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High Lead Found In Water, Tests To Continue Water Testing Inc., an agency Administrative Vice President discussion, we will be shutting dollar "filtration proposal" to by Tracey Hardman in Manchester, N.H., analyzed StanNicholsonstated, "Should them down." be implemented in 1992. Staff Writer 85 samples from Colby, and of we shut them down? My guess "The good news (from) this Although the proposal is ex- the 16 contaminate sites, 10 is that we will." He continued round of tests is that the lead pected to remedy many cur- The results of the most recent were in Mudd and the remain- that on Wednesday morning levels in the dining halls are rent water problems, Colby still tests of Colby's water indicate ing 6 in Arey, Bixler, and Eu- he, President William R. Cot- low," stated Nicholson, the has a dilemma for at least the that 16 sites on campus have stis. Nine were water coolers ter, and Associate Professor of resultsbeingfourppb,andthree next three years. lead levels above 50 parts per or dri nkin g fountains. Biology Hussell Cole will meet, ppb in Dana, seven ppb in Nicholson and Lewis dis- billion(ppb),an illegal level. Commenting on the results, and, "I think based on (that) Chaplain, the two active halls cussed many of their specula- at the time when samples were tive solutions and emphasized taken, and 18 ppb in Johnson plans to test a flushing system and 12 ppb in Foss, the two that would increase the activ- Should S&S Have Guns inactive halls. ity and therefore reducethelead Nicholson discussed these content of the water on cam- by Deborah Fuller pointed out that it is obviously remembers that three years ago results along with a history of pus. Staff Writer ineffective and implausible to Director of Safety and Security water testing and problems at "I am very confident that ask a criminal to wait a mo- Peter Chenevert said that he Colby in a meeting on Tuesday through flushing we can pro- Officer Ronald Cutter would ment while he contacts the city ordered these new receivers, night along with Alan Lewis, vide low lead water...," Lewis prefer to carrya gwt,butSafety police. but he never actually did. director of physical plant, and said, "[We] just have to find out and Security officers at Colby Cutter believes the best way Dickinson said he does not members of the Board of Direc- how to do it." are not allowed to carry weap- to handle the dilemma would see any need to be armed. He torsof the Colby Environmental The results of more compre- ons of any type while on duty. be the implementation of a trial sees it as intimidating and said Council. hensive tests which were taken Cutter stressed, however period over spring break and it would be "too much of a Nicholson also commented on justaftertheFeb. 2tests,should being unarmed "really doesn't the summer months when the temptation." He can think of what Cheeseman termed "the bearriving today and will give bother me."Head of Public campus hosts academic and no instance whenhe could ever light at the end of the tunnel," a the administration added in- Safety Mark Van Valkenburgh athletic camps. If this trial pe- have used a gun to his advan- recent proposal by the Ken- sight into aesthetic and carcino- believes an officer carrying a riod with armed officers works, tage. nebec Water District. The Dis- genic aspects of the water. gun would "breed more than it it should be put into effect. Neither officers at Bates nor trict, which provides Colby Concerningtheongoingprob- would cure. Cutter does recognize the the officers at Bowdoin carry withourwater and has encoun- lem of the lead content, Officer Cutter does not agree. need for safety rules and regu- guns, and Van Valkenburgh tered many problems because Nicholson and Lewis are con- When asked if he would like to lations if officers were to be- said, "Ithinkitismorethenorm its supply is extracted from sidering further tests, possibly carry a gun on campus Cutter come armed, such as safety not to carry weapons." How- China Lake, is expecting ap- withsamplesfromshowersand replied, "In some instances, holsters so that no one could continued on page 13 proval on a 12 to 14 million bathrooms on campus. yes." But "if I feel my life is in get a hold of the gun. All of the jeopardy, I don't approach the present full time officers have situation." Cutte r carries a graduated from the State loaded and concealed gun Police Academy and are certi- No Blacks In Early Admission during his part-time duty as a fied to carry a gun, He sug- by Margaret McCrudden ority in the admissions office assistance to minority students policeman in Waterville, and gested that there be fines and Staff Writer and more new programs were through the Ralph J. Bunche he feels more like he is fulfill- job suspensions for casual and instituted this year to attract Scholars Program. About 10 of ing his duties there. careless use. Colby officer Although the 330 fall and elusive minority applicants. the top minority students from Situations about which he James Dickinson remembers winter Early Decision appli- The admissions representa- those admitted each year are would be apprehensive with- that a former security officer cants was 31 percent higher tives were on the road visiting awarded special grantsas part out a gun are approaching a car here used to fire warning shots than last year, the stepped up more city schools with a high of their financial aid package. full of people, particularly acar above students heads. effort by the admissions office percentage of minority stu- Also, faculty, parents, alumni, that doesn't have a Colby Cutter realizes that neither to increase racial diversity did dents,andextendedmany open trustees, and friends of Colby sticker or that he doesn't recog- Van Valkenburgh nor the Dean not yield any Early Decision doors for students to "experi- are encouraging qualified nize, and any incident with of Students Janice Seitzinger black applicants. ence Colby" by visiting classes minority applicants. alcohol involved. agrees with him. "The hierar- Dean of Admissions Parker and staying overnight in the Beyond the commitment to a Van Valkenburgh said that chy cringes [at the mention of Beverage, who has examined residence halls. more diverse student body,the he reminds his officers to keep armed officers] and thinks of about 25 percent of the Regular Also new to Admissions this admissions office is also work- a safe distance in dangerous Kent State/' said Cutter. Decision applications, reports yearis a programorganized by ing towards a more diverse situations and to immediately Seitzinger agrees with Van only a minimal increase in the Colby, Bowdoin, and Bates geographic distribution. From contact the Waterville police, Valkenburgh, believing that a overall number of black apply- working together with high this year's Early Decision ap- who he believes will assist the problem in which an officer ing to Colby. school guidance counselors to plicant pool, 61 percent were college "in a moment's notice.'-' would need a gun - or even to He said that most schools attract more minorirystudents. from New England, and 39 All the Safety andSecurityvans frisk or actually make an arrest similar to Colby, such as Bates In September, the Maine col- percent werefromoutsideNew have direct, contact with the oncampus--arises no more than andMiddlebury,usuall y do not leges financed a three day con- England. Waterville departmentthrough once a year. see a great number of minority ference visiting the different "These statistics are not un- a FM channel, but the receiver Cutter does see a few com- applicants due to location, fi- campuses to explain the vari- usual as students tend to stay that an officer carries on his promises. He would like to nancial obstacles, and college ous programs and opportuni- -within their own state or within body does not have that capac- update the receivers that the counseling resources within ties open to seniors. 400 miles of their hometown" ity. officers carryso that they could high school; One such opportunity at explained Beverage. "For some Cutter, in response to Van contact the Waterville depart- Beverage stressed that racial Colby isa scholarshipprogram students it is a little too much Valkenburgh's statement ment from anywhere. He diversity at Colby is a top pri- to offer special recognition and *ontinued on page 3

