THE CORD WEEKLY Wilfrid Laurier University Waterloo, Ontario Thursday, November 18, 1982 Volume 23 Number 10 'We're for You' falls victim to economy by Dave Docherty

"It's easy to understand why some retail stores cannot afford to pledge money. Everyone realizes how bad things are economically, I just hope they realize how worse off they would be if not for the students" Sutherland states.

With ten prospective projects businessmen will be re-approached outlined and over six million dollars in January, after the Christmas needed to meet their project costs, boom period. Laurier's "Excellence in the Sutherland feels that the Eighties" fund raising program is a approach used by "We're for you" must. The "We're for you was a good one and has no qualms campaign is an important part of about continuing with it in the New this money drive says Mike Year. It was a student participation Sutherland of the University program with eighty students (sixty Development and Alumni Affairs. from WLU and twenty from UW) Sutherland heads Laurier's half of spending a Saturday canvassing the WLU-U of W "We're for you" K-W merchants for the $500 drive which is designed to receive pledges. $500 per year on a five year pledge All businesses that were from K-W and area businessmen. approached had previously been The donations will be equally mailed flyers explaining the divided among the two universities. program and therefore knew the The idea, explains Sutherland, is students would be coming. Those to let the businessmen put some of merchants who donated to the fund the student money back into the were .given "We're tor you decals to institutions. With an estimated be placed in their windows. This twenty five million dollars spent identifies them as participants and annually by the 22,000 University the Universities ask that both students in Waterloo, the program students and staff support these seems logical. However, says businessmen. Sutherland, so far "We're tor You Not surprisingly, some of the has not met our financial goals." more amiable donations were the The new music building is among those plans for the Development Fund. The former WLUSU President local night spots. "Most of the bars said he felt sorry for some of the which attract students, realize the When asked where this money expensive: costing an estimated two into this improvement zone, at an "Businessmen. "Sure, the donation is Universities are their chief source of will be spent, Mr. Sutherland replied million dollars. estimated cost of i .2 million dollars. "While this certainly long a tax-off, but who needs a write off income and are happy to put some that all the money raised from the is a when they're losing money and money back into the two schools" "Excellence in the Eighties'" Other target areas include: half a range project", concludes Mr. don't know if they-'ll be in business explained Sutherland. What was million for renovated Science Sutherland, "The board of under the next month." surprising was the absence of Campaign is jurisdiction laboratories, $200,000 for new food Governors hopes to have its first of the Board of Governors, but is Of the 6.2 million dollar total, donations from some of K-W's service equipment and another area decided upon by the spring. "We're for you" is trying to raise record stores. However, these are limited to Capital Needs. Of the ten $200,000 for a modern telephone With 34'/( of the six point two one million dollars. The campaign among the stores which will be outlined projects the two floor communications centre. The million already raised, we may see will be extended and many reapproached, says Sutherland. addition to the library is the most proposed new Music wing also falls work begin next summer." Accesibility targeted for late 80's at Laurier

by Rita Pekrul available, it will be approximately 5 presently enrolled. looking? chair students and a modified According to Dean Nichols. years before accessibility at WLIJ Despite these funding problems, Several universities across the computer terminal. Priority is given "Laurier's administration has been becomes a reality, said Nichols. other universities have made province have facilities that are to handicapped students who apply aware of tlie problems faced by In light of statements made by considerable strides in providing outstanding relative to the other to residence and the new Olympic handicapped students at this Carol Barrett (University Affairs services for their handicapped institutions. sized pool has a moveable floor to institution for years." Officer at the Ministry of students in recent years. According to a report issued by facilitate easy entry and exit from Yet is was just last vcar(during the Universities and Colleges) regarding Residence facilities at 13 ol the 16 York University entitled the pool. I year of the disabled) that a the improbability that monies will Ontario universities are now "Accessibility and Services lor the According to "I lorizons". IJ of W tcommittee was struck to investigate j be made available; 19X7-88 seems to accessible to individuals in Phvsicallv Handicapped at Ontario provides its students with 28 rooms these problems and co-ordinate be the target year for accessibility wheelchairs, this according to a Colleges and Universities" Carleton in residence, full accessibility, : efforts to help solve them. here at Laurier. This prospect publication entitled "Horizons" University in Ottawa, is totally housing priority and a trial period in services, to I II no funding from the Ministry of provides little incentive or hope for which lists facilities and accessible "through a series of residence evaluate the living Colleges and Universities becomes ' th os e handicapped s t u d en Is courses offered by various tunnels and main entrances to conditions. universities in the province. buildings." I lie University has York provides pre-universitv According to this publication, the accessible washrooms in all of its academic and mobility counselling; 3 institutions which do not provide buildings and an accessible mobility tours: orientations, a accessible residences are Lakchcad swimming pool. Handicapped volunteer referral service and University in I hunder Bay. students are given priority in complete accessibility, including the IJnivcrsitv of Ottawa and yes - you residence and a group of both residences. guessed it. VVIAJ. handicapped and non-handicapped As of yet. l.aurier has two It seems evident that if funds to students provide students with buildings that are accessible (Peters provide accessible residences can be information, as well as suggest and CTB) complete with washroom found by over SO' \ of Ontario improvements around the campus. facilities. The library is "useable" universities. WLII could find them Brock University (though not and some renovations are presently as well. entirely accessible) has a special being completed around the How hard is our administration chemistry apparatus for wheel- campus.

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Mushrooms not so magic in residence 6 Why do UW Engineers drink beer instead of Kool-Aid? Because they Vulgar Luther pg- x still can't figure out how to get two quarts of water into those little Feature: Pot laws obsolete? Pg- 7 pouches! Gabriel exceeds the consciousness pg- i() The 2 Cord Weekly, Thursday, November 18. 1982 Laurentian University falls to rationalization

OTTAWA (CUP) - The long- to convince four seperate boards of and eliminate duplicate programs. "intended at least to some extent to critics can only speculate governors, said Stephens. The government has chosen the see how of who abom expected rationalization of Ontario rationalization programs s next. But "it's safe universities has begun. "This is certainly a method of latter option, according to Stephens. could work." they re considering t0 a merging the gaining more control." "They say they can't afford to This move will the Bette Stephenson, Universities keep give universities in Ottawa and the twlT and Colleges Minister, announced Government officials began all the universities open, but Ontario government more control over how Waterloo," said Stephens Oct. 29 that Laurentian University discussing "rationalizing" Ontario has dropped from fourth to tenth universities allocate resources by The Ontario College of Art m and three colleges in the universities during the late 19705. place among the provinces in per centralizing decision-making beco™ parl „112 northeastern Ontario mining belt Those ideas came together in the capita funding during the last five powers in fewer institutions, said Toronto tine arts department, will be into 1981 Fisher report on the role of years," she said. "Their priority is Stephens. And she said Stephens. said amalgamated one funding for Proposals to cut universities. The buying out Suncor (an oil company will or course university in September 1984. report gave the the new univesity almost merge institutions that The new university will be government two options; increase now 25 per cent owned by Ontario), certainly be lower than for the four involve Ryerson wou Polytech, Yo administered from Sudbury, the site university funding each year by one not funding universities." current institutions. University and the Univers.ty 0 of Laurentian University. Algoma or two points more than the The government plans this Further moves to rationalize the T° r° mo are considered she College in Sault St. Marie, Nipissing inflation rate, or merge institutions amalgamation as a trial run. universities are still being studied, so added. ' College in North Bay and Le College de Hearst will still exist, but will lose their autonomy, including their boards of governors and faculty unions. The Ontario government has appointed a committee to Long recommend a name and the funding Enter Distance levels for the new university, .leanne Stephens, a researcher for the Canadian Federation of Students- Ontario, said the hybrid institution will probably be named the University of Northeastern Ontario. Stephenson's announcement stated that the move will make university education more accessible to students in isolated northern communities, but Stephens thinks the opposite is likely to happen. \ The government plans to eliminate most programs offered at Y AGAIN more than one of the four campuses, said Stephens. This will force students who want to take a certain program to move where that program is offered, reversing the / Sweepstakes \. past principle that a wide variety of programs should be offered in smaller centres. The government will more easily convince one centralized board of Z fabulous Ford Mustangs left to be won! One could be yours! governors to direct each campus to specialize in certain programs than Dave Pierce of The British Columbia Contest Rules Institute of Burnaby, 8.C., l. To enter and qualify, correctly answer the quiz printed on mTP wirmp-p qnnri hp Qift.intf in the official entry form and mail to: TheLong Distance UUI IlTbbfirst willWILL bOUII L»e „ WLLIIIoI, bILUIIg m UHello A&jin S weepstakes,Box 1405 station "A", Toronto, the driver S seat Ol JNJOrth America S Ontario MSW 2EB. Contest will commence September 1, favourite sporty and e entry 111 a separate envelope bearlng car, knowing it'ssSfP o^e aJI his. On this second drawing, *• prize -December 15, 1982, it could, be you. automobile (approximate retail value $9,122.00 each). must be accepted as substitutions. Tty-> nrfiriQ V> /-wri-ir-ir? a ■fXllr-n Knnlr v, tT .Prizes awarded, no pilUllilig me lOLK-o DaCiv IlOme 3. Selections will be made from among all entriesreceived by to say "Hello Again. Guess what! I've won a Ford Mustang! Enter today! not selected in the October 21 or December 15,1982 draws AnH TATof -fv-vn fho 'Z-rv-l will automatically be entered for the final draw, February rillQ WdUL.il IUI Idle? OIaJ 15,1983.One car will be awarded in each draw. rippiTAr TT'pVir'i lamr 1 R 4. Selected entrants must first correctly answer a time- q^Sti°n^

