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Vol. 27 No. Z 's Student New v) ic e^ November 3, 1994 i^ \».0'< .M^itf Aubin resigns post

SAC executive assistant gives up position to save academic standing

NADA KRIZMANCIC lem with signing the cheque for the computer", St. Aubin still Staff Writer received the $7,486.22 comput- er, which wasn't approved by the The Student Association CSA. Council (SAC) executive assis- According to Rick Bendera, tant gave his notice of resignation CSA member and dean of stu- at a SAC meeting last dent life, the contract for the Wednesday. computer has since been Daniel St.Aubin will officially brought to the CSA meetings for eave his SAC position as of approval, but Bendera said there Nov. 11, leaving room for anoth- is a chance that it might not be er applicant to take over. accepted. In a letter he read at the meet- In an interview following St. ing, St. Aubin cites his main rea- r- Aubin's announcement of resig- son for leaving as having-no time nation, D'Avoho expf^'§SedTa?P'^ for hi6 classes. ness in St. Aubin's departure. "In the last two months,, my "I'm losing an invaluable team full-time studies at York member who brought an energy University have suffered due to a to this council which I haven't lack of time available for studying seen since I've been here. A per- and completing assignments," son who slept on the SAC said St. Aubin. "Therefore, I couches and who didn't see his regret to inform you that I must kids for two months." hand in my resignation." "A person who understood Within the last two months St. what commitment was, and now Aubin's actions as an employee it's time for him to move on. I of SAC have come under scruti- support his move, but I'm very ny. saddened to let him go. St. Aubin was first hired under D'Avolio also said SAC will be contract by SAC President Nino hiring another executive assistant D'Avolio and Vice-President and the position will be posted. Mark Berardo, to co-ordinate the The duties included in this HuiBbH' Hm^ mwi's MMSewr ttnii has wmlfn the tXS^ #eW^iMM^.il^Mtk1M »m student handbook. paid-position are, "co-ordinating story on page 2«. PHOtC) ay TANIA EVANGELISTA The first contract,which was approved by the Council of fundraisers, projects, and he (or Student Affairs (CSA), gave St. she) will be helping other execu- Aubin $400 for working 25 tives in here with correspon- hours a week. dence and work of that nature," St.Aubin wrote a letter to said D'Avolio. Rez kicks out student D'Avolio explaining,"! was unwilling to con tin ue under this contract Student loses room after police find BB gun because the money was not compensation for the number of hours

Elgendi said he bought the it. LISACARTWRIGHT worked. I asked you at Staff Writer BB gun from his 10-year-old "I don't think the police that time that if 1 were

nephew. would confiscate a toy," said to continue, 1 am asking called. Maharaj. for a net of a $7,500 An appeal by a student in The police were Elgendi has since They searched his room and retrieved the gun. for a Macintosh 540( residence after a BB gun was notebook computer confiscated the gun. there are seized from iiis room, inas While mixed You stated that if I He was told he had to reactions from the residents been denied. raised $40,000, and move out of residence by 3 of R5, Erin Hamilton, the "(The decision for him to SAC shows a $5,000 residence p.m., Oct. 25. He was put in residence business manager, be) removed from profit (for which they've a hotel room for two nights said they have to think about has been upheld," said Rick budgeted) for the hand- while he appealed the deci- all the students. Bendera, director of Student book after the cost of sion. "We have to represent all life. the computer, 1 could Elgendi reference to the students and the inter- Ahmed Elgendi, was made have the computer." the ests kicked out of residence after gun beinga toy, but of everybody," said Although Chris Derek Maharaj, the manager Hamilton. someone saw him on the Goiy, vice-president of Daniel St. Aubin resigned his position of Faculty services, said the Elgendi wasn't available elevator with what they finance "had a prob- l>ecause of grades. gun had a serial number on for comment. thought was a rifle. lem with signing the PHOTO BY PAUL RICHES

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ANDREW PALAMARCHUK out becau*!^ es from hospi- not working and most definitely, they needed a RAQUEL M. SCOTT talslis f^jEpi^'^Ji^j «t^he^he will not work," Mrs. Adusei said Staff Writers square phoit#jf »

Times are tough^ there is only one solution

who are perceptive students of political Nino D'AvoIio: AIEEEEEEEEE!!! the Pipe is wont to offer.

science might know what I'm getting at. RicIc Bendera: Nino . . . hey! Down Hospitality students could do their part If we really want to straighten out the Nino! What are you doing? Stop kissing by mixing and serving drinks, and if any ...LIKE IT IS college's finances, we ought to follow the my ankles this instant! of our patrons keeled over from the lead of the provincial NDP, which decided Nino D'AvoIio: Sorry. excitement of hitting the jackpot — or — since times are tough, programs have food poisoning — Ambulance and

to be cut, salaries kept at bay and those Needless to say, it would be a real Emergency Care students could pitch in darn expense accounts must be main- coming together of the college communi- by performing CPR and rushing them to RALPH TASGAL tained —there is only one truly responsi- ty. the hospital. ble thing for an idealistic socialist govern- It is often said Humber College is a Students in the Nursing program would Columnist ment to do: get into the gambling busi- great untapped resource. By getting this be able to aid in their convalescence, and

ness. gambling thing going, we would provide a if, perchance, things didn't go so well, the

The bad news keeps on coming... And as Humber is already a crown cor- forum for the convergence of the many Funeral Services students could, well . . . Tuition could double by 1997, grants poration (like the Ontario Lottery diversely talented members of this institu- you know what I mean. to students have already been eliminated Commission, for example) we might not tion, each of whom could contribute to The college administration, drawing on — loans are all that are left, with fewer even have to secure permission from the betterment of our school in a mean- its vast experience in the field of direct

jobs out there to pay them back; college Ontario's head bookie, Premier Bob Rae, ingful way. And it would be a learning marketing, and being in possession of the salaries have been frozen or raised by two to start our own casino. experience. mailing address of every employee and

per cent, fewer resources, more students; It would surely generate lots of extra student at Humber, could contribute to all the while, we are prodded by the revenue for the college and, after Everyone can help out the effort by sending out letters to let us sobering, hard-driving ethos of public Humber's upper-level cadre of administra- know of an OPPORTUNITY to make education in the 90s: Do more with less. tors buy all new fumiture for their offices Case in point, the Public Relations stu- some money and help out the college at It's enough to make one really fret over and have their "discretionary accounts" dents, already strategically deployed the same time by coming on down to the the future of an affordable, rigorous col- sufficiently padded, we could use some of throughout the hallways of the college, casino to play a few games of craps. lege education. It is quite a CHALLENGE the money to give teachers a raise, lower could play an integral role in devising a Maybe Vice President Rod Rork could

(read: fiasco) we are facing. tuition a bit, or even, I know this is radical dynamic plan for moving towards alterna- take care of it. But isn't there any hope, I wonder? — buy some books for the library. tive delivery methodologies, demonstrat- All this, of course, would be right up Isn't there something we could do to alle- Think of the other benefits that would ing Total Quality Management in order to the alley of SAC North. The ever cost- viate the strain, the suffering — something accrue to the college by putting in some facilitate the acquisition of an internal and effective Executive Assistant Daniel St. perhaps bold and sexy — something slots machines, a few card tables, maybe external customer base, thereby capitaliz- Aubin, of student handbook and laptop

more . . . FUN? a lottery, such as it would give the admin- ing on fee-for-service-revenues, all the computer fame, could mastermind all istration and SAC the opportunity to while ensuring there are strategic value- REVENUE GENERATING processes. I'm make nice with each other by collaborat- added advantages. And they could sell sure he wouldn't charge us any more than Time for some fresh thinking ing on a mutually beneficial project. lottery tickets. about $20,000 a month to contract him, The people who run the Pipe could which would be a real bargain actually, In today's economic climate, one must Ricic Bendera: So Nino, we need your cater a lavish all-you-can-eat Las Vegas- considering he would probably work enterprising innovative capable be and — co-operation in setting up some gaming style buffet just outside the casino, so that about 175 hours a week, and in the end, of lateral thinking, and above all, open to tables in the Student Centre. We'll need a even those people who are not big on we could negotiate a shrewd deal in few girls change. dressed in feathers serving drinks gambling might still be enticed to stop by which we pay him with a 1995 Nissan there in Those of you out Humberland over there — and indulge in some of the fine delicacies convertible instead. " " "

Nov. 3, 1994 Humber Et Cetera New's Drunk drivers beware

New program encourages citizens to target impaired drivers RENEE DESJARDINS are distributed to small business and posted in very Staff Writer visible areas. "We want to deter the impaired driver before he

Citizens of Toronto have a new weapon in the gets impaired," said Kealy. 'When he's going out to battle against drinking and driving — and the bar we want (the drunk driver) to see the posters and realize it's not just it is only a phone call away. Operation Lookout was the police out there. introduced to the public on According to 1991 ADD October 5. The program statistics one person

is a high publicity cam- every 17 minutes is paign which targets OPERATION charged with the hard core drunk impaired driving. driver. Kealy said the sta- Anyone can use LOOKOUT tistics show the system. If peo- impaired driving Potential students have a look at what Humber has to offer ple spot a drunk offences have bot.- at a college fair held at Lakeshore campus. driver they dial tomed out and over PHOTO BY EVA STEFOU either 324- Christmas last year RIDE(7433) or cellu- the number of drunk lar phone number drivers rose. *RIDE(7433) to report Opposition to the College fair displays OPERATION LOOKOUT IS A REGISTERED the problem. They are program has been focused TRADEMARK OF AGAINST DRUNK DRIVING. (ADD) asked for a description of the on the idea of Big Brother watching overhead, similar to the car and driver, the direction it is number's goods criticism of travelling and where it was spotted. photo-radar. Kealy said Operation Lookout was started, because of bud- the program focuses and targets only drunk dri- Glass, a high school student. get cutbacks and shortages of police officers in vers. EVA STEFOU Staff Writer "The books(brochures) are Metro. Much of the program's cost is picked up by Kealy said he would like to see Operation going to help(decide)," said high corporate sponsors such as Bell Mobility, 680 News Lookout work hand in hand with the RIDE pro- Humber Lakeshore hosted school student, Terri Ritchie and The Toronto Sun. gram. a college fair, last week. High school students from The program is not a new idea, Crime Stoppers the city of Etobicoke, York ,and How to spot a drunk driver "It's a pretty good turn also uses people's help to solve crime in the com- out," said Heather Howe, a the Metropolitan Separate • Driving really fast, slow or inconsistently munity. Constable Devon Kealy said the only dif- Liaison Officer at the North School were either bused or • Tailgating, and lane changing frequently ference between the programs was that Operation Campus, who organized the came to the fair by themselves. • Swerving walked around Lookout goes into action immediately. event. Students looking at the booths and talking "We're not like Pizza Pizza and guarantee deliv- • Ignoring traffic signals and signs Seventeen of the twenty-five colleges to the representatives. ery in under 30 minutes," said Constable Kealy. • Approaching or leaving intersections too Ontahb community were present with booths and "It's pretty useful to find out "The only thing that we guarantee is if an officer is slow or too fast brochures. what college to go to," said available that we can respond. • Driving with no lights at night The representatives from the Glass. The Operation Lookout program was first intro- • Not dimming light at oncoming traffic various colleges answered ques- At the door, students were duced in Peel Region 18 months ago. The program given evaluations to fill out. • Grinding or driving in a low gear . tions and informed students on was introduced to them by Against Drunk Driving Howe, sent letters in July to • Having windows open in very cold weather the programs that their schools different who developed the idea. The program focuses on offer. The fair also gave students representatives of the pro-action rather than reaction to problems. Flyers a chance to narrow down what colleges. colleges they will want to apply "I sent out posters, and

to. mailed letters to guidance coun- said Rez cafeteria another greasy spoon? "It (the fair) helped to narrow sellors(of high schools)," down what college to go to by Howe. is Meal repetition forcing students to become Lounge lizards talking to the representatives," Chris Glass said, "Kids want said Chris to know what college or univer-

Mary Ann Hinchliffe agrees. , trated with the residence cafete- ANDREA L. RUSSELL sity to go to. Staff Writer "Students eat at the residence ria, Ross said. for breakfast, lunch and dinner Hinchliffe said that much of CORRECTION most days. provides the for Students who live in residence The Lounge preparation work both In last week's issue of Humber Et Cetera ,in the story "Weapon at Humber are learning that there them with a bit of a change," places is the same but the resi- seized in Rez, " Ahmed Elgendi's name was spelled incorrectly. is an alternative to the routine Hinchliffe said. dence does its own salad bar, In the story, "Campus radio station to remain internal," the radio residence cafeteria food. Another complaint students along with other things. station was reiened to as CKHC 97.1, it is, in fact, 91.7 FM. Students are disappointed have about the food at the resi- 'It's all under food services," Humber Et Cetera regrets these errors and apoligizes for any embarrassment they may have caused. with the food being served in the dence is that most of it has a high she said. residence cafeteria. The limited calorie content. It's not uncom- In fact, the food which is being meal selections along with the mon for students to gain 15 served in The Lounge one night plastic plates and cutlery have pounds or more during the will probably be the menu in the encouraged students to look for school year. residence the next night. alternative dining areas, which Many complaints about the [P(B1}S9 'The food is really in still accept meal plan cards. food the residence have sur- The Staff Lounge at Humber greasy. People are faced this year but Hinchliffe says is place to which more and there are people working on the the gaining weight..." more students are turning at sup- complaints. per hour. -Julie Ross "Everyone in food services is Angela Armstrong, 20, is a Residence diner concerned if students aren't second-year Legal Assistant stu- happy- after all, they've paid so dent who lives in residence. She "The food is really greasy. much money," Hinchliffe said.