3 of 4 Years It's That Time A White Stage Deferring Diversity What does it take to Brian Murphy's once again Professor Lisa Low reviews Are students willing to graduate in less than eight enlightens the Colby Dick Sewell's production A sacrifice what is necessary to INSIDE semesters? Perhaps it is community with this worldly Winter's Tale on page 6. , create a more diverse impossible. Page 2. advice. Page 4. community? Turn to page 11. No Exceptions To A Four Year Education by Catherine Breen instead of four years. have petitioned...but permis- sideration. If her condition is that she would have to prove Staff Writer Jenkins is convinced the com- sion has not yet been granted," serious, she needs a medical her academic ability in order to mittee will not reverse their he stated. statement from her doctor in convince the school of her de- Sophomore Julie Jenkins sub- decision. Dean of Students Janice Seitz- order to graduate early. sire to graduate early. Last mitted a petition for early Registrar George Coleman inger could not be reached for The Jenkins family, consisting semester, Julie took a total of 20 graduation last November to said, "...Not just anyone can comment of her mother, three sisters,and credit hours and ended up with the Administrative Committee walk into the Registrar's Office Jenkins said that if the commit- one brother, are feeling the ef- a grade point average of 3.8. due to "financial, family, and and want to graduate early." tee denies her request again she fects of this financial dilemma, Her overall GFA stands at a medical" problems. A month Since the eight semester rule will have no choice but to trans- said Julie. She explained that 3.56. In addition to her de- later the committee denied her was implemented a few years fer. She has already submitted her education expenses, as well manding workload>Julie works request to graduate in three back, "only three or four people her transfer application to the as those of her brother and sis- in the library 10 hours every University of Maineat Augusta ter who are also both currently week. and is awaiting a reply. She enrolled in college,place a hefty Coleman stated that, "the said that they have already burden on her mother, who is [eight semester] rule wasputin Gradebooks Found agreed to let her graduate a confined to a wheelchair. for educational reasons. All by Lori Wright that he had made, because the year early if she is accepted. Assisting her disabled mother factors are considered, some News Editor book was taken before he had "Maybe Colby won't let me was another reason for her more than others." givenatest. "No student would graduate early," stated Jenkins petition. "She can drive," Julie The college assumes that if a Gradebooks stolen 3 years have a reason" to steal the inclosing/'butlhopethatsome said, "but she can not get student is sick for a semester or ago fromlocked offices in Miller gradebook, stated Meehan. day they will make exceptions." around in the winter." has personal problems it is Library were recently found by The main loss according to According to Jenkins, medical Jenkins believes that if the expected that the semester will electrician John McCutcheon both Titenberg and Meehan difficulties, such as her acute school were to disregard the be made up at a later date, ac- while he was installing new was not having the informa- asthma, present a problem for personal information contained cording to Coleman. computer cables. According to tionneeded to writerecommen- her in the college environment. inher petition, they should have The Registrar referred all McCutcheon he found them dations. Titenberg said that he However, when this point was at least looked at her academic questions about procedure to above the ceiling tiles in the "lost information which the brought up to the committee, record. President William R. Cotter, unisex bathroom in the His- grade itself cannot tell you." Jenkinswas told that such situ- When shebegan her freshman who chairs the Administrative tory/Government department Pat Kick, Secretary in the ations are not taken into con- year at Colby, Jenkins realized Committee. and on top of a book case in the Government Department, said English department. that Bev Hawk thought she had According to economics Pro- misplaced her gradebook, since Seiler s Makes Picture LD.'. s fessor Tom Titenberg, one of "she tends to mispalce things." those whose gradebook was Kick has no clues as to why it stolen, "it does not seem to be was stolen. "Why?" she said, by Steve Chernoff TheseThe changes Rule have evoked atmosphere between students related to cheating. There must "We just don't know." Staff Writer mixed reactions among stu- and the people who run the have been some other purpose When he found the grade- dents. "Some of them are very, dining halls. Besides, there are because I can easily reconstruct books, McCutcheon handed Cash or another form of pic- very nice about it," says one always ways of sneaking in." the grades." them over to secretaries Kick ture identification (I.D.) are the I.D. checker, referring to those Other students approve of the The only information in eco- and Hennetta Rand without only two tickets to Seller's meal who forget their I.D. "Others. , change. "I think thaf s fine," nomics Professor Jim Meehan's evenopeningthebooksto check if a student forgets his or her .well, the language isn't too says a sophomore male. "The stolen gradebook were notes who owned them. Colby I.D., according to a new nice." people there workhardenough policy effected by Dining Serv- Says one sophomore male, as it is. If students can't reme- ices last week. If the student "If s kind of silly. It shows a mer to bring one form of I.D. pays he can obtain a receipt lack of trust that creates a bad with them, if s their ownf ault." Tour s By Twos and be reimbursed in the Din- Joy Marean Donnelly knows of two cases ing Servies offices, but other- Staff Writer in which a pair has requested wise he or she will not be al- to give a tour together, one of lowed to eat. A new plan has just been which took place on Tuesday. According to Roberts Dining instituted by the Admissions "If they're diverse enough, it Hall Manager Tony Russo two problems existed under the old Off the Hill office whereby two people can will workout well," he said. In lead a tour. a letter to the tour guides Don- policy, in which students who According to Gretchen Bean nelly wrote, "either find some- forgot their I.D. could either fill '85, a member of the Admis- one to share a slot or we'll try to out a slip or tell the I.D. checker Bowdoin sions staff , the second tour match you with.someone who his or her I.D. number. Six students were recently charged by a liquor enforcement guide on each tour will be a has yet to be trained. Ideally, "Some students who didn't officer for using forged ID's. One of the six isa dorm proctor, but new guide who has never tours will include two very have their I.D. would tell their no names were released. The students will go to court on Feb. guided a tour before. "[It's an] differentpeople,perhapsanon- number to the lady at the com- 21, and the maximum sentence possible is a $1000 fine and 364 effort to train tour guides/' says athlete andanathlete,a science puter and then later grab their days in jail. Bean, "and [as a result] more major and a humanities major, missed meal credit at the Spa," people can become guides." a flaming liberal and an ultra- Russo said. Trinity The second person on the tour reactionary conservative.' A second major drawback is an observer, and is able to This plan will be effective was the long lines resulting As of next fall Trinity will need a new President, and the search discuss with the main tour until April, when the amount fromlarge numbersofstudents is already underway. A committee comprised of two students, guide any questions and/or of tours will increase to 36 per with no I.D. cards. five faculty, and seven trustees will be elected to evaluate the problems he/she might have week. Between now and April, "It was an administrative candidates. The current president will help the new appointee afterward. Also, as an added only 10 tours will be given each nightmare," explained Russo. make the transition through the spring and summer. advantage, if one of the tour week, as applications are cur- "Tlie blue slips would pile up Trinity is competing with Colby for the worst water. The guides were unable to make rently being processed, and a and the lines would slow way Trinity tap water is brown and students complain of stained his/her scheduled tour, the largenumberofinteryiewswlll down." One day last week, it clothes and undrinkable water. second tour guide could lead not occur until the end of the was calculated that eleven per- the group. school year, when perspectives cent of the students admitted Tufts Head tour guide Dave Don- of the, class of '94 will visit into Roberts Dining Hall had no identification. A Tufts student sold, T-shirts advertising "15 reasons why nelly'91 said that in addition to Colby. Thus, new tour guides beer is better than women," infuriating the women's rights training freshmen and sopho- can be trained now and will be Two days later, however, with the new policy in effect, group on campus, The group brought the shirt to the more guides, "two people who able to help with the large administration's attention and the student was put on level two get along very well can divide number of tours in the upcom- only two percent showed up probation and suspended. up the tour and both speak." ing months. without I.D. Admissions EARLY DECISION APPLICATIONS: 1965 - 1989 continued from page 1 adventure to go to school so far away from home. However, we work to make the location of Maine beneficial to us. It is an extraordinary opportunity to live in a rural area for a few years building friendships". Each of the seven membersof the admissions teamhavespent about five weeks travelling to public and private high schools throughout New England, as well as Minnesota, Ohio, Illi- nois, and extensively in Cali- fornia. A successful new program was a trip to South American high schools offering informa- tion about the school. OneEarly Decision applicant from Argen- tina is already preparing for the "Colby experience" and Beverage expects at least two more candidates to file appli- cations.