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Long Distance TransCanada Telephone System The Cord Weekly, Thursday, November 18, 1982 3 Laurier students preferred over UW at pub

by Michaela Reicht sign people in for them. It was felt Board enforce the policy for every p.m. Feb. 21-26. The Turret will be reverting bact to two distributors that the of As of January 1983, U of W issue was reducing line- night of the week. When voted on, closed on Dec. 4 for the Conrad provided competition between the ups students will not be allowed into the versus the privilege of signing in the Board passed the motion 12 for formal. companies for better price, quality three Turret until 9:30 p.m. The main people. The board members and 2 against. The summer motion of using and service. In this way, the price of were purpose behind the action of the obviously more concerned with Another major item discussed was Kitchener Coin as the sole playing on these machines will the WLUSU Board of Directors is to size of the line-ups. the donation of $1,000 to the distributor for the pinball machines remain at 25c longer than some of The lessen the chances of Laurier discussion ofrestricting U of Development Fund on behalf of was rescinded. It was felt that the surrounding places. students students not being able to get into W user privilege provided Kevin James Part, who died two the Turret. This seems to be a major various options to the Board. weekends ago. Usually bursaries are concern to a large number of the Originally, four alternatives to given on behalf of the deceased students. alleviating the Turret problem had person. This time the Board decided Help The WLUSU Board Meeting been suggested: leave it as is; treat U to do something different. A UNICEF of students convened last Sunday night to W as any other donation to the Fund was agreed to discuss, among other matters, these university student, making them as the Board was connected with help restrictions on Turret admission and "guests", or to restrict user privilege Kevin through the school and, children a donation on behalf of Kevin James for U of W students until a certain therefore, it was felt that something time Part to the Development Fund. and issue tickets for a busy should be given to the school. It is hoped that the action taken in night. An amount of $550 was originally nice way relation to the pub, along with The third alternative was seen as suggested, but some members of the restricting the number of sign-ins the best solution since a major Board felt it should be higher, i.e. to show love allocated to each student to two, will problem with the line-ups is that $1,000. Kevin Drvden, Director of alleviate the problem of the long about fifty percent of the original Student Activities, countered the line-ups on busy pub nights. line-up is comprised of U of W argument by saying it is the thought students. When these issues were If they were restricted until that counts. When taken to a vote, 9:30 p.m., the line-up be so introduced, a lengthy discussion will not the $1,000 donation carried. UNICEF makes more than long and fewer Laurier students ensued concerning the number of will Other business carried out just beautiful year-round allowed. The reason be displaced. included setting of the hours for the sign-ins given and holiday cards. UNICEF for its is that Concern was raised as to whether Turret, Wilfs and The Games recommendation also offers appealing sta- signing in three people slowed down the problem will really be solved, Room for Christmas and Reading tionery, notes and agendas the line and it was these sign-ins who and whether security could handle Week. During Christmas, all three for gift-giving. Send a displaced Laurier students. forming a separate line for the U of facilities will be closed on Dec. 18 UNICEF card or gift today. Concern was raised that reducing W students. Board members were and re-open Jan. 4. During Reading Help a child the number of sign-ins would not also interested in the possible long Week, the Turret will be closed Feb. to a better future. necessarily cut down on the time range effects of sales and the 21-26. Wilfs will be open 8 p.m.- required to get in the pub since atmosphere declining in the Turret. 12:30 a.m. Feb. 22-26, and the people would get other students to It was recommended that the Games Room will be open from 12-6 fa unTcef TV ratings create disco- journalism

by Bruce Maule becomes subject to. Even further competitor with Magnum P.I. and down the ladder is the reporter who Hill Street Blues. "In the early 1970's ratings for T.V. puts his own values into the story he Is it achieving, or even attempting news began to fall off. Since T.V. is doing. to achieve the social responsibilities news is big business, the reason for it The average news man develops a of a. news service? Responsible, was sought. It was decided that "news sense" which governs what socially important stories are passed people wanted upbeat lifestyle news stories he will do and how he will by when the evening news line-up is which has led us to the kind of cover them. It is, of course, always being prepared because they just 1 journalism we see alot of today," biased. The big push to keep the bias aren't flashy or interesting enough according to Nick Filmore, calling it out has led to much of news being to make it on T.V., Filmore V "disco contends. m journalism." fact, instead of the journalism it | Wt E 81 m Nick Filmore was speaking at a should be. Even then the or Filmore identifies three main reporter m Charlie's Restaurant & Tavern seminar at Waterloo last week on editor can give the slant he wants tendencies that major news how news is chosen, and how "big- because he always has the cloak ot reporting follows; far from I 24 Charles St. W., Kitchener ■ bang" crisis reporting is done. His objectivity to hide behind. constructive, valuable news. First, - 579-1760 career makes him very capable to A second problem is the necessity news stories tend to be too Lots of free parking in Bullas lot, opposite Charlie's. reflect on this; boasting a former to have T.V. news make big money. sensationalistic. Filmore pointed position as Canadian News Editor The news we watch is processed and out the coverage of Terry Fox was for the National, and currently the packaged, and sold before we get not reporting, but instead a drive by IN II M l producer of CBC's radio show almost as much as McDonald's the media to create a national story. US fl Sunday Morning. food. It's got to be exciting and Even though nobody would criticize The problem, as Filmore sees it, is catchy. Fox and what he did, the fact is the dilemma of defining news. It The new hour evening news. The news media blew the entire event could be anything new or anything National, is a perfect example. The totally out of proportion. Further, I which holds interest to a large big stories are instantly flashed for the media completely ignored the ■BUYITTm number of people. The fact is, seconds at a time to hold you until true reason and purpose of Fox's however, that the definition of news they are developed further. Every 5 run. Thousands and thousands of lEhhbmi we subject to through the news we to 7 minutes the pattern is broken dollars were spent covering the run watch, depends on who the editor is. with flashy graphics and dramatic and ignoring other facets of life. The Mon. Pizza $5.25 Each different editor has his own music. This kind of news is truly incredible sensationalistic drive I ■■ 8 Slice Pizza. Choice ol 3 Items Reg. $6.90 values which the news content what it must be these days-a con I'd on page 6

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For more Yukon Jack rer pes write: MORE YUKON JACK RECIPES, Box 2710, Postal Station "U," Toronto, Ontario MBZ SPI. 4 The Cord Weekly. Thursday. November 18. 1982 THE CORD WEEKLY Editor Mike Strathdee The Cord weekly is published by News Editor Blaine Connolly Student Entertainment Editor Carl Clutchey Publications of Wilfrid Laurier University Sports Editor Chuck Kirkham opinions are independent Copy Editor Ralph D'Alessandro Editorial of the Production Manager Jackie Kaiser University, WLUSU and Student Production Assistant Michaela Reicht Publications. The Cord reserves Photo Manager Fred Taylor the right to Photo Technician Larry Selby edit all articles and letters submitted to it Circulation & Filing Manager Nancy Bast The Cord is a member of the Advertising Manager Leah Leon Canadian Phone Number 884-2990, 884-2991 University Press cooperative. EDITORIAL Dare to refuse the Cruise! God rest ye, merry gentlemen, when you are all in bed. A friendly little cruise missile is hovering overhead. It's there to kill the Russians when the rest of us are dead... -Song of the Alderston Marchers (revised) At the recent national Liberal party policy discussions in Ottawa, Prime Minister Trudeau was asked by a delegate to the convention to justify oral least clarify his position on the issue of disarmament. Is there not, the delegate asked, a blatant contradiction between the Liberal government's decision to allow testing of the Cruise missile on Canadian soil and the prime minister's espoused suffocation proposal? Trudeau defended the decision as a difficult choice made necessary by Canada's N.A.T.O. commitments. (Translation: fear of angering Uncle Sam). He then explained his belief that disarmament cannot proceed on a unilateral

; basis, and that both s des (U.S. & U.S.S.R.) must sit down and make The Cord hat tip of the week goes concessions through the negotiations process. out to two unsungCord sutlers who This statement is certainly true enough. The flaw in Trudeau's argument lies perform very important functions. Letters to the Editor should be in the fact that so long as neither side is willing to make a conciliatory first move, Jennifer Ha mid and Rob and into Cord disarmament remains a dream. typed handed the Robotham. prior to Monday noon. All Soviet concern with self-preservation precludes the possiblity that they will Jennifer lias been working office must hear the author's make the first move. They have demonstrated that when it comes to a choice wonders updating the Cord's sadly letters between butter and guns, the Russian people lose out. Pass the S.A.L.T., outdated tiles. Good stuff. letters must hear the author's full A.S.A.P., if you please. Rob has been adding some name and telephone number. The Canada should refuse the cruise, and urge the U.S.to deploy the missile. humour to the Cord on a regular Cord Weekly reserves the right to Canada's refusal to sponsor cruist«»tests should be followed by suggestions that basis with his caricatures ol lite at refuse any submission which it the U.S. offer to cancel the program in exchange for Soviet concessions. The l.aurier. considers to he racist, sexist, or of the Moscow is an a of changing guard in opportune time for gesture good This week, one of Rob's cartoons libellous in nature. All letters arc faith, a chance to talk peace appeared in the C.U.P. national subject to editing for length This may be the only chance that will occur to put a stop to the nuclear result, it graphics exchange. As a although the cogency of the madness. Canada should refuse to play along in the arms race as an unthinking max eventual!) appear in other argument will be preserved. powder monkey, and make a gesture that would show the world the importance university papers across Canada. which Canada places on peace. Wav to go. Rob! There is no sound reason whatsoever for Canada to participate even in the slightest in any testing which could push the world closer to nuclear holocaust. A decision by the Trudeau government to disallow cruise testing in Canada should still be made, our N.A.T.O. committment not withstanding. Such a decision could be based on something more fundamentally significant than military paranoia or fear of economicreprisals, that being common sense... The Bitter Mike Strathdee Half You know what makes us bitter: take a stand. Case in point Here's Laurier. Why?...Read 0n... MIKEY'S story: PetroCan more than a burden "The other day I was sitting in a We are three bitter students who student lounge. It doesn't matter bitterly represent the bitter factions which lounge...l was just sitting, One may wonder as to the purpose behind placing a question mark within the of your bitter experiences at Laurier minding my own business, reading borders ol this column. PetroCan is the answer. Why does it exist today and of which you bitterly bury in your the CORD (and watching the ink what success can it lay claim to? bitter subconcious mind. Sound come off on my hands); I heard a PetroCan is the product of the 1972-4 minority government. Unless this bitter?—you bet!! rattle at the doors. I looked up national oil company came into being. Lewis would topple the Liberals. Let's start off with something that (...short sentences...shades of Ernest This new government creation became, over time, the symbol of the Canadian is universally considered bitter to all Hemmmgway.. perhaps?) A mature nationalization policies by the l iberals within the energy sector. 1 he benclits of us enrolled at this institution of Laurier student was trying to enter were obvious. Who wouldn't want control over their own natural resources'.' h higher learning: Locked Doors. the lounge (caucasian, 5'10", dark appears every Canadian was going to get their cake anil eat it with a silver hair, 165 1b5...) He pulled to get spoon. What was so well hidden (and still is) were the costs of supporting Ever notice that you have a fifty- in...then pushed—no success. He PctroCan's existence. What are the benefits supplied as a result of these fifty chance of opening the Laurier pushed the other door. Still nothing. burdens'.' door that you approach? Why is By this time, some people watching PetroCan can now bousi the every second door locked? Don't were chuckling, while other more were calling ownership ol of ina they trust us? Maybe this university good-natured students hundreds. I late. stations in addition to the recent is bigger than we thought! Think out helpful instructions-too the fox in the aquisition ol just o\ci' one thousand about it. Every time you go through He already felt like of the and the grapes and BP stations, all told, in Ontario the "ARTS" door or the causeway story fox man since. alone. In addition to this. thc\ now door between the dining hall and the left. I haven't seen that story have their own refinery. What is not TORQUE room, one of them is Well, isn't MIKEY'S locked? this kind of Haven't too witnessed so often espoused by Ottawa is that Is some test- typical? you victim.. is \ct to some kind of game show?? Well we such an event—or been the our national oil company 1 being laughed at So extract one drop of oil from the are sick and tired of coming up to Don't you hate that be, is but every other door and wrenching our we suggest to the powers ground. It paper-tiger unlocked or competition within the oil indtistrv. shoulders on doors that are locked; that either the doors be incapable of mustering am innate glass doors, through which we can bricked-up. strength and influence. clearly see what is on the other side! Who locks these doors or better Bitterly yours, In order to complete the cycle. Canadians are asked to pay for PctroCan's yet...who neglects to unlock wild purchasing habits with a "Canadiani/ation tax", acli and every time they them? l Have they ever been unlocked? Mikey, Scotty & Danny fill up their cars, they are required to condone insane stock purchases and 0.K....50 you ask why are these inflated value bills as PetroCan continues to stumblethrough the industry. 1 his seemingly innocent doors locked? If you have something to be bitter company was a political creation, used as a political tool and touted as the bitter Arc thc\ part of some master plan about, why not send your answer for the future. Yet it has done nothing but cost the nation billions in which will better prepare us for the letters to: wasteful tax dollars. Why it is allowed to exist? real world (you know, Blaine Connolly not every door in life will open for you...even if The Bitter Half you knock). This makes us bitter!!! c/o The Cord Onion Building It's time that the University students 3rd Floor Student Ihe Cord Weekly, Thursday, November 18, 1982 5 VIEWPOINT Question of the Week needs. But again, the administration by Basil Healey seems to have its' own ideas on that topic. For clear understanding ofthe Photos by Alfred Chong administration's priorities look at Little Bits the balancing of funding. I am convinced that the people How many times this semester have you been up to the who hold this school's purse strings, Turret and are by Dan Little uses a grade hurdle in an you in favor of more theme nights? effort to are armchair jocks. How else could maintain workable enrollment It's getting ugly out there in the the logic of funding a handful of levels. Unfortunately for the world, the economy students, namely the football team,i real isn't any prospective Laurier student, this healthier now than when we were in with a totally disproportionate l unwritten, unspoken requirement, is highschool (when our guidance amount of money, be explained? never openly addressed in counselor said the future looked Those thousands of dollars would be McPhee recruitment seminars. This practice Geoffrey better...). better spent in terms of educational of "not telling the whole truth", is 2nd yr. Biology The job market is tight and benefit, on new labs for the science simply irresponsible and below the employers have the numbers on departments for example. But no, standards Laurier claims to aspire- -3 times, theme nights would their side in the hiring game. We those dollars are squandered on to. be a good idea. be worried about the next helping the football team lose more should But once you are in, the ante is few years of our lives. We should be effectively. raised. We are here to get an questioning the quality and This is our school! It is here for education. Please note the fact - applicablity of the education we are our benefit, and it has forgotten that Laurier exists to serve us! The days lighting to complete. This entails relationship. L.aurier is a fine of higher education being a questioning how well this school is learning institution, but like any privilege for a chosen few, are meeting our needs. But not only organization allowed to grow gone. Today, if should we be worried and you can do it, fight complacent and irresponsible, it will for it, and apply yourself it - questioning, but we should be angry to it is begin to rot. That too—angry with Laurier administra- yours. translates into an So what? So shove this place tion. obligation on the part of this around, push it, test it - but let it Trish Noonan Let's look institution to provide the maximum know why it exists. You are the at just two examples 2nd yr. Geog. which are ample causes to be educational benefit to the majority's reason! gnarling one's teeth over. Firstly, it -I go every Thursday night seems we are being skillfully conned. after work. I like the theme How many among us were enticed nights but I wish the bands into this school with stories of sure would go until 1:30 am. employment after graduation? Yet it seems to have been overlooked that eventually we will all find a job, but not necessarily in our favorite field, or the task we were trained for. I would suggest that Laurier's recruiting principles should be reviewed in terms of giving the potential student a realistic idea of Kevin Tutt what can be expected of this institution. While on the topic of 4th vr. Bus. recruitment and realism, Mr. Wen- should be congratulated for openly -Three times, theme nights admitting what most Laurier provide a break from the students alreadv realize - Laurier regular D..I. music.