said The Lounge is the preferable People are gaining weight Meal plans at the residence place to eat for many reasons. because they are less active living are mandatory. They range any- "1 think most people would in residence," said 19-year-old where from $1400 to over prefer to eat in The Lounge Julie Ross, a Funeral Services $2600 for two semesters. student. because of the environment, the "The residence needs some- utensils and the dishes," The repetition of some foods body to set standards and Armstrong said. such as pasta almost every day is ensure the standards are kept Humber Catering Manager, another reason students are frus- up, " Hinchliffe added. W

im Number Et Cetera Nov. 3, 1994

\ News .MiXTt-fH^y ^.iA^'^iie. Going the distance for the United Way Humber students take on the CN Tower challenge

myself. For a number of years I came with a group said EDNA WILLiSTON from Labatt's and now I do it on my own," Staff Writer Vaughn Enevoldsen, a seven-year veteran of the climb. was provided by Tim number's Public Relations students were climb- Breakfast for participants Donuts, and the Canadian Imperial Bank ing to the top on Sunday. Horton donated the t-shirts worn by the var- Part of the United Way campaign fund raising of Commerce included the CN Tower climb and Humber was ious groups registered. perfect day to take in the sights from the well represented. It was a tower and all participants had to do was The climb, one of the largest events planned by top of the the 1,760 steps to take advantage of the the PR students during the week-long campaign, complete was considered a great success by event coordina- view. everyone finished (the climb), but they tor Jennifer Nicol. "Not "Over iOO students registered to participate in were having fun trying," said Keliar. youngest climbers of the day was the climb, making Humber one of the largest One of the Watson. Her first trip up groups," said Nicol. "I've been working on the 11 -month-old, Shoshana Auctioneer Date Neville kept the bidding jgoirm at JJQ's mother's womb at five months event since day one and I'm thrilled with the the tower was in her Thursday night as part of the United Way campaign. into the pregnancy. Kevin and Cindy, Shoshana's results. It was a big success just for the money PHOTO BY ROANNE ARBOLY encourage their daughter to make raised." parents plan to Kevin said, "I hope in the With funds raised by Humber from the climb the climb annually, but years she will be able to do more of the estimated at $10,000, it was also one of the biggest next few Charity auction falls fundraising events of the campaign run by the PR climbing on her own." The family completed the trek in 29 minutes. students. { said Cindy Watson. More than 2,200 people from all walks of life "Now that's team effort," short of expectations the event, participated in the climb during two-day and while complaints of aching calves were com- ROANNE ARBOLY Some of the items were mon, many people admitted a feeling of great per- donated by Humber, Roots, sonal accomplishment. Most said they'd be willing Staff Writer Molson, the Maple Leafs and to do it again. the Price Club "Thank God it's for a worthy cause," said PR Good deals and great items Q107's Rory O'Shea also student Chris Taylor, who finished the climb in 18 were up for bids last Thursday minutes and was relieved to see the top. made a brief appearance at the at Humber College's United During the United Way campaign, 70 employ- auction. The auction was Way Auction at JJQ's on Hwy.. ees from the various corporations are loaned to the broadcast by CF"NY. 27. United Way for up to three and a half months. The majority of people The Public Relations They assist the organization full time with its fund attending were from Humber. Students, who take care of the raising planning and activities. Student United pat the #0 $ "This is the "Sweet 16th" year for the Tower and cust6rr\ers also leader of Way Campaign, set "...we could climb," said Eva Keliar, a team and one participated in the the employees. this year's goal for 70 have had bidding on the auc- "There are a large number of companies the charity auction tioned items. involved with the United Way campaign. We are at $4,000, but fell a more known as loan reps," said Keliar. "To offset costs bit short raising Professional participation" we work with the United Way to help with all over auctioneer Dale $3,000 aspects of fundraising." ^^^*"^ ^^^ted the Althbugh the PR SimOtie EdWardS Keliar commented on Humber's visibility with s.uden.s djdn. the large group they had registered. p^^MfK DirSCtOr Zl:fbidding 'ting reach their goal, "It is impressive, with 103 people registered they throughout. one of the event co- are one of the biggest, if not the biggest group to Publicity Director the ordinators, Amy Hughes, said of PR participate," said Keliar. program, Simone said the auction was pretty success- Edwards, A total of $1 million has been raised in the 16 that more participation from the years this event has been taking place. ful and got a lot of support from Humber community could have This year's goal for the two days was $200,000 PR students Shannon Davidson, Irene Prsa Humber. All the items in the optimistic about reaching Tina Carty reached for the top and made made this year's goal attainable. and organizers were very and auction were sold. this objective. it on Sunday's climb. Davidson organizes "In order to reach our goal, Last year, the auction raised Not all ^climbers were part of a group and there Humber's United Way events. we could have had more partic- $8,000. were many repeat climbers. "This year I came by PHOTO BY EDNA WILLISTON ipation," said Edwards. Some things up for bid in the "But those did partici- auction were a leather coat, who pate showed their support for sweatshirts, autographed hock- United Way and everyone PUT YOUR EDUCATION TO WORK! ey sticks, packages that includ- involved their ed theatre tickets, trips to did best to donate to the campaign." Montreal, and dinner for two. Environmental Control

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Cetera Nov. 3, 1994 Number Et ._m News Htiinber students raise their voices for charity M' Karaoke night reaps rewards for PR students and United Way

KEN COLLISON Donations for popcorn were Staff Writer accepted, and hot dogs provided by Oscar Meyer were being sold The $1,000 goal wasn't met for $1.50, with proceeds going for the United Way, but every- to the United Way. one had fun trying during Caps also donated t-shirts, Karaoke night last Wednesday. and a pool cue for the pool tour- The Public Relations students nament charging a $2 entry fee, organized the event, raising which also went to the United approximately $756 for charity. Way. Krazy Karaoke hosted the Karaoke night was held two event, offering the equipment at years ago, but was not as big a half price. success as this year's primarily They also provided the grand because many did not know prize in the Karaoke contest about it. which was a duffel bag, filled Tom Browne, the faculty with hats, t-shirts CDs and other advisor for fund raising said, "By prizes. Shannon McKinley, a and large (the students) are first-year P.R. student, won first doing well ... they're smart, so place. they learn from mistakes (made Second-year Public Relations from the past) and think on their student Simone Edwards, an feet." organizer and the publicity direc- This year's event was a tor of the P.R. course said, "Our greater success because of the main goal is the chance for peo- posters, and the Karaoke A star is born. Humber students belted out the tunes at Caps last Wednesday to raise funds ple to for have a good time a machine was set up in the con- for tlie United Way. good cause." course during the day. PHOTO BY KEN COLLISON The tickets were $4 each. Black tie affair great success for number's PR campaign

EDNA WILLISTON "The idea of the Charity Ball bags (filled with various items), Staff Writer was to have fun, as well as to and the one month use of raise money and we accom- Humber President Robert that." space. It was a fairytale evei^ing plished Gordon's parking Cinderella would have enjoyed Hardeman estimated that the "The point of doing this is to communicate with as she danced the night away event raised approximately learn how to negotiate," said with Prince Charming. $500. people, how to The evening began with a Barbara Temmet, a second-year Billed as "The Charity Ball", cocktail hour, and was followed PR student and one of the orga- it took place Friday, Oct. 29 at by a dinner and dance. nizers of the event. The Crystal Palace, in Throughout the evening a "It was exciting," said Etobicoke and well over 100 Doris Tallon (right) shows Edna Williston the benefits of office, silent auction was held with a Temmet "It was the first time I Humber students in formal with her newly acquired pariting spot, photo BY ROB CAMPBELL wide variety of items available really had to do something like attire enjoyed the festivities. to the highest bidder. this. It was a real learning expe- The black tie event was orga- " Among the items up for sale rience. nized by number's Public student buys prestige was a pair of signed ballet slip- Both Hardeman and Relations students as part of pers donated by Margaret Temmet credited the success of their United Way campaign. Ullman, a principal dancer with the Ball to the co-operation of "It seems the ball a great at silent auction was the National Ballet of Canada. all 10 PR students involved.

success," said Laura Hardeman, Other items included a print "It was a team effort and wc ROB CAMPBELL The silent auction was part of a second-year PR student and by Jack Jelilian, a musical all worked hard," said Staff Writer the Public Relations annual Charity Ball to benefit the chair of the event. carousel, bath products, sports Hardeman.

Going. Going. Sold. United Way fundraising cam- That was the sound of the paign. charity auctioneer closing the Auctioneer Laura Hardeman, bidding war for Humber College a second-year Public Relations President Dr. Robert Gordon's student, stopped the bidding parking space. after Richard Martins, the other Temporarily, the editor-in- runner for the prized spot, chief of the college's unnamed bowed out of the contest. Hospitality, Tourism, Recreation "There are definite advan- trade publication and also a tages of being close to the build- ing," Humber Et Cetera staff reporter, said Williston. will follow the tire tracks of Dr. "Should the weather get Robert "Squee" Gordon. nasty, the walking conditions Journalism student Edna will be much better than walking from either Williston won the right to park in of the white parking lots. Squee's spot while he is away in Williston paid for use of England for the fall semester. $31 the parcel of prime real estate "I hope this included the use of his secretaries," Williston for the month of November. privilege expires first joked, referring to Doris Tallon The the of and Heather Huber, Gordon's December, when Dr. Gordon Humber students and guests enjoyed an evening of dining and dancing, with proceeds going to the United Way. returns. . edna williston principle administrators. photo by — ) .

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there is "persistent or vexatious And the new HRP broadens use of denigrating or abusive Yes the bases for charges to be comments or action . . . which brought. Under this policy, any No has the effect of threatening, person (staff, student, faculty, or intimidating or harming an indi- visitor) can be charged for say- vidual or group ..." ing something that might offend Ralph Tasgal By codifying these values, the Gary Noseworthy another person: "... one or a is Opinion Editor college able to do two things: Guest Columnist series of vexatious comments . .

" 1 ) Weed out any teachers whose . — an off-color or ribald joke, The only thing Humber's pro- practice it is to treat others with The avowed purposes of a comment about religious prac- posed Human Rights policy disrespect. 2) Raise the stan- Humber's Human Rights tices that one finds distasteful,

restricts is the attitude that says dards and therefore the integrity Policy (HRP) are to ensure that an historical interpretation that is J.J. Hannon students are not deserving of all of the college as a whole, as a all persons are treated fairly, that not today "politically correct," Multi IVIedia the rights enjoyed by every statement to the outside world the vulnerable are safe from the use of language that is

other resident of Canada. that Humber is a place where "If professors use poor abuse, that no person is disad- "unacceptable. " an innuendo, a The only teachers at Humber every member of the community examples to illustrate vantaged or mistreated because look?, a sigh?, an "inappropri- who should be worried about has the right to learn without of biological or genetic reasons. ate" tone of voice? — the list of their points, then yes, we the policy are those who are so fear of discrimination or harass- The actions that are to be possible infractions goes on and poorly spoken, they are unable ment. proscribed by such legislation on. to communicate their thoughts Having an official policy artic- are ones that all moral people Reputations, once sullied by without resorting to trampling ulating not only what is unac- abhor: they are behaviors that the "where there's smoke, over other people's sensibilities. ceptable, but clearly outlining result from their intention to there's fire" fallout of a charge, The only students who will what is not unacceptable, will treat people wrongfully; to abuse even one that's without sub- feel short-changed by this policy actually open up the doors of them or to hurt them. And they stance, never fully recover. are those who aren't bright debate and the free flow of are behaviors that should be The inevitable result of this

enough to grasp an idea unless it ideas. banned in an enlightened, policy will be to create a "teach- is presented at someone else's Without the existence of the humanistic society. ing chill" — a climate in which expense. Human Rights policy, some However, the policy that is teachers and inquisitive students The first thing one might teachers and students might be currently being introduced at will be forced to self-censor gen- notice in reading the draft reluctant to discuss a controver- Humber goes far beyond the uine investigation out of fear of Human Rights policy is that not sial issue. But as the policy NiiiHiiliii laudable goals of reprisal. Quality policy will not once does it con- states: "Such enlightened This education can-

tain . . it not flourish in the words, . the only thing discussion, humanism — change bigots, will "zero tolerance." arguments and **t^acN||i|HiiiiiiBi comes perilously such a climate. that is not permiss- This was a delib- disagreement, tbey jaillillillllll: close to the aims not eliminate bias The purpose erate omission, when conduct- of fascism; to of education able is to discuss ti&k c<|||ii|||||||^ or stereotyping, I've been assured ed in an open, control not only should be to ini- j>i0 by Director an issue in a man- responsible and wiiiillillllilllilH^^ actions but also will not alter the tiate and facili- of Human Re- respectful man- tate change ner that is deliber- ' " ^ ^ sources, Nancy ner, do not in thoughts and attitudes of racists, (change in Hood, its speech. awareness, and ately hurtful. themselves sexists or homo- absence is indic- constitute The potential change in ideol- ative of the overall thoughtful- harassment and discrimination for abuse of this phobes. ogy, change in ness that went into the creation but are part of the search for policy far out- taste, change in of the document. truth and knowledge and the weighs the potential for promot- behavior) to promote intellectual

This is not a radical, political- development of mutual respect ing tolerance and fairness or for choice, and to produce moral ly-driven policy, but rather a and genuine tolerance." eliminating bias or bigotry. strength. No ideology, no moral- conscientiously conceived, intel- In other words, no subjects Under this policy, even ity, no belief can be intelligently

ligent response to a shift in pub- are inherently off-limits for though it contains a preamble adopted, adapted, or made

lic opinion that now has a much teachers and students — the that exempts approved class- strong if it is not tested, if it is not lower tolerance for offensive only thing that is not permissible room discussions {the faculty open to challenge.

