ES Krieger 19:00 Rock Of Ages-PG15 their gold, no country would sell them any more rub- 13:15 Moone Boy 22:30 E! News 15:05 Food Network Challenge Leno 21:00 The Sessions-R 13:40 Eastenders 23:30 Chelsea Lately 15:55 Roadtrip With G. Garvin 21:00 The Daily Show With Jon 23:00 Total Recall-18 ber, no country would sell them any more oil, no coun- 14:10 Doctors 16:20 Diners, Drive-Ins & Dives Stewart try would sell them any more anything. “Is that surpris- 14:40 Abandoned At Birth 16:45 Chopped 21:30 The Colbert Report ing? I think it’s one of those odd, bizarre facts where 15:30 Tess Of The D’urbervilles 17:35 Barefoot Contessa - Back To 22:00 It’s Always Sunny In you have this dinky group of guys looking for an art 16:25 The Weakest Link Basics Philadelphia heist effectively ends the war in one fell swoop cutting 01:00 Cash-PG15 17:10 Eastenders 00:00 The Suite Life Of Zack & Cody 18:00 Barefoot Contessa - Back To 22:30 Family Guy the arteries of the economy.” 17:40 Doctors 23:00 The League 03:00 Anna Karenina-PG15 00:20 The Suite Life Of Zack & Cody 00:15 Unique Eats Basics Murray agreed to voice the titular fat cat in 18:10 Prison, My Family & Me 00:45 Sonny With A Chance 18:25 Symon’s Suppers 23:30 Late Night With Jimmy Fallon 05:15 Hotel Transylvania-PG 19:00 One Foot In The Grave 00:40 Diners, Drive-Ins & Dives 07:00 Bernie-PG15 “Garfield” only because he thought one of the Coen 01:05 Sonny With A Chance 01:05 Tastiest Places To Chowdown 18:50 Diners, Drive-Ins & Dives 19:30 Absolutely Fabulous 01:30 Suite Life On Deck 19:15 Diners, Drive-Ins & Dives 09:00 The Three Stooges-PG15 Brothers, Joel, had written the screenplay, but it was 20:00 Stella 01:30 Easy Chinese: San Francisco 11:00 A Monster In Paris-PG actually Joel Cohen (“Cheaper By the Dozen”). “I had a 01:50 Suite Life On Deck 01:55 Charly’s Cake Angels 19:40 Siba’s Table 20:45 Alan Carr: Chatty Man 02:15 Wizards Of Waverly Place 20:05 Reza’s African Kitchen 13:00 Remember Sunday-PG15 hilarious experience with Garfield. I only read a few 02:20 Unwrapped 15:00 C.S.I. New York 21:30 The Office 02:35 Wizards Of Waverly Place 20:30 Tastiest Places To Chowdown 15:00 Cirque Du Soleil: Worlds pages of it, and I kind of wanted to do a cartoon 02:45 Unwrapped 17:00 The Ellen DeGeneres Show 22:00 The Shadow Line 03:00 The Suite Life Of Zack & Cody 20:55 Roadtrip With G. Garvin Away-PG 03:10 Unwrapped 19:00 Twisted movie, because I had looked at the screenplay and it 23:00 The Weakest Link 03:20 The Suite Life Of Zack & Cody 21:20 Chopped 17:00 The Three Stooges-PG15 03:35 Unique Eats 22:00 Hannibal said “Joel Cohen” on it. And I wasn’t thinking clearly, 23:45 Eastenders 03:45 Sonny With A Chance 22:10 Food Network Challenge 19:00 The Descendants-PG15 04:00 Unique Eats 23:00 Sons Of Anarchy but it was spelled Cohen, not Coen. I love the Coen 04:05 Sonny With A Chance 23:00 Diners, Drive-Ins & Dives 21:00 Midnight In Paris-PG15 04:25 Andy Bates American Street 23:00 Prometheus-PG15 brothers movies. I think that Joel Coen is a wonderful 04:30 Suite Life On Deck Feasts 23:25 Diners, Drive-Ins & Dives 04:50 Suite Life On Deck 23:50 Roadtrip With G. Garvin comedic mind. So I didn’t really bother to finish the 04:50 Iron Chef America script, I thought ‘he’s great, I’ll do it.’” 05:15 Wizards Of Waverly Place 05:40 Chopped 05:35 Wizards Of Waverly Place If Murray could go back in time and have one con- 06:30 Unwrapped 01:00 Hotel Transylvania-PG 00:40 Cash In The Attic 06:00 Austin And Ally 06:50 Tastiest Places To Chowdown 00:00 Wrong Turn 4: Bloody versation with one person, he would have a nice chat 06:25 Austin And Ally Beginnings-18 02:45 A Christmas Story 2-PG with the founder of genetics, Gregor Mendel. “I kind of 01:10 Cash In The Attic 07:10 Food Network Challenge 04:15 George Harrison: Living In The 01:35 Come Dine With Me 06:45 A.N.T. Farm 08:00 Luke Nguyen’s Vietnam 02:00 Bait-PG15 like scientists, in a funny way. Albert Einstein was a Material World-PG15 02:25 MasterChef Australia 07:10 A.N.T. Farm 08:25 Roadtrip With G. Garvin 04:00 Lords Of Dogtown-PG15 pretty cool guy. The thing about Einstein was that he 08:00 True Justice: One Shot, One 03:10 MasterChef Australia 07:35 Gravity Falls 08:50 Diners, Drive-Ins & Dives 06:00 Mission: Impossible II-PG15 was a theoretical physicist, so they were all theories. 