What's Ragging You? by Mike Lund Business program it tends to get selection. The importance of the ridiculous. group work ranges from 10'/( to 30% Cathy Herthog "WHAT'S RAGGING YOU" is a In the first year of the program, (or more) of a student's final mark. Sociology new weekly column for students students are forced into groups in Given the fact that all students were 1st yr. who wish to air their grievances their tutorial classes, in the second not created equal and that there is -I've been there every regarding the way things are being year, they encounter the group not always an agreement among Thursday night school done on campus. If you are upset experience in Bus. 211. So far, the group members as to the amount of since began. 1 would like more about a particular issue which you students have suffered some minor work hours which should be devoted theme nights but more local feel should be investigated, we irritations but nothing too drastic. It to any one particular assignment, bands would be good. would encourage you to drop by the is in the third year of the program there can be only one result: the Cord office and let us know about it. that the students are swamped with stronger members end up carrying What's ragging me these days is group work. It is forced upon them the weaker group members. The group work. Although some in the four 'core' subjects. entire system is designed to benefit experience in working with others is Depending on the options which one the students with fewer abilities, undoubtedly valuable, there is a is lucky enough to pick, any while those who might excel in a point where the costs outweigh the particular student might end up particular area may be held back. benefits. In both the Arts and performing group work in all six of It must also be noted that given Business faculties there are several his or her courses. In the fourth year the fact that students are often Richard Weiler courses in which group work is of the program, the amount of group placed in the same groups for all of General Science involved. It is my opinion that this is work experienced becomes largely a their core subjects, the quality of the basically good. However, in the product of individual course learning experience is in jeopardy. -Tried twice, got in niether That is to say that students may time. choose to have certain group members do all of the Marketing and 0.8. assignments, while the other members would do all of the Finance and Production assign- ments. Thus the entire purpose is being defeated. The real cost of so many group assignments is hard to measure. It results in frustration, wasted time, and ultimately is reflected in the Anne Rollings standard which prospective

employers will use to judge us - our 1st vr. Psych. G.P.A. Indeed, some students will have their marks pulled up. while -Five times. I like the theme others will see their marks being nights, more new wave dragged down. In the interest of this nights would be good. latter group, 1 would suggest that the system should be altered. More emphasis should be placed on individualism and less on groups. It is a sad commentary that the best advice a recent 11.8.8.A. graduate had for a first year student was to "Make sure thai von act in a roup and u\.' ( Simpson ilw sumhoard 11.1. says thai he enjoys Joing the with some keener* iind they will carry theme niellils for me. ihcnw nights provide a purpose to ifo 10 the you through. Thai is what I did." litrrei and have a good lime. 6 The Cord Weekly, Thursday. November 18, 1982 Media warps reality cont'd from page J Especially in these recessionary the account is quite different than if created something which was not times, the amount spent to get news the Canadian stories were directly there, but which every media is simply falling short. A-n financed. company in the country had to join interesting paradox was explained It's becoming apparent that it is in with beacuse of the momentum by Filmore in the area of Foreign not so much that the money isn't thereby created. correspondance. there, but that different priorities are A second major fault is the Foreign News Bureaus must be being set up. The Globe and Mail tendency to report on a single maintained to have any kind of recently cut back its news content by person, rather than the group or credibility as a news source. No 35% while leaving such sections as organization that that person matter how tight the money is, the life-styles untouched. represents. The result is that you get Bureaus would remain. However, Recently, an investigative unit of a completely fake view of the the Bureaus are not used because it the CBC was dropped (one of the organization and its operations. costs too much to transmit few investigative units in existence The organization becomes more the stories. One and a half minutes which provide in-depth coverage) removed from the public and creates of satellite time costs over $3000. because the financing of a mere a feeling of segregation. The result is This is too much; therefore the $250,000 a year was not available. often a story which smells great alternative is to buy the stories off Filmore points out, however, that because of one particular person, American news services. Once this is the recent trip to Katmandu, Nepal but one which has no substance. done, the Canadian reporter's voice, to cover the Canadian Climb of The third fault is media's who is on location, can be Mount Everest cost over $250,000. obsession for flashy success stories. telephoned in to match-up with the This was all for a few voice tracks, a Out of nowhere we are swamped American's pictures. few shots of them on top, but no with stories about people like Peter The major problem is that actual reporting of the climb or and the like news are well of relevance. Filmore admitted that he the public Pocklington simply American services anything journalistic Sadly, should have some say in because of their success. These known for their tendency to report Even more fantastic is the fact that has no idea on how to change the solving the problem. stories have very little social or news only one side ofthe story: that of the problems in Beirut were flaring up at situation. He conceded that the value. official position. The result is that this time, but received nowhere main problem is the way news At this point, we have only Another limitation to the quality we get an American story, with a near the emphasis placed on the editors and journalists perceive news problems with no answers, and tht of our news is the lack of money. Canadian voice ' n addition to this climb. but strongly resists the motion that inferior news reporting it brings. "Magic Mushrooms" attract RCMP at U of Vic

Victoria (CUP) The kind of mushrooms you don't had two of the students, Gerald Fahey and Lee Brasnet refused to apologize for taking the because he he put on your steak are the centre of a kerfuffle at the Anhold, removed from a dance floor for questioning. mushrooms said acted properly, given other dons University of Victoria, involving a Mountie, long- Untortunately, as Anhold admitted, the two had the police information. The involved haired hippies, abusive language and the freedom to been doing a lot of drinking, dope-smoking and did apologize, as did Anhold and Fahey for their fry your brains on any substance as long as it's mushroom-eating, and they did not react well to the abusive language. natural. questions. In fact, they got abusive. But the meeting soon struck a sour note. "I think all "The dons got us when we were a little loaded", dons are assholes", said one student. admitted Anhold. "They all but told us we were Retorted Brasnet: "1 think you're a long-haired kicked out of residence for something we thought was hippy, and I don't want you or your dope-smoking legal. Of course we (verbally) abused them." friends around us." Both students were placed on probation for verbally abusing a don, and Fahey was also fingered for consuming alcohol in public. NSERC UNIVERSITY UNDERGRADUATE Brasnet then went up to the students' rooms with SUMMER RESEARCH AWARDS another don, A 1 Black. He asked roommate Kiffa Roberts to turn over the mushrooms. at the I Roberts claims Brasnet told him he "would be UNIVERSITY OF WATERLOO thrown out of the room if I destroyed the mushrooms in the or wouldn't let the dons see them." Brasnet claims he told Roberts he could destroy or MATHEMATICAL SCIENCES hide the mushrooms if he wished, but il so, Brasnet not him a of recommendation when would give letter Combinatorics and Optimization, he took the affair to the standards committee. Applied Mathematics, Dale Science The affair began Oct. 23 when senior don In both versions, Roberts then turned over the Pure Mathematics, Statistics and Actuarial Brasnet was informed that four U.Vic students had 'shrooms.' for details of available projects and psychedelic mushrooms in their room in residence. Later that morning, an RCMP friend of Brasnet's application write to: "Magic mushrooms", which produce a mild euphoric told him magic mushrooms are indeed legal, but instructions around They high, grow wild Victoria. are considered advised him not to return them to Roberts. "natural and legal. The Mathematics Graduate Office hallucinogens" are therefore The MoUntie then complied with Brasnet's request That's the say, but what the University of Waterloo what courts that's not to destroy the mushrooms, a request that Brasnet had local Saanich police told the dons at U. Vic. Dons are no explanation for. Waterloo, Ontario N2L 3GI students elected by residence council to enforce rules An October 25 "kiss and make-up" meeting residence. under (applications must be returned by November 26) in Brasnet and several other dons, between the students and the don was not a raging the impression that magic mushrooms are illegal. success. mmmarnm■hhhhh The Southern Comfort difference: Qualify for great straight, marvellous mixed. the university of your choice