behavior. is to discuss an issue in a man- Peter l>rozdiak must prove that the offensive This policy will not change An excerpt from the policy's ner that is deliberately hurtful. Multi Media words or ideas have specific, bigots, will not eliminate bias or definition of "The Learning This policy should once and identified, educational purposes stereotyping, will not alter the "Freedom of speach Environment," shows, for exam- for all establish for teachers — if that are listed in the course out- attitudes of racists, sexists, or ple, the concern for and consid- there were ever any vestigial must be allowed, but line), Humber will surely experi- homophobes. Only free discus- eration given to the sanctity of doubt — that they belong to a people must be aware of ence the same kind of abuses sion can do this. Students can- the classroom. Far from fostering college which stands up for that have already occurred in not be protected from bad ideas w here they should draw a stifling atmosphere, it would solid, universally-held principles, universities that have been by quarantine. Just as the the line." give teachers and students alike one of which is that this institu- forced to introduce such body's immune system is the freedom to express whatever tion encourages a vigorous dia- Draconian policies. strengthened by controlled views they have without reserva- logue on all subjects, regardless At the University of Waterioo exposure to disease, the mind's tion, without having to worry of their contentiousness. a cadre of militant lesbians used immune system — quality edu- about being charged with The policy presents no limita- the school's HRP to rob other cation — is strengthened by harassment or discrimination. tions whatsoever to a teacher students of the opportunity for a exposure to offensive ideas. "Faculty and student have the teaching, or a student learning; quality education by causing the If we don't allow people who

right to discuss and to debate the only restriction is to those at cancellation of a gay professor's hold these offensive views to culturally sensitive and contro- Humber who lack the ability to class in Gay Issues. voice them, we rob our students versial ideas and issues, relevant do either without making a vic- At the same university, failing of the opportunity to build to the curriculum, in an open tim out of someone else in the students have used the HRP to defenses against them. We rob and tolerant manner. Further- process. And we don't need try to justify their failure by them of the opportunity for a more, they are free to present them anyway. charging professors with sexism quality education. arguments, to express their Scott Crdnkright and racism. views and to dissent from the Journalism The existing HRP at Humber opinion of the majority without Ralph Tasgal is the editor of has already allowed overly sensi- "People should not have fear of reprisal. In this challenging this page. While glad to air tive, pKDlitically motivated, atten- Gary Noseworthy , a profes- environment, faculty members his views, he would have to worry constantly about tion-seeking or marginal stu- sor in the Liberal Arts and

are expected to exercise profes- preferred someone other what they're saying." dents to damage the careers of Science Division , has been sional judgment and conduct, and than him write in this space. professors whose only crime was teaching at Humber since intellectual integrity." No one else could be found. to allow unfettered debate or the beginning, 27 years ago. Achievement Awards 1994

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TO DEPARTMENT OF AMBULANCE SERVICES Construction School ofHealth Sciences AWARD, GALE DAWKINS • LEANNE MARGARET School ofArchitecture & TUMILTY MEMORIAL AWARD: BERNADETTE ASSOCIATION ARCHITECTURAL TECHNOLOGISTS OF ONTARIO ADDISON-WESLEY PUBLISHERS AWARD. JANE RUP- BOWYER. STEFANIA DEGASPERIS • TURNER AND OF • lANNI, LISA MCLACHLAN • CARRIER CANADA PERT A.E.C.E.O. AWARD OF EXCELLENCE IN HON- PORTER AWARD, ROGER LEISTRA • JOHN WYLLIE AWARD, ANTHONY OUR OF MARGARET ENGEL, FAUSTINA ASARE & JiM MEMORIAL AWARD, PHYLLIS KURINA AWARD, TIM CARLEY • CN SCHOLARSHIP FOR WOMEN, ZDENKA PIN- FADDEN • AMBULANCE & EMERGENCY CARE PRO- TIER-BOLDOCKI • COLLINS SAFETY SHOES AWARD, DOMINIC GRAM FACULTY AWARD, GALE DAWKINS • ARBOR PRESIDENT'S LETTERS DURETTE * JOHN DAVIES MEMORIAL AWARD, MICHAEL WHITE • GENE • DURET MEMORIAL AWARD, CAROL SULLIVAN • THE GLOBAL GROUP ETHICS AWARD. DONALD ARROWSMITH JAMES For Highest Academic Standing* • AWARD, STEPHEN CASCONE, MAN SHUN LUK, LISA QUINN (tie) • ARNOTT NURSING HOME AWARD, GERALDINE JOY EARLY CHILDHOOD EDUCATION: BERNADETTE BOWYER, 1st • INDUSTRIAL SAFETY EQUIPMENT AWARD, GARRY GREENHILL • EMMANUEL ATLAS MEMORIAL AWARD. AMY SO Semester, JIM FADDEN, 2nd Semester • NURSING DIPLOMA: RITA WIL- SAR- JAMES F. MCCONACHIE MEMORIAL AWARD, JAROSLAW BEDNARZ • BATESVILLE CANADA LTD. AWARD. JAMES SON, 1st Semester, SHARON GULLBERG & JUDY GREASON, 2nd GENT • QUINTE SERVICE ASSOCIA- MOLLIE MCMURRiCH AWARD, TAMARA ROZON, STEVEN CASCONE, BAY OF FUNERAL Semester (tie), ANNA JACKSON, 3rd Semester, JANINA KANIA- TION AWARD. ROGER LEISTRA • BECTON, DICKIN- MARIDEE OSOLINSKY • NELSON CANADA AWARD, KEN BYL • RICE ELWOOD, 4thSemester . ., SON CANADA INC. AWARD, CHARMAINE SCARLETTE BRYDONE LIMITED AWARD, JASMINE PRACHTER, TAMARA ROZON • • EDDIE FORTUNA STEELCASE SCHOLARSHIP FOR DESIGN EXCELLENCE, JACKY YIU, BEHAVIOURAL SCIENCES AWARD. For Highest Academic Standing in the Graduating Year* • MICHAEL ANTONIO ADDESI • 3M CANADA INC. AWARD FOR ARCHITECTURAL BIOSCIENCE AWARD. ROGER LEISTRA & AMBULANCE & EMERGENCY CARE: GALE DAWKINS. 1st Semester, • ENGINEERING, WALTER WALLACE GREER (tie) BOARD OF FUNERAL SERVICES GALE DAWKINS, 2nd Semester, REGINA MAYERHOFER, 3rdSemester, • AWARD. JOHN WOOD FRAN BRISCOE MEMORIAL DONNA PAZULLA. 4th Semester • EARLY CHILDHOOD EDUCATION > AWARD, STEPHEN HARRIS • CANADIAN ASSOCIA- SPECIAL NEEDS: ADRIANA PASSARELLI, 1st Semester, ADRIANA Horticulture/ TION OF PHARMACY TECHNICIANS AWARD, SERGIO PASSARELLI, 2nd Semester • FUNERAL SERVICE EDUCATION: School of • NIGRO CANADIAN SCHOOL OF EMBALMING MICHAEL KENNY, 1st Semester, ROGER LEISTRA, 2nd Semester • KEVIN Arboretum AWARDS, KEVIN YOUNG. JOHN EARLE, YOUNG HEALTH CARE AIDE: PHYLLIS BANHAN, 1st Semester • NURSING Humber • & DANIEL HOULE CAPS PROFESSIONAL HEALTH DIPLOMA: REBECCA MENZIES, 5th Semester, REBECCA MENZIES & & LORI AMERK;AN FLORAL SERVICES INC. AWARD, JUUE PAQUET • JAMES E. CARE SERVICE AWARDS. SHARON GOGO KEVIN CAMPIGOTTO, 6th (tie) • OCCUPATIONAL THERAPY ASSIS- • • SUPPLY • CLARK SCHOLARSHIP AWARD, MEI MOK, SUSAN LIM HUMBER LYALL THE CENTRAL CANADA FUNERAL TANT: LORI MOULDS, 1st Semester, LORI MOULDS, 2nd Semester • ARBORETUM AWARD, MARJORIE ROGERS • HUMBER COLLEGE STU- ASSOCIATION AWARD, ELAINE EGAN CENTRAL PHARMACY ASSISTAN: KARI SHUFFLE60THAM, 1st Semester, DENTS' ASSOCIATION AWARD, NIALL MACKAY • SOUTHERN ONTARIO ONTARIO FUNERAL DIRECTORS' ASSOCIATION BRIAN GREEN, 2nd Semester* PHYSIOTHERAPY ASSISTANT: MARK • UNIT OF THE HERB SOCIETY OF AMERICA AWARD, TRACY SMITH AWARD, SHERRI TOVELL CHILDBIRTH EDUCATORS MIGNANELLI, 1st Semester, MARK MIGNANELLI, 2nd Semester, PRAC- • PROGRAM ACHIEVEMENT AWARD. LEE ROOKE TICAL NURSING: BHUPINDER VADH, 1st Semester, CAROL COLUN, COMCARE (CANADA) UNITED AWARD, MARLENE DE 2nd Semester FARIAS • CAROLE ANNE CULLAIN MEMORIAL School ofHospitality, AWARD. DEMISE BARRETT • JIMMY DEAN MEMORIAL ACADEMIC AWARD OF EXCELLENCE • AWARD. BARBARA JESIONKA DRUG TRADING AMBULANCE & EMERGENCY CARE: GALE DAWKINS • OCCUPATION- Recreation & Tourism • AWARD, BRIAN GREEN EARLY CHILDHOOD EDUCA- AL THERAPY ASSISTANT: CATHERINE EROCHKO • PHARMACY ALBA TOURS INTERNATIONAi INC. AWARD, AIRA AHMAD. PETER ANAGNOSTARAS TION DEPARTMENT AWARD IN CONTINUING EDUCA- ASSISTANT: BRIAN GREEN • PHYSIOTHERAPY ASSISTANT: MARK • • DONALD BARNARD MEMORIAL AWARD, DINO MARCON • BESTFOODS FOOD TION. MICHELLE FLETCHER EARLY CHILDHOOD MIGNANELLI • PRACTICAL NURSING: BHUPINDER VADH EDUCATION DEPARTMENT LAB SCHOOL AWARD, SERVICES AWARD, BILL TUCKER • ROSS BUTCHFORD MEMORIAL AWARD, RAY- KELI LEVER • EARLY CHILDHOOD EDUCATION FAC- Liberal Arts and Sciences Division MOND CHABOT, BRIAN VANEXE • BRITISH AIRWAYS AWARD, ANA MELRINHO, ULTY AWARD, KRISTIE OSMOND • EARLY CHILD- TERESA FREJUCH • CANADA CUTLERY CUUNARY ARTS LEADERSHIP AWARD, HOOD EDUCATION PROGRAM ADVISORY COMMIT- GENERAL ARTS AND SCIENCE ACHIEVEMENT AWARD, NESTOR ELIZABETH JONES, JEFF WILSON • CANADIAN HOLIDAYS AWARD, VALERIE • H. S. 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ACCOUNTANCY DIPLOMA, MICHAEL WALKER, 1st Semester, SUZANNE NGUYEN, 2nd

Semester, EMMA PETERS, Srd & 4th Semester • CHEMICAL LABORATORY TECHNICIAN,

TAT SZETO, 1st Semester, ZOE RUSSELL, 2nd Semester • COMPUTER ENGINEERING

TECHNOLOGY, MAREK STANCZYK, 1st Semester, ROLIM CABRITA, 2nd Semester, LAURA- LYN LIRA Srd & 4th Semester • COMPUTER CO-OP, JEREMIE HACKER, 1st Semester, ' SONU DABASS, 2nd Semester • COMPUTER MFORMATION SYSTEMS, TOM UCHTI, 1st ^:.'-^i...\.:-' Semester, JAMES MANWELL, 2nd Semester, DOROTA ZAK, Srd Semester, GREGORY " ) )

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loapisi Eggplant lasagna? Chick pea ravioli? Yikes!!

continued from page 7 was still lit All of the odd floors in did this dinosaur elevator get to including the people who serve with the supplier, although the the R-building have red borders the ninth, even with six or seven the food not wearing hair nets or person who mentioned the prob-

With my floor-mate holding around all of the doors, while the drops, in less than fifteen sec- gloves? I have seen food get lem was treated unheedingly the door open, the male passen- even have green borders. Since I onds? Warp 10?i don't remem- served with hands and a server until mention of the Health ger used the floor phone to call did not really feel the elevator ber pressing that button. And peel apart my cheese with her Board) and ignored work orders. the front desk. He talked to the moving much on its ascent, I has why did it keep dropping? Why fingernails. Yuck I ask for toast- We have all had to put up clerk, and we were much vexed just assumed after seeing the red didn't it jusL stop between the ed and get something below with these problems on a daily when asked if this was a crank border that we were on the third. floors? Or just stop period? And char-broiled. And someone in basis. Is it the administration? Or call. (And understandably so.) At Not so! We were on the ninth why did neither the stop button the administration insists on just the staff? I think that it is a bit this point, we all got back into floor, a trip that usually, without nor the alarm button work? And putting eggplant in the lasagna, of both. I'm afraid to go home the elevator, as it seemed to be stops, takes 30 or 40 seconds. why, for God's sake, when one meat and vegetables in the fet- now. With caf prices, my rapidly in working order. It was then that Immediately many questions elevator is stuck at the ninth for tuccine, and chick peas in the decreasing food allowance, dys-

I noticed the third floor button entered my head at once; how most of the day and all night, ravioli. Chick peas? Please, if I functional elevators, poorly

don't they call the repairman? I wanted them there, I'd have put maintained maintenance, and honestly do not know. them there myself. lack of communication between

I guess the thing that upsets I know this sounds like a com- rez students and the admin to fix

me most is that, on our journey plaint sheet, but I wouldn't be any of this, 1 fear for my sanity,

to the ninth floor, if the brakes writing if this didn't happen every and I thought home was a place The Kids are Coming had even failed once while it was day. It does, and it's wearing me to rest. dropping, I and the other two down. Take the maintenance. Fortunately, the administration

On Wednesday, November 30,1994, in the , thousands of Gr. 9 passengers in the elevator could The cleaning ladies come in a at the residence has not turned a students will go to work with parents or guardians. have died. What also upsets me couple times a week and vacuum totally deaf ear to our grievance. is that this is not the first time and tidy the lounge and the halls. They have started a food forum The TAKE OUR KIDS TO WORK project is sponsored by business, education and the Comnuinity to offer Gr. 9 students a realistic view of the work world and its opportunities something like this has hap- They also clean the floor and the made up of student volunteers demands. and pened. People have been counter in the bathroom, and from each floor. They have also in ilUMRKR COLLEGE is pleased to participate in TAKE OUR KIDS TO WORK and to dropped, stuck between floors empty the garbage pails. put a complaint box the cafe-

involve both College Staff and Students. for over an hour, and had the Unfortunately, their job descrip- teria (though 1 still don't see hair

elevator stop and open its doors tion does not include cleaning nets or gloves) as well as a sug- If you are a Humber student and the parent of a Gr. 9 student, you are invited to bring your child lo ihc College on Wednesday, November 30. Instead of job shadowing, your child when it is not fully level with the the black mildew off the walls of gestion box outside of Rex will go with you to class. You must take full responsibility for your child while here at floor. And what absolutely horri- the showers, cleaning out the Centi'al. (Although for the life of the College. fies me is that when I mention bathtubs or defrosting the fi'eezer me I cant' find it.