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Fresh from my Jan Plan in which I When asked to comment on his team's completed a rigorous independent successcaptainof theJerry Garcias, Jerry study in Theory of Nintendo, I'm ready Tm So Mellow I Don't Have A Pulse" to usher in my final semester of Colby Weir, responded, " I really can't put my life with a few observations for you. finger on it right now. Actually man, I I'm suing Colby. I noticed I'm starting can't put my finger on anything right to lose a little of my precious hair and now 'cause my hippie helmet just fell I've discovered why. After many tests over my eyes, but I guess if s really just and consultations with experts, I have that special feeling all the guys on the conclusively determined that my pro- team get when we put on our team tie Colby Students gressing hair loss is due to excess radia- die jerseys. Its feels almost like being at tion exposure from the book detector at a Dead show man, ya know? We also thelibrary. All damages received from like to play a tapeof the Dead's Syracuse Brush With Greatness my impending law suit against Colby '78 show in the locker room before the will be used to establish the Cy Spirling game. The music seems to flow into us by Emily Gallagher my friend's little brother broke our Hair Club For Men Memorial Scholar- and helps us to communicateand really Staff Writer dumbfounded silence: ''If s Captain ship to be granted to those Colby stu- relate to the sack, ya know man?" Steubing! It's Captain Steubing from dents and faculty who suffer from this The Colby Crossfire must have some It happened one summers' evening a The Love Boat I" same horrible ailment. serious financial backing fr om alumni year and a half ago, but it seems like Yes, Merrill Steubing,otherwise known By the way, if anyone tries to steal a the way they keep cranking out those only yesterday. My friends and I had as Gavin MacLeod, was practically on book out of the library and is caught, issues, huh? Their real problem must be enjoyed that day at the beach and, hav- my front lawn. When we tried to ap- they should be thrown out of Colby for that it only takes them three months to ing had our fill of salt and sun, headed proach him it was obvious he was in a theheinouscrimeof stupidity,not steal- think up stupid things to say. back to our summer house in the dilapi- hurry, for he wouldn't slow his pace ing. You would have to be an absolute I've discovered a great way to rid dated station wagon we were so proud even f or an autograph. Quickly we moron if you stole a book and were yourself of all those anxieties and frus- to cruise in. As we unloaded our mis- learned that Gavin was late to a very subsequently caught because you set trations resulting from the academic cellaneous beach items from the car; a important blueberry pie contest he was offthatsophisticatedpieceofhighsecu- load at Colby. You simply go to the Mac friend began pointing repeatedly at a supposed to be judging. Without hesi- rity machinery known as the book de- Lab when a monitor is not there and sit passingpedestrian whispering,"I know tating, my friend jumped in that half- tector. in the monitor's seat. When a confused that guy, I know that guy!" We all emptied station wagon and got Gavin Colby is a lot like Mexico, DON'T person who has just lost a 15 page terni turned to see if it mightbeaclassmateor to thecontest justin thenick of time. We DRINK THE WATER! paperapproachesyou,assomeonemost neighbor she was referring to, but as we were rewarded for our gallant efforts Has anybody checked out that obser- assuredly will, simply say with a very focused the recognition hit us. Our with an autographed 8x10 glossy that, vatory down by the shell? It reminds concerned and confused expression, " I wildest dreams were confirmed when continued on page 9 meofthe"cooler"atStalag l3inHo^fln's really don't know what to do. I hope to Heroes . As of March 31, 1989, anyone God you saved it on anpther disk." found guilty at Stu-J hearings will be Of course it is vital that you never let When Bowdoin Wheezed subject to a mandatory 10 days in the on that you are not the monitor. When observatory without parole. you see this person freak out, you'll And Bates Was Weak Kneed I-Play Update: begin to feel better immediately as you Jennifer Scott As we go marching by In the exciting and unpredictable realize that your academic worries are Features Editor Our torches flash in ev' ry lady' s eye, Underground Fraternity League, or nothing compared to someone who Our trembling victims await our call UFL, the upstart Lovejoy Deans has believes they have just lost a term paper Zap! If s right around the turn of the As we go marching on recently scored consecutive upset vic- that is due at 8:30 a.m. the next day. century. Tuition at Colby is $275 a Singing Delta Kappa Epsilon tories over a strong Zeta Psi club and A great excuse to tell your professor semester. You're going to school on the the always solid Delta Upsilon squad. when you're late for class in Lovejoy- banks of the Kennebec River, not on Well, I don't know about you all but I Winless since the inception of the and you remember that the four faces of Mayflower Hill. If you're a fan of the know my eyes light up like fireworks on league in 1984, the Deans now sport a 2- the library clock always tell a different , you probably sit in the the forth of July every time the brothers 4 record. timie. Pretend you're John Candy in stands and shout cheers at the home proudly march by. Yea. Right. Leader and sparkplug for the Deans Stripes and say "Now Professor (insert team like the ohes in your handbook Every class back around this time had this year has been their captain Janice name), I'm really not late for your class which you were required to memorize. its own class colors. The class of 1898's "We Have Ways Of Making You Talk" because the clock face on the Lovejoy One of the more poular cheers went colors were pink and grey, '99's colors Seitzinger. Always in the middle of the side says 9:30 and the clock face on the 'Tinky,Panky,Poo!TheMules aire going were violet and white, and the class of action and the leader on the team in Mudd side says 9:40. Now if this class tostickittoyou."Alsoatthega*mes,you 190O's colors were golden brown and CF s- Confessions Induced, Seitzinger is was in Mudd I'd be late, but if s not, it's might sing one of the more popular lemonV.What were they trying to teach the backbone of the team. in Lovejoy, so I'm right on time." ditties which went a little something studentsbackthenbecauseitsurewasn't Second on the team irt.CI's and another You know why that giant satellite dish like this, "There's a time in this year the fine art of color coordination. vital cog in the Big Dean Machine is that isn't getting Soviet television yet? If s when we shall loudly cheer 'Good Old By the 1930* and 40's, Colby had devel- veteran of many underground frater- because it's not a satellite dish. If s Winning Time!' When poor Bates has oped into a fully-blown sexist institute, nity wars, Mark "I See That Christmas really a part of the Star Wars Defense the wheezes and Bowdoin weak the girls were not allowed to go to any Wreath Behind Your Back" Serdjenian. System. Colby received a large grant kneeses-When poor Bowdoin is beaten public