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Susan O'Donnell decriminalization of cannabis of all Canadian high school offenders is simply not feasible in the scale of law enforcement will place Reprinted from the Impact by possession include .Jimmy Carter, graduates since 1970 have possessed long run according to Rapoch. "A an intolerable strain upon our Canadian University Press the American Medical Association, marijuana. A 1977 survey revealed law which can only be enforced in a resources. "It is already the National Commission of that more than 70 per cent of hazard and accidental manner is an overburdening the system very "I'm paranoid ofcops", says Eric- Marijuana and Drug Abuse, the students at Toronto's Osgoode Hall unjust law. It falls with great severely." walks down the street, his eve as he American Bar Association and the Law School intended to continue to unevenness upon the population of And so advocates of marijuana shifting in a constant and almost National Council of Churches. use marijuana after graduation. offenders", says the civil libertarian. reform are "hanging their hats on search for bi-coloured unconscious "What each of these advocates of "Those law students are today's The Ouimet Committee (on the charter." and men in uniform. Eric has cars law reform have in common is their young lawyers; they make a criminal reform) found the public "Sooner or later, the charter will on the lookout since he was been belief that the criminal prosecution mockery of our marijuana laws. has little trouble learning that a be used to force the government to for marijuana possession busted of cannabis users is more harmful Their behaviour loudK proclaims person has a criminal record, as the bring legislation before the almost nine years ago when he was both to the user and to society than Commons to overturn the sixteen. cannabis, itself," writes C. Michael marijuana laws," say Rapoch. "I obey the law in every respect Bryan, who was special assistant to "The government will not do so but one," he says."I smoke dope. the L?b Dain Commission and voluntarily, they will say to the Since I was arrested, all that's former Senior Policy Officer for the electorate 'we didn't WANT to changed is that now, I smoke it more federal department of Health and change the laws, we HAD to." discretely." Welfare. Canadian law on marijuana has "There is no law that has created Ontario's Addiction Research remained essentially unchanged more disrespect for the system of Foundation (ARF), one of the most since 1969. Although not itself a justice and the government than the respected authorities on marijuana narcotic, cannabis was brought inclusion of marijuana under the use in the world, questions society's under the federal Opium and narcotic control act," says Andy acceptance of the light use of alcohol Narcotic Drug Act in 1923. When Rapoch, national president of when "after all, the evidence for' that act was replaced in 1961 by the NORML Canada (The National damage to health from heavy use of current Narcotic Control Act, Organization tor the Retorm of alcohol is much stronger than the cannabis was kept on the schedule of calls the Marijuana Laws). Rapoch evidence concerning cannabis." narcotic drugs and remained marijuana laws "the most extreme In her book. Cannabis Criminals, "A law which can only he subject to all of the provisions of the example of injustice in the country." Patricia Erickson, a criminologist in a hazard and new act. Canada annually arrests more of with the ARF, finds that being enforced A case coming before the courts ir its citizens per capita for cannabis criminalized for cannabis possession accidental manner is an January in Manitoba may be the ont possession than any other country in has no effect on a person's cannabis unjust law." that will change the books. Fourteen the world. During the past 10 years, use. But it does have negative people arrested on charges of criminal charges were brought consequences in other aspects of the marijuana possession in Thompson, against 300,000 young Canadians person's life. * Manitoba will be using the Charter for possession of small amounts of "The implications of Erickson's to fight their charges. Their lawver is cannabis. The cost of enforcing the findings is a stark indictment of the from NORML. law against simple possession is logic of our cannabis laws," says Rapoch says they are going for the estimated at $100 million per year. John Hagan, PhD, of the University "arbitrary" clause under the The Le Dain Commission (into of Toronto's Sociology department. charter, that says that everybody has the non-medical use of drugs) in "The role laws have played in the right not to be arbitrarily 1972, the Canadian Medical creating "cannabis criminals" is a that the law is an ass." writes Neil information is kept on many files arrested. There are two issues Association and the Canadian Bar social embarrassment it may no Bo\d. associate professor of and widely disseminated. The involved. for the Association have all called longer be posible to ignore." criminoloi>\ at Simon Iraser committee regarded the difficulty of One is that marijuana is criminal removal of sanctions A federal survey estimates that University. finding employment as "one of the arbitrarily called a narcotic in law. against simple possession of more than four million Canadians More than 38,000 Canadians were debilitating social consequences ol a There is no scientific basis for the cannabis. American proponents of have used marijuana. Over half convicted of importing, trafficking, criminal record." classification. The second is that the cultivation and possession of law. by the police's own admission, narcotics in 1980. Ninety-five per A criminal record has been is selectively enforced. 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cont'd from page 7 writ has absolutely no control over into Canada is notwithstanding the charter. "We necessarily liable to "Saskatchewan is like a is to enter and why, how or in what up with the black officer authorized when, often at least seven years of incarceration. can end checkerboard hole, nobody cares there," search any place other than a home circumstances it is involved, Over the years, judges have spoken Canada that Trudeau was trying to says Rapoch. There is fledging in he reasonably believes regardless abuse avoid," argues Rapoch. group , n which of any that may to the record in such cases, saying Calgary and an arise. unjust laws need unjust affiliate group jn there is a drug, and also, to search that if they had a choice, they would "Only Edmonton and Vancouver. any occupant. This search may be "These powers are surely not be sentencing so strongly for the There enforcement," says Rapoch. If you are none east of Ottawa. conducted in the complete absence extraordinary and they will charge of importation. has the can't have a law that can be fairly "Quebec lowest arrest rate of evidence or suspicion of in e vi t a b 1 y be c hall c n g c d a s Rapoch is also concerned about wrong doing. enforced, then you have to say 'are unreasonable infringements under section one of the Charter. It says in Canada, less than Also certain to be brought belore you doing the right thing to begin half the the charter's search and seizure that the rights and freedoms national average," says are the of with? Is the prohibition against the Rapoch the courts writs assistance. guarantee," writes Robert Soloman, guaranteed by the Charter are "PEI is hard-line all the are the individual use of marijuana just?' If way." Certain police officers issued a professor of law at the University subject only to such reasonable Rapoch and the writs which them to enter it is not, it should be overturned." members of his empower of Western Ontario. limits described by law as can be group believe that adults and search any home, day or night, He says there is no clear reason to should demonstrably justified in a free and have the right to chose what in which they reasonably believe Soloman writes in ARF's Journal, believe that is going to happen for form of and democratic society. intoxication they wish to is "There is probably no aspect, of quite some time. "We can only hope enjoy there a narcotic and to search all They are not the The is not Canada's drug laws that offends and fight, and that's what we intend fighting f or occupants. writ "This loophole could be used by legalization, but defense counsel as much as the to do." decriminalization limited as to the time or place, and is the crown attorneys at the Supreme They minimum penalty of seven years want to abolish the simple valid for the officer's entire career. Court level. They can say NORML has five chapters in possession imprisonment upon conviction of offence, and the Any officer armed with a writ can 'regardless of what you think, the Ontario, in Windsor, St. Catharines, the offence of importing a narcotic. cultivation offence. "break open any door, window, law is demonstrably justified in a Kitchener, Timmins, and Schriber. Says Rapoch: "I want to stop lock, fastener, floor, wall, ceiling, The law does not distinguish free and democratic society'," says In Manitoba, chapters are located in individuals from having to be compartment, plumbing fixture, between amounts or types of Rapoch. Winnipeg and Thompson. There are worried about being busted for a box, container or any other thing." narcotics. A person convicted of Also, section 33 says that the none in Saskatachewan. little bit of pot." "The federal judge who issues a bringing a single joint of marijuana provinces can pass laws

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| ; THE BOOKSTORE The Cord Weekly, Thursday. November 18, 1982 9 ENTERTAINMENT Funnyman's wit is still agile

By Coral Andrews care, which eventually led to his famous, friendlv swallow. George Carlin, naughty comic of "Since I've had my last heart the decade, returned to the Centre in attack, I run 164 miles a day. Then I the Square this year, with yet come home and eat a bowl ofleaves. another uproarious salute to the But I do wash it down with water. human race. Yes. water is my great friend, he Carlin, who has had two heart finished gleefully as he picked up a attacks in recent years, has had to bollle of perrier and "shared" a slow down physically, but mentally swallow with the crowd; something he's as agile as ever. His provocative he's been doing since "Class yet shocking perceptiveness is still Clown". his sharpest satiric tool. The packed House enthralled itself His forte, is man's little quirks, in the Class Clown's every move, as habits and faults, but his passion's he talked of 'getting sick' going 'in play is words, and more words. and out' and 'keeping people alert", He talked of the word 'nice' and another routine from yesteryear. the word Tine'. "Try this some time. This'U really "Nice. There's something about make the other guy think. Next time that word I just don't like. Nice. you're in a bar and someone offers Isn't he nice. Oh he's so nice. And to buy you a drink say 'No thanks, she's nice too. Isn't that nice," he but can 1 have the money instead? said in a sickening voice. Then leave. Let the other guv figure Sick was another word he dealt it out. It's none of your concern." with. Carlin at 44, is concerned. He's "You don't throw up. You throw branching out in life, currently in the out," he proclaimed. planning stages of a book and a The crowd could see the absurdity movie. His stints on Johnny Carson of his ways, and his many phrases. have given him that slick Carson "A moment of silence. What do style. He's successfully licked the you do during a moment of silence, drug addiction and his routines are if you're at a football game?....l sit no longer narcotic-oriented. and count the pimples on the back They've mellowed like fine of the guy's neck in front of me. vintage wine, except for these Why isn't there a moment of unforgettable Seven Words You screaming? That would make much Can't Say on Television. more sense." "Over hear. \ou seven bail words! He did stuff from his latest album Come and join 200 more." including Icebox Man, about UFOs In Carlin's eveopening grand in the refrigerator, and Fussy Eater, finale, he amazingly uttered more elaborating on most of this material, than 200 phrases and words you just but if you saw Carlin last year, you cannot say on television. saw almost the same show. For all the energy he put into this The zanv-faced funnyman was sketch, he could get another heart shrewd, his comic bridge both attack. For the effect it had on the excellent and effective. His casual more conventional audience look of green swate shirt and tan members, the wild-eved boy from slacks enhanced him as a typical 'White Harlem', New York, could guy, no frills, no fancies, just trying have caused a few. to get a laugh. George Carlin, man of many "Did you know that EX-LAX is words proved to his loyal fans and just old, bad chocolate that gives many newcomers, that there is still a you the runs," he said as he place for his stuff in everyone's his "funnyman'' image, commenced with a routine on health laugh banks. Behind Carlin is concerned about his career