IF please complete and return this registration to the SAC Office. North PARTICIPATING, these incidents, residents who — ever. Since I moved to rez to As well, the ever-so-attiractive or Uikcshore by Friday, November 18. Any questions, contact Judy Harvey, Dean, Student lived in R-building last year just help with Orientation Week, sign on one of the elevators in Scrvicas- (416) 675-5029. R shrug and say, "It did that last there has been a two-inch space now that says, "DO NOT USE! 3«- year. to store frozen foods that extends Out of Order! Falls between

KIDS ON CAMPUS Not to mention an episode about five inches back. (We have floors! " I expect it was put up by Wednesday, November 30. 1994 where a security guard was told a regular full-size fridge with a student since it isn't done on a about students stuck in an eleva- fireezer. computer printout like everything Parent's Name: tor only to reply, "What do you We have also had problems else in Rez Central. Humber Student No.: want me to do about it?" What is with mold growing in rooms, Yes. they've listened. But it Hiitnbcr Program: _ . Current Semester:. wrong with the Residence staff? lights staying burnt out for weeks, obviously isn't enough. These Child's Name: Elevators are not the only and our microwave, our only link problems were funny the first Child's .School: bone unhappy residents have to to independent cooking, going two weeks, but this isn't funny Please complete and return to SAC Office, North or Lakeshore pick with them. Food is one and unrepaired for three and a half anymore. People are going to get

maintenance (or lack thereof) is weeks after putting a work order hurt soon if someone doesn't lis-

another. in the day it broke. As well, resi- ten to everything that is happen- Why does the cafeteria menu dents have had to deal with over- ing. This is why I wrote the letter. consist of one fried dish and one priced food ($4.00 for chicken pasta dish for every meal as the fingers and fries?), caterpillars in main, and often, only choices? broccoli, (to the caf's credit, they Tiffany Fox And what's with the servers. did discontinue their account Film and Television Program REFORMg9 Attention: To all concerned Students OF CAMAOA nunr mt^ The Reform Party of Canada Etobicoke - Lakeshore Constituency is appealing to all Humber College 5230 Dundas St. W., Students for Volunteers. Etobicoke, Ontario Must be able to attend Etobicoke charity events, social events, and (416) 252-8989 canvassing. Please get involved in your Community.

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ARLENE SOBREIRA to accommodate six tables for the sec- once they realize it (the non-smoking Staff Writer tion. section) is there, they're using it," DID YOU KNOW? According to Maggie Hobbs, manager Lattanzio said. Caps — the only area in Humber that of Caps, the area beside the snack bar The barriers are removed only on According to the Canadian Cancer permits smoking, has undergone a has always had no smoking signs, but no Thursdays for Pub night. Society: change in an attempt to clear the air. one paid attention to them. First-year Radio Broadcasting student, Caps has reserved a section for non- The problem is. the snack bar is a Michelle Hernandez, a smoker said, "I Approximately one-third of Canadians smokers, located right next to the snack negative smoking area and people kept think it's a good idea but it looks funny over the age of 15 years smoke regularly. smoking it. The smoke gets sucked in bar situation it bar. It has been marked off by yellow by because we're a and Women who smoke have a higher risk rope and surrounding signs to indentify it in, " Hobbs said. makes non-smokers stand out." of chronic bronchitis, emphysema and as the non-smoking section. The pool The workers in the food sevices com- Non-smoker Ricardo Afongos,a first- coronary heart disease than non-smoking tables orioinally in that spot were moved plained of the second-hand smoke they year Architectural Design student, said, women.

breathe eight hours a day. "It's not idea. I sat here a good because Cigarette srnoking is related to lung, "Something had to be done," there's no place to sit. There (are) five oral, esophageal and bladder cancers, as said Hobbs, "We also spent tables that are empty, while the smoking well as cancers of the larynx and pancreas. $8,000 on a new smoke eater. section is crowded. Other people could Tobacco smoke contains more than law, it's mandatory for By a use them. 4,000 compounds, including tars, carbon bar to have 25 per cent of their Another student, Nadine Brunton, a monoxide and nicotine. area reserved as a non-smoking smoker in first year Radio Broadcasting Carbon monoxide cannot be removed section. also opposes the idea. by any filter. Many filter-tip cigarettes can The idea for the visible barri- "I think that the non -smoking section transport more carbon monoxide than non- ers was brought to at sucks! I what's the Hobbs by Caps mean point filter brands. of section Assistant Manager, Tony having a non -smoking when Nicotine is a powerful poison often DeCotiis, snack bar worker, everyone else surrounding you used as an insecticide. Ellen Balbinot, and Hobbs' assis- smokes?" Brunton said. Second-hand smoke is high in carbon tant, Paula Lattanzio. to According Hobbs, the barriers monoxide, nicotine and tars. "There was no ventillation in themselves aren't permanent. If you want to quit smoking and need the snack bar. The smoke gets "Hopefully after a while people will Patrons sitting behind the lines of Caps' new help, call the Cancer Society or the Lung in sits there. realize non-smolcing section. sucked and where the non-smoking section Association in your area. PHOTO BY SEANTELLE BABB "At first no one utilized it, but is. U.S. magazine ads Humber's glamorize smoking recycling club CLAUDETTE OMRIN A lot of the readers directed", it can kill and Staff Writer claim that the models are this message does not ready for unrealistic examples of come across in the ads. If you've ever flipped through the women in general. "They (ads) misin- big changes pages of an American women's maga- "1 don't know anyone form young people," zine, you'll notice that the cigarette ads who looks like that," said said Folz. LISA CARTWRIGHT try to suggest women will be beautiful, Elliot. He said 95 per cent of Staff Writer sexy and independent if they smoke. She said very few people start to smoke in Although cigarette ads were banned women in everyday life their teenage years and

S.O.S. (Save Our School) Humber is a from Canadian magazines about 10 live up to the "Barbie doll over half of those will die new club determined to increase awareness of years ago, they appear in almost every look. from smoking if they the environment. other magazine, and therefore are continue to smoke for "(It's) to increase awareness with students still readily available on the the rest of their lives. and faculty with environmental issues, mainly shelves. Smokers who start in within the school," said Matthew Fudge, vice According to their teens, knock off 23 president of S.O.S. experts, these ads years of their life The club wants to improve the recycling have an effect on \\V\M klCiiS expectancy, Folz said.

program within the schooL readers. \\flliif1\()ll "It's the number one cause of One of the "It's the same for preventable death," said group's projects the beer and cosmetic Folz. is to get the col- industries. The models A spokesperson lege to put are desirable and having for the Canadian recycling bins in a blast," said Barbara Cancer Society also classrooms. So Elliot, the co-ordi- agrees with the far, the college nater of the Media notion that advertising

won't allow it Sales program at influences people to because stu- Humber College. smoke. dents aren't "It's just party, "Advertisements pro- supposed to eat party, party!" she mote a lifestyle," said or drink in the said. "They don't Cheryl Moyer, the direc- classrooms. The women in portray us, but tor of tobacco reduction "(We will) try these ads appear to women aspire for the Canadian Cancer to let people know Just how wasteful (not recy- have lots of money look like that, " said Elliot Society.

cling) is. We will try to push, *yoi^ will save and friends and Frank Folz, general manag- Moyer said the ads influ- money," by recycling." they look thin and er of the Non -Smoker's Rights ence the younger audience to start and The group has 42 members enrolled, with sexy. Association said there are a the older audience to continue. 20 members who attend regularly. "The ads try to number of factors that influ- "They try to subliminally convey pos-

S.O.S. Humber meets on Tuesdays at 4:20 place the product in ence someone to smoke. itive aspects of smoking, " she said. p.m. and Wednesdays at 1:30 p.m in K201. the best possible "Role modelling, parents, She also said the editorial content in

In the future, if they get sanctioned, said situation. peer groups and the marketing American magazines doesn't contain any Fudge, they will be booking the conference "They're not going to show someone of tobacco," are the main factors, said information on the dangers of smoking room in the SAC offices. trailing an oxygen tank along," said Folz. because they don't want to upset their Elliot. He said when tobacco is "used as advertisers. . "

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LORRIE KRALKA (using the Internet)," said Petch. Staff Writer "You'd want to pick one or two (computer server programs) and With all the hype about the try a few things out, and go slow- information super-highway, it's ly." Server programs allow for only natural that Humber access to the Internet while pro- College is looking into how it can viding the simplicity of a improve its Internet access for Windows-based program -. point employees. and click with the mouse. "Through the Canada-Ontario Staff at the Data Centre are infrastructure program, we have looking to form a link with the put in a request ... for $112,000 Lakeshore campus, so employ- to put more workstation wires ees there have access to the in," said Paul Petch, the director North campus' mainframe. Petch of the Data Centre at at Humber estimates that this will be com- a staff meeting on Monday Oct. pleted by the end of October. 17. Ideally, Petch wants to have Thirteen volunteer agencies set up information booths at Number's Lakeshore Campus "One of the other things that an outlet beside every employ- PHOTO BY EVA STEFOU we're doing is looking at getting ee's desk, so they can use the an upgrade for the mainframe so existing mainframe network to it runs faster," said Petch. "I just tap into the Internet. want to assure you that as we're "I get very nervous with the Volunteer fair a success looking to all this new stuff com- idea that we could have students ing along, improving existing ser-

bringing in software from I don't EVA STEFOU Scott Mission, Extend-a-family, program. vices is part of our next step as know where, putting it on the well." Staff Writer Metro Homes for the Aged, and Approximately 35 families are backbone (mainframe network), L. A.M. P. (Lakeshore Area Multi- involved, taking the children into Despite its obvious advan- and the next thing you know, it's The Volunteer Information Service Project). their homes and organizing tages, Internet also has draw- interfering with say, my services backs Fair held at Humber College's Many had booths set up in the events. in the finance or the registrar's Lakeshore Campus, on Tuesday main foyer with representatives Scott Mission, which imple- "You have to invest a fair bit office." of time to get even a small Oct. , 25 drew a large crowd. answering questions and handing ments many programs, has been The Internet is a system where amount of information," said Beverly Burke, co-ordinator of out brochures, which detailed around since 1908. It is known a person with a computer can Volunteers Etobicoke said people what the agencies were about for feeding the homeless and dis- Petch. use a modem to:^ial out and get involved in order to give and the type of work they have tributing clothes and food to fam- Petch say^ He'is gMh^to'l^^fe connect over the phone lines to network security a main something back to the communi- for volunteers. ilies who need them. make with other computers and main- issue, that the physical wiring ty. "We would like people for a "We need people to help so frames to access information, of the existing network for the The volunteer program is to long-term commitment, to stay at serve food to the homeless," said send and receive mail, and help serve the student population least six months," said Viola Maureen Topp, a representative. employees and the students download files. and the Lakeshore community Lavine, a representative for the The Girl Guides of Canada remains separate. Currently, the college employs said Burke. Huntington Society, which works are looking for volunteers to help Petch is also encouraging the a mainframe network with The program has been in with people who have organize events. Their program employees to get together after which, staff members can access operation since January 1992. Huntington's disease. includes teaching girls about they have 'explored' the Internet, school files, and use an electron- Most of the agencies at the fair That was the main concern issues of the world, such as the to share what they have found. ic mail (E-mail) system. Letters, have been around for a while. expressed by most of the agen- environment and encourages "We could say ... here's a list memos, notes, and other such "Many volunteers use their cies. singing, and crafts. of three neat places that I got documents can be saved on the into. list of three experience with agencies Extend-a-family which is in its Girl Guides of Canada is the Give me your computer, and sent to another to help get into Humber eighth year, is a community- largest organization for women neat places, and maybe we can terminal in the college, and arrive College or to help them build based organization, which volunteers, said representative, learn from each other." at the desk of the recipient in a more experience for jobs," said involves kids with disabilities Beth Cahill. For more information on how matter of seconds. Burke. doing activities with able kids. Girl Guides is will be celebrat- an employee can get a worksta- "We're getting to the point Some of the 13 agencies "We need people who really ing its 85th anniversary this year. tion wire installed and connected now where you're going to have attending were: Girl Guides of want to (be involved)," said to the backbone, contact Petch to be computer-literate in order Canada, Huntington Society, Cathy Berry, co-ordinator of the at the Data Centre, ext. 4253. to go with some of this stuff Hitting the information highway SANDY SALERNO about newly licensed programs Juris Silkans, president of the the Prevue Channel, an on- Canadian accounts for the Staff Writer and technological advances in Life Network said that this chan- screen programming guide that Prevue Channel.

signal delivery is beneficial for nel will be a mix of health, provides program listings. After cruising along the route

It was a smooth ride down the everyone. home-improvement, cook- "We are in 7.5 million of the trade show, special guest information highway on Oct. 25 "Our trade show showcases ing, travel, and relationship homes across speaker, Frank Ogden, A.K.A with the start of the Ontario the horsepower products and shows. Canada, and Doctor Tomorrow, was on hand Cable Telecommunication services needed to win the race," "We spent $400,000 have over 40 to talk about global trends. Association's 17th annual trade he said. doing a phenomenal million sub- Ogden, who has been monitor- show at LeParc Convention There were numerous displays amount of research to scribers in ing satellite transmissions for 18

Centre in Markham. set up along the track, including find that the current t h e years, shared his perspective OCTA's theme this year was those from the companies who crop of TV offerings U.S. about the future of the informa- "Cable Grand Prix". On hand recently got approval from the just wasn't connecting Prevue tion highway. for the first evening of the three CRTC to bring in 10 new spe- with people's lives. It is educa- "I think that the TVs and com- day event were customer service ciality cable channels. The line- was simply vapor," tion to our puters are merging and we're just representatives and technical up set for Jan. 1 includes: the said Silkans subscribers, going to end up with one big unit Discovery staff from leading cable operators channel, Bravo, the One pit stop at offering chan- in a room in the house. It'll be across the province. Country Network, Showcase, the convention nel location, our information, entertainment,