dances. They were not allowed The man running the show from the from the federal government in ex- and her humble pie eaten..." to smoke in public. In one handbook sidelines is the Deans' inspirational changefor permission to place the giant Anyway, you get the point. from 1957it says, "No woman will actin coach Bill "Lef s Make A Deal" Cotter. laser beam misssle destroyer near the Rounding out the Deans' roster are: football field. Each fraternity had several songs which any manner detrimental either to her es they proudly sang as well. In one of the character or to the reputation of the DeanMarti^DeanWhitterJarn Dean, I can sleep so much better now that I handbooks, the owner, one Winthrop college, as a result of indulgence in alco- Jan and Dean, and Dizzy Dean. know I'm safe from a Soviet missle at- Winslow, had written one of his frater- holic beverages." The UFL schedule has not yet been set tack at Colby. It's almost worth an- nity songs which I'm sure he believed in No mention of how the men on the for second semester but stay tuned otherlO% increase in tuition. In fact, whole-heartedly and sang proudly. It campus should act when indulging in 'cause there's sure to be more exciting there's no way that really is a satellite said, alcoholicbeverages;they may havebeen UFL possible Colby academic career dish used to pick up Soviet television allowed to drink moonshine until the ending action. Remember, The UFL- becauseColby would never be stupid The campus windows are lifted high continued on page 5 Ifs BANtastic! continued on page 13 Looking At Colby From Caen by Geoff Hayden ¦ ¦WB aao gBBaHBnniBaBwnawi gs^no ^i^niinunw Contributor underneath. After two months drinking...we have two glasses of therapy, she says, "Oh, but of whatever. We're not going "People here are much more I've already forgotten about to get drunk for the sake of naive and innocent than they that." getting drunk." are at home. And I like it very Sandrine came to Colby While at Colby she wants to much," began Sandrine Dufils, largely because she wanted to meet as many different people PARSONS an exchange student from finish her major in English, as she can in an attempt to get SCHOOL OF DESIGN Dozule, France. "People here which is one of five languages to know Americans. "People do not get too old too fast. An that she speaks, but also be- inFrancearenotveryfriendl y," 18-year-old in France is like a cause she wanted to go to school she says, "Here you can say 1ii' Special Summer Prog rams 22-year-old here." with people she knew from to somebody and they will say On the other hand, she points France, who were from Colby Iii' back. In France everybody out that there is a bitof imma- and studying in Caen. She felt just ignores you." turity that goes along with it. this would make the transition Even if she missed home and FRANCE "People don't know what easier. She decided that Colby, the university she has gradu- money is worth," she says, despite the cold, would be a ated from, shehasfeeen toobusy conjuring up images of the first pleasant surprise for someone to notice. She mono-skis, a one WEST AFRICA week of school when people whose only previous Ameri- ski version of downhill skiing are running around in the can experience was in Florida, in which both legs are side by bookstore armed with their where she "learned to like very side on one ski, producing a, ITALY parent's Visa card numbers much the American people." "more feminine" motion. She buying computers. "In Florida," she said, "every- is. also an accomplished piano Her first Pine Tree State expe- one lias long hair and mus- player and performed in last GREAT BRITAIN rience was on a COOT (Colby taches, wears torn t-shirts, tight semester's Broadway Musical Outdoor Orientation Trip) stone-washed jeans,andhasbig Review. when she inadvertently fell into sneakers. This can't be Amer- She was greeted before and JAPAN the cold water of a Maine river. ica." Evidently we in Maine are after the BMR and given roses, Her canoe flipped in a set of much more in style. something she says the roman- rapids and sent her down river. After her first semester at tic French would never do. ISRAEL She tossed and turned to avoid Colby she remains baffled ¦ Sfefe says experienceslike these being hit by the canoe, and about the way student drink ' '¦gjjkft canoeing mishaps - will finally managed to stop by alcohol. "When we drink we give her lasting memories of NEW YORK sacrificing her legs to the rocks appreciate what we are" the U.S. International programs arc offered for students, teachers and started. sporting events. Shorts other working professionals. Courses include: archaeology, Old Colby Girls were warned not to talk than bermudas were not al- architectural history, art history, ceramics, decorative arts, continued from page 4 from their windows to people lowed. Women were expected drawing, fashion, fiber, metal and surface design, graphic outside. They were allowed to to put on a fresh dress for din- design, painting, and photography. Undergraduateand gradu- wee hours of the morning and sunbathonlyinonedesignated ner, even though men and ate credits are available to qualified students. For more dance wildly on tables in the area andmen were notallowed women ate in different dining information, please mail the coupon below orcall: dining halls for all we know. to be present. They were never halls. Pin curls could be worn Parsons Office of Special Programs Chaperoneswererequiredfor to visit a man's room or frater- at breakfast only and had to be (212) 741-8975 all mixed-sex parties.Freshman nity house except for special covered at all times. women could not "go motor- functions and during "calling If a girl broke any of these ing withmenoutsidemembers hours/'which wereannounced rules, she could be "housed" of their immediate family with- by the Dean of Women Stu- Parsons School of Design, Office of Special Programs for at least a week. If you were 66 Fifth Avenue. New York, N.Y 10O11 out a chaperone." Upperclass- dents. •• housed, you could only leave women were only allowed if it The only males who were al- your dorm to go to the dining Please send me a brochure on Parsons Special was during the day and if they lowed to visitagirl'sdorm were halls, the library or bookstore, Summer Programs. had it approved by the house members of the girl's immedi- or chapel. mother in charge of their dorm. ate family. Permission had to The treatment for freshmen Name : : As for social conduct at frater- be granted a week ahead of was equally outragous. In 1928, nity dances, girls were allowed time by the head resident and the handbook gave the fresh- Address : ¦ to go upstairs only immediately when the man arrived, his pres- man readers a few tips as to after the party had begun to ence was announced by the how to act now that they were City State Zip leave their wraps. The doors to ringing of a bell three times. Colby students. They weretold all of the rooms upstairs had to The dress code was pretty not to be "too chatty" with the Phone be left open and the couples strict as well. Women were al- upperclassmen and were ad- 39 had to return downstairs im- lowed to wear bermuda shorts vised to listen closely to what mediately after the music had only when participating in the older students said so as to