"Jackie's back in town" Aitken shows his technical virtuosity By Matt Torigian sot aikl compete liin repertoire on by Leah Leon In a small smoke-filled room at the piano. "Flip. Flop and Flv" was including horns and wood winds. familiar with the flute instrument. the Hero of Waterloo last Thursday an upbeat tune recognized by Robert Aitken, Canada's best During his performance, Aitken Robert Ait-ken has travelled night, a robust and jolly Jackie everyone, while Duke Ellington's known flautist demonstrated his didn't just play the notes but instead extensively throughout Europe. Washington filled the night full of melodies made some of us artistic skill over the weekend while combined technical virtuosity and North America and Japan and smiles. The 63 year old Hamilton appreciate his diversified talent. performing with the Kitchener- novel effects with a constant received great acclaim everywhere. native sings the blues like a pro—and Jackie has produced one album Waterloo Symphony Orchestra at steadiness to produce the most He is an amazing flautist and known why not. he is. entitled Blues and Sentimental, The Centre in the Square. refined and exquisite music that is by many as the best in the world. is With just a microphone and a mix which for obvious reasons Aitken's supreme mastering of the to hold . between piano and guitar Jackie's extremely difficult get a of flute is evident by his ability to when music and warm personality capture He started singing and playing produce the widest yariety of tone, everyone's attention for an entire he was younger, and during the all of which is filled with expressive evening. Taking time between every 1940's had his own radio show on shading. He has complete control song, he seems to magnetically CHML. over the instrument, as this was attract die hearts of all those Manv of Jackie's followers often demonstrated with his rapid participating in the show. wonder why this man has never lingering and vast range of notes. biz". With an assortment of clientele he really "made it" in "show Timothy Vernon, artistic director didn't seen to be bothered by the fact Perhaps it is in part related to a lack of the Pacific Opera Company led that not everyone huddled around of drive, or simply bad luck. Yet the Symphony in the evenings' Washington seems the stage was familiar with him Jackie never to program which included Adaskin's crowd, or his music. Yet almost every song grow tired of the local-pub Fanfare, Blavet's Concerto for Flute resulted in jubilant laughter from all for which he often plays. It could and String Orchestra in A Minor. where best those listening. well be that it is here one Mozart's Concerto No 1 for Flute in He spoke of his wife, and wives (of appreciates the man himself. C Major. K313 and Brahms' which there have been three) and all Withoutany loud amps or wild stage Symphony No. 4 in F Minor. Opus audience remains their idiosyncracies. There's gimmicks, his 98. bv the performer. Almost nothing private about Jackie, and he mvstified Aitken performed Blauet's everyone wants Jackie to sit with let us know of one of his wife's Concerto with guest director them during breaks, or have Jackie problems with a favorite song called Timothy Vernon leading 11 a song for them personally "Your feets too big." Dedicating his dedicate Symphony Orchestra strings from his love of chicken to two unsuspecting during set. the harpsichord. Immediately you enjoy beingentertained and girls was another of his personal If following this small ensemble. then be sure to experience a favorites entitled "A Chicken ain't smiling, Aitken returned to per 112or m whose life has been dedicated to nothin but a bird." man Mozart's popular Concerto No. I With that very task, watch for the next impeccable timing he would during which the Orchestra turn each time. "Jackie's back in town". Aitken demonstrates control over his instrument. half-way around, between increased its' size proportionately by 10 The Cord Weekly, Thursday. November 18, 1982 Gabriel exceeds the consciousness by Steve McCaughey New York in although one could tell to be heard." Others such as "Intruder" in a senseless slaving polished, a new tune called "Lav Ym, Fifteen to sixteen thousand devoted voice fears of our growing violent without a motive. The theme was that his four concert stint in five days Hands On Me," when p et J Gabriel fans gather at the Gardens society and intrusion of simply too close to the heart. had taken its toll on his high range descended from privacy. the stage and to hear, feel and sense "The Touch" of his These are not your normal (Toronto being his last night). wandered through "Family Snapshot" one the crowd of Peter's latest foray into surrealistic pieces, is developed concert going fans. Gabriel Song highlights included "Shock Thousands rushed towards him as experimental tuneage two Mondays * loyal in the Monkey", the current FM over- he sang "1 around the assasination of John commands a following am willing, I am ready Kennedy. It goes Toronto. His music is colourful, not choice, where Peter swung back Lay your hands on ago in Toronto. The lights drop. like this, kill me." p and forth on an overhead steel bar, pushed, pulled Ilickering light ignites the air, and and wrestled, trying prounced around on stage so hard to touch thousands of Bic lighters, matches and and be one with a rambunctious chimp. Gabriel. and candles rise from the crowd. imitating "I Have the Touch", This From the depths of the crowd Others such as dangerous manouvre is one "On the Air", "Not One of Us", and of Gabriel's claim to emerges solitary fame. He i s a drummer: a "San Jacinto" added much one of the few performers 1 have pulsating, ever alluring heat an d excitement to the show. The witnessed with the audacity then...vocals, harmony to and Peter legendary track, "Solsbury Hill" venture into a potentially dangerous sent the crowd into a chanting roar, crowd (I refer to the Gabriel - a scream from behind, and Who n "climbing up on Solsbury Hill, I Cincinnati) and i all rise and tr\ to catch a glimpse ol communicate directly with his our main man. could see the city lights." audience. He is, to in (com' Peter Gabriel, touted The masterpiece of the night had on pit J ij professional music circles as one ol the pioneering lour, (in addition tc Robert 1 ri pp. Brian Ferr\ and David Bowie) and recenlk Sting ot Masters' the Police brought Ins dynamic J show to Toronto for a third time. Programs I Expectations are high, as a near sell- out crowd awaits his appearance on Wjjr At Lakehead I stage. Strutting through the crowd It Pays To Come Back! on the floor, singing into chest attached Gabriel raises There has never been a better time than now to continue your microphone, I education Financial assistance of abouts3,soo toslo,ooo for the his hands and greets all. The concert 1983-84 year is available to suitably qualified, full-time students has begun. I with some bursaries also available to new part-time students. Since his departure from Genesis, Lakehead University offers a variety of graduate programs and I applications for registration are now being accepted for the fol- oh so long ago, Peter has created a | lowing: for progrcssiv niche himself in today's I English M.A. Chemistry M.Sc. music scene. Experimenting with I History M.A. Physics M.Sc. highly computerized scores, and I Sociology M.A. Biology M.Sc. fusing these with the rhythm of] over-riding. His lyrics are sensitive I Economics M.A. Forestry M.Sc. / really hate African primitive beat, Gabriel has don't you expressions of his social concerns. I Psychology M.A. Geology M.Sc. / don't care what you do. & once again woven a unique Once on stage, the band broke I Mathematics (M.A. M.Sc.) Education M.Ed. We were each other I Physical and Health Education distinctive stvle. His story goes made for into a set of recent material. Larry me and you. I (M.A. & M.Sc.) something like this: This is a man Fast (Mr. Synergy), Tonv Levin (the you don't get given, you learn to For more information, call or write: who sings of events dear to his heart, If Gargoyle). Peter llamill and Jerry take Dr. S. Walker, signifcant social events. Captivat- Marotta did justice to these new and I will take you. Dean of Graduate Studies ing provocative lyrics speak his pieces. They were tight, clear, Lakehead University mind. 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"UB44" by UB40 six new tracks, three songs which powerful with intricate- blues their formula 112 or success by re-doing hooks and licks as was heard on were originally released in the U.K. rhythms. Van Viiet's rough blues another Motown hit - "What Can I "Tainted Love." by Greg Brown as singles prior to the completion of voice would seem more at home with Do." as the band says on its liner What! is currently out as the 12" the album. "1 Won't Close My a George Thoroughgood-type tune notes, this is "one nice pop song". dance single. We are currnetly Eye", "Politician" (which was the but Van Vliet wouldn't play it safe - What! contains the light and taking bets on how many dance- ' "B side for "Eyes" in the U.K.), he prefers free-form art. The album playful synthesizer work of Dave party-dub-mix versions they will do and "Love is All Is Alright" have all cover artwork is a great example of Ball. Dramatically whining his way on this single. The video for What! been remixed for the LP. The third his dark, impressionistic visions. through some of the sweetest lyrics. borders on being silly, and is well- single "So Here 1 Am." which is Van Viiet's songs do not follow Marc Almond remains as "The" worth missing. currently edging up the British any normal structure. The lines in English pop vocalist of our time. If you enjoyed Soft CelTs charts, is also included in its original the songs appear as if they have been The synthesizer and the electric "Tainted Love" or "Bedsit Land!" version. This is probably the best shuffled around and dropped into drum machine use the same creative What! is a must for you. reggae band around and this album place anywhere. It is up to the is a great example. listener, to carefully find the twisted meaning in the song. You all know Captain & Beefheart the feeling of standing in front of a the Magic Band piece of avant-garde art and thinking "what the hell is this?" by James Murray and John Tutt Similarly, this album takes time to interpret and study. A palatable mixture of pop and It's a strange album, but if you are roots music is what ÜB4O come up inclined to take a peek at what a with on their fourth album (first bizarre creative genius can do. check entitled domestic Polygram release) this album out. "U844". ÜB4()'s sound is a synthesis of the racial and cultural backgrounds of the eight individual band members. The band's politics are simply a reflection of the personal and individual experiences. This is not academic politics or an intellectual exercise; it is simply a response to growing up in the multi- cultural working class communities of south-central Birmingham. Reggae music is, for the most part, If you ever wondered where a form of protest and perhaps this is Frank Zappa got some of his why it has never become weirdness from, you have to look no commercially popular. It has also farther than this album. This is the been one of the very few tickets out thirteenth outing for Don Van Vliet of the economic and spiritually and his surreal mania. His name has stilled ghettos, which is why, for a been heard of in more circles than band like ÜB4O reggae is not only a his music with "Talking Heads," choice of musical style but also a "Pil" and "Devo", all listing him as Phom h\ Ired Taylor In co-operation political platform. ÜB4O see the a musical reference. Soft Cell-What! with the W.L.U. faculty of music, acceptance of reggae as a means of The Becfheart sound uses the high school students from the Waterloo area take part in heavy blues "What!" is the successful follow- creating a greater awareness delta technique a workshop for symphony players. Possibly, between races. throughout most of the guitar work. up to last spring's monstrous hit these people "U844" contains, in addition to The drumming is insistent and "Tainted Love." Soft CW/stays with may be prospective Laurier students. r c ] ! Jhesecond best way j | J3> tokeep warm....