Trade show co-ordinator, You: Your channel, Arts et was marked with times, with and learning centre, and it will John Wilson explained that talk- Divertissement, Le Reseau de checkered flags blurbs about each probably be the biggest room in ing to the experts and learning I'information, the Classic Channel symbolizing the listing," said Elaine the house. Lifestyle and Television. , . introduction of Armenio, manager of Nov. 3, 1994 Number Et Cetera ff*^ JUfestyles Bringin' the kids to work

Learning Partnership is a venture class with them," said for CHRIS FELL Judy able the project. With that in stand and empathize with what it Ste/f \Nr\ter aimed at bringing employers, Harvey, dean of Student mind, Harvey is looking for some is their parents do to support the educators, parents and children Services and organizer of the staff members to act as hosts for family. On Nov. 30, grade nine stu- together to increase literacy and event for Humber. such kids. To emphasize that education dents from 17 Metro area school keep kids in school. All school Harvey expects staff and stu- "So those students can partici- goes beyond the classroom walls boards will get a chance to see boards in the Greater Toronto dents to make the grade nines pate as well," Harvey said. and the preparation of children what the real world is like. ^rea and over 40 Toronto area feel at home. Harvey said the Take Our for the future is a community The Learning Partnership has businesses are members. "Anything that we can do to Kids To Work project has three responsibility." organized a project called Take Humber staff, students and make the class more interesting main objectives. Take Our Kids To Work is the Our Kids To Work. The project employees with eligible children or the department or office more "To offer students a realistic first project in Canada to have so will allow 65,000 grade nines to are being asked to participate. interesting we should do," she view of the work world and to many students participating. go to work with a parent, relative "We want to invite Humber says. give them an understanding of its "Humber is participating in or adult friend. students who have a child in Some participating kids may demands and opportunities. something that is very large." Created in 1993, The grade nine to bring their child to not have parents with jobs suit- To allow students to under- World Wildlife Fund saving our space SEAN PASTERNAK Quebec will flood an area the MELANIE KOWAL Borderline Journalist size of Lake Ontario. Stafi Writer Habitat loss is the major factor belong to a very elite group, in which the group's members

that endangers wildlife. In 1991, tied together only fear, a phobia, if you The World Wildlife Fund's I are by a common Canada's Endangered Species will. are in this group are not proud of this problem, (WWF) goal to preserve 12 per Those who List totalled 211, and more but we acknowledge it nonetheless so that we do not have to live cent of Canada's land is nearly species are lost each year. halfway reached. our lives in fear. To ensure the government The Fund's Endangered 1 am among those who dread the supermarket. recognizes the WWF campaign, Spaces campaign, which began Once you finish laughing, 1 can tell you that this is not because I parliament is lobbied through the have a fear of food per sc (save for a select few vegetables), but a in 1989, is a 10 year plan to Ministry of Natural Resources. ensure each of Canada's 350 fear of the environment that a supermarket embodies. It's really The Canadian Chamber of natural regions are protected by quite a scary place, and I'm quite convinced that its creators did Commerce passed a resolution a park, or conservation area. not have young adult males in mind when dreaming this concept supporting the Endangered up. Saving the space is WWF's Spaces campaign in 1990. First of all, the products are incredibly difficult to find, the way of ensuring adequate habitat and

Currently, "up to five or 6 per organization of most foods leaves a lot to be desired. I have sug- for Canada's wildlife. cent is protected," said Kenney. gested to several store managers to just put everything in alphabet- "By the year 2000 we want But the WWF is not as close ical order, only to be unceremoniously booted out of the store. government legislation to set

to reaching the goal as they For those are not supermarket "regulars" (you 1 aside at least 12 per cent of who know who would like to be. mean; the people always seem to be there, buying one loaf of Canada," said communications who WWF has been in operation bread), you literally need a tour guide to find your way around. If officer of WWF, Jeff Kenney. worldwide since 1961, and has the type of smoked salmon or grade of meat isn't exactly the same That portion of land may per cent of Ontario's Carolinian been in Canada since 1968. as what wrote down on her shopping list, you may as well include protection of dry land, mom forests have been lost, less than It is the world's largest private give up! rivers, marshes, or any type of one per cent of the original tall- conservation group. And don't even get me started on the employees. More often natural region from such things grass prairie remains, only small WWF accepts donations for than not, they're no help at all. You have two basic types of super- as farming, or logging. remnants of old growth Atlantic the Endangered Spaces cam- market employees: The butcher type — who is in a corner of the WWF's campaign is trying to hardwood forests survive uncut paign at 1-800-26-PANDA. store, joking with his buddy about how a friend's arm is now one prevent further devastation of and the proposed James Bay II of the deli platters or the..,er, other type - who always seems to be wilderness in Canada. So far, 90 hydroelectric development in too busy hosing something down to help you find the pita shells.

Those "free sample" displays are no great bonus, either. I mean, they offer you a thimbleful of warm, barely-carbonated cola and

expect that that's going to turn you on to a product? Besides, if I Scary stuff really want a free sample, I'll take something from the candy bins. on Like they're really going to expect me to pay for one piece of pep- permint candy that they probably ripped off from a Golden

Griddle somewhere in the first place!

Another thing that really gets to me is the coupons. You'd think Haunted Hayride that if the supermarket is giving out some sort of discount, then it's gotta be good. But then cold, hard reality hits you: you can't save the 40c on Honey Nut Cheerios unless you buy the econo-size MARCO TARANTINO tractor through a forest. The for- ish delight is filled with such (you know what I mean by econo-size; the boxes that could feed a Staff Writer est is rigged with numerous exhibits as a woman being eaten scout troop). The injustice! exhibits such as a live decapita- by a giant spider and a headless Last, but certainly not least, are the checkout lines. Apparently Halloween has come and tion, a number of bodies impaled body searching endlessly for its they've named them checkout lines because it takes just as long to gone but you can still get your fill on stakes, and costumed head. DiPalma considers the check out of a hotel. Murphy's Law dictates that the person in of fright by checking out employees attacking the wagon barn to be more frightening than front of you has $400 in groceries and will squabble with the Stouffville's Magic Hill. with chainsaws and other sharp the hayride. cashier over a 43c coupon for Kleenex. Magic Hill has an assortment objects. Both attractions last about 15 Forecasting which line is going to be quickest is always fun, too. of attractions which they feel will Ralph DiPalma, who has rid- minutes but get to them early or I mean, you'd think that the line with two people each buying a scare all who have the guts to den the hayride on several occa- you'll have to wait in line and bag of milk would go considerably quicker than the Kne that has give it a try. sions, says he found the hayride that wait could last 45 minutes. about 45 people, all with enough perishables to start their own Its first attraction is a Haunted "scary" and "freaky". He espcially Magic Hill is open on Fridays food bank. But you just know that those two people will pay by Hayride. According to the host, liked the part of the ride when an and Saturdays from dark until 11 cheque, or hassle over the price, or chat with tiic checkout girl for The Grim Reaper, the ride is impaled body attacked the p.m. The park shuts down com- five minutes. designed to "scare the beegee- wagon. "It's the coolest part of pletely at the end of December. Those, In brief, are my fears about the supermarket. If anyone bers out of everyone". the ride," said DiPalma. Entrance fees vary from $5 to therapist, where to In the hayride, a wagon is Another attraction is Magic $12. krK>ws the name of a good grocery you know filled with guests and pulled by a Hill's Haunted Bam. This ghoul- reach me. *'-. NTERTAINME Nov. 3, 1994 Humber Et Cetera DetroitsJewel: diamond or dud ?

including "Ain't Nothing Like the Melancholy" and "Prima Donna" "I Believe", a track that went the recording in which she co- NADA KRIZMANCIC Real Thing," which is a duet with work her vocals enough to make top 10 in the United Kingdom, is wrote many tracks with the likes Staff Writer Elton John. the listeners imagination go wild. deemed to be a radio release of Eric Clapton. Together, they

The music is a different kind while the likeable "Jewel" is not. wrote Clapton's hit "Lay Down Formerly a member of the of pop that could perhaps be Detroit may have a powerful group Shakespeare's Sister, Sally". streamed Detroit may have voice, but Marcella Detroit has decided to Fans of Kate Bush will appre- into the it's high tackle a solo career with a new a powerful voice, ciate Detroit's original pop alternative pitch does CD, "Jewel". sound. pop music grow annoy- If you remember but it's higli scene. ing through- Et Cetera Rating: Shakespeare's Sister, you will However, pitch does grow out the undoubtedly recognize Detroit by not all of her album. her high-pitched operatic voice. annoying Detroit's songs have i She and Siobhan Fahey. who Uji ^f ]U that effect. talent as a was a member of Bananarama, throughout the Theatrical writer is made only a limited number of efforts like album. (Out of 5) albums together. exhibited "Art of ''Jewel' features 13 songs. throughout TWOS coBftpany in Oleanna

LAUREN BLANKSTE1N distraught and confused about sexual harassment: an interpre- This style is very characteristic of John is played by R.H, Staff Writer course material and approaches tation that is neither right nor the playwright and adds to the Thomson, a highly respected the professor. John (R.H. wrong. intensity of the scene. You sit Canadian actor. Picture yourself in small inti- a Thomson), in his office. It starts "Mamet presented us with a anxiously waiting for complete He said in an interview pub- mate theatre that seats approxi- off as a seemingly innocent pep piece that showed both charac- thoughts to surface—but they lished in NOW Magazine, "The mately 200 people. It's dark and victim talk between John and his stu- ters as both and aggres- never do. play is misunderstood if it's per- quotations from Nietzsche and (Kristen sor, that is dent. Carol Thomson). and he dared to imply Oleanna a play of the '90s. ceived as an answer play. It's a

old Yiddish proverbs are project- first right It topical But as the act progresses we perhaps, they were both addresses issues of our play of questions. So if people ed on to the backdrop of the set. sense imminent conflict. and wrong, equally." said the time: sexual harassment, femi- walk away with answers, we've Th^'iet'K sWallarid is comprised It is a play about the power director of the production Jim nism, the relevance of a univer- failed." of little more than three chairs struggle between men and Guedo. sity education and political cor- R.H. Thomson will be and a desk. It's a show that women. Carol is the voice of Communication is a barrier rectness. But Mamet does not replaced by Layne Coleman in involves only two actors and a feminism, who takes a ruthless between the two characters. impose his opinions. He simply the part of John starting Oct 24. lot of broken conversation. stand against who she perceives They speak and try desperately presents the scene, leaving room

Sounds boring? Well it's not. It's is a 'sex driven' and arrogant' to relay their thoughts but are for an array of interpretations. Carol is played by Kristen David Mamets Oleanna at the male. At the beginning she constantly being interrupted. The actors take their bows Thomson.

Canadian Stage Berkeley St. seems passive and powerless to The language is broken; with and you leave the theatre, but Oleanna is playing at the Theatre, and it's brilliant. the domineering professor. But incomplete sentences and half the play follows you home. The Canadian Stage Theatre until Oleanna is a complex and as the plot evolves, she strength- spoken words, they develop an issues and questions Mamet has Nov. 26. Tickets are $15 to $23. thought-invoking play about a ens and makes accusations that artificial bond. The dialogue is posed haunt you for days. The

relationship between a professor threaten his job. She interprets fast and rhythmic and after a play is clearly about individual and there are student discounts. and his student. The student is John's patronizing affection as while, becomes almost poetic. perception.

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MARY LUZ MEJIA completely engaged. Staff Writer Struthers' Miss Lynch is every bit the matronly school marm

The 1950s Is an era that one would expect from the prop- brought North America TV er English teacher. She keeps the Dinners, backyard bomb shel- character alive, funny and to an ters, and the inspiration for one extent real — I have met a few of Broadway's longest running Miss Lynchs in my time. musicals. Grease. For those of you who have This particular rendition at the never heard of Grease, which O'Keefe Centre is a Tommy would be somewhat surprising

Tune Production. It stars the since it's the fifth-longest running memorable Sally Struthers musical in Broadway history, (Gloria from the Archie Bunker here's a brief synopsis. days) as teacher Miss Lynch, and Grease takes place in a '50s ex-Monkee member Davy Jones, Chicago high school called the embodiment of the quintes- Rydell. The main characters are sential obnoxious DJ, Vince Sandy Dumbrowski, the inno- Fontaine your main flame.' cent summertime sweetheart of They share the spotlight with Rex the cool Danny Zuko, leader of Smith, retired soap opera actor the Burger Palace Boys, and of As The World Turns, who their respective friends. Sandy plays the boy-meets-and-eventu- unknowingly ends up at the ally-gets-girl, Danny Zuko. same school as Danny, but she is

I know some of you must be Grease—4he fifth longest running musical in Broadway's history courtesy photo faced with impressing his friends, rolling your eyes, thinking to and the Pink Ladies-the 'in' yourselves that you would rather before curtain time with Davy out to welcome "Rydell High for." And with that high school crowd for the school's women. Jones spinning some classic '50s Alumni," friends and family to flash back, the cast of the show stay at home and read the dictio- Alas, you have a classic recipe for of hours. tunes to an eager audience. And the "reunion." opened with the song "We Go nary a couple for the boy-meets-girl pot luck, However, before I interrupt your I mean eager, this crowd was For those who were a few Together. intermixed with lots of sin9ing,i( increased knowledge of the lan- contagiously high -energy. minutes late, there were appro- There is no time to be bored dancing and laughing. This may guage of your choice, I suggest Jones had people literally priate reminders from Miss or unamused during this show. sound somewhat formulaic, and you think twice. dancing in the aisles before the Lynch that "when the big hand is Jeff Calhoun's energetic chore- perhaps it is, but if you want Grease was to my surprise, an show got started, doing the twist on the 12 and the little hand is ography, the vibrant colors of the some light hearted entertain- incredibly good time. The show and other assorted moves. Then on the eight, that means it's time stage and costumes, and the gets under way one half hour at eight o'clock Miss Lynch came to be present and accounted cast's performances keep you ment. Grease delivers. Humber's own Side Street Soul