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by ProfessorA Lisa Low Winters Tale Told At Oolby rity themuchput-uponQueen. one, remembered in a statue, is universe of white is softened, behind, .but that winter itself Contributor The set and costumes kept unveiled. When the King the snowflkke doiles Of Bohe- will be - transformed into a Perhaps Dick Sewall decided reminding me of Susan weeps to see her likeness, she mia are ripened and browned heaven of the mind, Florizel to do A Winter's Tale in Janu- Sontag's Boston production of moves. She is a walking mir- and warmed. We hear bells says,:."the stars: will kiss the ary to help us get through the Jacques and his Master, where acle and those of us who would and birdsongs and watch a valleysfirst/' and. that isproba- Colby winter. If so, hats off. the almost complete absence of like to see the dead come back flowery statue of Prosperina, bly true. But here at least is a When the play was over Satur- color suggested the ghostly tolifefindinthisapretty dream, the goddess of spring, brought play in which Lazarus really day night and I went out into white light of the past seen a turning upside down of all in on a flower cart on wheels; does come back from the dead the near mid-night, I had an through the mind of someone the might have beens of our and after this hour's basking in to tell us all that some sad tales odd feeling of disorientation, who had already died. lives. Sicilia wemight wonder—who turn glad tales, that we go of not knowing where 1 was, of The play is set in Bohemia, The scenes in Sicilia are equally would choose to live in Bohe- sometimes from winter—to not knowing which was the set Shakespeare's northern never- stunning, where the white mia? wide. and which the world. The snow neverlands. Leontes, the King, screens change to leaf-batiked This is a play of eternal rer Therewiilbearepeatperform- had justbeguntofall,and Colby has conceived an Othello-like flats lit with the very pale pas- newal in which you have a ance of A Winter's Tale this looked, under the street lamps, jealousy of his wife, the good tels—pinks and reds and sense, not just that if winter Friday and Saturday night at as white as Bohemia. Hermkme, whom he suspects greens—of some sunsets. The comes, spring must not be far 8:00 pm in Runnals Theater. Shakespeare wroteA Winter's of having an affair with Polix- Tale late, almost last, when he enes, his best friend. All ends himself presumably had passed in calamity when Leontes beyond comedy and tragedy. imprisonshiswife , banishes his Sonny s Serves Super Pizza It is one of four romances, or new-born daughter, the aptly by Suzi Schumann and Peter tions), we ordered two large across the pizza's surface, suf- miracle plays, which combine named Perdita (loss), and Po- D. Read-Smith Sonny's pizzas for the four of ficiently prone against the sur- comic and tragic effects, but lixenes flees. Contributors us. After waiting a surprise face; so they didn't become which engage the wider sky- News of his son's and his ingly mere 14 minutes, Num- scorched or crunchy- One note scapes of the supernatural. wife's death in prison brings ber 24 came over the intercom, of distaste, though: the pepper- In these late plays, as in the Leontes to his senses and his and we were greeted with the oni gave off a grease which first movie version of Super- knees and we find him in Act Realizing that most adventur- comforting smile of a pizzaria puddled up on the surface ol man, the world and time canbe Three, writhing in white on a ous and mobile Colby students worker pleased with the fin- the second pizza. wound back and the heroine white floor in anguish for his have ferreted out the quality ished product. Two steaming The atmosphere was particu- saved. sins. eating establishments in Wa- pizzas- one a pepperoni and larly surprising. Instead of the The play's actors, each of Thaf s when Father Time, terville, we decided to venture the other a mushroom- were traditional Greek figurines and whom learned tworoles for this dressed in white, with a white outof town in searchof the best the items to be tested by our photos of scenic Athens, production, are excellent. Spe- chef's cap and gigantic wings, possible pizza. five-point comprehensive, and Sonny'shasuponits wallsartsy cial attention should be given wings so long they nearly drag Also realizing that some have wholly improvised quality pictures of vegetables, lending to Dana Mackin '92 as the con- upon the floor, comes on stage blazed the trail before us, we pizza service scale. appetite to the already hungry niving Autolyca, to Beth Reut- swinging his incense ball/and asked a select group of Foss The crust was to our liking... patrohsawaitingnourishment. linger '91 as the impassioned J6 years pass. diners to suggest some out-of- quite thick with enough spine A recent expansionhas opened Paulina, to Christopher Tre- In the end the banished town restaurants at which we as not to dump its piggyback of up the establishment into a main '89 who plays a very Perdita, set in her cradle on a might sample food. mozzarella, sauce, and topping dining area. Ample booth seat- remorseful Leontes,, to Glen rock in Sicilia, survives. She The overall consensus rallied into our laps. It was of a tender ing, separated by traditional Porter '92 and Katie Bredbeck lives, a purest beauty, with the behind Sonny's of Fairfield.So , and not painfully abrasive tex- barnboard paneling, provided '92 as the lovelorn Florizel and kindly shepherds (dressed later that day we traveled over ture. The sauce was slightly for a comfortable setting. Perdita, to the daft shepherd themselves like sheep, with fat past Keyes Fibre and into the spiced with onion and garlic, Competitively priced and duet, Bill Hamilton '90 and Jon furry backs and fists) who raise town of Fairfield. Greeted by a butnotsostrongthatone would thoughtfully decorated, Nuquist '89, to the bear- her. At home in Bohemia, the slightlysmok y atmosphere and not want to make acquaintance Sonny's of Fairfield provides a mangled David E. Moore '91 as Queen, her mother,outlastsher an ordering counter that re- with it again. The mushrooms good pizza with the hospitality Antigonus, and finally, to Cori husband's wrath. sembled a high-security bank were sliced to thecorrectwidth> and freshness of life beyond Brackett, who plays with integ- In theplay'slastsceneHermi- (complete with tall glass parti- and were generously dashed the Hill. Abbott Meader Then And Now Abbott Meader filled the first design, painting, and drawing. wouldn'tbe seeing him during pottery business, produced a studio art position at Colby Professor Meader remembers the following year because we few semi-commercial films, College. At this time, he was himself as being a liaison at were planning to live in Rome. and did somepainting. By 1983, by Cinda H. Jones one of three professors for the Colby duringthe'60s. Duringa Looking up from his work the he was back as a part-time Arts Editor entire art department. Because rally, when protestors were plumber replied, Yep, I hear professor. there was so much to be done occupying Lorimer Chapel, the fishin's right good out Over Jan-Plan this year When Abbott Meader joined by so few, Meader's responsi- Meader was one of the people there.' Not Rome, Maine! I told Meader taught a first-time Colby'sart departments 1962, bilities included organizing "radical kids" trusted, as well him, Rome, Italy!" course called, Creative Process he had the feeling that people as respected. He would run up in the Arts. Described as being wanted him to appear to be to the chapel, talk to the pro- more explorative than most Jan- more ordinary than he really testors, and then bring their plans, students studied pottery, was. requests and comments to the voice, dance, art and music. The As he got more comfortable administration. hard thing for Meader is to and assumed people knew that "The '60s had a tendency to grade the students'* work in this he was doing a good job as tire you out," Meader said, course. "What do I say? *You Colby's first studio art profes- "nothing and no one provided chanted better than the other sor, Meader relaxed this forced the answers that the radicals guy, so you get a better grade?' "professor" image.Hispersona wanted." I can't do that." has become more reminiscent Later, through the academic Now the chairman of the art of the undergraduate you year of 1967-1968, Abbott departm ent, Meader has would have seen at Dartmouth Meader took a sabbatical with enough work to keep his days or later at the University of his wife and three children to challenging, Of his intense Colorado where Meader went , Then, 1962 Rome, Italy. Now work load, Pro fessor Meader to graduate school. "A plumber was at the house admits, "I can't do this for very Bringing the balance of studio exhibitions and running the Art a few mont hs before we were In the '70s, Meader took nine long." This is the first year of art experience and highly re- Museum, teaching art history to leave," Meader recalls/'and years away from Colby,during Meader's two year depar tment garded academic degrees, and various studio classes like I was telling Wm how we which he worked in his wife's chair position. 75 Hours A listing of Entertainment events from Thrusday through Sunday • Thursday, Feb. 16 Pastor Bud Band J oseph's Spa 5-11 p.m. ¦f Tucker: The Man and His Dream Stu-A movie, Lovejoy 100, 7\0O and 9:15 p.m. Friday, Feb. 17 Skating and hot chocolate , J ohnson Pond 6-10 p.m.