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Waterloo play combines musical tradition and rivalry

by Judy Gingerich band members Kavaliers, the Ventures an Wlth |lbes rival bands and you guessed it, the master, and the Kiwanis J' at cvcr ything from is set Waterloo. It shows unanimously accept him. What Drum and Bugle Corps, and the the difference in taxes to operetta in how much When .lames Reaney was the struggles and joys, the follow is a celebration ol 35 years of Dutch Boy Drum and Bugle Corps. money each band received 112? approached and asked to write a achievements and failures of the music with Thiele—a repertory of The audience was especially music. Names of familiar Waterlo play that would commemorate band the songs obviously familiar to the appreciative of local allusions in the streets were sprinkled Waterloo (well played by through " lyrics of the Waterloo's 125th birthday, he chose Waterloo Musical Society Band) audience, complete with fireworks play. There was a friendly rivalry several of the Co mpanv to zero in on something that has before Professor Thiele comes to and guest appearances by the between the two cities and the two commemorative songs. made Waterloo distinguishable in its take it over. The two stories are told musical tradition. Reaney's play; I. simultaneously: Charles' adolescent the Parade, opened at the U of W love affair with music, life, and Humanities Theatre on Tuesday, Louise is paralleled with the love Nov. 9th, and ran through Saturday, affair of Ernest Toffelmeyer (a Nov. 13th. The star of Waterloo's young nephew of Uncles Mutual, show for 35 years was Professor Equitable, and Assured) with Charles Frederick Thiele, the lively Gretel, a young girl who loves to and energetic pulse behind the string play the trumpet so much that she of bands, tattoes, and parades that resorts to posing as a boy, Friedrich. have been such a familiar part of life to be able to play in the town band. for Waterloo residents. Parallelisms in plot and speech Three members of the Waterloo created excellent situational irony. Celebration Theatre Company The dual plot device generally held played Thiele as child, youth, and the play together and kept the action adult. Ann Marie Dietrich gave a moving. However, in some instances brilliant and lively performance as the transition from the Waterloo Charles growing up in New York family to the New York family and getting black eves for defending the vice versa was abrubt and a little family honour, and getting up a confusing. When the two plot band of children to play on strands merged, the story line dandelion stems for Sunday School became even more episodic and picnics in Central Park. Terry Barna ecletic. was Charles buying a bicycle with an extra seat to elope with his The two stories came together sweetheart, Louise, and David New when the former Waterloo was Thiele as Waterloo's band band master, a native of Indianna, master. meets Charles and Louise who are In the play. Papa Thiele is writing touring in Indianna. Charles applies an operetta about twin cities with for the position of Waterloo band Capacity-filled crowd THEHERO enticed by The English Beat by Carl Clutchey pop-like with WATERLOCMFV characteristics programme. The dreamy tune. Take a friend .. . meet a friend, have I adequate vocals; but they soon lost "Doors of My Heart", seemed to be J

... some laughs .. . enjoy the show try I J One of the most likable qualities their initial appeal in a stale pool of a little out of place in such a speedy they some darts. Indulge in the good of The English Beat is that repetitiveness. set, hut their sense of timing was ~-^1 generate a great deal of enthusiasm Though the break was long and perfect with the inclusion of "Click, times at "The Hero" without the aid of a stage gimmick. somewhat tiresome. The English Click, Click", in the first encore. The audience can easily become Beat made one forget about any Although the anxious crowd heard- involved with the distraction-free, aggravation he might have felt. only a single one-hour set. The reggae-pop sounds that are Their vibrant and catchy tempo was English Beat maximized the time performed with a constant and very much a needed awakening, and into a tremendously action-packed concentrated energy. the entire dance floor instantane- evening. Their recent gigat Bingeman Park ously filled to capacity. Many of the One interesting point is that the Jonathan Sweet /// on November 10, attracted an most memorable tunes were first-hand listener of The English unexpected large crowd, as the featured, and most responded with a Beat "live" did not receive the same convertable roller rink-dance hall c h e e r of enthusiasm and kind of mysterious richness was packed. The English Beat was recognition. "Kankmg lull Stop". associated with the sounds on their prepared by a group of four chicks "Hands Off. She's Mine", and album. For example, the absence of from L.A., called the "Bangos". At "Mirror in the Bathroom", were group-member "Saxa", (who only first their music contained some of the tunes that made for a records in the studio may have now), At the Waterloo House appreciative qualities, bearing fast. well-rounded and well-played been noted by some. corner of King and Erb streets, downtown Waterloo Magical impact made by Gabriel

(com' from />•; It)) wounds inflicted while in police clenched and arms held high in the my recollection, the only mega- custody. Steven Biko was his name. air, the tlock changed on, because, Biko. performer to successfully bridge the And as the concert wound down, the because, because A fitting gap between stage (Presence and cheers energized the air, Gabriel epilogue to a strangely profound crowd perception. turned and disappeared. Fists influence this man Gabriel has had. Technically, the lighting was Future? mediocre and surprisingly all In Your lighting was stage set. There were no Don't Have a Date for the lasers, or long shot projectors and Talk with a representative of the strongest projector was set high, just offstage left, blocking the view OFFCAM CHRISTMAS Lakehead University's of a large portion of the crowd. The biggest criticism however, FACULTY OF EDUCATION was a result of the song selection. A FORMAL? large portion of the crowd, as well as on myself, paid good dollars to see and need to worry! Single tickets are only $8.00 hear some the classic Peter No of and this is one evening you won't want to miss! Gabriel "I Don't Remember", November 23, 1982 "Here Comes the Flood" just to mention a and I'm sure 1 wasn't Paul Martin Centre few. So get dressed in your classiest dress or suit and alone in my secret longing to hear REST OF US "SWINGIN' SINGLES". - Genesis oldies "Carpet Crowlers" COME MEET THE 12:30 2:30 p.m. and "Lamb lies Down on Or girls. . . Ask that special someone! Broadway." The climax of the concert, was the University on Thursday November 25, 1982 Wilfrid Laurier second encore return of the band,, at the Transylvania Club the final song of the evening. If you require further information, call or Only a few years ago, some big (8:00 p.m. - 1:00 a.m.) Admissions, Lakehead University corporate executives informed Mr. Mary-Lu Thunder Bay, Ontario Gabriel that his latest material was so featuring Zahalan P7B SEI - suicide, and her live band TtSirfflf called, commercial (807) 345-21 especially one chanting beat so nUmed "Biko". Years ago, in a far (Tickets on Sale in the Concourse!) a\va\ South African police station voune black activist died from The Cord Weekly. Thursday. November 18. 1982 13

Campus THE CANADIAN Clubs CROSSWORD

6 ACROSS 10 Manitoba 19 Spine, e.g. Queen Charlottes Presents: . , seaport On 25th Tamiae , Thursday, November 1 St. Lawrence e.g. 20 Duck strait & 4th , . 11 Another 1 across OFFCAM presents its 1982 3rd year Biz Bash. _ . False gods 4 British 23 ? Frost ler November 30, 1982, 12 Not fake CHRISTMAS FORMAL at the 9:00 p.m., journalists' 25 Of lesser age g SanU _ |n Waterloo Motor Door unlon Idaho beautiful Transylvania Club! Don't Inn. lit capital 27 Oog Quebec Prizes. $2.00 6 Spl rig have a date? No need to worry! members, $3.00 1 11i 15 Lubricates 23 Endures beyond 13 Manitoba $8.00 non-members. Tickets on sale in 16 With 21 down, has 100,000 Single tickets are only and this Opera composer 30 Approaches 9 Great White ]k Concourse. ... Orr is one evening you won't want to North star 31 Girls name 17 lmmUnlZe miss!! PREVIOUS PUZZLE SOLVED 32 Title 18 Former So get dressed in your classiest » Flshmg Governor- or and COME MEET e<>uiPmerU dress suit Laurier Christian Fellowship General REST OF US "SWINGIN' THE Everybody is welcome to come DOWN 21 See 16 across SINGLES"!! Tickets are on sale in out and share with us each 1 Take joy in 22 Ontario city the Concourse or from any Wednesday at 4:45 pm in the 2 Different form 2*4 member or of same theme Christ ie OFFCAM Executive in Seminary Lounge. There's the Small Clubs Office during our 3 Lake shared by 26 Speak fellowship, singing and speakers. Sask. office hours. Man. and 2 8 Polishes Next week the topic is "The 1* B.C. river and the Accomplishment of Christ" and the mine furniture speaker is Ray Matheson. We'd be 5 CBC news 29 Possess Waterloo Chi Aloha glad to see you there! magaz i ne Christian Fellowship musical c.1982 THE CANADIAN CROSSWORD #88 COAST TO COAST NEWS SERVICES INC. night special - presenting "The Joyful Sound". Come and enjoy a night of contemporary gospel Nov. 25 music. Free admission; 7:30 p.m. "For where two or three gather in Nov. 19, 1982, Friday night; at mv name. I shall be there." Matt. Waterloo Pentecostal Assembly 18:20.

(395 King North - across Burger A special liturgy of the eucharist King). For further information for all students, and families and call 886-5621 or 884-0530. Come friends of students who are and bring a friend along. undergoing the physical, emotional, intellectual and spiritual stress of ending the school term. An others of November 24. 8 p.m. opportunity to meet the who share- Parkway Public School Catholic community Preston Parkway similar concerns to yours. 4:30 p.m.. Preston Heights, Cambridge St. Michael's Church. to follow. For more (Off Hwy 8, 1 block south of 401) refreshments Association Tor Bright Children information contact Kathv Zettel 884-1970 ext. 240 or Karen 886- Public meeting & TV Ontario Film, ."Exception or Gifted Children". 9038.

to be...to be... The Laurier Catholic Community Sunday November 21: Celebrate the would like to invite you on Eucharist with us this Sunday, 11:00 Thursday, Nov. 18, 1982 to an a.m. in Keffer Chapel, Waterloo informal discussion and meal. Lutheran Seminary, corner of Robert Nally will be our guest Albert and Bricker Streets, speaker and the topic of discussion will be Business Ethics a Christian Sunday November 21: Lutheran Student Movement meets from 6:30 "EXPERIENCED TYPIST. IBM Gavs of WI.IJ Coflchousc: Perspective. See you at 5:30 p.m. All ~ 9:30 p.m. at 177 Albert Street. H ELECTRIC Thursday 8-11:00 pm in the History W are welcome. TYPEWRITER. 4 Come, meet friends and share in our REASONABLE RATES. WILL Lounge, Km 4-301, Central 112" fellowship. EHi PICK UP AND DELIVER. 744- Teaching Building. Monday, November 22 - A CUSO Information Meeting will Tuesday November23: Cometoour provide details of how you could Bible study! To be held from 2:30 - share your skills and knowledge 3:30 p.m. at 177 Albert Street, Typing Professionally Done Wanted in a developing country. CUSO Sponsored by the Lutheran Student Reasonable Rates has placements for Canadians Movement.

„ Ride from Gait to Kitchener (area) ■ with skills in agriculture, B.F. Goodrich, Weber St. Monday |—< jo Call: Diane I WMM t aa - a. in 576-1284 J business, education, health, Wednesday November 24: Holy to Friday—■ ■ to arrive 8:00 a.m. 4.30 V trades and technology. in Communion is celebrated 10:00 p.m. p.m. Please call 623-0224 or 621- y""'* 7:30 Room 3004, Math & Computer in Keffer Chapel, Waterloo 7393 - WANT TO TALK TO SOMEONh Jg Bldg., UW. 885-1211 ext. 3144 Lutheran Seminary. If you enjoy GAY ABOUT BEING GAY? |sv" for more information. singing, come at 9:30 and sing your ■ PHONE GAY LIBERATION OF heart out! 884-4569, If the "technicians" in Wills need WATERLOO 7-10pm any help deciding which lights they WEEKDAYS Tuesday November 23, 6:30 p.m. are playing with. I'm sure they could fvH® CTB 5-301 Session use masking tape to mark the (Jfy Information PCS appropriate controls. Better luck Christian Horizons Group Home p. . <■ . |jfl|| ...... 1 rlacement and v_ areci Services " won/, next time' /"r mere 5 cam a von too MM will be discussmy iob opportunities . • i ■ i. ■ i presents: can tell that special someone thai , , , , lor students madiiatinu- in Social . - I uesdav NovemberN 23

the rest - special somefiling of us Sciences. ... Cfl I >:30-7:00 p.m. are too yuanto hear - j"** Placement & Career Services I Yes you. tearless leader ol the C ord CAMPUS MINISTRY AT WLU VIA I I ! KI' SI I DIM' C \R1 I R I Staff. Who the hell said you could Friday November 19: Openhouseat 1NI-ORMA I ION SESSION into our oil ice and lind out ,v 'kl ' Chaplain Paul Rosch's house. Come Drop ■V, and meet friends, drink coffee and how we can help you in your career I enjoy yourself. Starting 7:30 p.m. planning. 14 The Cord Weekly, Thursday, November 18. 1982 POETICS

THE QUITE MADMAN

he wouldn't even talk so we ripped his fingernails out & dissected his toes

He wouldn't even talk so we put hot coals on his open eyes A (LOVE) POEM IS LIKE A BICYCLE & caved in his skull

I he then began reciting his own poetry will make it work. Allan Moore It will be well-made.