COLIN PURSER people, it is really hard to get a one show. with our music, but as time pro- well come up with some originals Staff Writer set schedule and get everyone to He says one of the trumpet gressed she started learning the while we're outthere."

show up all the time. players, John George, spends music, and it really works. Walker sfrys you have to be

Getting a commitment is the Bassist Dave Denault says the many hours ananging the music For now. Side Street Soul is a able to play your music without main problem with having a 10 music students are just trying to for the horns. cover band, but in the future selling out. person band, say members of get together and groove as a "He sits at home for 18 hours they say they'll be working on "A lot of people will start out the R&B band "Side Street band. or whatever and he learns the some originals. playing what everyone will listen Soul." "When that happens every- tunes and arranges them for each "We are a cover band right to then go off on their own sort Vince Thomas, one of their thing just takes off from there. instrument. But me, the guitarist, now," says Denault. "And while of thing," she said. two lead singers, says getting and That's just starting to happen and the drummer come in know- we're working on that ^hopefully She says in the music program the keeping 10 music program now," he said. "Hopefully every- ing our stuff, so we can just play you hear it all the time.

students together is hard work. one sticks with it. But there's ten underneath them. It's rough, "They say, start out with cOver

"The guitarist Galen Weston people in the band and it's reaUy really rough at first." tunes but don't sell yourself out.

and 1 had a band just before this Leslie Walker is the other side And doing cover tunes is the way "Hopefully everyone one. But it wasn't going any- of the vocals. Coming from a to make your name." where because people weren't sticks with it, but background, she Thomas agrees, and adds that

taking it seriously." says it's hard to adjust to playing there's ten people in doing cover tunes also brings a He says people weren't show- the Blues. band closer together. ing up for rehearsals. the band and it's "I have never really done this "Playing songs everyone "I actually never did meet the really hard to get kind of music before. It is very knows, makes things easier. The drummer." hard for me to get into it because band gets to know each other After talking to Weston, they everyone commit- I have a very clear country south- better, how they play, stuff like decided to include only people ted" ern tone." that." from the music program in their although She says the adjust- Side Street Soul is a new band. ment was hard, she has learned band and although they don't "We see these people every —Dave Denault , bass and improved on her change of have any dates lined up, they day. chances are we'll be better style. plan to, said Thomas. friends with them, and the peo- hard to get everyone commit- Thomas says that at first he "We want to get a demo ple will be more serious about it." ted." was concerned with Leslie's done, so we can start playing He adds that once the band is Denault says it takes a lot of country voice. bars in the future and we are on all together it's not hard to get the work having two trumpets, a "I have to admit that at first I A few Side Street Soul band sound they want. tenor sax, a baritone sax, drum- was wondering about Leslie's the verge of getting an agent meml>ers photo by c. purser 'But because there's so many mer, guitarist and singers ail in voice, and was it really working from my home town, Ottawa. RSCHOOLTHRrsnCTURllY I RR RHD OUT THE OTHER.

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ALAN MCDONALD Saturday night. "Richard brought streets and think you're in Entertainment Editor his experience of electronics and London. England." acoustic programming. England is where the band After the folding of their for- travelled to record Trip, for the Saturday's first ever Canadian in of with performance by the California- mer "Zoo Management", sole purpose working based band Cause & Effect which Shepherd was told C&E producer Martyn Phillips (C&E), was well received by a "were the only marketable act", (Erasure, Jesus Jones, Beloved). the band worked hard to put Touring has also brought lively crowd at Lee's Palace. together Trip. some strange happenings for the Opening the gig with an ener- Trip, getic guitar-oriented version of "The name of the album band. Last weekend's show is it to the listen- the first Milo's par- '"Soul Searcher", off their newest whatever means marked time album Trip, C & E's restricted er," laughs Rowe, who says the ents had seen him perform since energy (restricted by the small name of the band is a little more he was 12 years old. By sheer coincidence, visiting stage the trio tried to manipulate) serious. "The name Cause & they were friends in spilled into the audience. By the Effect has to do with one's karma Toronto while the band third song "In Shakespeare's and its cause and effect on life. was in town. They got in contact, Garden", the dance floor was Despite their techno pop and were able to catch the show. the lists older to flooded, leaving all tables empty. sound, band some Even more memorable Lead singer/guitarist Robert artists as their main influences. Shepherd is the time he got "kid- Rowe, maintained a witty rapport "I've always listened to the napped" by two girls after a Beatles, but main influence in Dallas. with the crowd, who in turn, sup- my show plied his obviously thirsty vocal has to be underground dance," "They drove rhe right out of chords with distinctly Canadian said Milo. town to their house, and I sat up brown -bottled beverages. "The Beatles and the Doors all night worrying about how I'd C&E's older songs (from their influenced me," adds Rowe, get back with the band. Those 1991 independent release while Shepherd mentions girls were polluted!" Another Minute), such as Soundgarden. After their second encore on "Words To Hold On To" and Saturday's show was the sixth Saturday night ("Crash", from "What Do You See' were famil- of 17 small venue dates across the Trip album), Rowe promised iar to many of the loyal followers Cause & Effect are (L to R); Keith Milo, Richard Shepherd, North America. the satisfied crowd he and his in the crowd, while the hit singles and Robert Rowe courtesy photo "It's our first time outside of band would definitely return to the western U.S. to play," Toronto. "It's Over Now" , "Alone", and their synthesizer driven pop. arranged all the group's music. "Stone Girl" peeked the interest explains Shepherd. "So far it's Prepare for the next trip. , Only recently however, have The duo of Rowe and Shepherd, of newer fans. been great and I just want to they been able to enjoy the fruits refusing to wallow in sorrow, C&E, who consist of Keith keep touring and seeing new of their labour. During their 1992 recruited long-time musician Milo on synthesizer, drummer things. tour, founding member Sean friend Keith Milo. Richard Shepherd and Rowe, Shepherd says he's impressed Rowley died of a fatal asthma "Keith added the under- have drawn comparisons to New by Toronto. attack. Rowley was the k^board ground feel," said Rowe, relaxing Order and Depeche Mode with "This city really grabs at me prodigy who composed and after an extensive soundcheck on because you can look at some Truly great fiction

Quentin Tarantino gives Hollywood the energy it needs

—^——^^—^— M.^—ni^-^^— the possibility.Dossibilitu. Perfect example:examnip- At one pointDoint ,ButchBui says KENT MOORE "This is single-handedly about the weirdest f***in' day of Staii Writer my whole life". Watch closely and you see why this is Originality is derived from influence that has taken one of the funniest lines in the film. years to accumulate. This is definitely a way to describe The secret weapon behind Pulp Fiction's brilliance is

Quentin Tarantino 's film making. Tarantino has returned its simplicity and banality. There are no mind-boggling with a vengeance with his newest hilarious and brilliant special effects, no political motivation, no sophisticated cinematic experience. Pulp Fiction. humour, and no hero or villain. A guy gets his brain Tarantino arrived on the film scene with his searing blown out through the back of his head all over the back and disturbing debut. Reservoir Dogs: the best film of seat of a car, and you laugh your ass off because it is so 1992. He then penned the screenplay for another great unexpected and low brow. film in 1993, True Romance, and had his story for The one thing that separates Pulp Fiction from the

Natural Born Killers butchered by Oliver Stone, so the rest of the films this year and puts it at the top of the pile, film would be more politically motivated. is the screenplay. Worthy of an Oscar, Tarantino's dia-

All in all, Tarantino is best left on his own. At points, logue is nothing short of trend -setting, because of it's

Tarantino "s influences are blatantly obvious; his love for realism. In both Reservoir Dogs and Pulp Fiction, directors John Woo and the late Sam Peckinpah do not Tarantino gives his characters a real breath of life. go unnoticed. Gone are all the stereotypes that go along with hit- Samuel L. Jackson (seen in an earlier film), steals Pulp Fiction won the prestigious Palmes D' Orres at men, criminals, robbers etc. The majority of Tarantino's the show in Pulp Fiction, where he plays a philo- the Cannes Film Festival earlier this year, and has writing goes into conversations between characters that sophical low-life seeking a change. received nothing short of critical exaltation. It's not hard have no relevance to the plot whatsoever, giving the film COURTESY PHOTO to fathom why. it's edge. Banal, sharp, and always hilarious, Tarantino's The film has three actual stories, all intertwining at writing gives the film an unprecedented edge. After an incredible stroke of luck, Julles experiences what unexpected and always hilarious moments. The performances in the film are excellent right across he describes as "What alcoholics refer to as a moment of It is not easy to describe Pulp Fiction, despite its sim- the board. Christopher Walken's monologue to Butch clarity". This is where Jackson shines, showing an unex- plicity. (as a child) is fall- on-your-ass funny, and Ving Rhames pected amount of restraint in Julles. Vincent and Julles (John Travolta and Samuel L. cool composure as Marsellus is a riot at times. Tarantino Easily the best film of the year so far, Pulp Fiction Jackson) are two philosophical hitmen working for himself is great as the paranoid Jimmie. restores one' s faith in the sheer entertainment of movies. Marsellus Wallace (Ving Rhames). Butch Coolidge But the film belongs to the three main characters. The energy level of this film, generated by Tarantino's (Bruce Willis) is a heavyweight boxer looking for a "way Travolta is perfect as the dopey, yet laid back Vincent screenplay, is consistently intense. Even the film's sur- out". Pumpkin and Honeybunny (Tim Roth and Vega. He has finally struck down the Saturday Night prising length (two hours-40 minutes) goes unnoticed Amanda Plummer) are two desperate robbers who Fever image that has plagued him for almost 20 years. until you check your decide robbing banks is too standard, and want a change Willis puts in his best performance since In Country watch when the final

of atmosphere. There is much that goes on in between (1988). He adds a certain subtlety to a character that credits roll. alt this. otherwise could be explosive. Both actors can consider One of those films Throughout the film, there are plenty of supporting their careers re-energized. that get better each characters that help tie in the different pfot twists within But the standout performance belongs to Jackson. time you see it. Pulp the film. All of which are very distinct (no filler whatsoev- Stunning, and hilarious, you can't take your eyes off Fiction is the shot in er). Certain things happen to certain characters that are him. Jackson gives Julles an intensity that goes up and the arm modern film so unexpected, one cannot help but burst out bughing at down throughout the film taking the audience with him. really needs. 'T^'J-

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Toronto native James LaBrie (right) fronts Dream Tlieater. COURTESY PHOTO Theater of bad dreams PURCHAS Dream Theater screens second rate show for viewers at RPM CARD KENT MOORE the progressive edge that made staff Writer this band so good two years Purcliase 5 and get tlie 6tli ago.

It really stings when one of Most of the concert was your favorite bands lets you devoted to material from Awake, down. I was really looking for- and very stale it was. LaBrie pos- ward to seeing Dream Theater, sesses one of the best vocals for thinking that they would put on a this kind of rock, but even his strong performance. Man, was I soaring voice couldn't save this wrong. particular show. Guitarist John In 1991, New York's Dream Petrucci, a Vai prodigy if there Theater acquired a new singer; ever was one, stuck to one- Toronto's James LaBrie, former- dimensional riffs that made each ly of Winter Rose. One year new song sound exactly the

later, they released one of the same. At this point, I began to best albums of this decade. yawn at regular intervals. Images and Words. The only real change of pace Very progressive, with influ- in the show was when drummer ences abound (Yes, Rush, Steve Mike Portnoy went off stage to Vai, just to name a few), the get his back cracked (I'm told this is regular wiiv; album looked to bring this talent- a occurrence with I ed band to the brink of super drummers). Petrucci stayed on stardom. Unfortunately, the stage with the band's new key- ^\^ album was just a bit "out there" board player to do a bit of a to be a commercial multi-plat- blues jam. It started off fresh, but

inum release. Petrucci ruined it by cranking his Dream Theater were in town distortion up to play a very mis- on Oct. 25 at RPM, to unleash placed solo. their new material on an anxious Even when the band played

audience. At first, I wasn't really material from Images and

concerned that I missed the Words ("Take the Time".

opening act I Mother Earth (the "Another Day"), it lacked the

TTC was slow that night), as I magic on the album. The overall had already seen them play with problem was the lack of spon-

Rush at the Gardens in May. I taneity between these musicians. Mother Earth are surprisingly They were simply too tight The good for such a young band. sign of a truly good live act is the After seeing Dream Theater ability to faithfully stick to a song

play, I wished it was them I had when necessary, yet the versatili- missed. Dream Theater opened ty break off to "jam" when their show with a very standard desired. version of "Pull Me Under", the I'm not taking anything away first release off Images and from the talent in the band, as Words. Then LaBrie. greeted the each member is more than com- audience of just under 1000 petent with their instrument, it's

people, and asked if anyone had just that there was no magic on pcked up their new album. the stage. I certainly hope that Awake. over the next few years, the

No. James. I didn't pick up band will work on their live per- the new album. Shoot me. formances. A very disappointing The band then went into show, indeed. GRAND PRIZE DRAV DECEMBER 5 some material from Awake, and

is they lost I think this where the Et Cetera Rating: audience. Only the die-hard fans Available at all Food got really into it, and half these people were pretty drunk as it y \^ Services locations was. The pYoblem I have with the new material, is that it lacks (Out Of 5)

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A Number Et Cetera guide to those furry animals ttiat mal^e our iives so grand So you want a new pet...