Fireside reception far all Marchese Loun ge J oseph's Spa 7:00 p.m.

A Winters Tale , Runnals Theater 8:00 pm.

Tucker: The man and His Dream Lovejoy 100, 7:00 and 9:15 p.m.

Open Mike Night J oseph's Spa

Dance Theater of Harlem 20th Anniversar y Perform ance Wang CenterTremont St., Boston. Showings Friday throu gh Sunday. Tickets: 617-787-8000

Voice recital with pianist accompaniment , J uliard School Kresge Auditorium , 7:30 p.m. Visual Arts Center , University of ME, Orono.

Concert: Amsterdam guitar trio Hutchins Concert Hall 8:00 p.m. Maine Center for the Arts University of ME, Orono. Saturday, Feb. 18 photo by PeterMacomber 9:30 a.m. Presidents 's reception Page Commons Abrams and Anderson, the comedy team, will be appearing in the Page Commons Room, Student Center, on Sat., Feb. 18, at 9:00p.m.in conjunction with Family Winter Weekend. Room, Student Center The show will be.based on audience suggestions. Tucker: A Man and His Dream ,Stu-A movie 7:00 and 9:15 p.m. Lovejoy 100

Ron Pelligrino Visual Musi c Concert-see Promo in this section Given Auditorium 8:00 p.m.

The SIGHS in concert 9:00 p.m. throu gh 1:00 a.m. The Bears Den, University of ME, Orono

A Winter 's Tale Colby Theater Production , Runnals Theater 8:00 p.m. Abr ams and Anderson Comedy Team (see Promo in this section) Page Commons Room Student Center , Sunda y, Feb. 19

Harlem Renaissanc e Theater Ensemble: music, po- etr y, and drama of the 1920's Packard Theater , Memorial Hall 8:00 p.m. Universit y of ME, Orpno

Spa Video Night 5-7 p.m. Rock World ,7-9 p.m. Rock & Roll High School, 9-11 p.m. Mar ty's Metal Videos On Goimig Eveaits Natural Landsca pes Exhibi t, 9-5, Mond ay throu gh Saturday, Maine Audubon Gilsland Farm , Route one, Falmou th *

Colby Art Museum: Black Pai nter David Driskell

Priritmakin g Exhibition Coffee House, Mary Low Open Sunda y through Thursda y 7:00 -11:00 p.m. in this age, but if attained, they ment will adapt to meet the Diversity are fundamental realities that demands and needs of minori- THE FAR SIDE By GARY LARSON continued from page 11 we must all deal with, and ties. These are the same needs whichattimeselude ouraware- that a pluralistic, free, and ties. But there would be more ness. Colby'simage will drasti- democratic society is supposed minorities recruitingminorities cally change, and some of the to offer to all U.S. dtizens in inadmissions anyway;and they white students who would order to promote social prog- would decide which white have considered Colby will ress; and be tolerantof the ideas students will be admitted to seek other choices. Colby will or behaviors of others. Colby. Is this O.K. with you be forced to deal with people Much of what is mentioned and future applicants? who are different from them- can be paralleled to today's A diverse student body at selves and see society at a level society. But for all this to hap- Colby translates into diverse seen by someone whose life is pen white society has to make thoughts, cultures, habits, gov- wrapped in dark skin. Is this room — at the top — ifor mi- ernment, and so on. Maybe what you want? norities. You don't have to give even more non-white college As it stands now there is very up your SAAB's, but you have trustees and a president—look low minority enrollment at to at least make it possible for out! Some say that this is too Colby. The chances of turning minorities to attainone (figura- much. But if it is, should we your head and seeing a person tively speaking). The same even discuss diversity? Is di- of color on campus or in your privileges enjoyed by white versity just a song to be sung? dorm is low. Right how there society in America available to Something to be said, then are 62 minorities on campus all American minorities. This is takenback? Thirty years tomor- (including international stu- the true senSeof equality, which row will Colby students still be dents). And as students con- is treated like a stepchild—in preaching diversity where it tinue to push for diversity, all its forms: social, political, should already exist? Are while ¦Admissions increase its and economical. Attitudes that people just bold in their words, efforts to bring in minority foster these changes must go I tell you I've hod It! ... I'm not climbing into that but shy in their actions? students, more will change. beyond rhetoric. Will students getup one more time until you tell me why If we're going to talk about Minoritypresencewillincrease, one day be able to say, "Colby I'm always the back end." diversity l et's go all the way and the things that you take for celebrates diversity?" Are with it. For this is what diver- granted at Colby will change- Colby students ready for diver- sity means. My ideas and ob- perhaps disappear, as Colby's sity, or is it something you servations may be far-fetched social structure and environ- would rather defer? THE FAR SIDE By GARY LARSON THE FAR SIDE By GARY LARSON THE FAR SIDE By GARY LARSON

Warren Hagstrom: Professional Western tttmmmimmmiMiimtmmmmtmmmmmmmmmmammmmummmiimmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm movie background street crasser "Aha! The murderer's footprints! Pygmies on vacation 'Course, we all leave tracks liko this." THE FAR SIDE By GARY LARSON THE FAR SIDE By GARY LARSON THE FAR SIDE IBy GARY LARSON