No eccentric tires to squirm like snakes sounding hiss

on independant wheels (spokes a blurr in their own direction;

Pas de rust (a tasteful blend of Canadian craft and continental style;

No mechanisms unsprung (damn the caught-damn chain splattering. A FRIEND

I WILL A friend is like a present, make it work. once you see inside, you don't care what the wrappings look When it is ready, like. washed, waxed, tinkered, oiled— when it is power netted Catherine Kozub in a perfect web of spokes it will be

my vehicle:

And 1 will ride it (crouched in my racing pose

to you —

Downhill I orty-miles-an-hour without a helmet Stopping by the Woodwinds on a Showy Evening

James Dopp Whose woodwinds these are I think I know His heart is in the timpani though He will not see me stop to hear His woodwinds give a private show

The little clarinet must think it queer To play without an orchestra near With all musicians on their break And only for my listening ear

1 give the castanets a shake MAILBOX IS EMPTY To ask if there is some mistake The only other sound's the steep Glissando that an oboe makes For all the sadder times they've been together* And all the times they wished they'd had Woodwinds are debious and deep After all the sacrifice to show he loved her But they have promises to keep He feels he's left out in being the shade. And will plav on while others sleep And will play on while others sleep She gets a certain feeling that lie's leaving You can see her broken heart in her eyes Karen Wilkins She always found it hard to show she loved him But now she feels the price that love is paid.

The mailbox is empty, there's no communicating Nobody knows what's happened that day The mailbox is empty, she's still awaiting The arrival of a love letter from her man.

And now vou say you will do your very best How am 1 to know it won't be the same For all the times he tries so hard to tell her She still can't understand a thing he savs.

The mailbox is empty, there's no communicating Nobody knows what's happened that day The mailbox is empty, she's still awaiting The arrival of a love letter from her man. Jeff Brycc The Cord Weekly. Thursday, November 18, 1982 15 SPORTS Hawks dump champs

Special to the Curd

This past weekend the unofficial Wilfrid Laurier University Rugby Team travelled to Ohio to do battle with the Miami University Redmen. The Hawks came out flying and upset the hometown team 6-3. The Ohio Redskins, the weekend before ' had defeated Bowling Green to capture the state of Ohio Rugby championship. The Laurier game was hard hitting and aggressive with both teams being dealt equal punishment throughout the game. The first half was quite even, with missed opportunities bv both teams. Miami finally opened the scoring at the end of the half on a penalty kick. Laurier applied the pressure dilligentlv in the second half but the Ohio defence seemed more than equal to the task. The Redmen more than once stymied the Haks with a strong ball control. With less than one minute to go in the game the Hawks finally broke through the Redskin backs. Dave "Hop" Hopper set up Dave Cromwell for the try giving Laurier the 6-3 lead and the victory. This was a clandestine effort by the Hawk Rugby Club. This team gets no funding from the University whatsoever. They are recognised by the Student Union as a campus club and receive some funding that way. Also helping to pay for the trip was some money left over from the Rugby night in the Turret last year. Hven with all this, the twenty players who went to the States had to fork up twenty live dollars each to make the trip. Laurier 6 Ohio 3

One other small point that Ohio had in their favour was the small difference in the populations of our two schools. The full-time student enrollment at Miami University is slightly over 25.000 people. The team also performed will of the field, taking advantage ol that good ole American hospitality. Teamwork was always displayed. Particular kudos should go to the lag team wrestling match up ol' Stu MacDonakl and Paul Campbell. Credit must also go to Comer, for without his infinite supply of energy we wouls never have been able to make it thorugh to the end. Pla v of the weekend must go to Rod McKeowm. Rod showed us w hat he was madeupofon several occasions. Steve Rockett should be given honourable mention for forcsaking his party time- to take up Spanish tutorials. One more thank you should go lo Paul Sheppard for taking care of the kindergarten class. This tour signified the end of another successful year for the Rugby Club. I.aurier should be proud of this team that can play so well togetcr as a unit and represent out school so well on and off the The past weekend saw the Golden Hawk Rugby team defeat the Ohio Redskins 6-3 field.

(iood Season Ciuvs Coach Lyons looks at season by David Bradshaw a successful season (10-1-3). team and has been for the last couple lie luis never complained on the unfortunately u Joes not mean ol years. I his was a terrible way for bench and done whatever was asked To end oil the Soccer I lawks 19N2 much. him to end his university career. ol him on the field. I will miss him. season we will finish as we began DO YOU HUNK 1111 1(1 Next war we are going to have to WHAT DO YOU SIT I OR with an interview with Coach Harry WHRI A N Y COACHING hustle more. Our goal lor next war NI X I Yi:AR7 l.von. MISTAKES THAT CAUSID A has got to start with making the Next year we have a lot of lIOW DO YOU 1111 NOW AT I'ROBI IM IN I 111 I IN AI 7 plavolls. Just one step at a time. We ' rebuilding to do. We w ill be losing thi: i ni) 01 thi: si ason. You can only hope that the will he verv competitive next year Scott I raser (three time All- not AC i II i \ inc. what you players you put on t he field are going hut it is doubtful that we will be as Canadian). Paul Schol/(thrcc tunc THOUGHT YOU COU 1.1)7 to play to the best of their ability. strong as this war. All-Canadian). Alex Karakkokinos I am very disappointed ol course, How canyon know in adv ancc w ho All in all n was ;i successful season ( All-Ontario) and Al I ournier (All- we have a team that could have been is going to have a good game and for the I law ks and they should be Ontario). I hese are some verv the Ontario champs. I 'nlortunatcly w ho is going to have a bad one. I've proud ol the vvav thev performed talented players that we are losing we only played with fire in our been second guessing whether or not and the level of sportsmanship that and it is going to make bellies when we were behind 2-1 in I should have chosen Scott ITaser to a difference. thev displayed. I'd also like to say that we will also the second half of the final. If we lake the penalty shot, but in the last Sidelines: The team would like to lose Mark Van Dongcn. Mark has had played in the first hall the way couple of years Scott has never thank the most loyal of their been the model ol a team player anil that we had played in the second it missed one. 1 feel sorrv for Scott, lie supporters: Skeeter. I aye. Schicla. I have the utmost respect for him. would not have been close. We had is respectfully the best player on our ol and Mike. 16 The Cord Weekly, Thursday. November 18, 1982

Hawk Watching Hockey Basketball Women's Varsity by Kevin Reilly by Chuck Kirkham by E. Stokes The Hockey Hawks won two of began their assualt. Thev scored 4 The Golden Hawk basketball whenever we play Brock, they play The women's varsity volley^!? their three games this past week to goals to give them the 6 to 2 lead. By team last weekend participated in fantastic" moaned Coulthard. earn was act.ve this to weekendSn move into 3rd place in the OUAA the third period, the Laurentian the Guelph Tip-Off Tournament. Leading scorers for the Hawks Windsor, three games to Although the or* standings. The team has been team had recovered enough to keep The Hawks came away with a 1-3 were again the duo of Piazzo and girls were conshentlv constantly refining their play and the Hawks from building any more record. They defeated University of Forden with fourteen and ten points the first team to reach 9 points Team thev are starting to look like the first of a lead. New Brunswick 86-73. The losses respectively. Captian Leon were unable to sustain the Arsende with driveIon! place contenders they should be. Saturday was the first time back were to York and Brock. The York put in a strong game enough to win. falling short home for the Hawks this nine points and led the tam in capabilities, coach oftheJ They have settled down and started to ice score was 80-61 and Brock 81-56. Cookie L,arll playing good hockey. The cheap season. Both teams seemed as it they Although the scores for the most rebounding with six. felt the team beat Losing the themselves penalties have been replaced by hard were not ready to play and the part were not in the Hawks favour first game 15-8 their hitting and a good overall team hockey was not very enjoyable. coach Chris Coulthard felt that the This loss, on top of their previous play improved in the second'game loss pitted the Hawks against the (15-11, Windsor), attitude. The Hawks had the opportunity team had still improved over their and continued to do In Guelph on Wednesday night, to plav some of their second team. A play from the week before. University of New Brunswick for the so in the third (15-8, Laurier) sixth and seventh place. We finished However, the slow start that they had in the notable addition to the defense was The team's first match was against they appeared to fall apart sixth. Piazza finished strongly in the first period left them looking rather big Rav Kremer. He played a lair the York Yeomen who the Hawks off fourth game, losing the match llat and one goal behind. They came game and threw some good solid had narrowly lost to the week with twenty one points while Forden (15-6, Windsor). and Doug Aitchison each had Hopeful that out living for the second period and body-checks. Another player who is before in Laurier'sown tournament. their play ln displayed their good ability to play starting to draw some attention is The Yeomen controlled this game eighteen. Windsor will have been a valuable The Hawks may not have placed learning experience, two-way hockey. The lone goal of Craig Halliday. Paired with Rob from begining to end and showed they meet well in the but thev are still Guelph this the period by Dan Speck gave Whistle. Craig is playing excellent why they are ranked very highly in tourney a Thursday in their only Laurier the motivation they needed defensive hockey. He remembers to Canadian University ball. young, building team that is aiming home game before the Christmas going into the third period. After clear the opposition out of the front Top shooters for the Hawks were to do well in the season, not the break. going ahead on Speck's second goal, of the net so that our goalies can see point guard Steve Forden with exhibition games and tournaments. The women's squash team coached by the Hawks played excellent what's happening. The entire sixteen points and sharp shooter Dana Castle, will be at defensive hockey. Guelph tied the defensive squad has made life Enzo Piazza with thirteen. Coulthard substituted freely York this Friday and Saturday. throughout the game in an attempt game at two and it remained that difficult for any forward who They will be represented by to some valuable way until Greg Mills scored with less ventures into their area. All of the The first round loss put the give everyone returning player I.eah McLachlan, playing experience. Some of the than two minutes to play to give dclencemcn are capable of laying on Hawks in to the consolation side of as well as three other members. teams they were lip against Laurier the victory. some punishing hits. the tounament while the Yeomen The women's badminton team the final game. York lost meanwhile were playing with their in The Laurentian Voyages arrived Another highlight of this year's went onto will play Guelph this Saturday at top guns all game long. Friday for their weekend series team so far has been the play of the the championship in overtime to the 10:00 a.m. They are coached by against the Hawks. The two name goalies. Terry Thompson is playing host Guelph Gryphons. 80-75. Wendy Drummond, a W.L.U. series was split with Laurier winning with the same excellence that earned Ihe Hawks plav again this student. The second round saw the Hawks Friday night in the Barn (6-2) and him his first all-star team weekend in another tournament. Also beginning their regular against the top team in O.U.A.A. the Hawks at the nomination last year. He has so far The Naismith. This is the fifteenth season is the W.L.U. Women'sswim Laurentian beating West play last year, the Brock And. on Saturday. (4-3) The first played very well between the post for year of the tounament and it is set up team. Coached by Laurier student, Badgers. The Badgers were upset in the period of Fridays game had the Laurier. same way as the Guelph loin nev. Frazier Campbell, a former member their first game by Laurentian. Laurier Hawks dominating all aspects but Steve Bienkowski. a rookie from opens the tournament 3:00 of the Region of Waterloo Swim being held to only two goals by the Kitchener Rangers organization, Iridav afternoon against the club, the 6 member team will travel As is the case in most Brock- University of Winnipeg. to McMaster on e \ c e 11 en t net m in d in g for has played consistent hockey so lar the 27th of Laurentian. in the second period, this year, but he needs to see more Laurier games, the Badgers could November to participate in an be the pressure proved too much for the action in order to reach his not stopped. Come out and support the team. invitational tournament. The girls Laurentian team and the Hawks potential. I ickcts will be available at the are wished the best of luck as they "1 do not know why it is but door, mavbe! open their demanding season.