07:55 My Babysitter’s A Vampire 08:15 The Fog-PG15 Life-PG15 04:00 The Little Paris Kitchen 09:15 Iron Chef America 00:00 Rebuilding Titanic He was just a smart guy. I’m kind of interested in 08:20 Jessie 10:00 Burden Of Evil-PG15 10:00 Mission: Impossible III-PG15 04:25 Fantasy Homes By The Sea 10:05 Barefoot Contessa 01:00 Convoy: War For The Atlantic 08:45 Good Luck Charlie 11:45 Mission: Impossible III-PG15 12:15 Diary Of A Wimpy Kid: Dog genetics though. I think I would have liked to have met 05:10 Cash In The Attic 10:30 Amazing Wedding Cakes 02:00 Battleground Brothers 09:05 Dog With A Blog 14:00 The Fog-PG15 Days-PG Gregor Mendel. 05:40 Cash In The Attic 11:20 Easy Chinese: San Francisco 03:00 Diggers 09:30 Disney Mickey Mouse Shorts 16:00 The Apparition-PG15 “Because he was a monk who just sort of figured 06:05 The Little Paris Kitchen 11:45 Andy Bates American Street 03:30 Diggers 14:00 Ice Road Terror-PG15 09:35 Geek Charming 17:45 Mission: Impossible III-PG15 this stuff out on his own. That’s a higher mind, that’s a 06:30 Bargain Hunt Feasts 04:00 What Would Happen If 16:00 True Justice: One Shot, One 11:05 Jessie 20:00 Backdraft-PG15 04:30 What Would Happen If Life-PG15 mind that’s connected. They have a vision, and they 22:15 London Boulevard-18 05:00 Naked Science 18:00 Oz The Great And Powerful-PG just sort of see it because they are so connected intel- 06:00 Untamed Americas 20:15 Killing Them Softly-18 lectually and mechanically and spiritually, they can 07:00 World’s Toughest Fixes 22:00 Paranormal Activity 4-18 access a higher mind. Mendel was a guy so long ago 08:00 Rebuilding Titanic 00:00 Bob Funk-18 that I don’t necessarily know very much about him, 09:00 Convoy: War For The Atlantic 02:00 Hard Breakers-18 but I know that Einstein did his work in the mountains 10:00 Battleground Brothers 04:00 Today’s Special-PG15 in Switzerland. I think the altitude had an effect on the 06:00 My Dog’s Christmas Miracle- 11:00 Untamed Americas 02:00 Futbol Mundial way they spoke and thought. 12:00 What Would Happen If PG15 02:30 Inside The PGA Tour 12:30 What Would Happen If 08:00 Toys-PG 03:00 Live PGA Tour “But I would like to know about Mendel, because i 13:00 Evolutions 10:00 Stop! Or My Mom Will Shoot- 06:00 Cricket ODI Series Highlights remember going to the Philippines and thinking ‘this 14:00 Untamed Americas PG15 07:00 PGA European Tour is like Mendel’s garden’ because it had been invaded 15:00 World’s Toughest Fixes 12:00 Today’s Special-PG15 11:30 PGA Tour by so many different countries over the years, and you 16:00 Rebuilding Titanic 14:00 The Sisterhood Of The 15:30 Futbol Mundial could see the children shared the genetic traits of all 17:00 Apocalypse: The Second Traveling Pants-PG15 16:00 Live Snooker Masters their invaders over the years, and it made for this World War 16:00 Stop! Or My Mom Will Shoot- 21:30 ICC Cricket 360 beautiful varietal garden.” PG15 18:00 Battleground Brothers 22:00 Live Snooker Masters Director Jim Jarmusch’s 2005 drama”Broken 19:00 Ultimate Survival Alaska 18:00 Celtic Pride-PG 20:00 One Ocean 20:00 Slums Of Beverly Hills-18 Flowers” was Murray’s “most fun” movie to act in, and 21:00 Animal Autopsy 22:00 Girl Walks Into A Bar-PG15 he didn’t think he could ever top the movie once he 22:00 Wild Russia 00:00 NFL Gameday saw it. “Someone asked “what movie was the most fun 23:00 