•am. ^mi ^m ^^^^ ^^mu ^mmm ^^^ mmmmmam ^mmmmmmmM ^ ^mmmammmmmmmm ^immtmmimm. . ' ¦¦ ¦'¦ ¦ ' ^ : Sucker fish at homo "DrlvQjedl We've stumbled, Into tome cov/town." 1' ' : 7 ' * - .' v v; born. He taught me how to throw a the Osmonds. I was actually Steve Marshall, '91: I deliv- Greatness foul shot! invited to Marie's wedding,but ered a phone book to Mike continued from page 4 Heather Hartshorn,'91: Yah, we decided not to go. McCasky, the owner of the I met Marvin Hagler. I was Brian Wiercinski, '92: Robert Chicago Bears. to this day, we still look upon working at Dairy Queen. He Redford.at He'sanenvironmen- Peter Weinbeig,'91: Imetlrv with pride. asked me where the. burgers talist. He was giving a talk at Cross, a sportscaster, on a Kath Jones, '91: I slammed Initially, I believed that this were. He's about this tall. I Bowdoin. My mom's in love train...he sent me an auto- into Ray Parker Jr.'s chest in was a very rare occurence - didn't even recognize him. with him so we went to hear graphed picture. I thought that Bloomingdales in New York. meeting such a celebrity - but him speak. It just so happened was really nice, so I sent him an And I met Richard Nixon. He- upon bragging about my en- Joe Savbie, '92: I met Sgt. that my mom wanted to go out autographed picture back. getshishaircut at the same place i counter, I discovered that I am Slaughter [ the wrestler] when to breakfast at The Omlette Ido... it was so funny to see him not alone in my brush with I was a caddy at Mount Kisco Shoppe afterwards. So we're Gretchen Kreahling, '89: I in that barber's bib! greatness. What follows are Country Club in Westchester, eating, and lo and behold rode an elevator with a mem- true accounts from the student N.Y. He was playing . He's Robert Redford comes in and ber of Journey. I didn't say And last but not least, Tim body containing little known not that bad, either! sitsdownatthetablenexttous. anything though, because I (Whaler) Christensen,'91: My connections of Colby with the So my mom turns amazingly didn't like his band. grandfather was secretary- rich and famous. Memo Sprang, '91: I used to red, introduces herself, and he Rebecca Winokur, '91: There treasurer of Spaulding Interna- play with Butch Hobson's (of pulls his table up to ours and was a celebrity cup up at Sug- tional. AND, I met Jimmy CtirisHorst/91: I met Oprah the Boston Red Sox) daughters. we ate with him. I had a west- arloaf thisweekend. I met Lucy Carter's aunt -1 swear to God! Wihf reyin Vail over Christmas They were a lot younger than em, and he just had a basic from General Hospital and break. I said, "Hi, Oprah!" It me, but I thought it was cool cheddar and mozzarella com- raced against her. I won. She I guess it all depends on your was a thrill for me. anyway." bination. I'll never forget it. said to tell everyone she's not definition of greatness! If you Sam Tucker, '90: John Irving as bitchy as she seems on tele- have had a brush with great- wrote my mother a letter con- Tamara Johnson, '91: I went Jennifer Scott,'91: It's a little vision. ness, write it down and submit gratulating her when I was to K.C. Jones' camp. known fact that I'm related to it to the Echo.

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Similar opportunities In public policy Internship* are offered (with academic credit) In London (Foil, Spring nnd Summer) The Movie The "The ¦ ¦ anffi^P^ WashingtonInternational Studies Center Toughest J ob You'll Ever Love" lHIHUI^^ ¦ 214 Msuachuielts Ave,, N.G, Suite 230 ¦ ¦ Washington, DC, 20002 (202) M7-327B DETm VV M2fcI Down In Front Hockey Morale Is High In response to the article writ- ticlessuch as Rocea'sonly serve the sideline, or in the dugout of When Colby senior Larry Collins did his dance among the ten in the Echo (Jan. 26, 1989) to disrupt what we are trying being the reason a team is los- Husson cheerleaders during last Saturday's Colby-Husson we would like to make a con- to achieve. ing; however, we all know that men's basketball game, it was the nadir of a performance certed effort on behalf of the WeappreciateRocca'sconcern we win as a team, and we lose that was an embarrassment to Colby. team to address the allegations for the hockeyprogram ,but we asa team. Asasenior states: "In When our basketball teams played at Bates during January, made by Larry Rocca. Al- feel that an article attacking the my four years here, this has the Bates fans displayed a horrifying show of poor form and though, we respect his right to coach during the middle of the been the closest team I have redefined obnoxious. express his opinion, wefeel that season when he is wholeheart- played on." This team unity, Most Colby fans who were in attendance at Bates were the other side of the story edly trying to lead the team to despite wins or losses, is what mortified, disgusted. Word spread throughout Colby's should be toldby those directly the ECAC play-offs demon- really matters to us. campus of the the incredible lack of taste that Bates showed. affected. Rocca feels that there stratesa lade of understanding Almost everyone that heard about it condemned their isa "problemwithin thehockey of the hockey team on the part behavior. program." of Rocca. J. Scott Rkkards'90 And then last Saturday night, on television, some Colby men We, as members of the team, People find it easy to accuse Captain, Varsity Men's displayed a performance far worse than Bates'. When see no problem whatsoever the man behind the bench, on Hockey Team someone knows something stinks and then they do it with the overall attitude of the themselves, they epitomize hypocrisy. The front row team. We play in an intense, performed in such a manner and they performed not as fans, highly competitive league, but as exhibitionists. where most games are decided Bates Student The worst thing about their display is that every Husson fan by a goal or two; a good illus- and player, every person who attended the game from the tration of this is that we have community, and everyone who watched on television will been involved in five overtime assume that the men in front performed with the full games so far this season. Our Blasted endorsement of the Colby student body. moral and team spirit remains Perhaps Jonathan Zeiff (Let- meaning to such things as ob- A good fan cheers wholeheartedly for their own team, ribs high because we realize that ters to theEcho,Jan.26)thought scenity and unsportsmanlike the other team good naturedly. A good fan does not draw bur record does not reflect our that no one from Colby at- conduct. attention to himself or harass the referees endlessly. A good level of play so far this season. tended the basketball game at I hope Mr. Zeiff and his friends fan does not slander the other team with obscenities. Everyone on the team is trying Bates on Jan. 16 to see and hear will come toColbyfor the game especially racial slurs. A good fan is a good citizen. topull together inorder to make what went on there. I did and Feb. 15. We can show them a The Dean's office has received complaints about race related this season a winning one. In so did many others, and I can great team, fans who know the remarks at the game. If someone is found guilty, strong action both practices and games the tell you that Coach Whitmore, difference between being bois- will certainly be taken. With this kind of incident, how can intensity level is always high our team, and our fans acted terous and being rude, and a anyone wonder why no black students have applied to Colby and we are always giving 100 like choirboys compared to real gymnasium with real for early admission this year. percent; therefore, we feel ar- many Bates fans who gave new lights. Sportsmanship is something that we should strive for as Colby fans. It seems absurd that a drunk student in the stands Barbara Smith can feel good about himself when he insults somone on the other team, especially when that insult is a racial slur. Editors note: Barbara Smith is If the person uttering the insults does not really mean them, rj (Eolb litfya married to Dean of the College why say it at all? To try to get people to laugh? To look tough Earl H. Sniith. or cool? They do it to attract attention to themself. Editor Chris Preston Exhibitionist. News Editor Copy Editor The Mules are a good enough basketball team that Colby Lori Wright ' Nancy Humm fans should never run out of things to cheer about. When a SpecialEditor . Chip Gavin DeLorenzo person insists on degrading the other team, they only act rude Features Editor BusinessMan ager and display insecurity about the abilities of their team. Jennifer Scott Production Supervisor Paul Beach Liked The They show ignorance by not appreciating a good effort on the Magda Lacharite part of both teams. Arts Editor AdvertisingManager I think enthusiasm is a great thing. I think the men in the Ci*da H.Jones Layout Assistants Thomas K. Wieck Noise front row have great enthusiasm but they are not using it Heidi Meehan On behalf of Colby Women's well. When the Colby student who tastelessly mocked the Sports Editor Sharyl White Photography Editor Basketball and its alumna and Lawrence Rocca Amy Clowes Husson cheerleaders was reprimanded by Colby security, long-time supporters, thank Head Typist Amy Sharbrough you for your attendance, sup- more than one student wondered aloud why Colby Asst.Sports Editor Cathy Palmer Elizabeth Barber port, and NOISE at the Hus- cheerleaders didn't get the court as much as Husson's. The John Mullen dancer and his friends are not cheerleaders, they are fans. Graphics Editor son-Colby women's game on Fans are not allowed on the court. Evan Metcalf Saturday night. It was greatly appreciated by players and If the men in the front want to be cheerleaders, I'm sure the. Staff Writers: Catherine Breen Steven Chernoff, Deb Fuller , , coaches alike and will be long administration would be more than willing to allot them Emily Gallegher, Billy Goodman, Tracey Hardman, John Hayworth, court time to lead the C-O-L-B-Y chant and hopefully some Terrel Hutton, Heather Lange, Margaret McCrudden, remembered. more orginal cheers too. But they have to follow the proper Kathy McKiernan, Brian Murphy,Jeffrey Smith,Lisa Twomey, We hope that large crowds procedures and make a concerted effort to get all fans David Weissman and vocal support can become involved in the game. They cannot be cheerleaders if they try Graphics:John Semple, Jeff Winkler the norm, and not a rarity, to attract attention to themselves most of the time and only Typists: Rebecca Bancroft, Martina Desloge, Suzanne LaPrade, whenever CWB performs at seek the crowds support randomly. Jane Maloney, Kristen Pettersen, Liz Preston Colby. We believe that there Clearly, the guys in the front love basketball. They have The Editorial is the official opinion of the paper. The other opinions are two very fine varsity bas- tremendous energy. What they do not have is a well defined present on this page do not necessarily represent the views oiThe Colby ketball teams at Colby and we role. They are not good cheerleaders or good fans. Husson was Echo or its staff. hope that the quality of play an extreme incident, but it happens at all the home games to The Colby Echq encourages letters from its readers, especially those shown on Saturday night will varying degrees. within the immediate community. They should not exceed 300 words. bring all of you back again this Many students have said they feel embarrassed following The paper also encourages the submission of opinions which address weekend and in the future. My the front row's random attempts at getting the crowd to cheer. any issue of concern. They should not excede 600 words. This policy own personal dream is to have More than one student has commented that the fan support at indudes those pieces written by individual staff members, who for 3000 fans on their feet when games could be much better if only the men in the front row extreme circumstances as determined by the Editor, disagree with the CWB wins an ECAC Champi- Editorial. acted differently. onship at home; last Saturday Both letters to the Editor and opinions must be typed, double-spaced, night kept the dreamalive. See If the front row is interested in getting the whole student signed, and includeatelephonenumber.Both must cither beIn campus you in Wadsworth! body involved, they have to change their act. If they want to mail, addressed to The Echo by 10:00 a.m. Monday morning, or in the be good fans, they have to change their act. Right now, they Echo Office by 7:00 p.m., Monday night, unless special contact hasbeen are only a nuisance and an embarrasment to others. made with the Editor. Both letters to the Editor and opinions will be printed as long as they Gene B. DeLorenzo '75 Lawrence Rocca are not libelous or obscene, and meet the above requirements. The Head Coach ¦gpprfr ,.fi