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Marbles and panic I'll talk about an assortment of things in today's ground. 1. The UCLA basketball team ofthe Championship. Name the How 'bout that Vanier Cup? This game is probably remembered by early seventies set the collegiate town that they were both from. most of as the College Bowl. There was some sort ofhassle and t he- record for the most consecutive you loss of a sponsor, and bingo it was the Vanier Cup. Actually, the wins. What is the record and what previous winners of the Bowl were fighting for the Vanier Cup, which team ended it? was the Silverware associated with the victory. Look for the is the reigning North How do you rate? 7. Who University of British Columbia Thunderbirds to drop one on tile- Soccer League American Western Mustangs. ÜBC complete number on in 2. Two prominent and still active did a SFX last week Champion? 10 - athletes married playmates from Trade wives with Charlie- the Atlantic bowl while the 'Stangs were only able to squeeze by Si miner Playboy. Name these two Concordia. Concordia really gave the game awav and the Mustangs unfortunate souls. were there to urab the handout. Should be a eood game. Do not stavat 7-9 - Trade jobs with Chuck home and watch the game on the tube. Come down to Varsity 8. The Kirkham Stadium and watch it live, dead, inebriated, or any other way tnat you Essay question: Why does the Toronto Blue Jays recently 3. feel comfortable. stink? Please keep your traded Alvis Woods, lie was an CFL - 4-6 Trade teeth with Bobby Clarke How 'bout that Pat Marsden? For those not lucky enough to know under 10,000 words. The original Jay who failed to live up to answers this sports announcer, 1 will explain. Patrick is the sports director at be mailed to Jake his potential. What feat did Alvis essays will - accomplish on April 7, 1977. 1-3 Trade jumpsuits with Toller CFTO in Toronto. He looks a lot like that real swell guy on the local Gaudaur. Cranston CTV station Wayne Covman. To envision Pat just remove the glasses from Wayne. The Dynamic Duo of CTV sports. Anyhow, Pat does 0 - Trade wives with Weeb F.wbank not like university studens who get drunk at football gamesand then 4. The Montreal Expos traded Ken 9. Who was the last Maple Leaf proceed to make fools of themselves. He dos not like how loud they Singleton to the Orioles in one of a goaltender not to wear a mask? are. he does not like how vulger they are and probably does not like the Horrendous series of trades. Who length of their hats either. He claims that ves, he has drank and ves he was sent to the Expos, but appeared has been known to swear but never, I mean never, like it was two only briefly with them? 10. Name the horse who won the weeks ago at Varsity Stadium when York and Toronto battled it out. first two legs of the Triple Crown Answers in Imagine that, people actually being rowdy at a football game. This is 5. Franco Harris was a blocking and lost the third race after stepping all coming from the same man who in years past has condemned being quiet back in college. Name the runner on a grooming pin just prior to the Scoreboard Maple Leaf and Blue Jay fans for too and conservative. that he blocked for. race. iHow 'bout that domed stadium in Vancouver?' Talk about your rampant inflation. How 'bout that Dick "where is my hat" Beddoes? Ahh. poor Richard. It seems that this guv has a hard time keeping track of his to university' "THE HAWKER SQUAWKERS" The most complete stock of hats. Whenever he wears one of these classical fedoras a /Mjfjrm/** ~ A event, someo-ne it) lilt It longago W.L.U. SPIRIT BAND professional, theatrical sporting manages it. was not too that a Lauricr student stole one of these fair hair in an obvious and party makeup supplies coverings & communist plot to undermine Dick's roots. going the MEETING PRACTICE: Fridav and accessories Western Ontario I'm on line here. in Anyone who bring certified Nov. 19, 1982 at 2:30 can me a CSA approved Beddoes Beanie stolen while on television will receive free, nocharge. two drinks of his Clown white and & Meet in the Music department assorted colors, washable colored hair sprays pates choice, an autographed Buffalo Chips column, and here's the Wig sales & rentals, Blood Capsules, & lounge. special effects scars biggv...twenty five bucks in cold hard cash. I want a hat! What's a Crepe hair, latex, ETC. sports editor without a" hat? Oh don't \\orr\ Dick. I'll give the lu.il NEW MEMBERS WELCOME! back. It is something that just has to be done. Reg. 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Murray , , sometimes do not realize, as a fan, quite simple, "We have fun doing ice Wednesday before a ol" ,ls led their .cam last week's Cord'.' Some ol you ma\ what some people have to go it." Sure the Dallas Cowboy crowded Waterloo Arena. The ovel a somewhat disgruntled /' have found this rear view pyramid through to obtain any Cheerleader stereotype is hard to Powerhouse club of Bi/ 7 took on Bi/ sense of Summers recorded , the Biz 5 in his Sccon pose to be amusing. Others, accomplishment and contribute to a compete with, but so is the great "Virgins" what was a shut out ol the season, much to th, including the cheerleaders cause appreciated by all. football player-cheerleader myth. scrappy penalty filled exhibition. disagreement ol Biz 6. Biz 6h id themselves, were offended by it. It These girls have to raise or What is not hard to take is the sights Nevertheless aside from flaring " money, g a ! disallowed in thedyingminu,,; therefore seemed appropriate that pay for their own uniforms, as well, and sound ofreturning cheers, or the tempers, both teams displayed a ol the game. Alter conlcrri n .u the Buffalo Chips reporting team they have to find their own way aura of enthusiasm generated only degree of hockey talent, realizable vuh to the Zanmhoni driver the interview a couple of the sports They did through sincere only in the THL. When it was over reiv' events. however onlookers. ruled that the puck had cheerleaders at a time when their receive gas money for I.auner\ lasi Keeping in line with our past Doug Miller had produced his first crossed the goal line. n^r purpose and integrity as varsity game in Windsor. comments on school spirit, we regret hat trick of the season and Biz 7 had The final game of the evening athletes may require a degree of With this in mind they to reserve judgement on whether or downed the "Virgins", 5-1. Fennel saw informed defeat Biz 4. 5-2. Biz 8 was y clarification. us that building pyramids and not last weeks picture was in bad and McFarlan added the other goals bv Steve l.evmc and Van Dewirk The results of the interview were performing cartwheels was a tactic taste, but rather focus our attention for 7 while Mowbray was the lone 2 with goals each. Cove supplied not quite what we had originally used to initiate fan participation on the G-Girls themselves. "Virgin" to score. ,1,, and insurance goal for the X expected. First of all they expressed that they feel differentlyabout doing Their job is extremely difficult On Sunday many women took squad Although letting in five goals Brook disgust at the way the picture was the splits "on command" or when considering the sometime advantage ofLadies night where the Cole pla\cd one hell of a game lor run with the "sarcastic" comment cartwheeling in the same manner. lethargic environment in which they ratio in the stands was seven women Biz 4. Osske and Murrav\(Hintcd beneath it. They do not mind such a The message seemed pretty clear- work, yet their motivation never for every man. Such statistics the goals lor the 4's in a losing cause comment when accompanied with thev want respect. seems to die. They have promised us a normal picture but together they At the risk of sounding like an new tactics for B-Ball games, geared thought this to be in bad taste. aging 1 ittle Bits column, there really towards increasing fan support. By why, though? It became is a valid point to be made here. Make no mistake we like pretty apparent to us that these girls look What is fun to some is not to others. girls and nice legs as much as any Basketball upon their roles as cheerleaders in a Offence has been taken. These girls normal guy at Laurier, but as fans different light than we had originally seriously work hard to develop we have the ability to see past this envisioned. As women who have Laurier spirit. It should be noticed and appreciate them a little Sponsorship devoted hours and hours of time and that considerable time and effort differently. practice (much like any other varsity goes into producing their final But how about a male by David athlete) these individuals have product. The only difference cheerleading squad, just to make the White worked hard at attempting to ignite between the G-Girls and any other G-Girls practises more enjoyable? Did the switch of sponsorship went out and hustled for" is strigtly a flourish of devoted excitement into varsity sport is that they are virtually Capping off Buffalo Chips, and fan from Carling O'Keefe to Labatt's on the basis that the team uses Nu- affect the basketball program at Balancc products the often scattered Laurier fans and incapable of performing without fan support, I'm Brett Roberts and I'm only. The lea m k would appreciate being taken assistance. Matt Torigian. Laurier? in effect a representative of the to coach seriously. What is even more important is According Coulthard, it company. not. The What is more important is that that as time goes on everyone (the (Nest week ire will be probing into the did only tangible effect In concluding, Coulthard has the their singular task is that of fans) becomes a member of this sex lives ofLaurier's varsity athletes.) being loss of the Carling O'Keefe claimed that he has no complaints player of the game awards, a loss about the funding from the Athletic on which Coulthard places little Department. Coulthard sited the significance. fact that the basketball team will In terms of financial aid it was have played four tournaments in the decided by Coach David Knight, month of November, as being after consultation with Coulthard, evidence that there is no problem that the change of sponsorship with the funding of his tfcam. The would have neglibible effect on the fact that the team was invited lo basketball program at Laurier. tournaments in Winnepeg and The basketball team is now Acadia but declined to go, was due sponsored by Nu-Balance, a local to league committments forthemos! shoe company, this sponsorship, part, with the cost oftravelling being which Coulthard claims "we just a somewhat less significant cause.

Sociology Club Career Night

What can you do with a B.A. in Sociology? Speakers from:

Social Work - W.L.U. Graduate Studies Office - W.L.U. Career Placement Services - W.L.U. Kitchener Community Services

Time - Tuesday Nov. 23 4-8 p.m.

Place - Paul Martin Centre

Meet Your Professors Discuss Your Goals and Ambitions Refreshments will be served Everyone is welcome!

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