Mystery Files 00:30 Live NFL to act in” and deleted their comment, so here goes: 23:30 Mystery Files 03:30 Live NHL “Well, I did a film with Jim Jarmusch called Broken 06:30 Futbol Mundial Flowers, but I really enjoyed that movie. I enjoyed the 00:45 Beneath Hill 60-PG15 07:00 NFL script that he wrote. He asked me if I could do a movie, 02:45 A Christmas Kiss-PG15 09:30 NFL and I said ‘I gotta stay home, but if you make a movie 00:30 The Daily Show With Jon 12:00 NHL 04:15 Treasure Island-PG15 that I could shoot within one hour of my house, I’ll do Stewart 07:15 A Woman-PG15 14:00 Top 14 Highlights 01:00 The Colbert Report 14:30 Darts it.’” “So he found those locations. And I did the movie. 09:00 Beneath Hill 60-PG15 “And when it was done, I thought “this movie is so 01:30 It’s Always Sunny In 11:00 Beastly-PG15 17:30 Cricket ODI Series Highlights Philadelphia 12:30 Hindenburg-PG15 18:30 Futbol Mundial good, I thought I should stop.” I didn’t think I could do 02:00 Family Guy 15:30 Love Takes Wing-PG15 19:00 PGA Tour Highlights any better than Broken Flowers, it’s a film that is com- 02:30 The League 17:30 The Wild Hunt-PG15 20:00 PGA European Tour pletely realized, and beautiful, and I thought I had 03:00 Raising Hope 19:30 Summer Coda-PG15 Highlights done all I could do to it as an actor. And then 6-7 03:30 Melissa & Joey 21:30 Tinker, Tailor, Soldier, Spy-PG15 21:00 NFL months later someone asked me to work again, so I 04:00 Arrested Development 23:30 NHL 04:30 The Tonight Show With Jay worked again, but for a few months I thought I Leno couldn’t do any better than that.” 05:30 Arrested Development Murray’s oddest experience at a sushi joint “The 06:00 Two And A Half Men oddest... well, I was eating at a sushi bar. I would go to 06:30 Friends 01:30 Trans World Sport 02:00 Vampire-18 sushi bars with a book I had called “Making out in 07:00 Late Night With Jimmy Fallon 02:30 FEI Equestrian World 04:00 Year Of The Dog-PG15 Japanese.” it was a small paperback book, with ques- 08:00 Arrested Development 06:00 Dying Young-PG15 03:00 HSBC Sevens World Series tions like ‘can we get into the back seat?’ ‘do your par- 08:30 Arrested Development 08:00 The Rainmaker-PG15 07:00 Golfing World 09:00 Raising Hope ents know about me?’ ‘do you have a curfew?” “And I 10:15 Jack The Bear-PG15 08:00 Snooker Masters would say to the sushi chef ‘Do you have a curfew? Do 09:30 The Crazy Ones 12:00 Futbol Mundial 10:00 Trophy Wife 12:00 StreetDance 2-PG15 your parents know about us? And can we get into the 13:30 Year Of The Dog-PG15 12:30 ICC Cricket 360 10:30 Friends 13:00 Golfing World back seat?’ 11:00 The Tonight Show With Jay 15:30 The Crucible-PG15 “And I would always have a lot of fun with that, but 17:30 StreetDance 2-PG15 14:00 Amlin Challenge Cup Leno that one particular day, he said ‘would you like some 12:00 Two And A Half Men 19:00 The Greatest Movie Ever Sold- 16:00 FEI Equestrian World PG15 16:30 FEI Equestrian World fresh eel?’ and I said ‘yes I would.’ so he came back with 12:30 Arrested Development a fresh eel, a live eel, and then he walked back behind 13:00 Arrested Development 21:00 Internal Affairs-18 17:00 Futbol Mundial 13:30 Friends 23:00 J. Edgar-18 17:30 Golfing World a screen and came back in 10 seconds with a no- 14:00 Melissa & Joey 18:30 ICC Cricket 360 longer-alive eel. It was the freshest thing I had ever 14:30 The Crazy Ones 19:00 Amlin Challenge Cup eaten in my life. It was such a funny moment to see 15:00 Trophy Wife 21:00 Golfing World something that was alive that no longer was alive, that 15:30 The Daily Show With Jon 01:45 50/50-PG15 22:00 PGA Tour Highlights was my food, in 30 seconds.”—Reuters Stewart 03:45 Saving Grace B. Jones-PG15 23:00 PGA European Tour 05:45 Crisis Point-PG15 16:00 The Colbert Report Highlights THE FOG ON OSN MOVIES HD ACTION 07:15 My Own Love Song-PG15