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game. Saves According to Turner, the continued from page 20 improvement was inevitable. "It takes time for everyone to team has arrived of late and get used to playing with each they are ready to finish off a other," said the Augusta, roller coaster season against Maine, native, "the reason why these two top teams. With wins, we lost early was because that the Mules can still land them- processhadn'tcome aboutyet." selves an ECAC playoff berth. Much of the reason the team When the Mules started off has developed their killer UV their seasoninNovember, they photo by AndreaSolomita stinct can be attributed to the The Colby six who battled Team Cuernavaca South of the Border. Clockwisefrom back left. Dan Teguis, played goodhockey but lacked work ethic and hustle of the something, starting the season players. Turner studies films Bill Burke, Dave McCauley,Greg Jacobson, Chris Connelly, and Rich Hussey. 1-2-2. The epitome of their early for two hours of every game he season weakness was at Bow- plays so that he can improve doin when leading 5-3, they his play. Everyone else just seemed to try not to lose, rather plain works hard. Hey Sports Fans! than win. The end result was a During the third period of the 5-5 tie. Hamilton game, the Mules led Don 't forget to tune into Then injuries and other dis- 3-2 after Grant, freshman Derek tractions set in and the Mules Bettencourr, and junior Tom started playing poorly. Powers had tallied. Earlier in "We're more confident now/' the year, the Mules might have said senior right wing Dave tied or even lost. But the Mules Sp ortsrap Loser, "We're not playing not displayed that extra effort. every Sunday night from 10-12 to lose." Not anymore. Hustle and desire were what The Mules, according to Loser, won that Hamilton game. OnWMHB 90.5 FM have played that way for the Hamilton had superior skaters last 10 games and he contends but Colby had superior desire. Wi th Media Monsters that besides a 5-1 loss at Mid- "Let's hang tough," said Larry Rocca and Brian Batting. dlebury, the Mules have played Bettencourt during the third consistently well going 5-4-1 period. Hang tough they did. Centra l Maine 's #1 Sp ortstalk Show on against some quality teams. Loser dove in fron t of a slap- They culminated that stretch shot, sacrificing his body for Centra l Maine 's #1 Alterna tive Radion Station with two games in Alfond Rink the team, sophomore Chris against two ECAC New York Caponi, a 5'7' wing, took on powers. Union came into Wa- Hamilton's 6'5" 230-pound terville ranked No. 6 in the goon Charles Gilbert, freshman nation and Hamilton had only defenseman Scott Philips cut dropped out of the top 10 re- his face badly but continued to cently. Before those two gamos play. He needed stitches, four they had won a dramatic 54 on the forehead and three on overtime game at St. Anselms. the chin. If the Mules win both of their When The Continentals pulled remaining games, there is a their goalkeeper with 18 sec- chance that they will get an onds remaining in the game, ECAC bid, but far more impor- they had the luxury of a two tant, they will have salvaged a skater advantage because of a season near the brink of disas- Colby penalty. ter. Or so it seemed to some The Mules slammed the door observers. on Hamilton as captain Scott Although many fans seem to Rickards separated someone have forgotten that the Mules from the puck. Grant scooped are still playing games, evi- it up and after being leveled by denced by the low numbers at a Hamilton player scored an both contests last weekend, the empty netter from his knees to players themselves have re- secure the victory. fused to be distracted. After two games of pounding Despite losing leading scorer and speed skating the Mules Bill Clough to a shoulder sepa- weretiredand sorebutasGrant ration, the Mules have gotten said, "These last three games better and hungrier every have been really fun." photo by Whitney Draper Turner (30) has not always been alone on defense. Here he gets some help from Scott Phillips (21) and Mike Venezia (15). The Mules play two more games at home against Babson on Saturday at 3 and Bowdoin on Tuesday at 7. Besides some good hockey, fans can win $25 if thet/ buy a $1 raffle ticket upon entrance. If your number is called , you get one shot from the blue line • to win some cold cash. All proceeds benefit the sophomore class. Commentary Jock Shorts by J ohn Mullen Asst. Sports Editor

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