Vet says classifieds good way to find pet By Lisa Weir When looking for a pet people are often unable to get past the natural highs they experience when searching for a new puppy or kitten to bring into their home. Dr. John T. Mollard, who has been a veterinarian at a Richmond Hill clinic for 26 years said that many people have unsuitable pets that do not compliment

their needs. . / "I always worry when some gixy comes ir> with a guard type dog, such as a Doberman or a German Shepherd, and the owner has leather pants or an

aggressive attitude ... the dog often reflects the own- er's attitude on society," he saicl. "Rottweilers are considered guard dogs. They get a lot of bad press, but if you look at the Rottweiler's owners you'll probably see the reason for this." Mollard said that his clients sometimes consult with him before buying an animal, but not as often as he would like. Mollard said there are a variety of places where people can find good pets. "I suggest using the newspaper for people who have litters at home. The trouble with the Humane Society and large gathering areas of cats is that often viruses run rampant - worms, infections of various sorts, ear mites, and fleas." At the Ontario Society For Prevention of Cruelty to Animals (SPCA) people can adopt animals and get free advice from the kennel attendants. "We're trying to find homes that are willing to have the animals spayed or neutered, keep the vac- cinations up to date and take proper care of the ani-

mals," said Kim Schiafone, who is a kennel atten-

dant at the York County Shelter in Newmarket. "If they live in an apartment we hesitate on that one too. We need a landlord's approval first before they can take the cat home. We're actually very picky." "If the owner really wants a dog in an apartment

they can take it out for all the walks it needs," said Mollard. "A lot of people living in apartments are single people or older people and they love the uncompromising love that a dog giyes you. Schiafone said the SPCA will not allow people to adopt animals for use in hunting and breeding, and that they reserve the right to refuse any application they wish too.

The animals are kept at the SPCA until a home is found. Sometimes the unadopted animals will be sent to another shelter.

Schiafone said people are often looking for kit- tens, and unusual calicos. One of the cats that has been at the shelter since June is a black Manx. A Manx is an exotic breed that does not have a tail

and would be very expensive if purchased from a breeder. But, she said part of the reason the cat has-

n't been adopted is because of that missing tail. Some people avoid exotic pets at all costs, but there is a demand in the market for unusual pets. "There's always a number of people who want

exotics. I don't encourage exotics," said Mollard. "I wouldn't want a ferret in my house. I'd rather have a skunk."

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A Humber Et Cetera guide to those furry animals tiiat malie our lives so grand Model citizen becomes a dog catcher M'^-'^y'-^i --ft;-- A dog catcher isn't all it's cracked up to be but sometimes you have to take the bull by the horns

by Colin Purser is waiting to snafu their dogs right through the windshield of her car with the

off their front lawn. when he thought she was taking flashers on. 1 She says she likes to think of his dog away. had children an animal lover at Se's herself as a friend to the stray "What this guy didn't realize is riding bikes eart. She's been a dog and unwanted animals. that I was coming in reverse to along side Dreeder for 20 years. And "1 offer them a place where return his dog that I had found me and peo- now, she tries to distance herself they can stay and have shelter down the street. Again, they all ple staring from a stereotype that has shad- and safety while I try to find assume you're the bad guy. out their owed her for eight years. She's them homes. "1 am definitely not Carol's job has a good side, windows. It "The Dog Catcher". the stereotypical dog catcher. I she says. was quite a Carol Anne Smithers was don't even like being called the "The job isn't as bad as I parade. your typical citizen of a small dog catcher, I prefer to be called make it sound. A lot of people She says town. A good housewife, and a K-9 Control," said Smithers. respect what I'm doing, and when she well respected member of her Although Carol must follow everything isn't always a sad got to her community. In 1987, she was the guidelines set down by the story. house she offered a job as the by-law Ontario Ministry of Agriculture She says sometimes people put the bull enforcement officer for Burford, and Food (pertaining to shelters), don't realize she doesn't only in her yard. i.e the dog catcher. Burford is the she says she makes her own work with dogs. One Sunday the "I went in to small farming community she rules. O.P.P. called her about picking call around moved to with her husband in "When I first started this job up a bull that had been running for the 1976. Some dogs aren't as fortunate as those caught eight years ago, I was very much around behind the comer store owner when by Carol Anne Smithers. photo by lisa wier She took the job not realizing ~'^"'^^~^~-^"~ perceived as 'the damn dog in downtown Burford. She took I got a what was in store. She found Carol Smithers would like her catcher'," she says. "People the call nevertheless. phone call that there was a bull herself drifting away from the image to change. thought I caught dogs, kept them "When I arrived, there was a running around on the street. It well respected member of the "I like to think I'm doing some for .three days and killed them. man standing with a rope around had cleared my fenced in yard," [community image she had good for the unwanted animals. I Because I set my own rules I try the full grown bull. I decided to she says. [always personified, suddenly think I am providing a valuable to keep the dogs ! pick up long walk the bull to my house until I "We chased it again, and I [becoming the bad guy. service, and I think a lot of these enogh to find them a home. could find a barn to store it n," had found a barn to store it in. "Most people have a very dogs, in the rural areas especial- "^Because of her image she si^ SfhiTi'e^Tls, *1 v^lkedlHrce (Quar- We walked half a mile to the [negative image of dog catching," ly, they have nobody but me. I she has encountered many prob- ters of a mile through downtown place, when a man ran out on to [she says. "They think the dog feel I am their last resort... their lems. She recalls one teenage Burford, with a bull on a rope the street and yelled, 'Hey! last chance to have something {catcher is a nefarious person who boy who put a bat and a police car escort running That's my bull!'." better than what they had.

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Seeing eye dogs lend a hand to the blind

by Shannon Annstfx>ng In one case, a man who'd worked for several years with a Labrador Retriever required a new dog. Guide dogs have been a fixture around He requested another Lab, but was the Canadian National Institute for the provided with a German Shepherd Blind (CNIB) for many years, helping instead. He protested, but tried to make those who are visually impaired with their the match work for him.

day to day life. After a few months, he went back Guide dogs are usually put into foster requesting a change. He was provided with homes at the age of two months, where a Lab, and has been working successfully they are started in their guide training. At with the dog for over four years. this stage they are taught basic obedience While most guide dogs are trained to

commands — sit, stay and come. work on the left side of the person (most Some specific training they will receive people being right handed, this leaves their during this time will accustom them to their right hand free for opening doors or carry- work as a guide dog. They ing packages), certain are taken to malls, parks, considerations can be Cutting vet costs with and other public places made for those who where they can be taught require a dog that can to respond to people, work the right side, loud noises and traffic. such as those who are pet insurance "The dog must be very amputees or with other confident in himself," says types of physical afflic- by Darren Surette according to company documentation, Elizabeth Thompson, tions. "cats are more independent and less pre- Special Services Coordinator for Canine As for age requirements, the minimun dictable than dogs". Vision Canada, the organization responsi- age is usually 16, for most people have Traditionally, a visit to the bank meant As with insurance plans for people, ble for providing guide dogs to patrons at stopped growing beyond this point. "The a trip to the bank. premiums decrease with the number of the CNIB. lead and handle can only be so long," But now, pet owners can insure pets pets insured. In this case a ten per cent "To be able to lead out and make deci- Thompson says. When a dog can be with against unexpected medical costs sions is important. If they discount is offered for three or more pets. are being lead an owner for as many as eight or nine through "pet insurance. into a dangerous situation, the The average monthly premium is $19 dog has to years "it makes it difficult for the person Mississauga insurance company per month. refuse a forward command," says (and the dogs) to adjust if they have their Petplan Insurance offers pet owners the In order for your pet to qualify to be Thompson. dog replaced for as many times as they opportunity to insure their cat or dog insured, the animal must be between the In their formal guide training, which grow. against expense due to accidental injury ages of 12 weeks and eight years, and usually begins at the age of one, they are To obtain a guide dog the candidate or illness. must be fully vaccinated at the time of taught how to lead, to pull out on com- "must be legally blind, have a need for a The plan does not cover the everyday the enrolment. mand, to avoid obstructions, proper dog, and mobile," Thompson says. "They medical costs of owning a pet such as The type of coverage varies depend- respect for traffic and how to take verbal also need orientation and mobility training neutering, spaying, or routine dental ing on the plan you choose. The "Gold directions. like the course offered at the CNIB. treatment. But, the plan does cover Plan" for dogs will pay a friend to babysit Common breeds for guide dogs include Since its founding in 1983, Canine expenses such as holiday cancellation Labrador Retrievers, your pooch or kitty if you are hospital- Golden Retrievers Vision Canada has helped thousands of costs due to pet illness, pet death due to ized for more than four days. And in the and German Shepherds. people improve their quality of life through illness and advertising/reward for recov- event of death due to illness, the plan will "We match the dog to the person," says the use of a seeing-eye dog and estimate ery of lost animals. pay upwards of $500 for replacement of Thompson, stating that sometimes people that by the year 2000 that they'll be issuing Premiums for insurance plans are your pet. do have a preference to the type of dog upwards of 75 dogs a year to those who cats than higher for dogs because, they'd rather work with. require a helping paw. ^ " "

Nov. 3, 1994 Number Et Cetera SPECIAL [P(B(£ 5>(§t> SECTION

A Number Et Cetera guide to those furry animals ttiat make our lives so grand

Jpst hangin' out Cat Motel provides alternative care and holidays

By Ryan C. Torres owner was retiring and searching for someone to carry on the Where can you find motel.

Marshmallow and Peanut Butter "I got involved with this busi-

happily playing together? Or ness by accident. I was looking Whiskey busily scratching away? for part-time work," says Cole.

What about Skidmark sleeping in "When I was younger I had little

a private room? dogs. I didn't really know much Yes, my sanity is intact. about cats." Actually, these are the names of For several years, Cole has cats. And the furry felines are liv- operated the motel successfully. ing the good life at the Cats' Her clients come from all over, Meow Motel. from Toronto to Don't try England. They leave booking yourself the cats in her care for a weekend for various reasons, get-away. The from houses being motel is strictly fumigated, lengthy Animals can act too! for cats and it family trips, right boasts "luxurious down to a man leav- accomodations" ing for a weekend on Bradley said her usual fee is Disney Pictures, and with |3y Darren Surette such as semi-pri- his Harley Davidson 20 per cent of the agreed con- Canadian companies like vate rooms, motorcycle. Don't call us, we'll call tract, but it fluctuates with the Partners Production of Toronto. you. grooming, and a "These people That's the advice Animal services rendered by both herself Bradley said the days of ani- full menu. For the cat going first become attached to their cats, Actor the animal/trainer team. abuse in the business Agent Glenda Bradley and mal media class, there's a private room they become part of their fami- gives her new clients?* * - "Sometimes the atrimals "have a»re over, and noted that most availaible with an arm chair of ly," says Cole. 'The families just "When people sign up their to be trained to do a new stunt," production companies are enlist- course. For cats who don't ask want someone to care for the animals, they're usually very she said, "and that means more ing the "mechanical mammal" to for much, there are large, carpet- cat." excited," said Bradley. "But the time, work and do stunt-work that tradition- more more was ed cages also known as At the moment, Cole has 32 demand for dogs and cats in the money." ally left to a live animal. Catominiums. cats in the motel. She does plen- movie business is very low." Bradley said the need for "You won't see live horses The rates are reasonable and ty of cleaning and washing, not Bradley said the enthusiasm domestic animals in the going oveV the cliff anymore" differ for each type of room. to mention answering phones of the first timers is admirable, Canadian media market is tradi- said Bradley, referring to a scene From $12 a night for a catomini- and doors. but most people are not aware tionally very low, because of the from a late seventies movie um to $20 for a private room. According to Cole, it takes an of the criteria that must be met prominence of Hollywood as a called "The Man From Snowy Big cats, small cats, shy cats, hour and a half to feed the cats. beforean animal will get a movie and media production River." social cats, they've all been at the If you believe 32 cats is plenty, rehearsal for a commercial, T.V., center. Bradley said she frequently Cats' Meow Motel. And down-to- the number doubles during the or film role. "Sometimes they are looking visits the sets of her clients, to earth owner, Jeanne Cole, has holidays. Bradley said animals must be for a cat or dog look-alike, and ensure the producers are not seen them come and go. It's a labour of love for Cole. graduates of a recognized obedi- that usually spells big money", making dangerous requests of "The more I work with these She cares for the cats as if they ence school to qualify. Not only she said, but added animals are her client's animals, and to see guys, the more respect I have for were her very own. to ensure the animal's compe- usually found in California, the animal's rights are not violat- them," says Cole, who admitted "When 1 look at them, we are tence, but to give the production because of the state's reputation ed in any way. Bradley said the not knowing much about cats no different as far as needs are company a certain of as "talent capital" for both ani- industry works within the para- amount before acquiring the motel. concerned. We don't want to be faith in the animal's trainer. mals people. meters set the Society for and by Before taking over the busi- hungry, or sad, or lonely," says Next, trainer and agent must Bradley has with Prevention of Cruelty to Animals worked ness. Cole worked part-time. Cole. "We need exactly the same agree on terms of payment. international filmaker Walt (SPCA). According to her, the previous things in our short, little lives."

Continued from pg. 20 cost $37 and for dogs $47. three hundred a year," said Science Diet, Eukanuba, and in an apartment have two cats Prices to have a cat spayed Schiafone. "The cheaper brands lams. rather than one. Mollard said vary. would be like your no name when you have two pets, they "It depends on the from No Frills, entertain each other and they're

Owning a pet gets cheaper size and if they've gone Loblaws special, good companions because they after the initial costs are dealt through heat," said or Purina Puppy When choosing a pet, people are often left alone for long peri-

with said Schiafone. Ollivierre. Chow. . . . The with allergies should not get ods of time. "We always tell people when Neutering a cat costs e dogs that will cause a reaction. "The down side is people feel they are adopting animals, the $65 at Mollard's clinic. The These dogs are known as non- two cats relate to each other first year of your pet's life you're price has gone up only $30 reactive dogs. He recom- more than to their owners. If looking at least $200." from when he first started 26 mends a standard poodle you have one cat they tend to Once you have paid for the years ago. as a good non-reactive be more human orientated," vaccinations, and spaying or To have a dog spayed dog because they don't said Mollard.

neutering, all you have left are or neutered it will cost shed, and they have good People could avoid being ini- your yearly booster shots. just over $100. If the clean coats. tially unhappy with their pets, "Most people that come in dog is older and has "Some people don't the problems that are expensive once a year to get good veteri- gone through heat the consider it," said Mollard. to fix, and the large veterinary nary advice aren't neglecting price will increase about $50 "People become very attached bills or fumigating bills if they their animals, therefore they to their pet, find out they're were more careful when choos-

don't have expensive neglect allergic to it — then they're real- ing a pet said Mollard. type veterinary bills," said expensive you're lookinij'at ly in a bind. "Small yappy and silly dogs Mollard. When feeding a pet, costs maybe $300 even $400. Perspective pet owners also are like small, yappy, silly chil- According to Michelle vary depending on the food. But, Schiafone said that it all have to determine whether or dren. They're created. 1 don't Ollivierre who worked as an "If you're going to feed it depends on how picky your cat not they want a pet that requires think most of it's hereditary. I assistant to Mollard for three cheap food you're probably is and on how much it eats. grooming. think most of it's environment," years, the annual cat boosters looking at close to two maybe The most expensive foods arc He also recommends people he said. " " "

21 Number Et Cetera Nov. 3, 1994 iiii)'i^l^;(v^^^<^ Sports EDITORS: Robert Ellidge and Sean B. Pasternak 675-3111 ext. 4514

It's all high-fives as the Number Hawks defeat Mohawk en route to the OCAA championships last Saturday. PHOTOS BY TANIA EVANGELISTA

Hawks strike gold ! Men's soccer team takes OCAA Championship in 3-2 win

TANIA EVANGELISTA The team screamed, chanted, "Of all the stuff I go through at and so did Seneca. Adolfo Mella said. ran hugging work, this is it's all about. was second to sail the ball past were put under a lot of Staff Writer around each other what "We on the field, as Mohawk silently It's the excitement of it all, watch- the goalie, but their second pressure, so I knew a goal would made their way to the dressing ing these guys celebrate a cham- shooter hit the pole. Adam come, it was just a matter of Fantastico! ..it's unbelievable Morandini saved their third shot, time. Then when the ball came The Humber Hawks men's room. pionship. an The Hawks were anything but feeling," said Athletic Director after Kirby Mitchell scored. Phil back to me, I thought 'I'm going soccer team are now the OCAA '-. silent. Doug Fox. Capotrella sent it flying past the to shoot it' and I got lucky. gold medal champions. "It's great. It was a very emo- goalie, resulting in the win for the On Saturday Oct. 29, the tional game for us because we ROAD TO THE FINALS Hawks and player of the game A LOT OF WORK TO DO Hawks flew to new heights in the had too people suspended Lorenzo Redwood, Dennis for Caporrella. "Our team has a lot of work to Ontario College's Athletic many from a very rough game yester- Dametto and Eric Ranadlo were "We went in thinking it was do, " he said. Association (OCAA) finals, beat- day, and Mohawk had a full suspended from the gold medal going to be a tough game, and "If we play to our potential, ing Mohawk College 3-2. squad, but to win under those game due to red card from that's what it turned out to be. we'll have no problems. We The final goal was scored in conditions is very good," said Friday's semifinal game against We gave it 150 per cent and have to play how we should injury time on a free kick. head coach Germain Sanchez. Seneca. thank God we had the luck with play." Adolfo MeHa was responsible "Finally I feel good. At home I Humber beat Seneca 3-2 in us today," Caporrella said. If Friday and Saturday's game for all three of the Hawks goals. have three medals: two bronze, a penalty shots. "I felt confident having Adam is how they should play, the The team and the Humber fans silver and an empty space. This There were moments that in net, I knew he was a good other teams eyeing the gold that travelled, chanted 'Chilean!' one will fill the space, " said goal- Humber did not know if they goalie against penalty shots. I Canadian national medal better Emotions ran high after the keeper Adam Morandini. would make it. The weather was was confident without shooters. watch out. game. With gold medals hanging "Words cannot describe or cold and windy, the referee was Personally with my goal, I was "The Canadian's are going to proudly around their neck, the explain how I feel," said Franco calling everything, giving out nervous but I was relieved after I be tough," Sanchez said. Hawks took turns kissing the tro- Vaiano. cards freely and repeatedly. saw the ball go by the goalie". "More games, artificial phy. "Three months of hard work Humber received four yellow They were also relieved after turf...wc have a good chance. "This is one of the best* days — what a bunch of guys. You cards and two red cards. Eric Ranaldo drove the ball past We'll be there and I think we'll be of my life," said Hawk veteran got to love these guys, all of Redwood received his third the goalie on Monday Oct. 24, fighting for gold". Phil Caporrella. them are my brothers, they're the yellow card of the season, result- where they played Fanshawe. Humber College has felt the "It feels incredible!" \ best. coaches are fantastic. ing in automatic red card and The was tied 3-3 and had gold rush. Ontario has felt the Many of the players could The an game never lost hope in us, suspension for the next game. gone into overtime. With two gold rush, and the hardly express themselves. Germain now Hawks we never lost hope in each other. Seneca scored in overtime, minutes left in the game, are hoping to make Canada feel "I don't have words to say It's bad to win this way, always but the goal didn't count because Ranaldo sent the ball flying into it too. (how 1 feel). Fantastico! from behind, but it's fantastic and of interference. It then the net. College is their Fantastico!" said top goal scorer came Humber on I love it!". Everyone on the team to penalty shots. "I thought our team a to Montreal to play for the Adolfo Mella. down had way felt Vaianp's enthusiasm. Marlon Archer scored first, good chance to win," Ranaldo NCAA gold medal Nov. 10-13. team off to a great start

Humber downs Cambrian 101-77 in exhibition game :

JASON JUMP game. At the half the by as much as 15 points. Staff Writer "It starts with our defence, Hawks lead 53-51. Guard Oneil Henry said team and we did a great job in the In the second half, chemistry helps their defence.

After a slow first half, the second half, ' said Katz. the game belonged to "Myself, Mark (Croft) and Hawks defence clicked to crush "Play defence, run, and the Hawks as their Steve (McGregor) play very well the Cambrian Golden Shield shoot the ball well is our strong defence pre- together, and play hard strength. 107-77 in men's basketball last vailed. Cambrian con- defence," said Henry. Saturday. In the first half, the Hawks sistently turned the ball "Whenever there's a turnover Forward Steve McGregor was were behind by as much as 10 over allowing the they look for me first, and that's the Hawks leading scorer with 25 points. Cambrian was hitting a Hawks to pull away. where the fast breaks start off. points. lot of three pointers, plus the Within the first 10 min- The Hawks are participating Coach Mike Katz said their Hawks committed a total of 10 Point guard Oneil Henry goes to the net utes of the second this weekend in the John Abbott team fouls. f>alf the defence helped them win the against Cambrian. PHOTO BY JASON JUMP , Hawks lead tournament in Montreal. ^^. ."y Nov. 3,1994 Number Et Cetera Spobts

":^. Constructing the perfect QB

So for pure fantasy, I will attempt to construct the per- rate for converting on fourth down, Montana's unwaver- fect quarterback, by taking traits from those in the NFL, ing confidence when in the two-minute-drill and BEVOND THE to create a player who would be equipped mentally and Cunningham's versatility, ie. punting. physically to avoid the injury bug. A successful quarterback also has intangibles which BOKSCORE To start he would be tough and durable, like Buffalo's make him a winner and my man would have the mature

Jim Kelly, able to take the hits but still get the job done. head and leadership skills of Aikman and the attitude of He would possess the arm strength of Cunningham the New England's Drew Bledsoe who exhibits a willing- combined with his fluid throwing motion. He would ness to learn under pressure. And for leadership on the STEVE KAGAN release the ball quickly, like Miami's Dan Marino, to avoid sidelines there is none more suitable to draw from than Columnist the pass rush. the Raiders Vince Evans, who at 39, is the oldest player A quarterback should also be able to read opposing on oftence in the league. Have you ever heard the phrase "Kill the defences and he would have the smarts and vision of The perfect quarterback would have all these attribut- Quarterback"? Kansas City's Joe Montana, whose knowledge of oppos- es, of course he'd win every Super Bowl and lead the

This season is officially quarterback hunting season as ing defences is second to none. He would also have the league in efficiency too.

week eight in the National Football League (NFL) was patience to stay in the pocket and let the play develop, However, such success is not possible because it takes

characterised by the amount of quarterbacks that went something Montana does so well - it's little wonder he has a lot to be even considered a good quarterback. Even down with injuries. the best pass completion percentage in NFL history the great ones suffer setbacks, ie. Marino 1993- torn Dallas's Troy Aikman and Cleveland's Vinny (around 64%). Achilles tendon and with so much to think about on and Testaverde both left their teams in mid -game after suffer- Many times a defence will force the quarterback to be off the field its a miracle that some last as long as they do.

ing concussions and Stan Humphries of the Chargers and flushed out and this is where his athletic ability is usually Erik Kramer of the Bears sprained ankles that threaten to put to the test. My signal caller would have Steve Young's keep them out of action for extended periods of time. (San Francisco) ability to scramble, combined with his tal-

Coincidence, I think not. ent for being able to improvise on the run. For sheer pace The lack of pass protection is leading to quarterbacks when forced out of the pocket, he would have Denver taking a pounding. For instance, in the last Monday Pivot John Elway's speed. nighter, the Houston Oilers defence blitzed Philadelphia's He would be armed with a number of tricks designed

Randall Cunningham at least 35 times, mixing it up, to confuse opposing defences, like the NY Jets Boomer sending men from linebacker, comer and safety spots. Esiason's play action fake. He would also have Troy Then there was the Raider's Jeff Hostetler, ripping into Aikman's (Dallas) ability to throw the deep touch pass on his offensive line after absorbing yet another sack from long yardage situations. the Miami defence two weeks ago. This quarterback would not throw many interceptions, Injuries are a part of the game and we all know that, a trait that Miami's Bernie Kosar possesses considering but the bottom line is that football fans are being that he has the all-time touchdown to interception rate in deprived of seeing the best product their team has to NFL history.

offer when their first choice signal callers are not lining up When the game is on the line he would have Marino's over centre on Sunday afternoons. penchant for come-backs (35 and counting) and success

Hands-up at the recent recreational Co-Ed volleyball championships PHOTO BY JASON JUMP Rec. #1 are champs!

JASON JUMP sion advanced to the playoff they (SAA) needed help." Staff Writer rounds. The referees as well as the The entry-fee was $25 per participants didn't mind partici- The recreational Co-Ed vol- team. The six teams that partici- pating in the tournament after a HUMBlR'^mCOLLEGE leyball championship was decid- pated in the playoffs received a long busy day. Referee Mark ed last week as $15 rebate. Borteous says, the job Rec.#l defeated was fun. ^-y'-^ the Crew two games to one. The remaining teams were the "1 already work here as an Rec.#rs scores were 15-7, Crew, Energia, Staff Stars, X- Athletics staff worker, so working and 15-3. The team won beer Men, Monkey Brains, and here as a referee is another mugs, and championship T- Rec.#l. However, two teams source of income", said shirts. The teams which partici- that made it to the playoff Borteous.

pated in the playoff rounds rounds, Six Pack and Extreme 1, The referees are paid out of received participation certificates. were no shows. the entry fees. Since September 22, there's The tournament coordinator Last year's champions called been a recreational Co-Ed vol- Julie Geering says she decided to the X-Men (known as the TRY OUTS

leyball tournament in the coordinate the tournament so Whalers last year) made it to the Humber gym. After a month of she could use the job as a field semi-finals. The team represent- elimination, six teams remained placement. ed Residence which previously Mon. Nov. 7 7:30 p.iii. to play for the championship. "I'm in the Recreation had their own tournament. A total of 15 teams started out Leadership Program here at Team captain Jennifer Veale in the tournament. There were Mon. Nov. 7:30 p.m. Humber", said Geering. "I have says, the tournament is fun, and 14

two divisions, silver and blue. to put in 150 hours per semester, it's a way to meet other students. The top four teams in each divi- so I chose to get involved when GyniC Everyone Welcome . "

m Number Et Cetera Nov. 3, 1994 Spobts Mississauga Chargers keep on chargin* Team blitzes Bramalea but gets stung by Buzzers in weekend action

ROB CAMPBELL behind the play, " said Bartlett. feated record. ^ weekend," Bartlett praised. Staff Writer While he did not deny the "They've got the monks Chargers goal scores against fact that the roughing incident doing the right thing for them," the Buzzers were Glen Bradbury,

It's a terrible way to lose a occurred, Bartlett wonders if Bartlett said, referring to the Peter McGague, and Mark tight hockey game. That is the the call was necessary. Buzzers success. Morano. way the Mississauga Chargers "Both guys were well behind Friday night the score was Scoring for the Chargers in coach and general manager the play and our guy got caught David Franco with 39 seconds close for the first two periods the Bramalea game were Dan Charlie Bartlett felt after Sunday retaliating, " he said. remaining on the clock. against the with McClean, Mark Falconi, Sean night's 5-4 loss to the St. During the Buzzers last-minute "Of all the guys you would the Chargers ahead 4-3. Klaver, John Guinyou, Glen Michaels Buzzers. power play with the game tied at want to have a breakaway, J.C.'s Then in the first 3 minutes of Bradbury, Mark Morano and

With a minute and 46 seconds 4, J.C. Larocque, who leads the one of them. It is just one of the third, the Chargers scored Larocque. left in the third period, the division in scoring, missed a those things that he missed. twice within 40 seconds and This Friday night the Chargers' Chargers' Dan McClean received short-handed breakaway. Then St. Michael's is tied for first never looked back. Scoring four are in Bramalea, and on a roughing penalty. moments later St. Michael's place with the Caledon more times to win the game 10- Saturday they will host the unde- "The tussle occurred in the D'Arcy O'Shea put the game win- Canadiens, but sits in second 3. feated Caledon Canadiens. center ice area and was well ner past Chargers because of the Canadiens' unde- "The boys played well on the Game time is 1:30. Humber Hawks Profiles Series Two In this, our second installment of 'collectable' profiles, members of the gold-medal winning men's soccer team. li'lffi^^KSOCCER HAWKS SOCCER ER HAWKS SOCCER

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PR Students have worked hard for the past few weeks holding several events to raise money for the United Way. One of the fundraisers was The Great Swan Race (above) held in the Number River Arboretum, behind the residence building, Oct. 28. The race had some great prizes. First prize was a trip to Acapulco. Students also had the chance to participate in a Karaoke night in Caps (left). The PR students raised $756 falling just short of the $1000 goal. PHOTOS BY KEN COLLISON AND ROANNE ARBOLY

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